The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #345: The Best And Worst Of 2022

Episode Date: January 2, 2023

In our annual end of year show, we count down our favorite and least favorite films of the year, and also talk about our favorite TV series or special. Cool of the Week includes Dark Places, I Wanna Dance With Somebody, Not So Air Jordan YouTube channel, and Wednesday. The podcast spotlight shines on Homies of Horror. Thanks for listening! The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@thehorrorreturnspodcast3277 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Twitter: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= THR TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-horror-returns SK8ER Nez Podcast Network: https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c4166 ESP Anchor Feed: https://anchor.fm/mac-nez E Society YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A Music By: Steve Carleton Of The Geekz  

victims. For those of you delight and dread, who fantasize about fear, who glorify gore, welcome. You have found the place where the horror returns. Listeners beware. This podcast contains major plot Spoilers and the foulest of language. Join us in celebrating the old and the new, the best, and the worst in horror. Welcome back, everybody. First episode of the brand new year, 2023. We made it. I'm your host, Brian.

This sounds very weird. I never hosted ever in 300-something shows. With me as always is my co-host Lance, Philip and Ness. What's up, guys? Yo. All right. Before we get into our best and worst of the year, I guess we're going to do a cool the week real quick.

So who wants to start us off? Thank Phil. You have a couple? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll start off. Most of the shit that I watched this week was just trying to fill in the spots on my list. But we just watched a crime. drama because my wife

is into that kind of shit and so it was a movie that we could watch together. It's called Dark Places. It's got Charlize Theron. You guys ever seen that? Dark Places? It's got a lot of fucking people in it. Isn't a new one or an old one? Something happened in her past or something when she was

kid. Yeah. Yeah. Like she was the only survivor of a massacre, like her family got massacred and her brother's in jail for it. Okay. You know, mystery ensues. Dard places. Okay. So it was actually pretty good. It's an A-24 movie. Really?

Yeah, I mean, I'm sure there's some plot holes and shit in there that I'm not quite getting. But it's still pretty good. And she also had turned on a movie from 2014 with Dakota Fanning in it. It's called Every Secret Thing. I haven't heard of that one either. Yeah, it wasn't bad It's like one of those The baby gets kidnapped

And they have to Find the kidnapper And it's got That one's got a bunch of people in it too It's got Dakota Fanning Elizabeth Banks Is the detective Okay

And It's got the The fat girl from Birdbox Oh The fan check from Birdbox Okay Sure Pretty solid movie

If you like that kind of thing You know that real slow-build crime drama thing That's what we were into today So those are my cool of the weeks And I don't want to spoil anything else But we'll get to those Nice For our big listeners

I'm a big guy So I'm all right with that comment Hey it's descriptive It wasn't insulting Right What about you, Neves I just seen

What the hell was it called? I want to dance with somebody yesterday That Whitney Houston biopic Oh yeah I don't know the young woman that played Whitney Houston but I thought she did a really good job From what I understood She sung like 5% of it

But the rest was all lip-sinking of the Whitney tracks Whitney? That's probably the right way to go. It took me a minute to, because she didn't look like Whitney Houston. I got you. No, she doesn't. It took me a minute. After maybe about 30, 40 minutes in, I was kind of like, all right, it was two and a half hours. I didn't realize how long it was going to be. But it drug a little in some parts. But overall, it was a really good movie. I really enjoyed it. I wanted to get out and see that. just to see if it would end up on my list or not.

Sure. But it was a good movie. The movie, it's like everything just jammed together in two and a half hours. They didn't really go into a lot of stuff. They didn't go into any of the reality TV show stuff. It was just like her beginning, which I don't know if you guys had known the story of her, the stuff that she did in her earlier life. I had no idea that happened.

And she had a relationship with another woman that I didn't know about. Oh. That stayed with her, her whole music career. Well, as a French, they were in a relationship, then business and all the way to the end. So I thought that was really cool. I don't really, the only one I knew in the movie was Stanley Tucci, I think that I said his name. He was the only one that I knew that was in it. I didn't recognize anybody else.

And the guy that played Bobby Brown did not look like Bobby. I saw Bobby Brown last night. He was on one of the New Year's Eve things with new edition. Oh, Lord. Man, I miss that. I miss Duran Duran. I miss new kids on the block.

They were playing some bellbib dev-div-o shit. That's what I would like to see because my friend went and saw it. It was just new edition. But then they played everybody's hits. Bobby Brown's hits, BBD and Johnny Gill. And Ralph T. I think that was his name. They played all their hits that they had. And I was like, damn, I should have went to that.

But the movie was really good. I love Dolly Partons. I'll always love you forever. To me, that's the track. I never really cared for Whitney's version. But when she sang it in the movie, in this movie, I don't know what it was, maybe just the whole emotional. I am a Whitney Houston fan.

I was sitting there and then just, I don't know, tears were coming out of my eyes. I was like, man, what's happening? It was really good. When the movie was over, I did listen to that track when I was driving home. I didn't really care for the bodyguard, but they dabbled in what they could in the movie and the whole drug thing. I didn't know she was only 48 when she passed. I was like, damn, she was like young still. Yeah, I felt like she was older than that.

Yeah. Who did she die? The 90s? No, it wasn't it? It wasn't the 2000s. Was it the 2000s? Yeah, though. All the, all the drug stuff that she was, none of it's nothing.

We all know she passed and we know she had a troubled life with drugs and everything. Right. I was blaming Bobby Brown for all that. Yeah. But in this story, she had said that the drug stuff. was there before him. 2012. Wow.

All right. I thought it was before there. It was a fucking years ago, man. It seems like it was just, I feel like it was just a couple years ago. Yeah. To me, it feels longer for some reason. So just, you never know. But it was a really good movie.

I mean, if you guys are Whitney fans, definitely go go check it out and bring your tissue. It was good to hear all. I didn't, I just totally forgot on how many hits that she had. They only focused on a big hits. I mean, she had a ton of, a ton of, I didn't realize she only did like a few albums. I thought she had like hell albums, but

she didn't do much, but she was, she is down in music history and everything. I don't know if she's in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame or anything, but I definitely think they should put her in there. I know Rock Hall of Fame is a touchy subject with some musicians and everything. Yeah, because what is

rock and roll actually, right? Yeah, on who's in there and this and that, but well, but yeah, if you're going to put down the grates. At the end of the day, a lot of the music sort of blends together anyway. And if you're going to put down the grates, Whitney Houston. So, but I, yeah, she belongs in there. If she, if she's not already, I don't really keep up with that stuff. But, um, but yeah, that was a really good movie again. If you guys want to go see it, just prepared two and a half hours, which I didn't realize it. Yeah, a lot of movies are longer these days. I drink my soda too fast. So I was like,

at the end. Suffering. And I didn't want to get, because when the credits were rolling, they were showing pictures of her. Right. So I was standing in the back of the theater like, come on,

come on. You were dancing. You were dancing with somebody. I was dancing in the back. So, but yeah, it was an awesome film. I really loved it.

Nice. Cool. Brian, you want to go last? Or, uh, I ain't got nothing. Not a,

not a, not a, yeah. I secured my list. Uh, so I just, I just been watching stupid shit on YouTube. All right.

So I'll put it in stupid shit on YouTube. Yeah, of all these YouTube basketball players. There's one out of Dallas. Uh-huh. He's like super funny. His channel's a not so Air Jordan. Okay, let's do that one. Not so Air Jordan.

Are they like street players or what? Yeah, well, he's straight tells you the highest level of basketball he's ever, competitive basketball he's ever played. was middle school. Okay. And he goes to like these rec league games or actual rec

courts to play. Right. And he dresses like ridiculous. Like do rag, crazy outfit, crazy colors, and he just talks shit the entire game.

Where you're just kind of waiting for somebody to punch the shit out of him. Right. Hasn't happened yet. there's been times where it looks like it's going to happen but they know that they're being filmed so they don't want to like take it too far right but he's fucking ridiculous and the times where he's about to get hit is his kind of jokes are a little sexual

so yeah he's he's he's pretty hilarious And, yeah, I've just been watching that. And I guess I have to do a not cool of the week because right before we got on, I got on looking through the news. And Southern rap legend, gangster boo from 3-6 Mafia found dead this morning. Oh, I saw that. Teen Houston? She's from Memphis. Memphis, okay.

But everybody knows 3-6 Mafia. Yeah, yeah. She was She was She was Basically Gangster rap for the ladies Especially in the South

You know Not many were doing it And she was like a pioneer And it was just kind of crazy You know We already starting 2023 like that So

Yeah first First day First thing On the first day of the year So she is a legend She will be remembered So condolences to her family But yeah

I I've got nothing. I just had a couple movies I needed to watch to see if it was going to make one of my lists or not, and we'll get to that later. All right. Not so Eric Jordan sounds fun. Speaking of YouTube or whatever, social media basketball players, do you ever watch Never Miss Allie? No. She's just a young child.

I think she's in L.A. Is she the Asian chick? I think she's. He's Mexican. I'm not really sure. You know what? Now, I think I know what you're talking about. I've seen a YouTube video of some Asian chick who keeps doing stupid little tricks, and they're always

spot on perfect. I think the one as you're talking about, she plays in these like competitive, like street, street, oh, yeah, I know who you're talking. Oh, okay. Yeah, man, she's hell of good, and she never misses. I mean, she'll bet you. Here, I'll give you

$500 if you can make this shot or whatever. Oh, wow. Or she'll go to like SneakerCon here. I'll bet you whatever shoes you're wearing that I can make this shot. And guys are all right. And guys may. I don't know if they're set up or anything. But she makes these little shots.

Uh-huh. And they have to give up their shoes or whatever or cough up money. It sounds a little premeditated, but you know. Yeah. But I mean, but she makes all these shots. So it's not. There are videos like that, though. I've seen this one kid.

His name is Tristan Jass. He's another YouTube basketball player. He didn't bet the guy, but the crowd bet the guy. Basically, if you lose, you have to give us your shoes. Right. Whatever basketball accessories you're wearing. Okay. And basically, he left.

Luckily, they let him keep his shorts. Other than that, he walked up naked. Yeah, I got into a lot of the professor. videos the white dude from ann one he pops up in all these people's videos oh does he is he the spider-man guy no that's a different guy that's that's a different guy okay yeah they're they're all from like the the ann one basketball day yeah but he was also in that uh adam sandler movie yeah yeah basketball one that he did and so that's that's kind of where i'm counting and although i do remember him from the and one days vaguely yeah he's uh he's still doing

on this thing on YouTube. Yeah, he like dresses up like a nerd and like pocket protector, fucking big old tape up glasses and everything and shows up on the court and just schools people. It's funny. That's hilarious, man. There's, there's a tall guy like that. I think he's down in Venice and he's always down there. Hey, can I play in high shorts, pocket protector glasses? Oh yeah. Yeah. He works everyone. Yeah. Those are some rough courts there. Yeah. I'm like, you don't see this guy. I'm like, come on. Well, you would know him if you saw him.

Yeah, there's another dude in Brooklyn. He looks like a homeless guy. Okay. Oh, come on. He's like, he'll be standing on the other side of the fence out on the sidewalk. Hey, I'll bet you I'll make this shot. I make this shot. And everyone's like, all right.

And then he just over the fence hella far right in the hoop. Right? Right in there. Man, they ought to be playing pro ball. Fucking basketball YouTube. cool of the week. I guess that's good stuff. Yeah. Got a conversation going there.

All right, Lance. Oh, yeah. Well, I got a not-so-cool of the week. I don't know what everybody sees in this show. Little show that I like to call. I've called it Ann Chore, because it's a chore to get through, and I've called it Ann Bore.

But I think it's called Andor. You've seen this. That show is hella good. That's what everybody says. I don't get it. You're like the only one. Dude, I was watching one episode and I didn't even realize until halfway through it. I already fucking seen the episode. It's a slow soap opera.

Slow soap opera, nothing. It's nothing but goddamn fucking imperial politics and shit. That's what it is. People were in three-piece suits going to argue their case in the front of the council and shit. There's like one good episode. There was one good episode, the one Andy Circus was in,

with them where they, well, I'm not going to do a spoiler alert, but there was one action-packed episode out of the whole fucking series. There didn't need to be action in this. This is just the beginning of it because we're getting another season. Yeah, well, I mean, there's, there's no Jedi, there's no this and that. This is the beginning of him becoming who he is before he meets his demise in Rogue One. I mean, that's good about this show. When that Acolytes show comes out, are you going to be going to be a good at?

to be mad because there's no good guys in it because it's mostly about the dark side. That actually might be kind of interesting. I'm sort of looking forward to that one actually. So we'll see how it goes. They're like force users and shit, right? Somebody will show up. It's going to be good in that one.

In this one, it's almost like everybody's good. It's like there's so goddamn many characters in this show that are, you know, like spies or plotting against the empire. You're like, how the fuck did the empire last as long as it did? You should like that because you love the walking dead and there's so many goddamn characters in that

movie for the show. That's a good point. That's a good point. Yeah, the show proper is done, which means I'm done. I'm out. I'm out. I'm dropping all the other shit. Oh, Lance. Lance, he's all in

on all 17 spinoff shows. It's going to be like the young and the restless. I'm going to be like Stephen Lobelad and say, well, I might check out Rick and Michone. I just think. it makes no sense you announce

these shows before the show ends they're just kind of telling you who survives and oh and they Brian they haven't had a serious death in that show in like two the last the last two seasons no one of any consequence whatsoever

has died well I knew Darrell got his own show Darrell's got his own show he's in France Dehrle in France Negan and Maggie are in New York How the fucking he gets France I feel like we had this conversation, but still.

That's a great question. How did he get there? Went over the top of the world. Is that what he did? On his motorcycle. It's not melted yet. Found a sale block, I guess. Hey, well, maybe the, maybe the poles are freezing up again without any humans running emissions vehicles.

