The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #337: Nez’s Patreon Picks - Little Darlings (1980), Clueless (1995) & Mean Girls (2004)

Episode Date: November 10, 2022

At last, we celebrate our patron Kevin Nez with Little Darlings (1980), Clueless (1995), and Mean Girls (2004). Cool of the Week includes The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror and Terrifier 2. The podcast spotlight shines on The Witchery Podcast. Trailer is The Forest Hills. And we get feedback from Marcus Wilturner, The Ghoul Kids Table Podcast, Xim Vader, Rodney Barnett, Gary Marohnic, and Stacey from Girl at the Window. Thanks for listening! The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Twitter: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= SK8ER Nez Podcast Network: https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c4166 ESP Anchor Feed: https://anchor.fm/mac-nez E Society YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A Music By: Steve Carleton Of The Geekz

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to The Horror Returns. I'm Lance, and with me as always are my co-host, Brian. Philip will be here later once we find out the final score of the Astros game. but really the the main dude tonight is a regular part of our show now but at one time Nez you started out as a super

fan of our podcast we appreciate it greatly you are a patron so you are entitled to pick three movies so we've got Nez with us tonight what's going on guys oh man

same old same old damn I didn't realize I got all these messages from you. Well, you know, it is what it is, man. We're here. That's all that matters is we're here, right? Yep. Ready to dive in to these old movies. One's really old for your younger listeners, but probably haven't even heard of this film. Well, we've already covered witchboard, so I know we don't have that one in the mix. So, you know, the commentary next Halloween. You know what? I think that might be a good idea. All right. Thanks a year.

I don't schedule. Brian does. So, you know. Yeah. So. Okay. Nez, dude,

I was telling Brian, man, that I feel his pain right now. Because I'm actually in Kansas City. I'm going to the football game with my brother tomorrow. And we're at a very fucking painful, low 51 degrees. And dude,

I'm freezing my ass off being the tech. Texas boy. So Brian, what is it there? A hell of a lot worse than it is in Kansas City. It's negative four up here. Damn. I thought I was cold. It's 42. 42. Yeah, you're a lot colder than me. All right. So now we all know I'm a pussy.

That's break out the short's weather. Negative. Oh, man. Right. All right. Well, my brother showed up with nothing but shorts. he's out there chattering his teeth. I used to want shorts in the 50s. I know you guys can, but we can't. Dude, when I left Houston two days ago, it was 86 degrees, okay?

Does it ever snow there? You know, about three, no, I think it was four years ago, because it was the year that my granddaughter was born. We had a light, like weird snow where they took pictures on Galveston Beach. brother Philip lives and actually it's snow on the beach but uh very rare here very rare and with global warming i'm sure i'm sure getting much more rare but brian you don't have any problems with global warming right now do you no just a warming part when the all right the ice caps melt it'll be flooded before us oh dude i saw that picture of uh

i think it was like in finland where there was like a 100 meter high polar ice cap that was headed toward a village or something? Do you all know whatever happened with that? No, but if it ever floods, I've seen Waterworld. I'm prepared. Okay. Got all my paper. Got all my paper. Well, you can hang out with my wife's hall past Kevin Costa, right? And be good. Speaking of him, do you guys watch Yellowstone? I haven't watched it yet. Everyone's telling me. Religious, religiously, dude.

Not started it or the prequel. And I heard the prequel is getting a prequel. Actually, the prequel is getting a sequel because the prequel was 1863 or something like that. And the next one's going to be, I think, like in the 20s or 30s, like during the Depression. Like now? Something like that. So, all right, you guys ready to dive in? Cool of the week?

yeah i'll go first because i took a break after 31 i started a couple things and just didn't really feel like finishing them so i'll just go with the last thing i seen for october which was on Halloween which was the simpsons tree house oh my god like the newest one or all of it yeah the newest okay and uh they they did spook on the babadook in west world but my favorite one just just because of the look of it was they did death note but the whole storyline was

anime style and they were Jesus Christ they had been looking like real people which was kind of weird to see them looking like real people but the voices are the same so that's

where is that right now on Hulu or where do you find the sims? Okay Sounds like something I need to check out. Bobadook one was okay. The Westworld one was okay, but I think visually check it out for the Death Note story. Yeah, because we all know how much you loved watching the entire Death Note series, Brian. Yeah, especially that first season, all 900 episodes.

Yeah, that's right. All 666 hours of it, right? that's why I can't I try to I try to watch anime because my daughter my youngest actually all three of my kids are big anime fans but I just can't do these like 100 episode seasons or it's ridiculous I don't get it dude I like Naz where do you stand on anime man I can't watch any of the new stuff I just like the old stuff that I grew up with really okay there wasn't a hundred episodes Okay, so you do have a history. So I'm assuming like there's some older movies you like and stuff like that. I mean, I like all the stuff that came out in the 90s, but I was more into the 80s Starblazers and G-Force Battle of the Planets and Captain Harlock and all that type of stuff.

Yeah, when I was younger, I was a big fan. The only anime show I watched back in the day was RoboTech. You guys ever see that? Yeah, and Robotech. I've heard of it. I've heard of it. And I couldn't get into it. Was that Speed Racer?

No. Well, that one I used to watch all the time when I was a kid. Is that like actually anime? Or was that just like an anime-style American show? It was Japanese, wasn't it? Was it? Okay. All right.

Then I guess I did enjoy some anime when I was a youngster. That was the one with the song Go Speed Racer Go? Yeah, what racer X and all that's right. Yeah, stay away from the movie. Oh, come on. That's the Wokowski's. I can't say anything bad about them. Yeah, there's no good as what a way. I could say it. Yeah, I try to be positive. Man. Yeah. When I took my kids and my nephews to see that back in the day.

Right. We were the only ones in the theater. And a movie was so bad. I let my kids just run around the theater because that was more fun than sitting there watching a movie. What was the other really bad when they did? Jupiter Rising or something like that? Was it tanning Chatham in that one or something? I don't know.

I just. Elf ears or something. I think so. I think I cast it out of my memory. But, all right. So who's going next? I'll go. I went and seen Terror Fire 2 last night.

Nice. Nice. Oh, man. That movie was awesome. I mean, I love the first one. Cool. And this one, the movie was cool. It was what it was.

It was awesome. I liked all the practical effects, just blood and gore and dicks getting cut off and all that. So, but what made it cool. was the audience. Usually you hear, oh, people are walking out of the theater and they can't have, yeah, people in Reno, Nevada

were walking out of the theater. There was a... You actually had people walking out? Yeah, that was his first couple. Come on, man. It was right in the beginning, in the intro. It wasn't even about mad. No ambulance showed up.

No. But they walked out. I think it was more the girlfriend and the boyfriend just had to go. And they came in with a group of people because I didn't realize that movie was two and a half hours and I took down my soda too fast. So I ran to the bathroom. Yeah, you have to take a bathroom break. I get that, man. And they were sitting out on the bench in the hallway.

And I was like, oh, hell, no. I mean, they, I shit you not. I mean, the title of the film didn't even come on yet. And she couldn't handle that beginning scene and then left. Okay. And then maybe about an hour in, two other girls from that group left as well. And then there was this lady, I want to say she was a grandma and her granddaughter. Her granddaughter might have been 10, 11 maybe.

That might not have been the best idea. And man, it's in general. It seemed like the little girl wanted to see it, and grandma just... Yeah, it's a fun movie. And I'm sure the little girl loved the little girl, Art the Clown, right? I don't think either of them realized what they were getting into. Right. I think people were going to see this movie off a word of mouth, not really knowing about Art the Clown or the first Terrapower movie.

Okay. How much this movie's just been getting talked about the past? month. Yeah, it's making a ton of money, right? Yeah, apparently I think it was Damian Leone said his idea for

a third one is so big that they might just end up splitting the third movie into two movies. Jesus Christ, dude. See, that's the only thing that bothered me was the two and a half hours, but we'll be talking to Damien at Frightmare and we'll also be talking to Art himself. It didn't need to be that long. They could have

It took off 40 minutes of it. So do you guys think it would have been better as two movies maybe? No. All the material, but. I mean, I understand why it was so long. They just, they really drug out all the effects scenes, which was awesome, which I love. That's cool. Right?

As far as the story-wise, I don't think there was really much of one. I was kind of hoping for some kind of explanation for Art the Clown, but there wasn't. I didn't see All Hallows Eve. How much of the film is he in that? Haven't seen it, Brian. It's not even... Isn't it like Creep Show, different stories? Yeah, different stories.

And it's not even the same actor that does. Oh. Because I was telling my son about it, and he wants to watch the first one, and then we're going to watch the second one. But the movie was cool. I liked it. I really liked... I hated a little kid, man.

He bugged me. Oh, the brother. Yeah, you're talking about the Daniel LaRousseau's son that showed up for like 90 seconds. Was that the same actor? Yeah, they filmed this a long time ago. Oh, my God, dude. So there's a Comber Kine connection, huh? He was little.

I wasn't sure if that was him or not. I had to look it up. Now you know. At the end, did you guys stick around for the podcast thing? Absolutely, all of them. Yeah, all of them. Yeah. I stuck around for that

And that's when they said they filmed it But then the world fell apart So they had to stop Yeah Then they went back and finished the rest So I thought I thought all that was cool I'm kind of glad that they did that

Because I was like damn when did they film this? Because yeah Daniel's son looked hella young So but yeah that one little kid The little brother he bugged me with his long neck Yeah I get it man He just got my nerves. I was like, kill this kid

and get him off the screen. But the young woman... Jesus Christ. I thought she was cute. I mean, she did her part. Right. The mom as well. She's 28 years old, by the way. So, now or then? True. Good point. Good point.

But overall, I liked it. I really loved it all the blood and the guts. None of it bothered me. It was just awesome. I mean, of course it looked totally fake, especially when they were cutting the faces with that one girl got her face cut, or when that one guy in the store got his head cut off. That was awesome, dude. When he was pulling all that shit out of his trash bag.

Yeah, it just made me laugh. But the grandma and the day left, they did two hours and then they couldn't handle anymore. But they were, they were, I don't ask me. Was there one specific scene that like threw him off or something? I think it was right before they put that girl in the water tank So I mean that wasn't anywhere near as bad as she just she just lost Tomahawk seen in the first one The mom or the grandma lost and she was like all right I can't She was one of those ones that was talking to the screen like oh my god don't go over there

You're gonna get killed and then at one point she just yelled out right oh fuck like hell allowed. It made me turn around. And then she was like, I can't handle it. I can't take it. Are you ready? She was like, are you ready to go? Kind of sounds like she was enjoying it. It just was. It does. It sounds like it because they were laughing and everything. I think everyone was laughing at them more than the movie.

But she finally went, I can't handle it anymore. Let's go. Let's go. And then they got up and they left. She was very vocal. Yeah, it made me laugh. I mean, but yeah, I'd say a total, well, the couple that was in the very beginning, then hour in another two girls left, and then the grandma and her granddaughter left. But they pretty much saw the whole movie except for the last 20 minutes. Okay.

And grandma couldn't take it no more. But I was shocked that they stuck around that long because it was like each kill just got worse and worse. Of course, of course. Well, so here's the thing, though, Nas, does it? If there many people left the theater over the course of the movie, that means you must have that's a good sign. I didn't hear anything you said. Oh, no.

I'm on Wi-Fi in Kansas City. Oh, boy. Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Yeah. So if that many people left, that means there were a lot of people that were in there watching it, right? Yeah. That was a good sign.

That was about six people that left. left and there was me. Okay. Three, four, five. And one other person. I think there's about ten, ten more people left in there after those things left. Not bad. Okay.

It was in a really small theater, so it seemed like packed. So, but it was, I haven't been through a movie experience like that in a long time, especially with people talking to the screen. For those you that grew up in the rougher parts of your town, or cities, especially me growing up in the area that I grew up in, the movie theater I always went to. We had the movie screen talkers every movie. Oh, of course. Of course. Yeah. Don't open that. It made the movie experience that much more. Some people think it was fake, especially when that scene in a scary movie too, when the young black woman was. Of course. Yeah. It's a real thing.

Yeah, that's how my child life was when I went to the movie theater until I moved up here and everybody was quiet. Yep, I used to go to the dollar movies when I was in college. That's all I could afford. Especially at the dollar. Lots of horror movies, man. Oh, dude, and I would get there at noon and watch a movie. And then back then they showed you like the times in front of each theater,

like times of the next movie. So I timed it out, right? So I'd go see one movie. And then I brought all my snacks and my. pocket in my jacket so basically for a dollar I watched like four or five movies in a day sometimes I think the best experience we had is I was a teenager then we went went to a doll theater I don't remember what we saw but there was a guy in front of us and he was just power in the beer right and then we were laughing around because every time he

opened once we'd laugh yeah he could hear it yeah and then he goes you guys want one we're like all right so it was me and three of my buddies so he gave us all beer so we all cracked it open and empowered it. Good times. Don't drink beer in the theater, boys and girls. Speaking of that, they started selling beer. They started selling beer at my theater here in town. And $5,000, almost, it was a $5.75 for just a little, however many ounce can.

That's all. I was like, hell no. I got it cheap there. I sneak my own beer in. It's $12 here, man. For a can? Yeah. Well, for a draft.

All they do is draft beer here. This is an IPA, Nevada. Nevada something. I can't remember. I'm like six bucks for one can of beer? I'd be sipping that. But hell, I'm good. I'll bring my own in.

