The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #324: Jaws: The Revenge (1987) Commentary

Episode Date: August 8, 2022

This week, we are joined by our Patron Xim Vader to watch Jaws: the Revenge. Will Lance change his score? Will Mario Van Peebles improve his accent? Will Michael Brody make out with his mom? A very space-centric Cool of the Week includes Obi Wan, Prey, For All Mankind, and Lightyear. The podcast spotlight shines on Bad Movies Rule. And we get feedback from Marcey Papandrea, Jerry Herring, Daeron Wilson, and Al Ramseur. Thanks for listening! AND THANK YOU XIM FOR YOUR PATRONAGE! The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Twitter: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= SK8ER Nez Podcast Network https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c4166 ESP Anchor Feed: https://anchor.fm/mac-nez E Society YouTube Channel https://youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A Music By: Steve Carleton Of The Geekz

victims. For those of you delight and dread, who fantasize about fear, who glorify gore, welcome. You have found the place where the horror returns. Listeners beware. This podcast contains major plot spoilers. and the foulest of language.

Join us in celebrating the old and the new, the best, and the worst in horror. Welcome back, one and all to the horror returns. I'm Lance, and with me as always, are my co-host, Kevin, Brian, and Philip, and tonight we bring you a very special Patreon show, and we're not going to use real names around here. Mr. Ferguson.

That sounds so Scottish, but anyway, I don't think you're from Scott. Okay. We've got Zim Vader who joins us tonight. Zim, your support obviously means a lot to us, man. Great friend of the show that we're all friends with those boys at Horror for Dummies. I think that's how you learned about us, right? Yes, it is. Nice.

All right. So what are you into, man? Tell our audience all about you, your alter ego, your many alter egos. I say sing and play guitar in a band called Bistu. I've been doing that for about 15, 16 years. It's ground to a bit of a halt the last couple of years, largely due to COVID and having a child. starting to get it back up and running now

just released a first ever vinyl record which is really exciting and it's sort of getting that in our hands a couple of days ago is extra motivation to get things moving forward again so even though it's been a quite a couple of years it's just all of a sudden become an exciting time again and look forward to getting back into full swing

awesome and your musical influence As musical influences, I understand, are Barry Manilow, ABC, and the Spice Girls, right? Am I close? Yeah, I try to sort of get the right balance in sound between Barry and the Spice Girls. I think he would have made a great spice girl. All right. I think Barry's spice kind of works good. Throw a little bit behind it.

Shit. Do you play an instrument? Yes, guitar and sing. and yeah, play a bit of piano as well, but the main thing I like doing with piano was just learning how to play horror themes,

learning the Saw theme, learning the Halloween theme. Oh, that works. It's a bit of fun. What style of music is it? I like to think it's punk, but the punts don't seem to think it's punk, and it's probably too...

Punks never think it's punk, right? it's, you know, the punks don't think it's punk, the metal crowd, don't think it's metal. So it just fits, it just falls in the cracks of a lot of things. So it's just its own thing, but, you know, it's, it's, uh, Nez would like it. Nez would like rock. Well, where can I hear you? It's all rock and roll. But we just do it a bit heavier and a bit we're weirder and some people like it.

Some people don't. Most probably don't, but we have fun with it. then yeah. Where can I hear some of this? It's on Spotify. The songs in the key of Bistu. It's the release that we just put out on vinyl. It's the closest thing we've got to the greatest hits.

So it's just stick it all on one thing and put it on a record, stick it on Spotify. Cool. How do you spell the name? B-I-S-T-U That's Bravo, India, Sierra, Tango Uniform I think is the

phonetic Phonetic spelling Huh, all right I had to check that one out. I like it. Songs in the key of Bistu? Is that one? There you guys. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. I just pulled it up.

Is that you with the corpse paint? Yes, it would be, yes. Yeah? There you go. All right. Fucking awesome. Check this out when we're done. All right.

Well, so Zim's recording with us all the way from Australia. So I know you've got some things to do today. We'll keep the show moving. But we definitely always start out with Cool of the Week. So Zim, what's the coolest thing that you've seen, listened to, maybe the coolest video game you've played, book? What's your cool of the week? Man, this is really shit.

Because normally, it's in my... My wife and child, it's always either poor patrol or vampire diary is on the TV. So this week I was able to sort of get some TV time in. And I put the TV in straight away, this old movie with Gary Busy called Hider in the House was on. And instead of going hunting for something else, I just got drawn into wasting an hour of my time watching Hider in the House. Oh boy. And it was poor, but I joined it halfway through, and I never quite caught up with what was happening, apart from Gary Busey was hiding in someone's attic. And I think he fell in love with the woman that lived there.

Jesus. It was hard work. And then when I finally was able to, like, what am I? Well, I've just wasted some spare time watching Hyder in the house. I got on the shutter to try and find some. new and cool and my attention got grabbed by alligator too. Oh, actually, I just... And I just, what am I doing? What am I doing?

Yeah, exactly. What are you doing? So they're the only sort of cool horrory things I watched, but I finished the book of Boba Fett and started watching the Obi-1 series, so that was fun. Ah, we'll take it. I think we have a winner. Are you like an Obi-Wan at all? I am. I enjoy, I prefer that, but I think I'm, so far I'm like three episodes in, so I'm enjoying that more. Okay.

I'll be interested to see what you think about it when it's over. Are you just late to the party, or did you just get them down there? I'm, we've had them for a little while, but they're on Disney Plus. Yeah. And yeah, and I had a shit TV, which couldn't play Disney Plus, so I could either watch it on my computer or wait, so we got a better TV. And I thought, it deserves a better TV. So, right. Yeah.

We got a better TV now, and Disney Plus is on and now, yeah, Book of Boeufet and Obi-Won. Did you watch that Andor trailer they released earlier this week? I did. I did. I had never I hadn't heard about it and I saw the trailer and she's like what the fuck is this? What's happening? What have I missed?

So what is it? It's just the story You saw Rogue One apparently So it's just his story Because he had mentioned that he had been in this fight With the Empire since he was a kid So hopefully we get a lot of flashbacks of his kid And I guess it's I assume it's just a lead up

To Rogue One so I don't know if it's a one and done season or if they're already it's already green lit for a second season really is it out there you go there you go it got pushed to September oh September now okay yeah I mean I'll watch it because it's Star Wars but I kind of don't give a shit yeah it got it got pushed because of the she-hawk show I guess right when they when they put obi-1 and miss Marvel at the same time I guess they were coming out so late on that day that people were picking which one they watched and then not watching the other. Right.

I thought she told him was a movie. I could see that. No, serious. Now they're spacing them out so they don't overlap. Yeah. Which makes sense. I think that's more logical, really. All right.

So we're going to go with Obi-1 for you, Zem. Yeah. I can't go with alligator too. Nez, you got one? The prey that new were Oh yeah, okay. Hell yeah. Piggybacking.

That movie was awesome. This may go fast then. I had an issue with one thing, well, two things. But other than that, it was a good movie. Shout out to the geeks. I give it a hero. Nice. I'd like to ask what the two things are, but it just came out,

and I guess we can't spoil it yet. Well, one of them was CGI. It wasn't the greatest. That was it. Oh. Um. you know I wasn't mad at most of it it still looked good better than what I could do

but there was just I was like oh really that's what you're doing but it was just the CGI that wasn't it wasn't the greatest and they didn't show enough of the kills I think was really my issue with it but yeah that's my cool of the week too man pray was pretty

awesome I'm very impressed I didn't I wanted it to be good but I didn't expect much and it was better than my expectations. It was better than that last one.

Yeah. That's all you can ask for. Brian, Brian, you're a memorable predator movie. You want to make it a three for Brian? Yeah, but real quick,

I checked out Lightyear the spinoff. Not as good as the Toy Story version, but for what it was, it was pretty entertaining. And then I also checked out the they slash them. was that good?

Yeah. Kevin Bacon. Okay, I might have to go in a minor spoiler. Did he make up for the darkness? His performance was good. Or that other shit movie he did. When we reviewed the trailer,

when I said they needed to go with more of the psychological torture angle, because it's kids going to a gay conversion camp, so you can imagine some fucked up shit's going to happen. Okay. That shit is stuck with that. and left all the slasher shit out.

To me, the slasher, all the slasher stuff was like a side story. That, to me, the most, like, horrifying stuff was, like, the stuff they were trying to do in the convergent camp. What is this on? Peacock. Okay. Basically, like, you know, fucked up camp counselors, and, you know, the people who worked, they were fucked up. So, I felt like they should have stuck with that. and it would have

been a lot better movie. It was kind of ruined by the slasher angle. And the slasher kills were weak as fuck. So I think if they should have, if they should have just stuck with one, it should have just been a psychological thriller. Not a slasher movie. So, but.

Is it just a pay the bills movie? I'm glad it was on Peacock. If I would have paid to watch this, I would have got mad. Yeah. Because they advertised something completely different. Oh, boy. One of those switcher-oos, huh? Yeah.

