The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #387: Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers (1988) Commentary

Episode Date: October 26, 2023

This week, we are joined by Tavares, Sean, and Pedro to talk a little return of Michael Myers. Cool of the Week includes Super Mario Brothers Wonders, Never Hike Alone 2, Night of the Hunted, 90 Day Fiance, Shaky Shivers, Barbarian, Cobweb, and Fall of the House of Usher. The podcast spotlight shines on Corpses for Conversation. Thanks for listening! The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@thehorrorreturnspodcast3277 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR X: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= THR TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-horror-returns SK8ER Nez Podcast Network: https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c4166 E Society Spotify For Podcasters: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/esoc E Society YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A Music By: Steve Carleton Of The Geekz  

Regings victims, for those of you who delight and dread, who fantasize about fear, who glorify gore, welcome. You have found the place where the horror returns. Listeners beware. This podcast contains major plot spoilers. and the foulest of language. Join us in celebrating the old and the new, the best, and the worst in horror. Is it going to be a video game?

One of them. Starfield? Okay. We're listening. It's not Starfield. Though Starfield is awesome. It's Super Mario Brothers Wonders on the Nintendo. Wonders.

Yeah, Nintendo Switch. I have been playing a little Starfield, though. Pretty good games. Starfield is amazing. Yeah. It's amazing. And then my second goal of the week would be Saw 10. Oh, you like that, huh?

Yeah, I did. I thought it was pretty brutal. Yeah, Saw 10 or is it Saw X? I thought the last one was the 10th one. Yeah, let's go to Saw X. That's, yeah. Sure. Why not?

Just curiosity. See, Ness thought Ness thought it was the porn parody. He put on Facebook not what I was expecting. What was your cool of the week? What's your pull of the week, Ness? Nothing, I just been stuck at home still. I can't do anything.

Oh, come on, man. A lot of old old 70s and old 80s movies. That's all I've been doing. Like action or like Hammer Horror movies? Any anything All right Listen to all our 31 days of horror

That's everything I've been watching Not much time for anything else No I wasn't trying to make it out to that What the hell of that movie out The Scorsesey one something of the killer moon Oh yeah, I got it Yeah Killer of the Flower Moon

Yeah I wanted to go see that But The theater in my little Shithole town I'm on crutches still and it's like 10 hours long and I don't want to have to go to the bathroom and have to crutch it up all those stairs

Oh yeah it isn't a three and a half hour It's a three and a half hour movie Has anybody seen it? I'm Not right now I don't want to sound like a Gen Zier but that fucking runtime man that run time scares Me like 3.5 hours I can't do that shit man

I've been trying to figure out why everybody's shitting on Brendan Fraser Performance Isn't it? I didn't even Spoiler alert. I didn't know that. I heard he's... What did he bring the praiser do?

I don't know. I just was reading something about he plays a lawyer and I guess critics were like shitting on his performance, but like the people that... The people that watch the movie are like praising his performance. Okay.

That's weird. He just plays the bad guy now after he gained all that weight. Right. Is he still... He's going to keep the way on, huh? Yeah, he did the... the old Russell Crow

gimmick where he gained weight that movie and he just kept that on for the rest of his life. Yeah. He's just going to be typecast as the fat guy now. He could duke it out

with Russell Crow for that title. Yeah. Russell holds that title. Yes. The Baker's Farley-Brandiator. Oh, I watched Never Hike Alone 2

again. All right. for the second time so it counts yeah i mean i have new things that's like the newest i've watched nice all right pedro well i mean i was gonna see if uh ness or brian have you guys been watching some uh some wrestling some good old-fashioned wrestling because it's been it's been pretty good lately i think i think now i think triple h who you know who runs w i mean he books w e i think he's got a good balance of like good work rate and just good storytelling and and i think this is what we all want like like what was it raw last week was like just all great matches and just good storytelling so that's

what you want i think a w they catered too much to like the work rate crowd a lot and they don't really do a lot of good storyline sometimes but w w w has been killing it man so i've been watching a lot of that i know they have the big i used to call them pay-per-views i don't know what was they have another name for now but premium live event premium live event that's right We still call them pay-per-views. Much like I still say the Cleveland Indians, so I don't call them the guardians. They're still pay-per-view. Yes.

Thank you. I've never heard that in my life, man. So, yeah, no, but wrestling has been good. So I've been watching that. I got to catch a couple of good old horror movies. I was talking to Lance on Messenger about Night of the Hunt, which is on Shudder now. Right, right? I really like that movie a lot.

I'm always a sucker for that old sniper kind of trope, you know, where somebody's trying to dodge a sniper throughout the entire movie. There's been a few of them like that. And they always capture me, man. It's always a good time. Sure. Obviously, I mean, VHS 85, I guess we're going to do a separate show sometime in the future about that. But that was another great cool of the week for me.

I saw it again last night. I did too. I liked to even better. I like to even better the second time. Yep. That was Gigi Guerrero. The her segment was awesome. Oh, yeah.

I mean, I could see a whole, I could see a whole, like a whole, like, 80-minute film just on that alone, you know? So, yeah, so that's pretty much what I've been doing, just kind of working and just watching some horror movies since the season. So I've been doing a lot of that. So that's it. I see. Pedro, Pedro, after Polk got the boot, do you think AEW went down or is it still the same? I hear different things. I think AW went down when he started the shit a year ago.

I think they were on fire up into that point, which was actually exactly, it was in September of last year, where fucking all hellbrook lose there. And then I think Tony Kahn's leadership really came into question because it really showed that he just doesn't know how to be a boss, you know, and for the people that don't know what we're talking about, like Tony Kahn who owns AEW, who also owns the Jaguars, which would tell you everything you need to know about this guy. Oh, okay, I know you're talking about. Yeah, he has a wrestling company.

And essentially he just lost control. You know, the inmates were running the asylum. I mean, they got so ridiculous towards the end where he brings in Sienpunk and Sienpung just goes on this ego trip. You know, kind of starts shit with a lot of the established guys there and it creates this divide. But then later on, it was like he was kicking out like agents and shit from the building. You know what I'm saying? Like, this guy was just completely out of control. And agents would be producers who are like officials.

and he was telling him now, you can't be here, you got to go. And so, so, you know, Tony Collins' leadership really just came into question there. And I think a lot of people lost a lot of respect for that company going forward. And the booking hasn't been that good. So really, I mean, when it comes to attendance and viewership, they were neck and neck with WWW for a while. And then now after that, I mean, you look at these buildings now and they're putting 2,000 people in like 20,000 seat stadiums now. I mean, they had that little outlier in England. But other than that, it's been horrible for them.

them. And then it looks even worse because when Triple H took over, I mean, that company just skyrocketed. I mean, he had the bloodline storyline, you know, and they're putting in 14, 15,000 people's per television taping every, every single week. So to answer your question, I think AW went to shit when CM Punk, you know, started his power trip. And they've been trying to recuperate ever since. So that's, that's where they're at. You think he'll go over to WWE again? They already told him no. They told him they don't want him. He already reached out, and they said they're not interested.

Who the hell is he getting into? I mean, the guy's just, he just, he's just, he just, he's just, he's just, hard shit with everyone, you know? And he already, he already has the history with Triple Age, going back almost 10 years, where Triple H fired him on his wedding day, which was fucked up, you know? So there's already a lot of animosity. Yes, he fired him on his wedding day. Let's go. And so, yeah, so I think, you know, I think WW just realizes that he's more trouble than his worth. And he's older now as well.

So it's like the investment is not there, you know. They have so many young guys, you know. Sure, sure. So it's better to invest in the future than just try to keep on going to the well and going to the past. Yeah, CM Punk, he was pretty good in that movie he was in a couple years ago. Yeah, he missed a couple of haunted house that they used it as. and S&M Bordello for a while. Yeah, yeah, he got a lot of rave reviews

for that performance, I remember. Yeah, he'll go to the UFC for a minute. Did he got not? He fought a couple of guys in the UFC and they knocked his ass out. I think both of them did. It's going to use the other word, he fought with a couple of people. Tavaras, what you got this week, then?

Man, I've been watching a lot of old, whole, whole. You good. I think is a werewolf in here. Look at that damn jokes. Hey man, go go, go get those silver bullets out your draw. Out of your nice day. That's right. Got to be ready.

Yeah, man, I've been a lot of horror movies, man. I've been trying to complete my 31 days of horror by where you, 31 movies. I think I'm at like 19 right now. I got two more I need to upload. Okay. You're getting there. It's funny. Yeah, it's funny.

I refer to them as old horror movies because I've been watching movies like Lost Boys, Silver Bullet, The Gate, and Gendens. And I'm like, to me, they don't feel like old movies until I look at the year that they came out with 1984 or 1985. And I'm like, oh, shit, this is old. But, you know, and after rewatching some of these old movies, man, it's like some of them I haven't seen since I was real little. And it's like I look at them with a different, you know, different set of lenses now. Like when I watched like Nightmare on Amstreet the first one, I'm like, damn, when I was a kid, I didn't realize that the parents were so goddamn terrible. Right. Yeah.

Yeah. For sure. You got to rethink it now that we're parents. Yeah. Yeah. How often do multiple people say, hey, the same person in my dream was in your dream. Yeah. You know, and the parents, they know what's going on.

And it was like, I don't know what's going on, baby. I don't know what's going on. And then you find out, mom and dad and everybody. at the time murdered this dude. Right. And it's like, oh, we got rid of that bad man.

Yeah, but he's coming in their dreams and they keep telling their kids. It's okay, baby. Just go to sleep. Just go to sleep. Just go to sleep. Have some sleeping pills.

