The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #344: Al Ramseur’s Patreon Pick - Tragedy Girls (2017) Commentary

Episode Date: December 29, 2022

This week, we celebrate our super patron Al Ramseur with his Commentary pick: Tragedy Girls. And also a very special Happy Birthday to Al as he celebrates 38 years and counting. Cool of the week includes Bones and All, Bullet Train,and Office Christmas Party. The podcast spotlight shines on The Hamityville Horror. Thanks for listening! The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@thehorrorreturnspodcast3277 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Twitter: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= THR TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-horror-returns SK8ER Nez Podcast Network: https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c4166 ESP Anchor Feed: https://anchor.fm/mac-nez E Society YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A Music By: Steve Carleton Of The Geekz  

victims. For those of you delight and dread, who fantasize about fear, who glorify and go, welcome. You have found the place where the horror returns. Listeners beware. This podcast contains major plot spoilers and the foulest of language. Join us in celebrating the old and the new, the best, and the worst in horror. Welcome back, one and all to the horror returns. I'm Lance, and with me as always are my co-host, Brian and Philip, possibly Nes later.

We got him booked in. We'll see what happens, but this show's not about us tonight. Because this is our commentary for a super patron. And who would that super patron be, Philip? Mr. Al Ram Soar. Yes. Off in a boat somewhere in either Israel or... Where the fuck is he, Brian?

Al, where are you? I don't know. I'm really curious of what he does for work. He could tell you, but then he'd have to kill you. Yes. Yeah. He's always offshore. But whatever you do, Al, we appreciate you.

If you're in the Marines, hats off to you. If you're in the space Marines, I don't know, UFOs off to you, Philip. Fucking send us an email, man. I need information. All right, but yeah, Al, we appreciate your generosity, brother. You've been listening to the show for a very, very long time because I know that you'd weighed in, way back in the early days of the show. we appreciate everything you do for us, man. And we're not going to do your three movies until you're here with us.

So we'll go ahead and do the commentary now, but we did plan your three movies to February 15th. If we need to change the date, we will, but we want you with us. So in the meantime, guys, we've had some strange weather here in Texas. A little bit closer to what you're used to, Brian. but now we're getting back up into the 50s and headed toward the 70s. So weather talk for the show.

Weather talk. The weather returns. Those two days of ice really fuck shit up in Texas. Yeah. I guess I probably ought to watch the language on YouTube. But, you know. Only for the first five minutes, right, Ryan? Yeah, I've already F-bomb like four times.

I don't know. I don't know how YouTube works. It's just how I talk, man. We'll do. I guess we'll just do what we do till they tell us otherwise, like, you know, has been done before. I don't know how any of this works. I don't know how social media works anymore.

They keep changing the rules. Some certain somebody took over Twitter, the rules keep changing every week. I can definitely tell you guys that I had a family gathering here over the weekend, Christmas week. and Christmas weekend and now THR studios here in my garage are smelling very much like resin and weed for some reason.

So apparently there were some people out here at all hours of the night doing this, that, and the other, but ooh, man, I can smell it. He's got a contact tie. Let's do it. Yeah, let's do it. Well, I'll

jump into Cool of the Week, I suppose. We can get this show on a road. I did watch a couple of things this week. One of them I'm actually really excited about. Well, first one we'll get out of the way. It was actually really good. The Stanford prison experiments. It was on shutter. Yeah. True story. I'm always a sucker for. It was really good. I liked it. I mean, nothing bad to say about it, but it did get overshadowed by the fact that Bullet Train is now on Netflix. I watched that over the weekend, too. I love this movie.

What's that, Philip? I love this movie, man. Is it badass? It's awesome. It's very, it's got like a guy reachy kind of feel to it. Okay. The two British dudes totally make the movie, even though one of them's not actually British, but. The twins?

Yeah, the twins. Are the American actors pretending to be British? One of them. One of them. Yeah. It's a kick-ass and a paperboy. Oh, for fuck's sake. Kick-ass is a British guy who, until now, was pretending to be American.

So, it works out. Brad Pitt was phenomenal. I'm liking this Brad Pitt, this super-chill, action-bad-ass guy. Right. It's sort of been doing in the past couple of movies. So I hope it continues. A lot of cameos, too. Oh, there's a ton of people.

Because I'm not going to spoil it, but I didn't even know who's the bad guy, who was playing the bad guy, because they never showed it in the trailers or anything. Yeah, until the very end. And I love, I love this guy. He's in a ton of shit. I probably don't know his name, but he's awesome. So it wasn't like the hunt where they had a female bad guy at the end? No. Okay.

I thought it was going to be like the Julia Roberts or something like that. I was only one female bad guy. And it was, what's her name? Jamie King? She's like in a whole bunch of movies. Ah, okay. Wasn't she in, my name is Earl? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Chon chick? No, she's in those movies that you love, The Kissing Booth on Netflix. Oh. Oh, my God. Joey, Joey King. Okay. Is that what I said?

I said, Jamie Presley. I thought you said Jamie. Presley. Oh, okay. I was thinking of Jamie Presley. Yeah. Joey King. That's who I meant.

Yeah. Aye. She was a bad guy? Yeah. Yeah. There's a bunch of female bad guys. And there's also a big female character that pops up at the very end that you were like, oh, my God. It seems like I should have figured that out, but didn't know that was her.

Yeah. Yeah. It's, I forgot his name. The guy that directed, he worked on the John Wick movies directed this one. Oh, okay. So it's kind of like how Philip said, the guy Ritchie kind of mixed with the John Wick. Yeah. A lot of action comedy.

A lot of action. Very stylized. A lot of really fucking funny dialogue, man. Like they don't go 10 seconds without throwing a joke out and they all hit. They're all kind of British dry humor a little, but they all hit. It's great. Yeah. Sounds like what I needed in my life right now when I get down to my not so cool of the week.

Yeah, watch this movie if you haven't seen it. Bullet Train is amazing. It's on my top 10. I'll check it out if I ever get a chance. And because, Brian, should I jump in? Yeah, because I... Let me list them off. I kind of got back on it, so I had a bunch of movies over the weekend.

Yeah, but yours are good. That's the difference. Mine are all hallmarked in lifetime. So let me start. Let me count. the ways. My uncool of the week. Let's see. It's reminds me that Stanford Prison Experiment. I'm surprised you haven't shocked yourself. I'm in the middle of it. So I've got a lot like Christmas.

Basically, guys, the plot of this is that a lady from New York City goes to a small town. She reimagines and relives Christmas in a small town community. Just Lindsay Lohan. She stays there. No, it's somebody named Maggie Lawson. Never heard of her before. Okay, so that is a lot like Christmas. The next uncool of the week, my Christmas fiancé. So basically, you've got a career woman from New York City, goes out to the country, she red discovers Christmas in a Christmas-themed town.

I sense of theme with these movies. So, like, Sweet Home Alabama is what this movie is. She falls in love with the country bumpkin and they're happily ever after. Okay, next one. Catering Christmas. Quicks and off. Let me guess. A woman from New York.

Actually, a very successful chef from New York City. Moves back to a small country town. Oh, my God. It's snowing all the time. But all the snowing is basically white painted corn flakes as it is in all these movies, if not just cotton. How do you know what you're watching with these movies? My wife, this is our deal we've got, Brian. She watches the 31 days of horror with me.

I watch 31 days of Christmas with her. Oh, Christmas ends on the 25th. Oh, good point. Okay, my neck's not so cool. Hold on. Let me move on. Oh, now, actually, we had a good one. I got to squeeze one in. It's a wonderful binge.

Have you guys heard of this one? No. Have you heard of this one? of The Binge. Yes. A Hulu movie. Okay, this is the sequel to the binge. So basically,

Philip, this is a straight-up parody on the purge. We're one day out of the year. All drugs and alcohol are made illegal. But one day out of the year, you can do as much as you want of everything. It's like Burning Man. Yeah, exactly.

But they've moved it to Christmas. So this was actually pretty decent. Okay. Sounds like an amazing Christmas. I would totally spend time with my family at that. Well, they actually, one of the biggest items that they have is, what do they call those little things where you open it up each day? Advent Gallander, right? Yes.

There's a chocolate in there. These are just heroin needles and crack. Exactly. Yeah, like a little bottle. Like the first day, it's a little bottle of whiskey. But the coolest one is, I think, day 13, where you open. it's a ketamine explosion. And no matter where you are, ketamine explodes and everybody breeds it in.

And I think they were inside, they were inside like an Uber when the explosion went off. That's probably not a good place for it. My neck's not so cool of the week. Merry little Christmas baby. This is a little different. She wasn't from New York. She was from Atlanta. But it was the same concept.

Is it like the reverse? She goes to the city? No, but that would be a twist. She just leaves the big city of Atlanta and the suburbs. We're back on track. We're back on track. Missletoe in Montana. That's time you have an Idris Elbow wannabe that takes his daughters to Montana to a working dude ranch.

And Melissa Joan Hart, remember her? Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Clarissa explains it all. That's right. So this time you got the big city guy that goes to the small town and decides to stay there with his family. So you had a little bit of a twist. We did it on a high note, though. Last night we watched Office Christmas Party, which is a damn funny movie.

