The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #308: Forbidden Zone (1980) Commentary

Episode Date: April 19, 2022

This week, we finally pay off our debt to Patreon Patron Lonny Langston as we bring you a commentary of Richard Elfman's 1980 wacko musical Forbidden Zone. To make matters even crazier, we are joined by special guest and very good friend Sean Henry. Cool of the Week includes Father Stu, Ozark, The Batman, and The Walking Dead. Podcast spotlight shines on A Nightmare on Fierce Street. And we get feedback from Xim Vader, Tim Davis, Beastu, and Mike Batchelor. AND A VERY SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO OUR NEWEST PATREON PATRON AL RAMSEUR!!! Thanks for listening! The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Twitter: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= SK8ER Nez Podcast Network https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c4166 ESP Anchor Feed: https://anchor.fm/mac-nez E Society YouTube Channel https://youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A

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All right, welcome back, one and all, to The Hore Returns. I'm Lance, and with me as always are my co-host Brian and Philip. No Kevin tonight, but God damn it, by the power of Thor, we have Sean Henry. Our good buddy, Sean Henry, you seem to be our commentary guy lately, dude. Yes, and I'm happy to do so, happy to do so, guys. It's great to be on, thank you. How's it going, dude? I'm doing well, not sleeping much, but that's to be expected.

I have a two-week-old baby. Oh, have fun with that. Yeah, my third daughter. Oh, okay. Well-burst. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, I'm doing great, just, you know, working, taking care of the kids and doing school, and that's pretty much all I can do, and try and play games whenever I can, video games.

But, you know. Yep. Very good, very good. All right, man. Well, you're our guest, dude. So I guess we're going to jump into things pretty quickly since we have a whole movie to talk about. So you had a cool of the week, Sean? I'd say the cool week again is just my daughter turned two weeks old.

I know it's all about my kids. But, I mean, it's just crazy. Time goes by so quickly. Two weeks old, man. and they kind of take over your life at that age. Absolutely, they do. Yeah, she's definitely a daddy's girl already. Yeah, I think that would definitely be my cool of the week.

That's a good one. Yeah, anything else. I went and watched that Father Stu. That was really good. Oh, I wish I had. I chose poorly this week at the theater, Brian. I've seen that. I've seen that. Where did you go watch?

I guess I'll jump in, because I don't have a, cool of the week. I've got a not so cool of the week. My not so cool of the week is an actress named Karen Gillen, because she is shitting the bed in movies right now. You guys

heard of this new one called dual? Yeah, I had a question. Is she bad or is the movie bad? You know what? It's hard to say, dude. It really reminds me of, you guys remember that killing of the sacred deer? Yes.

Where all the dialogue was so fucking stilted and weird. Oh, God, I hated it. Yeah, it was exactly like, I don't think it was her. It was like literally exactly like they were, they were reading off cue cards the whole time. And I don't know, man, that's just not my, that's not my cup of tea. I don't, I don't like that director. What else did he do?

He did killing of a sacred deer. Didn't he do the one about the French queen or, oh, God, somebody jumping and helped me out. I know he did that. Didn't you do that movie, The Lobster? The Lobster. That's another like elevated horror that I just could not get into. I didn't hate that one. I never watched Killing of the Sacred Deer, though.

It just looks. I never really heard a whole lot of good things about it except, oh my God, it's the greatest movie ever. and then when I talk to like... It's so pretentious. Oh, God. It's like, okay, so you know what? This movie, this movie was fucking pretentious. Duel was...

The story sounded so great, right? Because she's dying of like, uh, they don't really ever say exactly what it is. Obviously, it's like some kind of cancer or something like that. Like she wakes up one morning and there's blood all over her bed and she's like thrown up in her bed. And she goes to see the doctor and it's like, the scene is like, uh, oh, doctor, what is wrong with me. And then the doctor's like, well, I'm reading your chart right here. And it says here that you'll be dead within about six weeks. Well, that's just bad because the killing of a sacred deer, killing of a sacred deer, they chose to do the dialogue like that. It was really bad, Brian.

Really fucking bad, dude. We could do that. Oh, my God. Well, we still need to. We still need to do that shit with Beat and Marcy where we do the, But the moose thing, it's been over a year now. Probably come out like that. But it was just so bad that, but the story was great. It was intriguing, right? So she can, you have the option to clone yourself, right? If you're dying so that your loved ones wouldn't have to suffer without you.

So she decides to clone herself and then the doctor's doctor tells her, oh, there's, you're, you are most certainly going to die. Oh, you have no chance of living. Oh, don't worry. No, you're dying. Go ahead and get a clone. And then she comes back into the office like three weeks later. And she says,

you remember when I told you there was about a 2% chance you might not die? That 2% has come true. It's really bad. I found it in the chart. You're in the clone have to fight to the death. It's terrible. But you know what? What else would they do?

I mean, that's got to be the rule when clones come around, right? It sounds like the, remember the Arnold movie? What was it? The Six-Day? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah.

But a really bad version. But I will say this, Duel was an absolute masterpiece compared to the other piece of shit that I saw Karen Gillen in this movie. Has anyone seen this Netflix monstrosity called The Bubble? Oh. I just started watching it

I'm not even like halfway through with it it's funny oh come on dude so far I mean I'm only 30 I've ever seen of it but it is terrible dude all right so it's got to be a really slow cool of the week when my cool of the week

guys is the walking dead that's bad that's not over yet nope we still got eight more seasons after the one I just finished so right now you got right now you got Right now you got Maggie and Negan basically about ready to fuck, which, you know, why not?

He killed her husband. She might as well like that. Now, he's the ultimate alpha male, am I right, guys? He kills her husband with a baseball bat and then fucks her. Yeah, that is true. All right, somebody helped me here. I've had a bad week. I got one.

I finally caught up on Ozark. Oh, nice. He's a good one. Good one. Yeah. I had only watched the first season and never really got back into it. Right. Man, that's why TV shows are dangerous because I'll binge the fuck out of them.

And that's what I did with this one. Great, great, great show. I'm in love with it. I can't wait until the second half of the fourth season comes out. That's the end of it, right? Yeah. Lord Lenny is amazing in it, how she just kind of... Is that roof?

Yeah, no, no, no. She's amazing, too. Ruth's amazing. Jason Bateman's wife. Oh, yeah. She's a... How she makes that turn. Super bitch.

Yes. And then her brother, the guy that plays her brother is amazing too. Yeah, he was really good. No, like, she hits me hard as... Oh, yeah, okay, that is definitely a politician. No shit, right? Yeah.

She can turn on the dime. Yeah, the brother, he's the guy that played the brother of Iron Fist, Brian, in the Netflix series. Don't forget about that. He was a good actor, though. He's a damn good actor. He was the best part of it for a season. And I watched what is the one on Netflix that just came out, the truth or dare one? Choose or die.