Yeah, and I'm like, when I watch it now, I'm like, yeah, about their kids at all. I'm like, I'm like, I would be loading my child up

on coffee and sugar or something, man. Right. What a shitty lesson? on karma. Chester the molester gets to live forever, but you're fun. Exactly, man. Yeah, that's true.

Yikes. Exactly, you know, exactly. You know, so I'm like, come on, man, like, really? But I mean, it's that and a couple movies of the children of the corn, corn. Oh, yeah.

Like, I watched that, and I'm like, man, like, okay, I understand if these kids, if they could take out a couple of adults, but I'm like, I just can't see them taking out every single adult, you know. I'm like, when I was a kid and stuff, if I thought about, like, flexing on my folks like that, it's like they could read my mind and they would just literally put a stock to that. So that's when like, y'all, y'all should have been paying attention to your children,

you know what I'm saying? Like, you had these little youth pastor taking over your children. Why nobody wasn't learned to what he was teaching them, you know? So that right there tripped me out. know, and I was thinking about Brightburn. I was watching Brightburn, and normally with movies with evil children, and I'm like, man, y'all, y'all need to discipline them kids, but I don't know how you discipline. How are you going to discipline?

No, no, that's not like that motherfucker's tough. You know, that's fucking Superman going evil, you know, you can't fuck with that kid. But you know what to make it worse? Yeah. Made it worse, though. Because the dad was like, no, we're not going to get him a gun. And then on his birthday, his uncle and uncle and un got him a gun. And his mom said, it's okay.

He can have a gun. Why would you give Superman a gun? Why does he need a gun? I don't know. Yeah. And now the dad has to be a parent. Right. You can't have it.

And the son's ready to kill him. That's what I'm like, God damn, man. Like, what the hell? Oh, boy. You know, so I don't know, man. But, you know, typically when you take something away from somebody and there's a, a visceral reaction of I want to kill you. Probably not good. You might want to weed that out. Yeah, exactly. So that's what I'm like, man. And I'm like, and I thought about like, well,

I wonder if he was raised up in the Kent household because it looked like the Kent household, Martha and the dad, it looks like they was on the same page. And I'm like, you know what, that situation I don't think would happen in the Kent household because there's not going to be no devices in front of the kid. You know, you know our kids get it. Once they smell blood, oh, they're going to try to divide you. So. Oh, yeah. We well know that, don't

we, Brian? We all know that as parents. A lot of nature versus nurture stuff. I like it. Yeah, yeah. So it's like, now as an adult and I have children, me and my wife, you know, I look at a lot of these horror movies and I'm like, wow, man. It's a lot of shitty -ass parenting in this, man. They could have prevented

some of this stuff. Real bad. You know, so. So what's the, what's the, what's a I was going to ask you, have you seen the first episode of the Freddy's nightmares? Because they actually show the pilot is actually like one hour episode of when they actually kill Freddie, the parents. And they actually show Robert England without. It's been a long time.

It's been a long time since I seen. That's a cool episode. I mean, the series wasn't that good. The series went to shit after like the first couple of episodes. But that first episode is all about Freddie being fucking, you know, hunted down and killed and burned than shit for being a molestrian. But it's cool because it actually has Robert England without the makeup.

You know, it has Robert England, you know, going to court and, you know, he gets off on a technicality. And then the parents take justice, you know, in their own pants. And they fucking kill the motherfucker. Then he comes back as Freddie in the nightmare. So anyways, it's a cool little pilot.

So if you haven't seen it, try to check it out. I'm going to have to check that out. It's been a while since I've seen that. But I remember in one of the movies, they had like a little bit of be flashing. dashbacks, but I couldn't remember all the details on it. So, yeah, I'm happy to check that out. I think that's Freddie's, the, the 3D one,

because Alice Cooper is his dad who who who who's out. Alice Cooper is the one that who's that. Was that Freddie's dead? Yeah, Freddy's dad. That's right. The power glove. Oh, shit. Okay.

God damn. He sure wasn't bad at that. I got about that. All right. What's the standout, Tavaris? Coolest of the week. Come on. Oh, the coolest out of the week, man. Yeah. You can't say Fred's dad. I think I mean, I hadn't gotten to that yet. I hadn't watched that one in a while. But I know I know y'all probably going to be like, man, Tavares always going back to these reality shows, man. Oh, here we go.

Like, I think it's 90-day fiancé the other way. Oh, Jesus. It's one of us. Oh, shit. I took a break from watching it. My wife, she still watches it. But every now and then, there's a certain storyline that really intrigues me. And in this storyline right here, you have a young lady, she has two kids.

Okay. She's like 27, 28 years old. All right. Now, her husband recently died like three months ago. Okay. Damn. And she's already on this show? Hmm.

Yes. Red flag. Waste not want not, right? Yeah. Yes. Yes. And the trailer of it, the preview of it, and she was just all excited. And, you know, I'm looking for love.

And, you know, and my husband, you know, he said that, you know, before he died, he wants me to go find love and all this and go find your, find the other half of your heart since I'm going to be gone. And the guy that she's pursuing is the guy. he's yeah yeah he came back probably

haunting her now is yeah I would want that written writing I would want this

shit out of my wife I died I would too maybe that's what probably

yeah but you know the dude is a guy that she's been following on social media

and she's been questioning and he's like a big time well I'm not going to say big time he's an actor

okay he's trying to get to California so he can be an actor. And it just so happened, she lives like, I think she lives in Los Angeles. What a coincidence. Right. Yeah.

So they're both going to benefit. Awesome. Yeah. There you go. That storyline that treats me because I'm watching as much as I can because I have a strong feeling that like maybe five, ten years from now, they're going to be talking about this on Dateline. Oh, no.

how she poisoned her husband and stuff. I mean, right now there's no evidence of that, but I'm suspicious of that because that's, to me, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's just unreal. Like, three months, like, yeah, three months? Yeah, that's just like that fucking carol basket. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, this was like, oh man, three months. And I'm like, wow, you know, but yeah, that, that, I only watch it for that story. There's a couple of other ones in there, but that one right there, that's the main story that I'm really curious about. So that's what I've been watching. That's my coolest of the week.

I don't know how we're going to top that one. That's pretty awesome. He's up. I'll go further real quick because outside of 31 days, the only thing I can talk about is a movie. Lance, I found out, is not the 20-23 release. So I can't put it on 31. days and that's um son king who played han his directorial debut shaky shivers oh is it good

the the biggest fault that a horror comedy can do is the comedy is not funny uh oh it's it's it's it's the 80s throwback practical effects creature feature that's a that's also a horror comedy and I just I wasn't feeling none of the comedy at all it just was kind of boring there's not a lot I can really say about it. Yeah. That's too bad. I was

looking forward to that one. I mean, if you got screen box, it's not a screen box now. Yeah. It's not a bad it's not a bad directorial debut. It's just the comedy just wasn't it for me. Yeah.

I got you, man. Some of the screen bike stuff I'm finding out is hit is hit or miss but I guess that's the same with everything right yeah so I mean I guess that's all right the only thing I got for cool the week everything else we're going to talk about on our 31 recap all right I got I got I got a quick when Philip before you jump in yeah I'll get it out of the way quick because I think everybody will agree with me rewatched Barbarian so watched that for our 31 days Brian I checked out Cobweb. And it was so, it was so good that I watched it twice.

And then I thought, you know, Barbarian kind of has that Cobweb vibe a little bit to it. So check that out. Yeah, it's fucking awesome, man. Yeah, it's really good. But Homelander, like, basically he's playing Homeland. Have you guys seen it yet? You know what?

You can put me down for Cobweb because last night I showed, the wife and youngest daughter, Cobbweb, see what they thought about it. and I was trying to explain, what's his name, is his name, Anthony Star? Anthony Star, yeah, Home Lander, right? I was trying to, because they never seen, the wife's never seen the boys,

so I was trying to explain, I was like, you're seeing all these crazy looks the father has? Just imagine, just imagine the Captain America slash Superman character. That's a piece of shit that is making these facial expressions.

He's still a, this kid, he's going to learn the three hours, reading, writing, and he goes, and riff a tick. Laughing at his own jokes. But thankfully, he doesn't jack off up and top of a skyscraper. Oh, thank God, right? At least I'm on film, right? What you got, Philip? So I checked out the fall of the House of Usher, Mike Flanagan.

Nice. I watched the whole fucking series, man. it wasn't bad it's a edgar allen poe uh kind of knock off thing um but they uh it's cool to have a story that sort of comes back to some values and and actions have consequences kind of a thing and so i think that was sort of the moral to the story and at least there was one instead of just having a movie out there for having a movie um although this one was a tv show but uh yeah man it was It was pretty Mike Flanagan-e, and if you like the Hauntingham Pill House and, you know, midnight mass, then this one falls right into the same wheelhouse. If you'll love all that, then you're going to love all the stuff he's going to be doing at Amazon because he ain't went Netflix no more.

Can't wait for the Dark Tower. That is crazy. Can't wait for the... Man, that'll be cool. A Mike Flanagan Dark Tower, I'll take that. Yeah. As long as he does it justice, right? garbage with Matthew McCona.

Yeah, but he's been... All right, all right. You got to admit, it just was pretty fun in that role, though. I guess. Yeah, I guess. I love the... I like the casting. I think...

