The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #286: Blood Rage (1987) Commentary

Episode Date: November 17, 2021

It's the THR Thanksgiving special, as we do a commentary for the classic Blood Rage. Cool of the week includes American Horror Story, Yellowjackets, and Coach Phil's sports championships. Podcast spotlight shines on Talk Scary to Me. And we get feedback from MsGee Vious, Lars from Denmark, Edd Dodge, Rob Forrest, Nez, Anthony Ybarra, Ry Guy, Cameron Sullivan, and Anthony Goodman. Thanks for listening!

Yes, hi, it's Bill Mosley, and you're listening to The Horror Returns. Goodbye. Greetings, victims. For those of you who are delight and dread, who fantasize about fear, who glorify, go. Welcome. You have found the place where the horror returns. Listeners beware This podcast contains major plot spoilers

And the foulest of language Join us In celebrating the old and the new The best and the worst in horror All right, welcome back one and all To the horror returns I'm Lance and with me as always my co-host Brian and

Phillip. How's it going, guys? What's up? Good. Ready to get Thanksgiving. It's almost Thanksgiving time, man. I know. My wife's already setting up the goddamn Christmas tree. Is she sending you into a blood rage? It is. I'm going to run in there and throw the tree and

stab my family with it somehow. I, well, I did all my Christmas decorating last weekend, boys. Oh, you don't? did? We're going to be in D.C. You're one of them. Yeah, we're going to be in D.C. this weekend because we're going to the Genesis

concert Thursday. So I will be recording remotely again, but with Wi-Fi this time, so it should hopefully sound a lot better. I don't think you sounded bad last week. It was pretty bad, dude. When it goes full robot, that's pretty bad. All right, let me get it out of the way.

Paramount Plus rant. here we go ready is this your cool the week fuck no the pair about plus for him let's do it all right so here's the deal Brian is telling me that this film that we're going to talk about tonight is available on AMC plus I would love to

get AMC plus but there's no need for me to purchase it because I have shutter standalone for five bucks right right so AMC plus is what 15 something like that Brian 899 maybe I just need to

get fucked. There goes my rant. Well, never mind. Goddammit. Why is it Yellowstone on Paramount Plus? It's a fucking Paramount show and you have to either get fucking CBS Peacock, the one you have to pay for, not the free one. I really didn't think that name through very well,

did they? No, they really didn't, did they? Yeah, let's go watch the cock, right? All right. I'm not doing much tonight, just hanging around, watching the cock. Okay, if AMC Plus If AMC Plus has Shudder and is $9 a month, there went all the wind out of my sales. No more ramp.

Quit being a cheap. It's still a rant. Fuck all these companies, man. That's why pirating is so prevalent. Because every one of these guys has to fucking mark their shit up. And the whole point of it was to get away from cable where they charge you $80 a month for shit you don't watch. Well, now all the different shows are on different.

things and you watch one show on each fucking thing and end up paying 150 bucks a month. Bullshit. They got us hook line and sinker, Brian, don't they? Yeah, for the most part. No. That's what happens when you put your shit on the internet, motherfucker. We're not all as computer savvy as you are, Philip, but we're working on it. By necessity, we're working on it.

So that's a good thing. Hey, the re-uploads are going really well on our page. We're up to episode number 50. Courtesy of a certain musical company that I definitely want name because I sure as fuck don't want them coming after us again. But let's just suffice it to say one of the largest music companies fucked with us for having the audacity to put a little bit of musical cues into our podcasts. You definitely don't want to mess with music companies.

You saw what happened to Tupac. Wow, what happened to Tupy? Oh, shit! Okay. We'll slow on the uptake there. Okay. All right. You guys ready for Cool of the Week?

Oh, that wasn't your Cool of the Week? Oh, dude, that was my not-so Cool of the Week. I've actually got a strong Cool of the Week this week. What is it? I'll jump ahead. Philip, this is just expressly for you, by the way, dude. You are going to absolutely, if you haven't already seen it, The second half, okay, so this season of American Horror Story was called Double Feature.

And the first six episodes were one storyline set in New England about kind of like, it's sort of quasi-vampires and it had a real Stephen King flair to it. Were the vampires, the witches? No, not. It wasn't that. It's like, see, I don't want to give too much away. I got you. It's cool.

It's really cool the way they, did it. I really enjoyed the first half, but the final four parts of the season, which is all about aliens, Philip. Oh, very cool. This show was custom made for you, too. I got to check it out. I need to see more alien stuff like for real, though. It's like they said a bunch of stuff and then let it go and now nobody's talking about it. And I'm like, what? I thought we were like gearing up for something here. They touch on every single alien conspiracy from the 50s through modern day. Oh, you had me a conspiracy.

You are going to fucking love the last four episodes of American Horror Story. Have you seen it, Brian? I got to catch up. Oh, man. Very, very, very, very, very well done. And they used true historical figures. Some were played better than others, like the guy that played Richard Nixon looked nothing like and it was like a bad Nixon impression.

How is that possible? Well, the Dwight Eisenhower guy was just spot on. I thought I was looking at Mike. So you're going to do a bad, he's the easy. I could do a Nixon. Terrible Nixon, dude. I am not a crook. That was better than the guy on the show.

I'll tell you that. But yeah, man, cool of the week. American Horror Story double feature film two. Take me to your leader. You want to go? Yeah, because I don't have much. My stuff is all sports related. So obviously the fucking cowboys,

holy shit, decimated the fal... Like, I felt bad for the Falcons in that game. I really did. That was... Man, they're going to win the Super Bowl. I know I say that every year. This time is for real. And on another sport note, I got to give some props to the kids.

I got two champions this weekend. We had a soccer tournament where the eight-year-old girls. They came in second place, which is great because for most of the season, they had no idea what they were doing. And then in the tournament, they finally pulled it together. And, you know, we had a couple girls that kicked the ball and we let them do it. and my son, whose team I coach in baseball, they just won a tournament. We went up to Santa Fe, where they had the school shooting a couple of years ago. I don't know why that's why I bring reference to it, but that's where Santa Fe is.

It's like 45 minutes away from us, and they let Galveston be involved in their fall ball, league and the two championship teams that were facing each other were both from Galveston so pulling it together and we won first so he got himself a little blingering I got him a little case for it and everything it's cool nice yeah that is cool of the week man yeah so I was I was proud man I didn't think those kids could do it and uh boy they pulled it out everybody played we beat everybody by like six to ten points. That's awesome. Yeah, and like three or four games in a row.

It all comes down to coaching. We're going to say that. Although it is a little bit like hurting cats, so I think coaching does have something. Fair enough. Let's see, I got a meh of the week. I'll start with my meh. I checked out that movie.

You guys heard of this movie called the deep house. Yes. It's like a house underwater or something. Yeah, the basic story is this guy, he's like a blogger, he goes to like vacation spots and he's taking his wife or girlfriend

or whatever the fuck. And they go to one spot and there's a whole bunch of tourists there so he's all bummed down. And of course he runs into a guy that says he knows a spot where no tourists ever go and it's a house under

at the bottom of. of a lake. Great. It's a haunted house movie, but it's great premise, great atmosphere. Is the whole, are they like in scuba gear?

How does it work? Yeah. Oh, the whole time? Yeah, so you got the added element of running out of air and stuff like that. They just come, you know,

do we break Lance already? This is the stupidest fucking idea I've ever heard of it. Lance, if you watch it, it's a great premise. It's just. Is it? They just completely missed a mark with it.

They could have did so much with it. Sharks? Tim Davis would have liked it if sharks jumped in there. In the lake. Dude, there's sharks in the Great Lakes. There are not. There are. They swim up the Mississippi River.

It's insane. Bullshit. Not like a bunch of them, but they've been found there. With Bigfoot riding them or what, Philip? I'm telling you. Is this like, is this? like alligators and the sewers? I don't know, but this one's for real.

Like, there's been sharks that have been found in the Great Lakes. They swim up the Mississippi River. We need a fact-checker. Fact-check it. All day. Look it up. But, yeah, great premise. They had the atmosphere right.

It's just they did nothing with it. And they just kind of left you one more. And there was some, some elements of the story that wasn't really explained. Okay, maybe in the scene. I don't think so. But I will say my cool of the week is a new series that just started on Showtime called Yellow Jackets. Never even heard of it.

It's a girls' soccer team that's going to the championship game. They're on a plane. We definitely got. We definitely got a vibe going here. Sorry, man. Didn't mean to interrupt. Watching ladybugs. Yeah, well, the plane crashes.

