The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #296: New Years Evil (1980) Commentary

Episode Date: January 26, 2022

This week, we celebrate the new year with a commentary of New Years Evil. Cool of the Week includes The Colony, Don't Look Up, The Orville, and sports. We shine the podcast spotlight on Attack of the Final Girls. And next week we announce our winner of the T-shirt contest. Thanks for listening!

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This podcast contains major plot spoilers and the foulest of language. Join us in celebrating the old and the new, the best, and the worst in horror. Welcome back, one and all to the horror returns. I'm Lance, and with me as always are my co-host, Kevin, Brian, and Philip. How's it going, guys? What's up? I'm good to going. Yeah.

Yeah. Glad to be back. Glad to be back. I heard some love for the screen movie, and I heard some hate for it. I thought it was hella good. Yeah, I'm sticking by my original score. I think I gave it a seven, seven and a half. Yeah.

I think it's one of those I need to watch again. I feel like I need to like it. There's so much good stuff. It just didn't click the first time. I'll give it a nine. I loved it. All right. I'm right between Brian and Nez.

I give it an eight, and I predict it's going to be in my top ten. When they had that line about, oh, the last stab movie, wasn't that the guy that directed Knives out? Then they started talking about all the toxic fandom. I'm like, okay, now I see where they're going with this. Yeah, we didn't even bring up all the little subtle nods to things like the one kid, Wes, when he died and everybody was giving them a toast at the end. That really was for West Craven at the party when they were like, this one's for West. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Yep. And it said Elm Street on one of the signs. It was like clear as day. Oh, I didn't catch that. And a lot of the past cast members that were in the movie were in it as a voice. actors like what the fuck, Matthew Lillard. He was the voice

of a ghost face in the stab movie. Really? Yeah. That's cool. Was that Skidholish? Yeah. They just CGI'd him off. And Jamie Kennedy's voice was in it

when the one dude came to break up the party and somebody yells, somebody's dad's breaking up the party. That was Jimmy Kennedy. Nice. It was good to see his sister came back.

Heather, Matt Arazzle. I was glad she came back into it. I hadn't seen her in a while. Well, I loved it, guys.

I thought it was a great way to start the year. I had my own little horror story getting the fuck out of the movie theater because

I had to watch it in the ghetto, in the hood, in Austin. And the mall that I went to, I parked on the wrong side of the

mall for the movie theater, and I had to walk. all the way through the mall, you know, dodging all the people that have the little carts trying to sell your perfume and spray it on you and shit. You have a bunch of homeless crazies? Well, I finally got to the theater, and then by the time the movie was over, they put a

gate down, so I couldn't walk back through the mall. I had to go outside and walk all the way around the mall. I had to walk through the woods. It looked like there was somebody like pimping out there. Like, I don't know, man, a couple of chicks that are in a car with a guy and some other dude was walking up and it was some scary stuff man it was very weird well it ain't easy Austin's got some rough some rough parts but um yeah it's uh it's good to be back with you guys man real good to be back and there's a lot of new material on the the website that I need to

update I got uh I definitely got the web the I was at a wedding for the weekend and got got several people texted our website. So we've got action fans that are going to be tuning in. We got horror fans that are going to be tuning in. I even brought us a couple of wrestling marks to the group, guys. Just doing some grassroots advertising. So hopefully we'll get some listeners. And I guess next week we'll announce our winner. I didn't get a chance to put all the names together for you, Brian, but I think we have 10 entries in the T-shirt contest, so I guess we'll announce that next week. All right, cool.

We'll be sending it to you by high-powered t-shirt gun. Oh, yes, right? Like in a Rockets game. You guys ready for Cool of the Week? Yeah, let's do it. The Rockets. Ouch. Is that your cool of the week, Brian?

No. They haven't been my Cool of the Week all. season. Though that one game when Christian Wood fired that pass and it hit that lady right in her face in the crowd, I felt like that summed up the whole season. Ouch. Football had some good shit going on this weekend, though. Oh, man.

Sorry for the Cowboys, man. They shouldn't. Oh, yeah. The season they had, they should not have lost like that. Yeah, they shit the bed in the first place, but the rest didn't help. I didn't, I didn't know what Dak was thinking. I don't know if that was a him call or what I think we got some coaching changes coming up next season and I'm kind of excited about that although I don't know if we can keep the talent we have but holy shit that Buffalo Chiefs game Oh, no kidding man amazing

Yes, chiefs did overtime. Yeah, it was kind of a flip of the coin because they were kind of scoring at will. It was just a shootout and one of the best games I've ever seen in my life. It was crazy. Yeah, that was a fun game to watch. And I didn't even really give a shit who wins. Yeah. Yeah, I already lost $100 to AJ when Tom Brady almost got him back in. But shit, I guess always go with always bet on Brady is no more going to be a thing, I guess, huh?

Yeah. Apparently Antonio Brown posted something. something on Twitter or something where it was him bouncing off of when he was leaving the game with his shirt off and he like photoshopped a sign in his hand that said bucks loose Ouch that guy's fucking crazy man he is digging his own grave So that's your cool of the week? No, I think my cool of the week I watched the colony on Netflix. Have you guys seen that on me? Is that with Lawrence Fishburn? No. Or is it a show? No, it's a new one. It's a movie. And it was just, I was scrolling past stuff and I was like, oh, this looks interesting. And it's so like the Earth is going to shit. And the last few people move to a different planet and colonized there for a little while. And then years later, like about a generation later, they come back to Earth. And it's like, I don't know, maybe that has happened before.

for. So they come back and then suddenly they're gods to these people and they're oh wow showing them how to build stuff and things like that. It's uh it's it's really interesting. They kind of shit to bed at the ending a little bit. I wish it was better, but uh, the setup was amazing. Hmm. That and uh, I went back and watched Stargate, um, just because it- Movie or TV show? Uh, I watched the movie first. And then, I started watching the TV show, and as cheesy and stupid as it is, I kind of love it. It's like Star Trek makes Hercules.

Jesus. Yeah, that's all I got this week. I watched a movie that came out last year. That one with Leonardo on Netflix. Don't look up? Yeah, that one. Yeah? That movie was awesome.

You liked it, huh? It just made me laugh through the whole thing on how in the face of danger, everyone just loses it and says, fuck it. But then what are you supposed to do? When you knew the end was coming, there wasn't nothing you could do, but just party and cheat on your wife and all that. That's what they did in a night of the comet, right? Yeah.

Well, there was hardly anyone there. There was still everyone here. Partyed like it's 1999. Yeah, I mean, everyone just went wild. I mean, that's, there's nothing you can do. Like, what if, what if, how many comments are supposed to hit the earth since we've been alive and nothing's happened? But if it happens, then we can do. I just hope to be right near the blast.

Easy out, huh? Yeah, I could just boom, hit, boom, done. I don't want to feel it. I don't want to survive. Well, nobody was going to survive it. But the ending was hilarious. If you guys haven't seen it, I won't spoil it. Indian.

Yeah. Just made me laugh. That was great. There was one that came close, not too long ago. Like a couple of weeks ago. Didn't one come pretty close? They're always coming close, man. Yeah.

