The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #444: Black Friday (2021) Commentary

Episode Date: November 27, 2024

This week, our friend Daeron from The Psychosemantic Podcast joins us to get in the holiday mood with a viewing of Black Friday. Cool of the week includes A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, Teacup, Horror’s Greatest, and Saturday Night. The podcast spotlight shines Podcast in the Woods. Thanks for listening! The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@thehorrorreturnspodcast3277 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR X: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= THR TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-horror-returns SK8ER Nez Podcast Network: https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c4166 E Society Spotify For Podcasters: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/esoc E Society YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A Music By: Steve Carleton Of The Geekz  

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You guys know these names You know Brian And, you know, Philip, but we have a special guest tonight, Darren from Psychosomatic Podcast, as well as other endeavors we might get into as the night progresses. But, dude, it's been a while. Was it like, nah, you've been on with us since the Grimelons? What? Shit. Or was that the last one?

Phil, do you remember? Might have been troll, too. I remember yesterday, dude. It was almost salient. Salem's lot, but... Okay, that's right. It was a near mess. Pretty sure.

Yeah. So what do you think of the new Salem's lot, man? The new Salem's lot? You know, I, I liked it fine. The first one I appreciate and always got to respect the original, but I'm also not a big fan of Dark Shadows. And it reminded me a lot about, of the Dark Shadows series. And the movie, I liked a lot more than the Dark Shadows movie. I guess I would say that.

Understandable. You know, it was, there were the nods, but, you know, I don't know. I don't think I'll ever watch it again. It's not one. Okay. You know, I thought it was good. I thought it was fine. I didn't have any gripes about it, but there's other vampire movies I haven't seen yet.

Yeah. Gotcha. All right. For sure on that one. All right. Well, it's been a while, dude. I know you still got the podcast going on. What all was up, dude? What's up with you, man? What's up with the podcast? Give us an update. It's been a while. So let's see. Yeah, psychosmantics still going on, took a little bit of a break. I was moving into a new house. Same neighborhood and everything. Just bigger house, bigger place for the kid and stuff. Yes. Lots of home. Home movie shit. Yeah, that and fixing up the old house and getting back into the swing of things,

talking about hockey before we started recording. My kids playing again, and now it's two practices a week plus games. And he's a goalie, so he's got to be at all of them. So there's been a lot of time at the rink, a lot of really bad, strong coffee. and, you know, my show with Vanessa, the VD Clinic, I don't think that's coming back. You know, Vanessa took a really extended break from the internet, and that kind of includes podcasting. So, but if anybody out there that knows her is listening, she's good. She's just kind of done with the internet and doing her life.

I don't think that's a terrible thing. No shit. Yeah, I think the last time I joined you guys on that show, we did the novelization, the original Peter Benchley Jaws novel, and also the film, right? Yep. We were prepping for, you know, you guys do March Madness. We did our own kind of March Madness over there where we always did serial killers and stuff. We were prepping or mass murderers. And we were prepping for a big Charles Manson episode when.

That's right. Yeah. So that could pop up. I just read chaos. So, okay, you're on the hook if we ever just throw it together to make up for all the promises. There we go.

All right. Look, dude, you know how the show starts? Cool of the week? It can be anything, dude. It can be a concert. It can be a hockey game. Movie, book. What is the coolest thing

you have experienced this week? me first of course you're our best man i would say it's a little bit of a tie i wanted to check out alien romulus but i didn't get to it so instead i found we were talking about vampires a little earlier a graphic novel version of a girl walks home alone at night and it's pretty cool so far and uh the previously mentioned golly kid got his first ever shut out Oh, very nice. That's a super cool of the week. So lots of goalie hugs and, you know.

Yeah. So they're at that age where it stops being a clump of people and you see them doing the sport. You know, you see that a lot in soccer and stuff like that. And hockey's the same. They start. It's like, oh, it's little people playing the game. Yeah. That's like baseball.

I think coaching my kid playing baseball. And it's like they get to this age. and you're like, oh, wow, they kind of know what they're doing now. Yeah, it's pretty rad to see. Not expecting to be a sport parent, but, you know, you support your kids. And fortunately, he likes the sport that I like. We have two strong sports parents on this podcast tonight, don't we, Philip? For sure, man.

I was at a swim meet last weekend at fucking 7.30 in the morning, two hours away. That was fun. I don't know anything about swimming. Yeah, the sports coaching stuff, Brian, you and me not so much, right? No, I've been asked many times. My son grew up playing football and not going to deal with the parents. Understandable. How come you to put my kid in?

Because he sucks. The truth hurts. All right, who's next? Who's next? You better parent. I'll jump in because Michael of the week is one that Brian recommended to me last week. Okay. Yeah.

Not a bad show, man. It was pretty interesting. It gets a little weird and out there towards the end. I mean, it's kind of weird and out there because it's aliens from the get-go, but like they sort of take it seriously. and then at the end it spins out a little bit and gets a little more wild, but it looks like if they keep it up, it's going to be a lot of fun. Yeah, fingers crossed, they get a second season.

Yeah, I had a pretty good time with that one. And then I watched a couple of them on HBO Max. I'm not sure. I can't remember. No, Hulu. The seating. You guys seen the seating? The seating. It is on my list. It's a weird one, man Like this dude

Gets like lost in the desert because some Randow kid asks for help And instead of going back with him He like leads him off into the desert And he's like, we got to turn around It's getting dark And then the kid just runs off And uh

And he's like well shit now I gotta get back And he can't find his way back So he finds this giant ass fucking hole and climbs down a rope ladder into the hole where there's a big house and well not a big house a little shack you know and meets this random ass lady and then the ladder's gone the next morning he has to deal with

where's the ladder who is this lady how did she get here and then there's like these fucking feral kids that are abusing the shit out of them yeah it's weird Back to them, hers. It's weird. But it's a pretty interesting movie.

I liked it. All right. I might check it out. Hulu, huh? Yeah. Not too bad. All right. What's you got, Brian, a laundry list, man?

No, I only had time for two TV shows. Since the last time we've recorded, I binged the bear, all three seasons. Nice. Is it three seasons now? I think I'm only through one, man. I've got to get catch up. You got a catch-up. Excellent show.

I'm interested to see where it goes next. I love all the stuff that happens in the kitchen, all the chaotic stuff that goes on. It's like Hell's Kitchen, the reality. Yeah. The real deal. A lot more cussing than Hell's Kitchen. Yeah, which is hard.