Choose or die. Yeah, that was terrible. I didn't hate it, but it was a lot tamer than I thought it was going to be. Yeah, like the kills weren't really there And it was like, you know, the same movie you've seen a hundred times I think it's more child friendly Yeah Like Lance I told you I was watching it

The granddaughter could have watched it It wasn't No dude she watched Scream 5 with me and loved it She was running around the house with a knife The next day That's awesome She literally got a knife out of the drawer and it was running around the house with a knife.

She said, I'm just screaming. I'm just screaming. Careful with that one. Get her a mask. Is that it, Phil? Yeah, that's all I got. All right. Amityville.

You know what it's time for. I'll run through it real quick. Amityville, no escape. You're never going to get done with this. I know. They keep making them. Why do they keep making them work? Bye.

I guess it's free to use the name. So that's the only thing I can come up with. This one, they try to do the found footage thing. I do give them points. They do have at least the front of the house in the town. Because I've seen plenty of Amityville movies where there's just no connection whatsoever. Throw like a scene in with stock footage. Not even that.

It'll just be in the title. And they'll never mention Amityville. Oh, my God. but it does that stupid thing like what's the movie Paranoma activity like the scene where she's just standing there staring at him

for hours there's a scene just like that with someone standing in the woods just staring off God damn so wow and yeah talked about choose or die

finally finally saw the Batman saw on HBO Max all right yes what did you do Thanks. Loved it. Okay, so that's your full of the week.

I thought it was great. Yeah. My brother-in-law and his wife saw it. They didn't like it. They fell asleep. I mean... It's long, dude. Yeah, it is.

But what really... Running time is way. What really drew me into it was we never really got to see Batman as the detective. Yes. And he's like really working the clues and going, checking out.

You know, and I love that and I want more. And Colin Farrell was amazing as the penguin. He's unrecognizable. Right, right. So, yeah, definitely. No one's seen it by now. I think I'm the only person that hadn't seen it.

Yeah. It's on HBO Max now. You were the one. You were Neo, the one. And I think there was one more thing I was going to. Oh, Curse film Season 2, loving it so far. Wizard of Oz, right? Man, that series makes you look at these movies completely different.

Wizard of Oz, there was so much shit going on. Really? Yeah. The lady that played The Wicked Witch, she caught on fire, the scene where she, you know, where the smoke pairs and she disappears. Just like Michael Jackson. Well, basically, she's supposed to fall. She was supposed to fall through a platform opens up and she falls through.

and the burst of flames come out. Right. But she kind of got hung up when she fell through, and then the burst of flames. Then after she recovered, they tried to get her to her like, here, jump on this broom, this gasoline-powered broom that's going to shoot flames out. She was like, no, I'm not doing it. So they got a stunt lady to do it, and as soon as they turned it on, exploded. Uh-huh. And they stumped on a car.

Holy shit. I probably shouldn't be laughing at that. They talk about, um, yeah. They talk about the actress that played Dorothy, how the studio basically got her hooked on pills because they wanted her. Yeah, they were horrible to her. Yeah. The shit about the munchkin that was hung in the background. Is that really?

I don't know. It's kind of funny that they replaced the scene with like a bird in the background. If it's not a... Oh, they replaced a scene. Yeah, if it's not a munchkin. Why go through the trouble to replace it? I didn't know they replaced it. I thought it always was a bird, and it just looked like a munchkin.

That's what I thought. No, that's the replacement. Is that the politically correct term now, Munchkin? I do what I can. You're going to hear me call Herbe Villages a midget, mini-men. And then I guess there was like stories about, like, there was a hotel with all the munchkin actors were there, and there was, I guess there were stories about how they just was tearing the place up. I guess that never happened.

Oh boy. Fucking party. I guess there was a movie based on it. Oh, the rainbow or under the rainbow. Yeah, and the director said. Yeah, that's a good movie, actually. The director said he wishes he never made that movie. Uh-oh.

I guess out of, there was like over 100, right. Manchin actors staying at this hotel, and he said maybe five or six. were acting out, but everybody just was saying, I guess there was orgies and all kinds of stuff. And then episode two was Rosemary's baby. There's so many connections to the Manson murders. It's crazy. Even to the point, and there's connection, you know, Manson was into the Beatles' white album. Sure.

I never noticed, but they said there's a white VW. you bug in Rosemary's baby that pops up in multiple shots. There's like, and there's something with when Sammy Davis, Jr. was saying he was a Satanist. And I guess his book, oh, come on. No, he was. His book in the movie is prominently shown twice. Oh, wow. It's, yeah, no, Amy Davis Jr., before he was Jewish, was a Satanist. Oh, come on, I'm not. No. It's in his, it's in his book.

And there's some real crazy shit. with the Manson family murders that are connected to Project MK Ultra the government stuff. I'm telling you. Fucking cool shit. Yeah, the second episode just the connections to the Beatles

and the Manson family. They even interviewed one of the Manson family members that was supposed to go to the Sharon Tate house. And it's crazy. It's crazy.

I definitely I gotta check this out some shuttering yeah they're all the season first season was good first season made me really look at what was the director

yeah that act that director fuck him right what he did to have them children get killed they should have never even been and to have the parents

there and the parents watch their children get chopped up by a helicopter yep Oh, crushed to death and one of them decapitated. I did a study on it when I was doing my master's, unfortunately. Whoa.

Yeah, accident analysis, and it was talking about how the accident occurred. John Landis. Yeah, that piece of shit should not have. Wow. Fuck that guy. Yikes. Yeah. But they talk about a poltergeist at all?

Yeah. The real skeletons they used in the pool scene. and yeah there's a lot a lot the whole series is fantastic that sounds like awesome series I'm gonna have to watch it at shutter you said yeah we're we're paying for it anyway we might as well as well

sure that and that's all I have all right well we're skipping a couple sections oh oh sorry I got one more real quick you guys ever heard of the devil's past it's a found footage movie about sounds familiar it's basically it's Based on, I forgot the name of it, about the nine Russian hikers that...

Oh, that one, yeah. Yeah. It's based on the real thing because they were found and people thought they died of hypothermia, but there's like, I guess some of them had their heads, like, bashed in and, like, they were found with, like, no shoes and... What? Crazy stuff. And basically, this movie is kind of like in the... I don't want to spoil it, like, something to do with Aeoacons.

And they made like a documentary team goes. Oh, I've seen this. It's a great movie. We get Phillips attention. Yeah, it's a good movie. Basically, a documentary team wants to go to the mountains to find out what happened and find out what happens. And it's pretty crazy. But it made me dig into the actual incident.

