The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #374: PG: Psycho Goreman (2020) Commentary

Episode Date: July 27, 2023

This week, we honor our Patron Bede Jermyn from Super Network and Tubi Tuesdays with a commentary of Psycho Goreman. Cool of the Week includes Savageland, Malorie, God is a Bullet, Murdercise, The Flash, and Ip Man. The podcast spotlight shines on Horror Dads. Thanks for listening! The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@thehorrorreturnspodcast3277 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Twitter: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= THR TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-horror-returns SK8ER Nez Podcast Network: https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c4166 E Society Spotify For Podcasters: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/esoc E Society YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A Music By: Steve Carleton Of The Geekz

victims. For those of you who delight and dread, who fantasize about fear, who glorify gore, welcome. You have found the place where the horror returns. Listeners beware. This podcast contains major plot spoilers in the foulest of language. which join us in celebrating the old and the new, the best, and the worst in horror. Welcome back, everybody to the horror returns. I'm Lance and with me as always. We got Brutel Bryan in the house, fabulous Philip in the house, and beefy bead from the super network.

What's up, me? I was not expected to be called beefy B, but I'll take it. I don't hate it. Yeah, exactly. I mean, you could have called me just terrible Aussie as per usual, but beefy B, I'll take it. All right. All right. Also, I'm over here fighting an ant infestation in my kitchen.

You guys have been ready to go for a while, but yeah, if I start passing out midway through, it's because I got too much ant poison in the system. but at least it's not bull ants like you guys deal with, Bid. Oh yeah, well, I was just for context for people listening right now. I just was telling the guys that in Australia we have bull ants, and I just sent a picture in the chat, and these little motherfuckers have the biggest mouths of any ants out there. And I'll tell you this, when they bite, they, it is painful, like legit painful,

almost like as painful as getting a bee sting. That's how bad it is when you get. bitten by them. It looks like those kind of ants where you like use them as stitches where you let them grab on and then break the head off. Oh yeah. You could literally do that if you wanted to. Hence why Australia continues to be the most terrifying place to live in. And then I just found that like here in Australia like I was watching the news. And apparently we found another species of venomous snake in Australia. Yes. Awesome. This one could kill the whole human population in a single bite. Well, I mean, I think it's like eight or nine of the world's most

deadly snakes live in Australia. Yeah. Now it's nine of ten, right? Yeah, exactly, exactly. So for people to live there. Yeah, I mean, I'm surprised I'm still alive at this point. Like, but, you know, I mean, everything, you kind of don't have to survive when you're in a situation is like living in a place like Australia. Yeah, I would imagine. But yeah, reason Beat is here, guys, is we've got a special Patreon patron show tonight. We're doing a commentary, but it's not the commentary we were expecting because Marcy was not available. And Marcus, and we do not want to do Riccio without the whole crew. So, Bede, what have you chosen for us tonight? Oh, well, I had to, because, well, I'm also a Patreon subscriber as well,

So at least that kind of, you know, balances things out. So I sort of had to think about like, what would be a fun one to do at the very last minute since we can't do Ricky O. So I thought, you know what? You know what makes for a really good and fun commentary? Psycho Gorman. Is it good?

And I was telling Beat in the chat group that this is a movie that Lance actually likes. Yes. What? Very much so. This is a good one. It should be a fun. commentary. All right, man, well, thanks for joining us, B. Definitely appreciate your patronage, man, over the years.

And you finally got the stubby holders, huh? I do. I actually don't have them here. Actually, I do have them here right now, but they're in one of the cupboards I have at the moment. So yes, we do have the, I do find it funny that it is like here in Australia, we call them stubby holders, but you guys call them coosies, which I think it's pretty funny. Well, I think of Cousy, I think of like the things that you put over like kennels. That's what I think of when I hear the term Coozy. Sure.

Yeah, see, because when I think of Stubby Holder, Cousie is not what I think of at all. But that they're really cool. Marcy has hers because you guys sent, you know, a batch for myself and Marcy. So, yeah, we love them, man. I was using them over the weekend because I was doing like the Hot Wing Challenge with my brother and we would drink an entire. We did have been diesel and drank Corona and we drank an entire box Corona in one day. I can do that with or without Hot Wings. Exactly, exactly.

All right. You know how it works, man. How we get started around here with a little thing that we like to call Cool of the Week. What's you got? Oh, geez. Well, I've had quite a lot of watches this week. Like in terms of like highlights before I get to what I've. I think is my absolute cool of the week.

I finally watched the first three Itman movies with Doddy Yen. Those were a lot of fun. I sell after watch the fourth one, so I'll be doing that very soon. Then I decided for some bizarre reason to go rewatch a 2001 horror film called The Forsaken, which had the star, Kirst Smith from Dawn, I mean, Dawson's Creek, and it was a vampire film. And for some reason, I have a bit of a nostalgia love for that film because I used to watch it all the time back in my team. Yeah, it's basically kind of like a near dark-esque type of vampire story where Kurt Smith is like driving this car to Florida. He picks up a hitchhiker and they get involved with these vampires in the desert.

Like, it's very much the definition of an early 2000s horror film, but it is quite enjoyable. so it was cool to kind of revisit that. And then, of course, I went on to Shutter and watched the documentary Shark Exploitation. Oh, God. Brian, have you seen that one? It's on the dark. I haven't even run across that one yet.

I'll check it out. Yeah, that one is really cool. Like, I love a good exploitation film, particularly when it comes to Shark film. So this one kind of definitely scratched that itch, like going from how, there's so many shark films like starting with jaws and then eventually how the genre kind of came from there. But also it also delves into a bit of an environmental message as well talking about

how because of these films sharks can tend to be very demonized as animals. So I think it finds a good balance of kind of going into these films while also kind of talking about that as well. And of course a lot of the clips that they showed, you know, from the low budget ones like charcular and two-headed shark attack and of course shark data they're all there. Oh, wow. So that was a fun doco. But I got to say, my absolute cool of the late week is one that I watched last on. I hadn't heard of this film until probably a few weeks ago when I was watching a random YouTube video and it was brought up.

It's a film called Savage Land. Savage Land. Okay. Is that all one word? Yeah, just one word. It's a 2005 faux horror documentary or documentary. And so it's got a pretty interesting premise. So basically there's a small town on the edge of the Mexican border in Arizona, like a very definition of a small town.

It's like a population of no more than 50 or 60 people. And then one day, the entire population was murdered. Oh. And one day, somebody was busy. Yeah. Yeah. And of course, like the police. like the police arrest like this illegal immigrant who is, they think he is the person who

committed the murders because he had like 14 different traces of blood all over him when they found him. And he's the only one still alive. Yeah, he's the only one still alive. And so. That was their first clue. Exactly. Exactly.

And so he goes to trial and all that. And then eventually during the course of it, like, because during he, they find this sort of role of film, like, you know, for photos that because that night he took photos of what actually happened. So they kind of dive into the actual photos that he took. And that's all I'm going to say about the film, because the film kind of goes like in this really interesting and unique direction in terms of the type of movie it is. and the photos themselves are really creepy, like full-blown creepy, in terms of how they're staged and everything. Like, it is a pretty interesting movie. I was not expecting, like, I mean, I wasn't expected to be as well done as it did

as a, you know, as a horror mockumentary. But yeah, it's actually a really cool little movie. And it also dives into some specific themes about the critical justice system, xenophobia, and like basically how. the small town basically just demonizes one guy for being the possible perpetrator of all these murders for more racial kind of motivations than anything else. So it's actually a cool little film. I did watch it on To be. Of course. Of course you did. Yes. To be fair. To be fair. So it's definitely a cool little one. It's a really interesting movie. I'm not going to say like what really happened like in terms

of in the photographs because I feel like that should be a bit of a surprise for the audience, at you guys' audience. So definitely seek it out. It's a really cool little movie. Yeah, Savage Land, yeah. Interesting. All right. We'll check it out.

Yeah, so that's my calls of the week this week. That's got one or two. Brian, you got anything? Yeah, I guess I'll start from the bottom. Uh-oh. Definitely a bottom 10 movie right here. That's what you say. No, the flood.

Have you guys heard of this one star in Casper Van Dene? I have heard of it, yes. This is a... Well, the basic premise is I think it's in Louisiana or something like that. A hurricane hits.

Okay. There's a... Oh, God. Okay. I have seen this picture. Yeah, it's... I think it takes place in a jail and people try to hold out there until the storm's over and alligators are loose and get into the boat. Oh, nice. Thanks. Why this is going to make the bottom 10?

