The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #390: The Super Network’s Patreon Pick - Riki Oh: The Story Of Ricky (1991) Commentary

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

This week, joined by our main man Pedro Nunez, we honor our patrons from The Super Network, Bede and Marcey. We bring you the infamous Riki-Oh: The Story Of Ricky. Cool of the week includes It's a Wonderful Knife, Loki, Face/Off, and the Fast and Furious series. The podcast spotlight shines on Dead and Married. And we get feedback from Al Ramseur and Jeff Larrimore. Thanks for listening! The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@thehorrorreturnspodcast3277 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR X: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= THR TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-horror-returns SK8ER Nez Podcast Network: https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c4166 E Society Spotify For Podcasters: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/esoc E Society YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A Music By: Steve Carleton Of The Geekz  

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and I think they do some wrestling talk over there, don't they, Pedro, from time to time? Sure, yeah. I know Marcy's a big mark. I think we got you using the terminology now as well. That's wonderful. It's Aussie rules wrestling. They've got the King's Own over there.

Bede does his Bid versus the Living Dead, and he's got a new series coming out featuring Friday the 13th film. So check them out. In the meantime, let's jump into Cool of the Week. Pedro, what did you check out this week? Well, one of the reasons why, well, the main reason why I could enjoy you all yesterday was because I went to go see it's a wonderful knife.

So I'm walking towards the theater, right? I'm getting my tickets and all that. And all of a sudden, my phone starts buzzing a lot. And I'm like, what the fuck? And so I look, and this is the group messages that we have going for the show. show and I'm sitting in my chair and I look at it. I'm like, oh, fuck, we're supposed to record tonight. Because you guys usually, I mean, I don't say usually, but whenever I'm on, it tends to be on Tuesdays. For some reason, my brain had its schedule for today, which is Tuesday.

It's either Tuesday or Sundays. I don't know. I've never really recorded with you guys on a Monday. And so, yeah, so I was throwing, I was like, fuck, I'm already sitting here. I did concert plate leaving because I got the AMC stubs and the theater's like maybe like five minutes away from my house so but I was like I'll just come back tomorrow and watch it but the gods were on my side because

that turned to shit anyway. It's your fault. But I will say this, the movie, I don't know what kind of what kind of reviews this game. I didn't really like it personally. I don't know if any of you guys have had a chance Yeah, I mean it was I don't know what's more of

a young adult kind of thing. I think ever since freaky, people have been trying to, like, duplicate that formula of the young, you know, early adult girl that kind of gets caught up in shit. But this one was a lot of drama that didn't quite hit. I mean, it's a horror movie, but it was a lot of, it was mostly like a drama to me.

And so that was okay. I mean, I'll never see it again, but it was passable. You know, it wasn't bad easy. but it's just by the numbers so that that's what I did yesterday what's going on with Justin Long's face in that movie I know it's I don't know if that was CGI I don't think it was CGI because that production company that was R.J.E I believe which they don't tend to put a lot of money in their movie so I don't know what the fuck was going on with that but um there is another

concern that I have and anybody here that's past let's say past 40 or at exactly at 40 I'm getting too comfortable in these movie theater chairs now, where it's the point where I'm falling asleep. Uh-oh. And the thing is like, it doesn't, I'm not even blaming the films, because some films are pretty fucking good, and I still pass out, and it's becoming a problem. So I don't know if it's age or something that I got to go get checked by the doctor,

but yeah, those movie theaters, man, once you're in there and those recliners, and you're comfortable and you're old, it could become a huge problem keeping the attention on the screen. So, yeah, they've got the heated ones now. Oh, yeah I haven't heard of that Yeah

So I mean It used to be when I was younger Man I used to go to the movie theater And I used to watch I kid you not I used to watch four movies a day At the theater Like I used to play for one

And then just jump to the next I used to time it You know Yeah me too I did that at the dollar theater So I paid for a dollar For four movies Yes and I can't do that anymore

I could barely do one And so now it's like Fuck that I gotta get out of you Of course like nowadays the way the way the film industry is, there's really not a lot of choices or options anyway, because it's the same movie in like four different screens now.

Yeah, sure. So it wasn't back in the day where you had like the rom-com, you had the horror movie, you had the superhero movie, and you could clear them all out in one day. Now it's just all like IP shit and sequels, and I don't want to watch that. It's literally the same movie over and over again,

even though it's a different title. Oh, man. Somebody's getting little jaded in their older age. You know what? That's a possibility. It's a huge possibility. I'm taking that into account as well. I think it's more the movie industry than you. Yeah, no, yeah, exactly.

There's an assembly line of filmmaking now that it's just fucking generic and it's the same shit over and over. So I just watch one now and I said, like I said, I watched it's a wonderful knife. I would say check it out if you're a horror movie fan, if you're a completest. It's not a bad time, but it got a little hype and I was kind of excited for it, but I was a little let down by it. So that's my cool of the week. Wow. What a strangest cool of the week review ever. Well, speaking of the gods being on your side, I picked up a cool of the week last night.

Very appropriate for our fuck up of doing the recording. I'm following the God of Mischief. Yes, Loki Season 2. I'm a couple of episodes in. I love that they brought a short round in as kind of like the regular character. That was really cool. I'm glad that they actually had the balls. I'm a little surprised

Barbel had the balls to stick with Jonathan Majors. Well, we don't know yet. We don't know that. Well, if the first two episodes are any indication, his face is at least everywhere. Oh, so you start. I don't want to say anything yet.

I've only seen the first episode. They already filmed the whole season before that even happened. Oh, no. So they may... Wait a minute, wait a minute. We're all on different pages right now. Yes, we are.

I finished the show. I'm not going to say anything. I didn't. I didn't. Okay, that's what I want. Because, because, okay. Yes, let's not jump to conclusions that he's still very much in it because there's a good show.

Yeah, that's it. That's it. But that's, he's not even found guilty yet, so. Mm-hmm. I will say because of the Marvel's, like, flopping, like, no Marvel movie has never, like, no Marvel movie has never, like, knee deep into, like, I'm doing, I'm doing a lot of research with the MCU.

I got this great book called the MCU, The Rain of MCU or something like that I've been reading. It's pretty good. People should check it out. And as I'm doing my research on the internet, Marvel did let a lot of like Kang-centric IPs expire, like copyrights. So take that information and do with it what you want,

but there's a lot going on right now. Interesting. Yeah, I did read somewhere. they might be reshuffling the whole cane as the king as the main villain. Oh no, now we're going to have a multi-multiverse.

Oh no, that's the last thing we need. This entire shit got fucked up since the beginning and I think what happened with the Marvels, they're you know, Monday morning quarterbacking up the ass coming up, you know, they're going to reshuffle the deck and

they should. I mean, 47 million opening weekend for a movie like that that's embarrassing and that's a message which is the most important thing so you guys people people are I've heard from people that hated the character

of Captain Marvel like the movie really yeah the geeks the geeks gave it high scores huh did they they they they

they uh one of them almost gave it a hero there he said there was some things that stopped him Yeah, like they, they, they, they, sorry, Pedro. No, go ahead, go ahead. I was just going to say, they hated the Captain Marvel. They hated that character. They hated that movie.

Okay. So. Well, well, we just have no desire to see. Like, I kind of don't care if it's good or not. Really? It just had no desire to see it. I was like, another one. All right.

What I, what I do like about Loki is they, they, they, I like the set design. when they do the time travel stuff. Like I said, Pedro, I'm only two episodes in, but I'm really liking the way that they make it kind of immersive when they go do the time jumps and stuff like that. Yes, yeah. I find that impressive. It's interesting because I love the entire season of Loki.

I thought it was, to me, it's their best show they've ever done. And I think that's the consensus. And this week, this past weekend was interesting because you had the whole Marvel thing, happened, which was a big kind of embarrassment. And then on the other side, you had that big critical acclaim for the season finale of Loki,

which got a lot of great reviews. So it was weird to, I guess, to be in their offices where on one end you're getting praised big time, and then on the other end you're like, what the fuck are you doing? So anyways, people could be very fickle, so we'll see what happens. Yeah, I think we talked about it before. I think, Phil,

you said they need to just, like, kind of chill out for a while. Yeah, if they could just like take a break for a couple years and then start it over again. I think that's essentially what we're getting because next year we only get Deadpool 3 and that's it. And that echo in January, but who gives

a shit about that? Yeah, I like the trailer and I like that they're going TV, M.A. It's the first time they're doing it for any of their shows. And it's going to be dropped all in one day, which is it tells you that they either they gave up on it or they just want to get it over with.

But I mean, for any fan boy, that's kind of cool because you can binge it in one day. Um, so yeah, so that's, yeah, they're going to take a break, um, which is good. And then the following year, 2025, that's when we're going to get like a lot of the really good ones, like Captain America and Thunderbolts and their devil. Also, it's, yeah, maybe that little break is what they is what they need. So we could, uh, let us miss them a little bit, you know? Yeah. They like flooded the market too much. There's too much to keep up with. And I, I think at the next Comic Con or D23, I think they're going to announce a whole. reshuffling of their previous slate of movies and what the direction's going to be. Well, I know that my 3.2 shares of Disney stock are finally starting to go up again. So, you know, got to take some good at that. That's hold. That's hold. That's hold. That's hold. I'm going to hold.

