The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #425: Demons 2 (1986) Commentary With Super Patron Nureldin Maslu

Episode Date: July 20, 2024

This week our newest Super Patron Nureldin Maslu joins us to watch Demons 2. Cool of the week includes Longlegs, The Garfield Movie, The Inheritance, and Suicide Squad Isekai. The podcast spotlight shines on Midnight Movie House. And we get feedback from Don Lowery. Thanks for listening! The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@thehorrorreturnspodcast3277 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR X: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= THR TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-horror-returns SK8ER Nez Podcast Network: https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c4166 E Society Spotify For Podcasters: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/esoc E Society YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A Music By: Steve Carleton Of The Geekz

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I'm Lance, with me as always, my co-host, Brian. We also got Nez in the house. Yo. Phil, Phil is, he's an electrician in a hurricane zone in Houston area in Galveston so he won't be joining us tonight but uh we do have a very special of all shows it's our patreon picks commentary and this was brought to you by our main man over here Nereldin Maslu how's it going man I'm doing well I'm happy to be here I'm excited to watch this film with y'all and uh you know let's check it out well normally our

we don't start 45 minutes late but tonight we did the because of various technical difficulties, man. But is this your first time on a podcast, or have you guessed it on another podcast before? This is actually going to be my first time ever on a podcast. So I'm going forward to kind of like seeing what this is all about. I've been listening to y'all for a good minute now. And I'm kind of just looking forward to chopping it,

and spending some time with y'all and checking out this good film. Well, we're glad to have you here, dude. How did you hear about? Horv Returns and McNaz and all this other craziness. Oh man, that's a really good question. I definitely have been hearing listening to y'all's podcast for about three years, I think since around 2021. I definitely kind of stumbled across it.

Nice. And I wouldn't say stumble across it. Actually, it's kind of more of a cross-pollination. So I'm cross-pollinated over from the KLB. I know that last week I had a special guest, Pedro Nunes. I know he put it up on the KLB, and so I was like, I'll give this a shot. You know, like one of the things I enjoy is wrestling, some of the other things I enjoy is horror movies. And it was kind of like, oh, let me check this out.

And I really enjoyed what you all had to offer and kind of the things that you all shared. And I wanted to be a part of it. So I reached out, came Patreon, patron, and here I am today. Do you listen to the other shows that? Brian and I do on here? The wrestling returns. Okay. And what do you think?

It's good stuff, man. Sometimes I don't have time to like actually watch the, what is it, the PPEs or whatever the name change is. Yeah, whatever they are. To hear it's secondhand from other folks that are able to kind of condense it in a really easily digestible manner. And so I appreciate all the work y'all do for the wrestling returns and the, horror returns. Nice. So, uh, Demons 2 is what we're going to watch tonight as, as a group. So what made you pick this movie, man? Uh, I, I think it was just like a really good movie. I saw Demons, uh,

one. Uh, and I figure like, oh, that's a really good film. Um, I didn't see it kind of like in the, the repertoire of all the stuff that y'all have, uh, um, covered. And I figured this would be like a really good film. Um, a fun fact, I mean, I haven't actually seen this film at all. Like, this will be my first time watching it. So hopefully we'll get to experience something similar. And it'll be my first time. So I'm ready to like break this champagne bottle over my head to get this maiden voyage through demons two. All right. Well, we're ready. You know how the show starts, man. Cool of the week. What do you what do you want to pimp this week, man? It can be you know the rules. TV show, book, movie, whatever. It can be a wrestling event.

definitely there's two things that came to my mind. So this week, a little bit of a disclosure. I grew up with daddy issues, right? No one ever showed me how to work on a car. And right now I have two kids and something has kind of been coming up of like, oh, man, I need to figure out how to like do stuff for myself and like work with my hands. So this week I actually changed my car oil for the first time ever in my whole life. That's important, man.

You need to be doing that. English. Yes. I felt, I was like, man, I'm working with my hands. My hands were all greasy. A whole bunch of oil. I spilled all over the asphalt and everything, which I'm not tripping. I'm renting, so I don't got to worry about that. But I changed my heart. And that was really fun. I had a bottle of wine with me doing the whole process. No one ever told me it takes like 15, 20 minutes. So I'm thinking I'm going to be here for a minute. Super easy. Thank you, Sue. for their very easy oil filter placement. You just pop, pop, pop, pop, put it on, and you're good to go. And so that was my cool of the week. And the second is actually I saw Long Legs last night.

Oh, all right. Enjoyed it. I thought it was a really good film. I definitely had a late-night viewing. I was kind of worried. I didn't want to fall asleep. I normally don't stay up that late. But hey, I wanted to be prepared for the show today.

So I checked out Long Legs. I rated pretty well. I enjoyed it. But I know y'all are going to talk about it, so I won't talk about it too much, but I think it was cool. So was it crazy Nicholas Cage? You got some wackiness, right? He definitely played into it. And if you didn't know it was Nicholas Cage, you're like, oh, shoot, like, who's that?

But then, like, you kind of see the National Treasure kind of bleed through. And kind of every time I think of Nicholas Cage, that's what I think about. And it was good. Definitely recommend very atmospheric The cinematography was hell of good I was like walking home from from the theater last night And the branches were kind of scaring me Just because the way it was shot kind of

Damn, that's what you want to hear Yeah Where did you see it at? I went to a what is it? I went to a regals It was a packed house Wasn't the best viewing experience I got there I didn't buy my tickets ahead of time

So I got the front row on the right. I think of Ben trying to check out the screen. But regardless of being in the front row, had a good time, really enjoyed it. And I look forward to hearing what y'all have to say during next week's podcast about long legs.

All right. Brian, is that your cool of the week, too? What, long legs? Or changing the oil out of the car? Either one. Take your pick. I have not seen long legs kind of waiting closer towards the get to the show. So

I do have some newer movies. First, me and my daughter, we've been kind of taking a break from the more adult movies that are geared more toward adults. Some people watching some newer animated movies. And it's just a real quick recommendation

for the kids, Garfield. The Garfield. Yeah. Has some interesting voice casts in there. You had, which I didn't recognize him. Nicholas Holt completely does not sound. Nothing like him.

Does he play Garfield? What's the owner? John. John? Yeah, I think John, right? J-O-N. Yeah. Garfield is a Starlord.

Ah, okay. And who plays the dog? No more Bill Murray? No more. No Bill Murray. Odie is, I can't remember his name. He's the, from what we do in the shadows, the assistant that becomes the vampire hunter.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Odie doesn't talk. He kind of, he doesn't talk. He doesn't talk, but he does like, if he does say a word or two,

it's more like how Scooby-Doo would say like the word, like if a dog was the talk he's not actually talking but the other interesting like Bing Rames is a voice cast Samuel L. Jackson, Snoop. Okay. As a cat, right? Snoop as a cat. Yeah. I saw that in the trailer.

So it was pretty fun for the kids but a couple movies that are geared to more our show I checked out the inheritance It's like a supernatural mystery movie where these rich

kids get called by their father to come to the house and basically he informs them somebody's going to try and kill me tonight I need you guys here to protect me and if you don't protect me if I don't live past the night then the inheritance is going to go to

charity not you guys. Okay. And there's a supernatural element in here. It's a decent movie. It's not the greatest. The only recognizable person I know from the cast is Peyton List. She's from Cobra Kai.

She plays Tori. What movie was that? The inheritance. And that's on what? It's on the internet. All right. It's out there, as you got to say. Okay.

And my final movie, I'm going to talk about Lance. I've been trying to get you to talk about this for a couple weeks, but you seem to not want to talk about the exorcism. Starved Russell Pro. Hey, somebody's got to talk about it. Ooh, man. It's not bad. I like the family dynamic with him and his daughter for the first 30 minutes of the movie.

Does this tie into that other exorcism one he did? No, it should have. From what I understand, when they cast him in this movie, they didn't know he was in the other movie. So it was just a coincidence. Wow. He didn't tell them.

Hey, I was just in this other one. Russell Crowe's trying to get a paycheck. Yeah. But I agree with you, Lance. I like the family dynamic. You know, they clearly told you what was coming between him and his daughter. And I like the whole daddy.

that he's an actor on a movie playing an exorcist while the possession happens during the movie. I like that whole angle. The only problem is it's nothing new when it comes to these exorcism possession movies. It's kind of run to the mill.