Because I've seen better alligators in video games. Yeah. It almost, the first time you actually get a clear shot of the alligator, it might be a crocodile, I don't, I really don't know the difference, but the first time you get a clear shot, it almost looks like out of focus. The CGI is that bad. Wow. Oh, wow. Out of focus, CGI. The kills aren't that great, and there's nobody to root for in this movie.

You kind of hate everybody. I'm adding it to my list. I've got to watch this. It's like a bad sci-fi movie level of CGI? It's not even on that level, because if it was a bad sci-fi movie, then I would get some enjoyment out of it being so bad. Yes. So definitely can't recommend that one.

Okay. Trying to put these in order. The next one, I'm going to go with the Flash. I finally got to watch the Flash. I was going to jump in on that one too I'm a little lukewarm on this one Yeah Yeah

I loved everything about Michael Keaton Returning as Batman Yeah I thought the actress that played Supergirl I thought she was good Knocked it out the park Yeah But when it came to the Flash

I didn't care I didn't Especially the alternate timeline version of the Flash Yeah Really annoyed the show Do you tell It went a little heavy on goofy Is it

Is it a guy that just flashes women in the runs away or what? No, it's supposed to be like a younger, a few years younger version of him. Okay. In a different timeline where he never had the pain of not having his mother due to being murdered. So, and I don't know, Philip, if you can agree. It works from the Justice League and then turns it up to like 11. Yeah, I don't know if you can agree with me or not, but it just seemed like all the goofy comedy stuff was just, the Flash.

Yeah. And every time it went to Batman and Supergirl, it got serious. Yeah. So it was just kind of tonally uneven to me. I thought a lot of them was been. It might have been cut up. There's probably a fucking seven-hour version out there or something. Wasn't it a pretty good director that made the film?

I thought maybe it was like an accomplished director. I don't, Andy Bouchetti, who did the It moves. Oh, yeah. I don't think it was his fault. I think it was the story. Just they're trying to base it off a flashpoint. And I don't know if anybody's familiar with that storyline, but he kind of goes back and saves his mom from being murdered,

and it just changes time, makes everything bad. The darkest timeline. You kind of get that in this, but not that version. Yeah, maybe it should have been. a little more serious for the subject matter right but or if it was going to be goofy they could have just

made it a little shorter because it was like two and a half hours long yeah that was another problem I had with this runtime but they had a lot of great cameos and some of them were only for a second but it was still kind of fun to see

it it was a I think it was a fun movie I had a good time with it it's it's it's not a bad it's not a bad movie but I think it's getting kind of we've we've talked about it because I think it's mostly because of the actor involved in the movie I think people are kind of running down

on the movie but Michael Keaton as Batman he knocked it up the part as as the older version of Batman yeah he was kind of awesome but yeah and I actually like that guy as an actor you know everything I see him in he kind of kills it but he always plays this super quirky weirdo guy. Yeah.

And he, uh, I don't know, man, it's a little too slap sticky. Yeah. It's like they could have put Jim Carrey in here and he did it on the same thing. And I,

from what I understand, they are going to bring back, um, the girl who played, uh, the actress who played Supergirl. And I thought she did a good job. So,

yeah, she's good. Sounds like a good decision then. I can't remember what I've seen her from, but she's, she's, she's, If I had to give it a rating, I'm kind of at like a six and a half, maybe seven because of Keaton.

But definitely. Yeah, I'd probably put it at a, I'd probably put it at a seven. I had a good time with it, but it's not, you know, if I missed it, it wouldn't be that big a deal. Yeah. Next on the list, checked out. Now, we have a couple of these, the director and a couple of the actresses. are in her Facebook group, so they've been posting about this movie. Originally, it was an Indiegogo fundraiser movie, and it's called Murder Size.

Okay. It's like a throwback. I've heard of this. Yeah, it's like a throwback 80s slasher movies, and it's set in a, during the making of, you remember the, like, the exercise, TV shows and videotapes were like a big thing. Oh, yeah. It's set during the making, their shooting a new workout tape. And so they got all these actresses.

It definitely brings the boobs, brings the blood. Oh, wow. You can definitely tell they had a lot of fun making it. So I had a lot of fun with it. And I believe the director, if I'm not mistaken, I think his name is Paul Ragsdale. I think he posted a link in the Facebook group to where you can rent it and watch it. it, so. You got to check that out.

Yeah, go support indie horror. They almost hit the hap trick there, boobs, blood, and bead. But they missed it by one person. Yeah. Exactly, exactly. Beefy, that could have been your character. So that could have been. So you have to remember that for next time, Lance. Okay.

But my cool of the week, I'm going to have to go with a, they labeled it as horror, But it was more like a kind of thriller, crime action thriller. And it's called God is a Bullet, starring Jamie Lancaster. And what's the girl from It? It follows.

Oh, uh, Micamundra. Yes. Okay. God is a bullet. Yeah. Essentially, it's a cult. They go around stealing young girls. And one of the girls that gets taken in the movie.

is the daughter of Jamie Lennon. I can't remember his name. I just called James Lannister. I think he's a cop, but they keep calling him a desk jockey or a desk cowboy or something. Like he's not really out on the streets. Shuffles paperwork.

And he gets a lead that the character that Michael Monroe plays. She used to be in the cult, and she got away. And so she kind of like I can't tell you how to get there. I have to take you there.

And basically, we're going to get your daughter back because she kind of has a grudge against the cult leader, as you can imagine. And it was pretty violent. Even though there was like some CG blood and gunshots and stuff, it didn't take me out of it. But I thought it was a good story. And I'm liking Jamie Lannister,

because I think a couple weeks ago I saw him, I talked about that movie Shot Collar that he was in the prison movie Yeah, that's right That's right I'm liking a lot of stuff

he's doing So good movie Now I always like Michael Monroe Yeah It reminds me a little bit of Vigo Morton's

Morton's A little bit Yeah, I can see that A little bit Don't forget He was in He was in Mama Yeah

It seems to be Kind of like Roles that he Is choosing He was in Mama twice That's right It's Jamie Lannister And Jamie Lannister

But yeah That one's available on VOD, so check it out. Check out that and put me down for murder size, too. All right. I'm going to add it in here. Because one of the actresses, Jessa Flux, she's in the Facebook group. She seems like a lot of fun, and she does like a lot of indie horror movies. Cool.

Maybe we can get some screeners. Get the word out. Yeah. Well, Brian Stoll my thunder. My cool of the week was The Flash. Oh, sorry. How was that not surprising? No worries.

That's why I talked about it, too. And then I showed the kids dumb and dumber. And I got to show them some of the classic movies, man. And they're like PG-13. I'm like, okay, well, maybe we can start introducing some of this stuff that's not too naughty. That kind of skates the line of PG-13, though. Yeah. Well, I don't think there's any nudity, which is really what I was going for here.

Yeah. It's uncomfortable. Yeah. Probably don't want to watch murder size with them. No. No. I'll probably stay away from those. No, you get nudity within the first two minutes of that movie.

Yeah, there's a lot of movies where I'll start them, and then my kid's in here playing video games, and I'm like, uh, all right. Save this for later. Yeah. A good thing to check is IMDB's parental guide. They usually tell you if there's nudity or... Yeah, we check those out for new releases for sure before it's like. Yeah, that's actually a pretty good deal. But yeah, man, that's what I got.

Those are my coolest of the week. All right, I'll keep mine simple. It's a book. I've been on vacation, so I did a lot of reading. So we checked out Birdbox and Birdbox Barcelona last week, Brian. Yeah. So I had to read the book. I had to read the book that should have been the second movie.

Mallory. So it follows Sandra Bullock's character, but basically it takes place 10 years after the ending of the first film. So the kids are more grown up now, and she's actually named them. And I'm going to tell you what, it's kind of a short little read. It's about 225 pages,

but they go right into the action immediately. immediately. Like the first chapter is just completely action-packed and very gruesome, really descriptive, very much like the first Bird Box. So I recommend it. If you're a reader and you're listening to the podcast, check out Josh Mallerman's follow-up to Bird Box. It's called Mallory. No thoughts on Guardians 3. I saw you watch it. No, I love Guardians 3. Oh, see, I've still watched that too. Yeah, I don't want to give anything away either. Yeah, I'd just say hands down so far the best comic book movie of this year. Oh, wow, of this year. Okay.

Yes, I'm with you there. Well, as far as the Guardian's movie, it might be up there with the first one with me. I agree. Yeah, the second one dipped a little bit for me. I didn't really like the story of the living planet that much. But it was a bad movie. That wasn't horrible, but this one's a lot more fun. A lot more like the first one.

And you get a heist. Early on in the movie, the first act of the movie is a heist movie. So it's two and a half hours, but it doesn't feel like it at all, like an hour and a half movie. Best villain in a Guardians movie, too. Oh, best villain since Thanos for my money. Wow. Lance, I can honestly, I could probably agree with that. Yeah, maybe even more insane than Thanos, at least.