And the other show I watched. You ever met a couple? cook. Yeah. A lot of cigarette smoking, too. Anthony Bourdain. Great example, right? If you weren't going to catch you, you don't smoke, you don't get a break.

Yeah. That's right. That's exactly right. And the other show I checked out is on Shudder. It's a docket series called Horror's Greatest. And each episode is like a different topic. The first episode was like horror tropes. You know,

stupid decisions, the final girl, black character always dies. They went through all the... I love it. Killer rednecks, they went through all the... And I think the next episode was Giant Monsters. Oh, nice. The episode on J-Hore...

Okay. On Shudder? Yeah. I can't remember what the fourth episode. I know the fifth episode was all Stephen King and they could have did a whole series on Stephen King adaptations. So that's my cool of the week because a lot of great guests in there that they interviewed and a lot of good movies that they mentioned.

Some I've never even heard of, so it was good to see those because I added some more movies to the list of watch. So shutters, horror is greatest. That's my cool of the week. Very nice. My cool of the week, I'm going to say something controversial again, Brian, when it comes to directors and their offspring. But it is possible that Jason Reitman might be a better director than Daddy. You're so just off the rails. Have you guys seen Saturday night?

The brand new movie Saturday night about the first night of trying to get the show up the ground. Real quick. I've seen a trailer for it. I like how you cancel out the father based on one of the kids one movie. I know. I know I have a habit of that, but I'm kind of fucking with you guys at the same time. But he's done some good shit, man. Up in the air was a great film, you know?

I don't think he's done too much. I guess they're both, they're both equal. Nah, you're right. The dad's still ahead. He has a lot more film history. Let's think about that one. All right, so Saturday night is not what I thought it was going to be, guys. I thought it was going to be like a docudrama type thing about like the first season.

But it's literally filmed in real time. And it's like the hour and a half leading up to the first airing of episode one, season one of a TV show we all know and love now, Saturday Night Live. And how it almost didn't happen. Because the studio was literally. fucking fighting Lauren Michaels from start to finish, trying to get them not to be able to air the show. But what I love so much about this movie is the people. It was mostly an unknown cast of characters.

And the people that played the not ready for primetime players were just spot on, man. I don't know if it was direction or if it was just a matter of picking the right people or if it was actually the acting chops. But like I honestly thought I was watching, you know, Dan Aykroyd. and John Belushi and all those old school SNL not ready for prime time players that we look. Garrett Morris's character, I got to look into it. The actor's name,

his last name is Morris. So I'm wondering if we have more father-son connection stuff going on. I got to look into that, but he did an outstanding job. They were all fucking great. The guy that played Lauren Michaels was just like, just incredible. It was a really good movie.

and it's, I'm a sucker for single shot films. It wasn't a single shot. They did have a lot of scenes where they moved the camera around in one angle, but it was definitely like in real time. So it was the hour and a half leading up to the show. Very interesting, very cool. And it's like a super quick watch because it's an hour and a half movie. But before you know it, it's there and you're done with it.

And you got the crawl credits that you get from Saturday Night Live. at the end. I like the way they replicated that as well. So my cool of the week, Saturday night. And since we're skipping a lot of the trailers and stuff, Philip, I guess it's your show from here, man.

Is it? Oh, I guess we're skipping everything. All right. Let's see. What we got here? I think we got a spotlight. That's about it, man. All right. We'll throw it the spotlight out there. Let's see. This week, the podcast, Spotlight shines on Podcast in the Woods.

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And for $5 or more a month, also pick a commentary for a future bonus show. But today, it's about a commentary for Black Friday from 2021. Not to be confused with Black Christmas, which I was really concerned with. Don't get you. Yeah. Happy Black Friday. We love toys. We still on for pancakes tonight.

Chris, you're on reg for the night. We're short staff. Wait up. I'm Emmett. You ever work retail before? I don't know. There's no day more harmful to retail workers than this day. What do we love?

Toys. A group of toy stores. employees must protect each other from a horde of parasite infected shoppers. Director is Casey Tebow, also known for barely legal. Okay. And the upcoming gut shot. Where is this barely legal movie that you speak of? I think it's a doc about marijuana legalization.

What's gut shot about? I know. guys got innuendos flying all over the place the radio says the counties of Columbus Carpenter Lynch and Wright have been evacuated this is a nod to four directors Chris Columbus John Carpenter Joe Lynch and Edgar Wright

that served as inspiration for the holiday music for the holiday music in the toy store in order to find a less expensive alternative to paying for actual Christmas music director Tebow performed royalty-free Christmas songs on a keyboard using Apple's garage band. There you go. Nice.

All right, Black Friday, it's on Amazon Prime. I would stream the movie, but we can't put that shit on YouTube anyway. So we're just going to go with the audio style. And we start sharing it, and we'll do a 3-2-1 in case you guys want to pull it up and watch it with us. But it is free on Amazon, so I think it may have some commercials. So, my bad, if that happens. An hour and 24 minutes, starting in three, two, and one. That was on one, not on zero, my bad.

All right. Are you seeing screen media on your screen, Phillip? Yes. Okay. And it should go with the audio. You'll hear that? Yeah. Okay, cool.

Some timpony drums and some strings. Let me know if it's too loud on y'all's end. What time did they start showing up last year? No. About noon. That's late for our neighborhood. Freaking vultures. Capitalism.

What the hell that was? It was on mine, too. I think it's part of the moon. Oh, shit. hell was that a mortar so is this like a best a best buy or uh walmart or can you guys tell what kind of store it is it said something mart yeah it looks very ah okay what was the one that ash worked in right uh smart yes there you go shop smart all right we got some kind of alien things yeah good special effects oh that looks infected

Yeah, maybe he should touch it. Dude, it's going to shoot you in the face. Don't do it. Monty. Hey, that's... RFK, isn't it? Hey, you guys, what are you doing for alien? Yeah, I'm going to get you.

These aliens are not healthy. Hey, he'll. This is Christmas time, and I know. that I got a touch We're going out of school with the music And I can't move Devon Sama The little tikes

Want the dolls and bikes But I got a I'm not entirely sure if I've ever seen this. You haven't seen this one? I feel like I probably have For the girls and boys But I'm not going to give you It's a little loud

Or is it just Because I like your eyes when they see surprise And I've got a big one for you I got a big one for you Okay Is this Dick cheese and singing or is this somebody else? Sounds like it.