So who just drove a car across? Are you guys still burning up and taking? Texas. It's 80 degrees today, man. Dude, the Bay Area is flooding, man. I heard about that. I heard about that. Dirty lake water and dirty bay water is just flooding. Flooding all the cities. Not good. Not good.

It's going to be watered down there. I'll give a quick little of the week, Brian. I don't know if anyone's mentioned this one yet. I don't think so. But you guys seen Wednesday yet on Netflix? I've seen something. but it's a it's a fun little show man started watching it with the wife and the granddaughter friday and we're almost done eight episodes perfect it's got a mystery to solve it's going to all

wrap up by the end of the season i don't i don't know if there's going to be a season too but it looks like they're going to they're going to neatly end it in just eight episodes so the walking dead could learn something from that and the gang show up for the mystery they do make a scooby-due reference as well as some Riverdale references going back to tragedy girls last week. So it is a fun show though. If I got to have a cool of the week other than what we're talking tonight, it's going to be Wednesday. I didn't realize Wednesday got on naked in that movie X. Did she though?

Yeah, she was one of them. Or she was the... Well, but did they actually show anything or they just... She was the one that was like the Soundgirls. or whatever. And she was like, you know what? I want to get down on film.

They showed enough for you to be kind of shocked that she's playing Wednesday. Yeah. Okay, well, you know, these high school Not enough to go, holy shit. Right. Well,

they got to learn someday. Oh, real quick, Nez, that freeway 4K on Vinegar Syndrome is back in stock. Oh, is it? Yeah.

Yeah, I saw, um, sidekicks Oh god Oh karate movie Yeah Going to get in a Blu-ray release I'm on that

Glorious 4K Yeah Oh my God Now we're talking Rest and peace Joe Piscopo Joe Piscopo is in that Oh man

Oh my God They could make that movie today But they couldn't use Right The dialogue Well they say the F word a lot No It was like racial stuff. Three letter ever.

Oh, really? It got racial. Aye, aye. That's not good. Yeah, that's not good. All right. Well, we're going to go ahead and skip headlines and trailers this week because we got a big old list to tackle. But we will throw a podcast spotlight on Homies of Horror. It's time for horror with the homies.

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Bye two. Christmas is over, but they still make great Christmas. They make great gifts for Valentine's for your money. Yeah, you got a significant other buy. buy a coffee mug I think you can get coffee mugs too yeah all right everybody drinks coffee okay that's pretty cool

this is uh Brian this is your annual show you set us up with dude how do you how do you want to do this are we all right hold on hold on wait a minute all right breaking news yeah ladies and gentlemen boys and girls welcome to a quick

little episode of the wrestling returns oh man did you see smackdown Friday I've seen some clips are you talking about Charlotte no that but I'm all right with it but I know that the return to John Sina

John Sina with his baldspon yeah I was in a pizza I was eating pizza and that just happened to be wrestling on TV and I'm like is that fucking John Sina yeah yeah because he's he's got this kind of streak

even though he's been kind of semi retired that he's wrestled every year and it was like the last smackdown of the year years, so they had to squeeze him in his bald spot in there. Do you think they're going to lead this into WrestleMania? Of course.

Of course. And John Cena, but it was a good tag team match, John Cena. Oh, Roman and John Cena? Yeah. No, it's going to be Roman and, if it's not Roman in the Rock, it's going to be Roman and Sammy Zane. Oh. I just want to break back. Hulk Hogan.

while they're at it. Oh, man. I mean, I'd rather, I'd like, we've already seen Roman and Sina, but I'd like to see that again. But I don't know.

I thought you were going to bring a Charlotte in that bullshit. Every time she comes back, they slap the belt on her. We've said, because she's a flare. We've said that. We've said that so many times.

She'll disappear, come back, and win. Yeah, and win the belt in the same night. Yeah, man. She went got married, and, winning all over the world, came back one night, one. Because you know she's in the back going, like, I'm going to win the title when I come back or else.

Or I'm not coming back. I might sign one of these other companies when my contracts are. They're going to be like, no, we got to keep the legacy of the Flair, the Flair name here. And I thought you were going to bring up your girl, Sasha. I mean, Mercedes, Bernardo, she can't use that Sasha name no more. Yeah, I'm off for that. But I don't know.

see we'll see where it goes well she's she's gonna be in new japan yeah i've seen some of that so that's cool but i'm all about sarah logan right now come on she needs that belt stealing gimmicks yeah we need to see that belt on her they just did her dirty the last time around all right all right uh we are going to go round robin and And we are going to start with our favorite TV series, a show of the year. All right. So if you got any honorable mentions, throw them out before your favorite show of the year. And we are going to go with you, Lance, first.

All right. Well, it was an easy one. I know it's not going to be Andor. No, it was an easy one for me this year. This was the first non-Flanagan one in a little while because, frankly, I take. tapped out of the Midnight Club, guys. A little too young adult for me, man. It's not on part

with his other stuff, but for me, I take a television series that wears its humor on its sleeve. It wears all of its accolades from prior films, bringing back every

single fucking character, managing to bring every fucking character back from the original movies, not just bringing them back, but getting the original actual actors, including one particular one who wouldn't give us a sound bite unless we bought an autograph. And that motherfucker's

in this as well. And they're bringing back people from every single movie in the franchise. Of course, I'm talking about Chuckie. Far and away. Chuckie Season 2. I didn't think it was going to beat season 1. Season 1 was fucking phenomenal.

But the only thing that was missing was putting Chuckie and letting him sneak into a Catholic religious school. And once you did that, man, all bets were off, dude. But this knows exactly what it is. It doesn't try to be too serious. And it's got lots of great gore in it.

There is a fact there's one episode where Chuckie was doing like a little sitcom part where he was interviewing a wrestler. And I don't know if you guys, yeah, y'all know this particular female wrestler that he was interviewing? That was Brian's girl. okay oh yeah she didn't have her blue tongue

all right well he's this show knows this show knows this show knows exactly cut that part of it is the way I know

that this show knows exactly what it is is because Chuckie literally said they allow me five F bombs an episode and I've only said it once so fuck you fuck you fuck you oh and fuck you

What a great show, man. Loved every minute of it. Chuckie. All right. Phil. Yeah, I'll jump in. Man, top TV show is tough because there's... Yeah?

Been some really good ones. I'll give a few shoutouts because it was hard to pick my favorite. House of the Dragon was fucking fantastic. I like it. I finally got around to watching White Lotus and binge the shit out of that. It's pretty good. I heard a lot of good things about that.

Yeah, it's good show. It's well done. I don't know really what it's about, but it's, you know what I just go. I just know it has Stifler's mom in it. Yes. Yes, in both seasons. She's the one recurring character, right? Yeah. And let's see.

The Boys was great this year. Oh, yeah. That's true. The baby was a lot of fun. Never saw it. Brian? They talked about it. Yeah, that's pretty good.

Ozark came to its final conclusion, so that was awesome. Under the banner of heaven was really fucking cool. It's the Mormon one with Spider-Man. Yeah, with Spider-Man. Good fucking series. But I think that my Tops is going to have to go to Peacemaker. Oh, that was really in the running for me too, man. Yeah, it didn't click that it was 20-22, and as soon as I saw that it was.

I was like, oh, well, that's the obvious number one. That show was fantastic. I loved it. Might be one of the only holdovers in the new DC. Sure. I just kind of have to keep going with that show. It was so great and so different. But you got to fix the bald spot, John.

Once you see it, you can't stop looking at it. Just get that spray. Shave it off, man. Get some of that black spray paint. I don't know if you guys He's got that new movie star Slickback hair now I noticed that

Yeah I noticed that Turns around and the camera's face is back You clearly see the ball spot So I mean The Sprown thing would work But not when you're wrestling Yeah just shave it Except he sort of would look like

Kurt Engel at that point I guess That's a good pick Philip That's another show that definitely Knows exactly what it is Yes and they exploit it Oh yeah

All right Nez I'm gonna stay away from my other list Go listen to the East Society But we already dropped this episode So I'm gonna go with Werewolf by Night It was a one-off on Disney Plus

Dude that that movie was For that show, a movie whatever it was It was fucking awesome Go and listen to our East Society We just dropped our top 10 Disney Disney Plus and slash HBO Max because

Peacemakers lit in there. Okay. And then our top comic book movies. But Werewolf by Night, I wasn't expecting much.

I didn't really pay attention to the trailer and then when it came on, when we did it for 31 days of horror, and Man Thing came on the screen. I was fucking just I love Man Thing. I love Man Thing.

I was a little kid. And we finally got a good, a good version. We had that crappy sci-fi channel movie, which was enough for me. It was Man Thing, but I don't think he can. Stan Lee's Man Thing? Yeah, he doesn't get. Sounds weird to say Stan Lee's Man Thing. He doesn't get enough justice on the screen.

So to see, to see him come on there. and I was just blown away. I grew up watching the Universal Horror Monsters, and it was this, it was all that. This show just paid homage to all the old black and white stuff. And the CGI was the greatest. It was for the TV show. But Man Thing, I think they put more time into that.

That looked really awesome. There was a guy in a suit from what I understood, but I think it was all a suit and then CGI on top. of them. But it was good. It was really good. I want more of it. It was only just 45 minutes of that. So but that it was really good man. I was surprised on how how much they did in it. I mean, I knew it wasn't going to be just balls out blood and guts, but they gave you just enough to go awesome. Give me more of this. So I don't know if we are. I did like those little one-shots they did. The Guardians of the Galaxy holiday special.

that was awesome. That was awesome too. But yeah, World Wolf by Night, that one stuck out to me the most, mainly because of Man Thing. And yeah, that was awesome.

And you guys listen to this. Haven't seen it yet, Disney Plus, check it out. All right. As everybody knows, I'm a person that starts many shows, but finishes very few of them.

Uh-oh. I don't know. I just kind of get lost with so many shows. It's just too many. Yeah. too many to remember where I'm last one I'm left off on. Fuck, dude. You're watching all that MMA and wrestling and fuck, dude.

Anytime we watch a movie, you watch every single one. Like, Hellraiser, you watched every Hellraiser movie. I guess you do it, so we don't have to. Exactly. I jump on the grenade for you guys, especially with that Hellraiser series. It got real wonky at the end there. But as far- The Enmobile grenades that we didn't even know about.

Go listen to me and let's talk about Amityville Christmas vacation. My runner-up, I'm going to have to give it to Stranger Things because I was really worried about the show having that long of a layoff with the pandemic and kind of just late filming and rewrites. But I think they kind of put out one of the best seasons in my opinion.

Speaking of Stranger Things, I scored one of these. That's it. Okay. Is that Winona? No, it's Eddie. Eddie. But this was a knock-off one from China. Oh, well. No wonder it looks like Winona.

It's the mold from it, from the one that was in Target. But if you really know these boxes, the I if you can compare the the knockoff ones to the real regular like the real version you can see that the the the lettering is off a little and the coloring isn't so dark but I can't I couldn't get a hold of a real one but plus I don't want to pay that price that those guys are selling them for but this was only about 15 bucks and it took like It took like two months to get here, but I really love that character on the show and everything. And, of course, him playing Master Puppets was just fucking awesome.

And I was like, I need this. I don't care if it's a knockoff, but I'm glad that I have it. Because the mold, it looks legit if it's just on the shelf. But if you go up, if you're a pop expert and you examine it, you're going to go, hey, wait a minute, but I don't care. I just want it. I just wanted it. I'm glad I got it. Another British actor doing a better American accent than an American actor doing a British accent.

Yeah. You see that a lot. Oh, did not realize that. But yeah, that Master of Puppet Sing's might be the most epic all year. Yeah. So my favorite TV series, I'm going to have to go with Cobra Kai again. Ah, I haven't even gotten to it yet. Yeah. It did not disappoint.

It's fucking ridiculous. they brought back more characters. They brought back another character that they didn't even have to bring that character back, and they brought her back. Same actress? Yeah. Everybody's been the same from the movies. She's related to Daniel's wife, right?

Yeah. Cousins. Yeah. Okay. I was happy they brought back Mike Barnes. I wanted more of it, of him. but it wasn't enough. Hopefully they'll get them again

for the next season. Sounds like they didn't kill them off then. Nobody dies in this. I know. They get really hurt. They get so injured they should die. They really could have ended the series with this season. But that last little scene at the end, I was just like, okay, now you got me hooked

because I want to know where this goes next season. they're good at that so yeah i think second year in a row i went with cobra kai so it's a good one i should have had it on my horrible mention list yeah see us it's a hard category just don't bring julia we don't now that i've wrapped yeah now that i'm wrapped yeah now that i'm wrapped she's coming no she's pregnant you're talking about uh the next karate kid she's coming she's coming no she's got that other show the alaska daily or daily alaska You can do two fucking TV shows, man, that's not a problem. No, hell, no.

She's up in Alaska. She can't go out. She's going to do that. She's going to do that stupid kick. She was jumping off the rock trying to do. Wasn't even her. You can bring that stunt actress back, too. Oh, man.

That was, uh, I remember he was terrible. If you can bring anyone back, bring back Michael Ironside. He was a good character. They might. Bring back the monks. For no. I'll be out with them. Just have them just show up.

All right. So I'm very interested to hear this list coming of. Our bottom 10. The worst of the year. The worst. If you've got any honorable mentions, okay, we're going to go round robin.

Okay. Lance, you're going to do your 10 and fill up your 10. Nez. Okay. Go like that. I don't have 10, but. I got 10 good ones yeah that we were just talking about that dude

the good list was a lot a lot more full this year than the bad list I think that's a very good thing yeah does anybody have any dishonorable mentions right now I've got a few oh good night mommy oh yeah the remake

I haven't said it I'm not even going to bother I why does Naomi Watts do all these like remakes terrible remakes I don't know man it's a paycheck I didn't I didn't care for it I mean the original one it was a slow slow burn but I liked it right so I was like all right let's just see what these guys are going to do to mess it up and the whole movie was a mess

but nothing against any of the actors in it I mean they did what they were supposed to do but I just Right. I couldn't get into it. I was like looking at my phone and everything. Well, I was trying to get it. I got one. It's not really bad.

