The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #339: Fresh (2022) & The Menu (2022)
Episode Date: November 24, 2022This week, Chad C from BingeMedia joins us at the dinner table to cover 2 new movies: Fresh and The Menu. Cool of the Week includes Atlanta, Ancient Apocalypse, Deadstream, Weird! The Al Yankovic Stor...y, and Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. Trailers are Enys Men and Missing. The podcast spotlight shines on Fatal Follower Presents. And we get feedback from CJ Ducote, Bede Jermyn, Patrick Lear, Richard Glenn Schmidt, Marcus Wilturner, Xim Vader, and Leo W. Thanks for listening! The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Twitter: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= SK8ER Nez Podcast Network: https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c4166 ESP Anchor Feed: https://anchor.fm/mac-nez E Society YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A Music By: Steve Carleton Of The Geekz
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Join us in celebrating the old and the new, the best, and the worst in horror.
All right guys, welcome back one and all to the horror returns.
I'm Lance and with me as always are my co-host Brian and Philip.
Nez is in L.A., so I'm sure we'll get a lot of pictures with 20 or 30 different movie stars.
over the week, but
we are joined by Chad C.
I guess you're still the
resident new
mover viewer at binge media, how does that work, man?
Yeah, we're taking a little bit of a binge use hiatus.
We're gonna maybe retool it a little bit.
Come back maybe sometime early next year.
But yeah, I mean, we're about the relaunch movie homework too.
There's a lot of changes happening in binge right now
and the kind of overall, you know,
the full binge is kind of change.
and everything.
So we're, you know, ironing some things out.
And then, yeah, hoping to relaunch those shows, get them going, a little bit tweet.
So, yeah, a little bit stale I felt like.
I get, I get tired of talking about new movies and not being able to spoil anything.
So it's like, yeah, it's tough.
It's hard.
And one person hasn't seen it.
So, yeah, it's always a little difficult.
So, but yeah, we're working on those.
And we got the 12 days of binge commentaries coming up in December.
That's what we're really tooling around for December.
So, yeah.
All right.
Get ready for that.
Looking forward to it, man.
Glad, glad to see you back.
Man, it was good beating up with you recently.
Yeah.
Yeah, a couple weeks ago, it was a good time.
So, all right, so you know, kind of,
I guess you know the format of the show.
We always start with Cool of the Week.
We let our guests go first if they would like to.
So do you have a Cool of the Week?
Sure, yeah.
I mean, it's been a while since I've been on too.
I'm pretty behind on everything right now.
What I did catch this week was the series finale of Atlanta, though.
Oh, okay.
That finally wrapped up after four seasons here.
Actually, season three and four both aired this year.
But yeah, it just ended as...
I love the show.
It's weird.
It's Lynchian surrealism.
Each, you know, one episode follows the main characters.
Then the next year in, like, an anthology episode for a few of the episodes in a row.
And then it just jumps all over the place.
I think that's kind of what makes it special.
But, yeah, I highly recommend all four seasons.
It was a really good time.
All right.
That was easy, right?
Yeah.
Right to Atlanta.
Philip, you get seven or eight this week?
Yeah, actually, I do because I haven't been on in a couple of weeks.
So good to see you guys again.
You haven't.
You haven't, that's right.
But I'll skip over some of the mundane stuff, like, yeah, baseball movies and new episodes.
yellow stone which was pretty good but uh ancient apocalypse have you guys seen that it's on
netflix i i dude i almost sent that link to you because i knew you'd be all over that oh man
grand mack was one of my favorite people and uh he's hosting it it's it's fantastic if you like the
ufo stuff you should like that even though it's not really ufo oriented but it's uh none of it is
um not not blatantly it's more of a theory of everything kind of a deal with
with a whole lot of actual proof behind a lot of it.
Okay, so tell me if this is about what it's like.
So it's basically saying that there were,
like we've had several great societies rise and fall before us, right?
We just don't have records of them?
Very likely, yeah.
And if we, if there was anything,
the only thing left behind would have been these giant megalites like Stonehenge, like the sphinx.
Where the demons dwell.
Yeah. Like all these ancient pyramids in South America and China and all over the place, that kind of thing.
Yeah. And maybe that's something that we didn't build for somebody that came before us did or somebody that came before us taught us how to build something along those lines.
Oh, here we go. Here we go, Chad. Here we go.
I love that shit.
And I also watched, let's see, Grave Encounters too.
I went on in like a shutter.
Is that good?
Yeah, it's not bad.
Okay.
You ever seen the original one?
Sure.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you've probably seen the second one too, Brian.
Yeah.
Yeah, it wouldn't bad.
I like that found footage stuff, man.
It was a good middle of the night, turn your brain off, get scared, movie.
And Barbarian.
talk about that next week.
Nice. Okay.
Another shutter one that I watched was Deadstream.
Oh, I haven't seen.
Brian's seen it. I haven't seen it yet.
It was so good, man.
Yeah.
Yeah. It looks kind of goofy and stupid.
It's this YouTuber who goes to a haunted house.
And I think it's only on shutter.
Yeah, it's a shutter original.
Yeah. And yeah, so he goes in,
apparently he got in some kind of trouble over some stuff in the past.
and so he's trying to, like, redeem himself.
And so he goes and spends the night in this, like, super haunted house or whatever.
And then unleashes a bunch of demons and ghosts.
It's got a very, like, Blair Witch meets Evil Dead kind of thing going.
Oh, no shit.
I've heard great things.
I've just never snuck it in yet for the year.
So probably one of the way of me.
I was going to say, I just think it's hilarious, the parts where he's,
he's trying not the curse because he doesn't want to gain copyright or not copyright.
He doesn't want YouTube to strike him or demonetize him.
Yeah.
It's close to home.
But demonetize this bitch.
Yeah.
Anyway, a fucking fantastic movie, and I think that one has to be right there as my cool of the week.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
I'll check it out.
It's not barbarian.
I can't get too much about that one away.
Yeah, we'll talk more about that next week.
Yeah.
You want to jump in, Brian?
Yeah, I got a TV show and two movies.
TV show, I checked up the first episode of, speaking of Yellowstone.
What's Taylor Sheridan?
Yeah, Taylor Sheridan.
Yeah, his new show on Paramount Plus, Tulsa King.
With Rocky Bell.
Oh, yeah.
I only seen the first episode, but I...
I actually dug it.
Yeah.
It was a little bit more comedic than I thought it was going to be.
Comedic?
I didn't get that vibe at all from the trailers and stuff.
Yeah, I mean, it's not like a comedy or anything, but it's a little bit, you know,
because it follows Stallone.
He's a mobster.
He does, I think, like 25 years in prison.
He gets out.
Right.
He's expecting to, he kept his mouth shut.
So he's expected to get what's coming to him.
And basically everybody's telling him, things changed.
There's nothing for you here.
But we have something in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
You can go there.
Nobody's running things there.
You can set up whatever you want there and take over.
And that's essentially the first episode is him kind of getting to know Tulsa,
the people there.
And, you know, he's, of course, he's been in prison for,
25 years, so he's kind of out of touch with stuff.
He's asking him to call him a cab, and they're like,
this is your Uber app, and he's like, I'll have an app.
Fish out of water.
He's playing his age because his character is 75 years old,
so it's not like he's playing a younger version of himself.
So not bad, not bad.
Yeah.
I thought it was like a wellness protection program thing or something.
That's what I thought.
Like, my blue.
heaven? You remember that movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, he straight
up says it in the, I think,
the opening, like, kind of a little monologue that,
you know, he's married to this life.
He chose his life a long time ago,
and nothing's ever going to change. So that's
why he kind of expected
to get what was his before,
you know. Sure, sure.
There's, like, new leadership and
new bosses and
basically, the
younger generation is kind of
took over, and they're like, no,
You can go to Tulsa.
You can go to Tulsa.
You can have nothing.
Oh, man.
That has a lot of potential, actually.
That's a pretty cool setup.
And I didn't know Taylor Sheridan was the creator of this one,
because, you know, he seems to have his hands in a lot of different shows lately.
Busy guy.
Busy guy.
He's done a lot of great movies, right, Chad?
Yeah, Wind River.
Yeah, he's got a tracker.
I've never watched Yellowstone either.
I've never watched really Invis TV shows.
but these movies I've seen.
Oh dude, Yellowstone is really good.
It's like sons of anarchy with cowboys.
Sold.
Last night, I kind of double-dipped at the theater.
You know, saw the new movie we're going to talk about later.
But me and my wife also saw Black Adam finally.
Ah, I know you've been dying for that, man.
Yeah, I had fun with it.
It's not the greatest DC movie, but it had a lot of fun action.
You know, the rock's the rock in it.
You know, he's...
Sure.
Even when he's speaking in this ancient language, you know, he's still the rock.
You know, it's not like he's doing accents or anything.
You know, he just is who he is.
Right.
The action was really good.
I like the new characters that were introduced.
And for a PG-13-rated superhero movie, he fucking murders a lot of people.
in this movie. Oh, boy. Okay.
A lot.
More than him?
His body counts
way higher than venom.
So,
that's a pretty fun one.
Do you need to go rush it to the theater
and try to catch it before it leaves? No.
You know,
there's,
you know, other means.
Right.
We just happened to be at the theater.
We had extra time and, you know, it was a movie
we wanted to catch in theater.
of all the superhero movies that have come out in the past
a little while it's so saturated
like black Adam is actually one that I wanted to see
yeah and my cool little week
another superhero movie I caught it last week after we got done
recording was Black Panther Wakanda forever
I thought it was a really great film
not as good as the first one
I appreciate they took
a chance on doing it.
It's okay, first of all, if you're looking for
just full-blown action throughout the movie
in a superhero movie,
you're not going to like this.
So I've heard.
