The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #303: Leprechaun (1993) Commentary

Episode Date: March 13, 2022

It's St. Patrick's Day at The Horror Returns! Join us in a commentary of the original Leprechaun. Cool of the Week includes The Batman and Fresh. The Podcast Spotlight shines on The Nerdy NIghtmare and Camp Cryptid. And we get feedback from Xim Vader, Tavares Ellis, James McFeters, and Larry Jackson. Thanks for listening! www.thehorrorreturns.com Patreon https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns Facebook https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Facebook Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246/ Twitter https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21 Instagram https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?utm_medium=copy_link SK8ER Nez Podcast Network https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c416/ E Society https://anchor.fm/esoc E Society YouTube Channel https://youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A

victims. For those of you delight and dread, who fantasize about fear, who glorify and go, welcome. You have found the place where the horror returns. Listeners beware. This podcast contains major plot Spoilers and the foulest of language. Join us in celebrating the old and the new, the best, and the worst in horror. All right, welcome back, one and all to The Horror Returns. I'm Lance, and with me, as always, are my co-hosts Brian and Phillip. How's it going, guys? What's up?

Bueno. All right, so we got a lot. to cover with the full movie, so you want to jump into Cool of the Week? Yep. Who's starting? You're going last? I'll start. I'll start.

The Batman. Yeah. Okay, cool. That's a two for then. No, spoilers. Oh, you still haven't seen it? No, the wife and my older daughter got COVID, so. Oh, no. Yeah, the daughter.

Is it like Omicron? How are they doing? No. My wife is quarantined somewhere. else she is the sickest i've ever seen her oh no ouch yeah and my daughter had to go to the hospital but she has since been sent home so but shit like for covid yeah yeah damn she she's back home quarantining now so they got how old is she she is 22 man that doesn't seem like it should affect her like that that sucks yeah i guess I guess COVID picks and chooses.

It kind of does. It seems like it's done that the whole time. Everything you think you know, just forget about it. Yeah, I had a headache for one day, and AJ was real sick for three weeks, so there you go. See, and we'd already had the double vax, whatever. Mm-hmm. I mean, it sucked, but it was definitely more than a headache for a day for me. Like, I mean, it wasn't that bad, but.

I don't know. And I think we got Omicron. Yeah, they've got something out now called Delta Cron. Delta Cron? Yeah, it's like... Oh, the variance of Delta. I just, shit, I just read there's a new... Megatron.

There's a new Omicron. Is there? Amicron A, B, 2, or some ridiculous bullshit. All right. Jesus fucking Christ. This is how the Transformers came to be. Yes. We know you guys didn't tune in to listen to COVID talk.

So, Brian, obviously, we want your wife and daughter to get better, man. I mean, don't spoil the movie too much, but I have a good idea what happened because everybody's been talking about it. Well, man, it's worth it. I don't know if I can say it's as good as, you know, Christian Bail Batman. That is the argument. Well, I know. And it's a valid argument, I think. But I think it's a tough call, which means at the very least, it's pretty fucking good.

So I was impressed. I was very impressed. It's really, really long. Yeah, it was very long. That was the only kind of problem with it. It was three hours long. But they put a lot of shit in there, you know? Like just when you think the movie's over, no, we're only halfway through.

I heard there's not a lot of downtime in a movie. Like, yeah, when someone told me when you think the movie's going to kind of have a low moment, it goes right again. Yeah, I would agree. If this was a three-episode miniseries that you watched on Netflix all at one time,

it would be the best mini-series you've probably ever watched. But you put it in a movie theater and people have complaints, you know? But, yeah, no. Very, very good. I think Bruce Wayne was a little less belt out, you know, but that may be on purpose. Well, he was only in his second year.

The director said he wanted to give you more Batman than Bruce Wayne with the first movie. Which he definitely did, which is not a bad thing at all. And so maybe we see Bruce Wayne evolve a little in the next couple of movies. we'll see i'll only have one word brian batmobile yeah it's easily the best yeah easily the best batmobile since adam west that hill mobile from the 60s the uh the the the the the last uh nolan series batmobile was pretty fucking awesome the tumbler yeah it wasn't necessarily realistic but my opinion my opinion guys my

opinion. But yeah, so that's two for two, Phil. Yeah, dude. Good movie. It was very much worth going to the theater watch. Nice. All right. Was it on me? I think so. All right. Let me get the bullshit out of the way. Amityville Watch of 2022. Jesus Christ, you're still on that? I'm committed. At some point, you got to run out. You would think, but if you check IMDB, there's more upcoming.

It'll never stop. We can make a damn Amityville movie if we want to. Man, that's a commitment to torture, dude. You don't have to do this. Yeah, that's not. I know. I know. I know, but I have time right now.

So, which is of Amityville. The one plus, I will say, I felt like out of every one I've talked about, I think this was probably the most well-acted. Ah, okay. Which is not really saying a big plus on the movie. Movie was not great, a lot of, you know, which is waving their hands around and bad special effects. But the acting didn't bother me as much. That's how you cast Harry Potter spells, right?

Yeah, or you open a portal like Dr. Strange a couple times. I thought that's what they were trying to do. It can be done right. And I don't know if this was the one Nez was talking about, this next one, Amniville Island, that he said when I watched it, he wanted to review it. It's probably the fucking worst Amityville movie that I've ever seen in our life. It makes absolute, it makes no sense. It's like five different movies in one. Are there sharks?

Huh. There is a possessed shark. There was a possessed bear. Told. There is a prison break. There is scientific experiments. Prison break. You know what?

Never mind. Keep going. There's so much in this movie, and it is an hour and ten minutes long. And it is by far the worst acted movie. At least they set them up and knock them down. Yeah. I will say if you probably get a bunch of friends and have some beers and watch it, it'll probably be a lot more funnier than I had because I paused a movie to get up to go to the bathroom. And for an hour and 10 minute long movie, it was only at half an hour.

And I thought it was almost done. So that's the Amityville Watch update. I got some TV shows in. First one, I watched, I think they have seven episodes out. Bel Air, the reboot of the Fresh Prince. Started out as a fake trailer. Yep. Started out of his fake trailer.

Will Smith's seen it, contacted the guy. Really? Yep, that's how it got made. He was impressed with what they did. I heard it's really dark, though. Yeah, I will say this. I won't spoil nothing. This is how you do a reboot or remake right.

You take the idea of the original and then you make its own thing. And it goes some kind of dark places. You associate Fresh Prince with Will Smith, you know, goofy, funny. It's not this show. Definitely recommended. Okay. It does look. It's well done.

Right, right. Um, none of the acting really bothered me. Yeah. Uh, it took a minute for me to get used to the Will character. I don't know if it was something about him or if I'm just used to Will Smith, but. Those are big shoes to fill. Yeah. Right.

