The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #316: Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death (1989) Commentary

Episode Date: June 13, 2022

This week, four guys talk about the "feminist" classic, Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death - what could go wrong? Since Nez is still globe trotting, we are joined by Tavares Ellis of Student of the Game podcast. Cool of the Week includes The Draymond Green Show, Tubi Tuesdays, Hustle, and Red 11. The podcast spotlight shines on Bloody Broads. And feedback will return next week. Thanks for listening! The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Twitter: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= SK8ER Nez Podcast Network https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c4166 ESP Anchor Feed: https://anchor.fm/mac-nez E Society YouTube Channel https://youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A Music By: Steve Carleton Of The Geekz

victims. For those of you delight and dread, who fantasize about fear, who glorify gore, welcome. You have found the place where the horror returns. Listeners beware. This podcast contains major plot spoilers and the foulest of language. Join us in celebrating the old and the new, the best, and the worst in horror. Welcome back one and all to the horror returns. I'm Lance and with me as always are my co-host Brian and Philip. And tonight we're joined by our friend, the student of the game himself, Tavares Ellis. How's it going, everybody?

It's going good, going good, trying to stay cool in this Texas heat, my brother. Yeah, well, tell us about, okay, so I know you're doing a lot of podcasts for the finals since we've got finals going on. So what's your focus right now on the show? Well, right now it's been a lot of NBA finals and doing some trailer reviews. A couple of review, well, trailer reactions. I did two last night. I did the, what is that, the prey, what is it, Predator 5? Ah, okay, cool, cool.

And I did the Beast with Idris Elba, where he's supposed to be fighting the lines. Yep, we did that one, I think last week or the week before. Yeah, I got the trade have been out for a while. I've been meaning to get to it, but man, I'm so caught up in the NBA finals. and everything going on with that. I almost forgot about it. But that's pretty much it, man. And also, let me see, about a month ago,

I started a TikTok account. So trying to get that going. That's a whole other beast in itself, man, TikTok. Because what I do with- We'll send all our TikTok fans over to you. All right. Yeah. We've got a page. We just don't do anything with it.

I guess I need to get on that, huh? You know what? Actually, I get more views on TikTok than I do on YouTube. So, you know, I mean, most things are bots. Yeah. Right. Probably. Probably.

Probably. It's a lot of, no. A bots? It could be. That's how it works, man. Man, I would, like, is certain videos, like, I would splice some clips together or some or do a reaction video. Put it on YouTube. Man, two days go by.

and it'll say like, okay, 12 views, 15 views. I'm like, shit. Right, right. Yeah. Put it on TikTok. Shoot, 24 hours, I made like 100 views. So I'm like, okay, well, I don't have to start up on TikTok. Well, we got to.

That's where the kids are. We got to do something. Brian, I know you're already stretched thin with Twitter and Instagram and all that. stuff. I'll try to put something together. I mean, you guys down for trying to do a couple of, like, short videos or trailer reactions or something like that? Yeah. As long as I don't have to dance. Yeah, well, you'll have to floss, dude. Your son can teach you how to do that because I, he was playing, what was at Fortnite? And he was like, he was saying, hey, I got my character flossing. I said, what the hell does flossing mean? So he actually literally showed me, Philip, he was doing

the dance. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I, I, I, I, I, Coach baseball. All the fucking kids are flossing. Still? To this day? Is that still a thing? Doing some kind of Fortnite dances on the... Oh, yeah, yeah. We're about out of that. We're 11, 12 age, so... But the younger kids, all of them. All right. Well, Tavarice, we'll look for your TikTok channel, but you know how the show starts, man.

What's your cool of the week? Well, my cool other week this week, man, is the Draymond Green show, man. Yeah. Tell us all about it. What's crazy, man, is that, let me see, I did, like, two videos about Draymond Green and stuff, and, like, I actually recorded about 10 videos, but then I realize, I'll say, man, I can't make this a fucking Draymond Green channel, so, you know. But, yeah, man, that dude there is to talk of the NBA finals. I mean, the NBA finals in general is a pool of the week. But Draymond Green is like, you know, you could have sworn he was a splash brother or something.

You know what I'm saying? You know, because it's like it's all about Draymond. I mean, Steph, like even when they lose, they don't blame it on Steph or the coach. And they blame it on Draymond. That's why I'm like, damn, man. Like, is he that important? He's a role for him, but damn, is he that important? But his show, I like his show, man.

Like, what I like about it is that, you know, a lot of people say, well, he shouldn't do the show after the game or before the game. But I'm like, well, he does the show whether they win, lose a draw. And I can appreciate that because, you know, he's not front-running. So when they lose, like, those be the best episodes because I'll be like, man, I wonder what he's going to say or whatever. Uh-oh. Right. And, you know, and he's pretty honest. Like, and he got some real good takes on there, man.

Like, he had a real good clapback when he was talking about, he was referring to a lot of the old school players from the 80s and 90s, who said that, yeah, if Draymond played in our era, will knock his ass out and stuff, right? Oh, you hear that every generation. Yeah, yeah. But I love this clapback, man. He said, well, he said, well, yeah, each team had an enforcer about one or two and stuff.

He said, okay, Rick Mahorn, Dennis Rodman, Robert Parrish. But he said, the people that's talking weren't the ones who was knocking people out. You know, the people who was talking, shit, they was probably getting knocked out. So Draymond was like, well, I know you wouldn't knock me out. So, you know. But I'm like, I mean, and then he said, well, and a lot of those guys, they had no problem knocking people out because the fine was about a couple hundred dollars. So, you know. Yeah.

Great difference. Like $25,000, you knock somebody out, you know? Mm-hmm. So, but yeah, he got some real good stuff, man. He got some real good stuff. I mean, he, like, I'm starting to listen to his show more than I listen to, like, like the Stephen A. Smith show and some of Skip Baylor show, you know. It's like, it's just, it's real authentic because you're getting it from a, not a retired player.

This dude here is, like, a possibly win the finals while before. and after the game, he's doing the podcast. I mean, in one of the games, they was only up by two. Right before halftime, dude, dropped the episode. Like, dropped like a five-minute episode before halftime was up. And I'm like, damn. So I don't know, I think that... It seems like he would be focused on some other things at that point.

I know, right? But you know what, man? He made a good point. He said, well, everybody telling me not to do the podcast. well, what do y'all expect me to do? You know, go home to my hotel, watch film. I'm going to watch that anyway. You know, if I go out partying, party into a strip club,

everybody going to say something about that. That's true. And, you know, when you're podcasting, you pretty much, it's just talking except you're hitting the record button. Mm-hmm. And if that's what he's been doing all season, then it's kind of hard to tell him to change it up. Yeah, exactly, exactly, because you got, you take Clay Thompson, Clay Thompson don't have the podcast, but prior to yesterday, Clay Thompson, been shooting like crap.

So it's like, what's his excuse, you know? So that's what I'm like, well, if it works for him, it works for him. But yeah, he's, in order for him to win, he's going to have to play better, though. I don't know if it's because of the podcast or what, but he's going to have to play better because of the game ain't shoot worth of lick in this series. Yeah, at least he's not out partying in the club after the game every night. I know. 99% of the athletes send it to, especially in Houston. I wish James Horace podcast instead of being out all the time after.

But it is what it is. All right. So that's a good one. I'm bringing a podcast tonight too, guys. Our good, oh, shit. I guess we're going to pay a. fine for even mentioning it, but our good friends in Australia, 2B Tuesdays. Ah.

They got around to their fourth and final trauma show, which was their theme for the month, and damned if they weren't joined by the actual Mr. Trauma himself, Lloyd Kaufman. And I tell you what. Connections over there, man. Oh, shit, dude. This was a, they met Nick Cage, dude, and John Travolta. Maybe at the same time. But they, yeah, they definitely got a guest on there that pretty much says whatever he's thinking.