Didn't they, like, miss this by a few miles? Yeah. They probably weren't a few miles, but in the scheme of things, it was pretty close. Merrill Street was awesome. The cake Blanchet, she was awesome. right right it was it just made me laugh I felt uh I thought it was gonna be serious but then it it just it just went off it just I was laughing at everything more than feeling serious the ending was a little sad but hey what can you do

couldn't hide they couldn't hide up on that after credit scene yeah I got wacky oh yeah that's right but uh that was that was hilarious I was probably like the funniest thing I watched this week. I'm on quarantine going on four days. Oh, no, you got it? No, I don't. Knock on wood. A buddy of mine, he tested positive. I was around him on Thursday. Okay. So he was like, hey, man, I was like on my way to Texas.

If you guys listening to, was it action returns or stream, he's one of those ones, I already told the story. but um okay yeah so i was i was on my way to the airport he called said yeah man uh i'm i tested positive so i was like fuck so i just turned around came home and i've been sitting here in the studio playing myself and watching movies and just playing playing on my my drum set when i can been doing that and just yeah nothing else i can do recorded a bunch of east Society stuff. Check out our anchor our anchor feed. The Zs and I have been doing a lot of just

finding lists, like the best this, best that, and the last one we put out was about Denzel Washington. It was like 14 movies that he should have said no to. Oh no, I've got that one down. I've got about 27 podcasts downloaded

right now that I need to catch up on. Denzel's in a bunch of those. And shout out to Taylor. We did. an ESP Rewind for some movie called Oh fuck

Reroni Kenshin or whatever it was That sounds right It was a manga Then it was an anime Now they made a live action movie in 2012 And they just released Two more movies

The last two movies Last year in 2021 But man I'll put this down as cool as a week too It's an old movie But man that movie was fucking awesome if you love like samurai swords and minimal hand-to-hand stuff

but it wasn't actually really good movie I don't know how how it compares to the manga or the anime but the live action and me never even hearing about this or knowing anything about it I loved it I know the first three movies are on Blu-ray I just ordered the first three so I'm going to watch the next two when they get here

and then I'll have to search for the last too whenever they come out but I think they're out so I don't know I have to find them and um but yeah man that shit was awesome yeah shout out to Taylor we did that and uh

zizo and I did some more stuff which will slowly come out whenever I got nothing but time right now so I've just been going nuts in here must must be nice after the last two weeks I've had you're like man a house

rest. Yeah, well, I can't, I've just been walking to the bathroom and that's about it, but I've been in here. Luckily, I got TV, computer, all my recording stuff, and my drums are in here, so. Yeah, you're sad, man, you're sad. Yeah, I'm all right. So if the end of the world happens, then I don't have all this. Yeah, go out with the bang. If a meteor hits, man, hit my house. It's like it just ended all. I don't want to survive. thing like that. Brian, you got one or you want me to jump in? You can jump in.

All right. So, yeah, I've just got one. I am finally getting around to watch in season two of the Orville, Seth McFarlane show. But there's about three different producers from different Star Trek series that are involved in it. It's kind of like Star Trek, but with a comedy twist to it. like there's a couple of characters that are there for, you know,

for pure comic relief. And, you know, I mean, God, I've seen the first season. You've seen the first, see, I'd seen the first season.

I kind of gave up on it because a bunch of other shit came up. But when I found out that Hulu picked it up and season three is finally going to premiere March 10th of this year, I'm like, okay, fuck it. I'll go back and catch two. It's a surprisingly good show, man.

for, I thought it was going to be just, you know, cheeseball comedy, but it gets, it gets very serious at times, and it's got a lot of, it kind of, it's like the older Star Trek shows where it's sort of more of a story of the week, rather than how Deep Space Nine became more of a, you know, serialized thing. There's a couple of two-parters, but for the most part, it's just like, reminds you a lot of next generation. You remember those old shows, Philip? Yeah.

And I've seen a couple of episodes of this one. I just haven't ever got totally into it. It looks good, though. Yeah, I'm loving it. I'm loving it. Great special effects. Really good characters, lots of comedy, and then some serious shit, too,

where you want it. Really, really good stories. So my cool of the week is the Orville. Not to watch that. Nice. Okay, let me get this first one out the way. Amniville in the hood. I'm not going to say.

say don't watch it. I'll say, go watch it. Our friend of the show, Jen Nangle is in it. Yeah, support Jen. There you go. Is it as good as Lepp in the hood? No. No. Okay. Do they at least have a

piccolo or a magic flute? No. Damn. A devil weed. Yeah. Although having said that Leap in the hood was kind of amazing. Yes. The bar is kind of high. there so I can't like I said I can't say don't watch it support Jen you know

friend of the show and she's in it but my cool the week moving on my cool the week really demon quality Jen's in it my cool the week will have to be fucking sports and just sports entertainment period nice okay amazing playoff football going on right now I'm I've been entertaining by every game. The past UFC 270, great main event. Who won that one?

In Gano. I figured, okay. But he won with wrestling. Huh. A guy that's known for knocking people out, and then he revealed after the fight that in training camp, he tore his MCL and ACL just completely blew it out.

And you can kind of see there was something up before the fight happened. Because he had, like, I mean, Francis and Ghanu. Francis and Ghanu? He's going to be in the new jackass movie. If you've seen the YouTube clips, he's about to punch someone in the nuts. Oh, he punched, um, danger Aaron in the balls.

That's Francis. Yeah, okay. I saw that clip, man, dude, that's, he had a cup on, man, but he's still, I don't care. That's still hurt. Yeah, and if you watched the whole clip, I don't, I couldn't do it. They lied to him. They told him they were bringing in a lightweight, and they bring in the UFC heavyweight champion. And Inganu, of all

people. That guy's a monster. Who is he fighting? He's fighting Cyril Ghan up and coming. It was a great fight. It didn't. It wasn't the you know, the big punches thrown

that Ingana were used to see him from Ngano kind of saw a different side of his game that nobody knew he had. And for him to, you know, come out there with with, you know, blown out knees. still fighting still winning yeah and that was his last yeah went the distance last fight on his contract so he kind of cards are in his favor from renegotiation he wants to fight tyson

fury in a boxing match Tyson said let's do it oh all right i kind of like these crazy boxing crossovers and those dumbass youtube kids yeah stuff they're kind of fun I can't wait until... Is Mike Tyson fighting one of them? They said he was fighting Jake Paul, and then when they asked Mike, he was like, it was news to him. He's never heard of it.

Oh. So kind of let me down, because... Mike Tyson still beats, too. I would think Mike Tyson and Jake Paul would be two hits. Tyson hit him and him hits the ground. They would put some kind of clause in where he's not allowed to knock Jake Paul out.

or something. That'd be this bullshit. I want to see him get his ass. I'd love to see that, wouldn't you, Philip? Yeah, that'd be great. And real quick, I'll talk about it more when we do wrestling returns, but Nez, you watching GCW? No, I just see clips.

I just watched their last pay-per-view. The world is GCW, and if you love the old-school ECW back in the day, Extreme Championship Wrestling, you'll be. you'll be into GCW. And then a lot of familiar faces showed up, like John Moxley, Ruby Soho, a bunch of people.

Okay. So, yeah, sports. There you go. All right. Well, we're,

we're moving right along, aren't we, Phil? There we are. Are we skipping news and stuff tonight? Yeah, I think we're moving on to, I don't even think we're doing any feedback

tonight. I didn't have time to put any together this week. Oh, that maybe the last one that's on there. Okay. All right, then let's move on to our featured attraction and the comment. Oh, we got one podcast shout out, though, right? Okay, yeah. Let's see.