Ah. And the story, there's only one episode out right now, but the story kind of jumps back and forth through present day in the past. And I think basically some Lord of the Flies shit happens and maybe some cannibalism. Oh, Jesus right. jump, when they jump to the future of the surviving girls, they're now adults now, that nobody will talk about it at all. Wait, you're telling the, the girl's soccer team went Lord of the Flies and ain't each other? That's what it looks like.

All right. Because when it jumps back to, when it jumps back to the past, I don't know if Lance is going to make it through this episode. But it's interesting so far. Has what's their name, Juliette Lewis? Is that her name from Natural Born Killers? Sure. Oh, okay. Melanie Linsky, and there's some other people that are in there that I recognize.

But it keeps you guessing and wanting to know more because when it's present day, there's one girl, one survivor. She has someone offering her a seven, figure book deal and she will not take it because nobody will speak on what happened in those in those fort in the woods. They've made it packed. I know I know the movie I would make but

I don't think they can release that in theaters. They would be there. It's got me wanting to at least watch the next episode so Yellow Jackets. Okay. So one of those

that kind of lets information out slowly and you don't really know exactly what happened at the beginning. Yeah. You definitely see one of the girls get killed and kind of cut up, hung up, and gutted. So they give you the thing, but they don't give you the how. Yeah, you don't know

if it's them, or maybe they ran into another group in the woods, or which one of the girls ended up turning bad or any of that. Christina Ricci's in it, too. Holy shit. I was starting to ask. Yeah. So showtime

The first episode Just came out this past Sunday I never thought about it until right now But what hell happened to Kirstina Ricci? I hadn't seen her in the movie in years I think she does like a lot of indie stuff Oh okay Well that makes sense

Either that she went with the Adams family It went down in a plane crash Philip Yeah All right All right All right Everybody's cool of the week We're skipping.

Skipping trailers and news. I think that's it. Except a little piece of news I'll throw out there. I've heard that maybe Kathleen Kennedy's Star Wars stuff is getting pushed or canceled. So we'll see how that turns out. I did read something this morning that, what is her name? The chick that does the Wonder Woman movies that direct. Rexum. She's supposed to be doing a

Star Wars movie. Oh, yeah? Apparently, damn, I can't think of her name. Apparently, her, they're having... First was good. Second one wasn't that great, right? But the same director? Patty Jenkins. Yeah, Patty Jenkins. Second one,

I heard there was a lot of studio involvement. Okay. Apparently, they're not seeing eye to eye because of creative differences. So that might be put on the back burner also. Yeah, the studios getting their hands in there. I'm hearing they're going to let Dave Filoni take over. That's the smartest idea they can do.

Abs of fucking Louis. I'm on board with that. Dave Filoni and John Favro let them have it. I think that's what they're doing. So we'll see how that goes. Which, uh, quick news. Which, uh, they just had, they just had Disney Plus day when they were announcing like they announced like 12 new Marvel series coming to Disney Plus and basically nothing for Star Wars.

Yeah, wow. It had a lot of, I mean, there was so much, we're going to be good on Marvel TV shows on Disney Plus for like the next three years. But there was like nothing for Star Wars announced. I just saw a thing that said like there was some Easter egg and internals that may lead. to Namor, the Marvel version of Aquaman. And I'm like, dude, who gives a shit? Can we make an X-Men movie? Like, I kind of don't care about all these throwaway characters.

Well, you kind of need them to set up new stories or else we're just going to be rehashing the same. Yeah. That was the Garrett-Collins special for me, man. Four on ten. Yeah. Oh, Eternals? Yeah. Not a great movie.

That's what I keep here in. There's, Lance, there's a YouTube video, which kind of tells you what they were trying to do. Because a lot of the characters in Internals, those are deep-cut, like, characters that you've got to be, like, hardcore comic book fans to know who they are. Yeah, how'd those do? Huh? That how'd those do? Probably not very well. yeah but when you hear what they're eventually setting up

it's I think I think this is going to be one of those movies like a couple years from now people are going to look back and just be like oh that's what they were trying to do but maybe yeah a little too soon to do I mean I guess but to like make a full-fledged movie with Angelina Jolie that's basically a commercial for another movie later that's a three hour commercial Oh, man. I've sat through that whole thing

just so I could hear Blade's voice at the very end, Brian. You could have just watched that on you. You could just watch it on YouTube. Oh, boy. We ain't even got to the movie yet. Lance got a whole little purple. All right. roll right on to listener feedback

and roll through that pretty quick. This week, our podcast spotlight shines on what is that, T-L-K-Scarry to me. Is that what that is? Talks scary to me. Talks scary to me. It's just missing a letter, my bad. Fan favorite final girls,

Danielle Harris and Scout Compton sit down to discuss all things, sex, love, and of course, horror. get to know the deeper, darker side of growing up in the horror industry as they share never before told stories from their life on and off the set. Viewer discretion is advised.

That could be pretty fun. Yes, I listened to the first episode. It's pretty cool. The thing that was kind of amazing to me is neither one of them, because you know, Daniel Harris was from Halloween 4 and 5 and the Rob Zombie

remake and Scout Compton was the Laurie Strode of the Rob Zombie movies Neither one of them have ever met Jamie Lee Curtis Really? Yeah. To this day. Really?

And Scout Compton talks about how she didn't understand like the How far her character holds with the fans Until it was announced and she got a lot of hate because, you know, she's, yeah, she's not replacing, but playing the character that was beloved by Jimmy Lee Curtis and. Well, yeah.

Because Lori Strode is a cool final girl, man. Yeah. Because she doesn't just, like, lay down and get beat up. She fights back. I think that's cool. So it was pretty cool to hear some of these stories that they were telling and they, they do, they do answer a lot of questions that people send in, so. Check them out.

Let's see, regarding a stalker in my house. Movie. Misguvious. Misguvious. I get it. Ah, I just got that. That just clicked. Okay.

Oh, a movie about my dating life. Have you seen this? Either one of you guys seen this movie? Not yet. Okay. Is it Almark channel or? No, it's a thriller. Okay.

I believe this one's going back to our podcast. Spotlight stars, Scout Compton. Oh, really? Might be worth checking out then. Do that. Regarding death to metal, Lars from Denmark says, I would sell my soul to see this.

And he probably already has. I haven't seen. I don't even know what that is. Deft of metal. That was pretty awesome. It's a little independent horror movie coming out. So, Lance, or Lars, just saved your soul. It's coming out soon.

You can't kill the metal. Tenacious teeth taught me that. That's right. Regarding Brian's sexy Cynobite photo in the group. Ed Dodge says, Hot, Hot, Hot. It kind of sounds like it's a sexy Cinebite photo of myself, which it

wasn't. Oh, yeah. It'd be different. It was of Texas Native Megan Mastalian. Oh, really? Cinema?

Yeah, like a photo shoot for Halloween. Hold on. Where is it now? Facebook group, you said? Oh, you're going to have to go way back. Yeah, I'm going to have to watch that. All right. Uh, regarding the pact. Um, Robert Forrest says never heard of this trailer.

Trailer looks interesting. How was it? What is the pact? Oh, it's a, it's a movie that I was going to watch, but I never finished it. So I had to get back to you on that, Rob. It's not because of anything of the movie. It's just, it was, I put it on too late, and I was starting to fall asleep, so. Ah, okay. Okay.

Okay. So. Cannot confirm nor deny. Oh. Regarding antlers, Nez gives it a hell of good, a tin. We all liked it. Yeah, he's not far off.

Anthony Ibaris says, agreed, dude. Damn. Regarding Friday the 13th films, Rai Guy says in the middle of part five as we speak. Dude, I get those mixed up, man. I can't watch them all back to back.

Sure you can. Can. I'll be asleep. Cameron Sullivan shared a link to the black phone trailer. Anthony Goodman says real creepy. I'm hoping that's going to be a good one. But got pushed back until February. Did it.

It looks good. Yeah. All right. And that was our little bit of feedback this week. But our intro comes from Steve Carlton of the League Geeks. Artwork is from Natsulani. Check her out on Instagram. And if you'd like to help the show, please consider becoming a Patreon patron. Let's pick movies for a future show at any amount. And for $5 or more a month, also pick a commentary for a future bonus show like we're doing today.