I think it was on the bus, and he looked at those two chicks, and he said they clearly forgot in the face of their father. Oh, that's straight out of the book, too. That's straight out of the book. Oh, that was in the book? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

that's a big theme so he's he's real good about like uh the slow reveal and uh i think that'll that'll work well with some uh step king stuff so yes hopefully hopefully that'll go well see that but yeah man good good series it was very impressive all right philip i guess we're skipping a few segments man we'll we'll keep it moving what do you say all right we'll jump into a little bit of leasing our feedback. Let's see. We're going to shine the podcast spotlight on corpses for conversation.

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4 in 1988 10 years after his original massacre the invalid Michael Myers awakens on Halloween Eve and returns to Haddonfield

to kill his seven-year-old niece Ken Dr. Is he walking around on a walker? Dennis falls on the front or what, Pedro?

I mean, he's not battled at this point, but he did blow up. Right. Loomis looks even like they didn't even try with they gave him that little like i ate some bad pussy scar in his face and that was about it man that's all he gets uh director is dwight h little also known for the brand

the brand new natty knox oh that movie sucked yeah well there's that uh writers are Danny Lipsius Larry Ratner and Benjamin Ruffner Those sound like fake names If I've ever heard them Or porno writers It sounds like right

Daniel Harris Revealed in 25 years of terror When her character runs Through the neighborhood Screaming for help Someone legitimately called the cops I was banging on doors yelling for someone to help me help me

And after I got lost trick-or-treating or something something. So four o'clock in the morning, they were hearing a little screaming up the streets and someone called the cops and the cops came. Then the story ended up... Somebody didn't have a permit to family. The story ended up in the inquirer that I was almost kidnapped off the set. Oh, okay. Well, there you go. National inquirer. Always. Always. Just like the rest of them at this point. So, all right, let's start some Halloween four.

I'm going to try to share my screen on this, and we can get some audio and stuff going, but we'll see how that goes. Lance, I was told when we do these commentaries, we should give the listeners a chance to link up with us. So do a countdown. Ah, not a bad idea. Not a bad idea.

Okay. Yeah, we'll do a countdown as soon as I can get a hold of the actual screen. All right. So in my copy, I've got an hour and 28, 20 minutes, or an hour of 28 minutes, 20 seconds. Okay. And I'm at zero. All right. Can you guys see it on your screen?

This is available on Shutter and AMC Plus, by the way. Yes. Not the version I'm playing. So if you have commercials, then sucks for you. All right. If you're on Tuba, you're fuck. right but you just catch back up because we'll be playing some audio from it too all right ready and three two one go okay who saw this in the theater son of a bitch three two one go three two one go

ah they're right that time it worked i'm sorry if i fuck you up with the first one it was a pick out all right again who saw this in the theater besides me not me no not me man damn I'm old right now I'm older than you

I just didn't catch it in the theater yeah this was this was VHS for me Halloween 4 yeah yeah heavy THS for sure very children of the Cornish starting here starting

yes it was packed when we went and seen this the night it came out Oh, I can imagine. Why would anybody put a skeleton in that abandoned, like, barn there? Like, what's the point? Set design.

Drunk set design. Money's got to go somewhere. Got to cover that cocaine. Yeah, that was my issue with this. I mean, Dr. Loomis was in the room when it blew up, and he only got, like, a little scratch. and Michael's whole body, well, we see him all burned up. But I'm like, what did Luma's dive behind to not get burned up? A refrigerator, maybe.

Because I'm showing my grandsons. Pedro, did you go to that 45 years of terror in Pasadena a couple weeks ago? No, I didn't. I missed it. I mean, I'm around it all the time. It wasn't like a big thing, but I wanted to go. I did go to Monster Palusa, though, a couple of weeks ago. I missed that one. But that's always fun. Yeah, so after the failure of Halloween 3, I mean, at that time, now it's beloved by a lot of people. But at that time, Halloween 3 had been a total failure.

Gustavo O'Cardt was like, we've got to bring Michael Myers back. Like, that's non-negotiable. So that's why they had a wreck on the ending of Halloween 2, where it's obvious Michael died and so did Loomis. But don't let the facts get in a way of a good story, I guess. Exactly. Gotta keep the franchise rolling Yep I still want to know who green lit this mask

It's like the worst one out of all of them Well that's been the story with all of them after part one You know Yeah Which part is the one where one scene His hair is blonde That's five Okay

Five has the horrendous mask Where he loses his mask and he cries Remember that Okay Oh yeah That's right like they didn't they didn't even try evil shan't tears

for making the mask first time here huh just go get that William Shatner mask and fuck it all up again like why is that so hard I don't know what I'm right that's a good question

Jesus Jesus ain't got nothing to do with this place like it's that is that a grown up like is that the kid from children of the corn like all grown up is that he looks like yeah yeah it does

The preacher kid. Which kid? Isaac, Isaac, yes. He's kind of got that Eddie Munster. He makes it like he could be his cousin or something. It's a security officer. Yeah, big old letters. That's how you know it's official.

He's got the little man complex, so it's good casting there. Yeah. He's got his chest out, making sure you see his little badge. He wears his title work. He's a complete professional. Well, he got shot 12 times that first night. The six in the first one and then, well, technically seven times at the beginning of the second film, if you guys count those bullets.

Plus he got shot again by Loomis and then twice by Lori at the very end. ready to go. Which I don't see how his head should have survived those two shots, but I didn't make it. Check him out. Just go with it. It's pure evil. You know, that is the shape. You know, we've been stuck to lose, ain't, you know.

I'll be swip and died. I shot him six times. I don't know you did. I like how this is like a hospital slash jail room, and yet there's like a you know, steam coming off a pipe in the background. For like no reason. Yeah. Yeah.

Just random as fuck. Like Freddy's nightmares, huh? The boiler room. Like what the shit. That's that, um, very like wooden acting. I was I meant to say this kid looks like office space. I just watched Rocky 4.

That's a Drago's one of his guys. No kidding. You know what that guy's called? He's called Nikolai Volkov. Was he? Yeah, that's his name. Oh, I didn't even notice that. See, that's what I'm kidding.

We see Michael Myers and when his arm falls out from under there, I mean, he should have been pretty much burnt to a crisp. Yeah. He just had one little mark on his arm. It's a slight variation on the theme. Michael Myers is now in your hands. Well, I guess you're happy to see him go. It's not that heavy metal one from like part six, the Paul Rudd one.

Oh, God. Yeah, this one has like a faster pace to it. I've been over here talking for like two minutes on mute. I'm like, damn, nobody's reacting. Oh, shit. That must not be funny tonight. I'm sorry, dude. For him being this dangerous, they should have had armed security with it.

No kidding. Like law enforcement, giving an escort and inside that ambulance. Kind of like Brian, the Hannibal series that we watched, where he made short work of those three people in the ambulance. Who, the fake killer? Yeah, the fake Hannibal. I guess we can spoil it now, huh? The Chesapeake Ripper? Yeah, the Chesapeake Ripper.

What would you call him, like, the fake Chesapeake Ripper? Fanboy. Oh, motherfucker. There you go. What happened? Oh, shit. Welcome to the whore return. Damn, I crashed out.

All right. Oh, no. Sorry, guys. Michael, Mike we go. That is to do. That is to do. Rocky for, man.

What is this all on? Okay, so Amazon won't let us cast it on this. So, uh, Oh, no. We're to go through other means. Uh-oh. Well. I know nothing.

I see nothing. Oh, okay, I see. Just sit here in bullshit, right? This is not going on YouTube, is it, Philip? Well, no, we can't put it up on YouTube anyway. Yeah, we really get a lot of trouble. But if you subscribe to Patreon. You probably watch it.

What's that other maybe you just pass? I've never heard of it. kick as torrents what is that you wouldn't steal a car would you oh no we're starting over right we're not uh we're like

nickel live volkov had just seen the ambulance that's right that's right up some more up some more it's just like to be Tuesdays we'll just say hey here's the time we're at too far

go back they just left the hospital Okay. And I was wondering. Oh, no. I didn't see that yet. Ah! Awesome. There's that guy.

Okay. There we go. There's Nicolai. Yeah, because I was going to say, I was like, that seems like a really bad, like, job of wrapping your face and gauze. I mean, like, he can't even breathe. Yeah. Yeah, you never did that. Well, they're not heard of them.

I'm glad Michael going. We're back at 553, 453, 5, 6, 6, 7. seven, eight, nine, and six minutes. So to quote Nikolai Volkov, everything he punches, he destroys. He's a kidding machine. I thought you meant the real word. I was like, what quotes did he have? Oh, that gosh.

I like how they still give them like two little like icing so you could see through all the fucking. Sure. Yeah, exactly. And I love how these two. He might have been, um, he might have been ejected Michael with some of them steroids who was giving draggo, man. They might explain some of that shit. I don't know. That's a rough-looking woman there.

For being this mass murderer, why didn't they have him strapped up? We were wondering the same thing. Did he just stick his thumb through that dude's forehead? Yeah, he did. Run his perfect hair date. Come up, so get the one to survive? I don't think so. I don't remember.

Only afterwards. Yes. They were all D-O-A. Daniel Harris thinking, why didn't Jamie Lee Curtis come back? Right? Daniel Harris, she's got a bad mouth. If you guys listen to her podcast. That was out of context,

Ness. I was kind of like, where are you going with this? Yeah. I was trying to figure what are you talking about. I went to, it's her and that other girl from

Scott. Scalbler Compton. Ah, okay. So they let it all hang out on the show, huh? Yeah, they do. I went to one of their live shows in Albuquerque. Right. And man, they,

they were awesome. But they just go for it with anything that comes of their mind. Who's this? little girl she looks familiar come on daniel hairs yeah she shows up in all the later

Halloween movies too okay even the rob's on the it's okay phil i'm catching up sleep tight hey kids sleep tight freddie won't get you it's okay creepy doll in the background

i like her and um see you know evil too is that a good one Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, the one with Kane, when he was the killer. Oh, God. Jacob, somebody. Yeah, it was Jacob Goodnight.