Like, as his Bede said at the beginning, he said, look, we're telling you guys now, no filter. And I thought, oh, okay, you know, they're hyping it up. No filter. He's probably going to say a few, you know, weird things. Or, you know, he's an older guy, so he probably doesn't care what people think anymore. But, boy, this motherfucker really doesn't care what people think. He roast everybody equally. he's Jewish and he roast

the rabbi as much as he does Catholic priests and talking about just all kinds of things and this he just completely goes off and he'll tell a story about anybody that he's done that he's done a film with definitely

you know because he worked with James Gunn on that Tromeo and Juliet movie right? I think James Gunn wrote the script for it so he had a lot of James Gunn stories that Gunn was probably thinking I'm trying to leave that stuff in the past, guys. Disney already fired me and re-harded me once, but

Lloyd Lloyd lets it out there, guys. So if you want to hear a really fun podcast, yeah, don't, don't miss, don't miss 2B Tuesdays this week. Just came out. Want to hear what James Gunn says, because, man, some of his stuff is,

I love him as a director, though. He's awesome. Yeah, he's awesome. But yeah, I looked into that a little bit, and they were like, oh, yeah, you had some bad jokes or whatever, and I went and looked that I was like, oh shit, those are some not-gapid jokes. Yeah, I'm going to have to check that out. Yeah, it's worth it, man. It's worth to listen.

Actually, they're doing a commentary of Tromio and Juliet. So he's like, it's pretty cool because you've got the guy who actually directed the movie right there. And he's like, oh, yeah, I remember when this scene happened and her tit slipped out and everybody was over trying to grab it. And he doesn't hold back at all. It's like a DVD commentary. Yeah, but better. More filthy.

Awesome. Well, I'll bring it back to basketball a little bit. I watched that new Adam Sandler movie on Netflix. Hustle. Okay. Hustle. Yeah, that's the name of it. All right.

Pretty fucking good, man. It was a good motivational sports movie. Classic. Okay. Yeah, it was one of the best Adam Sandler movies I've seen in a while. Really? I think we're going to watch it tonight. after the sporting.

Oh, fantastic. Man, I got to get my kid to watch. He came in during his obsession beats talent every time speech. Right. Like, that's what I've been trying to tell him about baseball. So we're trying to learn some life lessons. Yeah. And then I watched Jurassic Park, Dominion, or Jurassic World, I guess.

Okay. It was okay. It was better than the last movie. They brought back. Was it? Yeah, brought back a bunch of old. So that was fantastic. Okay.

But, you know, kind of like in the later seasons of the Walking Dead were the zombies are just sort of there and they're not the main issue. Oh, yeah. They're more weaponized. Yeah, that's kind of what this is. Like the dinosaurs are there, but it's not really the point of the movie. In the last one, they had billionaires that were like buying the dinosaurs in an underground. like sale or something like that, right? Yeah.

Well, and it kind of stems off of that and builds on it a little. There's a, I sort of like the big pharma bad guy company. Sure, there has to be, right? Yeah, everybody sort of, it's like two different stories and they kind of join together at some point. It's worth watching. It was fun. Okay. Oh, cool.

I mean, there's not a whole lot of movies out there in the dinosaur genre that don't completely suck. Yeah, I think it's decent. I think there's an Amityville dinosaur, if I'm not mistaken, Brian Wright. There will be now if there's not one. You've brought a mention of the world, Lance.

You can always watch Tammy and the T-Rex. Oh, yes, that's right. That's going back to 2B Tuesdays. They've done that one before. That's one of their favorites. Is that the one with Wookie Goldberg? Am I thinking about something? Oh, that's, I know which one you're talking about. No, that's a different one.

It's one. I think it was a... God damn, there was another one. Paul Walker and Denise Richards, like one of their first movies I did. Right? Okay. Wait, Will P. Goldberg did a dinosaur movie? I think it was more like a kids movie.

Yeah. Gynum. Gynon is the dinosaurs. I knew Gynon was old. I didn't know she was that old. I have to look this up now. I didn't know Paul Walker started in a dinosaur movie. Yeah, I didn't know that either, man.

I've never seen Tammy in the T-Rex. I've been told to, but just haven't found the time. I heard the title before. I'm trying to keep that one under wraps. Theodore Rex. Theodore Rex. Okay. That's the Whoopie movie?

Yes. Okay. Nice. Boy. Okay. I'm making all these. plants and shit off the trees child is it my turn

oh yeah I think so man I think we're ready for the for the updates man oh I did Brian I did watch the sadness excellent movie by the way you didn't watch it with the with the grandkids did you no no okay okay no not that one

I only got two things in this week been real busy The first one's a shutter exclusive documentary called The Found Footage Phenomenon. Okay. I saw that one when I was flipping through. Yeah. If you want to know how found footage started and like the impact of Blair Witch had on not just found footage, but you know, the way they marketed movies.

Because I totally forgot when Blair Witch came out, they had a website. Oh, that's right. The Internet was starting to blow up. Yeah. and how they really played to the fact that making people think it was like a real thing. Yeah. Yeah. I remember watching it and thinking it was a real thing.

Right. Yeah. They had like all the directors that did like all the big found footage movies on there talking. So interesting. Definitely worth a watch. And then I came across a movie I had heard about like a while ago, but I didn't know if it ever came out. and it's Robert Rodriguez's Red 11. Oh, yeah.

Huh. Okay. It's, um, he did this movie in, uh, celebration of, uh, L. Mariachi. Because, uh, famous story, he, he got money for it and made the movie for $7,000. Well, he wanted to do it again, make another movie for $7,000. And he made the, he wrote the script with his son. And I think his other son is in the, the movie too and it was a it was a good experiment okay there's supposed to be a documentary a six-part

documentary out there that kind of goes through the making of it and it shows people that you know you don't need a lot of you know money to make your own movie you know use your own resources and it was a decent movie he was a guy he gets um he goes to one of those uh uh trial things you know you try drugs and they pay you and sure kind of like fire starter yeah and you know strange shit starts happening and I thought

for a movie that he said actually came under $7,000 I thought it was a decent movie so that one's on Amazon yeah and with inflation $7,000 now can get you like a cup of coffee in an iPhone you know he made he made this in a couple a couple years ago.

Okay. And on top of that, though, casting, man, he got, like, a couple of A-list actors. Did he? A $7,000 movie. Antonio Banderas, dude.

Oh, no, shit. He's in it? Oh. No, no. No, he wasn't in doing it. He was in Desperado. Oh, he's in Desperado. He wasn't in El M.E.

No. Yeah, I think I do remember being a different, a different actor. I'm not. And he was. Wasn't he going to school at UT when he made that one? And like it was basically all students, I think. Yeah, I could be wrong.

Yeah, and this one I didn't recognize anybody, so I think it was all fresh after. Okay. Well, it had to be. $7,000. Can't cover one check. Yeah, no shit, man. Well, I mean, I'm sure people owe him a lot of favors, right?

I'm kind of surprised Jenna Ortega wasn't in it. She's literally in everything else right now. Oh, yeah. he's all over the place oh yeah right huh I could have sworn

yeah I could have sworn Antonio was in El Mariachi I guess I haven't seen that one in a while well Desperado is the continuation of that one and I think the one of the actors in El Mariachi was in a flashback scene in the beginning of Desperado

so you probably got it mixed Ah okay well and once in time in Mexico. Or maybe the Mandela effect is true. And it was, and now it's not. Maybe it is. That would explain a lot about today. Slipped universes. I'm telling you, that's my working theory. The world did in 2012, an alternate universe. What's that to ours? Samahite's first movie, Desperado. Is that who's there?

Sammaite. No, I think from Dust Till Dawn. Oh, okay. Okay. All right. I haven't seen that movie in a long time. I'm at to watch that. It's been a while for me too, man.