It was just, like Ness said, it was boring and it just was kind of disappointed because it was getting a lot of hype. And I was The Watcher. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was disappointed, man. It was, it was shot good. It was acted good. Yeah.

It was a storyline and a plot that you've seen 100 times over. I know. And no twist, man. You knew exactly what was coming from the beginning. Didn't they have a series called The Watcher 2? That's not. That's good on Netflix. Okay.

True story. Based on True story. I think it's not called The Watcher. It's just Watcher. It has the chick from It Follows. Yep. Oh, okay. It's a guess.

Yep. Yeah. So, yeah, I was really interested in watching it because I just, I kept hearing this buzz about it. And I even go to Skater Ness Podcast Network and listen to ESP Shorts. Yeah. The director, Chloe Okuno, I did her short film, Slut. And I was like, okay. Oh, that's right.

Yeah. I like what she did in there. So that made me kind of even more interested. And it was just like you said, and as you, Lance, you knew every time. that was going to happen because you've seen this movie over, you know, she thinks somebody's watching her. Yeah. You can kind of make the movie

up as you go along after that. Right. She should have had the I always feel like somebody's watching me. That would have been something entertaining. They had a montage. And they just tried to play the whole course, is this person

really watching her or is it her head kind of deal and you you already do where it was going and that's exactly where it went rear window and 16 million other movies right yeah uh anybody got any i got an honorable mention uh the bumerable or dishonorable dishonorable the bubble oh that's on my list yeah the bubble but it wasn't all it also wasn't really horror i can't even really remember what happened Well, it was so bad. I had to, it's a Judd-Apital movie, but it was so bad I had to put it on the list. Yeah.

I don't think I know what this is. Oh, dude, you don't need to, trust me. It's a goofy fucking movie, man. What's her name? Nebula is in it. God damn. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

They're like making a movie during the pandemic or whatever. Yeah, it's a good cast. It's a usually good, you know, decent director. It's like there was no reason. and it should have been horrible. It's called The Bubble. A Netflix movie came out early in the year. It's, uh, what's your name?

Uh, fuck, man. Karen Gillum, right? Yeah. Boy, she's bad in this. Woo. Rough, rough, rough. And you know what? I really like her as an actress.

I think she, she picks a bad movies to be in. Lately she has. Lately she has. I mean, I mean, you've got to work, I guess. I guess, man. Speaking of dishonorable inventions, is that, That's the only one you got, Phil? That's the only dishonorable.

I had a hard time coming up with my bottom 10 list. My first dishonorable is also a Karen Gillen movie. And Jesse Pinkman was in it. So it's like, oh, this is going to be fucking awesome. It's like they create a copy of her and she has to kill the copy or something like that. Or she's dying and that she has to battle the copy to see which one's going to live. But this movie called Dual. Have you all seen it?

No. With a truck? No, D-U-A-L-Duel. It's got Karen Gillum and Jesse Pinkman in it. He kind of like teaches her how to fight and stuff and she has to like fight the copy of her. She gets like a chronic disease, right? They tell her at the hospital you've got like, you know, about six months to live or something like that. Would you like us to make a replica of your body so your family doesn't have to miss you?

And then she had to find out. It was called The Six Day when Arnold. Yeah. Oh, that's right. That's pretty much, well, get this, but here's the twist. The doctors come back a little later. After her clone is already out there meeting with her family and living her life, the doctors say, uh, we made a mistake.

The lab results were incorrect. So, anyway, she has to battle the clone and take it out. Well, that's the only logical conclusion. And for some reason, Jesse Pinkman is the one who trains her in the jiu-jitsu arts and fighting and things like that. That's who I would go to. for much of Jitsu training. All right, I got two more.

These are dishonorable mention because it's not really fair to put them on the bottom 10 because these movies are very self-aware. One of them is called Sharcula. You have seen this one? No. And definitely

is so bad it's good. But then the really, the one that takes the cake that it's so bad, it's really good. He has heard of this his name. I think this actor's name is Robert Brom. Bronzy. There's a particular...

The Charles Bronson look like? Yeah, he looks just like him. I met him at Texas Fraymere. Oh, I hope he's there again this year, man. I couldn't speak English, but... I might get you to copy of this movie and see if I can get him to sign. It's called Exorcist Vengeance. It's really bad.

I saw whatever that movie they showed that night. I don't know where you guys were. I think you had, no, you guys left. Oh, was that the one where they gave you all the free beer? No, that was a full moon movie. No, this was... Velasapaster? No.

You're getting movies that we left, are really confused. This was on a Saturday night, because you guys had left. And I went and watched that movie, and then I think I went in that scary-okey thing afterwards. But I can't remember the name of that movie. But it was cool for what it was. I mean, he looks just like Charles Bronson. Oh, man, just like him. Just like him.

sounds nothing like him. Well, the dubbed voice did. Is he Italian? Does he sound like Mario? I think he's on my head. I think he's something. I'm not sure what he is. All right, that's it.

All right, then, Lance. We're going to stay with you. Kick us off with your number 10. Nice. All right. We're going to do just upper 10 and then around or? Round Robin. All right.

So number 10, let me go ahead and piss everybody off now. I know, you know, I know it's coming. I know the abuse is coming. Yeah, because I've seen you. This is the one I'm thinking about. You were talking about it recently. Well, I'll tell you this. I will tell you that the villain is somewhat creepy.

Only problem is the villain's only in the movie about 10 fucking minutes. The rest of it's just a bunch of bullshit kids acting like kids don't even really act. Talking to ghost. Talking about, hey, dude, just pretend like you're playing baseball. Wind up, step back, pitch. wind up when he walks in the room wind up step back pitch wind up step back pitch then the fucking what takes the cake

and for me in this movie is when the kid takes a goddamn ceramic lid I cannot get over this ceramic toilet lid breaking a brick wall I don't know a concrete wall I don't get it the black phone number 10 of the worst fucking crazy are the worst thing of hell no man

I know a lot of top lists The Black Phone, one of the ten worst movies of the year. Not even. Change my mind. I tried to get another chance to watch it. It'll be on somebody else's favorite, so I'll wait. I'll wait. Listeners, get your coosies in.

Send your emails for that right there, for your comments. Telling that's why's wrong. All right. My number 10 was not necessarily terrible. It was just sort of disappointing. and just step-by-step gimmicky sort of movie. It was a pray for the devil. Ah, I didn't get around to that one.

Yeah, that's all right. Like, I didn't hate it, but I was kind of running out of shit to put on my bottom tent. And this one was just, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. Gotcha. Are nuns allowed to dye their hair blonde? Huh? Nunn's allowed to die their hairblown?

I don't know. I don't think, I don't think, I don't think, If nuns are allowed to do exorcisms, are they? Well, this one was. Well, that was kind of the point of the movie. But it was sort of streamlined and predictable, you know. I mean, nothing special. That was a good part of the movie to have basically the first ever nun join this, like, basically this class teaching you how to do exorcisms.

Because that was a good plot point right there. after that. Yeah. It was like, it was like, uh, watcher, Lance. You can tell everything that's going to happen. Everything that's going to happen. Yeah. There are no surprises.

If you've seen any exorcism movie, then you've seen this one. Yeah. Okay. Enough said. All right. Nez. Jeepers, creepers, reborn. Oh.

That movie was. Why'd you even bother? That movie was garbage. I, fuck, man. I got my money for the last one, which I did like. But this one was terrible. terrible. It had nothing to do with

Jeepers creepers. It was just like they had money to waste and they wasted it on this and the CGI and everything. The story was stupid and I don't know. Nobody came back from it. Shout out to

Dee Wallace and Gary Graham from Alien Nation. I mean, they were in it, but it was, no. It was garbage. I'm a completest, but I'm not going to put this one in my Jeepers creepers. Uh-oh. This one was terrible.

Ugh. It doesn't count. I'm running through a list of horror movies, and then, yeah, I was one of the ones that went to the theater and saw this and was not worth it. Don't even waste your time if you guys, even if you love Jeepers' creepers, and I know people are touchy on it. I understand why, but. Nope, no pun intended.

This was fucking terrible. terrible. It was probably one of the worst that I'd seen this year. Yikes. All right. I'm going to, this is going to be the first of a couple. Didn't hate it. It was just disappointed in the outcome of the movie. And that was, this was a Peacock exclusive. And that was they slash them. That's on my list, too. That was kind of forgettable, kind of forgettable.

And watch it and hear good things, though. What I liked about, essentially, is these kids sent to this, like, gay conversion camp. And it's not supposed to be a conversion camp at first. It's basically if that's not how you're really feeling will help you, you know. But if that is how you're really feeling, that's okay, too. And it turns into, like, they're being psychologically and mentally brainwashed into converting. That right there should have been the main basis of the movie. that right there was

terrifying what they were doing to these kids but then it turns into the slasher movie and if you're going to be a slasher movie you have to fucking go in on the kills you can't just be cookie cutter with the kills and then it just got away from all the psychological stuff and it

like I said it just turned into a slasher movie and it got fucking boring as hell and yeah I just was really disappointed in it I was giving it chance. It started out pretty good and it just halfway through. It just fucked it up after that. The whole slasher aspect

just really fucked it up for me. Yeah, agreed. Yeah. Not the best. All right, Lance, number nine. Oh, okay. Number nine is a remake of a movie that was hella good. The remake not so hella good and that's Firestarter with Zach Efron. I was going to leave it off the list because it's just kind of forgettable, but we got to, you know, we got to fill this list out. So I think this one deserves a spot. Number nine.

It's my number nine as well. All right. There you go. All right, Phil. Well, there you go. Nez nailed it. Um, my number nine is going to be Jurassic World. Oh, no. That was fun. That's not a lot of people's list. Yeah. I mean, I didn't hate it.

But. It was better than the last one. Right. Oh, yeah. The last one was complete garbage. But they, kind of need to like stop making these. I hope they will now. They're not going to because it makes a lot of money because I mean it's it's dinosaurs. But just right.

I would like to see them just reboot it and do a darker take on it. Yeah. I'd be okay with that. It's the same. Do an asylum version. It's the same story. Everyone. Yeah.

Oh, we got them under control and then now we don't. And all hell breaks. Yeah. Well, I mean, what else? How else could you paint that story though, Ness? I mean, they should have left alone after three. They didn't need to make, remake the first one again on a different island. They had to give us something after three.

I like three. I don't know what everybody wanted. It was okay. The three or two. Which one had the girl that Jim did a flipping kick on the time of school? That was three. That was three. That was three?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, they owed us after that. But they were like in the middle of the fucking movie and then like, these guys just show up on the beach to save them right i was like wait a minute that's it anyway running out of money fucking 10 year old movie yeah that's what it had to end it quick but yeah now this one again just just kind of disappointing i have a few of those on my list until we get to like the top maybe three or four i don't hate any of them

as you said number nine was Firestarter? Yeah. All right. My number nine, Phil, you already brought it up, pray for the devil. We already talked about it. So number eight, Lance. Oh, number eight is going to be mainly a disappointment

for me because I had such warm and fuzzies about the original, but it was just sad, man, seeing these three old ladies trying to dance around and ride on Zumbas and shit like that. Hocus too. Unfortunately, Yeah, you shouldn't have given the zombie a speaking role.

Let's put it that way. Ocus, Pocus, too. I haven't watched it. I haven't heard good. All right. My number eight is going to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre. That's on some people's top. It's definitely not going on my top.

I just, like, now that it's been a while since I watched it, I don't really even remember what happened. Remember too much? Yeah. Yeah, it's not a movie that's going to go down in history for me. It's an honorable mention on my good list, but, uh... That makes sense. Like I said, I don't hate this movie.

It just was... It's not, you know, awesome. I was happy with all of the kills in it. They really went for it with the blood and gut, so I was like... Yeah, I mean, he breaks somebody's arm, stabs somebody with their own broken bone in their throat. I'm like... That is true. I appreciate this one.

Again, I had a hard time Because a lot of these bad movies, I just didn't buy to watch. So I can't put them on the list. Yeah. It was a tough, tough go getting the worst. It was better than the last one. Yeah, for sure.

A leather face prequel one. Do you think, because? No, not that one. Oh. The one when, Oh, leather face? Leather face, when they broke out of that little kid's home. He's like a kid.

Right. Oh, yeah. A little scrawny guy was leather face, not the big dude. I was like, oh, what the hell? Yeah, well, that was the twist. That was the twist, yes. I like that one. I was like, you just found out he's your cousin.

And what's her name's hell of fine, so I'm going to let that one slide. Okay. Yeah, I know what's come up. She got a new show coming out. I'm watching that. Oh, the Mayfair, which is. Yeah. Oh, DeDario.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. let's hope for the best maybe she'll get the worst yeah maybe she'll get topless like she did in true she has a very beautiful pair of eyes she was yeah

the white lotus the first season true detective was that she was that's where I first seen well where I first noticed her was true detective I'm not to find out I first seen I first seen her in that Percy Jackson movie oh ah okay

okay look that let's see my number eight probably should be a lot fucking higher on this list since it was so fucking boring and that was Stephen King's Mr. Harrigan's phone

Oh I didn't even I enjoyed the book but I think I got all I need to out of the book I don't think I need to see the movie Lance I guarantee if I give you movie homework to watch it for next week it's going to be not cool not cool for you

I guarantee it I almost I think I'll take you up on that. Yeah, I remember you talking shit about it. Let me make a note. Mr. Harrigan's phone. Let me make it. I'm not going to waste my time on that one. Yeah, nothing happens. Nothing.