You know, he was thinking about fairness. But, yeah, you were right about Rocket's backstory, Brian, being a tear-jurker. Yeah, definitely. Check that one out, man. Oh, and I did, but now as you have it. The Barcelona or Barcelona? I was like, oh, you know what I did watch on y'all's recommendation? Jethica.

That's actually a fun little movie. man. It wasn't bad. It didn't go where I expected it to, but I liked it. I think you can think Tim for that one. Yeah, that was good. It's kind of funny to like, you guys say, all that because, like, I think in it man free, Mike Tyson is in it?

So that was pretty hilarious like him, like being in that film trying to go up against Johnny. Donnie in. So. Oh, yeah. I'll pay to see that. They're both checking out the It Man films. They're really cool. Oh, yeah.

Mike Tyson is in it. Shit, I have to watch. That guy's awesome. He's totally awesome. Yeah, he does a lot of that in the film, for what I remember. All right, Philip, we got any feedback, ma'am? Nope, this week we're going to skip news and feedback and all that stuff. But as always, thank you to Steve.

Oh, we do have a shout-out. Do we? Podcast Spotlight, unless I didn't put it in notes. Whoops. Podcast Spotlight. Yes, we do. Oh, yes. Okay. On horror dads. Forer dads.

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You can do a show like this. It'll be awesome. But until then, we're going to jump on to Psycho Gorman from 2020. Penny displays of wealth. How can your short lifespans allow such narcissism? I do not care for hunky boys. After unearthing a gym that controls an evil monster looking to destroy the universe, A young girl and her brother use it to make him do their bidding.

Director and writer is Steve Konstanski, also known for The Void and the Veggie MASH segment in VHS 94. You didn't go with Manborg? Or Lepricotin Returns. Oh, that's right. Okay, so he's done some stuff. The full Psychogorman makeup took so many hours to apply, took many hours to apply, often requiring Matthew Ninnibur to be the first person to arrive for shooting and the last to leave. He spent so much time in the costume that the crew failed to recognize him without it.

The zombie cop is a reference to Steve Konstansky's 2012. short film BIOCOP. Biotop. Sounds so 80s, doesn't it? It sounds like action returns territory, Brian. Yeah. He, I've definitely, a lot of his stuff kind of has like a 80s throwback

kind of grind house type feel to it. And also like, he's part of Astronaut 6 and they made like the editor and Father's Day. Ah, okay. Yeah, he's part of that group. as well. So yeah, he's been a lot of

80s throwback type of horror films. All right. Well, let me share my screen here and we'll see what we can make happen. And a three, two, one. All right. Now we found the movie. Let's do this.

If all that gets left in, we're going to sound like idiots. Well, it is on Patreon feed. So if you're not a patron now, you want to hear what all happened while you guys were editing for 20 minutes go exactly exactly oh man yeah you didn't miss anything well i'll also say too like uh for anyone who's watching if you're watching this like via the umbrella blu-ray or on shutter the movie starts right after the first uh logo screen of those so just go to there so we can be all in sync Well, we've got the scroll going right now.

So many moons ago on the distant planet Gygax. Is that supposed to be like the guy that created Dungeons and Dragons or what? I'm going to say yes, even though I've never played Dungeons and Dragons. Oh, come on. Have you played Car Wars or Gamma World or any of those? I don't know what you're talking about. You guys don't know what you're missing? I mean, Lance, I'm not a nerd, so.

Yeah, Lance, I was playing sports. Yes. I was playing sports like a real bad. Crazy ball. This does bring me back. I'm sure it does. Making up games. Oh, yeah.

You only knew the rules, too. Before cell phones, guys. Oh, yeah. That's right. Definitely a throwback movie, right? Yes. Yes. Just do not do this anymore, do they?

No. I also like the. Peel away from the Xbox. Do what, Veed? I was going to say, I like the fact that the music that plays over the same sounds exactly like the Faye music for Power Rangers. Oh, sure. Sure it does. But more metal.

Right? Yes. I thought they were going to knock each other out. Oh, I did down. She knocked them out. Off screen. Because, you know, one sibling gets a little too rough, and then the other one is like, fuck you. Oh, yeah.

Ain't nothing like having your brother diggers on a grave. I'm going to bury you. I got that out of this. That's great. The parents are going to be pissed when they find out they dug a six-foot hole in the backyard. That's a large hole, too. No kidding. Through the roots and everything.

It was worth it, though. Look what they found. It's mine. I found it first. That's convenient. This is just the start of that. episode of South Park where a coppin finds the arrowhead

and then become oh man I remember doing that when I was a kid I doubt there's any many arrowheads left at this point I'm sure there are somewhere somewhere out there right Wyoming maybe

yeah oh yeah there's a bunch of things out there that hadn't been dug up say this is what happens you shouldn't go around and play with things and then, you know, like mysterious, like little doors and you're in the ground, don't open up. Kind of reminiscent

of the gate. You guys remember that movie? Oh, yeah. This is definitely an obvious reference. And I love the fact that they think they're going to solve the problem is just by putting dirt over it. Yeah. That was quick to cover

that hole. Yeah, I have my doubts that two kids can dig a hole that deep. and that and rey fill it that quick well you got you got to remember he was digging a hole by himself oh that's sure oh yeah that's always one of my pet peeves in like mobster movies

where they just go and bury somebody in the woods I'm like I'm uh fuck you never tried to dig through roots dead yeah that's not a quick process I mean wouldn't it be much easier to basically put them in the wood chipper then that way you just get rid of a that way. Yeah, the Fargo, the Fargo way. Yeah.

I'll do the snatch thing by just feeding them the pigs. Oh, nice. Or the animal thing, went through and watched that one not too long ago. Oh, yeah. Is it like a Terace thing? What's going on here? It's crazy ball. Yeah, not kooky ball, crazy ball.

I like the fact that she's like the best, worst. character in the film. Yeah. I think your people's like enjoyment of this movie definitely comes down to this character. She's like awesome and annoying at the same time. Yeah, couldn't put it any better, Phil. I relate to that.

The actor that plays the dead, he's been in other movies from the director, right? Yeah, well, he's also a member of Astron 6 as well. Like, I think he started and directed the editor from what I remember. That would make sense. Okay. All right. Got a little more comfortable.

There goes that hole in the ground. But I love that, you know, as kids, no phones, you're bored of shit. Hey, let's dig a hole. Sure. And also, this was around the time, like, even when I was a kid, like, you could go out all day with your friends and not even come home until, like, later that night. and your parents feel like, you know, whatever. Make sure you just home by dinner time. My rule was to be home when the street lights came on.

Yeah. We didn't have that rule up here since. Oh, yeah, I've got the northern lights, don't you? The sun stays up pretty late in the summer. Coming home at 2 a.m. and it's still full bright? Yeah. Is that a church or something? Yeah

Oh, the crack addicts It's because they had They had too much of 24 hour sunlight That's what happens to you If you live in a place that has 24 hours of sunlight I can't imagine how it wouldn't drive you insane What day is it? I don't have any idea

How would you say buddy Uh-oh. Look how this guy is not deterred by it, that's something that looks like it's psycho-gorman, just walks into that shit. You're just looking for math or crack or something. We've already killed one asshole tonight. Yes. Because they had to get that BCR somehow. I bet he smells awesome.

Your flesh is unalden weak. Perhaps in few millennia you will make worthy adversaries. Not today. Oh! Yes. It's very juicy. That's when you go, okay, I'm definitely watching this movie. It's kind of like what I love about this movie.

It's basically like an episode. to Power Rangers, but with tons more blood. Yeah. Just a little bit. Hey, man. Please. That's not a lot. It's actually a pretty good description.

This is why you shouldn't see your like VCRs for crack. Damn it, we have to refill that hole again. Yeah, the hole's back. The ground sunk in. This is a really big hole. They need some maintenance on that. fence. I'm trying to remember

like, I'm trying to remember if like the film is also like set in the 80s because there's nothing so far in this movie that makes it feel like, oh, it's said in modern times. Sure. Yeah. Very 80s. I think they kind of went with the

you kind of figure out on your own. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's definitely the way to do it. Like, look at that kid's shirt. That's got to be 80s, right? Some whino. That is definitely a kid's 80s polo show. Hey, Philip, is there any way you can add the subtitles?

I couldn't find them on here, but let me check. Okay, all right. Yeah, we don't want to start it over, right? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Damn it, Lance. God damn it. Damn it, Lance, you broke it.

