The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #289: Clerks II (2006) Commentary

Episode Date: December 5, 2021

This week we are joined by our super patron Sean Henry as we bring you a commentary of Clerks II. Cool of the week includes Ghostbusters Afterlife, Hawkeye, Titane, Behind the Monsters and Rocky IV. If you would like to pick a commentary and join us, please consider becoming a Patreon patron. Thanks for listening!

victims. For those of you who delight and dread, who fantasize about fear, who glorify goal, welcome. You have found the place where the horror returns. Listeners beware. This podcast contains major plot spoilers. and the foulest of language. Join us in celebrating the old and the new, the best, and the worst in horror. All right, welcome back, one and all to the horror returns. I'm Lance, and with me, as always, my co-host, Kevin, Brian, and Philip.

Tonight, we're joined by a very special guest. One of our super patrons, Sean Henry. Sean Henry Sean Henry What's going on, man? Hey, how's it going everyone? You building those railroads?

I have heard that joke numerous times throughout my life. I had a middle school teacher they used to say that all the time. We should definitely carry a hammer with you everywhere you go. Yeah, right.

Just don't act out that first act in blazing saddles. That wouldn't today. Oh no, not the whole movie wouldn't fly. Yeah, or any of it. Yeah. But man, dude, you patrons like you make

the show run, brother. Thanks for joining. What's going on with you? Not a whole lot. To stay busy with work and school and kids. I, you know, my wife's pregnant and I've got two

young daughters, well, young being 10 and 13, but you know, still young. Yeah. So. Well, you got some pain ahead of you, man. Oh, yeah. And my, and my next child, we just found out this week, is a girl.

Nice. So I've got three daughters. All right. Well, congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate. Yeah, I'm super excited and already pulling my hair out.

Yeah. Uh, house full of estrogen. Nothing to make a man better. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. All right, man. We'll, uh, I guess we'll jump into it because we got a lot to cover tonight. So, uh, Sean, what's your cool of the week, man?

Um, my cool of the week would be, uh, Ghostbusters afterlife. Nice. Watched it in theaters. Oh, my, uh, my oldest daughter loved it. My youngest was kind of, uh, semi-bored with it. Um, but she, She goes, yeah, she goes ADD in movies a lot of time. If they don't, they don't catch her attention from the gecko, she kind of fades out.

But I, my wife, and my oldest, like, we all loved it. Yeah, I was impressed for sure. Yep. So that would definitely be my number one cool week. Probably say I'd have three total, because I have been watching, mayor's a mayor of kingstown. Oh, a fellow Paramount Pluser, huh? Yep.

Even though I hate him to money, like Phil. Yeah, but yeah, it's a great show. It's so gritty. Yeah? It just, you know, it keeps you, keeps on the edge of your seat, wondering what the hell is going to happen next. And, uh. Yes, have you, have you checked out, checked out that show at all?

which one's that mayor of east town east town is that the one with hawkeye or uh yes chick because there's a mayor of something town that's am i getting them confused i has the one with jeremy renner its own hbl max hawkine yeah there's another one with kate winslet the something of somebody town or whatever another mayor right i think so Yeah, I'm sure there's 15 Hallmark movies that start out that same way, too. And I'm watching every single one of them with the line.

Yeah, I'm uncertain of that. And then the other thing I watched was Hawkeye, the first three episodes. And absolutely another amazing show. Episode three was so good. Yeah. I did not know episode 3 was out yet. I need to watch it. Yep.

I am in love with Echo. That green screen was taking me out of it. They didn't do a good job with it. Oh, no. What do you expect, dude? It's a comic book movie, man. But it's Disney and MC and Marvel Studios. They should have threw in a little more money into it.

Okay. Was it that bad? It looked bad. I didn't think so. Maybe they're doing like WWE. Maybe they're doing cuts, budget cuts. Well, the show is about Hawkeye kind of being the second-rate hero who doesn't get all the attention. So it may be some sort of meta-on-purpose thing.

They're doing a good job of kind of showing why he deserves to be an Avenger, why he should, you know, get a little bit more praise than he does. Oh, definitely my favorite personality, I think. Yeah. And that's, we'll roll that in mind, man. That's probably my cool of the week, too, because that's really all I've watched. That and for some unknown reason,

forged in fire on Netflix. Is that a history channel show going more than the Blacksmiths make videos? Yeah. Okay. Cool. The smelting. It's kind of great, man. I've watched, like, I don't know.

It's the thing I fall asleep to, it's like Hell's Kitchen for me. Yeah, I got you. I've seen, like, 15 episodes in the past week. Well, mostly. So is that the cool of the week or Hawkeye, Phil? I don't know, man. I really liked, because I only saw the first two episodes of Hawkeye, but I'm really loving what they're doing so far.

I like that Jeremy Renner seems to be just this kind of normal guy in this crazy world and reacting to it as it gets thrown at him. And I can relate to that. Are you sitting in the dark? Me? No, that's me. What the hell are you doing, man? We need

We need night vision goggles for you Hold on We were supposed to go video this week Yeah, I thought we were doing video That's why I had my webcam on Sitsky You do video while we do the commentary? That would be interesting

That would be hilarious Yeah, man Come on There we go I'm looking at different directions And I don't have my video right now I got that scream factory

they live print back there oh fuck yes absolutely this is why I can't be video yet guys in D-Rash man I have a camera I just don't have a setup yet

oh this oh shit look at that we all bow before oh my gosh all right it's all this We're going to be in a video anyway. We may as well throw it out there, right?

Yeah, well, I'm not ready. Let me get some backdrop before. Oh, okay. We're still just fucking around. A goddamn shirt that I fucking mow the yard in. Not yet. The people that are just listening are like, what the fuck are you talking about?

You got plenty of toilet paper and water back there. Yeah. For the head of the world. With that collection, you've earned. in the right to go next. That seems a whole lot less dumb as time moves on. Yeah, I'm in my, what do you call it, fallout shelter? All right, come on, Naz. What you get? Oh, uh, behind the monsters that a shutter documentary on all the killers. Um, I didn't go in order. I just went straight with Jason. I, nothing new. I mean,

It was just, it was like a bunch of us sitting there talking about it. Right. A couple, some of the directors, another director from Part 6, Kane Hodder, Ari Lehman, and the guy that played him in Part 6, the hell's his name, someone's screaming it at me. Oh. You, you're the one screaming it at you. You're the one that noticed that shit.

I met him, too. I can't remember his name. Sorry about the crying key. I don't know. He tired. Anyway, whoever was Jason in Part 6, I can't remember his name. Sorry about that. Oh, and the guy from the last one.

Was it like Jude something? A little better. The hell was his name? Damn, Naz, what's up today? I'm tired, man. It was a long work week. What the hell? was that guy's name in the last one.

See, but there's a difference. See, you know it and you can't think of it. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What the hell is the name? CJ Graham was in six. Yeah, CJ Graham and then, um, the big bald guy. Jude law, not Jude law.

Your mom. What's his name? Um, not Jared Padalecky. Derek Mears. that was his name that's what i meant damn that's a deep deep dive man he played uh jason and that in that

uh reboot uh i didn't think it was a remake it was just um a big mixture of part one two three and four and it was what it was but um uh but it was cool the one i started the shit which one did i start after that

oh i started the child's play one i think that's the shortest one i think it was like 30 minutes or something like that but okay um the same thing it was nothing new i think uh the only one that i'm not really sure of is candy man i mean uh they're doing michael meyers which i know a lot of the jason chucky um pinhead i know a lot of that candy man i don't i don't really know too much on the making of all that so uh that'll be cool to watch and i'm hoping that's they continue this series, but I'm trying to think of who would they do next? I guess, Leatherface, he wasn't

in there. Pit, maybe like the tall man or Yeah, they can do him. Pinhead's in this one, so. Oh, he's in it, all right. Yeah, I don't know who the next batch could be.

I mean, but I don't know. We'll see. But Shudder, they got, when it started, it was just a bunch of movies, a couple little original stuff, but now it's all kinds of stuff. And I need to finish the latest creep show season and I've just been watching

everything. Brian and I are going to tackle what's I'm called Brian? The Advent calendar? Yeah, for East Society's 12 random days of Christmas. We're going to watch that one. But yeah, that was my cool of the week

behind the monsters. Again, it was not. and I didn't know, but it was cool just to see. I like watching all these people, and it was cool to see Ari Lehman in there. Cool guy if you guys haven't met him. But you've met everybody, Nez, so, you know.

Brian, you want to jump in? Yeah, I only got a couple. I'm mostly just been re-watching a lot of action movies. I came across this YouTube channel called the Corridor crew, where they have, like, stunt people on that were, like, actually in the movies, and they

break down stunts. I learned a lot about action movies and stunts, but they've actually ruined some movies for me because they pointed out stuff that was left in the films. Yeah. Kind of showing you how the sausage was made, so to speak. Yeah, and they just

made The Last Jedi even worse. Oh, no! That end scene where they're fighting the whatever, I forgot what they're called, the Red Guards. Okay. That whole scene, when you slow it, down and you just see people in the background

spinning around for no reason. Ah, damn it. I love it. That's the best thing in the... Mission Impossible Fallout, the bathroom scene. That whole thing is just padding. The whole bathroom, it's not real tile,

and they point out some scenes where Tom Cruise is kneeling down, you can actually see the indentation and the pad that's supposed to be tile. Okay. What is this? it's called the corridor crew sounds pretty cool

yeah that's sound awesome I'm gonna check that out my uh cool the week would actually be I saw the the ultimate director's cut of Rocky 4 all right it's actually they only he only added in like maybe a few minutes

of scenes like and it's mostly like dialogue but I think it's actually better than the original because you get a little bit more emotion to why Apollo wants to come back and fight because he feels like he was how big he was at one point and just five years later nobody even knows who he is anymore and you get some actual more dialogue from from Drago Dolph Lundgren oh okay so did you get sets up like late extra montage did you get any more 80s montage

There's a lot of montage in there. They didn't need anymore. But I like the Dolph Lundren stuff because it kind of sets up why he kind of falls. It kind of sets up Creed too, how he's just kind of, you know, after the fight, he was just kind of, you know, forgotten by everybody and everybody just kind of, you know, separated from him. That adds a lot of, that adds a lot to the whole series then. Yeah.

and I'm hearing rumors that they're going to do something with Dolf Lundering and I think the guy that played his son so I don't know I don't know in the next Creed movie or it's going to be a separate movie or what they're doing but Dolph

he's starting to pop up in a lot of stuff now I saw him in something just recently it was kindergarten cop 2 I couldn't watch that one how was that how was that how was that nays said

oh you know how he knows how it was yeah I'll watch the first 20 minutes or so was it better than jingle all the way to I didn't know there was a jingle yeah there's a there's a probably

oh way yeah yeah I haven't seen it I haven't seen it I haven't seen it That's the best they can do You can't get Arnold So you get Larry the Cable guy

It can start for the bottom You know that's not even his real voice Yeah I saw him in something He was just talking normal Yeah Larry the Cable guy He's fake his shit It's his voice But it's like he's faking

This guy In a bumpkin Like that he doesn't Totally not a red neck at all Yeah He says my name is Lawrence, the gentleman who installs cable. He's actually Asian.