If you have a chance, please give us a five-star Apple Podcast review. and you could win some cool shit. All right, I suppose we'll move on to our featured attraction. Thanksgiving Commentary Week with 1987's Blood Rage. A boy kills a man and accuses his twin brother of the murder. That's all you knew. That's the movie. And the innocent brother ends up institutionalized

while his psychotic twin goes free. Oh man, do we even need to watch it now? That was like way too much information. Ten years later, the innocent twin escapes, which triggers his brother into killing again. Damn twins. Director is John Grissmer, also known for a scalpel. Writer is Bruce Brugan.

No. I've seen Zach. I've seen Zach. Yeah, I've seen Z. Scott Bayo, right? Yeah, I was up to say Scott Bayo. Oh, Scott Bayo? Yeah.

I have no idea what that is. A film debut of actor Ted Ramey. Hey. All right. Who cameos early on as the kids selling condoms in the drive-in theater. Ramey was 19 at the time. Got to start somewhere.

Yeah. Producer Marianne Cantor stepped in to play the role of Dr. Berman. when the actress that was originally cast never showed up. That's not a good sign. All right, so I've got it pulled up on Tooby. What are you guys watching it on? Got it on Toobie.

I got it on ABC Plus. So we're doing Tooby Tuesday style like they do. Whoa, whoa. Pause on the commercials. I think that they've got that name. I'm not saying No, I know, we totally stole it Ah, 2B Tuesday style.

I got like Yangham style. Okay, I'm with you. No, we're not doing that. Full credit to Marcy and the Super show for us. Tooby Tuesdays, but it's a great name. It's a great name. So, yeah, I've got it on TV.

You guys want me to try to put the volume about midway so folks at home can play along? Yeah, let's try it and see all rolls. All right. So I'm at the one second, Mark. What about you guys? One second part.

Me too. Yep. We're all there. Are you going to count down for us, Phil? Yes. We're going to go in three, two, one, go. A Mary Ann Cantner production? What that is?

The old drive-in movie, huh? 1974. Great year. Florida man did it. Oh, man. No wonder they're twins. Oh, man. Should have had our voice shown on tonight, huh?

Florida man. Yep. I'll turn that down just a little bit. A little bit loud. All right. Oh, I don't know. I don't mind it. Is this the popcorn machine?

Am I watching the right movie? Yeah. Actually, drive-in theater to me. It said slasher. It didn't say blood rage. That is a good point. Oh, not a good start. Just go with it.

Okay. Maybe it's one of those old films where they had multiple names for it. I guess. It seems like a dumb idea. That's fine. All right. Not overwhelming. No.

All right. Yeah, perfect. No, I can hear it great. That way, if they're not following along, you can kind of listen. Hey, it's that dude. There he is. What about some condoms?

Some used condoms. Don't they have a fucking machine for that? What are you doing? He is the machine. Right. Let me open my jacket and show you the condoms. Oh, man. It is a drive-in.

That's awesome. I miss it. Look at the hair. Oh, yeah. And the boobs. Make it out on the. front car. They don't even know they're in a movie.

Right? Let's all go to the lobby. Oh, I remember that. She's going down. See, that's the part I missed out on on the drive-ins. Yeah, not going down? Well, no. Like, I was too young to be dating while drive-ins still were a thing.

Like, I went to see them when I was a kid. Same here. Not old enough to. do this they've got drive-ins now they're few and far between though I know pretty hard to find here's this leisure suit Larry

it's an older couple at the theater right like his bird shirt she's definitely an older couple he likes him older he kind of look like Bruce Campbell yeah a little Oh, they got the kids in the back.

I was going to say, like, he's kind of out of her league. Was that a shotgun laying across the kids? Was it? Was I seeing things? Was that a fucking rifle or a shotgun? I don't know. Well, they are in Jacksonville, Florida. That's the wrong kind of protection.

You got to go to the one in the bathroom. Uh-oh. Maybe Sean Henry can tell us. Do they bring shotguns to the driving in Florida, Sean? Man, those fuckers are like 12. You should have left him at home. You don't hear them sneaking out. Yeah.

Won't hear that car door shut, right? They left it open. Oh, man. I remember when I was a kid and we had those kind of cars. Uh-oh. We should go start fooling around in other people's vehicles. That sounds like a great thing. There you go, grabbing hatchets out of the back of the truck.

Yeah. It's the weapon from witchboard. Is that what it is? Yeah, something tells me this one's going to be a better movie. We should do a commentary on which board with Ness. Oh, man, Ness is so fucking busy globe trotting right now. I don't know. Motherfucker hasn't got time for us, Pleebs.

Come on, really? It's almost a porno there. This fucking kid, somebody's going to beat his ass. Creep. His kids just sitting there Oh, they're the twins What the fuck? Ah, the people have twins, okay

You don't see some like shit like that coming I mean, does he just snap and hit somebody in the head with an axe Or is this something the parents have been ignoring? Yeah, they sneak out of the back of the back. Oh, wow. How have we never seen this movie before, Brian? I tried to set it up for us last year, but it didn't work out.

Okay. I still don't get the Thanksgiving part, but I guess that'll come later, huh? Yeah, it's coming. All right. She looks like the mom from that 70s show. Yeah, like a slightly younger version. Yeah.

Here, you hold this. There you go. Are you fucking serious? You're going to stand here and take this? Fuck that kid. Well, so I guess, I guess, I guess your little description there, Philip, wasn't much of a spoiler after all since it all happened literally in the first four minutes of the movie. It's a lot to happen in four minutes, man.

I've seen 824 films with less than this happening in the first four minutes in the whole movie. Have I got to take the hatcher from him, or? That's some horseshit, man. Wow. Should have killed his fucking brother with the hatchet. How about that? Yeah, when he handed it to him? Mm-hmm.

or at least dropped it and said fuck you dude you're right 10 years later the mom's the same age actually she may look a little younger if anything is this a mental institution or a mansion

Playboy Mansion oh it's Florida okay I guess that makes sense Do you have a twin patient consultation notes, November 22nd, 1984. Saw Maddie Simmons, Todd's mother for the first time today. I don't think she was quite prepared. Do I have it a little too loud, guys? Turn it down just a bit here.

Unfortunately, I can't turn down the sound of my dog barking in the background. This is some over-action. Don't turn out a guinea pigs. Sounds like an anti-vaxxer. Hey. What are they talking about? I thought it was... Perfectly synced up where it sounds like a robot.

Ah. That's awesome. Is this the crazy one? This is the one that got framed, right? I'm assuming he was in shock and went kind of... What's the word? Catatonic? I mean, I guess, but maybe at some point in your fucking 10-year life from there, you could have said something? Uh-huh.

Right. Oh, by the way, that brother did it and put the blood on me. It's like, there's a lot of those movies, though, where it's like, man, this motherfucker had just told the truth from the beginning, we wouldn't have had this whole problem. Well, cops in Florida aren't, aren't none too bright, I guess, huh? Well, he had the hatchet. He had blood on him. He had a blood handprint on his face. Oh, yeah.

You would think that... I know where you're going. All right. Never mind. I know where you're going. Obviously, he's fucked up to these people just can't raise children. Are they playing Cats Cradle or what? Were they playing Cats Cradle with a ball of yarn?

Or what was that? I think she brought him a pie or his cake or something. He smashed it. squished it in his hands and threw it against the wall like a four-year-old with poop there is a bird i haven't had that problem with my guess look at those larry bird shorts i was about to say there's an abundance of short shorts and it's not just the ladies ah damn it i do have a commercial is this time got a commercial yeah uh-oh should we hit pause for a sec no no no keep on okay okay you sure you sure

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Let us know when the commercial's over and we'll tell you what's going on. I got a zazzle break. She's making it. That's funny, because I'm on the same app, but I don't have a commercial. I know. I just scrolled through the whole goddamn thing, didn't hit one commercial, and now it's...

Ah, they gotcha. So, okay, is this Terry or Todd? They didn't wear bras back then or what? Oh, Terry or Todd? I don't know. Is that the twins' names? Yeah. Huh. This was the real murder, I'm sure, right?

Yeah. Braim ones in the Looney bin. What a douchebag. What the fuck. Yeah, close-ups of everybody laughing. Yes, look at the hairstyles, Brian. Yeah. I think I've seen this main actress show up on he-hael or something.

Like in overalls. Oh, maybe. key haw that that is a deep cut right there she does look familiar it's like the dudes and the chicks are wearing the same clothes I don't know what that super short short shorts thing was in the 80s or 70s all right well we're on the part now where it's all the blonde people

with feathered hair okay sit around the boy just shook the dad's hand Brad says thanks laughing Oh a toast they're toasting with milk Or no the boy has milk And they have wine I guess That's Todd or Terry I don't know

Is this one of the killers Or the killer? Yeah I'm so funny The one with the milk is the killer Because he's he's drinking milk Because he's wholesome and good He would never kill anybody

This dude looks like He looks like he's 45 fucking years old. And this was 10 years ago? Damn, he aged a lot in 10 years. Ah, now we're at the Thanksgiving part. Okay. Okay. Big in, everybody. And Mama's got some cleavage. I was about to say, Lama has a rack, huh?