That's hold. I'm going to hold. Did you guys see that South Park episode? Yeah, I tried to watch it. It was too silly for me. I'm not a huge South Park fan, dude. I love Team America World Police, and I love, like, the early South Park. I just think they get real repetitive with a lot of the same groups over and over. Team America's not silly?

Oh, it's super silly, but it's not repetitive. It's its own thing. They didn't, like, overdo it. How many seasons are they? Some movie. It's not a TV. True, true, but they could have gone the TV route. How many seasons do they have now on South?

Park guys anybody know god at least oh wow 48 i don't know i don't know i don't know i mean you no it can't be 48 what the that's that's older than we are um it just registered here uh no no no no i would i would guess uh 20 28 28 i would say 28 no way mid 90s right in 90s yeah yeah pulling it up right now see but i think this one was like a movie it was on peacock or something and uh it was pretty that was a couple hours but uh yeah i thought it was funny i watched

you know what i think i was just really six oh wow you guys good guess i had the ped i had the ped i had the pedro nunez uh complex i started falling asleep halfway that didn't that happens didn't give it a fair shake that's why i haven't seen uh i haven't gone to check on marius corsese's new film are you kidding three three and a half hours shit i don't know I don't know if I can go see that one in the theater It's an Apple movie right so it'll be on Apple TV plus here soon All right Just on let Scorsese hear that because he'll be pissed off

He'll be all right He'll be all right that paycheck His last one was like three three hours and something too wasn't it I was four and that was for Netflix Yeah, the Irish oh that's right and yeah it was four holy shit But that was a really good movie, though. I've only seen it once, but those four hours flew by. It's weird.

We're like, man, a four-hour movie, that's insane. Let me sit down and binge watch these 10 episodes of this series. I know. That's true. Double standard. Some of that de-aging in his last movie, though, was kind of like Uncandy Valley to me. It sort of freaked me out a little bit, seeing a young Joe Pesci and everything. So it's kind of weird, but...

Yeah. They're doing it, but they're not. quite there yet. Yeah, not quite. So that's that, Lance, for your cool of the week? Yeah, that's my cool of the week. I know, Brian, you're working your way through Fast and Furious. Is that, uh, is that your cool, or?

We're done. Yeah? Talked about it in an unreleased version of this episode. Worked our way through the whole franchise, had a good time with my daughter. She, uh, really enjoyed the characters of Paul Walker. and I always forget the actor's name the one that played Han her two favorite characters

so she's kind of she's kind of going through when she likes the actor she kind of goes through their filmography and kind of watches all their movies some of these guys have like a show of movies yeah because she was asking me what the hell is

Tammy and the T-Rex yeah I don't know that is even It's a movie, all right. You know, it's a very weird movie. That's what I did with Schwarzenegger when I was little. I went back and watched all of his movies. Nice.

Even Herkey leaves in New York? Probably. Pumping iron? Yeah, I've seen pumping iron. He's coming all over the stage. Yeah. I love that end scene when he's celebrating his wins. with a joint

and a giant plate of chicken wings. No better way to do it. He's such a villain in that movie. Doesn't he skip his father's funeral for a competition or something like that? I think he does. Yes, yes. And he's like, well, my father would have won that because I guess his father was also very competitive.

Brian, is there any particular film from the Fast series that you felt was kind of hard to get through? Two. Two's always been... Okay. Okay. I grown to tolerate Tyrese's character, but I hated his character in that one. Yeah.

And I just, it's tonally, it's just off from all the movies. I don't even remember that one. It's a weird movie. Most people would think Tokyo Drip would be the one, because Togartreiv is, like, really inconsequential to any of the other films. But, well, except when you think of the ending scene with Jason Stathom's character being introduced. but yeah too's kind of hard Tyrese kind of became like I want

I challenge anybody to give me a scene from the later ones where Tyrese doesn't any one of his lines that isn't a punchline or a joke I know and I'll give him a hundred bucks literally that's all he says in every single point I did love I think I don't know if it was eight nine or ten or one of one of the last three where they actually called him out and asked him why is he always screaming

because he screams a lot throughout the whole franchise. Is two when they introduced ludicrous or was he in the first? Yeah. Oh, okay. I remember that one. Yeah. And what's his name's always probably been kicking himself in the ass ever since?

Because I don't know if it was scheduling or if he turned it down, but they were supposed to bring Jarl his character back from the first movie. And he couldn't do it. And so they cast ludicrous and the rest is history. Yes, it is. Yeah.

Kind of sad. How, Tyrese turned out to be a punchline. They were talking Oscars possible for Baby Boy, if you guys can remember that far back. Yeah, no, for sure. John Singleton. That's why he got the game with Fast and the Furious, because John Singleton directed the second one, and he's the one that brought him in. All right, Phil. All right.

Well, aside from the South Park episode, which was pretty great, I didn't think about that until just now. I was watching Face Off. It's a reality show, not the movie. No, no Nicholas Cage in this one. He can eat a peach for hours. I know. Although it would have been fucking baller if they had got Nick Cage to host the damn show.

I don't know why they called it face off. But it's a reality show on Netflix. They do creature feature stuff, makeup art, things like that. They build monsters. And it's sort of set up the way that the Inkmaster works, where they show them kind of going through the process, and then they all, they have the big reveal,

and then they judge each thing and there's a winner and a loser somebody has to go home. I just turned it on for background noise at first, but it caught my attention. I put down the phone, sort of watching TV. All right.

All right. Face off. Yeah. At least they're competing, right? It's not just like the Kardashians walking around talking on their cell phones and eating salads and shit. I can't fucking stand that show.

My wife watches it. You watch a lot of it, Lance. I don't watch it. You bring it up a lot. All right. They all sound the same. It all back in the day with The Walking Dead. Remember how that's what I was to bring up the Walking Dead?

Oh, yeah. Pedro, it'll be back on here. Trust me. All right. We're going to find out. All right. Well, we're skipping Trailer Park and news this week, Philip. All right.

Well, let's roll right into some listener feedback. Again, this week we shone the podcast spotlight. on Dead and Married, a weekly podcast discussing horror films past and present with a monthly spin-off show talking, taking on random topics. So dead and married, check them out.

Dead and married. Sounds like Al Bundy. I know. And they did thank us for the shout-out. Oh, cool. All right. Do they have the recording? Maybe we can put that. Somebody hasn't. Regarding last week's show, Jeff Laramor says, I'm so bummed because I think these movies, especially Candyland and Holy Spider, are movies more people should see.

In fact, I think the more I think about Candy Land, the better it becomes. It's just so rare to see a movie that takes the viewer into a world rarely seen and much less understood and creates such compelling character development. I mean, at the end of the day, we all crave to feel important, to feel loved, to love, and to find digital. dignity of some sort. Who would have predicted that a movie about people who are so marginalized, so mocked, could bring us such a great look at this struggle. Thanks for your show and RIP Black Saint. Indeed. And thank you, Jeff. Been with us, been with us from day one. Appreciate that. Yeah. But the initiation, why? That's right. Have you seen Candleland, Pedro? yeah i saw it uh you know that movie's hard to find though and that's i think that's the reason

why it didn't get the attention that it deserves um i know that i had to look for it um and so yeah no it's it is a good film and there is a message in there so i i definitely agree with with his statement but um it is a hard movie to track down yeah it's on toby right now but uh you got look for it well the thing with like yeah i'm still trying to come to terms that we're going backwards and we have to put up with commercials again. That's just the world that we live in. I know. Why am I paying for a thing and then you're getting money from the commercials?

Shouldn't that cover the... Yeah. So I'm still having a hard time with Tooby just because of my time. And I like to schedule my time when I watch a movie and I like to just focus on the movie. But, you know, it's growing in popularity. I mean, everybody's talking about Tooby now.

So I think it's something that I have to start embracing more. Because there is a lot of good movies there, for sure. I don't remember any commercials popping up in this one. It might have just showed them to you at the beginning. Okay. I have to say lately, depending, I think depending on the movie,

because I think if it's a really bad movie, like a really low budget sheet movie. Yeah. They'll throw in a bunch of ads in there. The opposite of what it should be, right, Pedro? But I also like watched, rewatch Candy Land on To Be, I don't remember a lot of ads, like maybe one or two.

All right, so maybe that was a freebie. Maybe somebody forgot to throw the ads in there. Maybe. I could be lying. And I think they also have the Swamp thing TV show, right? The one that was supposed to go to Max and it ended up in Tooby somehow. Yeah, I don't like what Max is Warner Brothers doing with their HBO stuff. They're just, we pay for Max and they're just shopping everything off to all.

these other streaming platforms. Okay, but to be fair, all right, I think... To be fair. Yes, I think... What's the name of the CEO? David, some or other? He... No, no, that would be weird.