Oh, and I saw Black Adam. I liked it. Okay. All right. I thought it was all right. It was funny. Right. The only issue I had is everyone had accents, except for the Rock.

and he's supposedly supposed to be from that part of the country. Yeah, well, it's the rock, man. You're not hiring him for his accent. But it was good. I don't really know that much of the character, so I just took the movie for what it was. It was funny. It was The Rock being The Rock.

Yeah, I know a lot of people had issues that he's not introduced in a Shazam movie. Yeah. But I just read a thing, him talking about it. he said the reason why he didn't, he kind of was against that because he wants his character and Shazam's character to meet when Shazam is the kid is a little bit more mature because the movie would probably go into darker areas. Yeah, because this one, this Black Adam,

from what I remember is he was the bad guy. And this, they kind of did the Morbius type of thing. The anti-hero thing. Yeah, Morbius was. bad, but then they made him good, that type of thing. But, I mean, overall, for me, for what it was, the DC movie, I enjoyed it. Her dad actually was really good.

Yeah. The action and the kill, he killed, I don't know how many people, he was killing people left and right, so I thought that was awesome. But, okay. Some of the CGI was a little, a little wonky. It was just like, it just made me laugh more than anything, but, um. I thought him being the black Adam, I liked what he did. The young little kid that was running around with him, that he was cool, or his mom, she was hot, whatever her name was.

She was really good. His uncle that was running around, then they brought in Remington Steel. I can't remember his character. Remington Steel? Yeah, James Bond. James Bond? No, shit. He was James Bond.

Okay. Duh, Dr. Fate. Yeah. Hawkman was in it. Damn, dude, this is an all-star kid. Yes, man. See, I'm not familiar with the Hawkman either, but I thought he was white, but okay. I think he's got like DC's version of Angel, right?

He just says wings. He's like an alien, right, from another planet? He's got the helmet and everything. He was good. I liked him. I liked whoever that. I don't know who that actor was. I thought he was he was hella good.

All right. Yeah, he was the, what's her name's friend that she moved in with and the invisible man. Yeah, that dude. The cop that she moved in with. Yeah. He was good. So, Brian, are you saying, are you saying the invisible man showed up in this movie? And if so, how could you tell?

He throws some pain on him and he sees right there. Aldous Hodge. That was the actor's name. He played Hawkman. He was awesome. Adam Smasher. He was good. Cyclone.

I thought she was cool. Adam Smash was like Ant Man basically, right? D.C.'s Ant-Man? Yeah, but he was, okay, the Sarah Shihai, I think that was name. That was the main girl that was in it. Man, I know I've seen her in other things. I thought she was hot. Right.

But the movie, it was what it was. If you don't really, oh, she was in Bullet to the Head. All right, now I remember her. Oh, and she was in old school. That's what I remember her in it, because I just watched that movie. That's going back away, dude. So she's pretty old then, right? She was one of the friends of Will Ferrell's wives.

Okay. But the movie was cool. I mean, if you don't know much of who Black Adam is, you'll probably enjoy it like I did. Because this wasn't a character that I was like, oh, I read every issue and knew the storyline. So there's a rock. Comic book movie, I'm going to take it for what it is. It is what it is.

Yeah, because from what I understand, a lot of people didn't like it. And it was probably mainly the people that knew the back story to Black Adams. So, see, I didn't know that. But I took it for what it was. Oh, what's his name popped in it? He was awesome. The Fonz, Arthur Fonz. Zarelli, Henry Winkler?

I thought he was dead. He's still alive. Whoa. He was in it. No. He's the coolest white man on the planet. What are you talking about? The Fons,

respect. Arthur Fonsarelli. There's a lot of big things coming for D.C. I like the news that's been coming out. Are we getting to get to some of that tonight?

I didn't get no Comic-Con badges. I'll talk about some of it. It has to do with the main story that I'm going to bring up for TV news. So we'll talk about some of DC, but what's your cool?

My cool of the week doesn't exist this week, guys, unfortunately. I didn't have a cool of the week, but Brian, I do have a bone to pick with you because I had an uncool of the week. You sold this movie to me, dude, as a folk horror movie, which you know is my favorite genre.

Any idea what I'm talking about? about. Yeah, matriarch. Dude, what the fuck was going on in this movie? All the naked old people with fucking black shit go on them.

That movie, men. I just see it. I want to watch it. We're going to talk about men when I do my top 10 for the year. We'll get to that. This is garbage, dude.

This was fucking garbage, man. I think your bar is so... I don't have time to break down the movie, but I think your bar is so high. I think we use this garbage word a little too much. The movie was well acted, in my opinion. Well, acted by who?

Hold on. Let me look this up in IMDB while y'all are talking because I'm trying to think of who did any good fucking acting in this movie. You're going to see, now you're going to base it off it because you don't know most of the actors. You can't say that. Okay, so you're right. Fair enough, dude. That's not fair to do. I agree with you.

So explain it to me in two minutes or less. less. What was going on? I'm not going to break down the movie a two minutes or less, but if you're saying the movie was garbage because you didn't understand it, maybe you need to watch it, re-watch it. Wow. What movie is this?

I just got slapped. I just got slapped, Nez. Because you can't tell me after watching men one time that you totally understood what the movie was about. No, I made up my own story for men. Remember about the green man? And it made sense to me.

and I loved it. Are you going to make me watch this movie again? I didn't make you watch it the first time. I just said it was a... No, you did. You did make me watch it. You told me it was fucking folk horror. It was a good movie.

Was it not folk horror? It was folk-hore? It was folk-hore. Just because you went back to a little fucking... All right, hold on, hold on. Was it good? You're calling it... No, it was garbage.

I thought it was decent for what it was for a... for a straight to Hulu movie that I knew nothing about, I thought it was decent. Okay. And I said you can do a double feature. It's not even the same movie. I didn't see that either. And it was great. Hellraiser was a great folk war movie.

By the way, I got into an argument with Chad C tonight who hated Hellraiser. So there you go. I didn't see it yet. Hold on. We're not going to say anything about Hellraiser. I'm just telling you, dude, that I don't understand what was going into the village. Why do you call it a folk horror?

maybe just simply because you're saying because she went back to an English village and her mother was like they were second on her teats and some kind of weird black goop was coming out and covering all these old weird people they were praying to some ancient they were praying to some ancient thing okay for folk horror okay so can we at least agree that there can be folk horror done I think I think the internet was fair to cut you out right there I love it. All right. Afflicted with a mysterious disease after surviving an overdose.

A woman returns to her childhood home to confront her personal demons but instead discovers a real one. All right, everyone. For those you that you didn't know what this movie was about because I had no idea. That's not this movie, though. You just described a completely different plot line. No. What are you talking about? Lance was glancing up at the movie every now and then and that's what he got.

Well, Brian, you know what I like. Well, I like it. Okay, did you like, did you like men? I haven't seen that yet. The movie. The movie. I like men. Okay.

Do you like The Witcher, or the, what, the Wicker Man, I mean? That's one. The original. The original. The one with the Dracula? Yeah. Of course. Yes.

Yes. I haven't seen it a while, but it was, I didn't hate it. I hated the remake. I would definitely put this. in that class. I'm not saying it's as good as those movies. I just said. I love the way Brian backs up. I'm not

I'm not saying it's as good as those movies. Was it better than an amusement park? It is head and shoulders above that movie. I had to watch that movie again after I did after I did the show on it. And he probably liked it less.

I got what they were trying to say. Yeah. But I mean, It was George A. Romero, he just directed it. He didn't write it or anything. You think he really did, though, or you think somebody else made it? No, I think he was just taking a job. Yeah, he just did the job. It is what it is.

Whoever he made it for us was like, nah, this is no good. That's why they shelved it for so long. I mean, I understood. I didn't get it the first time. I was like, what the hell is going on? I was like, why are they making you take an eye test to ride a, the bumper cars. That's what I was like, what's happening here?

I'm glad it was only like less than an hour, but I had to re-watch it. All right. Well, Brian, don't worry. Don't fret. It's not going to be on my bottom 10. It wasn't that bad. I'm just saying it's my not-so-cool of the week. That's all. And all I was saying was

giving another shot? No, all I said was you like folk horror. you liked the movie men I like the movie men. I love the movie man. I thought you would enjoy it. I love the Wicterman. But apparently you have a bar

super high. Or maybe super low, right? Everybody has their own opinion, right? I don't think you're going to super low. Just on this fucking talk, dude, and this back and forth, I am going to watch it again. I don't have to read it. I am going to watch it again.

to give it a second. No, it's not subtitled. It's not subtitled, man. And the movie was like an hour and 20 minutes. Yes, it looked. The runtime is not very long. Yeah, it's an hour and 20 minutes of torture. But that's cool, man.

I'll try it again, Brian. I will. Speaking of torture. Yeah. I love it. We love, we both love it. See, that's one thing, Brian, and I can't agree on. Yeah, we love to smile.

We came together. They were agreeing on that one. Yeah, I like that. And I've seen it twice now in the theater. So are we moving on? What's next? Horror headlines brought to you by Brian? Let's start with a couple of cancellations from...

What? What? What? What was that, Lance? I said, what are we talking? Black Adam Park 2? I don't know, but you need to get your money back for that Wi-Fi. Damn, man.

Why would Black Adam 2 be canceled? See, setting that bar too high already. You haven't even seen Black Adam. I'm already jumping. I'm already jumping ahead. You're right. Go ahead. Let's see.

Westworld's canceled after four seasons. Good. I only saw the first season. Yeah, me too. Well, I started the second, and it lost me. So I'm fine with that. Let's see. Oh, I didn't do my streaming picks here.

Currently, if you have Hulu, you can watch David Cronenberg's Crimes of the Future. The Brue. The Brood? You might not need to watch that movie. That's a good one, though, Brian. That's a good movie. Yeah, but you didn't understand everything about that movie the first time. Absolutely not, which is part of what I kind of loved about it.

we had to talk through it talk it out to get it and by the time you're hearing this episode don't worry darling will be streaming on HBO Max wow okay the

Black Widow sister in oh that's oh that's coming on there already good all right I wanted to see that the movie what's his name got spat on at the red carpet

allegedly allegedly oh this is the one when she had to take over and direct it because Olivia Wilde was out there banging Thanos's brother right yeah

spoiler alert if you guys didn't see Eternals you should have let's see Netflix is the Sandman's renewed for a second season it doesn't surprise I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard a lot of good things.

So it doesn't surprise me. They renew that one. Is that a, what's his name? Nez, have you seen it? Is that, what's his name? Comic book? Amanda Palmer's husband or ex-husband? Baby Daddy.

Neil Gaiman? Yeah, him. Yeah. All right. He was cool. Me and Theo met him one year, like Comic-Con. Was he really quiet or was he pretty outgoing? He came walking out of the restaurant by himself

And Theo was like, oh my God Theo ran up and asked him about something. He recognized him right away, huh? Yeah, I said, where's Amanda at? He goes, oh, she's on tour. I went, oh, okay, I just wanted to meet his wife. Well, his wife at the time. Right.

Let's see. Scream 6 moves its release date up from, I believe it was March 30th or near the end of March to March 10th. So we could see the new screen movie a lot quicker than originally planned. Wow, I can't believe that was this year. It was. The new one came out.

Wow. That was the first movie on my list. Yeah, it's been a long year, boys and girls. It was the first movie I saw of 2022. Me too, I think, man. I want to say it was the first movie I went to to the theater. to see something, I think. I can't remember. I remember wearing a mask and all that. I remember that.

Right. I still wear mine when I go to the movies. HBO's The Last of Us officially gets a release date of January 15th. Have you played that game? I didn't play it a video game and I don't know. I tried video games. I'm not, I don't have enough patience. I bought it and I tried it

Yeah I just I couldn't If you can't kill on skateboard I don't want to play it Let's see Lapita Nyango Has joined the cast of Acquire Place's

Prequel movie Acquire Place Day 1 Day 1 Much more of that story They need to tell us That is his favorite franchise Yeah we gotta We gotta know how it all

started, Danes. We saw it already. They came out of the sky and started killing everyone. All right. That's what I wanted. And you got it. So you're good, right? We got like a second of it. They got to milk it for as much as they can. Oh, man. I wanted to see them come in and recab it and killing everyone. But hopefully that's what we get in this day one. So I have high hopes for it. Lance, our boy Mads Mikkelson, is set to star in Brian Fuller's next

horror movie called Dust Bunnies. Huh. I believe it's basically like a creature under the bed type movie. That sounds weird. Brian Fuller's talented, but probably he can make something out of it, right?

Hannibal creator and Hannibal are reuniting to do something, so speaking of which, when you're free, man. I'm free for the rest of 2022. Okay. Yeah, what's up with that, man?

Paying and I'm not even getting it. Yeah, kind of like our fanatic YouTube video we were supposed to do a year ago. Well, we agree we should all do that together in Texas. True, true.

Okay. I'm going to be a audience. You're going to get... We didn't say. say we were going to do them sober. I'm a party and I'm going to be on the mic at Scareoki, so everyone will be there. You'll be at the ginger weed

man filming with free beer and shit, right? Oh yeah, man, you guys did me dirty. I had to sit there and drink by myself. I wasn't there that year, so. Can't blame right. Two more stories here. All right. Netflix has

greenlit the Witcher for season four, but Henry Cavill is out. Liam interesting Liam the fuck is his name no uh Thor's brother okay

Liam Liam Hemshworth okay is replacing him and the weirdest fucking casting that I've ever heard he looks nothing like Henry Cavill that sounds kind of bizarre dude but I gave up on that dude I read I even read two of the books

actually I read three of the books and I could not get it in and from what I understand or what I understand Henry Cavill wanted to do because he this is kind of going into the D.C. news.