That one is pretty fantastic. A lot of town in there. Good call. I haven't watched that one yet. Yep. Maybe not so cool of the weeks, but I guess I got too cool of the weeks hidden in there somewhere, Brian. Nice. Let's see.

I'm trying to get as much new shit as I can to kind of flesh out my list for next week. Let's see. Checked out Scare Package 2. Rad Chad's Revenge, the sequel to the horror anthology. Not for me. No. The humor just wasn't hitting with me. I just like...

Okay. It was... Maybe it'll work for somebody else, but for me, it just felt like it was trying too hard to be funny. Oh, I got you. Yep, that's overkill. Just asleep. Yeah. Next one I checked out last night was Pray for the Devil.

I heard this was horrible. Which one is that? It's, what is her name? It's in the theater still. No, it's, no, it's, uh, the girl that becomes the exorcist at the, yeah, the nun that becomes the exorcist. Yeah. It's just not one of those super bland, there's a hundred movies named something like this.

Yeah, it's, it's not, it's not the worst thing I've seen, but it's, it's nothing new. I mean, other than the nun at this school, she kind of walks in on this, this, this, uh, priest teaching all these other priests about, you know, how to perform exorcisms. and she has like... I like that's how to perform oral sex. I like that's where your mind goes. Is that what priests normally do? Okay, you too.

Bye. But she walks in on this class and she's had experience with exorcism in her family. And so she's kind of taking the class. And then there's a young, of course, there's a young girl that's being possessed and they have to perform exorcism. and it's completely nothing that you haven't seen before. Right, no doubt, no doubt. But not terrible. I mean, it was...

I thought it was going to be terrible. I don't know if it's a movie I would like go to the theater to watch, but like... Definitely not. Yeah, but it pops up on Netflix. It's not a bad time filler. Like, it doesn't suck. It's just not super awesome. Let's see.

already talked about bullet train bullet train is awesome checked out glass onion and knives are mystery oh yeah I watched that too I didn't like it as much as the first one yeah I didn't really I thought that kind of leaned a little too heavy on the comedy

okay and it felt short yeah it was two and a half hour movie guys yeah but it kind of felt like it was just kind of going going going going not really half hours I'll say a little less than two and a half. I thought it was an hour and a half. Oh, I may be off. I could have sworn I looked

it up and said, no, I think it's definitely over two hours. Oh, wow. Okay. Well, damn, I guess that's a good sign for me. The Kennedy bomb went off near you, Philip. Yeah. I mean, the, the cast was great. It's Christmas. I've been drinking a lot. I really, I really like Dave Batista in it. Janelle Mnay was great in it. Yes. But David, Daniel Craig, as Benoit, they kind of just made him like super comedic and just kind of... Yeah. He was almost a parody of himself. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That's bad to hear.

But he still... I mean, I thought. Other than that, I mean, it's a good watch. I mean, it's on Netflix. Okay. I think I might have been a little disappointed if I've seen it in theater, but it's good for Netflix and great cast.

All right. Yeah, he was so good in the first one, you know? They are making a third one, and I will watch the third one, because I like these ensemble cast and these kind of murder mysteries. Will it also be directed by Ryan Johnson? The third one? Yeah.

So will Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia pop up maybe? Well, Princess Leia, I guess, would have to be CGI. Yeah, she's not making it this time. And Ed Norton was good in it. He kind of plays like a... Ed Norton?

He's saying that guy's such an asshole to work with. He plays... plays a good asshole in this yeah yeah like the like the the the more time goes on the more bad things I hear about Edward Norton I'm like I know and this guy but he sort of does play that in this role he's like this okay I'm a bigger than myself charade so it's like so is he like Brian it Brian is he like the Captain America character in this one then no okay ah okay I tried to get you to give away the killer. No.

No. Since Philip went with bullet train as cool of the week, I'm going to go with bones and all. Oh, I can't wait. Oh, yeah. I still really want to see that one. Now, I was a little apprehensive going in this because this is a romance horror. Right. But it actually...

It looks like it's going to be awesome. It actually told a good story. It's involving cannibals. young girl kind of they're called Eaters in this movie and I guess there's there's she finds out there's

others like her so she kind of goes out looking for more like her and that's when she I can't think of that Timothy Shalameh Shalh is that how you say his name? Yeah, that guy is the guy from Dune.

The Dacetius. Yeah, Paula Trades. She meets him and you know they they spark up a relationship and then on the way there she's kind of finding more about herself those others like her

you meet other other eaters and they're super fucking creepy and there's like rules to how they interact with each other and she has to feed or else she

kind of goes into like a kind of animalistic state are they zombies No, they're people, but they just have some, there's something about them. Psychological. Like living zombies. They have to feed. Oh, wow.

But she's kind of dealing with the fact that she doesn't want to kill people. Interesting. Okay. I didn't see that coming from the trailers. It looks cool. It's from the director that did this Asperia remake. Yes. Is it in the theaters?

Lika Guadagga. It is. Yeah, that guy did it. It is still in theaters, but it's on VOD right now. Oh, all right. I'll pay money for that. Yeah. So I thought the story was good.

Didn't think I was going to really get into a romance-type movie. But like I said, the story was good, and the acting was good. And this Luca guy, he can direct a movie. For sure. Yeah, he's worked a couple of times with Chalemey. Yeah. And the actual movies. and the actress I couldn't put where I've seen her before

she is the main girl in the escape room movies no kidding so she actually can't act okay that's good to know and I'm not going to give away who he is but one of the eaters he's super fucking creepy and they kind of get

he he's the one that kind of breaks down you know, there's others like us and we can do this and there's kind of rules to how we treat each other. Yeah, so I'm in the preview. Yeah. Is it Christopher Walkin?

That would be a completely different movie. Okay, different movie. All right. I like the idea. So we're eaters. And Lance, since you're doing the Christmas thing, have you checked out the apology on Shutter? No. Should I?

Yeah, I kind of I don't know how I feel about it. It's a slow burn. I think we have six more to go. But it's one of those, like, it kind of makes you think if I was put in that situation. How would I handle it? Do you think AJ could handle it? It's not gory or anything.

It's a thriller. It's definitely not a Hallmark movie. I am texting her right now to see if we can get that added to the last six movies. It stars. I can't think. of her name. I'm forgetting everybody's name tonight, but she played Skyler in Breaking Bad. Okay, sure, sure. What is her name? And it also stars, it also stars Linus Roach. He was the cult guy in Mandy.

Oh, wow. Has your attention, Philip? And Genea Gerefalo's in it. Essentially, through the whole movie, it's true. It's kind of a serious, it's a serious role for her. So essentially it's basically like two people throughout the whole movie okay and it takes place uh christmas eve all right i just texted the wife we'll see what the decision is you'll know next week brian yep if you if i was allowed to watch it okay and speaking of slow burn

to just add fuel to the fire here um the stranger on netflix you guys seen that one is that the series Joel Edgerton it's a it's a movie it's super slow it's like a crime drama I don't think I've even heard of this one I don't think I've heard it's on Netflix totally under the radar it's real slow real real real real real slow real atmospheric but pretty good movie and true story interesting the strange on based on true story they basically just based on true events yeah okay adding it to the queue yeah

yeah I'm been to do the same thing right now. All right. Well, we'll, we're going to go ahead and skip trailers and news this week because we're doing the commentary and we've already talked for half an hour. Trailers and news will be back in full force because I think we've kind of missed it like three

weeks in a row. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to have a lot of, hopefully a lot of feedback too, but you guys have to have to write in for us to be able to read it back. But birthday greetings, Al Ramzer, which I forgot to mention. He just had his 38th birthday. And I'm over here thinking, ah, to be 38 again. And Brian is like, what's 38?

I'll be there in like 20 years. I like how you still think I'm the young one. I'm pretty sure. I'm the youngest, and I'm 40. I think compared to me, you guys are all young. I am 42. But yeah, we do want to do a very special shout out to the man who made this episode happen. Al Ramsoor, happy 38th birthday.

And thank for everything that you do for the show and making this happen. We wouldn't be here without you. So if you guys really hate us, send your hate that way. Jesus Christ. And let's see, we do have a podcast. spotlight. We're going to shine that on the Hammityville Horror Podcast. Join two,

sometimes three, explorers of the further beyond as we scour for the movies you may or may not have heard of, and the ones you never want to hear of again. Also, we are here to support the indie horror scene on a grand scale. Check out the amazing projects they have in store for you,

and wait until you see what we have in store for you as well. that's what I really like about those guys. They really do support indie horror. They do like a lot of interviews and stuff with like actors and writers and directors. And they thank us for constantly sharing their stuff. Very nice.

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I mean, are we going to go in blind or how's this going to work? Yes, I will tell you when we start the show and you guys have the challenge of reviewing movies that you didn't know you had to review. That'll be fun. No, you guys will, you guys will be notified of what his picks are the week before. Ah, okay, good. So we'll have a whole week to rewatch him or while. I think he is trying to put together. I told him he can do two random movies or he can do a theme as long as we have.

