The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #310: The Year In Horror 1989, Part 1 - Intruder & Parents

Episode Date: May 4, 2022

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All right, welcome back everybody, one and all. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, they, them and other, to the horror. returns. I'm Lance and with me as always are my co-host Brian and Phillip and Nez said he's popping in but hey he's going to Fright Mere and he made it to Fright Mare and we

didn't so he reserves the right to be a little late. Not a problem but how are you guys doing? Doing Be honest man. Shitty So 2022 COVID

finally got me thought you were going to escape didn't you yeah especially when it came to my house and it left it came back so there is no escape it followed it came back we forgot about you oh man I hope you're on the man I hope so I keep my fingers crossed

last time I said I feel like the worst has passed the second wave came back and hit me really hard but right now I'm feeling better the getting my breath back I was having a hard time breathe in I was having the the cold sweats with the 103 104 temperature at the same time and hit that really bad that'll do it I probably shit off a good 10 15 pounds even though I don't even know what I've been eating because it's coming from somewhere. But hopefully it's been a good week so far, so hopefully it's uphill from here.

I mean, it sounds like a good colon cleansing. Yeah. There's other ways to go about that. Yeah. You remember that commercial? I think it's on Saturday Night Live colon cleanse cereal. colon blow all right

all right you guys ready for cool of the week yeah Brian I'll jump in okay all right Phil Brian's usually got a bunch of them you're right you're right

I so my mom came down and visited this weekend and she is a big Trekkie so she has Paramount Plus so she gave me her login and I'm like I've been watching Trek all week too man But I checked out that TV series Ghosts.

Yeah. It's like the sitcom thing where... I've seen that yet. Yeah, it's like a bunch of low-level comedians or whatever. It's like a sitcom, and each episode's only like 30 minutes, and they move into this old haunted mansion, and everybody that's died there is a ghost there. They're like old-timey dressing and...

Yeah. There's like an old... old colonial guy and like a big black woman from the 20s who's a singer and like a Viking and yeah a few other people. There goes my plans to watch a movie tonight. God damn it, Philip. Fuck. Oh, yeah. It looks like it's going to be stupid because it's very sitcomy.

And it is kind of, but it's really, it's really funny. Oh, no, I'm all over this, man. Yeah. Like she falls down the stairs and dies for a second. Okay. You know, she's still living. And so now they're trying to make this mansion a hotel and she can see the ghosts and hear them. And nobody else can.

And so she's talking to them all the time and they're always up in her face and shit. And like, so she's in the middle talking to somebody else and she's got 15 ghosts talking to her in it. Hilarity ensues. Oh, wow. Actually, AJ might enjoy it. What do you think? Did Rose watch it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She watched it a little bit. She was liking it. Maybe I'll save it. Brian, have you seen it? Funny show. You've seen everything else. I've seen advertisements for it. It looks interesting, so I'll give it a try.

Yeah, I had seen the ads for it, and then I finally turned it on. It wasn't bad. And I started up on the second half of Ozark. But, yeah, since my mom was here this weekend, I only got to watch a couple episodes. Okay. Pretty good. Is it good so far? Oh, yeah.

All right. Yeah, I got to wait for AJ to get off. I got to wait for AJ to get back. What's up, Naz? Are you guys going? Yeah. Just started. What's your cool of the week?

There's going to be a quick one, girls. Just the tip. That's what they all say. What happened to Brian? He's a ghost. Look. Just got back from... Hold on blow.

Fort Worth or whatever, Dallas, Fort Worth, whatever the hell you want to call it. DFW, baby. Yeah, Texas Fright Mayor. Right. I only went Friday, but, man. Who was there? There was a lot of people. It looks like the pandemic is over in Texas.

No shit. Oh, the pandemic's been over in Texas since about April of 2020. Now it's it in Alaska. Brian's sick. Oh, yeah. But it was good, man. It was packed. They had a different way of giving out the wristbands.

Not like before when you had to go to that table, and it took like 10 hours. There was people walking around with iPads, and they were just going down the line, do-do-do getting everybody. So we got in there pretty quick. The line was hell long, but it moved fast. technology. Once we got in there, remember that first time we went

and there was hardly anybody there on Friday? Now it's just like... Yeah, that was great. Yeah, Friday would have been the day I was going to try to meet you there, man, but I just had a lot of family show up unexpectedly, kind of at the last minute, as they tend to do. Yeah, Friday just, it was packed in there.

But it was a good turnout. There was a lot of people there. The panels weren't... Um, the only one that I really wanted to go to was the, the, the new Texas Chancel Massacre one, the guy that played Leatherface, he was there. Right. Um, you watched, they played the whole movie and then they had a panel afterwards on the man. Um, but that one was starting to late. Plus, um, I had my friend's grandson with me, so I didn't want to keep him out all hours of the night.

So, but he had to, so, you didn't go to a movie where they gave away free beer then, evil long, There was 12 or whatever. There was none of that. I would have went in there and walked out. But, yeah, I think everything was going on Saturday and Sunday, all the good panels. I wanted to go to the Dream Warriors one, so that sucked that I couldn't get that. Oh, I hate that you miss that, dude. You would have loved that.

They were all there, all of them. Freddie, Heather Langenkamp and all them. I think Robert England was there. I don't know. but the main cast of Scream, they were there. Skeet, Dev, Kennedy. Skeed O'Rick was there? Is he so alive?

Yeah, what's his name? Matthew Lillard, he was there. Right. Tom Savini, always there, so it was cool. That one chick, she played, she was in Walking Dead, Emily, something. She was Laurie's sister, the one who got blasted in the head in the hospital. Oh, yeah.

Real early in the... She died off pretty early, right? No. The hospital. Yeah, the one that that one chick's little blonde girl that was hanging out with Daryl. Okay. Oh. Yeah, I think I remember that. She was a few years younger than Daryl,

but people were, like, looking for it. Yeah. There was one episode where they found an abandoned house and hung out together or something like that. Drinking peach snobs. That's right. The peach snobs. She was cool.

I went up and talked to her and I was telling her, I said, man, I cried my eyes out when you died. Oh, yeah. Who else? The Monster Squad, those guys were all there.

Apollo Creed. Oh, man. From a happy Gilmore. You can tell us all in the hips. He had his own room. I'm sure he did. He had his own room, and it was like, he wore a mask, and nobody else was in that room but him and his handler or whatever. They had a line that went, I think he went in like one at a time.

And the Master Squad, same thing. They were in a room by themselves. Who else was there? The guy that played the Warlock. Julian Sains? Yeah, he was there. I mean, he still looked good. A little older, but he's still a good.

Big names. The guy with the glasses, the some of the Texas Chan, the original Texan Chans on Massacre, the Hitchhiker was there. Oh shit.

He was there. Okay. The guy that played Grandpa, he was there. He's still alive. Yeah. The other three that were with Sally and her brother.

Uh-huh. The nerdy guy, the cool guy, and the little hot one that was with him, they were there. Okay. Who else? There was other people there, but it was cool. I met who I wanted to me. I wanted to meet Jamie Kennedy, but that line was for all four of the screencast. It was packed.

Oh, Brad Durf and Fiona Durf, they were there. God damn. A couple of the kids from the show was there, too. from Chuckie? Yeah, man, there was no love for that one boy, I guess the main kid from Chuckie. Because there was nobody at his table. I felt bad for him.

Even my buddy. Oh, come on, dude. That's a great show, man. He's a good little actor. Shout out to my boy, Ben. He was like, man, I just want to go up and buy an autograph just so. Yeah, I would have. I guarantee I would have.

I would have him sign my Chuckie doll. And he probably wouldn't have even asked for money, like certain people involved in the franchise. would do, but I would walk up there and just ask him to autograph anyway. Money bags, Barclay, whatever his name was.

Money bags. But my friend's son, Ryan, he wanted to meet Fiona, so he's... She is awesome. She is awesome. When they got to the front of the line, that's when I jumped in there.

I just wanted to meet her. He got an autographed picture with her. She was really cool. My buddy was. was like, damn, why is this line taken so long? She spent the time with you while you were at her table. It wasn't just sign, take a picture, and get lost. She stood there to talk to him for a while, and they were talking about the TV show and the other movies she was in.