But, yeah, I'll go with Prey. All right. I did have a little hang up with some of the CGI, but then I just told myself, they're doing this on a way smaller budget than all the other movies. Yeah, and it wasn't like a, like, sticking out, like a sore thumb, annoyance bad. It didn't bother me.

The Ring is bad. Yeah. And there was some good callbacks to the other movies. What is her name? Amber Mid Thunder. I thought she was fucking badass through the whole movie. Yeah. Very cool.

And Nez, what did, which version did you watch? I watched both of them. Okay, cool. Oh, wait. Two versions? I would have, I would have liked them. I understand it probably cost more money to do it. I thought they should have just did.

the whole movie in Comanche and then just added the dubbed English version. Oh, it was dubbed? Yeah, it was dubbed. Oh, okay. It was the regular English version and then they went back and did a Comanche track over it. Okay. I thought it was they actually

spoke. Oh. No. Right. I thought it was the way around. So did I. And I was really watching when you could see them speaking the English words. Oh. Well, then what's the It's very obvious. Then it's just you have subtitles in Comanche. Yeah, but when you're watching with subtitles,

there was an audio description thing going on too. But it didn't bother me. All right. I'll throw one in an Apple TV Plus show that I brought up before, but it's in season three. I don't think any of you guys have gotten around to watching this one. For All Mankind. Yeah.

I've seen things for it. Yeah, it's an alternate history film, so it's in the regular world, but it's like we're up to 1994 now and they're landing on Mars. So you've got Russia landing on Mars, you've got America landing on Mars, and you've got basically this weird dude that's kind of, we know who they're making fun of. Can you figure it out, Philip? I'm sure I can guess.

Kind of an Elon Musk type character. Was there a ghost? The privatized. No, there were no, there were no ghost of Mars. And everything is just obvious after that. Yeah, no, it's pretty cool, man. It's, you know, you guys know I love my Star Trek stuff. So this could be a good prequel to Star Trek because basically they just say that,

hey, the Russians landed on the moon first in episode one of season one. And that actually got the U.S. spending money on space exploration instead of treating it like the stepchild of our budget like space travel is. And yeah, they're actually competitive and, you know, at this point by 1994, you've got a privatized group and two

major countries all on Mars. So I'm enjoying it. A lot of good action in it because you've got some scenes. And it's definitely one of those shows where they'll literally kill anyone off. So don't get too close to any character. I was amazed. Yeah, very Game of Thrones-ish in that respect.

like nobody was safe. So you've got like major characters that are in top one or two billing that it killed each season. So I'm enjoying it. Nobody watched bullet train? No. I did. Hell of hell of good.

Is it hell of good? I really want to see it. It was hell of good. Yeah. But Tray was. Bad Bunny was awesome. That's all I needed to hear, man. He's hardly in it, but he was badass.

in it. All right. Well, we've got to keep this train moving for Zim. So what's next, Phil? Let's roll to listener feedback. This week, the podcast spotlight shines on bad movies rule. A group of friends and filmmakers discuss why some movies deserve more love and why others are on the garbage pile for a reason.

Check them out. Full feedback will return next week as we go back to our regular format. But we have an announcement to make regarding a brand new show on the network. Amityville, watch Wednesday. All right. All right. All right. Awesome for the episode.

We'll review everything, Amityville. Yeah. Everything. Did you watch Shark and Karen yet? Not yet. Everybody keeps sending me stuff for Amityville in space. So are you going to have to go back through your old Ambitaville watches and watch them again? Yes.

Yes. Are you going to rewatch all of them again? Yes. Wasn't there one with Eric Roberts playing a satanic priest, Brian? Yes, there was. That sounds terrible. In honor of the new show, Brian posted a poll on the Facebook group, knowing the history of the Amityville House.

would you live in it or would you stay completely away from it? So far, an overwhelming 93% said they would indeed stay because we're crazy. I wouldn't live in it. I would definitely go for a weekend. Yeah. Let's see. Marcy Papandria says, I've got to make Amityville Bogans somehow. Jerry Herring says,

I don't believe it's haunted, so yeah, some murders happen, but that's it. I'll live there. Okay. That's what they all. No way. No, thank you. Oh, God. Darren Wilson says, I mean,

in this housing market, I think you have to look for a place with a tragic past unless they're doing a horror fans collector's item pricing. And Zim, my friend, says, oh, you lived in a murder house? I did.

Oh, my. God. For about three years. Holy shit. You see any weird shit? Yeah. No, no, I didn't. And yeah, like, my wife was a little, my wife was a little worried when we, when we moved in. Because, yeah, like, she was fine with it, but, you know, she'd asked me at one point, she's like, okay, this is fine, but what do I do if I'm just in the bathroom and looking in the mirror? and then she goes, just appears behind me. I still don't know how to answer that. Thank you.

You won't know too. But it never. Then you take those pills you're supposed to take in the first place. Did the real estate agent tell you before you moved in? Yeah, they did. When we went to the inspection, there was actually on the listing in the, there's a blood stain on on the car. But there was a note saying that there's a special fact that will be disclosed at the inspection.

And then when you get to the inspection, they get you that far. They say, yeah, just so you know. And a few people left, a few people left straight away. Some people went in and just left, oh, yeah, we can't live here. So that was good. Then it was good. So it was a lot cheaper. It was about three or four years before.

we moved in. The woman that was living there with her boyfriend, they sort of broke up and the boyfriend started seeing another girl. And it must have been some problems and they broke in one night and tried to scare her apparently by setting a ring of fire around her bed

while she was asleep. Oh, that probably didn't go good. No, I think the fire got out of hand and yeah, now they're in jail for them. I think they got about 30 years jail each. Good Lord. Good. Like they're likely that's holy God.

Jesus. Yeah. So, yeah, there's better ways to scare people than sitting a river around the house. Yeah. That's definitely how that perfect circle in the Pentegram got there. Don't worry about it. I put that there when I moved in. Also, since it's very timely, Al Ramser says,

Just Finish Watching Prey, very good. Watched it in Comanche, first watch. Didn't change anything. I think I watch everything in subtitles anyway. I do too, man. I'm getting old, I guess. Cool movie. I like Predator 2 over this.

Oh, wow. Predator 2. Dude, Predator 2 is good. Yeah, it's a great movie, but a lot of people, poo-boo. I know. People should. Predators do is good. I'll die on that.

I like Predator, too, but I went, the praise, my opinion, second-best predator movie. Damn. It might be, man. It's pretty good. Mine is Predator. Predators. Praise. Yes, I love Predator, too, then the predator.

I got you. You're going to put the predator on there? It's got to be in it. It's the last one. Oh, you forgot about it. the alien versus predator maybe so i don't know yeah that's a separate universe but if i got to put those in order the second one requiem before their first one uh okay all right all right uh our show intro comes from steve carleton of the geeks uh real quick yeah quick announcement uh texas fritmare

weekend will be on may 26 and through the 28th they change change also changed venues to the urban convention center, Irving, Texas. Oh, all right. I was hoping they would wait to release this date because I forgot the guy's name that runs it, Lance. Lloyd. Yes. He had put out a message because I guess he was telling people don't book your hotel rooms yet. Okay.

Because we're changing dates and venues. And I guess people went ahead and booked at the old place. Right, right. But it is what it is. Okay. So hopefully there's several venues within like walking distance, right? Yeah. There's one that's connected to it.

Is there? Yeah. I heard it's a much bigger place. It's a big giant convention center. They needed that. Yeah. I looked at the pictures of it and it looked huge and there's a hotel right next to it. So I assume that's where they're going to do the blocks.

But I'm ready to just pay the 400-something to make sure I have a room. room instead of waiting for blot. Yeah, same here. I'm ready if you guys are. We'll need to we'll need to message off air start setting this thing up. Yeah, all right. We ain't we ain't missing at this year Zam. We missed it the last couple of years because of I didn't. Yeah, you were there. You were there this year. That's one day. That's fucking pussies didn't make it. So I just wanted to throw that. I was like I said, I was hoping to get this. Yeah. Sorry for everybody that it ended up booking. But like I said, I was hoping to get this. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry for everybody that ended up booking. But like I said it is what it is, you'll probably be able to get your refund. I would imagine easily. No problem. All right. And our artwork comes from Natsulani. If you'd like to help the show, please consider becoming a Patreon patron. We'll let you pick the movies for a future show at any amount. And for $5 or more a month, also pick a commentary for a future bonus show.

Thank you, Zem. And if you have a chance, please give us a five-star Apple podcast review. Let's move on to our featured attraction. It's the commentary for Jaws, the Revenge, the great. The first film Lance ever gave a negative score in the history of the podcast. Zimbo made you pick this movie. There's a few special reasons, boy. It was the first movie I ever saw at the cinema.

I was only about six years old. my big sister who was probably about 15 16 at the time she was meant to be babysitting me but she wanted to go and go see jaws revenge with her friends so she did what all big sisters yeah what all good big sisters should do and yeah take the six-year-old brother along sneak him in the big screen at that young age that was very frightening but it was a yeah fascinating experiences. And aside from that, it's also the first episode of horror returns that I heard. All right.

