The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #371: The Bay (2012) Commentary

Episode Date: July 6, 2023

To celebrate Independence Day, we check out The Bay from 2012. Joining us this week is our official "commentary guy" Sean Henry. Cool of the Week includes Diablo 2, The Flash, The Angry Black Girl and her Monster, Unwelcome, and The Bear. The podcast spotlight shines on The Losers Club: A Stephen King Podcast. Thanks for listening, and happy 4th! The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@thehorrorreturnspodcast3277 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Twitter: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= THR TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-horror-returns SK8ER Nez Podcast Network: https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c4166 E Society Spotify For Podcasters: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/esoc E Society YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A Music By: Steve Carleton Of The Geekz  

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than I was a couple of weeks ago to talk about a Wayans Brothers movie, so you know I'm happy. Because we're going to talk about, we're going to do a commentary again. And we got in the house, our good buddy, Sean, man. What's up, Sean?

dude, we haven't talked to you in forever, man. You're our commentary guy. Thank you. Well, I will take that title and absolutely love it. I really appreciate the opportunity to come on again. It was a blast last time, and I'm sure it's going to be this time. Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but you are no longer a Floridian. I am not. I am in the state of Tennessee now. I had to move kind of last minute because of the family. but I'm in East Tennessee, so... Ah, the pretty side of the state, right? Yep, yep, pretty side, the cheaper side of the state, yeah.

You know what, ironically, two weeks from now, the wife and I might have been there because we were thinking about doing a weekend, what's it called, Pigeon Forge or... Yeah, Catlinburg. Yep, yep, you close to that? 20 minutes from there. Ah, we could have done to meet it, man.

But we're going to do New Orleans instead. We're going to take the train. AJ found a really nice hotel. It's going to be like $117 a night. Taking the train, $200 round trip for both of us. And we don't have to worry about the fucking $50, $60 a day of parking that New Orleans tends to rent you on. Yeah, you can kind of just walk ahead.

Yeah, so there goes. Basically, there goes enough money for us to pay for our trip. by not having to park. So what the fuck? But thanks for coming back on, man. Well, thank you. All right, well, tonight we're going to do a commentary celebrating the 4th of July.

Brian has picked out the Bay. Brian, I've seen this movie once. Isn't it kind of a found footage type film? Break me if I'm wrong. A found footage slash mockumentary 4th of July. horror thriller yeah

I get the 4th of July we did Uncle Sam last year so I guess it's yeah okay all right well already done Jaws Sean as you know we like to start out with a little thing we call Cool of the Week man

what's the coolest thing you checked out this week all right cool of the week I checked out the Flash in theaters I actually thought it was really good Yikes. Okay. Well, I'm glad you liked it. I actually liked it. And then I also checked out Indiana Jones and the Doll of Destiny.

I was a little more on it. I glad you liked it. Yeah. Indiana Jones not so much, huh? Yeah, Indiana Jones, no. It felt like Crystal Skull again, like where there was, they didn't do enough. Yeah, they didn't do enough. practical effects

and it was all CGI and you can tell I hate that CGI ants on ant mounds and stuff exactly CGI I

CGI CGI so that would definitely be my cool of the week planned Diablo 4 that would be my other one that's been a lot of stress relief in this move

helped me not to want to commit you know, murder my children. That always helps. That always helps. Yeah, I love all my children. Don't get me wrong. Yeah.

Any parent understands that, you know. So we're going to put you down for Diablo, too, then? Or the Flash. What do you think, Trump's? What's on top? Uh, the Flash. All right. You heard it here first, folks?

I haven't heard bad stuff about it. good review. I haven't heard it be good. I don't know what you listen to, Lance. I've heard everybody's has seen it, liked it. It's just nobody's going to watch it because of reasons.

Yeah, I was watching it. Fair enough. Because the DCU is kind of like loundering and doesn't know what the hell they're doing, but it wasn't a bad movie. And Ezra Miller as fucked up as

they are, they were good in it. All right. Consider I haven't seen the movie, I can't complain. So there, right? Okay. Go watch it. I think he's an actor, man.

I just, he's obviously not a great person in real life, but. Allegedly. Allegedly. Or has he done, Jill? Yeah. I think I just read he got his case dropped. Oh, really? He's a good guy then.

He's back in the good books. I think it's mental health and substance abuse was his major behavioral issues. Been there down that, guys. Bad combination. All right. Who's next? I'll jump in. I only got two this week.

Well, two I'm going to talk about it. I've been doing a lot of podcast prep. Action is back. You'll probably hear. before you'll neither hear this action first or right after this episode comes out. It is done. We are

back on track. We have a schedule. So, I've been doing some podcast prep. But I have a meh of the week. And I have a cool of the week. The meh of the week is a Paramount Plus I guess original movie, which

but I think it's one of those movies where they bought and just slapped a Paramount Plus. name on there. It's called a death roulette. Death roulette. Sounds great, man.

I know. Okay. Everything I'm going to tell you is going to sound great. Like, all these random people wake up in this kind of mansion and they don't know

each other. They don't know why they're there. They have to play a game. Like, kind of like puzzle games to to see who I don't know it's kind of confusing they have to play games it sounds great sounds great

you got me I'm hooked and then after the game they got to choose they got to choose someone to die and the person they have to choose to die has to be willing to die okay I think you just lost me there that makes no fucking sense okay

they focus too much on the characters which is odd for me to say because I've talked about many movies where they didn't focus on the characters enough. Yeah. And all the death roulette playing games and trying to see who's going to die, that takes a while to happen. It's all trying to figure out who, why are they there, who put them there,

what is their connection to each other? Sure. Which it kind of feels like for, it's about an hour and a half movie, it kind of feels like they figure out their connection to each other. really fast. Okay. And it's dubbed, and it kind of takes you out. Oh, too bad.

Too bad. Because it's, in my opinion, I don't mind dub movies. It actually helps me, because sometimes when I watch a subtitle movie, I have to watch it twice, because I feel like I miss things. Yeah, I prefer dub too normally. But the dubbing is so bad. Like, it's bad dubbing when someone's, you hear them stop talking, but their mouths are are moving like five seconds more.

Bruce East and the kills for a kind of escape room slash saw type movie the kills were very poor at best. Shades of the blackening, huh? That was

the kills were more entertaining than the blackening. Oh boy. That way. Well, shoot. Well, I imagine they didn't do it the exact same way every single effing time. I hope not. I would have preferred a crossbow every time than I don't even know

I don't even know if the kills were on on screen now that I'm remembering. Oh no. Would somebody get like a puzzle piece stuck in their nose and they died asphyxiation or what? It's not like it's not like they do the puzzles or the games and the one that doesn't figure it out

is the one that dies. It's just they're doing these games to figure out why they're there and they all die in like little kid ways one of them as follows the Lego the other one gets an Eminem stuck up his nose I wish it was that I wish it was that funny

but it wasn't so I didn't realize there was already a sequel to Skinnamarine but okay oh gosh that movie but yeah I can't recommend Deaths Rulet matter of fact it's not a math of the week it's a not cool

of the week. That's so cool. Man. My cool of the week is a trailer we reviewed. I think, Philip, you remember this one. I don't think Lance had seen the trailer and you and me talked about it. It was the angry black girl and her monster.

Oh, yeah. I really enjoyed this one. I thought the script was good. The direction was good. The cinematography was good. I thought the girl was good. It's basically a modern day retelling in Frankenstein. Her brother's...

Her brother gets gun down by a rival gang and she's had so much death in her family that she's like genius girl. Okay, sure. And she's basically tired of the death and she wants to see if she can reverse it.

And she kind of before the police and ambulance get there, she takes her brother's body to this little shed she's kind of made into her like little work area. And she basically Frankensteins them back to life. But of course, as we see,

Pet Cemetery, you don't always come back how you were. I think at this point we can say you never come back like you were. We've seen enough movies about now, guys. I just thought it was a really smart reinterpretation of Frankenstein. And is this

streaming anywhere? It's on VOD now, but I think I might be mistaken. I think next month it's going to be shutter acquired it so it'll be on shutter so all right what were you saying shown i'm sorry man oh i was just saying it sounds really interesting and i looked up the girl to see if i recognize her for anything i do recognize her from something but his voice work and i heard her a long time ago my when my youngest daughter was probably like five or six she was really into doc mcuffins i don't know I don't know if you know.

She was the voice of Doc McStuffins. Oh, that's awesome. That's great. I'm glad to see she's still working, man. That's great. But her performance in this, I expect to see her in a lot more stuff. Nice. All right.