So you guys checked out a movie. I don't know if this is my cool of the week or my WTF. Have we ever had a WTF of the week, Brian? I know we've had not so cool. I'm sure at one point. I should have, at least should have been. Oh, man, anybody heard of this? French movie called Titaine?

It's on the docket, but the reviews I heard, you're neither going to love it or you're going to hate it. I thought it said titties. Oh, there's plenty of titties. I guarantee you. There's lots of tits in it. Well, it's French.

Matter of fact, full frontal. Well, see, they rope atopoeia, right? Because the first 10, 15 minutes, you've got all these super hot, fully full frontal nudity, naked chicks grinding on like classic cars, right? I'd like to be rope-doped with some tities. I'm telling you what, dude, the first 15 minutes is awesome.

And then it goes places. I have, oh, check it out. After 15 minutes, you're going to be wishing you hadn't watched it. Because it gets incredibly, I guess it would be called French extreme, you know, like really, really, I don't even know how to describe it, just super sexually awkward. The director, Phillip, you remember we watched that movie called Raw?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, went to medical school. She was a baby. Yeah, movies truly wasn't as good as it was supposed to be. Everybody's like, oh, it's so disgusting. People were running out of the theaters, and I watched it. I'm supposed to be throwing up while I'm watching it. Yeah.

Right. Same director, but she's grown. This movie will get you. It's worth to watch. It's definitely worth the watch. It's going to freak you out. Like I said, it starts out looking like a white snake video with chicks grinding on classic cars. What is?

It's called Titain. A-N-E. One more time you went out. Titan. I said Titan. Close. Get the idea. I downloaded the wrong one.

I don't want to spoil anything because, like, there's a bizarre twist, like, in the first 20 minutes. But it starts out as, like, a music video where, like, I can't describe it. It's like, you got to check it out. Yeah, I've heard a lot of people just say they came out of it, not knowing how they feel about it. Great way to describe it. You had weird sexual French movie. Check it out. Me too.

Might tap out when it starts getting gross, because it starts that incredibly sexy, and it gets super, super gross, like a lot of body horror and stuff like that. That's just like your opinion, man. Well, okay. But it gets incredibly sexually awkward. Toward the end.

I don't want to give anything away. Plus, there's a murder mystery going on, and just... I, it's my cool of the week. It's worth of... It's very bizarre. There you go. You guys are ready to move on?

Yeah. What's next, Brian, the news? Oh, we're doing news. Oh, I thought we were just diving into the movie. Fuck, right. It's the Phillips show at this point, right? Yeah. I mean, you got a new, uh, got a new, uh, Texas chains on

Masker movie coming out in February on Netflix. Well, that'd be kick-ass. Sequel, sequel to the original. Again? Yep. Oh, you're supposed to forget about the other ones. They don't exist. I wanted to see what happened after the 3D one.

That one ended. With what's her name? The Dario or whatever that name is. Oh, yeah, if they bring her back. Yeah, bring her back. And I want to see the rest of that story. You know what, though? I'd rather them keep restarting it over and over and finding one that's good than a hundred different, like, sequels that all suck, you know?

I'm kind of interested in this one. I'm supposed to get like an old man leather face. That could be either really good or really shitty. Yeah. Yeah, right? Does this one become rampant? Speaking of shitty, this one was, if you guys could see it. Oh, no.

I didn't even watch that turd. This one was, oh. Where they tried to fake you out with who was leather face? Yeah, that one was garbage, but I'm a completeist. It wasn't great for sure, but it wasn't like an awful movie to watch. It wasn't as bad as next generation. That one. Philip, we're ready to move on to your sections, man.

Are we? What are we doing? Oh, listener feedback. Yes. All right, man. Let's see what we're going on. Everybody's doing hard silcer now. This week, the podcast spotlight shines on Cut to the Chase podcast. Dan and Lacey Lou, oh, interesting. Have a multitude of podcasts under Cut to the Chase being their main show, the Slumber Party Massacre podcast. They're Here podcast, skip to the loo.

And that's interesting thing. And cut to the cartoon commentary. This week they cover Afterlife and the Ghostbusters franchise. So that ought to be awesome. Check it out. There you go, son. Regarding Red Snow, Sammy Cassell, not Castle. Not to be confused with Sam Cassell. says we had this on our film festival.

And Sam's a cool guy. Check him out. Regarding House 2, Tavaris Ellis says House 2 is definitely not trash. Oh, my God. That's what it was. I need to get that Goolies 2 jacket, though. Now he really hates me since it's probably my fault that he wasn't on in the first place. House 2 is not trash

I agree with Tavares Yeah and we've got Tavares we got you all set up man You can hear where I found you In the in the oceans of Skype I said $5 seeing that on top of the popcorn And soda But you have

Sounded like a magical night right there What are you talking about? I do apologize to the random Tavaris Ellis That was not him That was all who was like what are we doing hey

said you ready said yeah I'm ready I swear we said is this Tavares from the student of the game podcast and he still stayed on for a minute

that was a weird non random Skype calls let's see in our Facebook group Nez posted some awesome goolies two

merchandise check that out. I imagine it went down the toilet just like the poster, right? That was hell of good. It's as fresh as that jacket. I can't remember what website sells it.

They have a bunch of horror merchandise on it. I can't remember. I just saw that picture. Obviously, your phones and everything listened to you, so me praising goolies too, it showed me that picture in one of these ads on Instagram. Oh, my God.

How fucking wild is that? Bullies, too, doesn't just happen. Yeah. That time, I was like, I mean, these things listen to you. I mean, I'm a snorer. Well, not, I, and there's always kind of ads for those, um, C-PAP machines. Yeah. I get a bunch of those.

I have one, but it sucks, man, trying to keep it on my face because I can't just lay. I can't just lay on my back because then my back starts. If I lay on my side, it starts to open up a little on the side, and it's got an alarm on it. So if there isn't a tight seal around your nose and your mouth, an alarm goes off. That's all I need to help me get a good night's sleep, man. I wake up more now with that thing on. Ouch. Maybe you have to check out the Amazon offered one.

There's one that just goes over your nose. There's one that goes over your nose. I don't know. I might give that a shot. Or I don't know how this other one is. I don't know if you shove it all the way down your throat, but it looks like a little square or something that you stick in your mouth. And I'm like, I don't know about that one. How about the Dennis Hopper, the Dennis Hopper version?

That's the thing that I got. It's like a full headset and it locks in the place. And I'm good when I'm laying there on my back. But once I turn to my side, it'll move forward. goes to the side and then that's it. See, this is like the Matrix, the beginnings, chapter one.

But I did get one of those mouthpieces where it pulls your jaw forward and it opens up. And my wife said, I don't snore at all when that's in my mouth. So, no pun intended. So, but I don't know, man, but the doctor just said,

stop being a fat ass. And then, uh, everything could go away. So I'm working on it. Yeah, you look good, man. You kind of got that Damien Beshear look going, man. I lost some. I lost some. This is probably not cool of the week. I did lose some weight because when those little cars that we drive at the airport, that steering wheel was right on top of my gut. And then the other day when I got on it, it wasn't even touching it. So I must be losing something. Hey, congrats, man. That's awesome. Don't you work for an airline or something?

Of course, the best airline. I do. I work. Yeah, I work for American. Yeah, Shaw works for American, Ms. Boo. Yeah, well, I've been on since it was U.S. Airways when it was actually good. American socks, I agree. Airline.

Southwest is the one I would prefer. Southwest or Delta. We're number one. Yeah. Southwest. Maybe 29 years next month. All right. I see you guys both work for the airlines.

What do you know about aliens? I haven't seen any I'm either those well here's a well let's talk a little horror and the airports do you ever work the overnight shift

like where you stay all night during the winter to watch the planes I have not actually usually I'm out by the last bird comes in at 12 or was coming in to 12 so I'd be done by like after

cleaning and everything everything by 1.30. Oh, you guys have to clean them, too? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Small airport, yeah. We got to clean those bitches. We used to. They used to, we used to have to clean one on Saturday, but then that stopped after a while. We got cleaners coming to do it. But I used to do the overnight shift every now and then just for the overtime.

Okay. And when I'm there by myself, we're supposed to keep an eye on the plane so they don't freeze and everything make sure the temperatures and all that's good but one time i was in well actually it's two things happened to me well working the overnight shift i was going to the front into the cockpit to put the thermometer in the window so i can see from the ground on what the temperature is okay um you know those the cockpit doors they're not on springs they're just loose yeah i went into the cockpit to stick the um the thermometer in the windshield and the door behind me just slam hell

hard. It wasn't on Springs. Nobody was there but me. I turned around really quick and just kicked that door open as hard as I could. I ran out to see if somebody was just trying to be funny but nobody was there. Oh, I wouldn't.