James Gunn is now running creatively DC and they're doing a Man of Steel sequel. Okay. And a lot of people think Henry Cabo left

the Witcher to do the next Superman movie, but it's coming out that he wanted to do both. And I think he was kind of given the ultimate yeah

so sure and he's super passionate about Superman playing Superman so with or without a mustache well

I'm excited with this James Gunn announcement he's a super creative guy I think I pretty much I don't think there's anything I've seen of his that I've not liked and they're giving him creative control of the DC

universe as far as the film so cool yeah it sounds like a good call he he needs to give us another bright burn was that what it was called yeah yeah they can they can put him in the DC universe right well I mean give us another movie of that

right I mean he I don't know you never know I mean he's he's got the real Superman now to to work with. Maybe we'll get, maybe we'll, well, we can have Bizarro.

Ah, okay. Yeah. The rest of the guys are the rest of these guys are cosplayers. I don't agree with that. Like Batman, the real Batman passed away.

The rest of the real bad man. Yeah, the real Batman passed away. The real James Bond is still hanging in there. Yeah. Am I right, Niz? No, the real James. Bond passed away, rest in peace

for Roger Moore. I don't agree with that either. I agree with it. Speaking of James Bond, speaking of James Bond, I went and watched the two Timothy Dalton ones. I love that first one. I think it was just because

I just had all the Roger Moore movies and then they did this new guy, which I didn't even know who he was. They were actually all. right. They're goofy and everything, but they were... He sleds in a cello case down the hill, shooting at people.

That's why I love that movie. He's fucking ridiculous. One of the bad guys dresses up like a milkman and has exploding milk bottles. How do you not love that? Jesus Christ. I know...

It sounds like Austin Powers. Even the Sean Carnery ones. The Sean Carrey ones? Right. As goofy as those movies are, the Roger Moore movies and the two Timothy Dalton. I think it got started to get serious when Remington Steel took over. And then it got really serious once Daniel Craig stepped into it. Got dark, huh?

It didn't stay that serious because wasn't he like surfing in one of those movies? Like down a hill or something like that? You're talking about it? No, but it wasn't as goofy. surfing in the snow? It wasn't as goofy and racist than some of the earlier films. All right.

Well. All right. Final story. It's fitting that Nez, you're on this episode. Peacock, Brian Fuller, A-24 are doing Friday the 13th prequel series called Crystal Lake.

I heard about this. I know you're probably more in tune with it than I am. I know initially they didn't report all the facts so a lot of people thought there wasn't going to be able to use adult Jason the mask, you know other aspects

that has since came out that this show will have the ability to use whatever they want to use. If they use there was no hockey mask boys and girls. I didn't come out until later, way later. if they're going to do the if they do i don't know how they're going to do it and how how this is going

be a series i all i can see it i can see it as mrs warhees pamela vorhees i all i see it as her being the cook jason getting teased and drowns then her starting to because if you guys remember in the first film they that the truck driver started rambling off the years of when bad things were happening. The water went bad. There was a fire. There was murders and this and that. So I assume we're going to get those stories.

Yeah, from what I understand, you're correct about getting all that. I think Brian Fuller said, we're going to get all that. And also in the first season, it's essentially going to lead up to what the first movie was. But then... It could be good. It could be good. It depends on how it's written, right? It could be a good mystery series.

I mean, because we really don't... Some people, some... A lot of people don't even know who Mrs. Voorhees is. They just... Do you think prior to 13? Yeah. They think they think of the older movies, right? They just think Jason.

Hockey mask and... Yeah, that's all they think of. I mean... So, I mean, I'm... I'm in... in, I'm in for it, I'll watch it, just get good actors and give us a good story. I don't care if we don't get the hockey mask, unless we see Jason in the first episode, then he has a flashback to when the kids were mean to him.

That's the only way I can see them fit in the hockey mask getting into it. Or I don't know, maybe someone, hey, is wearing a hockey mask, but doesn't just more of an an Easter egg type of thing. I don't know. I mean, there's a lot. So I don't, I don't really know. We know the backstory,

but they're going to take it and then they're going to stretch it out and give us a series. I mean, please, whoever's doing this, don't make each episode a half hour. Yeah, as long as they don't see W it, right? And make it 24 episodes of season. That's not my mom.

I'm not cool with it. I think it'll be. I think it'll be the typical amount of episodes. And then I also think I read something about Brian Fuller said, because he was the creator of the Hannibal series. He said the production value is going to be higher than what they did on Hannibal. So I guess we don't have to worry about it looking cheap or anything. So they got the –

Sure. Me and Lance have been going through the Hannibal episodes, and we both bring that production prize top. You and the other patrons don't know, but Hannibal looks great. Brian and I know it. Well, they better not be cheap. They're taking my money every month. Yeah.

No, not you guys. Peacock. I'm talking about peacock. No, that too. No, I'm talking about peacock. They better not half-ass the series. Man, you're taking my money every month. I don't think they will, man.

So with them saying that production is going to, be production value is going to be higher than what it was on Hannibal Brian Fuller involved the use of whatever they want from the franchise. A24 I don't necessarily like all A24

films but I will say they're all they all look great as far as production so and then Peacock's going to throw money at this because they're you know it's a street war so I'm in holy shit

I'm in on this a Christmas story Christmas. You didn't know about that? No. With the original actor coming back? Yeah, all of them. You got Scott Fargus. He's coming back.

Scott Schwartz. What the fuck are you talking about, dude? You're looking on the Peacock website or what? It's HBO Max thing. HBO Max. Oh, my God. All his friends. His friends that were an original one.

Yeah, Christmas Story Christmas. You didn't know about this? No. Oh, my God. I saw it. I said, is that, Ralphie? It is. Peter Billensley, he's coming back.

Officer Scott Farkis. He's in it. No Grover-Dill. I don't see his name on here. But, gee, yeah, the two kids, I mean, a little porn star, Scott Schwartz, he's coming back. And his other little buddy, R.D. Robb,

the one that was making out with Marshall Brady and the Brady bunch of him. And she took off when some. something came up. But, all right, I'm in on this. Don't ruin it like they did with Christmas Story 2 and all that other crap. You're not supposed to think of those when you see this one. I'd say, sorry everyone, I'm supposed to be talking horror, but no, man, I'm all in on this.

I watched the trailer later. Well, Lance stepped away for a second, so I guess we'll just... Next week is when this comes out. Yeah. All right, Brian. We're going to have to do 12 days of Christmas. All right. We're doing this one.

I'm good with it. We might have to go back to Black Christmas. All right, Lance. You ready for the trailer park? Yeah, there's all kinds of chaos going on over here because of the Astros game. And there's only two of us here, just me and my brother. But this motherfucker's over here acting like they've already won the World Series. Have they?

Is it over? I guess Philip will let us know, right? Um, yeah, trailer park, baby. Bring us the big, the small and the very, very weird, Brian. What's our first one? It's over. Four to one. Okay.

That's it. We're all champions. Astros. Apologize if Philip jumps on here screaming. I hope he does. I hope he does. The cheaters are the, uh, world series champions. There you go.

I'm sure some of you agree with me. But if you don't, the teams are cheaters. Did they cheat this year, though? I don't know. The point is if you're a cheater, you're always a cheater, yeah. All right. So. It's only cheating if you get caught. Brian, I think you've got some trailers for us tonight, man.

Yeah, unfortunately, it's been a long week. I didn't really have time to go through all the trailers, but we do have one. All right. It's a new independent, uh, werewolf film titled the Forest Hills. Okay. I don't get the werewolf part. We're back to the goddamn argument Again, about you calling that one movie

Folk Horror. This did not look like a war-up film, dude. This looked like complete hot garbage. See, did you send the trailer? Not to over you. You didn't even see the movie and you're calling it garbage.

Your fucking bar is too high. What's the movie called? The Forest Hills. Okay. I'm going to say olive oil. looks like she's about 90 years old. Okay. Boom.

She might be 90 years old. All right. I just kicked your mic away. Hold on. All right. Let me get through the... We'll gather it up so you can talk. Let me get through the synopsis.

A man is tormented by nightmares of visions after enduring head trauma while camping in the Tapsco. This star is... Shelly Duval. Yes, that's Shelly Duval. from Suburban Commando. Right, right. The great...

Olive oil? What the point is she had trauma have to do with being a werewolf, dude? Come on. Let me finish... You're killing me, Brian. You're killing me. Got to support this

because the great Miss D. Wallace is in the movie. Yes. And Eddie Furlong. She's the only person that looks like she's worth the fuck that's in it. Eddie Furlong's come and gone, baby. Terminator, too, got dropped in fresh.

I'm not going to read the cast list, because there are people that are in this movie that are actually listeners of our show. Friends of the show and listeners. And you just said their movie was garbage. Okay, cool. Well, I don't know who these people are, but I'm going to watch it because Eddie Furlong. This is written and directed by Scott Goldberg. Kevin, are you putting me on right now? You really did this dude so as a nasty talent.

seriously. He does, man. I met him at a con. He was he was hell of cool. That doesn't make him a good actor. Yeah, he is. He's a good actor. He's been in some good movies when he was younger. He just had a rough adulthood. Yeah. I think he had a rough childhood and adulthood,

didn't he? He did have his own personal Terminator for a little bit. So, yeah, monkey Brewster. Lance, we'll start with you, Lance. Why do you think this movie is garbage.

It just looked all kidding aside, man. It just looked cheap. It's just like a bad trailer. And I don't know if it's because I've got a whole bunch of stuff going on over here with people yelling about the goddamn Astros winning and this and that and the other. But it just, it looked incredibly cheap to me.

I love C&D Wallace. She excites me every time I see her. She looks 40 years younger than Shelley DeValle. So your problem with the movie is that, there's not enough in the budget. You know what? If I could see the movie, I probably might have a different opinion, but I'm

not infatuated with the trailer. How about that? I know you're not a wrestling fan, but Ness will get this one. I think you should be in the tag team. There was a tag team called the bar. I'm down, dude. When are we going to do this? Are we going to do this in the wrestling

returns or what? You set the bar super high. I think. I'm down. Dude, when are we going to do this? I don't know. What do we talk? A wrestling for a special episode, right? Well, I'm in.

I just watched the trailer. Ness is in. He loves it. I know. Ness is our fucking special guest tonight. It's the Patriot, Patreon, and this is his show. So if he says the trailer's good, I'm going to watch the goddamn movie. Fuck it.

I'm in. The trailer looked all right. But as far as cheap, no, they had a budget. in this. I didn't see any werewolves in there. It was. Okay. All right. And you see the transformation when that guy's hand looks like

how it looked in the American Warwolf and London. American Werewolf? All right. I'm in then. I'll give it to try. You dismissed this movie or this trailer like 10 seconds in. Yeah. I'm still I still am. I still am at this point but since you're going to make us watch it anyway

let's talk after we've seen it. How about that? I have never made anybody watch anything. When is this coming out? Nobody said. All right. What's the next trailer? Give us something good. Give us a cabinet of curiosity season two or something.

Come on. No, that's the only trailer. God damn it. An independent werewolf film starring a couple horror icons. That happened to be friends of the show. well I hope Shelly Duvall's friend on the show Eddie Furlong

She heard that she said she looked 90 years old Oh man dude All right Eddie Furlong if you're listening Come on the show After this movie comes out I guarantee you If he hears you reach out to him

He will Because that motherfucker's got nothing going on Right now God damn All right well I'm watch I'm watch Let me click on Eddie Furlar.

I bet you he's got projects coming out. And he'll never come on the horror returns after that. God, damn, Ralphie looks old. Yeah? And he's got a... Well, we all get old. We all get old, man. I think he's got a wig on.

Even olive oil. Even olive oil gets old, right? Yeah, olive looks pretty rough. Hey, Dee Wallace looks great, though, right? For her age. He has to agree. Always looks great. She looked good in Jeepers Creepers, that last one.

If you guys haven't seen that yet. Oh, I haven't seen that. I heard bad things. But I'll see it just for her. I'll see it just for her. She's only in like the first few minutes. Her and Sergeant Sykes from Alien Nation, the TV show. Jeepers, Creepers Reborn is one of those movies that convinces me I can go make my own movie.

Oh, dude. I'm moving. I'm only look. Brian, I've only heard bad things, man. Trash. Can we say garbage? Or y'all told me I'm foreboden for saying garbage. So what word are we going to use?

You can say garbage if you've seen the movie. All right. Can we get on to feedback? Because we have a shitload. I don't want to get the feedback. Remember we didn't do feedback. But we didn't do feedback last week. So we have like one, two, three, four.

five, six, seven. God damn. All right. Go ahead, Brian. I'm sorry. All right. I digress. I digress.

Yeah, let's get the feedback. Support independent horror films. We have some good. I love supporting independent horror films, dude. This just didn't catch me. I know what? Well, I mean, you know what? Sometimes somebody watches a trailer and they enjoy it.