And it kind of seems like something else happened other than them dying in hypothernia. For everybody to run out of their tents with no clothes, not no clothes, but not dressed for the weather and have no shoes. And then some of them had head injuries, it's crazy. And they also mentioned the Philadelphia experiment. Oh, interesting. The naval battleship that was doing tests and stuff. All right.

Yeah, I was going to say they were trying to make it invisible. They were trying to prove. that visibility. Literally. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, actually, yeah. A cloaking device, huh?

Yeah. So, definitely recommend Devil's Pass. That was a good one, too. Now, that was still on Netflix? I think I caught it on, um,

Lance, get ready to send a check over to, uh, found it on Tooby. Oh, oh, yeah, okay,

Marcy, me, the money's on the way. I think it also might be on, uh, Amazon Prime. Okay. Dude, that's a good movie. I like that one.

Yeah. Yeah, I still remember that. I will check it out. All right, I'm done. All right. Well, let's jump straight into some listener feedback this week, since we're skipping news and trailers, but they will return next week. This week, we shine the podcast spotlight on a nightmare on Fierce Street. Right.

monstrous podcast about the fiercest topics of horror, hosted by Trent and Shariah. Shari. I'm sorry. How do I say that? Sure. Yeah. We do our best. Yes.

They promise to bring the fierceness every episode, sometimes critical, often hysterical, always fierce. So join us on Fear Street, and don't forget the caffeine pills. if I'm taking this. You're probably not caffeine. All right. Be sure to check them out. Zim Vader says, I enjoyed the show very much,

but I do disagree with all of you. Oh, okay. Not just me this time. That's a twist. That's a twist, Sean. The Detective Hoffman's story in the highlight of the franchise saw 3 through 7 is excellent.

Jigsaw and Spiral, I didn't like it all. I'm yet to find anyone that agrees with me, though, and probably never will eat. So, thanks again. That's fair. All right, and let's see. Lance, you just sent me something, right? Yeah.

We got a brand new Patreon. A Rihanna fan. A brand new Patreon. patron. It's Al Ramsoor and he has made a sizable donation. So we appreciate it. Nice. So Brian, Brian, you know what that means, right? Yeah. Al's going to have to pick some movies for us, right? I will work it into the schedule. Phil, I sent you something to

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Friends of the band and Well Worth, They Listen. Hey, appreciate that. That's awesome. And let's see, all you podcasters out there spend many hours making these shows and giving feedback. that can take as little as a few seconds, so it's the least I can do. Your last show was a fun listen, and I said the stand was the best Stephen King film. Is this still Zim?

Yes. Okay. Yeah, Zim's pretty much our only feedback guy lately, so. He gives good feedback. You responded by saying the shining was better than the stand? As far as a movie, I mean, that's my opinion anyway. Langalears. The stand book was much better.

Fuck that. You then mentioned misery, though. That was me. I love the stand, but maybe you got me there. Misery is hard to beat. As for the stand novel, I wanted to read it for many years, but when I get it in my hands, I'm too overwhelmed. with the sides of it.

It's what, 1,200 pages? If I tried to right, 1287 on the revised one. If I tried to read it, I'd be halfway through the first page and my kid would shit his pants

and my wife would need me to fix something. I totally understand that. That's going to be three to a thousand airwifles in to buy that out. Yes. Three to four thousand interruptions through the course of the novel. It's on my bucket list.

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Yes, we are. Okay. Hope you guys are ready. None of you guys have seen this movie before, right? Except Lonnie, right? I've never heard of it, but then when I pulled it up, I do recognize some of the pictures. Okay. I think you might be in for a treat.

We'll see. I don't recognize any of it. It's our amazing patron. Patreon patron, that rascal Lonnie Langston, takes over as we bring you a commentary for Forbidden Zone, which was on YouTube until about 10 minutes ago. Richard Albert took it down because we were all pulling it up on YouTube. I guarantee you that's exactly what happened.

We all started looking for it. And he was like, what the fuck is this? Nobody's paid the shit. Can't blame him. We should have mobbed it. Richard's been keeping an eye on us. Damn it, Richard. well at least come fucking listen to the show or something

right hey maybe we can get them on the show I wouldn't be too surprised as we could we'll give it a shot alright some forbidden zone trivia a mysterious door in the basement of the Hercules house

leads to the sixth dimension by way of a gigantic set of intestines why not when Frenchie slips through the door King Fausto falls in love with her. The jealous Queen Doris

takes Frenche prisoner and is up to the Hercules family and his friend Squeeze

it Henderson to rescue her. The hell are we watching? I think I'm way too sober for this movie.

That synopsis was just a bunch of words thrown together. I don't know what's going on. Wait

do you see the movie. Director as we mentioned, who struck it from YouTube is Richard Lerb. But I'm sure we can find it elsewhere if you guys want to watch along.

Brother of Danny of Oingo Boingo Fang. All right. Boingo fame. It's a dead man's party who could ask for more. Also known for shrunken heads and the upcoming movie Forbidden Zone 2. There you go. That's our chance to get them on the show.

I did see that. It was like a go fund me thing that you raise money to do the movie well I think we all owe I think we owe them at least ten bucks after this 10 bucks fuck

then cost that go see it in the theater and it's made in 1980 um director rich Richard Elfman and star Marie Pascal Elfman who were married at the time financed the movie by buying

renovating and selling houses. They ran out a movie and the movie was rescued by a benefactor. Hugo John. Interesting. I'm just kidding. The pinup girl painting the King Fausto. I can't read the actor's name. I'm sorry.

Worked. Hervey Villages. Yeah, that's the guy. Okay. Works on. Yeah, plan. That's tattoo. Oh, is that him?

The real fantasy island, not that piece of shit from two years ago. Tattoo? All right, awesome. Yeah, that was the original tattoo. Well, a painting that he works on was done by Los Angeles-era painter Robert Blue, which was stolen from the painter's studio not long after the film's completion. In real life, however, Villages was himself a skilled painter. As long as the painting is low.

Postage stamps. He's got like a tiny, what do you call it? The storyline about the adventures of a family who explored the sixth dimension was added later to tie everything together. Oh, okay. Sure. They were like, hey, guys, this movie doesn't make any fucking sense. We got to do something. All right.

You guys ready? Let's do it. Absolutely. Hey, let me try to get it set up with a little bit of sound here, but not too much. And I'm at the one second mark. Where is everybody else? Zero. Zero.

Okay. Zero. Tell me when you guys are ready, and I'll do the countdown from one second. Ready. Three. Ready? Yeah. All right.

Three, two, one. Oh, we got little birds chirping. Huckaberry Jones, the local pimps. Oh, Goddix peddler and slum lord was seen entering in the big house. It's amazing. While smashing some heroin in the basement, he stumbled upon a mysterious door. Naturally, he entered. Fine.