Well, I'll check it out. Hopefully it'll be on Shutter. I did take the plunge today, Brian, as you know, into something you've been trying to sell me on for six months. Yeah, you took the plunge on somebody else's recommendation. I did. I did. Matt Smith. I'm sorry, Matt Wood, not Dr. Who, Matt Wood, from Eternal Darkness of Not So Spotless Spines recommended a movie. And I did watch it today on my lunch hour. But it was only an hour and 17 minute movie. So I didn't cheat too bad on that one. But yeah, no, you're right, Brian. It's got some good shit on there, didn't it for $26 a year. I mean, you can't beat that. Come on. And they already secured the rights for Terror Fire 3 when it comes out streaming. Makes sense, dude.

Sean Pickup Screenbox, man. We need to, I'm going to reach out to them see if they'll be a sponsor. I think they actually might. We might be catching in just the right time, you know? We've called them out a few times. I've been talking about it for morning. I think we've talked about them every episode

for the last, what, three or four months, Brian? Okay, good stuff. Yeah, I started What was the movie? It was Okay, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna I'm gonna pull up the

I'm gonna try to pull up the description here because I was watching it at work But it was Was it called Uh, fuck dude Jennifer? Is that what it was?

Oh, Jethica. Yeah, you got to say it with a list. Yeah, I can't get the title right. It's my spell. It's a movie. No, no, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a trippy movie. Jeff, Jethica. Yeah, I know what you're talking about because I, I, I listened to the episode a couple days ago,

and I definitely put it put it in my cue after I heard his review on it. Yeah, once I figured out why it was named that way, it's, it made a little bit more sense. But definitely some of the weirdest ghosts I've ever seen. I started watching the Robert England document. a little bit, but that thing's like almost three hours long. Yeah, but it makes you want to kind of dive into this

filmography, though. Yes. Yes, it does, man. But, um, yeah, all right. Well, screen box. Jennifer, oh, sorry, I mean, Jessica. Jessica. Let's get it right.

We've got to go find us. We've got to look out for Jessica. All right. Uh, Philip, I'm going to jump in, all right? Well, mine is not horror related at all, but I'll throw it out there. It's a secession.

So many people have said so many awesome from the side. I finally, well, I started it. It's like four seasons, so I haven't gotten through it yet. But pretty good show, man. It's got me pretty hooked. Yeah. How far are you in? I'm in like season two somewhere.

All right. Kind of moving right along then. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's real smooth. It's kind of a rich kid political drama sort of thing. All right. What's his name's really good in it? Brian Cohn. Karen Colkin? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. One of the other Culkins. One of the Culkins.

I forgot about that one. Because Rory was in Black Mirror. Yeah, yeah, I like him. He's pretty good. And then this is the first time I've seen Kieran. You've seen him in, was it? The death, wasn't he in the death battle? Yeah, no, that was Rory. Okay.

Kieran was in, the only thing I know him that he was in as an adult was Scott Pilgrim. Oh, he was a gay best friend. Oh, that makes sense. But he was in Home Alone. he was the cousin that what's the bed. Oh.

No kidding. Okay. Yeah, he's pretty good in this one. I think he pretty much steals the show. Everybody's pretty good in it, though. Yeah, Brian Cox, I'll watch anything. That guy's in. He's awesome.

Sure. Yeah. So that's your cool of the week, Phil? Yeah, man. That's stuff. Damn. Short and repeat. Rolling on.

Short and sweet. Nothing else. Nothing more related to throwing there? I don't think that I've watched anything horror related this week so far. We've had 4th of July and there's been a lot of drinking. So there may have been

I just don't know that. Kind of like I thought the movie was called Jennifer, huh? There's been some drinking over here too, guys. I got first time ever, Brian, I got two cool of the weeks that I'm going to

I'm going to insist they both be marked down, dude. It's just every once in a while, you have one of those weeks. I thought that was your cool week. Okay. No, I've got,

dude, that's, it's worth watching, but it ain't nothing compared to these two. So, Brian, this is a movie

that you've told me about. I've heard a lot of people talking about it. It's about the little people in Ireland. But it's not what I expected at all. It's called unwelcome. So you've got this

British couple I love the way they started it. It reminded me a little bit of the Netflix movie where there was the flashback of the violent incident, Brian, where it was in the store and the guys went on a camping trip. Shit, I can't remember. Yeah. What's that?

Oh, the guys, the friend gets killed in the liquor store and then it flashed for like six months and they go hiking where people shouldn't go hike. what was it called Sean I'm trying to think of it alright well that's not the movie we're talking about we're talking about unwelcome was that the uh

yeah the the intro the ritual thank you Philip yeah the intro reminded me of that a little bit they were involved in a violent incident in the city in London right so they were to get out my husband was a puss he pissed me on you know yeah biggest

Puss since that Danish movie that they're doing the American remake of for the kids that they were taking the kids. I can't remember anything. I know. We love, we know horror, Sean.

Yeah. But we've seen them all. We just had a good time doing it. I don't remember details. Okay, so unwelcome is not at all what I was expecting because I thought it was going to be just a straight up

like killer garden gnomes movie but the actual unwelcome characters were not the garden gnones um spoiler alert um comb meany you guys heard of this this uh irish actor he's very well

established been in a couple star trek series played uh oh brian in the next generation in deep space oh yeah yeah he's he's one of those if you don't know the name you've seen him at least one thing in your life

absolutely he he steals the show so long story short you got this couple they were involved in a bad incident in in london and they just happened to inherit an irish country home from the aunt of uh i guess the guy was it the guy or the or the girl i was a little in the clear on that right it was it was the guy okay so they so they inherit that irish country home they move in they need a little bit of work done right so it's a sleepy little town it's ireland so So people tend to be kind of lazy there anyway. And so you've finally got a family that does touch-up work, like remodeling and replacing windows.

There's some irony to that for sure, because they kind of do the opposite. But basically, the guy that steals the show is called Meanie, but you've got the guy that plays Hodor. Odor. Yeah, Hodor is one of the sons. And there's another son that's kind of like a punk. and then there's a daughter that keeps hitting

on the young man that moves to the country with his wife and it's just a robes gallery of shitty shitty characters right? Oh, daughter. And I was very impressed with this movie, man. I thought the special effects

were really, really good and I was kind of reading up on it and I said these have to be like, you know, Ray Harryhausen stop motion or animated type characters. Not so. These were like regular size people that they would put into costumes and they kind of like

that fuck, what was the maybe orphan first kill? They built these sets to be twice the normal size. Yeah, they played a lot with the aspect ratio and absolutely. Basically, practical effects. And really

cool looking little garden homes man. But my favorite scene in the movie was the very ending. And I got that vibe. It kind of reminded me of some movies we've said. Like, I don't want to say Charles Banned because it wasn't quite that cheesy, but it definitely had that cheesy, you know, like 80s, early 90s movie aspect to it the whole way through. Cinematography was great in there.

Like that scene where she was just covered in blood and then walking through the rain. And it was kind of like slow motion. And there was a lot of great shots of the countryside and stuff. like that. It was beautifully shot. See, I started this one a couple of weeks ago, and I was like, is this that movie where they're trying to steal the kid and put the doppelganger in or whatever?

No, but it's in the same area. Yeah, it's a totally different movie, man. And so I cut it off because I thought I'd already seen it, but now I have to watch it. You got to watch it. Yeah, Sean, if you haven't seen it, unwelcome, it's, it's well worth it. It's on shutter.

Yeah, it's on shutter. I double-checked everybody that still has AMC Plus. It's on AMC Plus 2. They didn't do the thing where they just put it on one thing and not the other. You know what? I owe an apology to AMC Plus, and I'm going to do it here, and I'm going to do it now. All right, because you watch your favorite show? I was looking up Queen of Black Magic the wrong way, man.

I misspelled it. Oh, I didn't miss that. It was there the whole time. I think I put a V yet She actually just have to search for queen of black magic But yes I have an assistant You're going to talk about a certain show that you said

He wasn't going to watch For my other cool of the week? Yeah No, my other cool of the week is Hands down It's not horror but it's super super super super super Dark man The Bear

Season 2 Have you got seen the bear? Yeah, on FX. No, but that's not the show I was talking about. Let's get into that next. Let me, real quick, accolades for the bear, guys. Season one, there's a Michelin Star Chef that has a, obviously he's from a dysfunctional family, which you don't get a lot of the backstory in season one.

And he goes back, he quits the big time, you know, restaurant business, goes back to a family sandwich shop that is, family's been running for, you know, for century, or not centuries, but generations in Chicago. So it goes back and works there. That's the first season. Season two, they actually, they're turning it into a restaurant that is going to be vying for a Michelin Star. So usually a good restaurant like that, it takes at least six months to open.