Yeah, because in his movies, he had some of the same actors and actresses. I think, should I think, Danny Trejo was in about every Robert Rodriguez movie. Yeah, that was an interesting story. After working with Danny Trejo, they found out they were related. I never heard that Wow Wow Wow

That is a trap That's all I got was those two That's it All right And you said no news or trailers No not this week Not even a little teaser news Brian Nothing

Well this one's for Phil Lulu Wilson's back Becky too The Raff of Becky Is there a Becky too? Yeah. Okay. I'm interested to see the continuation of that.

They're going to fuck it up, but... You think? Yeah. They left it nice and open-ended where you're like, oh my God, what's going to happen? And then, you know, once I give you the answer, it's kind of hard to hit that landing. Yeah.

Well, we'll find out, right? Yeah. I don't hate her so much now that she's a little bit older. She was just obnoxious as a kid. Yeah, she started into a much better actress, I think. What's the actress's name? You said, Becky. Lou Lou Wilson. The movie's called Becky. Yeah, she always

played like the little irritating kid and the old horror movies, like in the early 2000s. You'd know her if you saw her, man. She was in like Ouija 2. Yeah, very annoying little girl. She was in the Annabelle 2, and that one was pretty good. Well, there you go. There you go.

But she still, like, bothered me as a person. Like, that over-the-top Shirley Temple bullshit. I know. Hard to get over that, right? Yeah. Okay. Okay. She was the little girl. Okay. All right. Okay. I recognize it. Yeah. She's been around a while now. He's starting a lot of horror movies. Dang. Yeah.

It's a lot for a 16-year-old. Man. Wow. She'll be going places or, you know. Or dying of a drug overdose. Oh, no. Never mind. Oh, sorry. Oh. Hey, those are the only two options.

All right. So we're skipping news and trailers this week, correct? Yep. All right. Well, let's roll into a little bit of leasinger feedback. This week, the podcast spotlight shines on Bloody Broads. join host Bhavna and Jamie

each episode as they dissect their love of horror and all its sub genres. That I want to be cool. Bloody broads. I like the name. There's a lot of great names for podcasts out there. And that's going to be it for feedback this week,

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Did we have a winner for the contest? I forgot to pick one. We haven't We just don't know who it is yet. We'll announce that one next week. Sorry, everybody. I've been... Steel book of...

What is it? Cabin in the Woods? Yep. It's in the envelope ready to be sent out. Oh. Yeah. All right.

We got to find that Oscar envelope. We won't get the wrong thing. Before we move on, I want to say, happy birthday to front of the show, Matt Wood. Oh, yeah. Matt, Mr. Our resident DJ, right?

Happy birthday, Matt. Birthday, Matt. Yeah, Matt. May you find all the ecstasy and glowsticks your little heart desires. Make a TikTok video out of that. There you go. Maybe Venom will show up. But at last, we're going to bring you a commentary for the classic cannibal women of the

the avocado jungle of death. One of the greatest name movies of all time. Can't make that up, huh? From 1989, the U.S. government, eager to protect the nation's avocado supplies, recruits feminist Professor Margo Hunt to make contact with the piranha women, an all-female tribe who believe men are only good as a source of food. Well, this may go off.

the rails with four guys here. I imagine there's a little something more to that. Director and writer, J.F. Lotton, also known for Pretty woman and Pretty Woman. That's, I think that's where we mentioned it, right? When we covered Pretty Woman. I think it was. Yeah, that's where this came up. Wow.

Pretty Woman and Pizza Man. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Not quite the same thing. All right. In an interview published in Femfaitals magazine, Adrienne Barbou, Adrienne Barbeau, reveals that the production could only afford her for one day's work,

so she ended up doing 17 pages of dialogue in that time. Damn, okay. Busy woman. Man, that Too Bad Nez is missing out on the show tonight. God damn it. The film's plot loosely parallels that of novel, Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad as well as Apocalypse Now, which was also partly based on Heart of Darkness. And I'm not sure we're going to see a whole lot of similarities, but we'll

see. Oh, shit. I don't think it's like we're going to find out. Both these peoples engage in barbaric rights as an alternative to the rigid and restrictive values of the outside world. The name of the character Ford Maddox, one of the men who recruits Margo to enter the jungle, refers to the author Ford Maddox Ford, who collaborated on three novels with Conrad, though not on Heart of Darkness. When Kurtz and Hunt battle with fencing swords, Kurtz is stabbed, and her dying words are, you don't know what it's like trying to face David Letterman with a book on male insensitivity. All right, I was exploiting the piranha woman.

You don't know what it was like. David Letterman, God, the horror, the horror of that show. The horror. Yeah. And then in Heart of Darkness, Kurtz's dying words are the horror, the horror. So it's almost the same. Except they like shit on David Letterman, who's actually one of the ones. Interesting.

All right. Well. All right. And it's on Amazon to be all that junk. But I believe we're watching it on Amazon, so hopefully there's no commercials. Shouldn't be. I watched it a couple days ago. It wasn't any commercials.

Okay, good deal, good deal. You guys all, everybody queued up? Yeah, yeah. All right, I'll, I guess, do the countdown. I'm on the one second mark, and I'll play the sound low a little bit. All right, three, two, one. Alcohol use, foul language, sexual content, and violence. Okay.

Promising. All right. I'm sure my volume's not too loud here. Ah. And we just got an email from TikTok, so maybe it's a sign. Guacamole films. Giacomoli films. That's what you get from avocados.

I guess as they say, Oh, so as the Germans would have a... stink. Can you guys hear it a little bit? Yeah. All right. Shannon Tweed. I forgot how dated this movie looks.

Jesus. She's still married? What's his name? Gene Simmons. Oh, really? No shit? That doesn't surprise me. Why not?

Yeah, why not? Together? I think so. Oh, okay. Oh, actually, I don't think they ever married. think they're just together. Open relationship, I'm sure, right? And Bill Maher, as Jim.

Yeah, Bill, Jim, you know. Jim's got a new rule, okay. Right. Who was the one chick in the White Snake video that was in the, she was in Witchford, remember? Tony. Toney Catan, right? Yeah, there you go. Didn't she go completely bad shit crazy

and beat the shit out of her baseball? player husband or something and went to jail. Do you remember that? Who was she married to? Which baseball I can't remember, dude, but I remember the headline. Was he an Atlanta player maybe? I don't remember. They always remember her from Bachelor Party.

Oh, that's right. That's right. Bachelor Party's the one where the old lady kept trying to grab the weenie, huh? Yeah. Is that right? Yes. She was married to Chuck Finley. Chuck Finley.

There you go. I remember him. Wow. Yeah, he had to call the cops on her, man. I guess she had a mean, mean, great hook. It didn't beat him with the bad, did she? Oh, no. Probably so, dude.

This is a blatant rip-off of Raiders the Lost Dark intro. right? Throw me the avocado. I threw you the whip. They're dangerous. I got a volleyball. A beach ball. The fuck is this idiot, man. That didn't go well.

He looks a little bit like a less bulky version of the guy that plays the Punisher. Dude, I was thinking the same thing. Yeah, there he go. Barathol. Yes, yes. He didn't last long, did he? No, no.

He's a definite punisher. That's not in the heart, man. Dan, these ladies look pretty amazing for living in the jungle. Yeah, for real? Right. Who does their hair, right? All those avocados. Yeah, that's it.

They're on the keto diet. Yeah, literally. Here's your right as the lost dark moment. Dude, keep running. Why are you stopping up? Yeah, what an idiot. Who stops to look at that while people chasing? Oh, man.

Well, they got to use the men for more than food. How do they make more of them? I don't know, man. I don't see any young ones, so who knows? At which point, maybe it's worth it. Is it possible for men and women to coexist as equals? Speaking of Denise Richards, guys, this reminds me of when Denise Richards played the scientist in the James Bond movie, right? Just put a pair of glasses and put their hair up in a bun.