Fuck. Shit. This was your plan all along, Lance. Oh, don't worry. The movie's still going. Maybe when we go back, we'll do it too-by style and give a time-stamp. Yeah. Oh, I got to quit clicking on shit.

I'm sorry. All right. We'll just get rid of that idea. I think it's still rolling even if, like, you are on this screen. Because you can still hear the, the sounds in the background. So we're still in real time. Yes.

Is your mouse stuck Phillip or what? Yeah. Of course. It's because, all right. See, this is why I pretty much destroyed the podcast by being on it. Oh, my.

Not true. Okay, 11 minutes and 13 seconds, but I think it's just still rolling. Yeah. Yeah, that's, So you don't want to piss off. Yeah. Should I turn it up a little more or are we good?

Yeah, maybe that might be a better idea. Yeah, just turn it up a little bit. Okay. This is amateur hour. Hey, this is like a regular Tooby Tuesday episode today. We just need Professor Batch to show up and give us the strain of weed that he's smoking for the day. Yeah. Either that or that.

craved old Luis Lassar show up like the whole show that you did yes I also got believe I did that entire show we did that entire show in character didn't didn't slip up once me yes damn bitch I can't hear you I'm gonna kill you I like how basically she's like the pants in this proper rule and sister relationship and she's younger stop being such a wuss. Me, me. I've probably watched this movie

12 times with my five-year-old granddaughter. Oh, yeah? Loved it. I'd be curiously see how a five-year-old would take with this movie. They'd think, oh, this is like,

you know, a Power Rangers movie, and then all of a sudden heads get ripped off. She loves it, man. She's always asking for Psycho Gorman or Chuckie. She loves the Chuckie movies, so. Am I raising her right, Bid?

I would say yes I guess it depends on what her therapist says later I'm going to say it depends on which Chucky movies you're showing her you don't like it's showing all of them what's the one with Red Man or Method Man where they get disallowed Seed of Chucky

Yeah that's the one you not show her That's just that they're not supposed to see That's a really good effect Is he still a lot Look like it? Like in a web or something? Uh, the music. Oh, my God.

Man, that's what this one called me. He said, oh my God. He said, that's what... I like how basically, like, like, Psycho Gorbode is, like, the most... One of the most powerful beings in the universe, but if you don't...

But if someone could... has that crystal it pretty much like they are in control him so he's like checks and balances just like that yep checks and balances and you're gonna let go of my stupid wiener bro

right now my stupid bro although he's never met anyone as terrifying as Meebe in this movie no of course that's true even like Godzilla would be quakey in his feet

if he met Meeby So she's got like This cannot be So she's got like the same Overacting thing that drives me Fucking nuts Lulu Wilson But

She's doing it in a Like comedic way So yeah And I also And maybe also like Seeing that Given the type of movie that this is it This is big

that it's very over the top. Yeah. Like, the performance works for the film. Yeah. Like, if this was like a serious film, that would be a different story. Yeah. It's amazing.

It's amazing. It's amazing she's still helping him, putting him down at the same time. This, a small example of what I'm capable of, his eternal Paisy. He'll take his mind beyond the... I think it also because Stephen Kostanski, besides being a filmmaker, he's also... Oh! Oh, he fell apart. Sorry, man.

Thank you. Sorry, man. What were you saying about? Well, he's also a special effects guy, so basically like he did all these special effects of that himself. Like Tom Savini making. Yeah. But also, like, he directed The Void, and that movie's like a complete polar opposite of this movie. Yeah, I thought it was overly serious.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I am, though. I feel like I need to watch that one again. I do too. Because I didn't like it the first time. But I didn't like Stepbrothers the first time I watched it. Oh, come on.

Yeah. And now it's one of my favorites. Heartless cream. Oh, Rip Lord. How about Shadow Slammer? Even Mermaid. Shadow Slammer is a pretty good name, actually. She told him to jogging place.

Well, they figure out a cool type for it. Stop running and clop your hands. You know. I think my favorite thing about this whole movie is like every time like Meebys tells him everything he does. And basically he just, he does it anyway, but he's like just so pissed off that he's. And once I get out of this, I'm totally going to crush you. That looked like it was dubbed. I don't see how that's better than arched Duke of Nightmare.

Psycho Gorman. That's great. Ah, I kind of like the Archduke and nightmares. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. Not as good as Psycho and War, man, but. And I think that's also another thing to be that his nickname is PG, so it's probably also taking the piss out of like the PG rating as well.

I don't even think about that, but I think you're right, man. Mm. Because a movie like, this like a Power Rangers movie and all that would be rated PG so yeah who's there already geez what planet are you from guy guy so matter of factly who's there me crazy ball champion of the universe and the chivalryko goreman is a is a total mood in this movie two years of the pandemic. Pouting or a...

Pouting or... Pounding and also being pissed off with idiots. And you know, threatening the murder people. Exactly. And also, and threatening to destroy their entire planet. Of course. Do you think of like sprily cheeses and tacos? We should bring him some welcome goodies before we take him out on the town. What do you take him out on the town?

What? I gotta show him off. I'll be the coolest. See, this movie was great about it is pretty much like if a kid found like something like Psychogorbit and had the ability to control them, you would think, okay, they might do all this stuff. It's like, no, I'm just going to do stupid shit. It's clearly crazy. She's so fucking goofy, man. Jesus Christ. You said it's a Tourette's thing, Philip?

G, up the store my side. Is she having this vision? Oh, no, no. We go to the... Ah, okay, all right. The planet of PsychoGovina. Guy Gags. Planet Gygax.

Some great makeup effects. Oh, yeah. That's amazing. So Power Rangers, right? Yeah, well, I was going to say it's like a mixture of Power Rangers or even stuff from like some of the stuff you would see out of Japan, like Super Sentai and, uh, Yeah, other alien, like, preacher shows and all that.

Even a little bit of Doctor Who mixed. Oh, yeah. That I find quite preposterous, I must say. That's right. Enough. Our mistake is more useful to that demon. Instead of wiping him from the galaxy forever. I don't think she can even see with those things covering your eyes.

Brian, I'm going to say right now this movie's better than and beast. Her eyes were down there. Stop staring at her wings. It's time to enact justice through the Templar Cone. They made their choice. There will be no trial for that

abomination. The only verdict is aimed to die by my hand. They should have got like Tilda Swinton into this role. Tilda Swin. Yeah, I could see that. Yeah. She would have totally been dead if they asked

and voice that character. They probably needed a much bigger budget. Well, yeah. I mean, I don't know what the budget, let me find out what the budget of this movie. Although she did do that horrible vampire, or zombie movie with Adam Driver in it.

What was that? What was that? The dead don't die. Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. I wanted that. It's so good and it wasn't. See, you know what?

In hindsight, I should have picked that movie because I think that movie's hilarious. Oh, God. I was laughing my ass off in the cinema. See, and maybe I need to watch that one. again too because I just wanted it to be better than it was. I think it's because my sense of humor is very dry and I'm like that's it. That's beyond dry, dude.

That's like, yeah, mummy, mummified. Yeah. Never forget that it was we, the Templars, that cleansed your world of the Dark One's scourge. It was the will of the gods that saved you, and they can just as easily have you all wiped from resistance. Remember this. I like how silly this movie can be, like all these scenes are played pretty straight. Yeah.

I guess. Bring me one of these human things. Well, the Psycho-Gorman is the best character in the movie for sure. Oh yeah. They're all pretty cool, though. Because he's like, he's like, he's like the one. He's sort of like the rational one that's caught in the mixture of a bunch of crazy people. Yeah.

And he just wants to destroy all of them. Yeah. So you see, Psycho Corbyn is the most relatable character in this movie. The love of heaven will always distinguish the darkness of evil. Oh, that's gross. Brian, what are your thoughts? What are your thoughts on the scene, right? Oddly sexual right there.

Oh, but. I like how basically that one character is like trying to cover the little, uh, the skeleton in the little jar. That was great. It's touches like that I find hilarious. Back in the old days, we were. the old days when you had to carry around like TVs that were like the shape of boxes. Yeah, that also

kind of makes it feel like a throwback, right? Yeah, for sure. Actually, you know what? Thinking about it now, like, I could definitely see this film being set in the 80s, but I can see it being set in the 90s. Yeah. Well, yeah, let's watch the cars

and stuff, right? See if they have any electric cars show up or anything? Well, that late early 90s era, I think. Oh, all right? Look, they got the built-in VCR. That had to be early 90s. Oh, that's right. You're doing some detective work there.

I fucking had one of those TVs. Philip Hempstead. I'm detective. Nice truck. Simmer down now. I like when you basically just look at PsychoGorban's eyes. Every time he sees me, me, you can definitely see, like, his just so, ugh. She's back.