And sometimes they watch it and they think it looks like trash. So prove me wrong Like that meme One man's trash is another man's treasure Very true Very true man All right Feedback

Yes please Feedback All right Let's go to the podcast spotlight First Is that cool with you guys No No

Yes All right This is not garbage Okay I guarantee you This is not garbage. This week, the podcast spotlight shines on the witchery podcast, not to be confused of the witcher. No.

Or Superman without a mustache or whatever you want to call it. Sometimes the truth really is stranger and spookier than fiction. Sometimes the story behind the scenes is more thrilling than the director's cut. Join us as we dive into some of the best horror films and discuss the inspiration behind the movie. And in some cases, the creepy stories connected to them. Give them a listen. So have you heard this one, Brian, at all? Yes, I have.

I listened to the last couple episodes. They actually did an episode on The Witcher. And the last episode they did was on the original, what is it? What's the West Craven movie? The Hills Have Eyes. Yes. Okay, the Hills Have Eyes. And they are very informative.

I did not know that West Craven drew from, and a story that might be actually true, inspiration from back in the day, I believe Scotland or Ireland, one of those countries, there was a family that lived in the mountains that were cannibals. No shit. Okay.

I didn't know that either. Yeah, very, very factual podcast. very entertaining and yep it's just another podcast I got to add to the rotation so great job the witchery

witchery I don't know if they're weekly or biweekly so I think they just I'm thinking they just drop episodes when they can so which is kind of what we've been

well no not what we've been doing lately on Patreon exclusive because we haven't done anything yet, so. Oh, we've done something. We just ain't dropped it. Yeah, no, man. All right, cool.

It's going to happen this month, right? Guarantee. There's going to be some, everyone. Brian and I are going to do some. Oh, nice, nice. I will listen to every fucking one. I don't know what it is. Guarantee.

Because I'm, because I'm, no, I'm not a patron. Lonnie Langston is, but I know him really well. Ooh. So, uh, Lonnie Langston. Oh, God, I picked all the musicals. Okay. Speaking of musicals. Speaking of musicals, or not. Oh, fuck. We got to finish Marcus Will Turner's 31 days, guys.

We got two weeks to catch up on. So you're ready to chime in on some movies? Really quick. Listen to Talk Scary to me. I don't know if you guys ever spotlighted that one before, dude. Yes, absolutely. Man, sound like Jamie Lee did them dirty, but... At the red carpet. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. I don't know who you are, and I never seen those movies. I... Before we get to a rest of the list of feedback, I did not know that they have never really even met. Daniel Harris and Jamie Lee Curtis. I was in my mind them being a part of the Halloween franchise. Yeah.

Yeah. But they have never really met. And then, yeah, it didn't really sound like their interaction at the red carpet was very nice. Yeah. Jamie Lee's. You can hear, you can listen to things and hear him different ways, though, you know? Maybe she didn't mean that. I can't believe Jamie Lee Curtis would be a bitch to somebody, you know?

I don't, I don't know. I don't know any of them. But maybe she didn't like the storyline of Lori having a daughter. You know what? Everything's been reccom by now so much, it doesn't matter, does it? Yeah. You know, now you've got the little kid that's being groomed by Michael Myers but didn't actually end up doing anything and died, but you don't want to move on?

Because I don't want to talk Halloween ends. That's, again, bottom one for me. But, all right. Okay, so Marcus Will Turner has been turning in his. 31 to take a minute. So let's start with number 20. If you guys want to chime in, that would be great. How have you guys thought of these movies?

But have you guys both seen The Lodge? Yes. It was all right. All right. Well, here's what Marcus said. Unsettling and depressing on a near cosmic level. Depressing, yes. That's fucking same one.

I thought it was a great uplifting Christmas movie. Oh, for fuck sake. This relentlessly chilling Chelly Endeavour focuses on not only the increasing unease of its snowy setting, but the humane and inhumane performances that are brought forward in all their glory.

Sounds like he enjoyed it. You guys weren't too impressed, huh? Marcus. Marcus, man. Sorry, Marcus, Will Turner, if you didn't hear any of that. We didn't hear it either. Yeah, no, no, no, no. I guarantee he's listening.

And every year he gives us his... No, we didn't hear you. 31 days. We didn't hear you at all. I enjoyed ish. I don't think he hears us. Do you hear us? Are we at that point now?

We didn't hear anything you said when you started reading what he said. Ouch. All right. Let's move on to number 21. You guys ready? Sorry, Marcus. All kidding aside, is my Wi-Fi that bad? It's good now.

Go. Yeah. If either one of you guys have this. email y'all can you all can read them if your reception's better oh go go um okay it helped me right is that fair enough you missed your chance I should have went when I said but yeah this next one's a fun movie to talk about guys it's it's a dash dash cam does anybody remember dash cam I remember Dash cam. That movie was awesome.

Let's see what, let's see what Marcus thought about it. This is what... It's pretty simple here, guys. This is what happens when you let and this is what happens when Rob Savage. Am I fading out? Yes. Yes. Can you all hear me?

All right. This is... Take over, Brian. This is what happened. Brian, take over. I'm in the middle of nowhere in Kansas City. Can you worry? Brian, or just listen. I can hear you guys fucking perfectly. This is what happens when...

This is what happens when you let... Yes, this is what happens when you let... Wait a minute, am I? Yeah, I'm on. This is what happens when you like... It sounds great, dude. Annie Hardy went to your life. Yep, and this is what happens when Rob Savage is given a chance to show what... How do you?

say this word? Anarch? Anarch. Panamonium looks like. Anarchic. Anarchic. Coming from the American. Looks like

whenever whether you like the sub to whether you like and subscribe or just block the damn thing. All right. I like this movie. I know I've listened to a lot of people review it

and saying how much they hated it, only because sure of the way she was um do i like to have the shit she was saying no but it's free to do whatever you want especially on the internet especially with your videos um i laughed at all the shit she was saying it just made me laugh i didn't i can care less on what people think but it was funny i liked it um i think it made that movie that much better with all the crap she was saying and how much of a fucking idiot she'd be as believing all that shit

but I think it was something new unless you guys have seen another person like this that bad in a movie right to carry it on and I loved because when all the shit was going bad she still felt the same way it didn't change her mind at all

but for a little found footage film I liked it I thought the effects were good. Yeah. The ending was crazy and I just, I loved it. I thought it was an awesome film. I did, I didn't love it.

I hated her, but I kind of enjoyed the movie. Oh, man. Just for the way it was filmed. What about you, Brian? I had fun with it. I think she did what she needed to do in the movie. I think I felt what I was supposed to feel watching it. And at a certain point in the movie,

movie it just it just ramps up and it's just full on from there so it seems like a lot of people got turned off just because of her opinion on what she think and how she thought about the world is what was going on at that time so because a lot of people that have seen this one of my buddies was like i turned it off i couldn't i couldn't handle her yeah i mean i i didn't Again, I didn't like the shit she was saying, but I wanted to see where this was going. I wanted to see what was going to happen. But, I mean, in the end, when the movie was over, I was like, damn, that was a good movie. So, but I think I stuck around with it because everyone, reviewers that I was watching were saying they had to stop it and come back to it.

And I get why they all stopped it. They didn't stop it because they didn't like the movie. They just didn't like her. So, but, I mean, we all know somebody like her. So let me just live your life. But what's the next one? Midnight. Can you all hear me?

Yeah. Go for it. All right. Number 22. Midnight. Silence is golden. It's also a vulnerability, a strength, a manipulation, and a reason to pick up sign language classes, as well as sturdy running shoes in writer, director Kwan O Singh's,

Potently stylish and riveting debut feature. My first venture in Korean horror this month, long overdue. I have never seen this movie. Have you guys? I don't think I know what it is. No. The sadness is awesome. But I don't think it was Korean. I think it was Taiwanese, actually. Is this the guy that was in, uh, trained to Busan?

Possibly. Possibly. If somebody wants to read the next I'll look it up No this is the guy This is the guy's Squid Game I definitely have not seen this movie I don't have hit right there

He was in Squid Game right before Or right after this Right after this movie Yeah And it Looks like the director has done nothing else So What is what is this on?

I need to see it now all right while you look that up uh do number 23 crimes of the future bottom line while this may be one of cronenberg's weaker fairs one that leaves march open and closed in the same accord there's still no design denying the harsh beauty and complexities abound the themes and elements of evolution consciousness pain sexuality sensuality technological domination voyeurism was that

masochism masochism can't read you artistic utterance and of course body horror make it a curiosity to be experienced wherever you're a fan of his dynamic works or not

and if you're lucky it does possess something worthwhile to pick apart and see how it holds together. Scalp and fetish not required. Okay. I'm going to, Marcus, I'm talking to you directly right now. I'm going to totally fucking disagree with you, brother. This is one in my top ten for sure. This is an awesome movie.

This is my favorite Cronenberg movie since The Fly, and you guys know I've had a lot of bad things to say about Cronenberg. Don't take that shit, Marcus. Did you see the brood? Nope. Should I? Yeah, you should. great. Is it good? Okay.

You should watch it. Yeah. What is it from like 1972 or something or what? 80 something. Okay. All right. So still pre-fly Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. I'll stick with my original argument. This is my favorite this is my favorite Kronoberg movie since the fly. Well, we all know you don't like David when you said his son's a better director after one movie. You didn't like Scanners?

Two movies, sir. Scanners is good. Scanners is good. Scanners you didn't like? I don't know, man. He's got a lot of movies. I like video drone. Video drum. Those were all before the fly, though, man. But you're like making this, this is this best movie ever made. It's been to fly since the fly. This is his best movie since the fly.

In my humble opinion. Okay, here's doing the next one. I'll jump in and do another one. Number 24, malignant. James Wan conducted one of the most perplexing symphonies of fright to come out in a while. While it may be cancerous to some, let's see what you did there, Marker. It was certainly music to plenty of others, such as the hypnotically infectious nature of this devious, malviolent

treat. I like malignant. I don't think I would have liked it as much. It was hell of good. There's that bar again. I don't think I would have liked it as much as if we didn't have that jailhouse scene that just went completely. Oh, yeah.

That shit crazy. That shit crazy and started to fight everybody. All right. Who's got the next one? I can try it. Can you all hear me? Yep, do it now. Well, we got you. Because this is one I really, really, really want to see, too.

Okay, this is a garrant. This is called Salum or Salam or but Marcus, you're going to have to help me out here. Salum, let's just call it Saloon. A ludicrous. I love this fucking description. A ludicrous yet flavorful combination of genres ranging from supernatural,

crime thriller, revenge tale, and revisionist history to fucking spaghetti western, for fuck's sake. Creature Feature and Thrifty Drama. This tart amalgamation from writer-director Jean-Luc Herbalot plays out like a race to the finish line on which genre can reign supreme within the story. After hearing that description, can you guys not watch this movie? It's in my cue.

I've seen it on shutters, so, and I've heard it's out there, right? It's streaming. Yeah, it's on shutter. The action and adventure sci-fi film? Dude, they don't know how to describe it. The posters, what, like somebody holding a gun with a glove on their hand or something like that. Oh, that's not what I looked up. It's like a bizarre.

Oh, I spelled it wrong. Let me look it up. I spelled it wrong. S-A-L-U-M, I think. It looks. Super bizarre, man. It's definitely got my attention. I typed in

S-O-L-U-M, some sci-fi movie. Okay. S-A-L-O-U-M, dude. Yeah, that's it, man. No, I, S-O. Okay, but this looks fucking bizarre. And with that description, how could you not watch this movie, right? Yeah, I mean, we all have Shudder or AM-C-plus, so...

We're paying for it. We might as well use it. it right? Speaking of shutter. This is not shutter? Yeah, number 26. BHS 99. I didn't see it yet. All he has to say is be kind, rewind. I didn't see

yet. No spoilers. He just said be kind of rewind, Nez. I didn't even listen to a review, because I didn't see it yet. All right, Nez, you ready to hit us with number 27? Oh, fuck. Barbarian. Holy shit. Yes. One of the size of horror rat reads in the genre of horror. is, I need my glasses,

is for a project to execute tropes of clenches in a fresh, intriguing manner and actually present them while also fuck, wear my glasses, take over someone, I can't even see. Also, why expertly

deconstructing and rewriting them right before viewers' very eyes. It's also a rarity for a film's exposure and word amount to be right on the freaking money. Danny classes too. Yeah, to pull by that.

Well, believe the continuously building hype and then some, because this is by far one of the most wickedly unpredictable and observing thrill rides of the year. Yes. Couldn't agree more. This is terribly lives up to its phrase. It's word of mouth, its premise, and the territorial risk it takes. It's one of the best films in my horathon. and will definitely be on my best films of 2020. Yes.

List at the end of the year. Now go see it and thank me later. Yeah, man, this movie was fucking awesome. I think I saw it before you guys and I loved it. Yeah, absolutely. I'm so glad I saw it in the theater. So did I. It ain't my number one movie, but it's in the top five.

Yeah, I think it's top five for me too, man. Brian? If I had to make my list right now, yeah, I would definitely say top five. Okay. We're all in agreement. I want me to try the next one since I love this movie? Oh, wait, no. We're not to the one I love so much.