It's not a bad movie though. If you're into this kind of stuff, I'd recommend it. And Russell Crow does do pretty good job. in the movie. Is it better than an exorcist movie? David Gordon Green? Yeah. Or believer? Believer, whatever it was called.

Honestly, if I had to, if you put those two movies in front of me and said you have to rewatch one of them, I might go for the exorcism. Oh, no. Okay. Well, I just, yeah, I just think it kind of fell apart at the end. I mean, I know what they were trying to do, you know, with the alcoholism and all that. but it just felt so heavy-handed to me, like super preachy, which I guess for an exorcism, maybe you won't preachy, right? Because, I mean, there's moments in the movie where, okay, you might not realize what's going on with him.

You might think it's just his alcoholism and problems at home dealing with the death of his wife. But there's a moment when something happens that you're just clearly like, this fucking guy's possessed. Yeah, yeah. Let's get the fuck out of it. I know the part you're talking about. And everybody's just acting like, damn, alcohol is a bad thing. Right. I'm just like, what are you guys talking about?

He clearly did some exorcist shit in front of everybody, and everybody's just like, horrified, but it's back to work the next day. His direct, that director was a fucking asshole, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's whispering his ear, you're a failure. channel it channel the fact that you're a failure you've let your wife your family down you lost your wife your daughter hates you you're a drunk you're a failure now do method acting and

I'm like the fuck this director man what an asshole but if I had to pick a cool of the week I guess I go with the inheritance oh I'd written down Garfield okay let me uh let me change that you always put down in the in the show notes for when you released the episode you always put down the wrong I usually try to pick the funniest one, you know, like Garfield just seems so fitting for you, Brian. Matter of fact, go ahead, Garfield. All right. I had more fun with that movie. All right, Niz, what you got, man?

This is streaming on Max's Suicide Squad. I don't know if I'm pronouncing this right. Isakai? Yeah. I haven't heard of this. It's an anime style, and it's, I don't know. Awesome. Okay.

I love the way the Joker. Well, I love the way they all look, but the Joker, he looks bad ass in it. I've only watched the first two episodes, and it's pretty good. I want to continue. I don't remember how many episodes there is, but it's good, man. I've always said this. DC hits it out of the park with their animated stuff. Right.

And I think this is really good on what they're doing right here. I hope they do more with this style. know Disney has done it with their Star Wars stuff. That was pretty good. But this one, I didn't even know about it until Theo mentioned it on our last episode. And I was like, what? So I had to look it up. And I was like, all right, I'm intrigued.

So I checked it out. And it's pretty good. I want to finish this out. So they got a Ninja Batman animated. I think that's done in the anime style to coming out soon. Oh, I have that other Batman Ninja one. I haven't watched it yet. I bought it on Blu-ray.

So I buy so many movies, and I rarely watch them. I rarely watch them. The anime stuff is popular, right? And that's like, that's what it's all about now with these kids, right? I tried. My daughter was heavy into it at one point. She kind of dropped off, but, you know, I tried to watch some with her to just see what the big fuss is. I can't.

It's just it's like 60 episodes per season and what was that death note? Oh shit. That almost killed Brian, man. It did. I know we got some hate on that episode when we all preferred the movie

better than the anime. And I know there's some people like, what the fuck are these guys talking about? I didn't like the movie at all. So yeah, they, they, they, they, They didn't like what we had to say about the anime series, did they, Brian? I don't even remember. I blacked out halfway through the series.

Just not our cup of tea, that's all, right? I mean, some anime's good. Like, I really liked, what's it called? One Punch Man. Yes. Yeah, my son loves that. He watches a lot of anime. And I know they're doing, I just put the trailer on our Stream Fiends, Facebook.

group they're doing a Rick and Morty anime movie or one of the two really yeah it's done by the same people that do Rick and Morty so okay well that's got to that's got to be interesting right so that it right yeah that was it just just that one I got a couple movies and no

no horror movies or the week isn't the return of mommy that's what I was about to say mommy's back is this wrestling or what? Yeah Go for it, man, let's hear it. Mommy's back, so it was awesome. I knew she was going to come at some point,

but she came out at the right time. When Dominic was on top of Brian's girl, I'm sorry, I don't care for her. I'm about Mommy. Liv Morgie. Bring the blue tongue back, Liv. He was about to make his move, but according to her,

when they were in Mexico, he was getting it in, but I don't know. she was referring to she was a screamer. So, but then Mommy's music hit. I don't like, I like the song, but I don't like the version that they're using now. I like the one with the, when the chick was singing. I don't know who this band is that she's got.

They were at WrestleMania. I don't know who they are. I'm just old enough. I don't know who they are, but I guess it's one of her favorite bands. Okay, right on. Well, she's much younger. She's like in her 20s still. so but I was happy she was back I was mad that she cut her hair

because she let her hair get really long and then she came out with it was kind of shoulder length but I'm hoping that she gets back in there and just kicks ass so her match against Liv Morgan's gonna be a summer slam I'm calling it right now she's losing I'll say she's not gonna win something's gonna happen Dom's gonna interfere daddy dumb or dirty dumb whatever

you want to call on there, Dom-Doms. He's going to get involved in it somehow. And I don't know. But I kind of, they're hinting around that maybe, Nereld is, you know? El compi. You want to chime in REL? Somebody is campion?

Yeah. Yeah. See? There you go. Better than how I would have pronounced it. But yeah. I just said it. I have a feeling that him and Ria are going to.

start up something because they're starting to get close because it looks like judgment day's going to split up and it's going to be Rhea and uh Damien and Finn and dumbass what's his nuts oh cling on head yeah him I got Lance that guy's got a head on his shoulders the red the ridge forehead no it's just a massive skull he has and he's a little guy too so So it's... Right? I don't know how he carries that head.

It makes it even more badass, right? Yeah, that's it. I mean, we got more wrestling for you guys. We've been... We're two episodes behind again, so... But we'll be back with both of them real soon. All right. Well, for the first time, I don't really have a cool of the week, guys.

I mean, I guess you'd have to say the beach at Treasure Island in Florida where we stayed. that was a lot of fun, but it wasn't so much fun when we got back to the room, because AJ discovered that Hallmark Channel, Brian, was running a Christmas in July marathon with all new Christmas movies, three of which we sat through in the fucking hotel room. I meant to send you a link. I guess they're starting a Hallmark Plus subscription thing.

I'm sure they are. I guess it starts in September. Well, shoot, dude, they're doing literal, original Christmas movies in the month of fucking July, Brian. There is no escape from this shit. Yeah, there is. You just don't watch it. Don't watch it. Man.

Try telling my that to AJ. I walked into, what is it, my godmother's house, right? Uh-huh. Say hello, right? And she was also watching a Christmas movie. I'm like, what the hell is going on? Like, these things are getting earlier and earlier, man. They don't even get Halloween a chance.

It's sick. It's sick. There's no call for this shit. All right, so that's cool of the week and not so cool of the week. We'll do two, Brian. We'll do inheritance and Garfield. How about that? All right, cool. So we're not going to do news. We're not going to do trailers this week because we've got a movie to talk about. But we are going to do the podcast spotlight as we do every week. And this week we shone the podcast spotlight on Midnight Movie House.

This is a not-so-serious horror movie podcast. Brian, do you know anything about this one? I actually pulled up some stuff right here. Horror fan Steve Hurwitz and reluctant co-host, Jefferson Miller, opened the creaky door to the decrepit midnight movie house for fans of horror and horror non-fans alike. And to the world of Mad Men, Monsters, Grownworthy, jokes, jump scares and absolutely unnecessary violence.

Each episode features a different horror classic as the final boy is sliced into reactions, theories, and hot takes, new episodes every Monday. And their newest episode is, looks like they talk about a few things. One of them is the new Hellboy, the Crooked Man trailer, and a couple other things I'm going to save until horror headlines next week. All right. Nice. Sound like they cover a little bit of everything. That looks terrible.

Oh, we do have one piece of feedback here that Brian sent me. And this is from Don Lowry. And Don says, I think we're talking about Friday the 13th again here. He says, this one, you can find the X-rated kill scenes on as well. It's way better with those left in. Kevin Bacon's demise is actually way goryer and longer. The only thing I don't like about the film is they kill a real-life snake. The owner had no idea they were going to do it, so it didn't go over too well.