This week, the podcast spotlight shines on Attack of the Final Girls. Join hosts and friends Juliet and Teresa as they analyze new and classic horror films, the good, the bad, and the bizarre. We'll talk about the moments that resonate, the things that fall short, and how we see ourselves reflected in film or not. Find it wherever you get your podcasts. So attack on the final girls. Attack of the final girls. And they said thank you for the shoutout.

All right. Cool. And of course our show intro comes from Steve Carlton, who we had on the show last week, of the League of Geeks. Did not like screen. Right. Our artwork comes from Natsulani. Check her out on Instagram. And please consider becoming a Patreon patron if you'd like to help us out.

We'll let you pick the movies for a future show at any amount. And for $5 or more a month, also pick a commentary for a future bonus show. And if you have a chance, please give us a five-star Apple podcast review. And you may win a T-shirt or some other cool shit. Yeah, Brian, Lonnie told me he still wants his commentary, man. Yeah, Lonnie's going to fucking get it. Aye. What about Nas's picks, man?

Nez has three picks coming. Yeah, we tried a couple times. We just got to get the... We got to make sure he's on here. Okay. Yeah, I'm busy. Busy man. Yeah.

All right. Well, let's start our commentary for a new year. evil. It's on YouTube case you didn't know. Is that what we're using? That's what I'm going to use. Hour and 25 minutes. It'd be easier for all on the same thing.

I'm on epics. Yeah. Let's just hope they don't like throw some commercials in there or something. They will. I got premium so I don't get, I don't do that. I'm above all that. Commercials.

Let me double check to make sure Maybe it's got something you guys have Okay Because I'm on epics Yeah it says watch on epics I just don't have it That's like the one thing I don't have Out of all of them

New Year's Evil is streaming on Epics and Phillips Arch Nemesis Paramount Plus It's on that too Do I need to switch over to Paramount Plus? No, just stay to YouTube.

I'm going to stay where I'm at. I'm good. I'm good. It's clear. It looks like a beautiful picture. So I think. No, no commercials.

All right. Have you guys seen this? Never. Once. Nope. Once. I saw this one was brand new in the theater. I figured you did.

Now, I'm going to guess hella good, right? I saw it with Halloween 2. I went to go see Halloween 2 and then this was the second movie. The double feature. Yeah. So it's a canon movie, right? Yeah.

It's like the opening band. All right. Well, we've got some trivia for you. During a New Year's Eve celebration, this is more of a synopsis, actually. A Los Angeles disc jockey receives a phone call saying that when New Year strikes in each time zone, someone will be murdered. And she will be the last one. I don't know what that means. That's ambitious.

Yeah. So they must start an awesome. Australia then, right? Don't they have New Year's first before any of us? I think so. Is that the way it works? I think so. Director is Emmett Alston,

also known for nine deaths of the Ninja and Demon Warp. Okay, in case your fans are those. Amazing, that might be coming to action. I see a ninja one. That was a long time ago, though. Is it worth it? I don't remember. writer is Leonard Neubauer.

Neubauer, I'm sorry. Also known for Black Snake and The Lady Wants Mink. Yeah. I would think it would be the lady wants black snake. Maybe that's the sequel. That's the other one. It's a different show. All right.

Here's the trivia. Here's the trivia. The song that the first, caller asked for is we don't need no education. This is a joker in reference to Pink Floyd's hit song, another brick in the wall. Although that's probably pretty

obvious. During the first call made by the killer, it is mentioned that the voice modulation makes him sound like the Phantom. This is a reference to the titular character from Phantom of the Paradise. Now, the Phantom

and that sounds cooler than this. You sure it's not the Phantom Menace? I was going to say that. The Phantom of the Paradise. I don't even know what that is. What? No. Oh, man.

What? I just picked that up recently on the Screen Factory version. Yeah. Let me guess. Steelbox. No, I wish, man. Okay. If they had it.

Yeah, if they had it, I'd have it. All right. Where the hell is it? All right. It's somewhere in these movies. I know I just picked it up, but I like that movie. It's goofy. That can be one of your picks.

All right. Let's start the show. I'm at zero. All right. I'm ready. Count down here. Three, two, one, go. Somebody turn theirs up.

All right. Let me see if I get my turned up right now. Yep, there's the Canon Group. When you see that, you know, shit's about to get real. Oh, yeah. Okay. Can y'all hear? Yeah.

The music in this is fucking awesome. A little out, bro. All right. So we've got to adjust it down a bit. The seedy streets of Hollywood, I think. How's that, man? I'm good. You know what time it is, eh?

That's, um... I think. that's pinkie tuscadero is it I think they're in L.A., but they got Bronx accents. I think that's her. What's her make her

call it? Epidase. Yeah, I think so. Fonzie was banging. Leather Tuscadale's her cousin. Oh, that's right. Yeah, that always wore the leather jacket. Yeah.

That was Susie Quattro is a leather. Susie Quattro. Oh, man, those were the days. The rouge on her face, that does not look good at all. It's a little too. Kind of looks, maybe looks like a drag queen a little bit. David Bowie.

Right. It's very 80s. Well, that's for sure. So this was 1980, Nez? I guess. I didn't see there. All right. That's a damn good.

picture for YouTube for an 1980 movie. No kidding. Class of 1984 is on here as well. And it's nice and clear. Ah, nice to know. Although you guys have covered that before, so I listened to you. You almost did a play-by-play on that one,

Naz. He went to pretty much every fucking scene in it. It's not the sequel. I don't know. The garbage. Oh, yeah. You and Brian, you all did that for the action returns, right? The robots? I like that one. We covered that one, do, didn't we?

The first one. Ah. That has nothing to do with the second one. Nothing. All right. So this must be the chick that's in Australia, right? She's going to go down first? I think he's only doing American times on it.

Ah, okay. So would we start on the west coast or the east coast, Naz? The rest of the world doesn't count. I think I go east. Okay. Man's in the West. All right, well, it's going to be a short movie. It's only going to be four deaths.

Oh, no, five. I forgot about Alaska. How dare I, Brian? I know. Oh, wait, there's Hawaii, too. There's Hawaii. Yeah. Yeah, Raz Kelly, that's Pinky.

I'd look that up, be sure. Good old Pinky, huh? Oh, man, we didn't even get to see her, take her top off. Come on. God damn it. What the hell kind of 1980 movie is this? Yeah, fucking killer.

Are they not going to show the deaths? Nope. Oh, man. Kip Niven. What kind of name? Chris Wallace. I never heard of any of these people. Never heard of Kip Niven?

Never. Oh, man. This actually reminds me of another cool of the week, not to interrupt the awesome movie so far. But The Peacemaker? Have you guys seen that at all? No! I haven't seen it yet.

That's great. Yeah, don't spoil it. Don't spoil it. I can't even listen to Yos Copa Kai commentary or talk yet because I haven't even seen it yet. The one thing I've heard, you got at least watch it for the opening.

Yes. I saw that video. But they've got a lot of glam metal in there. The peacemaker? Yeah. Some street tufts. No shit. There's those titties.