That's good. The hell out of me. Ghost on a plane. What was that? Well, there was that Twilight Zone episode that they put into the movie. movie. The Shatner was in it originally, right? Yeah. The second thing I had seen, I was in the very back galley putting ice in, probably like 3.30 in the morning. So just getting it ready for our originators.

Okay. And I was just dumping in the ice, but off to the side of me as I saw a bald guy wearing a flannel shirt walk like he was going to walk right into the into the, into the, into the, bathroom, the little toilet there. Yeah, I just turned around and cocked my fist heck of hard, shut that door and got the hell out of there. I saw

him... I saw him clear as day, walk like he was going into the laugh. And I got the hell out of there. Maybe he just had to take a shit and it was a real person. It was

just, maybe just my imagination running wild. I don't think so. I was talking to the cleaners, and they started telling me stuff that they saw that happened to them. Oh, fuck. And they were saying, and they said, well, what gate were you on? I said, I was down on gate seven. And they said, gate five and gate seven is where things have happened to them. They've seen things or heard things.

One guy, he was, you know, those vacuums that they're like backpacks that they, they could. He was on there by himself and somebody was pulling him. He thought it was one of his other coworkers. He kept going, stop. And when he turned around, nobody was there. Oh, hell no. And it wasn't like it was the vacuum with a cord. It was just like a regular backpack, but just charged up.

And he was vacuuming, and he kept getting pulled back. And that's when he turned around, knock it off, and nobody was there. man i wouldn't be surprised if the whole UFO ghost thing is all sort of related at the end of the day how so philip how so uh alternate dimension kind of stuff oh man some tangents here the thing those those things scared me and again i just thought it was just my imagination for all the horror movies and everything i watched but when those people started telling me things that happened to them that's when I was like, all right, I'm not doing the overnight shift anymore.

Paranormal activity shit. Fuck that. Yeah. Well, I mean, as many stories as we've had about it, I don't know that I don't believe, you know what I mean? I can't say that I do, but I believe it. I don't not believe it. I don't necessarily think it's good in my belief. I think it's fucking like demons.

Oh, man. I got a hell out of there. That shit is connected. Brian, you have it chimed in. Ghosts and demons? I don't mess with any of that. He's like, no, no. Brian's guy at the movie that says,

what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, I'm not the guy that goes and investigates. Right. And then he's not the way. Those two times, I got the hell out of there as soon as they happened. Good, good man. not too bad after 29 years of service huh two two events that's why i don't want to work that or not i mean i don't want to do that overnight shift no more i'm good yeah 3 30 a m when you said

that man i was like oh nothing good happens at 3 30 a i i immediately looked at my watch and if it would have said 315 i would have went home right uh all right well sorry for the tangent uh Marcus Will Turner, still in listener feedback. Kyle informed me, so I'm spreading the word as well. A little psycho is, the little psycho is far from finished. And I'm stoked to see what comes next after the surprisingly solid first season. The little psycho? Chuckie.

Yeah. Season two. I still haven't watched it. Is it over? Yeah. If anybody has, if anybody has peacock, the day. after the finale they put the whole season

on there. That's you, Nez. I'll say, why am I watching it the other way? Have you guys checked out Day of the Dead? The first episode. Oh, that's it. You tapped out.

I don't have, I don't, no, I didn't tap out. I didn't tap out. I don't, I don't have sci-fi, so I'm kind of waiting for it. I checked it out to see if I would want to continue it. I didn't hate it, so I was going to give it a few more episodes. I'm just waiting to see if it drops

on something. It'll drop somewhere, man. Actually, it's pretty good for a sci-fi show. I mean... Yeah. Yeah. I would definitely recommend it. I mean, the CGI is crap, but the

gore effects are really good, like the physical ones that they've got. Yeah, Lance, it's the guy that did PsychoGorman. Yeah, that's what you were telling me. But you said you weren't impressed with the first episode. I remember that.

It didn't grab me, but like I said, I didn't hate it. I usually give shows at least three episodes before I tap out, because I've had shows where I've tapped out the first episode, then went back and then realized I probably should have stayed on it because I ended up liking it. That's pretty good rule. But, yeah, I'm just, I'm surprised that I don't know if it's not over yet, but I'm assuming since Chuckie dropped on Peacock, maybe that's where it'll end up.

Makes sense. Okay. Did you guys ever talk about Dexter? I'm watching the new blood. I'm two episodes in. I haven't checked it out. Nobody likes it.

It's not great, but it's getting a little better. What do you think, Ness? The first episode was good. It was free on YouTube, so I watched it. See, I didn't like the first episode. I thought the second one was good, though. So I like it's going Julia Jones you can't go wrong

Beautiful sister so I was happy she was I didn't even know I didn't even know she was in it But once You guys should have seen it already Where I think how many episodes are they in like Three or four three or four right now yeah His son comes back And that I was kind of shocked

Because I had forgotten about him Um, so is his sister doing the same thing his dad did in the original series? Talking in his head. Yeah. And it would be better if they were both in his head, I think. Because his dad was kind of like all for him doing the murdering and like egged him on. But the memory of his sister is like, you stupid motherfucker, why are you still killing people? You've been like clean and sober for almost 10 years.

And here you are, you know, you, well, spoiler alert, he kills somebody in the first. first episode. I'm not sure anybody knows that. Why else would there be a Dexter? Exactly. Well, I got you. I hate you. A douchebag, huh?

Yeah, I'm hoping at least James Remark comes in some... I think he's in there, right? Didn't he sign up to do a couple episodes? And I think, uh, what's his name? The Trinity Killer or whatever comes back to it. Yeah, he's signed on.

Who? John Lithgow. Lithgow. So we'll see. Oh. All right, good. Speaking to James Remar, I was watching the movies that made us with the dead aliens. Yeah, we all knew that he was in it and then he got fired.

I kept hearing he got fired because of his attitude. But in this, he said he got fired because he had like Coke and hash and heroin and all kinds of stuff. That's no reason to fire anybody in the 80s. Come on. Well, that's what he said. It makes a lot more sense, though. He said that's why he got fired. He brought everything to the set or something? No, they went to his room because they heard that he was partying too hard.

So the cops, I didn't know they were filming it on Europe. So they said they went to there and went in his room and found all those drugs. And then they said, you're out of here. And then James Cameron fired him. He was going to look bad. He got canceled before they had cancel culture. They just kept it quiet All right

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I did and it looks amazing. Finally. All right. You got to work on that accident shirt, Nez? Yeah, we're come trying to think of something. I'd buy it. All right. Well, on to

the featured attraction. This time, it's Clerks too. We're going to do a commentary. Director and writer. A calamity at Dante and Randall's shop sends them looking for new horizons, but they ultimately

settle at the Fast Food Empire movies. Director and writer, of course, is Kevin Smith, also known for clerks and Tusk. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that one. Yeah. Interesting that that one was in the notes instead of anything else, like maybe dogma,

Dogma, mall rats, chasing aim. Jay and Silent Bob strike back, one of my favorite movies of all time. No, he'll be remembered for Tusk. Tusk. I didn't hate that one either. Or what was it? Reboot?

Oh, for Jay and Silent Bob? Yeah. I was about to say that they, I thought you was saying they reboot Tusk. Oh, I know. I was like, man, that just... Already? ready?

No, I've seen it. There's another, yeah, the Jay and Silent Bob, and then I think there's like Clerks 3, right? Or is it just? Is there? Sean? Yeah, I think they're, I think they're filming it.

Oh, they're working out now. Jason is just looking weird right now, man. Right? I say, does he not look weird, though, to be fair. I know, but like he went from, It was weird Like in the past few movies

Been like wow man You got way too old for this Oh man Too bad As am I But there you have it Let's see One of the things that

Most prompted Kevin Smith To make the film Was a promise he made A friend Jason Muse If Mews managed to stay off drugs He would be able to play the character Of Jay one more time and Smith kept his promise.

All right. That's sweet. Yeah. Kevin Smith's daughter, Harley Quinn Smith, is the little girl that Dante waves to in the window of the restaurant. Huh. All right. So you guys ready to start.

I think we're at the one second mark. Is that about right? I'm ready when you guys are. I'm ready. Who's going to play... You guys want me to play the volume and try to keep it... Not too loud?

Sure. Yeah, sure. The way we've been doing it. Yeah. That seems to be working. All right. Well, whenever you're ready, Bill... Three, two, one, go. Can you all hear that?

Yeah. Yep. All right. All right. Since we're testing out video... some of these, if you guys ever see me disappear, I'm either taking a piss or getting a beer. I'm not going to be like a TM on Benchcast last week

where he was pissing in the bottle. And they picked it up on it. What does that sound, TM? I'm pissing in a bottle. Fuck you. That's some trucker style right there, like pissing in the bottle. Hey, I've done it at work more than once.

Could you imagine being a video in it if you accidentally? Oh yeah, that's some bad CGI Yeah, that looks fucking horrible I'm not even supposed to fucking be here today Is that what he said? Is he really on fire? Oh God, that's fucking terrible Was that done on purpose?

Is this like meta? I figured it was going to be a dream Right I dream about work all the time I fucking hate it that's not good there's his buddy firefighter's like what the fuck are you doing man

Randall was always my favorite in the original clerks It's a smart ass through and through Is he in the third one? Yeah, you gotta be right? Well I know they had it have fallen out Oh, he's in it.

That's not good. Okay, good. Yeah, you can't have, then it would just be clerk. Yeah. Clerk. God. Nothing's changed, huh? I've got an amazing story when I first watched this movie.

Uh-huh. I didn't, so I, like, had a friend told me about it when it came out, and I was, like, super excited, but because it was, like, and when it came out, I was like, hey, you know, I'll go see it in theaters and I'll bring my mom. Right. Oh, boy. Well. And, yeah, I didn't even make it halfway before. It was like, all right, time to go. This is like way too fucking awkward. God, I didn't make it to the donkey show part. Oh, my God. Is your mom seen Turks one?