Dr. Christmas or whatever her name? Yeah, that's right, Dr. Christmas. I thought Christmas only comes once a year. Oh, behave. Oh, wait, that's Austin Powers. Not changed one. Never mind. It's a big phallic symbol in the background, the big tower.

This could hear, buddy, wasn't it? Bunny. Man, how 80s can you look, right? I know, right? Yeah, I'm not sure the little pink cowboy boots are working, but... Am I going to complain? I like it. Avocado Affairs.

Department of avocado affairs. That's what I was going to back in the 80s. Oh, man. Is that California? You paid for a uniform for those fuckers? Right. I don't know. I don't think that.

there is unexplored jungle anywhere in California at this point, guys. Great dialogue. And all of a sudden now the Russians are the bad guys again, huh? Not just the Nazis anymore. Can't catch a break. Seems like the Russian

have been the bad guys for having decades. They were just laying low, I guess, right? Old war and all. Yeah, so much for the scorpions that song Wins of Change when they thought everything was going to be different. Hey, we're getting a McDonald's in Russia. Everything's changing. Well, at least Rocky tried in Rocky Ford. He tried to bring everybody together.

He tried. But he almost got broken. Look at Bunny. Man, Bunny, she reminds me of, um, Capowski, man, kind of. They don't eat their men like that, Bunny. Ah, that answers your question, Philip. They have sex with a man and then they eat them. Well, so there you go, with guacamole.

Oh, so they're like that in Wonder Woman pretty much then. That's what they do. What's that? No, so they're pretty much like the Amazons in Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman. Oh! Yeah, I think so. I think so.

They have a society of only women. How'd that happen? They got whooped. Oh, geez. Yeah. Yeah. Look closely. Get on.

Her sisters. What? We're forced to negotiate The piranha women Except they were the can of the women You're the tallest one we could find The WNBA hasn't been invented yet To a reservation in Malibu

I've heard this before, guys We just wanted to move out Under a reservation Brian, do they have any Piranha women in Alaska? Women that eat their men? Yeah. Well, probably.

That is a big classroom. A communist avocado, you know. Why is he yelling at this lady? Like, is this a comedy? Or is it a sci-fi? What is this? It's definitely a comedy.

Action Adventure Comedy. Oh, okay. Bill Maher's in it. That's all he needed it. I forgot Bill Maher used to act, man. Yeah, he's pissing a lot of people off lately, man. He's said a lot of things that have isolated a lot of groups, man. Oh, man.

This university is a bastion of intellectual freedom, and I am sworn to protect that freedom. I will not tolerate. But, you know, he is a comedian, so that kind of comes to the territory, right? You know, he doesn't give a damn anyway, so. Right. I say, Bill Maher's finally paying attention. So I was saying.

Well, he's got his HBO show, right? Yeah, yeah. For now. Yeah. For now. Yeah. For now. Whether or not this project is worthy in Smith'ser Pellage's involvement.

Man, what this dude played in, he looks familiar. It does look very familiar, right? But he ain't like revenge the nerds or something? That sounds about right, yeah. Yeah. Was he what college dean or something? Yeah. I don't know.

Old white dude in a suit. I could be anybody. Philip, that's racist. I've been something. I can say I'm white, I think. The leading feminist scholar, Dr. Kurtz. There's the Heart of Darkness tie in. This is like the apocalypse now story, actually, huh?

She went native. She went out there and joined up with him, it sounds like, Dr. Kurtz. I've only seen that movie once. I've got to go back and watch it again. Oh, that's a great movie. Have you seen the extended one? it's like three and a half hours. No.

Yeah, it's a lot of the director's cut. That's a lot of movies to absorb, man. Well, man, I'll watch that one. You don't have a single-in-referreference. No, I'm sorry, Bunny. It's just too dangerous. Oh, not to take away from the movie. I also finally watched the Jay and Silent Bob reboot.

Yeah, do you like it? Yeah, it wouldn't bad. Jay looks fucking really weird, man. I don't know what's going on with him. But, uh. I guess. What movie is that? Jay and Silent Bob.

It's the reboot to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, I guess. I haven't seen the reboot. I'm a big fan of the original one, though. Oh, me too. One of my favorites. I love that fucking movie. And Will Ferrell, I think that was the first movie I saw Will Ferrell in, man. And I'm like, damn, this dude is a weird.

That shit was funny. He was great in that. And they had a lot of throwbacks to the original, and apparently Kevin Smith only invited the guys that, like, checked on him after his heart attack or whatever. Oh, he lost a lot of weight, you know, he's not so much fat time of anymore. He just wears baggy clothes. It lose a lot of weight. Yeah. And Jay's fucking heroin meth teeth, I guess, came out, and he put some dentures in, and that's why he looks all goofy.

But aside from that, good movie, man. They had a lot of throwbacks from the original. I enjoyed myself because I love the original so much. Okay. It was entertaining. What did you think, Brian? It was all right. Definitely wasn't as good as the first one.

Yeah, for sure. Sounds like the consensus. Like, to this day, I quote Jay and Silent Bob strike back on at least a weekly basis. Oh, okay Dude, I was thinking about Will Ferrell's character When Ina, did y'all see that video They went by the other than the orangutan

Grabbed the dude through the page Did you all see that? I don't think so Video, yeah, the orangutan grabbed the dude on his leg And he like turned the dude Sideways and stuff Yeah, man, y'all didn't see that?

No, but I'd like to find Innocent to y'all But when I saw that part, I instantly thought of Will Ferrell when he was playing that animal wildlife marshal, he kept saying the orangutan, the most dangerous animal known to man. When he was in that first James Pollittal movie, man, I'm like, dang. Jed Nelson in the background. Yeah, yeah. The orangutan is from the Great Ape family.

Champagne's a chimp. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. Will Ferrell, man, was wild, man. I think is it orangutans that sometimes eat people's faces off and shit like that? Yeah, they've heard weird stuff like that before.

I didn't remember how strong it was. They say like in the rainetang five times stronger than a human. So that's why I'm like, dang. You know who's winning on that one? The Xanines are pretty civil, I think. It's the chimpanzees. It was a somebody that chimpanzee is a pet.

Yeah, that's what I was... Because that's the fucking thing you should. And her face is all messed up now, right? Well, plastic surgery and... That's Darwinism. Okay. Maybe don't have a chimpanzee as a pet. Right?

Yeah. I wouldn't want anything. My ass to be my pet, so... Like when, uh, I don't know, which one, Sigreed or Roy got their, Oh, that's right. That's right. Like, ah, well, I mean, you were just kind of waiting to see which happened first.

That at Tiger got tired of playing them tricks, man. Yeah. Like, you don't even send no money back to my family, dude. Shoot. He suddenly realized, oh, you're just an aunt. Yeah. Okay. Cocktails.

Stopping to get a drink before they. they go in the jungle or what? They're going to go do a dance first. They're going to the jungle and she's in high heels. Right. And Brian, I didn't even notice that. Oh, God. Black Christmas,

Philip. All these dudes lined up on the same wall. Yeah, no shit. Is that, what's his name? Ron Jeremy? He looks like him. There's only one way to really know, though, right?

Shut up and take your pants off. It's a 357 magnum, isn't it? I don't know. The fucking 44, that's a giant motherfucker. She got it at the teaching supply store. Yeah, exactly. Along with stickers and great job stickers and stuff like that. pencil erasers.

You don't normally buy 357s of barrels that long. That's a dirty hair gun. I've ever seen one. And my he looks like he's in black on. He looks like he's in black face.

I was going to say it looks like when our name... Hells would like rock down he, huh? Yeah. I'm going to say exactly. I must be where they got that idea from. That's fantastic.