Uh, what are we? What was my, uh, oh, the new, um, epic show, uh, From? From. Yeah, I saw the first episode. I, I'm in. I'm intrigued. Yeah. I keep hearing lost.

To me, it's more Stephen King reminiscent to me. Yeah, I see the influences there. You know, essentially, you know, people drive and get lost in this town, which you can't ever leave. And you have to kind of go indoors at nighttime and, like, cover the windows because there's things that jump out. Right. What's up, Baz? Uh-oh. Okay.

Never mind. I'm intrigued. So, yeah. No, there it is. There's a Nes. How do I sound? Can you hear me? You're in an airport.

Yeah, yeah. Are we going? Is it going already? Yeah, we're going. No, the movie's not going. You're good. All right. I don't know how much time I got.

We do it. Yeah, Brian just said his cool of the week was Amity Island. Oh, yeah. All right. I have to check that on that. But I just... Don't do that. Trying to get home.

Went out to Oklahoma, Tulsa, Oklahoma to do a live podcast show with... All the way to go. Yeah. Toke Signals and the Oki podcast. We were live on stage at the Shrine. And man, it was...

That was fucking fun. I mean... You guys ever get the chance? I didn't, I don't know. There's stuff out there I saw on Instagram, but when I get, yeah, I have the file. So when I get home, I'm going to put it all up. But I listened to the one that was out there. Sounds pretty good.

There was no set agenda. We were just all over the map. And it was crazy. But we had hell of fun. Shout out to everybody that put it. it on. And I had some stuff I was going to say

to hype everybody up, but it was like we when you listen to it, man, we were just jumping all over each other. All right. Talking back and forth, but it was a good time man, I had a blast. Hey, Niz, what did you think

about the Batman? No spoilers. Oh, I fucking love that movie. I've seen it twice. 10 on Tim? Yes, 10 all the way. You got it. That's hell of good.

But, yeah, I got out of there, barely. Because the next day a snowstorm hit Tulsa, so I had to get the hell of it, ended up going to Dallas and hung out there for the night. Went to Fort Worth to goat something like

goat horror I don't remember what that poor I holy shit uh rodeo goat

that's the name of the place yeah it was a cool little burger joint it was it was cool man

it was good burgers I'd been there before so but yeah now I'm slowly making

my way home I had to barely made it to Burbank from Dallas, but I'm back in California, so all I got to do is hopefully I can get on my next flight, because if I'm stuck here,

I'm going to call up Mike, and he's going to have to come pick me up, then I'll rage in Hollywood for one night and then try to get home tomorrow, but everything is fucking full. Then you got to take out a loan to pay him for gas. I know, man.

Shit was fucking $6, over $6 down here. Oh, man, fuck. You're fucked. It was, it was, fucking 390 something in Tulsa and 399 in Dallas. Yeah, that's about over. Everybody was bitching and complaining.

I was like, shut the fuck up. I mean, I said, I was just $6. I don't want to hear no crying. You know, that's what the gas prices were in, I am legend. That's right. You would think they would temporarily drop the taxes on it or something, you know, for a while, as a relief type thing. I ain't doing that.

post-apocalyptic gas territory and we're this close to World War III, man. Shit is going down. Uncle Sam still needs to get his, man. They ain't cutting no taxes. Somebody's getting rich. Somebody's getting rich somewhere. And we're putting the bill. Yeah, they all work for the government.

Yeah, we're putting the bill. But, yeah, man, I had a blast. It was fun. I got invited to go back. Again, for the next one they do, hopefully I can get there. But I'm not going out there in the winter. But it was scary flying out of there. It was real windy.

And the pilot just said, hang on. I was like, oh, man. It was good. It was like rainy, too, when we got to Dallas. Did he help? Do you his beer? Oh, man. Oh, speaking of beer, Longstar beer, I'm sorry for all you Texans, but that beer is garbage.

It really is bad. Not the best. No. Oh, man. I was one of one because of a young cell. Young Sheldon's dad. He always drinks him on the show, so I just wanted to try it. I'll stick to Texas Red.

I like that. Yeah, man. Shiner is a Texas beer that is fantastic. one of my favorites. Lone Star is awesome. That always makes it. That's like cool, the blood light and all that shit. It's worse. I just tried it.

It was, I was like, oh, man, that was like six bucks wasted. I was like, man, they rape you in those places, man. I could have got a six-pack for six dollars. Where was that at? At the shrine? No. Oh, no, that was in Dallas, you said. At the airport?

Yeah, at the. no the the goat goat convention or whatever it was yeah whatever that place was called good hamburgers are really good hamburgers definitely check that out but yeah that was my cool of the week going out there and doing that live podcast

and it's I shoot you not guys if you get the chance do it it was it was fucking fun man it was the crowd was there So, because I wasn't sure if anyone was going to show up, but people showed up and showed love, showed support. And I just, I couldn't believe it, man. I was really nervous. I haven't been on stage at a long time.

And we got up there. Luckily, the lights were really bright. It was hot on there because of the lights, but I could not see anybody's faces looking at us. But I can hear them because all the shit we were saying, everyone was laughing. So I was like, okay, good. were getting laughs. And after we were done, some comedians came on. They did their sets.

And then after it was four comedians, and after they did their sets, they did another live podcast for all of them. I guess that's something that they do every now and then. But I don't know how we got involved. I think they were friends of a friend. Yeah. It was awesome.

That's awesome. Yeah. We got to get the links up. It was awesome. As soon as I get home, I'm going to put it together and I'll put it out. I had a blast. So again, shout out to Oki Podcast. Shout out to the guys from Tokes signals.

And the... I can't remember the name of the other one. The guys that actually put it on. What the hell? were their names. Oh, with All Beck Podcast, check them out. But it was cool, man. I had it.

Awesome time, awesome time. And shout out to everybody that was working at the shrine. All cool people. It was a nice little club. It looked like I was looking at all the posters on the wall, and there was a lot of good bands that played there. I didn't get to make it to the Curtis house, the outsider house.

I was way on the other side of town. So next time I go out there, I'll go check it out. That's about it. That was my cool of the week. I'm going to go see if I can get on this point. But I just wanted to let you guys know how it went. Nice. All right.

Appreciate it, brother. All right. Hey, Brian, I'll be home later tonight. I'll hit you up. All right. Cool. All right, guys. Later.

Later on. Nez live from Burbank. Always. He's coming from everywhere around the world. Oh, man. We should have, we should have did a wrestling. returns update. Crazy shit.

Can he play guitar? I feel like he should be able to, and then he could just bring a guitar on every episode. Right. Wrestler Big E. Last night broke his neck. Oh, nice. Literally, huh? Yeah.