Yeah. Okay. I thought you met the Richard Pryor movie. Oh. Fucking. Yeah, go listen to our episode on that one. If this was done today, like, her room would be filled with all kinds of, like, horror movie posters and shit. All this fucking self-referral.

Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, they got a, they got to play to all that. right you'll see the evil dead poster in the back and fucking hills have ice and shit and probably not shag carpet probably not les there's her mom uh thingies they couldn't pay her enough i'm sorry uh hey they get some good to come back is that why she didn't come back was just money what was that and she was tired of like being a scream queen she had done it for a while yeah trying to be serious her not in high school Wow. That was a way of that mask. And who took that picture?

That was when she was waiting for Annie to pick her up. John Carpenter took that picture. No, my first part of that fuck-up, is when they had a picture of Jason in Fire the 13 Part 5. And then you said, who the fuck took that picture? He's wearing the Huckoo Mask and everything. You just got to go with it with those movies.

Yeah, I just can't think about it. The Ninja Photographers. Look at that safety hazard Look at that big as fucking electrical panel there Or whatever that plug As a plug It was on a surface mount box I'll allow it creepy dolls

All we need is a bunch of Legos and we can recreate skinnamarink Pedro Not in your top 10 Ness? No I'll give it to them for what they made, but man, that movie was tough to sit through twice. It was, wasn't it?

Twice? So was the outwaters. Like, what fucking that's like? How did he get into her bed without noticing? What? Keep watching. All right. And the estimated Michael sneaky sneaky.

They found a brand new clean mask. Yeah, it looks that way. Teleport. I had a teleporter. Really? That's some good weed. Yeah, that we're doing. The biggest lowest ninja I've ever seen.

I felt sorry for Jamie in this one, but I really felt sorry for her in the fifth one, because she couldn't talk for a while. Oh, yeah, yeah. So what is this like her foster mom, right? Yeah. Yeah. I give her credit she was on it. You see how she jumped out of bed and ran?

Sure. Oh, yeah. So, yeah. It's better than a lot of foster mom. She ran in slow motion. Oh, Haddonville. Look at that guy sweeping the leaves. He doesn't have to start over in a minute.

With those winds. That's a big old pile. Was this filmed in L.A. Pedro? You can see the palm trees in the back in some of the shots or what? I think it was Midwest. They actually went to the Midwest. I still liked that. The last time I wasn't down there, we went to look at the,

houses and everything. If you're watching the film when you see the two kids Tommy and Lindsay when they run out of the house, if they would have just ran to their left, they wouldn't want right to sunset where all the cars were. I like his

tie goes into coffee and it's his wife's fall. I know. Especially since he has it all loose and shit. You don't have that problem. That's why I don't wear fucking ties anymore. Well, you know, the wife forgot to tighten the towel. It is her fault. Why did you put my tie in this coffee that you made, you bitch?

Are we back in misogyny cast again, Brian? This is pre-bleeding heart liberals. We get the reality. He said, you have one job just to tighten my job. Right. He's still pissed. Look at him. He still gets.

that fucking tie. Nobody ever told me you had a tie tie, man. My dad was absent. Yeah. I remember those clip-on ties? Yeah. They just feel like I could wear. That was the joke I was going to make about the cop earlier.

Yeah, it did look like a clip-on. The cop, he was an elevator guy. Like, why the fuck was even in the elevator? elevator. If I'm getting in the elevator, dude, I don't want you in here with me. Yeah. I mean it like that. I can go out with Brady tomorrow night. I saw Rachel at some con. She's still hot. Yeah? Oh, really? She's older, but she's still looking good.

Still holding her own, huh? Yeah. I mean, don't you want to get dressed up in a really scary costume and get some candy? Great dog they got in this thing. Look at that thing. Cute dog. It's probably like 10 dogs. It wasn't just, it's like when the kids, you know, you have to have a twin. Yeah.

Child labor loss, I think the same thing with animals. Mary Kate and Ashley or Olson are, uh, uh-oh. Uh-oh. They're clones, man. Yeah, you see? He just doesn't have a scar. He has a limp, too. Oh, my God.

He should have had no hair, nothing. He should have been dead. He should have no head. You're not just hair. Yeah. Right, right. I'm back, motherfucker. Yeah, Ron.

That was, that was kind of odd. How come he walked in his room, in his office, and Nikolai looked up and all around the room? I don't know. We've all come to accept that Loomis is an alcoholic, right? I mean, literally all his decisions are alcohol influence. Yes. Including that he just has a random gun, no matter where he's at. Right.

I used to when I was a kid I used to think he was a detective man like I didn't realize Yeah, man That's like why he's never having to talk with a Oh for backup yeah Like he's the only one we could track down my Man his face looks like shit like the makeup Yeah Yeah like genital wards on his face that's what it looks like

It does. I'm talking it's bad, man. Like Toney Montana. Like smallpox is going on. Oh, my God. His foot's about to fall off. He's got the monkey box. Oh, gosh.

I want to say that he said something, I could be wrong, don't quote me, but when he agreed to do this, and they told him what his makeup was supposed to be, it was supposed to be worse, but he was like, Nah, it's gotta be just a little bit

I think he didn't want to sit there for 10 hours why they put it all on That makes sense that makes sense Understandable I wouldn't either Not the best not the best sound quality huh? I was gonna ask you guys can hear it okay I'll turn up a little bit well you're like in the in the song of ice and fire books after that battle of blackwater bay or whatever Tyrion got so torn up that he was like half his face was hanging off and stuff and

what did they give him in the TV show just like a little scar right here either he's supposed to be like missing an eyeball or something yeah he was missing half of his face was gone there's like a crime scene and dude is just walking all over he don't give a fuck right they give no fuck that maintain in that crime scene. I think the message is that Lois is just as bad trick crazy as Michael Myers. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I hated how they just kept blaming him for Michael Myers. We all saw as the audience that he didn't tell them to let him out. Yeah. That part of him died. Yeah, I think that was the person when they kept saying, well, you shouldn't have let him out. He's like, I told him that's a letter about. Haddonfield, it's a four-hour drive.

You can reach me through the local police. He looks like he's signed him in four hours. He's doing his best Shakespeare. I'm sure I would. His face in the life looks terrible. It looks like he's got silly putty on. He's got to get his jumps on. I'll write a mechanic into this new.

At least it's not CCR. Yeah, that's true. Chief shot. Chief shot Michael Myers. What a bitch. Fight somebody that for real. I like I just kept all that gauze around his head and didn't take it on. Yeah.

What hell's up with that? He thinks this is nasty. He can't for you. Ennis. I say my good man. Do you have any gray poop on? he's just gonna fucking jack some gas while he's out of look he's like fuck everybody's asking him to steal some gas

I forgot all Nez you remember the tanks you used to have to move the license plate to fill it up we never had one I always thought those were cool though I had one like that that's pretty awesome you used to be able to fill it up and then pay

where's the electrical plug in for the cars I don't see them This guy got ripped up on his code. He got like three sizes too big, man. Sure. You see those big old white shoulders with the back shots. Right. It really is.

You cannot unsee it. You cannot unsee that anymore. I like how it just goes right into the garage and not into the office. or the store or restaurants. He's moving as fast as he can. No, man, just get in the car and fucking go. They must love Lincoln.

That's what I'm like 16,000 pictures of Abe Lincoln back there. A former world heavyweight champion in wrestling, by the way. Another WWE Hall of Fame member. He just knows his Michael Myers. It could be anyone. You guys remember those? pay phones. Yeah.

Especially the ones with the circle, you have to move the numbers around. Rotary dial. Rotary dial. Love that shot. Thankfully, the mechanic was his size.

Yeah. I know, right? Almost. Well, you know, he passed up like 10, um, um, shots, you know. He killed nine other mechanics.

And so you found one that. Yeah, he's like, I can't fit this. You want another victim take me? Don't leave those people in peace. He seems to walk just fine for someone. Yeah, I know, man. Did he just vanish? I guess.

I kind of got it that he wasn't even standing there. Oh, man. He was this crazy. You think he was imagining it? I don't know. Michael Myers is kind of... He imagined he shot Michael six times. He's a...

He's kind of a ghost at this point. Imagine his leg was fucked because I don't get anymore. I wonder where the silver shamrock mask are. What happened? Another blast. And that's how he made it to the hospital. Wow. He would have got fucked up.

Oh, shit. And even catch the man. The pole on fire. Really? So the guy that played Michael Myers in this one was George P. Wilbur. I believe he played him in the next one as well. Interesting. He passed away earlier this year in February.

That's sad. You don't see those costumes anymore. No, not at all. When you do, they cost a million dollars. That guy's pain. Yeah You guys Yeah

Oh mask Yeah Who's Who's uncle is the boogeyman Like Oh man She could She could sit an uncle

On you like There's howdy duty And there was no costume Required for that one Yeah exactly Come as you are It was just a red-headed kid growing into the scene.

Ground yourself, kid. Aw. Kids are mean. No matter. Yeah, no shit, man. No matter where. Yeah. Matter the generation.

Public school. A bunch of little fuckers, aren't they? Well, build's character. Yeah, just built character. Look at that 80s hairdo, man. I miss the 80s. Yeah. Right.