But for a movie that started off as a rip-off of Halloween, they sure made it a successful franchise, and the rest is history. Tom Savini designed Jason, and they decided to use one of the people running around the set, the kid, as they referred to him. And he had been selling them weed and hash. It was 1979, so pretty common. Well, I got news for you. It's still pretty common. And they decided to use this young man as Jason in the drowning scene

and dream sequence, which unknowingly created one of the most iconic slasher villains ever. Way in, Naz. What do you think about that story, man? Different times in the late 70s, especially animal cruelty or reptile, whatever snakes are. Right. Um, the movie's amazing. It's, it's a masterpiece. Yeah, Sean Cunningham did say that they were,

wanted to make his own Halloween. So this is this pretty much what he did. Um, I think it's better than Halloween. My opinion, I mean, don't get me wrong. I love John Carpenter's Halloween. Um, but to me, when you ask me what my favorite slasher horror film is, it's 1980s Friday 13th. I mean, I love that film. I've seen a billion times I've met some of the cast which is amazing I wish I would have got to meet Betsy Palmer but she seemed to just do conventions over on the east and not too

many over in the West's but anyway rest in peace but it's amazing film I still love it I get enjoyment I watch it every single Friday 13th be it once a year sometimes twice and it's an amazing film I love it man it's the all or nothing days when everything was practical no CGI

Ari Lehman is an awesome guy if you guys get to go see his band uh it's a good time i didn't know any of the songs but i was dancing and having a good time and how often do you get to jump in the um in the little slam circle pit with jason vorhees um not him but there was a cosplayer guy dressed up um like jason his band is called first jason any of you that have seen him it's cool i mean his music's probably not for everybody, but he was up there having a good time as well as everybody in the room. So he was a really cool guy. I met him twice, but only seen his band once when they played in Albuquerque. They were badass. But Friday 13th, I love it.

Cool. All right. Well, our show intro and all of our new logos come from Steve Carlton of the Geeks. And be on the lookout for more great stuff. And our original skull artwork comes from Natsulani. if you'd like to help our show out, please consider becoming a Patreon patron like our good friend Norelden here did. And we really appreciate that, so keep it coming. And even if you just joined the Patreon group, guys, you can join as a free member. And eventually, maybe we'll start doing Patreon material again, Brian, maybe. One day, if I don't use all the records.

Ready whenever you guys are. Okay. All right, now it's time for our main attraction. Based on our patrons' suggestion, of course, it's going to be Demons 2. So get ready for Demons 2. We'll have a little bit of trivia. A group of tenants and visitors are trapped in a 10-story high-rise apartment building infested with demons who proceed to hunt the dwindling humans down. Sounds fun. Director Lamberto Bava, also known for demons, of course.

and body puzzle. Writers, Dario Argento, Franco Farini, and Lumberta Bava. And a little bit of trivia here. The resurrection of the first demon was done by filming a melting wax head and then playing the footage in reverse. Kind of like Raiders of the Lost Artic magic there,

it sounds like. And then we also have another piece of trivia. The first demon popping out of the television was done by having an actor wearing a mask press his, face against a latex screen um so without any further ado guys do you guys do guys all have uh demons two queued up and ready to watch since philip's not here and we can't put it on the screen because we don't know what the fuck we're doing yeah but shout out to bobby roads and uh the beautiful

asia argento they're in yes all right so we're at we're at the z i show one one hour 31 minutes and five seconds what do you guys I got an hour and 3119. Are you watching it on YouTube? Are you watching it on? I've got, I found it here. So. Oh, well, I'm watching the YouTube version.

All right. I got 13119. All right. Well, we'll get started. You guys ready? Yeah, do the countdown. All right. Hit the countdown.

I'm at 0, 3, 2, 1. You guys hear that okay? A little bit. Are you guys on the screen that says Demani 2? Yeah. Okay. All right, here we go.

Let the credits run. While I go get a beer. It looks like somebody else is doing that too. Oh, good. Yeah, earlier when we were talking about it, I don't know if it's volume's too loud for you guys, but I saw this first time on VHS.

I had no idea that was going to do the part two. because Damings was fucking intelligent. I saw that in the movie theater. This one had to rent and I love it. I mean, this is a good movie. It sucks that I miss this steel book, but

I still might get it. Who knows? There was a steel book? Yeah. A double steel book. And I think there's two separate ones. fanged creatures and spread death and contagion. Days of terror that convince the world. Turn it down a slight bit, Lance.

All right. How's that? That's fine. So this is a rehash of what happened in the first movie, I guess, huh? No. They just, she just kind of talked about what the demons were. Okay. Do you have shoes with heels? plants.

What's that? Do you have shoes with heels? No. I need to, though. I'm only 5'5 foot six. I need to have something that may be look taller. Is that like a 70s thing or is that like a fashion thing? Italians are into the fashion, so that's why I asked.

For both. Fashion and 70s. Is that fake blood or what is that? No, he's making. He's making cakes? Yeah. Okay. I thought it was blood.

See, oh, man, all this food is making me hungry. I can't eat shit right now. What's going on? I got a tooth taken out. Oh. I can't eat anything. What are you doing? Chicken soup and smoothies on.

He had yogurt. Oh. Isn't this the guy from the first movie? Is it? There's a food guy. This guy. Yeah, this guy is. He was the dude in the car when they were snorting.

Coke out of that Coke can. Okay. I remember that. I can't remember his name, but yeah, that's him. And what's his name? Bobby Rhodes comes back. As the, the pimp guy. Bobby the first film. He was the pimp in the first one.

He was a fitness guy in this one? Yeah. Who's this nerd? He's going to a party. That's our hero. I don't remember. remember how this one ended I know I watched it not too long ago but I don't you guys see the numbers on the elevator yeah yeah make sure we're at the same spot I guess I

should have gone with the YouTube as well it sounded like it okay just yeah you're right on on mine all right stuck in the elevator all going up to the party you got love 80s fashion Ain't you yelled out of him. Where's she's going? She's did some jazzercise, huh? She's all dolled up. Trying to get those abs.

It's a little late when you got baby in you. Jesus Christ. But you can't exercise, you young mothers out there. Renee did. She exercised all the way through it all. Oh, she's getting ready for birth. Okay.

Look how dolled up she is. Hair done, makeup. Right, right. all that makeup. Yeah, you're at home. Lipstick. All right, so I guys, the baby daddy. He's a pimp, huh?

Do you have to wear a suit when you go to work, Lance? No, hell no. I work on my computer all day now. I work from home, so I'm usually in, like, flip-flops, a t-shirt and shorts. And then every once in a while I'll have to do, like, a meeting, and I'll be, like, wearing shorts and flip-flops with a tie. And a business shirt and a jacket. There he is.

There's the man. The Pym. Bobby Rhodes. Everybody's so oiled up. Right. I think I see NASBack there in the background. I wish. Look at them shorts.

Look how short those shorts are. I like to pump. And what I pump, it feels like I'm coming all over the stage again and again. what the hell are they dancing to I don't know but they don't have any rhythm man I guess Italians are just like white people here in America

they got no rhythm so do they do these movies like in Italian and then they dub it or yeah from what I'm hearing because when it came out I think it was on Blu-ray they were saying that it was the original

version what is the sound I don't know mine's still gone but yeah from what I understood that can you guys hear

yeah it's right on I'm dealing with a shitty wire on my microphone I have to have to replace before we record next week they do it sometimes from what I understood because if you look at their lips

it looks like they're speaking English it does i think they dub it because of the accents they have okay that's what i wanted to know like who who made these movies that the movies that they're watching like in the first one when they went to the theater to watch that movie like who made that that television on and this one too the demons did What do you think? Eraldon chime in, dude. You like this scene?

You like the way this is going? It's good buildup, kind of character building, kind of building the world. There's a whole bunch of people in this apartment that I'm checking out of shit real soon. And yeah, I'm kind of curious, too. Did they, like, take time to make that what's playing on the screen right now, like all those films? was that like an extra like all right it's a wrap now we got to film these other scenes

the movie within the movie huh I think they did all the movie stuff first oh there she is okay oh Asia really really young well I won't say what I was thinking because well didn't she allegedly rape a younger guy or something like that when she was older

that's allegedly I think here you don't have to worry about that. I just watched that dumbass movie, Triple X. The first one? Oh, Vin Diesel. She's in it. I forgot she was in.