And they take some political pot shots, but it's... Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Everyone else. And one side of the other, or is it pretty much making fun of everybody? Yeah.

It's one side. It's so much more fun when they make fun of both sides. I know. But it's not super obvious and it. Right. Not that bad about it. It at least goes with the story. All right.

Was that Iron Man on the motorcycle? That looked like Iron Man. Tony Stark. No, he's in tough turf. Listen to Stream Feene. everyone. All right. We'll be talking about that soon.

Yeah. See, this is a rugged. I believe this, I think they shot it in 79, so this is late 70s. You want to talk about

his makeup? Punk in Hollywood, California. I don't care, man. No disrespect to anyone that lives in Hollywood, but man,

Hollywood. Well, we got a low rider in the background. Hollywood is rocked. The music is ahead it's time because this sounds a lot like that you know mid to late 80s hair metal. No, not even

this is... No? No, this is like the wannabe punk early new wave crap. Yeah, I can hear a little bit of a disco vibe in the in the beat. See, these are the days man, you can ride in the back

packed, no seat belts. Everybody's got beer in their hand. Right from the top. Right there. They rolled like 10 deep in a Cadillac. Tickets. What the fuck? That's a comb. He's getting excited, man.

This almost looks like TV show quality right here. Lifetime Network or something. This guy's the killer. Is that the killer? I don't know. Probably. The first time I saw this, We came in at the very end of this film.

Okay. So I saw who the killer was and what was going to happen. And I was like, oh, man. Yeah, that's whack, dude. You don't have to see the killer. And then they sit through the whole movie. Yeah, so it was spoiled to me. Because we got there.

I wanted to see Halloween before anything. So we watched all Halloween, too. Then this one came on. So I'm like, well, it's already ruined for me. So I know who it is. Yeah. Well, I might as well, sit through it. right? Yeah, I did.

Did you guys sneak some beer in or anything? Shit, I was what, nine years old when this came out? Oh, I guess not. I hope not. I was nine years old. Sneaks some candy. Start it in, right? No, this is when my

cousins and her friend ruined my popcorn by putting goobers in it. Remember that? That's insane. That's good, man. Not goobers. goobers, I'm sorry, raisinets. Raisinettes.

Oh, man. Yes, you just can't appreciate it, dude, the sweet and the savory, man. No, no. It's raisins. I love raisins, but not in my popcorn. You keep your raisins away from me.

Oh, I was so mad. You had to go take a shit halfway through the movie, right? No, I fucking made her go buy me another bucket of popcorn because they ruined mine. I was hell of mad. Oh, man.

Where's your sense of adventure? Not with that. So it's New Year's Eve. They're in the club. Hollywood something. I can't even read. What does I say? Hollywood Hotline.

This is a game show? I guess. It's just like a party and everyone's there. There's bands and all these wannabe punks. This is movie punks. Not the real punks. Yes. I got you.

I got you. Like even the one, well, the ones in that class in 1984, they were real. Right. See, because punks wouldn't even be at this type of TV party with Pinky and all that. No.

Right, for sure. They'd be pissing on each other and all that. Yeah, those old 80s punk club, I remember that. Guys just peeing in the corners and not caring. Right. Spitting on the lead singer. Yeah.

Trying to pick a fight with the the drummer. Anything, man. Oh, wow. They're all over the country. So they got Chicago, New York, and I guess they're in L.A., huh? Is anyone ever been to New York for New Year's Eve?

Do what? Has anyone ever been to New York for New Year's Eve, like Times Square? Never. I was there before Christmas, and I saw where the ball was going to drop and everything, but I've never been there for New Year's. It just seems like way too many people.

People. Especially right now, huh? Well, yeah. But I mean, even before that, I was like, yeah. Not interesting. Yeah, what if you have to go jammed this, right? Yeah. There's that joke. Oh, this was like this was like the old, uh, like what was Memorial Day or whatever when they did the, uh, uh, uh, oh. It's Peter Frampton. Yeah, it looks like he's deep-throating that auto-tuner. Murder. Like Dr. Evil. It's kind of hard to take this guy serious.

I guess it's not him. Well, you never know. Could be a scream situation where it's more than one killer. Crazy trips. Hey, a real punk band. Yeah, exactly. I'm same as you, Naz. I'm rolling my eyes, dude.

dude. But then, I mean, I do remember seeing bands like this. Right. I never. This style, I mean, not the music, but the fashion style. Sure. I was never into any of that. One of my friends was, I still wish we had pictures of them.

I think he'd burned them all. Got rid of that. He swears to this day like, oh, hell, I don't know, I'm dressed like that. And we said, dude, yes, you did. Shut up. Lucky there was no cell phones back then. Did he ever put a, like, a safety pin through his nose or anything like that? No, but he had them all over his clothes.

I remember that. Right. I think the kids still do that today. I think so. With the safety pins. He had like a... I don't know how they get through the metal detector at the airport, but... He had a little tie with a bunch of safety pins all the way down.

Oh, they're getting crazy. Flying the guitar. This dancing. This dancing does not compare to the dancing and tough turf. No. Shout out to Jim Carroll. Hey, where is Tough Turf streaming? Because I haven't listened to that show yet.

Prime. Prime. Okay, got you. I'll check it out. Who's in Tough Turf again? Is that Emilio Estevez? Or am I thinking of something else? No, James Spader.

Okay. Was it Kim Richards? Yeah. Robert Downey Jr. Oh, Robert Downey. All right. So Ironbans in that one then.

Before the junior was added. What the fuck? Is that like a salad or something? Like Coleslaw. Coleslaw? Jesus Christ. How wouldn't you just take the bag? That would have been easier, right?

What the fuck? This guy's stealthy. Yeah. Get some sleepaway camp vibes here. He's going to pick up a big, Boiling pot of weenies. No, they don't hide who the killer is in this at all. Right.

Is that an insane asylum? Yeah. They got to celebrate two. What the fuck? They need to party too. Is that a Santa Claus? Got it for Christmas. Oh, man.

This is ridiculous. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh man Those nurses I'm sure they get a lot of good pills though huh Smash that fucker with a shoe Right This guy was um

Uh Kip Nevin He was one of the cops and um The enforcer You guys have seen that The enforcer Yeah That just came out didn't it a couple years ago

came out 73 not the enforcer I'm sorry Magnum force Magnum Force I'm sorry Magnum Force oh okay dirty Harry Yeah and he was the dude in Earthquake He was a guy that

He was the one telling everyone That there was an earthquake coming and no one believed him And then all hell broke loose Don't forget airport I have not seen that movie forever I just mainly remember him from Earthquake and Magnum Force that fresh little radio

cassette player too one speaker those were the days it's on an 8 track right party I don't remember ever nurses wearing those hats no

I think they did in England or something right isn't that a UK thing like in Clockwork Orange and stuff like that they wore those hats a long time ago a very long time you know I was kind of thinking the punk scene here kind of looks more like

England punk scene. Does it? Well, I don't know. It seemed like it did. I wouldn't live that. I can see that. This guy. Matt could tell us, right? He's a DJ. The feathered hair.

Did you have that? Matt, or Matt, Lance. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, I had the feathered hair and then my senior year, I got a perm. So we'd like the same. Please, please, let me see the picture. I think I can find the pictures.