Oh, man. He-ho. So is this actually considered a Thanksgiving horror movie or what? Yeah, it has a famous line in it. Okay. Well, when you said it was a Thanksgiving theme movie and it was called Blood Rage, I just assumed they were going to be angry Native Americans that were. I got to drink my milk.

I'm wholesome. I was not to say they're out there. Just lesting out. It's family dinner, lady. Put them away. Who is that guy? That's Todd or Terry. Tide or Terry.

what uh what what time are you on right now uh 108 no 1350 sorry i was about say an hour or an eight minutes left sorry this guy is still carving this turkey well you know got it it the right way oh that's where the lady's from that's where i recognize her from what's that uh that movie uh I just lost it in page. The one with the drugs and stuff with a... Which one? Hold on.

Damn, I can't pull the page out. Oh, my gosh. What's the guy that played Joker and Suicide Squad? Oh, Jared Lido. What's that movie he was in when everybody was getting high? Recamp for a dream? Yeah, she was the mom. I don't think that's her.

I just seen it on the thing before. Dude. She closed on me. Well, she aged very badly for that movie then, but I guess this was a long time ago, huh? And yeah, she was old as fuck in this, right?

She was in Frankenhooker. Some street cred. And the avocado. Oh, my God. Oh, we got to do that one. Yeah, this wasn't... Bill Maher in it.

This wasn't the main actress from Rick for a dream, though. That was Ellen Burstyn, the one that got hooked on the speed pill, the diet pills. God damn it, now you're going to make me look it up. Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, TV show. You guys remember that?

No. I remember my mom watching it. I was too young to know what it was. So you got, you youngsters definitely won't know what it was. I think it was somehow tied like in the Mary Tyler Moore universe or the Bob Newhart universe or something.

I don't know. A spinoff show. Yeah, I think it was a spinoff show. God, there's so many fucking people that are going to send pissed off emails to us. Ness is going to send me one for the Native American comment. Oh, come on. You're just looking for shit. Man, she's still horny.

Ten years later, he's probably 70 years old. Maybe that's what made him mad. He's got an Oedipus complex. Oh. I think you just nailed it, Philip. I think she's just figured it out. She looked like an old lady when you were 12, dude. Well?

What fuck is she crying for? I don't know, but this is starting to look dangerously like rape. I know. She's a little bit hard. Honey, I'm just not in the mood. I've got a head... Not tonight. I have a headache. Hey, it's okay.

You could just suck my dick. You're going to say that. Oh man You gotta fix his hair A very young balding man Oh man What the fuck is this all about That looks like a World War II German

Pistol right Like a luger or something Fucking booger hook off the bang switch You dumb Why does she have a flashlight? Finger on the trigger I don't care what kind of gun it is. Don't point it people.

This is, yeah, this is really weird. He's going down to his office. He's going down to the mom's cleavage. Well, she wouldn't have sex with him, so he's going down to his air quotes office. You know, or he's got a bunch of porno mags because they didn't have you porn back then.

He's like, you don't have sex with me, bitch, your boobs are all kinds of out. Was this like his kids or something? I guess so. They're getting to talking to, aren't they? Oh, I get what's going on. What's going on, Brian? They thought it was the other brother.

Ah, okay. So if it was the other brother, of course, you would, like, have a gun ready because, you know, he's a murderer. Okay. Does another brother, Daryl? This guy looks like Clint Eastwood's buddy in every which way but loose. I don't think it's the same actor, though, but it sure looks like him. This guy with the gun looks like he has no idea what's going on. The fuck is he's pointing it himself now.

for fuck's sake what an idiot I don't remember moving line yeah man uh-oh ad break coming up in one zero ha ha ha uh-oh I've got the ad now Brian that's what we get for to be we're trying to sync it up right so yeah yeah yeah six seconds left in ad that's what three two one oh I've got another ad for the bass singer oh yeah no I I had like three or four heads. Not the mass cigarette. Oh shit. What is this?

It's like computer generated creepy alter ego. Oh, that thing. Yeah. What is this? I don't know. Yeah, you might want to. I'll let you know when it's out, man. Yeah.

I think my wife has watched that show. I don't get it. It looks stupid. Beyond, man. Way beyond creepy. Oh, my God. Now I've got a fucking. commercial for Channel 2 news.

Do they even still have the 6 o'clock news anymore? At least it's not some kind of medication. You don't know what the hell it does. Jesus Christ, you have 24 side effects. 23 of them will kill you. God damn, ad number 4 of 4. But everybody in the commercial is like dancing on a nice green lawn and stuff. Yeah, well, we're, if you're sorry folks that are listening.

If you're trying to follow along with us, you're all fucked now. Good. We're not sorry. Fuck you. Okay. Just kidding. Calm down. Man on video says this is the Lord's show,

and the Lord never sleeps. We'll be broadcasting prayers all night long, reading from the good book. Is that your commercial? Oh, she just took some Xanax or something. Did they have Xanax at 1984, Brian? Did they have, what, quailudes or something? Oh, the good stuff.

I've seen a little for Wall Street. Yeah, they have better drugs than we do now. Not fair. Although I heard the weed now is much better. Is that true? Oh, where? Here? I just heard weed in general, they've done extremely well with...

Much more THC than it had in the 60s. What time are you at? I am at exactly 20 minutes and 28 seconds 30 31 I am at 2035 All right Nailed it Tell me when you want an update on time Brian

I think I'm good He's drinking old style beer Out of the can with He doesn't notice somebody standing behind him with a giant machete Oh my God He cut off the gas hand The hand's still moving. Oh, that's the best ad I've seen for old style beer ever.

Why is she in the woods? That is a good question. You're looking for Billy, right? Or Tommy or Dorsey or Johnny or Jimmy or Todd, right? With her purse? God damn, dude. Makes no sense. Todd.

This guy looks like he's mentally jam. He doesn't say Todd's the mentally challenged duchess. He's carrying a gun, a loaded gun around. He said, I got some goodies. Quailudes or weed? Condoms in his shirt pocket. Is it condoms? Is he calling him like he's a dog or something?

Is he? Oh, it's definitely a joint. Ah. But it's 1984 weed, so it's not as strong. So the story goes. It's Negan. He's got a bat. there's lucille

that always bothers me why do they stand in movies why did they stand so close to each other to talk that's a real good question well he just got a little wheat got a puff of his joint

well that ought to keep him from wanting to kill people well you would hope so of course for me you guys remember that stuff we used to call shake but was left when right before you were down

to see it as it was shaped. Finish that joint. Yeah. Don't Bogart that joint, my friend. Well, he's the most aggressive stoner I've ever seen. Put the white shirt on.

It sounds like that. He gets shit done. How was he done all this and not gotten any blood on him? Is he not? Because you put it all over his brother, right? Okay, so that wasn't a bad. He was holding it. It was a machete. Okay, so

I want to get the story straight What in the fuck? What is happening right now? She's shame-eating, I guess. Right. Okay, I think the story is I'm going to try to get their names right. I think Todd escaped.

Todd escaped, okay. Todd escaped. People are looking for him. He's not the killer. No. But he's the one that's missing. missing. Yes. The one that has assumed Todd's position as the good one.

So, Harry. Yeah, it's killing people. But they think he's Todd? Yes. Okay. Is it Todd and Timmy, Brian? Todd and Terry. She's shame drinking.

Well, she's got like a cigarette going, pouring wine, doing the phone after she's like just shoveled food in her mouth with her fucking hand, sitting on the floor like she's giving birth in front of the refrigerator. What in the fuck is happening? How can she see me moving? Oh, okay, this is awesome. Oh, no. Is this, it's like zombie parts, right? Why are all their shit keep moving?

Shadow Woods Apartments. That's an approach. There he is. Looking all fucking awkward. Oh, there's the blood. I think this is the line. Ah, that's the line? Yep.