No. No. Okay. So there was no context either. No. She was like, what the fuck is going on? I tried to explain it. Right. Watching movies with parents is still weird.

Yeah. I'm sure. Titan is one you wouldn't want to watch with probably even your spouse. You guys are all going to check it out now. You've got to admit it, right? Oh, yeah. At least the first 15 minutes. Yep. At least a question 15 minutes.

Yeah, it's like a white snake video on steroids. This was a Pizza Hut. Oh, wonderful. You're talking hits fan? Yeah, I love him, man. Yeah. Never seen them live, though. Have any of you guys seen Talking Ed's live?

No. Yeah. I'll bet they put on a good show, man. I think they got into a lot of world music later. Some of their later albums, they'd have musicians with shaking the marambas and into just different world instruments and stuff like that. Didn't they have an offshoot band? Like, one of the women that was in the band started her own band later, right? I don't know, man.

Talking heads is always one of those to me where I wasn't really familiar with them. But it's like every time you're like, oh, that was the Talking Heads. And I'm like, oh, shit, I know that song. Like they've got a lot of songs that I know. I just didn't know of them a whole lot. Who they were, yeah. Yeah. I guess Psycho Killer is the biggest one, right?

Oh, good song. Moobies. Looking at trivia here, that house that he just picked Randall up from, that was Kevin Smith's childhood home. No. Yeah. Wow. What?

That's crazy. This was an old. old McDonald's. I was at the panel at WonderCon. Uh-huh. When they were, right before this movie came out. They filmed all this. They filmed the restaurant in California.

And it was right next to some motel. I don't know if it was Best Western or whatever it was. But they took over that whole place. So all the crew could stay there. And they had all the actors and everybody. he's staying at some uppity hotel downtown. But Jason

Mews didn't want to. He was like, well, why can't I just stay there? Because it was cheaper. So Kevin was like, all right. So they said he just made that place home. Hey, let's get real.

He said he didn't want to leave. Yeah. Hey, let's get real. He's telling Kevin Smith, yeah, I've been sober for 10 years. You know, he went over for crack. Hell yeah. I don't mind

being downtown in a seating motel. Right. No alter your motives at all. You guys go.

You guys go. I'll be fine. I'll be doing my 12 steps. Fuck out of here. Yeah, look at them dancing. I'll be doing

my 12 steps one line at a time. Turn up the king diamond. King diamond. Jesus Christ. Why not? I like seals and shit.

he's still silent, huh? He's like all skinny now. Oh, yeah, he looks kind of weird, huh? Well, after his heart attack, he really, really got himself back in the shape, lost hell away. Yeah, he's lucky to be alive. I mean, yeah. Is it that intense? I don't think he smokes cigarettes anymore, but he smokes hell of weed and stop.

Well, that's not your sugar. I forgot this actor's name, but he is like... Oh, he's ripped. Yes. That's right. Yeah. Oh, man. What was that TV show that he was in with...

My name's Earl. There you go. That's it. That's it. Yeah. That's instantly where I was like... I went to when I saw him. He was in one of those 90s shows, too.

Ethan Supple. Ethan Sublay. He was in that... Earl. My name is Earl. Yeah, there was something, there was some sort of sitcom before then. Like maybe early night. Oh, you're talking about Boy Meetsboro.

Was that where it was at? Yeah, he was like, one of the boys or something. Boy Meets World. Let me guess he wasn't jacked in there, right? No, he was a big old fatty. He wasn't fatty. Billboat style. Ah, is that his chip?

A.A. The power of Christ. Holy fucking Bible. The other kid, he was in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. He was one of the little punk rocker kids in the beginning. Ah, okay. All right.

I'll see that. Fifteen bucks, little man. Put that shit in my head. It's got to be fun Bloggy.org Got to be fun working out of movies, huh? You guys ever seen Good Burger? Yep, hella good.

I fucking love that movie. I thought of why. He's such a pretentious fuck. What's with a cross that he's wearing? I mean, is this... We've had... two Jesus references here are we going back is this a sequel to dogma or what

dogma there you go he was Kevin was raised Catholic he had to go to Catholic school when he was okay I didn't realize that's Alanis Morissette going to show up that was the end of the last one no I think it's

I think I think she's at the very very end of this one I think oh okay no no I'm sorry I think that was um J and Sondbob strike back. I don't know. Okay. We'll figure it out, right? Another trivia.

That's not Randall's hair on the back of his head. Oh, no. He's wearing a hair hat. Oh, come on. You have my hair piece. I give you my hair. It says the hair on the back of Randall's head wasn't Jeff Anderson's real hair. It was fake hair that was glued to his hat. It was a hair hat. What the fuck? Is he bald?

What's the hell? It looks like he'd be glued on. Yeah. I wonder if that little bit sticking out the front is glued on to. Now I'm wondering. Oh my God, that's terrible. He's going to fuck me up for the movie. I like this.

We totally do. Yeah. That's kind of their side hustle, huh? You ever had your asshole lick by a fat man in an overcoat? Yeah. Fucking Ben Affleck. Fat Flick. The Bat Flack.

Ben Affleck on a regular day. Affleck was the bomb is Batman Yo Yeah Well He was badass in the accountant I haven't seen it I haven't seen it Oh man you can watch that

I have it I bought it I haven't seen it yet They are about to make the sequel They're about to make the sequel Are you serious? Yeah The movie was badass Okay Yeah

The accountant That was really good Yeah, that was the first non-horror movie we reviewed, right? Yeah, John Bernthal's in it, too. Yes, since I'm having to go back and fucking re-upload every single fucking goddamn show, because it's posted on the website. Just posted on the website. But you're going to take it down from our own website?

Oh. It's not like we're making any money off of it. Jason Mews was going to beat up Dante because he had asked Kevin, goes, Hey, man, if you want me to, I'll beat his ass for kissing your wife when they were filming this. That's a friend right there. Wow. He said Jason Mues was getting mad. That is a guy I would like to meet.

Who, Jason Mews? Yeah. He seems interesting. He was at Comic Con in Houston. When you and I went, I think it was the year you and I went, dude. Remember that little bar? Yeah, I know. But I mean more than like, hey man, what's going on? Like, but like, you know, sit down and have a conversation with him.

He seems like a guy. Philip, that fucking bar that we went to called Neal's Bar. Yeah. Remember where we got before Comic Con? Yeah. The bartender said he had been there the day before. We missed him by one day, dude. Yep.

Yep. Now, if it was Nez, he would have been there. Because Nez is like got this fucking, some kind of power that attracts celebrities. Everywhere Nes goes, celebrities follow. So, I guess

Lance, you did, you did work out with Tom Savini, so. I did. I did. That guy's

real, too. He's 75 now. No shit. Tom Savini? Yeah. Holy shit. Post of the picture on Instagram.

This is what 75 looks like. I was like, damn. What is nothing but a birthday cake? Yeah. still a brah out of here.

Still a bra there. Barely. Yeah. Right. It's just show everyone everything. Damn. Kevin was a big guy then, too. He's probably smashing it.

Like both ways. Oh, yeah. Ness. Hey, Ness, what was that? Oh, dude, I keep thinking about Typh. and all the full frontal news being that but what was the one you you were talking about on your podcast

it was last summer I think because I remember walking around during the fucking lockdown because I was working from home and it was on Netflix and you said hey check this out but be careful you know the first couple of minutes of the movie

show you what it is and it was literally a guy fucking a chick it showed full dick balls pussy oh love Love. Yeah.

Dude, it was just straight porn. Like, right out of the game. I mean, the first scene was this guy getting down with this girl and she was rubbing it out for him all the way to completion. Oh, my God. And they showed, this was on Netflix. I was like, what the hell is this? A listener of ours told me, hey, check this one out. And I was like, all right.

So I watched it. And I was like, damn, it was it was kind of depressing, but it was, it was just a straight porn movie the whole time. A depressing porn movie? It's just not on there anymore. Yeah.

Sometimes I don't, I don't know if they know what's on their site or anything, because they had a, what you call it? What was it? Nymphomaniac? They had slaughtered vomit dolls on there for a little bit. and that one was I don't know if you guys They've gotten in trouble before

With stuff they've uploaded And it having like racier things Or Yeah And Netflix just doesn't give a shit Well once you hit the hardcore porn part Mark Eh

Lice They sell all this stuff The apron The shirt Everything Even That's awesome Even the shirt

That's awesome Randall has on. Danger Ranger, Ranger, Danger, or whatever it is. I love this part. It's a wee-wee. I would be so busy. That fucking happened. And I was in a restaurant eating with my daughter.

I beat someone's ass. That bathroom was like, just a little closet. The toilet was right there. She was over the door. Smallest fucking bathroom ever Robes Double up here I love Randall

More Jesus talk Huh What's the fascination with Jesus in this movie Elias His little Jesus kid He's talking a whole lot of shit About Transformers though

Ah okay Maybe Kevin Smith hates Jesus freaks having gone through Catholic school and everything. Oh, right? Here we go. So, Sean, what made you what made you pick this movie for your

commentary pick, man? I love this movie, straight up. I mean, I've got a poster behind me of it, and it's just been it's the humor of it. It's just fantastic. So is this one of those few sequels that's an improvement of over the original, do you think?

I think so. I think the second one is funnier and stories a little bit better than the first. I love the first one. I don't get me wrong, but I think this one's better. First one has a lot of dialogue, I remember. The movie just got a little bit better. Oh, yeah. Ah, there we go.

I was going to say that to Rosario Dawson. There's something about her, man. No. Nez, you don't like... Or you're not attracted to her, right? Oh, I'm down. I met her. She's cool. All right. Somebody was it... Fucking somebody I listen to is like, oh, Rosario Dawson, not my bag.

That's not either of you guys, huh? Oh, give me that person's... Give me that person's name. That's shit. I've been somebody on the bench. I don't know. I met her at Comic Con when they were down there. The press ham.