But not to base. even think kids do they go outside anymore so no no they can't be you have to actually go outside will be mean yeah oh they're on the computers yeah they did plenty of bullion yeah oh god yes social media yeah yeah even when all the gamers man i listen to some of some of those kids that my sons play with man those kids got mouths i'm telling you yeah you get you get on rainbow 6 siege and you get some 12 year olds that are just constantly dropping F-bombs

and just like shut the fuck up. You are a little child. You don't like please shut up. I just want to play this game. That's what your mom said last night, bitch. And these are the days. No seatbelts. Yeah. Kids can sit.

Yeah. If you crash, you just fly out of the windows. Those were the dames. This chick, too. She's still fine. I met her when she was all drunk at Texas fright, mare. Okay. She was drunk hanging out with that guy that played the creeper from Jeepers Creepers. Oh, God. Not the director because he's a real creeper.

Well, yeah, she's not his type, Pedro. Okay, yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's the director that got his trouble. Okay. That's another show. Yeah. Look at these haircuts. That's straight out of the 80s.

The dude in the striped shirt looks like he's the guy from like dazed and confused. That is him. Could be. Is it really? Yeah. Oh shit. He was the best one in that movie. Yeah, he was.

Holy fuck, I called it. That's him. Yeah, she's hot. You're right. And she's hot, man. This is like a little town that I live in. And I hate it. But do what you got to do for your family.

That's basically where I live in this Tennessee. Do you all have a Vincent drug there, Ness? No, we're upgraded to Walmart and all that. They killed all the mom and pop stores. So nice little small town that corporate. Fucking monster is taken over. Walmart and Walgreens and Rite Aid came to town. Sam's Club, maybe.

No, we're not that big. You don't rank? Walmart's the big thing You can tell how big your town is If you have a 24 hour Walgreens or CVS Oh yeah Sure No way these expensive ass masks would be in a drugstore

That's kind of why These are some awfully fucking nice mask Yeah, for real I remember always looking at those suckers And they were like a hundred bucks man Really? Yeah These old school

these old school half masks if you guys remember those man those eye holes would just slice your eyes yeah yeah I know what you're talking about yeah it's your make out right in the store

oh yeah damn he's gonna swallow her so they got the same haircut yeah they got the same haircut but he's got the stripes the pin stripes

yeah this morning oh god didn't you tell me before i mean it's 5 o'clock now rachel they're like 30 years old playing on 18 year old no shit yeah notice that too it's got some wild eyebrows too my parents are gonna come home no that is weak she did she could have told him that at school she wait till the five o'clock to tell her man like that was that was time wasn't it her parents told her that what she left for school and she's waiting till afterwards just what they do even back then

to find out of trying to plan anything I'll take it uh-oh we found a random Michael Myers mask yeah

what's in the store the hell what just happened that was her that was her um come on really

there's your inspiration for uh fucking rob zombie Michael Myers yeah I know I got that

impression too. The nightmare man. You're okay. You probably saw a mask and it scared. Was this just engraved in her head that she was having all these nightmares about them?

I guess. She never even seen them or knew about it. They have a psychic bond, right? In this movie they do. They just kind of write a mom in the world. Yeah, they didn't have that until the fifth word. They call it the shining.

This guy's hitchhiking. Old school side, like the shit. Slow down. Dude, I've got like 80 miles now. Fuck no. He's got leprosy. He lost his cane.

Some crazy guy lipping along the side of the road in a trench coat? Nope. No. Exactly. And these fuckers right here. Oh, there we go. Let's have some fun with this old guy. Yeah, we're cheerleaders.

Come on over this. We're definitely not going to die. they fucked with that. Left them in the dust. Yeah, that was, all right. That was going to start blasting them. That was excessively asshole. Here comes the creeper.

I like this guy. He's one of those that guys. Yeah. He plays. He's always a hobo. So you know he's the good guy. That's your tail, uh? He's a priest, man.

As long as it doesn't say be eating you. He was. was the hobo in Peewey's big adventure when they're riding in a train. Oh shit. Isn't that blue from old school? No. Anouki with a nukki. Look at that. They just bonded. And he was the guy in the wedding singer.

It was going to help Adam Sandler fight those guys. It used to be a lot stronger. That guy. Is it blue from old school? It looks like gold. It does look like him. These are the guys I'm scared of Yeah

from property in Arizona to sell him Me too Yeah Drink and drive They've been hunted the bastard Did he end up in Ireland somehow? What's going on here? Obviously an Irish cat

He respects them enough to call the Mr. They made He got out of the car right there Like, fuck this guy. I rather watch. Like a pilgrim. Pilgrim, mister. Look, see, I told you, Alki's meeting Alka, they bonded.

Mm-hmm. That's my real life. Donald Pleasant is put in his contract. Whenever I drink alcohol, it has to be real alcohol. Hey, he's smiling now. It worked. They got three days out of them just from this scene alone. Yep. He's, he's smiling.

You guys ever do this when y'all were kids? Oh, yeah. Of course not. Egg, shaving cream. The whole nine yards, man. We did. We didn't. Wasn't allowed to waste part of paper.

We got a big fault. Manz used to hit mailboxes with his back. That's what he used to do. Hey, they drove bowling balls. Yep. We'll be at the phone books. The numbers next. We got caught one time.

I was at my friend's house and we toilet papered somebody down the road. And then the friend's dad woke up at like 3 o'clock in the morning. He's like, y'all ain't do anything stupid, did you? We were like, no, no, no, no, no. And we went and took it all down before morning. Oh, okay. We're about to get in trouble for it. At least you were conscientious about it.

Yeah. More of a self-preservation thing, but yeah. Right. How do you know exactly where to go? and what she look like. I just saw her in the store. Old school phones.

Mm-hmm. I don't miss those. Yeah, the long cord that stretched all the way across the room. Yeah, if you were lucky, you had long cord. And you better hope nobody else picked up the other phone because then you could hear them when you were having a private conversation.

Yeah, all the time. Can you imagine not having any call ID? Man. Those are the good old days. You never met all people. Memorize phone numbers and shit. My grandparents lived in Carthage, Texas, and they had something called party lines. You ever heard of that?

Yes. Yes. Like five or six different families all on one phone talking over. Oh, all right. Oh, that's not what I... Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was thinking of something different. I'm not talking like...

bang bus stuff i'm talking about that he found his sister now i do remember those commercials in the middle of the night what nine hundred fifteen dollars a minute oh god yes there he is when he was a kid yep

how many years did you wear that clown suit who gave her all these pictures good question well we're trying to find out who took that picture He looks like a poor man Four man's Kurt Russell He looks like the older version of that other kid He does, you know, I have the same hair stuff

There's almost. There's a wise old sheriff. Yep. So it brings you back here for 10 years. I don't like your kind around here, Lemis. They're going to drive them out to the bridge like in first blood. With your oversized trench coat and you're shooting indiscriminately into the community.

We're good people here, Loomis. Did something change with his makeup or is that just my imagination? His healing, the more, the more the movie goes on. He's healing more. Okay. All right. Yeah, seriously. Yeah, that little bump that was in the middle is gone.

Yeah. The genital herpes. I guess he popped it. He's probably like, can we maybe not do that part? Because it's really gross. No, it's just like bad acne at this point. I'd pay us call the troopers and check his story out. And assuming what you see.

Look at the back. It's just they're watching. All right, all right. Getting that overtime. The hell can I do to avoid a repeat of 10 years ago. Find this little girl. Get us someplace safe. Call the local TV station.

and tell them to get people off the streets and behind locked doors. Can't get a long distance, Sheriff. Operator says the lines are down. Operator. They're trying to hook and unhook those cables from back in the day to get people from the outside. But grandma used to do that, man. She retired from that job.

Why should go all the way to the door with her? I usually stand on the sidewalk. and let the kids go to the door. She's also trick. No, I thought she's got that little purse. I thought she had like a little basket for candy. That's for her cigarettes. They're the old lady.

You're welcome. See, here in LA, you got to go to the rich neighborhoods, man. That's where you get the big chocolates. You don't get that fun-sized chocolates. Right. Like the middle-class neighborhoods. Yeah, we never ever trick-or-treated in our neighborhood. We went up into the hills where all the rich.

people were. Yeah. Yeah, same. We had a dentist in the neighborhood. Everybody fucking hated because it gave you a toothpress. What the what a fucking asshole? Yeah. Get a full-sized candy bar, motherfucker. We'd slash your pumpkin if you gave us stuff like that. A pencil.

Or fruit. Sure. Yeah. What is that? What does her shirt say? Cops. By the book. Oh, boy. She was wearing one of those shirts. You guys didn't meet her when we were there?

What just freaked her out? Her boyfriend is in the back. Oh, no. Is that what that was? Yeah. Rachel. Yes. I could explain.

I got an explanation. I can explain. She's helping her with her homework. She's never actually seen a penis before. Can you believe it? I was just trying to help her out. I thought you were making her some education. Actually, the other chick is a little hotter than her, so, you know.

Okay, sure. Come on, what are you doing? She's very much naked. What are you doing? Come back inside. It's cold. Right. He's like, okay, see you later.

Yeah. You'll get over it. Well, you're going to be in trouble in the morning anyway. Yeah, right. I wonder what time this was, because there's a short. streets just emptied out yeah it's a long conversation but it's Bikinsey it's like all the children just disappeared yeah look at that that sticker says never mind the dog be where my wife that's awesome these are the bars in the town that I live in all these

yahu's like this what is that like is that like pickled eggs yeah yeah what I've never had a pickle egg in my life. You're not missing anything. That sounds pretty gross. I just tried them to try it. Coors. That's what I love about today, man. Beer has come a long way.