And then when somebody dies, they don't even show you. They just tell you. Oh, no, off-screen shit. It's like we're going to, I hate when movies do that. We're going to tell you how this person died or we're going to tell you how this fight happened. Like, no, don't do that. So, yeah, it honestly should be higher. but I think when we get to my higher ones,

I think it's a good place for number eight. So Lance, number seven. All right. Number seven is our good friend Joe Begos, new Christmas classic. I don't like your list. Christmas, bloody Christmas. For fuck sake, at least try to make the robot look like a robot

instead of some guy walking like this, like doing the robot on Bourbon Street. I mean, come on. Really? This was fucking horrid. horrible. This was Rob Zombie Light. The dialogue, you can tell it was like written by a

Joe Bego says the brain of a fifth grader. I will say this. I will say this. I love the music references. He had some great music references in there and some pretty good movie trivia and stuff like that. But other than that, just

trying too hard to be Rob Zombie, man. Sorry. Sorry, Begos. You're trying too hard. Tone it down. Do your own thing, man. I can't wait for you. I can't wait until Jack gets him to come on the show. Hey, man, we speak our truth, don't we, Philip? I guess that's true.

All right. My number seven is another one that is just kind of disappointing for me. It was Thor, Love, and Thunder. Oh, too bad. Not a great movie, man. Especially after Ragnarok, which was awesome. They went too heavy on the ground. comedy. Yeah, and it just

made Thor look like a fucking Bimbo. He was, he was he played the same guy he did in Ghostbusters. It was weird how they went so heavy on the comedy and the movie has to do with death and sure. Just like you're

kind of taken away from the seriousness of certain characters, plot lines and yeah, swing and a miss. I do, I do appreciate a what's his name Mizzouce. Oh,

Hugh Jackman. The Russell, bro. He was a bad accent. I don't know what accent he was doing, but I liked him. And the bad guy.

The bad guy was actually really fucking cool. He just kind of Barry in the movie. Yeah, Christian Bill is awesome. Yeah. The God Butcher. Yeah, he was cool.

Yeah, it's still a Marvel's problem. They have, like, when they have like awesome villains, they're kind of on and done. Yeah. Yeah. he's barely in the movie in the first place. Yeah, Kilmonger, we're talking to you.

Yeah. He'll be back. Spoiler alert, he's back. Yeah, that was in a dream sequence, wasn't it? You weren't expecting him. I wasn't. All right. I was like, oh, my God.

He'll be back. It's Michael B. Jordan. Yep. He'll be back. Creed three. There you go. Creed three looks kind of awesome. Killmonger versus Kang to conquer.

I didn't realize Michael B. Jordan's directing Crete 3. Oh. Oh, is he? Trying to be Stallone. Okay. All right. Oh, Stallone's not being Stallone right now. He's being the Tulsa King, and that's fucking awesome.

Oh, that's right. That's right. You got a lot of good things you say about that, man. That show's fucking awesome. That one I got to catch up on. Let's see. Number seven, I'll go real quick because Lance, you already brought it up, Hocus, Pocus, too.

This movie is so bad. I shut it off after 45 minutes. Okay. And yet you still feel you can fairly judge it. Yes. And I will say the bright spot is the little girl that they got to play young Bet Midler. I thought she was spot.

Oh, yeah. She did a good job. Sure. Wasn't Blossom? She played her in the beaches. Oh, yeah, yie. Yeah, the opening sequence was cute. But after that, it was downhill from there. Yeah. I just... I don't know. I mean, I'm not, it's part of the rotation, hocus, focus, you know, especially when I got, where I got, like, the nieces over, my daughter's been grown at it. She's into her new, her new thing screen, like, she's looking forward to the new screen movie and stuff like that and smile.

So we're not really into the hocus pocus around here, but when I got my young nieces. Graduated up. I'll throw on some hocus pocus, but I could. with the sequel. It was too, too, too, too late. Too late to do a sequel, I think. I agree. They looked older, which they weren't supposed to be older.

The one actress, I can't think of her name. She was thinner. Yeah, Kathy Nijimi. Yeah, it didn't make any sense. What's her name still look the same? The horse. The horse. I like Sir Jessica Park.

I don't care what I like I thought she was kind of hot in the original one you like not so nice you like Carmelah too oh yeah she has a horse face too that's all right Kevin said he put her out to stable huh that strong jawline

all right Lance number six oh I didn't go I missed the last couple oh you didn't do number seven I don't I don't know but I'll just throw this and I don't know where I meant. The rec one. The rec one. Oh, the shark movie. I didn't get a chance to see that one. You don't need to see it. It was terrible. Yeah, but I meant to. Just listen to our episode.

Listen to Brian and I's episode. It was garbage. That's why I wanted to watch it because of your It was one of those like, I think I posted that I was watching it. And as was like, we got to do a review on this tonight. Tonight. And then I was like, okay, this must be good. And then when I got. done with that. I was like, we do need to speak on this shit. Too bad. Too bad. It was, oh, it was just CGI in a room with water. In a swimming pool, a kiddie pool.

If that, it was. A hot tub with G.I. Joe figures. Alicia Silverstone, I love you, but I don't know what she was. Maybe she just needed a new car or something. I don't know, but it was not good. And the CGI was terrible. So, but it's up to you if you guys want to see it. Not particularly at this point. No.

Watch that other one. I did. What was that other one? Great White? The Great White or whatever? That other shark movie, there was another shark movie that came around. There were several this year. Several.

Yeah. I could have had a few shark movies on my list here. Yeah. No, Brian, the one we did right after Requit. It was like a great white. I think it was great white. Yeah, I think it's on Shutter. It wasn't Sharkula?

No. Okay. That one was, it wasn't the greatest, but it was better than the Reck one. Okay. I'm sure. I'm a cereal. All right, Lance. All right.

Number six, I've got a grim, Grim-cutty. A movie about an urban legend, I guess it's kind of like a take on that. What's that, what's that character that you're supposed to be able to look at on the, look at the meme? Yeah. Like that and go crazy. I don't know the name. but I guess there was a they couldn't use it because of copyright.

Gotcha. Well, the monster effects were okay. The only problem was they only showed them about it. Oh, Mo Mo Mo. That's it. The MoMo Challenge. Yeah, Grim Cutty was just horrible. Bad acting, bad script, bad story. No twist.

Straightforward. Really boring. And they only showed the creature about twice. But that's a... No, they showed the creature three times. You're right, you're right. I missed that third one. All right, that's it.

That's number six. All right, Phil. All right, my number six is Fire Starter. Oh, there you go. Super forgettable. We're just going to pretend like that one didn't happen. It didn't need to. Yeah.

All right, news. The curse of Bridge Hollow. Oh! was a Netflix one with, I love Marlon Waynes, but I was like, you get to be a Marlon, Marlins' hater, ma'am. Come on. I love him, but I mean...

I think a lot of people this year needed to pay for a car or house or something. Yeah, man. Look that way, didn't it? Let's be fair, Marlon Wayans has been in a lot of really fucking bad movies. True, true. But I like those, man.

I like Little Man, and everyone hated that one. I remember that. I just watched, uh, what you would call it, uh, not too long. Senseless. Yeah, that was that one. funny him and David's fate. Oh man, but yeah, I mean

for, I guess it was a kid's movie, but I watched it because of him and it was I guess he couldn't be full Marlon Wayne's. That's probably why it wasn't the greatest. Maybe the kid hold back. Maybe the kids

liked it, but I didn't so, yeah. I had Erica from Stranger Things. I think so Can't spell America without Erica Yeah You guys got Netflix You want to watch it go ahead

I thought it was fine Turn around with the kids Yeah Definitely for the kids My number six Was a movie I think I was the only one on the show That was

Kind of rooting for it And when it came out I was just So fucking boring like it was I felt like I was watching the movie for like four hours and I think the movie's like barely two hours and it just felt like

it just kept going it was not funny right some of the acting was horrible and that was Rob Zombies The Monsters Oh no Oh I forgot about that I only watched like 20 minutes of it and I turned it off It was garbage

Rob Rob and I'm going to call you Rob because, you know, we're friends. Right. I appreciate that you put your wife in everything. But Lily Munster is a comedic role. And there's a certain way to play it. And I just put Sherry Moon Zombie in as a, like, the character, baby from the, the house of a, like, that kind of character.

She can do that character perfectly. She actually, I felt like she got better throughout. the series. I do too. But Lily Munster, she had the same reactions and the same looks when it was supposed to be

more comedic and different expressions and it was just, and then, Lance, your boy. Fair enough. I see all your points,

but I had fun with it, man. I had fun with it. I thought it was a good spoof of the old TV show. I mean, I like what he, I'd like,

like when he tried to he tried to keep it as close to the TV show as possible. Uh-huh. But it just got to a certain point. I was just, just rob zombie the shit out of this. Is this, is this coming up on your list, Nas or what?

Yeah, it is. You wanted to keep, yeah, wanted to hear grandpa say, get the fuck out of here, you cock-sucking bitch. At one point,

I was like, let's, let's do it. Why not? I liked what does his name, no, he played two characters. Richard Brick.

Yeah, he was good. He was good. He's good at everything. Yeah, whatever you throw him in, he's good. He was good in his dual roles. But that movie was terrible. I mean, it just got to the point.

I was waiting to see Lily Monster walking around with her ass hanging out of her jeans. And just, I was like, give me something here. But we didn't get it. So that's why it's number six. That's fair. No Eddie Monster either. Well, the real, real Eddie Monster was in it. this is a prequel so there shouldn't be another one because it's a prequel

will be next Halloween I'll bet there will be no because Netflix is probably like why did we buy this movie yeah garbage who was like hey we should get Rob Zobby to make a monsters movie in the first place he's always wanted to make one yeah I think I'm sure it was totally his idea yeah he owns the Dracula so but they probably thought this could be interesting his style of movie making and a clean-cut show like the monsters, you know.

And they probably were like, didn't think he was going to do a clean-cut version of the movie. But boy, did he. He didn't white trash it up. It's like a house of a thousand corpses cartoon. You'd rather watch that. All right, Lance, number five. Oh, man. Oh, Christina Ricci has been making a great comeback.

lately. She's really good in Wednesday and she's great in this new show, Yellow Jackets. If you guys have seen that Showtime show, but not just so good and a little one called Monstrous. You guys seen this one? I see it pop up on whatever

streaming thing. Like, they keep recommending it. I'm just like, it's not good. It's not good. There's a roughly drawn story about a monster in a lake and I think it's all supposed to be psychological you know, like it's not really there.

She just thinks it is, but I couldn't figure out what the fuck this movie was. So I'll put down Maestrus and move on to the next. All right. My number five was, again, not a terrible movie, but I wanted it to be really good. I was expecting it to be really good. It's one that I watched like yesterday. Okay. And I was just super fucking disciplined.

disappointed with it. I was like, yeah, that's it. Bones and all. I'm with you, man. I tried, I was praying that was going to be in my top 10. It wasn't. Yeah, no, I thought for sure it was going to be. I was excited about this movie and then I watched it and I was like, oh, that's, that's it. Yeah. I don't know if I'd say bottom 10. I mean, it was well-filled. Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. It wasn't, it wasn't a terrible movie. It was just a huge for me. I expected more. Yeah. It's just like a stupid love stuff. story thing. Well, that's what it was billed as.

I know, but there's like, wasn't a whole lot else to it. Like, why even throw that extra shit in there? It was a little good, you know, flesh eating scenes. Yeah, there was good practicals. Mark Rylance is a pretty damn good actor. Like, a lot of the stuff I've

seen him in, he's got some chops. Is that the spooky, creepy guy? Yeah, Sully. He said, Sully don't like, Sully don't like you right now. Sully don't like how you're Yeah. Don't ruin it from. I've ever seen it yet.

All right, we won't. I still want to see it. Okay. I'd say definitely watch it. It just, it wasn't as good as I wanted it to be. Fair enough. Yeah, I think it's one of those divisive movies, because I've seen it pop up on worst and best of this.

Mm-hmm. That makes sense. All right, I'm going to go with Hellraiser. What? It wasn't. No, get the fuck out of here. It was, it did nothing to, come on

to the whole franchise it was basically the same thing that every movie the 10 movies before it I liked how she looked I didn't like the new little puzzle they all had great effects the new little puzzle I didn't like the new

chatter box and it wasn't nothing new it was a just play for play of all the other ones they figure out the puzzle somebody was collecting and we did that already. We did that in the second one.

Someone was collecting those things and then they needed someone to open it. We saw that in the second film. Okay. So I was just like, come on. But maybe updated for a new generation. I go back and watch the first tour. Yeah. For you, for you new Jacks.

And don't even watch it, the other ones. Watch the one in space. That one was funny. But I was excited. I let everyone watch it. first and everyone was like, oh, this, that, and it was good. So I was expecting it to be good. You got overhyped.

Yeah, that's why. You got black fun. I didn't, no, that was hell of good. I don't care what you say. But this one, man, I was, yeah, it was overhyped to me. Okay. And I was just like, okay, this is going to be awesome. I sat there.

I was like, instead of messing around on my phone. And I was just like, come on. I was like, we saw this already. We've seen this before. Oh, okay. The effects were good, and I really like... I liked the designs of the characters. Yeah, I liked how the Cinebites looked.

Yeah. Okay. But it just didn't do anything for me. I mean, we've seen all this before. Are we going to get more? If we do, I'll watch them. I've seen all the other ones. It can't be any worse than some of the previous ones.

I didn't think I could ever be disappointed in you. I was... I was... I was disappointed, man. I wanted this to be good because the last few were garbage. So I wanted like, okay, somebody new. We get a new tag. Let's see what they can do.

But it's just the same stuff we've seen already. So that's why I'm like, eh. I mean, you can say that about Friday 13th and the Halloween films. But they, those, those are just, you want to see kills. You don't care about the story and how stupid it gets. Sure. But this one, this was more of, um, thinking horror. on what they were trying to do.

I did like what they tried to do with it, but it was just like, they just took stuff from previous films and just updated it. That's how I saw it. I mean, nothing against any of the actors. I thought they all did a good job. I was over-hyped.