Okay. You want to try the next one, Niz? I love this movie. Orphan First Kill and Orphan. One Thing is for Certain in both films, Isabel Furman is a revelation? Is that what it is? Yep, yep. A diabolically male...

performance that gives many other devious kids showing a run for their money. I mean, yeah, she was a little kid in the first one, but I felt like a dirty old man. The second one. She carried both Phil's family and built up this absolute mess for anyone and everyone who crosses her past. She definitely grieved risked cunning, charm, and sadism to this little girl who got dealt in and what someone say this word you guys there

I think I oh who got dealt in insurmountably bad hand yeah bad hand in life decided to make life pay for it we can't agree pursued a family connections a place to belong and of course the big D there you go

these were fun these were both fun right yeah I love the first one because I didn't know anything about it. I didn't know the little twist at the end. And the second one, it was like, we already knew. I think how I looked at it was I like what I loved about it the most.

I think she's a beautiful young woman. She's a good actor. I liked how they filmed this movie because I was thinking, if this is a prequel, why are they still using her? because she's like way older now. She didn't even look like a little girl. But I think as the movie's going, you kind of just go with it and take it for what it was.

And it was better than I thought it was going to be. I really enjoyed that one. I mean, honestly, it's way better than it should be. I wasn't really, I was going to give it a chance, but I wasn't really into this movie. movie because of course, you know, the whole actress is a grown woman now, you know, how's this going to work out? But it, it, from what they

did with little camera tricks and, you know, people and, you know, heels and or whatever platform shoes. Right. Yeah, but also, you know, the furniture was a lot taller than it was, you know, they did what, yeah, they tried, you know, what they had to do to to make everything look the way it needed to be, and I commend them for that. And there was a

twist in the story that I wasn't really expecting to go. About halfway through the movie, too. You don't normally get a twist that early, so that's cool. And I ain't seen what's her name in anything in a while. Oh, yeah, the mom. Julia Stiles, is that her name? Yeah. She was in some dancing movie,

Save the Last Dance or whatever. Yeah, way back then. white girl goes to the hood and she's got to learn out of dance. Like breaking, if you guys ever seen that movie. Oh, God. She was no special K. Electric Googlers? Speaking of special K, she's coming to the action returns shortly.

Nice. Yeah. Hey, can I do the next one, guys? Can you all hear me? This movie is awesome. I don't care what Lance says. Go ahead. Ah, come on.

Let's not spoil anything yet. Come on, man. All right. I may give it a 10. Number 30, the black phone, this was definitely, Marcus says definitely, a call. I'm glad everyone involved decided to answer. Well, guess what, Marcus?

You were right. I did not answer this call. This movie was fucking bullshit. Don't take that shit, Marcus. No, don't take it. We back you up. Everybody go ahead and listen to me right now. This is going to be a bottom 10 for me.

if you're going to tell me you can take a piece of fucking the back of a toilet and break a brick wall with it or a concrete wall and escape out you know what can we let's just move on who's next it was it wasn't it was a wall that was replaced it was just still filled in sure yeah that's right it was probably made out of peanut butter nes it wasn't like like there was already broken before man all right who's who's next nope the perfect film to end though horrathon on and one of the best of the year totally agreed that fucking awesome masterpiece it was all right it was all right wasn't my wasn't my favorite locked combat with another movie for my top of the year what about you brian um the one thing that kind of without spoiling it that kind of holds it back is you know something that kind of looks like a hot air balloon

okay 99 luff balloons or what it was all right when we got to that was AJ's problem when we got to finally see it I just I was just kind of like okay

all right this is why okay real quick if I can interject this is why Philip should be on the show with us he is a UFOologist would anybody disagree with me on that that Phillips really into UFOs right

yeah Okay, so how do we know what an alien looks like, Brian? How do we know it doesn't look one way when it's moving across the sky? How do we know it looks like a hot air balloon? We don't know. That's the cool part about the baby. It's an alien. It's not from Earth.

I just mind. Do you know what nope stands for? Not of. Help me out here, Naz. Physical education. Planet or not. Planet Earth, God, damn it.

Not a planet Earth, but balloons are. I liked everybody in it. I liked the cinematography. I liked the score. I was just kind of disappointed. I was just kind of disappointed on

back when we everybody in it. Kiki Palmer could fucking quit acting for a I like Kiki Palmer for some reason. She's been in some great. movies this year, dude. I liked her. Was she the one in that one? I love her, man.

What was that movie that they ripped off the village from? Alice. No. Yes, Alice. I think it's called Alice, right? No. The one when she went back to like, I think it came out last year.

Antebellum. Was that her? No. Who she was? Damn, you know, Monnet. Oh, okay, yeah, I'm thinking of her. No, but Kikiie Palmer, I like that. You guys are destroying me right now, man. Kiki Palmer can get the fuck out of my movies.

How about that? You know what? I liked her. I've got no problems with her at all. I don't know if I've ever seen her in a movie that I haven't enjoyed. And that's going all the way back to one of Brian's favorite directors and writers. And that would, of course, be the genius who created Medea. and his name is what Brian help me out here

Denzo Washington I don't know where are we going with this yeah well I've lost okay so honestly guys the reason that Brian doesn't like her is because she played a young girl in

a Medea movie that is not why I think she's the big problem with Tyler Perry for whatever reason I respect Tyler Perry for everything. All right, hold, I got to step away for a minute. We had an Astro's celebration going on here.

I'll be right back. Y'all go ahead. Well, he's talking to you. Yeah. Well, fuck me. Yeah. Anyway. I don't like her because I think she's the definition of being extra in almost every movie she's in.

I have not liked her since she was in an Ice Cube football movie or she was the quarterback. Best movie she's done. Ice Cube football movie. Yeah. Sorry. We've all established that Brian hates Tyler Perry. No, you established that. All right.

What movie was that? I don't... I'm trying to... You're talking about Keep on her? She was in an Ice Cube football movie? She first showed up as a little girl that Medea... Okay, so Medea was in court, right? She gets in a lot of trouble.

Jesus. Fucking Christ, dude. She gets in a lot of trouble with the law. Who? What are we doing? She's in a where Keekekeke Homer stood up as the little girl that she had to adopt to take care of her. And Brian, that pisses Brian off because he hates that connection. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Yeah. What are you talking about? No, dude. That's your whole fucking problem. We are in the multiverse, man. I don't know what you're talking about. All right. Did other universe, Lance, come in on a whole other conversation?

I think so. All right. I don't know what you came from. You came out of nowhere. What I was just talking about? All right. I just know that Brian has got some serious problems here, man. All right.

Let's move on. This actress. Bonus. I don't know why. I don't know why. Halloween ends. How about that? Well, not a perfect film.

if flaws don't take away from the overall enjoyment factor. I had a blast, and if the box office success of this reboot is any indication, we're definitely getting another one of these sooner than we think. All I have to say is bring it on, because sometimes the basics is all you need. Happy freaking Halloween, everybody. We might disagree. Here, Marcus.

I'm all in, Marcus, you know another one. This is absolutely, this is absolutely my least favorite movie of the year. Not even. Not even. It's garbage. It's garbage. Are we ever using that word, Brian? Mm-hmm.

You know, what the hell? I was just thinking of one that was garbage this year. All right. I can't remember. I'll have to redo my list. Regarding Halloween 3, Zim Vader. No Michael Myers and no witches. It's like snakes on a plane without the snakes on a plane.

Still a classic, though. Well, Zim, Michael Myers is in the movie. If you really paid attention. But, yeah, this movie is fucking awesome. I love Halloween 3. There were no witches, though. It was witch masks, but there was no witches. Yeah, that's fair.

I don't know. Maybe if you read the book, I didn't read the novelization. Maybe they went into something. a little more. So I don't know, yeah, I don't know why they called it season of the witch. Right, right. But it was still an awesome movie. It doesn't make sense, the title.

Yeah, I believe you, brother, it's an awesome movie. Well, maybe they would have made it, like, the main villain was, like, descendant of witches, and he was like a warlock or something. All right. That would have made. Should have been season of the warlock. All right. What's the next one?

the Gould Kids Table podcast says thank you for sharing. Hope you enjoy the episode. You are definitely on the docket for me to listen to next. Nice. Regarding the Bloody Pit podcast, Rodney Barnett said, thank you for sharing, no problem.

Regarding Terror Fired 2, Gary Morrow Nick. Sorry if I pronounce her. We'll take that He says This little bitch is creepy

L-O-L I'm assuming The little girl clown From Terrifier 2 Is the only one I could think All right I hope she comes back Did you guys talk about it already We

Did really get in depth into it Okay Who was Who was able to see her Besides art Because I think the main actor was seen her at the end. And the boys saw her at the school.

Yeah, he was like a weirdo. We got to explore his character more even though Brian doesn't want to. But the boy that the boy. You said he didn't like it as an actor. Ooh. When did I say that? The little boy and a terror fire too. I hated that kid.

The Ness said that. Oh, that was Ness. Oh, okay. Sorry, sorry. I didn't hate his acting. I just hated the character. Yeah, I mean, you're in another. Fair enough.

You're in the multiverse somewhere. I'm out there, man. You're in Astroville. I think that's where Philip is. Did you like take a hit before you came back? One or seven? Okay, that explains it. I think the next terrifier movie,

I think we're going to get a little more backstory on who the kids' his father was, and I think that's going to make us understand why they were able to see what art was seeing, because I have a feeling that's all connected in some way. Makes sense. All right.

Let's see. Zim Vader, Halloween 3 commentary. Was a great listen. Hearing Philip talking about it reminded me he's so much of the first time I watched it, constantly trying to find the connection of Michael Myers. Yeah, that was Philip all the way. Too bad he's not on the show tonight.

He's partying. Maybe. He's outside shooting guns in the air. We are in Texas, Niz. That's why I said he's out there shooting guns in the air. Down in the Houston area. I'm sure you range of fans are mad. All right. Lastly, hello, I'm working on Girl at the Window from Aussie filmmaker Mark Hartley,

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the three horro classics. That's not how this was supposed to work, dude, but you can't hear me. I'm coming at you with three awesome films, one from the 80s, one from the 90s, and I believe one from the 2000s. Early 2000s, you got it, man. Early 2000s. And we are going to start off with the great classic 1980 classic. Christian McNichael and Tatum O'Neill Classic and Matt Dillon. Little Darling's

directed by Ron Maxwell also known for The Night the Lights went out in Georgia I think that was the one with Pony Boy Dalton and Is Jamie Lee Curtis in that one? Or am I thinking of...

I don't think I've seen it I remember hearing the title I don't think I've seen the movie I think that's the one I could be totally wrong boys and girls But anyway, little darlings is a trivia here? Oh, the trivia.

Wait, is this a trivia or is this the... Well, it's probably going to be a description and then the director and writer and the trivia, right? Oh, trivia is under it, okay. At Camp for the Summer Team, two teenage girls from a very different backgrounds face off and an unexpected contest. Streetwise Angel, Kristen McNichael,

comes from a poor neighborhood while naive Ferris Tatamo Neil Academy Award winner Tatam O'Neill has ever wanted for anything. Both girls are on the brink of womanhood and due to some intense peer pressure, they agreed to compete to see who can lose their virginity first. But their impressions of sex and love are challenged as they race towards adulthood. Who hasn't been there before, right? Yes. All right, boys and girls.

this was in a different time in the early 80s probably direct they probably made this film in 1979 or 78 I don't know yeah so just if you've seen this film again different times and even later on in a little bit of the 90s all right trivia Christian McNichael what's up rape is I didn't hear hear anything he said. Oh, it was rape. Oh,

her was rape. And that's not a good word. This is not going on you, too. Christy McNickel took up smoking. Chrissy McNickle took up smoking as part of the preparation for her role, but couldn't quit the habit. She was a regular smoker for nearly 10 years after finishing the movie. During production, Kristen McNickle was asked to leave

in McDonald's restaurant because she entered there on a skateboard. Hell yeah. There you go. We knew you'd like that one, Ness. Yes, little darlings. Before I give you my thoughts on it, what did you think of this, Lance? Or did you see this in the theater when it came out? Well, the problem is, can you hear me?

Yes. I can now. Go for it. No, you popped my cherry on this one, dude. On the first time, Naz. We didn't hear anything. You said to pop your cherry. Okay.

This was a first time watch. What? Come on. You didn't see this back then? Nope. Oh, man. But it, but it was fun.

It kind of had that meatballs, gaggy type feel to it. You know, summer camp fun. It was ite. Oh, man. It's not a classic, baby. Sorry.

Yes, this is. This is definitely. Thanks for bringing it to our attention. It was fun. This is a total classic, everybody. I had a huge crush on Christy McNickel going up. Between this and eight is enough. And even though she's proven to be a lesbian in real life,

I still have love. Yes, she was. I still have love for her, man. I don't remember her being an eight is enough. I know I don't have a chance with her. But I'm still, I'm still, uh, still got a crush on her to this day. She was in that show family. She wasn't an AID is enough.

All right. Thanks for correcting me. So that's my review. She was also an empty nest. Empty nest. That's what I was thinking of. God damn it. Thanks for set me straight, Brian.

That's far from AID is enough. All right. Is it on me next? Yeah. What do you think of this one? I have not seen this movie in almost 30 years, and it is exactly what I remember. You cannot do this movie now. This was another time, another place.

With that being said, I completely enjoyed it. It came out when they were doing all kinds of 80s. Teenage kids go to camp movies, and they're getting in all kinds of shenanigans. And, yeah, I enjoyed a christend. see McNickel, but I also enjoyed Tatum O'Neill. I thought she played that kind of rich girl type of character

really well. It did make me uncomfortable. A lot of her scenes with Armand Asante because I didn't quite remember how the movie went and I was kind of like, for a couple times I was like, are we about to go there?