Yeah. I'm just Budweiser and Coors and old E. It's still beer, though. Any way you look at it, it's still beer. Hey, all three of those guys have Dosecis. They've got to who's funding this. No shit. Yeah.

I didn't know it'd have been around that long. Either that or it was payday. They could afford the expensive shit. Right. And these are trucks. Okay. Not what we have today. David Gordon Green got a lot, stole a lot from this scene.

I was thinking that exactly when I watched it earlier. Man, don't let me start on that fucking series. Oh, God. Best part is when the firefighters get executed in the second one. That's it. The first five minutes. Yep. And I win the powerball. Those are the kind of trucks I'm going to buy. Those old school fords.

Sure. My buddy used to have one, man. And it was pretty badass. I mean, I want rob bars and everything. On the outside, on the inside, it wasn't exactly comfortable. Good luck, good enough. The tank here in California, Ness, that's like, oh, man.

Speaking of that, when I was down there, gas was $7. I was like, what the fuck's going on? Yeah, it was $7 over here right now. Yeah. How do you? How do you survive on that? They killed the fucking dog? Pick and choose when you're going to drive your car.

Yeah, that's fair. For Uber or the bus. If you kill a golden retriever, there's a special place in hell for you. Yes, there is. Where you get two pineapples shut up your ass every day. Yeah. I like it. This poor guy here, man.

Fuck. Lucky. My name is Buck. Hey, you? And I like to the fuck. Yeah, Michael's fucking with him, look. Oh, geez, these places now have like three fences around them. Mm-hmm.

I think this Michael has like shoulder pads. On the police right now. Very awkward. Don't you even think about leaving. Listen here, motherfucker, you didn't read the hat. My name is Bucky. You know, no turn you back on him, bro. he looks like he's wearing an umpires chestplate

oh that's that viral technique budget that's all just the day in the life of philip at work am i right i try to avoid that part of it can no shit philip if he doesn't did you guys know that supposedly he did this shit on purpose because he knew that was the whole top of the car

ah okay that makes sense there's a strategy here from yeah i wonder who was supplying in those strategic those strategic books the man in black from part five oh the doctor

the whole another plot hole that bugs me about this particular franchise is why was the guy in part two dressed as michael myers the boyfriend that got ran over and fucking burned and all that shit like they confused because he was dressed like Michael Myers, but why would you be dressed like that? I don't know.

It was too early to be an icon yet, right? Because that was all the first night. That was the first night. So there was two motherfuckers that had the exact same fucking outfit. Kind of weird. If you really look at that, it was Ben Tramer, the guy that was going to ask Lori out, him. If you look at him, he's not wearing the coveralls. He's wearing like a windbreaker.

And his hair on the mask is blonde. But I don't know who, what that mask was, was supposed to be. I mean, even in this one, like, what, what is this supposed to be? And if it's an iconic mask at this time, especially in here, why did they keep making them after some guy just went on a mass murder spree? Yeah, it doesn't seem very smart. I do have Richard Ramirez mask. I've seen him. Yeah. Maybe that is that.

It's a Captain Kirk mask, man. Yeah, but why is it? white. We're trying to get a very meta here. It's not working. Good point. Yeah. If you, if you watch this again when he finds the mask, if you notice the one he grabs, the hair is plastic. It's not like, it's not hair. It doesn't even look like the one that he's wearing. He sure got the one from Trick or Treat Studios that he fucked up as a real good replica. Those guys are expensive. Do y'all think you still have the bandages on with that maskhole? Well, in part five, he cries like a bitch, so we know he has it off by then.

Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah, his face was scared up, too, man. He's moving. Oh, God. Yeah, that's like, if you're going to run away from a serial killer, that's about how you do it. That's the way to do it. She didn't trip or nothing.

That's what I loved about this one. Until she just stopped right there. I was rewatching the first one. I'm like, Lori, like, you have, you have, you have no, athleticism whatsoever. You know, most people move faster when they're scared, you know? But I'm like, she was just like,

he ended that dog. Was this not her neighborhood and she didn't know how to walk home? She didn't have her iPhone to get her home. That's the problem. Oh, yeah. He's walking. He's walking good now. Detective Loemus yeah maybe he's a mutant and he has his healing powers I was kind of thinking the same thing because now he's running and that scars going away

it really is it's less and less every scene we go look at it Logan Logan Loomis even even that's what is fitting not the code fits them perfectly now it's Adam Antium Claus are about to come out now we have a bunch of Michael Myers but why we'll never know right Michael Michael Myers various Yeah, like why did they keep making these masks? And they all just come and stare at guys. He's just starting shooting all of them. Oh, I would have shot the shit already. This was ready to start blasting. You didn't give a fuck. I would have.

Come on, we had like three points right around in W.W. A weekend in jail. Come on, we'll get this station. A weekend in jail. Yep. That's about as small town as it gets right there. Come on, come on, Loomis. Let's go get a drink. It's 132.

Come in, Pierce. Car 54, where are you? Look those mock machine. It's a full force there. Look those big ass hold buttons. You don't see that anymore either. No? Nobody had their gun on them during all this.

Well, it doesn't make a shoot him 35 times. They ain't going to die. They should have showed this scene. Like, what he did to all of them. That would have been cool to see. Or even in the next one, when that uh the guy in black the doctor rolled in there and gunned up everybody he fucked him up that was the guy that was in the background and in the overtime not doing shit

yeah poor bastards this he's gonna come into a police station and just wrecked shop even maybe you know what it was just one guy he put up a fight look at that shit they only showed one guy so in my mind it was one guy that that went total to to with Michael Myers and lost where the where's the rest of the officers there was like two other in the background at the beginning to listen to him evil dies tonight evil dies tonight you're the guy with the suspenders in the flashlight hey don't make fun about you're really want to catch a serial killer higher the fucking rednecks let him go do your fucking giant you're ready to blast anything that he's

It worked at night of the living dead. Like the last time? Real. How many people killed back then? Boy, 10 years back. I'm right. This time, Ben. I'll handle this in my own way.

Pry his ass. Oh, who's this boy? What's his boy? Son of a bitch. You just created a lynchman. This is kind of like a throwback to that Texas chainsaw 3D, Phil. You can't even drive all cool in the truck like that in the back anymore. You got a ticket now.

I'm going to write each and everyone, you a ticket. You better get out right now. Nope, there's one of the other officers. Oh, there he is, yeah. Homeboy's taking a nap. Yeah, that's why it's usually a pretty good idea to have a barrier between the front seat and the back seat. Exactly. When you arrest somebody,

they don't like... Strangle you? Yeah, that don't get real crime in Haddonfield. And he didn't even notice. Why is that cop car leaving my yard? That's a good point. You came out of my job, boy. When you're throwing somebody with, and I quote,

a weekend in jail, you know, you don't see a lot of action. Yeah, a weekend in jail for murdering a couple of kids. Yeah, that is true. See, that's what I want. Truck like that. Lights on the top. You still get them, yes? Are you got to fix them up?

Yeah. Are they still available? All right. They cost a lot of money too. Uh-oh, here we go. We got that hunting rifle. You can't miss that. That's your bad job.

There's our trigger happening, man. Jesus Christ. And they're pretty far with shotguns. the only one that would reach would be that hunting rifle those shotguns those are movie shotguns it's like that scene in the predator when they all see them and they started blasting and shit yeah yeah yeah think of that same thing god damn raccoon again fuck

cocaine bear I got the wrong guy I think oh boy my tim honest to hide my hundred bush I was just about that What was Ted doing this whole time? Something not good. Hanging out in a park. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, here we go.

Is this where she has the T-shirt? Cops do it by the book. Yeah. Yep, yep. That's the one, Brian. As Nez would say, it was a different time, boys and girls. Yep. She's running around, foot loose and fancy free.

No bra. We go. Look, homeboy forgot all about his. She had a bra and she didn't have it on earlier Yeah, that's true Come on, woman's lip, no bra. This is like, fuck it, I'm already in trouble with the other one. I'm just gonna enjoy my night.

I'll deal with it in the morning. Well, yeah. It's funny when you really meet these people. Ah, here we go, Ms. When I was talking to her, this is the only scene I could picture. I'm sure you. I wouldn't doubt that for a minute. Yeah, yeah, y'all.

Yeah, she wouldn't be getting this at Rachel's house. She's talented. She's a body on her, man. Uh-oh. This guy's having the worst fucking night. Cog blog is wife. He went lib quick. Ouch.

That ends. He's definitely going to get shot up now. Dad showed up with his girlfriend. He's going to kill me. Run out the back. Oh, boy, she's got some. Where's that deputy? That's what I was going to say shit to work with there.

really ain't his night he brought Loomis with him too He's fucked There comes another cop Deputy Dewey Oh he's the one with Michael In the backseat Here grab this magazine

I'll just sit on my knees in front of you They'll never They'll never suspect the thing Yeah Why aren't you wearing pants Get your ass on stairs with the fans long. I like what happened to your brawl.

Oh my God. Yeah. Your Halloween costume, man. Yeah, you want to tell me what's happening? Hey, when I have time. You get your stairs like here. Does that do the shotgun? And it's going to just like pointed at people and shit.

Yeah, of course. Okay. You got a had a headache securing it so nobody can get in. You know, something's happening. I should just go ahead and call my parents. Just get up in the attic. Yeah. Fuck your parents.