Only to find. Oh, my God. Is he in blackface? That's kind of what it looks like. Oh, my God. Wow. Oh, canceling. Oh, Jesus.

Oh, boy. Oh, that's a blackface clown with boxing word. We're so screwed. This is going to be worse than the clerk suing. Oh, God. Okay. Nuclear waste, huh? What is happening?

Oh, man. This should have been on a Saturday night. How was Richard Elfman able to make a second one? his mind should be destroyed by drugs. No kidding. This is like LSD, heroin and alcohol combined to create this. Maybe a little cocaine, too. Not to mention ecstasy.

Yeah, yeah, might as well. Oh, holy shit. Hey, there you. His little cigar. It's actually just a cigarette. It just looks big. The princess. Bus rod. It's already. I've got the nips out.

Right. Now, who is she? Her last name was Elfman. Is it? Okay, so she's got to be somehow related, right? Yeah. Okay, you got flashed Hercules and Gramps Hercules here, right? Squeeze it and Renee.

There's Danny Alfin himself. Playing the devil. Of the mystic nights of Oingo Boingo. Wow, that is some cinematography there, huh? You know, I gotta say, not a terrible band name. Yeah, I like it. The Mystic Knights of Oingo Boongo. Why not, right?

It is unique. Much of this set cost. What the fuck? $2 It's about like my garage that I'm filming in here Holy shit Is that Mel Brooks?

I was watching Oh hell no I didn't Last night I took the match around for food yesterday barely wandered into the four-bidden song I'm

Why did she have a fridge accent. Kiss, kiss, kiss. I think we're going to be asking why a lot throughout this movie. Yes, I was thinking the exact same thing, Brian. And the answer to all of the questions

is drugs. But it'll all tie together because of the sixth dimension. You don't ever. Uh-oh, here we go. Told you. It was a musical, Brian. Wow. I like the finger dancing.

Is the old guy wearing diapers or what? I don't even know. Almost looks like a hospital gown. Is it? Is that what it is? I genuinely don't know. Okay. Oh, man. Marie Pascal Elfman is his Richard Elfman's ex-wife.

Yeah. Ah, that's the one dancing. Yeah. Okay. Well, ex-wife now. Right. 50 shit going on here. Wow.

I don't think that's his voice. Oh, no, no. I don't know what to say. You think there'd be more to this commentary. It's just so fucking bananas. Now we've got a tool video happening. Right. What's with the dice?

You tell us. What? What the hell? It turned into jackass all of a sudden. Steve-oh. Oh, my God. Okay. Somebody decided

to film that. Wow. Oh, this must be hell, right? Uh-huh. Roasting a topless woman over a spit. I can imagine there's that many boobies in hell.

No. No. Not at all. There's the king. I definitely not tattoo. Because he makes me smile. Hey. He looks so happy.

How come he's calling the one guy, Gramps, but he looks twice as old as him? So many questions. What did the newspapers say, man bites dog, then bites self? Yep. Just making sure. High school project level movie.

What is going on? It's like middle school. Wouldn't even give it high school. Oh, God. There's squeeze it. Is he jerking off or what? I guess that's why they call him squeeze it. Oh.

Is he jerking off? I think so. He's kind of moving around a little weird. Where is this? other hand. The hell of the power move in the middle of conversation, jerking off. Oh, boy.

Is that like a Mickey Mouse Club? Yeah, this was their future projection of what Disney looks like. And they're not totally wrong. The hell's he eating? Oh, no, but he's holding his silverware the wrong way. Oh, now, there he goes. Fixed it.

This is like Hellraiser with no plot with no plot. Guys. Anybody knows? Every time. Did he eat the guy's ear? Yeah. Jesus Christ.

You know, Mike Tyson, who is big into the THC industry, he has new dummies and their little ears. Oh, I've seen those. Oh, of course. Of course. Don't they have, like, little piece missing out of the ear or something? Yeah, like little ears with the piece missing out like a little. like Holyfield. Oh, that's great.

Insult to injury. That's like looks like some Gialo blood there. This is cool. You sit. Wait, which is the dream sequence? Is this the dream sequence? I'm not sure. And I've seen the movie probably like a dozen times. Oh, I get what's wrong with him. He's like, he's like a crackhead or something. Is that what it is? I swear the grouch. He had the shakes. and he of course has no pants on

the shakes why is the kid on was grandpa shooting up is that a Muppet I don't know what the fuck is going on Hitler's in the front row though Is this hell I'm not sure

Is this the sixth dimension or is this hell or Is this just the Los Angeles high school in 1980 they can't even keep a straight face all they're doing

the fucking scene he definitely did not have bald up wet paper towels in his hands doesn't look like it I gotta say

I've never seen anybody do the lips like they have the teacher okay interesting creative I'll give them that

again though is that a real person or is that like a muppet philip it's real person what is happening oh god i don't even i have no clue sean you agreed to join us here man come on i know man what did i get into this is something that looks like that dude like bill hater When are we going to Speaking to which, Philip, when are we going to do the repo man commentary With Darren? Oh my God, I love

Repo Man. Yes, see, we were supposed to do that like a fucking year ago, right? Or two years ago. I'm totally on board for that. Kind of like the fanatic Take 2 scene we were supposed to do two years ago and all the steel books we were supposed to give away two years ago.

Hey, it'll all happen one day. In due time. Blues Brothers dance here? What's happening? Is that the Blues brothers? That's what it looked like. That white bitch is crazy. Blacksplitation now, right? Wow.

We're in so much trouble, guys. We didn't make it. He's still going. What? What happens? Maybe this is why Richard Elfman took it down. Ah, okay. Could be. Oh, my God. Wow.

There's so much drugs going on in the filming of this. Now it's an action movie. It is for the action. The action returns next week, Brian. Andy Dick is the teacher. That's who. That's not Andy Dick, is it? Is it?

It could be. It looks like it. It could be. It does kind of look like him. Bored and disgusted with school, French he returns home to confide in her mother. Okay. Bored is not the word I would use there. You're all a part of the same family.

Why does she speak French? Good question. Didn't see that roller skate? Wow. You should have made it a banana peel. Is she going to hell? Is this what this means? And she came out of ass.

Okay. And landed on top of the poop. Is that what that is? I think so. They're not even in unison. What I miss, guys? I don't, yeah. Okay.

There's boxes now. Making house ears again? Whose mouse is that? What is happening? There's a lot of odd choices in this movie. Yeah, why would you even do that? I got it. Speak Spanish, sorry.

Let me put somebody in there that does. No shit. What did they say, Lance? Cocaine's a hell of a drug. Something like that, yeah. This is pretty far beyond cocaine. I don't know what kind of drugs they had, but I kind of want some. just to try at least once, right?