No, no. That would be way more... No, no, the thing is that I think what's going on is that, again, somehow, through all this entire process, they realize that this whole, like, streaming service thing, of the subscription service does not work revenue-wise. So they're all trying to go backwards now, which is weird. We've never lived in a time where you're trying to reverse technology to where it's like,

okay, we had a good system here where you would watch network television, you would watch cables, there's commercials which pay for everything, and we tried another model which Netflix kind of blew up and it fucked everyone up, and now they're trying to reverse it. So now it's all about, okay, we've got to shop our shows now because that's where the real money's at. and we got to put commercials again. So I think the CEO of Warner Brothers is just trying to fix this shit,

which is making it look like he's making it more of a mess, but I think he's actually going in the right direction, as weird as that sounds. So eventually there's going to be a few prevailing streaming services, and you just sort of pay for the channels that you want, like we should have been able to do with cable from the very fucking beginning. Yes. I like that.

Yeah. Yeah, but with commercials in it. Even if you're paying for the service, like cable, like you said. Yeah, I'm okay with that as long as they drop the price a little bit. Well, I don't have that free tier now where you could just, you know, there's a lot of commercials. Yeah, Tooby's free. It is. All right.

Al Ram Soar says, I got to agree with Phil. Tokyo Drift is my favorite one. Yes. There you go, Pedro. No, I think Fast Five is my favorite one. the one that brings them all back for the first time. Brazil. The big reset one, the reset button one.

Yeah, that's a good one. That whole scene at the end with the safe was amazing. Except we didn't see Jason Mamoa jump out into the lake there or river, whatever the fuck it was, to the redcom. Major, yes, we did. He was there the whole time. No, I could always sit down and watch that one from beginning. So that's just a fun movie to me. And it brings everybody back and, you know, it's that whole team up.

And I know it's a good movie for sure. That's probably my favorite one. Yeah, Tokyo Drift definitely inconsequential, but it's a fun movie to watch because you don't have to know all the other stuff. That's true. Not that it matters a whole lot, you know, cars flying through the air and buildings in Dubai. All right, that's it for listener feedback this week. Our intro and new logos come from Steve Carlton from the Geeks. and be on the lookout for some more great stuff from him.

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We're going to roll on to our main attraction. And bring you at long last, again, the commentary for Riccio. That long last again Well, you guys didn't get to hear it But it was fun to watch it because it was a first watch for a lot of people It's on the cloud somewhere Yeah

Contact the FBI there You recorded everything From 1991 Ricky O-R-I-K-I-O-H or the story of Ricky Ricky O, a young man who has superhuman strength, is incarcerated in a private prison where inmates are treated like slaves. He is forced to use his unstoppable form of martial arts to destroy the corrupt officials and their lackeys. Bruce Lee goes to jail. Director is Nyai Choi Lamb, also known for erotic ghost story and peacock king.

Fantastic movies. Curious about erotic ghost story. Writer is also Niaai Choy Lamb, Tetsuya, and Masahiko Tagajo. I think you did a fantastic job this time. Not bad. Maybe. Or I just sounded like I did. So Much Fake Blood was used in the Meat Grinder

finale that uh su wong fan could not wash the red office skin for three days uh the shelf behind the assistant warden's office is filled with pornography films what an odd trivia but okay like erotic ghost story and peacock king all right let me see if i can't share my screen and we'll get this Sucker started to make sure we're still recording. Yeah, that was definitely a great copy, so I hope you find that same copy because... Yeah, I got the same one. That was great, man. The subtitles did not match the dubbing, Pedro.

I think that was the charm of these movies. Yeah, it's charming, all right, in its own way. You can't... This thing is... You got to go look for it, because it's not on any streaming services. So there's that But it's worth watching Okay movie starting we're at six seconds

Seven, eight nine Ten Oh I gotta change the audio settings You guys see everything Yeah you got us hooked up Good deal I'll see if I can move this little guy out of the way

And now you're just listening to us watch silence Yes The prison bus is arriving. Well, I will say that, you know, way back in the day, these kind of films, I'm very nostalgic for them because when I start getting to films, I was a teenager, so it would be like the mid to late 90s. And we didn't have the internet as, you know, I mean, it was around, but we couldn't just download shit or stream shit at that time. So a lot of these films, when you would get together with other, with the community that enjoyed movies, like I would call them like quote unquote cinephiles. Like a movie like this one, a movie like Cannibal Holocaust, they kind of, they grew in this

like mythological stature because everybody talked about them, but nobody had ever seen them. Yeah. So part of the fun was tracking them down. And, you know, if you got your hand on a copy of one of these films, like, like you were like the popular guy in school for like, you know, a week, you know, as everybody got to see it. And then so you had in the early days of the internet you had all these discussion boards that would sell like third generation dubs of these fucking movies. And you would see the worst picture quality. You know, you would buy a tape that was like 30 bucks, you know, not including shipping and handling. And you would be so excited.

And the movie looked like shit, but you watched it. So that was a huge thrill back in the day to be able to catch all these like forbidden films. and tell people that you actually saw it, you know, like, you know, I saw Ricky, oh, the story of Ricky. What was it about? Did you see that? Is it true that this thing's in it? So I remember all that. So, you know, different times, people.

Well, that was the bad thing about the VHS tapes, man. If you made a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy, they just got progressively worse. Yes, some of these copies were so bad, dude. Like, like, you know, but it didn't matter because you got to, well, that's the only way you were going to see it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of course.

I've seen the Golden Harvest logo Pedro Wasn't that Bruce Lee did a lot of movies with him? Yeah, yeah, that was funny that produced a lot of his films early on. Yeah, this definitely looks like a throwback to like those 80s action movies. Oh, for sure. Like escape from New York and shit like that.

Yeah, and the Hong Kong scene during this time, they had what's called a Category 3 film which made it even more mythical because that was like the really, really gory shit. And there was a few movies like that. It was like the Ebola syndrome. What's another one? You know, about this guy who has Ebola and he just like fucking chicks all over Hong Kong and they're trying to stop them.

And this one, and there's a few other ones. But yeah, this was definitely one of those like four-bidden fruit kind of films that every like teenager wanted to see back in the mid-90s. Some Chinese propaganda at the beginning of this sucker. In the year, 2013, or whatever it was. Capitalism has taken over. Sentenced to serve seven years for robbery and assault. Not that we didn't have our communist stuff that said the same thing.

Sure, sure. This is also during that era where, remember, like, that very, like, Tarantino-ish introduction to the characters where everybody, get their own little introduction, like, like, right, like we're seeing right now. That kind of gives them a little bit of buildup. There was a shitload of copycats like that during this time. They're all just wearing regular clothes. No prison uniforms.

It's like a barber shop, like pick your haircut. Right. 21 years old. Sentenced to serve 10 years for man's slaughter and assault. He's a cool guy. He was a bunch. Hey, I didn't pay you believe. Uh-oh.

metal detectors went off Pedro and they're made out of wood looks like I don't say the false alarm right you guys want to look at my balls of steel huh I thought for sure

he was going to have the cucumber wrapped in a like the both of that movie spinal tap you guys remember that oh yeah they were stepping their paint Limitum foil cucumber.

Would you know those guys were stuff in their pants? Have you ever seen those old 80s, like, rock album covers? They've got a dick and spandex that goes like halfway down their leg. I'd give them the rolls. Like, there's no fucking way, man. You're a little white dude. They have a whole X-ray machine there, by the way. Yeah, I saw that.

The warden is the most powerful in this prison. It's because they privatized the prison. That's right. They can make them nice. They can make them nice. West, north, and south. Each wing is controlled

by a leader. There's a, I'm getting like some, like, escape from New York vibes here. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Or the assistant warden yet. Just make sure you know the rules and your place here. That is not what he said in some titles.

Oh, man, look at that. This reminds me, remember back, the day when we were going to see like you had those big long pissers in the restroom that everybody had a dare. It's like those were, I don't know, I was never comfortable with them. Yeah, no, they're always

weird. There was like no dividers. It was just one big, like, tub and every dude that'll piss in it at the same time. The piss trauma. There's always that one guy that wants to talk. Yeah. Well, see, they didn't do greater to piss trough. They all just in you.

and turned around and started to be it. Where was he hiding that? Hey, good question. His prison wallet. I made the train a lot of scratch, you know. A kid's toy. Oh, it's your kid's toy. That's right.

I hear that your probation's coming through. Work his glasses. There's no probation. You better watch yourself if you know what's good. For like no reason. Right. Samuel. You bastard!

Where do you get that? His other prison wallet. Make that shape in his face, I don't understand. I'm trying to figure out. He's old and clumsy. He just fell, you know, and ran into a knife. The guard just put his hands on his hips. He's so hard.