This is dealing with
Tichala's death, you know,
and it's,
they said this whole phase four
was dealing with, you know, grief and loss,
and this movie was going to cap off the end of the phase,
and it hits you with the grief and loss right away.
affected my wife
deeply because she
lost her brother a couple years ago
and they get right into it
so if you're looking for action
and just all out
anything like the first Black Panther
then you'll probably be disappointed
but if you're going into thinking
you know this is going to be something different
then I think you'll like it
my only problems with it
it's over two and a half hours
probably could have took a good
30 minutes off the runtime, but they, they had a lot to tell.
Yeah, they have a lot of story to tell.
I loved Namor, his introduction.
Oh, you know, the submariner is in this one.
Yeah, I love that they changed the background because, you know, Aquaman is Atlantean,
so they changed this background to have a more Mayan.
Ah, ancient apocalypts, Philip.
There you go.
I was a little disappointed.
We didn't get enough of his underwater world.
And I kind of felt like some of the scenes underwater were kind of lit a little too darkly.
But, you know, Marvel, they'll listen to the complaints and fix it next time.
But I think he's a good addition to the MCU.
So that Black Panthers...
It's poorer than the original Namor.
Yeah.
And they did a...
They did a super respectful job dealing with Chadwick's death.
Very sad.
Very sad.
Yeah, I think they did as bad as well as you could deal with your main star dying for the movie, right?
Yeah.
But like you said, I think, yeah, at least 20 to 30 minutes could have been shaved off.
It was way too long.
But, yeah, I enjoyed it as well.
And it had that same, you know, when they do the Marvel Studios logo and it has like the little clips inside the letters of Marvel scenes,
they did it
different when they had the different clips of
Chadwick in there.
Yeah, I heard something about that too.
I think I heard it on binge media, in fact.
Yeah, it was just complete silence during that scene.
Yeah.
Kind of felt like when Infinity War ended,
when everybody was snapped, snapped away,
the whole theater was just quiet.
It had that same feel.
So,
all right.
I liked it, but if somebody said that, you know,
they were disappointed into it,
I can totally see why
because they went a completely different route.
We'll see what they do with the new Black Panther.
That's the saddest part there.
Yeah.
I don't want to spoil it, but for this movie,
I think they did a good job of what they had,
but I don't think that person will carry on.
I think it was for this movie.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
It'll definitely be passed on.
They brought up a lot of stuff to talk about later
because I think there's supposed to be a Disney plus
Wicconda series,
and I think they can tell a whole lot during that.
They don't necessarily have to do another Black Panther movie,
so, but this one's killing the box office,
so you know Black Panther 3 is coming, so.
Sure, sure.
And I wonder if Submariner is going to be maybe part of the Avengers or something.
At some point. Hasn't he been with the Avengers in the comics before?
Yeah, in the comics, but he's sort of an anti-hero.
He's kind of a...
Oh, okay.
He's the villain for this movie, but if we know him for the comics,
no, he's eventually...
But I think there's a little bit more to this storyline to be told.
So eventually, yeah, but right now I think he's still kind of villain-esque, you know.
he's got a reason to be the way he is essentially.
Kind of like Killmonger did.
Yeah.
Like he was our favorite.
I guess that you're saying is the Black Panther movies give us our best villains.
You know, I've been really thinking about it.
Phase 4 have gave us our best villains.
They haven't gave us the best movies, but I think they gave us the best villains.
You know, I liked the Mandarin in Chi and Namor and this one.
just a couple of the name going back.
Yeah, I think we got the best villains out of phase four.
Not the best movies, but phase four is closed.
So Ant Man is the next one.
On we go, right?
Yeah.
Kind of not interested in any of it.
Come on.
Those are fun.
Those are always fun.
We get King.
We get King.
King's going to be a big villain.
It's a big villain in the comics.
Right.
I just have kind of lost interest in Marvel all together.
No, don't say that.
Come on, man.
I do understand that.
I was going to talk about it, but, you know, we got a lot of stuff to move on to.
But I think there's going to be a big shift from Marvel to D.C.
with things they're working on in D.C.
So they seem to be getting this shit together.
Okay.
We'll see.
Now's the time to take advantage of that.
No shit, yeah.
James Gunn running creative, and then they got a guy specifically to be the financial guy,
not to interfere with creative, you know, that's a step in the right move, in my opinion.
We'll see how it goes. We'll see how it goes. I'll reserve judgment until a few good movies have come out.
That's fair.
But that being said, I haven't seen Black Adam yet, so I guess I can't really speak to that.
but uh it's out all right all right well so we were super serious so let's let me let me let me let me go a totally
different route i'm gonna i'm gonna pull a philip here brian you remember how when we did cool
of the week a lot of the times philip would do a comedy movie yeah like fucking out of the blue
um if you guys haven't had a chance yet you got to check out uh weird the owl yankevick
story oh i haven't watched it yet i've heard good things though you seen it chad yeah yeah i liked it
It was fun.
Brian, have you seen you yet?
No, you sent me the recommendation.
I just, I didn't, you already know I had a lot going on this week.
It's probably one of the most true to life and serious.
You know, they do a lot of, I can't keep a straight face.
All right, yeah.
So like in the first five minutes, he's busted by his parents for going to a polka party.
So that's going to kind of tell you where the movie goes from there.
but um is that a is that a bad thing well i will i will say this you guys might little known fact he
actually wrote eat it and then uh michael jackson completely fucking stole his musical notes and did a
song called beat it so uh totally unfair you know and then of course madonna put a hit out on him
so you got to check it out brian there's nothing
nothing serious about it i said it before daniel ryecliffe he
He chooses some interesting movie roles.
He's got range.
I'll give him that.
He might be the smartest man in Hollywood.
Chad, what do you think?
Well, I mean, he had his franchise.
Everyone knows him for that.
And then he just branches off of those weird shit.
Yeah, like the horns and all these other weird things.
Swiss Army Man.
Right?
He got a, what was that movie?
It was Jay and Silent Bob.
He got his motherfucking movie check.
And now he gets to pick whatever role he wants to do.
Yeah, there you go.
Why not?
Why not?
So that's it.
That's, I've seen a lot of shit this week.
Thank God I finally had time to catch up on the Walking Dead and start Yellowstone.
And yes, Chad, what's the Walking Dead regular show is done?
Dude, I'm tapping out of everything.
I'm not going to watch any of these fucking spinners, man.
I don't believe you.
No, I promise.
So you're still watching it.
I promise.
Well, yeah, I've only got like, I've got one episode to go.
In fact, they get airs tonight.
Yeah, I saw that.
I had no idea.
A series finale was happening at all.
Yeah, this is it, brother.
It says all about that show, right?
Yep, this is it.
I saw a graph of,
yeah, I saw a graph of the ratings of each season.
Oh, I'll bet.
And how they just, like, just dropped so much in the last few seasons.
I think the last episode I watched was the Negan killing Glenn and Abraham.
Spoiler alert.
Yeah, yeah, that was pretty crazy, dude.
And after that, it just got silly.
So, yeah, it's just so.
fucking repetitive, the same shit over
and over again. So
let's move on to something happy. Brian,
you got any horror headlines for us?
Yeah, I didn't
take any notes, so I'm going to go off
my posting, so
my news is kind of going to be all over the place.
The upcoming
Salem's Lot remake
will be officially rated R
for bloody violence and language.
I would hope so.
Failed on another James 1
produced.
Produced, Philip.
Yeah, but Salem's Lot, how bad you?
Another movie that I totally forgot was even coming out
is going to be rated R for terror and violent content,
which is Stephen King's The Boogie Man adaptation.
Okay.
And this will be coming to Hulu, which I've not been mad with these Hulu movies,
you know, prey, Hellraiser.
Those are the good ones.
They've had a few, they've had a few stinkers too.
Yeah, but, you know, another one we'll talk about later was a Hulu.
Yeah.
It's all the searchlight movies.
It's where Disney's pretty much relegated all of Search Lights since they bought Fox.
That's what they're going to Hulu.
So, yeah.
All right.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
I forgot Disney owns the entire planet.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I think they own this podcast.
I don't know.
I hope so. I want my royalty check.
I totally forgot his character's name.
Joseph Quinn, he was in the last season of Stranger Things.
He was the guy that plays the guitar solo.
Oh, of course. Yeah.
Everybody knows that guy.
Yeah, he is in Talks to Star in a Quiet Place Day 1, the prequel movie.
Okay.
Okay, didn't you also say that, who else is in that?
Little Monsters.
Who didn't you on Go?
There you go. There you go.
So anybody else?
Or is that just the only two we know about so far?
You're going to make me do some research.
That's all right. That's the big news. Yeah, that's the big news, right?
That's the big news.
He says Little Monsters. I was like, Brett Sandwich?
When Chad said that, that's exactly you.
It was like, how are you, how are Mandel?
With a big glove, right? Oversized glove.
This is another movie I totally forgot was in pre-production.
Kaylee Spani, she was in Pacific Rim Uprising, the Kraft Legacy.
What's the Lance, the movie with Thor where he was the cult leader?
Oh, that was pretty good.
Bad times at the El Royale or something.
The little young crazy girl that was in it.
Okay.
Yeah, her.
She is in talks to star in Fedé Alvarez's alien franchise film.
Yeah, right.
I've heard about 20,000 alien movies or
coming out, Chad.
I don't think one of them's come to film yet.
Well, yeah, the show's supposed to be coming too, right?
Sure.
Oh, sure.
No, Holly's show.
Yeah, okay.
I mean, let's just keep Ridley Scott away from it at this point, okay?
He's probably at Death's Door, dude.
How old is that guy?
Yeah, I mean, I love Ridley for what he created, but at this point, we don't need,
you get some fresh blood in there to do an alien movie at this point.
Oh, you didn't like the one he made about the,
The fucking the guys from the, oh shit.