Fractured two bones. The guy performed a move. They were outside on the floor, and it was what do you call it, a belly-to-belly-sublex where he tosses him over his head. didn't quite toss him all the way over and he landed directly on his head and neck and they had to stretcher him out the arena oh dangerous job man yeah so wanted to see if nez caught that because it was alive on smackdown when it happened oh i'm sure he caught it all right where was i from yeah from uh definitely recommend that i'm in uh

but the show real quick. Let me get through this real quick. Shining Vale, the Courtney Cox stars. I was wondering about that. I'm sticking with it because it's a 30-minute watch. It's more comedy than horror, but there's definitely the people that made it

are very big into the shining because there's a lot of shining references. Even the curtains of the house are the pattern of the rug in the shining. Oh. Hmm. So, I'm, I'm not hating it.

I just, I wanted to get to the, because it's supposed to be like a haunted house and ghosts. I kind of wanted to get there a little bit quicker. But like I said, they're barely, they're like, the episodes are like 28 minutes. So it's a quick watch. There's only two episodes. Makes a difference. Yeah, I'm going to stick with it. Two movies I've seen last night I saw The Adam Project on Netflix, the new Ryan Reynolds.

Ryan Reynolds, okay. It's fun. It's a good family, sci-fi action movie. And essentially, he comes from 2050 back to 2022. He's on a mission, and he meets up with his 12-year-old self. And I like what they did with the kid because he's basically a wisecracking smart ass like Ryan Reynolds is. That makes sense. And good cast.

Mark Ruffalo's in it. Zoe Saldana, Kathleen Keener. Fun little, fun little, I think the kids would love it. Check it out. Yeah. I mean, some of the comedies, some of the jokes are a little adult-ish, but not too bad. Over their head. Yeah.

It's not dead. It's not Deadpool. So, yeah. I would say probably more aligned with the free guy, kind of. Okay. So definitely check that out. I was trying to wait until the kids get free to watch it. Yeah, I think that'll enjoy it.

And my cool of the week is a movie, Lance, that you said you didn't want to check out. And I checked it out. Was the Hulu original Fresh? We checked it out. Did you enjoy it? Yeah. Yeah, it was good. Definitely, that should have been on my cool of the week, man.

It was really good. Good, because now I can ask a question. Yeah. Is it a little disappointing that you did get to see what her ass looked at? like when right well you saw wearing pants

they obviously did not cut her ass off yeah I was so curious I was like are they gonna show

it with no no butt cheeks or but I thought there's some people that look like that yeah I thought it was

well made well acted I like Sebastian Stan as a because you were used to see as like

the superhero but a little bit darker yeah a little bit joker A little bit of Patrick Bateman-ish

with the dance with the music. So, yeah, I liked it. Good music, by the way. I like the 80s jams they got going and he's just dancing to him. Uh-huh. But, yeah, that was probably my only disappointment that I was so curious.

Are we going to see, like, a lady with no ass cheeks? I mean, we've seen his wife with, you know, missing a leg, so. Yeah. director's cut Brian Directors cut Oh fingers crossed But yeah that's my cool of the week

Okay And real quick I'm kind of going through The March Madness bracket myself Okay Watching the movies I didn't watch Very nice Kind of seeing how I would have voted it

Because honestly I shouldn't have been I shouldn't even voted on anything Because sometimes it came down to It was fine It was fine It was fine Well, neither one of us had either. Yeah.

The only movie I started with so far is Next Akin. Right. The buying round. Australian exploitation compared to the Shining, and I am completely bored with it. Uh-oh. Well, that's why I did make it another first round. We got to watch. What was the one?

The Japanese one. Oh, the Riccio. Rikio. Story of Ricky. Ricky, it was crazy. It's on AMC Plus, I think. I think it's in this territory,

but I found it if you guys want to watch it with me on VR. Oh, yeah, let's do that. Yeah, fresh will be my cool of the week. All right, well, no trailers or news this week, Phil. All right, so we'll move on to listener feedback. This week, we're going to double down on the podcast Spotlight. First, we're going to check out the nerdy nightmare. I am a horror movie enthusiast who loves to talk about anything and everything spooky.

Movie reviews, special guest, upcoming releases, and general horror community news is what I enjoy broadcasting the most. I hope you all enjoy the ride, and don't forget to keep it spooky. So check out the nerdy nightmare podcast, guys. I believe they just started to. there are only like a few episodes in. Oh. They're already moving on up past us. Jesus Christ.

We also shone the light on Camp Cryptid podcast. Cryptid is C-R-Y-P-T-I-D. Join host Louis Dardus and Erica Fett discussing true crime cryptids and the paranormal and all things horror. So check out the Camp Crypted podcast. I'm sorry, I've fucked up that promo for you guys. It's all good. Nice podcast, and may I say they're very easy on the eyes, too.

Oh, that helps too. So I take it there on YouTube. Yes. There it is. All right, well, email us at the horror returns. Leave us review on Apple. podcasts and we'll give you some cool shit or check us out at www.thehorror returns.com or any of the social medias.

You guys know the drill. We got Zim Vader. I thought I was done and I'm not. There's always something extra special and entertaining about an episode where Lance is wrong. Oh, yes. There always is. You're going to be more specific than that.

I believe that was the. Texas chainsaw episode. Ah, okay. Yeah, wasn't a huge fan. Also from Zim Vader. I'm still laughing from the Invasion USA show. That's a special movie right there, Chuck Norris. There it is.

Regarding from Dust Till Dawn, Zim Vader again says, Outerwhelming. Underwhelming? Huh, okay. Oh, the new thing, right? I don't know. I think he was talking about the... Maybe the poster, right?

I don't know. The original? Well, Zim, let us know. Man. Because I found it anything but underwhelming. But then again, I didn't like Texas chainsaw, so there you go. Dude, Selma Hayek alone makes that anything but on... She's overwhelming.

Quinn Tarantino's ultimate flipfell. goes on in that movie. Regarding Jillian Bell, joining the cast of Tales of the Walking Dead. Lance wonders if they are going for a comedy angle. Yeah.

They aren't a lot of comedy actors, it seems like. Yeah. It's going to be a parody at this point. Tavaris Ellis says I was thinking the same thing, a little bit of comic relief, just might keep the show from being on the dull side.

I took a break after last season and I need to catch up. Can we do a little horror headlines here? Yeah. Yeah. Is the show still going? The Walking Dead? Yeah, it's still going.

It's in the final season. Why do they keep announcing spinoffs telling me what characters are going to be in it before the show's over? They just announced... It's ridiculous, isn't it? What was it? The Isle of the Walking Dead or Dead Island

or some shit. Come on. They said it's Maggie and Negan are on that show. Really? So Maggie and Negan get a show. Guess that other CBS thing didn't work out for? Jesus Christ. Carol and Darrell get a show.