She is confident, man. A ninja. Come on, really? When I was talking about American Ninja last week, I'm telling you, because I have no idea where my heritage is from at all. And I asked my mom if I was part Japanese one time, because she told me I was a little bit of a lot of stuff. And she said,

Probably not. And I was so disappointed because I wanted to be a ninja. Yeah, I know, man. Brian, is this anybody famous? You're the wrestling guy. Not that I recognize. I don't think that's a wrestler. Okay.

He doesn't have a bodybuilder with a mask. Right. What are you in your mouth? Fucking idiot. Jesus. That's, you know, he's a bodybuilder. What are you going to do? Right.

Yeah, tooth builder two apparently. I know, right? I'm working out my jaw. I'm working out my jaw. Come on, bro. Help me. Excuse me. I got to go to the veterans.

Two chicken for the avocado women. Mm-hmm. Well, do you blame them? I mean, you know. Well, they're half naked and half. have arrows, so there's that. Yeah, well, it would be five minutes of heaven, and then I guess it's all over after that, uh.

Death must. Uh, this is who I think it is. Oh, no. Looks like Indiana Jones. Yeah. Crocodile done deal. Trucked all done. Like Indiana Jones, okay?

Yeah. Yeah, Bill was killing. All right. do. Now, if Black Christmas had been like this, we would love it. Look at that luxurious... Right. Is he? Is he? What is that around the night?

Some gold chains. Like Fred from Scooby-Doo, huh? It's some gold chains and a shirt that's unbuttoned all the way down. If you look close to... you can probably see all the white powder around both his nostrils. Looks like a white Michael Jackson extra. Looks like leisure suit, Larry.

Is it just me, or is he kind of doing like a Bill Murray from Ghostbusters a little bit here? I can see him in there. I think they just let Bill just do whatever that you want it with his line. Sure. Feminist Tommy Rott.

Have you... Has I like Poppycock? Have you seen the... You guys know who Kyle Dunnigan is? No. Okay. He's... I think he has some Instagram stuff.

There's some stuff on YouTube, whatever. There's a skit that he does. He does like face swaps and amazing impressions. Oh, like deep fake stuff? Yeah. Well, I'm not really deep fakes. That's not the one you showed me. Is it with Spaceboat?

Yeah. Oh, it is that guy. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have seen that. The Star Trek one was Facebook. Okay, well, he has one with Bill Maher and a gang bang, and it is. Oh, God.

Put a link on there. Can we put a link on there, Brian? It is so totally worth it. Oh, boy. His Bill Maher is on point. He does an amazing Joe Biden. He does, uh, he does a really good. Elon Musk and

oh god the crackhead dude from Saturday Night Live oh fuck the one that just left the chicks with Kim Kardashian god damn Pete Davidson

yeah I wanted to say Tommy Davidson but wrong wrong skit show it's just he puts his face on his and he's like okay oh whatever dude

that's his entire Pete Davidson impersonation and it's great what's the do name again Kyle Dunnigan Yeah it is It is pretty funny man I've seen that space boat

He does like a weekly Where he is Sylvester Sloan He does a great Sylvester Sloan Oh God And it's him And god damn it I can't remember the guy's name

But I think I think they were both writers. No, no, no, no. He was, like, a comedy writer. Like, he does a segment with him. I think there were both writers for, like, Amy Schumer and some other stuff.

Okay. Makes sense. Which may not be the best example of writing. But I'm telling you, this guy's funny. Okay. Kurt Medsker. Yeah, the other writer.

He's funny, too. Okay. Okay. What the hell is Bunny doing? Oh, she just put on nail polish. She's blowing her nails. I do like the miniskirt for the forest. Mm-hmm.

Sure. See, I love this kind of comedy, which is, it reminds me of like South Park. And the dude, you were just talking about, Philip, where they equally, equally skewer each side. They don't take a political, you know what I'm saying? That's real comedy. That's palsy comedy right there, you know? The avocado jungle. Kyle Dunnigan does some great Trump jokes, too.

His Trump impersonation is not as great as Joe Biden. But, yeah. No, he was just like Joe Biden. He was like, yeah, man. I'll tell you, man. We got to do it, man. Here's the deal. Here's the deal.

Come on, man. You know. Come on, man. You try saying it three times fast. Build her, build her backer, build the back a boo. Build the back better. Man, we're in some deep doo-doo with the leaders we have these days.

All right. They pick somebody who's not a fucking moron. They always knocked them out in the first round. Hey, hold on. Brian, you want to chime in at all? On political shit, nope. Yeah. Hell no, right?

Oh, they're talking about Jim Baker and Tammy Baker. You've seen that Eyes of Tammy Fay movie? No. Yeah, it's on HBO Max. It's, uh, uh, hit the actress. I can't think of her name. She won Best Actress.

Oh, really? Yeah, she, uh, she looks just like her, man. What did Timmy... Jessica, Jason. Jessica Chastain. Oh, they got her at the phone? Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, she looks just like her, man. Who is she? What does she do? She was, okay, so she married Jim Baker, right? And they were basically both like fundamentalist Christian preachers, right? Andrew Garfield in it? Andrew Garfield plays Jim Baker. And he's really convincing, man.

He sounds just like him. Oh, anyway. Did that Mormon movie. He's going all over with that. That's right. That's right. He did. But, you know, spoiler alert, but they end up.

going to jail, prison for fraud. Preachers. Yeah, I know, I know the name. I just couldn't remember specifically what she did. I thought that, did they kill somebody? Yeah, no, she was good, ma'am. She was a good performance. She deserved the Oscar on it.

Okay. Oh, she, she won the Oscar? Yeah, she did. She did. Best actress. And unlike Carrie Mulligan, who got robbed a few years ago for promising young woman. but I think it was well deserved. He got nominated for that for promising young woman?

She did. She did, but she didn't. She didn't win. I'm trying to think who won that year. All right. Well, this lady definitely deserves to get eaten. Right. Oh, little kitty cat.

Hey, I'll take you to Vegas and we'll do a show. That cat's a man. I'm not messing with the women around here with them, with those, cannibal women in this advocate jungle of death. I get smarter than the people are, huh? Yeah. He's just watched. But he's not going to eat a woman.

Shoot. No better. Shoot, those women probably sparing his family right now. Right. I just watched another fundamentalist LDS documentary on Netflix, because it popped up on trending. Yeah. It was called us.

Something sweet. Yeah. Sweet. Stay sweet. Something like that. Anyway. I just saw the trailer for it. Exactly.

Yeah. It's slow. But man, it is, there's some serious shit in there. It's crazy. Yeah. It's kind of like when they broke Scientology loose and had all those documentaries about that shit. Yeah.

That's sort of what they're doing with the Mormons now. guess. Although I think regular Mormons maybe don't have much to do with the fundamentalist Mormons. I don't want to. I don't want to. Yeah, I worked for a Mormon. Brian, want to throw your hat in the ring for religion since you didn't want to talk politics? Here we go. Hey, yeah, but maybe marrying 14-year-olds and raping them. Okay, moving on. Moving on. Moving on. Moving on.

What's he saying? That's all Mormons. What's up with Bill Nard, man? Look at this. He puts he says, I don't know how to read a map. Is that what he said? I'm going to go to the little boy's room. I got his canceled already. Oh, boy. Uh-oh. Come on. Really?

so much water in my mouth okay this is bullshit he's got her eyes what is it plugged into it's like one of those old fashion where you put it on a fire oh okay I got you

got you it's an off-the-grid iron huh Brian an off-the-grid iron well that's important to have in the jungle right so good thing they pack that sucker you have to look your best yeah this is hope she's not ironing on a box of ammunition

or something yeah no shit because that's what it looks like that sure does well shit Brian did this change get longer or something did they They look like they're getting longer as the movie's gone. Yeah.

Like the, I'm going to get you suck at the beginning of the Olympics. Yeah. Like at first his chain was like, like, he was almost choking his neck. Right. Down to his stomach. Just switching him out with Mr. T along the way. Oh, man. Yeah, Mr. T was probably like, man, where it is, man?