You guys were really close in a lot of scenes and I don't think you're necessarily picking up what she's putting down because you're not reading the signs because you're not backing off. I love my boy Matt Dillon. He always shows up. It looks like he, as soon as he filmed this movie,

he went straight over to the outsiders with his character. Yeah, you can't do this story where basically it's these little teenage girls betting on who fucks first. You cannot do that story. about, but this just shows you that the 80s was just kind of like putting it all out there and I kind of respect that. You know, not the storyline, but the fact that they told this kind of story back then, you know, because, you know, it's what young people kind of go through, you know, trying to lose their

virginity and going through what they think they know, you know, young, young kids think they know it all and come to find out they don't really know shit, you know, especially how they're going about it. And that's crazy about the cigarette trivia, because she fucking was smoking a cigarette like every scene in this movie. Chain smoking big time, right? She was hosing them things down like it was nothing. I know, dude.

There was no scene that I saw her that she didn't have a cigarette. And then that, I don't know the actress or the character's name, but the one that was kind of the bitch of the movie. Yeah, the model. Yeah, she played that role perfectly because she made me feel exactly how I wanted to feel someone playing that character, and she got her come up and's at the end.

I like to have the little hippie girl clocked her. Yeah, sex in the city. The one from Sex in the City. Yeah, it's sunshine. So definitely enjoyed this rewatch. I'm definitely going to have to find out if it's on Blu-ray to add it to the collection. It's not. It's not.

I had to end up renting it on iTunes. Okay. Couldn't find it anywhere. Well, not that I spoke about it, I put it in the universe. So whoever wants to put out a Blu-ray, let's get that. Maybe Michael Felsher. Yep. That guy works on a lot of great Blu-rays coming out, so.

Yeah. Maybe not this. genre, but you never know. Well, I think the last time he was on, he talked about working on Hot Dog the movie. The skiing movie. Yeah, so he does other genres.

Right. There you go. You can get it on Laserdisc. You know, I'm kind of thinking about jumping into collecting Laserdisc. I'm never going to play them, but I've seen some out there and the artwork on some of laser disc are pretty cool.

The only one I want is Star Wars. The original, 77. When it was Star Wars before they ruined it with new open episode 4. Not Chapter 1, huh? No. And they put all the extra digital shit in there? I do, I want every format of Laserdisc of Star Wars, the first one.

But Little Darling's. I saw this back when it came out. I saw it at the drive-in. Uh, this is, this is a movie that made me fall in love with Christy McNickle. And I am going to meet her at the Albert Kirk at Comic Con in February of next year. So I'm really, really excited. I've hopefully, she has the picture of her riding the skateboard. If you look online, there's pictures of her riding skateboards. I want that and I want to have her sign it and hang it here in the studio.

Uh, Tatum O'Neill, she was cute. I was never really that into her. I loved her. As Amanda and Bad News Bears, she was badass. and that. Of course Matt Dillon, he's Randy, he's Dallas Winston, he's fucking awesome in this film.

With the feathered hair, I wanted my hair like that, but my hair wouldn't style that way. To be rough and tough in your Levi's and Angel, Christian McNichael and her Levi's denim jacket, awesome. Cinder, the

bitchy little model girl, we all know someone that way like that. For those of you that have gone this summer camp of course you want it to be like little darlings you want it to be like meatballs you don't want it to be like friday thirteenth and sleepaway camp but just good good description you want to go and have fun at summer camp and that's uh what these gals these young these young women were doing um yeah the subject matter is yeah you can't make this today it definitely you can't um yeah i felt even back then well, a nine years old when I first saw this.

I even I saw that that's wrong. I mean, Ferris is a little teenager and Amade Asante. Gary is a man. 40 year old guy at the time or whatever. It was difference between Angel and Randy. They were both pretty much the same age,

two teenagers. So there was no issue with that. It was just the issue of a young girl. What was she? 15? 14. I think they were supposed to They were both supposed to be 50. Yeah, because that whole scene when he comes to his cabin in the rain, and he's just like, he told people we were together.

I'm like, why are you not more angry about this? Yeah, he should have been really pissed off, huh? And that would have been no way. I mean, the police would have been there. Everybody would have been. Absolutely. I don't know if they were in the eddies. And then she hugs them and says, I love you.

I'm like, no, back up. Stop it off me. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't come here by yourself. Don't ever come to my cabin by yourself. Or much less go into the cabin when she was hanging out with him. Yeah, but apparently there was no repercussions because he's at the very end with his checklist telling everybody goodbye when they're going on the bus. Right.

So there was nothing there. But everybody in the film, I love every character. But Matt Dillon and Christy McNagher, but Matt Dillon and Christy McNeagher, the ones that stand out the most. But I liked what was going on. This is, I wish we would have had a more of a female perspective of this here tonight. Because do girls, do young girls talk, talk this way and act like that? Because of course, boys, of course.

We want to get laid. They're human. So, I mean, I'm sure we all have those thoughts. We want porkies. I grew up with some that were kind of like. this. Yeah, I mean, again, like we all grew up with someone. We grew up with an angel, a tough girl. We grew up with a ferris, a little rich girl. We-chain-smoking. Yeah, we grew up with a sunshine, the little hippie girl. We grew up with the chubby, of course. I thought my favorite part

is when they were trying to get rubbers when they went into that gas station. She took the whole thing off the wall. Yeah, the little girl in there, because she could fit in. She was trying to buy them, but couldn't and just kick the whole machine off the wall. That was great. I loved how they took it out into the woods to break it open. Quick little story. We broke the tampon machine off in the girls' bathroom, and we took it out. We took it out into the woods and broke it open and took all the money.

Jesus Christ, dude. We're youth, everybody. but that's what the when we did that that's what reminded me of this film but uh i've always loved this film i have it on DVD i wish out i wish they put it out on blu-ray but um i've i've always i've always loved this film um again chritsy mcnickel i still love her today uh even that even that movie her brother did jimmy mcnickel i can't remember what it was called something butcher maker or whatever. Well, it wasn't eight is enough.

I can guarantee you that. No. To see these young stars back then and then to see where they are now, I think the only one really in the spotlight is Matt Dillon. Amandestante's still out there doing it. Cynthia Nixon as well when they bring back Sex and City.

But I love this film. I thought it was cool, especially the style of the seven, obviously, obviously, late 70s when this one came out. But it was a good coming of age film talking about sex and everything. I mean, Angel was the only one that actually went through with it. So she let Randy smash. But she felt bad about it.

And then Ferris had to lie about it. So it was cool. Yeah. And when Cinder got knocked out by a. sunshine at the end. I thought that was awesome. I did like that storyline of Angel basically when she actually

did have sex, she turned around and like, no, this is not something I want to share with everybody. And then you got the other hand, you got a Tatum's character that was just kind of like so in love and in another world in her head with Armand Asante that she's just

like, no, we did do it. They learned some lessons, didn't they? She could have, she obviously didn't learn a lesson. She could have ruined this man's life. Well, now, but in the 80s, maybe not. I don't know. I see, I see what Angel was thinking. I mean, she wanted, she wanted the love.

She wanted the respect and everything. She just didn't want the wham-bam, thank you, sir. Her type of thing. I mean, Randy, he was a guy. He didn't care. and stick it wherever you can. Yeah, but you still kind of, you still got it kind of a little bit into his,

his character, because, you know, when she was talking about, I'm a virgin, it's my first time, and then he was just like, why didn't you just tell me that in the first place, you know? Yeah, because he, that first time when she got him out into that little cabin, and he was all drunk and passed out. So,

he must have been a lightweight. I loved that. She said, here, drink another one. Drink another one. She said, that was supposed to turn you on, not pass you out. That was a good line. I cannot hold his liquor. What,

he passed out of for like, what, a beer or two? Yeah, but he had the, he had the cigarettes rolled up in his sleeve,

so he was cool in that way, right? Yeah, he was cool. It was cool like that. I love the part when, when they first, when Angel and Randy meet

and they go, what's your name? Right. I mean, you want Angel. Don't let the name fool you. So much. Oh, yeah.

And that's a little poster, I think. It's like it says, they're little darlings, don't let the name fool you or something. Yep. But, yeah, this was a fun movie.

Yeah, I like, I like this movie. It was, it was, yeah, it's not horror. Maybe the subject matters in the horror part, but. It could be to the parents. That's for damn sure. That's right. Two 15-year-old girls. Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it is what it is, everyone. These are my picks. Everyone, why are you supposed to be talking about horror movies? No, I'm a Patreon. Subscribe. I'm going to pick what I want to pick. Absolutely. All right, boys and girls.

Moving on. But do we give our scores? Oh, go ahead. Lance seven Brian 8 10 for me

I love this now shout out christie mcnickel i love you Jesus Christi all right moving on all right more to come in

eight is enough right not christian mcichle not in eight is enough she was in family all right i love her she's a she's a skateboarder that's why i love her

and i knew you would that's why i put that trivia in there. All right, moving on to 1995, Clueless. Shallow, rich, and socially successful, Cher is at the top of her Beverly Hills High School's pecking scale, seeing herself as a matchmaker, share first coaxes as two teachers into dating each other.

All right, where did you get that from? All right, yeah, whatever. Cool. But yeah, directed by Amy Heckerling, also known for Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and look who's talking. Yeah, but clueless. While filming Ant Man, Paul Rudd, aka, what was his name in Halloween?

Tommy Wallace? Yeah. Yeah, Tommy Wallace. He was supposed to come back for the last one, or one of them, but he was filming Ant Man. Or no, Ghostbusters. Paul Rudd was mugged and had his backpack stolen, which held his script for the movie.

Wow, I didn't know that. Shouldn't have the script on you. Dan Hayter? That's um Share's dad Yeah He's the one I got

He was in Alien 4 Anyway considering this movie And his role One of his favorite filmmaking experiences All right That's good I thought he was raw

In this movie I got a 45 in a shovel I doubt anyone would miss you But Lance Clueless Lance is gone where is he? Well, Brian, clueless.

This is one of those iconic 90s classics, cult classics. A lot of lines came out of this movie. A lot of young talented. Well, now I won't say all of them were talented because Stacey Dash didn't really go on to do much after this. But there's a lot of that guy, people in this movie, when you watch it. and I just kind of like this whole aspect of looking looking at things from from the rich girl's side and she was she was rich but she was also I think she had a good good side to her she was very naive about everything especially about sex and not able to spot that the guy that she wants to lose a virginity to is gay yeah

yeah Christian is a cake boy a what Disco dancing Barbara Stratt and Ticky K. son of somebody Rest and peace of Britney Murphy. This is one of those movies. Like when I think about her, I go back to this.

The fuck, what is the guy's name? To rolling with my homies. That guy. Jeremy's sister. Yeah, he's always rolling with Elton. Yeah. Didn't he? He passed up on some major role. to do this

I don't I know I thought after this I think after this he turned out some major role because he thought his career was taken off after this he wasn't a good TV show that was on ABC but it didn't last very long because I liked it

plus he was in wrong turn the first one there was a show he was on it was on hmm Where is it? It was on ABC. He was like the dad.

I can't remember what the show was called. But he was really good in that. I believe somebody went to the bathroom. Yeah, I don't know what's going on over there. But overall, I have a lot of fun rewatching this movie. And this is probably Alicia's Silverstone's, what, most known movie outside of I was going to say probably would know her better

as a Batgirl from a bad man of Robin. No. The crush, man. That's that subject matters. Yeah. We talked about that one. Oh, yeah, we did.

Yeah, but Lance, what'd you think of Clueless? I didn't think I was going to like it. I really was expected to see. Is this your first time? Is your first watch? No, I've seen. it before, but I haven't seen it in probably 20 years or more, but I didn't think it was going to be my subject matter, but I don't know.

Cher's character, even though she's kind of like, you know, kind of dingy and kind of a dumb bat and, you know, really into fashion and really into all this other bullshit, just because that's the way she was raised. She was like super sweet, man. She really wanted to take care of this new girl that was in the school And she really wanted to take care of other people And I had a lot of respect for her, man I really enjoyed this movie This was so much more fun than I thought it was going to be And I'll tell you what, the young lady that played

What was her name, Ty? The one that came in from the other school? Whitney Murphy Yeah, that's incredibly sad Yeah, what happened to her, man Oh man I watched that documentary yeah yeah everybody did their role in the movie i know that the other young lady that um that that that

chair was best friends with i don't stacy dash is fucking wacky as hell now i know but i think she was like 30 years old at the time they filmed it or whatever like grease style where everybody was like super old compared to the role they were playing but they all they all did a good job man i i enjoy I've ever seen a video of Stacey Dash when she's reacting to DMX dying like a year later or something like that? Never, never seen it, man. She thought he was alive and I guess it was like almost a year after DMX passed and she just just found out somehow. She's supposed to be like this big DMX fan and she's like breaking down crying. So was she listening to his music and working out in the gym?

at the same time. I don't know. I don't know. I just, if you're such a big fan. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

No, I, I, Nez, this, this was a good one, dude. You picked a good one,

man. I always took a good one. She was an, not necessarily. She was an absolute sweetheart, dude. For somebody that was raised in that,

normally somebody who was raised like that would be a bitch and be like, felt like she was above everybody else. But she, all she wanted to do was help the other people and, you know, the new girl in school and stuff like that.