So he was really excited. This was his first horror convention. He's 15. He'll be 16 next month. So he was really stoked. When she, her dad was right next to her on the next table over. And he had a huge ass line, too. Um, when she was taking a picture with him, she was like, Dad, get in here. And he slid right in. So, uh, my buddy's son got two for one. He had, he had, uh, her dad and, uh, Fiona. So I thought that was really cool. That's awesome. Um, I, she hung out and talk to you for a while, Lance, right? Yeah, she was, uh, she was really cool, man. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we got a sound bite and she talked to us for at least 10 or 15 minutes.

Yeah, that's what she's doing for everybody. She's, I don't know how long we were standing there, but she took the time to appreciate everyone. So I think next time, if she's there again, I'll definitely get in that line and get something signed by her because I thought she was amazing. Yeah, you got to you, man. She's very down to earth. Arrow Video took most of my money. I went crazy over there. And, Brian, I had blood for Dracula in my hand.

the little boxed that one. Oh, with the CD? Yeah, I had that in my head, but I was like, I'll come back for this later. And I just totally forgot about it. So I was like, wait, man. I bought a bunch of shirts for myself and my grandsons. I picked up a few figures at Nightmare Toys. Go over the MacNez Pod, Instagram.

I got a quick little video with Nightmare Christy. she's one of the co-owners of Nightmare Toys in Las Vegas, Nevada. Definitely check them out. Awesome place. It's huge. They've got a big cafe that's coming, and they got hell of shit in there. My son and I went down there. We went for a signing for Derek Mears.

They always have signings. I think they're going to kind of slow the rule on the signings. I think the next one is, what's his nuts? Opie from... From Sons of Anarchy? Yeah, Ryan Hurst. I think that's their next signing. I'm going to go down there for that.

right um i'll bet i'll bet moose shows up with his jacket but it it was cool man i mean there was a lot of people there and there was some people there i was talking to everybody and they were just saying they were glad that cons are coming back no i guess i guess a lot of people did go last year but they were saying it was still they were still iffy on it but um it was cool um they had a little different set up this year remember both rooms were like full of people selling stuff. The smaller room seemed to be more just...

There was a couple of people in there selling things, but it was mainly where all the stars were that were signing stuff. And they had other stars in the other room as well. But I think... I really think they need to move this someplace else. Yeah. It's getting bigger.

It's getting bigger. And the pain in the neck is trying to get in there. If you're not familiar with... how the streets work with that airport, because it's on airport grounds. I thought I had it down, but I missed my exit so fuck. I had to do the whole full loop to go back in, but I got in.

Parking was crazy. Shout out to the Fort Worth Police Department. They had everybody on lockdown. Hey, this is where you go, this is where you go, this is where you park. So those five guys that were out there, I don't know their names, but you guys rock. Thank you for, because there was like, we had no clue where to park.

Um, you, we could, they were like, I was running out of room to park, period. I would imagine, yeah, because you've only got the parking garage at the hotel, right? That's just for the guest only. Oh. Oh, I mean, we had to park like in the airport parking. Oh, wow. You have to take a shuttle bus? No, we walked, we walked. It was, we were still really close. We had to walk in. Okay. We had to park like on the top. Wow. And after walking around all day or all night, man, I was like, oh, I had to walk up all those. stairs to get to the top. So, but, but overall, it was awesome. I wish I could have went

the whole time next year. I'm, as soon as the rooms go, I'm getting a room there and I'm going to stay there like we did that one time and just rage. Yeah, got to, man. But, shout out to the stuff, man. We were on the internet, like, as soon as they opened it, and within

10 minutes, it was all sold out. There was, there was one guy's going in, man. They were ready to party. They had, like, just cases. in cases of beer. That's the way to do it. Shep it in the two cases that they were going in. So I was like, all right on.

So, but yeah, it was a really good time. There was a ton of people there. A lot of good vendors. I just spent way over my budget than I should have, mainly on movies. But I'll go over to the East Society TikTok page. I'm going to do a Blu-ray update with just some of the stuff that I got. You got any of it up? Yep.

Uh, no. I just, the only thing I got up on there was when we were going in and, uh, the quick little, uh, minute interview I did with a Nightmare Christy from Nightmare Toys. That's awesome. Oh, so, so Nightmare toys was at Frightmare. Yeah, they were there. Yeah, they had their own booth. So they were there. I bought a couple things. I'm out. I'll bet that ain't cheap either, huh, to get a, to get a booth there. And it's probably getting more and more expensive every year, I'll bet. They had a little small booth. So I think they just brought like a van full of stuff. stuff. Right. The guys that had bigger, more space, I think they paid a lot more. But it was still cool. I can't wait to go next year. We're going to have to rage hard at that one. Just stay in the hotel. So we'll see. But other than that, that was my cool of the week. I had a blast. I'm glad my flights worked out there and back, no problem. But it was hot. Hot and humid. Too much for me. Okay. You're muted.

Yeah, I thought that was me. But anyway, I got a jet. So that's my cool week. Just my quick little wrap-up. He's decided I'm going to talk about a little more. All right. But that's about it. So I'm out of here.

I got to get back to the grind. Awesome. You remember any of the movies, The Intruder and Parents? Parents with Cousin Eddie. That was awesome. Yeah. What is it?

Ten on 10? No. I did like it when it came out. So it's been a while since I've seen it. So I give it about an eight. What was the other one? What about intruder? Intruder in the grocery store.

Grocery Store horror from 89. You probably saw it. You've seen it, dude. I've seen it, but I don't remember that. I've seen this movie. All right. All right, everyone. That's it for me.

I've got to get out here. So I'll be back next week. So until then, be safe out there. Brian and I, we got the action returns with Passenger 57, and what's the other one for stream fiends? I forgot. Brothers. Brothers. Yeah, brothers.

Yeah, so that's coming. So shout out to everyone who listened to all the other ones we had. So until then, I'll see you guys next time. So, so then, party on. All right, Nez, always party on black, man. Brian, I can't follow up, dude. I don't know what to say, man. I'm done.

I don't have a clue of the week, I guess. Okay. Does he dance on the TikTok? I don't know what to say. I don't know, but I would pay to see that. Oh, I know. It was on me, Cool the Week? It's got to be, dude.

I'm taking, first ever pass on Cool of the Week, because I've just been watching Old Star Trek, and A.J.'s got me into Downton Abbey. And if I say that, I'll be the biggest weenie of the group. So you guys go ahead. Hey, my mom always has me watching those dumb-ass dating shows. is that like love is blind and shit on Netflix? Ow!

They're trashed, but they're fucking. Those are painful. Those are painful, dude. All right. Amityville, 22. Again? Again and again and again. What was it this week? Amityville.

Fuck, I don't know. Toy. Damn, Amityville Toy Box. Ooh, that sounds in that. You said Amityville toilet Amityville Toy box

Amityville adult toy box That's still on the lookout for Amityville Vibrator It's out there It's out there Yeah they're selling it for like 30 bucks I was like I don't know if that's worth 30 bucks The Vibrator or the movie?

Either Oh Let me see if I can find it on Porn Hub I don't think it's a porn. I think it's a like a parody type thing or something I found it on some like websites that's a

Horde blue rays and stuff I just I don't think it's worth 30 bucks yeah I probably wouldn't do that Brian do not Amniville toy box Toy box all right that's your cool of the week I'm writing it down

all right you do that it'll all be lies I'm not going to get into this one it was bad. I thought we hit a moment last week when I watched Amityville Terror and I actually liked that one. I was like, okay, maybe, because I was watching the newer ones, they were at a certain quality and maybe we just kind of, this is where it's going to go up from here.

Right. That was a one-time deal last week, I guess, so. Oh, no. You know, I got to say this feels like, you know, fool me once, shame on you. fool me 57 times. You're just hurting yourself for fun. Yeah, but I do it

for you guys. You're trying to martyr yourself, dude. No wonder you like that movie so much. When I pass, you guys will remember all the pain I endure for you guys. We'll have all the Amityville

showing at his funeral, and we have to stay until they're open. Movie posters everywhere. Have many of the movies? If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me. Let's see. I got a show and a movie in. That's it's the show.

I think we did the trailer for. HBO's The Baby. Oh, yeah. I saw you post that. How was it? I dug the first episode. It's essentially like this lady, she just comes off.