Pometheus?
What's the one I'm thinking about?
No, not Prometheus.
The one of that.
Prometheus is actually one of my favorites, man.
I like it.
Yeah, I don't mind Prometheus.
I just wish it was something else.
Like, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
He just tried to tie it all back to Alien.
Same with Covenant.
I mean, yeah.
I'm talking about the one with the two Boston guys, right,
where they tried to do British accents as a king of Nike.
The last duel?
There you go.
Yeah, that was last year.
Yeah, you get to see a rape
from two different perspectives over and over it.
Right.
It's not too long.
One rape scene per movie is enough, right?
Yeah, I think that's pretty fine.
Actually, you can just have no rape scenes,
but, you know, whatever works,
whatever tells the story, I guess.
Their whole wardrobe for that movie was,
how can we make these people look as much like douchebags as possible?
Right.
I have not seen it,
but all I'm remembering is Matt Damon and Ben Affleck's
haircuts. That's what I'm saying.
They look ridiculous.
Dude, our number one
fan, our number one fan,
Patreon fan, Al Ram Sera,
man, he said it was awesome.
So, uh,
it's ridiculous.
It takes you out of it when you, like,
see, you know, Ben Affleck
pop up. Oh, it's in.
Yeah, it took me way out of it.
Way out of it.
Who sold match or something.
All right.
Uh, got up.
Three more things to add.
First, not really horror, but I thought it was sounded pretty cool.
Chad mentioned Searchlight Studios.
Another company that's run through Hulu's 20th Century Studios, which is owned by Disney.
Also owned by Disney.
Yeah.
They have hired Radio Silence to direct a sequel to escape from New York.
Now, Radio Silence did Ready or Not with Samarri,
we mean the last
seven movie
the last screen movie
so and word is
it's not a remake it's a sequel
because Kurt Russell's coming
back
so
a lot better idea than
totally remaking it I think
yeah I can't have another
I can't have a new snake
in the way
right and if you've seen
escape from L.A. It's
anywhere but up from that movie
how dare you
that surfing
scenes amazing
Brian maybe
maybe Dane Dahan
maybe Dane Dahan will step in and play
Snake Brian
You know what
I'd watch it just for the
The fact that it's going to be so bad
It's good quality
Snake
I'm always looking like
Heroin eyes
I was going to say
It was watch Dane always looking like
He needs to take a nap
In between action scenes
Okay.
With the success of Smile,
crossing over 200 million in the box office,
Paramount Pictures has appointed
former Warner Brothers execute Walter Hamada
to oversee the whole entire horror branch.
Nice.
They're going to go all in on Paramount as far as their horror movies.
Yeah, I watch Smile Friday Night for the third time, man.
That's the only movie this year I've seen three times.
I think.
Really? He liked it that much.
Yeah, I fucking loved it, dude.
The soundtrack and sound editing were amazing.
I haven't watched it
yet on Paramount, but
is it, because you and me
talked about the sound quality
in the theater. Is it different watching at home?
Not really. I watched it.
I watched it a pretty good TV at my brother's
house, so it caught
everything. But it's kind of,
it's one of those movies that, to me, at least,
it's not, it's one of those that doesn't
kind of get too old after a couple of watching.
So that's always a good sign.
There's a couple that have been like top 10 contenders that I had to rewatch.
And on the second watch, I'm kind of like, I am maybe top 20.
But that one's standing strong, Chad.
That one's standing strong.
Interesting.
I did not enjoy a smile.
Hey, you know, that's why we do what we do, right?
Yeah, I feel like it's something.
I need to go watch it again.
I mean, it made so much money.
It was originally supposed to go to Paramount Plus.
there's going to be prequels and sequels.
And yeah, I mean, it just crossed 100 million last weekend.
So, yeah.
We're getting a smile franchise for sure.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
We're going to keep smiling.
That's the problem.
That's right.
Does every movie have to be a franchise?
Yes.
When it makes that money, hell yeah.
That works.
Okay.
Last little bit of news here.
This comes from Variety,
and they are reporting that James Wan and Jason Blum
are in advance talks to merge their companies,
which Juan owns Atomic Monsters Productions,
and of course Jason Blum owns Blumhouse.
They're in talks to merge into one company,
which most likely they're not going to get rid of the Blumhouse name.
Yeah, I mean, that's a huge deal.
Warner Brothers letting James Wan go.
It's enormous.
He's going to Universal now.
So now Universal's got Blum, Juan, Jordan Peel,
and Shamalan who are arguably four of the bigger names in horror right now in the movies.
Definitely.
Maybe they'll finally get that dark universe going, Chad.
Maybe they'll do some.
I legit would not be surprised for that.
Yeah, Juan doing something with classic monsters, right?
Sure.
Yeah, I mean.
Oh, I'd watch that.
Yeah, it's just weird, though.
I mean, Warner Brothers has, you know, the conjurings and all that.
Juan helped create, and then you'd think that that's the guy they'd want to keep over there,
but apparently not.
So, it's pretty big news.
Yeah, Phil.
much more James I
produce stuff coming.
Yeah.
Well,
it's not like it automatically
means it sucks, although
that seems to be the way it's trending.
Yeah, but you know,
we're more
fans of him directing than
he's definitely doesn't have as big a hand
in it as I would like.
Sure. Which I don't even know what he's
other than the Aquaman sequel,
which I think's been done for
over a year. So I don't know
what he's directing at all.
He seemed
editing out Amber Hurd.
Well, he seems to be
definitely one for them, one for me.
Like he does the studio movie and then
you know, like he did, I mean, he did
malignant in between the two Aquaman movies.
Like that makes sense.
Weird ass studio movie, right? Yeah.
And then when Conjuring 2, I guess he has
quite a few franchises, but I mean, he did like dead silence
and stuff back in the day, but yeah.
It's a big story.
I think it's kind of like
the fact it's like Jordan
like all these fucking NBA players teaming up
these two big horror icons teaming up together
like what's going on Jordan did that Jordan one day
on his own team
usually in the NBA when they do that like when
LA tried to buy that team like
seven or eight years ago they fucking fail
miserably so we'll see what
happens
if you want to make a horn movie you got to go through Universal
though apparently now
yeah that's as it should be right
I mean they're kind of the OGs
aren't they
yeah that's true and with the Walter
Hamada thing
I think Paramount's right there behind them.
So I think Warner Brothers is just kind of falling to the side,
especially with all the directors,
not wanting to work with them after the whole straight to HBO Max thing that was going on.
Yeah, and then, yeah, Salem's Law is not even dated.
That's Warner Brothers right now, too.
But, yes, got an undated as of this moment.
Yeah.
All right, that's the news.
That's the news.
So, Chad, that means it's time to take a little trip to the trailer park.
Brother, are you ready?
Let's do it.
I know they got trailer parks around Kansas City because I saw it.
Too many.
There's too many.
Brian's going to bring us the big, the small, and sometimes the very, very weird.
What's our first new trailer, Brian?
Well, I saw this posted somewhere, and then I read the little part that I was, I was,
was like Lance will be interested in this
little part of the...
Sure, sure, absolutely.
Cornish folk horror. I appreciate you thinking about me.
Okay. Cornish folk horror. I know you love
your folk horror. Yes, I do.
This is for, I'm probably
going to pronounce it right. Inis men?
Yes, you got it right on the button.
I've been following them for years.
Set in 1973.
Oh, that wasn't a person's name. That was the movie.
Sorry.
We all know you follow him now.
Sent in 1973 on an uninhabited island off the Cornish coast, a wildlife volunteer's daily observation of a rare flower turns into a metaphysical journey that forces her as well as the viewer to question what is real and what is nightmare.
Sounds interesting.
I got a good writer, that's for sure, but I don't remember seeing that.
in the trailer.
But, uh,
uh,
this is directed and written by
Mark Jenkins.
Uh,
the star is Mary Woodvine,
which I thought she was at,
uh,
Kate Dickey lady for a second.
Okay.
Uh,
Edward Rowe,
Flo Crow,
uh,
John Woodvine,
and Joe Gray.
Uh,
we will start with Chad.
It looks pretty interesting.
Yeah.
I mean,
it's basically.
On the trailer, yeah, it got me intrigued.
I didn't even heard of this before.
It's a neon, so they usually are known for some of the wackier movies.
But, yeah, I can get behind it.
Okay.
I'll watch it.
I'll watch it for sure.
Yeah.
It burrows beneath your skin as one of the lines in the trailer.
I saw that.
I saw that.
They usually have lots of good visuals, the neon stuff, you know?
And that's sort of what stood out to me on the trailer is just a, had a lot of creepy-looking scenes.
So we'll see how it's up.
Yeah, I definitely got the vibe that you can watch it and you can question on what's really happening and what's not.
Exactly.
Yeah, exactly.
Kind of like a field in England or something like that.
Dude, I was actually going to bring that up.
That's what it kind of reminded me of the trailer really, yeah, especially with the flower and everything, right?
You think she takes this flower, which causes the visuals?
Could be.
Could be.
Yeah, I can see that.
what do you think lance
you're the
folk horror guy
right honestly dude
I thought you were having me on
I really did
I thought
Chad Brian
Brian Brian has told me
that I'm probably the only person
on this podcast
who's going to have the movie
men in my top 10
and so I thought
okay in us men
Asylum
Brian's giving me a fucking asylum
version of man
and he's fucking with me
I could have sworn
that's what this was
when I started that
Smith. God damn it, but
no, I mean, it does look interesting,
but Jesus Christ, Brian,
I really thought you were fucking with me, dude.
Did you imagine an asylum
version of men, though?
What would they do?
This was, this quality was
way too, way too high for asylum
with the visuals,
so.
Yeah, it looks, it looks
interesting. I hope we watch it.
whether for the show
just talk about it, you know?