They were promoting a death proof or grind house. Right. Cool. I love those guys. Fucking Gatto bomb. Yeah. And the first clerks was really. just super independent

and just real, real low budget and raw, you know? Yeah. Yes. Like, was it you know, overall the best movie in the world? No, obviously not. I mean, there was definitely a lot of flaws. But I think what they did with it was kind of

amazing and they caught some sort of magic there. Which is why we've had, the only reason that Kevin Smith even exists. Yeah, it was his first film, right? Yeah. Yep, and it made him, absolutely. Yeah.

Well, and it kind of kept going with the same characters. Yeah. Well, Jane and Silent Bob at least, through mall rats and all that stuff. Yeah, and they took kind of the rawness of the first one and the humor and everything and then just kind of polished it a little bit and then made it into this and got bigger, you know, bigger names like Rosario Dawson. Yeah. And Jay and Silent Bob became more, you know, kind of. sitcomy and comic bookie and

war rats and stuff but uh hi that's what led them to their own movie and I think if he stays in that wheelhouse Kevin Smith is one of the best it's when he ventures off and does things like yoga hosers

yeah that fucking burn that bad I haven't even seen it don't get your time no good he ever ever do that Moose knuckles or moose jaws or whatever? He's supposed to.

He's supposed to. He'd never go ass to mouth. He'd never go ass to mouth. ATM. Just not hygienic. By here. See? Oh, bless her.

Yep. I knew it. I knew it. Wood. You had that. that I roll going Bortem's the first step on the road to relapse. Boy, do I know that.

Is this the scene? Yep. Is this it? I heard. This is Buddy Christ. This is all Jason Bues's idea for the movie. I guess Kevin, Kevin Smith says he does this all the time. I love this. I absolutely could see him doing this in real life.

God. I'm pretty sure. I posted this gift in the chat at some point. I'm sure you did. It's so hard. I thought that was a backwards hat at first. Is it? Is it? It's not. It doesn't have a bill.

Oh. It doesn't have a bill. What the hell? What the hell where's I have with no bill? That's better than the scene from the fucking movie, man. Yeah, she is hot She's an attractive woman And there's only three workers

Oh my goodness Look how she's leaning forward Yeah gorgeous lips Nice white teeth And the glasses just make even sexier You know Yeah She's not only hot

She's smart Right isn't that what that means In movies if they're wearing glasses but boy if she wasn't posting a green light over her head this guy needs to shoot his shot now he did

wow can I say no oh yeah because it's a fucking car wash in Florida you're like to look at this place girl the insults all of you want buddy man

as soon as my uncle's on his feet again it's not like I'm going to be staying here it only took two years in a shit little keynote but it's been so bad oh my god how. Way to bring it down to Earth, huh? Yeah, something I'll never do.

Tell my kids that. I get cancer. Yeah. Yeah, same here. I've said that too, man. I don't want to go to. I saw it. I had a son that went through that, man.

A son-in-law of it. Yeah. The chemo and then the radiation just sick, tired all the time, laying on the couch. It seems like it's worse than the cancer itself. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Take what little time you have and roll with it. Exactly.

I love this part. The fucking pussy troll. Couch. Ouch. He's just the biggest troll. Right? What has this guy been in before? He looks kind of familiar.

He's been in a lot of things. Yeah. Usually a douchebag, right? Isn't it an alias? I never saw that. That's one of the few shows that I've never seen from, not Carlton Q's. Who was it to do alias?

God damn it. We don't know horror. We don't know TV either. Who did alias, Brian? Help me out, man. Who was in it or who did it? God, showrunner. Wasn't that JJ? Yeah, JJ.

There you go. There you go. Not to be confused with Jar Jar Jar. Jennifer Garner. That's the one. There you go. I will agree with him on that. There's only one return and it ain't of the king. It's of the Jedi.

Right. Not down with the trilogy. Philip, you and I are the only two that like the new ones, man. I like the new ones. Didn't he like the new ones? Brian? I can't remember. He liked episode seven.

Okay. And then it went downhill after that. I think he's a fan enough that he didn't hate it that much. Right. Plus he's in love with Daisy Ridley. True. Although there's a lot of things I think that could have been done better, and I'm excited to see what they do in the future.

Although I don't even know what path they're headed down now. Yeah, we didn't talk about it. Yeah, didn't they extend her contract? They silently and quietly extended her contract. So she will be back. But I don't know that she has any control over anything anymore. I think she's just a face. Yeah.

You think so? Yeah. There's no way they're letting her make decisions. So what about Favro? What's his role going to be? I think him and Kevin Fagie are going to be, like, head honchos there. Behind the scenes, like doing all the real. Yeah.

They're lifting, so to speak. Yeah. They're going to be the real face. Oh, sick bird. Jesus Christ, they're still talking about the fucking Lord of the Rings. Well, I don't know. That's part of what makes it great, though. That's some good dialogue.

Dialogue driven again here, right? Yeah. Yep. Oh, come on. Isn't that very gay look? When was this movie made? Well, they can still say it, right? Before that was weird to say.

It came out. It's getting a little awkward even to say the word gay anymore, right? I mean. This whole kind of movie is kind of homophobic. They threw the F word out there. Oh, okay. Jesus Christ. What an asshole.

See, he's a troll. That's what he just said. Literally. He just loves this fucking with anyone and everyone. Randall was based off of Brian Johnson. Yeah. His buddy. What? Brian Johnson?

Yeah, his buddy in Jersey. ACDC. Brian Johnson? No. He's just one of his buddy. He's Steve Dave in, I think he was in Moritz. Okay. Lance, you ever see comic book, man?

I'm not a reality show guy, man. Okay, well, he's on the podcast, and he's in that show, too. He's going to be in the next clerks. We're not talking about the Ryan Johnson, right? Brian. Oh, Brian. Okay, see, I misheard you. See, I don't know.

I don't know the comic book guys. he was uh he was in uh walt flanagan and uh brian johnson they were the guys that go tell him steve dave he was in he was in mallrats okay he was in they were in chas and amy they were at the end of uh jan santa bob strike back um they weren't in this one because walt doesn't fly okay since they filmed this in california he didn't want drive all the way across country to be in this move. It's a long way to go, right? Yeah, so he just doesn't fly.

So when the clerks three, since it's all taking place back at the Quick Mart, they're both going to be in it. Oh, man. Getting all kinds of knowledge tonight, Sean. Because Walt Flanagan, he was in the original clerks. He played, I think three different characters. the guy that was looking for the perfect set of eggs yeah one of the other dudes that was throwing cigarettes

at Dante and there was another scene where he came up and he was offended that um the way they were talking and ran it was oh you want you want to see something offensive here check this out and showed them that magazine okay is that the chicks with dicks

I'd use the follow-up line because it's great, but I don't think I can. I said I'd use the follow-up line in that one, but I don't think I can right now. Okay. Well, I'll take your word for it, I guess. Randall and Dante were based off of Kevin Smith and Brian Johnson when they worked. shit then when they worked at the the quick mark yeah he was like involved in the first movie but they had like some kind of falling out yeah because he was supposed to be in it but something happened so he wasn't in it

yeah did they say they didn't speak for like ears or something yeah but once they started doing when they were doing comic book men um i guess the the the up of AMC or whoever put it out they went to Kevin and asked them they said hey man we want to do a show about a comic book store do you know any and he was like

I own one and they were like what so that's how they got comic bookmen going and he goes well who do they were they were going to hire like actors to do it and he's like no why don't you just use my friends that work there that's how people that's how all of them got into it yeah Brian Johnson

and Walt Flanagan, Ming Chen, and Mike Zabstek. And then they are the rest of the guys, Sunday, Jeff, and all them popped into it. My son and my older son, Mark and I, we were in one episode of comic book men. I heard about that. Oh, yeah? I heard you talk about it on the pod one day. Yeah, we were there at the Secret Stash. And I had met Walt and I was talking to him.

And that's what I met Brian Quinn from a practical job. jokers and they were saying he was like hey you guys i told me i were from california we're just out here visiting and da-da-da-da kind of just got to know him a little bit and he goes hey man you want to stick around and be on the show and we're like yeah so uh we got to uh you see me in the back my son you see him like he was like right up there uh you could see him clearly i mean when the camera pans around you see me like really quick but right that's i was happy that i got to see my son it sounds like they liked your son better than you It took forever.

This guy may have a future, this other guy. It took forever to film that. They had to film it like three different times. Really? Yeah, being under that light, it was getting hot in there. Because the store isn't that big, it's small. But it's not there anymore. They moved it somewhere else.

Shit. Oh, my God. It's a certain big October. The passion of the Christ. Jesus almighty. Like Buffalo Bill. Kinky Kelly and the sexy stud. Jesus Christ.

I forgot about that. There was no parental locks on that. Yeah, I was not expecting that. Time for a drink. Kiki Kelly. I. Surf Transformer sites when there's Ah, Transformer's sights.

This is gross. Jesus. So what do they have? They have like an internet. It's like an internet cafe movies or what? Where they can just get on the internet. They're in order shit. The movie net.

The movie net. What the fuck is the internet? Yeah, I wondered that too why they had a computer there in the fucking restaurant. It seems weird, right? I thought it was just for ordering your food or whatever. Yeah, but, I mean, the movie came out in 2006, so, like, at that time, they didn't really have the tech, per se, to order. Right. Yeah.

A lot seems since 2006. Yeah. Yeah. This is the second time that they used the movie net. The first time they use it in Jan Silent Bob Strike Back. Yeah. Okay. So movie poop shoot.com?

Yeah. Poop shoot. Yeah. I do remember that. I do remember that. So, uh, Hey,

Sean, do you have like one of those, uh, Oculus or Meta or whatever, the, like the quest, the VR? No.

No, hell no. Fuck meta. I don't fucking use Facebook. Oh, yeah, I noticed you weren't on Facebook, but,

uh, I've, I've got it. It's just there's so many goddamn trolls and just retarded people that believe everything that's posted on Facebook. I don't go on there, man. Probably I maintain the local file. Yeah.