She's just happy. She doesn't have kids. All of her friends. they're having babies and she doesn't understand what's so great about it. You know, she just doesn't get it. She goes, she goes away to a cabin for, like, the weekend or something. She just needs to get away from everything. And a baby actually falls into her hands off the cliff.

And the strange thing about this- He's out of the corner selling weed. The strange thing about this baby is everybody that comes in contact with this baby mysteriously dies horribly. What the fuck? And she keeps trying to get rid of the baby. She doesn't have the baby. But the babies keeps

finding its way back to her. Like, she leaves the baby with the police, and then the next morning the baby's in a basket on her front doorstep. Like it follows, huh? Yeah, even at the police station when she's trying to explain, you know, what's going on, you know, what happened

to these other people that died. The baby won't stop crying unless it's with her. It's like the baby is chosen her. Wow. And it was only a 30-minute episode. I think it's going to be a miniseries. I don't think they're going to stretch it out to a bunch of seasons.

So, I'm digging in. It's a nice little comedy, a little dark comedy. Okay. And the movie I watched is Macaul of the week. And we reviewed this trailer like, I think, a year

ago. And I finally got to see it. It's going to be out on Shutter, I think, in a couple weeks. And it's the sadness. Ah, okay. We thought it was a North, or not North Korea, fuck them. South Korean

zombie flick, but it's actually, the virus doesn't turn them into zombies. It turns them into basically violent fueled psychos. Like, I mean, like, they just want to murder, rape, just.

Oh, wow. Like just crazy violence, gore. And even if you're infected and you're getting attacked, you're enjoying it. You're enjoying the pain and you want more of it. It sounds like that one that Glenn from the Walking Dead was in. Yeah. Remember that one? Very similar, right?

Where you get the blood in your eye or whatever? Yeah, it's like that. but I mean like violent like mutilating people and chopping people up oh shit okay wanting to rape everybody violently and just

god damn okay Brian you had a weird weird week man it's crazy I wasn't expecting this one like I said when we reviewed the trail I thought it was a zombie movie so that's what I was expecting not for it to be like this rage It's almost like if you took the virus from, what's that movie, 20 something days later.

Yeah, like that rage virus and just amped it up on steroids. So it's kind of like zombies, but they can still die. Yeah, and they can communicate with you. Yeah. It's just crazy. I can't find it streaming. God damn it, I can't find it streaming. I'm going to have to do a deep dive.

search, I guess, huh? Yes. Okay. Or you can wait until on the 12th. It'll be on shutter. Okay. All right. We'll do that. But yeah, there's just one scene where the main guy you're following he sees like these four, I think they're teenagers

on a baseball team, they're just like torturing the shit out of this guy. He chases him off and he thinks he's helping the guy and the guy is actually infected and he's like, why did you stop them? I was about to come. I was almost there. That's like, I almost made a joke about Philip coaching Little League, but I'm glad I did after you said that.

Yeah, it's just, it's, it's just craziness. If you're, if you're not into the de gore and the violence, then this is not for you. Oh, wow. This sounds pretty intense, man. And I do, for some reason, I feel like there, you can tell there, maybe they cut some scenes out. Like maybe there's some even more intense scenes. What? So I'm expecting like maybe when the blue ray comes out, it'll be like a director's cut or something on there.

Damn, all right. Because there was just a couple times where as much as they were showing in a movie, there was like, I think one scene in particular. I remember that I felt like they kind of cut away when someone got killed. And I felt like maybe that scene was maybe a little too far or something. So there's got to get some kind of rating on it. Yeah. I smell a director's cut on the horizon. Hey, from what I've seen, if there's more to be shown, I'm with it.

You're in? Yeah, man. Okay. Sounds like the best thing any of us have watched, although that ghost intrigues me, Philip. You said that's on Paramount Plus? Yeah. Your favorite network? All right.

Well, hey, they were just the first. network, major network to do it. Right. Not the last. Yeah, they just paved the way for everybody else and I was pissed off about it happening at the time. Yes, understandable. All right. Brian, you got any headlines for us? Yeah, it was what was going on in the past week, CinemaCon. So a lot of movie news came out, see if I can cover most of it as best as I could. The Nun 2, officially happening. Seriously?

Yeah, I don't know if anybody asked for it, but... No, definitely not. The nun too, Lance. Okay. Why? Yeah. Is there a reason for that, or is there just... It seems like a bad idea.

Money. Way too... Okay. I mean, I'm sure we'll go sue it, but it's going to... I'm sure we'll go sue it. Okay. Will we? I don't...

I mean, I'm not... I'm not a fan of... Yeah. I think out of the spinoff movies for The Conjuring, I think I only like, what was it, the second Annabelle movie and that's it? Yeah, that one was pretty good. Little girl got run over by the car? Yeah, where they actually had a child get run over. Yeah, you only like that because the Black Saint guested with us on that show.

Yeah, yeah. RIP. Well, that wasn't even the second one. That was the third one, wasn't it? Or was that the second? No, the third one was when they went like Super PG and... Yeah. That's the one I liked.

You guys hated. No, the second one was good. Goose bumps. I think, let me see, for the nun to, Michael Chavez set to direct. He did the curse of Lila Rona, which I guess they're saying now

isn't part of the Conjuring universe. That's ridiculous. Even though it has the priest from the Annabelle movies. I don't get by. I mean, they're just trying to separate themselves from the ones they don't like or what? Then they shouldn't have made a nun too. Yeah, no shit.

Maybe a nun redo, huh? Yeah. Try again. Try, try again. All right, that one's up. Let's start over. Let's see. The third, A Quiet Place movie is officially titled A Quiet Place Day One.

So I think this one is, I think it's going to be a, because in the second one we got that little prequel sequence. Okay. So I think this is going to start from when they invaded, and we're going to get that whole story. Makes perfect sense because the deaf girl will be like 25 years old and perfect, perfect casting. Just use CGI, cover it up. We're good to go. There you go, Lance. Wow, unbelievable.

Lance is on board as an executive producer. Decisions. being made, man, between the fucking none two and God damn, dude. Maybe they can jump on board with a different family or something. Yeah, that's a worldwide thing, so

let's see what's going on with another family, but are they going to want to step away from John Krasinski and Emily Blunt? Oh, they could show them, though, in the very like the final part of the movie. Like a time jump forward in the last

scene like they did that that little that little flashback scene in part two they could at the very end of the movie they could do like a ten minute jump forward scene or something I would be happy if it was a new family and yeah me too invasion happened you saw John

Crosinski and Emily Blutton them like in the background running by yeah that makes sense you stock footage from the office let's see I can have fucking And what's that other guy from the office show of? Steve Carell show up.

As Michael Scott? Sure. Sold. The office in a quiet place. We talked about the Dune movie getting a spinoff series, The Sisterhood. Okay. They gave a little bit more information. This is going to be set 10,000 years before the first movie.

It's going to be basically how that sisterhood comes together, which I think is cool. idea because as we've seen in the movie they essentially have been controlling how everything goes and right yeah I don't know it seems like they should have waited

until they finished the actual Dune movie to start spinning it off but are they are they waiting or are they doing it before Dune 2 or Dij I don't know argue huh okay I'm with Phillip they should wait

finished the one story and then and then I'm ready to go back. Lance, this is up your alley here. Yeah? The Darryl Carroll Spinoff series. Melissa McBride, Carol, leads the series. Are they still doing that? It is now going to be a Daryl. Which apparently.

Megbride resigned. Are you serious? Which apparently, apparently, This, yeah, this is official. Apparently this is causing a lot of controversy because there's a lot going around that she left because he wanted more of the focus on his character. But from news that I read today, it actually is saying because the show is going to film in Europe primarily. Okay. That she cannot relocate, you know, extensively for a long time so she can't make it.

That's why she dropped out. but you know the internet apparently um darrell wants his own show and he wants the show to be about him which i've never heard anything about that about the actor that he was like that so yeah and i'm yeah a lot of the cool a lot of the actors like never heard he was a dick like nigan came out and spoke up for him so this is not his character to even be like that and you know she just she can't relocate her life to a another country for, you know how long they filmed these shows. Yeah, I mean, hey, just let's take it at face value.