You may never come back, Philip. That's the only problem. I don't think any of them came back. No, they didn't. Kind of a catchy tune. They explode? Yeah. I guess they're done, huh?

They're getting classical with the music. They got to cover all genres. He is enjoying. that leg. Jesus Almighty. He has some hell of nipples on her. Are you talking about the one with the granny panties on?

Yeah. It's the plan, the plan. Is he still alive? I think he's, didn't he drown at a pool or something? He passed away a while ago. He likes that leg,

doesn't he? No, he actually killed himself. He shot himself. Oh, my God. No. He would have been a pretty cool old little guy. He died in 93 at the age of 50. Oh, wow.

That sucks. What the fuck? It did say, it did say cell 63 is where the king keeps his favorite concubines. These are his favorite? That's just some nipples there, aren't they, Philip? Yeah, man, there's the granny penny with the nipples again. It's fantastic, by the way. Is this turned into a porn now or what?

Feels that way. Well, that's the only thing has made sense in the movie so far. Right. See, and this looks like that dude from the Adam Sandler movie. It's the one in the grandma's boy. It does look like him.

Maybe this is his dad or something, right? Because this was 1980. Well, most babies were a long time ago, though, right? The grandma's boy. Yeah, I think Grandma's boy came out in, like, 2006. Okay, all right. Is this guy supposed to be like Buddha or something? It looks like it.

I didn't even notice that with this big old fake gut. And fake everything. She looks familiar. What has she been in? Susan Tyrell? I think she's been, wasn't she in a bunch of like the pee-wee? Wasn't she the little teeny tiny woman and big top pee-wee? Really? Oh my gosh, this movie just got a little bit better because of that. I think so. I think she was like a little teeny tiny.

Like a honey-ho. Yeah, the guy that ran the circus, it was like his wife. Pretty sure that's her. I could be wrong. sure looks like her. The guys with the jockstrap on. They were like, half her budget on this

frog costume. He has to be in every scene. Right. That was her, Lance. That was her. Oh, she was in cry, baby. Oh, man. She's been in everything, then.

Oh, she was in powder. Oh, my God. That was a terrible movie. She worked under her. Ugh, Victor Salva. Oh, yeah, the rapist himself, right? Yeah. Oh, we were talking about clown house.

Victor Salva, he's a child molester, right? Yeah. And he's still making movies. That's a past rapist. I wonder how. Okay, well. Hey, Lance, what time are you at on the film? Let's see, I'm at 25 minutes, right at 25 minutes.

Okay, cool. Yeah. Stupid ad popped up. Oh, great. All right. Well, let me know if you need to time update. Okay. Uh-oh, she caught him spying on the chick.

What are they throwing dildos or what? Is he supposed to be like a chandelier or something? Yeah, I think so. Human chandelier. Jesus almighty. Flailing around up there. They're like, just go with it. Right.

Wow. You know what? These are probably all one takes. Yeah, probably. Yeah, probably. How much did it cost to make this damn movie? That's a good question. Let me look that out.

It could have been much, right? No, and 90% of it went to drugs. $100,000. $9,000. None of it went to drugs. None of it went to drugs. it went to the set. No, it all went to drugs.

No. Yeah, absolutely. All I see now is her character from peewee. Right. Except she's actually bigger than Herbe Gilles here.

Midge, Montana. Right. That's it. That's it. So he's not allowed to look at his own concubine? Doesn't make any sense. She said, I'm the king, bitch. they're about the 69 or something what is happening definitely watching the chandelier oh he got a running starting of that oh boy this is shantz

hey lance i'm giving up on the ad supported one so what time do you have right now okay we've got 20 right at almost right at 28 minutes 27 57 The chandelier with his dick out is doing flips. This is like a category on porn hub or something. Oh, my God. The chandelier fell asleep. The chandelier fell asleep, huh? Is that a snake on top of him?

Or? What the fuck? Back to the house again. The family panics when they discover Frenchie is missing. They don't look like they're panicking. Yeah, but it says that in the newspaper. Ah, okay. What happened to the chandelier? Yes, he died, but at least his giant bone dick is still intact.

This is definitely the new woke Disney, right? You see what I mean about the frog? He's still there? I know. He don't know. He don't know. We have a hard on for the frog. See, that's what I'm saying.

They probably just told him to do whatever. And he doesn't know what to do right now. There's the painting they were talking about. Yes. He really did that? I guess. Oh, somebody else who did it. It was stolen a few weeks after the movie.

Oh. Why does a skeleton have like a bone penis sticking out of it? Because of this. What's going on? Oh, man. The frog guy has no idea what to do. Oh, Andy Dick is back. No, there's Andy Dick.

Wow. What the fuck? I feel so. insulted by all of their faces and such. Right? This is pretty bad, huh? Wow. And now we got some soul going.

Right. Oh, God. Racism is so bad. Oh, God. Probably should have been singing that whole thing. Yep. And my folks editor. Is he a Boy Scout?

I'm singing. Gay, gay, gay. Hey. Hey. This is some of the weirdest shit I have ever fucking seen. I truly believe, even under the influence of marijuana and many other mind-altering drugs, I still would not understand this fucking film. Yeah.

It's jamming out. This is best part of the movie. People actually came together and made this. There you go. No. There's a forbidden zone two in production right now. They had to have been so desperate. I guarantee it ain't going to be nothing like this.

This guy's got. See pop up there? What a hell of a deal with it? What the hell? A gun and a knife? What? Oh, my God. Outside Conroe called Cutting Shoot, Texas.

Oh, yeah, cut and shoot Texas. That's right. It's the time to get shanked or shot. Okay. What are these all New Orleans Saints fans? They all put paper bags over their heads. Nice. like it.

I'm a Saints, man. I can say that. I remember those days. What's with a paper window that keep jumping out of? The Saints are the ones that started that, right? Yeah, I think so, man. It seems like it would have been brown. You would think so, right? Is that a blow-up doll?

That looks like it. Oh, now they're going into sixth dimension, huh? There's the intestines. That guy got a little something up his intestines, too. Oh, look. Oh, look. See him too? Oh, God. Money Python.

Yeah, but with ass probing while in intestinal tract. Oh, boy. Ouch. Oh. You guys said something, did somebody say middle school project? Yes, yes, absolutely middle school. Holy hell. Hey, good poop joke's always funny.

Oh, boy. Let's offend everybody here now. Oh, my gosh. It's a moyal. I'm here for the tip of your dick. Oh, God. How old is this guy? God, I don't know, man.

He looks like he's about 90. He's barely keeping it together. Right. Oyvei. Holy hell, Batman. Holy hell. Dude, old Jewish people are the best. Particularly the grandmothers.