Right, right. So I'm like, okay, are these four characters, are we just pretty much confirmed that they're going to be okay? Man, they're CWing us. I'm going to have to quit watching at some point. They're CWing us. Yep, there you go. I mean, I'm all four tales for The Walking Dead because you get these little shorts or these single-story episodes with different characters, you know, and set in different parts of the United States.

It makes sense. I'm with that, but I just don't like your, the show's not over, but you're telling us basically who's surviving. I don't like it. I don't like me. It's terrible. Terrible. I lost track. Terrible, Kenny.

And where the fuck is Rick? Too many of them. Oh, Rick is somewhere lost. He went to go film his movies and he got lost. The movies they announced six years ago. The actors actually lost now. You know what? I don't believe I've seen him in anything since he's such a show.

Right. Did AMC kill Rick? Maybe they'll do it. say anything to or something. What did you guys do to Andrew Lincoln? All right. It's conspiracy, man. Andrew Lincoln found out

some AMC secrets and they off him. Allegedly, allegedly. Don't. Don't see. Yeah. He committed suicide. Allegedly. By zombie. Suicide by zombie. He fell onto some bullets. Yeah.

right into his face I honestly I don't even think I've heard news about Andrew Lincoln it's like he left a show he's gone left the world he fell off the edge of the flat earth

all right all right regarding our posting of the evil jelly podcast James McFeeders says thank you you are welcome Regarding one of our favorite people in the world, actress and icon Jen Nangle.

Larry Jackson says love Jen. Of course, we all do. And she has an Indiegogo for her upcoming project. Everybody help out. I've been posting stuff in the Facebook group. So definitely if you need to find a link, go to her Facebook page or go to the group. Facebook page and help out. Absolutely.

All right. Well, since I've already listed most of our outro, I'm going to go ahead and say that our show intro comes from Steve Carlton of the League of Geeks. And our artwork is from Natsulani. Actually, it's The Geeks now, right? Yeah, they have rebranded. They are The Geeks. Oh. Just the Geeks.

They're not The Leave Geeks anymore? No. branded making a lot of changes. I don't know if their new podcast link is up, but they said it will be up shortly, and all past episodes will, they'll re-upload through their Patreon. So, but. Okay. Any past shows that they've streamed, you can go to YouTube and watch them. Do that.

And also help us out on Patreon. if you get the chance. We'll let you pick the movies for a future show at any amount. And for $5 or more a month, also pick a commentary for a future bonus show. Like today, it's going to be fun. And if you have a chance, of course, give us a five-star Apple podcast review, and you may win some cool shit. Yeah, and rate us on Spotify, too.

You can do that now. Oh, yeah, that'd be awesome. Hit the five stars. Yeah, if you're if you're a one-star reviewer, then what are you doing here? Constra Marius. Yeah. All right. On to our featured attraction.

This week we're going to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. And we're going to check out 1993's The Lepricon. No, no, no, just Lepricon. My bad. Hello. I'm already celebrating St. Patrick. The Lepricon. Hello.

Mandela effect there. I always thought it was a lepericon. I know. I'm a lepricon, right. All right. An evil sadistic leprechaun goes on a killing rampage in search of his beloved part of gold. Director and writer Mark Jones, also known for Nightman and the Triloquist.

I don't think anyone has. I know. One scene requires the leprechaun to find and eat Lucky Charm cereal. General Mills gave them permission, but they were so upset when they saw the finished film that they revoked their permission. And the filmmakers reshot the scene, replacing the brand name with an obvious spoof. They also changed the kids line at the end from your lug just ran out to fuck you, lucky charms.

Oops. Vice President Dan Quayle received a special thanks credit because his office spent a sped up a working visa for British actor Warwick Davis. Oh, that was nice. There you go. Look at that. Every once in a while they do something right. Yeah, Warwick Davis is a national treasure. Of course. All right.

And without further ado, let's start on Leprican. All right. I've got the audio queued up, try to get it kind of like right in the middle, and we're sort of at the right where the gears start. I am at one seconds. All right. So for me, it says six seconds. in because it started out with Sci-Fi Channel

Presents, so I'm hoping I don't run into commercials, but we'll play it by air, we'll play it by here, we will. And Marcy and B, this is not a to-by thing. Right. Is what light of town. Are you guys ready? Yep. Yeah. All right, three,

two, one. Oh, the Batman movie had a little bit of saw in it, too. I thought, FYI. Not to give too much way. I heard seven. a little... Yeah, very seven. Very seven.

A little bit saw for me. Nice. And the lepricon is slowly walking down the stairs. Man, he looks like an old lepricon. He doesn't want to fall. Yeah. Well, we're in high heels. You wouldn't blame him, right?

See what he did with his hand there? That magic? That was some witchism amity bill stuffed on it. Okay. Seems like you'd pick a more comfortable outfit to live in eternity. Especially if you have that much gold, right? That's the uniform. At least have a couple of leprechaun hose around like they did in lep in the hood.

There you go. Put some goldfish in them shoes. Right. Somebody's furiously playing that piccolo. It is the leper. Oh, it is leprecha. See, I was about to say that leprecha again. Can you guys hear it at all? Yeah. The Joe Pesci? He sure is drinking, man.

Jesus Christ. Leprechaun. Slamming that Jameson down. Mm-hmm. Mr. Gregory. And I do have a party going on here, as usual, so you guys will hear background noises. Party destination at your house, huh? Always, man. Just going to leave her, leave his package on the porch. Oh, good.

Philip. The smell of it, the texture. I like gore. Even lost my genitalia on an unfortunate smelting accident. I wonder if that's ever happened. Oh, we need, we need to see leprecha versus old member. Nobody's done it yet, have they? I don't think so.

They need to. Does Mike Myers act anymore? Not much. He'd come back for that. Who would play the Leprechaun? I don't know the actor's name, but you ever see the new one? That's a direct sequel to this?

No, but I want to. It's pretty good. I mean, considering that the sequels weren't that great, it's pretty good. Right. It's not that rest. is it? No, that one doesn't even have nothing

to do with the series. I should call him mini-me. Oh, man, that script would pretty much write itself, wouldn't it? How small is that child supposed to be? Oh, God. The similarities

between this guy and goal member, man. Jesus, I can't forget it now. Didn't they come out around the same time? I think this was before. Okay. Well, the crowd in this theater I'm at is getting excited. If you guys can hear them. Jesus.