I bet it is. Is that better on the volume? And the bells are ringing. Yeah. I think so. You guys good? That's got to be, what's his name again? Dick Cheese.

Richard Cheese. Richard Cheese. Lounge against the machine. It's a grand... Because it's gonna be... Who-hoo. Not as violent is the beginning of Thanksgiving, right, Brian? No.

Thanksgiving's God about that one. Oh, Thanksgiving. thanks killing might have been the last time i was here ah that's right that's right influencers time to go the man her and grant are uses axe body's breakfast talk about sad mom's waiting let's go come on let's go come on kiddo thanksgiving breakfast that's like the morning what you have to work on Thanksgiving dad what is like turkey bacon is that what they're talking about or what? Yeah, yeah. I got a wagg you

brisket I'm fucking smoking today man, or tomorrow. Oh, I'm excited. That's the first time I've ever tried it. Much better than turkey bacon. I'm doing a turkey too, but, you know. Well, I'm going to be in Jacksonville, Florida with the wife.

She's stuck working there all weeks. I'm going to drive out there after my work shift is over tomorrow. Hopefully we can find it. nice restaurant. Get to see my Aunt Diane Friday. Haven't seen her in God, probably 12 years. Since she moved to

Jacksonville or just a... She actually lives in Savannah. So, Jacksonville is like the halfway point between where we are and where she lives. So, uh, worked out pretty good. We're trying to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner, okay? Can you put your

penis away? Never had to work at the store black track it sucks working at restaurant downtown on Friday it sucks that people have to work on Thanksgiving period true

I think people shouldn't go to the stores on Thanksgiving just just stay home right yeah let's dwindle that down to nothing that would be great that'd be great yeah I'm an old retail guy and of course as

as you know AJ still is although they do have Thanksgiving off at her store but the day before is like super hectic this is feeling good everyone's at home watching football eating pumpkin pie

this reminds me of the scene and uh oh what was the movie with Trolta in it that uh help me out here guys that one movie he was on talk got a poop oh Pulp Fiction

wait No, the one he did with the guy. Yeah, the one with that guy. Devin Sawa and Travolta. I can't believe that nobody can remember the name of that fucking movie. The fan, the fanatic. The fanatic, there it is. Yeah, but did they have a scene in the car like that

where he was playing a Lent Biscuit for his son? He was. He was jamming. Conveniently, the director was the lead singer from Lent Biscuit. Oh, you know, I never watched that movie. Oh, dude. You have to. Fantastically awful. Watch with something from the dispensary kind of movie?

Yeah. Travolta gives you a performance in that one. That's true. More over the top than his performance in Swordfish? Well, yeah, because he's mentally challenged this movie, which is fantastic. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. I forgot that.

The hair choice was definitely a choice. Thanks, Lou. It works appreciated. I'm looking for the turbo man. I do get that vibe, dude. That was a classic movie. It was. It was terrible impression, though.

I'll get better as the night. Arnold and Sinbad were like the perfect combination, right? in my new hit movie jiggle all the way we will be fighting for the toy that was the recurring skit on Conan O'Brien was it that makes sense they had Arnold and he had like it was just a

like a picture of Arnold with the mouth cut out and the guy had like a thread in between his teeth he's like you have to check out my new hit movie Kong Kind of like our friends from 2B Tuesday that always have Craven show up. Meteor Mayhem. Okay. Chucky says we're all going to die. There he is.

Corpus on cakes. You don't have to eat it. It's just nice to know. They don't care about shit. Yeah, it's really disappointed they're not doing another season of Chucky because Devon Sawa plays literally a different character each. season. So he was like the kid's dad in the first season, his uncle in the second, and the president

of the United States in the third season. Nice. Are you kidding me? Oh, man, Peru so often to give me a handy in the back alley. This is David Salman like $40? Congrats. He's not that old, right? We're in the Sawana science.

Yeah. What? Corporate said Black Friday was racist and they changed to do. What? Green Friday? What? So they're selling weed? Black Friday is racist. Well, I think I saw a Massachusetts plate, so it could be green Friday. Okay, okay.

Oh, he's tucking his shirt in, huh? Oh, is he got a metallic a tattoo? Does he? I think so on his arm. That looks like it. All right. I thought it would have been lip biscuit, but okay. Bathroom.

I've never heard of that park in a beuling. Afraid not, my friend, you're going to have to find somewhere else. I'm not going to clean up after your shit. No public restrooms, right? Yeah. Suckers. Instead of the normal price of $4.99, it's on sale for $4.98. $4.98.

barked up the day before to be ready yep oh that's right they do that trick a lot oh locked out got to go home I tell you what the TV that I have in the living room was a black Friday thing a few years ago and it is God awful oh no not the best deal huh such a pain on hold things down yes hey Michael Jerry why haven't seen him in a while except this I guess right you're working on fucking Thanksgiving why not right

yeah at least hit a couple shot before that shit starts oh boy you know how to work a fucking for nothing it might come in handy if you ever need to do some forklifting

oh boy this has to be the man best regional manager Happy Black Friday, we love toys. Some quick notes before we open our doors. First off, you know, the bowtie's kind of creepy. Is it more harmful to retail workers than this day. Remember, OSHA changed their rules.

If you work at a toy store, we're a bow tie, that's a problem. Look out for each other, okay? Like, there needs to be an investigation. Our dentist has been recalled. So if anybody asked for it, we don't have it. We never had it. some safety issue with battery. Finally.

He's a depressed bear. Corporate has contacted me to inform you that they will not be able to offer paid breaks tonight. Thank you for your understanding. Moving on. Moving on to the next topic, Darren. Sweep that one under the rug. Well, that's all right. Well, they don't want some payment tonight.

Bye. So it's like a Toys R Us place because it says we are toys on his little badge. Okay. Gotcha. Corporate promises time and a half of the holiday weekend. Yes. That is still. Yes.

All right. On smiles. What do we love? Good thing it's not a political podcast tonight, Aaron. Oh. Did he just fart? I guess that's the defect. I kind of want this bear.

I wonder if they have one for sale anywhere, right? I don't know. This isn't enough of a cult classic movie, right? Yeah. Somebody will probably make one before the next Bruce Campbell meet and greet. That makes sense and have them autograph it. That'd be perfect. Philip, what did you bring for Bruce to autograph last time we went up there, man?