Did your mini review of George Rivens because of Tim Davis from Horo for Dummies. I've known him for quite a while back from the early days of playing music. He was always playing in other bands and always just floating around the scene. so always bump into him and got to know him quite well. And then, yeah, when he started doing his podcast, was listening to that and then jump forward a bit and he's a guest on your show doing Jaws of Revenge and check that out.

And so I've been a fan of a sense. And I think we can turn you around, Lance. I think you'll be closer to a 10 after another watch. Yeah, well, zero would be closer to 10 than what I gave it. So it can't be too hard. That's true. Embrace the roar. The roar.

Some trivia first. Chief Brody's widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in the search of revenge. Director is Joseph Sargent, also known for the taking of Pelham 123 and the Star Trek episode. The Corbomite maneuver? Classic episode. One of the best Star Trek episodes of all time. Maybe I am going to get turned around tonight here on the meeting. Rest and peace.

Captain Ahura. Hmm. Mm-hmm. No one left but Sulu and the captain. One fucking Chattner's 90-something years old, didn't he? Oh, yeah. Sulu's up there, too. It's insane, man.

Let's see. Writer is Michael de Guzman, also known for The Rock and Fun Magic Show. I don't know if that is. Featuring Bistu. No doubt. Roy Shider was offered a cameo, but declined stating, Satan himself could not get me to do a Jaws Part 4. Reportedly, if Shider had accepted the Bissner,

it the bit part, the shark would have killed his character at the start of the movie. The end result has Shider in this movie through archive footage from Jaws in 1975. And that was inserted during some scenes.

The movie's main tagline this time, it's personal. It was parodied in Back to the Future Part 2 where the fictional Jaws 19 director Max Spielberg has a movie poster that says this time it's really personal.

I don't make that movie. Yes, that's awesome. May as well. All right. Let's start it up. All right. I've got it at zero. You guys let me know when you're ready.

I'm ready when you guys are. Yeah, I'm ready. Five, six, seven, eight. You ready? Nase, you ready? That was it. Go. Oh, shit. Sorry. Okay. Countdown.

Three, two, one. Go. All right. Oh, and mine does say due to streaming rights, this will run with limited interruptions. So this is going to be fun, guys. I've got the AMC. I've got the AMC Plus version with commercials. Well, mine says universal AMC company right now. Okay, let's see what happens here.

It said limited, so maybe we will. won't get much. Okay, hopefully I've got it. Can you guys hear it a little bit? Yeah, I think so. I don't know when it says Jaws the Revenge. Yeah, we don't want it to be too loud, right?

That is some dramatic music. Jaws the Revenge! This is one of the greatest intros of any film. But the Christmas in New England? Lance Guest. the last star fighter

hell yeah Mario Van Peebles didn't his father pass recently oh man did he Alvin Van Peebles let me know when you get to the director hmm all right

still given the names of the talent so far well the actors Lynn Whitfield Mitchell Anderson Mr. Anderson and of course Michael Cain as Hogi. We did it just so he can get a new house.

A house. All right. So you don't know when we get to the director? Yeah, I'll try as paused. I think I jumped ahead. All right. I could have sworn it already gave the director's name. Maybe not. Editor. By the past director, we're production designer. I think we're way past director. Well, that may show him last. It says produce and director.

by Joseph Sargent. That's why I stopped. Okay, I'm based on characters created by Peter Benchley. Okay, here we go. Written by Michael de Guzman. And along with the Joe's music, Ness. There it is.

There we go. All right. I guess I should turn mine down. Can you guys hear it a little bit? Yeah. It says sizzling. That does not look appetizing. And like, How to set off and play that bitch?

At least debone it and cut the head off. Zim, do you live anywhere near the sea? Are you like in a coastal area or where do you live? I do. I'm about two minutes from a lake that's apparently full of bullsharks. Really? And about, yeah, and maybe five to ten minutes away from the beach, which is...

full of jaws. Nice. Yeah, you guys have... We had a great... Legit. We had a great wide attack about an hour from me about six months ago.

Holy shit. Wow. That's good to know. See, the good thing about Galveston is it's so shallow there's rarely big sharks. Do they have a lot of tourists out there close to where you look?

Yeah, heaps. A lot of many... Especially around the holiday time is that you know Christmas Easter all that is very touristy area Christmas when it's really hot there right yeah very hot yeah we have hot Christmas at least it's not black Christmas yeah don't don't do it so far this is a holiday movie for those you that don't know Christmas see there's a Christmas lights oh Christmas lights. They're talking about ornaments and eggnod.

Is it going to sneak its way into a best Christmas movie? It is. I'm going to try to sneak it into my 31 days of Christmas that the wife makes me watch with her every year as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's the picture. Is that all we get, Ness, the picture? Yeah. Well, then some stuff from the first film of the English. A little stock footage.

That Matt, he's calling about his training film. I felt a small. I felt like we're in a Stephen King movie here. It's like a half a sense. Oh, yeah, right. This is all, this is, this is all part of the Sharks' big setup for a big conspiracy trap to get Sean Brody. He hacked the phone system.

You guys have to, you guys have. You guys have cow tipping in Australia? Did people tip cows? No, but I've heard of people that do it, but we should. I've got a lot of hills near where I live, and there's cows that just stand on the side of the hills, and I don't know how they don't just tip themselves. It's a miracle that they stay standing.

Right? I'll not totally convince cow tipping is a real thing. I've never witnessed it. Well, ask you, Zem, since you're from Australia. Have you seen the movie Fatty Finn? Fatty Finn I haven't heard of it That movie

Oh man I haven't heard of it I should check it out Yeah it's on YouTube It's a kids movie But Every Australian

Every Aussie I've talked to Nobody's heard of it Must have just been made For America Well there was the one Does anyone remember What's that Does anyone remember

Jaws 3 Yeah. Well, I saw that one in the theater with the 3D glasses and everything. Yep. Sean Brody is also the character in Jaws 3, played by Dennis Quaid. Really? And I don't, but I don't know. He was Michael.

Oh, the other brother? Dennis Quaid was Michael. Yeah. I don't even know who Sean was. We'll get to Michael soon. I've got some issues with Michael. Well, because I understand, I mean, Sean got the shit-skirts out of him in Jaws 2 and he was scared

to go on the water in Jaws 3 but the hotness of Leah Thompson got him to go in. I'm surprised he was able to become a deputy and get back in the water so I guess that's good because he had two

shark attacks. He chose wrong. It shows poorly. I believe this Sean Brody dated Nick from Friday the 13th part 7. it's my celebrity gossip section

your trivia yes yes does that sound familiar you know all about all the Friday of the 13th movies Nick from part seven

yeah the the one with the psychic one that's not psychic the one that did oh okay new blood

the main the main guy in that yeah the main guy the new blood one yeah that whole yeah that guy that guy that guy was gay

yeah well not that there's anything wrong with that no nothing I like how they do this I mean look how big his shoulders are right I mean I don't know if you get bit an arm

I'm pretty sure it would have pulled him right in the water No shit. That's an awfully clean break. Jaws is a professional. That was exactly what he's doing. The death of a thousand cuts. He should have got on the radio instead of trying to scream to the carolers. If you ever get hit on the arm by a shark,

do not lean over the boat and just scream at where the shark came from. It's not going to help. Speaking of shark attacks, did you guys watch a jackass the shark week no when there was the second one 2.0 came out this year

but last year one of the new castmate poopsies he was trying to be Fonzie and jump the shark on a wakeboard and he landed and the sharks just zoomed over to him one of them almost bit his hand off no

and they show it they didn't show it last year but this new one, they show it, they show him getting bit. And when he's coming out of the water, you can see part of his hand just dangling off. And they got it all back together. He can, he can still, he can move his hand. They did this, too, Jackass? Yeah, it was on, it was another.

This really happened. Yeah. And this, in this new one, he had to get over his fear and get back in the water with the sharks than he did. But you could really tell he was, he was scared shitless. did it. Did he live up to his name? Before he got in the water?

He was scared because you could see he went into a shark cage with a party boy. Uh-huh. And he was really scared because he was holding on to his leg, why they were

in that cage. He didn't want to let go. I mean, I don't even know if I'd have got back in the water. I got attacked by shark, but no, I'm good. God. These jackass guys take their jobs way too seriously. They get paid a lot of money for it. Yeah, I'd have to get paid a hell of a lot of money. I would assume the new guys ain't getting paid that much money.

Yeah, that's true, too. He might have got a bonus. He might have got a bonus. Shout out to poopsie. That's what I liked about this part right here. You got, um, right? Mrs. Kittner? Yes.

From the first film as well as Mrs. Taft. Ah, okay. Mrs. Kittner's standing. Mrs. Taff is in the middle. I see her. Okay, yeah, they thought it through. Lance Guest, fresh off of his job in Halloween, too.