People do, you know, we all know. So, like, I've got Instagram. I've got Facebook, but I just keep in touch with family that are like, you know, a good distance away. I don't, I sure as fuck don't get on their. daily. Hell, I take it once a month at this point. I'm so old school that all week long guys, I've been sitting at my desk. Like when I go on my lunch break, I'll watch a movie. And I'm handwriting Christmas cards to send out to my clients.

Are you back at work? Are you still at home? I've been back at the office since March, dude. They had us go back in March. So, back to that fucking fuck, bro. We're back to everything. In Texas, so. Sean, you're in Florida. Yeah, Desante or Desante, as we like to call him,

doesn't give a shit about anything. So we're all back. I heard you guys are getting your own army here or something. Oh, yeah, Desaunte wants to stand up a thing that was like, I think it was a pre-World War II that happened

and would only like would fall under the purview of the DOD but Desonte would be the commander-in-chief, not our president as commander-in-chief, which is a horrible, horrible idea. Like a National Guard? The Civilian Force.

Yeah, it's, there's National Guard, and he even announced he's going to do additional funding to the National Guard, but he's also going to do this, the State Guard, which is going to be like, I don't know, between 2 and 500, members and then we'll report directly to him and basically the you know the president's not in the chain of command yeah i suspect that is not going to happen they're going to be the florida men it's just like a fucking mad tv skit it is our state's got enough issues we don't know i just want to go to

Disney World. But they're probably open, right? Everything's open in Florida. Yeah, Florida. Yeah. Yeah. We don't have people wearing masks or anything. Like, do what, Phil? We don't have people wearing masks or anything. Like, haven't seen...

No, I mean, in Texas. Oh, yeah. Yeah, very few. I mean, some people... I don't know, dude. I've seen more and more. But I mean... Yeah, but the rate of COVID all. also in Texas is lower than Florida. Florida's is still not great. Florida was...

I thought it went down. Like, actually, it's always rollercoaster. Yeah, it's bobbing and leaving, yeah. Every, it were, whenever it's high in one state, it's going to be low in another, and vice versa.

Yeah, it seems to be that way. With this new variant, you know, we'll see how it comes about in the number of people. It's like that. I hope I'm right, guys. My theory, I think it's getting weaker. I think it started eating its own tail at this point. Because it's realizing there's only one way to survive and that's coexist with humans.

I hope I'm right. How viruses work. Yeah, no, they don't want to kill the host. So, yeah, typically, I mean, the flu was super deadly when it started too. So this is, I guess, our new flu. Bello wasn't here very long, thank God, right? Well, yeah, that would be a whole different conversation. Yeah, they say the symptoms are very different.

One of the big differences is you don't have a loss of taste and a loss of smell. Oh, on the new one? Yeah. So it's a lot harder to diagnose, but I don't think the breathing difficulties are as severe as the, as Delta was. Good. That's good, man. Yeah. Hopefully we're headed in the right direction, because every. Everybody's tired of this bullshit.

Oh, yeah. Pillow pants. What is he talking about pillow? What the fuck are pillow pants? His girlfriend's. Yeah. This entity that's apparently put into girls when they're young and then when they get a certain age, they pee it out. And it's to keep the girl from having premarital sex.

Yeah. Hars is his name, pillow pants. Yeah. The dumbest shit I've ever heard with it's hilarious. Aye, yeah, y'all. Where the fuck Kevin Smith come up with this shit? It had to have been, like, actually said. In his Catholic cup, right?

They're like, some fucking weird. Well, meanwhile, well, I'll be quiet. And everybody, who goes what goes on behind the scenes in the Catholic Church? headophilia oh there's your uh hey hey what were we talking about earlier my name is earle my name is earle there he is

he was filming that while they were doing this makes sense okay that's why that's why he looks like everything he's been in yeah he looks like Earl right he's like cool almost famous

He's great in that movie. Oh, yeah. That's a good movie. I am a golden god. Yeah. I met him when he was, well, he still is. He's a professional skateboarder. He's got a stereo skateboards.

I think that's what it is. I met him at Jason Lee. Yeah, he's a skateboarder. Really? No, I didn't know that at all. That's, that's where. he became he wasn't famous for

well to us he was famous to us before he started doing movies no he's hell he's he's hell a good leave it as to know that that's cool man he um he he he busted out on the scene back in the 80s

and then he got like huge in the 90s and then he started doing movies um I think he's going I thought he retired movies no skateboard

oh no he's still he does it still but he him and his a friend run their company stereo skateboards awesome dude is he a California guy yeah

he's a photographer too I met him at one of his his little photography shows down in Long Beach okay him and him and another skateboarder had a an art exhibit

so I was down there and a lot of people were there for his movie roles and everything and I was just talking to him about skateboarding and then I brought up Dreamcatcher and he was like, you know what?

He was like, you know what? He goes, that's the only horror movie I ever did. And I was like, all right, why at that time? Wow. That was pretty gross. Oh, that was fresh.

Wow. That reminds me of that movie waiting. Yeah, remember that video called Waiting? Oh my God. Yeah, with Ryan Reynolds. The bad wings. The bad wing. Pickle fucking gave us free eats.

Great movie. That's a nut. Second one wasn't very good. I didn't even know they had a second one. They made a second one. Yeah. I don't think Round round

I think it's called Still Waiting or something like that Okay That's a good That's a good title Take care What's the name

Ryan Reynolds wasn't in it It was some other guy I can't remember his name Was Jason Long in it? I think so Andy Andy Milanakis I remember him

being in it again What happened to him He's waiting Three Yeah It's like a You got a or something, wasn't he? There was only three workers at this place.

What the fuck? Burger tastes like flies. That's just this fucking pissing flies. Oh, my God. Hey, he's got a refined taste, right? Sensibility. Oh, that, hey, that screams Florida right there, Sean. Go cars.

Yeah, it does. Now, where do you, where do you, what? town do you live in, you're on the panhandle, right? Yeah, I'm in Pensacola. All right. So we go, every year, the wife and I go to Panama City Beach. Oh, okay.

About two hours from Panama City. Yep, that's our annual. And we've been taking the kids, the kids and grandkids the last couple of times. So, it's gorgeous over there. And Destin's gorgeous, too. Yeah, beautiful beaches.

Not like Galveston, right, Philip? Yeah, probably a little better than that. But hey, I mean, can't see you through the water, but it's still the ocean. You can't see an inch. You can be in one inch of water, Sean, and you can't see your toes. Yeah, most of the water. Why is the water so muddy?

I think it's warmer in the sand. I'm not sure. Something about a river, too. I don't ask questions. I don't know. Isn't that where the Mississippi River goes into? Yeah, I think it's the Mississippi. Well, no, the Mississippi goes down to New Orleans, right?

Yeah, I think so. There is some river runoff. We get some trees and shit probably once a year. Trees? Yeah, they just like wash up on shore. Oh. Yeah. As how close to you, you live in Susanville?

How close is that to the beach? Like six hours away. Six hours. Oh, my God. California is a big fucking beach. state. Yeah, we're, I'm, our lakes

up here are just turning into ponds. Everything's just drying, drying up. About that, man. Yeah. We're not burning up or drying up. From my house to the airport is

90 miles. Okay. A lot closer to Reno. So it's easier for you to gamble than surf. Well, I can gamble. I can just go down the street to the casino here on the res. Oh,

you go. I don't even do that. I don't even go to the casinos. I don't go to the casinos at all. Even in Reno. The only time I go to casinos if there's a concert, but other than that, I don't even go in there. Cinos are for the white man. Yeah. I don't know.

There's a bunch of old people in there. I just... Edit! Edit! When my mom and dad come up, that's all they want to do is go to the casino. Yeah. Yeah. Going to casinos, dude.

But you know what I do? I play video poker. Have you ever, any of you ever played video poker? No. You could just, you could sit there and make, make 20 bucks last fucking three hours.

Yeah. conservatively and they keep bringing free drinks. So why not? That's like any slots. I've played like table poker in the casinos and sat there for three hours and made 50 bucks. And I was like, I could have like. been at work.

It's like just, if you're breaking even, you're winning at a casino America. Yeah, that's true. I flew out to Vegas for the day a couple weeks back. Oh, cool. From Florida? Yeah.

Yeah, man. How long is that flight? Penscola to DFW, DFW over to McCarran. So, I'm seeing that. power DFW and then

DFW up to Karen what three and then yeah gambled a little bit and then

just turned around and got another bird out damn that's like coast to coast yeah oh it was a long

fucking day don't get me wrong yeah but I loved it I almost didn't make the last flight I was supposed to be down in Vegas today, but the flights were just too full. I felt it was by myself would have been no problem, but my son was going to be with me.

And it was just getting there was the issue. Yeah. So coming back would have been no problem. The last two flights out of Vegas, they were pretty wide open. But going down there, I was like, I didn't want to risk it. Is that Wanda Sykes? Yeah The fuck did she pop up in here

An earthquake Yep Biggie Shorty Oh I forgot about this Holy shit Biggie Shorty from a Pooty Tank I have not seen that movie

In at least 20 years Crack her assay monger Shit Is he saying pork monkey, like it's not a big deal. Oh, God. Oh, he. Oh, shit. Is he still around?

Earthquake? I think he's still doing comedy. I hadn't seen him in forever. He thought he should be. Don't leave me, baby. Oh, no. This is where we go off the rails, right, guys? Yeah.

I remember when I saw this. Oh, no! No! No! No! There was some people in the front of the theater that they got up and walked out. Are you serious? Yeah.

I'm not surprised. I'm thinking about getting up and walking up. fucking out right now. I think they wouldn't yell at the manager and the manager was like, what the hell is that going to do? It's not a manager's fucking fault. Somebody, I was, I saw Kevin Smith somewhere and somebody brought this up. Mm-hmm. And asked him, did he get any backlash for the racial stuff that went on in this scene? He goes, um, he said he did, but not, not as much. Like, if this,

seen if this was like today if this movie came out he he said it probably wouldn't wouldn't have but um he yeah he would be dead in the water i think he got more backlash for dogma than he did this movie well yeah the religious i could see that i could see that yeah they the religious people went after him for that one i mean i mean i'm not the religious guy here but i don't know i i just thought all that was funny Dogma was hell of funny. Well, and a lot of people were pissed

that God is represented as a woman. I'm sorry, dude. One of my friends got really mad. She was really, she's really religious. And, yeah, she didn't like that Alanis Morissette was patronage. You just keep digging the hole, man. It's satire.