I mean, that's why Rick backed out, right? Because he's from the UK, and he was tired of spending that much time in Atlanta filming away from his family. So it makes sense. Plus, he's still got those movies coming, right, Lance? Yeah, sure. I mean, those fucking movies were announced five years ago. I checked IMDB daily to see when those movies are going to do.

I don't think they were ever actually going to do it. You know what? That means that that almost guarantees they're going to kill Carol off then, right? Didn't they already finish filming though? I don't know. They can always do reshoots. Just have a different actress, stand with her back of her head to the camera. Why not, man? Let me double check to see. Like I said, cinema con was going on, and there was a lot of a lot of stuff

a lot of non-horred stuff Batman 2 officially greenlit not a surprise right makes sense I wonder who the villain's gonna be you guys have both seen the Batman right since it's been I probably watched it like at least four times

all three hours of it huh it doesn't feel three hours to me it felt every minute of three hours to me I loved it don't get me wrong I fucking loved especially that Batmobile scene. Yeah, but three-hour movie is a three-hour movie. Yeah, I just loved it because it just gave me that detective Batman I wanted. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, apparently the comics have a, because you know, our good friend Jack Falvey is our Batman expert. And he said there's a whole, like a whole storyline called Batman Year 2. And that's like where he started really honing his detective skills. So I think they sort of focused on that. from what I understand. They ought to make him a consultant on the movies. If Jack likes it, it'll be good. Yeah, no shit.

He could be the executive producer or something, right? No, I'm probably missing a whole bunch. Another non-horror news. We got a lot of trailers to cover. Yeah, John Wick's spinoff movie we talked about a long time ago, the ballerina. Oh, yes, I do make it. Starts filming it. Excuse me.

Starts filming this summer with, uh, Anna Diarmes. She was the main actress in Knives Out. Nives Out, okay. Was she even in John Wick? No, this is a separate spin-off. I think that's seen in... Separate characters.

I think that's seen in John Wick, too, when he goes visit Angelica Houston, and they're doing the... At the ballerina. Oh. I think one of them's like an assassin or something. Makes sense. Yeah.

And I like her. I like her, so. Mm-hmm. All right. Yeah, I think the biggest news was the Carol Darrell thing because people have just been coming out with their own versions of the story. Yeah. Yeah, well.

Like I said, Lance can't wait for the Nunty. No, I can't wait for the Nats. I can't wait for the Daryl's here. Anything walking dead, I'm going to keep watching, guys. I'm sorry. It's just like, it's my problem. The name is just getting. more and more appropriate. They just keep

going. I know. It is dead. Last year we had Mel Gibson as the fat man Santa Claus movie. This year, we're getting David Harbor in a movie called Violent Night where he plays Santa Claus.

Okay. I can see that. I believe it, Lance, it's from the director of the guy that did the movie Red Snow, the Russian zombie movies. Ah, okay. Well, there's going to be a lot of violence.

Maybe. Maybe David. Nah, I'm not going to say it. It's too soon. Move along. No, no politics. Go ahead. And I think we'll just end it right there.

With Russian stuff, I think that's one everybody actually agrees on. I was just going to say maybe David Harper can invade Ukraine. as the Russian Superman guy that he was exactly that's exactly I was visualizing dude with

him and fucking Stephen Seagall well I thought he was already captured according to that's what they said that guy's that guy's ridiculous have you seen that video of Steven Seagall where the guy spends like 24 hours with him no I haven't seen that

is it a 24 hour video no it's like a YouTube video. It's broken up into like two videos and he's fucking listening to all Stevens fucking martial arts bullshit of how he could do this and do that and it's fuck, he's ridiculous.

The Ikeido master? Come on. Yeah. He's ridiculous. His hair is ridiculous too. That would have speak that wasn't there before. All right. Like I want to, I really want to like him because I used to love Steven Seagall. Okay. He just seems like he's so

full of shit. I think in the video he starts he starts down talking Bruce Lee and... Oh, okay. I think he even goes back and mentions about the kicks that he taught

MMA champs and... Because you guys remember when Anderson Silva won a championship fight with a front kick, he came forward and said, I taught him that move. I don't know how true... That may be true,

because... Anything could... be true. That's when they first started that little teak kick. Yeah, but I watched this guy on YouTube. His channel's called Stephen Strangles People, where he like breaks down stuff. Apparently that's one of the very first kicks you learn. Okay.

Yeah. Well, yeah, a front kick, yeah. But Stephen didn't tell him, not, he didn't tell him to use it. He taught him how to do it. Oh, well, I don't know about all that. Ikea. Aikido Master. Yeah.

Okay. So he didn't need Stephen Seagal for that then, huh? I don't know if anybody needs Steven Seagal for anything. They even kick an Aikido? I thought it was like a mental thing. You just pull the power from your nuts. Yeah. Grab somebody by their finger and gently flip them.

Right. All right. Enough about Seagal. Man. We've spent enough time at news. It's time for the trailer park. Yes, sir. All right, Brian.

Brian's going to bring us the big, the small, and sometimes the very, very weird. Brian, I'm going to leave it up in your capable hands, dude, and I pray that the nun two is not included tonight. No, I don't even know when it makes, when they make it will even include it. But first one is A24's new Slasher comedy, Bodies, Bodies, Bodies, Bodies. When a group of rich 20-something plan a hurricane party at a remote mansion or family mansion. What's a hurricane party? They party game turns. Are they in New Orleans?

I mean, you know. Do you like celebrate a hurricane or are you prepared for a hurricane? A little bit of both. When whatever that one after Ike was came in, Rita. Oh yeah. You would, Philip, you would know best, dude. You've lived through them before. Yeah.

I was up in Huntsville, and so, like, there were people from Houston that were evacuating and coming up there, but they had the whole highway shut down. It took like 15 hours to get through Houston. But anyhow, by the time they got there, I was drunken in a tree, so. So it's worth the 15 hours, huh? College days, man. All right, where was I? A party game turns deadly and this fresh and funny look at backstabbing fake friends. And one party gone very, very wrong.

Hmm. This stars... This does not look like an A-24 film? No, it doesn't. This stars Amanda Steinberg, Maria Baclava. Set that name wrong. A bunch of people, I don't know. What have you never heard of? Except...

Mr. Hyde's your wife, because it's Pete Davidson. Uh-oh. And directed by Helena Rajin. Yeah, this looks like fairly lead paces in this. I didn't even see him in the movie. Okay. Yeah, it looks like a fairly young, new cast. Right.

That's pretty good. I'll jump in. It looks like it could be good. You know, we always said that A24 is very hit or miss. I do like they're doing something different. Yeah. The whole slasher kind of dark comedy thing. I do like Pete Davidson.

I kind of, I don't know. I just kind of felt like watching this trailer. Like when I watched the movie, I'm going to figure out what the twist is. You think so? Yeah, I don't know. Something just gave me, like, they're going to give it to you, like, fairly easy.

I don't know. I just got that vibe in the movie. Like, AJ will probably. Oh, yeah, AJ will have it figured. out before the credits, opening credits roll. Yeah. I don't know what do you think, Phillip. What do you think, Phillip?

Are you going to have to pick it on day one or what? It definitely doesn't look like an A24 movie, but I don't hate that. Okay. Because I think having the preview for this movie with a bunch of, you know, hot girls and Pete Davidson, it looks funny and interesting right and and and then you throw a 24 on top of that and it's like oh okay well maybe this would be pretty decent but I don't know maybe that's just wishful thinking it doesn't look terrible right I mean to me your wife he's taking it honestly it honestly didn't look it didn't

look very impressive to me guys yeah but again 824 so Maybe there's a twist, right? Maybe there's something that we don't expect, Brian. Maybe there's something that we're, you know, that we think we are going to figure out that we're not. The twist is it's not a good movie. No, I don't know. See, if it hadn't had that A24 slash across it, I was like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, maybe straight to Netflix, like The Babysitter or something like that.

Yeah, see, and just from the preview, I probably wouldn't even put it in that story. but it does look relatively interesting. It's like, you know what, I'll give it 30 minutes and see what it does. If it sucks. All right. Leave it. I'm 50-50, Brian. I might check it out.