Yeah, I mean,
we'll see how the schedule works out.
This is,
looks like it's not getting released date
until January 12th.
Ah, dead month.
Oh, yeah, that's not a good sign.
All right.
Next up,
which is our final trailer,
is the sequel to searching,
which, uh,
creative name title,
is missing.
Oh, that makes sense.
That's, yep, now you get it, right?
Yeah.
For some reason,
IMDB does not have a plot synopsis,
but essentially,
instead of the dog,
the child going missing,
it's the parent going missing,
and it's a little bit more
on an international scale.
Yeah.
And the stars...
She's definitely got a work cut out for her,
that's for sure.
This stars, Nia Long,
and Ken Leong
and Storm Reed
is pretty much
your main actors and actresses
Nicholas D. Johnson
and Will Merrick are the directors
dual directing team.
I like searching.
I think more so because I like John Cho
and like him as actor.
I'll check this one out. I like Storm Reed.
She's, I thought she was really good in Euphoria.
and a couple of other things I've seen her in.
And I like that they're going a little bit bigger and scaled.
You know, the mom's going missing after she goes on vacation into another country
and putting the little twisty tourneys in there with the FBI agent or whoever was on the phone with her,
basically saying, did you know your mom went by other names?
And she's just kind of like, what?
So I kind of like the little mystery, the little intrigue in there.
I don't know if I'll see this in the theater, but I'll definitely check it out.
Yeah, looks well done.
I think that about hit the nail on the head.
I was going to say it looks a lot like searching.
I didn't realize it was a...
Yeah.
It looks like a fun movie.
Do you like these kind of movies, Chad?
Yeah, I like searching.
Yeah, I mean, the writer, Anish Gigante directed and wrote the first one.
He's only the writer on this one.
But, yeah, I mean, I thought it was pretty clever how they, you know, weave all the technology in
And I'm honestly surprised it's taken four years to get a sequel because, I mean, the first one cost nothing to make and it made like 75 million worldwide or something like that.
So, yeah, this movie can't be more than, you know, a couple million dollars to make.
So if that even, so, yeah, it's, yeah, I think it looks intriguing.
It's got it to, what, January 20th that, you know, open to 20 million or something and be a huge hit for them.
So, yeah, I mean, I think this is a good, good date for it.
And, yeah, looks intriguing.
Yeah, like Chad said, January 20th.
I think we're all somewhat interested in it.
You never know.
January is very open month, so it could show up on schedule.
Could not.
You know, we'll see.
And that's the final trailer.
All right.
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C.J. J. J. Potay posted a trailer in the group for neighbor I'm not sure how I missed that one it looks
pretty sick.
Shout out to
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He's always
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in the
group.
Oh,
yeah.
Yeah,
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man.
We get very few
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Brian,
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is if you
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Like,
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Yeah,
come on.
I appreciate everybody for joining the group, but I think we just crossed 600, over 600 members in the group.
Nice.
That should be, we should be picking and choosing what we want to list or feedback.
You would think.
Plus we have an email address.
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What could be easier, you know?
If you're listening and you're part of the group, I challenge you to post something, the hello.
Yeah.
Yeah, Zim, Vader.
Yeah, Zim.
You've been kind of quiet lately.
Yeah, Darren Wilson.
Come on.
Who else used to post a whole lot?
Yeah, Lars from Denmark.
Come on.
Adam Thomas, calling you out, Adam.
Come on, Adam.
Adam's busy.
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Regarding the Walking Dead.
Still talking about that.
Still talking about that.
Patrick Clearer says, sometimes I feel like I'm beating a dead horse.
Also regarding the walking dead. I'm legit going to miss this show. It's been a long ride.
That it has.
I don't know how many of us are going to miss it.
But it has been a long ride.
But it'll be back before you know with the 16 spinoffs.
Sure.
How many
How many like
Spinoffs are currently
Like going right now?
Fear of the Walking Dead
Isn't there like day one or something?
Yeah fear the Walking Dead
I watch that
But I quit watching
Or I'm going to quit
I promise
You know it's kind of like
When you say you're going to quit drinking
Quit smoking quit having sex with strangers
You know that kind of shit
Yeah
I'm gonna quit
Who says that?
I don't I've never actually
done any of that or heard any of that
Quit burying people of burying them on the back door
Exactly
Exactly
There's that
there's uh tales from tales of the walking dead
but at least that was only six bite size episodes you know
like that one that one was easy to get through because each one was different so
okay so it's just like an anthology show total anthology not only total
anthology but like totally different like one of them would be a comedy and then one of them
would be like super serious so those were easier to get through interesting then they got the
the rick and mishone thing coming out the
Darryl, Darrow in France for some reason coming out.
I don't understand.
And this is the, and the worst of all, Brian?
Brian, what's the worst of all?
Dead Cities starring Negan and, what's her face?
Maggie.
So I'm going to kill your husband and leave you with a child to raise,
and then you and I are going to go hang out in New York.
Team us, yeah.
God damn.
It's like Halloween.
It's the team ups, man.
You know, tag team's what it's all about in a hollies.
It's the next logical thing.
Only makes sense.
Okay.
Hey, good for Kirkman, man.
Spending that fucking comic into like 19 shows.
He's collecting those checks, I guess, right?
Maybe just, maybe give us something new, maybe?
I don't know.
He's been invincible too, right?
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
That's true.
That's like, yeah, that roller coaster was really fun for the first 30 seconds,
and then it just kind of turned into a cram.
All right.
Regarding the last of us, Marcus Will Turner says one of the greatest video games of all time.
One that not only received universal acclaim, but is marked as one of the most significant masterpieces of a generation,
has been adapted and is coming to HBO next year.
Can't wait.
Never played it, but I have heard.
One of my favorite games ever.
Absolutely fantastic.
Yeah.
Totally agree with everything you said.
Oh, go ahead.
No, I agree with everything you said.
I believe that's coming in January.
Mm-hmm.
More January magic, huh?
Yep.
And we got the amazing Megan.
That's right.
You know, there's already a sequel in talks for Megan also.
Because they know that's going to make...
How can they do that?
Because it's January.
It's a horror films.
It's a killer doll.
It's going to make money.
The problem is it's PG-13.
They're dropping the ball there.
like totally dropping the ball.
That is a major drop-edge of the ball, dude.
No horror movies should be PG-13.
Yeah.
Let's see.
Regarding Little Darling,
Patrick Lear says
had a mad crush on
Mick Nicole as a kid.
McNickle?
I don't know.
Oh, Chrissy meet Nichol.
Sure.
There you go.
Zim Vader.
Hey, there you go.
Zim Vader.
Hey, there you go.
I don't know how to find my address on Patreon, but I doubt it's correct.
Also, what's it, Goosey?
I Googled so now I know.
Here they are called Stubby Holders.
Come on.
That sounds so.
It sounds wrong.
Sheet in it, you know?
Stubby holders sounds wrong.
Stubby holders.
Leo W says,
Hi, here's yet another entry to the Amityville franchise out this November 22nd by while I releasing.
Brian?
And it's in the list.
Oops.
Amniville Watch is coming back.
Yeah, okay.
I'll believe it when I see it.
Come on.
You'll see it.
Okay.
You have to take a break eventually.
Yeah.
Ghost of Amityville.
The synopsis follows the sudden tragic death of her mother, an eight-year-old girl,
haunted by the demonic spirit of a man linked to the original Amityville murders.
Oh, boy.
That's who is what a big back.
Who eventually manifests himself in reality as her greatest fear, a creepy circus clown.
See, now, with my history of the many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many movies with Amityville.
At least this is connected.
It's connected to the murders.
Most don't even have the house or anything.
Oh, God.
How are we going to promote this movie?
Slap Ammonieville on it?
Yes.
Yeah, well.
Amityville has to be like, what do they call it?
Like, Not a Living Dead where you can, like, show it anywhere without.
Yeah.
The rights of either got to be really cheap or free.
I guess.
Didn't somebody make a movie called Hamadieville something, like with killer pigs in it?
Or am I thinking of something else?
amniddle sharks.
I think that's out, actually.
They already made that.
Made that one.
It's a house.
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Took us a minute to get there.
Sorry, guys.
We rambled.
But this week, our Thanksgiving month feast continues with
2022's fresh.
and the brand new
The Menu.
We'll start with Fresh,
which was a Hulu movie.
Follows Noah,
Daisy Edgar Jones,
who meets the alluring Steve
Sebastian Stan
at a grocery store
and given her frustration with dating apps
takes a chance and gives him her number.
Director is Mimi Kave
in her feature film debut.
writer is Lauren Kahn, also known for Ibiza and The Jew Girl.
The title of the movie and intro credits don't appear until 33 minutes into the movie,
once you realize what's going on.
Jojo T. Gibbs broke the top of her heel bone in a take with Sebastian stand after she jumped and landed on the floor while she was chained to it.
The scene was first cut. The scene was in the first.
cut of the movie but later dismissed.
Ah, that sucks.
All for not.
Anyway.
All right, Chad.
What did you think about Fresh?
So I went into this movie with absolutely zero expectations.
I just watched it actually for Halloween month horror.
I waited until I was over to watch it even.
And I actually surprisingly had a pretty decent time with it, man.
I don't know.
Like I said, no expectations.
I'm not a big Sebastian St.
Dan fan.
I don't know.
I think maybe Pamela and Tommy,
he overacts the fuck out of that show
and it just bothered me.
I never even watched that, dude.
He's just, I mean, she's really good in it,
but he just overacts.
It's like, he's, I don't know,
Tommy's a douche, but he's
extra douche, I don't know.
Something about it.
But no, I mean, I thought
this was like a really stylish,
like the way it was film,
especially for being her first movie.
The music's pretty good.
Daisy Edgar Jones is pretty decent.