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A twist on the slasher genre following two death-obsessed teenage girls who, use our online show about real-life tragedies to send their small mid-western town into a frenzy and cement their legacy as modern horror legends. Director is Tyler McIntyre, also known for Patchwork and the segment Gawker in VHS-99. Ah, the Medusa. The Medusa segment. Ah, yeah, yeah. Writer is Justin Olson, also known for the upcoming movie Dweller.

The last names on both the main girls are the last names of famous horror directors. Brianna Hildebrand's character's last name is inspired by Sean Cunningham, the director for Friday the 13th. And Alexandra Shipp's character, her last name is inspired by Toby Hooper, the director most known for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, of course. Rest in peace. Archie Comics and Riverdale were a source of inspiration for the town, Rosedale. Craig is purposely dressed to look like Archie.

Sadie and Micha are both cheerleaders like Betty and Pironica. And the popular teen hangout is the juice bar, which is a contemporary version of a malt shop. I guess that makes sense. Okay. All right. So we're going to try to screen share this sucker and block enough of it out to not get in trouble on YouTube. So if you want to watch along, we'll let us know. Matter of fact, when you hit play, do like a three-second countdown for anybody that wants to sync up. Yes, sir. Good point. All righty. So let's go three.

two, one. Here's our quick edit away from the last garbage fire that we just had. So if I happen to have told you that we're going to screen share this video, that's not going to happen because we can't make it work. So back to old school, we'll play a little bit of audio in the background. And you can follow along with this, but it's on Amazon Prime. Tragedy Girls. Let's start it at zero.

In three, two, one. Oh, hold on. God damn it, Lance. All right, hold on. We're at, we're at six seconds, seven, eight, gunpowder and sky. You guys see that? So we went on like four, but you guys get it. Yeah, it's, yeah, is.

But it is on AMC Plus. So I'm assuming that if you have shutter, it's on shutter. Hold on. I fucked out. We can start over. In association with Ardor Pictures. I like the music. What are you guys at?

We're at the Sweetheart Bridge. 105. 49. 49. 50. 51. House in New Orleans. Oh, it's not the song I thought it was. Sort of started that way. All right, Brian.

It is at 109, 110, 111. All right. Good enough. Archie and Veronica are, or Archie and Betty, are making out of the car. According to Phillips Trivia. That does look like Archie. It looks like an Archie cross with Chris Catan.

And McCulley Culkin. Oh, yeah, exactly. Absolutely. He looks familiar. Yeah. I've seen her in something else. I'm not sure. Now, the other chick that's going to pop up, I've looked at some of her credentials,

and she's been in a shitload of stuff that I've seen. They're both X-Men. No kidding. Okay, yeah, the other one is Storm. This one was in Deadpool. Are you kidding? What was her name? Negasonic Teenage Warhead?

Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh my God Negasonic Teenage What the fuck did you just say Warhead Have you guys seen this before? No I was going to ask you

Yeah this is the first time watch for me Yeah So we can we can thank Al for this That's a bad ass car We said at the same time See That's what we're missing with cars Quit making more and more

just makes a fucking cars. As you know, Philip, I've got an all-electric car. I read an article that they're starting, that people that are really good at fixing up cars are starting to take the old 50s and 60s bodies and scraping

out all the moving parts and the engine and the carburetor all that and putting in batteries. Fantastic. Why don't they just make new ones like that? It's limitless. The possibility is limitless. Oh, we got a slasher here. To go to Philip read in the description.

Okay, now is this really happening, though, or is this like... Close on, bitch. I guess. Yep, that's definitely storm from the X-Men, the new X-Men movies. Is it? Yeah, and what's cool is that they're pretty young, so they could technically be in the Marvel universe. I think Hugh Jackman's way too old to be Wolverine by moving forward, but... Just my opinion, folks.

Cool intro. Yeah. I like that 80s synth pop sound. Yeah. That's in right now. It's hip as the kids. Oh, of course. Oh, there was something I was watching that kind of had that sound to it.

Brian Andor, the New Star Wars show. I have not seen it. Yeah, it's, to me, a little bit boring. That's why it wasn't my cool of the week. You were the only one to say that. for my money it's too much politics like you know the council and the assembly and the generals and the emperors and all that shit and not enough action but then again i'm only about halfway through it so there can still be a lot more coming up a lot of people do love and or the soundtrack though is amazing it sounds like logan's run or something from the late 70s early 80s a lot of a lot of a synthesizing You know, if this guy ended up being like a serial killer in real life, I'd be very surprised.

He fits the bill. What was he in? He's been in a lot of movies. I know he's been a ton of shit, but I can't put my finger on it. He was also in an X-Men movie. Stop it, Brian. He was in one of the horrible Wolverine movies. He was the guy that was blob.

Oh, yeah. Why? Is she really storm? She's pretty. I'm going to be careful about that because I don't know how old she is. Oh, I'm sure she's plenty old. Good, God damn. Well, Philip, you're a little bit older. That doesn't mean you're dead.

We want the same days. You just don't know everything. That's where you come in. We need to train up. Yoda. Yoda. Young, inspiring serial killers. Right?

I understand the importance of a close student-teacher relationship. And I bet you are dying to impart a little of your experience on a few ambitious newcomers, am I right? Oh, wow. What are they going to make a Frankenstein's monster? Or what? They're going to take his brain and put it into the body of that corpse or whatever? I don't think that's what the movie's about.

Is it like Dexter? I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? What did you give us here to watch, Al? Yeah, she would definitely not be out of the running of a new, a new hall pass list for sure. Very rare, rare beauty. All right, let's turn it up a little bit here. A little better?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So they're using acid to break the body down, or what? Yeah, I guess so. I mean, this is not a lie. This is not what I was expecting. There you go.

There's the acid. Okay. So wait a minute. They did the killing and they're framing him. Is that what happened? They set up a scenario to where the real killer was going to come out. They caught him. And they want him to basically teach them.

Because they want to be serial killers. And as you could see, he was obviously refusing. They just went ahead and killed that kid and disposed of his body. Right. Maybe not an occupation you want to strive for there. That's Fat Negan. Is that Fat Nigan? Was it?

Well, no, but that's his name from now on. Whoever it is. Rosdale. Yeah, I see the Riverdale combo there. Now we have a fat Negan. You got to find another one. Trying to make it happen. And I believe they use social media to create the hype for their murders.

Ah, okay. So it's all about getting followers. Follow their killing spree. Very modern age movie. Are they supposed to be in high school? These two? I think so. Yeah, it looks like it.

They're high school serial killers. That is not Kristen Wigg, but it could be. Yeah. Could be. Looks a bit like her. Like Samara weaving would totally be not Margo Ravi, except that Samara weaving is too awesome to... Yeah, well...

Margo Ravi is not Samara weaving. Right. I would agree with you on that one. A lot of people say Samara weaving, is like the poor man the poor man's Margo Robbie, I disagree. She just hasn't been in one of those movies

yes. Like the Wolf of Wall Street or whatever. Yeah. I just funny enough, I just saw an interview with her talking about being in the Wolf of Wall Street that she didn't even think it was going to be nothing big for her.

Yeah. History would say differently. What helps that she super hot. But not as cool as Samara weaving. Not as cool as Samara weaving. Is Samara weaving as hot? Debated. I think so. Yeah, I think so.

She's definitely a better actress. Not as hot as her, though. This chick is super smoking hot. Jeez. And she has been at a lot of other movies, too, besides the X-Men stuff. Has she? I don't even recognize it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Unfortunately, my phone is in use, but I would look up for IMDB.

But remember, remember, guys, I have granddaughters, too, that watch, you know, like high school, musical and Disney stuff and all that. So, yeah, I've seen her in a lot of that, that sort of stuff. The only thing I know she's been in, she was in that horrible Aaliyah movie I think it was like a straight to TV movie

that's not what I'm thinking of Brian that's the only other thing I've definitely seen in a few other movies man if I can pull it out okay we kind of got an 80s throwback look again going here

this is definitely like clueless or something so it's like a Jeffrey Dahmer versus Charles Starkweather do her right in front of the man and TikTok eat your heart out huh they were all over this

what year was this hey it's uh what's his name from the boy oh yeah uh Dennis Quaid's son right yeah Jack Quaid he is in a lot of shit these days

I think I like him yeah he was great in Green movie and oh the boys of course right yeah he's the main boy and the boys well I guess every man I guess it could be argued that he's not

the main boy but yeah like you said he's the every man okay yeah cool that's cool maybe some other time you ever want to great so I'll just post this once it's uh it's all good is this a juice bar

aka it's got to be shoppy My internet's being slow I'm just now pulling up her name. Oh man, it's all right, dude. I could have sworn I've seen her in a couple of other movies. She's been in Tick, Tick, Boom. Seeing that one.

That was the one with Andrew Garfield, where he was the playwright in Broadway. She was in that last shaft movie. Seen that one. Samuel L. Jackson. She was in, Love Simon. Seen that one.

It's like based on a young adult novel. Okay, so she is in a lot of shit. There's Archie. Nothing I've seen. Okay, I've seen all those. You didn't see Tick Tick Boom, Brian? It's a musical. It's a Broadway musical.

Even worse. It's the story of the guy who wrote Rant. You've heard of Rant. I've heard of it, but I've never seen it. Did you know the guy died, like, before the production even made it to Broadway? I would if I follow musicals. But you don't. Yeah, it was a funny movie, but it was a sad movie.