She's back. She's back. And I can't kill her. Philip, Phillips looked at Eid when Lulu, Lulu Wilson, she would show up in another or movie. I'm going to tear her little arms off. I do not care of what. Humky boys.

I love that line. I do not care for hunky boys. Yes. And he's like, maybe. Or do I? Do not like greenie? eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam. I am. Luke, ask again. Can I ask you something?

What? What are you? Yeah, he is a total mood. I think anyone who watches this movie can relate to Psycho. God, but of the plot of a million dead memories. And of course, he's like play by... The planet Gidex, a world light years from your own. My entire existence. This reminds me of the Terminator.

Like when they show the Terminator planet seats. Yep. In the future. That's why we had to come back and save you, John Connor. But way better, dude. Look at these sets in the costume. I know. This took a lot of fucking work.

I mean, they're probably miniature. Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, like, yeah, they're old. Yeah, they're all miniatures or like, I'm trying to find out what exactly the budget of this movie was. Okay, so according to IMDB, the budget for this movie was $1.5 million Canadian. Not bad. They get their money's worth. I probably spent a lot of it on costume design and sets. Oh, yeah, but I think being that Stephen Kostanski is also a special effects guy, He probably, like, he probably did a lot of these effects himself, so the budget probably was, like, didn't cost that much.

Rather than hiring out as special effects or make-up crews for it. Yeah. I discovered an artifact thought to be lost forever, forged by ancient... And stop motion. Yeah, a little start motion in time. Yeah. I like it. The gym of Paraxidike.

The Matrix of leadership. and old makes sense that they go with the age old tradition of slimy puppets because they look more real I would destroy the templars and anyone else that stood against me and did you ever watch the dark crystal series on Netflix that didn't watch the series but I seen the the movie a bunch of times as a kid I heard the series was pretty good, but I think it only went one season, didn't it? Yeah. I think it got canceled.

Yeah, that was back in the early days with Netflix only, like, canceled a few things. Yes, that's right. But now they cancel everything off the two. It's two seasons and canceled. See, that's good, C.G. I fire, Brian. Actually, had me believing that was fires. I mean, the real fire right there? Yeah, I guess it is.

fire it looks real. But I didn't stop there. It was clear that my thirst for death would only be satiated by some more like special effects there. Oh, some more Oh, this is some kind of Bram Stoker's Dracula

shit. Yes, that's just true. And imprisoned by the Templars and their planetary alliance. No question. They stole the gem and with it. I basically, it's like, it's like a Gore band is meant to be like

the good guy because like he was enslaved and decides to take vengeance on the bad guys but the dude goes on a massive genocide it kills everything and everyone he had a lot of scores to settle yeah to this day i do not understand how such weak-minded insects could defeat the greatest power in the galaxy and they won't even list Is that a real cartoon deed or is that something you think that he did? I think that's something like they probably created for the film, Zach Carter. Kind of look like Thundercats or something. I was on the Thundercat soccer team when I was a kid.

Were you snarf? No, I played for all of about three weeks and I was like five years old and I was like, this is such a stupid game all we do is run and i quit now you've got uh beckham buying teams in miami and messy scoring and four hundred and forty dollar average seats at the soccer games so still the most of the fourth the world does not mean it doesn't suck Give me some baseball and football any day. You must obtain the gym. Uh-oh, the TV's bleeding again.

Mom. That ain't cranberry sauce. So, B, do you think Louise might swing by? She might, but only if... I have red wine. Red white, eh? I don't know. She could be around.

Hold on, I'll just chat. Did somebody say Louise Latsa? Hello, everyone. Wait a second. This isn't the Tooby Tuesdays podcast. Where am I? Brian, let Louise know where she is.

The horror returns. Oh, yes, yes, yes. I heard about you guys. Watch my movie back last year, and you got confused which were my two sons in that movie. It's easy to do. exactly because I mean as a woman of culture it's very hard sometimes because you know I got to drink

my red wine and also watch this psycho gorman movie I mean it's no mortal combat but that's beside the point but you know at the moment I'm just going to make sure my sons they don't get up in any trouble and they don't do any murders just say yeah we don't want that are you vacuuming louise oh you know honey I'm always vacuuming all the time and all Also, I got to eat my pumpkin pie and drink my red wine and also just enjoy my honey bunch Craven on the Toopi Tuesdays podcast. But anyways, though, I'm going to get going because I know I'm on the wrong show. And I know what I interrupt you because your audience is probably going to get confused, just like me. So I'll talk to you all later. Bye.

Well, I did not expect Louise actually pop up on this show. She swam pie. Yeah, she swung by, so that's the first. She's a swinger. As a handsome woman. Yeah, that's definitely an old lawnmower. Yes. Is he naked?

He could be. It's a good point. Well, that's the thing, though. It's not like he's wearing body arm already. I mean, yeah. But that's all of his skin, so technically he is naked. I guess so. This reminds me of an ancient torture technique I learned from the worms of Janus many moons ago.

No, it's weird now. I don't care about your stupid... Unless they can make Alice just drop things to your freaking don't. I once use my dark magic to help the warlord of Zatonia seduce the moon princess. I can do the same for you if you He kind of sounds like the voice. He kind of sounds like Wishmaster. Yeah, a little bit.

As you wish. Maybe there's a little shout out there. Yes. Your wish is my... Ha, ha, ha. Did you see that coming? I definitely did not. But then again, I should expect a movie like this to go there.

And also, the guy who plays the dad, almost looks like Bob Odenkirt. It's freaking out. A little bit, yeah. He's somebody. I swear to God I've seen him before. He's somebody.

It's Bob Odenkirk's lazy brother. Probably. He's Bob Odenkirt's Canadian equivalent. Okay, wait a minute. I think the refrigerator gave it away. Uh-oh. It must be the time detective here.

Uh, was it Chrome? Thousands, yeah. If it was silver, it's got to be... Man, I don't know. That sounds more 2000. Sounds like it, right? Come on. This can't be $2,000.

What the hell are you doing? Cell phones are big. Oh, yeah, the kids would be playing on the cell phone. He told me be weird. Yeah. It would literally be the movie. That's an order. Um, mom.

Dad, I watched him. I'm dad. You better do exactly what I say, or I'll have Psycho Gordon kill you. He's naked. He's just going to fuck you until you die. Oh, Jesus Christ. That was a little much. I'm sorry.

So you did see, Phil, you canceled the podcast now. This can never go on YouTube now. You got to keep it PG. Exactly. Like Psycho Gordon. Exactly. Maybe PG. You won't.

Yes. You're allowed one F-bom. Well, that is true. Every Marvel. Actually, you know what? They should make a sequel to this movie and actually call up TG. That was great. And Mimi's 13 years old.

Exactly. She totally has gone evil now. She's laughing benignically. Well, sure. Music montage. Yeah. And he knows how to play the drums and the And that kid's down like a braid with tentacles.

See, like, I can see where you hate this chick, but I kind of love her. I love her too. I think she's great, but I can definitely see why some people would find her annoying. In the midnight hour, more, more, more. That's a cover kai action, right? She's a yellow boat. that kid died fuck that bitch

I love it that one person on that street was concerned I love whether we're doing like a close by montage in a film like this a lot of shoutouts in this yes it's a time

it's like a signal it's like a signal this other night section Like Alps. Yes. I mean, Alth needed more like him, like, using laser eyes to, like, blow people up. Well, yeah. Oh.

It's not my TV. It costs me 100. Flat screen TV. I don't know because it, I don't think it is. I don't think it is. I don't think it's pretty thick. Yeah. It looks like a mid-90s era of flat-sweet TV.

Yeah. Yeah. Like a mid to, or even early 2000s TV. Maybe almost. Yeah. Those fucking brains sitting outside like Jane Silent Bob. Trying to sell. The brain's gonna deal weed.

This is your braid on drugs. Let's his pickup line. Yes. I wish my face could do that. What do you mean back at home, PG? Food is not only for sustenance back on Guy Gax. It's part of an honor code. To be eaten is considered a warrior's death.

I like how careful. Now he sounds like a cling on. Today is a good day to die. Yeah, we still wouldn't want to get eaten. Honestly, like, I think that would be the worst way to die is to be eaten alive by an animal. For sure. Like a shark or a crocodile or something like that, or even a lion. Well, yeah.

Or bear. I was going to. See, like the Revenant. If something was going to kill me, I would hope it would be a bear because then it would be over relatively quickly. Well, maybe. Maybe one. I don't know. I mean, have you guys ever seen that movie Backcountry?