They're hilarious. Did you guys know this was Danny Elfman's first composing debut? That does not surprise me, man. Yeah, I would not put that on my resume. Boingo, man, they had a couple of pretty big hits. He's went on to compose music for Batman, Edward Cizzerhands. Who is this guy with the beard? I think so.

The Toby McGuire Spider-Man movies. Wow. He is actually composing music for the new Doctor Strange. Oh, wow. That doesn't surprise me at all, man. He's the only one that went on to be successful. Well. Got to start somewhere.

Boys, got to start somewhere. Yeah. He got behind him. She's like, where's my turn? There comes the frog. We hell, Batman. Lance is dying. Oh, my God.

You okay? I think he'll make it. Richard O'Ferman, went on to do absolutely nothing. It's forbidden zone two. Forbidden zone two, Brian. In the works. He did a movie called aliens, clowns, and geeks.

About an intergalactic war between clowns and aliens. That sounds awesome. I think that's going to be our next. Let me talk to Al Ramseur and see if he'll pick that for our next commentary. there's no way that's available like streaming anywhere uh-oh B'Hirman chick's got her tits out

right? Yeah she does. Hello. I'll tell you what, she's definitely got some bazoombas, man. You can't argue with that. Not a bad looking lady aside from the smeared ass makeup. Does she know they're out? Do you what, Brian? Does she know they're out? Or is this like just one of them takes or just like, we'll just like, we'll just

with it. Probably not. One of those one takes you were talking about. I honestly can't imagine that anybody that was involved in this movie at all remembers any of it. Any of it. No.

Uh-oh. This doesn't look good. Except maybe Daniel. Aye, aye. This does not look good, guys. Is this Dr. Frankenfurter? We switched over to this fucking

Frankenfurter's lab or what you know I bet that's kind of what they were shooting for I think I think so I think so they just like really missed the target oh yeah they absolutely shit the bed

and then rolled around in the shit and then made a movie left yes oh man who these guys on stilts. What?

In the background. I don't know, but I told you that frog dude is in every fucking scene in this movie. They were like, we spent the most money. I know. I know. The frog's in every, literally every fucking scene. For no reason. Yep.

Or maybe he had the most amount of drugs and they couldn't get him to leave. It's probably Richard Elfman under the... It probably is. You know what? I'm almost sure it is. It's got to be, right? And there he is. He just kind of blends right in, doesn't he?

Nips is back. Yep. Are they crucifying one guy or? Oh, they're like in a torture chamber, right? I don't know, but that is fantastic old makeup these guys got on. I never understood that why they did this stuff, like it, especially like in the 80s and stuff, Were they a young actor and paint them up to make them look old?

They did it with X a couple of fucking weeks ago where they fucking could have just used two old people, you know? I don't understand why they do that. It doesn't make them Prometheus. Right. I don't know. Fucking Texas Chantzaw Masker. I know, man. I know.

I just hire an old guy. It's got to be cheaper. This is getting out of control. What's going on now? She is going to. They're treating her for sister. What is happening? Nips is definitely my favorite character.

I don't know. What in the world? They opened up the septic tank. I swear I've seen this movie before, but none of this is familiar now. What is the fuck? Dude, his fly is just wide open. Oh, you're right. I think by the time I got to this part of the movie, Brian,

now there's a gorilla. Damn it, they spent some money on the gorilla costume. Now he's going to be in every scene. Yeah. What is this? You know what that is. Brian, you know what there is. Brian, you know what that is.

Come on. He just immediately. He blew it out. sexually harasses her. I think that goes a little beyond sexual harassment. Yeah, that's straight sexual assault. That's literal rape, huh?

Yeah. Are they literally floating in shit like sewage water or what? I don't know. I think we won't see the gorilla again. Yeah, is that a gorilla costume now? Not anymore. What happened to the first?

wrong. He'll be in the next scene. Oh, that happened. What the? Wow. What? What the actual shit? The ex-

She said something about a Tampax. What did she say? I don't know. I got to go get a Tampax. I'll see you later. Hey. All right. Hey, Brian.

What are your thoughts of Lonnie Langley? right about now this looks like a brutal video I at this point I don't know what's going on oh my god oh Jesus he has painted on five o'clock yeah he has painted on five o'clock yeah all right i think we're off on time what time are you guys on I don't know How much time is that? I'm in the sixth dimension right now. I think we're way off, because y'all keep talking about shit that comes up like five minutes after y'all talk about it. I'm like 4317.

Oh, boy. I think the color version and the black and white version are slightly. Oh, man. I'm afraid you're right, dude. I've still got 30 minutes and 46 seconds left. I'm at like 43 minutes, but they're doing like a bunch of guys in suits doing a jam. next to us. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Now they're all gone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's where I'm at.

Yeah. Oh, look, now they're in China. Oh. Oh. Oh, God. It's the Olympic. Oh, boy. See, these are the type of movies that, like, when I watch them.

Uh-huh. It makes me think I can go make my own shitty movie. Yeah. We probably could. Well, shitty and then artistic. There's not a whole lot of line between those two. Yeah. Like the line between genius and insanity, huh?

Yeah. Because I mean, by all rights, Rocky Horror Picture Show should be shit. Right, right. But we gave it like a nine. Oh, classic. It's great. We all gave it a nine. Yeah, but I think they got it. gave a shit in it. This one, it's

just like everyone's half-assing it. Yeah, I mean, how much cardboard and paper into the set? True, true. Hey, there's a hard hat, at least. Like, and they keep having, and we're talking about like 1980 here, right?

Oh, yeah, it's Justin Trudeau, guys. We just, we just fast-nine this. We went to space. Oh, my God. Justin Trudeau. He's the expert. What are they doing now? What the fuck?

Oh, they're all having a smoke break now, right? Lance, when they were filming this at this point, they were like, what the fuck are we doing? I like how they had to add in something to explain this. Like, anything has made any sense at all from the beginning. I will say this. Brian, out of all the podcast that we've seen the

posting for, like over the last six years that we've been doing this, I think we're literally the first people to have ever covered this film. That does not shock me. Yeah. There's the frog. Next scene. Move on.

Move along. Move along. Oh, boy. She's still jumping up. and down. Aye, aye, aye. Just keep the tits moving, baby. Keep jumping.

Like he zipped up absolutely nothing. Oh, boy. We're just eating bananas. Again, we're off, guys. Okay, now I see the bananas. Like Benny Hill mixed with just an insane amount of LSD and meth.

Wow. Yes. Wow. Yes, absolutely. I see math. Now the frog's getting some. Oh, you were missing that. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're caught up to that. All right. Froggy is getting some tips. Go froggy. Get your froggy on. Is that paper machet in the background or what? Or trash bags? Oh, it's all paper machet.

and like tarps from Walmart What the fuck is going on here? How is he going to make a second one? I guess when this ends we'll find out where it ends, right? He cannot have all this shit he put in this movie and a new one. No. No. Fuck, no, not today's.