Our cranberry sauce. We got it. But would you guys, seriously, would you guys rent a place at an apartment called Shadow Woods Apartments? I've heard worse. Yeah. What do you all have in Alaska, Eskimo Joe apartments or what? I've never heard of those. Because you have, what, 328 people in your...

hometown is that right sure lance wait a minute that's counting the polar bears uh okay 297 is there something wrong with the good one probably he was he witnessed a he witnessed the murder smearing shit or pie or whatever the hell it was on the wall is he still alive I'm wondering. How was he sitting like that? I think Terry set him up. Ah, okay. So if somebody walked in, they would just kind of look at him and just ignore all the blood splattered behind him and think he was still fine, huh?

You know who he looks like? That guy from, God damn it. That movie with the serial killers had the focus group. Oh, yeah. The one we watched at Mike. Yeah, that young dude. Yeah, the one that came out earlier this year, Brian, it's on Shutter. It's a pretty good movie.

Yeah, well, man. Yeah, with David Kekner. Yes, how embarrassing. She's got those big old Hershey Kiss Nipples. That's embarrassing that we love the movie, but we can't think of what it's called. Man, we are not on our A-game tonight, boys. Yeah. We're going to get so many fucking emails.

It's all got to be hate mail, too. Listen, we're all trying to think of this shit off the top of our head. What are you going to do? We do not know horror. Nope. Let's clarify. You guys definitely know horror. I'm surprised y'all don't know the name of the movie.

That's why we needed. I don't know shit. I don't know. God damn it. The movie is called... Yes, it is. This is fun. That's the one.

This is fun. Not a bad movie It's actually a pretty goddamn fun movie It might get an honorable mention as a matter of fact This is like a big stupid episode of Frasier What? In what way? People are like hiding in the wrong rooms and stuff

And they're trying to, oh, it's all a misunderstanding at the end Why would you touch her hair? You a weirdo Little bizarre You look nothing like your brother he really doesn't wait a minute that's supposed to be the brother

the one that escaped these are twins in what universe blood rage universe or slasher or whatever it was called dude one of them has like totally blonde hair

and the other one's hair looks like it's almost black and one of them is completely balding or maybe it's just terrible lighting yeah the other one's basically bald the other one's not as weird as this one yeah he is he is weird but not awkward weird

but let's just say they both had a rough 10 years I'm not Terry I'm Todd okay I'll be right back now she's freaking out all right Brian we'll let you know if it goes into commercial news

I'm saying she'll be right back oh okay maybe you're going to get a join or something I tell you what boys those those edibles in Chicago were the real deal man oh is it legal here yeah whatever made cleaned our hotel room is going to be very happy because I couldn't eat all of those man only I only bought ten I'm such a lightweight dude I bought a ten pack of ten milligrams and only ate half of them that's what Philip calls one night

Who are these guys? Where'd they come from? Now there's the bat. There's Lucille. These guys are here to just add to the body count? Yeah, that's young Negan, Brian, before the zombie apocalypse. Come on. I didn't recognize.

Before we wrapped it with Bobwire. Almost peed my pants. Does anyone say that? God damn it. Karen, you almost peed your pants yesterday. And he's never fucking trying to. He's trying to get some. He's like, pee away, baby.

I like golden showers. Oh, you almost beat your pants. Now we're talking. You know what I like, baby. What is this? A movie within a movie? Jesus Christ. Oh, we broke the fourth wall, huh?

We've gone meta. Is he still drinking his tomato juice or is that somebody's blood? He's, what are you doing? He fucking asshole, get out of there. let us take over commercial break I'll be right back uh oh okay I guess we're gonna have to tell Philip

we're to catch up huh yeah that's kind of weird dude that TB shows commercials at different times based on what what uh what phone your or what app your own or whatever

I guess who are these people I don't know but she looks more 80s than the 80s am I right yeah definitely the fuck is this guy Oh, this score. We're not minors.

So where did they come from, Brian? I don't know. Is this her parents or something or her mom? I don't know, man. But I'm wondering how that super nerdy guy ended up with that pretty hot 80s chick, you know? It was the suit. That's it every time. Coat 45 works every time, huh?

Now what? There's not a lot of Thanksgiving in this Thanksgiving movie, is there? Well, we got enough to justify. Okay. It's Thanksgiving night. And we can check the box on this movie, right? Yeah. It was neither this or Thanksgiving.

Thanks killing. I've heard of that one. But isn't that the one with all the topless women running through the woods in the beginning? I don't know. Never seen it. I think so. I think I heard him talking about it on the padded room. I think like the first 10 minutes is a chase scene with a pilgrim woman that's ripped off her shirt and is running just a flapping.

You back, Phil? Did I miss some movies? No, unfortunately not. That's what we're just commiserating about. 3423. Now she, what is she doing? She's just,

shame, shame cleaning. Shame cleaning. Shame eating, shame smoking, shame drinking, and now shame cleaning. I think we need

to do a he-ha commentary, guys. These guys are pretty easy to tell apart. Yeah, that's what we were talking. All right,

what's the time now? Let's see. We're at 35, 5.05. Cool. About 47 minutes to go. Now she's shame calling

somebody. He should be called the police a fucking hour ago before two or three people got killed. Oh, boy. She's worried about it being cold outside, and there's a fucking murder on the loose. Okay. She's obviously not that worried about it being cold outside with the puppies out. That's true.

Or maybe she is. Yeah? Why are you touching it? I don't know if it's moving like a stuffed body part. Just trying to put it back together. What the fuck is he doing? I'm really sure there's something wrong with this kid. Hey, aye, aye.

He looks a little bit like the Joker right there, doesn't he? Uh-oh. It's a fake gun, if ever I saw him. I was going to say, it doesn't even look real. If that was the gun on the set of Rust, we're in trouble. The Baldwin special. Too soon? Hey, it's a fucked up situation.

What are you going to do? Yeah, it's fucked up, all right. But I got to say, at the end of the day, you got a gun in your hand, you're the one that pulled the trigger. Don't fucking point it to people. Gun safety, one-go fucking one. It's not hard. The mentally challenged guy in the blue jacket was earlier in this movie, right?

and then he put it up, he was scratching his head with it. Exactly, right? My kids have BB guns. Like, don't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, point them at people. Definitely don't put your fucking finger on the trigger. Boy. Now they're drinking tequila.

Now we're going to lick the salt. That you are. Aye. Ah, the little innocent girl. drank like a third of the shot. I know. That's not how it works. It wasn't even a sip. She took more of the lemon than she did that tequila. Yep, that's not how it works.

Oh, got the collar pops. Aye, aye, aye. 80s douchebag style. Does he have a member's only jacket, though. That didn't sound good. It's a creepy situation. I don't blame her for running. I mean, obviously.

obviously both of them are fucking weird. Right. Who is that guy on the left? He looks familiar. Is that Jerry Seinfeld? It kind of looks like him. It kind of does, then it? It's like Greg Brady.

Yeah. It is great. It's Greg Brady. Jerry Seinfeld's love child. Yep. And he found a time machine to go back. Uh-oh. Ad coming up in two, one.

Boom. What's with this video game? Pause it, Brian. Oh, my bad. Pause it, Phillip. I pause it. Got a Sam's Club commercial. Oh, gonna have one of those.

$60 Unlimited Plan. Oh, cricket. Cricket Mobile. There you go. Oh, man. I paused it right when this doofus on the couch is given him the, like, the face, the little nod and smile that you give somebody that you don't know in the hallway. And, uh-huh.

He's about to drink. some crammed de menth. Well, what the fuck? They got the worst ads on TV, man.

This is for a mobile slot machine game. Yeah. Tuesday, except this Monday, but it'll be Tuesday when this comes out. So,

yeah, maybe. All right, since we're on a, since we're on a commercial break here, uh, Bid and Marcy,

if you're listening. Yes, we are still going to do the Moose's Revenge skit, we promise. I ordered a webcam for my new setup.

I guess we're going to put it on YouTube and also TikTok, Brian. Is that right? That's your thing. All right. We're back to the movie. We're back to the movie. Crammed a month, he said. Crammeda man.

Cremte d'Ment, guys. We're at 39.30. 39 minutes and 30 seconds. He's mixing all kinds of, he is going to be so fucking hung over in the morning. Coconut liqueur. That sounds. Horrible. Oh, my God, Brian.

Coconut liqueur is awesome. Put in some Dr. Pepper. It's beautiful. This guy's going to be fucking puking rainbows here in a minute. He's mixing cream de mint, coconut liqueur, tequila, and I don't know what else. And he looks like he's never had a drink in his life. She's trying to get laid, and he's over here like, g-g-g-g-g-g-g-k. I'm having fun drinking.