Yeah. Shout out to Bud. I met Emma, Texas Fright Mary. He was Ella cool. Yeah? Yeah, and rest in peace, Mrs. Kittner. And she passed with all the COVID stuff started.

Was it COVID related or? Yeah, she got sick. She got sick. I take it the same house from Jaws 2 or Jaws 1. Sure it is. I thought it was. Just depending on how you look at it. This looked all fancy.

Like the Amityville, Brian? They must have remodeled it. Yeah, just like Amityville. Sometimes it has the windows. Sometimes it doesn't. Then you put in security cameras to film a whole movie.

They looked like they were about to do a passionate kiss to her from him of that was awkward. Really awkward. He's getting romantic. He's like, from what I understand, they erased part three out of this.

Ah, okay, out of the cannon. Yeah, that's what they were saying with this one. How can they do that? I don't know. That's just what I heard. That amazing scene of the shark busted through the glass.

Right? Because, I mean, they never mentioned him working at Sea World, so. Yeah, well, it was a dark time in his life, you know.

He didn't want to bring it up. I enjoyed that scene in yours three. That was fun, I thought, yeah, and the shark, right? The look on the shark's face

as it was approaching it. Best, best expression on a shark's face in the movie, I'm saying. I like how he, roared in the third one and in this one.

Do you guys know where the roar comes from? King Kong. Tom and Jerry. Tom and Jerry. It is. I only learned that recently. Yeah, Tom and Jerry cartoon called the Milky Wave, 1946.

Because that same roar they used in King Kong, the one in the 70s with the Jeff Bridges. Ah, okay, that King Kong. The 19, the Bicentennial year, King Kong. Yeah, that one. That's hell

good. I love that movie. Yeah. You by hit her in a face. That's my favorite con movie, actually. I still want to go here to Amity or Martha Vineyard wherever this.

Because they say they embrace the whole tourist thing in Jaws and all that. So do they have like a Jaws diner as or what? Oh, I have no idea. I want to go there. Probably, right? This is what? Why does he run away here?

This is one of my biggest mysteries with this film. Where is he going? They're just walking out. They're just taking a chat and he just takes off. Makes no sense. Because he's having a moment? He just threw a rock into water and almost hit him to face. And he's booking.

Him and his brother. That's what they used to do, run on the beach. Oh, okay. So he's having a flashback, a memory. Right. I thought it might have been a metaphor. He's like just running. A metaphor.

It's not that he who needs him. I should have did a little fade into him and his brother playing on the beach. Yeah. Oh, God, yes. That would have made more sense. Yeah. Oh, here's that stock footage. Is it black and white on yaws or like a weird color?

Brown and green. Like a brown. And that's it? Is that it, guys? We won't get him again. No, they get him at the end. Oh, okay. Yeah. All flashbacks will be in ducky color.

The flashbacks later are great because it's Mrs. Brody having flashbacks to something that she wasn't there for. Wasn't there for? That's right. That's right. She has flashbacks to the scenes in Jaws, the first Jaws, when she wasn't there. He told him. I'm sure he told her a story. Yeah, he doesn't tell her details.

I think she just watched it. I think she watched it when the Blu-ray came out. Other than you, you guys in the theater when it came out? I did. What was this? No. Did you guys see this in the theater when it came out?

I don't know. I don't remember. Nah, I was like six. I feel like you watched Jaws of Revenge in the theater you remember. I did. I saw opening night. Of course you did. Of course he did.

Okay, okay. I had to. I saw the first two in the drive-in and then the last two in the theater. Yeah. Have you seen the cinemas that screen yours in, like, in lakes? Oh, I want to. Not yet. They sit on, like, floating chairs and that's on a big screen.

I totally do that. I think they're about to do it. I think they're about to do it again here for the upcoming IMAX release. Yeah? I think somewhere they're in Texas they're doing it again. Oh, man.

They do it in Texas a lot, Philip. I think either, I think it's Lake Travis. Oh, yeah? Yeah, somewhere near Austin. We should totally do that. Yeah, we definitely could. Release for the new one.

The IMAX release. Let me look at it. When they do the one in the water, do they have like people like fucking with? They have to, right? They have to. A friend of mine went to one of those. I don't know where.

But he said, yeah, that was guys swimming under grabbing people's legs. Of course there is. But he said he was like, man, I don't even remember the movie. He said he was just trashed. He's trashed. The Jaws IMAX release September 2nd. Perfect. Weather should be a nice, only 100.

only 100 degrees, Philip, by then. I didn't understand this Great White in his warm-ass water. Well. But they're saying they have, there have been cases. It's in the title of this. Revenge.

Yes. That's true. Do we know why the, do we know who this shark is? Why this shark wants revenge? What's its, what is its issue exactly? It's killed its mother in the first one.

From what I understood in the books. So this is the child of the first, this is the child of the original. Well, book-wise, if I remember correctly, before it had babies before and got blown up by them in the orca. And this, this jaw is just like Mrs. Brody remembers all the scenes from the first movie. Yeah. And what about, Jewel's, too, where does that shock fit in? it was one of the babies as well so this shark's getting revenge for its sibling

and its mother's death there you go yeah i don't know about that runway it looked pretty rough like underwater batman i don't know if i'd let my you know infant kid girl sit in the lap of a pilot that you just met and like straight down into the toward the water in the airplane different times

didn't he mention he has a gambling problem too yes he owes the mafia big time my daughter right back off go out are they in the are they in the Caribbean is that where they're at

thanks I don't know I said it was Jamaica remember and Darren called me out on it he said he doesn't have a Jamaican accent

because he's not Jamaican they're like somewhere in the Caribbean right Barbados maybe I don't know I'm about to look it up Not Amityville, that's for sure.

The Bahamas. Yeah. The Bahamas. Not Amityville, right, Brian? Amityville, Bahamas. Uh-oh, you just spoke it into being... The plan. It looks like they're hanging somebody out there.

Ay, y, aye, aye. The water looks a bit too shallow to be swinging off. Right. Very dangerous. That's a what could go wrong video if ever I've seen. line. Little girl was like, what the fuck?

Why am I here in the Bahamas if I can't have fun? Yeah, no shit. That's like a nightmare. Come all the way to the Bahamas and get the fuck away from the ocean. You can't swim in it. Now, that scene would have worked

better if you would have thought that the grandma would have came and grabbed her. Yeah, that would make more sense, right? Still would have been a bummer. If you're that scared of the shock to the point where you need to move away, Right? There's plenty of inland cities.

You can... Yeah. They've got a driven 10 minutes and been safe. Kansas City would have been just fine. Can't study snails. Yeah. Jesus Christ. The Sahara Desert, anything, right?

Uh-oh. Is this where she gets a premonition? Oh, we're already getting the music, so... Oh, she just remembered she's afraid of the water. Why, she's 100 feet out. But they can get you in shallow water. Sure. Just ask Blake lively, right?

Maybe you said it was a five-headed shark, the one where the shark attacks people in knee-deep water. Is that what it's? There's five-headed, five-headed shark. There's the size of a, almost the size of the Titanic. It's that big. People playing in knee-deep water, and the shark just sneaks up on it. That's not his size.

bad as as sand sharks or what was the one we saw Philip with a horridged avalanche sharks avalan sharks avalan sharks in the snow ghost ghost sharks got some some good scenes in it yeah shout out to Sean

he's in that really the shark came out of the toilet oh god like a like a ghouly where do you get a little submarine like that how awesome would that I don't know. That's kind of neat, actually. We'll get it at the surplus store.

Yeah, he's a marine biologist. Dude, I saw a little boat flying through the air the other day. It had like a hang glider wings and a little fan on the back of it. It's like a tiny little aircraft. I'm like, where do I buy one of these? We have a guess. What are they trying to learn? With these snails, I mean, they didn't even really.

I don't know. What do you study snails for? Is it the females have eggs? What is you talking about? The snails that live in the shells or what? They don't know what they're talking about. Past the duchy part I left one time. Pass the duchy barra.

Hey, went in the Bahamas. All right, buddy. Keep that accent straight. Yeah. He almost met Brooklyn there for a second. Fight and it quick. Right. He defused that.

Nassau Bahamas. There he gets right on the shirt, Brian. I should have noticed that. Yeah. In case we didn't know, somebody wore a shirt. Yeah. Uh-oh. Is body gloves still a brand name?

I think so. I remember it was big. It was big in the 80s. Everyone had this T-shirts. that and Ocean Pacific and Gen Z and all that It's fake dreads The fuck And not about that boy

I got it Yeah I got a whole Yeah It's like me as busy as yes shit Also awkward There's a lot of awkward things in this movie I hate her here Yeah I know

That's bad Yeah real bad She looks like head of a penis. He looks like he's coming off a 10-day cocaine bender. It probably is. It's 80s. You just got back from space. Right. Mario Peebles' wife is, uh, she's pretty good actors.

Or the one playing his wife. For real? You mean sarcastic? Lynn Whitfield, she was, uh, Eves Bayou. Oh, okay. All right. So she's actually a celebrated actress. She's not. I wasn't to celebrate. Is she on the level of Michael Cain? No. Not many people are.