They have to do it in three because they're under a lot of pressure. The uncle that loans him the money says, look, you got to, this thing has to be making money within a year or you have to hand you have to give me the property that's he he's going to load him 800,000 to get the business going but in order to do that um if they don't get it if they don't have it making money within a year they've got to pay they've got to give him the property which is valued at like two million so there's a lot of pressure like every scene in the show there's some somewhere there's either a clock or a calendar in the background there's a lot of symbolism but uh if you're a foodie at all it's like the ultimate food.

form with some of the scenes that they show with what they're like if you like that movie chef yeah that came out several years ago yeah this this this will be right up your alley I would definitely end it's mostly 30 minute episodes they FX put every single one of them up

at once so anybody can go right now and binge season one and two of the bear and I highly recommend it now Brian let's talk about what were you alluding to but wait there's no bears well their last name is like Orinsky or something like that.

Get out of. He's Nick. Dude, so many great cameos in season two. This one I'll give away. His mother is played by Jamie Lee Curtis in a flashback. Oh, wow.

One of the main characters, I watch his YouTube channel a lot. Maddie Mattie Matheson. Oh, not who I was thinking of. Okay. He's the big guy with all the tattoos. Oh, he's a great guy, man. He's so fucking.

awesome in that show, dude. He's kind of like their handyband slash do anything type thing, but he's always fucking around with stuff. Philip, he wouldn't last a day with you. He's like over there playing with wires, pushing them together and like get knocked back 12 feet.

Burn a fucking house. Oh, God. Yes. Great show. Great show. Brian, what were you talking about, man? You thought something was going to be how cool of the week? I didn't know if it was going to be a cool of the week, but you said you was not going to watch. He was done.

he was out and then I've seen posted that you watched at least the first episode addiction is a terrible thing Brian I see and I'm saying and I'm saying right now

that there I shall stop but okay I'll tell you what pull me into it Joe Bob Briggs was hosting the first episode yes we're talking dead city what better team up could you have then a psychotic killer

and the woman who's husband he killed with a baseball bat, right? Manch made it in heaven. Of course. Yeah. Yeah, Dead City's bad. I mean, bad. Ouch.

Yeah, I don't think that kind of redemption quite works. Oh, my God. And there's scenes... What's that, Sean? I was going to check it out, and I was hopeful that it was actually going to be, you know, semi-decent. I can't let on fire. I'll put it to you this way, dude.

It starts with a scene that I thought was a flashback because it's Maggie walking into a bar, like a full bar with neon lights and all kinds of liquor behind the counter and how they came up with the resources to get the energy going and start this post-apocalyptic bar bar and grill. I have no idea, but that's where the show starts. And it kind of goes downhill from there. Are you going to, because I just seen a little teaser the other day for the Darryl Dixon show.

I now, I have no idea what's going on, but I do like the change in scenery. Yeah, Darrow riding his motorcycle to France. They spoiled it. He took a ball. Okay, well, Brian, I want to tell you I'm not going to watch it. But you are. Yeah. All right.

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We'll let you pick the movies for a future show at any amount. And actually at this point, for you give us a dollar, we'll give you a commentary for a future bonus show. But this week, we'll move on to our featured attraction. Since we have a Canadian guest, of course, we celebrate. Actually, we don't. Oh, no, we don't. No, Scott and Heather, they're going to have to move back to another time. As usual, Sean Jep's in to save our ass.

I was like, Sean, you don't seem very Canadian. Yeah. No, born in South Florida and grew up in East Tennessee. I am American. Well, maybe that's why they're on that show. But we're going to do a commentary of the Bay from 2012. Chaos breaks out in a small Maryland town after an ecological disaster occurs. Director is Barry Levinson, also known for Rain Man and Toys.

All right. writers Barry Levinson and Michael Wallach Wait toys like the Robin Williams Yeah

this is a big time And he did And he did this movie Yes And Rain Man And Rain Man This guy's got range Yeah

I'd say so Director Barry Levinson Was approached to do a documentary About Chesapeake Bay He watched another documentary Chesapeake Bay and that talked about the pollution and lack of fish. And he said it was a great documentary, but nobody will care about it.

And so he said he would take all the facts about this Chesapeake Bay documentary and turn it into a theatrical base piece. So that's how we ended up with this movie. All right. I'm going to try to get it up and going on the screen and make it little enough to still be YouTube legal. YouTubeable. Let's hope. Oh, fuck it. We'll throw it up there. We'll see what happens. They may take us down geek style, but we'll try.

We'll always have our audio show, Philip. So as long as we count down before you hit the button, we're good. That's true. All right. Are we seeing our stuff here? I see the notes. Yeah, I know. Oh, okay. Okay, the bang.

Here we go. All right. Sorry, did you say, you say something bad? Yeah, I'm really bad after you guys. She's bleeding. Where is she bleeding from? Let me. Let's somebody now.

Let's somebody. Good morning, Marilyn. I am in Clareidge, the host of our annual July 4th party. We're in the middle of some kind of viral outbreak. It's eating their work and intestines. It's liver. It goes for kidneys. There's something wrong with the water.

wrong with the water. This stuff has chemical steroid in it. Hey, we got a situation over the 911 call center and the assistant's about to go down. We're just overloaded with calls. Stephanie, you're not answering your phone. I do not want you to get off that boat. I'm just trying to figure out what's going on. I know they shut down all the roads going into Clarit. Now I'm flying over the water here and there's just dead fish everywhere. I've never seen nothing like that. What is this?

Son of a fissue! Just shut down the eastern seaboard without approval from a higher authority. As you can see here, we have these parasites. Oh my god. Isopods eating right through the fish's tongue. Oh, there we go. Perfect. Yeah?

Yeah. Nice you. Maybe I should shrink it a little. A little loud, a little loud. It's an experiment, guys, we're working on. That's great, man. As long as we don't get taken down, we're going to. right that's right

mr.. debris along the beach as far as the eye can see that's not what it is on top of large fish kill has struck along the shoreline of the sebastian inlet state park that there were up to a fish are you are you a fisherman shown uh i guess fishing every now i don't know if i have a fish man I'm guessing you won't be able to do as much in Tennessee as you did in Florida.

Yeah, because the Tennessee Valley authorities. Yep. Yep. Those events are covered by the media. Ah, here we go. Just Phillips kind of movie. Like a UFO controversy. She looks like the same chick from that VHS segment.

segment where she was doing the Skype with the with the oh yes in the background yes where there's stuff going on to the background the whole time maybe that's her I hate her

I'm sorry well so far this reminds me a lot of a yeah like what did you say mockumentary philip yeah yeah that tongue is killing me

Yeah, like, I thought there was a documentary on somebody who had, like, brain damage. Like, from the ecological disasters or whatever, it affects your brain? She ate poisonous fish, right? Go to fish have died. Oh, that's up me. I'm trying to speak out about what happened in Clarendon, Maryland on July 4th, 2011. All right, July 1, 2000. July 4th, 2000.

We've done a lot worse than that. 2009, so is that when this movie came out? 2012, I think, is what it came out. All of the digital information that was... Crabating contest, I'm down for that. I don't know if anyone... I love crab. Okay, this isn't... Okay, so that, I guess,

speaks to the fact this is in Maryland. Is that correct? Yeah. Yeah. Well, Lance, I got a little picture of you up here, and it's just you. I can see everybody on the screen. My setup is perfect, man. I can see the movie. I can see all you guys.

We'll just make it a little smaller again. Marathon, man. Yeah, night is with you. We can't think of a better... Music from the Heartland. Music from the Heartland. It's hard to explain what this town used to be like. Ah, there we go.

There we go. All right. That's up. Crab dinner. John Stockman. That's the guy that wouldn't close the beach. That's the right. I'm just thinking, Jaws, man.

Christ's sake. Tomorrow's the 4th of July. Our biggest moneymaking day of the year. Why the fuck do they have Christmas decorations for sale on July 4th? What fucking sense is that? Money. The fuck. Okay.

Is this a. forno she's like good morning maryland oh she didn't quite say it like that oh maybe that was just in my mind no but those fans are sorry hey we're all thinking yes yeah right probably like that I did oh here's the shock you morning shock jock radio this jacques When does this guy die? No, Flend in the morning! See, these are the people that buy Christmas decorations on Fourth of July. On Fourth of July.

Oh, she has a crab crown. Miss Crust Station. That's kind of unfortunate. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I wonder if they were referring to her pussy. Oh, you got to date the miscrustation. Okay. You're not the first. Better shave it up.

That's right. Crab eating contest. Now, Ms. Crestation, put yourself up on that table. So is this the same girl but with shorter hats? Yeah. Okay. Supposedly by a fisherman who ran around here and liked it so much that he started a crab restaurant. What's your name?