Oh, boy. It's going to be a long night, guys. Sorry. It's okay. Somebody getting killed? That's just, teenage kids and preteen four girls in the house

between the ages of 10 and 16 and this is what happens trust me I'm now so it seems like he's a fairly reasonable leprecon minus the wolf you think so oh it's like your crucifix

right get it away get it away Orwick did all his own stunts. Did he? I think he did, right? That was him that fell back in that chair. Hope they at least had a pillow behind him.

So I guess he can mimic voices, huh? It was a leprecha. Yeah, all right. Back in you go. His third leg, touch my shoulder. His little tripod he is. If he puts the clever on it, he can't get out. Okay.

Like kryptonite. Right. I guess so. This guy knows a lot about leprecons. Keep expecting him to hit his finger. As best Jameson is he drank, and he can hammer straight like that. So many's just going to burn his wife up, too. It looks that way, yeah.

A Viking funeral. Oh, there he goes. Uh-oh. I hope you guys can't hear all that. I didn't hear anybody saying that's upstairs, mom. Okay. I think she was saying that's not fair. Oh.

Probably wasn't. My heart. She was giving him his gold back. Mm-hmm. I thought it was a commercial. For a second, I was going to ask you guys to pause. It looks like a car commercial. Well, there's the easiest way to watch it.

What are you on, sci-fi channel? Yeah, sci-fi channel. That voice sounds familiar. Is this one of the Trimmers movies? Looks like they use the same shots. No kidding. That looks very awkward as a father-daughter-daughter combo there. It does not look old enough to be her dad.

I'm going to be miserable here. Aye, aye, yie. Sure he is. You see, they tried to gray up his hair. Okay. Gray means old. Okay, well, I'll remember that. Jennifer Annison, holy crap.

This was her first movie, right? I think so, yeah. First role ever, right? Let me fact check that. It's got to be just prior to friends by at least a couple of years. That's, need some WD40 for that door. Okay, it's a little dusty, I admit that. Just clean it up a little bit, splash some paint around.

Slaps of bulldozers around to fix this place. This guy looks like leisure suit, Larry. He's in bars trying to pick up chicks half her age. It's nice belt buckle. Right, he must have been a rodeo cowboy, right? That doesn't hurt. I'll go with that theory. Yeah, this was her first acting role in a movie.

Got to start somewhere. Technically, it was Mac and me as an uncredited dancer. Macing me as a dancer? You know, the iconic scene of the people dancing at McDonald's for no reason. Oh, wow. I've got to go re-watch that. Oh, Kevin Bacon. I don't know Kevin Bacon was in here.

Look. About to do his best. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That's not Kevin Bacon. Kevin Hamm. It's a Kevin. Yeah, there you go.

It's a clone. Oh, he's in that movie. I've seen it a bunch of times, but I've just re-watched. Do you ever watch summer school? Oh, hell yeah. That's the dude. That's the guy that. kept sleeping in class because he was a stripper at night.

Oh shit. That's the guy. Okay. All right. Yeah, that's a classic movie, man. He would like take him to the amusement park for the field trip for the day or something because nobody wanted to be there. The movie had that smoking hot foreign exchange student. Oh, yes, yes. So did American Pie, right? yeah but she don't do podcast oh that's right

less we forget Phil yeah for all we know she probably has a podcast now probably still hot though yeah

and she's like no I think I want to stay now you didn't tell me Kevin Bacon was going to be here wanted to surprise you she she called her father a hick yeah I think she did

didn't she Jesus there's nothing about him I mean right slap that belt buckle on him right but I don't know he seems like a city guy hey where's uh did my movie skip ahead or something

I don't know you are on the sci-fi channel yeah I think I missed a sequence guys they're going downstairs she's taking two beers downstairs or something hmm Yeah, think we're off now, aren't we? Oh, bitch.

Oh, boy, here we go. What did I miss, guys? We're getting introduced to the one guy. What is his name in this? The chubby dude. Yeah. The guy that was the one that stole Peewee's bicycle? Yeah.

Oh, no, they probably took him completely out of my version. he's in the whole movie I think they consider politically incorrect or something what the fuck oh man now we're screwed up guys either that they wanted to take that

San Francisco 49ers hat out which I totally agree with probably what happened I took it off now so all right perhaps I should pause it and when you guys want to play

audio until you get to the part where she's bringing a couple of drinks down for him in the basement. Oh, we're there right now. Okay. So I just need to back it up just a little bit. And now they're showing the guy, the goofy guy with pain on him. She's bringing the drinks down, super scared. Okay. Like she was never down there before.

Right. You see the lepricon breathing heavily? He's now just in the corner. Okay. We're close. We're close now. Sheet just fell on her. Now it did.

Okay. There's the lecherous lap looking at her. Where was he? Oh, good question. Has he been down there the whole time? Is this the same house? I mean, Kevin Bacon. Oh, I was down there working, right?

Yeah, but she was looking around like she couldn't see him. couldn't be that high up on a ladder Right Now when they showed the slow guy Did he have pain all over him earlier? Yeah, I think so He's not slow, Lance, he's special. All right

You never go full I'm sorry Oh, we should do a commentator for that movie. Now he's hollering, right? We should. What do you mean? Oh, now he's got paint all over. Okay.

Now we're synced up again. Now we're synced up again. How did he do that? I painted my face. Looks like they're painting a Texas flag. Trying to blend in. It's all camouflage, bitch. I don't know if that's what they wanted, but perfectly got all their paint off.

Right? just his face. That's been very water-based paint, right? Hello? Maybe finger paint. That's probably all they let him work with. Well, yeah, I mean, he's good at painting.

Look at his shirt. Got little paint brushes. Sure. Who's in there? Wasn't he in Teen Wolf? Was he? I just remember him stealing Pee-Wee Herman's bike. Oh, Francis?

He definitely looks familiar. They said he put it in the basement of the Alamo. You silly, there's no basement in the Alamo. That's a great movie. Back when Tim Burton was good. Oh, yeah, Tim. We'll see. He's doing that Adams Family show on Netflix.

Doing the whole show, right? Yeah, what's their name that's in everything now is Wednesday? Yeah, yeah. General Ortega. Mm-hmm. Uh-oh. There goes your protection. But he was outside of it anyway, wasn't he?

In the corner? No, he's in the box. Or was that a point of view of him in the box? Okay. Gotcha. Did he really just say, I'm back? Mm-hmm. Hey, Tubby.

What's in that pipe? Well, if iced tea's around, we know what's in it. We say it's a fucking spider. See, that's a shoes? A shoe maker in a shoes? yours could use a shine but first Jesus Christ

out of one ear oh man well you know stretching it out oh okay there's the witches of East I mean the witches of Hamityville Just wave your hands around

Right Another lucky charms Shout out huh That always makes me laugh Throughout the series What's sad All you have to do is throw shoes and he has to go shine no matter what's happening.