Don't wear that way. Hey, I'm missing a little spot right here. Bunny said, poor Jim, he doesn't have a 10. Oh, looking at you, Bunny, I'm sure he does. He's pitching his own. Rested marshmallows. Oh, radio. Oh, man.

And said he loved you. Look, that's the shit that all those little Mormon women were wearing. Is it? With the big. The same exact outfit, huh? Puffed shoulders and shit, but not the neckline. Okay. Ah, yeah, they had the choke neckline probably, I'm guessing.

Failure. I mean, it could be worse. Some cultures require women to cover their faces, so, you know, it could be worse. Or ankles. Right. I can't see those ankles. They're so sexy. When are we going to get to the piranha women?

Yeah, they did. It does take a long time to get to them. Seems to. They got to build the characters up to make us care about them. We got to care about Bunny and Jim and Dr. Margo Hunt. Oh, Lord. Hey, whatever works for you. Hey, at least she's specific with her fantasies.

Yes, very. No vagueness in that. Oh, boy. That's what you want? No bride. Just so happen to have that, huh? Yep. Good thing she brought her bathing suit to the jungle.

Absolutely, man. The boat floats. Yeah, that's the important thing, right? Look at the chemistry between buddy and him, man. Just a rock in California. Y'all were talking about the diet earlier. I'm a fucking sailboat, bitch. Right.

Kind of looks like the jungle boat ride, though. Yeah, a little bit, you know. Well, if these women exist out there, then maybe Bigfoot does too. Yeah. Hey, right in California, right? Maybe. That's where it is. Pacific Northwest, that's where they get all the sightings.

Yeah, that's right. There's also bears there. Yeah, there is that, right? That may explain part of it. I just, man, I just realized how much they do take from Apocalypse now in this. This is a scene right out of Apocalypse now where they're going down the river. That was a pretty good trivia this week, Phil. Well, good job for you.

Good job, IMDB. There you go. I just read it. A knitted potholder. Wasn't she just in a swimsuit? I think you made that up. Okay. Yeah, wait a minute.

I saw a lot more cleavage, but okay. That's a good point. Completely a different outfit that she had on a second ago. They just got... It's all doilies? The trail of doilies. What the hell? Clingas.

Think flamingos. Oh, this is the men of the Peron woman. They have Tiki huts. Right. What about this culture, man? I don't know what's going on right now. It's the male feminists. Is it?

Yeah. She has always got to. That's such an optimistic attitude, am I right? Not a bad thing to have. Not at all, man. It'll get you through life, that's for sure. That's a set of perky tits and a nice ass. Take you far, huh?

This is great dialogue. Bill was just using his talk show notes on this. Right, right. this mushroom tea you think this is going to go in a completely different direction this stupid hat oh yeah

the fazz speaking of speaking of Austin Powers and uh the guy you were talking about earlier from Bill and Ted or the Fes in Austin Powers the dude that used to be on Saturday out live

come on help me out here Will Ferrell? Will Ferrell? He's going to turn them all into running savages, watch. It's just like Revenge of the Nerves. Yeah. So 80s, right? And I think this one was early 90s, right, Brian?

This was 89. Okay, all right. Milwaukee's best. We used to get in college we call that Milwaukee's Beast because of the way you were hung over the next day. It was like $2 a six-pack guys. Oh wow. Yeah. That's why the only the only thing cheaper was Olympia only oh yeah oh yeah. Their tagline was it's the water and that's kind of what it was. Oh get the water no it's the water like you know that beer's so good

because we put very clear sparkling water in it or whatever beer beer but we did you see it 30 packs of Keystone for 15 bucks oh Keystone yeah 30 rocks

10 bucks yeah yeah yep which is just cores is it is that

Keystone exactly the same as cores I used to drink it all the time Keystone light yeah Keystone light is the same thing as cores like

cheap shit right it's just package different right Like Maddie Light, I think, is the same thing as Bud Light. Really? Yeah, and it's just packaged different, even though, you know, people sit on Natty Light all the time.

I don't know, man. My shit, God, I'm trying to think here how she's related to me. She's the great-grandmother of my grandkids, but not related to me by blood, but she's like getting up to 90 years old. And she has a six-pack of Natty Light every day. There may be something to that, Brian. A dame. A dame. A wench. A wench.

What are at the Renaissance Festival? Those are all the same thing. Right back, guys. You've got a parking dog. All right. So you're going to get these men eating? That's it. One beer?

That's all it takes. That's all right. Well, they picked up on that quick and ran with it, huh? Yeah. Good thing? It's wrong either. We're talking about Bill Maher and a gangbang, Philip. Maybe this inspired that joke, huh?

But hey, in that skit, was Mar the gangbanger or the gang bangee? The gang bang e. Oh. With lots of famous people, all men involved. Aye, aye, aye. It's fantastic. Was Elon Musk in the train? Yes.

Didn't get any hot chocolate. That's what she's worried about. A bitch. It's been about 45 minutes since we saw the last cannibal woman. Yeah, no doubt, man. What's up with the cannibal women? This movie's all about the journey, I guess, huh? Yeah, they should just call this the journey.

Doctor. Bill Mark. Heart of darkness, right? Apocalypse now. Orions of the people are. Apocalypse light. Yeah. Is he taking a piss off the side of the bus?

Yeah, she's closing her eyes. Oh, no, maybe not. Okay. What is it? I was going to say, sometimes you just got to go. There's too much grass. Words that have never been there. No doubt.

Not in the 80s. Now she's back in the bathing suit. Yeah. I guess that's her boating outfit, right? Just in case they flip over? Sure. Even though everybody's in the water but her. What's the purpose of getting your clothes fucking wet

jumping into the fucking water? I mean, really? Was that necessary? Then the one in with the bathing suit? suit. Oh my God. No shit. Now they're going to be miserable, wet socks, wet shoes.

That's the worst, isn't it, Philip? Yep. Mr. Military man. They ever talk to y'all about trench foot when you're in the military? Tavares, did you serve at all Tavis or anything? No, sir. No, I didn't serve, but I'm not a friend.

Yeah, so Phillips, the one real man out of the four of us, huh? He was going in like Rambo, dude. I was refueling helicopters, dude. Like kicking down doors or nothing. You didn't have the GoPro on your helmet, the laser sight. It's not like that, is it? Not for you.

But yeah, change your socks every night, especially after you've been hiking and shit. Right. Uh-oh, leeches? Oh, boy. No, a fish, like, going to get his foot. Jesus, what a person. Oh, my God.

She's just chilling and I bathing food. Right, right. Mm-hmm. Three dose. Product placement in the early days. Well, they're going to have avocado. dip, we're going to dip in it. Right.

Oh, and he just mentioned Burger King. Take it from us. And, Brian, take it from us. Don't mention Universal Music, whatever you do, right? Be having to re-edit a lot of podcasts, DeVaris. Yeah.

I had to take a break from reviewing trailers from them, man. They'll cut off all the audio. Yeah. Unbelievable, dude. You would think they would want their product push like that, you know? For free. Like it's not like to be advertising. I'm trying to get people to go see the movie.

Right. Yeah. Makes no sense. And YouTube's the worst, right? That's what I always hear. Yeah, yeah, YouTube. As a matter of fact, yeah, I'm starting to get the copyright tag on some videos and stuff. So, you know, especially the, um, the trainer for action.

You know, so it depends on who you, um, who you recorded off of and stuff. But like, but Marvel, dude, Marvel, it is, man, they don't care. Marvel, they don't, you know, they ain't worried about that copyright, you know? Yeah, yeah, small potatoes, right? Yeah, exactly. But, like, sometimes, like, the trailers for, like, Warner Brothers, they'll hit me with the copyright thing, and then it's like, okay. it depends on what the movie is.