And, like, I mean, I'm not a big, you know, cannibal shit,
but, like, I think they do a good job of balancing the comedy quite a bit with this.
I don't know.
I, like I said, I went in with zero expectations,
and I actually ended up having a pretty decent time.
So, yeah, I don't know.
What did you guys think?
Brian, you want to take it over?
Yeah, I was semi-interested when we reviewed the trailer.
I think I was a little bit more interested than my co-host here.
But when I had actually seen it, I was pleasantly surprised.
I was really entertained.
I think, yeah, I don't know if there's too many things I could say that other than when he plays Winter Soldier that I like Sebastian Stan.
I kind of can remember that he did that I liked.
But I think this would probably, outside of that, be the best thing I've seen him do.
I agree.
Daisy Edward Jones.
I don't think I recognize her for anything.
And I think she did a phenomenal job in this.
I even liked her friend.
Kind of sucks that she broke her heelbone shooting a scene
and that didn't even use it in a movie.
She reminds me of the girl from True Blood.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We doing spoilers?
Not till the alert, because it's a 2020-season movie.
So are we doing two alerts?
Yeah, two alerts.
We're going to do three next week.
Shit.
Okay.
Yeah.
I like the dark comedy aspect to it.
I actually think it was a welcome surprise,
because I don't even know if I remember it was going to be as comedic,
according to the trailer.
And then when they added that little touch to it,
it just kind of added to the entertainment.
And there's a lot of questions.
that I
kind of came out with after
watching it and I would
actually like maybe a sequel
or a prequel movie.
It would make sense, wouldn't it, considering
the setup.
But yeah, overall, I think it was
I think Hulu's
doing a great job.
You know, Chad brought up, you know, this is
Searchlight and Disney-owned
Searchlight, you know, 20th century studios.
And I think lately they've been
just kind of releasing a lot of good movies
on Hulu. So, I'm here for it.
All right. Lance?
I enjoyed it, man. I remember I watched it with you, dude.
We were over at the house, and I think it's like the weekend that first came on Hulu or something like that.
Yeah, it was like the day it came out.
Yeah, what, okay, so what I like about this movie is the, at the beginning, I like the beginning of the movie probably.
I like the first act the most, I think, actually, so I can talk a lot here before spoilers.
like the way that she was trying to find a decent date.
And like you see these douchebags that she's, you know,
trying to go out with and stuff like that.
Just trying to find somebody to be not necessarily even a soulmate,
but just somebody to hang out with and that kind of thing.
And the way that...
That guy with the fucking scarf.
Yeah, right.
His name is Chad, okay.
His name was Chad.
I was going to leave that part out.
He was just going to mention that.
I know.
Fucking Chan.
I have to rise above my shitty name.
I was only going to bring out the scarf and the hot sauce top.
At least you're not in Karen.
Aye, aye, aye.
Yeah, that's not good now.
But it's not far from it.
So the setup, and this is all pre-spoiler, I think,
but the setup with the way that he, you know,
introduces himself in the grocery store when they meet,
I really love that scene because he was so,
he pulled that off so well.
that I would think anybody would fall for that.
You know what I mean?
Like, he just seems so self-deprecating and nice and cool and down to earth.
Yeah, it's charming.
Yeah, totally charming.
Using grapes that tastes like cotton candy.
I mean, come on now.
Well, I've seen him in other, in a lot of other roles,
and I'm going to agree with Chad.
I'm not a huge fan of this actor because, like, for example,
when I saw him in the, you got saw The Devil all the time?
Yeah.
Where he played the, you know, the dirty,
deputy or whatever the hell he was
where he was taking money and stuff like that.
Wasn't my favorite character out of that.
No, not at all, man.
I don't know.
For the most part, I don't care for him that much,
but something about the way he pulled this roll off,
especially just the glee that he had when he was like cooking.
He was in the kitchen.
Real Hannibal Lecterish.
So, yeah, I was a fan.
I was a fan of this movie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's, I kind of like going to,
into movies totally blind like that.
And since we saw it, like, say it came out, I literally didn't know anything about it.
It was just, oh, you know, that one for the trailer that we watched, and I couldn't even really
remember what that was.
All I remember was the, it showed like the packaging, like you buy in a meat market with the shrink
wrap over the meat.
Yeah, I kind of didn't like that they did that with the poster because I didn't really...
It gave too much away?
I didn't really know what to expect from the trailer.
and then when the poster came out, I was like, oh, okay.
Well, yeah, and then, but like going into it blind,
the credits not showing up, or the opening credits not showing up.
Oh, yeah, that was a trip.
I love that, here.
A really cool stylized decision, especially if you didn't know what was happening,
because it almost seemed like a, like it was going to be like a rom-com.
Like a rom-com.
Totally, yeah, that's what I'm saying, that first act.
Yeah, until it was.
until you really get into it, you realize what's happening, and then it's, boom, fresh.
I was like, oh, that was cool.
I like what they did there.
Very, very expensive, very expensive meats, that's for sure.
Yeah.
Music was fantastic.
Some of the dancing sequences in this movie, I'm never really a fan of, but were fantastic in
this movie.
I thought they were great, some of the best visuals of the movie.
Yeah, I mean.
Smokina vibes there.
Yeah, I mean, outside of the cannibalism, you know,
the kidnapping, I think they would actually work as a couple.
Jesus Christ.
That's guy.
Min is the psychopath part.
Yeah, I mean, you know, in the dance sequence,
once they were in sync with their dance moves.
Right, right.
They had some sort of connection.
And I did just see,
Daisy Edgar Jones in
where the Croddads sing.
Oh, that's right.
That was her. That was her. Okay.
That was all right. That wasn't really what I expected.
She's got a career, I think.
What do you think, Chad?
Yeah, no, she's definitely, I mean, normal people was her Hulu show
during the pandemic that really blew her up.
And then, yeah, she was in under the banner of heaven, that Hulu show as well.
Haven't seen that. She's in that, too?
Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, she's in that as well.
But yeah, she's definitely an up-and-coming actress for sure.
She's going to start getting cast and a lot of stuff.
Yeah, she's good.
Another, she's British.
They all are, right, Chad?
It's not British.
Like, every time you see a really cool actor that pops up, you're like.
Yeah, with like a New York Bronx accent or something,
and he's from fucking Wales.
Yes, American accents are just really easy to do.
I guess.
What does it say about it?
I don't know.
But yeah, no, I was really impressed with this movie.
I liked it.
I guess we'll do scores and spoilers.
So, Chad, what do we think about scores?
One to ten.
I'm going to give it this a seven.
Yeah, okay.
Strong seven, yeah.
Brian?
I'm going to go a little bit higher.
It's not quite an eight, but it's not quite a...
I'm going to go 7.75.
Damn.
I pull out a weird score this week.
I thought everybody was really good in it.
I liked the little dark comedy aspect of it.
And the visuals for, what was her name, Mimi Cave, the director for her director of debut.
I think she did a great job.
Yeah.
All right, Lance.
Oh, yeah, easy seven.
easy seven. I mean, it was
shit. I mean, it's not
because I don't know, man, my goal standard, if it's
eight or higher, it's in contention
for top ten. This one's not, but it's
a damn fun movie, so easy seven.
See, and I'm going to give it an eight because I think that maybe
it's in contention for top ten for me.
Holy shit. I mean, I don't know. It's one that I'm going to have to take
into consideration. Like when I start thinking
about movies that are going to make the top ten, I'm going to have
to write this one. Yeah, it's going to be in the
conversation huh and and and I think I would I probably would have called it that you would have
gave it a higher score because of the music and you know you're out of the three of us you're
more the music guy so yeah makes sense that makes sense yeah and the stylized part of it was
really cool I love the music all right spoilers this is a mother fucking spoiler alert
you've been fucking warned this is a mother fucking spoiler alert you've been fucking warned
this is a motherfucking spoiler alert
You've been fucking warned
Brian what kind of questions you get
Okay
Do you think there
Okay we get
The backstory of where this meat goes
With this kind of culty organization
With this demonic logo
Is it possible
I've seen a video on it
And it kind of piqued my interest
That when she first tastes human meat
For the first time
And then she has those flashings
does she kind of connect with everybody that eats the meat?
What the fuck?
Dude.
That's deep, dude.
A kind of a sentient hive mind kind of.
That's crazy.
Because why else would she have, why else would they show these flashes?
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's, dude, do you have me thinking now?
That's a bizarre thought.
I thought it was just like a directing decision,
like a decision in the way the movie was going to look.
The first time I seen it, but on the rewatch, it kind of made me think, you know, especially everything's seen very culty, you know, especially with this logo.
And it feels very ritualistic the way they kind of gather around the meat and, you know, and then you know these super, what do you say, the richest of the rich, the 1% of the 1%.
You know, when you get that fucking rich, you get weird.
So you're telling me, Elon's eating a leg right now, huh?
Probably more like
I don't shut down on Twitter
but yeah probably he is.
Our Bill Gates, right?
That guy don't even go to the grocery store
so he's getting his meat chip from somewhere.
Sure, sure.
But you know, that's how that whole shit happened.
The 1% and things got weird.
That's why I kind of would like to kind of seem
if it was going to be a sequel,
I would like to see her maybe
kind of
because she seemed to kind of like
human meat when she tasted it.
You know, she wasn't really repulsed after her.
Well, I mean, who wouldn't?
Well, she vomited the first time, though, right?
She's like throwing it all up.
Yeah, that was the psychological part, right?
Well, sure, sure, sure.
Once she settled into it and said, okay, well, what the fuck?
Let's give it a real try with an open mind, right?
In my mind, a sequel would be her maybe kind of
battling with the fact.
that she might kind of like it and might try to search out this organization.
But then I kind of want to see a backstory about this organization.
Right.