It was good. It was, I think... About somebody that needed to pay their rent? Well, unfortunately, it was about AIDS. Very unfunny subject, and I'm over here giggling. But it was a well-done movie. It was a well-done movie. Andrew Garfield was up for best actor, and I think it was up for best picture, actually.

And it was a Netflix movie. Probably still won't watch it. No, I'm sure you want. I'm sure you want. I don't think I ever finished it. Yeah. Well, you know, when you're up on stage and playing a piano and then you break into song and dance, you either love it or you hate it. Yeah.

All right, Brian? I do think you guys were like spirited though because it knows what it is. It's real, it's self-aware. Let's put it that way. I'm cool with that. Yeah, it's really cool when Will Ferrell like says, I'm going to start singing. I'm going to start singing. And his boss is like, oh, no, you won't.

This isn't the time, nor the place. He's like, I'm going to start. He's like, it's like, okay. Well, that's a whole lot better than like. That's a whole lot better than like your favorite show every once in a while just being like, hey, for no reason, we're going to have a musical episode. Oh, like Buffy the Vampire Slayer did. Who okayed this? Well, you know, got to have some variety.

Hey, it's Peter Bread. It is. It is. Yeah. Who is it, Brian? Peter Bread. From The Hunger Games, he's... Yeah.

Peter? That's the only thing I know him from. Yeah, that's all I know I'm from. But he does look familiar. Oh, he was in, what was that Hulu show? Where he was in the video game. Oh, yeah. Where they, like, go to the...

Damn it, I can't remember it. The video game, it was kind of like the last Starfighter, where the video game was a training thing for the real... I got you, man. Right. But, man. Cave man or something like, what was it called? Damn it now I got to look.

Brian, you're going to have a full of IMDB again. I totally forgot about that show. Future man. There was a great show. Future man. And those are his two things. I know he was in like an indie horror movie that I know a lot of people talk about. That I know I've seen. I think it's called detention.

He was fantastic in Future. Yeah, detention sounds familiar. Yeah, and his last name was Futterman, remember? Yeah. Butterman. Yeah, she's pretty cute, too. Yeah, I'm trying to decide if, like, she's really, she is really pretty, but, like, do I also hate her?

She's got that resting bitch face. Well, I mean, we're getting a glimpse of they have two different home lives here. Yeah. Right. Alexander's ship clearly comes from money. Interesting. But yet they're good friends, so. Well, they got a common

burden. They have a common passion. Hey, man, if they can get along, can't we all just get along? You know, if there was somebody who was just going to kill somebody without any sort of feeling or remorse?

Right. Would it might? Might not be like a stuck up young woman? You never know. They just feed him dog food. Yeah. Are you serious? Like the Instagram influencer who, like,

kill somebody and tries to get the likes for it, you know? Right. Who would be better? Do y'all think that's really going on out there? I'm sure. Actually, there are like some 13-year-olds that murder. murdered a couple of people. No shit?

I mean, separate 13-year-old, separate instances, but... Okay. Like a group of girls that accidentally killed somebody. Accidentally? Wasn't that that slender man thing? Ish. Well, there was that, but I mean, there was like a group of girls in a cab in New York or whatever, and they... They got into a fight, caused him to wreck, and then one of the girls stole his wallet, and they ran off.

Oh, shit. It was like a bunch of 13-year-old girls. What the hell is she doing? Is she playing ghost face here? This looks a lot like a scream movie, quite frankly, guys. Well, Screams influenced a lot. Well, look, you got Jack Quaid in it, but it's almost like people are acting like they could, anybody could be the killer.

Except that we know it's these two because we literally saw him kill somebody. Is Peter Brad supposed to be like the tough guy? Is he? he's got his motorcycle on his leather coat all he needs that was a marlborough cigarette right it's probably a pack rolled up in his sleeve i had to british bike he's riding a triumph is it to be fair i had one that's right that i remember that man i want to knock that helmet off his head for some reason he does have a punchable face but he's great in future man i love it but but phuderman so philip we're uh the motorcycle called indian where is that one made is that a u.s motorcycle that's an original american yeah okay and what about Harley is Harley

US or okay those are the two big ones I think Indian came first gotcha and then after that you've got like obviously the Japanese like Suzuki yeah and what are some of the other isn't there a bite called a ninja or something like that or I mean it's kind of more of a style but But it's a, okay. I mean, I'm sure there is one that's called that, but. Right. I couldn't tell you what it is.

They've got Honda's. Honda. Honda, that's what I was thinking of. Amazing. Very reliable. I tried on the highway one time, and I could never get it working again. Yikes. Are they assuming that was going to kill him?

I guess that was the plan. Oh, no. Uh-oh. That's even worse. he's going to be out for the rest of the season with that put the head coach why well so much for

for futterman the shittiest place to stab well the second shilliest place to stab someone oh yeah true there is that in the gut that's got to suck and it takes a long time to die let him bleed out

and they're letting him. He's still yelling at pain. These are some mean bitches. Little car trouble. Oh, could I help you, little lady? The only thing that'd be funnier if he tried

to like attack them and sexually get softened. I don't know. That'd be funnier. That's where you mind is. well into the thought of the movie what's going on with you tonight broke himself he's like

RIP Peterbread did he say if I'm going to be murdered I'm glad it was by you is that what he just said death by snoo snoo they could at least more fun I'm sure that's going to cause her to have some sort of remorse now You think?

She's like making out with it. She's kissing his corpse. Now they're going to turn into what's the word for it when you have sex with I don't know. You tell us. Necrophiliars. Hey, listen, I was in this for murdering people, not having sex with dead bodies. You've crossed the line.

I might be worth it even if you were dead. She looks like, did I have a piece of asparagus in my teeth or what? Oh, it's Gail Weathers. Yeah, lots of scream influences here. I'm waiting for Dufus to show up. Wasn't that his name Dufus? With some respect on Dui's name.

Dewey, okay. Do you guys see the teaser for the new screen? No, I didn't know it was out yet. Yeah. I hope that's all they put out It was a short one minute Shows you that they're in New York Shows you who the cast is

And that's it Jenna Ortega is in it Everybody that survived the last one Okay And our girl's Samara Weaving Oh she joins the cast Yeah she wasn't in the trailer So I wonder

But I watch the teaser a couple times, I noticed the mask. The ghost face mask looks a little weathered worn. So I wonder if this is somebody from the past. Hmm. They always connected real

well, so. Sure. Maybe she's not in the trailer because she's just not in the movie very much. Well. You just bummed me out. I'm calling it right now. She's the killer. I hope so, but probably not.

If she was the killer, she'd still be in the trailer. Because they have to give you the killer up front so you can suspect who it is, right? You would hope so, right? It's always the one you'd least expect. I do like the way they had the two people working together and the new one, kind of like the original scream. It's tragic. We lost four people at his time.

And my ex Toby, may he rest of weeks. As a junior, you may not quite understand this yet. So, but I think it would actually dishonor it. Well, juniors wouldn't understand. We don't have prom, then they had me. Plus, we already made the deposit on the DJ, and that shit's non-refundable. Oh, you must die now. That's what I'm talking about.

Like, mean girls. Mean girls would be serial murder. I can see that. I can see that. I can have a second thought about it. Yeah. I kind of miss high school at times, guys, but then I don't miss high school. I don't miss high school.

I would like to experience high school the way it is now. though, with all the technology and stuff like that, they could be kind of interesting. Oh, they keep you out of class on the third border of your mouth, dude. You think so? I wouldn't make it, would

I. I did get a shitload of spankings when I'm a second first and second grade. They call them Licks back then. But they don't do that anymore, do they? I think so. Nobody's spanking mark you. I think I was in the last.

generation of that one, Brian. Does that prissy bitch get so good at Woodshop? She's good at Woodshop? She must die. So they said that was the Scream House, right? That looks like the house from Scream? I think so. I know I heard that the house looked like a famous horror movie house.

Would y'all say it was Scream? I would pull up IMD, but... Okay. It would be too many times. It would take 15 minutes to get there. Oh, you're helping out too. You must die, too. Not seeing anything on the scream house, so I doubt it.

Ah, okay. Well, I don't know. I could have sworn I read somewhere that the house, the little library book house, was supposed to be based on a horror movie house. Oh, I'm sure that. Maybe the Halloween, Michael Myers house? I don't know.

I just did a quick start. That doesn't mean I'm right. Okay. I just didn't see anything. Maybe I just heard that in passing, and it's not accurate. Or maybe Al can correct us. Yeah, he probably knows. That guy looks like the other brother Darrell.

It's a fat other brother Darrell. Bob Newhart. Right? Fat Newhart? Yeah. I'm still working in there. Uh-oh. This isn't a set-up for a kill at all.

Oh, well, if Mr. Juan said you could, you know. That was never a thing in my school. Oh, wood shop? No, like, you can be in these classrooms way after school closed. Yeah, they locked the doors and shit. Yeah, same here. They did that like in a prom night

and movies like that. Back in the 7. these in 80s. Like you see these like slashing movies. I'm like somebody always gave they, Mr. Such and Such gave me the keys instead of sure. That would never happen.