Yes. That bear attack seat is one of the most terrifying things. It is terrifying. Yeah, I think we had Desmond on for that show, didn't I remember? Yeah. It was like Canadian horror or something like that. Yeah. That movie saw The Reven and it was like,

Hold My Beer or Hold My Bear, I should say. Yeah, exactly. Hold my Foster's Lager. It's all right. I feel like it would still all have. Where did that accent come from? Lance, I'm offended by that accent. That was worse than Quentin Tarantino's and Django Unchained.

Oh, God. Okay. All the guys from Pacific Rim. I feel like with the bear, though, it would happen so fast. I would really have time to figure out what's going on before you're just dead. Man. Ask Leonardo. That seemed to last an hour and a half. Well, he was still trying to survive.

Right. Like dead. Yeah. I wonder if the scene is meant to be like a homage to Fantasm. Oh, I'm sure. Boy. I mean, he does say boy, so it's probably an obvious homage. Don't you think, Brian?

Yeah. I mean, there's no odd sex scene. Odd sex scene where the woman turns into the tall man. How long before others learn of my awakening and invade this quiet tall man, goleman. There you go. Uh-oh. The connections. Yes.

Help me now. Well, see, and they save some money there. Those are just like dudes and hoodies with masks. Yeah, I was going to say, have I liked watching something for my other podcast, Bates and Living Dead because there are zombies in this movie now. great. I see the way she treats you. These small torments are just the beginning. How long before she put him? Maybe if I convince the brother to get the stone, then I can no longer be under Mimi's power. The brother that he hasn't called him by his name yet.

No, this is the only way. Give me the gems so we can both be free of her madness. I like how this movie basically This makes me to be out the most terrified person in the whole course Yeah Because nothing's more terrified than a little girl But also incredibly stupid And as someone who has like a Two near three-year-old days

I can definitely tell you that is very true Yeah Yeah my daughter is dead But terrifying world we'd be in fucking trouble. Oh, yeah. Yes. Nuclear war everywhere, right?

Uh-oh. Sort of trade. I'm not how that Bride's parents feel about him being a bright. Yeah. Is he smarter now? I guess. I mean, it's... Now he looks like guys in Jurassic Park.

I was going to say he looks like Sam Neal and Jurassic Park at that. out. Definitely. A lot of the switch room. What happens when two balls are like

Go ahead. No, you go ahead. I was going to say this looks like one of my youngest daughter and my niece is trying to explain like a TikTok trend or something. Oh yeah. I'm not getting it.

Like I'm going to destroy everyone. I don't know what's going on to you. That's a bit. It's the same for me too. They can explain a whole. hour of it, but I'll still won't get it. And also the cops finally show up. Get away from the kid!

You think they would have shut up when he murdered that kid on the side of the street? Among other things. I don't think that guy is up to rigs. That's good to say, man. Oh, Canadian cops. It seems like Canadian cops are also shoot first, ask questions later. Oh no! Tadapap.

Yikes. Chated first and dead arresting. I was expected something a bit more impressive. Take his course in. Who am I? Let me show you law dealer. Kind of reminded me of that scene from Event Horizon. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Speaking of safety. I am your master now. Oh, God. That is awesome. To your people, darkness has fallen. Resist the eclipse of my power again, and I will not show you the mercy I've shown you. He also kind of, like, up the back top, looks like melting time.

Oh. I'm not showing you the mercy. Another contestant for your game of nonsense. Dude, great. The costumes. Oh, no. You think you could pick every movie reference in this film feed? Oh, yeah, I probably could.

I mean, I've already seen, like, a few so far. That was video drum, wasn't it, with the gun? Oh, yeah. Yeah, with the gun, yeah. Oh, yeah. Sam Neal and Videodrome. The Braids like, yeah, I'm out of here. See you later.

He's leaving a little brain, brain fluid trail. Yes. He's got back to this kind of acting like Jim Carrey or something. Just what? Do you think I'll ever be normal again? Probably not. She pulled her hand back. Well, that's Vegas.

Like Brian said before. What adds to these costumes is putting a bit of slime in that over. I mean, just makes it look believable. Beautiful blob. Lucky boy. Lucky guys, I'm going home. Yep. Like Cartman.

Yeah. I don't know why. It's like a guy old costume just slays me. I know. Because literally it would have to be like they put the makeup and everything on and then they have to put clothes over him as well. It's probably not hard for him to get into character. Oh, no.

I mean, if I had to get up like early in the morning to put on like hours upon hours of makeup, I probably would be pissed off around the rest of the day. So the actor is able to use that for the character. Makes sense. Because he already wants to murder everybody. Exactly. Yeah, no, not. No, not exactly. Love is a happy feeling towards somebody you care about.

You feel complete. Nope. Nope. He can't even kill himself. His anger and hate. Everybody, PG. Love is for losers. Oh, yeah? Maybe he's got it all figured out. Yes.

Mark, kid. We're just friends that are going to get married and be together forever. If I love, like mom and dad do. P.G., I don't have to worry that's making money. Kill him, please. We're not in love. We're just going to get married and hate each other. She just played this way too well.

Yeah, it's great, man. I don't know where they found her, but Jesus Christ. Yeah, I would have thought you. She kind of reminds me of the actress from the Black Phone. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I could see that. The only one that had any intelligence in that movie? Yeah.

And also like, like she's just going, a hundred and ten percent with that performance yeah ah spangloan like uh ghostbuses yeah another shout out so yeah your partner was killed oh i'm sorry go ahead i was gonna say his partner has now been turned into some kind of zombie creature and like let's have some cake instead surprised they didn't have donuts yes the only other thing she's been in is a small Uncritant role with five bark and looks of blood on Twitter. Okay. But she does have three things coming up.

One in development called Street Street. Maybe a Halloween thing. I don't know. And then Soul Jumpers. She plays Evey. And then an untitled Lemberto Bava, Geretta, Goreta, project. Does that mean anything to feed?

Well, Goretta, Goretta is in demons. And also, uh, Shopping. dark so I don't know she is. Rosemary from team. Yeah. That's going to be interesting. Hmm. I must find him.

Give me everything. Is some seriously hippie cops? Yes. Yes. They're both. These woods forever. Cweed and mushrooms are legal all over Canada, so you know, make sense. I don't think they'd carry guns.

like that though. They think they just cops saying make love not for him. He's all sparkly in the sunlight. Uh-huh. I think. He's what? He's all sparkly in the sunlight. Like a twilight thing? Welcome back to the land of the living

master. He looks like something out of the Lord of the Rates. Yeah, for sure. We came as soon as we could, my lord. Or the green knight. Now this is where the Power Rangers thing really comes in. Oh yeah.

In the overdrive? Why don't you introduce us? Don't look very friendly. Oh, it's mama. It's Lou. The zombie cop back here is killing me. The whole thing, man. It couldn't even blow his brain down. He has the gem of Piraxedike.

Don't worry. She doesn't know how to use it. the guy in the background with the sword that guy's ready yes he a robot it looks like doctor who big time here you fool why would we do that excuse me we like things the way they are now Is that Japanese? Not sure. We're quite content with running the fifth moon of Gygax ourselves. Sharing the duties equally.

We take turns as the appointed leader so everyone gets a venture. I like how these guys pretty much like, well, we just wanted democracy and... Yes. Psycho Gorb is like, no, I want to run it all. Orbit is a dictator. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. That's why he's the bad guy. Yes. Or is he? Or is he? Except for you. He started off good there.

See, you even die here or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Ah, okay. I look, there's a golden robot bird on his shoulder, Clash of the Titans. See, I'm picking up all the... these references. Yeah. Yeah. Has that steam pump looked to it, right? Your shared crown is nothing but a symbol of your own incalbentance. Then we will trade this crown for one made from your shattered skull.

Big words. What? No. What are I? You told them to kill me! I'm gonna kill you instead. Oh boy. Uh-oh, don't kiss off Mimi.

The wrath of Mimi. Yes. He drops his head. This was even parroting movies that hadn't come out yet. Yes. That's how far ahead of its time it is. He just squirts with blood. That seems like a really not.

good fighting technique and I like how it's basically like shows it from their point of view the kids and they realize this is a lay fight the zombie cop is involved too apologize I'm sorry not good enough let's try this again but this time you got a really mean what's more with feeling it never apologizes it's a betrayal of everything I stand for I would die Scream for me. Fine. You don't want to give me a real apology?

That's your problem. Come on, Luke. Wait. I don't know if he got this from that live Iron Maiden album, but Bruce Dickinson was going, scream for me! Los Angeles scream for me! And then Andy comes out. Now is that so hard?

Go get him, dude. It's. It's orphan time. Oh, no, he ruined his Sam Neal cosplay. He's archduke of nightmares, Brian. The title is back. Not these four aliens, they only have one day left to retirement.