It's like, tis-tis-tis. Yeah, stop running into blades. leaving we still have to watch so who can oh the hell was that going on the floor it seems like weird things to leave laying around the prison

you talk to me uh oh not are you speaking to me are you talking to me punk that was a horrible shot those guys are terrible at basketball Hong Kong people are very tiny people. Until you get the genetic freak, what was it, what's the name?

Mao Ying. Yao Ming, there it is. Ah, Yao Ming, that's right. But I think they, like, bred him. Yeah. They created him in the lab. Have you seen his wife? No.

She's like, yeah, she's a best wife. former basketball players. She's like almost seven feet tall. Yeah. That's, they, they, they, they, they push them together, like the big ones. So that they get people that can dominate. Look, all these urinals are.

Yeah, that's a guy rule number one. Just in case you guys were wondering, if there's a wall of urinals and they're all available you do not piss right next to the other dude that's right and you keep your eyes right on the wall

yep and most of the time it's understood that there's no talking but no they shouldn't be there's always that guy because the thing is that when you talk it not that you shouldn't talk is that when you talk it leads to you moving your head tilting your head

with a conversation that could be to an accident that's true that baby And they put him right back out on the line Making lightsabers, right? His bandages His whole head is all bandaged up Surprise he heard them

Calling him over Hey at least he got some new glasses Or did he just tape them up And now he's going to need some more Yeah I want to go home To see my wife and kids Ever since I've been here

I've been ever since I've been here These accents Man It seemed like he could just keep running And just leave the prison That's good point It's not like they were watching

No nobody was watching Man that is a giant Flashlight or a tiny little guy That was lost in translation The one said He's hanging himself to death The other guy said he hanged himself Same concept, I guess.

Except the difference of already being dead. Well, yeah, that's true. It should have been a traffic offense only, but the guy had to be a cop, so he was sent here. Ain't that always the way? What's with the Bronx accents? These guys had a lot of information. I know. I like how they were just all slowly telling the story as it panned down the...

Oh, that was great. Great filmmaking. How did he get out of his cell? Spurkey. I'd like to examine the body. Is it? Medical examiner now? I thought he was going to pull some reacher shit.

Yeah. He looks at something and he's like, that's not right. That's not how he died. Those chains just pop right apart, didn't they? Let them die with dignity. He has a, but that got destroyed. destroyed, didn't it? I guess he

put back together for him. It's another one of Ricky's talents. Woodworking, like Jesus. Oh, geez. He's like, he looks like a mix between

Bruce Lee and that fucking giant dude off of Bloodsport. Wasn't the sumo guy? No, like the big strong guy. Oh, Chunky. Yeah. You're talking about Apollo Young, I think. Yeah.

The main villain, right? Yeah, the main villain. Yeah, yeah, Chungley. He should have been in this movie. I'm kind of surprised he wasn't. He's like, what is this movie about? No. Why is he checking him out?

Hey, man, why don't you keep your eye to yourself? You're one eye. Chose his muscles, like when I was little. He looks like a little kid. He's got all drool running down his chest. That's gross. Is that what that is? I think so.

That's Fawsey. Now he's got a smiley face on his belly. He kind of does. And the nipples are the eyes. I think there's Ricky O' guy should go to the MCU and fuck up Kang or whatever. That's what I was thinking. He can't. This guy's undestructible.

crossover episode Rickio that's a big plot Oh After all that What's that gonna do? And that was the day I quit my job as a prison guard

Yeah He's about to say That's when I turned in my turn I haven't had the pleasure These subtitles are not helping I'm head of the north I gotta say I like his tattoos

Yeah Yeah I've never been a huge fan of the like yakuza style tattoos but he's just got it like on his back and over his shoulders it's pretty cool i'll think you can have it anywhere else well yeah normally it's like a full body tattoos but like except for the hands and the yeah yeah got to keep your tattoos covered yeah i think i'm the only one in in this uh commentary here who has actually been kicked out of a bar by the yakuza Oh, wow.

Yes. I was in Tokyo about in 2016 and they, I mean, it's another country, whatever, it's different culture. And they're, I think, all right, because I experienced it. I think they're very racist over there. So I went to a bar and it literally says there, there's a sign that this is no Gajun. In other words, no foreigners. I mean, I could, it was, it was pointed to me afterwards. I don't we can't read Japanese um so I go there and they very politely told me that you know your

presence here is not one and not welcome and the yakuza doesn't appreciate they actually use that term and then I had to I had to leave if I had to see the next day I had to leave so I left but yeah very very um yeah it's it's a different culture than ours man that's scary but I feel like my initial response would be really can I meet them it was like it was like i was an autopilot because like you're saying philip like it takes a while to register that shit like i just walked out that was my first instinct and then as i'm walking back to my whole time like what the fuck just happened like that i know and then so i was in my in my bedroom i was like oh shit that's fucking crazy although in the moment you're probably like the who wants me

all right bye i'm out of there of course i'm much stronger now why don't you show me how strong you are all right But they do have a lot of influence over there in like entertainment. They run a lot of the bars and clubs and stuff. How bad. Wonder if Bill Murray ever ran into him when he was out there. Yeah, but I don't think he's going to get kicked out. Probably not. Bill Murray, you are my favorite.

A fucking Bill Murray. Oh, poor little schoolboy. You're still as clumsy as he always were. So why is he has books and he has a tie and he's in a cemetery? what's the context here it's good point i'm gonna learn chicum i can help the week it looks like oh never mind go ahead pedro he's staring right at it i was gonna say were you about to get in trouble lads and you just edit it yourself or that's right

it's just weird because there's like he was a school a school boy but i guess that's his master And they're in a cemetery. He was a nerd until he long had learned Kung Fu. It's like the mad libs of movie plots. Chigong accumulates energy in the human body and turns the body into a natural shield against all attacks. That's not what it said. It's got the glow.

Yeah. And you have the energy you should be able to use it. Now I want you to call forth your energy and break this headstone with your arms and your legs. with your arms and your legs at the same time. Yes. Hey, he was supposed to practice. Now I want you to practice.

Use your strength well. Use your strength on these headstones that are made out of cardboard. You just think that's kind of a joke. This is kind of a dick move. These are people's headsets. Yeah, a little bit. That's right. Oh, boy, he's going to get haunted, isn't it?

Nobody's gonna know where to go when they come to visit their family. Oh no. Rickie. Brick this one. Take advantage of your strength. Nah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he's He's wearing nikes too which is very rare for these. Is he?

Yes. I thought they were easy. He's not wearing those toe shoes that Bruce Lee used to like to wear. Yeah. Maybe they get a sponsor. All right, so that's his origin story. Good. We got it. Some of it. Yeah, it's blood sport.

Use your strength. They throw a whole tombstone at them. Would have been more effective in a montage. That is true. There have to be a lot of partying on the set for these kind of ideas to really, you know, come to fruition. He would hope so. Is that a gummy steak? You have to be very chemically

induced to come up with these ideas. There's the porn videos. Oh, there it is. There's some more. You can kind of see them in the background. The old video story, seven doesn't have the curtain. Remember you guys remember the curtain you had to go through? Oh, yeah.

Sure. Oh, yeah. You actually had to slip to that curtain to get to the porn section. Mm-hmm. Hey guys now I'm wondering if these boiled eggs are kind of like an homage to cool hand Luke You guys remember that? We had to eat all the boiled eggs Vaguely it's been a long time I'm showing my age Brian

There's no false sleep while you're watching this movie, Lance please And that goes for me as well He's tearing up that bloody steak, isn't he? It's not even like I A steak that's not even cooked from the grocery store isn't that red. I know. What the fuck?

The second time watching this, like you're still like, what the fuck? What did you do? I just told you what he did. Oh, he did, didn't? He went down the entire list of crimes. That is like a kids' Halloween pirate cook.

Yeah, it is. He's got like, no scars. They've fucked up right there. Oh, yeah. You still have a while to go. You'll tell me eventually. I always thought it would be really cool if I had like a scar across my eye, but like, you know, I don't want to not be able to see.

I was going to say, Phil, we can arrange it. We finally do our horror returns get together. We'll put that on the agenda. I know somebody. You don't want it, Phil. Well, I'm old now. The scar would have to be here now and then there's a back story when I was a kid I wanted to go. Right.

They didn't fill him in on all the details of Rookiee did though. I don't think so. You're used to this. So are you a trained killer? Tell me. Don't tell me you're a special agent. If that's the case,

I'm here to help you out. I arranged an accidental death for a prisoner. For a prisoner suspected, He's been all over his food. That's nasty. And spitting blood all over it. It's kind of a cool glass eye, I got a second. You asshole translates to dumb bastard.

Plus enough. Let me bring her back here. And then I'll... That got a reaction out of them. Yeah. Oh, boy. We're seeing. how the culture we're seeing how this culture works

some more right I'd say it about what 12 years old who is she to him we still don't know you can figure out the second time you wouldn't quit would you if I don't find out it's a little too vague for my liking

because she does look to be very very young pretty awkward now is a point collection is she like a perv or is that just a mistake Like a set-design mistake I can't imagine I can't imagine it would be a mistake

I was going to say It's an artistic choice Okay now that I see the close up it It's an artistic choice Okay Yeah I just like set design And they just had porn around

So I just use that Ward is very proud of his porn collection I'll stay away From my business Let's just say that's his sister I'm okay watching this movie. Yeah. I just looked it up.