I might not. If you put it on the schedule, I will. If you don't, I probably won't. I think I don't usually do this, but I think I'm probably going to need to see maybe another trailer or something. Yeah. I need to prove that it's good. Yeah, I'm not sold enough to put it on the schedule yet. Yeah, fair enough.

August 5th, so end of the summer. That's not super... Seems like we would have heard about it before. It's one of those. It's been making its way in, like, the festivals. Yeah, oh, okay. Our next one comes from... What's his name?

Rob Savage. He did that Shutter movie host. the pandemic Zoom call one Yeah, that was kind of an unexpectedly fun movie, right? We all agree. This one is called

Dashcam, and the synopsis is two friends on a horror-filled road trip and live streamed the most terrifying night of their lives. Don't think I read that right, but who cares? That sounded about right to me. This stars Annie Hardy and a bunch of other people. I'm sorry, everybody.

I'm crashing now. So it stars actors. Okay. We can rely on that. Based on what Rob Savage did with host, I'm in. And it looks like this movie has the possibilities of just getting super crazy. Yeah, definitely. But there is a lot of shaky cam going on.

I don't know how much I'm going to be able to handle. Well, not in the throes of COVID. You probably would want a bunch of shaky cam in front of your face. But hopefully maybe this, because the host wasn't that long, it was a little over an hour. Maybe this isn't the same, like an hour, hour 15 kind of. I think that's doable. But I don't know if it was like a two hour of just, you know. Yeah.

Well, it's like the new found footage is just internet videos, which makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I make sense. I understand how that progresses. Right. Yeah, it, to me, it looked a lot like that one that the kid was in from stranger things where he got people into his car and he was like a fucking Uber driver. Yeah.

But this one looks to me, dare I say, like it's going to go a little bit further than that one maybe. Yeah. With the gore and the violence, and I hope it does. But is that one any good? We'll see. It's fun. I wasn't as big a fan as a lot of others. Was it called drive, Brian, or what was it called?

Spree. Spree. Because it was, that was the name of the lift or Uber. Yeah, instead of, yeah, exactly. It was okay, but you kind of wanted it to go a little bit further because he was supposed to be deranged. And it was a little kind of tamed. I thought so too. It's like a PG version of...

I'm hoping this one's like that. It has the same vibe, but it goes further. The Stranger Things, kid, he was good in it. He plays kind of demented pretty good, but I just kind of wanted him to go a little bit further. Yeah, he's going to be in some more shit before long, I think. Yeah. Okay, dash cam, June 3rd.

All right. and the trailer that just came out today is Olivia directed by Olivia Wilde and that is Don't worry darling directed by Olivia Wilde that is a strange statement and she was at Sinepacan when they were doing a panel she was served

papers for uh... I saw that I saw that what was it what do you call it Lance? Help me I can't think. Like, custody. Custody.

Oh, really? Custody papers. And I guess there, yeah, it was the whole thing, like everybody was questioning in cinema con security that this guy can just walk up.

Because she thought somebody was giving her like a script or like media stuff. Yes, yes. And it was a guy serving her papers. Listen, man. Secret to nobody. If you walk in there

and act like you know what the fuck you're doing, Nobody's going to say shit. Yeah, fair enough. That's true. That's true. Yeah, this folder here has got a script in it, even though why is she getting scripts at a convention. Pretty smart process, server. I need to hire him at our collection agency that I work for.

It's Sam Morgan from Pine Happel Express. Right. He's got trunkful of outfits and wigs. Yeah. Okay, quick synops. Jason Sudecass. Yeah. Oh, Lord.

Which, of course, he claims he didn't know it was going to happen like that. I just, I hate that they're not together. I thought that they were a great couple. Yeah? Yeah. I was like, he deserves somebody super hot. He's really funny. Yeah, they both seem super cool.

Why does she laughed it off that it went down like that. Yeah. Actually, the irony is she's going to be remembered for that a lot longer than him. Yeah. Okay. synopsis, a 1950s housewife living with her husband in a utopian experimental community

begins to worry that the glamorous company may be hiding a disturbing secret. What? This stars... The stars... The stars Florence Pew, Olivia Wilde,

Chris Pine, Harry Styles, Gemma Chan, and Nick Kroll. That's a strange cast. Ah, I didn't even notice Nick Crowell in it. Okay. He's probably somewhere being funny in the background. Right?

They're playing a news. I'll jump in to start us off. I am interested. Of course, you know, they're trying to set up this utopian society, you know, closed off from everybody. Of course, there's going to be something going on. And I really got a step for. wives kind of vibe. Yep, so did I.

Yeah. And also mixed with get out. Then there was a shoutout to Midsomar in there and there was a shout out to God damn it, the one with Dakota Johnson's Suspheria remake. Lance,

rewatched it recently. Yeah. Still don't agree with you on the movie, but I agree with you on Dakota Johnson. Okay, I'll take it. I'll take it.

But, As far as this, everything Florence Pugh's done is great. So I'm there for that. Yeah. The couple things I've seen Harry Styles, and he's not a bad actor. Yeah? Yeah, I guess he was in that Dunkirk, huh? Yeah, he's pretty good in that.

Not that he hit a lot of lines, but... He was supposed to be in the Robert Eggers, Nosphorus, with Anya Taylor Joy, but I guess he had to drop out because they're taking too long to make that movie. See, he seems like he'd be a perfect vampire. And it wasn't just me or did Chris Pine

look old? Yeah. Well, the hair. Looks like who. I mean, he's still Captain Kirk, man. Anyway, you look at it. Come on.

I know, but he's looking like Captain Kirk like needs a walker or something. I don't know. Shit, dude. The original Captain Kirk is still alive and well. and doing conventions. Shit, dude. That guy may live forever at this point, man.

He's like the new... He's got to be like 90, right? I think he's pushing 100, isn't he? I don't know. Wait, let's say we lost Stan Lee and we lost fucking Betty White, right? So I guess he's the new... He's the new torchbearer, right?

Yeah. I can't think of anybody that old that's still getting around in that spry, can you? No. Drinking that baby's blood. Oh, shit. Is it baby's blood? I thought it was angel tears.

I'm not sure how it works. Is that what it is? Okay. It might be a mixture. I don't know. But he's got access to it. It's that guy. Yes.

No doubt. I'm into this. I'm into the whole. Like when I got that step for Wives' 5, I was like, okay, I'm into this. And the cast looks great. And I've heard a lot of good, a lot of people said this might be Olivia Wiles, like, breakout. directorial kind of move for her. Yeah, it looks like it.

I'm into it. It looks great. Yeah. Yeah. This was definitely the most interesting of the pre-use that we watched. A lot of sex. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, there was. But, uh... Yeah, I wasn't expecting to see Florence Pugh someone go down on her in the trailer. Yeah. Like twice. Yeah. I'm not complaining.

They wanted to get that across. Yeah. Everybody will be going down on her more than months. Where do I sign up for that? This comes out. Oh, man. September 23rd, and I think this will probably go on the schedule. Yeah, so I'm like, here's my interpretation of this.

It's actually kind of funny that you had us watch this, Brian, because I was just about to watch this trailer, dude, because I saw something, I pulled up something on IMD, and I saw a picture of it. I started reading the description. I'm like, wait a minute, this sounds pretty interesting. And then I saw, okay, Olivia Wilde is directing it. And I'm thinking, guys, breakout movie.

I mean, she's already directed a badass movie. Olivia, wow, she may be the next big fucking director. What did she direct? Oh, kidding aside. She did that one with a fucking Beanie. God damn it. Help me out here, Brian. All right.

I'm going to have to look at it. up. I don't know what you're talking. It's called Booksmart. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, with Beanie, Beanie Feldstein. Yeah, Felstein. Jonah Hill's sister.

Jonah Hill's sister, man. Booksmart is a fucking Masterpetees, dude. Have you seen it? No. Oh, dude. You've got to watch. You've got to watch it, man.

If you love those teen comedy movies, this would like, this will take you back to like the 80s and 90s, teen comedy movies. It's big, like, remember that, like, can't hardly wait? And then, like, all the stuff in the 80s, they used to have, like, pretty and pink and all that where they had a big party. And people are, like, getting, you know, getting drunk and tearing up. Oh, maybe I did see that.