I got my graduation picture. I had to throwback Thursday. I never had no perm. I never got a Mohawk. I wanted to, though. So you went with a perm instead. All right. Yeah, I went with a perm.

Didn't go with a Mohawk, went with a perm. I don't know what these guys are listening to. The fuck? Like, fucking Stevie Ray Vaughn or something. The blues. Muddy waters. Everybody just looks... They must say, all right, act stupid.

Right. Somebody dose the punch. Yeah, no shit. They definitely look like they're all tripping. L-A-P-D. What can we do for you? Well, number one, don't shoot me. Yeah.

Jesus. Frankly, if you'll excuse my saying, so you've got to expect that to protect me. So y'all said this is pinky, huh? Yeah, it's her. All right. Pinky Tuscalero. She's not nearly as pretty as she was on the TV show, or as I remember her.

Let's put it that way. It was a long time ago. Yeah, I know, I know. But this movie was a long time ago. 1980. She really looks really manly, to be honest with you. She was born in 42. Somebody do the math.

She could have been that old then. A 38, right? How old is she now? Well, she's pretty old in Greece. She's so old. She wasn't in Greece. Oh. Oh, yeah.

No, no, no. We're talking happy days. Happy days. Happy days. And I guess that was the 70s, right? Yes, 76. Oh, shit. I got you.

It was a while ago. She was in three episodes. It finally clicked. Right. I was like, oh, the chip from Greece. Oh, no. Happy days. I got you.

Close enough. You know, the 50s. One of them. Leather jackets. Motorcycles. Mm-hmm. Oh. The hell's that guy playing on TV.

That's weird. Look at the Devo glasses he's wearing. They still make those? I want some of those. Probably. Probably for like 80s kick throwback parties and stuff. I want one of those Devo hats. My friend got one.

When the pandemic started, that red little stare Devo hat. Sure, sure. It's got a face shield in the front of it. Are you serious? Yeah, she cuts hair, so she wears that. She has a mask on and she puts that on over. That's funny. Everybody was cleaning up when the pandemic started with the little masks.

That Devo one, that one was pretty fresh, though, I want to get one. Pretty cool. What the fuck is he taken? I don't know. Quailudes. Quaylund. He wants to party with three of them. Big pink horse pills.

Yeah, man. Yeah, this is Pinky's son. I don't even know his name. Right. He's Derek. Okay, Derek. Pinky is Diane and this Sullivan, this is Derek Sullivan.

He looks like a guy. Derek. I don't know. Matt, did you say this guy's the killer? Yeah. Okay. Just shoving his

tongue down her throat. So how does he get from the East Coast to the West Coast? He's in the West Coast. But I thought Hold on, dude, I'm confused.

He said he's going to kill somebody for each time zone. It doesn't mean he's going to go to New York, kill someone, then go to Denver and kill someone.

I thought I thought he was going to go to the time zone and kill somebody Oh And like get on a plank in Santa Claus He's just so sick and tired of Christmas He goes around on New Year He starts killing bitches

Party hats and Those party blowers in everyone's mouth The sane asylum Oh man I was I said did it freeze There's like nobody Around this hospital Isn't that the case in horror movies?

Yeah, hit record. Reaching his back pocket. Switch blade. Offscreen kills. I was about to say, I assume she's getting stabbed. Oh, she's definitely getting sad. I don't know who this band is, but this is a different band. I always wonder, these bands and these movies, were they real bands, or were these just actors?

They threw instruments in their hands. and right I don't know what these fools are doing they weren't they weren't stage diving that was just driving that's how parkour started

this guy with the headbands on some good drugs it's like everyone must be drugged everyone looks like they're tripping on something I can't remember what the hotlines were for

evil Oh, boy. This is bad. It's got to carry that big radio around, room. She should have had it, like, playing live in the crowd. Nobody would have cared in that crowd. And then, owler. They're all still dancing.

There's not even the music. The Crawford Sanitarium. Can you still get those little things? I want one for the show. The little auto tuner? Yeah. Great music, right? In the 80s, man, there's no one in the hospitals ever.

Yeah, it's a good double feature with Halloween, too. I was just thinking that. Walking around an empty hospital. She spilled ketchup on her shoe, it looks like. I was going to say, that's not a ton of blood. Right. so was he just stabbing her in the throat or I guess

looks like he slitter throat but I assume he was stabbing her in the stomach he's just what's with this guy he's just a little depressed rich rich kids something's never changed that's not his clothes is it no his mom's because he's at he's at the

wherever this party wherever this party's going on he's at that I think he just wanted to spend time with his family but right work is more important I think I don't really

remember what his problem was if he wants to spend time wearing that eh it's got his kid's got a creepy relationship with his mom come on come on really come on you guys never did that

Get your mom's panty hose. Only when I was going to rob a bank. Dog day afternoon or something. Seriously, I mean, seriously, you never took your mom's pantos and stuck it over your head? Come on. Take that as a yes. Because I did. We learn something new every day, Naz.

He's accessorizing now. This is a different band? She's just grinding on the guitar player. Looks like it. I do not have a shirt like that. Well, it looks like they are playing. They're not just... Looks that way, isn't it?

They're not just strumming it and not holding the chords. No, this kid's a weirdo. Have you guys ever did a commenter? for prom night? I don't think so. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet.

I love that one. That was a big 10-hour dance scenes in that one. Right. This band sounds a little harder. Is that Frankenfurter? Who is your show at the Rocky Horpicture picture show? See, now the crowd is not as high as it was before. It looks that way.

They calm down a little bit. They spread it all out. Right? They start drinking some water. This shit's fresh right here. I wish mine could get this thick. He looks badass right here. He's about to show you how.

It's a me, Mario. Yeah. Look like a fucking caterpillar. Bill, if you dressed up as Mario, didn't you? Your son was Luigi one year? Yeah, I was Luigi. He was Mario. Oh, okay. My mustache was not near as Bert Reynolds, though.

Was that the year I dressed up as Green Arrow or the year I dressed up as Chuckie? I think it was the one you dressed up as Chuckie. I can't remember. Okay. Oh, we were tripping both times. I think the first year was acid and the second year was mushrooms, right? Green Arrow. Well, she just found out that the killer was real.

uh-oh okay there's a different party yeah this is like the drunk older crowd right the porn the porn stash right look look at that hair so it's right in like extra feather oh pull out the brown cigarettes the bent in the hedges pull those out you got the gold chain Hell yeah, unbutton that shirt. Leisure shoe there. I'm sure he's got a cocaine spain on that necklace somewhere, right? Got an eight ball in his pocket. Right.

And baby, he's ready to roar. I'd rather be at the other party. Yeah, this is a little too bland. too bland. Who wants a mustache ride? Oh, salad. This is a someone. Doesn't even match his hair.

Color. It looks like that guy in This Is Us, the guy who played Rocky Balboa's son in the movies. It's got like a fucking black mustache but brown hair oh what is his name the dude from heroes god damn

Milo something yeah myel venta venta that's it three more times isn't it two more times or is he counting Hawaii I don't know you got a wonder is he is he counting mountain time Alaska

Hawaii I mean it could go on and on Tonga This guy's very forceful when he talks to him. Is he? It's the mustache. Oh, he does look just like fucking Milo and this is us. Dead ringer. That must be where they got the idea from this movie.