Oh, no. Oh, you cheated, Brian. You cheated. Yeah. Because I think we said sister yesterday. But I was like, what's it, though? So was that his

underage girlfriend? I know, he's about to cert. I think he's been to Sir Jacking off. It doesn't say underage. I'm sure it doesn't say underage. But yes. girlfriend. Oh, boy.

Okay, now, given that context, though, he obviously, when he's having these memories, he was a school boy. Yeah. Okay. So they just decided to use the same actor in his flashbacks.

Yeah, right. He's more fruit with him the whole time and the warning them technically. Sure. Because that looks like her dad. Oh, man. You're really going into the deep deep way of here.

Oh yes, to be young again. That is awesome. A remote control plane? Like kids today would never be entertained by this. I'll be like, oh, that's lame. That's even cooler. It's my phone. Do they have those? But that, yeah, that beats the cell phone any day to week.

They're drones. Well, yeah, but that's not near as fun as actually controlling a plane or a helicopter or something. you know where you have to do that. Kids fly drones from their bedrooms. Yeah. But if you like got to control the the tail rudder and the stuff on the top, you think I'd know this one from fucking aviation unit, but I don't know what they're wrong. And or like, you know, the fixed wing stuff, like that flies in a totally different way.

That'd be awesome. At least the shit has got a little privacy. Or it did until he left the fucking door. open. Oh, yeah. It doesn't matter, does it? I was like, you just doing this

like, is a front of a trip. What is that? This guy is asking for trouble. Yeah, that's probably not how you walk around a prison. I was like how in movies, they always have like chill time at prison

where everything's just open, everybody's just chilling. I don't think it works like that. Yeah, you, You're right. There's a lot of quiet time, too. Especially in the middle of the night when they're all beating each other up. No way. I tell you I'm not a fake. Like zero guards.

I swear to God, I didn't do anything. Are you a think? That's what I think would say. Shout out to Howard Finkel. We got to bring that word back, man. Think. Hey, I'm no Fink. Let's start it on TikTok so get over and everybody's,

using it. Use the feet. Yeah, they'll think it's never been used before. And then lick our shoes clean. You got that? We'll start calling each other jive turkey. Hey, what do you want? And then I cut you up and give your pieces to the dog.

What? Where'd that come from? He was hiding it behind his back. That in his asshole. That seems like a super inefficient weapon. That's a lot of fish. It is. Like it's a fountain.

Didn't he just. use the bathroom? Yeah, it was just taking the shit. It was just at the urinal. Oscar, help me. Don't go too far. If you kill a son of a bitch, what do you want us to say to the assistant

warden? Keep in mind that they're in prison, and they're just having to say, don't tell me you forgot. This guy's got like fucking fatigues on. They're dressed like a mercenary. And was. I want you to tell everyone.

Just one more time. The rules of an old cell. in the north cell only you oscar have the power to put it is oscar all right let the bastard go forget about the old man yeah let the bastard go translated to let centipede go i was just looking at that i'm like am i reading this word right what the hell are you doing what good you're sedapede if you can't take a position maybe you shouldn't be the leader uh oh oh no he should have said that motion. Really slow. He didn't even move.

You just suspect me? He has to fling it. That's a good point. I don't think physics work like that. No. Yeah, they, hey, by the way, Pedro, they throw physics out the window in this movie more than the Fast and the Furious does. That sounds a lot. This is uh Kim Jong-un in an alternate dimension. In the multiverse. Yeah. The Jungiverse. I like control his little hooks.

That's the first time. Yeah, I haven't seen that before. What about Andrew? How does he control him? His hand on the inside is. Well, yeah. But like, if he's supposed to be actually missing a hand, or is he just like wearing a hook because it's cool?

those prisoners in the north. I mean, because that's what it looks like. They don't like, Ricky. That's not because his arms larger than the other one. His weapons all over this

prison. I'm letting you use the knife to enforce the rules. I thought he was going to do some cocaine off of that hook. There's a fingernail for it. It just amazing to me that you guys are still surprised after the second.

You guys are watching this. The kids are watching for the first time, and I saw yesterday. I'm still trying to fake. So, Brian, that was his girlfriend then. According to the internet. All right. Died when. We'll figure it out.

This guy's cool tattoo. Yeah. I'm telling you, dude, that's a badass tattoo. It is. It is. I like it. And he's in the prison presentation of Jesus of Nazareth here. Yeah.

And this is why Shia Lube, he would have gotten the real tattoo just for us an artistic expression. Of course. Just do it. I'm a method actor, bro. God, don't give him a role as a serial killer, man, shit. Yeah, seriously. That's probably what's wrong with that guy. His word not got around about Ricky.

Why don't you fight back? I want you to be fair. Let Andrew go. Then we'll fight. They had to do the Brad Pitt from Once Upon Time in Hollywood movie and just pick him up and throw him. Right. That guy looks pretty fucking dead to me. He does.

He's fucking exorcist, man. Come on, Ricky. You can do it. That little lecture powered him up. I started on him. yesterday and I still can't get enough of them. They're hilarious. Oh, what was that? Wesleyan, he threw dust at him.

Yeah, I didn't catch that the first time. Broken glass. When you're blind. Come on. He's bloodsport. He's about to go Van do. Flashback to your sense and teaching you. Oh, Rick is going to power up right now.

Power up the shitty water. His eyes are going to be infected now. Yeah. Why did the other inmates jumped in the water with him? What was it? I don't understand what kind of water line that could possibly be.

It was sewage. That's definitely the sewage. That's right. This guy's like Wolverine, Medra. Look, where's the one from his eyes? Well, he washed it off. Well, he is, though. Wolverine powers make sense.

here. Oh. And the birds, they ate his eye. Not you too. Do they explain why he can't kill the warrant, though? Because he used to be like the main source of his problems. You would think so.

Well, because he's the good guy. He doesn't kill for no reason. Did he just stitch his wound up with a vein? He tied his tendons back together. No pain or nothing. Ricky? You're all right. That seems.

Oh. Ah,dy-Khani. Well, Oscar's gone. Come on. Come on. It's the honorable way. You got a lot of guts. You got a lot of guts.

I didn't get that one. That's funny. He's still fighting. He's still running around. Fight. Oh. I love the X-ray vision Yes

Great effect Yay Ricky, yeah All the extras Is it like there's the old man in the background He's like ah Is there? Yeah

Oh yeah, you're right They probably pull these people in off the street You think they gave me any money Pedro or just like a bowl of rice Or something? I think that's what it was That cross was not that wide the first time we saw that.

A little big ass cross. Different prop. The mighty communist party taking down the evil symbol of Christianity. Or Ricky O is the Chinese Jesus. Ah, okay. Yeah, see, he put the little car back together. They even gave it to you.

He's a carpenter. Oh, you're right. I've been reading this movie, though, wrong the whole time. Well, that guy's going to die next. Right? Oh, shit. And worse hair in the movie goes?

Okay, I have a question right now. What is going on right now? Whatever you come up with is the best answer. It started with many images for my brain to handle. It was a lot of shit that happened all at once. Look, how are some of these three guys are here? I think they're the other three of the four. The four-game leader.

We get those sons of bitches. Come on. Has chains come apart for these? Andrew? This guy called Andrews. Well, that guy that pulled out his guts when he was fighting. I think his name was Oscar. Oscar.

Oscar de la Jolla? A very traditional Chinese name, Oscar. Oh, is the one that can't get past the fence. Looks like the boy in the striped pajamas over here. Oh, that was Oscar's kid. The opening's on the other side. He'll figure it out a minute. I was Oscar's son.

Little Oscar, huh? It's about to walk past the entrance. One day you'll find me, kid, and you'll get revenge, too. We've all been there. Come on, this is. Right. Take practice. Try a different leaf.

No, I... It's not the leaf. tell a story real quick. My kids baseball games, one of the other siblings of a baseball player was hanging out with my daughter and showing her how to do that with grass. Like it actually works. You can pull a blade of grass out and blow on it and make it whistle. Make the sound, huh? Yeah. I never learned how to whistle with my fingers, which brings a lot of shame to a Latino. Not either, man. I've always wanted to learn.

how to do that and I never could. Yeah. As people that will carry a beat that shit and I could never learn how to do it. Never too late to learn. I've tried it a bunch. I've never got it. Oh, what the fuck?

Come on, cut off your tongue. Yes, you dumb ass. No shit. He just took a thousand leaves. He's been trying for a long time. I guess so. But he's got no tongue. I feel bad for him now.

He's going to give him his skin flute. The one that never falls off. That's going to end up in somebody's like chorophists or something, right? How do you think he got it in there? Walking around with this flute up my ass. It's three years. He didn't smell it. He didn't smell it.