No. crucified You don't think so Hey, that's What? What? I think we're off. No, there's, yeah, there's people in this movie that I've seen in other movies.

I just, I can't. Are you guys at the Sailor part? Yeah. Um, no. Have you seen where it says, meanwhile? Yeah, I'm at meanwhile. Where's the guy with the chick? I see the guy with the chickens.

There's the sailor. That's for Maniac. Are you serious? That is him. Boy, it sure does look like him, isn't it? That is him. Wow. Can't think of his name.

Josephine. Joseph, that is him. Never would have made that connection. Holy shit, Brian. From Maniac and Rocky. Okay. All right. You're right.

Chicken boy. And this guy's chicken boy. Chicken fucker. Bisons in registration. Chicken fucker. Did he say, I ain't your dad. I ain't your pop kid or whatever. No, this guy's not one of us.

He said he's fucking sheep. I'm sorry. Nothing to do with this. But it fit in perfectly. Oh, wow. I know this is in black and white, but I feel like they painted these chickens white. I feel like they painted the chickens white. They probably did.

Dude, this guy's got the worst fake beard I've ever seen. Right, right. You see where it hooks on? He's jacking off again. It totally looks like he's rubbing one out. Oh, man. Poor fucking chickens. They didn't do anything.

They didn't deserve that. They definitely, hey, at the end of this movie, Sean, they can't legally say no animals were harmed in the making in this film. Yeah, no kidding. They were emotionally abused at the bare minimum.

Maybe actually molested. Poor animals. Poor chickens. Oh, my God. Now I'm really confused. We got... Go ahead, Phillip, what were you going to ask? The fake-ass beard rabbi guy sitting in the corner eating a pie.

Did you guys, are you on that part or no? Oh, no, we're all way off. After he beat the hell out of the club? With the rubber club, yeah. It was bending all over the place. Aye. Everything else is bending right now, too. Just keep going.

It'll be fine. Yeah, this is rough, guys. I'm sorry. I didn't remember it. being this rough. Oh, we got to squeeze it to the rescue. Wow. Holy shit.

He's chickening his way through the intestines. Oh, boy. What the fuck is happening? It's so stupid. Philip, how much time do you have left in yours? I don't know the answer to that. Okay. All right.

Maths. I'm way behind again. I'm at 51 minutes, but mine is only one hour and 13. I know. This is really bad. No, I think the color version maybe has some extra scenes, although I don't know what possibly goes and cut. Right.

Well, I guess I'll just have to rewind and watch Nips jumping around. Squeeze it to the rescue is where I'm at right now. Okay, well, let's, I'll go back so I can watch. Okay, squeeze it going through the intestines, Philip, to the rescue. Okay, that's what I'm going back to as well. Okay, there's the star of David. Question mark and a rocky just hit him. Are they anti-Semitic or they just, or they actually?

I can't figure out if it's anti-Semitic or if it's pro-Semitic or if it's Semetic or if it's Semitic. I'm a little bit ahead of you guys. It's about to get worse. Oh, boy. It's getting a lot worse real quick. Thank God for those tities that just came out. Hey. That was a nice respite from the racism.

No kidding. It's not done. Oh, gosh. Oh, my gosh. I think it's over. over. Oh, boy. Oh, this is bad. Oh, it's a black face.

Holy shit. No. No. Oh. I thought blackface went out in like the 60s or 70s. And this is a 1980 movie. Yeah, and it's not even like... It's more like purple face.

It's not even like subtle black face. It's like, all. Yeah, it's like straight up racist. Yeah, exactly. Okay, I'm at where it's just abandon hope, all ye who enter here. There's Danny Elfman. Same. There's Danny Elfman.

The devil himself. Okay. Jesus. All right. You guys at the Danny Elfman part where is in the white suit? Is he up the horns? Yep. Okay.

Holy crap on a cracker. He's Jedi. How? The Elkman is the one not Danny Elfman, whatever the fuck his name is. He's the only one that looks like he actually gives his shit. Right, yeah. I don't think I've actually ever seen a picture or video of Danny Elfman. No, yeah, this is him.

This is definitely Danny Elfman. Wow. I did see Oingo Boingo Live once when I was in high school. Yeah, that is going on to make a lot of really, really good soundtracks, hasn't you, Brian? Yeah, and that's the band in there. That's the Oingo Boingo band? Yeah, I'm looking. Not only is Danny Elfman's first film as a composer,

it also marks the first appearance of his band Oingo Boingo, here billed as Mystic Knights of Oingo Bongo. It's amazing that they made it, that they survived. This turn. Jesus Christ. Holy shit. Wow. Well.

So anybody who's listening along that hasn't seen this movie or is it watching it? What do you guys think? Skip it? This is the worst piece of shit movie I think I have ever seen in my entire life. life. I've seen a lot of that's saying a lot.

I haven't said that I think you almost have to see it to understand how how terrible insane it is. Yes.

Yes, absolutely watch it because of the just movie on crack. This is so God. If you're going to

have a night where you're going to do drugs, this would be a fun of people. This is a good one, yeah. If you want

to watch something completely strange, that makes no sense because I'm trying to figure out what was the story before they added the Sixth Dimension thing. Right, that's what I'm saying.

But you don't have, this isn't one of those movies you have to check off your checklist. Yeah. I'm kind of glad I'm watching it. Oh, here's, are you guys at the masseuse part? Yes, yes. That's Richard Elfman.

Ah, okay. So he took off his frog mask and now he's massaging. Oh, that wasn't him. I looked it up. It was some actor. Oh, okay. He's only done like a few movies.

On the frog costume. Okay. Yeah. He does like them big, doesn't he? He likes his large women. Pushing for the pushing. Oh, boy. Boy, so that's Richard Elfman.

That's Danny Elfman's brother, okay. He looks like he came out of, like, street trash the movie. He has one of, like, the Bums. But you know what? Everything about the movie has, like, a weird, like, 1920s or 30s cartoon feel to it. Yeah. Definitely, definitely. It is unique.

Like, you watch. You watched those first couple of even the Mickey films, you know? Sure, sure. Really make any sense. He was, what, driving a steamboat? It's almost, it's almost, like they're daring you to be offended at everything they put on here, you know? It's like there's no group that doesn't get poke fun at in this movie. I can't imagine that was their thought behind it.

I think they watched a bunch of really old cartoons and did a lot of drugs. and said, hey, we can do that live action. It'll be awesome. Yes. So no political agenda. No, I can't imagine there's a political agenda. No, fuck no. People used to make movies like that.