But they didn't hit me with a copyright for The Batman when I did that. So that's what I'm like, well, dang. But they hit me with, um, yeah. When I did one for Black, for Black Adam, they hit me with one on that one. Really?

Yeah, I remember, I remember you talking about that. You said that's the perfect role for the Rock, right? Yeah, yeah, I think so. I think so as long as,

man, as long as they let him be a straight up bad-ass villain, man. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and he needs to, man. I think he needs a role like that. Yeah. He hasn't been a heel of years. What is that?

The whole anti-hero thing. No, he's a bad guy's villain. Let him be a villain. But yeah, that too. Yeah. That would be refreshing. But yeah. The Rock definitely needs to be in that superhero universe somewhere.

That's where it's long. Yes. Toronto women. Uh-oh. Finally a sighting, Brian. they're only 54 minutes into the movie maybe the rock

belongs in the White House guys you might sound crazy but you know Ronald Reagan was a B-grade actor remember you would have to give up a lot though yeah it wouldn't be worth it I wouldn't want that job that's for damn sure

no matter what happens your blame for everything Well, I think that's the problem. A lot of people who actually probably deserve it don't because they know what comes along with it. I know. Yeah. Instead, we got a bunch of career politicians who just...

Of course. Vegetable juice spa. There's my politics. I'll talk shit about both of them. Vegetable juice spa. Uh-oh, no. They eat potato chips. Hey.

Yeah, there she is. Nez, you're with us in spirit, brother. Even if you're not, even if you're having to work tonight. Hey, wasn't she in that first creep show movie or creep show too? Absolutely. I think it was the fog. What was it, the crate? The crate.

Yep. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she was the nagging wife. Yeah. I haven't seen a lot of her movies, but I definitely remember that one. Oh, yeah. Escape from New York, right? Oh, she was in that too? Okay. Swamp thing.

Yep, swamp thing. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm going to have to go back and watch that. I love how they're always like, you're going to play a feminist. Now, take off your bra and wear a short skirt. Pretty sure, that's all pretty ironic, Philip. By design. I don't know. It seems to be the way it is. talking about an avocado shortage

this is what's going on right now where Target says we can't get any product the supply chains are all broken and then all of a sudden you read a headline yesterday Target has huge glut of way too much product they can't sell it's like

what the fuck you guys are lying to us what's really going on here I don't know who to believe anyone I was going to say I don't know what their excess of fucking product is but it sure ain't dog food Good God.

Shit, I went into a target. I only found one pair of earbuds. Oh, wow. Yeah, man. All the earbuds were gone. But they still had these skull candy ones that are like $10. It's like best deal in the world, right? They just ordered too many of the fucking $400 kitchen appliances.

That's probably what it was. That's probably what it was. I don't mention the team of Mary Kay Cosmetic Sales. who were ready to pounce upon. They had a secret plan for doing away with the piranha women. Something far more sinister

with the parano women ever talk? I don't think I've heard anyone but her talk. I don't think. I mean, we've only seen them for like five minutes. True. Yeah, true.

We really haven't given them a chance, have we. See? Would have all ended up like her. the disrespect for bunny. No, right? Or,

they're bunny. I can't give up hope for the equality between the senses. Not allow you to leave the gentleman, reveal the secrets of the coronavirus. You like to go to yes?

Everybody fucking knew about you. They were talking about it a goddamn college classroom. Two fucking agents that came in. Agent Smith. Round table. Marinated. That's carcinogenic.

I, babe. Jeez. Oh, good. Uh-oh. It'll bring a knife to a gunfight. Oh, shit. It's definitely a 44. I got one and just like it.

Yeah. Did you get it as payment for a wiring job or something? I got a tip. That's what I figured, dude. How fucking awesome is that? Only man I know that gets weed and edibles as payment for jobs. And guns, yeah. It pays to be an electrician, Tavares.

I see. For your initiation for the drive of Corona. I will give you until tomorrow morning to make a decision. What's with the Braveheart blue face paint? No. No, I don't think she should be pointing. the barrel to her face. That's not too smart.

Or stroking it as a feminist. Right? Stroke man, stroke man. They look pretty fucking bored, don't they? Geraldine Ferraro. I told you how great to look for the dress because it's

feminine and feminist, which is my boss. Geraldine Ferraro. I'm talking about Geraldine Ferraro. Do you remember her at all? I think she ran on the vice presidential ticket for the Republican Party at some point. But him talking about Geraldine Ferraro is like a white guy saying, I put it for Obama twice.

He's trying to get in good with the Corona win. Why is it crowded him? Do what, Brian? Why are they crowding them? I don't know. Here comes that gang bang, Philip. I know. Oh, boy.

Listen, what a time. Oh, man. Me, Tarzan, Eugene. It's traditional. And the tribe of the province. Some, bitch, you live in California. Oh, shit. Force you to live weights.

Right? Like any man in a Hallmark movie. lift these weights right well now they're both officially cannibals right you work out on a novelist

said actually this is kind of almost turning a little rocky horror picture show here huh that was like the 80s version of the the what's the fucking bike peloton

yes Brian do you have a Nautilus machine in your garage? No. So are they implying that they all speak French or, I mean, I'm lost. They're in California. Like you said, Philip, why are they supposed to the men speak English? Makes sense.

That's where a lot of fucked up movements come from. Jean-Pierre, I guess it was French then. That's fucking a weird dynamic. Now, this does look like an old Star Trek Next Generation episode, like when they're on the Pleasure Planet. Death by SnooSnew. Right. That was a featureama thing.

Yeah, see, look, she's playing the Dr. Frankenfurter, right? Go down to the lab and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with anticipation. And happy cake you need it, too. Right. How old is she in this? She still looks pretty fucking good. Yeah.

Yeah. She looks good now. Yeah. It's better like a year or two ago. Oh, yeah? Yeah, it's right there. She's really taking care of herself. Mm-hmm.

The last time I've seen her was in an episode of Married with Children, man. Oh, my God. You remember that episode? That show. I love that show And look, this is 89. Look at her face. She's probably fucking damn near 40 years old.

Sure. So how old is she? Jesus, dude. Think about it. And just as hot as all these 19, 20 year old woman. Yeah. And the 80s,

that didn't have all that surgery bullshit that we have today that make you all look just like a Kardashian. Yeah, that's true. to give you some fish lips and Bot implants and boob implants And bourbon implants

Yeah, they Barbo is 77 Oh wow Wow That he's got some good genes Yep Shannon Tweed is 65 Oh damn

Okay well We all we all get old So which means in this movie She's like at least 30-something yeah yeah it's 89 I didn't actually do the math

before I said that yeah we don't need to do the math we get the idea Jean-Pier how did they end up in California from France but hey she is pretty strong in this movie

man she like three of the cannibal women in the avocado of the oh yeah absolutely Absolutely.

Jungle of death. Uh-oh, these are the rebels, right? They're planning to overthrow the current system regime. They don't see her right there? I know, right? They're not even trying to hide. Right. Mm-mm.

You know, I should have been going to go short of this time. I kind of like to her, too. Or maybe red, I should say that long because that was like Tiffany and Like Tiffany. Tiffany. Hey, aye, y'allie. Great loins. He's having way too much fun filming. Yeah, look at me smiling the whole time. It's a hot tub.

You getting a hot tub? All right. Come on, ladies. Hot tub time machine. You want to take a ride in my vet? Oh, man. Brian pointed out the ascot, huh? He hasn't lost it yet. I like how they all have perfectly manicured nails. Of course. Yeah. Well, you know, they're in California, so. Sure.

That's true. They make a weekly trip to go into town. Uh-oh. He's starting to figure it out. He's on, huh? What's up, Doc? Now we get it. Why are they all fish? Good question. Well, there's that.