And have you been preparing? There is or... So far this looks pretty... This looks pretty legit so far, like a real... ...documentary type thing. ...a bunch of restaurants. And a whole lot of money is made from summer tourism on the water here. I mean, when you've got an A-list director doing a found footage, maybe, you don't see that every day, do you?

I have a soft spot. What's that, Philip? I said, I have a soft spot in my heart. profound footage. Well, the unsane was really good, and that was like a list director, right? Yeah. That works out. Sodaberg. Yeah, Stephen Soderberg.

With an iPhone. Yeah, no shit. I bet you that's one where they ask him, why did you do it? And he said, because I could. I told you I could do it, and I did. Just to see what would have? I think it was on all three of our top 10 that year? Yeah. Sean, have you seen that one?

Unsaid. I'm saying, yes, I have. I liked it a lot. I need to rewatch it. It's been a while. Yeah, I've seen it a few times. Okay, now we're getting into the Bigfoot slash UFO footage, where it's all like barely visible and shot at night. Yeah, it's in night vision.

Yeah, night vision goggles. motionographers one from the dude that plays the last man is that the guy is that well forte there are a lot of really crazy ecological disasters and just get like blazed over like they'll show it on the news for 30 seconds and then that's all you're up here well uh shah i can see that yeah Sean one one year my wife and i were in uh Panama city beach and it was like my eyes were just burning dude like I couldn't put enough eye drugs in them right and then the next day we go out all these dead fish are coming up on shore and then all this seaweed so I guess it was like the red

time oh yeah yeah oh that that's not to fuck with at all yeah we get a really stick from that we we got out of the ocean ran to the bar as quick as we could Probably the best thing you can do. You know, they had that train wreck where they burned a bunch of chemicals. That was in Ohio wasn't it? Yeah, it was like fucking up the whole area. Yeah, the river, big time. There's barely interesting.

Where was Pete Buttigieg for that one, huh? Oh, we said we weren't going to get political. Both sides are guilty, damn it, both sides. Well, this is, I think this is a shit that's been happening for, like, ever right and they just they've never noticed it until now sure yeah because now we can measure shit

that we couldn't like that yeah there were people well and somebody's gonna cover it somewhere right right if it bleeds it leads right yeah there's more resources for shit to get covered that they're putting chicken shit

and what chicken shit oh they're putting chicken shit in the water Oh boy. They're turning the freaking frogs gate. Oh, God. Is that, is that, that's what's happening, I'm getting.

That there's a big, the town makes money off of a chicken factory, and they're dumping all the waste into the ocean. Okay. And that happens in real life, but it's usually rivers, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like in North Carolina, that's, because there's a huge, like a Smithfield chicken factory.

So there's a lot of pollution around. Yeah. And then the pork, the pork industry isn't much better from what I hear. That guy was great. All those factories are probably not awesome. Yeah, dude, I know.

I wish I could afford to buy everything farm to table, you know? Yeah. Like small independent farms. Yeah. You definitely have to pay for that stuff. That's for sure.

Chicken shit. Leg because of . What's that, Sean? I said it cost you an arm and a leg. Yeah. So that people could drink it and a wing and leg. Yeah. I really, I was sorry.

Just close to getting chickens, dude. I'm not joking. Yeah. We can have it. We can actually have them out here as long as we don't have a rooster. Yeah. We can have all the hens we want. Yeah.

So we're thinking about it too. Man. Farm fresh eggs. You can't beat that. You got a lot of coyotes. Yeah, exactly. Oh, he drank chicken shit water. I'm pretty sure that's a thing that's happened.

Like, they've gone out and drank the water. That's fine. Right. Flint. Oh, that's right. And then there was one where they pretended to drink it, and they weren't really drinking it. Like somebody had actually filmed them, like,

corned it into a zinc or something. Are we going full zombie here or what? Oh, this is like the crazies. frame for the baseball game scene damn it hold the camera still yeah really yeah no shit I'm getting nauseous what the fuck's going on

feel like I'm floating in the pool Brian maybe you are yeah what is she doing I think she's bleeding oh wow she is going zombie she is going zombie

yeah somebody needs to to get me to that you don't have a phone get yourself to the hospital you're obviously able to walk those people are not concerned neither is that kid that just said ew so Brian is there a is there a sequel to oh this contest is over everybody's gonna puke Yikes.

Is that what thing was from? Stand by me? It? Was it it? Or Stan by me? Yeah. Stand by me. Brian, is there a sequel by any chance to,

the one we watched last year, Uncle Sam? I hope so. Can we do that next year? Yeah. I kind of got one plan next year. But if there is a sequel, then we'll do that one instead. Oh, man. Are there any wars we're involved?

Philip, you're our military correspondent. Are there any wars that we're involved in right now other than just funneling tons and tons of billions of dollars? I think something's wrong with her back. And soldiers. Ukraine, yeah. And Yemen. Oh, Yemen.

Yeah. I think we still got guys in Iraq. Okay, that makes sense. She's got a little something. on our shoulder. Yeah, got a pimple, a pimple outbreak there. Dude, flesh eating bacteria is terrifying to me. I've seen this guy saying there was a guy in Penskelo like before I left that he had gotten necrotizing fasciitis which is flesh eating. Yeah. And they, that he got it out of the bay like if they had amputated his arm

probably would have gone all continued on who died from it. Holy shit. Yeah. They give warnings out here in Galveston. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if it's more concretizing fasciitis warnings, but they've had them before for sure.

You guys. And Galveston. Galveston? What concerns me is we've had a lot of people. You guys are heard of that killer fungus that's going around hospitals, right? Yeah, that was a great show. No, I haven't. Yeah, no, Google it.

There's a killer fungus, and the shitty thing about it is that it doesn't just grow in your skin. It goes inside of you and it like grows inside your organs. It latches on to your insides. That'll be the thing that takes us down. Well, kind of like the last of us, you know? Yeah. Maybe that was a documentary. I felt like that first

what Lance the first 10 minutes of the first episode was a documentary how the guy was trying to tell you it can latch on your brain and control your body right like those Beatles felt like that was a documentary

and then the show started it was a good show man it's gonna be hard to pick my favorite show this year right now I think the bear's in the lead though even though it's not quote unquote horror. But let's see how is Flanagan's show still going to come out? The House of Usher. Will it make it

for 2023, Brian? If they're smart enough. Well, has it all been written? That's the problem, right? I think it's been filmed. I just think because he, you know, he left Netflix for Amazon, so. Oh, I hope he didn't give him a turd for this

last series then. I don't think so. It's all the same people that he does all his other shows. Oh, not the baby. No, not. the baby. That's as bad as killing the dog. I know almost as bad as killing the dog.

No, no. You can kill the baby, just not the dog. I'm sorry. This might be messed up, but I'm kind of with Sean. Well, yeah, but in every movie where they bothered me.

They killed the dog. Not the baby or not the dog. No, they'll care. Yeah, I mean, if the baby dies, I'm going to be like, that's fucked up. Yeah. But if I, if I see the dog about the dog, I'm going to be like, no. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to turn that.

Get off. I don't like that. I'm not watching the dog. I'm like, I'm not watching the dog. It killed. Yeah. That's a bit rough, isn't it? Yeah.

Will Smith's zombie movie. What hell was that about? Oh, no. The life span on Earth or whatever? Yeah. I don't think that was it. I am legend. I am legend.

But it was remade as the last man on earth. Am I correct? I was the old Mega Man. It was remade as I am legend. There you go. Okay. Get it straight, guys. We know horror here.

The horror returns. But yeah, that scene was brutal. It was rough. Yeah. I mean, is it affecting like the way you think? Because I'm going to, I'm going to go. get help I'm not gonna run to my neighbor's yard to start throwing out right it looks to me like zombies are just popping up all over the town I'm down how looks that way

doesn't it oh these guys are gonna die because they're gonna get out the car go touch the person no no doubt no doubt it's all a metaphor for crabs oh no philip you did so well he did just say it's important to wash your hands and your genitals. So, Sean, have you seen this before? Is this a first time watch for you? First time watch for me. And I'm genuinely confused.

Yeah, a little bit, a little bit. I tried to watch it earlier, just. You get a feel for it? I wasn't able to them. No, that's good. Yeah, I got about 45 minutes in. I was just going to say this guy is going to shake this guy's hand

Yeah And so on And so on and so on It's really just a sexually transmitted disease And this town happens to have a lot of orgies The fuck Is this Gunther Hanson? It looks like him doesn't it?

Yeah, it goes Oh Sean I got to ask you because you're no longer a Floridian, so you ever heard that... I don't know if you'd call it a joke or a series of jokes called Florida Man? I have, of course.