Brian, what was that one that came out last year with Vince Vaughn in it and the girl from maybe her name was Tree? Yeah, Freaky. You remember that? That was a good one. Oh, here you go. Didn't they have a scene like that?

Sills Little Free Library is molded after the Myers House from Halloween. Ah, there it is. There you go. I got it on my second guess. Oh, wow. She knows doing it. She recognized her shoes.

Oh, yeah, yie. They go after the chick that knows how to use all the sauce. yeah no shit yeah that was just dumb luck that could have been one of them oh no oh here we go

oh Jesus girl that worked yeah that was some final destination shit that's what I'm saying yep

it's still gonna look like an accident again they're gonna they're gonna pull every movie trope into this aren't they they're cutting her They're trying to make sure they know it wasn't an accident. Right.

Well, I guess if you want to be a serial killer, you got to have somebody take credit for it, right? Yeah. Unfortunately, Fat Newhart is going to walk in on it. Talk about the wrong place at the wrong time. This is like my fear for my job, that I walk into something I'm not supposed to when I think I'm there by myself. just keep your eyes down no one or know the difference I used to clean his office building

I clearly walked in on a guy talking to somebody that wasn't his wife oh no he got extremely pissed and I walked in office at least you didn't walk in on him masturbating I don't know he was behind his desk might have been

who knows what he had on his computer screen right That was pretty recent. Everybody's talking about it now. Yep. They're getting their likes on TikTok. Jeez. Fill up.

Fill up. Hey, I'm just saying. Fill up. Ay, y'all. There's deputy Dewey. There's Dewey. He's trying to fuck a vacuum again. You're thinking of the Wayans brothers,

version. Oh, yeah. That one was doofy. Dufus. His name was Dufus, right? Doofy. Oh, he's going to be at Frightmare. We can get an interview with him, Brian. Oh, I'll bring it up. There's going to be

a panel for the thing. Yes. And who's the main person we have to interview, Brian? Keith David. Not David Keith. Not David Keith? He's the man. This guy does kind of look like they just like really badly Photoshoped Dennis Quaid's face onto somebody, huh?

I guess. I don't know. To me, he looks different. He looks a lot nerdyer than Dennis Quaid. Yeah. You know. I don't know. I don't care.

Like on Sunday. And tried to make him to the jock. Right? His character of his father's would kick his ass. Exactly. There's somebody else that was supposed to. that just announced for a nightmare. Oh, Zach Galligan from

Gremlin. That's right. Yeah, so Scott Crawford will be there. Hopefully. Wow. How creepy can they make a guy look. This guy looks like a human rat. The sheriff with the awesome

sheriff stash. The sheriff hornstash. Yeah, but the guy next looks like a rant, Philip. Yeah, a little bit. Rettitooy. Was he a counselor? I guess so.

For the principal. Could be. Oh, that checks out. Jordan Welch, is that the other kid that died? No. I don't know. All she had to say is she was watching a movie. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. We were watching Scream. are they doing an in memoriam service rest and peace more like rest in pieces am I right guys all right Jack Quay

I might have blacked out is he a student I think so he just looks old doesn't he yeah he's 29 because we know him as he is now tragedy no he just looks like

oh there we go I love this guy it was Craig Robinson one of the coaches or what fire department ah okay local firefighter that's right

that's right state handball champion yep look around find out uh oh Oh, not fair. Mm-hmm. You just got called out by the state handball champion.

Oh. I didn't know this was going to be a comedy. Man, talking about hot for teacher. He must die now. Right? Oh. Oh, no. They're mad because he stole the attention.

He took their fame. He took their 15 minutes of fame. The hot teacher is like loving on him now. He's hit him with an ass or something. Because he's huge. And he's probably expecting someone to attack him. Why would he be expecting someone to attack him? Didn't you hear me?

State handball champion. Got to be on the... Keep your head on the... He's one of my favorite human beings. Is this the blob still talking? Yeah. How does he go to the bathroom? Did they, like, put a bag under his butt?

He just goes. Then they have to clean it up. I got to look his name up, too. I don't see. It must really fucking stink in there. I've always wondered that about these movies. That's, like, the one plot hole I can never get over. Like, Philip, there was some movie that AJ was watching where they kept a guy tied in the basement for 20.

years and he was chained to a chair where the fuck do you go to the bathroom well and on top of that you go for no punning jimbax without taking a shower people start to stink oh shit and that's his name Kevin Duran oh not Kevin Durant that's right that's not not the basketball player yes this now this dude has been that a lot of shit yeah he's awesome Yeah. He always plays this fucking psycho though. Not always. Brian, give us three or four of his biggest roles. God damn it. He was in, I am number four. I don't remember that one.

I don't remember that one. That was stupid. The Robin Hood with Russell Crow. He was like the Little John character. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Little John. They call me that because I'm so big. Wild hogs?

Oh, he was like one of the bikers. Okay, maybe he's not as big as I thought he was then. He's been in a bunch of shit, though. Yeah, but for some reason, I thought he was like the main character in several movies. He's always the bad guy. He's usually the main bad guy in a bunch of movies. He's always like a supporting character. Yeah.

Gotcha. He's that guy. The big scary net. job because he looks like a gigantic person. Right. Did he just passed a sign that said Blaine Welch High School? Kind of like Blair Witch. Or am I stretching it too far there?

Might be stretching. See, look at this Quaid kid, man. If you told me he was 40 years old right there, I'd be like, that makes sense. Okay. He looks like the cool new teacher that. Yeah. Yeah. Just started working there.

He's already going to get rid as soon as they turn 18. I do remember when I was in high school, one of the first girls that I fucked. AJ's not coming in. One of the, I guess this was like. She's right behind you. No, that I fucked in high school. She ran, she ran off with one of the teachers. What?

I was heartbroken, man. He was like the drama teacher. It was like, holy shit, man. Kevin Duran was in Lost. That's it. Lost. Okay. He was one of the others, right?

Yeah. Jack Quaid was born in 1992. Oh, he's old. He's 30 right now. Yeah, right, right. Okay. So when did this movie come out? Y'all said like four years ago?

2017, so he's like 25. Yep. Well, he looks like he's 35. At least. Now, he's probably going to be an old looking 50 then, huh? By the time he gets to that age. He's going to look just like his dad. Right.

I'm going to start doing. Playing psychos. What was that movie that Quaid, Jack Quaid was in? Wait, who's Jack? Is Jack Quaid the son of the same? Yeah, I was talking about, I was about to say Randy Quaid. or any quade.

Dennis Quaid. Dennis Quaid. What was that movie he was in where he played the psycho that kept mowing the lawn after he sold the house to the people that made into? See, to me, that's not a psycho. If you want to continue to mow my lawn for free. Go for it. Yeah, but when he broke in and tried to rape the wife, that might be a different. That's a problem.

My wife, quick story. at Mald House in spring and part of the reason we moved There was a A drug dealer from down the street And Before we knew he was a drug dealer He asked to mow our lawn one time

And I let him Oh no And then he like Never let a mow your lawn He came back the next week And just started mowing it again And he did a really shitty job on it the first time But I still, you know, paid him whatever

and yeah and my wife caught him mowing it the next week and she was pissed she started yelling at him in the lawn I'm like what the fuck is that matter with you he's fucking killed spike in his water

oh Philip Craig Robinson when he's working out uh oh well first of all Craig Robinson doesn't have the body of somebody who works out he's still a big guy unless you're talking about

lifting the bag of Doritos from your lap to your mouth I bet you he's strong he's like offensive linemen strong okay I don't know that's strong right there I know she's not taking my lid ay ay ay

Jack Quaid was in the Hunger Games of course yeah along with to bread. Uh-oh. Star Trek Discovery Discovery logs. What's that? That must be where I know him from,

then. Anything Star Trek, Brian, you assume I know it, right? Yeah. You'd be right. But what do you take? Jack Quaid was in it? He was Star Trek lower decks. Oh, lower decks. The animated series. That's right. It's one of the main characters

in it. Vincent Brad Bowmere. Boomer. Boomer. Yes, that's a great series. He's going the Samuel L. Jackson route

of acting right now. He's taking every part he can fucking find. Wouldn't they drug his water or what? Yeah, they spiked it. Ouch. Damn. Torso.

bitch, are you crazy? It reminds me of that scene bodies, bodies, bodies. You seen that one, Brian? Yeah. I still haven't watched that. Oh, dude, that one chick grabbed the fucking,

what do you call those things, bells or whatever? Oh, kettlebell. Cettlebell just smashed him his fucking head. That'll do it. See, this is exactly what I expect

I'm trying to fight. How stupid can you be? Oh, no. Oh. It's like I actually feel sorry for the murderers for once. Okay, kick in drugs. No, you're too concentrated on the one. You have to look up. Right? Ah, that's what's going to happen. Yep.

Looks like somebody just got run through with a fucking blade or something. Or the water kicked in. Oh, no. There you go. Love the soundtrack. Good night. Yeah, the soundtrack is amazing. Oh. I don't think that would happen. It looked really good.

I know. I'm not mad at it. I think it was all practical, too, right? Yeah. Looked like it. This is like the perfect mix of modern day and 80s horror. Good fucking choice, man. It's a good movie.