So this one kind of hit me in the fields a little bit. I enjoyed it. Okay. I have to ask the question because we're all fathers here. Right. Are you letting your daughter get with your ex-son-in-law or stepson or whatever he was? Brian, if it's Ant-Man, yes. I'm not to tell

Ant Man to stay the fuck away from my daughter You were calling me dad months ago That did seem a bit awkward didn't it Yeah I mean but there has been other movies like this I mean not like this but movies when I step I don't know Married kids Brother and sister through marriage

not blood, but... Right? Yeah, I would be like hell no, but I mean, they, yeah, they aren't blood-related, so I don't know, but I...

Yeah, when I first saw this, I was kind of like, whoa, wait a minute. Yeah, he didn't... I was trying to figure out what the connection was. He felt like it was all right. He just didn't care, but... I don't know, maybe, but he did like him. He, he... Her dad liked Josh and maybe thought he was a good guy,

And maybe he did say no, no, but then he probably thought about it. All right, he is a good guy. He's got a good head on his shoulder. He's going to college. She's going to be something. And I get, well, compared to. You guys are really. Christian was cool.

Elton was the little asshole, the rolling with the homies dude. But basically tried to put him, throw himself on top of her, which was wrong. But for you younger listener guys out there, don't do that to women. No means no. but this movie I didn't see it until it hit HBO whatever it was I knew who Alicia Silverstone was

and her dad and a couple other characters in this film Wallace Sean Mr. Wendell Mr. Hall he's awesome The Grand Nagas Star Trek universe I liked him in that movie Heaven Helpless he was one of the

the preachers and that. Twink Kaplan, Mrs. Gice, she was in, look who's talking. Julie Brown, not downtown,

Julie Brown. Not downtown. Oh, yeah. Okay. Her, I loved her. Right.

Paul Rudd, we've seen them and things and that and everything. So, but as far as all the younger ones, Stacey, Alicia, Brittany, Donald,

Breckenmeyer, and Jeremy Sisto. I didn't know who any of those guys were until this film. I remember like, do I want to watch this? I mean, what was a 95? I already had a one-year-old and I was working. And I'm like, all right, whatever, it's on.

So I'll check it out. I like this movie the first time I saw it. I thought it was funny. We know everyone you probably know girls like this, her little click that she was running with. You know them. You know an Elton. you know a Murray, and I'm sure we all know Josh, as well as Amber, Ellison Devon.

I love her. We know girls like that, and we have teachers like this. But the movie was cool. I mean, I would more side with, I'd probably hang out with Murray. I'd hang out with Travis, especially Travis. He was a skateboarder. He was just an artist as well. I mean, Ty, I would hang out with her.

I would hang out with Ty before she got all dolled up. Right. But she was still kind of the same person, but she did kind of fall into the, I'm better than you, rich girl status for just a second. She had when Dix occurred. Yeah. She, of course, you're going to fall for somebody in high school, which you like them, but they don't like you. It had all the little high school cliques and everything in it. But Cher, I mean, when you first look at her, you think, oh, when I first saw the poster, and like, oh, these are just little rich girls and I have problem stories.

No, it turned out, like you guys said, she did care. And it was probably... Same here, dude. I pre-judged it until I actually saw the movie. I don't know about Dion. She kind of... I think we're just more because of how she really is. But, I mean, she kind of cared, too.

She was able to help Ty without both of them just, yeah, come hang with us. Because when we first introduced to Ty, you see all the other girls, like, just didn't want to talk to her. but Cher and Deion are like, oh, my mission is clear. Yeah, come hang out with us. And then she just slid right in with them. Murray, he's awesome. I like Donald Faison.

I know some people don't like him. I like them in scrubs and everything. That was his big role, right? I guess TV-wise. Breck and Meyer, he's cool. I like him and everything he pops up into. But I think how Cher got her values is on of course probably just being rich and I'm going to go shopping and all that.

Her dad, he was a lawyer and he seemed like he was a good lawyer because he was helping. Maybe he learned from that. Maybe she learned her values from that. We don't really know about her mom because her mom passed away. But for what the movie was, I enjoyed it. It's funny. It had everything that you want, especially for mid-90s. It was a movie for the kids of 90s kids.

Like we had little darlings. We had meatballs. We had fast times at Ridgemont High. We had all that stuff growing up. This was their little darlings. This was their, yeah, this was their little darlings. Because even in this, they were trying to have sex. I mean, not with older men, but well.

We hope not, right? Yeah. But it was cool. I like this movie. It was funny. It's spit out. many, many lines from this. It's, I just love this film.

I mean, all the plaid, uh, dresses they were wearing and stuff like that. They, they were very fashion conscious for sure, right? Of course, it, it brought the lines as if and, and all that shit. But, I mean, it was cool. I mean, but to see a young Britney Murphy, I mean, I get sad every time I see her in old films like this and I just watched eight miles. and she was in that yeah but to see where these actors are today i mean elizia silverstone she is a mom and she did do that dumb did we do those dumb shark movies right oh the recrium that garbage i can use

the garbage word for that movie yeah that movie was not good paul rudd probably the the biggest all-star out of all of them in this now going back jerry jeremy sisto was up for the role of in Titanic and was heartbroken when he didn't get the role. Holy shit. That's what I was thinking of. Okay. Justin Walker, Christian, he was cool. I liked him.

I liked his style. And I wouldn't dress like that because I wouldn't look good in those type of clothes. But he was just a little, not really hipster, but he was a cool little kid. And he had a good heart. He wasn't, nobody was Elton. He wasn't the Elton. Elton was Elton. and he was a little asshole.

And he, of course, he was the asshole as well, because when, uh, Sher was like, well, don't you like Ty? And he goes, tie. Why would I like Ty? And he goes, you know who my father is? Yeah. I mean, like, wow. Yeah, how much of an asshole can you be? And then just kicking her to the curb wherever they were and she got robbed by somebody. But, this movie's awesome.

I loved it. It had skateboarding and it had weeds. smoking and partying and all that. But it was cool. It had a lot of good characters in it and when the movie's over. I mean, it was good. I really love this film. This is one I recommend to teenagers now because I remember when we were doing youth groups and everything. They were like, is there any movies that these kids can watch? And I said, Clueless and with the little Reds kids and they all throw it in.

Some of them never even heard of this movie. And they liked it. So it was good that I was able to I wouldn't throw little darlings at him because that was rated at all. But this one was this thing was rapey too. Yeah, this one was

perfect for them. I threw clueless at him and I love this film. But Brian, what do you give this one? I also give this one a eight. It's a good 90s classic teen comedy. Not as the little darlings is more comedy

drama. But this one's a straightforward comedy. Yeah, most likely after you watch this, there's going to be a lot of lines and stuff you're quoting out of this. Are you bitches blind? Your man, Kristen, he's a cake boy. Not to saying that was wrong,

but I love that line. It was funny. Even the way Murray didn't, he said it as not, as in being mean. He was just, she didn't get it. She was throwing herself fat Christian, and he turned out to be gay. And she didn't see that. Hey, I respect her.

I respect her game, man. She was getting an outfit together. You always have something baking. So when a man comes over, I respect all that. She definitely had no gator, though, right? No. I respect Christian.

The way she was throwing herself at him, and he was kind of like, I'm going to get out of this situation. It's time for me to go. He was like, I want to be friends. That's it. So he was really, I mean, not like Elton. Elton was just freshing himself on her.

So same thing with Mary. He was a cool guy. Right. Because when they said when they were talking about sex and Sherr said she had never done it. And Dion, she was like, yeah, we haven't done it either. But Murray's okay with that. He's my man and he respects her. Good guy.

There's good guys out there, girls. They're not all Elton's. Even in the 90s. Yep. What did you give this one, Lance? I actually give this one an eight, man. I loved it. This was one that my daughter, my two daughters that lived with us grew up.

up on. And they both love this movie. And like I said, I've seen it once way back when, but on the rewatch, I'm like, so much respect for share. And I mean, to treat people like that and actually for them to take this new girl in the school under their wing like this and actually try to help her, you know, be popular and be part of the clique, a lot of respect for that. So this was an you guys ever see the show? There was a show. It wasn't there. Holy fuck, dude. I forgot Stacey Dash and Amber was in. Yeah, Amber.

No shit. I've never, no, never seen an episode. And the teachers, the teachers were in it too, I think. He played share. Right. I don't remember it was someone that didn't look like her.

It was. It was not, it was not Cher, right? Rachel. Blanchev? No. The next movie? Okay.

She's in the next one. Rachel. Blanchard. Who, she looks familiar. Never even heard of her, man. The only ones that were in it was that were in the movie, Stacy Dash, Donald Faison,

Alyssa Donovan. And what's his name? He had a bigger role in this. He was only in like one scene in the movie. Sean Holland. He played... Ant Man wasn't in it, right? The actress who played Cher,

Rachel Blanchard, as in 1995 was in the movie Iron Eagle on the attack. Holy shit. The original? Oh no. She was also in the rage carry too. Yeah, that's what I saw her in. Huh. Did she play Carrie?

No. I think she played one of the girls that got murdered later. Yeah. Yeah, Wallachon, Twink, Kaplan, and Julie Brown from the movie, they were in the TV. Yeah, well, Wallace John's like a national treasure. He's awesome. I watched a few episodes of this.

I didn't. Jeez, it went, what, four years? Damn. What? Yeah. I even knew it was a TV series, man. I watched a couple of episodes, and I was like, eh, this ain't for me. But, all righty, boys and girls, let's move on.

Let's move to the 2000s. And we're coming to 2004 for. the Lindsay Lohan classic and Rachel McAdams classic. Yeah, and they're both super hot, but you guys are on your own because I didn't see this. Mean girls. Have you seen it at all? Nope. Oh, man.

I'm going to go, I got to go meet up with my brother too for a minute on the Astro celebration. I'll be right back. Y'all talk. Talk amongst yourselves. All right, everyone. mean girls teenage caddy heron was educated in

Africa by her scientist parents when her family moves to the suburbs of Illinois Illinois catty finally gets an experience of public school and gets a quick primer on the cruel the tactic

loss is that what it says and the popularity that divide her fellow students into tightly knit clicks she unwilling Lina Lina finds herself in the good graces of an elite group of cool students dubbed the plastics. But Caddy soon realizes her shallow group of new friends earned this nickname. This is directed by Mark Waters and the stars again.

Lindsay Lohan, I mean, I love Lilo, but plastic surgery was not good to her. But anyway, she's on the comeback. She's got something new coming out. Rachel McAdams, Tina Faye, Amy Poehler, Tim Meadows, Anna Gastier, Lacey Chabbert, she's beautiful then and now. The beautiful Lizzie Kaplan, she was my favorite in this.

Daniel, Franzy, Neil Flynn, Amanda Safe Reed, and a bunch of other people. Kevin Napoor. Who can't even. Rajiv. Surrender Kevin G

everyone I love this book When did you first see this one? When I first seen this It was probably around the time it came out And I've actually seen this a few times As a matter of fact I introduced this movie to

My daughter I think it was last year Because she would see a lot of like memes and stuff about like Regina Regina George And the plastics and she would hear like,

I think me and my older daughter were talking about it, and we were saying lines like, you go Glenn Coco and stuff like that. And she was just kind of like, what is this movie? And I was like, yeah, I think you're old enough to watch it and get some of the things that's going on. And yeah, it's definitely, I like how you chose these movies because they all relate to each other,

but they're all from like different areas and the cast is great I think to stand out for me is Regina George because the head of the plastics she definitely owned that role

and was just super fucking mean and I think my second favorite characters were Lizzie Kaplan and the one guy who's his name Daniel

was it Damien Damien Damien, Jamie and Janet. Damien, he always has me laughing every time I see him. And yeah, a great movie. And it really shocks me as somebody sits down and rejoins us that he's never seen this movie. Nope, never seen mean girls. But I think my daughter's half.

And I couldn't swear by it. If they've seen clueless, they've seen mean girls. It was kind of a different era, though, because they were mainly growing up in the 90s. But I was telling Nes like how he, it was good how he picked these movies because they're all kind of in

the same genre movies, but they're just from different time periods. Pretty much a decade apart, right? For the most part. Yeah, as far as it's all these girls, you got someone from different, different

sides of the tracks in each film. And the and the style. Like the styles of the late 70s, early 80s, and then mid-90s, and then almost the mid-2000s. But I thought, I really love this film. I already knew who Lindsey Lohan was. This was actually the first movie that my daughter went and seen with her friends. I was just still, this is my little girl.

I didn't want to let her hand go. Yeah, I was going to say, that makes sense. then why you would pick this movie. I was ready to just let her go in there with her friends and then buy a ticket and sit in the back to watch this film. But she came out and said, oh, it was a good movie. You should watch it because when it came

on cables, when she goes, here, let's watch this. I was like, all right. So I sat down and watched it, and I love this movie. This movie is hell of funny. So many lines, all the characters are awesome, and Tina Faye and Amy Polar are just the best. Tim Meadows is awesome. All

that's right. Tina Faye wrote it, right? Yeah, Tina Fey wrote this one. Yeah, I got to check this out because I read that in the train of her. Her SNL stuff is awesome. I don't know why that scene popped in my head at the end when they're in the gymnasium. She has all the girls going up on stage like sharing their stories so they can

bond and you got the one girl that don't even go there sharing a story. I just want to talk about, right? Why are you here? She just showed up, huh? Tina phase like, get out of here, go. She doesn't go to the school? I just got to feel it.