You've seen it's smart, right? That was Olivia Wild. Okay. And it's just, yeah, it's these two young girls, and it's like their coming of age story, like American Pie Book of Girls. Yes, absolutely. And it was a, it was a, it was a master, it was a comedy masterpiece, man. Yeah, it was pretty good. Laugh my ass off.

But this looks so much better. Yeah, well, this is obviously a lot more serious. Yeah, a lot more in her wheelhouse, I think. This is, because she does a lot of sci-fi stuff, and she's always been kind of known as a geek. So, I don't know, man. There's a lot that can happen. I love that scene that it showed where they looked up the airplane and it kind of wobbled. Like something was weird with the picture.

or something like that. Like, that wasn't really an airplane, like something's being, I guess, put up on a screen or whatnot, but... What if it's not really the 1950s? I think that's a high possibility. You mean, like the village? Yeah. With you.

Yeah, I think that's highly possible, but... I don't know, man. Shia Leboof, LeBuff. He was originally, he was originally in the movie, but he had to be replaced. because he displayed poor behavior during the production clash with numerous cast members. Somebody told Shia LaBoof

to fuck off because he's being an idiot. I know. I heard Shia Labouf is just fucking way out there, but Dakota Johnson had to drop out due to scheduling conflicts. Oh, that would have been good. Yeah, I'm into this, guys.

I can't wait to see this one. I can't wait to see it. What was with all those people dressed in red toward the end there. Cult members. That's the only way you get a utopia. Lance you froze. Oh, I thought it was me that froze.

Lance is stuck. He's entering the utopia. Lance, you with us? That one does look interesting, though. Very Stefford wives with like a get-out vibe. And I'm interested to see it. Man, Olivia Wilde doing good things. She is not allowed to be that hot and that funny and that talented.

It just doesn't make sense. While we wait for Lance. Oh, there you go. Are you back, Lance? She's in it, right? Yeah, I'm back. Yeah. I was just freaking out trying to find the movie.

I was going to give you guys a fun fact. Olivia Wilde. Wild is not her real last name. really Cockburn well I understand that change stop it

all right that's all I go are you having us on or is that true I believe I read that her her original name was Olivia Cockburn wow

yeah that's true I've heard that before I think Olivia Wilde works better yeah okay on that On that note, hold on you guys get into feedback. I'll be right back. Dude, her name is Cockburn. You can't go home.

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The baby? Zim Vader says Is it worthy? I told Zim I'm liking it so far but I want to give it a more I need more to watch before I say it's worthy

but I'm I'm digging it so far Fair enough regarding Pete Davidson and bodies, bodies, bodies. Adam Bunch says he gets all the bodies. That guy does very well for himself. Yeah, I just, I don't understand it. Skinny little guy with a bunch of tattoos. I mean, if you really think about it, Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale,

I'm sure there's a whole list of others. It just doesn't make sense. Like, he's funny. he's not that funny and he's maybe he saves his he saves his best material

for them yeah yeah he looks like who's that guy that Lance loves that we always make fun of Dane Dahan

Dhan Dane Dhan he looks like Dane Dahan Oh Lance I just seen him in a Did Lance freeze again I just seen Dane DeHan

in a trailer for a new HBO show So I totally forgot about that guy. There's just that heroin addict look. He's got it. I think we broke Lance. You back? Yep, y'all lost me on the Dane Don.

I'm turning off my video because it's taking up too much data, I think. Regarding Glenn Mooreshauer, Lyle Huckins says, happy birthday. Oh, happy birthday. Glenn Moore Shower, nice. Brian created a poll in the group. What is the best place to stream movies and series in your opinion? And of course, Bid and Marcy chime in.

Guess what they said? To be. Beat says right now, shutter and 2B are pretty much neck and neck. And Marcy says, I may be biased, but it's definitely 2B, and it's not even a contest. Now, do we owe them if we're reading something? That they said 2BN? Yeah, I think so. No, I think we owe them.

But it's like 0.0. As the legal representative for the show, I'm saying not on that one. Okay. So if we read something they say. Yeah. Okay. That's a direct quote. Mike Batchelor says, to be fair, and I think there's some sarcasm behind it.

Regarding Crispin Glover. lover. Zim Vader says, Too good in everything he's done. What's his best role? I'd say Willard, but Friday for Rivers Edge and Back to the Future aren't far behind.

Oh, I forgot he was in Back to the Future. Anwar Oliya says What's Eating Gilbert Grape? At Close Range and Wild at Heart and Dead Men. Gilbert Grape, he was more of a side character.

He wasn't really... Yeah, Willard was good. I'd go Back to the Future in Willard. Yeah. But you can't deny his dance moves in Friday. All right, regarding

976 Eville. Gus His... I don't know. Gus hurts. H.Z. Yes, is. Y'all see in this classic? Pearl Bustamante says, yes, 976 evil.

Alyssa Zepeta says no. Which I don't know if she hasn't seen it or she really hates it. It's one of those. Yeah. You guys ever see it? Yeah. I loved it, man. That was like one of the movies that got me into horror movies.

Yeah. Robert England's. directorial debut. Oh, that. Was it really? Yeah. I didn't even know that. Got some knowledge on me, Brian.

Yeah. Mike Zahara says, Virus 32 releases on Shutter Thursday, April 21st, but I got an early screener before it's release. Find out my thoughts and my

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Well, there seemed to be a confusion because they keep listing it as limited theater BOD release same day. It is nowhere on BOD. where to be found. I got you. Limited release must mean like 10 cities. Right. Well, it was playing down the road from here, dude. So it's

there now. I might see it this week. Well, actually, I kind of have to do now, don't I? But we rescheduled because we were going to have a guest on, and that's the show he picks. So we are pushing that a month down the line. So we're going to

do it. And Adam's going to, he's still going to join us. Cool. But this week we're going to go to 1989, and the best movies that we can come up with were Intruder and Parents. That aren't even fun. We'll start with Intruder. The overnight stock crew of a local supermarket finds themselves being stocked and slashed by a mysterious maniac. director is Scott Spiegel.

Also known from Dust Till Dawn 2 and Hostel Part 3. Lots of sequels. That's not a good one, Brian? No, they tried to... Spoiler, they tried to flip it and make it Americans

hunting Europeans. Yeah. Yeah, of course they did. Yeah. Eli Roth wasn't involved in it either. Yeah. Right. Writers are Scott Spiegel and Lawrence Bender. Despite receiving top billing on the DVD releases of this film,

cult hero Bruce Campbell only makes a brief appearance in the film as a policeman at the end. It's glorious, though. The film was shot in an actual grocery store in Bell, California during the evenings when the store was closed, and that looks pretty obvious. All right, Brian, you want to start us out on Intruder? What did you think? I thought this was a fun little 80-slasher. I mean, it's not a story that you got to sit there and really deep dive and dissect it and figure out what was going on.

You can obviously tell who was the killer. Who do they want you to think was the killer? But I think the big takeaway for me, I thought the killer. some of the kills were pretty fun and another thing that this is my second time watching it that I really took away from it I like some of the camera angles because they were kind of you know coming up from different angles shot through different things there was a couple nice transitions they're they're kind of stupid but I thought they were kind of cool like when somebody swung a knife you know a transition to something like a piece of fruit being

chopped or somebody is sweeping the floor and the camera was from the floor and it just transitioned into the next scene. I thought there was some cool shots like that, but for me it was the kills. Like the guy getting half his head cut off with the meat

slicer. Other stuff with the... There was some... It was kind of weird because there was that scene where you get a guy's half of his head decapitated and then there was other scenes where they kind of cut away from the kill scenes.

So I don't know, maybe on Blu-ray, there's a, as we were talking about earlier, with a different movie, maybe there's a director's cut or something. But I thought it was a fun 80s slasher kind of comedy aspect to it. It's always great to see Ted Ramey in there. We get Sam Ramey too. Yeah. But Ted Ramey, when he pops up in these minor roles, just always cracks me up. Just like a blood rage when we did that one and he was selling condoms in the bathroom.