Man, the editing was bad right there. That was pretty bad. The sound effect came in after he took it out. Oh, no. There's Oscar's kid. Remember that? He just killed. Well, he learned to play that sucker quick.

Say, be careful. He's making it. What he's doing right now with the way? he's gyrating like that he's making himself a big target for that prison i'll tell you that right now yeah because remember the guy that came out of the toilet was singing the dancing uh yeah nasty ass leaves wait a manette is this the ganja it's worse poppy he just ratted him out yeah oh oh that's gonna piss off rickio one of the four.

This guy with the, looks like the cling on his. So this is essentially the kung fu game, right? Like, he's just going to the next level and the next level. Uh-huh. What's that? Alan's a mute.

How can he check? You think I'm lying to you? The earrings in the left ear, guys. It's not gay. That's right. This is K-pop before K-pop is cool. that's yeah you're right that's exactly what it is oh man i can't believe i didn't see that this big guy they put him in prison

he's probably like 5-7 but everybody else is pretty small he just looks big people just like pop out weapon from like their pockets and they're never small weapons either right combat knives and shit That one guy had some kind of sawsword. What the fuck was that? They're fucking with the mute kid again. That could be, like, if they remade this movie today, that could be, uh, fucking the guy that did Halloween.

What is his name? What, the director? Yeah, the one that re-did Halloween, and he's the comedy guy. Oh, uh, David Gordon Green. No. Oh, um, what's his name? Yeah, I know you're talking about. Traynor.

Yeah, Danny McBride. Danny McBride. That's Danny McBride, but he's like Chinese. Oh. Oh, what? Woo McBride. Oscar McBride. Yeah, Oscar McBride.

I guess that was more Japanese than Chinese. Isn't that Allen? Straight line. Should get closer to see. No kidding. line. Rogan. You guess said Seth Rogan, right?

That was Bid's suggestion. Right. Now look what happened to him. Just what did Alan witness. Forget it, Ricky. You don't miss with Rogan. Good on you, man. On John is broken.

Got it. Hey, what did we determine that the rule was to this movie, become friends with Ricky and then next scene you're going to be Deb? Seems to be the way he goes. Ah, my skin flute. That's kind of slimy.

Wipe it off. It'll be good. Hey, it's Lou. Maybe he needs it. That's right. What did they do to him? I'm not understanding. They also skinned him alive. They didn't you hear you hear him? Say skinned him alive. Is that what they did?

Oh, man. You're just looking at. way to go. Oh shit. This case is gone. He said devil amped. Yep. This isn't going to have a heart attack, man. Like, he's always pissed.

I swear his bits are his pills. I love to look that that guy gave him. Big, are you serious right now? That is exactly how I move past a desk. Parkour! That was lost in translation.

No, I said pop. It wasn't the Larson. They're burning everything. Damn, it's really burning. Translation. Oh shit, that's it. We get the Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris fight. So you're the one.

You burn the whole stock. I'm doing everything for Alex. You're dead. I thought it was going to break until a dance number with that. They might. Maybe it's not over yet. Hey, hey, he's about to give a real K-popperion. A fire for no-wrested.

I didn't say it like three times already. That sour smell. Squeeze the juice out of the puppy. Then you dry the juice. Then you get opium. He does the recipe. Wait. Is that how that works?

Just out of the period. That's all that thing. Well, yeah. Rogan's Kung Fu is unorthodox. K-pop. The head of its time. It is unorthodox. Right.

He just walked up to him and punched him. I've hit your death spot. You'll soon be a dead man. Who pointed out that this was like a kill bill prequel? Yeah, because was that me talking about it. that. But this does look like something that's totally be into. Oh, for sure.

Pops for everyone. Poppies for everyone. They got the picture and picture going, look. Pornos and poppies. Oh, the think out. Oh, the think out. Uh-oh. Fucking three stooges over here.

Yeah, a lot of comedy. It's time just, though. I always get to chuck. Aye, aye, a y' ought to. Yeah. Nyap, yuck, yuck, yuck. No, sir. A call from the warden.

He's coming back from Hawaii tomorrow. Wait, I thought he was the war. Hawaii. Oh, he dropped his little skittles or whatever the fuck. Yeah. They call them Mints, but I'm not sure sure that's what they are. I'm not convinced. Well, he's not convinced.

When he was first. and shaking him out of his eyeball they were like ball bearings your pills of the poppy I guess that makes sense just where he hides his stash so so I guess from the k-pop guys time is that one looks beautiful before you die uh here we go he's shedding a tear that means a flashback all that all that time for flashback yep flex the Denmark out of me next time I'm going into I'm going to do that see for the work that's what you do when you have a heart attack no wonder everyone fuck you work right you can even overcome my deadly

strike but even if you think you're safe right now I think this guy also I'll not be able to make life I don't anything wrong with that but I'm getting that I like the unorthodox style. With the guy with the blue blue with a bleach blonde. With the worst haircut I've ever seen. Yeah. I might be reaching here, but the guy with the bleach blonde hair. He looks like an Asian Gilbert Godfrey.

That's it. I knew it was something. Oh man, I would say they should totally remake this movie, but Gilbert Godfrey is dead. Because they can do Gilbert Godfrey is him, and then what's his nut is this big guy? That could be like Brie Larson or something. Why is he killing them now? Because they say they're going to shoot on site, I guess. What the fuck?

I kind of feel bad for this guy. He just wants to fight the whole time. Like, he's just like, hey, man, you're obviously badass. Let's fight. And I respect that. But they never actually let him. They never actually let him fight. You're talking about Danny McBride, right?

Yeah, Danny McBride. I kind of feel bad for that guy. Wait, Danny McBride is Tarzan, right? Yes. Or whatever they're, okay. We almost have this movie cast. I'm telling you. Jack Black could be that guy.

going to even have you guys casted Ricky Ricky though good point Tony Guy he doesn't have the hair yeah well you could get the hair yeah

not after the expendables for though what a waste oh my gosh I try I try to the years I try to be positive but I just had nothing good to say it's possible I guess not the warden

I guess he's the assistant warden, which is like the second in command. Yeah, warden just shows up when he wants to, I guess. I don't know. I'm not sure how the rules of this world work. I don't know they know either. What a boring job. And this is the third time I've seen this movie. It's your hand off your hip.

So they're waiting for. Are you running here? God damn. No, but it was earlier when one of the cops came in and he like put his hands on his hips like, hmm. All the little extras crack me up through the whole movie.

They were way from it. He never showed up so they all fell asleep. He flips a lot. That woke him out. Oh, here comes the warden. A little disappointed in his car. For the time, I guess it was a little. big deal.

Oh, man, I know we're going to have a good time with this character. Shit. I'm hearing some Tony Todd vibes from just boarding. All right. Had to get a refill for this one. Sorry. I think Pedro just castes the warden. Tony Todd.

Tony Todd is the warden. I can totally see that. That'd be awesome. He's got the worst heat ever. And I don't think that's part of the f***les is that we've lost. that would thing with eyeballs in this movie I double checked right there

I don't know if you guys ever seen the YouTube channel Jason Brandt he does so bad it's good YouTube reviews movies they crack the code in these old school villains they always have a pinky ring

oh that's a good point and there it is there it is Bad guys and mob bosses. Yes. I had to walk away for a minute. Did you guys talk about how he looked like the character from Roger Rabbit with a coat? Oh.

The kid? No, the warden. Oh, no, I thought I was getting Tony. They looked like Tony Todd to me. Tony Todd? I can see that. We're cast in the movie, yeah. The 5 o'clock shadow.

I said he would look like eight feet tall compared to the other small Chinese fellows. So. They give his medicine. Look at the top of this dude's head. So, so what, I mean, what's, again, what the fuck is going on? Because this, this Warren, the Warren number one with the hook, he got a completely new character in the second half of this movie. Like, what's going on here? What the fuck?

No, he's like he's a bumbling, like he's a bumbling idiot now. It's like he said, it's a video game. This is clearly the final boss. Well, obviously this movie is very anime-esque. Look at the goddamn top of his head. This shit drives me insane. He's got a 5 o'clock shadow on the top of his head. Like, why would you even...

Does it make him look more menacing to be balding when he's not? they ran out of money and they didn't have enough to give him that haircut even a mouth and then that kid you know he's like a 30 year old guy right yeah right which was it was a staple back in the day yeah he's a 30 year old kid and the other one's a 12 year old well it's not a ton different than what they do in the stupid Oh, Sherryton, Danny McBride. Hey, Kool-Aid! Now we get to fight.

Well, they'll cast in the high school shows, and they're like 28. Danny McBride. I can't unsee that now. I'm telling you, it looks like Danny McBride. So what are we casting as the entitled little Chubby Creek? Right? Oh. My permission to die yet.

Danny DeVito. Oh, we got to get that technology, though, the Asian technology. How about Dane Dahan? Yes. Dane Dahan, obviously. Dane could have been Allen. And if Deng's a method actor, he'll gain the weight for this role. Yes, he'll get him.