Did she get a new house from this? She was able to pay her rent. Well, that counts for something. What was that werewolf movie that Lance Guest was in? Oh, shit. I said he was a priest. Oh, Night of the Wolf. Okay.

Or no, late phases. That's what it was. Oh, okay, that's right, that's right Spoiler alert The old folks home, right? Yeah The friend of the show, Nick Demich That's right

Nick DeBici His role that he likes to play As the person who Oh, he was blind in that one, right? Mm-hmm, no He taught him how to do the Where he was blind? Yeah, he was blind, yeah And we can swim in it

Buckingham Palace Just don't take a taxi. Uh-oh. She just got in the water. God damn. She's got that thing. She's got that thing going on when, when in a new hope when Darth Vader senses that Obi-1 and Luke are on the, they're on his ship.

Yeah. Like a spiky sense. The shark is here. I can feel it. Oh, grandma's doing that thing again. Uh-oh. It's okay, baby. She's just old.

I'm surprised we didn't get the Hitchcock camera shot there like we did in the first jaws We're at Zoom done on her Oh grandma's like man that gambles all the time Trying to get it grandma That's why it's there Oh yeah This isn't randomly go fishing

There Yeah I guess he likes the penis penis head look on the air cut guys. See, Lance, that's what they're studying. Okay, gotcha. Kind of like bacteria? Yeah, the microscope scene explains everything.

I don't know. They're looking everything at a microscope for some reason, Naz. He's got a microscope. He gave him this funding. Audio game of peoples is messing with equipment. Explains everything. He's making the shark electrode thing.

Oh, yeah. Gotta have that. Well, that's how you know their scientists. They have a microscope. Sure. Yeah. And all that equipment.

They put bombs on dolphins. You know, the movie we gotta do Brian with Mario Van Peebles. Exterminator 2. I thought you seen that one? Solo. No. No, no John Solo.

No, I haven't seen that other one. Yeah, check that one. We should do that one. He's got that fresh. high top feed in that one guy's trying to fuck my mom that's what it looks like

is like why look at that look on his face that's the look Jesus Christ maybe that was going to be a real kiss earlier who the fuck is this guy see the shark could have came up

and got it just yeah they're leaving the kid he just need some is that what he's thinking of course he's a man right talking to a strange woman yeah he's not doing it for fun he knows it she's been she been out the game for a while he's just giving it he's just giving her that

I'm I'm concerned look and not even listening to what she's saying they ain't caring yeah plus he's Michael Kane man my head pulls on tail sir sir Michael King some respect on his name Uh-oh, I've got a commercial, guys. Pause. Pause. All right. I'll let you know when it's back on.

It's a commercial first. AMC Plus exclusive films. You get this too, Naz? No, I got the Blu-ray. Oh, okay. Anybody else watch the AMC? Yeah, I'm probably watching the same commercial. Okay. All right, I think that's, that's

going to be it. Yep. Now they're in the airplane. Hogi said, take the wheel. Take the wheel. Is that what you call it? No, she said, no, I can't. Do you want to sit in my lot, too? Yeah. It's going down and you know what to do.

Hold it gently. She'll damn near fly herself. Oh, we are going to have to do exterminator, too. Is it a classic? I've never seen it, but the synopsis is of the flamethrower wielding Vigilante John Eastland returns to rid New York City of a drug lord and his gang. It's all about that.

It sounds perfect. I don't even bother with the first one. I mean, on the cover, you see him holding a flame thore. He doesn't even use a flamethrower like once in that one. That's a shame. It's such a cool cover. Yeah. The second, the second

one is when he's going off with the flame thaw not in the first one. Yeah, they probably had so many complaints that it wasn't in the first movie that they had to put it in there. So what is this like carnival or something like that? Or this is how they celebrate

Christmas? Yep. Where's Santa Claus? I've seen him dancing. Was he? He's going to jump out of him. Rehearsing for being Santa Jules. Yeah.

Oh, Santa Jaws, Jesus Christ. Awesome. You seen that one, Tim? Santa Jaws, of course. Yeah, yeah. You love it? Oh, good holiday fun. It's a little bit fun.

It's a little bit fun, but it's a little bit. Yeah. What lives in those little conch shells down there. Snails? Well, I guess that makes sense. Oh, she sensed that.

Oh, boy. Chewing metal, huh? Are you watching this? No, it's wood. I guess it's wood that was on the side of the floaty. Jesus Christ. It's going to town on it.

Wait a minute. The water was red, was there a person there? I thought the shark was just chewing on the wood. If you chew on there, wood for long enough, your mouth will bleed. That's Barty. Yeah. Caught a nail.

Yeah. Caught a nail. Splinter or something. Yeah. 600 splinters in the gums. Right? It's just like the lion with the thorn in its toe. The shark just needs

floss, man. that might be why it's following it just needs it just needs some love it's not after revenge it's just and then it wasn't trying to hurt anyone it's just trying to get attention get this bone of the dead thing i ate out of my tooth your brother's shoulder is stuck in my tooth oh god as far as like natural shark behavior goes right they don't like attack boats right

I don't think they do that. When it's a shark on revenge, it does. Yeah, right? Or like the reef when it's stalking you. Oh, yes, of course. Yeah, same point, though. I was like, I don't think that's how sharks work. He's like, don't tell my mom.

She's going to make me get out of the water. He stays a lot in this movie. He was doing twilight well before it's time. A pimp-ass station wagon Hogi, you and your stories This motherfucker That's all he's thinking Your mom needs hers too

Come get this See Stop thinking about your mom You come over here He's moving too slow She's pretty hot too She looks familiar She kind of does

I invite you in but my son doesn't like you To this film over the years of yeah my son's in the next room rocking the house I would assume he warmed up to this movie Michael came yeah I mean he bought him a house yeah he's got the best English accent he's like the Matthew McConaughey

Texas you know I mean I don't even understand this this crap or whatever snake eyes you put your money down you make a bet and then they take your money and then they take it yeah that's my experience in Vegas

never played any tables no card games only slot machines even as something as simple as pick a color you still lose your money no roulette anything oh kino when I'm sitting there eating dinner but other than that that's

the only gambling I've ever done the only thing I've won at is I've won at a slot machine a couple times yeah that counts for something man yeah I want a thousand they get it back at the table thousand yeah I want a thousand in a nickel machine I hope you quit after that hell yeah I did man I got the hell out of it that that's what I do if I hit if I hit one I'm done for the night I was there for my my brother's 21st birthday he came up here and wanted to go to the casino so we went down there I didn't know what to play he goes here to play this nickel game

it's fun. I went all right. I put $20 in. I hit the wrong button and it took it all. Yeah. And I was like, ah! But I kept, I hit one of those games and I kept winning. And then the little adder thing, it was a little corn with the numbers just kept going and going. I didn't know what that meant. And then the guy came over because the light on top of it was going off. And I said, is that nickels? He said, no, that's dollars. And it stopped on a thousand. Wow. Nice. Came over with my cash. They gave $100 to my brother.

Said, happy birthday. And I'm out and I rolled. Yeah. I've never been that lucky, man. I played the chicken version of poker at the casinos, like the 3-5 line, whatever. Yes, yes. I sat there for like three hours and won like $30. I was like, that's what I do.

done this. Play video poker. Your money can last a lot longer that way. Do they have casinos in Australia?

Blackjack. Yeah. Yeah, there's like, every local town has their hotels with the slot machines.

But they're the big cities that have the casinos like I'm about an hour from Sydney and that's that's got a huge casino.

I've only been in there a couple of times and just amazed at how quickly you can just lose money. Oh, yeah. Just space of like five minutes. Oh, have a go with this. Have a go. Oh, shit. Like, what's it? You're saying the whole town has one casino?

Yeah, just one. Well, no fucking wonder. That sucks. They got no competitive, no competition at all. I think there's people have tried to build other ones, but the main casino is so powerful. It's able to just. get everything else. Sure.

Sure. Not. Well, see, we have a bunch of weird regulations on casinos and stuff around here. So for some reason, New Orleans can, or not New Orleans, but Louisiana has a bunch. Yes. There's any boats. No. No.

Uh, yeah, there's a Neskela. Neskilla or something like that. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. The reservations. They got. Yeah, something out of an Eagle Pass. That's only two I know about.

And then Neskella one. sucks because they don't have alcohol you go out there and they've got like a fucking coke machine so you can get a soda while you're gambling that's how this one in my on the res I'm living at used to be but then they got they got their liquor license so now it's party on yeah

I bet they make a whole lot more money when there's more liquor flowing yeah once once they got the liquor license that's when the place started jumping off yeah yeah what is he did the last time I was science what's that

Sam that's the last time I went to the casino in Sydney Wayne Brady was there so you got to see a show huh oh you should have just bothered

the fuck out of him until he was like is Wayne Brady going to have to slap a bitch that's that's why you leave Wayne alone right Red white don't go Ask him,

Whose line is it anyway, right? I remember I watched his What's his game show called? Everybody in the crowd dresses up He's got a new one, right? Oh, no, it's like a rehash of an old one. Oh, he hosts a new thing every fucking other day. Oh, the, let's make a deal.