Holy shit, man. you got to chick that hot coming on to you and you're going to sit there and are you come on really that hair is something else though she's basically got a mullet it's not the hair you fuck Brian

that's true that's why the sexy cinnabyte works she just put a bag over that fucking weird chomping face this is not a joke my dad used to tell me and I live it I live it to this day he said it's it's not the face you fuck it's the fuck you face

wise words oh man yeah she's way too hot for him though yeah i was kind of thinking he looks like mr bean yeah right i was trying to think of what he reminded me of all right you guys carry on i'm gonna go grab a beer

but not cream to meth and coconut whiskey or whatever what is it tired of Terry the murderer because he's balding Why is this complicated at all? Oh, there's a baby involved? Where does this baby come from? Mama's going to get you a rich daddy.

Ah! It all makes sense now. It's okay, baby. I'm just a hooker. Oh, the secret weapon. Not an apartment? How is he rich? I think that's her apartment.

Oh. I know that makes sense The baby, though. You know, not a bad job of that one. I got to say. It looks like his face. Yeah, you got a baby, remember? Obviously not.

That's weirdo. That works that way. What did I miss, guys? A severed head. It was done surprisingly well. Best part of the movie. And some lingerie and screaming. There's a baby, too.

He's got a Yoda head in there. You see it? What? What's the baby from? Is that a Yoda head? Murder you are. Holy shit. The baby's from the mom that's on the date with the guy. Okay.

She just happened to have a baby in a crib in the background. While they were on the date? yeah she was gonna get herself a sugar daddy hey that was a that was a trivia thing on iMdb said everything with with nike that has Nike logo is prominent in the movie what's up with that yeah a single shoe hanging from the edge of his shelf seems weird and i guess that's that scene earlier when they were playing football i guess everybody had Nike gear on or something. Nike must have spent a little bit of money for this.

Like when all the cars in the movie are Volkswagen. Right. Uh-oh. All right. To be fair, the mom's a little fucking weird, too. A little? Yeah. I mean, this almost...

This almost looks like the prequel for House of a Thousand Corpses or something. I know. It's like when they were normal. Firefly family started. They're playing video games? Still playing video games? Yeah, those joysticks look like sex toys or something. You sunk by battleship.

Oh, here we go. I'll be like a motherfucker. Okay, Mom, I'm going to put you to bed now. My Oedipus Complex is really going to kick into overdrive now. Now, which one is this? The real killer or the... The escaped one. The balding one is the killer.

Okay. The good one that doesn't know his head from his asshole. You could tell because he's got a hair in his face, and the other one doesn't. For identical twins, they sure look different, don't they? Is it the same dude playing them? No. Jesus Christ.

This I don't think. She's still got a full glass of wine. She's not done yet. She's passed out, but she's still going strong. Let me get about 10 seconds of sleep, and then I'll wake up and slam down this glass of wine. Been there. Why does that not surprise me, Phil?

Are we going to make Fright Mirror this next year, boys, or not? I was planning on it. Early May, the hotels were gone. Like, I was on the road. Philip was trying to get his... Yeah, man, I was trying to get Lance booked in the hotel room. I tried it like four times, and then it was done. It was gone.

Yeah, might as well have been trying to win the lottery. That damn it. Okay. Should we all pause? No, no. Go ahead. Huh? You want to stop?

pause? No, I'll catch up. Sure? Yeah. Okay, we'll let you know what she has. I mean, unless he's about to fuck his mom, then I think I were over there. Yeah, somebody's just passed out on the bed. They're like, what are you doing? They're fully clothed.

Andrea? Andrea. They have a poster of the Romantics. Do you guys remember the Romantics from the 80s? What the fuck? Oh, yeah. Oh, you're missing a lot, Philip. Oh, it was a prank. One of them was dressed up like a zombie and had makeup on, and the other one came out with a hatchet.

Uh. Uh, guys, that wasn't funny. Is it the same kind of hatchet that somebody used early in the movie? It looked like it. Yep, looked exactly like it. Hmm. All right, what's your time frame? Okay, we are at 48.5. 48.30. Mom is drinking again.

Mom is shame drinking again. Wasn't she just unconscious? Oh, that's really bad zombie makeup. Really bad. I think that's the idea. They were just pranking whoever came in. 48. All right, where are you at now?

Yeah, we're at 40, exactly 49. Okay, good. There's awesome. Yeah, you just missed mom shame drinking. now Biff Biff is having a tequila shot but he's drinking like a tenth of it now we have some nudity

Now we have some nudity Sort of the arms in the way She's out of focus As soon as they show her The camera goes out of focus Oh boy This is painful Brian

Very painful man They got full bush going Oh, yeah, I guess she's going to play with her Mr. Shower or whatever. There's Mom. Mr. Shower. What is his mom, is Shane calling somebody now? She took a shower. Mom took a shower.

Is that mom? She's doing a whole lot. Was that the mom in the shower? No. Oh. Oh. I don't know. Like, Tim, she is deceptively not old.

Yeah. I have never seen such overacting. This is terrible. They're really playing tennis? Oh, my God. Does that say physical? Let's get physical. Physical.

Oh, my gosh. Wow. How 80s can we get, huh? That makes sense. A couple jocks going on a day. I see his Nike socks. Is it Nike? Yeah.

She's got to go climb over the fence and get the tennis ball. Man, got to love women's live back then. There was no bras. Oh, yeah. Burning the bras, right? We're going to show all you men. We're not going to wear any bras. Yeah.

Thank you. All right. Need some help, Andrea. What is this guy doing? Taking her nap. What fuck? Made her go get the ball that you hit over the fence. Oh, gosh.

Wow. Uh-oh. Nike. You can't, you can't not see it now, Brian. I've got some Nike socks that kind of look like that. Why did you have to say that, dude? It's like every shot now. Fakes.

Jump scare. You'll have to come find it. Where are my tennis balls? They're nice and fuzzy. Is that the tennis ball? You're just happy to see me. I. She's still on the phone.

Should be on the phone for the rest of the movie. Yeah, you know what? the twist is. She's not talking to anybody. She's the crazy one. I bet that's the twist. The kids don't even exist. It was her that killed everybody. Let's see what happens. God damn it.

I'm afraid. Well, you know what? If the movie was made now, that's what they would do. I know. So that was her that threw the pie against the law earlier? Yes. But it wasn't really a pie. It was actually shit. She's like a monkey.

Oh my gosh, dude. Have you guys ever heard about how chimpanzees attack people? I know the one that ripped the lady's face off. Yes, what I was going to. I was watching some, there was a stand-up show. It's called, not the road trip, but something like that. It's got Dana Gould and Bobcat Gulfweight. I think I've seen that.

They're on a road trip together, they show a bunch of their stand-up acts, and Dana Gould talks about how chimpanzees attack people. He says, first, they break your jaw. Oh, wait a minute. Whoa. Ooh, we got some softball action going. First they break your jaw.

Then they, then they, like, rip off your testicles. What? I don't know. Is that like how it happens every time? Do they have a method? I think so. I think so. Are chimps?

Serial killers? I kind of Googled it. and it's kind of true. Do you real ball rippers? Yes. That was bullshit. Oh, come on, man. They were just trying to have a little fun.

Right in the middle of fucking. Yeah. Bad form. Oh, you know, you know what? I think this is the prequel to the fanatic. I think this is Moose's father. You're bad, Greg. Very bad.

Which one? it's hard to say in this movie right because what weird she wasn't talking to nobody was she I'm telling you dude I don't think so or maybe who she was talking to hung up a long time ago she's crazy maybe that's it

I think Phil nailed it dude she's crazy and had crazy kids yeah something's going on here there's a twist somewhere the the weird part is like the sociopath killer one

can fit in with normal life uh oh uh I'm gonna add guys pause it pause it I'm gonna add uh for aha sparkling water um what were you saying it Philip

perfect perfect so like the the the sociopathic weird one can fit right in can fit right in which you know happens with sociopaths I guess I guess that's true yeah just looking at

Patrick Baitman. Yeah, exactly. He's got to return some videotapes. And the good one just has no idea. I mean, to be fair, he was locked up when he was however old. Although why he's still locked up, I have no idea. All right, guys, I'm on add three of three. Anyway, sorry.

Yeah, it makes no sense, man. The crazy one gets along in society just fine. Maybe that's the point. Maybe this is a very deep movie. I mean, because they were like kids. That's... Right. I mean, I know that, like, you know,

murdering people is definitely bad, but, like, there's... That being said. I'm pretty sure there's some sort of juvenile system where you... I mean, although, you know, smear and pie on the wall probably doesn't bode well for that. All right, we're at 5530.