You got guns. We went for the ward. It's like Danny Big Ryds stole his style from that guy. I wonder if the guy that's doing stuff could he get his straight face and he's gonna make that voice, that's not his actual voice. But then I think what he's probably like one guy doing on a voice. Yeah, Todd's he's enjoying it. Tony Todd, he's enjoying it.

With it, with his five o'clock bald head. The candy man with a bald head. Right. Guy's going to lick the blood. It's okay, son. It's okay. How does that work? We don't question physical.

Yeah, it looks like his fingers were made out of clay or something. There goes old. Tariff. Is he gonna hold it up? Yeah, yeah. This is the throwback to the Star Wars Trash Compactors scene. Every good prison has a hydraulic press.

Absolutely. Hey, maybe we might do it at one day. We might have a superhuman guy. Yeah. What are you trying to find out here? That'd be it. That'd be X-Men. I picture is how it,

would go. Sure. And it's going back up on its own. Ha ha! Thank you. Did your Clippers break?

Who the fuck wears a fake bald head? I know. It's pretty bad. How is this even possible? Pretty bad. Yeah. What do you say?

A hundred thousand? pulse. I don't even think Ricky could survive that. No, he will. There's Huey and Dewey marking out. Right, right. Or Larry Curley and Moe. Oh, look, Danny McReytele still around. Yeah. Also, to use a wrestling in turn, he turned baby face here. Is that what it is? Baby face. Turn to a good guy. He could have done that the whole time? Come on, Tarzan, you could do it. Oh, hey, any of you guys seen this, maybe the creator? No, I'm not to watch that.

Yeah, it's out, it's out now. It's out there. It's out of the dubious means, huh? Yeah, I don't know if it's streaming anywhere. Which one is that? The creator, about the artificial intelligence kid, a little robot kid. Okay, but that's one of those movies that I'm talking about, guys. It's literally like wash, riddance repeat.

Like, it's the same shit. She's already seen Another fucking multi-billion dollar Blockbuster. I don't have to see it. At least it's got a new name. It didn't just reboot another one. They could have called it Tyler.

There's no way you can get away. AI. They could have called it 64 or whatever that other one was. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Exactly. You all remember that movie? AI?

That was a good movie. Of course. And that was a movie. That's back when they were making like good movies. Yeah. That's true. What was the one with Will Smith in it, with the killer robots? I robot.

I love. I robot. That's right. I love that movie. I've seen that movie ten times. Lansom, in the movie, The Creator, does the, does the lead have to protect the little girl? I think so, yeah. I don't have to shit in me, dude.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. I've never seen that one before, ever. We'd be doing that dirty work, and that's not... The dirty work. Yeah. Fucking kid, man. Now Tony Todd's wearing a pirate shirt, right?

You know who we can get from the kid other than Jerry Davido? Who's that? What's Jack Black's the guy in Tenacious D? Oh, God. Oh, KG, yes. Kyle Gass. K-G and K-pop. the same movie.

You're not his match. But then he'll be dead. Oh, shut up. You better dig. You can talk more when you visit his grave. Here. I think I haven't had a supervisor or two tell me in my lifetime.

What's that? I think I've had a supervisor or two tell me that in my lifetime. Oh, I'm sure. You could visit his grave when you're done here. Right. This takes forever. Just get one guy.

I'm sorry. I know. so inefficient, right? I'm sorry. You can dig better. I have one hand and I can do more dirt than that. So Jack Black is the warning, right? We already passed him. Yeah. Okay. Or I don't know. I kind of like Jack Black

is the kid now. I can see if he could pull that on. That's getting the Han, though, method acting. You already... Dayton Hahn is the kid. Yes. I can see Dave with that haircut. Now, if we have Dane in the movie, do we use makeup and cover the bags under his eyes?

I was going to say, he looked like he was 60 when he was 25. Now that's the charm of the movie, let's keep him. Right. And they did finish digging him. But they gave him an oxygen, too. They have a lot of... They have a lot of amenities in this fucking prison. They can just spark up a stogie on the spot.

Yeah. Right. Every one of them. That's back in the day, man. That's got to be the smokiest cell in the whole all of Hong Kong. Well, they have a finder that they don't use. Right. Definitely don't let you do that anymore.

He really is alive. The same prisoners have seen all kinds of shit, and they're still amazed every time he's something new. Sure. It's the same guy over and over that keep up. Kind of like us watching this movie again, too, 19. in a row. Petra? You get the dog! You, bitch!

You know what? That's it. Nothing was at top that scene. That was a great shot. That was a dogo Argentino. He's beautiful. That is rough. The hell? What is it? What? It was a part of the dog, I guess. Oh, okay.

There's a pickup shop. Oh, fucked up that shot. It's a pickup shop. He can live another. week now he's got food. That was insane right there. Flashback time. So K-pop guys do he's a second time he's done that. La-di-da-da-da-da-da.

Going off to fourth grade. Da-da-da-da-da. Oh, man. You didn't play how fake they are. I'm from California. Those are not some real palm trees. Those are not real palms. I don't think there's a real rocks either.

There's thyroid. Looks like it. Kind of like the tombstones. That's not a real high school girl. Why does she have her books at like 7 o'clock at night? She was studying in the library. I don't think that's how that works. That's a lot of heroin. Is it really brown like that? Oh. Oh, boy. Oh, no. No. I don't like where this is going.

back here for you. What do you want me to do with you? For your pleasure. What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? Hey, go down and give me a couple of canoles. You know, at 7th and 35th. Come on. That's, this is, her. 1990. That was, yeah, dude, tough guy was accent you know we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna gonna get sandaya in this roll fuck it oh that was just as funny the second time so this and i right here we gave you ten million dollars for that little part why is y'all sweaty he was doing the heroin because that's how he walks he took it's about ten steps to walk

walk two steps right now. Do you see that? Yes. That was not the translation. Man, what's the hell of your problem, huh? Oh shit. He just randomly does... Oh, this... ...he has?

And now you know, the rest of the story, Pedro. Oh! He put an asteroid crater in his head, makes. Every time he, he punches someone, it's like they're breaking through, like, a wall or some shit. This guy is Wolverine. But yeah, he can't get out of this shit? Why? Right. I think this is all part of his plan.

He fucks with people. I noticed that. Like, he makes it seem like he's weaker than he is. I think he tries to avoid violence at all cost. You know, when you're trying to kill you? Come on. Yeah, until he's getting, like, literally murdered. Hold on the same witness is not a wig. That's the one I want to see. Right. There's little Huey right there with shorts. words.

Is that what they called him? No, I don't know what's the translation. What's this for? Digging Ricky out of the hole. That's the whole reason it's parked there. Why are they digging him out? No, I think they think he's dead. Right.

He's fucking good. He killed so bad. He's like cleaning everything. nothing's wrong with him. He's not white or nothing. He's just asleep. Right. I was wearing the traditional constant shoes. Well, now he's in prison. He's not dead.

He doesn't know how was his time? He can't. He can't, seven days. See? Chinese Jesus. You know what's his name? K-pop guy fucked up by giving him the dog's heart. That's what kept him alive. That's what kept him alive. What goes to do?

Gilbert Godfried. Oh, man. Oh, man. Wow. How perfect would that have been? Well, you can use... Jay, I used to do anything, though. Yeah, you'd have to use CG. And maybe his family gets some money off of this new fucking deal that they're doing.

Hopefully. I think we can be... I'm going to be as low as you're back. Rubber, rubber rebar. You were growing opium here. You're all nothing but killers. I'll settle the score. You'll never get a one.

You talk too much. You talk too much. You talk too much. Did he say they say? You'd never start out. You'd rather be my aunt. I think it's five o'clock shadow is like seven a club shadow now. Maybe that's no style.

That's a choice. I think it is a choice. Obviously grow hair. It's a terrible choice. This is definitely like the Hong Kong three stooges for sure. Eventually I make you talk. You have my little pleasure of here. Oh, who's the guy, huh?

Noy. A moiety. Why does that not surprise this, right? That was turned up for students. Kristen Stewart. Put these in your mouth. As Kristen Stewart. How about that?

Oh, there you go. Perfect. the last 10 years, minus 12. He's got him sticking out of his cheeks. That's cool. We still haven't cast a Ricky, though. You still have to tell me before you can. Oh, you can't cast Ricky.

Maybe. Oh, how about Ricky Morgan? Ricky Morgan. The day I reveal you my secrets. Hail me. Give me some medicine. Yeah. Some vapor rub for those wounds.

Just slang for opium. They don't have any more. They said it on fire. These chains get progressively bigger, Pedro. Have you noticed? Well, they keep trying the same fucking thing, and it doesn't work any of the times. Why don't they just blow them up? You can't come back from that.

I'm a pacifist man. Well, he did eat the dog's heart. I was fucking chains look heavy. Yeah, they do, except they don't. They look really fake. Good acting on his part, then. Right. Why is he hopping?