Where they say any news story that starts out for the two words, Florida Man, you know is going to be fucked up, right? Yeah, it gives her state a great fucking game. A lot of people. meth on the panhandle. I still were afraid to it. We got a lot of

Florida. Yeah, Tennessee's got a shitload of fucking meth and everything else. Oh, every place does, dude. I'm sure every place does. We covered that show, uh, clause. Did you, did you ever watch that one or hear about it?

About, I know. I don't think so. Okay. It was a nail salon that was a money laundering front. and that took place in Florida and they were I don't they had a film mill I don't think a lot of people

were really onto that show because they kind of they kind of advertised it as a show about a nail shop yeah yeah it's a crime drama it was cool man and that I've seen roller

they played roller Brian I've seen him show up in three or four other movies since then oh he's he's the he's the new hellboy no Are you serious? Yeah. Really?

Holy fuck, another hellboy. Wow. This one's being done by Who does the comics? Mike McNola. Okay. So he picked Roller. Yeah.

Hey, I'll get him a chance, man. The guy has some talent. Yeah. What's his name? Was a great character? Uncle Daddy. Oh, yeah. That is great, man.

He was Shrader in Breaking bad the DEA agent that like the whole time was right in the family Dean Norris Dean Norris he's been around forever I saw him show up in Terminator 2 maybe as just a random cop he's the guy when they walk in and the guy's about to blow the place up and he's like get out get out get out this is only seen in the movie yes he did a lot of those a lot of this infected fish one infected fish okay this movie really this movie really made you think

stuff was about to pick up and then it just kind of that lady was really super calm about like the giant fucking blisters on our arms oh okay that that's disgusting yeah oh worms in the fish philip you're a galveston guy have you ever fished off the pier

got caught a redfish and cut it open and seen the worms in it. No, that's gross. I have several times, dude. I went fishing with my dad and my cousin, and we caught an awesome redfish. It was like, oh, I can't wait to fucking tear into that. And then they cut it, my cousin cuts it open. And there's like a huge long, like a tapeworm.

Oh, man, let's throw that one back. Yeah. I mean, I think you could get it nice. You know what? People eat worms in all kinds of cultures, right? Okay. I think I caught up a little bit on the story. That video of the guy discovering the parasites or whatever and the fish.

Right? He sent that video to the mayor on Bay 18. Oh, okay, gotcha. So weeks before the outbreak. So he shouted, for God's sake, tomorrow's the fourth of July. He shouted the warning cry that fell on deaf ears Oh, why wasn't he wearing like a, what was the guy wearing in jaws? Like a suit with little anchors on him?

Yes. Yeah. That's a terrible suit that you can't forget. Who is this guy? He looks familiar too. Yeah, there's several. I've seen this person in something here. I looked her.

I've never seen her in anything. That tongue! That tongue! That fucking tongue, Philip. I looked her up, Lance. She does a voice of one of the characters on Star Trek, the lower deck. No kidding. Okay.

Really? Is she a human character or? I've never seen the show. I think her name is Peanut or something. Peanut. I have not seen the show. Into the gonads. I've seen the show.

Oh, what are they talking about? Worms and the gonads. I think so. Some kind of person. This is definitely. a cautionary tale about sexual diseases. Take the leg, take the legs.

That's so gross. Yikes. I can't give this movie one credit. The practicals look pretty fucking good. Yeah. Yeah. It looks real. Definitely looks real.

It's the one genre of movie where you go, oh, that's really gross. This is awesome. Yeah. I'm sorry. Go ahead, man. If you work at the CDC and that comes in, are you staying there to work or are you getting the fuck out of there? Well, let me ask you a question. If you work at the infectious disease center in Wuhan, never mind, I'll stop it right there.

Then you die. Are you going to go buy a raccoon to cook in the wet market? I don't know. I don't know where I was going with that one. And rumors can get into nothing but trouble. That is some dirty looking water. And transition into some clean water. Okay, now this, this reminds me a little bit of the one they filmed the Aquarina Springs.

Piranha. Remember that one, guys? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. This has a piranha look to it. Earth to Sean. Sean, are you there? Sean.

Come in, Sean. Can you guys hear me? Yeah. Yeah. Loud to clear. Okay. Let me switch my audio. Hold on.

Oh, cool. I think my Bluetooth is fucked up. It happens. That type of you just want to take special precautions. You can limit your time in the water. That one boat kind of looked like the jungle cruise boat at Disney World. So I'm assuming these people are dead. These two that keep going back to.

Yeah, I think they were dead in the beginning. Can you guys hear me? Yep. Oh, yes, sound great, man. Sorry about that. Take over for us, Sean. We're floundering here. I thought who-hoo. That died at the beginning. These are the oceanographers, right?

Yeah. Okay. So these are flashbacks. Yeah. Well. Yeah, they were the first people. Ew. He got it in his eye.

Okay. These are the two that sent the video to the mayor. He's time. just pretty fucking stupid yeah I'm assuming he died since he just got a facial of yeah fish good oh my gosh there's a dog there's a dog no can't kill the one-eyed dog that's not fair oh don't stick you I need to finish something crawling out onto my hand oh shit that one got me

that looks like a holy shit the thing is nasty all right welcome back radio on the bay that was gross we are live on the air and of course 24 7 we got our podcast you can grab them

Radio Corey.com damn now I'm kind of getting in the movie yeah that was that was kind of creepy that's that I've seen this movie before, but I totally forgot a lot about it. And the beetle-looking thing was not what I thought was going to come out. I didn't expect that at all.

I didn't look like a roly-poly. This movie's about to get dark. There's dogs and babies everywhere. That's the warfare. Shit's about to go down. In case of emergency, use childless flotation device. Oh, God. Oh, you too.

How come she sounds like she's from Denmark? She might be. Maybe Lars knows her. Maybe he got her the role. Ah. She doesn't sound French. That's Brian and Philip. I was going to tell you guys, one of our number one fans from day one, Lars from Denmark.

Have you heard that name before, Sean? Have you heard us talk about Lars? Okay, so we were watching that show The Bear, and one of the coolest episodes was where they sent the dessert chef, the baker, to train with a guy in Copenhagen. And we were looking at Copenhagen, and I turned to my wife, and I said, would you like to visit there? And she said, that looks pretty cool. I said, I know someone there. So, Lars, if you're listening, we may be coming to see you soon, my friend. Copenhagen looks really cool

Copenhagen I think IMDB is wrong what are they what are they saying the oceanographer that we can't figure out if she's from Denmark or France

yeah they got her listed as the main girl from cabin and the cabin in the woods and that's not okay that is some dirty

fucking water man this looks like it could be the girl from cabin in the woods well no because it's a Is it? When is, when is cabin

in the woods? Uh, a year before. Yeah, not getting to me. Maybe not. Yeah, she doesn't wasn't.

They're just yelling. Are you okay? Oh, she's screaming. It's not okay. This movie turned into piranha. Yeah. Exactly.

It's definitely turned into. Again, Philip, anytime a UFO or Bigfoot gets spotted, the video

gets really bad for some reason. Apparently you're not allowed to videotape them. Oh, kidding. Inside, now we're going to go on the tangents, guys. Do you guys think it's possible that the reason we can't get a good, clean video of a UFO is because they do have scrambling devices? Yes. Is that at least within the realm of possibility?

That's beyond the realm of a possibility. That's exactly what it is. They will reveal themselves when they want to reveal themselves. I'll be surprised by that at all They can jam whatever signal they want to They've done it to fighter pilots Yeah but they They can join the Skype call if they want to

They had some pretty damn They had a pretty damn good video dude That jet chasing that object though Yeah they've had a few of them I guess they wanted us to see that much But no more maybe You know there's some in the Middle East too They've got orbs

Okay That military personnel have been seeing like in the hot zones. Yep. See like these whorbs. And they just kind of hang out there and then they're gone. Yeah, they kind of play,

they're playing with them, basically, right? Checking out. The ants killing each other. Not been in the sun. Alien ant farm, Philip. Yeah. That's us. Oh, he's dead.

Sorry, you suck. You're gonna die now. Don't do crabs. What is it doing there? Ugh. Something in your mouth. I've got a cockroach in my mouth. It's like the nastiest lake water I've ever seen.

That's bad. And I've seen some nasty lake water. Yeah, we've seen some bad. I used to love up in East Texas. The lakes were so nasty in East Texas that they told you, be careful where you swim, because you could end up. up in like a nest of water moccasins. Oh, no.

So, yeah, you can ski, but we don't recommend it, that type of thing. This girl was not in... Cabin in the wood. No, in cabin in the woods. It doesn't look it. Maybe she was the one in the office? No, I don't even think that. Maybe she was one of the cemabytes or something.