Well, what better way to go early 80s than slap on a mustache and put some tiny shorts on? You're right. Larry Bird style. This is Luis Mordis. Mortis, I think that's her name. Okay. She was,

what's her name? The girlfriend in Death Race 2000. I was going to say she does look familiar. Machine Gun Joe for Turbo. Oh, God. She's been in all the guns of so. I think that's her. No.

now that you, yeah, now that you mention it, I've seen her show up in a bunch of those 70s and 80s movies. That was the director, the cameraman. Was it? Yeah, I'm looking at trivia. Philip, you missed that bit of trivia, man.

I guess so. Yeah, well, you know, there's so many notable parts to this movie. Sure, sure. There is again. It looks like a director. Is he singing skunk nuts? No idea.

Different times in the late 70s. They got a Devo groove to him a little bit there. Ah, two for one. Yeah, that works. Leisure suit, Larry, who said that? Yeah, that was me. Hey. Yeah, that's a kind of car.

Hey, Bill. Now that we've got an Oculus, Brian, do you think they have leisure suit Larry VR? I'm sure. But we can find one. That is her from Death Race. Yeah. Death Race. I haven't seen that movie in hell long.

It's been a while. Remember the remake? Who was in that? Was it? Jason Statham. Okay. I liked it. I didn't see the second one,

but I liked that. That remake was all right. Yeah, it wasn't bad. I remember enjoying it. Sequels get bad. That's to be expected. Well, she's saved. Just don't leave.

Right. Stay on the air. Make sure you got security. Yeah, just hang tight. Keep everybody around you. Go tell your son, pull that panty hose off his head and get downstairs and party.

Well, he's our, already partying. He's partying by himself. I took those three horse pills. That's right. And this guy is driving around Hollywood. He's partying. Oh, man. Partying with the nurse. And I picked up these two chicks at the bar.

Right. To get that mustache wet. How can they? They must be drunk to not notice. Look at this fake shit on his face. You think so? How do you think that mustache is going to smell in the morning? It'll come off.

Oh, oh, it's the only... Better hurry. No, he's got to get... Oh, he's got to hit his deadline, huh? Yep. Pull over in the alley. Yep. Different times.

You can just jam three people on the front. Yeah. No seat belts. This is the all-or-nothing day. boys and girls she's probably sitting on the stick shift no

yeah there's no wonder she's talking about transcendental meditation oh shift move forward she can't be

comfortable while she's sitting there there's no seat right there those cars are small right I'll kill her already yeah Brian's ready

to get to get this show on the road, huh? Yeah, I can't wait for the next on off-screen death. Off-stream death. This guy needs to go. He needs to show up with fright mirror. Yeah? Is he still alive? Yeah.

Oh, no, my bad. He passed. I was going to say he should be dressed like that, though. So this is, this is Kip Niven? Or is that the other kid? Yeah, that's him. 2019, he passed. a 70. Oh, man.

Let me guess he got COVID a year before anybody else got it, right? I don't know. Can we make a pit stop? Just snap her neck. You'll be all right. Yeah. Are we rooting for the killer? I think we are. Just do it deathproof

and slam on the brakes. As Brian said, let's just do another off-screen death and then show the body 10 minutes later. Does this show sell champagne and liquor stores? corner liquor stores? Probably. I mean, Shamp.

Pipple. It's not the greatest, but you can get it. Oh. Is she on the stick shift? I think she is. Look at her. Here you go.

Take a wig. Breathe into this. Yeah. Come on. Really? We were just talking about this, Brian. How fucking stupid. Yeah, you kind of had that coming.

God. They never go for the plastic. Really? There must be a hole in there because that thing would have been sucking in and out of her mouth. I know. Did he at least ask her paper or plastic? Did he at least give her the option? No, I just wanted to show her this neat plastic bag.

Yeah, he said he had some... This was fucking horrible. Who picked this movie? I did. Is that Wilchamberlin? This is the 80s classic. I don't know, but he's about a foot dollar. she is or two

left of there uh oh at least she got some champagne she can play Edward 40 hands I'll by herself to get some hobo and party Cinderella shoe get some hobo

she got the bottle I was just part yeah right this was Lance walking back from the movies oh man Why leave her shoes behind? This killer is no good, man. This is ridiculous.

Seriously? Wait, wait, watch. Jesus. Least little clues. Watch. I'll touch that in my bare hands. Hell no. Yeah.

See? He set it up. Two for one. Nobody's on the streets. Oh, man. It's New Year's. Man, we were at that wedding over the weekend, and there were like eight bottles of champagne that I had to get open really, really quick, because it was the toast. Like, we were a little bit disorganized, running late.

Wait, is that him? Or is that her son? That's the guy. Oh, okay. With a mustache, well, he took it off. All right. My bad. I was all right. I mean an interrupt the story. No, back back to the wedding, Phil. This chick came up. She said, you just have to shimmy it to get the bottle open really quick. And I said, what do you mean shimmy? She said, hey, her, let me show you. She grabbed the champagne bottle with both of her hands and like twisted it twice and popped it right off.

She did it with all eight bottles. And I looked over at my cousin. I said, I kind of wish my wife could do that. She was she was shimmy in that champagne, man. that didn't look suspicious some guy no shirt on and trunk open they just drive around by you think that's suspect

well so where are they now Chicago oh they're still oh that's right it's all in LA god damn it's fucking confuses me man

yeah you got a whole different movie going on in your head no I honestly thought he had to go to a different time zone that's how they should do the remake

you thought he originally was going to start in Australia you. No, we should do a remake with the guy's got a fucking private jet, right? And so he's able to fly to each time zone and do a murder. No way you can do that. You don't think so?

Kill people at the airport, then get back in your plane and fly out. Just fly real low and clip one and keep going. I guess that would work. Uh-oh. What is this? They got a call. In here. the chick at the bag on her head

does she just blink something over here probably threw up something green why did they not look shocked like at all to LA's finest we got another one I'm sorry man this park is closed

you're gonna have to leave yeah moose moose at the entrance should have told you right Phil yeah So she was at the top of the slide until they came and slid down at the right time? Yep.

It's because they picked up the little wallet. He sent like a trap. Oh, okay. So this is the guy that inspired Jigsaw. Jigsaw didn't kill nobody. Yeah, but he set all these elaborate traps and shit, right? This fool is running around killing everyone. What was with the book?

He's going to be a priest now. Mother Teresa next to Confucius. Are you serious? I miss that. I don't know what that was. Uh-oh. There they come. Uh-oh.

Now he's in trouble. The bikers. Street Tufts. Yeah. Fuck you. Mustache. Oh, you don't have no more. See?

Good old days. No helmets on any. especially in California they get you quick one of the bikes had radio strapped to his front of his motorcycle right with a cassette how you do it

did they require helmets in California? Yep they don't in Texas man it's a wild west down there I was telling you I had a bike for a long time I didn't wear a helmet unless I was going on a trip

uh-oh here we go oh he's dressed as a priest that's why they called him Padre put that shit in reverse and cut right they wouldn't have been trying to just unlock it they would have busted those windows

hella cool yeah no shit stupidest fucking bikers ever huh they're to slash his tires hella fast yeah stupid there you go ah here we go where the fuck did this come from all of a sudden

I thought this was just a simple slash movies. It's an action movie now. Yeah. Just drive around for a few more minutes till 11 and then just run them over. Am I on the wrong podcast? How did I end up on the action returns?