Right. Oh, uh. One day left to retirement. Especially that. that's off-y-cop right yep getting too old for this shit I'm getting too old for this shit oh no you're not gonna take off my head face to my magic witch masses no way ladies see that is very Japanese right I think it is I think so too

his language is probably a mixture. That would make sense. And the cough is basically like deflated. That kind of looks like the predator. It kind of does. Here, have a flower. Predator, so give you all rose. I have no idea why.

She's taken it all in stride. Look into the pool and see the horror that dwells in sight. Nietzsche, he stared to the abyss. appears to this stays in tears back yes this movie is just so demented it's crazy man oh with eyeballs i love it man the effects are awesome i think power ranges this needed more faces being pull it off the king of fear well they may be on the temple as will find you and throw you back in your dark prison forever despite being a gibbering idiot

so i will give you a warrior's death uh-uh no please A lot of warriors death. The horrors you just witnessed cannot be unseen. The horrors you just witnessed? ... carry this until it consumes your miserable death. Cool. Yes.

It's time to rest. He's got a food coma. I'm dying. Looks like it. Of course. They must have saved my blood from the battle with the zonekeepers. and curse their blades with it. Clever move, dark scream.

We can't move from ourselves. We need to go for help. Dengis. I think a Denghis need to come back into the vernacular. That's an Australian term, isn't it? Dengis? I don't think so. That's Dingo.

No, Dingo. Like, let me find out. Is Dingis? shillian. Sure it is, man. I just want to get to Google. It just says, if you get the search engine, it says, Dingo ate by Taco.

What's with all the paintings in the background that are lopsided? And Bob Odenkirk here. Yes. I can't unsee it now. I hate how you will find any excuse you can not to go to work, help the kids do anything. What is that guy's name? Adam Brooks. Yeah, Adam Brooks.

I don't do a damn thing, huh? Yeah, he, like I said before, he directed the editor, the Astron Sixth film, but he was also the lead in that film as well. The editor, you got to check that out. Is that on Shudder? Yeah, it's like, I don't know if it's on Shudder, but I know it's like a, like their homage and spoof of Gialo films. Wasn't it like dubbed on purpose?

Yeah, it was, yeah. Like, it's all the actors doing the voices themselves, It's just like done reason. Guess where it's at, me. Let me guess. I'll give you two guesses. To be here. You realize like even though I'm here, I'm here to collect all the money, you guys.

Luckily he was sitting in the right spot when all that was happening. Of course. What a coincidence. You didn't get a chance to wipe. That bathroom's going to go. unless. Is that a shout-up to Max Headroom? Are you?

I don't know. I mean, I have never seen Max Headroom. I know of it, but I've never seen the seeing you problem. Oh, there we go. Go to solve that Pascat mode until you reach the second set of life. Go! That one last one last one is really what. It's like that sketch at a Saturday Night Live, the Californians, where they like describe how to get somewhere with all the directions.

I'm sorry, PG. You should be. This is all you're doing. Could you move over and make room for my wagon, please? He has to make room for the wagon. Thank you. You think I'm lazy, PG? No comment.

No comment. Like I said, like, like, a gorgon. is a total mood. And that head's still rolling. I've escaped to fight another team. Oh, God. Uh-oh. Ah!

Oh! Indeed, it wasn't the Wish Master. It's the witch master. Yes. He was pretty gross looking anyway, getting squeezed down. Improvement. Now it's a road trip movie. Uh-oh.

Holiday, bro. Oh, oh. She needs to I like this chick. I like a style. Yes. I see you've come to cleanse the universe of me once again. Immaculate timing is always.

Drop the disguise and show these humans the face they will bow to once you enslave. Oh, that's the one that's in the armor, right? On the guy, yeah. Okay. Wow. That ought to go well. Just do what she says, child. I will not ask you again.

Tilda Swinton. You can definitely tell she was dumped right there. Yeah, I think I read the one in the costumes is a totally different actress. Oh, really? Yeah. Just to get you on your toes. I think they said she's in the movie.

She plays the, I think the kid that turned into a brain. I think she has a. another role as the mom. Oh, okay. Oh! Makes sense. Dural film making, Greg. It doesn't make it work.

Not the band. Yeah, Greg. Yeah, Greg. Beat up that overlord of the universe. He's got to get going because he needs to go to the barboat and Kirk look a lot like convention. Well, after his little snark to his wife, he probably had to... Yeah.

She was totally... She was gonna totally divorce him after that comment. There's a lot of coming back from that anyway. Nope. It definitely takes a while, some healing. This beast will consume all the light in the universe if we don't stop him. Okay, so what... Well, that's an interesting fee because basically, like, the villain here,

they want to, she wants to take over the universe, but also Psychogorbit wants to take over the universe. So it's kind of a lose this situation. By the way. I've got my life slipping away. He looks so adorable being wrapped up in that blanket. I'm going to make sure he's nice and cozy. Yes. You got to give me the gem.

Once it's in my possession, I will regain my strength. And I promise I will not enslave you. Maybe possibly. Oh, absolutely not. No, he won't enslave her. He's just going to rip her arms off. Bring me the hunky boys It's a bad episode of Better Call Saul, huh?

I mean, I haven't seen Better Call Saul yet, but I can imagine it would be even better if there was like intergalactic aliens and get it. Absolutely. For a fact, you've never been scared of anything in your life. That's true. I know I'm not a good dad or a smart dad. He's a lazy dad.

This is the speech, the heartfelt speech. Yes. A weird guy in a van outside my school. Asked if I wanted to see his baseball cards. Yes. The back of his van showed me his giant collection. That is a good joke. You think like, oh no, this dude in the back of the van is a friend.

It's like, no, he's like legit wants to show the, show him his baseball cards. At least that's how he remembers it. Well, that is true. Shots. Your partner made a very poor choice. Let's take a shot. Look I had these in Vegas. That's not an ordinary shot.

My mistake is living. It was selfish of me to want him to suffer forever. I won't make that mistake again. Drink it. I can't not here. Tell the sweat. I'm just going to imagine it is Tilda Swittening on this front. Yeah, sure.

Let them into glass apple board give you a glass for you to drink. Yeah, drink, proper. Is the glass half full or half empty? The final battle has begun. The fate of the universe rests in Pandora's hands. And what if she fails? Then there will be no stopping him. She is our last hope.

Stop hopping. these blues. For everyone. Yeah, that character's 100% Doctor Who. Yes. There's a lot of like

later. How did we get to this in this movie? Dear God, please give my... Russell Crow is going to show up.

Exercise. big decision to make what shade should i wear i'm going to wear the zebra ones and i've been talking to you oh god she's the antichrist she literally is yeah that might not go over he is he is the antichrist this tv won't it would totally make sense the person who's going to destroy the entire universe is a little girl Because you're more terrified than me.

Right? He's got to keep him in check. Exactly. Wait, what about telling him not to kill everybody else on the planet? Uh, yeah, sure. No, it was just oops. She's never going to ask. Uh, yeah, sure, not kill everyone on the planet, that's right.

You got to cost to me either. Just walk away, child. She drank the intergalactic gym and jim. juice. It was the intergalactic Kool-Aid. No, my family is safe. That's the deal. He's got some crazy mushrooms in it. Indeed. Nobody tells me what to do.

The Vegas shots. Yes. Not him. Not Bob Odenk. Not the president. Not Aga. That's a good parenting, honey. Yeah.

I got to learn through the course of this movie. Just don't piss off maybe. Yes. Susan. Think about what you're doing here. Hey. I just got to get up and defeat the bad guys again. Back to thousands of warriors.

I like the music. Yes. And I believe the galaxy warned a bright future built on the law. He basically just gave the guy, the composer. He said, here's a keyboard. and here's the sheet of acid.

Knock yourself out. You guys ever seen a Turbo Kid? No. Yeah. Yeah. Love it. Love it. I would still. You got to watch that one, Phil. If you stop right now.

Bill, you'd never see Turbo Kid? No. I love this soundtrack thing that they got going. Oh, man. That's probably could do a future episode. Yeah, I was going to say you could probably do Turbo Kid and this film. there's a double feature. That's sense.

Please, don't. I've been doing a lot of thinking, Frank. The TV's still bleeding. I think you're the cause of all that was in my life. 2015, that movie wasn't as long ago as I thought it was. See, Turbo Kit because of the look, I assumed it was a 90s film. I'll jump on time. Can you get a gem?

Don't make you use this, bro. Bill. It's just like Dad said. People are the real monsters. You're one of them. It's a remake of a six-minute short called T is for Turbo, Brian.

Oh, nice. Yeah, that was, um, I think that moot, like, T-Is-for-T-Is-for-Tubo was made for the ABCs of Love and Death, but it wasn't chosen for it. Oh. Did they do that toilet one instead?