I had a problem with the lead actress. Yeah, she was. It's awesome. Kind of irritating. I kind of liked her. I mean, she was all drugged out and everything, so, but, um, we knew how it was going to end.

We knew she wasn't going to die. We knew she was going to be the one to solve the things. Of course you did. You've seen all the other ones. Come on. That's why I was disappointed. I was disappointed. I was disappointed in it.

I mean, okay. Maybe I only saw it the one time. Maybe I'll watch it again. Maybe my tune will change. But I was just, it was overhyped to me. I should have watched it that night it came out. Right.

I probably would have thought a little different. But see and I expected it to suck But I really enjoyed it I didn't I was expecting and I'm gonna like this because it's an updated version When was the last one we had? And yes just went straight to a streaming service instead of straight to VOD or whatever But right um and hulu man they they put they put the money in some good movies not every hulu movie is good I mean they gave us prey and that was fucking awesome So I was like all right come on they they got a they got a good track record I mean they

put out good shows and everything so I was just like all right let me let me see because I've been a fan of this since the first one since the 80s and that's why I wanted a little more I wanted to see what they were going to do and it was just to me

in my opinion some of you may not think it's right but it was just it was the same stuff we've seen before so fair enough I don't say you feel yeah I don't know what what they can do to me If they again, if they make more, I'll watch them because I've seen all the other ones. I think if they make a second one, we're going to go into more of Lefeith and that whole. Yeah, okay. I can see that.

I think it did pretty well, didn't it, for Hulu? Got a lot of views. Yeah. It's fairly, the thing mostly liked. Rotten tomatoes, it was 65%. Not too bad. But all the audience gave it 58. Wow.

Like you said, they're just not cerebral enough. I don't know. I just wanted more. What was the first one? 87, I think. Probably. Yeah, but. Sounds about right.

See, you didn't do what I did. I watched the entire franchise before I watched that one. So I appreciated what I got. You needed a palate cleanser. I didn't like from three on. But if I was to put these in order, I would put one and two. bloodlines, like you said, the one in space is so bad it's good. Yeah, it was goofy.

Where else can you go? I mean, Jaws needs to go to space now. No. I'm just saying, come on. But Shark Nato was in space. Why not? No, Freddie hasn't been to space yet. Are you sure?

Freddy's done. I mean, just. Freddy's dead, huh? Yeah, Freddy's dead. He died in part four. after Dream Warriors, that thing went straight into the ground. But don't get me wrong. I love Robert Ingle.

I love the character. But it was just, I think after Dream Warriors, man, they couldn't top it. We all agreed on that one. Dream Warriors was the best one. I love the first three. They're awesome. But Dream Warriors is my favorite one. But Hellraiser, part Hellbound, Hellraiser 2, that's my favorite one.

I do love the original. the original one, if you sent a bite throwing in it for like a few minutes they don't really show them that much. This one as well, I mean, they were, they show them but they don't show them a lot. Yeah, agreed. Because some people, like one of my friends

were saying, this was the first one he watched and he liked it. And I said, go back and watch the other ones. He was jumping all around. He watched the one in space. Just because it was in space. Then he went to like, part three then went to one i was like dude why didn't you watch him all in order he goes it was just the way i found him right saving the best for last yeah but um yeah man yeah hellraiser i mean i i wanted so much more and i and i just felt as a hellraiser fan since the beginning

i didn't read any of the books lance you did but i just took the movies for what they were and i was just i was disappointed in this one okay so i'm I didn't hate it. Like, well, I'll watch it again. But I was just, I was disappointed. That was it. All right. Nez, you brought up my number five, the recreen, whatever, how do you ever say it?

Stupid-ass booey, floating, floating bedroom in the ocean. With a whiny ass Alicia Silverstone, which I wanted her husband to throw her in the water. Did he? No. Well, it had to be like once upon a time in Hollywooding it a little bit. You think? You know, if I just knocked her off here, nobody would ever notice. She was so annoying.

She was like, clearly they're in a impossible situation of your bungalow or villa or whatever they call those rooms that are on the beach. Okay. Washed out to sea and a storm. Right. you're floating there in the sharks. And she constantly keeps telling her husband, do something. And I'm just like, bitch,

what the fuck you want him to do? You guys are floating in a room in the ocean. That's bad. That's bad. Go paddle. Number one, how the fuck does it float? It's not like it's a boat or anything. I don't know. Movie magic. But yeah, that's about number five.

Requiem. Lance. All right. Number four is going to be, one that I was kind of looking forward to because I really like Sandra O, but was very unimpressed with Umma. You have seen this one?

I haven't seen it. Yeah, real underwhelmed. Real underwhelmed, man. Nothing but some several jump scares in it. An ending that made absolute zero sense.

Yeah. And really, really, really, really, really, really bad acting by some people that are capable of good acting. I didn't finish it. That's why I didn't, I mean, I didn't finish hocus pocus, too. But I didn't finish that. But I've heard a lot of people said that they took a good premise of the Korean culture and stuff like that and just did nothing with it. They just kind of introduced it. And then it was just generic jump scares after that. I would say that's a spot on description of the baby. Yeah, this was on my list too. I mean, I saw it in the theater. It was one of those ones. Nothing else was on. nothing else was on

yeah so I said alright I'll see it it's a horror movies we can talk about it yeah the jump scares were cool but it was like they took the idea and didn't went nowhere with it I mean it had a good premise on what the story was but then it was like all right we'll give you this

but we don't know how to end it and yeah the ending sure seemed that yeah it seemed that way like they just didn't know how you're going to end the movie yeah that was terrible terrible I was just like yeah I mean I left the theater like I mean, again, I didn't hate it.

I didn't walk out. I was the worst movie ever seen. But I was just, I was kind of like, hmm. I was a little disappointed on it. We're not spitting a lot of vitriol this episode. That's good. No. Yeah.

Well, that may change once we get to the top here. My number four is going to be totally not horror related, but I was running out of shit movies that I've watched. The Lost City. Oh, the Lost City. Oh. Channing Tatum. Yeah, was it, Sandra Bullock

that was in it? I can't even remember it. It was so fucking stupid. This is a bad fucking movie, man. For all these really good people to be in it, they just keep shoving out this trash that I was going to say that that was the bright spot for me.

It was Brad Pitt. Yeah. He's kind of awesome and a lot of things that he's been doing lately. Right. Yeah. But, yeah, the rest of the movies sort of sucked. All right. Ness? Um, that one was Spider-Man and Marky Mark. Oh, yeah, that sounds like going on.

Uncharted. Yeah. Uncharted, the video game. I still haven't watched it. Oh, yeah, dude, it's garbage. Yeah. I'm still not, I'm still not paying for that steel book. Yeah, $60.

F you. The geek said it wasn't horrible. I didn't play the game. Theo liked it. Okay. Maybe you got to play the game to get it. He said it was just loose, really loose on the game. But he enjoyed it.

He was ready to drop that 60 on the steelbook. I was like, go ahead. Just to get the steelbook in some necklace or something that came with it. I don't know. I would pay $9.99 for that stillbook, not $60. Would you? Yeah. Just to throw it on the show, it will probably stay in the record.

I saw it by the means when it came. came out, but yeah. I would have been mad if I was sitting the theater and watch this. It's on Netflix now, folks. So you don't have to go to that. If I'd spent money on it, I'd be mad.

I'm not mad that I watched it. I mean, at least it gives me something to put on my bottom list. Yeah, it was. I didn't know nothing about it. I don't know anything about the game or anything. I mean, I like Spider-Man. I mean, but Tom Allen and I like

Marky Mark. so I was expecting it I mean I got what I wanted Marky Mark taking over the movie but it just it was a big CGI mess yeah right right especially that scene when they were jumping from

box to box in the box I don't think physics works like that but hey go tell the fast and the furious guys that I know it just made me laugh but I mean yeah I mean well I watch it again see that that's how you could tell a good in a bad movie because kick-ass jumping on a bullet train and bullet train right that was awesome

you're going with it that's true that's spider man hopping on box-to-box hanging from a plane you're just like no impossible yeah there's the same i don't know if we'll get more i mean i don't know how how well it did but man i was i was disappointed with it i mean i went again i went in with it not knowing anything about it other than who was in it. And I was kind of let down. I thought it was going to be like a Tomb Raider type of thing. Yeah. I liked all three of those Tomb Raider movies.

I know everyone hated the Angelina Jolie ones, but Angelina Jolie Academy Award winner, Angelia Jolie. And I liked that other one with that last Tomb Raider movie. I thought that one was pretty good. Yeah, that one felt more like the video game. Yeah, I was going to say that one was more like the video game. But you didn't go see those first two for the video. game. He went for Angelina.

Push up, bro. Yeah. Let's see. Number four for me, I'm sticking with the shark movies, and this movie was a complete waste of film, and it was the reef stock. Oh, no tell me.

I didn't see it. No good? No. Not as bad as the original, because I thought the original was even more boring. That's a close call, Brian. but yeah i have nothing to say it was completely boring i didn't like any i wasn't rooting for any of the characters and in the shark movie people trying to survive shark attack you you have to

release group for somebody you know it was just kind of like no eat them all it was yeah it was hard too in this one wasn't it yeah so that's number four oh that was that one i forgot about that yeah that was that one oh yeah that was that all right you better add that as an honorable mention to my list because I completely forgot about it. All right, Lance. All right, number three is the aforementioned the bubble. And I don't know if it qualifies because you look at IMDB. It just says comedy.

It doesn't say horror or action or sci-fi or anything sweet. This is our top 10 movie list, you know. Well, okay, so they were filming a sci-fi movie. How about that? There you go. Trying to film a sci-fi movie during COVID lockdown. So, yeah, the bubble was just absolutely. fucking atrocious.

So many people in it that should have been good and just terrible, terrible, terrible. I don't know if this is what we're going to start seeing from Apatow from now on, but if so, he can just hang up his cleats and quit playing. Because this is a piece of shit. Isn't David Dukovny in this? Yeah, I think he vaguely showed up in it for a few scenes.

But it was one of those ensemble cast where you had quite a few people there, but telling you, people needed new cars. and houses. It's not worth it. I guess so. I hope they got it, because we all paid for it, because it came on Netflix. So, we bankrolled it. That's probably why people

are jumping on these Netflix movies. They know they got the money because they keep upcharging. All right. What are we on? Number three. The invitation. Ah, okay. I don't think it was that horrible. No, I hate it. Okay. That's on mine, too.

Yeah. It was just a shitty movie. She's gorgeous in it, though. Oh, yeah, no, she's super hot. She's actually, she's not the bad part of the movie, I didn't think. No, not her in particular. It was just like the writing wasn't awesome. The ending kind of sucked.

They played the race card. I don't know how many times. I was like, I'm done. And Phil, I was thinking about that because I was thinking about putting it on the list. If they were going to do that, they should have did it from somebody else other than people that are trying to bring her in to the vampire family. Yeah. Instead of having

the vampire family, someone go that way at her, it didn't make any sense because the head vampire is trying to bring her into the fold. So if you're going to play the race card or play into that whole aspect, it should have been somebody outside of the family and the family coming to

step up for her. That's the way it should have been done. That makes more sense. Yeah. But yeah, it just, it was super forgettable. It was a January horror movie. It sucked. And I'm never watching this piece of the car. Was it January?

God damn. I didn't know that long ago. Holy fuck. I feel like it was. All right. I could be wrong. All right. That is number three.

I watched one. I like her, but the movie was kind of dumb. The abandoned. I think that's what it was called. The abandoned. Okay. With Emma Roberts. Oh, that I've been.

I've not seen this, but this is on a lot of people's list. Or not liking it? Yeah. Yeah, it was, I don't even remember it. But I'm just kind of just going down these lists and said I did watch this. Only for her. And I was just like, yeah, just another, I'm going to look around on my phone. It came out in June.

So, I mean, it wasn't nothing. to write home about. After a young couple moves into a remote farmhouse with their infant son, the woman struggles with postpartum psychosis begin to intensify as a house reveal secrets on its own. It sounds cool, but it was not. Yeah. Michael Shannon is in it.

How bad can it be? Basic of a horror movie as you can possibly get. Yeah, it was, no. I mean... I've seen it on quite a few lists, like top, top three worst movies. movies of the year. Most movies. That's a shame.

That's a shame. It was PG-13, so you don't expect. Oh, okay. There you go. I don't expect much. All right. My number three, keep it short and sweet.

Sony. Fuck off. Not thinking of where we're going here. Morbius. Yeah, I thought so. That would be everybody's number one. I was waiting. Fuck off Sony.

Just, if you're going to keep the Spider-Man franchise, cool, but just let Marvel handle everything. What really pissed me off is they tried, the trailer, they tried to load up all this multiverse stuff, which really had no fucking point to the movie.

Sure. Fucking vampires bursted in the colorful dust and stupid shit. It's movies. And it got two theater releases. They tried to re-release it. And it flopped the second time. Why did they try to re-release it after everybody said how shitty it was?

Because I added like a couple seconds or something. Yeah, they added stuff to it. And I think there was like nothing in the theater at the time. So they tried to capitalize. And it just ended up bombing. I think it's one of the few movies that bombed more than once in the same year. Yikes. Yikes.

They deserved it. That was my number six in comic book. movies. I had eight comic book movies and that was my number six. Bad ones? That one was no, good ones. It was above Thor. It was above Thor. What? Yeah, I didn't like Thor at all. It was all right.

I had to rake the ones I had. But Morbius, I like the character. I love Jared Lido. Uh-huh. When we saw that Vulture was in it,

I was like, wait, what are we doing here? I'm like, all right, so they got that multiverse thing going on and they didn't do anything with it. We'll see, I don't know. That was just to get you to come watch it. Yeah, that was the Ropatopia. The way it ended, I wasn't sure what they're going to do because at the end there's a meeting with Morbius and Vulture.