Jesus Christ. I better go with you. Just in case. I think that's going to be plenty of big enough. I'd say you caught that didn't you? I love those 90 shorts. Yeah. She has aged well too, so.

Yeah. She's right there. You don't hear the music? Yeah, the music's right in the background. Why are you there? Because so is Jennifer Aniston. I would do, you too. I don't know. I would say that if they ask the question,

is it really that bad on this movie? It's not really that bad. It's kind of funny. That's classic. Yeah, I would say that because I think that takes it out of that category. everybody knows leprechaun. Yeah, for sure. You can't have a that bad movie that has a hundred different sequels.

Yeah, true, true. That hat again. Is that a kid wearing a MAGA hat? Is that what that is? 49ers hat. Oh, okay. Even worse. Make San Francisco great again.

Okay. He's a 49ers fan. Oh, the rainbow. That's magical. He's a 49ers fan in Where are they? North Dakota. Who knows? Something like that.

God damn, Jennifer. Looks me. And there it is. Things been sitting out there for probably 40 years. I'm looking at trivia and be on the lookout when they're in the cafe. Lord Davis appears without makeup, sitting beside his wife.

Ah, okay. We'll check that out. In the cafe, huh? Yeah, that's what it says. George Lucas received a special thanks credit because Warwick Davis was under contract with him and he gave him permission to appear in the movie. Hmm.

Well, work, is he at Dan Quail getting special thanks and also George Lucas, huh? Warwick's got a lot of friends. Yeah, no doubt. Finders keepers.

He swallowed it? Oh, my God. Oh, no. What the fuck? Who's that's bothering me now? The kid? Well, bad. I accidentally ate it.

Mm-hmm. Don't tell everybody about it. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you pretty much have to be rich to buy comics every week. Yeah, you do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I had to give that habit up when I got married. That makes it okay. I've seen pornoes start out like this. You got it? I crawled under the truck to rub your leg. Mm-hmm. I'd crawl in her whatever she needed me to.

Would you? I thought he was already in there because, you know, he's talking about, you know, long even strokes and... Right. Bringing a bigger stick. Yeah, I don't think he had to stoop to crawl under a truck. Right.

Oh, that's real smart. This could only go well, right? How exactly did you expect that to turn out? of shit. Three guys that paint. That was an awesome shot. Of him and the tree. Right.

What was the Friday the 13th movie where the car wouldn't start when Jason was like right there at the car? Part three, maybe. Oh, and Naz is yelling at us right now. Oh, yeah. Nez would know. He's got to chase him with his tricycle. Boy, they are bad painters. If I saw painters with a truck that messy, I don't think I'd iron.

Oh, they're headed to cafe. It sucks because it's actually kind of a cool truck. Yeah. But I got a gold coin. You should open for me. Yeah. Yeah. He's like a kid and a slow guy with a coin.

Come on in. Oh, it's worth about $12.50. Got any more? What's on this guy's bottom lip? Can I keep this overnight? Carpes. I say 500, I meant 250. Right.

I think in real life he would have said what I suggested, 1250. That's a pawn shop. Any more in your dad's bedroom you can bring me here? Is it in the background like a puppet or something? Yeah, what is this place? Turn to the correct page for this coin. I thought it was just a coin shop. Is this like some creepy toy shop?

It looks like it. Yeah. The couple from The Conjuring, what's their names? Oh, the Warren's? Yeah, this is this the Warren's basement? Yeah, but they don't have a basement with a room full of adult toys. This is like some weird pedophile. Are you sure? This guy.

Oh, you got to go downstairs to get here too? Oh, this is a trap down here. Right. Look at all these fun toys I have. Right. Nah, if that was the case, that kid, he'd still have. try to have that kid there. Well, he had an adult with him.

He couldn't. He's like, ooh, a lepergon. Fantastic. I like it, bite me again. Me coin. Oh, get up. He only bit you. He knows he liked it.

Here we go. Best scene in the movie. It's a lip. He's got clean of shoes. Horrible job. Yeah, I don't think that did it. Nice and shiny. New ride.

Mm-hmm. Here's the cafe scene. Where are you at, Warwick. Lepagon's got a power wheels now. Right? This place is. I mean, they were supposed to meet us here. Relax.

Their kids probably stopped up by Ozzy Commerce. Ozzy is not no child. Nice. Oh, come on. Oh, he must be powering it by magic, right? Was he eating a donut? Yeah. Of course.

Seems like he'd have to immediately go, what the fuck was it? How many poppies were on that donut? Right. He's really pulling him over. this is a serious traffic style 600 years old okay smart ass because he looks like a regular

kid a toy nice transition right and and and and

He just runs wildly through the woods. This is a worst cop ever. Even worse than Dewey, huh? Stupid white socks. Come on. Where are you going? Let's hide behind this tree. can't see you behind his tree.

I'd say climbing tree, but that dude's not climbing anything. He owns the role, doesn't he? Yeah. It must be gone. Go back to your car. Right. That you should have gotten in to begin with. All those cuts on him.

He doesn't even look to be in pain or anything. Oh, no, it's his hat. It's like an invasion USA pose Brian I'll hit it with my nightstick Now they just need to start having people blowing up for no reason Oh by the way

Phil that that movie that we watched the screener for Last weekend I did the interview Friday They actually filmed that about a year before Midsomar Oh yeah? Yeah They said, we hear the comparisons all the time for one particular scene.

But they're, yeah, they swear up and down that they filmed it at least a year before. So maybe Ari Oster stole from them. Maybe. It's not a bad movie. No, it was really good. Brian, you got to check it out, man. It's in the, it's in the email. Okay.

It's called Hell is Empty. What's the hell is you laughing about? I was just relieved, I guess, huh? Oh, he's stealthy like a ninja. Mm-hmm. Ooh. All right. Yeah, where is he?

What that is? And? Delicious. Right. I don't think that meat loves living. Good point. Let her shoe, huh? Maybe that's him behind Jennifer Anderson.

All right. Mine seem to cut out pretty quick. You guys see Leap coming through the window? Yep. Okay. Did he say, where's me cock of gold? It would be gold number. Oh, there's that lucky charms. Lucky Clover. Oh, is that what it said? Yeah. Trash.

They're really dissing Lucky Charms, aren't they? They're like, well, yucky. You won't let us do product? Fuck you. This is the beginning of the Instagram Leprecon. Gosh. Gotta clean them shoes. He's obsessed, huh? He's like that guy and something about Mary.

Right? Is everybody his pant? Seems that way, isn't it? Is he related to anybody? No, I think it's just like. an orphan. He's just the some dude that's in there. Smart and a great butt.