Yeah. Or one of the... saw your family or whatever the family was oh that's actually a good possibility she's a little skinny and weird looking so it's the Kristen Connolly is that the one we're talking about uh maybe I was looking at the wrong one oh she played Dana whoever Dana is in capital of the woods oh she was the main chick all of the cases oh okay really Chris Hemsworth will show up next Okay, I was looking at the wrong one.

Okay, all right. Well, I am D. The oceanographer reason why she doesn't sound French because she's really Russian slash Arabic. Now, this guy I've seen it. She was in cabin in the woods or no? No. Oh, okay. Different.

Yeah. Yeah, this guy definitely. I am trying to figure. Yeah. Did you send those pictures to the CDC? You did? You should have an... See, they're not wearing enough, in my opinion.

At least we're a mask. It's like those... The parasites, I think, and, like, the... You can get in, like, the Nile. I'm not sure exactly where they're from. But it's the things that, like... Swim up your penis. Yeah.

Yeah. Parasites. That is terrifying to me. Yeah. Yeah. If you're like pissing, if you pissing the damn water, it'll swim up of the piss stream. Yeah. No.

Are you, you? Yeah. That's a real thing. An isop. And the only way to get it out, they got to, they got to amputate. Stop it. You guys are fucking with me. No.

I think it launched your breath. I think so. Yeah. Have you ever heard of this thing called physics? That doesn't even make sense. You cannot swim upstream in a moving piss stream. All right. You go piss in the now.

Yeah. You go to the rainforest and play around. Yeah, seriously. Let me know how that goes for you. Or the Amazon. I think it's Amazon, yeah. Yikes. That sounds horrible.

Yeah. there isn't not to be something that's so gross yeah stop touching it is what i'm pretty sure we're the reason that all the fish have all the mercury in them yeah yeah what what causes it guys you don't know what causes mercury yeah the murk the mercury like uh people uh it's all the fuck huh you'll see his stomach moving he's breaking yikes He's going to burst open with all those things. Oh, that's going to be super gross.

I am going to the ER immediately if I saw that. Yeah, this movie could take a strange turn here any minute now. Something's about to blow out his colon and redone. Oh, God. Oh, what the fuck? In my mind, this is about to get really disgusting. That's not the chick from the Night of the Living or the Dawn of the Dead remake, is it? The man girl?

Kind of looks like, girl. Yeah, I don't think so. The other guy looks a little bit like Martin Freeman. Was it a bacteria or a parasite? Yes. Yes. Or is this just a bullshit line that they're feeding them a bacteria instead of a parasite? Because the news likes to lie.

That's possible to. I'd take a bacteria over a parasite. It could usually treat bacteria easier. I can't work there in you're showing me those kind of pictures. Right? different than the normal symptoms of a Vibrio or a Cryptospiridium outbreak. You don't know what you're talking about, guy. Is that Martin Freeman?

Looks like him a little bit, doesn't it? No, that's not Bill. Okay. Cryptospirium. The call that Stephanie never received. Better that than the penis. Yeah. That's true.

If I had a choice, I'd go leg 99.9.9%. of the time. I was just sticking in this trash bag here. You'd be right. Hey, they. Yeah.

I seem weird. Do they just carry it around like that and show the camera? That's kind of what I was wondering, too, man. It kind of looked like when I went to, AJ and I went to Spain, and they had the, um, they had the pork shanks.

And he was just, they would slice thin pieces off the pork. I guess they do that with human legs, too. I don't know. I guess if you get hungry enough. Hey, free sailboat. Just don't get in the water. Okay, so this mirror is real life.

The CDC has no fucking idea what they're doing. Mm-hmm. Oh, it's a virus. I can't. I can't. Yeah, I don't think you can roll out foodborne. They saw the fucking, uh, roats crawl out of the fish for fuck's sake, man. come on top of the bacteria we could easily be looking at a new form evolve maybe a fungal bacteria

oh fungal hmm okay yeah left back interior right out somebody called to need morphine well i can imagine the anxiety there how do you treat something if you have no idea what the fuck it is true yeah that's crazy they just amputated a man's leg and they have to bring them right back because it's in the other leg Oh, no. Well, that's darn it. Algae agricultural runoff, chicken excrement. Listen, I'm not going to let you just keep cutting off body parts. But as long as they're like penis, we're okay.

Yeah, they're like, let's just keep guessing. Maybe it's this. Maybe it's a fish. Maybe it was from a crab. Maybe it was the chicken excrement. Of course not. The bay is brackish. You can't drink it.

Jesus. To local wells and, of course, a desalination plant and fernage. You can't drink it, but you can eat seafood out of it. I think at this point, everyone who lives in this town would like to take all-expenses-paid trip to Flint. Cleaner water. The dunk tank was water from the bay. Oh. That's hilarious.

Well, it's not under our regulations to test for radio activity. Oh, my God. Radioactivity. don't know what the fuck it is. Don't you regulate the water? The filtered water has met all regulatory standards. Snooty.

D minus. Hey, that's passing in some schools. This is the best darn water I've ever tasted. Yeah, now let's transition to what you look like now. That's the toxic Avenger, right? The duck fun.

Come on, kids. Why? that's my cameraman Jim Hoyt he chilled the fuck out so it's going through the drinking water too yeah I guess this is this is rough man it's like there's no way around it hi this is Dr. Jack Abrams I'm in the Atlantic Hospital in Clowridge I need to because I'm pretty sure they didn't fill up the swimming pool with duckies in it bay water

I hope not. Well, they filled up the duct tank with Baywater, so... Oh, this reminds me that War of the... You guys remember that maybe War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise? Yeah, they're all trying to get on the ferry. People are dying here. I have to be speaking to the CDC, and they're moving at a snail's pace... I will pass the message on to the governor as soon as it gets back.

He's like, this is the way the CDC thinks of this maybe. They're moving at a snail's pace. Snails! Maybe it's killed. Snails! Guys, follow that lead! Maybe it's killer snails! Boy, they make them look ridiculous in this, don't think. I did a lot of research. There's no record... ...were it shut down. Ah, we didn't get any tongue, Philip.

Nah. Maybe the water's helping her. TPS is amazing. They really mastered the technology. I said, take the next right, though, and I don't know what... Go right. FBI's involved now. Is that Hunter Biden's laptop? You just got to make side jokes on this show, you know?

That's where I'm at is the session when the FBI is getting involved. Oh, really? Yeah, they just are like about to raid the place. Maybe it's season three. They like almost get them, but they sneak out or something like that. I don't know what's happening yet. I haven't finished this. No spoiler alerts.

What fuck's happening? All right. You know what? What's with the balloons, man? Is a cameraman going down? Well, he'd washed his water with kitty pool. Or washed his face with kitty pool water.

It is about crabs, Philip. So if he's going down, um, the crabs, they're in my beard. What are you talking about, Don,

I, I haven't seen the tongue come out in a while. I think she's cured. No, she did it a second ago. Did she? Okay. Not quite as like. Not as obvious. Earlier, but.

There is. But before it was like, I was like, she did? What happened? I don't get to see what they look like before they die. Right? This is like the two cops. going out to check out the UFO sighting in Vegas, Philip.

Yes, they cut that shit on body cam. Do you see it? I know, I saw that. I saw that. But you know what the problem is with that? There's a bunch of fucking idiots now that there's deep-based shit, right? So now you don't know what's real. Well, I can't imagine the cop's body cam was not real.

So there was something there. Yeah, the first one was that we saw, but then some fucking idiot did like E.T. Doing like in the background like a... fake bullshit. Oh, I didn't see that. Yeah, that's not exactly going to help us get to the truth, guys. Come on. You're not going to get out your car.

He's like, fuck you. You go in. Go ahead. With each little piece of evidence that comes out, I think more and more that this shit has been real since Roswell and probably long before it. Not the parasites, the aliens. He sent the wrong guy in. He's like, you better get your zombie ass away from me.

motherfucker. Great job is backup. That almost looks like the Amityville house, Brian. Yeah, probably now. Speaking of which, Sir Brian, what happened to that project, my friend?

I do a lot of recording, so it's a lot of work, so. I get it. I would just like to have at least a few more Amityville shows up, man. Even if you just didn't want every six months. They're coming. Okay.

We can make it a Patreon special, like Animal. I don't know about you guys, but I can hear a fucking thing. It's on my leg. It's biting me. It ate his tongue. He was like, shoot me, shoot me. Actually, he's my like,

he shot his partner. Oh, my God. You guys hear that last part? Yep. The partner was like, no, it's me. It's me. And then he shot his part. after he shot to other people. Oh.