That is. She is. She is. I forgot about that. Triple X isn't bad. It's when you get to Triple X State of the Union with Ice Cube. That's when it gets bad. Is that the one where he's snowboarding down the hill or something like that? No, it's Ben Diesel in the first one. I like that second one. Which was more of the exhibit?

what was that which was the one with exhibit wasn't there like a triple x that was the ice cube one okay okay the second one i like the third one when ice cube came back at the end oh no they had three okay it's probably three too many the return of xander cage was that his name that's right zander cage yep yep i needed more money getting that fast and furious money so right now in the movie everybody's watching this movie within the movie about these i guess 20-something year olds now did i did i miss it did they explain why everybody just happens to be watching this movie at the same time no i think it's just a movie of the week it's just a movie of the week like the first movie these guys scale the walls to no no they went into a castle in the first one so they didn't

Yeah, and that's where they found the mask. This one, these guys, like, the demons attack did happen. And the city got walled off and all the demons were in it and they apparently all died. So what these fools want to do, it's climb the wall and go in to find demons. So that's what's going on. That's what's happening. That's what's happening. I like this part right here.

Neither is my... I'm alone. Come on. over here in rating, Mr. Pedophile. Mommy and Daddy are in here. It got dark. Like, I never answered

the phone when I told them. No shit. Leave it alone, right? You're going to answer the phone now. Yeah, now I don't even. I look at it if I know the number, I don't answer. Man, I had at least five or six phone calls today all

I was working. That all said, spam warning. It's getting out of control. I used to only pick up the phone when it was my area code, but now I can't even trust my own area code. Yeah, because they spoof it too. Same thing. It'll say the town that I'm in, but I don't know that number. I don't answer it. Hey, if it's important, they'll leave a message, right? Yep. Exactly. All right, so is this in the apartment or is this the movie within the movie? No, this is in the apartment. Okay.

hell? Are they physicists or what? X to the one I was trying to get that better job. I guess so, yeah. Well, you can tell he's smart. He had those glasses on. Yes, dead giveaway, Brian. Dead giveaway. What does that say?

Algebra. Okay. Is that right? We'll take your word for it. If you can't add or subtract, I don't know. Somebody fact-checked. this guy's work. Yeah.

You didn't have to work 10 hours a day like me. Yeah. Schmidt, earn it up. The one on the left. These guys cannot dance, can they? That was in the 80s. Talk about the women or the guys in the back. I guess all of them.

Because there was one specific guy. He's clearly dancing to a different song. Kind of like, oh. Was it one Friday the 13th movie with, Ah, the dude from back to the future. Crispin' Glover. They were dancing to an ACDC song. Right.

And then they couldn't get the rights for it, so they had to switch it up. Iconic dancing, though. Everybody remembers it. Uh-huh. You. Don't touch it. Oh, no.

Was it a earthworm or what? It's a talon from the demons. Oh, okay. Stick it up. I bet it comes off a demon. Jesus Christ. This is all before cell phones, boys and girls. Carried around a big-ass camera and a flash.

Just about to say, look how big that camera is. At least I ain't carrying around a camcorder. You guys remember how big those were? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Was this like an extra from Revenge of the Nerds or what? What the fuck? She went ballistic.

What's going on? You should answer the phone then. No shit. That's a bit much in it. Yeah, he's like, what the fuck did I do? So I don't answer the So I should go straight to voicemail. No kidding.

I made a mistake. What are you at, Nez? I am at 1548, 49, 52, 53, 53, 45. All right.

I got it. All right for a second. I don't answer the phone. We used to have a pay phone at work and somebody made a mistake of answering it and someone that should have been at work wasn't there. Do they still have pay phones anywhere?

I haven't seen one in years. I see my gas stations every now and then. Every once in a while, huh? But if hobos can have cell phones everyone can have a cell phone that's true she's got that big bottle of bourbon on the table

it's like just conversation piece about the party by herself right she's all the wall she might have got off of work that's classy though got a one of those instead of just the actual bottle yeah the crystal decanter you get the bottle of booze to dump it into another bottle yeah get that cheap like old grandpa or something

put it in there. Y'all see that dog? What's that? Oh, right there. Yeah. I've never done this.

Hear a noise and go. Is somebody there? Oh, you scamp you. That dog jumped high. No shit. Like a Muppet or something. This reminds me of another movie that I guess

this one inspired it that Romero movie, what was called City of the Dead? Ness, remember that one? where the zombies started learning how to pump gasoline Oh, Land of the Dead Land of the Dead

And these go back to the movie Within the movie They're still exploring Curiosity kills a cat, man Just remember that Every time But satisfaction brought them back Oh man

Someone told me don't go in there I don't go in there I listen Seen too many movies like this Like a what was that Spanish movie where like it was a zombie invasion in the in the apartment was like what was it wreck? Yeah. Oh, yeah. This is like a Barcelona to wreck.

Yeah, I can see that. Do you watch your brain? What's wreck? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, I still need to watch it. I don't want to do all of them, but I assume eventually we will.

I don't feel like after we do one, we're going to want to do the next one. Because I did one of the remakes, quarantine. I did those two. And then I said, I might as well throw in a wreck because I mentioned it. Yeah, I have a feeling we're going to fall down that hole. You did the second one with the mice or the rats or whatever. Yeah, the one in the airport, yeah. What the fuck?

That's what I loved about the demon design. The little veins that go up the side of the. face. I thought that was cool. And their teeth. I like how the teeth look. Leave it alone. What is it? You don't need to know. Get the fuck out of here. What fell on on my train track? It looks like it. He got on that third rail,

Nez. Those things are heavy, man. I would have smashed them all the way to the ground. And this little kid watching it by himself in a dark apartment. Hey, he's having fun. You used to do that when you were a kid, didn't you? Not with the lights off. Every light in the house was on. No, no dark rooms, huh?

Nope. What happens? The blood drips on them and it brings me life. Yeah, she cut her hand. She cut her hand on something and she's, for some reason, has it dangling over the demon's mouth. Right. dripping into it.

Imagine if she'd been like having her period. And what are you going tonight? Yeah. That's a whole other, that's a whole other movie. You drink it too? I can't drink nothing. No carbonation. Oh, just water, huh? Water and soup and yogurt, huh? Yeah. Yeah, damn, dude.

No beer, no other stuff. No alcohol. You're probably taking like antibiotics. and shit, right? Just like ibuprofen. No, they didn't give me nothing. They just said, just don't get a dry socket. Uh-oh.

See, the blood's bringing a demon back to life. Looks like it. It has a pulse. Uh-oh. It's inflating like a balloon. Awesome effects. Mm-hmm. See, that's what I like.

Yeah, I like that. Oh, it's a ride. That's it. Is that ashes that it's in or what? Looks like it, right? It's alive. Fuck. What the fuck?

Oh no, man. His ribcage's fine. Everything would have been smashed. Yeah, that's like a girder, right? Like you're using buildings to put buildings together or whatever. And they run too? Damn, they run fast. No shit. Damn. That's where they realized

they fucked up. She probably shouldn't go into the demon-infested city. No. one girl that was yelling Oh One girl that was yelling at everyone's watching it Yeah it looks like the chick watched it's having fun The one that chased everybody

Out of the party nass Yeah these demons never They would just infect you Scratch you bite you and that was it They didn't eat you or anything Blood nurtures the dormant seed of evil Okay So is this like happening in real time

Like they're watching it and they're like Yeah. Seems like it, right? Yeah, they're watching it as it's going on, I assume. Oh, he's Caesar. Would that freak you out, Brian, if you were watching that movie? I'll change the channel. I don't know, depending on what kind of state of mind I was in at the time. If you were green or not?

Yeah. This part's cool. It reminds me a videodrome. As bad says, is this the video drum moment? the demon and the TV show is walking towards the camera looking at the oh wow that's pretty good special effects pretty freaky looking okay she's finally running away and the fucking door's oh oh yeah little boy that was watching it oh man all the other people that were watching it just turned to snow right so i just take it

it was only walked towards the screen on her her set. Everyone else just TV turn to nothing. Uh-oh. Came out TV and got her.

The party's still raging next in the other room. Yeah. And they got a cake. Her name's Sally. Everyone's dirty-ass hands touching it. It's a different time, man. No COVID.

Right. I'd say all they need is somebody with COVID to like blow all the candles out, right? Love 80s hair, especially on women. I'm sure you do, man. I like that one in the blue dress and their long hair. I'm sure you do, man. One that looks like, she looks like some name from Full House. Oh.