No. Yeah. Because Damien was the back. She doesn't even go here. Lizzie Kaplan, Janice Ian. This is what made me fall in love with Lizzie Kaplan. I love her and everything she's done. Oh, Lizzie Kaplan was in this movie?

Yeah. She, well, this is what they call, I don't know, goth or emo or whatever these today's kids call it. But to me... What? Burn book? Hold, I'm not even... I'm looking at something.

I can't see... Oh, the steel book? Yeah. No, man. Is it still out there? I missed it. It should be. All right, I'm going to have to find it.

But everybody in this was awesome. Daniel Franzes or whatever his name, Damien. He was awesome in this. Even... What's his name? Jonathan. Bennett, Aaron Samuels. He was cool in this

film. Yeah, Rachel McAdams says, Regina George, she stood out as the bitch in this. Amanda Sixth Fleet as the dumb girl that her just tell you when the weather is, what the weather's going to be for that day.

She's got a fifth sense. Oh shit. Tim Meadows was in this? Yeah, he was the principal. Oh, I got to yeah, I got to see this. and oh i knew Tina fey wrote it but so amy polar actually showed up in the movie

and an agastire she's uh regina george's uh mom yeah this is a who's who of like uh sketch comedy shows then an agnesire was a caddy's mom and uh oh okay all right Neil Flynn was her dad

um mike i will I will be watching this I can I talk about it next week yeah all right I will I will watch it this week I didn't know that Lance, I'm guarantee that your daughters have seen this movie. Okay. But, you're trying to think.

I mean, it was a cool story. I liked how Caddy just came. She was pretty much raised in Africa because her parents were scientists and doing whatever. And then this was her first time. She was pretty much homeschooled. And this was her first time. Sheltered. Yeah, sheltered.

And going to a public school. And she didn't know about anything. She just knew about growing up in Africa. So she didn't know that there was clique. She didn't know that there was bitchy girls and weird crazy boys and all that. She just went into the school like nothing because one of the best lines in this one is when the girls, the mean girls meet Caddy and Karen, Amanda Sig, Seifreed or whatever, she said last year. she goes if you're from Africa why are you white

yeah she Lance she was the dumb girl in it so were her parents like missionaries or something like that is they scientists they were some kind of scientists or they had some job

where it they had to be away for long periods of times and that's why their daughter was with them and then I think they I forgot the story or what their deal was, but I think they got a job back, and that's why she's going now to public school. Yeah, okay.

So just looking through the cast, I will be watching this. And I like a lot of people from Saturday Night Live and also other sketch comedy shows. Yeah, and I like her comparison of the school lunchroom as to different packs and herds going on, you know, with her growing up in Africa. Yeah, because she watched the wildlife house. there, huh? Yeah. I like that when they were at the mall. And she goes, this is like going to the watering hole.

And then everyone starts acting like animals. Or even when they were, when they got into that fight in the cafeteria and everyone turned into animals. Okay. And who and who was this? Which, which character was it that was in Africa? Lindsay Lohan. Okay. What was?

He watched his name was badass. The Mathletes. Kevin Nippor. Were they like the nerds or something? Yeah. He was a rapping athlete. Yeah, he was Kevin G. When they had that talent show, that part was Elfutty.

All right. I'm adding it to the list right now. But Damien was up there singing, what's that song? I'm beautiful. Was that? Is it a Christina Aguilar song? Yeah.

Sounds about it. I am beautiful in every single way. Somebody throws that shoe at him. Yeah, that motherfucker in the front of a shoe at him. Oh, man. And when Kevin the poor came out, oh, you suck of emcees, they got nothing on me.

That part was awesome. Don't tell me too much yet. I'm going to watch this movie this week. This movie's hell of 40. I mean, there's so many lines and it's so fetch. I know people tried to get that. I'm trying to make fetch a thing, those. It's right.

That didn't happen. And on Wednesdays, we wear pink. I said that to one of my friends, and he looked at me like, what the fuck are you talking about? But his daughter got it. And she started laughing. She gave me a high five. And she looked at her dad.

You never seen mean girls? He goes, I don't even know what that is. but this whole movie's awesome um Lizzie Kaplan she's my favorite in this film as well as what's her name Gretchen Wieners she's awesome in this

I mean everybody now who is that like has she been in a sketch comedy show or that's uh she was in the black Christmas remake the second one the first remake not not the horrible one then right I think she was in she was in a lot of space

she was in a lot of movies in that early 2000s kind of She wasn't one of those Fox shows Melrose Place type of shows What the hell was that show called? Maybe like a CW show? No

Party of Five. Yeah, party of five. Before that, okay. She was, yeah, I remember Lost in Space, the movie which we never got a second one. Was that the one with Gary Oldman? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, this is a second one? I wanted the second one. So she's been in a ton of things. I believe she's a mother now. I can't remember the last thing I saw her. And I know she does a lot of voice work. A lot of animation, huh? Yeah, but she's still out there working.

But, I mean, everybody in this was amazing. Damien was hell of funny every time he was on the screen. but I mean it was one of those movies of just like clicks in high school especially someone coming from another country basically and then just learning into it I mean there was one scene the Halloween scene when the girls were dressed up and they were saying the Halloween is the time the girls can be sluts

well I've heard that said a lot like with my daughters and their friends and stuff like that when we've had Halloween parties that the house so that that actually is really said or even the the christmas part the the talent show when they were singing jingle bell rock and the girls up there oh god i hope it wasn't a black christmas as i don't think those outfits would fly nowadays and no no i mean even school plays and talent shows even like the principal there was like i don't know about this but they let it slide but there was uh one little rapy guy the the gym t-s

he was messing around with the with the two Asian girls two Asian girls what's her name something pack I can't remember yeah you don't you don't really know what happens to him when when when his secret gets busted out he kind of just jumps up and runs out the room you never you never hear from him again okay all right hey guys there's a mean girls too is no same yeah I've never seen it, but when I showed my daughter, Mean Girls, she was like, I got to watch Mean Girls too, and she

said it's a You don't have to watch it. It's not even the same people. Yeah, I see that. It says it's a TV movie. You don't have to watch it unless it's it's got nothing on this. So this is a true

classic. This movie is awesome. I mean, I loved it the very first time I saw, and every time I watch it, this is one those movies, if it's on, I don't care what part it's on, I'll turn it on and finish it. And it's just fucking hilarious. I loved everybody in this. Tina Faye, I loved not everything

she's written. I mean, a lot of the sketch stuff he did on, she did on Saturday Live was awesome. Not everything was fun. Yeah. But I just love Tina Faye. I mean, she's, I don't, some of her movies didn't really care for, but her writing, she's done a lot,

a lot of good stuff. And for this one, basically kind of her school life, she said. And like I said, man, there's those mean girls in your school. I mean, be it when we were in school and I'm sure your kids or your grandkids now can say there's mean girls. And there's mean boys. I mean, not to leave them out. And Aaron Samuels, the cool little nice boy that everyone's in love with. Was he in the football team?

I can't remember. Yeah, he was quarterback. The other guy, the other dumb dude was on the football team. The Regina George's boyfriend. One of the guy hitting the face with the ballbox? Yeah. No, no, that was Gretchen's boyfriend. Okay.

No, Regina was the stupid football player that asked her, why are you eating a Cal Team bar? She goes, because I'm hungry. She goes, I hate those things. I think things are a little more PC now, right? than any of these three movies, wouldn't y'all say? Or do you all think this stuff still goes on? I think this one can probably still go.

I don't know about, definitely not Little Darling's. Well, so, yeah, so this was 18 years ago, 2004. It's been a while. I agree with Nez out of the three, most likely mean girls would be the one more accepted. Probably clueless, too.

put out certain scenes in there. Yeah, Cleolus was like super sweet. Like, Shere was super sweet, but you're ever saying in this way, it was kind of the opposite, huh? It was like Caddy was the nice girl, then kind of... Naive. Yeah, hung with the mean girls and then was slowly starting to turn into one. And which actress was that?

Lindsay Lohan. Okay. the part I like with the coach when they showed the coach it was just little bit parts and he was giving him a little speech because he was a sex ed teacher at your age you're going to have a lot of urges

you're going to want to take off your clothes and touch each other but if you do touch each other you will get comedia and die that's not good now here take some rubbers but yeah this this movie's fucking hilarious

and uh Karen out of the part, the Halloween part, when she showed up at Gretchen's house. What are you supposed to be? I'm a mouse. Duh. Because she was in like a black, a black nighty with just some little mouse ears. And that's when they said everyone can be slutty. And Karen was the typical dumb blonde that they throw in the movies.

But I love her. But this movie's hell of funny. I mean, if you haven't seen it, anyone that's listening to this, you guys have not seen Mean Girls if you got Paramount Plus it's on there. This movie's hell of funny. I love it. But, Brian, what do you give this one? We definitely have Paramount Plus, right, Brian?

Yeah. Probably doesn't. I think he secretly does. Right. I'm going to give this one an eight also. These are all eights all the way through. I'm going to give this one a 10. I love this movie.

Holy fuck. This movie's hell of me. All right. Yeah, I'm in. I mean, you had me at Tina Faye. I don't know how this slipped off my radar. And how I've never seen this movie. How old are your granddaughters?

Because I'm a huge SNL fan. I've never missed an episode of Saturday Night Live. So, well, I don't think, I'm not sure if my granddaughters have seen it because my oldest How old are they? How old are you? My oldest granddaughter is 17. She has she seen this? she's seen this, has she?

You think, I don't know, I need to ask her. Because I've got a 17-year-old, a 12-year-old, and a 4-year-old. I think she's 17-year-old. There's 17-year-old. There's a very good chance that she's seeing this, too. All right. Amy Poehler's a bad ass in this, too. She's just the stupid, dumb.

Right. Yeah, she's good at that role. She was ready to give them booze. Yeah. If you can drink, if you're going to drink, guy I want you to drink inside. Jesus Christ, man. So she was trying to be the cool mom, huh?

Yeah, she was. And that part when they were doing the dance at the Christmas thing, she was out there doing the moves dancing in the aisles. She had the hard fake implants. When she would hug people, they'd be like, ow. Right? She's good at that. I could see her doing that.

up but yeah everyone that's gonna be it this episode definitely check out little darlings you're gonna have to rent it or find it um clueless I think I paid for it Clueless is I think Clueless is either

I think Clues is on Paramount Plus as well Yeah Mean Girls is on Paramount Plus Yeah both of those I saw I saw Clueless on Netflix Oh I think it's on there too It's there right now It was a Paramount movie

Were these all Paramount movies? Seems like it. Yeah, it was. It was because Little Darling was streaming on Paramount Plus, but then they pulled it for some reason. So these are all Paramount movies, so definitely check them all out. But, yeah, that's going to be it, boys and girls. All right. Go to thehorter Returns.com for everything and be a Patreon subscriber.

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There you go, man. I saw that on there, too. Who's going to take us out since I keep breaking out here? What else you got on there? Trying to see what else is. Are we? Are we still pimping? Yeah, we are.

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See, that's what sucks. I type in the horror returns and it doesn't pop up. Maybe I need to put podcast as well. Because even on ours, when I type in E Society or Magnus, it doesn't. Right, right? It doesn't pop up. You should be able to just type in thehorroriturns.com. No, I'm on T-Public right now.

I just wanted to see if you can just type it in. Gotcha. You cannot. I think you have to go through the website, man. I'm trying to right now. Yeah, it looks like you have to go through the website and then hit the Shop Now button. You can get hoodies, stickers, kids' t-shirts, coffee mugs. For those people still wearing masks, you can get you a Horto Returns mask.

We'll have to get one. Got to, man. You never know when COVID's going to come back, man. It'll be back. I never left. Yeah, it's hanging around. I was sick as a dog this week for two days. I don't know if it was so.

I don't think so, dude. I took a test and it came up negative. I think it was just the flu, but I never took a second test. Yeah, the flu is still out there. You never know for sure. Yeah, you could get, yeah, everything. Get you a horrible time. I was talking, dude.

You can get pills. Like the my pillow guy? Like, you know, when you go to sleep and you want to lay your head down. It's a great idea, dude. Yeah. I'm going to have to do that. Get my own. Yeah.

You guys need to get like regular stickers. We got a bunch of stickers around here somewhere. Well, we'll get the my pillow guy on here and talk about how the election was fake two years ago. I want to get into that. Someone's going to get mad. Yeah, I probably Yeah, quiet now All right

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I get emails for it Oh man We're good man, we're good Yeah, but shit I didn't know there was a sale I would have bought me No wait wait wait for the sale Don't buy it right now

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We just had Crown Jewel, which happened today. We're recording this on November 5th. NXT's Halloween Havoc as well as... What was it, Extreme Rules? Extreme Rules. I don't even remember. remember what happened in that one but but yeah we're coming everyone so just be ready so but next next week we're going to have a holiday commentary nice in time for the

Thanksgiving season with Thanksgiving and we're going to have a special guest Lance we're definitely going to have a special guest maybe too if Darren Wilson from Psycho-Samanic might join us as well and the other guests will keep under wraps, but it might have somebody, they might have something to do with the movie. Yeah, like maybe, maybe be one of the main actors in the movie, perhaps. All right. And I think that's it.

So until the horror returns, Lance. Well, hopefully I don't, I don't fade out here, so let me try. Good.