Good old Frenchy. Oh, I thought she was going to be the new queen. Well, I think we're getting close to the end here, guys. Dun-d-dun. Whippin' him. Whippin the frog. Whippin' good. It's not too late.

Did it say pseudo-minstrel cramps? Yes. Yes, it did. Yes, it did. Holy hell, Batman. And they're still wearing their Mickey ears. Oh, boy. Why is Disney not sued?

Look, God damn it, fucking Richard Elfman, you took this mirror? off YouTube right when we were going to watch it. And yet you've got Disney eras on everybody. Go explain that to me. That is a very good point, Lance. You could turn this one a couple of ways.

Wow. Oh, boy. What the fuck? What was that, Brian? I don't know if you're at the part I was just at. I think I am. A cage full of people. No.

I just saw it. Yeah, kind of looks like That's what I just saw. Women in prison movie from the 70s. Where's Pam Greer in here? I was with Brian and then I rewound it. Are they having an orgy in the background or what? Yeah.

Kind of looks like it for sure. They're just going to town. Oh, boy. Giggity, giggedy. Yeah. Oh, they're like God. Wow.

They're all trying to fuck a footbook. It was terrible. What the hell? Uh. Were they condoms over their face? Is that what it was? I don't know. They got something going on.

Uh-oh. Froggy just got kicked in the nuts. Yep. Saw that. You killed my froggy. Dude, she does have some really great tits. Yeah, it's almost like, it's kind of like, ah, it's hard to explain. It's like, ugh, it's like a mixture between Divine and Dolly Parton.

Yeah. That's it. That's a great description. Oh, no. Oh, not the knife. Oh, boy. Well. Catfights. Yeah, literally. The actual cat sounds. Mm-hmm. What is this weird suit this lady's wearing?

I have no idea, man. One of so many questions. Is he going to circumcise him or what? There are so many people screwing through underwear in this movie. I know. Dry hump bonanza. Yeah. Like a furry convention without the costumes.

Oh, God. Oh, my gosh. Every time that guy gets poked in the ass, he just, sticks that little club right up the other dude's that. Share and share alike. Oh, look, the cat fight turned out the right way.

Oh, that's worth. Ten minutes left. Oh, my brought me some deep. All right. Thank you, baby. What is it? Oh, thank you. Okay. All right.

The wife brought me some Chipotle, guys. Oh, sweet. Something good happened. You're right. More dry-humping and underwear, huh? Now, does she realize that... I don't even know. She has to.

I assume? I mean... Oh, yeah. I mean, if she doesn't, it's for the same reason the rest of the movie's been made. Oh, boy. out of existence. Holy shit.

There we go. Shatter in the tit. I could have been a... I was getting a contender. But it bounced off thanks to the fake booby. Yeah, right? What is true, boobies. 1980, those don't look fake.

those are some real delicious ones. I think we know what Philip's going to be Googling when we're done here. Oh, God. Amazing what they got away with, man. Let me cup a feel as you die. Well, wouldn't you? True. And you know what the punchline to this whole thing is?

Danny Elfman is probably like a multi, multi, multi-millionaire right now. Am I right? Oh, he absolutely is. He's doing very, very well off. And everyone else is bullshit. What fuck is happening? Do you ever figure out what's with the dice? That's kind of hard to tell.

I mean, do you ever figure out what anything else was that? I'm working on it. Oh, what's this? The last big musical number, Brian. I know. Just like any good musical, you got to have a final number, man. I'm past it. This is like Lobowski's dream.

Ah, we do have a new queen, right? Guys? Anybody feel enlightened now? I'm glad we connected it all with the sixth dimension. More crucifixion stuff. Do you see that? When I described. the plot in the beginning

right any of that you had no idea did you right it's just so that made more sense than any of this movie did like I could read that now and instead oh boy that makes sense I would go I still don't get it

right all they got panty hose over their face you know what you know it would be the ultimate irony guys if All kidding aside, if Richard Elfman took this down just in time before we could, you know, do it on YouTube, right? And the next thing you know, Michael Felscher is mastering a steelbook version of this movie six months from now. Oh, my God.

Once again, we could say we're responsible for that. They'll halfway through it, I was like, oh, maybe he didn't take it down because he thought, you know, somebody was stealing it. Maybe he took it down because he was like, oh, my God, I can't have it. Oh, my God. Someone actually searched it for it. It was a dark time in my life, guys. All right. Well, the gorilla's back.

I don't know how. Where's the frog? Where's the frog? He was literally hamburger. What is this scorpion fucking looking weird thing on the... I guess it was a sphinx. Oh, my God. Wow.

Okay, I think, hey, they're setting it up for the sequel now, guys. Are they? And a galaxy far, far away. A sequel 40 years. A sequel 40 years later. Okay. Okay. So.

What does everybody think? That was interesting to say those. Well, Sean, we want to thank you for joining us, man. Thank you. I appreciate. Yeah, anytime you have any more commentaries, and whether they be bad movies like this or good ones, I'm always happy to come on and, you know, laugh a little bit and just shoot the shit. Now, in the back of your head, you're going, oh, my God. please don't ever call me again.

No, no, no. It was definitely interesting. I have to say that again. That's without, without doubt. All right. Well, here's the good news. I was looking on my AMCA list for what movies are coming out next week. Not only do we have a new Nicholas Cage maybe coming out next week.

Yes. I think we're not going to cover that for two more weeks, right, Brian? Yeah. That's week. Got a couple more weeks before we got it. Okay. But we also have, if I'm not mistaken, somebody mentioned the lighthouse earlier tonight, right?

Oh, yeah. Nice. So isn't there a new Eggers movie coming out? Oh, the Northman. So what does that mean, Brian? What's going to be happening on our next show, man? Let me collect my thoughts after this movie. We are covering the Northman and the 13th Warrior.

Oh, yes. Some Viking action. Yeah. I know we have a guest. Can anybody tell me to that movie who our guest is going to be? I do not know. I got to be honest with you, man. I completely forgot.

I'm going to watch again, man. Actually, it is horror and sci-fi author Alex Grass. Oh, awesome. That's cool. That might have been a coincidence. But we're going to discuss the Northman as well as the 13th warrior. So, Sean. A lot of great things about the Northman.

Yeah. Is it 100% rotten tomatoes like, unbearable weight of massive talent? I don't care how bad the movie is, but I still cannot wait to watch that. Nicholas Cage movie. Yeah, nothing trumps Nick Cage. Yeah, exactly.

All right. Even if everybody hated it, I would still want to watch it. Yeah, without doubt, without a doubt. Something tells me it might be as far as production value, one step ahead of the Forbidden Zone. A little bit. Yeah.

Definitely. All right, Sean, until the horror returns again. Good night.