Yeah. Man, I had a blast with this movie. You know, I'm not the biggest slasher fan, like the 80 slasher stuff. I'm not a huge fan necessarily, but I used to work at a grocery store. Like all through high school and all through college, I worked in the grocery stores. And I fucking can relate to this movie because it was, to me, it would have been completely terrifying if this had happened when we were closing

the store down at night and like they had that part where they said over the loudspeaker the store will be closing in 10 minutes do you guys you guys remember that part yeah yeah I used dude I was the store manager like when I was I would manage

the store when I was in college and we wanted to get home and smoke weed so it like we would close the store at 10 and like at 9.45 I would get on and say the store will be closed in five minutes, grab all your final purchases and head to the front

and then about five minutes after that, like at 10 till, I'd start turning off all the lights. Hey. To get them the fuck out of there. Sometimes you got to push them. Yeah, and then I would finally like, one time this one fucking asshole

was in the store that couldn't decide what he wanted to buy. And I got on the intercom and I said, uh, ladies and gentlemen, just so you know, our last register is, We are now closing. If you have any final purchases to make, either do it now or come back in the morning.

And I got kind of a chewing out from the store manager the next morning. That didn't go over too well. But, yeah, it was a good job for high school and college. But I definitely wouldn't recommend the grocery business for a career. Or you're going to end up like this guy that killed off all the kids. But yeah. No, I love... The customer is definitely not always right.

Yeah, for sure. I love the kills in this. It started out a little tame, right? Like, the first kill was kind of off-screen or something like that. And then after that, it kind of started taking off. And then they were using, like, you know, slicers and that machine that you put all the boxes in to press, compress the cardboard boxes down for recycling and shit like that. Always scared it. I had a job where they had that.

I was always scared of those machines. Yeah, I don't know how I missed this movie, because this was like at the height of my grocery store career. So it would have fit right in, but it was fun. It was a fun movie. And I had to add, Renee Estevez was a cutie back then. Hey, yeah, there were a lot of hot chicks in this movie, right? Renee Estevez of the Estevez's and the Sheens.

Is she related? That's a sister. No kidding. Yeah. Hmm. Emilio! Emilio! Uh, you know, I don't know that I can give this one a fair review because I watched the first little bit of it and I was like, this is garbage.

Oh, no. And I did not pay attention to anything else. It looked like a high school theater department release. No, it wasn't that bad. I don't know. The beginning of it was, like, where they were all fighting that fucking asshole that came in there for some reason? That was amazing. I was like, what is this?

I'm not watching this fucking movie. I kind of loved it. I was like, I'm not going to let you steal two hours of my life. It was only an hour and a half. Come on. And it was on Tooby, so it was free. Yeah, I know. true. Well, if I'd have paid for it, I probably would have watched it. But I did not.

Yeah, I watched it a little bit, and then I started playing with my phone. I didn't really get into it, man. This was hot garbage to me. You already see Bruce Campbell show up. Real quick, when he shows up and he goes to check all the dead bodies, why does he come out with his hands all bloody? Did he have to go and touch everybody? Yeah, he came out with his hand bloody. He was like, he says something like, Is that a gunshot wound? I better put my hand inside it.

It's a blood bath in there. He says something. Well, obviously you touched everything. Right. Isn't that what they called disturbing the crime scene or whatever? He disturbed every bed of it. Fingerprints are everywhere. Nice.

And semen for some reason. Oh, boy. Yeah. all right so uh scores Brian what do you give this one I give it a seven I had fun with it yeah decent I think if you would have maybe it failed if you would have been in the right mind state yeah yeah I should have tried it again and I'm I meant to go back over it and try to watch it again and I just had too much shit going on this weekend I think so I feel bad I may have to go back and watch this one tonight I think this would fall under so

Man, it's good? Yeah, yeah. I think maybe if we did a commentary on it, it would have been much more enjoyable. That's true. But I thought the kills were good and great use of practical effects. And like I said, there was just certain camera angles that I was like, okay, you guys tried to be a little bit different than other slashing movies. Yeah. Well, it's like that crazy fucking when we did the commentary on.

What was that called? The Forbidden Zone? Yeah. Like, had I watched that without doing the commentary on it with you guys, I would have been like, what in the fuck is happening? But because we were doing the commentary, I had a really good time with it. I still don't know what the fuck happened. Oh, I don't either, but it was funny.

Oh, and coincidentally, I swear it always works out this way. When we released that episode, they announced that a special director's cut Blu-ray is being released. I told you I told you man that's why they took the YouTube video down it makes sense now that he has a Blu-ray

coming out he can't have no free copies around oh yeah that makes sense absolutely fuck I might be interested in buying the Blu-ray that was a crazy fucking movie yeah I couldn't imagine there was stuff that they cut out

that I'm like what did you have to cut out of this fucking movie Yeah, no kidding. I think we deserve some royalty for doing this commentary right when we did it, guys. Yeah, Richard. Where's our check? Hey, if we got to pay for 2B Tuesdays, you got to pay for the commentary. I was about to say we have to offset that cost.

All right, Lance, what's your score? It's a 7, man. I have fun. Yeah, hell yeah. This is a fun movie, fun movie. Great kills. Like Brian said, good practical effects. and those cheesy shots, like, where they would show, like, I don't know, like,

can somebody head exploding and then a watermelon getting cut or something? Amazing. And it was great seeing the little cameos and stuff like that in it. So easy seven, Philip. Come on, come on, Phil. Hell of good. Well, I don't know. I don't even know how to rate it now because I guess I didn't really watch enough of it

to make a good impression. And so I feel like my score shouldn't really count because I was going to get it like a two. Well, the flim, the flam. That's your score. Philip. Philip, always remember the flam must come not from the throat, but from the very soul. Is that a line in the movie?

That's from Revenge of the Nerds, too. Oh, I got you. They can't make those movies anymore. No. All right. Well, maybe don't listen to me and listen to the people that actually watched it and go check this one out. I feel like I need to give it another chance. Ah, you're passing.

First ever. Twice. I passed on Cool of the Week, and you're passing on scoring this. Oh, no, I scored it. I gave it a two. Oh, two. Okay. Yeah.

I feel like my score is not really fair, though. Oh, boy. All right. Well, all right. All right. We'll move on to parents. I had never heard of this one either, actually. A young boy living in the 1950s suburbia suspects his parents are cannibalistic murderers.

Director is Bob Balaban, also known for my boyfriend's back. Oh, I remember that movie. Writer is Christopher Hawthorne, also known for Mumsie. Okay. I think I've seen that one. I think I've seen that one. The film's appropriately bizarre title for its German released was Daddy Ist Ein Kaintyball. Daddy is a cannibal.

The character Millie Dew, played by Sandy Dennis, is Millie Dew, was a play on the word mildew. Really? Moldy, or Damp, just in case you needed an English lesson here. Was she supposed to be musty and damn? I don't know. She's fucking crazy, though. Parents with, that's Randy Quaid, right? Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. There's a bunch of quads. Brian, what do you think about parents? I have not seen this probably since the mid-90s. Yeah. And so it was like coming into his brand new. And I don't know how I feel about it. I mean, there was times I, this is supposed to be like a horror comedy, right?

I guess, yeah. Iish, maybe. Yeah, because I wasn't really getting the laughs. Yeah. I did like Randy Quaid in it, the way he just kind of played that kind of calm, cool. but at the same time you know there's something going on. Kind of sinister? Yeah.

I like the whole setting, the whole 19th, 50s, suburbia. I felt like they nailed all that. But just like in the beginning, the stuff with the kid, I was just like, what the fuck is wrong with this kid? Yeah. When he takes off his pajamas and he jumps into the bed and it's just blood and... They make you think that he's a psycho, but yeah, he's a vegetarian and he's afraid of everything.

And I'm like, why are you so sinister and weird acting? I don't know. It was kind of weird how they portrayed that. I did like the mom because there was at times where you knew she was involved, but at the same time, maybe you think that she didn't want to be involved. And then there was just other things. I don't know, the movie just kind of jumped around everywhere from me. there was the scene when the son woke up at night and he i don't know what the fuck the parents

were doing on the white sheet with the blood rolling around i don't know that it was blood wasn't it just like lipstick sure that you just you just added another element to it i think they were just sort of getting it on and that well that's sort of how the movie worked though it like it led you to believe hey maybe they're just normal parents and this kid's just crazy yeah walked in on his parents and then like, no, no, which, you know, happens. And I really thought the movie was going somewhere else when we got to the one scene when they went over to the boss's home for dinner.