Holy fucking moly. Look at the one sitting close to the screen cross-legged. Jesus Christ. Oh, man. Killing me with that. What the fuck? Couldn't get the ERA. That might not go very well.

Zoom back out. Where's that one check? Right. I know, dude, and look it's 80-style screen so we don't have the full screen, damn it. Or HD for that matter. Actually, 4K would be really nice right about now, Philip. Yeah, it's easy.

Let's just go make peace with them. Yeah, that's all you had to do. Right? This time, it's all they had to. do. She's got the Batman utility belt, apparently. Hey, you know what? Beauty isn't forever.

Flaunt it while you have it. Right? Hey, whoa. Hey, I had a six-back ten years ago. Yeah, I did too. I'm drinking it right now. They definitely look like they all just walked out of a white snake or a Motley crew video.

That Scorpion video where the ladies are all in cages in the... Right! It looks just like that. It was a rock like hurricane. It rocked like an hurricane. You see? Okay, that's the process that men's minds go through. We've got this part, which is going to be pretty awesome.

Is it worth it? But I die for that? Yeah, probably. Man, that's a bad ass blade. No kidding. Like Conan the Barbarian stuff. I know, right? You got to shut up while you sacrifice him?

I mean, he has that right to scream if he wants. Is this bunny? Yeah. Oh, she's going to save him. But if not, at least they'll both have fun in the process. Yeah. Yeah. One out of three, he'll have fun.

but yeah the rest of it is that is that is that music in the background uh big pimping it sounds like it right maybe that's what they sampled it romantic music oh you can't get in the way of true love lady that's right into the front of pit with you fight to the death let's go All right, this is already the worst fight scene I've ever seen. This side of Star Trek, the original series anyway. No, that's not even close to that. I'd rather see him try to lift furniture.

I know, right? Are they done? Now they're going to start fight. All right, those weapons were obviously too big. Let's get something different. Right. So I'm going to say fencing is not their thing either. It doesn't look like it.

I wonder how long they train for this fight scene. I don't know, man. Like 30 seconds? Well, they said it. They could afford Adrian Burbo for one day, right? Yeah. I don't even trying to do anything. They're just like, hey, let me hit your sword with my sword.

They're not even doing a great job at that. Come on. The lightsaber fights in Star Wars were better. Yeah. Can you spin it in circles. What can you do against this? Huh? And guys, I thought the only thorn fighting with what was going on back at the men that made

the pot holder. They make us lift weights, but they can't stop us from the sword fighting, huh? At least we have time to enjoy ourselves. Hey, they start to speed it up. Okay. Looks like, yep. Uh-oh. Oh.

Ungard. Why'd she walk right into it? I know. That seemed like a really undramatic death. Yeah. I punctured my ovary. The token feminist. And now she immediately has a perfect little line of blood from her mouth.

Yeah. Yeah, here's the David Letterman line, right? That's the answer. Yeah, that's the ticket. Letterman. They talk about David Letterman a lot on here. Yeah, poor man's name out your mouth. Poor Dave.

Okay. I tell you what? Look at the talk show hosts we have today compared to the talk show hosts we had 20 years ago. Oh, dude, I was a Johnny Carson fan. I'm old. Then talk about David Letterman. You guys don't even know, man. The rap pack would come on stage.

He'd interview them. They'd have a martini in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Oh, yeah. John Gerson was a man. Oh, yeah, yeah. You can't do that now. No. No.

There are on the sides. Byweekly committee meetings. In other words, nothing will get done. But I just watched Jimmy Fallon do a fucking song about the Ford Lightning's frunk what? Yeah, it was awful. It was pretty bad, man.

It was like a really shitty Saturday Night Live sketch. That's, yeah, it's, they're desperate, grasping for jokes. Yeah, that lightning dude is like a three year back order thing, man.

Is it really? Yeah, that's why I switched over to the Mustang, and it's looking like, at least a year. But that's all right. I ordered it at March 15th. so if I can get it by March 15th and next year I'll be happy yeah I was gonna afford a average and uh I may skip it and just not get the hybrid fuck I might just get a little van I don't know

ah you know it's for work anyway depends on how quickly you need it right yeah we got village lavish lably on stand but the hell did these two guys come from are these two guys come from are these two agents? Are these the two agents?

Yeah Jesus Christ Everybody's real reckless with their weapons in this movie Sure looks that way, doesn't it? Is that a blue MAGA hat? Oh wow That's the old school

Trucker hat, man. Is it? East bounded down, huh? And I don't know what the fuck he's doing with it, but it's not even halfway on his head. Right. David Letterman again.

Yep. There we go. Ten times. What was her cultural heritage? They're smoking swisher sweets. Which means there's definitely weed in there. We provide a generous grant of some studies for research on expanding women's opportunities. Hey, we ain't going to have no broads in the military.

Ceri, come on now. Another Dave Letterman reference. Are you serious again? Yeah. He said Dave Letterman to do with the one. He must have pissed off whoever wrote this script. Oh, and she just said it again to look on David's face. Right. Yep. They could be one David she could possibly be speaking about.

She's going to go release it. He has women. Am I right? Hey. I hate to say this, but every time she says Dr. Hunt, I think of a different work. Oh, man. Character in this movie. Is she funny? She's awesome.

Look, she just stays positive the whole time. Like, what are we doing? Killing dudes? Raven them? All right. Let's do it. Staying in good. in good faith.

I've always believed that everyone should get much education and intellectual that you should develop in your case there's no point. Oh, geez. It's going to marry bunny. All right, so Brian, after watching this

film, do you respect Bill Maher more or less than you did before? Oh, well, I don't know. You know, I've never really had a problem with Bill Maher. I understand why a lot of people do. Yeah, a lot of people do, man. Well, but not like, I mean, like I understand why he gets made fun of.

Right. But, I mean, he's been doing this politically incorrect thing for 40 years now. Hey, man. He's making a lot more money than we are. I'm sure. Hey, he married Bunny. And he usually has a pretty straightforward aspect about what he believes. And I don't totally disagree with him on.

And he's willing to change his opinions. Most of it. Oh, yeah. But that's, it's sort of, he's not even really changing his opinion. It's just the same stuff that he believes. And he's just finding new information. Right. That's it.

I'll mean, Mark. Is there a post-credit scene in this? I doubt it. I don't think this is Dr. Strange in the multiverse of madness. I think that was a Marvel phenomenon. Yeah. In a Gene Simmons to Pammy on or something. Right.

All of Giss. All right. Tavaris, we want you to take us out. But first, Brian, what's going on at action and string fiends, man? We just released Top Gun Maverick for action and catch the fair one for stream fiends. Spoiler alert, top 10. Next episode for those for action, we're doing 86's Iron Eagle. Oh, nice.

I like that movie. Stream fiends, we're doing, Nez never seen The Accountant with Ben Affleck. So I'm doing that one. That's pretty good. I was pleasantly surprised with it. Given the choice, I'll take Iron Eagle every day, though. All right. As always, we want to thank all of you guys for listening to another episode of The Hore Returns.

Please reach out to us. There are a Gmail account or go to thehorroriturns.com. Once again, Tavaris, where can everybody find you? Oh, man, you can find me on TikTok, Student at a Game podcast, YouTube. Student at a Game Podcast. What else? You can find me on Apple, Spotify, the Student at a Game podcast.

That's it. All right, man. Definitely appreciate you coming by, and you always get an open invite, which you know that. Appreciate that. Thank you. Appreciate that, man.

Thank you. Brian, what are we doing next week? Psychological horror, thriller, whatever you want to call it. Part two, The Crush and Fear. Okay, the crew. Oh, fear is the one on the roller coaster with Marky Mark, right? Yes.

Okay. Crush. I didn't see that one a long time. At least a Silverstone? For a crush, yeah. Okay. All right, cool. So I've seen them, but I'll definitely rewatch.

All right, Philip, until the feminism returns again. Good night, okay.