Sure. I don't know they can go after Spider-Man. I assume that. I don't know. It was a meeting to tell them that their movie career is. done. So I was just like, all right, man, whatever. I mean, I'm not

that familiar with the character with its history, but it was a comic movie, Jared Lito, yeah, Spider-Verse, okay, let's see what they were going to do with it. And I loved the vulture.

I thought he was cool. And was that the second Spider-Man or the first one? First. Yeah, okay. So I liked him. He's not Batman. I don't care what anyone says. Yes, he is. But, um, and he's Birdman. That was good. These Beatles. Adam West. Adam West. And Mr. Mom. Yeah. Adam West is Batman. Everyone else are cosplayers. But I, I took the movie for what it was. It was a huge mess. The CGI wasn't the

greatest, but I'm like, all right, what do you guys trying to do? I say this all the time. just sell it sell it sell Spider-Man to Marvel Studios to Disney they can take it and do some justice with it there was a

Tyrese and some kind of agent in it yeah baby boy that's like when Denise Richards was a a bond girl a professor Christmas

Professor Christmas Hey man Denise Richards what can you what do you can do but okay Um, yeah, it was what it was.

I mean, I enjoyed it. I have the steelbook somewhere around here. I have it too, but like I said before, it'll stay on the show. I mean, I hated those two venom movies, but I still have them. Yeah. I didn't hate the first Venom movie, but that's the second one, man. I hate both of them. It was pretty garbage.

It was garbage, both of them. All right. But yeah, more of us. We're moving on to number two. Yep. The elite. All right. Uh, the aforementioned.

the reef stalked. Really, really piece of shit movie. I don't even know why some of those characters that showed up were in it. Like the mother with the daughters, where the fuck did they even come from? I don't get it. All the characters were hateable.

Well, Nez hasn't seen it, so. Okay, yeah. Enough said, the reef stocked. Yeah, I honestly can't even remember a ton of that movie. I didn't think about it at all until you guys said something. So bad. And now I feel bad that I didn't put that on the top of my list somewhere.

But my number two, we already talked about Uncharted. Oh, no. Yeah. With the talent that was in it when they come out with these big monster films and they are bland and black, which is what this movie was, that's a problem. Yeah. Unforgivable. All right. That prey for the devil or whatever, you guys are going to get it.

Yeah. Yeah, whatever. All right. My number two, you can go back on the action returns and listen to me and Ness talk about this one. And it's only entitled because it doesn't really have to do with the book. Amityville Uprising. Oh, man. Oh, come on.

Is it fair to put that on a worst of list? Yes. Because it got a, it got a, it got a, this was released by Lionsgate. Uprising. Okay. They were selling it. as an action movie. I feel like to do this to yourself.

It takes place next to Amityville. I don't know. It necessarily takes place in Amityville. Sure. And it's like they don't really explain. It's like zombies or some kind of virus that are making people

like people and people are stuck in like a police station. The only thing that was decent about is when that kid got eaten. when they spent that whole time trying to go rescue the kid he was already

dead yeah he seems to be the way that works and he wasn't he wasn't even a kid he was clearly like a grown man playing a 40 year old but

I'd say go listen to our review instead of watching a movie sounds like a lot more fun amity Evil uprising. The trailer sold me, but it was not good.

Yeah. The trailer trailer lured you in. Yeah. All right. Nance, what gets the number ones?

Worst movie of the year? That's pretty easy. Let's just hope that this title is true. A little movie called Halloween ends. This is the biggest piece of fucking garbage

to hit the movie theater in a year. It wasn't, It wasn't a horrible year for movies. Even this one had a few redeeming moments, but it just terrible, terrible plot, very few on-screen kills. See, that was the good thing about the second, even though the plot was horrible,

and they had that terrible evil dies tonight bullshit. There's a thousand memes out there on and stuff like that. At least they showed a lot of gruesome kills. This one, they didn't even really get that much into that. And I don't know what the stupid B plot was with him trying to, like, turn this kid evil or whatever. How is this little kid going to beat up, you know, Michael Myers and I don't know. What's just a strange plot decisions?

Yeah, this movie took a big shit on the Halloween franchise. So worst horror maybe the year of Halloween ends. Ouch. And of all the other shit you've seen, this is the worst? This is the worst. Absolute worst. Yes. Lance, I'm looking at up.

I should have bet you because you swore this movie was going to be on. your list and you and me argued. Yeah? Choose or die. It didn't quite make it. It didn't even make the song. You told me that was a shoe in and I said, no, it's not. You were right, Brian, you got me.

You got me. It was all, I mean, when I was writing these down, it was in there, but I ended up crossed that out because I only wanted to have three dishonorable mentions. So, Brian, you got me. You called it on that one. You called it. All right, Phil. All right.

I can't even believe it wasn't on your list. Lance, but my number one is it's Morbin time. Morbius. Only because I didn't see it. To be fair. To be fair. Honestly, the only reason I watch this movie is so that I could

have something to put on my bottom 10. I kind of just almost drawn into it too, but just ran out of time with all the Hallmark Christmas movies I had to see. Yeah. It definitely honored that bottom 10 list. This movie was terrible.

terrible. All right, Niz. Amityville Christmas Vacation. That was horrible. Uh, shout out to that one hot chick. I can't remember her name, but oh, man. Oh, when you look her up on I and D.B. She's like super hot.

She didn't look like that. I started following on Instagram. Oh, let me look this up. Amityville Christmas vacation. Yeah, you'll know when you see her who we're talking about. She's hot. She didn't look like that in the book. movie. The movie was terrible, but I am interested in seeing the director's cat movies.

I mean, a little fat cat that he had in it. This, at least it took, at least it took place. Autumn, Autumn Ivy. Yeah. At least it took place next door to the Amityville house. But it was just, oh man. It was, it was terrible. I mean, I saw a lot. of shit this year but this one was but what you got to expect it is amityville i mean i like uprising more but then it was garbage but oh man this one it was uh home alone rip off uh christmas vacation rip off uh amineville must just be a a public i guess is it supposed to be good i mean I don't think so. They knew what they were doing. Okay.

Like, I think the main character's name was Wally Griswold or something like that. It was just, oh, man. It was only like 45 minutes or something like that, but it was. Okay. 45 minutes, you'll never get back. Yeah, and there's even an after credit scene. That's how. I don't know what they were trying to do.

But, yeah, out of everything that we saw, oh, you know what? I'm going to throw this one in there as well for a two for the worst. Did it come out this year? Close enough, man. Just throw it in there. You're fine. I want to say it did. Sharks of the Corn.

Oh, Stephen Kang. Yeah. Kang with a A.A. N.G. Did it come out this year or last year? I think it came out last year. out last year, but it got released this year. Yeah. It counts. It counts. A Christmas Vacation, or Christmas, Amityville Christmas

vacation was better than that one. That movie was terrible. Ugh. I was going to ask you how the sharks got in the corn, but I kind of don't care. I have no idea. They just showed up one day. And the shark was just a little handpuppet. Like, hell is close. Stop it.

Yeah, it was like this close. This is all you would see. it was watch the trailer it was garbage I did like when the shark jumped out of the corn and it's like Elmo took out a helicopter

I thought that was cool but it's man but yeah you know what I'm putting that as number one sharks of the corn

but Christmas whatever and it's a tie sometimes we just end up with a tie it's all right yeah those two are garbage

I totally forgot about the shark one. All right. My number one, Ness already brought it up. It's probably the worst thing that I, when I seen it, I was like, this has to be number one

and stayed there. And it was cheapest creepers, reborn. Oh, okay. You know what really pissed me off about this movie? What's that?

All of it. Yeah, but besides all of it, what specifically? there were scenes that looked like they couldn't go outside and film it. It was clearly green screen outside. Ouch, out. Like, you can't go stand in a field and film.

They did the Requin. That's bad. Shot it inside. Oh, man. I feel like I want to watch that Requit movie now. Yeah, I meant to. I really meant to get to it. For as serious as they tried to act, like, oh, my God.

Oh, man. Jeepers, creepers, it was, they kind of changed the look of the, the creeper a little bit. I didn't appreciate that. It looked like, totally changed you. They, I mean, I guess it's a reboot because they added all this shit to the mythology. And I was like, you didn't need to do none of that. Just he was. Was he having to wear it?

Was he having to wear an ankle brace? slid or something and walk around and knock on all the neighbors' doors and report that these sexual predators now living in their neighborhood, or what? Well, that's the one good thing I can say about it is that guy has nothing to do with this movie, not at all. They still got that check. I don't think he doesn't own the rights anymore. Oh, he doesn't?

That's what I'm, that's what I don't know. Because he created the old thing. So I just figured that's how he got paid. I don't know. created another situation for himself. But, yeah, Jeepers creepers. I don't even think when the cop car pulled up, it was actually,

they were actually standing next to a cop car. There's a picture of a cop car. This one, this one I might see. I might actually see this one in that sharks of the corn just to see how bad they really are. Just watch the trailer. I mean,

I guarantee you you won't even get. That's all I need. You won't even get 15, maybe. You won't even get 10 minutes in. Yeah. And I sat through the whole thing and it was garbage. That's one thing I could say. I didn't go see Jeepers Creepers,

Reborn in the theater. I did. I did. Rough stuff, huh? All right. I guess we'll just segue right into our best of the year. Ah, yes. Honorable mentions first.

I got to, I got to bounce out on this one. I'll give you guys a worst. guys want to know my number one i could say it yeah yeah of course of course sad the sadness oh nice that's on my list i don't know if you guys saw that but that was the sadness aka crossed that yeah that was i went got some of those books hell oh man dude that the sadness was awesome but yeah the kids grandsons got to go to bed so i'm gonna get in there and help but all right man um everyone that's listened to action returns

stream fiends the wrestling returns thank you all for listening to everything we've done this past year as well as the shows that I do pop upon the regular one I just want to say thank you to everyone thank you to my brothers right here for let me be a part

of this this family this network but yeah it was it's fun man you guys really Oh, fuck. You guys really help me out a lot, especially Brian. He's done so much for our shows, East Society.

Oh, yeah, definitely. And everything else, I mean, but it's just amazing. We've got so many more listeners because of Brian and everything. And, of course, me bitching and complaining on here with you guys about this and that. But you guys help me a lot, brothers, man. It was an awesome year of good shows we've all done. And here's to 2020. It's going to be an awesome year.

Prong as you, we're going to come back on a regular basis with action and all that. Right on. Yeah, we are. But just everyone that's listening, be safe out there. We love you all. Please pick up a T-shirt, be a subscriber to everything. Patreon, all that. Lance, Brian, Phil.

I love you guys. Thank you so much. I can't wait to be in your guys present when we go to Texas Frimer. So until then, everyone, be safe out there. And party on. Party on, Garth.

That's, uh, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, all right. All right. I'm gonna run through my, um, I'm gonna run through my, um, because I got a lot of honorable mentions. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, uh, speak no evil. Yep.

Hellraiser. Okay. Deadstream. Yep. Yes. Orphan first kill, I will say, was way better than it deserved to be. Mm-hmm. I did like bones and all for what it was, but not good enough to make my list.

Okay. Fresh. Yep. And then some non-horror movies was I enjoyed the Batman. I enjoyed Black Panther, even though it was way too far. long. Bullet train was probably one of the

funest movies I've seen all year. Nice. And last one I just put on the list this morning because I totally forgot about it and I was looking through my letterbox that come follow me on letterbox and I see the movies I watch

was the unbearable way to massive talent with Nicholas. Oh, yeah, I forgot all about that one. I almost forgot about that one. Okay. Okay. And it almost made my list, but I think I already had my list set in my mind, but it could have been easily been in my top ten was the menu. Yeah.

Yeah, nice one. Nice one. So that's, those are my honorable. All right. Well, I'll want to do my honorable mentions real quick. I've got the menu on there as well. Okay. This was hard.

There was a lot of good movies this year. I'm sort of debating where to put things. Crimes of the Future. Hellraiser is honorable mention for me. Prey. That was a good one. Pearl and X, I sort of throw into the same category, but they definitely get an honorable mention.

They almost made a list. And the Northman. Ah, okay. I actually watched that for a third time, and to me, it's one of those movies. It gets better. Yeah. No kidding.

All right. Yeah. Because I watched it again just to give it another shot. Yeah. And feel like, look up like some like YouTube videos on like the mythology from the movie. It helps understand what was going on a lot better too. Yeah.

Yeah. I kind of like that spacey thing they got going. It's good. All right. Lance, you got any honorable mentions? I've got, I've got several.

You guys are both. set at the menu, didn't quite make the list. Studio 666. That was a fun movie. Oh, that was a fun one. So close. So close. Yeah, and speaking of Jenna Ortega,

another movie that was number 10 until it got kicked out today, actually, was Scream 5. It was number 10, it was locked in, and I saw a movie today that knocked it out. So you never know. The Cursed. I thought that was a pretty good werewolf movie. Speak no evil. Brian, I think you mentioned that one.

Run, sweetheart, run. Got on my honorable mentions. I forgot about that one. That's a good one, too. Yep. And also bodies, bodies, bodies. I liked what they did with it and how they revealed the killer. Yeah, I was going to, I thought about putting that on my list.

I did watch that today because I wanted to get it in before we did our list. and it didn't make it on any of my list. Didn't quite make the cut. Not to spoil it, but... Not to spoil it, but what a way to fucking die. No shit. It's hilarious. That was fucking hilarious. That was kind of great at the end.

All right. I guess we'll stick with the same rotation. Lance, give us your number 10. Oh, okay. Well, number 10 then is going to be maybe called Don't worry, darling, that we saw. I thought that the buildup was great. the acting was really good. I think that despite all the, I guess,

you know, off-screen shenanigans, they managed to pull off a pretty good movie. I love the way that the ending was really reminiscent of, you know, the Twilight Zone or, ah, shoot, help me out here, the Charlie, what's his name, movie, the British series that uses technology as the twist. Black phone? Oh, black mirror.