One of them. Aunt Becky. Yeah. Lori Loughlin. The one in Rad? I like this box art with her on the cover coming out of the door Oh is she already taken over Nereldin is she like is she one of the demons down I think kind of looks like it right I just she I'm too interested in the cake right now

They blow her candles out uh oh this part's cool the fuck is she doing she orgasping over the cake oh there's those veins the demon veins yeah demon veins that's how you that's the tail I can uh scanners yes

a lot of Cronenberg influences here huh oh oh god he should have been screaming before the nails came out you would think so see

you can never be practical effects. Somebody tell this guy he's allowed to run. Yeah. He's just sitting there. That's a little too late. He's already scratched. Yeah. He's one of them now.

How to karate chapter. Get your arm out of me. Oh, fuck. That is creepy looking. That's what I love how they always stare at the camera. Mm-hmm. All the demons. Just like the movie theater. They can't get out of the apartment. Right. Why do all the doors lock?

What's up for that? Demons. A demon magic. There you go. Yeah, see? All she got to do us. Up! She's one of them now.

Damn. Yeah. Raked her back and rake the other one's calf. Wrestling tricks. I think this is... Are these her parents? What does this mean while they're on vacation at fucking October Fast or it? Oh, they're downtown.

Okay. Looks like they're having fucking pretzels and beer at October Fest or something. What the fuck? I thought this is an Italian movie. Italians, Germans, Japanese, you know, it's all the same. You can have it. They're all World War II Axis. You can.

You can have whatever fest. I mean, they have it in the Bay Area. Fair enough. Beer Fest is what they call it, Reno. Good old beer fest, man. That's a great movie, by the way. Yeah, it was. Das boot.

Das boot. You got to turn it sideways to get it all. You seen that one, Darrylvan? That was a classic. Yeah. The other one, it was like, wasn't there like a sequel to it or like a, they made a second. It was supposed to.

It wasn't. They were supposed to make a sequel about weed, right? Yeah, smoke fest. Never happened, right? I've always wanted to get... With those boots of beer, like... I've never, like, taken the plunge. Maybe that's fine.

I've got one, man. I've got a dust boot. Like, in your house, like right now? Yeah, well, it's in my house back in spring. But I bought it at Epcot. Like, in the German section in Epcot. they've got like a little stein area where you can buy the different steins and i got the das boot it was like about this tall it's like it's 32 ounces of beer i think and my son-in-law were

were drinking out of it one night and i think i made it through like two and a half and then i threw up when you see the bubble you got to turn i didn't turn i didn't turn i got hit with the bubble man we tried oh she was and go to the party this is why you should up late to a party. What's that? I should have to play to a party. Shit's a little green around the gills, huh? What the fuck? Burning

sound. Okay. This is American Warwolf in London now? Today. So, like, oh, man, I'm really thankful, like, this happened with a practical effect. Yeah.

Sweat and demon juice. Is that what that is? There's that period, Nas. See? Look, all demon juices. Seeping through the floor. Yes, that's a lot of it. I want a piece with lots of whipped cream.

Okay. Ugh. The fuck? How did that happen? Call me. Nice. Looks like Gary Shandling. Rest and peace.

Oh, that's right. That's right. Is that a donut or what? It looked like a fucking pink donut. Here we go. Here's the final destination death scene, right? What the fuck is that? Is he like in a trap locked in a box or something?

Like a sweat box? Is that a sweat box, Brian? It's a sauna. Okay. Old school sauna. Pim. That's right. What the fuck is this guy?

Looks like somebody off of the Friends cast or something. Oh, dude, he's like a librarian. He takes off his black and he's like beautiful. Right. Superman, right? Exactly. Oh, shoot. He's a zombie. Uh-oh. Here we go. Where the fuck's all this blood coming from?

It's like melting the bricks. Okay. Oh, that's the guy that got kicked out of the party. Yeah, I'm mutiners. Oh, she told. What is it, Ness? She told that guy to go downstairs, and whoever called told him to get lost. That's why she got mad.

I think it was an ex-boyfriend or something. Okay. See, the demon juice ate through all the floors and knocked the power. That's what it looked like. Is that what happened? Yeah, this kid doesn't got no more power. I don't know where that lights coming from, but all right. Maybe the candles or what?

No, he's in another apartment. Oh, oh, okay. Demon Jews, huh? Because her baby daddy went to go get her a piece of cake. Is that this guy? No. He was the guy to enter the phone. Okay.

The businessman with the glasses, right? Yeah. The soundtrack for this wasn't as raw as the first one. They had hell of good bands in that one. Yeah. This is a step down, huh? That main theme in the first one catches you right away. Oh, yeah.

Don't, don't do do do. Tear the party up. That comes on. That was a goblin, right? Yeah, I think so. Do they still have gobbling for demons, too? I want to say, yeah, but I'm not sure. Speaking of Goblin, man,

I wish I would have went to that one live performance they did in San Francisco a few years back. I figured you would have been there for sure, man. I would have. I heard about it too late when they were playing. Dawn of the Dead was on the screen and they were there playing the music live. Can't beat that. Except maybe to see Carpenter live, right? Oh, that too. There's more people partying. No Coke this time.

Look at that watch. Well, not yet. Not that you see, right? Look at that watch. That guy definitely does Coke. You think so, right? safe bed uh got driving definitely

getting stuck in the elevator I did I did once I was by myself I kind of caused why it stopped um what happened you had too many buttons like a kid no I I delivered I used to deliver prescriptions to

retirement homes and there was there was this one elevator I got in I was in it and then I kind of like jumped up up and down and it stopped oh no why would you do that dude i didn't know i was going to do that so yeah and then i had to call the emergency number and say hey i'm stuck in the elevator and okay give us a minute and it turned back on went okay another time i went to that same building to do drop-off deliveries i did it again just to see if that was a reason why and it did i jumped up real

quicker than your elevator stopped had to do it so you were delivering prescriptions yeah was it like uh like controlled substances like opiates and adderol and stuff like that or whatever the retirement people needed i i don't know should dude you could have made a lot of money man no way that was that was a depressing job i'll bet i'll bet they were all super cool people but it was just right man but i told my kids that I said, look, if I'm old and don't know what's going on and I don't know who you are, go ahead. Sure. A home? A home?

Shit, dude, put me out. If I get to her, I don't know where the fuck I am or know who you are. Just hit me in the head, back of the head with a hammer. I'll never know. I don't want to fuck around with that, man. What do you think about that, Noreldon? That's a deep thought, isn't it? I'm in the same boat as you, Lance.

I've told, I had this discussion with my partner. Uh-huh. I get to the point where, like, I'm just like a burden. I don't remember anyone and, like, it takes a huge strain on the family. Like, plug on me. Like, I'm cool with it. We've had this conversation before. Mm-hmm.

Kind of like, what's the point, right? For me personally, yeah. But I think my family would be sad, so. I told the kids, just put me away. Mm-hmm. I don't want, yeah, I don't want to be a burden to them to have to worry. Pull up. Up where Brian lives in Alaska, Newrelda, what they do is they, when they get old, where Brian lives, they put them on a block of ice, right?

And they just push it out. They just push it out to sea. So like no must, no fuss, you know. That's the Alaska way. There can be no icebergs left. There are already melting. So, yeah. Oh man. Then what are you going to do? Just jump in the ocean, I guess. Yes, huh, at that point. See, this is what I didn't get. These big high-rise buildings like this, they always have generators. A backup generator.

So where is it, right? So where is it? Yeah. Generators. They're always in the basement? Yeah. Sometimes somewhere on the roof, depending on who designed it. But, yeah, the ones I've seen were in the basement.

Didn't they have a generator in the, what was it, Donner? the dead where they were in the shopping mall and they had to go down and turn on the generator or something like that. It was already on. The remake. Okay. That's right. Remake they did.

Gentle growling grows louder. Okay. The demon juice. It must eat right through the fucking walls and flooring shit, huh? The dogs are demon? No, he's growling at it.

Okay. You know the jewel. You didn't lick it, did you? Uh-oh. Watch. Oh, shit. It's like the wolf man. See, he's got demon juice coming out of him.

Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. He already has fangs. Right. Knock them all out. It's crazy, man. Isn't it? See, practical effects are the best.

Oh, wow. That's crazy. that looks nasty it's got the little green eyes that must have been a good dog for them to put that on him right and

and running around put up with it without like fucking biting them and shit yeah that must be some soundproof glass that's why they didn't get how why is everyone's doors just rock glass won't even break Demon magic, you said

Yeah, demon magic. Okay. He's hopping her. Got her. All right, Fido. Uh-oh. Here they go. Uh-oh.