Oh, it's probably a good thing. We didn't really have that thing playing too much in the background and we were talking over it, because it just got worse and worse and worse. Yes, yes, it did. Things I definitely cannot repeat. He said it's cool. I'm taking it back.

Fuck off. That's funny. He got shit when he did What was that one? Red State. Yeah. Kevin Smith? Yeah, when he did that one. I don't think I ever saw that one.

You just saw that. That was a good. That was hell of good. That one, nah, not hella good. Yeah, it was. That was hell of good. But that was this funny Cop Rock or whatever? That was horrible.

That's Bruce Willis's fault. Yeah, it wasn't a Kevin Smith movie. He just directed it. That's all he did. Okay. He didn't write it or nothing. Bruce was just there for his

whatever, four days he worked. Right, a million dollars a day or whatever. Like every other movie that he ever does. Exactly. One of a Kevin's friends Brian Johnson actually. When they went to the premiere for cop-out,

he wanted to meet Bruce Willis, but Bruce Willis had these bodyguards with him. That kept everybody away from him. Hmm. So, yeah. He's such a fuck bag. He kind of seems that way, didn't he? Yeah.

Kevin Smith, during his live shows, he goes off if somebody brings up Bruce Willis, just because, Yeah, they hate each other now, I think. Yeah. You can't blame them. I mean, Kevin Smith got a lot of shit from Bruce Willis on set. Okay.

The way it was described. Well, as much as Mel Gibson fucked up, at least he cares, right? At least he's talented. At least he's still trying to make good films. Bruce Willis couldn't give two fucks. Yeah, Bruce Willis hasn't. giving a shit since it seems like Bruce Willis has

five new movies coming out this week does he got one with Scott Atkins probably but you know he's probably in the movie for five minutes they put him on the cover of the poster there's one with Dolph Lundgren and Scott Atkins

I want to see Castle Falls yeah I want to see that I'm sure you guys will cover it on the action returns, right? I kind of feel that way about Gerard Butler, where he just seems to have a new

movie every fucking week and getting shittier. That guy does not know how to say no. No, like cop shop, I think is his newest one us all in demand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cop shop. Actually, I heard that was actually pretty good. Oh, really? That's what I've heard from one source,

so, you know. Okay, I may have to. I liked What was that one? He was in Denna Thieves. That was hella good. Yeah, that was good. Or the

Angel has fallen. That one was good. Yeah, I didn't know. You didn't like it. I thought they were pretty good. I only seen the first one. I didn't see the second or the third. I thought Greenland

was decent. That was no good. I hate Greenland. See, we, everybody's getting you. is about this talk so. Was that the world is ending movie? Yeah.

Yeah. Geostorm was better than that one, and that one was. Yes, it was. Oh, my God. I got you. All right. There wasn't a geostorm. I stand corrected.

I'm just surprised Transformers didn't show up, right? They need to make another one. They need to do another one to Bumblebee, because that one was hell of good. Yeah. It was all right. It had the gym. It had the, it had the, real transformers. Not that

bullshit Michael Bay Transformers. Yeah, I was pleasantly surprised with Bumblebee. I enjoyed it. I think it was the main actress. She did such a great job. Oh, yeah. She's good at everything. She's good at everything. She's... Haley Steinfeld.

Yeah. Yeah. She's great in Hawkeye, man. I'm loving her. Yes, she is. Yeah. I know we're getting off topic, but what I really like about her at Hawkeye is like she's not just outright kicking people's asses. Yeah.

She's kind of getting her ass kicked a little bit and kind of fumbling around because, you know, she's a kid, so she doesn't necessarily know what to do. She is so far out of his league, it is not even funny. What is going on? Oh, God, yeah. Is it just me? She likes a nice guy. Like, it's all right. I know we don't talk politics on the horror returns, but does this guy remind you at all of the AOC video that they uncovered from?

When she was in college? Anybody know what I've talked about? She was dancing. I don't know, but I hate A-R. All right. That radio must be hell loud if these guys are hearing it on the inside. Look at this. Was that King Smith pissing in the urinal?

I don't think that was dancing. I got a barge going here. He's letting them bounce. My goodness. She buried it all in that one movie with Colin Farrell. Alexander the Green. Yeah. I haven't seen that one.

She was a little wild in that one. Yeah. Alexander the Green. There's another one I'm going to have to check out. Is it like a historical drama or what? Yeah. I just remember her part. Yeah, that part was great.

but I just remember not really liking a movie and felt like it was a little too long. It was hell long. That's what she said. What is this? This is like a Catholic, what do they call it was Indian movies? Bollywood.

I thought you would like a dancing popping up Lance. You know what? As a matter of fact, Brian, I think it's time for a rewatch because I'm doing my 31 days of Christmas with a wife and 29 of them so far have been Hallmark shit. Oh my God.

I'm so sorry. We're over there for a re-watch of Anna and the Apocanus. You know what? I re-watched it because my daughter wanted to watch it and it actually kind of made it a lot better. She enjoyed it. Okay. I have not seen it.

Oh, it's good. It's good, man. Do you like, I mean, to me, it's Sean of the Dead. But then again, maybe that's just because it's British. I don't know. But, uh, no, we're going to watch the night before tonight after the podcast with Seth Rogen, Anthony Mackie and. Oh, yeah. It's his name. It's the first, last name. Third Rock from the Sun. Help me out here. Joseph Gordon Levitts. There we go.

Or Jay, Jay Gordy Leves. when I talked to them. Wow, we just came back down to Earth after the Bollywood music. Back that he's got a racist shit on the back of it. It says for life at the

Bons. Oh, God. Uh, uh, all right. You're busting your balls about it. What's the big deal? You can still get out of Florida and let me have to have

all right. I'm going to go check on my wife and make she has a cold beer, so she'll let me watch the night before. Hold on. Instead of 12. He just said, Chud. Is Kevin still making mall rats too? I hope so. I know that was the thing.

That's a good question. Don't look like it's going to be made. She's got a badass car. he comes I wonder if you could find that Jacket anywhere I wouldn't buy that I know

idea that gray tattoo one to fuck Why is he wondering goggles I don't get in his eyes Oh That makes sense I mean, he was driving.

I don't know. Really sweet. 500 bucks. That seems like an awful lot of money. Not that I've ever been with a prostitute before. Don't get me wrong. That's 500 seems like a lot. Yeah, for a donkey show, it seems to be a lot.

When you pull the money together. Oh, man. I wouldn't want to see that. Go to take it want to see it for five bucks. isn't it? All right, Ned, Nez,

when I was in college, okay, at Southwest Texas State, our freshman year. No, we, we were in San Marcos, right?

So you could just take the interstate all the way down and go to Nuevo Laredo, right? So we went to this area they called it Boys Town.

And they had all these little bars, you know, and stuff like that. Every fucking bar we walk, the guys were like, Signor, Donkey Show,

donkey show, donkey show, donkey show, you know, trying to get you to command a, watch it, blah, blah, blah, blah. We're like, okay, God damn it, let's go see what this is all about. We go in, donkey

show right now, it's starting right now, we go in, there ain't fucking shit going on. And then we're like, well, let's try another bar where he's saying donkey show. Nothing. It's like a fucking bar, like a slow bar on a Wednesday here. You know what I mean? Like, three or four fucking

people inside there just drinking beer. Like, they call them Coronitas, the little eight-ounce coronas. They would sell. you. We did not see one donkey show, but we heard tale of 20. So, I don't know if they even really exist. I can't,

I couldn't swear by it. Any of you guys ever seen a real donkey show? No. No, I can't see. No desire. I don't think they exist, man. I think it's an urban legend. Like, I never went searching, but I've heard of people that have. Although

it's still all third-hand shit, so you may be right. Yeah, my boss swore he went to Iwana when he was in the Navy and saw one, but I don't, I don't know. I mean, it's got to come from somewhere. Maybe they used to do them. Maybe.

I don't know, man. Yeah. We were ready. After we'd have like the 11th and 12th beer, we were like, fuck it. Let's check one out. As ready as you can be. Right. And the first part didn't have one.

The second bar didn't have one. By the time we were like to beer 20. Still no donkey show. I imagine you're probably better off. Yeah. It might have scarred me for lunch, right? Call him the cops. No, the fire department.

Oh, boy. It's all the smoke. What the fuck? Got a smoke machine going. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh.

Oh. Yeah. Everybody's there. Two months. Oh, well, he's out. Where are they drinking? What is that? I can't tell what beer it is.

They're like hiding the labels. Probably. Is it Shiner, Phillip? It doesn't look like it. Like kind of maybe like the Shiner light a little bit. Who knows? Chi-O-time. Probably something they just made for the movie.

Probably. Oh, God, yes. Interspecies erotica. That's a lot of fuck-off. That's a great line. That's the dude. Ouch. Ouch.

Yeah, Samantha Fox. Oh, is that you that? Yeah. Did she die? Or am I thinking of somebody else? No, she's still alive. I thought she ODed on fentanyl. I don't know why.

Maybe I'm thinking of every other fucking 80s pop star. Oh. Not the show we paid for. Oh. And Sean, just to be clear, you took my mom to see this movie. Yes. Yes.

That's what I'm saying. It's fucking hilarious and awkward. Hey. Hey, can I make a suggestion? See Tai Paine next. No. No. She would love it, man. It's a great follow-up to this one. Samantha Fox.

Leave it to you to remember her, man. I'm the sexy stunt. Wait, is it a female donkey? No. They just paid to watch a guy screw a donkey. Oh, no. Ouch. In a species erotica.

There's a fucking a chick. The fuck's going to blow the donkey. Ah. Oh. Oh. Oh. No. Whoa.