I like this. But it makes sense, though. He's not. you. Did he say did you fuck my daughter? Is that what he said? He said, if you fuck my daughter,

I'm going to use that shotgun on you. Oh, yeah. Double barrels. Those are no good unless you kill. He's like, unfortunately I haven't. He's like,

sir, you just came home and your daughter had no pants on. What exactly did you think was happening? Oh, shit. That's why he didn't let him go home to his parents. He was like, yeah, I would just let my mind. Right. What are we doing?

Yeah. Making sure no one can get in here. I like the main share. Michael's being very tactical here. He hitched the ride. He knew where he was going. Sure, sure. He cut off the electricity and hitched the ride.

It's a smart motherfucker. Are you too okay? We've been better. He's like a dime store C. Thomas Howell or something. See Thomas Howe is a dime store C. Thomas Howell. I'm sure. hat. Oh, shit,

that's starting to get the giggles now. We're in that, the commentary. Got me. Her uncle's clown costume. What is that going to do? Exactly. What?

What? There's a motherfuckers hammering some IKEA fucking wood. You can go on it and it's a fucking going to dissolve. That's not even how that door works, dude. Michael can't get through that Michael can't get better with the shoe string Just tie the knobs together

Shit they should have just got out of time, man They come back here for Well this kid wanted to call his parents They didn't let him Yeah The attic now Typical horror movie addict It's bigger than the actual house

She's still wearing just a t-shirt I would have been like put pants on right now. She's trying to get a message across, Lance. Is she that one that was involved in the train at the police station? We heard about six months ago. Was that too much of a deep cut? Get your pants, get some pants on. The one with a female officer nailed like all the whole department.

That's what I was thinking, yeah. Is that in Texas? Probably. Or Florida. No, I think it was in Georgia, actually. Oh, God. Yeah, that makes sense, too. I love how his hair never messes up in this.

All that product. What you see, Brady? Is it dressmaking in the attic or something? What's going on? What's like it? Yeah, that's kind of weird. Well, it's obviously the best place to do any kind of dressmaking or better. Puppet making?

or anything like that. Is Toulon up there too? It's making his killer puppets. They're in the fucking Skinnamak Cerkerts at right now. Does the electricity work? Look at that. Right.

I'm getting Skinnamacrcirk flashbacks. Yeah, that's a good point. He took out the power guy at the power station. Yeah, he knew what he was doing. Don't step on any Legos. All these guys got old shotguns, except for the shots. sheriff he got like a new fancy one he's like I'm just gonna sit here till he shows up still didn't put any pants on yeah

are you mad at that no like I said she's talented that she is I just remember her drunkenly dancing on stage at the oh at the scary at the scaryokey jam oh no oh my gosh like I said she said she She's talented. Somebody was singing Love Shack by B-52s, and she jumped up there, and she was dancing, and the guy from Jeepers' creepers

was up there dancing all drunk, too. Oh, Lord. I don't think she's just type. Oh, you don't mean the director. No, not the director. No, no, the guy that played the creeper. All right. Not the real creeper, though.

Yeah. Lance, it was an adult woman on state. And what's his name was up there? You're right. He wouldn't have wanted anything to do with that. Roach from people under the stairs. He was up there singing. I want to say Jesse's girl. That sounds about right. Or was it that or pour some sugar on me?

I don't know. One of those ones, but he had that crowd going. He had a wrapped around his little finger, man. If you're going to wait for killers, sit against the wall. Yeah, no shit. Lewis is going to be 100% heel now, watch. yeah Wolverine eat your heart out a killer

I repeat a killer running loose in the street anybody have a CB radio I need to get one he gave you all the information you need yeah killer running loose on the streets what else do you need no power it's my

it must be running on a battery yeah I was wondering about that Maybe it's one of those, like, wind-up ones. Yeah, that's an often mistake. Shouldn't he be, like, securing the house instead of sitting and living by the fire? He's securing the front door. The state police wonder how to stop him? Maybe nobody knows how to stop it.

There he goes. I've got to try. He is definitely going for his Oscar in this role, isn't he? God knows how to stop them. You don't want to. It's Cache Cow. Oh, boy. Oh, shit. Now they're going to have their scene. I said, speaking to Cache Cow, check out those udders. You know what I mean? She is well endowed. Those suckers are like halfway down and she's like 20.

Yep, she wanted her. Yeah, she wanted to fuck that guy because it was best for her. Just because you don't give it up. Yeah or Brady won't be the last man you lose another woman. Yeah, Rachel. Oh shit. Yeah, grab the back of her head. Put some fucking rat poised and all that sugar she's been in the coffee. She's like I'm so mad. I'm going to throw water in your boobs. Yeah. Yeah, get mad. I hope that's microphone.

Yeah. Stayed down here in this basement. by yourself. Makes a lot of sense, right? You understand. And I'll show you not how to work it. Why do he leave? What do he leave?

To go help. Police business. You went through a thing of shit. Listen, it's really scary down here. I'm going to need you to stay here so I can get the fuck out. Who's going to be next? His wife and skid. Did they both leave?

Oh, buddy just, I'm gonna just go sit back by this fire so I could stay warm. Why is she, like, randomly taking a nap at like 8 o'clock at night? Is that what she's doing? Is it that early? I mean, they were just out trick-or-treating, like, you mess with us. Yeah, that's true. That's true. And she's still on her costume. Yeah, right. Never took off the costume. Danger lurks, just take it now.

Rachel's like, I don't think this man was supposed to leave me like this. No, he wasn't. probably got tired of his daughter he like here she won't put no damn clothes on now she did unfortunately she's like fine I'll put a bigger shirt on but still no bra fuck that oh oh oh no oh no see like I'm telling you this is like a fucking yeah pretty obvious huh I'm surprised he didn't start talking For real. Let me see them tautas.

I won't let you live. I mean, you got to imagine Michael hasn't seen him since, what, like, 78? That's true. It's been a while for Michael. Hey, man, you don't know what Michael was saying when he was at, you know,

nurses is probably, you know. She couldn't scream to alert everyone. I know, right? Damn. We didn't even use a bullet. That's cold. I don't know if that's how that works, but okay. They'll fight the loss of physics with that cheap as wood.

Well, Nicola turned. What's his name? Nicola? He turned him into a killing machine. If he dies, he dies. With the human growth hormone. Yeah. That might be the only person that could probably beat up, Michael.

It's probably Rocky. Rocky could probably take to me. The daughter for him to beat me. You got to kill me. Neither one of them are going to stay down. Yeah. Stay down, Rock. Are we talking 70s Rocky or Creed Rocky?

Nothing's over. Just give you something to dirt. Rocky four. What's that what? 86. She probably was happy that she got got, probably. Yeah, you know that. Good acting, though.

Where's Jamie? Dude, like, God damn, I told you to go to bed at 8 o'clock at night. Jamie, you had one job to do. Just stay asleep. Oh, boy. There's fucking see Thomas Howard here. Let's get out of here. Yeah, that guy died suffering.

You could tell. Yeah. We can open the door is one lock. He's like, I got to put that little, I can't nail on it. He missed with the first try. I guess it kept it real. That would probably would happen. You know, they couldn't get it out of the window.

He said it's metal. She says, what does that mean? That would have blew him back with a double barrel shotgun? Yeah, no shit. Yeah, shotguns are not the easiest things to shoot in the world. They'll fuck your shoulder up. And you give him the weakest one with two shots. Right?

Like, Michael don't give him. Fuck, look at him. Oh, man. I'm a big of them this fucking second-rate C. Thomas Hall right here, man. Dime store C. Thomas. Yeah, throw a bullet in there, man. All of us don't know what to do with the shotgun. It's a good thing this guy is super slow.

Right. Uh-huh. too lays enough time if it missed the doorknob there's no way he was gonna hit michael he turns it back for you can't swing at the face he's like should I shoot him with him or should I swing I think I'm gonna swing kick him in a gnauz

he didn't even say nothing cool give me your best shot Titty twister Well now you gotta kick him in the nards because it's your only defense. Oh no. Oh, no. What's gonna do?

Right? Well, there goes that head. Yeah. Pitching. Scratching. Man. That's his goal. So just fucking

kick your thumb in their face. Or just, or just go down like a bitch, which is what he did. Yeah. That's true.

But you know what? Oh shit. What? He'd always remember that he sacrifice his life for it. You don't remember what he did earlier that night. That was right.

Jamie threw a pillow down the stairs. What's that going to do? We'll take a nap, Michael. Use his pillow. Oh, my God. Like, how big is this attic? Yeah, it's bigger than the attic. Oh, there's so much shit.

Now he's like, goddame it. There's whole shit in that way. That cardboard box didn't stop him. You're all right, Lance? Ah, man, they should have sent him up into the attic from Beau's afraid to face that giant penis. The final girl. Oh, this is bad. you know it's kind of

it's kind of fucked up how they treated her in part five where they cure her like in the first 10 minutes spoiler alert oh yeah right that what I mean oh yeah they'll bring them back and kill them immediately they did it with Jamie Lee Curtis in one of them was that he wanted yeah she

no it wasn't uh resurrection resurrection but you know what she had she died of noble death in resurrection man I'm not going to lie yeah she went out quick though yeah I mean she was stupid for what she did like what you need to see up under the mask for when the cops come you get to see his face this seems like not the most efficient way to do this

I guess not philip well remember she was she did ask the question really what is that metal for whatever she said earlier yeah what's that for what's that mean wouldn't it be easier for you all to both climb up with like without her on your back Once again, this is a very non-progressive movie. This has become a parody now. Are the Wayans brothers involved in this? Come on. Just go with it, Lance.