Yeah. I think that was chosen. Oh, God. Yeah, they chose that one instead and then the makers behind Tobacco Kid decided to just expand that short into a film. Yeah, that, that, that toilet one was rough. That was the rough one. It was big for that because it was the, uh, they needed something animated for the movie. Makes sense.

We'll decide the contest. Uh-oh. Here we go. Yep. Yes. Crazy bowl. will be team suck. You two plus me, team hero. If team hero wins, we get the gem. And if team suck wins, you can have PG. Got it? Could you explain the switcheroo part again? Nope. Should have paid attentions. Okay, chumps. Let's do this.

I like how basically the crux of this movie, like the, how to say the, when it comes to the balance of the universe is a game of crazy. ball. Why not? Where she makes the rules. Yes. To her advantage. That was good timing. See, this is why music makes everything better. Yes.

Because if you were watching without music, it would be like those guys back at the, on that planet. Oh, for fuck sake. For fuck sake. Damn, Dad. Dad's got some ninja booms. I was going to say he's doing backflips and sub-assaults.

He's not wearing his wrist brace anymore. 66 points. One more point and team suck wins. Dream on, backstabber. This is for the time you made me eat my own sandcastle. I was helping you. Have to dig a big hole? Haslis worked.

Uh-oh. The killing blow. If they get the Switcheroo, the win. Actually, they are right. This game is complete nonsense. Even I don't know what's going on. Yeah, it's fun to watch, sir, right? Yes. Lifting him right off his feet with that one. That's quite a nut punch.

That's why you don't fuck with me. Oh, the rest. Oh, he did have his wrist brace on. Ouch! Didn't do it much good, did it? No, give me the good. You're always so mean to me and I just wish that you would say you were sorry for once.

Not gonna happen, kid. Yeah, maybe it seems like the type of character who would never say sorry about anything. Remember, he made a joke about that earlier. He said, we never apologize or something like that. Yeah. And now it's a musical. I'm loving it then, Brian, Arna.

That's why it was in your top five. That's right. This movie went from being a high score for Brian down to a one score. Yeah. Sing along. Thinking about leaving right now. Guys, we're in a fight over here. Can you stop singing?

It's just like a regular musical beat. They don't stop singing for anything. Exactly. They get the slow motion of throwing the song. Yes I have bestowed upon you Oh, no, she's all Blimey

She's slimy And the funny thing is Like those like angel robot things They're not the least slimyest creatures in the movie Yeah Exactly

In armor Can you drive Their slime is on the inside Ah That's the art That's the armour Uh-oh You're toast now

You big metal moron Mm Uh-oh Power is restored. How can you expect to defeat my holy blade? You are defenseless against me. Then I'll make my own. Whoa! He sound like ready.

And I'll make my own. I'll just take you piece by piece. I mean, it's cool that he's basically making his own sword out of bits and pieces of it, but I'm pretty sure... She is dead. That's that point. Seems like you get a killer in that whole process. Exactly. I come at you with my flesh sword.

Intestines don't seem very sharp. I know. Not going to say it, but I have something to tell you. Warming scene. Yes. At the end of the day, this is a baby about a relationship between a brother and sister. Queue the Hallmark Channel music. Exactly

We need like at least another couple sequels of this movie Hunky boys or PG-13 Now he's even more pissed than before Those were his favorite magazines Oh yeah He hides them out in the woods I have no idea what you've done The universe as you know it is finished

Uh-oh Wow we'll take our chances. Finish me nameless one. Get this over with so that I can be at peace. There will never be peace for you. I've been to the afterworld and it's a place

where fools like you suffer the worst. And my name is Psycho-Gorman. Yes. The legend is born. He said the thing. He said the title of the boot.

It's only fitting I give you a war. His death. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Not a warrior's death. I like body to be no. I like basically like the worst, like you'd think, oh, having a warrior's death that's that feels honorable and like a good way to die.

But in the world of this movie, nope, that's the worst way to die. I want to eat you feet first. Exactly. In your heads. the last part. Actually, Freddy, Freddie did do that in one of the nightmare movies, didn't he? I think so, yeah.

He did that in the third one, I think. Three Warriors? Yeah. Is that when he was like the worm? Yes, the worm. Yes. Big worm, big perm. And I will spare your lives.

That's when Freddie said, you better have my money or my bud. Need it anymore. For the first time in centuries I feel. a whole. Thanks to your family, I now know the true power comes from within. The less love. Yes, that is the lesson of this movie. Goodbye, Mimi. Goodbye, Greg and Susan. It's time for me to take this new found power and use it to destroy the power. The power was inside

him all along. All along. What happened to that poor brain kid? Are you guys? There's even a rainbow in the back. back. Did somebody say Rebels? That's woke. No, heartwarming theme from Psycho Gordon. Excuse me, I'm about to go

destroy the rest of the planet. That's why there's no secret. Yes. See, maybe he should have just said, like, if you destroy every other planet up in the Nows. Sure. Or just the rest of our planet, just not our little town or whatever.

Yeah. A hospital. Did she have a stroke or what? Oh no, because he's arms. Yeah, his arms still all crooked is ill. Oh, God. You got to get that done. The love theme from Psycho Gorman.

Yes. Nothing bad will happen from here. Meanwhile, Purple giant. Yes. That's all? Confirmed. He's no-

good point. Oh, there he is. A little brain guy. Yes. I think Fadoss and Psycho Gorman should like I think that's supposed

to be the actress. That's kind of what I was thinking. I don't like how the parents are like our sons are brave with tentacles now. It's all good. That's cool. How is he supposed to eat? Does he just shove it in his pie hole or what?

I think so. Moving it around on the plate. Bob, that doesn't have a mouth by D. How am I supposed to eat? Oh, man. Psycho dorm, dude. Gonna have some MCT oil.

That's the Slipped brain turns. Ah. Well, you're going to have some hair metal in there. Pete, I would ask you what's going on at the Super Network. I can't talk about this battle. Yes. You can never stop the metal.

All right. You can never stop the metal. All right. Psycho Garman. Veed. What is going on at Super Network, man? You can't kill the metal. You can't kill the metal. Quite a lot of going on at the Super Network.

We just dropped our special third anniversary episode of the Tooby Tuesdays podcast. So that's all out there at the moment, which is on the 2022 horror film, Wolves of Walls, Street. Okay. Starring Eric Roberts. I think I'm messed up. It's a great, it's a great episode. And also, what's interesting is we let fate decide the movie we were doing for that

episode. Okay. So we put like a couple of movies on a wheel and then we just basically spotted and just let like fate decide what film we're going to do. And very soon, Marcy and I are going to be bringing back our Friday show. So like the King's Own podcast, oddsploit cast, and podcast. Podcasts of Horror and the Super Podcasts will be back on Fridays very soon. So stay tuned for all those.

Very nice, man. Well, thanks for being a patron. And for everyone listening, thanks for listening to another episode of the Horror Returns. You know where to find us, www.thehorrorreturns.com or email us at thehorrorreturns at gmail.com. Go into our Facebook group, like and subscribe or whatever. Hit those, what do they say? Smash those subscribe buttons. whatever?

I think Psycho Gorman would say that, right? So what's on for next week, Brian? I lost track here. I lost my notes. We are going to do the brand new, what is it, Talk to Me. Okay. And we're also going to do 2017s for Veronica.

Is that on Netflix? I think it is, right? Is it a Spanish movie? Oh, yes. Okay. Never seen it. Okay. That should be interesting,

that's a good excuse. You've seen it, Bid? Oh, yeah, I've seen both those movies, particularly talk to me. I think a few weeks ago, it's great stuff. Oh. I definitely look forward to hearing your thoughts on that one. Does it live up to the hype that I'm hearing? I would say it's like the greatest horror film you'll see this year,

but it's still a pretty good one. I'll say that. It's no Renfield. I mean, I'd say it's better than Redfield. field, but I would say it's like a top, like a five out of five movie. It's definitely, I think if I had to rate it like on your guys's score. I think it's like an eight out of ten for me. Not bad.

Okay. And it's a pretty strong Aussie horror film as well, so that makes it even better. Ah, there you go. So you guys actually get to see it early. Actually, no. Actually, no, because I think it opens around the same time here as it does over where you guys up, but we did have like early, like, screenings for it, like a few weeks ago, like special event screenings with the directors and all that.

So, yeah, so, but it's opening around the same time here as it is there. All right. So you got lucky and got seen early screening. Yes. Oh, well, my friend wasn't able to go, so he sent me the tickets for it. Not bad. Which made it even better. All right.

Well, Brian, can you take us out until the horror returns again? Good. night.