The one where they pick the door. Yeah, let's make a deal. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. There was one time I ate way too many edibles. Oh, God. Freaked out on that show because everybody had the costumes in the background. Right.

Because I broke the rule. I broke the rule when somebody gives you an edible. You're supposed to whatever they tell you to eat, you drink, you eat half that. Yes. And I didn't think it was working, so I just ate it all. Oh, sure. We've all been there. Right.

everybody has to make that mistake once yes yes this brownie ain't shit yeah sometimes they take like an hour or two hours to hit me I don't know about you guys yeah

you ever try the the sodas no I've heard about them I've seen them advertised yeah it's supposed to since it's a liquid it's supposed to hit you quicker is it legal down in Australia I don't think so

I haven't seen it is uh is smoking pot in any form legal or is it outlawed there uh it's it's outlawed but yeah there's constantly there's constantly a push to

to have it I think if you got like a you got a medical certificate thing why you can have it It's okay, but... Right? It's not... They don't come down on you too hard.

It's... It's considered a little misdemeanor, I assume, unless you've got tons of it. Yeah, it's not legal in Texas, but I think that it's pretty much decriminalized everywhere. You don't get to rest your time. Well, you would hope not. I mean...

Well, and they sell, like, the Delta 8 shit at the gas stations, which... Sometimes is fantastic, but I bought some the other day that we're awful. Maybe it's getting weaker. Not as in tasted bad, but as in I ate the whole fucking bottle and didn't feel anything. Oh, no. You said you ate it? It's like an edible thing?

Yeah, they had like gummies. Ah, okay. Maybe some bad ones. Yep, yep. You got a bump. You got a bunt bottle. Yeah. I was like, damn, these are only 20.

bucks all right now this is a weird scene right that's what pays the bills her art she's got an art show coming up right what you think studying snails pays the bills Lance okay good point that's why his partner's trying to get him to study sharks now yeah because I think when you study stuff they just give you a big grant and then hopefully you can live off of that because I'm sure he bringing in a check every week.

If you're the big wig, I've always kind of wondered that about, like, scientists. Like, you know, you get a major in biology. Unless you get a PhD, what the fuck are you going to do with it? I mean, I don't, I think these guys are small time compared to all their equipment. Yeah. I mean, they're a little rig, the little rig that they're floating around on. Commercial, commercial, guys. But that makes sense if you were like.

Pause, pause. If you were going to, you know, if you get your Ph.D. And you're starting your own thing and you're looking for your own grant. You know, that could be a way to big money. But, dude, if you got like a bachelor's in biology, you'd be a mid-level scientist somewhere. Right? Moonhaven.

This show looks pretty cool, actually. They're advertising. All right. We're back on. Somebody just threw something in the water that's red. I guess they're chumming. chumming the water he said oh yeah lots of times man

oh god dig that big piece what is that a leg of lamb or something what is that it's why they don't have any orphans in the bombs right oh man his safety harness is top match this looks like some dumb shit I'd do

right let's see but you We get. You know you didn't have that big of a grin. Look at our little makeshift stuff they got. That's right. Not even real equipment, right? Oh, rusty.

Yes. To use toothbrushes and shit like that. Oh, man. Nothing like playing around with a killer shark with subpar equipment that could break at any moment, right? You've got the leg of lamb going down. Yeah, you can go ahead and play. me up now.

Keep using the same shot of the ocean. They do, don't they? It's the same shot. Oh man, what shark could resist that? You put food coloring in that shit? Jesus Christ.

Yeah, it looks like it. I think it's a I think it's a decent looking shock. What do you guys think? It could be worse. I'm not mad at it. It's got a little scarletal. But that's okay.

For what I understand, they used the same mold Did they? To all the sharks. But I think I think the sharks after the first one didn't have the little gels Because if you guys remember the first Bruce

Yes, he doesn't have the gels You see him when he's swimming by Little Island bar, little island dive bar there I thought that was a fucking bomb What are they trying to study this bitch? Yeah, it's like a tracker Mario Van Peebles told him We should be studying this

And then we can go back to the snails All right There's more money in sharks Well because it's so rare That there's a great white shark down there That's why he wants to study it And Huggie's still trying to get it He's putting the work in

To Bahama mamas Is this like the third date At least It's the third date She said there must be a lot of ladies Would be glad to go, huh? Yeah, they're not. She said there must be a lot of ladies

That'd be good to go? Is that what she said to? Oh, boy. So give it up. You can't resist that. I'm sorry. No, certainly not. That's a smooth operator right there.

Right. My vision is perfect. Yep. Now, get in here. Spicky tongue down there. bitch you're 57 years old who else you're going to get he said he said he said

he didn't tell her there's only two things I can't send that are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch yeah that's the best Michael Paine role ever water looks in

water looks inviting doesn't it not with that show I always love the huge backdrop out over the sky. That's the same shot of the ocean again, Brian. Yeah, except with the binocular out. Yes. I mean, they did shoot some out in the water,

but a lot of it they shot in Universal Studios in the back lot. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if you guys ever been there. I don't know if it's still there, but right before this movie or after this movie came out, We went on that tram tour, and it was like a big giant pool, and there was a huge backdrop, and it was just like the sky and the clouds. And they said, this is where they filmed a lot of the boat and shark scenes in this. Oh, okay.

Because at the very end, when you see the end, if you look in the horizon and the background, you can see the waves hitting the backdrop and water's going up. Oh, God. Mr. Fish. So they've got that equipment on him now? They're tracking him? Is that what's going on here? Yeah. Okay.

I thought that was like his crotch or something. She was looking through. It was like, how did we get here? He's just like what, standing above her? That's what I thought. That's what it looked like. How do you think they got there? It's a third date.

Right? Because he ain't had any for a while. She ain't either. You get to that age and there's only a limited number of single women. No. Come on, Ellen. Well, it's all good. Then you start getting a lot of them because the husband started dying off.

Didn't Chief Brody, didn't they establish in this, he died of fear of shots? Is that what it was? Like died of a fear of sharks? He had a heart attack. Did the fear of the heart attack? Is that what happened? She said he died from like just waiting. A broken heart?

Oh, from wait. Okay. So basically 90% of the kills in this paper are like dreams. Is that what I'm seeing so far? Not just stupid. There's only what? One, two. Well, there was a piece of wood on a boat that got torn up.

I think there's only like three or four. Like a lamb. Kills in this. Even that? Is there that many even? Well, Sean. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, early on.

The chick that's on the little little water tube that they're floating around on. Okay. The banana thing? The banana hood? I haven't seen. Oh, that hasn't happened yet, has it? No, it hasn't happened yet. Okay.

I was like, when did that happen? I know I stepped away for a minute, but I didn't think I was going out. Four. There's only four. I looked up the body counting in that. Right. That's why I was wondering. Which ending?

Is he, he's half? This is a good team. He's half a death. Three and a half people die. Wait, it says only three because they're counting the shark. That's, yeah. God damn.

Weak. Weak, weak, we guys. Because it says, Sean, Mrs. Ferguson, I guess. I assume that's that girl on the little banana thing. Right. And Jake. But it also says, survives in the DVD and Netflix version. Yes, yes.

That's right. So then if you're watching that one, he survives, then there's only two people that get killed in this one. Yep, yep. Other than that, it's all just like dream sequences with fake deaths. Now, are they in the Bahamas here, or is this scene a flashback from the? when they were back in the Bahamas. So they got, they brought their Christmas tree and everything, huh?

Of course. So is this like what he did with his father? No, Sean. Oh, okay. Rest and Pete, Sean. And he's got homework, huh? Got to study some snails.

Granny's pulling out two beers. She's got a two-fisted. Oh, she's given. Giving Sunny a fresh beer. That's nice. And y'all said this one is Michael, right? The other one with Sean, is that right? Do I have it straight?

Yeah. Sean's the one that died. Sean of the dead? Yeah. What? What does that mean? I don't get it. I'm a job to worry about him.

Now that he's a man or I have no idea. Boy, I don't know. What's that, Brian? I don't know. For no budget, they have a nice little submarine, though, right? Yeah. That's where they spent most of their...

They probably built it, right? What's the point of having a fucking enclosed submarine if you're just going to open the window and jump out when you're underwater? Isn't that going to fill the cabin with water? Yeah, no bubbles came out. or anything. It just slid up.

It's full of water. This is horrible. Why would it be full of water? What's the fucking purpose? Just jump in the goddamn water then. You don't need a submarine. Well, he can move faster in that than he can't swim in. It's got those little propeller things in the back.

Why is it enclosed? Why not just haven't looked like that? I didn't design it. Enclosed because of science. Yes. All this science going on. If he takes his ass back off, I swear to God. See, look, he's got his little engine and fan.