Oh, I brought my Necronomicon. Nice. Yeah, dude. It's a good guy. First day is Black Friday? Yeah, that seems like a bad idea. Dude, I guess straight in the fire. I have a pair of Healy's.

That's probably not a good thing to admit. I haven't worn him in years, but I ate it the last time. I did. If some crazy lady comes up to me and have me, where's the Duncan Yo-Yo's? I'd escort them to the yo-yo section and then I... No. No, you're already

trying too hard. You point him in the direction of fucking wherever and they'll find it. Okay. All right. All right. Get on out of you. You're making us all look bad. Hey, team, remember. No matter how bad these suburban savages get under your skin, the customer is always right.

Yes. Go time. The customer is for sure not always right. Most of the time, they're assholes. Brian, unleash the beast in. Brian? Five. Unleased the beast.

Four. Three. Two. Go, baby. Go. Black Friday. And he's trampled to death. by the lady in the movie

it up front they have literally one of each well they got a couple of that it looked like they only had like one copy of each game it's like this is not good this Friday is not going to go very well they got a lot of nutcrackers though that they do

that they do no Xbox one yes we'll beat each other at best for PS5. Sometimes I get gas at the gas station close to my house, which is probably a good 10 cents more than anywhere else. Just because it's more convenient.

You could not pay me to do this shit. Go camp outside of a store and be mauled by an unruly crowd of people. Get the fuck out of here. All right. I'm going to throw some love to Bezos. That's why we have Amazon, boys and girls. That's true. The ultimate impulse aisle at the register.

That's right. A little pool table. You can tell she's about to ask for the manager. Uh-oh. Okay. Oh, we got some zombies action going over something, huh? They're all, like, crack addicts. or something.

There's like jam in the keyboard. I mean, gotta be a special. Sorry, folks. Looks like I'm going to have to shut this lane down. Oh. Uh-oh. You done fucked up,

A, A, Ron. Where's Jack Quellen? Disclose. Some guy just much chance. Disclose. I have never heard that word before. A little germany, no.

What about the floor workers? But I thought he preferred the floor. Oh. It's not us in a mains closet. It's a brutal office politics. That's right. You clean up the vomit. Where's that fucking new guy?

Put him on vomit duty. Yeah, no kidding. It's his first day, right? What better way to train him? That looks like the kind of shit they sell at the zoo. What's that? The remote control cars? or there's like yes safari truck

ah okay for like $65 $10 toy next to the swords that blow bubbles yeah yeah but at least five cents of each sale goes toward the actual

preservation of wildlife okay sir sir let's get you some help okay things get weird Ah Makeshift ball pit

Yes Oh Like I'm on a break Ha ha ha ha ha ha Some ladies brains on the toys Yes you guys are right It is strictly a toy store Yeah they sell

decorations okay This guy's cruising through On a skateboard Dude time me up to this job with that Chris guy? Yeah, NAS could handle it. Is that shirt,

is that shirt dress code? I gotta ask. I guess they just gotta have the smock. Ah, that makes sense, gotcha. Except this dude, who has suspenders instead? Right. Okay. If he doesn't say I'm getting too old for this shit

by the end of the movie. I was going to say that guy's like in his 40s stock in for Walmart Oh wow Things got real Nothing is really wrong We're one hour into Black Friday

And we're escorting customers away from the store Of course that's Attacked me Ask Archie Archie went to go check on that nasty cute bitch you attempted to murder Ha Ha ha ha

Like silly string. I think she ate the spaghetti play set. Bath salt. That's a Florida story, guys. Florida man on bath salts eats guys face off or whatever. A black guy last year and she took it like a champ. What else did we have happen here? I don't know, dude.

Did they still make them? Or did they? Oh, is that hard to get like four loco now? it could be they sell up at the gas station yeah it's not the same same recipe yeah they changed it uh we're open by maybe 2 a.m.

Reopen? Are you insane? Did you know the police had a voicemail? I passed out on a gas station bathroom on four locoes one time. The wife is not happy. I know. We all want to go home. It's a holiday. Blarty blarty blar.

Let me tell you something. What was wrong with that lady? Am I going to be okay? No. You can get you anything? Oh, man. There is something wrong with the shoppers. Christ,

supposed to provoke the customers. The training video says. Human resources. Damn it, Anita, every fucking day. Right. What the fuck. See? never get employees the month.

You know what? Uh-oh. No one gives the flying fuck about your training videos or your plaques, Anita. Oh, I know you don't. But there are those who do. The ones who don't care are the ones like you too. Because you have... Uh-oh.

Very judgmental. ...every single opportunity that life has handed to you to do a subpar job, ringing people up, and we love toys for the rest of your life. A little... Oh, oh. Okay, put it out. Oh, okay, all right, you're gonna be okay. Maybe now would be a good time to call 911.

Has nobody tried to do that yet? I try to call the police, but they got a voicemail. Ah, that's right. Because at that point, I would at least be thinking Narcan. Ooh! Yeah. Give a good shot of Narcan. chest, right? Pulpiction

style. You bring a OD zombie bitch to my house? That's one of the... I mean a cake that's been sitting in a brave room all day. Probably got some crust on it.

Yeah. It was a very nice gesture for corporate to do that for them, though, right? What did he just do to it? Whilst taking away their overtime paid. He used a nail gun on. Is that a concert poster for gutter mouth? Was it?

I think so. I'd forgotten all about them until you just said it. I feel like this movie is full of all the director's favorite things. Is it? All the stuff from their house. These are all my clothes. You get to wear my suspicers. building something.

This is the true story of how Poyser Us went out of business. Makes more sense now. The aliens just decided to attack on Black Friday because they wanted to take advantage of the deals. A shitty-ass TV, huh? I'm kind of loving the super sassy gay dude. Now, Philip, you're just assuming he's gay. He said that he's gay yet?

Well, I suppose not. What do they say about non-jariatic? Some Uts vint chips, potato chips? That's pretty regional, I think. Ah, that's right, that's right. The East Coast. You guys are going to feel dumb when the saw blows over. Yeah, where are the Utt's potato chips from, Darren?