Mm-hmm. And she's better. Maybe not so smart. Yeah, that group from Fresh would definitely love to kidnap her, wouldn't they? Love Ozzy. Was he in any of the sequels? He's in the new one. The one that's the direct sequel.

And is it the same actor? Yeah. Okay. The only one that changes the leprechaun, right? Yeah. This is a smart-ass kid. This kid knows what the fuck he's talking about. Capital Dead.

Is that a spider web in the background? Spiderwebs all over this house. Got his rebog pumps on. Right. somebody's enjoying this is he going to get investigate every sound sounds like the washing machine

I like how he's got this just random square of blue paint on a shoulder yeah where'd that come from just like this perfectly shaped thing look at they did absolutely no work nothing nothing at all right

well you know the dance stuck his hand down a fucking tree and got bit by the cat. Oh, is that what they were going with? It was a cat? That's what they said, yeah. I think the lepricon was making cat noises. That cat bit me and chewed up half of my fucking thumb. Yeah, that ain't a cat. I'd be afraid of getting fucking snake bite. Stick your hand somewhere doesn't belong like that.

Ooh. I learned how to use a bearer trap. Quick, throw your shoes. Surgeon. He just jumps in while everybody's there and he's like, I bite it. Oh, that's a great scene. Yeah, he's still going for that leg. Oh, Grady Farm.

They were probably there. Bigfoot. Warwick Davis just sped by, guys. I can't get this bear trap off that's clearly not really on his leg. Right. The only one who helped the situation at all was a damn kid who did something right and brought a goddamn gun. Just going to shoot the bushes. Shoot the bear.

God damn. Randomly firing. Now I'm out of ammo. No shit, because you kind of saw it bite his leg. There's definitely a leprechaun. Yeah, they have proof now they've seen him. They're yelling rhymes at him. Right.

Medicine. Of course I did. What happened to their truck? Is that part of the movie? Looked in the little one out first. Right. Well, he's the only one with any balls, as you pointed out, Philip. Oh, is that paint?

Nobody sees this situation. It's slightly weird. Kids start around me of Chucky a little bit. At this point, maybe it's the shirt. Yeah, why not? Let him go out on his own. Oh, I'm sure the lepracons under the hood, right? This is fucking Christ.

That's literally lepricon in the hood. And they build the chastra. Holy shit, there's a lap in the hood. Right. Now you need, all needs the magic piccolo. Boy, that glass broke pretty easily. Jesus.

We're going to hate it for a rocket in the room. I don't know. We should stay and watch him. right. Is that his little car? Oh, he's got a riding lawnmower now or what? Is that what? Is that what it is?

Got a pitchfork on the front. What the fuck? He made his own. I was good saying. What did he have time to build that? Oh, they flipped the truck. Holy shit. Not sure that would work, but okay.

Leprocon magic, right? There's no rules to leprechaun magic. Like a mad max lepercon. Right. Harmless, he just fucking rolled your truck three times. Just give him his goddamn gold bag. Jesus. Whoa, that came off easily.

Evil dead vibes. Right. Yeah. The camera shot when they were running into the house and then, of course, the losing of the hand. Very much so, very much so. They open the door to let his hand out. Wouldn't it be cool if he got a chainsaw, Brian? Instead of hand.

Yes. Chainsaw Leprican. He keeps finding stuff in the barn. I'm sure there's one in there. It probably is. I mean, if he had a pitchfork on his front of his car, I'm sure you could find an axe or something to put on his hand. Hey, my dad had one of those cell phones.

Oh, yeah, this was 93, right? Should have been like a Zach Morris phone. Those bill fat some of his. Oh, Zach Morris? He had one of those, too. did he? Yeah, for his job. He's just camped out over that ashtray.

There's nothing but chain smoke all day long. Except you called and told them there was a leprechaun. I don't even know if he said he called the police. Didn't he say he called the Army? Something like that. The Army, the Navy? I told them all there's leprechauns. Yeah, bring in the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines.

I told them to bring medicine. He calls and says, I need medicine. Let's see, opioids, Xanax. Let's see. Hey, what else do you want me to tell these guys to sit down here? Shit, I think they don't they have cocaine that's medical grade? Yeah, medical grade cocaine. And, wait, is this California?

Chief, it's Ozzy on the phone again. Right. Why didn't they just transition into the same scene? Yeah. I was worried that was just my sci-fi channel. I know it looked like they cut something out. Yeah, it definitely did. Probably another Lucky Charms endorsement.

Do you see Jennifer Anderson's ass right now? you were on the same spot. And seeing Jennifer Anderson's ass. Even with those dumb ass shorts. Yeah, you're right. Those shorts and those shoes, that combo, that is straight early 90s.

Yeah. Yeah. With the two different laces. I believe that's about Tom. I had a school picture with my giant oversized purple shorts and my African-looking hoodie T-shirt.

Jesus, with all the colors. Your coat of many colors. What was this? 93? I was probably in my oversized Dion Sanders, Cowboys jersey. There you go. I have one of those for sure. Is that to be gold? Oh, there it is. I barely see the wire.

Right. seems to work. Ah, but there's one missing. This would be the perfect time for gold member to pop up to challenge. No doubt. They missed an opportunity. Where's the last piece?

I've smelted it for my... Did somebody say gold? He's about to fuck his gold. Be like the girl in Birds of Prey where Harley Quinn keeps giving her the laxative to try to get her to shit the diamond out. Nine. Son of old piece.

Uh-oh. Come on, man. There's a finder's fee. Fuck off. Right. A finder's fee. Of one gold piece. A one gold piece.

A one percent finder's fee. and he thinks that's not reasonable, right? Surprise, motherfucker. Right, geez. What the hell? Hey! Don't you know not to do that, dumbass? Right.

I don't leave them there. No shit. They're playing musical cabinets. Why don't we just shoot all the cabinets? No shit. I was just thinking the same thing. He wants some of that bacon He grabbed him a handful of that bacon

Kevin Bacon's got a hog He's still spreading his legs Like he just rode a fucking horse I'm sure that hurts worse than the bear trap Go put yourself in that situation. Danger. I'll stick my dick in it.

You so happen to the dad when he stuck his hand at a hole in a tree for fuck's sake. Yeah, I guess that could have been very different. He does like to bite as he's proven several times. Come on, kitty, kitty. Did he kind of would add it coming. Has he ever reloaded this shotgun? I don't think so. Such a stupid fucking movie.

Looking at the trivia, I guess this was his idea to make it more comedic. Sliding across on the skateboard. He's like, look, I'm really good at it. I got a low center of gravity. It's going to be okay. No, but let me stick my dick down in the floor. There's some sounds down there, but there's a hole just the size of my picker. Oh, boy.