I can't believe I've never seen this one before. I know. Fucking head got shot. I might have to watch this one again. Oh, man. Craig Robinson. Who's going to show up next, Vince Vaughn? Yeah, no.

Wouldn't that be great? It's actually a pretty damn good cast. What is that guy doing? Supports, crime scene photos, and documents from all six murders. That was amazing. Yeah, it's super illegal. Because I'm a bad boy. If only he knew.

Don't worry about it. But I know I'm telling you to let it go only seems to bring you one. So, uh, it's a soft music playing. That's what it is, arresting bitch face, because she's really pretty when she's smiling. Is that what it is?

Yeah. Yeah, just kind of mean-looking, right? Yeah. Kind of look like maybe. The perfect person to play Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Yeah, maybe she'd hold a grudge, you think?

Hey, Sticking in crazy. Hey, it's, what's her name? She's one of those actresses. Been in a lot of shit. Yeah. She's that girl. Breaking news.

See, now this reporter, she looks like she could be in high school. Yeah. Not exactly. It just seems more like weather girl clothing. to the morning signs of our local hero made him a martyr I don't know big out with the toughest SOB I ever met crack my tooth once

same handball Stephen I'm just saying I was kind of a high head really surprised town hall meeting this afternoon or maybe you don't have to go if you don't want to

try to process this but I think he'll be there but Michaela I do not do not be a job by yourself a night anymore it's too dangerous but I still have prompt committee. I still have

prom committee. Waffle me. This is a lot of comedy in this movie. Sounds delicious. Yeah. That's a great movie. You know how many people hate Will Ferrell? I don't understand it. Well,

Will Ferrell is great. I mean, I sort of understand it. Do they hate Will Ferro? Do they just not like his movies now? Both. Oh, okay. But like, Step Brothers? Anchorman. It's a classic.

Ricky Bobby. Yeah. Yep. Talladega Nights. He's been in some great fucking comedies. Old school. Oh.

Frank the tank. And Brian, unless you forget spirited. Watch it. You'll love it. Just pretend like you're watching a Broadway musical, but without having to pay,

$150 a ticket. Is it Christmas? Very Christmassy. Can't watch it. Christmas is over. Okay. Next year. next year.

Yeah. I will probably be doing the 25 days again, so I'm always looking for... I recommend... I recommend spirited. Yeah, I was supposed to do all 25 new movies, but after a couple of bad, too-be-horror Christmas fans, I know. It's sad. I just watch stuff that I know I like.

Well, Mike, I could recommend one to you. If it starts off by saying Hallmark, then don't recommend it. Well, a very successful woman from New York leaves her successful New York life behind to move back to a country city where they love hot chocolate, hot buttered rum, and fake snow. Stop me if you've heard this from before. Stop. I keep forgetting this guy is tied up. I know. The whole movie? Uh-oh. I guess not.

that answer's that question. Yeah, he's also a giant human being and a serial murderer. Kevin Durand. Maybe not the person you'd want to have locked in a basement. Didn't, hold on, Brian. Stop me if I'm wrong here, but didn't the binge guys interview him once? All kidding aside, like back in the Joe Blow days? If they didn't interview him, they were always talking about him.

Okay. I'm almost certain that they interviewed him. but but not binge cast it was it was way back in the Joe Blow days you didn't you remember when they interviewed

Nicholas Cage don't you? Did you hear that one? Yeah what? Yeah our guys from the binge cast our buddies

back when they did the Joe Blow movie show and Ammon was on a show called what was it called Brian Blood Bullets and Bruns they interviewed Cage

yeah before they were binge cast they were part of of Joe Blow.com. And they interviewed Nick Cage? I think they interviewed a lot of people. Damn. That's awesome.

Nick said, well, thank you. Thank you for inviting me. Well, thank you very much. I want a bad Nick Cage. Bede did it better. Yeah, Bede's got a good Nick Cage. He says just like him. I sure hope that this is still recording.

Oh, I hit, I got backup going. All right. I'll just. Yeah, this is going to be an editing nightmare. Don't be too surprised if this one comes out like Wednesday. Well, I guess it's already Monday. Listeners, you're getting a look behind the curtain. Sometimes podcasting is not that easy.

Technology. Not to be like experts. Well, I mean, hopefully at least this one records, unlike some of the first couple we did in season one. that are never I hated those I hated those I hated when we

had to do a whole episode over again I know man and with gas sometimes that was the bad part yeah this is starting to remind me of fuck

what was that movie oh god damn it friend of the show Jeff Pope played a sheriff deputy in it Brian help me out here

where they were all going through the streets god damn it you could not help me out a sheriff and people were going through the streets yeah but no but it was like this was Bill Murray in it that movie sucked no it was high school girls

it was high school girls um fuck I'm gonna think of it before the show's over god damn it oh uh it was a good movie stop stop stop uh assassinating Nation, nation. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. This looks just like that.

Didn't like that movie. He can be the killer. This sheriff looks familiar too. Yeah. That is sort of what he looks like. Looks like he's in Yellowstone, I think. But the drawing, it kind of looks like that guy. They're acting like the victims. All right.

So this is something that AJ and also my mom say all the time. So sometimes I'll tell my wife, I'll say, man, this Me Too movement, some of these chicks that are, you know, raped and stuff like that made to do things in the movie studio and whatnot. And then AJ will say, wait a minute, women are bitches. She said, don't believe everything you hear. And my mom said the same thing about Bill Cosby. My mom was, I went and visited her a couple of weeks ago, and she's over here defending

Bill Cosby. Really? And he said, yeah, that girl knew what she was taken. He told her it was a pill. And I said, Mom, come on. But it wasn't that girl. It was like 50-0. 78.

Yeah. That's what I tried to tell her. She said, I remember watching the Cosby show. And he was like the father of the country. Yeah, and apparently Something like that. Apparently, Cosby was a pretty well-known, like, thing that just wasn't really talked about. So was Weinstein.

The Cosby, the Cosby issue. Well, and Weinstein, and Epstein, if we're going that route. Like, these people know that shit's happening. They just don't say anything. That's crazy that Weinstein just now got convicted or sentenced. Did he? I thought that was way over. Epstein did.

Epstein was someone that showed up hanging in his jail cell, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Accidentally hanged himself. Suicide. When the security cameras happen to go out for a couple minutes. Which is also why you don't know anybody on the list. Right. So, just Lane, what's her name, Maxwell?

She got, like, sentenced for murder. Oh, no, not murder. Uh-huh. Like human trafficking, but she, I guess, didn't traffic anybody because they won't tell us who it was. Aye. Okay. Who did it? There's Fat Negan.

Yeah. Right? Fat Negan. I swear to God. That is fucking Fat Negan hold away. Fat Negan. So we have. we have fat damon fat neman and fat newhart now

that's who the sheriff is who is it fat damon son's of anarchy no was the the main um Irish guy the one that was the boss and he didn't like jacks and they were always like getting in fights ah okay okay

IRA guy talking about yeah like they had that scene where like they had a fist fight yeah That's him. Okay. Okay. Now what it all makes sense. Not the dude with the scar on his face. I like him.

I've never seen him in anything else. An Irish dude that was actually in the Sons of Anarchy? Yeah. What was his name in the show? Chibbs? Yeah. Something like Chubs. Chibs?

That's crazy the story of the scar. Yeah. Got in a fight in a club and someone gave him a Glasgow smile. Yeah. And that's a real scar, right? Yeah. He got into a fight outside of club and they cut his face up. No shit.

No shit. Ah, this is the Irishman. Okay, I'll recognize him now. It looks a bit like a lepricum now, Brian. That's pretty good, Lance. Yeah, not too bad. He's like, ah, ha, ha, don't take me like he charmed. Okay, you're going too far now.

Thank. Jack Quaid looks a little more like a lepricon. He's, there's something fucking weird about his face, man. A 40-year-old lepricon. high school. Look at him. I like them high school girl. Like he's a likable person, but there's a little something about his face where it's like... I know.

Yeah, he looks super nerdy. Super nerdy. Not even nerdy. It just doesn't look right. Kind of like off-kilter. I'm telling you, it looks like somebody photoshopped Dennis Quaid's face on him, but they didn't do it right. Because he looks older than what he should be. I'm looking at him like, why are you texting these high school? girls. Oh, wait, you are supposed to be in high school. Yeah. Yeah. Well,

the same thing in Scream, right? Isn't he supposed to be high school age or no? No, they're out there. They're graduated. All right. So he's at least like 20 in the Scream movie at least, right? No, no. Now that you may mention it. He

isn't he, the other killer, don't they have like a thing? Yeah. Yeah. She's in high school. Oh. Some shame on you. It's not. It's not our next week, Brian. Is our top and bottom. I didn't...

I didn't say... Okay, okay, okay. The movie's been out a year. Fantastic. Not quite. My calendar is a year. Okay. Did they release it in Canada? I was going to say, did they release it in Canada earlier?

I meant to say, did they release it in Alaska early? Why do we get it early? Do y'all get movies? Do y'all get movies early? Because we're in the past. Did they say A in Alaska? I think you get punched in the face for saying that. Oh, okay.