Do you know? Are they in your next? of the woods like an ohio thing or you see them around i think they're pennsylvania okay which is definitely you know our neighbor i definitely haven't seen any here that's my job yep us from hanover pennsylvania there you go okay why they're famous for their pretzels all the germans in pennsylvania isn't that where yingling is from or where is yingling from yingling's based out of Pennsylvania let's go let's go oh is it really yep I don't know why I thought it was for some reason maybe that was just first time I saw it it's big here yeah but uh like

where we are in Melbourne uh Kona big wave which is like a Hawaiian beer is like super big here that was good yeah the self the self cult the surf culture here is amazing because the the waves get so big on this side told you dude you gotta bring your board out here Phil I'm telling you I may sink it at the moment but drop about a 50 pounds I'll be all right well we do have we don't have recreational it didn't it needed a super majority vote of 60% so of course it got 58.8% yeah that's that's some bullshit they tried to pass before we legalize recreational here they try to have a special election to make it so it had to be 60% instead of a majority.

Makes no sense, right? We'll get there eventually. Oh, we will. But I do have a medical card, so come visit. It's cheaper here to keep using the medical card instead of recreational. Really? Taxes are different. No kidding. Okay. Go to the same place, but I have to pick

medical versus recreational when I do the shopping. Makes sense. makes me the length. Go ahead. Does the medical tend to be stronger? Like, do they have higher dosages available in medical versus rec? No, you can get all the same stuff. Not exactly. Of course, most of the dispensaries are selling off their medical stock to recreational.

So I don't know if they're ever going to diverge and have separate menus. Right. But so far, it's. Yeah. Pretty much the same. You walk in the same door. You get into the same line, although there's little, you know, little sign that says medical customer and recreational customer. But, right.

Yeah. Not a whole lot of difference yet. Except we can grow plants now. Oh, there you go. We at in Ohio? I live right in the middle in Columbus. Oh, okay. my uh my brother-in-law is a cop in Cincinnati now oh nice

Cincinnati's great it was a pretty cool place we went up there go to a Reds game or uh no we almost did but uh it was uh I was gonna take my kid to it but uh they didn't have they had a night game and we had to leave the next morning That's probably been to more Reds games than Guardians games. Listen to spawn, right? Tension run, okay? Tension run. Were they hiding in the fucking ceiling?

What are you doing? I know. What is he checking for? That makes no sense. A plunger from the bathroom at a toy store. Blue? Oh, that was my fucking stash, bro. Told you to leave it alone.

Not smart. What's going on? Do you have a whiffle bat? Yeah, like a sword. And do a life jacket. Start throwing janga pieces of people. Not the 80s. and find all the lawn dart.

Oh, yeah. Well, if it was really a Walmart, dude, they got all kinds of cool shit. They've got the guns and stuff. They got guns. Yeah. And beer. True.

Oh, yeah. That's an apex priority in the middle of an apocalypse for sure. That's right. You got to stash the booze. They got the door shut. Will someone say, marks the spot in this movie. Oh, I was really expecting it to come the next line.

Right. There is now a brewery for Yingling in Tampa. But it is just got a Pennsylvania. All right. Bodily fluids on the ground here. Yeah, careful where you sit, right? Get the sawdust. We already know they have at the store.

they alluded to it earlier. That was the McGuffin. Find the kitty litter section. Check off sawdust. Oh, they're building something, like they said. It's like close encounters from the third kind, except, you know, are they going to spell out, beam me up? They were carrying a beat.

It's like the alien zombie version of the old collect-call thing. collect call from okay we hate everybody pick us up that was the guy that's right the path you parked that Buick you got to respect the fact that they seem to be going with

mostly practical effects here which is kind of cool that can save a low budget movie in my eyes a lot faster than a lot of yeah yeah but Brian before the movie's over what are the chances we're going to see some CG out fire

very bad big as cg i alien is this the maintenance guy why the fuck is he even working today i think he is the maintenance guy would explain why he has access to all these tools yeah like you want me to do maintenance no i'm not coming in today i'll i'll do the clean up tomorrow right

fucking kbar strapped to his chest get dinner with my kids. I'm getting time and a half today. At least somebody is. Uh, no, I'm going home. Bye. I let the keys. Yeah, later.

So glass windows and you need a key to get out. Okay. I guess he's being considerate. He doesn't want to leave a hole in the wall when he saves himself. I'd get the fuck out of there. I don't blame him. Look at them all dancing around out there in the windows. Is that what there too?

I got all that Christmas music playing outside. No bonuses this year. It's all back to National Lampoon's vacation, right? How are they going to put in that swimming pool? Jelly at the month club's not going to be fun in the summertime. It's a gift that's not giving. A whole year long, Clark. Is it not untrue?

like what was that the we we have the known known and we have the known unknown and we have the unknown unknown and we have the unknown unknown of the known of the unknown what was that darren what are referring to man oh man i got distracted by uh massachusetts pd showing up That's very innocent of me to think that he's Go go go go go Go go Sure That cart Is that Rumfeld?

I think it was Yeah, Rumsfeld rings a bell It was the Bush years for sure, right? Yeah, Bush two Yeah Or as Kim Jong Un called him Baby Bush or something like that? Or Kim Jong-il? Did he?

Whoever the Kim Jong was at the time. Was that around the time of Team America World Police? Yeah, it was. Oh, baby Bush, he's down poor. Yeah, dude. His dad was the director of the fucking CIA and then was president. That's right. That's right.

They run shit. was right here, motherfucker. If there's anybody that knows who killed Kennedy, I guarantee you it's Bush's dead. You think so? Oh, Darren, do we want to go down the rabbit hole? He's probably the one that fucking did it. Man, yeah.

He gets, the Bush family gets talked a lot about in Legacy of Ashes, the history of the CIA. Yeah, no, they got some secrets for sure. I'm still trying to figure out this whole alien thing I'm making sausages for Thanksgiving I guess so I mean the store kind of looks like after one of those viral Black Friday videos

yeah right people don't give you shit leave all the detergent on the wall in the back there is that the new guy yeah yeah well holy thing first day huh Baraka.

That was kind of awesome. Got it. Yeah. Almost looks like one of those humanoids from the deep. Yeah, a little bit. The chattering teeth. Very Clive Barker ass there. Yeah, right.

So she's cute and she's a badass. I like it. Yeah. Oh. It got worse. Does anybody else just think that's funny? Fucking Burbers. No, motherfucker.

Yeah. You and your goddamn bow tie. This is the first thing, I wouldn't even supposed to be here today. Yeah, those... Out of holiday jeeps. Yep. Those are not unlimited.