It's fucking terrible. You can't swim faster than that. Yeah, look how fast he's gone. It's getting one foot to the net. Yeah, he said there's a shark coming and got the hell out of there. Look at it, zoom. So it's just, you'd have been swimming and got killed. Uh-oh.

Well, there goes through. That's probably like 100 grand. down the dream. Yeah, all right. All his grant money. Yeah. Back to snails, I guess, huh? Oh, no.

Biberglass. Everything. Oh, fuck. We're screwed. What happened? I quit playing. Damn it. AMC app.

Damn it. Well, you can anybody else? Can anybody else get the, get the volume playing? I'll turn mine up. All right. That way we can at least have that going. And I'll try to catch up to where you guys are.

Hurry, Lance, you're missing his action. Yeah, this is great. This is just wonderful. Can you hear it? Yep. I can hear it. It's not too loud. No, I'm perfect.

On the edge of my seat hearing that music. How much time is left on yours, Nez? And he's swimming fast as fuck. I have no idea. I'd have to pause it and see. Oh, I think, no, no, I'm close. I'm close. I'm close.

We're at one hour. and 50 seconds. Okay, cool. He's kind of swimming faster than that submarine was gone. Yeah. Because he's scared. Somehow.

I'm where y'all are at. I don't know why I did that. He's scared. The shark's after him? Yeah, he just found that old boat. Yeah. Okay. He's in the boat now. Fish or friends, not food. Not food.

I like this shot. That's where the shark went up above the boat. Yeah. He's like swimming underneath now and He's still in the boat Okay cool Assassin's Creed shit We're close enough

See this is how strong this shark is Can Right How the hell did it get out Because they can't swim backwards Except for in Jaws 3D that one did Right Because when it was in the filtration pipe

It backed up after it got out A good way to kill a shark There's no ways gonna get up through a little hole and just hang out until he dies it's a Christmas movie he's gonna Santa Claus is waiting through yeah so here he comes why'd you go on that same hall that he was in but how did he get through that hole there's no way it was big enough he swam in oh see now he's trapped right there and he busted the door open all right tell me tell me when the piece of the submarine pops up it just popped up it just

Okay, cool. The bang sticks. What the fuck is a bang thing? It's like a boom stick. Right, a boom stick. This is how strong. I don't know if there's a... It's going straight up, right?

If you notice really quick in the back, you could see all the little electronics that were holding the, making the shark move. They showed it really fast. Are you serious? Really? Yeah, you saw it in the background. Yeah.

So you got the... hell out of there. I'm surprised he didn't get blood uh those bubbles in his bloodstream coming up so fast. She's supposed to like decompress. Yeah, because that one guy did in uh, Jaws 2

when they came out of a little murky water. He shot up too fast and got bubbles in his blood. That's the scariest shit, man, about scuba diving. Yeah. Have you done it before, Phil? No, I've been snorkeling. I've never been scoot-diving.

Yeah. I'm good. No. Too many scary things in the water. I can't swim, so I'm safe. He's also like he didn't hit his head on something on the way up. It would have been all over if it hit his head like on the bottom of the boat. Yeah.

But that shark got out pretty fast for being all the way into the head. And for trying to. A bunch of holes that didn't fit through. Look, they're putting it back together with duct tape. Because I said that grant money ain't going to pay itself. Yeah, you see that they're putting together with duct tape. Suggest speed tape, the stuff you put on airplanes. I've learned my lesson, guys.

No more AMC plus for the... Because I just got a commercial for interview of the vampire. That's weird. I never get commercials on AMC Plus. I usually don't either. Just this particular film for some reason. It said, due to rights or something. What time?

Universal. What's that? What time are you guys at? I have no idea. We are at 105. Straight up? 105.25. Yeah, I'm on 104.

45. Okay, I've got a little ahead of you guys. He's a... 105.38 right now. He just got back in the water, and he's with it, has a yellow bag, and he's looking for more. Somebody get hard? What was that?

I'm going out. What the hell was that? Boing? The one got hard. Sorry. Oh, it was Brian. Yeah, you're not supposed to tell anybody. To mention another cool with a week.

Davis and Butthead they have a series now. No, they brought it back again. Yeah, there's like two episodes in it. Dude, the country music video had me crying. Oh, they put the videos back in? Yeah. Okay, good. Oh, that's awesome. Not as much as they used to, but a dude, it is so funny. Right. It's great. Country music video, huh? Yeah, I can't remember the name of the artist, but they, they, they, they, they, they. They're, like, sitting on the couch and talking about the music video.

And, dude, it's so funny. They fucked with it quite a bit, huh? Yeah. Is this a funeral? What's happening? No, it's the art show. Oh. The art show.

Okay. Did, uh... Where's our volume? Yeah. Did Mario Van Peebles get his dad in this one? Yeah, he is. Melvin. He's in this one.

Where is he? I think that was him talking, I think. Bless it? Is that him? Didn't look like him. Then again, I'm over here. Okay. Rest in peace.

Yeah, rest and peace. Oh, here comes the banana boat scene, you guys were talking about. She just sends her by herself. Nez, are we still running off your audio? I guess. I don't know. Are you guys? Turned up a little bit?

I can hear it a little bit. There you go. I work on the accent, Melvin. Yeah. Just like your son. son did a better job than you they're both pretty weak oh there comes so when that that music comes not the job music but the little chime or whatever is that like her right psychic towers yeah so in the force is that what it is okay that's the tail huh her shark sense very reminiscent of

the scene in the first jaws with the little boy maybe like almost yeah kidding her a little too reminiscent see right here man this was scared the hell out of you yeah to see something like this oh god yeah he just puts her leg right in yeah I was gonna say maybe don't stick your leg in his throat yeah not a good idea just scream don't try to help right shout out to the stunt woman she did a good job yeah just trying to hit that gag reflex uh-huh yeah ah we You're still just getting chewed up. Right.

Like, if it, I'm done. Well, only had time to eat one, right? See, I mean, stuff like that, stunt people. I mean, that's scary because the electronics, like, what if it doesn't let you go? And you're still just... Get stuck in a fake shark. I'm sure there's divers under there with scuba tanks and everything, but even still. we would hope so

I thought I thought the shark was busy tormenting Michael and Van Peebles out on the right yeah out of the snail bulbs it's just I don't remember it's like you know what fuck this I need a break

I had to make a deep show go eat someone off the beach and straight back out eat something right luckily she knew how to drive this boat yes

well I guess she was flying a plane earlier and so. Right. And with her psychic powers, she can track down the shark, right? Yep, so she can do everything. Well, obviously the boat has a motor

because the sails aren't up. I don't know who's boat this is. I just noticed that. Jesus. The boat basically drives itself. Yes, it looks that way. What was her plan? I...

Go get the shark. He had found the shark and kicked kids us. Wait, why are you going out to the water? It was attacked by a shark. Why come they didn't keep her in the hospital? Michael, they kept him overnight in the hospital.

Sure. Yeah, she does look too little to have been just put on that boat and just sent out by myself. Right? Yeah, with a bunch of strangers, right? A bunch of tourists. Yeah, like, just throw the fucking four-year-old on there with him.

A bunch of fucking spring breakers. Right. All of them are either drunk or tripping. Get guaranteed. He didn't even care about his daughter. Where's my mom? Right. Nope.

Boe gone. Oh, boy. Yeah, it does seem to be in an uncomfortable relationship with him and the mom. Look how fast he's running. Which has got to be hard in those fucking tight-ass pants. His nuts are going through hell right now. Now they're all wet and they're rubbing in those jeans. I can't run in wet jeans.

No. Well, he's got an outward motor, but does, did we decide does her sailboat have a motor or not? Yes. That big, that yacht that they were on, yeah, that's got a motor. Okay. It's like old I. In that bathtub. here we go

they're saving on this shot with the blue screen so you're trying to tell me that's not really the land in the background did delivers laundry did Michael tell Hogi the story of his family

and the sharks right I don't think so I don't what's the plan now to go rescue his mom plan the plan on the plan on the show. Oh, wow.

Great point. How would you do that? So was just some random person's boat that was on the dock, or was this Michael's boat yacht, God, whatever. Study and snails must pay a hell of a lot more than we thought, huh? Unless his wife's just selling a lot of artwork. Or Michael Kane's boat, he's delivering a lot of laundry, right? He's delivering something else.

to Mr. Brody. Yeah. I mean, he could be a runner. That's what I think that's what they're implying. I think that's what they're implying. That's what the laundry is. Yes.

That's why he always has spare money to gamble. Yes. She must have put it in idle because that shark's coming up pretty fast. Right. I want to know what her plan was. Was she just willing to just get killed by the shark? to get the shark away from everybody else, but they were already on the land.

Maybe she thought if she died, it ends here. But Michael's still alive. Oh, yeah. She didn't even see any of the shark stuff. Michael and Sean did. Because Michael and Sean did when in Jaws 2. And if you want to put Jaws 3 in it, they did again. Well, there's obvious.

She was always at home. There's obviously some kind of supernatural angle here. I like this shot. Here we go. It comes out of the water. That's a good one. And there goes the plane. I think she just wanted to get killed.