Well, I think you'd get your ass kick for saying some shit like that. That sounds like someone I heard in Alaska. Brian, didn't they have a, didn't y'all have a lady who ran for vice president that said she could see Russia from her back? porch, something like that? We don't talk about her. Well, kind of. It's right there. Wakanda? Wakanda? It's way the fuck on the

side of the other side. What you're talking about? It's like right there. Oh, well, kind of. Okay. I thought you said Wakanda. Not that I'm defending the statement, but you know. Yeah, I guess if Russia wanted to fuck with this, they'd Brian would see him before you and I did, Philip. That'd be our

Pearl Harbor. Thanks, guys. Thank you. Thank you for your service, Brian. I'd do what I can. No, there was actually a billboard. Brian, I think I sent you a picture of it. There was a billboard that said, take Alaska back.

It was in Russian and in Russia. Yeah. Didn't Alaska used to be part of Russia? Yeah. So they want to take it back? I didn't know that. Yeah. I think so.

I mean, there was a sign that said that. Well, that's not good stuff. It wouldn't be too cool for us, would it? Yeah. Oh, we're way the fuck down in Texas, Philip. We don't have shit to worry about. Now, Brian, definitely the kind of shit that starts important. Good luck, brother.

Boy, this movie slowed down. Yeah, a little bit. I can definitely see the, what did they call it? Riverdale or whatever? influences. Is Riverdale a place or the show? I don't know. My wife watched it. I feel like they're talking about the place and not the show.

Because I thought about that while I was reading it. And I was like, I'm, seeing the show? I don't even think the show was out. Okay. In 2017. I really? I was older. Isn't that one of those CW things? Yeah, it's a CW.

Just like all the D.C.W. stuff. Oh shit. Good night. Holy fuck. That's a great scene right there. It's a good shot. Yeah. No kidding. Oh, do we have somebody involved now that wasn't supposed to be part of the murdering spree?

That's the serial killer guy. Oh, holy shit. What a twist. He broke loose. Okay. Okay. He started killing motherfuckers. Now it's getting interesting.

She's got a garden gnome. The sheriff one. Oh, yeah, y-ye. Yep, the Irish sheriff. What's with the American flag on the wall there? Is this supposed to be like Middle America? I probably, yeah. Riverdale, Middle, anywhere, USA.

I think that's what it said on the sign. Oh, there's Michael Myers. There's Michael Myers, guys, speaking of the Halloween house. I don't think an American flag is quite becoming a lot. the Halloween. Uh-oh. We're no longer a suspect. Wait a minute.

So are you telling me that Quaid is the sheriff's son in the movie? I hope. It seems to be a lot of affection there. Even if they're lovers. I can't quit you. Just tell the lives we're going fishing.

Just something bitch killed my high school lover. we're gonna find him hey hey yeah yeah yeah yeah I remember the mind of Mincea

that show that was on Comedy Central Carlos Carlos Minstilia yeah yeah do you remember that that spoof that he had called Wet Back Mountain

I never watched this show I always felt like it was it was really funny I always felt like it was a Dave Chappelle show rip off well it totally was true but it was It was a pretty funny skit.

I guess he still does comedy. Yeah. Yeah. Does he? Although, to be fair, George Lopez kind of did it first. Yeah, but George Lopez is kind of out there now. He's doing a lot of commercials and shit like that.

And he looks really fucking old. I think he's got another show. Does he? Yeah. I know he's got a show, but I think he's got like a successful podcast. That wouldn't surprise me either. Most comedians. do at this point. Yep, everybody does a

podcast now. Well, when they're talking about everybody, they mean us. But like, those are like real money doing it. We don't. What's his name's got a good podcast I heard recently? John Bernthal. No shit. Oh, yeah? Shane. But he'll interview like

SWAT guys. Oh, that's cool. I am picking that one up. He interviewed. I mean, I can't grab my phone right now because I using it to watch the movie but dude remind me of that brianer send me a text please he had a good one where he interviewed kurt angle i didn't know he was married to kirk angle's daughter oh really shane is the punisher is married to kirt angle's daughter no shit all right is she wearing like cat ears right now is she

i don't see kate her ribbon made to look that way you know what philip i think you're tripping on acid, brother. I don't see any cat ears anywhere. Wait till they zoom out. All right. See? I think those are Vulcan ears. Aren't they like Spock ears? No, no, no.

They be on top of her head. In her hair on the top of her head. They are little cat ears. All right, little cat ears. Okay. Y'all got me. This fucking girl, man. He is the fucking girl. Sad music.

Yep. it's over again I feel weird about that because I know she's supposed to be in high school but she's also like 30 so I know let this man in high school it's kind of like Matthew McConaughey these high school girls I keep getting older but they say the same age man high school girls didn't look like that when I was in high school Well, they probably did. We just didn't know it. We were, you fucking stupid. What, like, Dazen Confused?

Yeah. Oh, no, no. Well, not at my high school. Not at your high school, huh? And it looked like those girls. Well, Dase and Confused was filmed like about 30 miles from where I went to high school in the Austin area. Ah, there they are in the malt shop, or the juice bar. Sorry.

Stop, you grown man. He's going down the street with his wife one day, and somebody's going to be like, what in the fuck? Like, Willie Wonka, no, don't. Stay away from that girl, man. We need to call the lease. It looks like a used car salesman. It's his day job.

Right? I'm here to talk to you about your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Fat Nigan. Don't chop my head off, please. No, my name's not Glenn. He did not look happy that this dude is here. Not at all. Did he know his daughter was going to the prom?

Probably not with this. 40-year-old dude. Yeah, I was about saying it looks like a last-minute decision here. See, I'm telling you, this, it's like a badly photoshop Dennis Quaid face. It's bad.

You're right, dude. You're right. Now they're doing the selfie. Well, and Meg Ryan's his mom, right? I think so. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. He's just a weird, awkward mix

between those two. Right. With a little bit of Randy Quaid somewhere in there. Yeah. Yeah. The star fuckers or star killers or whatever they were called, Brian, the grape that he thought was out to get him. Hey, if it's true, he proved it right because he's not in the business no more. That's true.

What was it called? The Hollywood Star Fuckers or? It probably wasn't a good idea to do that video where his wife. was wearing the mask of the studio head. Oh, that's right. It seemed to have disappeared after that. Not a good career choice? No.

I'll never be able to see this actor again and not think of waffle me. Oh, Kevin Durand. Not Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant Man that guy's everywhere now Wasn't he in the Adam Sandler one?

Yes, I think so. It looks familiar. Hold on, guys. Now it looks like Carrie. The prom? Yeah, I wasn't going to I wasn't going to say anything, but they said in trivia,

the decoration and the prom is like an homage to carry. That makes sense. It does look just like it. If you like go through the trivia on IMDV, there's like a lot of little shoutouts to different horror movies. Yeah, I mean, whoever directed this knew what they were doing. And then they put the 40-year-old in the,

the 40-year-old's probably the one who pour in the alcohol into the punch. Well, he bought it. Definitely got that job because he was somebody's kid. Yep. No, it's not Kristen Wigg. Yeah, like, if he was dating the teacher, I wouldn't bat an eye. Well, that teacher, I wouldn't mind dating. Well, but if that teacher was playing a high school student, you'd be like,

Yeah. I don't know, she could probably pull that off. Definitely got that Van Halen song going through my head, though. I think you had got up for a second, but me and Philip were talking about how they could have casted the news reporter as a high school kid. Yeah, yeah, she looked pretty young to the Miguel Weathers type. I'm so glad you guys can hear me this week, unlike last week. See, Philip, you got me looking at his face now. I know, dude, is driving me crazy.

That John Lovitz? Is it now? No. Not John Lovitz. John Lovitz and Dan Aykroy had a kid. Yeah. Love child. That's exactly what it looks like.

I'm waiting for the blood fall. Oh, man. They're going to do it, aren't they? They're going to drop some blood. Probably. There's going to be a murder. They're drinking red drinks. You see that?

When is Eddie Murr? Murphy going to show up is what I want to know. I mean, if we're going to go S&L, let's go full S&L. I rather Charlie Murphy show up. Yeah, right. Rest in peace. Yeah, yeah. And probably one of the nicest guys ever, man.

You met him? Yeah. That's awesome. He did a show up here. We, like, hung out after the show. Really? Yeah, he's like super. super humble guy. No, he's actually

fucking cool. He's kind of straightforward, super humble. He kind of didn't want to be at the little after thing because it was just a lot going on. But he's like super, super nice guy. Well, he looks like on the Chappelle show when they stick him on to tell his stories. Oh, yeah. They're like, he doesn't necessarily want to be there, but it's a pretty good story. Yeah, that's pretty much. So it's pretty

legit to who he really is then. Yeah. Now is she really like falling in love with him or is she just like pulling him in to fuck with him? Where is teacher going? I'm going for teacher right now. Well, she's a serial killer, so I don't know if she knows what love is.

You think maybe the teacher is a serial killer too? That would be a good twist if there was multiple serial killer. that'd be great? No, but if she's a she's definitely like a Pilates instructor. Yeah. This chick is ripped. Right. She should have been like the

girl's gym teacher. Ah, and more carry action. Brian? That means she would have to slap a couple kids then. Yeah, right? Quit making out at prom, you don't you dare. Don't you dare, don't you dare bully Carrie.