5530. 5537 right now Ah son of a bitch There's out like Are they in Louisiana all of a sudden? Oh they are in Florida That makes sense I guess They would be walking on a

A bridge across the swamp Yeah we even have a bridge like that At the Texas Louisiana State line It's like a wooden bridge that's built out there And you can walk on it And there's a swamp under it And like every five feet There's signs that say watch out for snake

We had those signs at our soccer field that we were playing at. Do you really? Yeah, it said beware of snakes because there's like drainage ditches around it. Oh my God. And it's up off like the Beltway. Have you? Yeah, we drive like a fucking hour for soccer games every week. Every week.

Have you heard the story about the little girl that was playing? Oh, I should not be laughing. Oh, I'm going to hell. Little girl that was playing near the lagoon at Disney World And got fucking... Oh, yeah, got eaten by an alligator, man. That's fucking crazy. That is crazy.

But see, that's one of those things where you... I don't know that you can assign blame to that. You know what I mean? Like, it's just a shitty thing that happened. Yeah. You can't expect Mickey Mouse to be out there in a scuba suit killing all the all the alligators, right? Right.

Like, and, you know, I suppose they could block that shit off, but, uh... Now they have. Yeah. But it's kind of cool that it's not blocked off, except when you take your fucking three-year-old down there. I mean, I should have been watching your kid better. That is the definition of a freak accident, man. Yeah. They're sign for those things, you know, I think that happens a lot nowadays.

We're like, like Rust. was kind of a freak accident and everybody wants to assign blame to somebody. Well, think about it. I mean, I don't know all the details of the case. It sounds like there's some weird shit going on, but I mean, I doubt it. I think it was just a fucking freak accident.

You know what? The more the world population grows, the more humans there are on the planet Earth, the more weird shit's going to happen. It's a numbers game like anything else, right? Yeah. And sometimes accidents. has happened. You can't necessarily assign blame to those people.

Brian, what's your opinion, man? About what? The Russ situation? About accidents happening, like freak accidents, like weird shit. They shouldn't have been using real guns. I mean, we didn't learn after Brandon Lee. How many years ago was that? That's a good point.

But Brandon Lee, I think, was like a squid round. with some shit that like maybe they didn't clean the gun ride or something. Yeah, that's what the casing or whatever got launched in the... But this was a fucking bullet. A literal bullet, huh? Yeah, I mean, somebody definitely

fucked up. Who fucked up? I don't know. But again, at the end of the day, Alec Baldwin had the gun in his hand and he shot it at somebody. Oh, he's a little. Motherfucker, you've got

the gun in your hand. Don't do stupid shit. I just And this is what I was saying to my mom about it I don't understand If you were going to shoot somebody Why wouldn't it have been like an actor in the scene How could it have been like a camera person or whatever Or maybe if you're sort of supposed to shoot it at the camera

That's why I'm kind of Having a hard time pass in judgment Because if that's what the scene called for Right I mean I can't blame for that He said this isn't cranberry sauce That's the second time I wonder what he's going to do with that

Oh This motherfucker He's crazy Patrick Bateman all over again, huh? Boys, We'll be boys Hey Careful, Philip, careful

We don't want to say anything to offend Was that offensive? I don't know. It's a fucking joke. It's got to offend somebody. I offend somebody every show. We try. We try.

Is that a golf course that she's on? Look how green that grass is. It looks like mud. Well, mud in the forefront. Oh, in the back. Look all that all that green, super green, green grass back there. Is that they said it like four or five. times. Jesus Christ.

All he really wants is some goddamn cranberry sauce. Can we fix this situation? Man, I am so... I'm kicking myself right now that we didn't get Sean Henry to be on this show with us. We got to have a Floridian point of view on all this bullshit. I could have sworn someone was supposed to be on this show with us. Whoever it is, is probably yelling at us right now. Like, why did you guys do this show without me? He's yelling at you. Yeah, I know, dude, because I'm so bad.

Oh, I am so horrible. I don't think these guys fall in under Florida man. Although, you know, I don't know. Yeah. You guys ever listen to that Scary Dad podcast? Yeah, I've heard it. I remember the guys that haven't actually listened to the show. Yeah, they always bring.

up the show's on hiatus right now. I think it's supposed to come back pretty soon. Oh, no. I like those guys. Well, they talk about this one writer in Florida, like a newspaper writer, and like everything that he writes is like just super weird,

like he goes off on these tangents. Like he's like, man shot at McDonald's Drive-Thru. And then he says, A man was shot last night in a Florida McDonald's Drive-Though. McDonald's was founded in 1951. by Frederick J. McDonald. Sounds like my kid trying to write a fucking paper.

Yeah, right. I wish I could remember what the writer's name was, but it's so funny when they bring that up on the show. Well, they have to have a certain number of words. Yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah, obviously he's paid by the word. Well, the story could have been told by McDonald's guy shot at drive-thru.

Yeah, exactly. end of story is she calling a sex line the fuck oh now they start finding out of the lines they're pranking her again we're pranking you with a real dead body so Brian

Tubeby just put the ads in the goddamn movie oh you're on ads now again so we can watch them at the same time at least right right what's coming up What's coming up for Christmas, dude? What are we doing for Christmas babies this year? Let me pull up the schedule.

I know we got a Gremlin's commentary next month. Gremlin? Oh, man. I'm looking forward to that a lot. Please tell me Scott's going to be on that show. I believe that was a Sean Henry. Ah, okay. Be ready for some definitely not PC jokes.

not Gremlins. We're reviewing Gremlins, but we're doing the commentary. No. You're getting the schedule all mixed out. Okay. December 3rd, we are doing a Clerks 2 commentary with Sean Henry.

Clarks 2. All right. Isn't that the one where they do a donkey show? Yes. I hadn't seen Cerps 2 in a long time. It's been a minute. And the week of huge. There's the best.

clerks and mall rats. Jay and Silent Bob Strikeback is one of my favorite movies of all time ever. And the week after that, we are doing Gremlins and Crampus. That is another Sean Henry pick. Okay. All right.

Well, all right. What's our... Sean Henry. Where art thou, Sean Henry? You should have been on this with us, man. If I'd known this was a movie set totally in Florida, would have made sure he was on. I think there'd be a fucking alligator or something.

God damn. Maybe that's how Terry dies. I was over one the other day. I'm not joking. What? An alligator ran across the road. In Galveston? Galveston.

Okay. Philip, fuck you, dude. You're talking about sharks and freshwater and alligators in salt water now. You have lost all credibility with me. That cannot be possible. They find alligator something. the beach all this one not all this time but probably two or three times a year yeah no shit yeah

i had no idea man i think it's when the flooding happens and they sort of get lost really the multiverse is that what you said brine yeah anything's possible the man it's the guy he wanted to give her head he wanted her to give him head she she said it was a uh like a baby alligator i mean i don't know like baby She said it was like, you know, maybe four foot long with the tail, which is kind of small for an alligator. That's, that's big enough. I mean, it was big enough. It was like a baby big alligator, you know?

What the fuck? This chick's running with a baby. What time are you got? I'm at 10646. Now what is she shame doing, Brian? Or is that, that's not the mom, is it? Is that the mom? I'm so.

She's throwing leftovers away in the trash with no fucking bag in the trash can. That's just a trash can with no bag. That makes me so mad right there. Does not, like, yeah, that irritates the shit out of me. She's going to go back in and get it. Okay, something tells me somebody slipped her some acid

at the beginning of this movie. And she's never tripped before. No, listen, I don't care how hard I'm tripping. I'm putting a fucking trash bag in there. What are we doing? Is this a magician's hat? What has happened? Seriously, come on, man.

Dada, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, Elmo's world. Wait, there's more. She's like, why are you asleep at your desk? Oh. Ouch. This is bad. This is bad.

She's going for it. Yeah, but like at that point, you know she can see it. What are we doing? Yeah, I mean, come on, man. And we're listening to fucking Jesus Christ radio or something on the... I mean, come on, dude. How long is she going to... Okay.

All right. We're letting it sink in. I get it. you already get puss in there what's happening gross that voice of the preacher on the radio was that Ted Ramey

was it I think so it sounded like him all right so how did she end up with this baby I don't know but she's if that baby ends up in the pool I'm gonna go ballistic

this is like too much oh boy oh boy the big ass baby yeah here comes baitman I can't not think of American Psycho anymore just like I can't unsee any of the Nike socks or shoes what an idiot worst serial killer ever

does she still think that that's the one that escaped well she's seen both of them and ran from both of them so well that's a good place to put the baby Yeah, there you get me. So the jig is up, Brian. She knows. Is that legal? Can you do that? What the fuck?