It can only hold so much in those. Not a ton, by the way. I know, dude. Like, what's worse than us going to, like, Rock, Lohama, Philip? And we're, like, out of them. alcohol. It's like, and then we got to buy the $8 beer's up there. Remember that?

How am I doing with this flask? It only gets you half drunk. I know. What's the purpose? I never interested flask, you know? I laid off. I guess they're more for short trips rather than zombie seizures. I guess so, yeah. I get. That makes sense. That makes sense. I didn't make your living at the place you begged your mom and dad to take you to when you're younger. His childhood dream. I was little.

I ran home to tell my dad after I got hired. And he goes, hell, kid. It's a ruse. It's a lie. Well, that just sucks, you know, because I always saw you as manager material. Takes job and shove it.

I ain't working here no more. Yeah, there you go. Seven years ago. I was lonely. I believe that there's a place for everyone in. This is my place. It's a place where you have worth, where regional managers call you and ask for numbers where you can reprimand somebody

and they have to listen to you. Where the women have to laugh at all your corny jokes and even the coolest guys have to obey. That's what we love toys means to me. Is HR lady still there? Yeah, right. Where'd she go? Conveniently disappeared for this scene. At least you were invited to. Thanks, good.

Well, we put up a sign that said you can't request any of your time off until January 3rd. That's right. And you don't get your bonus because we're assholes. We're going to make you clean up at the end, too, if you're alive. Well, Philip, you own your own business, dude. So how does that work out? Like, do you ever get any, like, emergency-type electrical calls on holidays or, you? Do you pretty much just take the phone off the ring?

Oh, I know. I mean, I for sure do, but I don't, I rarely answer the phone. Like, if you're not texting me and I, I'm not looking at it at all for the next week. Okay. Nice. I like that. But yeah, no, I, that just means I have a shitload of bosses instead of just one. Oh, yeah, there is that.

There is that. So I'm sure some people are going to be pissed about it, but they can, uh, and kick rocks. Okay. They can figure it out themselves. They're more than welcome to. Oh, my shit's not working. Yeah, well, too bad.

So go grab a screwdriver. Now put it in that socket. Tell me what happens. No, no. I'm not wasting my time on a fucking phone call or anything. Not happening. Not even a text, huh? No, I'm going to have about a million missed text by the time I look at my phone again.

Oh, is that typical? Yeah. We get it. You don't know shit, Chris. Is a separate work phone or it's? Yeah. There you go. There you go.

Yeah, no, I'm not looking at that at all this week. I don't love it here. I don't love it here. going to work tomorrow and then I'm going to get drunk and smoke a turkey and smoke a joint I'll bet if I were to guess

you're like you gotta have help when you're cooking Thanksgiving that's right Phil it looks like the cheating husband in any Hallmark maybe right he has two different cell phones

Walter White that's right used to have it until she got a freaking job. Yeah, she's working at a bank now, right? Yeah, for the moment. She's probably going to be a teacher before too long, but. Yeah. AJ was saying she's not like super thrilled with the job. Yeah. Well, it just doesn't. It doesn't pay very much. Yeah, she's not getting a ton of help.

The irony, Darren, of working in a bank and not getting paid very much. I'm saying. That's why bankers steal money. Do it the legal way, right? Got a pad that Add that check. Not all bankers, of course. What are the color? White color crime?

Is that what they call it? Yeah, yeah, there you go. You get to go to the good jail. A Jordan Belfort jail. Played golf with... I will fucking kill you, nerd. She's got two degrees and she's working as a bank teller. Aye. Yeah.

Wow. We made out. It's a living. Yeah. Passes the time. But Ken, I don't really know you. I don't know about you, dude. I'd be pulling some Oceans 11 bullshit.

If my wife worked in a bank. I don't think so, right? Pancakes. I guess you came up short on your count today. Yep. Well, it shit happens. That is a lot of tools. That's it.

Behind him. That's like the main. that's right about a toy store? I guess all the broken toys and... I guess. Repair the bicycle. Yeah, put...

You're going to ride that home? They've got to figure out how to bring his kids back in the movie, right? They made a big point of showing them. Yes. That was the McGuffin. That was the tree MacGuffin. Okay. That's definitely coming back.

Or it's like not a faceless couple of names that he's going to... That he's, that the hero is fighting to get back to. Fresh out of ideas. Did he have any ideas? What the fuck does he have in his hand? Look at his crowbar. What the fuck?

A weird stuffed animal flashlight. You've got to smack the glow worm on the top of its head. Well, that just sounds dirty. Well, those toys are in a different aisle. All right It's the closet from Poltergeist

It looks a lot less Gross and more Ribbony when it gets bigger Where'd all the slime go I guess it's It's a messy birth And now it's Like a butterfly

They're still in a truck He told me If we bust open those locks We can get to the bed of the truck That's our way out of here What happens when you get into the truck bed? I figure there's got to be a hash to the front seat, right? Got it!

All right, team. Depending on what type of truck it is. That's true. Philip has a... You still have that Jeep, Philip? I'm going down with the ship. No, we traded the Jeep. Okay.

Yeah. I don't know if you knew this, Darren about, and Brian, I don't know if you guys knew this about windshields, something about jeeps. but there was a mosquito flying around and i fucking smash the mosquito and all the glass cracked on phillips wheel it's that stupid square angle they break more than any other straight up and down oh no so is this what happened to the man He's back. He just knocked over this entire thing and he can't manhand him to Devon saw him.

Yeah, it seems a little odd. I thought I saw a familiar name when they were talking about who did the special effects on him. Yeah? Also. It wasn't the guys from Psycho Gorman, was it? It kind of has that look to a little bit. Yeah, maybe it's just me. Is he gonna turn into an alien now?

turn into an alien now? Yeah, what does it take to get infected? Just, like, have the slime fall on them, or do they have to be bitten, or what's the rule? I think the... I don't know. Oh, there you go. Probably getting bitten. That new guy bit me.

Everything goes back to vampires tonight, during... That hole in his arm is on the black, though, right? Shut the fuck up, Jonathan. You say Kurtzman? Yeah. Huh, Captain? Okay. Yeah, he did.

Ah, okay. Walking dead, right? Yeah. Was that him and Nicotero? Were they the two that did that? Yeah. I thought so. Cut it off.

Let's go. What are you going to cut it off with? No, get the fuck out of here. You got that whole room full of shit. There's not a reciprocating saw. No kidding, man. All those tools. Or a fucking axe, something.