35 mile an hour car chase. I don't remember driving guys wearing that. The motorcycle riders are coming up into the drive-thru. Oh, no, he got away from him, huh? He's gone too fast.

Blood feasts. Is he jacking off? He scares. He's hiding. Hey. Oh, well. I don't get paid enough for this shit. How did they know where he went?

Those are the good old days. Old ass. Mm-hmm. Seventies horror movies. movies of the driving. Oh, yeah. The town that dreaded sundown, the old trombone. Those are the days.

You can't even see the screen from the backseat like that. Who cares? I guess you're not. If I wouldn't give a fuck. He's not, he's not even looking at the screen. Right. He's looking where he'd usually be looking. Yeah, she's a light and smoking that little dooby.

Right. And not even caring. He does kind of look like he just beat all. It does. It does. Meanwhile, Pinky's son, I'm sure the fucking quailudes are kicking in big time, huh? He's going to turn into the wolf of Wall Street. Barely be able to get out of the car. Better punch it now.

Right. We'll steal another car. Damn, for a stone cold killer, he sure is a pussy. there's like a whole biker gang he can't take him all he should have a gun or something shouldn't he can't have gun to California

not even in 1980 kick him in his balls what was that what was that biker gang from any which way but loose the black widows the black widows and whoever's in that car

didn't see this they're watching the move movie. Oh, that was them. He was occupied. Oh, man. Get out of the car. Get out of the car.

There you go. See them tities and get out. Oh, damn. And that was pre-plastic surgery. I'm impressed. Yeah. I was all real. Yeah.

She's still in there? Oh. He came out ahead on this time, on this one, boys. Shades of Smokey and the Bandit. No eyeliner and leopard shirt. Aspen. What are they all skating? Skiing, holding for road flares.

Well, earlier they showed if they all had they were around a big campfire. I thought it was the Ku Klux Klan. Is that what they think Colorado is all about? Can she not jump out the car? he's got that night he's hope yeah it's not a gun oh man yeah I'd rather take the

the road rash and just dive out she's got plenty of padding hopefully that car don't hit me behind they'll show like a Muppet or a stuffed animal being thrown on the ground or something what time is it uh oh

I thought he already had it out why do you shut it just to do that Yeah, yeah. Dramatic effect. You jump out. There's a car right there. Yeah, they came from that bar. Whoa, hey, hey.

Now jump out. Jump out now, run. There she goes. There she goes. Is that steely, Dan? Eighteen. She got to fall. Because he got a man purse.

I was going to say, what the hell is in the bag? His radio. Oh. Under the bleachers. Probably some of his other disguises. Right. Got more mustaches. But this time with the glasses and the nose.

She was so stupid. Why'd you run now? She should have just turned around and stayed on the street. Yeah, really? where all the people are, right? Not the sharpest tool in the shed. I gave it to her. She's just scared.

Look at all this. See? All these fucking people, cops, everything, and she's hiding in on the streets. And how come they don't run those two in? Public certification? Why are they still there? It's California. I mean, you can't do that shit on the wild streets, man.

I don't know if California knows how to party, Naz. They we do, but you better keep it on the under because if you're out in the wild, like that and the cops you're done I'm sure they got pockets of coke you think so yeah it's 80s not the hide and seek

champion over here right Jesus that's all someone's chasing you don't stop just keep on going mm-hmm uh-oh start screaming

Yeah, so what the fuck is she doing? They didn't see him. They saw her. They saw her because she's got a shitting out of his pot. I was about to say everybody sees her. Like a moose hat. I thought they were singing deck the halls there for a minute. Like wrong holiday.

I guess he missed his kill, huh? That's when they're shutting the party down. Come to the man. This thing on. While the show's on a commercial break, I'd like to make an announcement. You mess with the bull, you get the horns. Boo. Pig.

Pig. Yeah. It's the fuck the police. It was a real punk club. They would have been throwing stuff. Yeah, no shit. Oh, the beer can't full beer bottles at him and shit. Beat it, pig.

This is bad, guys. Yeah, let me rub your shoulders from the front. Oh, yeah. Oh, no Yeah There he is You got some jordy goggles on What the hell is that?

Yeah, right Speaking of Star Trek, huh? Go back to the Orville, you putts He's still rubbing her, look at him This is job It's the only time to be able to touch you There, there, your boobs feel tense Yep

He's working his way there The cops showed up ruined it. It's like this. That's why you got to rub the shoulders from the front. Fresh-ass truck, too. A mini-trucks. Oh, man, they would have tased them quick.

No tasers in these days. Let's get him a few wax from the nightstick. Yeah. Just a nightstick to the head. Stop resisting! Just hear to break his radio. Good old-school wooden ones. I'd rather get hit by that than those.

retractable ones. That's all metal. That's metal. Yeah, that sounds painful. My buddy got hit with the wood ones. He had the welts all over his back. He was under eight. He stole some beer. I think I found a drunk.

Okay. Let me just leave my post. He stole some beer and ran from the cops and they caught him. So instead of taking a man, they just whipped his ass and took the beer. Oh, man. So is this the only New Year's Eve

horror movie at all, or? Oh, how'd that feel? I think there's a Christmas evil or? No, there's a remake of this? There's a Hulu one.

Is there a remake of this? I feel like there was something. The bands are getting like less and less punk. The more they go into the night. So it's like Leonard Skinnerd. Everyone's getting tired, that's why. Right.

Oh, man. Yeah, there you go. Let's see. Luckily, that uniform fit him. I was going to say, that fits surprisingly well. Yep. Who the fuck are you? Jaws the revenge.

Yeah. I thought that was Christmas. That's what Tim said anyway. That's what starts on Christmas. Ah, okay. Bloody New Year, 1987. Ah, okay. Terror train.

Oh, yeah. Hell of you. Oh, that's right. That was New Year's. David Copperfield. Bloody New Year. This looks even worse. Terror train next year.

Okay. Yeah, next year. Well, we've talked about it, but we've never done a commentary. This guy's got a lot of costume changes. Mm-hmm. He killed that cop and took his uniform. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but why is he taking it off?

Just watch. Make sure your son's done in here. Bloody New Year. Yeah. Why doesn't he have any pants off? Quaili is waking up from him. Right. He said,

had a surprise for you? Yep, they did. Oh, this is terrible, man. The cops wound it. It was laying on the bed. Kind of like the Borat movie. Jesus, it's almost time to get murdered.

All cops and all security people leave. It's almost midnight. Okay, watch. Is that like a fabulous furry Freak Brothers mask or what? No, it's Stan Laurel. Stan Laurel, okay, Laurel and Hardy, I got you. Here comes the M-night twist, huh? Is that an evil-kneville outfit or what?

That's why the kid's so crazy. Right. Dad running around killing chicks. the kid looks like two years younger than the husband. I know. Is that the kid's problem? Yeah. It seems like he wants to be his mom's husband.

Ed is that way, doesn't it? His track suit. Track suit mafia. Hey. I had a track suit or two in my day. Did you? A couple of nice little velour ones. Are they good?