Oh. That was weird. He's still popping up and down on the job before? What are we done? I don't know. That ought to work. Let's do that. And her name is Karen, huh?

God damn it, Karen. You would think that you'd be able to hide from a sewer killer in a bathroom by lock, the stall. You've ever seen a movie? She's got her feet picked up, so he definitely can't see her. Oh, that dead body was clearly

still breathing. The corpse was breathing, huh? This is the Walking Dead. Wasn't there somebody that, man, I'm really testing my memory here, guys, but wasn't there somebody in the Walking

Dead that carried around a machete? there was right a machete god damn it I know people well

Nagan Nagan had his Lucille right the bat with the barbed um god damn it

who had the fucking machete machoen she had a samurai swords yeah samurai sword god damn it

I could have sworn somebody carried a machete around I mean I'm sure there was a machete in there somewhere but I can't think of anybody specific that it was related to.

See, I'm mixing up the comic books with the show now. The comic books, if they had made the show like the comic books, it would have been over in like three seasons. But they dragged that show out, just like grind it out for all of it. And I just, I really wish that they had made it more, I don't know, like I said, those first couple of seasons were, seemed like, okay, in real life, what would happen? if there was a zombie apoccus. I know. Yeah, that first season, six episodes.

Perfect, right? Stop it. Everything past that got into weird, like, super villain territory where... Oh, man. You're not so much facing the zombies, you're facing the people. Yep. With an eyepatch and an ideology. Not a word.

But you know anything. I know. Oh, he's put the blood on it again. No! Not to say! Aye, aye, aye. Oh, look at those fighting moves. He gave him a wedgie before he threw him in there.

Is that what he did? Yeah, that's exactly what he did. He straight up gave him a wedgey and then threw him in the pool. Are you serious? We. Well, I'll tell you what my Thanksgiving wish is for thanks. thankfully we're down to only nine minutes of the movie left.

You're talking about this is a Thanksgiving classic. It is. I don't understand anybody's that is not Todd. Whoever that guy is. Okay. I'm going to call it right now. When Nez reviews this show, he's going to say

trash. Oh, wait a minute. It's from the 80s. Really good. Never mind. you go. I can identify with that. You got to, all right,

Mama Bear, you got to protect one. Got a nice shot. One's got to go, right? Yep. The twist is going to be she shot the wrong one,

right? Yeah, the change closed in the pool. Oh, man, that would be fucked up. I guess we're going to find out soon.

Is that what they do? That would be also genius. I think we're going to find out. And then the mom was really doing it. the whole time or something. I don't know, but that seems totally like an ending that should have happened. I hope she went to go

get that baby. Is the baby in the pool or what? This baby's still in the cover. You go right back in my garage. No wonder they're all fucked up. Do you need to breastfeed? Mama has got you. You're going down to, you're going down a weird path, but I think that's what they intend.

It happens. Nature versus nurture. What are we doing? Oh, no. Oh, no. Here we go. Weirdness. That edifice shit is not there for no reason.

Because mama's fucked up, too. She said you're the bestest of the best. Oh, so whose baby is it? Oh, my God. The baby's that lady who was on the date with the... We went from Florida Man to Alabama Man. The guy that was mixing all the liquors. I'm sorry, Brian.

What was that from? Alabama Man. That was hilarious. I don't know. Is that the kids in the hall? What was that? Zippy would have been the right answer. I don't know.

I was trying to find the most redneck state. Not that Texas isn't one. There was a skit. There was a skit called Alabama Man. Oh, yeah? She's going to make him crazy now. She's going to make him crazy? I'm pretty sure he's already fucking nuts.

Well, she just called him Terry. Oh. Terry's the bad one. Yeah. Terry's the one I love. I thought I was killing. I think she thought she was killing Todd. was from South Park, guys.

No, wait, he's Todd. I don't know what's going on. Is it Tony Todd? This would a completely different movie. Here we go. Y'all called it. Oh, she's Todd, too. She was the killer from the beginning.

Oh, no. Oh, boy, we couldn't have planned this. Oh boy. I just got a message. So she didn't kill the wrong one. She thought she killed the wrong one. That's even more genius. I love it. I just got a message from Marcy, guys. What's going on? She said there. Can you all hear me? Yeah.

Marcy just said they're about to do this for Toby Tuesdays. Oh, are they really? Damn, we stole their name and their movie. Sorry, guys. That was totally unintentional. I mean, calling it 2B Tuesday was definitely intentional. Ouch. Because of your genius, but stealing your movie was not cool and unintentional.

Oh, I think we apologize for that. A lot of podcasts will probably be doing this. movie. Oh, yeah, Thanksgiving time. All right. So more of a great-lines think-alike kind of scenario. Yeah, I told Lance, it's neither going to be this or Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving.

Oh, what's the other one, Lance? Poultry guys. Yeah. I got a big ass turkey. I'm ready to smoke. It's going to be good. If there's one thing, I'm good at smoking. It's...

I would think it's a turkey. I'm telling you. All right. I've gotten pretty good at risk it, but my smoke turkey is. Hold on. Let me, let me, let me, let me try something here, boys. I don't know if this is going to work. My Skype skills are not the best.

If there's any way I could try to pull Marcy into this call, I'm going to. Is there a way to do it, guys? What's in here? I don't know. I don't know what you're doing now, dude. Fuck, man. All right, well. What is this?

I guess the movie ended and it just started rolling into something else. What is it another ad or something like that? I don't know. Liam Neeson. Oh, that's Tooby. Just taking you right into the next movie. Yeah. Hold on.

Let me see if, uh, If there's any way I can pull, if I can pull her in. If I'm going to watch Lee and Neeson, it better be taken. Is taking his best film ever? Oh, I definitely think it's his most recognizable. Okay, so, all right, so we're safe. Marcy said she's got lunch in a minute, so we can't make it happen. So, all right, it's all good.

So if you guys enjoyed that, you'll definitely probably enjoy a hundred times. better listening to the original 2B Tuesday crew cover this film next week. So if you don't listen to Super Marcy, you probably don't listen to us at this point, but definitely check it out.

What did you guys think about the movie? I had fun with it. I mean, it's 80s cheese, you know. It's got all the, everything you want in the 80s slasher movie. Had the blood, the boobs. And of course, we were talking all over it.

So it's kind of hard to tell, you know, exactly what was going on. I thought it was, I thought there were things that seemed to be happening for no reason, but I could be wrong. Yeah, you're probably not wrong. I like what they did at the end there. That was a good twist.

There was some good kills in there. Yeah, I thought for the quality of the movie that it was going to be very straightforward at the end, and then they did that. And I was like, oh, I legitimately didn't expect it. Well, I guess at this point, is it safe to say, as always, we're going to thank you for listening to another episode of the horror returns?

Yep. All right. Well, we would definitely love to hear your feedback and ideas. You got a little live feedback there for Marcy while we were recording, and hopefully Sean Henry will appreciate the fact that next time we do a Florida movie, you've got to be on. One way or the other. We would love to hear everybody's feedback and ideas. You can reach us at The Horror Returns at gmail.com.

And you can find us, we're, Brian? Everywhere. Just go to thehorrorterns.com and you can go to all social media and everywhere our shows streaming. Pretty simple, huh? One-stop shop. All right. And next week, now this is going to be strange. We're doing some Ghostbusters

stuff, Brian? Yep. The original two Ghostbusters along with Ghostbusters Afterlife. What? We're not going by NBA legend Sam Cassell. Sammy Casill.

He's going to be on with us. Been trying to get this guy on forever. I've talked to this guy and messaged him since the good old days before we even had a podcast, Brian. Big big time

fan of horror news radio um rest in peace black saint so it's not NBA legend Sam Cassell unfortunately no he was he was booked

um I was about to ask I was like wait a minute are we serious I will I will tell you I will tell you this this is fucking amazing if you're an Astros

fan do not look at the news right now we just lost another shortstop uh anybody remember Julio Lugo no okay former Astros shortstop Julio Lugo has just passed away at the age of 45

so uh oh okay yep we'll leave it at that but yeah next week we're going to be joined by Sammy Cassell talking about Ghostbusters 1 and 2 afterlife I may or may not get a chance to see since the wife and I are going to DC to check out Genesis and watch Phil Collins sing from a chair a wheelchair pretty much man unfortunately but his son is going to take up the man Phil

Phil until the horror returns again good night