Got a smoke. Just for that, you got to do 200 pushups. Well, I watch. And ride you. Oh, that was, never mind. That was the porno, porno version of Carrie. I think you watched the wrong carry. Y'all see that, haven't you, the porn area of carry?

No, I didn't catch that one. Instead of throwing tampons on her in the shower, they threw Dildos on her. Like, seriously? No. We made me on to say. You actually saw one. I can definitely picture it. Oh, no.

Oh. That looked pretty good. Yeah, look really good. Great special. Thanks. He said, ow. Okay. So he likes her.

I think he made a comment earlier that they're more like than the other girl is. Does he not like the other girl? Okay, so she's going to turn good and be the final girl at the end. Okay, gotcha. He probably feels like this one, what's her name, Brianna Hildebrandt. He probably feels like she probably has more of a conscience, more remorse than the other one. which makes zero sense look at her face she's no remorse yeah well i mean looks look at her day said her day with the art the riverdale band with the riverdale theme the 40 year old guy is

is wearing a crown do you think that's supposed to be jughead or am i taking it am i taking it too far no that's actually probably right i bet that's why they uh threw him in there It's like Archie's a judge. Well, the guy we said looked like Archie did get killed earlier. So 40-year-old Jughead. When y'all said that was Archie, I was like, is he going to be a main character in this movie? Because he's got like a million zits. It doesn't seem like a main character type of kid.

Have you seen that? Sorry. Have you all seen the porn parody of Archie? No, yes. I imagine there's plenty of those. No, I'm serious. It's a comic book called Cherry Pop-Tart. You got hurt?

No. Yeah, they're drawing. Look it up, Google it when we're done here. It's a great name. No, it's called Cherry Pop-Tart. All kidding aside, and it looks just like the Archie character. the same exact animation, but it's like

they're giving each other head and having sex. Cherry Pop-Tart. Archie in real life. Ow, you learned something tonight, brother. Thanks for the movie. Yeah, it's funny how she turned out to be the really bad one.

Because the blonde looks like, like you said, Philip, resting bitch face. Yeah. No, I would totally get killed. Yeah, you would have got exactly opposite, wouldn't you? She kind of looks like whatever you say. The blog kind of looks like Bride of Frankenstein there with the hairdo. See, I like she has like a little face. Yeah, right?

I don't like that. Like, what's her name? It creeps me out. Selina Gomez. Oh, yes, yes. with a giant eyeballs. Absolutely, Brian. It's like a tiny face.

I mean, she looks better now because I think she had like some kind of work done. She probably did. Usually they look worse when they have work done. Well, she, my problem with her is she always looked like a kid. And I think she had work done to look. To look older. Look her age. It's usually the other way around.

They get to be like 80 and they try to like, Dolly Parton. Yeah, but I think we had this conversation in an episode of, long fucking time ago, but you were like yeah, like she still looks like she's 12, which is weird. And I don't like it. That was probably the episode where we reviewed the zombie maybe she was in.

Oh, God. The dead don't die. That movie did. He sounds like a serial killer. Oh, yeah. Looks like a serial killer. Good old Kevin Durant. Like, no joke. If you told me that guy was like a real life serial killer, I'd be like, you wouldn't be a

If you told me this blonde was like a fucking murder, I wouldn't be surprised. He's going to save her. Yeah, what about the other killer, though, you genius? Oh, speaking of machete. You know what else I watched this week? Oh. Or death. Really?

It's on Netflix. It's kind of like a forged in fire. Okay. They're putting their own knives from wherever or swords. And they have to do their own little chopping competition. It's no shit. Way better than it sounds. No, it sounds pretty cool, actually.

You guys remember the deadliest warrior? Vagely? Where they, like, have, like, the actual ancient, like, weapons and have people use them on those, like, gel skeletons to see. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It sounds amazing. They had, like, a ninja versus a pirate and stuff? Yeah.

Yeah, and they would put all the data in the computer to see who would get the both skills. Yeah. No kidding. And what, what, can you see that now anywhere? Like, is it on AMC Plus? Probably find it on YouTube. Is that what it was called, the deadliest warrior? Yeah.

Yeah, that was a good show. Oh, she got him. This one is like, do you know there's like real chopping competitions? I didn't know that was saying. Of course. Okay, well, a lot of these people come from chopping competitions. Some of them come from forged and fire, and they just have to, like, chop shit. Yeah.

Kind of like chopping mall. Yeah. But without the killer robots. They're like boards and ropes and fish and a meat curtain. Right. For real? A beef curtain. A meat curtain.

is exactly what they have to cut. They avoid saying it all they can, and Goldberg is one of the judges. No way. Commentators, yeah, he's great. As long as he's staying away from wrestling. He's kind of smaller now. He must have got off the roids.

Yeah, but when he does come back, he botches a lot of moves. It actually looks downright scary. Oh, no. You're scared for the, whoever he's picking up that he can barely pick up anymore. Yeah, I know that he might have an accident.

Yeah. Well, they probably didn't want to work with him either. I will say, Brian, that you picked a damn good movie last week. I was fucking with you, as you well know, in my Megatron voice about Brian, why did you pick this movie?

But God damn it, it was funny. Oh, twist. It was a classic. Uh-oh. I guess you're going to pay attention to the movie. She still is a killer. We're killing 40-year-old Jack Wade. There you go.

Looks like he's taking a massive poop. And we got the movie poster. Why put on the masks after? Right. Nobody else knows their killers. I guess it's just for visual effects. Yeah. Okay.

Well, we had a 2000 culture-style movie. set to a 1980s soundtrack, and now we've got a fucking 1950s songs. Okay, it all makes sense now. It does. The tragedy girls. See, that's why they put the mask on, because nobody's seen that they were killers, and they're going to run up to school, a la Carrie. Oh, they're going to kill everybody.

Look at this nerd. She's jamming the fuck out, man. I don't even know if she's dancing to the actual song. She's definitely a hot nerd. This is probably one of those scenes that they're filming. There's actually no music playing. Right, right. Yep.

And they were like, just go for it. Yeah. Whatever you hear in your head just do. Well, maybe they fed them all mushrooms. See, like these kind of things that happen as in movies, I always feel like I could at least found some way to get out. Right. instead of beating on one door

looks like dawn of the dead actually I think this is the movie poster I think you're right why not give away the final scene in the actual poster right yeah that is kind of fucked up that's kind of weird right now how much attention they're going to get

for being the survivors Oh, the final, the final girls, the final girls. Best night ever. The Irishman. Damn you, Jacks. I can't see it now, Brian. The Pirate Riverdale on Jimenez. This movie broke when it's.

Aye, aye. There's nowhere you're laughing. Nothing funny, and then a fire that kills a hundred twenty-four people. This movie knows how to get you. Also, if they told me you were a serial killer, I would be like, yeah, all right. Oh, the Rosedale Ripper. See, look, Lance, they could have cast her as one of the students. Yeah.

Right? They're the heroes. Look. It's a lot of followers. Yep. Or what? Oh, they're going to write a book now. Where's the sequel is what I want to know?

There's got to be a sequel to this. Yeah, because as far as I know, this was a well-liked movie. Mm-hmm. I'm sure there'll be a sequel. I just hope they don't do it Ghostbusters style where they're like both, you know, 50 years old. Let's see it before that, please. Waffle me. 15 years for the Avatar's people.

Waffle me. That would be the name of the sequel Waffle Me. Damn, that chicken and waffles might have to be dinner tonight. Fat, fat niggins would eat, he can eat his bodyweighted chicken and waffles. Good shit. We made that for dinner not too long ago. It was amazing. Some good stuff, man.

I love savory and sweet mix together. That's why I love those fucking waffles with bacon in them and syrup on it. Aye, aye, y'all. What's what I'm saying? I'm not to chop that shit. it up to try it. Nice little jalapino syrup. Oh, that feels really good.

They have jalapeno bacon at H-EV that is fan fucking tastic. No shit? Yes. I've seen it there. I haven't tried it yet. I need to. Sorry, Al, we ended this movie in food talk. It's getting late. I think Al

can appreciate it. HAL's probably on a boat in the middle of the fucking Irish sea somewhere looking for the sheriff. That was a pretty fucking good movie. It really was. Like, I feel like I need to watch it again just to, you know, actually watch it. Yeah, instead of just bullshit the whole time.

But, yeah, Al, dude, we appreciate you, man, everything you do. Can't wait until February 15th. Put it on your calendar. If you're, I don't care if you're in the middle of the Adriatic Sea. We will send you a sap phone to be on the show with us. Brian will pay for it. out of my pocket. I don't think that's true.

But you guys, you guys ready to do the outro here? Yep. All right, let's see. Pull up my notes again. We fucked the whole show up to now. Wing it, Lance.

Wing it. Well, look, as always, you know, we want to thank you guys for listening to another episode of the horror returns. Do you know where to find us? Go to thehorrorreturns.com. Simple as that. Next week, it's our annual best and worst of 2022.

So, Philip, until the horror returns again, good night.