I don't know what it did, but it looks like it took a bite out of the boat. It was a suicide mission, Nez. See, all right, all right, all these shots, not this stuff. Right. But when they see the, look at the background. Yeah, I see it. Yeah, those clouds don't seem to be moving, do you know, not that when she's on the,

when they shot to her from the boat. All right, I'll, uh, I'll pay attention. If you look at the background, you can tell that it's a big, huge backdrop. I'm going to just ruin this trillion dollar plane just for,

uh, some you know what. Yeah, that's not a water landing plane, is it? What? Yeah. Seriously? Shout out to the stunt man. This is a stud pilot.

What the fuck, man? That bitch is about to sink. All the electricity. Really do that? He did it all for the nuclear. It better be hella good. An expensive plane. There ain't none that's that good.

I like this part. Oh, come on. So he was on a suicide mission. too, huh? Nah, I think he was trying to just help, but he was too slow. That was a horrible idea. As soon as it landed,

the other two just dove off the, off the wings, hell of fast. Oh, man, weak. It took down that plane quick, not like the helicopter in the second one. He's after me, too, damn it. Right. Oh, man. Okay, yeah, so she's explaining.

Her purpose was to lure the shark away, right, and have it end, right? She's explaining that she's schizophrenic. Yeah, I mean, I don't think if it was after, he must have been swimming in hell fast. But I don't think so. If it was after the Brody family, it would still go after Mike. You would think so, sure, sure. And the banana boat girl had nothing to do with them either. So it's not, you know, I'm done being a vengeful killer.

I'm just eating this as Brody and then just retire and just. Right. Yeah, he's not like A long away. He was going after the little Brody girl. Right? Uh-oh, here comes.

Uh-oh. He's close. He's here in the heartbeat. Come on. Oh, through their equipment. Okay. I was about to say, Woo.

The hell of the radar system. Yeah. Oh, boy. Here we go. So the plane's already underwater. and the boat sinking too. Is that pretty much it?

Well, the shark came up and looked like a bit the side, so I assume it would cause a hole. Unbelievable. I think he ate the boat. I mean, I ate the plane. Hey, how stupid I am. I thought Hogi got eaten and he's in the boat with him. How the fuck did he swim that fast?

Hogan's doing the same thing that, um, What was Richard Dreyfus's name? Oh, shit. Yeah. Hoop. God damn. Yeah. Yeah. Hooper.

Hooper. Okay. Because these guys are all trying to do whatever, and Hooper kept running down to the bottom to fix all his little gadgets. Okay. Whatever the fuck it is that he's doing with that flashlight, I don't think it's going to work. I don't, well, in the movie, it might. Is it a fly? I don't know.

never really looked in to see what these things were, but what... They look like flashed, but they're obviously something else. It's going to love some kind of... It does a pulse, right? Like a magnetic charge. Yeah, a pulse or a charge or something. They shock it or whatever. Well, that's what gave a...

It gave the shark its ability to roar. Kind of like they just get... Can't they just get one of those... you know, like that movie Commando, the giant right, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Instead of a rocket Lodge. The one that came with instructions. Yeah. They sell those

at corner stores here in the States. Yeah, they sell at the local surplus store. Right. We go back and listen

to East Society's commentary for Commando. We were going off on that movie. Yeah. It's a lot. Lots of talk about. Yeah, we were laughing about the whole thing.

We still love the movie, but wasn't the boat, the engine just full of water? Still able to move? I don't know, man. I mean, she's slowly pumping the water out. Okay, well, that's all it takes, I guess. I suppose to forget about the whole. Right. Come on, Hogi.

Every one of us is going to be watching a different ending, I'll bet. Let's see how this goes. I'm pretty sure the Blu-ray is the theatrical version So you think Yeah Peebles is gonna be toast, right? Yeah

I don't see late Why did you just fall off? I should have jumped up How the fuck are you going to survive that? Seriously? He's Jake What do you? you go out there and stab the shirt. You had to say the black guy?

Shout out to this stunt guy. Oh, man. They just threw a wig on him. Right. Is that what it was? You could clearly see it was a white guy. Right. Do a wig on him. Like when they show somebody doing like a pirouet and skates or something and it's just a dude

and a wig. I take it this is all salt water still down there. is it supposed to be i have no idea but is that really where they're filming i don't know well this right there from right now they're in that big pool of universal because look at the background okay okay it looks all gray instead of blue right uh-oh it comes how did she see this she wasn't there she didn't see any of that and it is the poopsie

I'll give her this. She was there to see this, but... Right? I'd just take it her husband told her story a million times. So who told her about the son? I have no idea. I'm glad they at least use the jazz music in this. Right.

Roaring. This guy's killing me with... I say he's killing me with these jeans. wearing jeans of the Bahamas usually and like just surf shorts or something yeah

his legs are obviously pretty skinny I didn't want to show his knees right how would stabbing and blow up that's bad what's a head something

it's that I don't know it's that pumped up with It's that full of revenge and vengeance. Ah, okay. There's the answer. It's like an over-inflated balloon. Right.

Puncture the balloon and outlands all the air. I like the other one, the other version. Because he just stabs in, then he sinks. He didn't blow up. They're in the grayer water. Is that what you see? Yeah, if you look way in the background, you can see the water hitting the wall. Oh, for sure.

Yeah, it looks like the water. the background. Yeah. Oh, well, it does look like the Truman

show. Yeah. All right, this Blu-ray version Jake's alive. He's alive. He's alive. He's alive in mine.

Yeah, me too. AMC plus. That'd be a good twist at the end of this if Michael swims out to the backdrop and what the

what the? Wait. It's a war. How in the fuck is alive? That doesn't even make sense. No. How many holes are in him?

Front and back. I don't know. He's a lot of blood on his forehead for some reason. He's alive, but what kind of a life would that be, right? Because the way he had him in his mouth when he went underwater, man, Oh my God, yeah. Back and stomach. Yeah. It should be like half his body left.

So much just bid him, drug him down, let him go. I guess. He's not a Brody. That's why. Yeah. I bit the wrong one and spit him out. The banana boat lady, he probably. didn't eat her either. You probably let her go.

Right? She's still out there doing banana boat somewhere, huh? That could have been an accident. He might have just thought it was a giant banana and like Yeah, that's right. Oh shit, there was someone on that. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'll go back out. I want big bananas in the water. I better go get me some. Hogi must have been a drug run. Like a banana.

He's got an extra plane. This is his drug runner playing. the other one was his personal right I was getting the chicks plane the one he landed in the water oh man oh the two-seater yeah and a bad in the back everybody's still alive this doesn't even make any sense yeah this is kind of so the heroes yeah so in this version only two people died yeah so my score does not change this is an awesome film I don't care what you say. All right. So

they take us out with the music. All right. Zim, thanks for joining. Can you at least give it, bump it up to a two, one for everyone that does? Okay, I'll go two. Just for this show. I'll take it. Just for this show.

Zim, thanks for joining us, man. Tell everybody again about the band and where you are on social media and all that good stuff. other bands Bistu B-I-S-T-U Find us on Facebook or Spotify or

YouTube but yeah YouTube we're hard to find for some reason if you search for Bistu on YouTube you have to sift through like a hundred results that have nothing to do with us before you

find us Okay so you guys are going to be touring anywhere near Houston, Texas anytime soon come to America never know what happens Okay. All right. As always, we want to thank you guys for listening to another episode of The Horror Returns. We'd love to hear your feedback and ideas. You can reach us at Thehorreturns at gmail.com or just find us at www.thehorrorreturns.com and follow all the links from there. Next week, we're going to have some vampires next week, Brian. Is that are my week ahead?

No, you're right. Yes. All right. so we're going to do daybreakers and the brand new day shift which i believe Netflix yes sir all right so everyone can follow along so zim no no excuses not to listen to the spoilers man you if you guys get it on australia Netflix i don't know if it's always a bit behind and yeah Netflix and shutters seem to be behind in Australia all right missed out on the reef stalked so far oh no before we before we Before we go, what do you think of, are you a fan of the, Zam, are you a fan of the Mad Max films?

Yeah, I like the Mad Max films, yeah. Okay, because there's a... Mainly the first, mainly the first two, once Tina Turner, that won't be on Thunderdome and the remakes. I thought, yeah, they have their moments, but yeah, the first two, I thought were, yeah, were fun little things. All right, because the last few Australians that I spoke to, just, didn't either see them or like them. I'm like, well, what? They're much younger.

They're much younger. They're younger, so I can, all right. I should be a national pride thing, man. Right. Well, you picked an often film. I don't care what Lance says. I love this movie. All right.

Yeah, I think that is fun. But yeah, thanks again for having me on. Much appreciated. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. I appreciate your name. Appreciate you being part of the family, ma'am, for sure. And we'll hopefully have some other commentaries.

Maybe we'll get a chance to invite you back or something for one that you hate. Just not alligator to, please. Oh, shit. I think that's going to happen now, Brian. Done. No. All right, Philip, until the whore returns again. Good night.