That's all dead fish? Oh, there's your answer. Looks like the red tied in Florida, Sean. So whatever this thing is, it's killing everything. What the fuck is that? There's not Martin Freeman. Wasn't that the cutest little parasite you've ever seen? Yes.

I'd like to take him home. Sean do you have any parasites at home? I think he thought he was a dead whale. Are you making this up? This looks photo. Uh-oh. I think we lost Sean. Sean, we can't hear your audio, man.

There you go. There we go. You have any parasites at home, Sean? Nope. Nope, I do not. Okay. How's it going to get through a filtration? Not that I'm aware of.

What about the alarm? Exactly. Trying to avoid. Aside from the kids. Miles off the coast of Clareidge. June 16. parasites what we're dealing with

so you take a look around breath taking one of the most beautiful esteraries in all in America you'd have no idea what's underneath so which

which parts of this did he take that were true is my question nothing I mean I guess did a bunch of people get eaten by parasites

is this a thing now bring the camera to me I'm going to take a ghetto and there's not Will Forte. Get a sense of place here. Now jump in.

They're wearing wetsuits like they're about to. Yeah. Acid water. There goes. Well, that is kind of what they do, right? Sean, when you lived in Florida, did you ever go swimming with sharks? Take a look at ourselves.

I'm an avid diver So yeah When I went ocean Off the off the Pensacola Beach A couple of miles off Uh huh Sharks and stuff

They're bad Yeah To worry about man It's more of like The big glooper fish Are more likely to be aggressive with you Than uh than the sharks sharks are

Sharks usually they They won't fuck with you unless you're bleat actively bleeding Um Or it's like a hammerhead Hammer has your dickheads. So what do the group? What do the grouper fish do?

They just attack you in a group? They're huge. Like, I mean, they're half the size of a person. I'm not, yeah, not kidding. And they also, underwater, they sound like a dog parking. It's weird. Okay. No.

So, yeah, they've got razor sharp teeth, so. Yikes. Yeah. So it's like, see and avoid, see and avoid. So most of my diving, I did in the... Oh, shit. Uh-oh. The fucking...

Hope you didn't dive there, Sean. Yeah, no, no, no. We had a hammerhead in the bay a couple of weeks ago. And that bitch came all the way up onto the beach, man. Like in... What crap. Nothing water. And it was a big-ass hammerhead.

That sucker had to be five or six feet long. Okay. That's crazy. It didn't normally come that close. We don't normally get a lot of hammerheads in Galveston. I don't know what the hell he was doing. He got lost. This may sound like a weird question, but is that good eating?

I mean, can you eat them? Sure, good. I mean. Yeah. Do you going to come up that close to me, motherfucker? I'm going to pull my gun out and you're done. Well, that's how, like, they got it on video. And, man, he, like, comes up on the beach.

and then goes back out. I was like, holy shit. Begging to be eaten. In the bay, which is super shallow. Yeah. I know.

I know. That's right behind where your house is, right, Philip? Yeah. I mean, I don't know where it was specifically, but hopefully not near our house. My wife's already scared enough from fucking alligators. Have you all seen any out there?

Yeah, she actually saw a baby one run across the road. Yikes. Yeah. Every once in a wall, one pops up on the beach. Yeah. We were going to Panama City Beach for a vacation one year, and AJ and I stopped at the seafood restaurant in Georgia. We always stop at, or no, not Georgia. Mississippi, I think, right?

Yeah, Mississippi is between Texas and Florida. And we saw like a full-sized alligator that was out there literally dumpster diving. Oh. Eating all the dead shells and chickens, chicken, chivalves, and shit. How did they get on the way? I don't know. That's what I'm trying to figure out. Does it, like, affect your mind to where you don't know what you're doing?

Yeah, like, it caused dementia or something? Yeah, like, you think you're going for help, but next thing you know, you're on the roof. Why is that wine? Yeah, like the crazies, Brian. bacteria once it's entered the human body it's a miracle you aren't a good way to go

I'm fine famous last words this guy's going down next probably going down on this call yes yeah he's not wearing any any mask or anything

I know this guy's just an idiot yeah he's just been chopping people up all day. That guy's a serial killer. Well, that's a lot of surgeons. Brian, I love that you laughed at that one. Trek doesn't move merch, huh? But it has been around since 1964.

And if it worked for Star Trek, I never would have been able to see that wonderful 1977 movie I saw in the theater, Brian. Yeah. We'll get into that. that later. July 4th, 903 p.m.

We are on the 4th here. Oh, we're finally here. It does have some weird edits between scenes. What is that shit? Like used condoms flooding up water? Dead fish.

So what I'm confused. help us out here help us out Brian walk us to it man come on well I don't know if I'll be able to walk you through it because I have a question why what is the police doing I guess going to call for people are freaking out they're doing police things is there a donut shop nearby because you would think they would if they shut down the bridge they would seal the town off mm-hmm so kind of like that maybe a 92 bridges or whatever. Yeah, so what are they doing, riding around? Well, it sounds like they're telling him to shut some shit down. Like, I guess the FBI

shut down this girl's blog, and they're closing it down. They're, like, killing cell phone coverage. Oh, they can come shut it down. Oh, no. There's home girl, man. Wow. Wait, she's

affected? I guess. That lady, like, threw up blood on face so how is she okay doing the blogs or the right exactly this seems she been infected I don't know probably rain rain man this movie's not guys sorry so this this goes back to a question somebody asked earlier why did this director to this movie oh man clearly that's fucking awesome it did it actually look really good look your cameraman's running faster than you that's that's never a good sign clearly clearly i think that the director was trying to get the message of what's going on out okay but like like he said like phil red

the trivia. If he would have just made a straight documentary, I don't, people wouldn't have watched it. Makes sense. So the chicken shit and the, and, and, uh, other pollutants are probably real, but then the parasites are, yeah. Yeah. I, I could, I could see that.

He basically made a horrible. Go ahead. People are going to be used by it. Yeah. What the fuck do I believe? What does I? Well, I, I, I hope people don't drink chicken shit water. I'm tired of this. The mayor.

did. God damn water. I'm looking at some of the other movies that this guy's directed. He did you guys remember sleepers? That's a good movie. That's a damn good movie. Disclosure. The one based on the Michael

Pryton novel. Jimmy Hollywood you mentioned toys. Bugsy. He directed Bugsy. With Ward. Baby. Fuck, yeah, good morning, Vietnam. Good morning, Vietnam. What? Barry Levinson, what happened to you?

Diner. Oh my God This guy got John Favreau his start Come on Come on Come on guys John Favro get him To direct an episode of Mandalorian

I'd rather he not if it's gonna be like this I don't think this is bad I just think the pacing is not great Yeah You know what it jumps all over the place It's, we're in the future, now we're in the past. Now we're in the future, now we're in the present. Right now, this camera shot on this dead woman, we don't need to be lingering on it right now.

Right. I get what's going on. On the guy without a mouth, that was pretty hard. What's also concerning is the level of zombie-ish. Boy, they. Chicken excrement in the bay. All right, well. Yes, steroids and manure.

All a problem. Yes, true, true stuff. It's both in size. Again, I don't know how many chicken farms are like right on the ocean. Aren't they usually along rivers? I don't know. Usually they're in like small areas that are inland. I would think so, right? All the ones that I've got, though.

And aren't 99% of the chicken farms in the U.S. as well as 99% of the pork farms. aren't they owned by the Chinese now I don't know I don't know I think they're sort of nice guys it's a lot of coming from a lot of the farmland is owned by them and that's yeah between John and Bill Gates we got no farms left here again farm to table man if I could afford just to start up farmland. There are so many

little private ranchers out here in Texas, right? They have their own cattle. I'm going to do it. I'm going to start buying fucking clean meat that I know is from a

self-contained farm, but I don't know, man. What if you buy from like the Sawyer family or something? Human, human barbecue? Yeah, that's true.

Chewy, you didn't go into us? I was about to say if he had to, if you buy it for someone, or they just happen to have the award-winning chili? He's got that trophy with chili spilling out of it. I don't know, man.

They say human flesh tastes pretty much like pork, and I love pork. I'm going to try to avoid that. Once a cannibal, always a cannibal. Yeah. You didn't, you can't mean like I used to be a cannibal. That's like saying I used to be a murderer. Yeah. Yeah, true.

There's a pretty good... Oh my God. Right. There's a pretty good movie called... I think it was it called We Are What We Are. Have you all heard of this one where it's about a cannibal family? Yeah, yeah. And the daughter's trying to get out of the family, but they keep pulling her back in.

This is what we do, honey. We eat humans. Or, what was that we watched last year? Fresh. Yes, yes, that was a good one. That was a good one. That wasn't very good. I am sure there's a whole subculture out there.