Are they keep you warm in Alaska or what? I think I went to, to, to club. I could have fit into this movie. Could I have my shirt on button, gold chain floor suit? There you go. I had a Beach Street

Puma suit. I'd have been able to fit in that movie. Not this one. Big ass radios. Just go downstairs and kill one of those punk rockers. It came off

too easy. Hey, Brian, I got an email from our guest that we have scheduled for next week. Next week is Orphan First Kill, right? We might have to substitute it because it's still listed for that day. Okay. But I think it's strange that no poster or trailer has came out yet. Well, okay, thus the question. Like, where can I find it?

Is it going to be streaming anyway? So I don't know. We may be flying by the seat of our pants a little bit then, huh? Yeah, so I have to think of a substitute show. Gotcha. All right. Well, I just think it's weird. It's kind of a big horror movie, and there's no, no trailer, no posters.

Mm-hmm. Nothing. What movie? The orphan. Oh, yeah. That little girl? Yeah. Same.

I'm not wondering how they're going to make that work. I mean, she's got to be way older now. I read they, it's said all practical effects. Oh, wow. Oh, man, I feel weird watching that one. Well, you should feel a lot weird on this one. Because it's like 20 years later, and she's supposed to be 20 years younger. Isabel Furman? Is that her name?

Yeah. Orphan First Kill? Is that what you said? Yeah, I'm on IMDB and it does not give us... It just says completed. Yeah, it does not give us a date, Brian. I think we're going to have to go with something different, man. Oh, they took the date off?

Yep, I don't see a date. How old is this chick? What do you do? Cut the cable? Come on. I guess he was shorting it out. It doesn't really work that way. And I don't think that big power box is right there in the hall. They control of the elevators. she's 24 now

she's how old is she in the first one oh all right she's supposed to be 24 in the movie or she's actually no she's actually 24 now really

yeah there's isabel ferman or whatever wasn't she one 12 wasn't she wasn't she wasn't she one little

bad girls in um hunger games wasn't she in that yeah according to her i mdb yes do I have orphan

all right well we're gonna be we're gonna be punting next week it sounds like huh yeah let me let me look at what i got all right emmeneville in the hood no no it's on youtube for free we can check it out i'm down no if jenn is in it come on show us it's like a little over an hour modern technology she finds out he's the one killing everyone she just figured it out huh? letting guys rubber chest or massage her shoulders

from the front whoa that's why he's mad my allowance she said it was a allowance she said it was a stipend so he killed everyone he killed

is someone he knew that was friends of hers I guess so So he was killing her Yelienta circle. You even knew that one shakey jumped out the dumpster? I think she was a bonus. He just had a party or something or, oh, no. She was bonus. So she didn't know who it was, right?

I guess she was in that she was drunk. Oh, boy. She looks way older than him. Mm-hmm. Sounds like a plan. We'll let you sleep in. So she was just her little boy toy. I guess.

she was just giving him an allowance she must make a ton of money doing this TV show I guess maybe she was famous before this or something I was to say where's that he killed that cop in the parking garage

they'll never fight him no he killed the one the one in the elevator or did he just get out oh because she got an elevator with that cop when it was all bouncing around

yeah Look at this guy's hair. That shit's plastered down. This guy gets up extra early to do his hair. This guy gets up extra early to do his hair. He thought he was going to be on chips. Why does everybody keep waiting for him to pull out his switchblade? Seven or eight different times, right?

She's going to run. Ridiculous. Too bad the sun's on Kualudes. He can pop in here and save her. He's down for the count. He's not going to remember until tomorrow. How do you do that? Is it controls?

That doesn't seem safe. That must be controls. Yeah, where the hell is everyone? Walking around a kitchen or whatever they were doing. It must be on the bottom floor then. His just trunk full of tricks is just right there in the hallway. Got her chained up under the elevator And I was pulling her up

Seriously I remember is when I saw us in the theater The theater was packed And I'm sure they wasn't packed for this It was packed for Halloween 2 For Halloween 2 I want to say this was the new movie And Halloween 2 was the old movie

Right Oh now all the victims are up here huh That wasn't good practical effect She was jammed in the What is going on? Ron Simmons. Was it? It looks like him.

Damn. Who is she? I don't know. Someone who's about the party with Ron Simmons. Right. They got on the elevator and didn't hear. Philip, he's a killer electrician. That'd make a great horror movie.

Well, he didn't got nothing else to do. Now he's got a gun. That was a cop's gun. Oh, you got six shots, that's it. Right. Damn, that's what shit is it. Uh-oh. Why did that make the screen go on?

Yeah, I don't think there was no cameras in the elevator. I'm out. Now be careful. Tracks, she's making them run fast. we can't catch him he's got a track suit you know he knew what he was doing when he put that on there's only three cops

in this building I was about to say which cop is going to kill I got point I got point he killed two of them already one in the garage and then there goes another one that's a flesh from

Amber lamp he didn't see him getting tired now uh oh nowhere to go Hey, he's wearing that evil-kineval jumpsuit. He can fly. Super Dave.

Try. Rest in peace. Yep. There you go. Uh-oh. Laurel and Hardy, right? Is that what you said? Yeah.

Stan Laurel. I want to recognize him now. Nope. Well, that's your costume. Get a track suit. No. I said he should have been wearing that the whole time. A Stan Laurel mask and a switchblade.

This is Shakespeare? It's got to be, right? It sounds very Shakespearean. Goodbye, crew world. Yeah. He must have bounced and flipped over. He's going back first. I, yeah, yay.

There's like nobody in this city. Like one cop car there. Luckily the ambulance was there. Well, case closed. Did they even know he was the murderer at this point? No, they just came out and they just started shooting at each other. Yeah. Uh-oh.

Daddy, daddy. I'm sure they would have just let him go right up to that. Oh, uh-oh, there's a sequel coming. You can't keep that mask. Yeah, they would have just let him walk away with it. Sure, why not? It's only evidence, right? Well, Tommy Joris can leave with Jason's hockey mask.

Right. Yeah, true. Oh, we're not done yet. No, Pinky's still alive. Uh-oh. Pinky, what was it like to fuck Fonzie? Hey. Ready for what?

Come on, nobody notices that? And all those people standing right there? Come on. Really? Yeah. Honolulu, yeah, now we're at the next time zone. Well, someone died. Aye.

They missed Alaska. Brian, are you offended? No. Two people died. Aye, aye, aye. All right, Brian. Mr. Sullivan and the ambulance driver, they died. So what's up for next week, Brian?

Because we've already determined that the orphan movie is probably not going to come out, right? Yeah, we are going to, I'm bringing back our look into exploitation movies. Nice. Nice. We're going to Australia, Oz platation. Yes.

Yet again, we're going to steal from the Super Network. Crikey. We are going to do 1986's Dead End Drive-In and 1993's Body Melt. And I double-check, both are on Tooby. Cool. So we really are stealing. So we're going to double steal from the Super Network. We're being up front with it this time.

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there's a couple out that I have them on my phone, but I haven't listened to them yet. So what's up with stream themes, wrestling returns, and action returns, boys? Action Returns, we reviewed season four of Cobra Kai. And next for Action Returns, we got Amityville Uprising. Not in the hood. No, no.

Stream fiends, we just dropped in the line of fire starring Clint Eastwood. And then we got 1985's Tough Turf next. And you'll have a wrestling returns next week with Royal Rumble. All right. Very well. And you guys heard Brian say it next week for doing ozploitation. So until the horse. returns again, Phil.

Good night.