Uh-huh. And the wife was acting overly. I don't know, like, they were trying to fit in. So I'm like, are you guys like robots or like, like, have like no emotions? Step for live shit, huh? Yeah, it was kind of weird. is weird, definitely weird. But I can say overall I did enjoy it.

It just every now and then, I just kind of, I didn't know what the direction or what the feel of the movie was supposed to be. Because it kind of came off like it was supposed to be a horror comedy, but I didn't get any laughs. And then I, I, it was a cannibal movie, but were they, they were just, they're not killing anybody. they were just, he was just eating people from his job and what was his job? He works with chemicals to make light bulbs and pens or whatever they were trying to say he could make.

I don't know. Yeah, that was a weird one. Well, Lance, what do you think? This just wasn't my cup of tea at all. This, to me, this strike me as pretentious nonsense. I think I know, and Bob Bellaband, he's a pretty,

decent character actor. He's been in a lot of movies where he's kind of like one of those that guy, you know, type actors if you see him. But as far as directing, my boyfriend's back, I think I might have seen it, you know, years ago or whatever, but I don't remember it. I think I know what this film was trying to do. I think it was kind of trying to confuse you as to is the kid really crazy? Are the parents really cannibals? Or is it just, you know, what you remember from a kid's point of view and perspective. Like a rear window kind of movie. Well, yeah, like they were maybe only just having sex,

and he caught him in the act of having sex, but yet in his mind, there was blood everywhere, lipstick or whatever, but I don't know, you know what this movie reminded me of? Or what director? This movie reminded me of, take a guess.

We cover two of his, we cover two movies with a, with the same title last year with Jack on the show with us. We love the remake. We didn't love the first one so much. What director am I talking about? Silence.

Really reminded me of David Lynch. Big time. Yeah, just pretentiousness and weirdness for the sake of pretentiousness and weirdness. So, and like Brian said, no laughs for me. And I don't know, man. Was, I mean, was this girl supposed?

to be like getting him to the dark side or it was just like a couple of age. I mean, this was all over the place. Just, I don't know, man, silliness to me. See, the thing with the girl, it would have made more sense if her parents were like his parents. Yeah.

Because, okay, I can see why a little disconnected from everything. You kind of created your own world to be away from, you know. And what a coincidence that she just happened to be who he first met in school and liked, and she just happened to be the child of the parents that the chemical company or his dad worked for or whatever.

Too convenient for me. Yeah, and then that didn't even really play a huge part in it. She just was... No. Yeah, sort of leading him astray, I guess, except... Yeah, this was kind of hot garbage to me, guys. Yeah. What Philip said about the prior movie.

Well, damn, now I really wish I had to watch the other one, because I kind of didn't hate this movie. I didn't like it, but I didn't hate it. Right, right? It was interesting, and I was sort of hoping for the, because it is a whole lot like, you know, rear windows, that was what it's called, the movie? Yeah. You know, one of those movies where they are spike, disturbia, right? and stuff like that. Oh, yeah, yeah.

And they see somebody and they're like, oh, he's a murderer. And then is here? Isn't he? Well, the answer is always he is. But still, it would have been nice if maybe one of the answers was he's not and you're just fucking crazy. That's what I thought, too. Yeah. I mean, they lead you down that road a little bit, right?

Yeah. And that's what I thought. I thought the kid was going to be crazy because the parents seemed actually relatively normal. And this kid was just freaking out about meat or something. and I was like, does this have some sort of like vegan angle that's happening here? I don't understand. Meat is murder. But no, it was, yeah, they, I guess they were cannibals.

And the ending was kind of crazy. It just, I felt like it set the stage well. And then they just didn't really have a lot of follow through. You know what I mean? Like, if more shit had happened, it probably would have been a lot better movie. But it was a whole lot of just guessing whether this kid was crazy or his parents were crazy. I know. Yeah.

Bob Balaband, stick with character acting. Don't fuck with directing. My boyfriend's back is the one where he's a zombie. Like a zombie, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it was a good movie. I remember liking that one.

Was that a good one? You know. Yeah. Yeah. Millie do Millie do Jesus Christ Did she get it

didn't know her name Yeah and I'm now thinking back What was the point of naming her Mildoo Yeah Doesn't make a lot of sense I mean she she tried to help In between smoking cigarettes and stuff

Yeah Trying to have sex with this damn kid What the fuck? I was that part She was like telling him to take his shirt off and shit I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no. 11 years old. I'm talking about the counselor.

Oh, the counselor. Oh, wow. I was about to say, was that the director's cut that you got? I was talking about the little girl, the one that went and sat in the freezer. Oh, the one that she was from the moon or some weird shit. The counselor I didn't hate. Really? Yeah, I mean, I didn't like it.

I just don't know why her name was, why she was named. after milky. Yeah. Seems like in a well. Are we make any sense? Are we out of the 80s with this movie, Brian?

Or is this part one? Yep. We, is it part one? I was about to proclaim that we are out. Let me double check. Where the fuck is Robocop? There had to be some better shit in 1989.

We did Robocop. Oh, yeah. This was part one. One more episode and then we are in the 90s. All right.

Wonderful 90s. See what else we got for 1989. All right. Scores on parents, Brian? Five. Five. Not too good, I agree with you, Phil.

I think they kind of set you up for something, but they just didn't stick the land. Yeah, I mean, and it makes more sense to have the parents be the crazy ones. I just kind of wish that they would have done something different. Lance? Two. Ooh, ouch.

Yeah, it's just, like I said, trash, man. This is like watching, I cannot watch any fucking David Lynch movies. And Jack has tried hard to get me to watch Twin Peaks. I'm not going to. I'm not going to do it. I cannot. No, fuck, no, I can't do it. And this is just like...

I think I got an episode in. I can't... I can't do it at all. Man, this is... The old one? This is too much like that for me. Mm. I think five is a pretty realistic score.

And maybe even a little high. Had Randy Quaid not been in it, it probably wouldn't have been that. But he pulled it off. He kept it at least a little bit interesting. I just, I wish they had done more stuff with this, movie because it was kind of a cool setup. Yeah, it's just I'm really,

did he even actually kill anybody? I mean, other than Miss damp and moist or whatever her name was, Mill Dewey. Unpillin moist. Did he kill anybody other than

just eating cadavers? All right. This is really boring and yeah, like eating cadavers, wow, who, really scary. Woo! Yeah. Like he really should have ate that one girl that was from it literally or like

you mean like no not a Laurence Cue style like I mean the little the little bitch was in his house tearing up shit and pouring his wine out everybody

and making his son get undressed and sitting in his precious deep freezer and right probably should have ate her there you go there you go

not for his pew style No, that Not miss damp and moist. No. Don't eat that one. There's an aftertaste. Waited till the end of break lance. I've lost internet connection twice tonight.

I just hope this show is all together where we can actually put it up online. We've lost internet connection. I got a backup. Oh, always count fine. Always have a backup, Passenger 57. I don't think it was too bad. You only lost it for a second. Are we done?

I think that's it. Unless you want to continue to talk about parents. So we want to thank you guys all for listening to another episode of the horror returns. I apologize about this episode. Yeah, we would love to hear your feedback and ideas just not necessarily regarding parents. You can reach us at the horror returns at gmail.com if you want to email us like Adam Bunch did, Brian. Check that out.

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You need to leave, this is important. You need to leave your name, address, and how you heard of the show. And at the end of the month, I will pick a winner for a brand new Best Buy exclusive steelbook of the cabin in the woods. Damn.

Just came out a couple weeks ago. That's a gift, dude. And then after that, I will pitch in for the Forbidden Zone when it comes out. For our next contest. And we definitely will not sell your information because we don't know who to sell it to. If we did, we would. Oh, Beat and Marcy.

Let's sell it to the Supernepard. Get our money back. That's an idea. So Adam, Adam, you are officially entered. Nice. Okay. So we got one victim so far. Now, next week, speaking of Beat and Marcy, of course they're going to join us because we're doing another

a cage rage episode and this week it is going to be the one I'm going to the theater to see tomorrow night after work the unbearable weight of massive talent

I want to see this movie so bad as well as the surprisingly good spoiler alert Pig should have been nominated I'll watch that one again Nick Kay should have been nominated

yeah okay then Phil up until the horror returns again good Nah.