I think Fresh is closer to a documentary and then what we're watching right now. You're probably not wrong. Yeah, I think so, especially for the wealthy. Sure, why not? This guy's still alive. This guy should have been dead a month ago, right? Unless he wasn't drinking. chicken shit water.

Well, they always do that, dude. They fake that they're really drinking it. Like, again, there was a politician that went to Flint, Michigan, right? And they showed, somebody called him on a camera, pouring the water from the sink in Flint, and then pouring it out and grabbing it, like, somebody filled it up with, like, bottle water.

That doesn't surprise. Everybody in Flint was like, bullshit. I water way browner than that. Right. There was some of that water that they would turn the faucet on and you could put a lighter there and it would, the water would light up. Really? Yes. I saw that. It's real common with fracking. Yeah, like out west and stuff with fracking, you'll. Oh, yes. I have heard about that. I think it's a butane and like a whole bunch of other flammable fucking chemicals. Drink up.

Jesus. Okay. Is this Bing Rames? Now we really are in... Stupid people moment. He's telling you to go away, get away from him. He's telling you get away from me. Yeah.

Is that Bing Rames? He's got a... No. He's got a pistol back up quickly. And they... He already hasn't... I think he's going to shoot himself. Yeah, because he said get away from me.

and then one of them said, what's that on his face? Yeah. Well, he's the one that went in there and shot the family that was all screaming. Okay. And his partner. That's right. That's right. And then, yeah, his partner.

I got a pissed. He's a, oh, get fucking real, dude. Seriously? What a fucking idiot. I can't touch you, but come on and get in the car. I can't touch you, but. No, Deputy put that gun down. Y'all just point out and say no.

You know what? You deserve it. to die. That was, that was, shit. Yeah. That's a, that was a big dude.

He moved that car when he fell into it. Yeah, I saw that. It rocked. Yon, yawn, mayor. It's called acting. He gave it as all. Oh, was that Miss Crustation?

Yeah, she didn't, she. She went down. She ate crabs or drink chicken shit water. She went down. She died. with two parasites. Bada boom, Bada-a-bing.

Yeah, so why would you bring your child where all the dead bodies are? This guy is just drunk, like, oh, that was a good one. Everybody's dead, man, there's nobody 10 bar. I just drank what I wanted. That'd be me.

Oh, you would have to do that. It'd be like that one guy in a cabin fever. Uh-huh. Where he just drank beer the whole time. Why not, right? That's what I'm saying. You drink it up alcohol. It kills parasites. You're good to go.

Oh, that movie Grabbers. That unwelcome, Brian. It was directed by the same guy that directed Grabbers. Did you see that one? That's a pretty good one, too. Yeah. Have y'all heard of Graversy?

He's got herpes on his stuff. no no not the hurt you have my hairpiece I give you my hairpiece have you have you seen grabbers yeah I think so it takes place in Ireland right and there's these monsters but if you drink enough alcohol in your body they won't penetrate you and take over your body so they say in a pub that's an interesting choice of words they well it's like this right it's kind of like prime isn't it it's kind of like a bacteria or whatever? Or if you drink enough alcohol,

you don't remember them penetrating you know. You got me on that. You got me on that one, Phil. I think I now know what is killing. Oh, he's almost got it figured out.

That means he has to die. Whether it be the virus or the CIA, one way or the other, he's about to go down. If he learned the truth. Call the CDC to send an army. A virus, this is an organism. Good fucking luck

on that one. I mean, we didn't even know what the fuck to do when COVID hit, which was like a fucking cold that people got. And we're going to deal with something like this. Bombing the city doesn't sound awful. I mean, look at this fucking guy.

You can see his ribs. Right, bombing the city. Oh, that's fucking gross, man. did you hear what they said it's the blistering and stuff is not a symptom it's just it's just the I guess they're called isopods right they're eating dirt they're eating their way from the they're eating the inside out they're eating their way out of the bodies would you classify that as if you find what what he's saying or what what was said for let's say

you're running a company like Twitter right or Facebook Would you, would you classify my... So I'm running Twitter into the ground. Got you. They guys dodging to his bodies. Ha ha ha! God, look at this terrible type of me. This is...

What the fuck? Come on. Oh, shit. This is really, man. This is the same director that knows what he comes. Oh shit. But that's kind of, he died from the accident. Well, had he been working with his seat?

Wasn't even that bad of a wreck. That's what I'm saying. He died from an accident and he could have prevented all this. I think he kind of got out easy. Help us out here, Sean. Yeah, he died. You're our resident Florida to me. Explain this to us.

Okay. Uh, lots of dumb asses and more dumbasses. And a lot of gross. Back, back away from him. Let's see. Uh, die via ejection from a fucking car wreck or die from the inside out. I'll go with the car wreck. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Yeah. That's the, that's the easy way out, right? Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Like asking, uh, do you want? Ebola or do you want the common cold? Oh, mm-hmm, I want the common cold. Do you want a gunshot to the head or do you want a gut shot, right? I've seen people that survive in gunshots. They don't know. That's the fuck. I bet they weren't the same afterwards. No, they're missing their jaw, but they were alive.

It's not your time. It's not your time. People that try to commit suicide will just turn at the last second and just shoot a hole through the side of their face. Yikes. Can you shoot yourself go into the brainstem in the back of your head? Lights out. Okay, guys, now we have Homeland Security involved. Surely they'll figure everything out now that Homeland Security is involved, right? Don't worry, we're from the government and we're here to help.

Scariest words ever spoken. Yeah, just think back to Katrina. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I bet that was a stinky super dumb. I can't even imagine. Yeah, that's good.

What did the report say? Well, uh... Well, uh... That's strange stuff. That's what the report said. Strange stuff. People just laying all over the place. You don't want to get in that car.

Yeah, you know, I mean, funny enough, I would love to see a copy of that report. Funny enough, I would love to see a copy of that report. Okay. Well. So let me get this straight. Two divers are found with a bunch of holes in them, and all that we know is they're mysteriously being eaten by parasites and infections. That's right.

Nobody knows what happened. That's right. This is not Levinson's masterpiece. Am I right, guys? Not at all. He is fallen from grace. He is off the reservation to say the least. I don't know.

I don't hate it. Yeah, I don't mean it either. I think you guys are giving a higher rating than me. Woo, woo, woo, whirp, woo, all right, now you gotta get out of the car. Yides. You're shi. take it off of your baby baby

right something like this week oh there's the conference I mean we're talking about oh fuck the baby that's scary about a spread

that's gross you don't just shut down the eastern seaboard without approval from a higher higher authority yeah you do thank you very much officer see we're gonna need a whole lot more

paperwork for that triplicate. Paperwork that says a lot of strange stuff. That paperwork and triplicates. It's like those. Hitchhiker's Guide from the Galaxy that one planet with all the big slug monsters that do all the paperwork. That's right. Oh, great.

Oh, my God. Great shout out. I love that movie. Have you guys read the books? Yeah. Uh-uh. The four books. The trilogy?

Yeah, they're great. It's a four-book trilogy, Sean. Okay. I'll definitely check them out. I've been mean and too. I just, I don't know. These good writers, right? He's going to go behind.

All right. Is the tongue going to come out or not, guys? Yes. Put your bets on the table. Brian? Yeah. Tongue or no tongue? Tongue.

Sean, yes. Phillip, yes. I'm going to go no tongue. I'm surprised it has. hasn't happened yet oh no they just cut it a split second okay help this one tongue or no tongue go guys here it's say no okay I'm gonna say no Sean ah damn fuck signing off is that it yeah it said it said so far the the isopods killed 40% of

in the sea, in the bay. Ooh. Okay, well. And the government's still waiting on that paperwork. So, uh, all right, dude. Well, Sean, thanks for, thanks for jumping in, dude. Our, uh, our guests that we had unceremoniously bailed on us. Oh, they didn't have this guy.

It happened. They didn't bail. No, they had good reasons. They had technical difficulties. Stuff comes up, and I'm more than happy to come. I always have fun each and every time, and I love being the commentary guy, nothing else. You're kind of our commentary guy, man.

Yeah. Kidding. Hey, that's Google me. I enjoy it, girl. All right, well, we're going to do Kibler Clouds from outer space in August. I think Brian's got it on the schedule. You got it nailed down, Sean? Yep, yep, that works.

All right, sweet. So we want to thank all of you guys for listening to another episode of The Horror Returns. We would love to hear your feedback and ideas. You can reach out to us through our Facebook group or any of other social medias or at thehorrorreturns at gmail.com. Go to our website, www.thehorrorterms.com to see everything. and I guess that's pretty much it. So Sean, until the horror returns again. Good night.