Well, now they can't call anybody. Right? So what the fuck is I going to accomplish? It's leprechaun magic anyway, right? Mm-hmm. She just can't help herself. Oh, he's going to lick her. Oh, okay.

The only reason that guy's still alive. Yeah, I really want it. I really need to take a shit. She just made that statement. Right. Hmm. Hmm. So that was the guy from summer school, Brian.

Yeah. No idea. It looks like he was in Next Generation. Really? He played a character named. He was throwing shoes. This is the dumbest shit.

He can't help it. Oh, got to go get that one. Right. That's just Achilles heel. Get a dog with tennis balls. Right? You got a can't chase.

But it's shining these shoes. Jews, I'm going to come back. He played the character Jason Vigo. Jesus Vigo. In Next Generation? Yeah, in 94. Must have been a one-off or something.

Like one episode. Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon. Really? Yeah. His real name is Ken O'Lont. Olant.

Olant. Hey, cool. Elaine. That was really fucking stupid. They didn't speed that up at all. How does she know where this is? She doesn't live in this town. Oh, L.A. Gears.

L.A. Gear. Yeah, buddy. They had the lights, right? I had the ones, I had the Carl Malone, L.A. Gears, with the... Oh, boy. with the gel and the souls. Yeah. So when you play basketball and you land, it cushions your feet. Okay.

Greg Ostrattag went to my high school. I remember Greg. What was it, Utah Jazz? Yeah. Now that you mentioned Carl Malone. I got as a truck driver now. Is he? I think he owns like a semi-truck company.

and, like, think he liked racist cars, too. Oh, wow. My cousin told me he got in a fight with him one day. What? I believe it. Like a literal fight or just a verbal? Well, I mean, I don't know how true it was. That guy was kind of full of shit sometimes.

I heard Car Malone's kind of an asshole. Well, not Caramelone, but Greg Oster Tag. Oh, that guy? Yeah. Yeah, he always was kind of a heel, wasn't he? Who, Car Malone? Yeah, no, Oster Tag. And him and Stratelag.

Stockton, weren't they kind of floppers and heels? Like, anytime they played the Rockets? Oh, yeah. Stockton was fantastic. Yeah, but he did flop a lot. Yeah, that was different flopping back in the day. Yeah. Uh-oh.

I like James Hardin flopping. That guy is amazing. I know. He pulls it off. I believe it. That's mean. Like the Joker. Oh, man.

How come they haven't had a little person play the Joker? I'm sure somebody would get mad. Well, fuck, I'm behind now. Are you? Brian, are you with me with the wheelchair chase? No. Oh, great. Ooh, man, but the scene, okay, well, the wheelchair taste is ridiculous.

But the scene I just clicked to had Jennifer Aniston trying to get into an elevator, and man, she looks good. That's where I'm at now. That's where I'm at the elevator. I read that the scene, she had, I guess, run and jiggle. Yeah. She did a good job of that. She did it. Mission accomplished.

So he can keep up with her in the wheelchair. Even though they had the wheelchair at like twice the speed. Can't be an old one. Philly on a different scene than we are. You have to see the guy, the old guy hanging down through the elevator. Yeah, I'm watching him. Okay. Break light is out.

Fucking leprechaun chasing after. He's got to run's on anything, doesn't you? I'm surprised he's not skateboarding with NAS. I'll tell you what. Financial advice. Jeep's are a great value. We just traded ours in and got almost what we paid for it. Yeah.

After having it for like five or six years. That's unheard of. Uh-oh, here comes there. These leprechauns coming by train, guys. She's picking in the one little tiny green patch she found, and she's hoping to find a four-leaf clothes. He's telling her, you seem part Irish. Are you sure you've never had a little Irish, and you? Would you like, would you like to, my dear?

Thank God. I've never seen those dumbass shorts look better on anybody else. Just drive. Well, I guess not. You know what, at some point, when you, have that terrible of survival skills. Mm-hmm. You kind of had it coming. Oh, that lepricone

magic. Ah, damn, I just put that eye in. We could stand here and talk about it for a while. Mm-hmm. Hey, I might have blacked out or something, but that Jeep was there the whole time. Was it? And they couldn't get out. They couldn't go to the

truck to the jeep. Well, she just rolled up in it. Okay. I decided this one tiny little patch of Clovers. Which is the magic patch. Not even as big of the patch of Clovers that I have in my own

grass in my yard. That's the one they could find the four-leaf clover in. Go check around a septic tank. I think I'd rather find a patch of mushrooms than a patch of four-leaf clovers. those are in a cow pasture same concept though

right this is green light coming from that's what I was thinking man it just looks like it's green light shining on a it is because it's like it's on their hands going in the first place yeah what do you think that thing is you're providing a monster

I have this light only on her hand A bad takedown. Yeah. Grabbed by the back of the knee and pushed it. Mm-hmm. Take it. Never see shit like that. Mm-hmm.

They all just fall down. What are you doing? Right. Well, you're up there. I guess they're after that guy. He was a little too close to Orkin anyway. Oh, that's what the buckles are for. Mm-hmm.

I don't think it works if it's crumpled up, kid. Too late. That's like how they killed Jaws. Right? Yeah. You know what? I'm kind of loving this. Yeah.

It's crazy makeup, huh? It's like the original Star Trek series. It's like when the Gremlin's help. Right. Yeah. You're the one talking about buying him a new brain. Mm-hmm. See, Ozzy saved the day.

Yep. Bark at the moon. Riding on the crazy train. There you go. Aye, I'm back. See? Just like the Grimlins. Yeah, yep.

I think carrying around a shotgun the whole goddamn time. You might want to shoot it. Yeah. Hey, your leg got better all of a sudden. Mm-hmm. Much better. Now you burnt up the clover right on time. Mm-hmm.

The cavalry, huh? That's right. I hope they brought medicine. Yeah, right. Probably showed up at all. Here's your lepricon medicine. Makes me spaded. And that's it, guys.

So I'm going to take it out because, Brian, I've got to ask you about something. As always, we want to thank you guys for listening to another episode of the horror returns. You know where to find us. And just go to thehorrorreturns.com or email us at thehorror returns at gmail.com. What are we doing next week, Brian? Is this movie happening or not? What are we doing?

Let me pull up. Let's be doing a new movie. which those are very few and far between these days. We got distracted by the Lampricon. Yeah, I was staring at his gold. We are doing, I know they're Irish-based horror movies, that's why I picked them. Okay, all right, so hopefully this one will be out. Unwelcome in the Hollow.

I know Unwelcome is supposed to be VOD, so. Okay. Well, hopefully we can find it. If not, if there's a non-lepricon, I don't want to hear about it. You might be disappointed next week. God damn it. All right.

Well, maybe Jinda Ferniston will show up. You might be disappointed. Philip, until the horror returns again. Good night.