The chains. Yeah, you can't stand up straight. They're heavy. I guess that works. Let's see how long. Hey, look how long it takes him to eat the rice. What is that? Oh, it's right.

That's like a plate of onions or something. He's already done it. What? He didn't even burp or nothing. I'll come to mom. Ricky's like, could I have something to wash this dog? I just fucking ate old.

No shit. That's got to be some dry rice. No hot. sauce, no soy sauce, nothing. I've actually heard that like burping is considered polite and, well, not necessarily polite but... What is he doing here?

Yeah, polite in Japan. It shows that you enjoyed your meal. I wonder if that's the same thing in China. There's Jack Black. Yeah, I think Jack Black. He's got to be Jack Black. Yeah, he can pull it off. Then who's the baby? Uh-oh.

Dave Gahan. I thought you guys said KG. Oh, yeah, yeah, KG. Oh, that makes sense. Oh! Oh! That was awesome. Wow.

That was not awesome. We're going to stand over here. You know what? Because this is wrong. American audiences, I could say Chris Hempsworth as because he's got that comic timing, you know, that awkwardness

kind of... Thanks for bringing me the food, Freddy. Who does? I'm sorry, you cut out. Chris Hemsworth. Oh, okay. Chris Hemsworth. Oh, Chris Hemsworth. Yes. Yeah. All right. About Tista has to have a roll in this somewhere. Yeah, but that guy is huge, though.

Rikio has some sympathy. Like, you can't just be like the biggest guy in there. True. Well, technically, Tony Todd would be the biggest kid there. Oh yeah, that'd be awesome. Uh-oh, he's awkward. See, that was a Jack Black roll right there. Oh, big time.

I think the actor actually took that fall. I didn't go stun double. I think it was him. That was him. Oh. Oh. So the other stuff in a finally grew some balls, huh? We're back to escape from New York.

Logan's run. Logan's run. Look at this. Like one guy who's just beating the shit out of it. Everybody's like, what are you doing? Fuck the police. Oh, no, this is no, Judge Dread. Has that Judge Dread.

Right. Yeah, it looks like some sort of futuristic space suit. Yes, that's a onesie. Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell. Elf, he can play that. Okay, okay. it's kind of old now but okay

yeah he would do it though I was looking for somebody that's young that could do it but I don't know of any young funny big guys yeah they usually don't live very long how about a Spider-Man's best friend and MCU Moore

he could do it perfect you nailed it there's like way too many shots of somebody looking up brought in this movie whoa what other purposes that thing have other than what's happening right now that's what they eat that's the cologn't green it seems really unsafe yeah we're not guard over to anything right this fucking jerry signfield pirate shirt is killing me there's the kool-aid man again oh oh oh oh oh he's taas wowin a blouse

Yeah. Shirts versus blouses. Don't of that gun. I'll kill you all. What did you get to say to this? Circa Revolutionary War, Philip? Oh. Are you worse left to me, Dan?

You can stop the riot. Better off dead than alive. No, no. Uh-oh. We go. Yes. Damn fucking James Bond style it's your turn

and when you die the prisoners will hope no more hey who wants to die first oh who wants to die first who's got free try those knee attack but it didn't work man they're really

knitting needles at you I was gonna say they're really hamming it up with that voice aren't they Killer knitting needles What are they still doing? Gilbert Garf is a fan of the Halraiser movie. Yeah, no shit. Spider-Man psychic.

Yeah, I can't unsee him now. Except I kind of like that guy. Yeah, I kind of like that guy, though, and I really fucking hate this character. Well, that's the point. I mean, he's got to be able to show range, right? But that's drastic. He's making you hate him even though he's like it.

He's super skinny now. Oh, is he? Yeah. He's getting ready for it. It's a goblin. Well, that's not going to work here. Yeah, but yeah, but he's also one of those, like, skinny guys that you could tell, weigh 300 pounds at one time. Everybody knows what I'm talking about.

Yeah. That's true. Yeah, like the guy that used to be in my name is Earl. Rooka. He's like a, he's like a body pooper. He's like an animal. Amber alert or something. Oh, you're talking about Ethan's

Subplay? Yes. Ethan Subplay, that's right, from Marats. He missed me. I didn't have the person. Controversy on this fucker after he killed a fucking dog and kicked him in two. Shot him in the ass.

Yep. Right in the ass. Every time he's got him in his sight, he puts the gun down again. Come here. Take my son away. Wait, I want to monologue. Mm-hmm. Ricky Hall.

Let's see if you can deal with me. You look real tough. I don't know. Tougher than you. You look real tough is that you still have power. Has to be the very best in Kung Fu. Now see for yourself. The hamburger meat.

Oh, shit. Some wire work. I was about to say he seemed to enjoy that. He's doing the Shinsky in Akamura. What? Oh, this is way more insane than I thought it was going to be. Even on the second viewing, right? Yep.

There's a final level. Snock effects here. It's a super shredder. Come on, show me. Yes. Taste the blood. Is that love his dog, man? Oh, that's what it's power.

Oh, yikes. Oh He's got the form now Didn't even phase him That suit's kind of falling off of that guy Tom Savini, he's not, huh? Yeah The old 360 spot, it's been over

Why does he have to have boogers though? Like what, why is, like, what's the logic behind that? There is not. You know what I think it is? Because I've been watching face on stronger. I'll advertise it again. I think it's distracting from, because I think he sees

through the mouth hole. Ah, okay. And so it's distracting you from seeing the eyes. That makes sense. Lines of drool coming down. Okay. That makes sense. Perfect.

Kobe. More wire fighting. We're going to how together. There's like some, It was like some early Peter Jackson shit, but it was around the same time. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if I said it on the first commentary, but this was kind of lackluster, this final fight.

You think so? You expected more, huh? Yeah, that's true. The fight go on for like, what, two minutes? I mean, compared to everything else, yeah. Yeah, that's true. The effects were good, though. I like the neat grinder scene.

That was pretty cool But yeah, you're right I think the fight should have lasted longer But it was The longer you leave that guy And a fucking tassuit on there The worst looks But I mean they built it up

To what he had the same style as him Yeah Oh yeah Because they had something Something in common Maybe they were both In the X-Men universe That's right

into marble. The multiverse. Wires in the background. The multiverse. Philip, you're not supposed to see that. I guess. Well, had it been now, they could have just photoshopped it out. I think they'd have been back there. Probably didn't help that.

Probably didn't help the wall was booted before he punched it. Yeah. Oh, geez. And they're all saying, you fuck your. I'll give them a little bit of slack at least. dumb you could have done that from the beginning you fucking asshole i know he's sent free all the rapist murderers

this guy is this guy is movereree not a mark on him yep oh he's got a something on his face yeah just seriously right his arm was like cut in half and it's there's not even a scar it out with us, man. Of course man, it's always a good time. This is a first time watch for me and I don't

regret it one bit. Won't be a last time watch, huh? No, no, I am definitely going to go back to it. I don't know. I'm sure some company has put it out on Blu-ray. I'm positive. This is like a cold classic. I'm positive. I think in our region there

was one, but it's out of print. Oh, shit. So you're going to have to collectors item. I'm not paying no 200 bucks for it. Yeah, it's not worth that, right? I mean, it's close to it, but no, it's not. All right, well, Pedro, you got anything going on? You want to pimp while you're on the show?

No, no, that's nothing. I'm just, just had a good time with you guys, as usual. Thank you guys for having me. Yeah, thanks for being on. We can't wait to talk. You're always on our first show of the year, right after we do our top and bottom 10, you always chiseling with yours. This wasn't a good year.

I don't know if you guys agree with me or not, but this wasn't the best year for horror, But there's a couple gems here and there, but nothing as other years, you know. Yeah. We'll get around to you just started thinking about it. Yeah. I'm sure Brian and Brian and I are keeping list. Am I right, Brian?

Yeah. All right. Well, as always, we want to thank you guys for listening to another episode of The Horror Returns. We'd love to hear your feedback and your ideas. You can reach us at the Horror Returns at gmail.com. or just go to thehorroriturns.com and find every link there that you need next week. We're going to celebrate what I like to call Black Friday Eve

with a brand new Thanksgiving as well as 1981's home sweet home. So Brian, until the horror returns again. Good night. Right after we do our top and bottom 10, you always chiming with yours. This wasn't a good year. I don't know if you guys agree with me or not,

but this wasn't the best here for horror, but there was a couple gems here and there, but nothing as other years, you know. Yeah, we'll get around to you. I started thinking about it. Yeah. I'm sure Brian and Brian and I are both keeping list. Am I right, Brian?

Yeah. All right, well, as always, we want to thank you guys for listening to another episode of The Horror Returns. We'd love to hear your feedback, and your ideas. You can reach us at the Horror Returns at gmail. or just go to thehorror returns.com and find every, every link there that you need.

Next week, we're going to celebrate what I like to call Black Friday Eve with a brand new Thanksgiving, as well as 1981's home sweet home. So, Brian, until the horror returns again, good night.