They all got out of that apartment. It's a deadbans party. How are you? Oh, they're still in the elevator? They're going to try to get out that way, huh? Did you see that one zombie movie? And there was a guy stuck in the elevator. And he prized it open.

And he could see what was going on outside. But he couldn't get out of the elevator. This sounds familiar. Yeah, I cannot remember what the name of it. It was like, just like this. He's looking out the window or the crack and seeing zombies running around. I looked one up called The End. Is it a foreign film?

This is what I like to. Oh, their eyes. What's up with that? That wasn't the first one when they were coming upstairs. I guess I remember. I want to break free. Oh, they were all upstairs at Sally's party, huh? Yeah, they're all...

Do what? They busted out. Are these only two that are still human or what? No. Superman and Lois, is that who it is? The people downstairs are. in the basement in the workout room, they were all still alive. This lady.

Ah, okay. A little boy. So the moral of the story is do your steroids, boys and bruce. Work out all day long and do your steroids and you won't turn into a demon, right? I don't know. The hell? You got money. He looks at that, what is it?

That ring camera back in the 70s. That's what I was saying. It has like a fucking screen on it, right? That's nice. Oh, shoot. Don't tell me a little demon baby's going to jump out of her stomach. This guy's still working out. Oh, yeah.

That looks like Joe Piscopo. That's Richard Simmons. Oh, good. Best in peace. I'm calming. Hell yeah. He passed yesterday, didn't he? Shit out of him.

Oh, is it Koway in locker room? I guess. Why not, right? See, what they need to do? We need to do like a judo throw. That'll get them. Oh, yeah. That's a good point.

That's a good point. Good idea. Make sure you're greased up. Move your ass. So they can slip by them, huh? So they can't grab a hold of them. They've got baby oil all over them. She's done.

Yeah. Three of them on top of her. I've got their fucking tidy whineas on. fucking speedos and shit it was like a security system once the power went out bars came bars came down so they couldn't get out

oh man this is like bars with another bar his hands would be like trembling all that vibration you would think so right if a pipe can't or a bar can't break the window of the plant pie

I would think yeah that's a Is it going to be able to break it? Play pot. There's the nerd. Just waiting for my ride. He's all butt hurt. Like, man, they came out the fucking party, bro. Like, I'm fucking missing all this shit.

He didn't know what he's missing, does he? Let's get physical. Physical. It's just, fuck up. This fucking ridiculous, man. There they come. Oh, oh. There you go.

He throws another fucking clay pod at him. Yeah. Watch their hands. Oh, man. Uh-oh. Running down into the basement. Get the door open. Luckily, those cars were unlocked.

Right. All right. So, Noreldon, what are the other three movies that you've got us watching? We got tails from the hood, right? The Hood The Nightingale So those are Kind of

Suggestive I'm Forward to that show as well I got my notes I was trying to do my homework Before beforehand So I'm prepped and ready to go All right

Straight and stroll So Savage Land Have you guys seen that one? I don't think I've seen that one before. That is it with the murders of the, like, cartel murders or something like that? It was like basically like this mockumentary about, like, it's like a mockumentary found footage, but instead of like actual like film footage, it's like a developed film, so it's like pictures. And so that was pretty interesting. It was like a clever take on like the found footage at the time. And, uh, yeah, I thought it was pretty good.

All right. And, of course, the Nightingale, that was the feel-good movie of the year, right? Oh. So I picked that one because I remember listening to it during the March Madness episode. The elevated horror film, right? Which that's still like a tension is like, what is elevated horror? And I was like, what is this discussion about? Like, I didn't really understand until I watched the Nightingale and I'm like, oh, okay, what is elevated horror?

because I went into there thinking it's kind of like a boo scare, but it was more of like a real life type of world horror type of scare. And so it was an interesting experience because I had it on and my partner was in the kitchen. And during one of the intense scenes, she like walks in and she's like, what the fuck are you watching? Yeah, it gets, it gets dark, man. And I was like, trust me, babe, it's for the podcast. I'm not doing this I want to like I picked it

I didn't see it either so I kind of suggested it blind but I wanted to see it so all right cool and then you know tails from the hood of course you know we'll get a laugh out of it but that's got some pretty heavy topics in it too man this is true which one the first one I hope we're doing the first one

not two or three I kind of Upon watching all three of them I kind of realized there was like a connecting theme through all of them without like being intentional about it So it's funny how sometimes that shit works out Oh he got that toy gun Uh oh

A little raking He had some masses of universe toys in it Is that what it is? No, when they showed his bed Uh-huh He had the figure fisto Okay The one with the metal fist

Fisto It likes a fist That's like a porno star Fisto He likes the fist All right So this kid walked up All right

He left his apartment Now he's in the party apartment Oh okay The aftermath Where all the demons broke out So instead of a final girl Are we gonna have a final kid

In this movie or what? I'm gonna watch and see all right shit at that age dude we'd all be eating that cake wouldn't we dude I was thinking the same thing

I would demons or no demons it's got demon juice on it though yeah but he doesn't know that these people are all hiding oh I thought they were trying to

get laid or something get against the phone I always don't why are you leaving this little kid home alone anyway. It's Kevin. Different times. I guess.

We know this. It was the 80s. What they call them latchkey kids? You just put them in front of the TV and go to work for eight hours and come back. I was one of those kids. I think we all were. I remember watching

the banana splits and then after that it was Gilligan's Island reruns. And then after that was the Brady Bunch and then I Dream a Jeannie. That's how old I am. Nes knows about some of that. Yep. You two youngsters probably don't.

But I did watch Jerry Springer when I stayed home, so. Jerry Springer? That was a whole other thing there. Rest in peace. Yeah. Yeah, we're talking about a lot of dead people tonight, huh? A lot of people died this week. No.

Did Jerry Springer die this week? No, I'm saying a lot of people. Shannon Doherty, God. Oh, that's right. That's right. Shannon Doherty, Dr. Ruth, and Richard Simmons. Dr. Ruth? I thought she's forever. Shelly Duval. Yeah, Shelly Duval.

Yeah, she'll have about that. I heard about that. You better watch out. I think Stanley Kubrick took 20 years off her life, putting her through that filming. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Damon juice. Hold on.

T-Rex. Do what? He was doing the T-Rex technique. Like, don't move. Like, they can't see you if you don't move. Is that what it was? Oh, is this that Harry Potter train, 37-and-a-half station or whatever it's called? I don't know, but that guy's getting ready to party. He had the gold out and everything.

Walk in. Oh, yeah, a little cocaine spoon on it, huh? Damn, I'm worried about my kid. I left it home alone. Yeah. A little bit worried. Well, I'm not too much. that guy didn't Karen he's trying to get his

yeah he's like baby I've got a fucking 8 ball in my in my backpack here let's get back to the hotel where are we at now 53 15 15 oh

the fuck demons got him okay you see the fire brine that's real fire not CGI Yeah, no shit. How rare is that? It shows the two girls

in the car and it says, in parentheses, banging. Okay. There's fucking Lou Fregno. Oiled up. She looks like she's getting sodomized. Right there. Goodness.

Yeah. Did you see her? She was quite like it. Something was behind her. Imagine like you're in a zombie invasion and you're just like in leisure workout gear and like, damn, this is what I'm going to die in. He's like this one piece spandex suit like fuck. Damn, my gosh. And they short shorts.

We're in a banana hammock. It'd be the most well-hung zombie out of all of them if you had the banana hand. Oh, dude, they got. a stunt coordinator too that's nice looks like it he just did that same stunt three times there's the pimp Willie the pimp

oh man that blew his head off my shotgun yeah that's convenient hit him in the head and on the shoulders these demons are fast that is the hole yeah it is the hole

where do you get the shotgun you have it in this car yeah in the trunk Yes. You got it out the trunk. That's fair enough. And all the ammo... Just in case something like this would happen.

He's a survivalist, Brian. He had that Poncho V. A. Yeah. He knew his zombie invasion was coming someday in Italy. Yeah. He was ready. At October Fest in Italy, huh?

Do strangers things have happened? Oh, shoot. More survivors. There's a little Asia. Oh, man. She's so young there, huh? Push a car in front of it. A little car seating.

That would make more sense, wouldn't it? Yeah, see, there you go, right there. Push a car in front of it. Put a couple boxes in front of it. It's good. So many people that they're actually able to just pick that car up and move it. There was no need to do that. He just drove right up to the door.