Black mirror, black mirror. Yeah, I thought the ending was very black mirror, which I liked. And it kind of surprised me a little bit. It wasn't exactly what I thought it was leading up to, and that's always good when a movie can do that. So number 10 is West Scream 5, but got knocked off. But don't worry, Darling would now be, well, now be number 10. So it kind of barely hangs on to the top 10.

Yeah, that movie was so messy with the filming. There's stuff still coming out about this. Is there? Yeah, I guess the whole Why Shy the Buf Got replaced on the movie I heard about that Yeah, he claims he quit

But then I guess Olivia Wilde had to Be messy and She posted Like the screenshots of like text messages And I guess he was fired Because he was being Yikes, yikes

He's being very shy On the A guy's fucking wild man Yeah, he is. He's something else. All right. My number 10 is going to be a movie I just watched yesterday. Studio 666. Nice.

It was great, dude. The Food Fighters. Who would have thought Dave Grohl was a pretty good actor? And it was just a fun movie. Yeah, it was just a really fun movie. Like, I'll definitely watch this one again. Like, if I collected DVDs, I'd totally get this one. Yeah.

all right my number 10 Lance couldn't disagree with you more the black phone okay well at least it's only number 10 it could be yeah it was very it almost wasn't on my list I will say I

don't know if this says anything about maybe how much I like to movie or not but I kind of forgot about it right in my list and then I was kind of double checking some stuff up to see if I missed anything. And I was like, oh, shit, the black phone. Oh, boy.

Well, that was a January one, too, wasn't it? I think it was some. Yeah, early summer, right? Oh, was it? Oh, okay. So it came down to the black phone or the menu. Right, right. Because I really liked Ethan Hawks portrayal.

You are right, Lance. We didn't get a whole lot of him as the grabber. But I thought he was just kind of creepy in the whole way. he just kind of came off as two different people and so yeah barely made it in there I can see why people like it that's why it was only my number 10 it could have easily any other year it wouldn't have been on that bottom list at all and it kind of reminds me of Scott derrickson's previous film sinister okay except this one that's the the ghost kids are not trying to kill you they're trying to help you right right so that's my number 10

Okay, so number nine now. Yep. This is the little, I always have a little indie movie that made it on my list. And this year it's Deadstream, which is one that I saw this week. And I was told to check it out. I'm glad I did. And it made it. It's so evil dead, man.

Yeah. When I first started watching the first 10 minutes, I thought I am going to fucking hate this. This guy is so irritating. What a loser. and then as the movie went on, I was like, this is actually really fucking fun. Yeah.

Really great movie. It's a lot of fun. A comedic time is fantastic. Yeah. I really loved it. Deadstream number nine. All right, Phil. All right.

My number nine is going to be Top Gun Maverick. Nice. Yeah. The Danger Zone. Good, solid movie, man. It was a good one. I don't know if it's, you know,

like I said, best picture caliber. Uh-huh. It was a, fun movie and something we needed, I think. Yeah. Well said. Better than I expected it to be.

All right. My number nine is Prey. Yeah. Good one. Prequel. Good one. It was very leery about them doing another predator movie. And then when they said it was going to strike the

Hulu, I thought it was like, oh, man, this just could not be good. But I was blown away. and then I can't remember her name in the movie, but the actress Amber Mid Thunder, I thought she was fucking great as the main character. She was badass. Yeah, pretty tough.

The guy that played her brother, he was badass too. He's going to be at Texas Frightmare. Oh, okay. And yeah, I thought the whole 300, I think it was 300 years before the original movie. Okay. I just liked how we got the Predator basically not as evolved as the

one in the Arnold movie, a little bit more primitive. Yeah. In his weapons. I just liked how they took it to that. Even with them, the predator like killing certain animals, because he's kind of working his way up seeing what is

a true, true fight. You know, he's going up against the snake, the wolf, you know, the bear, you know, just kind of working his way up. Yeah. Predator fights the bear is a pretty cool scene. Yeah. And I love that reveal when he's picking the bear up and he slices it open and that blood comes down and it kind of just reveals him. I thought that was a great scene.

Good special effects. Yeah. Number nine is prey. It's a good one. Oh, shit. Okay. We're on to number eight? This is, yeah, this is the one that I saw today that knocked, uh, knocked, uh, knocked scream five out.

This was so much fun, man. Um, glass onion, a knives out mystery. Okay. With Benoit Blanc's back. And so this is a really awesome movie. It's a great ensemble cast. I don't know if I like it as much as I like the cast that was in the first one. But this is one of those that will get multiple viewings.

Like I've seen the first Knives Out many times. And it's kind of ironic that it knocked out Scream 5 because Scream 5 had that whole little meta conversation in there about, oh, you're talking about the guy that did the new Star Wars movie? Yeah. we all hate him now. So, kind of ironic there, but it was, Ryan Johnson did it again for me. I really enjoyed this movie.

Lots of fun. I don't want to give a single thing away, because it's only been out about a week on that place. I want to say I'm really starting to like Janelle Monet as an actress. Yeah, she's good. She's fantastic. She is fantastic.

Yeah. And perfect role for Edward Norton. Yeah. They, Edward Norton, Edward Norton. Yeah. all the way. He just had to play himself. Oh, yes.

That's what I think. I think they were definitely making fun of that. That reputation he's got. All right. Number eight. Number eight. That's me, right? Yep.

Let's do... These next three are hard for me to put in order, but violent night. Oh, that's a good one. This is a good one. Such a great fucking movie, man. I had a lot of fun with this one. It was way better than I expected it to be. Like, as far as Christmas, just Christmas movies in general, I think this is going to get to watch every year.

It's up there with Elf, right? Or could be? Yeah, I think so. Understandable. Okay. My wife still mad at that. What's that? So my wife still mad at that one because we took the whole family.

No, a violent night. Oh. And I was like, it doesn't matter how you kind of. argue with the movies of Christmas family movies. Yes. I took a 5-year-old, a 12-year-old, and a 13-year-old, and they all fucking loved it.

They've heard F-bombs before. Shit, plenty of times. That's not what was bothering her. With the violence? Yeah. That's the best part. Yeah. They know it's fake. Because the end,

the chimney scene at the end? That was fantastic. That happened. She just turned her head and looked at me. It was like, really? That was the moment I was like, yes, because I was like, how are they going to end this thing? Oh, like that. Awesome. That's how they did it. Satisfactory. All right. My number eight, I might have a give to friend of the show, David Howard Thornton. Oh, okay. Good one. Good one. A little too long for my taste.

Yeah, I will agree. Great kills. Shave some time off of it, but I think it added to the mythos of Art the Clown. Great kills, great practical effects. I love that, is it Damien Leone? I love that he's the one doing the effects. He's not just directing.

He's also doing the effects, too. So I thought the main final girl was bad ass. She looked good in her. I don't even know what kind of. of costume she had with the wings. She just looked badass. She wasn't selling me as a high schooler. I'll tell you that. No. And great addition to the little creepy girl, the little creepy clown. Oh, yes. Yeah.

So, yeah, looking forward to the third one. I guess they're going to go more dark. How can they go more dark? He said, I don't remember. Do a snuff film or what? I don't remember the original shorts that Art the Clown was in. Okay. Because I think someone said they're going to go with that tone. Huh. I'll have to go back and watch that.

I guess they were a little bit more darker in tone and stuff like that. I'm going to do some research. Yeah. Check it out. From what I understand, that wasn't David Howard Thornton. He was not the original Art DeClawn. Oh, I got you. So.

But, yeah. Terrify, too. All right. It's a good pick. Number seven, I surprised everybody when I said that this director's son was doing a better job than him, but he captured

my heart again with crimes of the future because there's a lot of stuff very, very right about this movie and very old-school Cronenberg. I'd say my... Again, I think I said it. It's my favorite David Cronenberg movie since the fly. Just really love

this one. I think there were a lot of things going on. I think Vigo Mortensen played the part perfectly the way everybody's like they can't feel pain in the future, but everybody's kind of like, you know, sick all the time with the coughing and then the things that it was doing to his body to do that performance. What did they call it performance surgery or something like that? Yeah, something like that. Man, it was a very haunting movie. I really enjoyed it. Crimes of the Future. Nice. All right. My number seven, is going to be another Hulu movie, Fresh. Ah, okay.

Yeah, with the Winter Soldier in it. I felt like it had a really cool tone to it. It was kind of different. And I... Not what you were expecting. Yeah, I really enjoyed it, a whole lot more than I thought I was going to. That's a good pick.

Still want to see what she looks like with no ass, though. Yeah. I'd rather not. She already had no ass. Oh, yeah. All right, my number seven, Phil, I did cheat. I had to combine movies, and that's X and Pearl, because I feel like they go good together.

It's on a lot of lists already. And if Maxine would have came out this year, and I ended up liking it, I might have to have three movies into one slot. Yeah. Would have been a triple X. It was on my list at one point, and I had them both on the same one. X was more of a slasher movie Yeah

And Pearl was more of a character Study of the character Pearl And I think The main thing out of both movies That was the standout was me at Goth Her performance And I'm really looking forward to see where they take The third one, Maxine,

Because it takes place after X In the 80s, so Really interested to see where they take this story and I never was a real big Ty West guy but just he's really won me over with these two movies so yeah pumping them out number seven X and Pearl

all right not bad number six I'll go with the one that was Nez's number one the sadness I think it's loosely based on the comic book series crossed or it seems to be it's like we're you everybody gets this virus that makes them go like insane it's like you lose all of your inhibitions

not only your sexual inhibitions but like you well there was literally a skull fucking scene and I'll put it that way so and then the one scene the one scene the one scene where the guy thought he was saving a guy from being hurt and tortured and then realize that the guy was like into it

that was a hilarious oh yeah the group they were you ever see like them prank videos, Phil, where they're, like, they're carrying a guy and they're, like, ramming his nuts into, like, a pole or something? Like jackass? Yeah. Yeah, he comes, he comes to save this guy. He chases off the infected people. And then he, like, grabs his shoulder to, like, you know, roll them over. And the guys, I think he says something, like, why'd you stop them? I was almost about to, I was almost there or something. Oh, wow. That's about to come. Because the guy, the guy was infected, too. Because not only they want to inflict pain, but you want to receive.

it as well. That's weird, man. I'll have to check this movie out. Yeah. Do not have the kids. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Not for the kiddies. It's very explicit. Not a family Christmas movie at all. Yeah. All right, Phil. Oh, that's me. Unbearable weight of massive talent. There you go.

One that I almost forgot to put on the list, but it was pretty great. Nice. Nick Cage. my number six um scream five I just

I like what they did with it I like the cast I like the references the callbacks um and uh this was one of the movies like when my daughter

is older we kind of will always have the screen movies because that because she kind of reverse engineered the screen franchise like I took her to see this and I knew it was

a mistake, but she wanted to go watch it because she wasn't going to get all the references. And then when she did, she came home and she just like, one, two, three, and four, just boom, boom, boom, boom. She even watched the TV series. Oh, nice. Okay. I've heard good things about the TV series.

Skip season three. Okay. But, yeah, I thought they did a great job. You know, radio silence, the directing team that did Ready or Not. I thought they did a great job, and I'm really looking forward to the new one, and then kind of have a new setting in New York, I think is a great choice.

Same direction team then? Yep. Okay, good, good. And the rumor is they're up in the gore and violence on this one. Okay. Why not? Why not, right? Yep, there's leaked pictures of ghost face carrying a shotgun.

Oh, my God. Well, but that could be a false flag, too, kind of like that ghost face that was in the fake trailer for the same movie in this one. I think someone's getting a shotgun to the head. Okay, we'll see. Blood and guts. Number five. Oh, man, we're already in the top five.

A movie that I went in expecting to hate. Brian, I was going to hate watch this one because I thought it was going to be so much. much like that other stupid movie where they would smile and then go crazy. But, man, the soundtrack alone, the sound effects of this movie were really good, but the acting of Kevin Bacon's daughter just stole the show. The Descendant to Maddust was so... So Seabacon.

It definitely sold me. Yeah, smile is my number five. It was awesome movie. Seen it twice now. And it's one that I'll see several more times. It's filled. Phil, did you ever get to see it in a theater? Because it stayed in the theater for several

months. I did not see it in the theater, but I have watched it a couple of times. It's a pretty solid movie. But you've seen it at least with better sound. Yeah, than the first copy. Yeah. Yeah, so, yeah, smile number five. Okay. My number

five is going to be bullet train. All right. I fucking love this movie. I've already watched it two or three times, at least. Yeah, I so want to to put it on my list. Yeah. I'm just,

I'm ready to watch it again right now. I might, I might go watch it after the show. You haven't seen it? No, I might go watch it next. Oh, dude. I'm trying to catch up with

non-hallmark movies, Brian. Yeah, Christmas is finally over. So many great people in this movie. It's like Pulp Fiction if it was a Guy Ritchie movie, but on a bullet train. Yeah.

Okay. So does it kind of remind you of that one, oh, fuck, the one movie where they were on the train that the further to the front you got, the higher class people live there? No, they kind of just bounce

around from car to car. Okay. It's just happening to be the setting. There's a thing that everybody's trying to get that keeps kind of bouncing around. There's like little side stories. Yeah. Oh, wow. It's hard to explain because I don't want to give anything away.

Yeah. Well, I think I'll watch it next, man, when we're done. Yeah. Very comic bookie. It's cool. Cool. The twins. The twins. They made the movie. I don't know they're actually twins.

Everybody knows their twins. The double-map twins? Better. Well, I don't know. No. No, I'm thinking about the double-min twins now. Number five for me. Is that what we're on, number five?

Yeah. Uh, nope. Nope. Uh, it just was really... Oh, oh, okay, no, gotcha. This was really hard for me to kind of not have it in my top three. There was one movie that I recently watched and I will get to it that bumped it out. Okay.

But I'm sorry, Lance. Fucking Kiki Power. Just... Oh, no. She keeps it out. She keeps it out for you? It was for. Damn it.