Something with a sharp edge, right? Oh, Kurt. Kurtzschevill. Curstman helped do special effects on Night of the Creeps. There you go. Among so many other rad things. All the bunch of Bruce Campbell movies. Maybe the bourbon protected him.

Or did everybody else who had the bourbon die? That's always my theory. There's the bear. Huckoff, that we're doing it. Depressing, depressing bear. Pressing office job bear.

Wise potato chip? Yeah, that's very East Coast. Very regional, huh? Yeah. Six miles away. Or the police station? The police are here and they're monsters now. I'll get us somewhere.

Okay. A lot of year ago. Corporate sent. Hey, I hope you don't believe what Ken said. It's not true. You know, he meant it, but it's true. Things uncomfortable by bringing you into that fight. You're too good of a person.

You guys remember that Irish movie called Grafers? When they were at the pub and like, as long as they stay drunk, they couldn't get infected. Maybe that is what Devin saw was thinking about here. You let her do it? Morning, you did the right thing. Oh. Okay. Being a regular person. Very stealthy. Got on.

That's great. That's just fucking awesome. What was that maybe with Mark Wahlberg in it with the teddy bear? Ted? Yeah, Ted. Basically. What? Him doing his Brian. character but as a bear that's right that's right oh he found his piece

speaking of Brian take some of those sound bites and splice them into shows you know you are a real boner you're a real boner okay jump skate got to be right oh come on they're really setting it up all bad all good oh dude I'm I'm I'm I'm the special effects in this movie yeah they're definitely sticking with old school special effects pick him shop

shut the fuck up dad I never never tried a standard math dad meth bear our bears fart and catch fire

pretty hell is that kind of looks like the pit monster a marmia darkness or something yeah Exactly what it was like Oh, it was in the shop

And, you know In 30 years I don't have time for your shit He came all the way back Fucking millennials I can't drive a stick We're fucked guys I think that's the message

I don't know Some of those trucks though It's like that's seen in Super Troopers Where they're ah man this week sucks as uh as brian knows from a show we recorded a couple of weeks ago Brian that's still one movie I've never seen

that you said I've got to solve that blind spot right Super Troopers? Yeah you've ever seen Super Troopers Seriously? All right Never Bontz's movie right now This is one of the greatest movies of all time I've seen the slamming salmon.

Is it as good as that? That's sad. You've seen that, but you haven't seen Supertrip. I have seen Beer Fest, though, which is amazing. Beer Fest is pretty good. Yeah. That's my heart of course. If you like Supertrips is just legitimately, like, classic comedy,

whole classic going down a history. I smell a lot. homework I spell a homework assignment for sure I'm embarrassed that you've never seen it I'm second hand secondhand embarrassment my daughter is watching a Tacoma fire department I've never I've never actually watched it it looks like it's funny it's it's got a couple of the guys from broken lizards oh yeah it's got Kevin Heffernan and some of the other guys yeah yeah yeah I doesn't have of them but uh the guy that wanted a leader of cola yep yeah I don't want a large barva I want a leader a goddamn later okay nice stuck on the loading dock between the

truck okay mine grab the back of my sweater it's like real fire lands yeah it looks like it is dude I'm super press Brian it's not CGI fire. Poked up out of there. Oh, here comes to seek fire. Uh-oh.

No, don't do it. Brian, don't say it. Crazy, we can't see in there. You can't, maybe. I can walk through this whole store with my eyes closed. Come on. This place is my life. So.

I can't see anything. Got the fuck up. Before she answered the phones with me and then went to work at a bank. She did retail management, my wife. And it was one Christmas season when she decided, fuck this, I quit.

Is that it Tarjay? Yep. But she was so freaking dedicated to that stupid store. I know. AJ was the same way, dude. I'm so glad she got out. I don't know. Sports people?

the rest of the shopper she's still working 60 to 80 hours of fucking week just that's just out of target that's how Lance and I met actually because our wives work together nice so some good came from it yes 444 episodes later right Philip there you go oh he's getting better on him yeah there you go it's not CGI I Brian If it is, they at least kept it far away. Oh, here you go.

Okay, here we go. Here's the Sergeant Kabuki Man finale. Yeah. Holiday shoppers, they can never accept the fact that the night is over. They have no idea what it takes to work in retail. Year after year dealing with whores of unruly customers. You know what? my face hurts because of all the fake there we go there you go in the

air supply this holiday season you know you've been hearing that fucking Mariah carry song over and over and over it anymore in the manager's handbook should be treated you know having said that i would listen to all i want for Christmas for the rest of my life if I never had to hear that fucking lamb song. Which one? The last Christmas or Miss? I hate that song. Bad Religion did a cover an album of traditional Christmas songs.

Yeah, yeah. But punkified. The vandals have a good, not traditional Christmas album called Oyd of the World. And that's got like a gun for Christmas. and thanks for nothing and hang myself from the tree and stuff like that. And Masked Intruder has a small one. I don't know if you know that band. They all dress up like Masked Intruders.

And they've got like a Christmas EP about like breaking into someone's house and waiting for them to come home, but they didn't come home and they're sad and stuff like that. Oh my God. I've got to sit through. I've gone through some, some, like, metal Christmas playlist and stuff

until my wife can't take it anymore. But now I'm just going to I'll go with iced tea and body count. Oh, there you go. They have Christmas song? They got to, right? Bucks in the clouds.

Run DMC, Christmas time. Simon Halls, please. Oh, that's right. Music coming for him. That's my fucking son. No hero. Special effects.

Your computer heard you say Christmas song too many times and just started trying to play something. Somebody's calling Mogan so they can play with him. It's time you do some Fortnite. Yeah. Oh, Fortnite.

As a computer. They wear different colors. too mass so you can tell him apart. Yeah. Kind of like the Ninja Turtles. I don't remember what, I know one of their songs is called Under the Missile Toe. I think that's the one

about... That sounds familiar. I'm probably heard it. I waited for you, where were you? Like, creepy weird punk Christmas song. This alien is just a big ass cotton candy? What the fuck are we doing?

Oh, killer clowns, man. Ooh, he's got some old school roller skates. Yeah, you know, I mean, like, I get it. Because I totally would put some roller skates on, but maybe not right now. Not at the moment, huh? You can jump on and off the skateboard. Roller skates are a commitment. Because it's fucking gross, jump in.