He got fucking driven it. I was thinking the same thing. They wanted to utilize all these bodybuilders. I guess. He's lasting a long time, longer than he did in the first one. Seems that way. That one lady just had sweat pouring off of her. She looked like she was either a demon and had been bad, or she was like

about 16 hours away from her last shot of heroin or something. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. You got scratched. Oh, not good. They grabbed her. They're all moving those cars.

Like picking them up instead of driving them. What the fuck? A lot of testosterone to just be moving cars. Yeah, no shit, man. It's a great advertisement for steroids. They're like, why do we use our brain when we can use our muscles? That's right. Now what?

They're trying to get out still. Oh, yeah, okay. You ain't cutting through a metal door. I wouldn't think so. She still has her cravings. Like, damn, where's that cake? Yeah. This would be the building to be in if there was no demons inside.

No demons in there? Yeah. Yeah, the way it's sealed up tight. You can't break the windows? They're just making out the back seat. Uh-oh. Come on. Not you, buddy.

No seat belts. That lady hit her hair on the windshield. Oh, this is the guy that called. Is that who it is? Yeah. Didn't want him there. He's probably like, fuck, I can finally go with a party. Fuck, get out of here.

I can go. Should have had your seatbelt on. Is this guy wearing, like, a pleather jacket? Like a member's only type jacket? Or what? That's their ambulance or what? That's a Volkswagen bus. No shit.

With a fucking green light on it. Okay. She's still just sitting there thinking about cake. And she's like, where's that red velvet, man? Fuck. Carrot cake, red velvet, chocolate, sheep. I can go for some red velvet right about now. Are you stone, Brian?

No. Okay. Red velvet's good. Yeah. Man, I had the munchy. bad the other night, Brian. I had like almost a whole jar of pickles because I wanted some

sour. And then after that I went in the fridge and ate like seven of those little devil cakes. Oh, my gosh. Chocolate with the vanilla in the middle of them. Little demon boy. Damn, though. Simple as a little bit. I guess

nobody's safe here. Who's next? The unborn baby, right? Demon child. that's hilarious man I thought this was the little boy when I read is they got they got a little person that's got to be a midget yeah and just put a little person and just put their mask on he still got that

poncho via set up with his bullets we gotta be ready oh man This guy would play a good Chucky, wouldn't he? Get out of here. Kind of looks like the kid from a nightmare on Elm Street 5. Yeah, a little bit. Gage?

No. He was also the little kid in Jurassic Park. Oh, that kid. Dream child, right, Brian? Yeah. What the fuck? This part's awesome. What were they shocking him or what?

Oh, watch. Okay. He's got a face hugger in him, huh? Uh-oh. Just stand here and watch. Sure. A kid? A human kid?

What the fuck? Feed me, Seymour. Do you go to a dragon? Yeah, no shit. This is starting to look like house too, a little bit of. something. It looks like a gooies. Goolies.

Yeah, doing both of those, Brian. We're doing all four? I only have the double pack. Is that the one would they go to college, Naz? I don't have that one. Okay. I'm sure we'll fall down that hole. See, this one's got wings and everything.

Yeah. This little demon. Nice. Because you guys remember in the last one, the first one, the demon came out of that girl's back. Yes, I do remember that. I do remember that. This is a gooie. Yeah, definitely.

Totally, man. Minus the Satanism. Right? You're like, hey, baby. Uh-oh. Oh, man, that sucks, dude. Imagine being a kid and your mom just turns into a zombie. That would fuck with your head, wouldn't it?

Yeah. Shoot her. She's becoming like them. Get it with a shotgun. Shoot her. This guy kind of has like a little bit of an evil dad vibe to it. This scene. Just shoot her.

Little Asia's mom is turning into a demon. There you go. Right? I know he double tab. At least he knew what to do, right? It took long enough. Did he even know this lady? No.

Strong little demon trying to get the pregnant lady. That's how you stop it. Go a towel over it. Now step on it. Don't get scratched. All right, Patterson, Tyler. Yep. Oh, shoot.

It's like a lot of neon in this movie. Yeah. Like you said, Nes, we're definitely starting to get into the 80s here a little bit. Just fun, throw a jacket over it. A leather jacket. I'm sure she has one in there. Oh, yeah, at least one. There you go.

Oh, no. Yeah, just run and fall. Like, how big is this apartment built? How big is this apartment? You got a hell of room. Oh. What the fuck is this little thing? He's almost moving his...

his mouth in his teeth as fast as the monsters in Arcadian. There you go. Spoilers. Uh-oh. Or as Tim called him hungry, hungry hippos. Oh, they're still

well, he's, and that guy trapped in the elevator finally used the escape hatch. Figured it out, uh? Forget her. She's done. Oh, oh, oh. Fuck you, bitch. Let me climb this greasy cable.

Like, Garzan. Look. If you ever thought you didn't have the physical power to do that, try having a demon chase you. I'd have been dead already. You think so? I'll bet you could do it, Des. You'd be doing it like this? Well, maybe in this time, in this year, whenever this came out, yeah, I was in better shape, a lot lighter. Now, nope, I'm dead. The faties are going to go first. We were totally different people back then, weren't we?

Oh, yeah. Uh-oh. There you go. Nice. Don't let it scratch you. Right. That's got to be tough, man, to keep from getting scratched like that.

Did you all ever have to climb up the ropes in gym class? Like in the gym? Yes. Yeah. Like just that movie Mr. Woodcock. He made him. Oh, there goes. Kicked her off.

Uh-oh. Fell back into the elevator. Papa. Through the cell. he is Superman is that Superman knows ooh that guy yeah the one we said was like

gorgeous once he took his glasses off but like a superman before uh oh a little demon don't just stand there and watch it get out of there he's crawling out of a Duran Duran album cover it was a one of those beds

that you did it's in the wall so she pushed it up right right right Oh my god Oh shit She's trying to get a souvenir She's trying to get a souvenir No way

You don't touch those things Look what happened to those people In the movie They touched it Yeah Didn't work out too well did it All that fucking neon Why are all the lights blinking

I thought there was no power Hey Naz Instead of Instead of a liquor cabinet She had a spray paint cabinet So she could Huff on She had acid

An acid right there Scull and cross Just a handy jar of skull and crossbones acid Yes, that's what it takes Every time, every time man Be sure to have that right there When the kid's born It's prime

I should order some of that for prime On Prime Day Sculling cross Yes, yes definitely Tomorrow's your chance Today's your chance or tomorrow just in case I just

you think it's pushed that's a uh-oh well felt like a good idea when I started climbing it picking a prime day my wife just keeps adding more

and more to this uh-oh damn I only wanted bad news bears and a laundry hamper I just sent Brian a couple of Hallmark movies

while we were watching maybe here you better not of speaking of movies nez you see uh vinegar syndrome has uh invasion u.s.

Uh-oh somebody's gonna spend some money well what's your mccall went out of print the screen factory once so I guess I'll have to get it who's putting out the hitcher I see that they're putting it out again second sight

I missed the first go-around is that the one with umbrella put one out is that the one with uh wrecker hawer yeah we've ever done that that's a classic man all right well put it on list i love the bed fell out and something hit her oh there's a little demon uh-oh he's done now oh man scratched her everybody hoped the baby would survive but now we know it won't baby should do crawled out of her stomach right with a

with like a 6666 on its is that Bruce Campbell I was a guy that was in the elevator oh okay oh kind of got that Bruce Campbell haircut a little bit oh stuck a

umbrella all over with that little demon's head I'll open it start singing some Rihanna Fuck the mob. With the umbrella. That's how you stop this thing with a towel or an umbrella.

Hey, whatever work. The penguin would be well off, wouldn't he? The penguin. Was it the penguin that walked around with the umbrella all the time now? Yeah. Like the real Batman, right? Yeah, the real penguin. The real penguin.

Burgess Meredith. Mickey. Rest in peace. Luckily all these strong guys are here to pick up these cars Yes, thank God Well, if you could just run and jump over a car like that These things that are stronger than you could Right

For sure They come I'm kind of surprised they're not just jumping I'd have been hiding on the roof And just You think so? Try to barricade that door Maybe looking for a helicopter on the roof, Naz?

not on this one that's why before everything before the shit goes down you got to learn that fly helicopter learn how to fly an airplane and everything just in case

whoa see that would just dove over the car get a shotgun get some poncho via bullets across you that would have me an auto shotgun I got to pump nothing She's an Italian treasure. Get her out of there.