Oh, my God. He's just going to slip and fall. Michael's about to get an ankle injury with the way he's walking. They can't climb all the way up, but he can walk up. Can't teleport. So, I mean, you know, he can't. It looks like. nothing you couldn't do. So you couldn't stop for Michael in the 80.

They got Myers, Joy and Faxon, Tyson. They got an awful lot of co-ass cable coil up. No kidding. No kidding. He fucked it up. And he just murdered the child. Man, the dad with the coffee stain time was here, be really pissed right now.

Oh my God. God. God damn women. Rachel could be paralyzed. Oh, she's so. it wasn't that far she tucked her chin and she's all right what do you do run down the stairs he ran down teleport he did the what's that horror movie where the guy was saying all the stuff the kill's got to do

like they got to run when they're not looking no oh the documentary style and I know what you're talking about. Ah, okay, I remember that one. That was a good one. Can't remember the name of it, but it was good. Since the camera wasn't on him, he ran down them stairs real quick. Right. Under the mask, he's tired as fuck, though.

What was that? I love how the story of Lester Vernon or something like that? Yes. Find the mask. Yeah, behind the mask. That's it. Yeah. Great movie. There's Loomis to save the day. Lois is the only one in his neighborhood.

He does not look like he's saving the day. I don't know you. Where are they? Strange of danger. Look, just like, she's like, God damn. You smell like alcohol. I think you got a problem with alcohol, sir. And when you all burned up an hour ago, what happened?

Look, now he's doing sprints and shit. I know, look, like his scar just keeps getting less and less. Oh yeah, let's go to school. Never runs out of bullets either That time you did A slide cock back He's still selling the limb Though I'll give him credit for that

Sure kid He scared shitless too Oh Blonde hair Go on here Miser Missed the mask I got fired that day

The other one was too sweaty Maybe there's two Michael Myers Like scream That's the Yeah I think with that blonde hair inspired that movie totally killer that came out a couple of weeks ago. That's the plot twist. Yeah.

I actually, I did watch that one too as a cool of the week. Yeah? It wasn't terrible. It wasn't as funny as I was. It wasn't great. It wasn't as funny as I thought it was going to be. It was all right. Why did they run to the school?

Philip looks like he's in the Blair Witch Project. I keep expecting it's not. coming out of your nose philip i'm so scared oh damn yikes child abuse where's the creeper when you do i think i think that's a little person that's oh right it probably is let me just d'a trejo yep he'll only fuck oh no Really? Hey, Lance, this works in wrestling all the time. Okay, well, maybe it'll stop them then.

Oh, here's they come. Evil dies tonight. Oh, the signal was for this. Evil dies tonight. Right. They're like in Middle Earth or some shit. Yeah, they're not down with this since they murdered Ted. They're already fucked up once.

I love how this whole town knows. everybody's first thing. Oh, I know. I thought that was you, Earl. My name is Earl. We're saved now. Put to the arrow. That's a smart thing to do when you're passing 12 cop cars.

That's the universal signal, Lance. I guess so. They've deputized all the rednecks. They're all right. I'm moving to Florida. I better learn it, huh? Hey, we're the good guys. We're shooting them up. It ain't even you. Was he like holding on to the bottom?

the truck like Indiana Jones sure what's the that it's been dragging him so he jumped he left the school ran behind them jumped under the truck he teleported up under the truck

I thought he said throw me the idol I'll throw you the whip with a nice sure with the mask yeah well he'll be chucking the blonde hair I love how he fights and none of the other guys

oh come on man I know they're all just live just turned around completely he fell out in the back

of the truck and the guys just still turned around watching hey fellas what's with all this

ruckus back here it ain't pay day or Friday night what's going on back there oh shit

that's pretty wow I know he just reaches through people's faces like bones aren't real sure

I got that metal hasn't cut his nails them however long all right Isn't that that Dixie Chicks though? Yeah it is. What happened to them?

They're still around. They're not called the Dixie Chicks anymore. I think they're just called the Chicks now. They take Dixie out of the name. Dixie is the chicks. They're surfing. See, she's a champ if you can turn the wheel that hard and not flip. No seat belts.

Breaks, man, breaks. Right there, step on the brake. There you go. Run him over. Still has that night, though. She's got to figure out how to learn to learn to work. Oh, she knows. Old school trucks, you got it shoving in there.

That's like, she said. Bring it on. That's exactly what I was thinking. Like, how far did he fly back? Because the road's pretty far from where he lands. I remember, and par fire, there's like a random river there, too. Something yard field goal, the Kansas City guy kicked a couple weeks ago. well we know Jamie ain't got this

of course time let me see seven years old yeah kids don't follow his judge yeah are you all right where's uh

didn't this uh actor that played michael Myers didn't he pass away recently yeah February no damn he don't touch him oh boy

he's my friend get down it's Uncle Michael oh he finally got to use a shotgun. Jesus Christ, man, come on.

He's like, he's like, that tickles. So his shotguns those automatic ones. You have to go to Vegas for that shotgun, bro.

I'll tell you that. Oh, shit. I was like, that's a bad ass shotgun, man. He was waiting for this moment. Oh, yeah,

they have fire. They have fire ranges in Vegas where you can shoot those of the time. Yeah, and Oozies and all kinds of guns, yeah.

So how many times he said he got shot? I couldn't keep up with it. 300. Nobody thought to shoot him in the face at all. Happy ending. Like the bullets just bouncing off his chest like. He got a fucking creepy mask on the wall. What's up with that?

It's over. Oh, it's been there the whole time. That's the sad part. He's limping again. He's limping again. That's more makeup than he's had the whole fucking. I know. What the fuck is?

going on. That mask is foreshadowing. Oh, okay. Survive its memory. I'm going to take Jamie upstairs. Oh, it's the next one when they throw the dynamite down the well. Is that what? Okay.

We're a movie too soon. Yeah, I was going to say, they don't see if the body's there. They're just accepted. But you're right. And the next one, they do. They make sure. That's where he meets the old man that takes care of him for like a year, right? Yeah, and then kills him.

Yeah. Gives him a secret cult tattoo. Oh, Lord. Yeah, where'd that come from? Oh, God. Where is Rob Zombie when he need him? See, because they completely ignore this part that's about to happen in part five. Yeah.

Like it didn't happen. Maybe it was a dream. Maybe it might be a dream sequence. They should have continued with this ending in part five. Yeah. They wanted to do that, but they said, let me see. They got scared to do it or whatever. They just backed out of it.

Really? Yeah. It's just Michael Myers' money. That's why. I like this part. Yeah, this is a great shot right here. And then they just disregarded in the next movie. Yeah.

Oh, man. What? He's about to blast her. Shooter on us. Wow. This, man, this is his Oscar moment. I don't know But you know it's proven

Really? What fuck? Is that Alex Jones? I don't know. Is it? So is she imitating or did she actually turn like? I think she was supposed to turn. That was the point.

Oh, that was terrible. That was weird. And then it never. She's a mute for half of it. And then Rachel's within the first 10 minutes. Oh, really? She's a mute.

And then she has a best friend that stutters. Don't give it all the way. We may do that one next year, Brian. Come on. We will do that one next year. 40-year-old movie, don't give it away, by it. All right. All right, guys.

Thanks for, thanks for joining in, guys. Sean, you got anything going on? You're not back in Florida, are you? No, no, I'm not back in Florida for now. man, I'm trying to. Trust me. Ness, you got any wrestling returns coming?

Whenever that next one is. Was that next month? Paperview? Yeah. What are they called? No, they call it. That's a next week. Premium live event.

Premium live. What about you, Pedro? What's coming up, man? No, nothing, man. I'm just chilling, man. I'm happy to always do these with you guys. You guys know that. So thanks for having me on.

Yeah, we got Tavares. He's a world traveler. What's up with you, Tavares? Oh, man, I'm going to, I'm going to probably do like two movie reviews tonight. I got to get my, upload my Tales from the Hood review on TikTok. So the original? The original? Yeah, the first.

Because they got really bad after the first time. Yeah, I couldn't stand the sequels, man. I think they got like three or four sequels. So we'll stick to the original, 1995 version. Nice. All right. All right. we'll, as always, we want to thank you guys for listening to another episode of The Horror Returns.

You can always reach us at The Horror Returns at gmail.com or just check out our website. Brian, next week it's our kids show, right? Yep. Just see how many kids will actually show out. Yeah, I know, man. They're all growing up. We've got to try to get the next generation. But what movie are we doing?

Five nights at Freddy's. Okay. So, Philip, I know Logan is in. For sure. Yeah, he wanted to go see that for his birthday, which is the 28th. So we, the big one three officially a teenager. You're about to lose them to his friend, so enjoy him what you have. Yeah, I know it. That's the sad part.

I'm kicking him in the ass to get out of the nest while I'm also like giving hugs. All right, Brian, until the horror returns again. night. You can always reach us at the horror returns at gmail.com or just check out our website. Brian, next week it's our kids show, right? Yep. Just see how many kids will actually show up. Yeah, I know, man.

They're all growing up. We've got to try to get the next generation. But what movie are we doing? Five nights at Freddy's. Okay. So, Philip, I know Logan is in. For sure. Yeah, he wanted to go see that for his birthday.

which is the 28. So we the big one three officially a teenage. Oh, what's up? You're about to lose

them to his friend so enjoy them what you have. Yeah, I know it. That's the sad part. I'm kicking him in the ass to get out of the nest

while I'm also like giving him hugs. All right, Brian, until the horror returns again. Good night. Thank you.