Because you can get into some fucking really weird shit, you know, with these people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What was the movie we saw a couple of years ago with Samara weaving and Glenn from the Walking Dead in it?
Where they were doing the bizarre.
Like where they were all.
corporate building.
Mayhem.
Yeah, that.
Mayhem.
Yeah, mayhem.
Mayhem.
I thought Mayhem had a great setup for like a series or a whole bunch of movies or a TV series or something.
And that never happened.
I guess it still might.
That would be pretty cool, especially if Samara weaving's in it.
But, yeah, I can see what you're saying, Brian.
Yeah, this is ripe for that type of thing.
There's just so many aspects I wanted to see more of.
Like, when we get to reveal the wife, possibly.
maybe being a former victim
that he just made his wife
and I kind of wanted more on that backstory
because you get the bathroom scene of her kind of checking her face
to see if she has any wrinkles or anything
he's supposed to be a plastic surgeon
We want to live forever!
No, I think she was more so checking.
You're drinking baby's blood.
I think maybe more so she's checking
because she's trying to see if she's still
is up to his standard.
Sure, sure.
Because clearly he was going to replace her
with this other lady.
Right. Yeah, and there's a lot you can say about that
on a society level too. Right, Chad?
I mean, like that's like a big issue.
It's like aging and being replaced
and out with the old and in with the new and all that shit, right?
Yeah, yeah. Well, I guess my only question
about that kind of like final scene
is because you know
the wife is saying like we need to clean this up
so that the dude that she's with
is clearly still around there and these girls are all
in the woods still so it's like I feel like that dude's
like the enforcer guy like is he not going to
like hunt them down to find them like I don't know
like they're all wounded and one of them doesn't have an ass
for fuck's sake right so I
kind of wanted to see what that look like
I really do you get to see her with yeah she's like
stand up and dancing like seems fine I'm like
you cut my ass off I don't think I'm walking around for like a
month or two.
No shit,
but
Dacey is beautiful,
but the first part
of her that I would
cut off is probably
not the part
that she's already missing.
Ah, okay.
Oh.
Maybe he's just not an ass man.
I don't know.
Yeah.
How about the booms,
you know?
And I got to say
MVP of the movie
goes to
her friend's
former boyfriend,
the bartender.
As soon as he heard
the gunshots,
he was like,
I've seen how this movie plays out.
Yeah, he's like, you've seen this movie before, yeah.
He must have been in Get Out.
I totally have to give him the MVP.
It's like that Geico commercial with the room with all the dolls in it or whatever.
That's right.
That's right.
Yeah.
Nope. I've seen that.
That may be my favorite commercial on TV right now.
All right.
Any other comments on Fresh?
I think that's it for me.
Sounds like it's certified fresh on rotten horror returns here.
See what you did there.
All right.
So I think highly recommended it.
It sort of flew under the radar.
If you haven't checked this movie out yet, then definitely go watch it on Hulu.
I love it.
Okay.
All right, let's move on to the menu.
I wish we had a piss break sounder.
Philip,
did you get with Jack about that soundboard yet?
Oh, man, I'm doing shit.
Come on.
All right, so here's the deal about...
I'll figure out a soundboard, though, and I'll get with Jack on it.
You do that, dude, but between the two of us,
I think we should get together to figure out the YouTube thing.
All kidding aside.
I think I'm probably going to upload it on YouTube after we're talking with this.
Just I've been hearing so many people say that their listeners and washers and followers jump so much after they went.
I don't know why.
Is this going to be on the show right now?
I could edit it out or we can.
Okay.
Well, I was going to say, I think I figured out that we just need to bleep out anything within the first five minutes and then we're good.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's leave it in there then, man.
Our listeners deserve to know what we're planning.
totally staying in because I'm not going to take time to edit a video.
I'm,
I don't even know that I have it.
Yeah, and somebody's back.
I like that.
I mean, did you want just dead air?
Did you want to say, hey, Chad?
No, dude, that was fucking awesome.
We just had a conversation about you pissing.
We were just lamenting that we don't have a piss break sounder here.
So, you know.
Well, I've had five drinks in this last hour.
So, you know.
That's all?
Damn, dude.
You got to catch up.
They're flying by.
They're flying by.
Going through me.
All right.
It's night's early, Lance.
Yes, yes it is.
What else is?
What's on the menu?
Which leads us to the menu, a brand new movie in the theaters.
A young couple travels to a remote island to eat at an exclusive restaurant where the chef has prepared a lavish menu with some shocking surprises.
Director is Mark Mylod, also known for several episodes of Succession.
Game of Thrones and The Affair.
Okay.
Wow.
A TV guy.
Okay.
Writers are Seth Rice and Will Tracy.
In 2019, Emma Stone was attached to play the lead role with Alexander Payne directing.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Okay.
In 2021, Anya Taylor Joy replaced Stone and Mark Milon directing.
So they went with somebody with.
even further eyes of her.
They like the weird eyes, I guess.
Screenwriter Will Tracy came up with the idea of the story while visiting Bergen, Norway,
when he took a boat to a fancy restaurant on a nearby private island
and realized they were stuck or trapped on the island until the meal was done.
The lavish food layouts were prepared by renowned French chef Dominique Crenn.
the only female chef in the United States to attain three Michelin Stars for her restaurant,
Atelier Cren, in San Francisco.
Though many of the cast and crew were often tempted to taste the delicacies between takes,
they had to be reminded that the food items were predominantly props and thus inedible.
And they will be killed if they touch it.
Chad, what did you think about the menu?
I fucking love the menu
Yeah, I was
I saw this
A couple months ago at a festival
And with a full crowd
And got a lot of
It was one of those movies
It definitely enhanced with a crowd
Um
Okay
I thought you were gonna see with mushrooms
But okay
Well I mean
Maybe that's the third time
I'll watch it
Yeah so I mean
It was a full packed house
Everybody was laughing
As we left the theme
leader they gave us cheeseburgers so it was like uh on top of it so yeah i mean they they definitely
played it up really nicely but no i thought this is uh one of the funnier movies i've seen in a while
uh obviously social commentary but it's also just like a straight genre picture too right i mean
like this is right i mean ray finds is pretty much fantastic and everything he touches uh i love
that dude on you taylor joy i think is great in this nicholas holt is just the biggest douchebag in
the world yes he is
but he plays it so well.
Yeah. Yeah, I think the supporting cast, I liked all of them a lot.
I kept you guessing.
Yeah, I really, really dug this movie.
Kind of the same thing.
I didn't really have much expectations, but I love Succession,
so I know Mark Myelad was from that, so I was anticipating his movie a little bit.
But, yeah, I really, really dug this.
This is probably incontinent of my top ten as of right now, I think.
Very nice.
So, yeah, that's where I'm standing.
So where are you guys at?
you're all like, I fucking hate it.
Hold on. Before we move on, Chad, I want to know
what visual would be on your
tortilla. That's a good
question, man. That is a good question, isn't it?
Judge about what was on there, as if
Chad tells us, he probably would have to kill us.
That's right.
It's probably just me passed out
somewhere from drinking too much.
Sure. I don't know.
Sent to the wrong person.
I've never seen a dick pick
in my life, okay?
Yeah, and I'm not going to start now.
Just because my name's Chad doesn't mean I send dick pictures.
How fucking dare you.
How dare you.
With or without the scarf.
Ooi, oy, o'y.
Oh, yeah, that's a good.
Yeah, that would be a nice little addition ornament for the, yeah.
I'm going to up my dick pick level of a game, apparently.
Brian, what do you think?
I have to agree with Chad.
I love this movie.
it is possibly in my top 10
I'm along with Lance
my friend here I'm a big fan of food shows
and the way
some of the scenes went this was like your favorite
food show that just
got really went into fucked up places
and I thought
I thought Ray Fines was excellent
I know I crack jokes on
On your tail of joy's eyes but I really
enjoy her as actress. I thought she was really
good in it. I love the supporting
cast. I don't know how I spaced out. I didn't even know
John Leguizama was even in this movie.
And I like
the character he played in it.
Nicholas Holt, yeah, this
ultimate fanboy
foodie asshole.
Right. Man, I wanted to punch him in the face so many times.
And that's the credit
to the actor playing it.
Yeah, if you want to punch him in this,
you ought to watch that series The Great that he's in.
You'd really want to punch him where he plays Peter the Great.
A little bit more darkly comedic than I actually thought it was going to be,
which just fresh.
It just added to my entertainment.
And as the story progressed, it just had me just trying to figure out,
where is this going?
Where is it going?
And then when we got there, I was just kind of like, wow.
And just overall, I thought it was just a great movie.
Yeah
Lance
Who's the thing?
Man I don't know
How I got to see the trailer for this one
A long, long, long, long time ago
It was before, I think it was
Help me out here, Chad,
Remember the Werewolf movie
Where they had to make the silver bullets
And it was the family that got slaughtered
Oh, with that guy
They keep pushing the big actor
the Boyd Holford.
Yeah, God damn.
Oh, yes, I know what you're talking about.
The curse? Maybe the curse?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think I have two names based on what country.
But, yeah, so I think, yeah, okay, so I think I saw it before that.
And so I was so excited to share this with my wife,
because this is like one I know we're going to watch together.
Because we're incredibly big foodies.
We love the Michelin Star restaurants.
We love the big chefs.
Food Network shows, stuff on Netflix.
anything having to do with food, we're fucking all over it.
I mean, for fuck's sake, she's a district manager with a company, a retail chain that sells
nothing but incredibly high-end, expensive, you know, cutlery, cookware, gadgets, coffee,
I mean, for fuck sake, dude, they sell a $6,900 coffee maker at her store, okay?
So I knew this was going to be a great movie for both of us to see, and I came home so excited.
and I'm like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, you got to see this trailer.
This is one we're going to watch together.
And so I look it up and all I could find was like an old Korean film called the menu.