That's right. That's right. You got that headband on still. Mm-hmm. Not losing the headband. Got to keep that demon. Oh, shit. Ouch.

Oh, dude in the nads. Oh, fuck, man. Oh, boy. How you, man? riding around demons on the car. Oh, man. This fool would be hitting everybody in there. I know, dude.

This segment makes the whole movie worth it. Just hanging on. All the stunts and the stunt driving. Yeah. Oh, shit. Now run them over. There you go. You know, I was watching a side-side note.

I was watching Beverly Hills Cobb, the first one with Eddie Murphy, right? Okay. The original. I didn't see the remake. That's on my list. I still need to watch two and three before I allow myself to watch the new one. But I was watching the first one, and I'm like, dude, back in the day, motherfuckers would, like, crash cars just for a fucking movie. Like, in the beginning sequence, like, there was a huge car chase.

Oh, it's a cigarette truck. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, dude, this is nice. Nowadays, they try to, like, cheap out on it. Like, I don't know. They try to fake it. and then do CGF fire.

Something like that. Like, the real car crash and real, uh, cars getting smashed. I was like, dude, this,

it's a different time. Yeah, it's great, man. That's movie, that's what movie making's all about, right? Different times in the 80s.

Hey, they weren't afraid to smash a few cars here. Kind of like a demolition derby. Is that, uh, is that her? Yeah. Her dad.

Yeah. Asia, huh? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. That's your mating call right there. Bye-bye. Oh, man.

This girl makes it. She's going to need therapy forever. Oh, shit. Yeah. That's a good shot, though. I like that. Mm-hmm. That's some nightmare fuel.

If you're like a little kid and you just walked in to the room of older sibling watching this, you're like, fuck, what did I just see? Stuck in the car. I didn't even explain to it. to your therapist. I watched the army of demons go to war with the army of bodybuilders. Working on it for a couple years.

Like this. Luckily, I have all this mountain climbing gear. Like how this guy basically ended up in the same clothes as the first guy in the first movie. Oh, yeah, huh? Well, he's

not learning algebra or whatever he was all he needs is a dirt bike and a samurai sword yeah see nothing beat that one shit oh fuck the cake that I wanted cakes good there's the red velvet

see the kid missed it but she's she's locked in yeah grape off the top and the demon juice you'd be all right oh shit she went straight for the demon juice didn't he tell her to stay where she was see I don't listen

stay here I'm gonna go look for the roof uh oh you better hurry can't even get that open how come he's proud when that little kid just walked over and lifted it up and climbed up

I know I know it's like just PVC pipe or something oh turn it on gas oh he's getting pulled up you think a gas line like that would be

somewhere else not so accessible and always have a trusty zippo with you oh yeah the whole room one of the blew up you would think that's it

yeah exactly that's what I'm saying all that gas coming out be louder oh shit didn't she didn't she get bit by a demon though Oh

They were hiding Oh, okay Here we go Here's the big payoff Going into labor Contract Oh Watch out

Yep There you go Warm down the stairwell Boom Ooh He did Oh, that was I was like what's that

That was the demons They got Blown up They all just fell This fool just got a random Batman hook? He had it in his closet. Yeah, I guess so. You don't have one in yours?

Man, it's Prime Day. I should be. Yeah. Here's your chance. You have your climbing gear and ropes. He's got the whole thing. He had the climbing gear Batman hook gimmick, and then the other guy had the poncho.

a ammo chest. Good invest. Always invest in that thing that you want to get. I'm telling you, man, between the two of them, they got these demons licked. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Rough.

Normally, I wouldn't kill a woman, but in your case, I'll make an exception. See, this demon stuff. Well, I guess she just got scratched by that guy. So, never mind. Take it back. You sure? I thought she was a demon now. No, that guy was. He turned into one, and then he was holding her still so he probably scratched her.

I got a demon juice on her. Right. Uh-oh, here she comes. Oh, yeah. She runs funny. Super funny, man. I was about to say that's like the most awkward run ever. Uh-oh.

Look at those legs. Pumping. Pretty strong. No kidding. To go down 10 floors. Mm-hmm. Luckily, all those windows are super. strong. Yeah,

right now that they're outside, luckily. Uh-oh. Unhook. Oh, man. There she comes. The flying demon. Australian style. No shit. Ow!

Oh. She shimmied down that rope, Ella fast. Dumb dog. That's that dog. Demon, man. These movies always end up on rooftops, don't they? These demons movies. All right, now where are they going?

To safety. Is that the fire station or what? They're going to the October Fest to drink out of Das Boot. Shit, after that, we could use a Das Boot. Oh, they found the movie theater from the first one, right? One of Demons One. Is that what it is?

Oh. What the fuck? It's the set of Late Night with the Devil Yeah, no shit Either that or the The filming of Logan's run Late Night with the Devil In the TV studio

It's the polka-it-up man What is that? This is weird This got really surreal It's the demons network Looks like it Is that what it is Brian? Watch

Watch I think it is. Okay. Seems like a safe enough place. Famous last words. That one's filming us. We're on TV. Oh, I think we all know how this is going to end. The demon baby.

It's got to be, right? Yeah, no shit. We'd all feel robbed, wouldn't we? Scott probably knows how to deliver a baby. Right, just happens to. To be an OBGYN. Well, he can do it all. Right.

Rale. Walls. Algebra. He's a physicist, pediatrician. That's right. That's right. He goes to what he did to do. One tough gal.

No screaming. Right? No epidural. All natural. Yeah. Oh, yes. That's right. This guy did not wash his hands before.

Not at all after. He just scaled down a building. Yes. With demon, with demon juice. Yeah. Baby's not even dirty. You got blood or something all over it.

Exactly. That's how good of a doctor he is. Dude. Uh-oh. Oh, shit. Mm. She died. Took that pipe out of her.

Oh, she's blind. Ah, okay, cool. Stop talking. walking around her. You're blind! You can't see! Put the baby down. That baby would be screaming and crying.

You would think so, like in a quiet place, right? Oh, get me started on that. Oh, man. I heard that's one of your favorites, man. The third one is. It's pretty good, the third one? I liked it. Yeah, I liked it, too.

It's more of a contained story, which I like better because I can try to be real, you know, epic and show all these characters that like only focused on a couple of primary characters. I thought that was a good decision on their part. I'm tired of like interconnecting, like universe building, like give me one-all-stories now.

Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it was. It didn't overstay, it's welcome, you know? Just turn on the music. All right, so zombie. TV, you know? There she goes running. I was when she was on the roof. It's really. What the fuck is this?

You can try to start over. Turn all the tools. More video drum callbacks, Nez. Yep. Might as well bash all of them just in case. Right? Where's

James Woods when you need him, right? being crazy somewhere right wait till they just they survive I guess we can't kill the parents I guess that's it

huh I still jabbed there was no demon baby no man that's that's gonna be in demons three right you got the demon kid in the little flying goooly one

I guess that's good enough that was a trip that was definitely a trip. See, that's what I wanted to know, like, what happened? Like, what happened after the second, after the first one? Wait, right? What happened to the nerd

guy and the speeding coke couples? I assume a demon got out and it all went to hell. Is that what it was? Did every single bodybuilder turn into a demon or like? I don't know, because in the first one, you got away?

How the first one, how the first one, how it got out was that old man that got his eyes scratched out he got out of the theater and started it but they didn't show anyone get out of this okay well so I don't know I guess I guess it's

whatever you interpret it's like an A24 movie it's whatever you think it is right all right demons too all right Noreldin thanks for joining us dude appreciate you picking the movie and we'll see you again in two weeks right.

Most definitely. Yeah, thank you all for having me. It was a pleasure. Meeting y'all, talking to y'all and sharing this moment in time. I really appreciate it. Yeah, fuck, dude, that's a good movie, man.

Demons 1, Demons 2. If y'all haven't checked it out, some good films, man. Good horror films, classics. There's a lot of homages. Man, fuck, this was great. Yeah. They're both on YouTube, everyone.

All right. And a flying ghouly. All right. So, as always, we want to thank you guys for listening to another episode of the Horror Returns. We would always love to hear your feedback and ideas. Next week, we're going to be

joined by our Australian buddies, Beat and Marcy, for a Cage Rage Week. And this is it, Nareldin, we're going to cover Arcadian as well as your Kulubliq long legs. So, Nez, until the horror returns

again, brush your teeth and good night. Thank you.