What? Huge bonus. He was. Here she goes. What's going on here? What's going on here? Inner species erotica. Obviously.

I can't look at the way. Oh, no. No. I don't know I could, even if I just knew that was coming out of left. I couldn't watch that. It would be burned in your head. head.

Like I out. See, that's what I imagine it would be like. Yeah, I'm ready for this donkey show and then oh, wow, that's exactly what I thought it was going to be.

I guess the show's over. I don't think so what you thought. No, no, no. No, no, no. You got that can of Chris go hanging next to him. Oh.

Oh, wow. Oh. The worst. Oh. Broke back mountains. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. First ledger when you need him, huh?

That's right here. Aye. The cornhole that ass. Oh, my God. What's up? What a romantic moment to express her love. I'll be like, yeah, let's go step outside and kiss. No shit.

I like this. Sorry. Jesus. That's fucked up shit. He's going to town against the wall. I like this part. Oh.

Oh no. How can we get any more offers? at this point. Well, he didn't know. Hit him with this. Oh, man. So? You want to go out sometime.

Jesus. Wow. Well, yeah. He sees an opportunity, Sean. He goes for it. Yeah. Well, he won in the end. you think so

oh yeah it's finer than her the hotter the chicks that's for sure yeah the other one looked like she's had a lot of bad plastic surgery oh I can't get the finish

oh boy like this just Sean what the fuck yeah yeah I had to pay for this movie.

I didn't have it on any of my streaming services. Oh, shit. I'm sorry. I think it was on rough. I got it on Roku. Oh, I'm sure it's somewhere. I just, I took the easy way out. I got you.

Does these guys know I'm the fucking dumb ass that pays for everything. How much was it? 10 bucks and all forever I hate to cut this party short but I need to I got a roll

so All right later All right guys Later dude I guys later Peace Let me Check you check you later

Oh he's talking about carbonite now huh Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls Oh, no. Children of all ages. Speaking of which, Brian, you guys do have a new wrestling returns episode up, right? Yeah, we're two, three weeks late, but we got it up. Better late than never, huh?

Yeah, we're going to start trying to get them out on a more timely manner, so. So what do you all cover on this? episode? Survivor series and then we talked a little wrestling news and talked about a lot of, a lot more

WWE cuts, cut a lot more wrestlers again. Sean, you into wrestling at all? I don't watch wrestling at all, but, you know, it's just not my thing. Not a cup of tea, huh? Me neither, man.

I took my son to, I took my son to, I think it was even called WWF. When I took my son and we went to the, we were in the Astrodome. Let me age myself even more. Oh my God. We were so fucking high up.

All we could see was the TV screen and it looked like literally a postage card. Oh my God. We were so high up, man. But it was fun. It was fun. I always enjoyed more because my son was really into wrestling.

So he would watch the, what was it, Monday Night Raw, Brian? Yeah, yeah. Okay, and I watched it with him, and I got more kicks out of the behind-the-scenes bullshit. Like, where they were shit-talking each other, like offstage and stuff like that. Posturing and stuff like that. That's wrestling, right? Yeah, the promos and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I think WrestleMania is supposed to be in Dallas this year. Yeah. Is it going to be around the time of Frightmare? When's Fright Bear? I think it's, let's see, April 29th through May 4th. May the 4th. I want to say it's going to be happening before. Okay.

Same month, but I think a few weeks early. Yeah, well, speaking of DFW, somebody brought up a DFW airport earlier in the show. So, you know, it's close. to that. So I guess we should all try to plan to be there, right, Philip? I'll do what I can. Yeah. We try to get a

room. That wasn't happening. I know. Are they announced any guests yet? I was just about to grab my phone, but I can't because I watch the movie on it. I'll pull it up here. I have no idea, man. Hopefully,

I would imagine Let's see What is this already Fucking December I mean they gotta have somebody announced By now right It's only like Three or four months from now

Let's see Bridget LeHay Never heard of her Euro cult legend Oh Here you go Tony Todd or

We get a Bill Mosley Oh yes All right. Friend of the show. Here you go, Lance. Ginger Lynn. Adult star, Joonelin. No idea who that is.

Never heard of her. And from the Walking Dead, Ross Marquard. Ah, oh, remember our chicks that we used to have our stream queen show. Remember that? Yeah, it's where stream fiends came from. Exactly. Yeah. She said he is an awesome, cool dude to hang out with.

So maybe we should show up just for that. Maybe I'll reach out to her. Maybe she, I know she's talked to him a bunch of times. She actually knows him really well. So reaching out to her is a very good idea, man. So if that's all that's going to be there, it's going to be a small show. I'm sure they'll announce some more names pretty soon. Maybe John Carpenter will show.

up, Sean. They live poster. Oh, I'd absolutely love that. I would pay money for that. Yeah, I've got it on the Shout Factory like Ness was talking about. Right? Let me see if I can find it.

All I want to know, though, okay, you got DVD, but are you all out of bubble gum? Fuck, yeah. All right. This, this show's getting, the movies getting a little emotional now, man. Little, little too, uh,

little too on the nose, the emo stuff, man. Yeah. It's real, it's real love. The donkey show parts done. Real love while in a holding cell. Yes.

Yeah. I think Cell has like... What is with the fucking cross, dude? It's like, does he think a vampire is going to attack him or what? And the message on the wall, too. All ye sinners. Are you serious? Yeah, look right behind them.

Oh, this is so bizarre, dude. I don't think they do that in jails. I mean, I've been jail, but I wouldn't think so. At least not that need of a font, right? It'd be more like him just kind of fucking somebody writing it with a pen or something. Yeah. Holy shit. There's got to be some shit under the surface on this movie.

Somebody should ask Kevin Smith, what did you mean with all the religious undertones on this film? Sure, on two conditions. Because we've pointed out like at least half a dozen. Yeah, I mean, it's not like he's hadn't done it before. Right? Yeah, true. You have to blow each other and we get to watch. Okay.

Well, it was getting serious. That's gone. God, damn. Oh, boy. Oh, man. This is getting me pumped for Clerks 3 now. Where's the story on the Clerks 3? Yep, the story arc, right?

Yeah. But if they do at Clerks, all kidding aside, if they do at Clerks 3, there has to be a Death Star dialogue, am I right? Because that... Well, in the first movie, that was such an integral part of the film and they talked about the guy,

the poor guys that were having to work on the Death Star to build it. Oh, yeah. And they fucking pull it up. They were just fucking janitors and shit. They were just fucking janitors. They were fucking general contractors. They were just doing their job. Randall is the ultimate anarchist.

This is a sweet, sentimental moment. Ah, welcome to movies. Got to be fast? Oh. I think it's the only time she doesn't have her glasses on. You're right. I just noticed that. It's weird.

Like she's running a register and she's fucking wears glasses, but isn't wearing them. Yeah, no shit. Maybe she's like me. Like up close, like if I'm reading a book, I can, no problem. But trying to see something far away, I can't see fucking 20 feet away, dude. I would hit the car like 20 feet in front of me. He'd give her the same ring. What's that?

Did he give her the same ring that he gave? I don't, I'm asking. I don't know. That's a good question. Just got a new box. That would be so shitty if he did. One ring to rule them all. Did I show the ring that, uh, on the fiancee?

Like, it kind of looked like the same ring. Oh my God. Don't recycle a fucking ring. That's why it's one ring to rule them all. those are some light bags, huh? They must have put like just like some popcorn in them or something. That fucking styrofoam popcorn. Lance, what was the, how do you pronounce her last name?

We interviewed her, Marilyn Chambers? No, we didn't interview her from clerks. giggle iyeyeye uh-oh we mispronounced it at first but uh yes she's returning for the third one

okay oh that's awesome Marilynne Gagabi okay help us out Sean you're the you're the Kevin Smith guy here man come on oh come on don't throw me on the spot like that whatever I say it's going to be

wrong, but she was cool as hell. We'll dig up that interview, Sean, and we're gonna re-upload it, because in case you haven't heard, you know, beep, beep, beep, beep, soul music. Fucked us.

Yeah, they're fucking assholes. Stocksuckers. We had to re-upload every fucking show we've ever done without the music in it, so. God. Yeah. As if they don't make

tough. tons of fucking money and like a threat. The irony is we don't. We did this for fun. Yeah. So whatever. Yeah.

But she was a badass interview. So I would hate to say mispronounce her name, but I think it's Marilyn Gigati. Does that sound about right, Philip? Yeah, no, I know who you're talking about it. I don't, I'm terrible with names. You may do.

Remember we had Emo Kev on the show with us, Brian? Yeah. They got their own store, huh? The rest of our lives. He has a Count Cocula t-shed. Oh my God, he does. And now that one I would wear. But the jacket?

It said, it said, I want to suck your pud. Oh, here comes one of the comic book, man. No shit. Okay, well, there you go, man. Nas left a little too early, huh? One of his homeboys are here. I believe this is coming up

as Walt. Okay. Yeah. I think he's coming out. Mm-hmm. That goddamn lady with the milk. Mm-hmm. Oh, he's not coming out. Just kidding.

Okay. Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, that is Clerks 2. Woo! Brought to you courtesy of our big man, Sean Henry, Sean Henry. Thank you, thank you. Since I got all my notes on my phone and I'm carrying it out with the music, you got to bring us out of this thing, man. That's me, I guess, huh?

Let me see what I can do here. All right, well, definitely. go check us out on www. thehorror returns.com next week. Did you know that, Sean?

We actually have the website up and running, man. Have you been there? Yeah, I saw that. It looks awesome. Thank you.

Hours and hours of blood, sweat, and tears went into that, man. Lance pulled it off. Yeah, you did a good job.

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It helps out. Brought to you, buying. And next week, Sean will be back and jingle bells a ring as we cover the original Gremlins. Awesome.

As well as Brampus. Oh, another movie I love. A movie about that time of the month or what? Christmas is emotional. Yeah. So until the horror returns again, Lance? Actually, you know what? Sean, why don't you take us out, man?

Good night. Good night.