And I'm like, is it a remake of that?
I'm like, I'm wondering.
So I kind of watched the trailer.
I'm like, I don't think it's the same.
I think it's just like the same name, but Americanized.
So finally, I don't know, fucking a month later, I found it and watched it with her.
And she's like, yeah, I'll go with you to see that.
That looks amazing.
So, you know, of course, you know, we went and checked it out.
We went to probably the very first.
We're not like fucking super chat over here, okay?
Make no mistake.
We don't get to go to these goddamn fucking events and see these wonderful movies
two months in advance and talk to everybody about how great it is.
Yeah, I'm just feeling a tactical.
No, dude.
All kidding aside, man.
It was everything that you hinted that it would be.
I love the fact that when I kept asking you,
is it kind of like this?
Is it kind of like this?
You said, nope, nope, nope.
And you were right, because it's not like any of that.
But it's sort of a dash of this, a smidgen of this, a dollop of this.
It's almost kind of like they took all these ingredients from all these great films
that we've seen over the last three or four years.
And they've made it into, they've congealed it.
They've gelled.
We gel.
They jelled it.
It's a great fucking original thing that I did.
not see coming. I didn't see anything
in it coming. And it was amazing
dude because usually AJ
can figure movies out from the beginning.
And so probably after about like the
third act, I'll always look at her and I'll say,
what's happening? What's the end game going to be?
And like nine times out of ten, she gets
it. But she looked at me and she honestly
said, I have no fucking idea.
That's the mark of a good movie.
So we enjoyed this a lot.
And when I saw
the trailer originally and I saw all
the talent that was in here and I definitely
remember Leguizamo being in the trailer and I definitely remember like a couple of the
douchebag financiers, a few of them I've seen in other roles before too and they've always
I'm an alpha I'm for I was like I can't wait for you to get your comeuppance right and I was just like
why are they lowering these or why are they carrying these wings out you know and why are they
saying that every single meal
is part of a
master painting that he designs
that at the end you're going to get it. It's all
one, you know,
it's just crazy, dude. And then the way
I love fucking the way they turn it
on its ear. Like they would show
course number one, like you're watching a
824 movie, right?
And it's like the fucking
the card that you see
that says course one and it gives you
the exact description of the meal.
And as the movie goes, they just
get more and more chaotic and off
track from what it was expected to
be. And then
the fact that Anya Taylor Joy's
character is such a fucking wild card
as we find out later on, I won't
say why, but there's a reason she's a wild
card. She's different from everybody else
there. And then when they get
that turnaround at the end where she
realizes, all I have to do is
this, and it works, I'm like,
holy shit, what a great
movie! Yes,
I did enjoy it.
Yeah, I think I'm definitely going to end up having to rewatch this one.
It's going to be in contention for a top 10 for sure.
I did not expect any of it.
This is not the movie that I thought I was going to be watching at all.
That's a good sign.
That's always a good sign, right?
Kind of like Barbarian.
Not at all the people I thought I was going to watch.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was something, you know, not as wild as Barbarian,
but it just did not go in the directions that I thought it was going to go at all at any point in time during the entire movie.
But very, very interesting.
I'll give it that.
Yeah, these are few and far between because there's so much out there that's just like follow a formula.
Follow a formula, follow a formula, because we know it'll make money.
And this is like one of those where they said, don't follow a formula and let's see what happens.
So anybody know what the box office numbers are?
I know we're only on the first weekend here.
No, I've made $9 million, a little over nine this weekend, I think.
So that's modest, right?
It was projected 8 to 12, so yeah, I'd landed in that.
Nice, nice.
Good word of mouth.
It's got a good audience score.
So I think it'll be the Thanksgiving holiday and stuff.
Yeah, it'll keep doing business for sure.
Well, and then between these two, I kind of wanted to watch Bones and Allmore, because that one just came out, right?
Is that out yet?
I think Brian, didn't you tell me it was coming out next week?
Comes out this Wednesday.
I think it got a limited release.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm looking forward to that one too.
The Meny Worldwide Box Office is at $15 million now.
Oh, shit.
Wow.
Yeah, great.
And Anya Taylor Joy, listen, she does look weird, but she's also beautiful.
That's kind of goes scone.
Yeah.
Just like the movie.
Yeah, well, this movie, I enjoyed this movie a lot more than I did The Viking, that's for sure.
Is that what it was called, The Viking?
I don't you remember the name anymore.
The Northman?
There you go, the Northman.
I just got that movie on 4K the other day.
How dare you.
Do you love it, Chad?
Did you get the Black Friday, Sam?
Yeah, it was only $9.
Yeah, I got it to pick it up too.
Everything ever all at once for $9, the back.
Batman for 9 on 4K?
Yeah, I still buy some physical media.
Okay.
I didn't own Interstellar, and I got that for like $7.99.
Yeah, that's awesome, man.
All right.
I bought that movie on iTunes, and I've never rewatched it.
Are you talking about Interstellar or the Northman?
Interstellar.
It's just like too deep for me, man.
I've got to give it another try.
Maybe with some of those shrooms you guys are mixing into the food in the menu movie here.
There you go.
Lance is not a fan of the Northman.
Not really. I wasn't a huge fan. Chad, you loved it or what?
Yeah, it's probably my top 10 of the year so far. Yeah. I mean, I love it. That's beautiful.
We got six weeks left. I don't know. I mean, I think 2020 has been a bad year for movies if I'm being completely honest.
See, I think the exact opposite, dude, it's going to be very hard for me to come up with my top 10.
What did you think about everything everywhere all at once? I think we talked about that a little bit.
Yeah, that isn't my top five for sure. Yeah. Did you like, no?
I did like nope.
See, I think it's been a great year for horror.
I just don't. The movie is overall.
Yeah, I think the horror movies this year have been like top 10.
I mean, it's an amazing year for horror, I think.
Okay, all right.
But yeah, yeah.
Do you not agree?
I totally agree.
And here's what bothers me, dude.
The last three or four times I've been to the movie theater,
besides having to watch fucking Nicole Kidman every goddamn time I go because I'm AMC, right?
every fucking movie has been
Oscar bait bullshit
and they all look fucking horrible
this year. To me
they just all look so contrived
this year like
I don't know I'm not excited
about any of the songs. There's a lot of movies about Hollywood
I mean it's Spielberg's making a movie
about movies the Fableman's
you got Sam Mendes making empire of light about movies
Absolutely
Babylon's all about Hollywood
You got it you hit the nail right on the head
I'm like way too much masturbation
this year. But we'll see. We'll see. Maybe
Jordan Peel will get in there and get another
screenwriting Oscar or something. Who knows?
But you weren't a big fan of Pearl or X, right?
Not a huge fan. I enjoyed them, but I wasn't
like blown away with either one of them.
Yeah, I think it's been a great year for horror. It's just, yeah, the movies, I think
in general have kind of been lacking. But yeah, there's always
great ones to come along. So six weeks left.
December is usually full of some decent ones.
Violet Night looks pretty fun a few weeks.
Yeah.
I don't think it's going to be a top ten.
Well, no, no, no.
But it looks fun.
It looks like a fun genre movie.
Everything everywhere all at once is maybe one of the classics of all time, I think.
I could definitely.
I know.
That's going to be a tough battle between that nope for me at the end.
But we'll see.
And something else may pop up.
You know, maybe this one we're talking about right now.
Who knows?
Maybe.
I got a lot of movies to rewatch.
I'm not to.
Yeah.
turn the TV on while I'm smoking the bird.
There you go, man.
Thanksgiving.
Well, just deep fry it, man.
Then it only takes like 30 minutes, right?
I don't know.
I got a big old cinder block smoker in the back yard.
You got to do the smoking.
I got you.
I'm doing the best way.
Stuff with it.
All right, scores on the menu, Chad.
What do you think?
Easy, strong eight for me.
Yeah.
Oh, nice, nice.
Yeah.
There's nothing I can really
Nothing I didn't like about it.
I thought, yeah, the cast is great.
The writing's really clever, really fun all around.
So yeah, I definitely recommend this.
Brian?
Exactly everything Chad said,
except I'm going to go one point higher and give it a nine.
Oh, wow.
This show's like crazy tonight.
A lot of repetition here.
I'm right with Chad again.
I'm easy eight.
It's exactly an eight.
This is an eight.
This is exactly what an eight is supposed to be for me,
which means it's almost guaranteed at top's end spot.
All right.
And part of the reason that I have to rewatch this movie is because I didn't see this in theater again.
Phil, if you're killing us, dude.
I know, dude.
So I definitely need to rewatch it.
For now, I'm going to give it a 7.5, so I'm going to be the low man.
Okay.
But, uh...
Just for that, you have to go see men three times.
I don't do that.
I might have seen that one or no.
But, yeah, I reserve the right to go higher.
All right.
All right. Spoilers.
This is a motherfucking spoiler alert.
You've been fucking warned.
This is a motherfucking spoiler alert.
You've been fucking warned.
This is a motherfucking spoiler alert.
You've been fucking warned.
I'm just going to jump.
up in real quick and say
I really enjoyed Ray Fines
and Nicholas Holt
you know we already talked about his
duchiness in it and Anya Tela Joy
but the supporting cast
I thought everybody
did a great job from
the lady that was the food critic
to her yes man
publisher that was with her
to John Leguizamo's
past his prime actor
that's still
what he called himself
a name drop horror or whatever
he's
He's name dropping people
He don't even really know
That's the exact line
That fucking movie he's in too
It's like the best title
I can't even remember what it was
Good
I think they wrote it
Doctor Sunshine or something
Yes that's what yeah
I watched this movie
And I fucking hated it
A fucking Robin Williams movie or something
Oh
Uh huh
Oh
After that
That scene with the Coast Guard guy
I love that he brought it up
as a movie that he liked, but come to find out, he's just actually working with the chef.