It's Thanksgiving in Pennsylvania. Get the sawdust. Oh. Ouch. That looked painful. That was a classic stuntman jump. What about me? What about you?

You can stay here. Oh, shit. The passive, let the passive aggressiveness begin. I'm on your side, you assholes. Don't be a dent to the monster. You're supposed to be nice to us. Right. Giant cotton candy.

there you go Lance there you go back to another Super Troopers reference Was it? Take your giant fucking cut candy

I'm watching that after we're not recording Period End of story Yeah dude I think it'll be a nice cap period It's a fucking

But I heard the I heard the Seekful wasn't as good No the scene is terrible Don't worry about the Don't worry about the sequel Watch the original

Super Troopers, it is one of the greatest movies of all time ever. Better than Stripes? Yeah. Ooh. Wow. Okay. I feel like compared to Super Troopers, Stripes has some slow moments. Okay.

Super Troopers just doesn't let up on the comedy, huh? Every scene is great. Okay. And if you don't like it, you have to watch. Thanks, killing. Thanks, killing.

No offense, Ryan. No offense, Ryan. Weren't those guys getting back together again? Something I saw. Did you post it on Facebook? They were doing like a screening somewhere, or Ryan posted it. They did a screening, and they've been talking about bringing the musical back. That's right, the musical.

That's right. And we all know Brian loves. That is creepy looking. It's a management thing. It's like the thing mixed with Bill and Dead. Did everybody form into one thing? Both try. I think so.

Oh, this ought to work. And I love toys! Brian, is that you? You love toys? Yeah. See, if this was Star Trek, the alien would calm down and communicate but something tells me this ain't gonna be star trek oh there's a bunch of faces like the dumbest idea of dumb ideas of all time when in doubt go shopping did you catch that line but while he's distracting the fucking thing run away right you're gonna do what all right

surrogate children. There you go. I'm sorry. I was an asshole. They're all making up. How sweet. That's why we need to get out here. Come on, let's go.

Go, go, go. Keys. We're going to go to my ex-wife and her husband's house. Like in more of the worlds. Look at it. He's wearing roller skates working at a fucking toys or us. I have an idea. Go the other direction and just keep going that way.

Jonathan was right It's fucking Thanksgiving I'm standing right here right now You guys are my thing We have to stop this monster No you don't You have to get the fuck out of there He's got kids

No No And see that was the worst idea He's not even looking at you You could have been gone It's like a giant Turkey alien Godzilla Oh that's the forklift guy

They were talking about earlier Right Ah I don't know what they said about them except for that it would be good when you've got to do some forklifting or whatever. That's right. That's right. I bet he smells like making. What's that?

I said I bet he smells like bacon. There we go. Things are going to go really slow. And then the propane tank will run out. Is he doing the running man? What's happening? You got to just travel with the monster. That almost sounded like a willy walker.

No. No. No, no. That is definitely CTF, Brian. What the fuck is happening? You see, you could have been gone. You over here fucking with him with a... For the forklift.

God damn go-kart with some forks on it. That's pretty powerful for a propane-powered forklet. I mean, maybe they've improved. I haven't driven one in, like... 15 years. It's like a rubber band snap. Like Spider-Man with his web. It's fucking eyeballs.

Just going to do a ball of fire. It's a good time to run away. They've got to save the score. They get deducted from their final paycheck. This ain't worth $7.28 an hour, Darren. Yeah. Wait, that's how it died? Come on.

Really? Is that yet? Just a thing. Yes. Let's go. Like, I mean, I get what this movie is, but come on. How many other stores were, had the thing built? That's true.

Sounds good to me. Let's do it. Yeah, we just left. It couldn't get outside the walls. It was just like standing around in the middle of it and catching fire. I'm sure that's the end of it. Zombie land, here we come. made this depressed

Dilbert bear Oh, there's one Uh-oh There you go There's your answer And there is your answer Oh man All right there

Thanks for Thanks for stop to bye dude It's been a while Interesting movie Yeah Yeah That was That was a movie

Oh Louis Lewis if they're related. Are we doing scores, or we just get a pass on that this time? What do you think, Brian? Your call. We never do scores on commentaries. Okay.

Seth Green, the voice of Dower Dennis. Oh, Seth Green. Harry the hat, right guys, and hanky-panky? It's weird that he does a lot of voice work because he's got, like, such a distinctive face, you know? You know, he's probably Well, no, because he runs what? That studio, they got in a little bit of trouble being anti-union. Well.

The animators. Hey, you didn't do what everybody else was doing. Was it the robot chicken thing? Or am I thinking of somebody else? Okay. Yep. The studio that does, did robot chicken, sent out a letter, warning people. not to unionize.

Uh-oh. Oh, well. Oh, man. Well, Darren... We're not here to talk about that. No. So, where can everybody find you, man? If you want them to find you these things on social media.

It's a Super Troopers quote. I'm telling you. You'll get all the inside jokes. You have to watch it just so you can get the inside jokes. There's so many good quotable moments in that movie. I, like, it blows my fucking mind. didn't know you hadn't seen that movie just don't watch it with kids around yeah probably not unless they're really cool kids even even a jays in jacksonville tonight so there's only a little bit of

boobies in the mustache ride part but the rest of it's gonna say you're gonna explain what a mustache ride is i want one i want them okay uh you're gonna have if you can message me while you're watching it if if you want i'll be up a while um um but you You can find me here in Columbus, Ohio, or on the internet, psychosemantic, one word, Legion Podcast Network. And, yeah, still on Twitter, kind of, watching that place burn down. Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, maybe threads, I don't know, but psychosemantic, one word. All right, that's easy enough.

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fucking movies are, dude. This is the third week in a row. I have asked you to... Now you sound like you're... Please. All right, I'm going to chill. All right. When David's is ready, he's going to give us his picks, right? right right right you go okay next week is it street trash brine yeah both versions

you ever seen that original one darren oh man a hundred years ago i feel like was this that was this that super colorful like new zealian thing yeah okay i know i've never seen the original or like i'm like kind of No, the original is on Shudder, and the new one is on screenbox. Okay. All right. Well, there you go. I'm running stuff every day.

Supposed to be like a spiritual sequel to the, that's what the director said. The trailer looked pretty good, so we'll see. It looks a little crazy. We will see. Oh, 1987. Yeah, it's been a while. So they waited a minute. Yeah, I was just out of high school in 87.

So, uh, Philip, until the horse returns again. Good night.