And then I rewatched it. And then she started fucking doing her thing. I was like, okay, we're moving it down to five. Aye, aye, aye. She's a little over the top, I guess. Not fair. Not fair. But I will say

I'll be honest. I think this is probably the best thing she's done. And the reason I'm saying that is because I think it's more true to her actual partisan in real life how she really is

which is a reason why I don't really care for her but I think she kind of tapped into her real life her true self and kind of put that on screen so I do appreciate that personality that bodily personality

and it made sense for the movie because they were a perfect split of their father who was played by Keith David not David Keith so they were a perfect If you had to take somebody and split their personality into two, I thought it was portrayed really great with Kiki Palmer and Daniel Kalua. Okay.

I can see that. Sure, sure. But there was just a couple things, little nitpicky things, that just kind of kept it out the top three. So that's my five. Fair enough, man. Five's up there for sure. Shit, we're going to at number four now?

Okay, the one that I guarantee you will only be on my list pretty much. It's going to be probably the most beautifully filmed, gorgeous-looking movie of the year for my money, and that's men. I doubt it'll be on either of your list. Did you just say men is gorgeous? That is exactly what I said. Time stamp that. Yeah, men is a gorgeously shot film, that one scene where it's like focuses on the, the carcass and then goes into the eye and then it's just lots of great tricks on this.

I love the sound design. The soundtrack was good, but when, for example, the scene where she was yelling down the, you know, she went underneath the road and was yelling through the tunnel and it was echoing back at her. That was beautiful. The scene where the naked dude followed her home and was like creeping outside her window and she was on the phone so she didn't see him, but then the person on the phone with or saw the guy and what is that? Who is that?

I really need to. I bought it on Blu-ray. I really need to re-watch it again because there's just a lot of stuff that I think it needs multiple re-watchings. Oh, it's very deep, man. Just like the whole aspect of why everybody looks like Roy Keneer. Yeah, that was a weird fucking thing. Yeah. It was a weird choice, isn't it?

Somebody I was talking to somebody and they were basically like, are all men same or is that just how she sees it that all men are the same so it's kind of like having just come out of a traumatic experience yeah different it's a movie where it's one of those movies where everybody can come out with different opinions about the movie on what it really meant sure and weird is what it was yeah it was very fucking weird and that's what I loved about it man I loved all those special effects toward the end there oh the the the bird that in the rebirthing and the reburthing and the reburthing scene. That was just, that was so fucked up.

What the fuck am I? Oh, absolutely. I was like, stop. Stop rebirthing. You got to be in a certain mindset. Okay, number four for me is, man, I loved it. I thought her acting was phenomenal and so good ears. Yeah.

All right. My number four has already been mentioned, but Deadstream. I really fucking enjoyed it. Yeah. I just came across. Wasn't that fun? accident and I've already watched it

three or four times and shown a couple other people. It's a fucking, it's a great movie, man. The comedy is awesome. I like the special effects. Even when they're, like, there's a couple of times where the special effects are bad. And there's a scene where that

that monster's like falling on top of him and it's like a rubber but it's fucking hard. But they work for the budget they had, you know? Yeah. And now that we're on YouTube, like I get a lot of the jokes and references. Yeah. Sure. Sure.

He's like, I'm not trying to cussle from now on. It's a shit. Shoot. Shoot. Don't count that one. That's a good one. And we'll be talking about that one on the show here. Like in a month or so from now. All right. All right. All right. my number four, Lance you already brought it up, was smile.

Yeah, great movie. This was everything that Trutha Dare should have been. That's the movie I was trying to think of, yeah. Yeah, Trutha Day was bad. Really bad. Another one that I took my daughter to see and we both kind of noticed the same thing.

It was like little sounds that were in the background that were playing and that were kind of really, kind of really affecting your senses. you know, you're kind of giving you like a creepy vibe to the movie and just kind of adding to the atmosphere. And I thought was great. I thought Sosie Bacon was great. I had no disrespect, but I didn't even know who she was.

I didn't either. The whole time until you guys mentioned it later. And I thought she was great. I thought some of the effects were cool. And yeah, that dead lady's creepy at the end. Kind of almost reminded me of another movie. Mama? No, well, I'll bring it up later.

All right. Smile. Number four. All right. Okay, so on the number three, I've got Barbarian, a movie in three different acts, which is almost like three different movies. Yet again, showing that a great comedy director and comedy actor and creator can do damn good horror. Not going to say too much about Barbarian,

because if you haven't seen it, I don't want to spoil anything. Yeah, that's true. It's made it to number three. for me. Nice. My number three is Nope. It's a great fucking movie, man. Aliens and

Cowboys. Yeah, and fucking, yeah. Was it Peel? Jordan Peel? I'll take it, dude. He did it again. This is, this, I don't know if it's better than get out, but it's pretty close for me. And his next one's going to be based on a football

team or something like that? Yeah, I wonder how that's going to work out. Like a zombie football team or something? I don't know. I hope they all have names like that football sketch that they did on Key and Peele were there. You know there'll be an Easter egg with a couple of the names

or something. It'll be like... Gotta be. Well, somebody will notice like somebody's jersey and it'll be like one of those names or something. Gringleberry McDusel snot from Ohio State. All right. Number three for me is a movie. I don't kill me.

I just saw it a couple days ago, and it's been out most of the year. Everybody in the world has seen it. Okay. But I kind of waited. I don't know why. It happens. And it's everything everywhere all it wants.

Oh, nice, nice. Okay. I thought this was because I waited, it was going to get too hyped up. kind of reaction for me, but I fucking love this movie. I think Michelle Yao is fucking incredible. Yeah. I'm going to give her her flowers now.

She is something special in almost everything she does. She's a badass. She's gorgeous. I never heard of the director before, but just the way he shot this movie and the transitions from different universes. Like when something was happening to her version in this universe, verse to that version, like, it was seamless how it cut. Yeah, kind of like, give us more.

Give us more of that, right? Hot dog fingers and the hot dog fingers in the mouth was weird. This whole fucking movie was so different than anything I've ever watched. No kidding. More of this and less of Into the Spider-Verse, please. Yeah, and I probably should have looked her up, but I thought the actress that played the daughter was great, too. Yeah, she's really good.

Yeah, they were all good. this. Short round was good. You know, he was, and I didn't know he's been in the business like this whole time. I guess he's like, he's a fight choreographer. No kidding. Oh, wow. He's never left.

He just kind of wasn't in front of the camera anymore. Interesting. Seeing him and this, I think he needs to be on camera a little bit more. Yeah, for sure. I thought he, just the whole everybody playing different versions of themselves. I thought everybody played. Jamie Lee Curtis. I mean, yeah.

Oh, she was phenomenal. She was great in it, and she was also sticking hot dog fingers in her mouth and playing with her toes. So this movie was weird in all the best ways possible, and I loved it. It's my number three. Number three. All right. No need to say anything about my number two, then, because it's everything everywhere all

at once. All right. Well, my number two. is already been mentioned Barbarian. Nice. Great movie. Good surprise.

And yeah, like, there's a, I've, I've heard people talk about it and they'll give it away real quick, even while they're trying to not do spoilers. It's very hard to.

But, yeah, like, I watched it without knowing anything about it except the trailer. You know, I thought it was just,

you know, creepy Airbnb that this guy was at and the lady shows up. And that's really all you need to know going into the movie. That's all you need to know. It just gets awesome and crazy from there.

Richard Brick is in it. He's great. Oh, yeah. My number two is a sequel to a sequel that I didn't think we even needed, but when we got it, excuse me, I was

extremely happy with what we got and that's Top Gun Maverick. Yeah. Nice. Nice. I thought just Tom Cruise, like when he puts his mind into like the little details just so the movies right, you know, even if that means he's going to have to partially fly the fucking jet himself, you know. I just appreciate everything he does. Even checking out this video, they just released on the next Mission Impossible movie. And he's like actually driving a motorcycle off a cliff with a parachute on. Not surprised.

That's awesome. Because if somebody else does it, it's not going to look real. So I appreciate that he goes to these links for these movies. I like the storyline with Miles Teller being Goose's son, and they're kind of back and forth. And it's not just what happened to his father is another part of aspect of the story that I won't give away. I like that they kind of do that in there.

and Bill Pullman's son as Bob. Oh, yeah. His call sign is Bob. I mean, come on now. That's true. I forgot about him. Great action. I just really was not looking forward to Top Gunn,

and it just kept getting delayed, and I was just like, there probably is a reason it's getting delayed, and it just exceeded all my expectations. Yeah, I was expecting it to suck a lot. it didn't suck. All right. Number one, Lance.

Number one for me, this is a director that's almost made my number one a couple of different times. And like this movie so much that I've actually purchased the three pack of his films that he's done so far on Apple so that I've got him in really good quality with all the extras and everything. For my money, this is a master class in filmmaking. This is taking a, and this was a, an absolute masterclass in creating a screener that sends you in different directions than

where the movie really goes. But you guys know I'm talking about nope. I thought you're talking about the monsters. Nope, I'm talking about nope. Not or not of planet Earth. So Jordan Peel, whatever you're going to do with the football movie, I've got total faith in you, man. It's, uh, this was a great movie. And this is one of those that everything everywhere all at once was so good. I didn't think anything would pass it. First time I saw this one. it didn't, but the second time I saw this one and noticed a lot of the little nuances and the way the backstory with Glenn tied into this and everything just kind of ties together. It's very well written, very well filmed and very well acted, Kiki included, by the way, Brian. So, uh, Brian,

did you see Alice, the other movie that she was in this year? It's on the docket. Yeah, I've also heard a lot of, I've heard a lot of good things about that too. Yeah, you can tell me what you think about that one, but that one had me in tears. I will actually, I will give myself a movie homework, and I'll talk about it next week. And then what was my movie homework again? You had given me something to watch. I'm trying to... Bullet train, for sure.

A bullet train, but Brian told me to check something out that... We'll think of it. Maybe I put a stupid fucking shark movie. I kind of want to watch it now. I think I actually put... Oh, Mr. Harrigan's phone. Yeah, I couldn't remember. Okay.

Yeah. All right. So number one for me this year, Jordan Peel. you finally got it. It's no. All right. Well, my number one is everything everywhere all it wants.

Nice. It's long, but it's so different than anything else you've ever watched. It just is a unique piece of movie history, I think. And we're going to remember this one for a long time to come.

The bagel. Yeah. The everything bagel. And it sounds like a goofy name, but it makes sense. It makes perfect sense. Yeah. Yeah.

The best multiverse movie that came out this year, Brian. Yeah, I won't argue with you. Yeah, that's for sure. Well, my number one that was already brought up, and that was a barbarian. All right. Not nice. We all have different number ones. It hits number one for me because this just came out of nowhere.

Yes, it did. Even when we reviewed the trailer, I still didn't even know really what to expect in the movie. I didn't know who was. in the movie because I guess depending on which trailer you got kind of had a different actor in it and I only seen the one trailer with

Pennywise Yes, yes Yeah, I can't think of his name right now That's the one that Scars guard Yeah And I thought there was a lot There was a lot of great misdirects in the movie

Because was this person involved Was this person, you know And I love you brought it up Lance, it basically was in three different acts, and I liked how it all came together at the end. Yep. And the mutant creature thing and milk, just kind of... You'll never look at a milk bottle the same way again? No, but sometimes, like, I'm cooking and I need to grab some milk, and I'm just like, damn, barbaric.

Yeah. Once that part, the whole storyline started, I was like, Like, what the fuck is happening? But I thought it was beautifully, beautifully shot, acted. I'm really spacing on people's names, but I thought the final girl in it. I thought she was great. And, yeah, another comedic writer slash actor. Because I did see, I looked him up, I would see if I've seen him anything.

And he was in this movie called Miss March. It was kind of one of those sex ronch. she comedies. It sounds familiar. Where I guess he used to date a girl and they kind of lose touch and then when he,

I think this is the movie. And when he kind of runs into her again, she's like, Miss March and Playboy. Oh my God. I've heard of this one. I've heard of this one. The main guy in that movie is

the guy that wrote and directed Barbarian. No shit. See, that I didn't know. I knew about the widest kids you know. skit show that he did, but I didn't know about that. Sasquatch. Uh-oh. I don't have to watch that.

Sasquatch. Sass. Barbarian gets the number one spot because it was just something I did not expect. And I've seen in more than once. And I think it's a fantastic film. Great year. Great year in horror. Because, like, it was tough to make a top list,

but it was also tough to make a bottom list. because there was a lot of movies that I felt like any other year they wouldn't even made my list because they weren't that bad. They were just a little disappointing. Right. So great, great year for movies, I'd say. All right.

Thank you. Brian, you're going to take us out, man? Yeah. I don't know what to do, Lance. You can thank everybody for listening. Thank you for everybody for listening. technically this is our final show for 2020

22, do I say that right? Yeah. Yeah. We're heading into the new year. I just want to tell everybody, thank you so much for kind of sticking with us for all these years. Everybody that subscribes and don't next to us on Patreon and follows us on social media

listens to our other shows. I just, it really, you know, really means a lot to us, you know, that you stuck with us for all these years. And just here's to look into another great year of doing the show. Yeah, and Texas Frightmare. Texas Frightmare. Appreciate it. And next week we'll be joined by, I guess, no longer friend of the show. he's pretty much a part of the show

Pedro Nunez I would say so Yeah At this point I would say so Brother of the show He's going to do his annual list For us and probably Have a bone to pick or two

With you Lance about something Good Good I'm looking forward to it And we'll also be reviewing The brand new Megan Megan the Stallion Houston-born Megan the Stallion I review her many times

So nothing new to me Nothing new to me The new Blumhouse Kill a doll movie Megan Along with Dead Silence See Kind of connect Kind of connected to dots

You know James Juan Sure James Juan has his hand in both movies So Okay Makes sense Makes sense which Megan unfortunately Phil is produced by James Warren I figured as much yeah produced

Philip produced so like I said thank you so much for a great year of shows but until next time Lance good night