The Coast Guard scene, Brian, was the one scene that kind of took me out just a little bit,
because I was like, I know for a fact this dude's in on it.
It was like too obvious for me, but you know.
As soon as he pulled the gun, I was like, oh, okay.
Here we go.
And then he started pointing it.
Yeah, and who else was in the cast?
The three investment guys.
Oh, yeah, sure.
You know, bring, you know, the breadless dish.
You know, he's just like bringing some bread.
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I work with?
Oh, yes.
The breadless dish.
I liked her response.
She was like, I know who you work for, not with.
She was pretty good, man.
Yeah, she got that straight face.
And I will say I did want a little bit more with the staff.
Right.
You know, this is completely, it seems like a cult.
You know, they're willing to die for their leader, you know, kill themselves.
Yeah.
You got the mask, Brian.
What else do you need, man?
Come on.
Yeah, but I.
That tells everything you need to know if he'll do that.
You know, you get the story with the one sous chef that, you know, he, he, he, he,
basically was trying to fuck her
multiple times and
she kept saying no and
she got to stab him in the leg, you know, after
his apology and it was, you find out
it was her idea
for the mass murder suicide
at the end. I'm just kind of wanting
to know why
is everybody on the
on the same page?
Yeah. That was my question
throughout the whole movie. I'm like, okay.
Yeah, how is everybody
just on board with this? Right.
Well, what freaked me out
was when we found out
Nicholas Holt knew about it the whole time
and that he invited someone to come with him
that he knew was going to die.
And she did exactly what I was thinking in my head
when she punched a shit out of him.
Oh, she totally reminded me of
fuck, what's her name?
The chick from Glow when she was in the hunt.
That was kind of like the same character, right?
In the same basic scenario,
except like you said, Chad, it wasn't
a most dangerous game.
story. That was just like one little
scene. That's what you kept asking about that night.
Yeah, you're like surviving the games.
At that, I don't know.
I'll tell you anything. Not quite.
Most dangerous game or some kind of serving people,
cannibal thing or whatever.
Sure, sure.
But it was done to that.
I kind of got some vibes from a pig
because the one scene where Nicholas Cage went in and told the guy,
you know, hey, you wanted to do a, you didn't want to do this.
You're miserable. You did not want to fucking be here.
You wanted to make, you know, like a British-style pub and do pub food.
You should have fucking done that, you dumb ass, you know?
And then that reminded me so much of when she looked and saw the picture of him.
All the pictures of him, he's looked miserable, except the one where he was flipping a hamburger.
And he was smiling, just ear to ear.
And it's like, okay, that's coming back.
That hamburger is going to play into this somehow.
Yeah, and I just, can I get fries with that?
He was like, Julianne or crinkle cut?
you know, and then she bites it and was like, that's a good burger,
but my eyes were bigger than my stomach, you know, can I get this to go?
And I'm like, is this your way out?
Is this your way out?
It worked.
It worked.
It worked.
I love it, man.
She got through to him.
But at what point do you say, I need to get the fuck out of here?
Well, they all tried, didn't they?
I mean, early did a lot of people try?
He tried to break the glass with the chair, which.
Right.
wasn't working and Ray finds the chef even he even mentions it later you guys could have probably
oh yeah done more even maybe succeeded but you guys didn't even try they became sheep right
well and then even when he gave them the head start um listen if you give me a head start and let me
run off into the woods for a little while I'm tempted what two guys after me that's at least a fair shot
A fair shot, right.
Yeah, but see, my thing is...
My thing, he said a head start to run.
Everybody ran someplace to hide.
I'm fighting for my life.
I'm not just, I'm not sitting in a pinion coop.
Even though that guy did get rewarded for being the last one caught.
Yeah.
Right.
He's an interesting little, Dave.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was pretty interesting.
I did think it was fucked up.
The one lady got killed because he was like, what college did you go to?
And she was like, Brown.
And he was like, did you have student loans?
And she was like, no.
And he was like, you're dying tonight.
Oh, God.
Because the whole thing was your giver or a taker.
And all the people that were getting murdered were takers.
And, no, she, what I thought they should have did was when she revealed,
I've been stealing money from you and this and that.
if they had so many people's information, like they had that information.
Like, you're not really a good person.
You're just pretending to be.
I wish they would have just did that instead of just like with the holes.
I mean, it was funny that you don't have student loans.
So you're dying tonight too.
Yeah.
I see that.
She was rich.
Well, that and then the tortilla scene, I started kind of getting a saw vibe.
Like, okay, this is jigsaw and he's going to like punish everybody who like spit on him in a bus.
or something like that.
Did y'all think it might start going that direction?
At that point, I didn't really know where it was gone.
Right.
I thought he was going to kind of kill him one by one and then serve him to each other.
Oh, that would have been interesting.
Well, maybe in the sequel.
He did put that guy's pinky in the gift bag for him.
Oh, that's right.
There was a lot of comedy sprinkled in here, wasn't there?
more than I thought there would be.
Oh, yeah.
If Gordon Ramsey was as much of an asshole as he sounds like he is.
Exactly.
Gordon Ramsey's a pussy compared to this guy, huh?
Well, Gordon Ramsey, he's not as much of an ass as he appeared on TV.
He's actually a pretty decent.
Well, got to ham it up for the camera, right?
But most of it is an act.
I mean, some of it's not because that just is kind of how chefs are.
I don't know if you guys
really watch a lot of his stuff.
I did like, I don't know if they threw it in
because of Gordon or when he called that guy
a donkey.
That is some Gordon Ramsey.
Is it?
Yeah.
He'll call someone a donkey or something
ridiculous like a donut.
And you're just like, is that bad
in England or something?
Right.
I don't think there's a whole lot of doubt about it
when it comes out of his mouth, though.
my wife because of who she works for,
she's come in contact with a lot of big name chefs
and like,
Giata,
you guys have heard of Giata,
right?
She said she's like the biggest fucking cunt
ever.
Yeah,
she was like,
I want this here and I want this here
and you get over there
and you stand here and what the fuck?
Why is this not ready yet?
She was like a complete prima donna.
Well,
AJ was just,
she totally seems like that from her on TV.
Okay, so she's true to life then.
A.J. was just cracking up laughing at some of the scenes where they were like,
yes, chef!
Almost like Nazis doing the salute.
Don't put that on YouTube.
Good movie.
It's already there.
Cancell already.
Well, that was quick.
Didn't even get to the second course.
Any other words, guys, before we call it tonight?
Oh, I think so.
Yeah, we've covered a lot.
Obviously, this one has a lot of social commentary, right?
About the haves and haves-nots and the people who serve and the people who sit back and accept.
Real quick way, we didn't talk about it.
Her being out of place was the fact that she, he can tell she was in the,
doing air quote service industry i mean she's still servicing people just in a different way
i didn't see that coming that's for sure well um to be fair they her industry and his industry
they both right make people happy so but but at the same time it makes sense why nicholas
holds character was fine bringing her along without telling her either he thought she's like
lesser lesser part of society i'll bring absolutely disposable right
makes me want to see who this other chick was that he was supposed to bring.
Yeah, that's true.
I think there's more to come, Chad, don't you?
I think we're going to get something else is going to come from this,
if not a direct sequel, like some kind of an offshoot or something.
I mean, what's left, they're all fucking dead.
It's just hurt about it.
Yeah, but there's still the idea out there.
I don't know, man.
I see something else coming.
That might be way off.
That was the funniest thing ever.
Their little marshmallow.
Joe. Oh, my God.
Showing like the chocolate melting on their face and shit.
Mitz Samari's your heart out.
All right. Well, Chad, thanks again for joining
us, dude. Tell us what's
coming up. You got anything you like to
pamp for binge media or just like
listen to the fucking show, people.
Yeah, everybody should be.
No, like I said at the beginning,
12 days of binge commentaries are coming.
a much of Christmas movies
and much assholes
just doing commentaries
for Christmas movies coming up.
Like I said,
we're relaunching movie homework.
It's going to be,
I think people really like
what we're going to do with it.
It's kind of flipping it
what we did before,
so it's going to be fun.
But yeah, just same thing.
708406-9-546
is the voicemail line
to call in, you know,
a binge, of course.
So yeah, just talk shit.
That's what we do with the
over there on binge media.
So, yeah, man.
It's good brother-sister podcast network relationship we got going with you guys.
So, yeah, absolutely.
Very good, man.
Thanks for joining.
I'm sure we'll see you sooner than later.
I know Alex is going to stop by in a few weeks, so that's always fun.
Very nice.
All right.
And as always, we want to thank you guys.
I'm talking to you, YouTube watchers that just saw me do the Hitler salute.
We want to thank you for listening to another episode of The Horror Returns.
edit it out now, you just brought it up.
Yeah, well, that editing
is a motherfucker dude when I get down to
it on it. So we'll see.
But sometimes it's kind of
funny to, as long as
you say, what
does Weird Al call all of his
performances? He says it's parody, right?
Yeah, that's right. So we're straight
parody, right? Copyright,
parody.
Yeah, I don't think that one counts. I'm pretty
sure there's people in jail with that kind of stuff in Europe.
No, no,
No parody pass, huh?
Okay.
Well, thanks for listening to another episode,
maybe the final episode, of The Horror Returns.
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Yeah, and real quick
depending on how news and trailers is
we'll probably cut that out unless there's something
absolutely we need to talk about so
Yeah we can do that because we might
have a guest Brian or
what are you thinking?
It's up to you. Schedule guests.
Dude, if we got a, okay, then if we've got a slot open.
I just work here.
We do have a guest, and he is a filmmaker, so that's always cool.
So we'll put the IMDB links on and stuff like that.
But we're going to get to talk about some 20-22 movies.
So until the horror returns again, Phil.
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