The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #451: Pink Flamingos (1972) Commentary

Episode Date: January 15, 2025

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I'm Lance, and with me as always, my co-host, Brian and Philip. And tonight, we do what we say we're going to do. We do allow our patrons, our beings, our beings, our being. beloved patrons to choose any movie of their choice, and we do mean any movie. I think we may have to stop at porno if somebody tries to get a porno in there like Tim did on his horrors for dummy, or dummies of horror, as he had to call it, because he almost got sued, like we almost got sued for music, but he did do a- He almost got sued from a porn company.

No, he almost got sued for calling the podcast horror for dummies. the people that wrote those for dummies books literally sent up a fucking email a cease and desist. Wow, man. Man, chicken shit. But he did do a Freddie Kruger porno commentary one time.

Yeah, I heard that. It was pretty fantastic, actually. I wouldn't be opposed to that. All right, maybe we'll do that too if we get the right page. But tonight, it's all about Matt Wood from the UK. Matt, what's going on, man?

How's it going to guys? How are we all doing? Good. Good to be here. So it's been ages since I've been on. Yeah, almost a couple of years, I think, or a year and a half. Man, man, time flies. Yeah.

Yeah, last time me and Kate were on, we did. Was it the Meg two? Yeah, Meg two. That's right. That's right. I loved it. I loved it. You guys hated it.

No, you like that, I think, right? It is all right. It is all right. But yeah, yeah, so it's a bit a long time. Tried a few times to get back on, but for whatever reason, we haven't connected the dots. So, but I'm here now. As a patron, I'm bringing the delight. We appreciate you, man.

We do. We do appreciate you. And you've got your own podcast that's been going for several years now. Tell us what's new out there. Yeah, the eternal darkness of not to spotless minds podcast. We've been running for coming up to three years now. Which is the best name of any podcast I can think of. It's great.

If he can pronounce it, even I fuck it up. Yeah, yeah, it's fun. Yeah, as I say, we do it for three years. And yeah, we have a lot of fun. It's boozy. It's quite sexual. Imparts our humour is very dark Yeah, but we we take our time with reviewing

the movies that we review Quite intensely, so some people may be put off by that, but hopefully not too many, but yeah, it goes on quite a long time, but you know, we get down to all the nitty-gritty film, so yeah, so what's new? Well, we haven't done a lot of our end of 2024 review yet

we're doing that next week so that should be out fairly soonish hopefully if it pulls a finger out but the last

okay the last episode we did was Christmas episode which was we did silent night deadling night

and okay violent violent night with David Harbour great movie so yeah

yeah both Really good movies. Yeah, I really enjoyed both of those. Yeah. No, it wasn't son. I did. What am I talking about? Talking absolute bullshit. Black Christmas. The original, not the bullshit 2019. Not Philip. Not Philip's favorite, huh? No, no, no.

Rest and peace, Olivia Hussey. Yeah, rest in peace, bless her. So, yeah, that was the latest episode. But, yeah, we should we get a couple of episodes out next week, hopefully. Okay. So, yeah, so go on by your... release schedule, we could expect to hear the best of episode, what, sometime around May, June? Hopefully, Kate should get it done by a week this weekend.

Nice. All right. What's your favorite movie of 2024? He can't do that. He can't do that. No. He'll spoil his show. Okay, okay, okay. I can't do that. Yeah, I can't say. don't say. Let you say. Maybe favorite non-horror? Oh, favorite non-horror would be... Joker 2.

No, not Jokeet 2. That was Naz's. Dead Bull, Wolverine, man. Oh, my God. That's a good one. That's a good one. I can't remember what the hell it's called. Last stop at Yuma County.

Is that it? Yeah, that was surprisingly good. good, the one that took place in the diner at the truck stop, right? That's the one. Yeah. Or not the truck stop. I have no idea what that even is. It's good.

Yeah. Our friend of the show, Richard Brake is in there. Yeah. Yeah. I think that director is directing one of the new Evil Dead spin-offs coming up. Ah, excellent. I didn't know that. There you go.

I didn't watch that. It's really good. It's very, um, How would you put it? I think it's kind of filmed in a... Oh, fuck, my brain's gone. Sorry. That's what you get for going on dry January.

Yeah. Which I didn't make, by the way. I appreciate your concern, though. You reached out and asked how it was going, and I told you last about a week. Oh, man. Mine wasn't any long. It's very Quentin Tarantino-esque, I thought.

in its design and how it's all sort of put together. Yeah, it's definitely worth of watch to check it out. Yeah. Last stop at Yuma County. Okay. Well, I guess from there, I guess from there we'll pivot into Kula the week. What's your greatest experience this week? Okay.

Well, I've kind of gone into, 2025 swinging. Got a few films already under my belt. First off is getaway. Do you know getaway? Nick Frost. That's the one. Came out on Shudder.

So this is basically a family of four go to Sweden on holiday. And it's a horror comedy. basically, yeah, shit starts happening. They meet the locals and locals aren't very friendly. And, yeah, just let's just say chaos ensues. And it gets very, very gory. But it's very funny. It's got, I think it's a British made film.

So it's got British humor in it, but it's pretty dark. But yeah, that's definitely worth of watch. What else have I seen? sorry to check through my letterbox. A film called Bird Eater. Any guys see? Bird Eater. I saw the trailer.

Yeah. So this is 2023, but it's only just come out. This is basically a guy's getting married and basically he he's going on his stag weekend but he brings his

fiancee with him and one of the one of the stags uh brings his girlfriend uh along as well and basically whilst they're there there's drinking there's drug taking and suddenly that the there's cracks in the relationship um as the film goes on as people start revealing stuff um and it's a pretty pretty sorry as kit and about to smash the place up um I got one of those Little fuckers Yeah it's a pretty wild ride

So I recommend that So that's Bird Eater Yeah that's pretty much it On the good stuff The not so cool of the week And it really pains me to say this But I went to see Nospheratu Oh no

Oh Uh-oh. I gave it the same score as night. Brian didn't like it either. Yeah. I gave the same score. That might be the only movie we disagree on. Well, I gave it a six.

Um, I think Kate gave it a 10. Whoa. Oh, God. 10 on 10. It was all that. It was because it was so sexual, huh?

Uh, I think probably, yes, we've got to rise by it. Um, For me, look, it was beautifully shot. The cinema photography was amazing. Great score. The design, the costumes and production was excellent. It really was, I was just bored to fuck.

I literally was so bored. It was just, it was strange. The story. I can see that. Yeah, it just didn't. I didn't get pulled in at all. And I've got to be honest, I'm a bit bored with Dracula movies. I'm a face to say.

Yeah. I mean. I can kind of agree with you there. It'd be nice if they came up with some new shit. Well, yeah. But the problem is a lot of new films these days, they go, okay, so let's do a Dracula-based movie, but they bring in some other bullshit like something to do with drugs

or something to do with some other obsession or mind bullshit going on. You know what I mean? Yeah. So they always try and twist it around and turn into something. something else. I mean, this is pretty straightforward, but it was just, for me, personally, I just found it a bit boring. And yeah, so that's my not-so-cooled the week. I was just really disappointed because I was really, I'm a fan of Vegas, but this just bored me. So, that's my not-so-cool of the week. And I'll Brian back at Lance. Yeah, no, I'll jump in. I can, I can definitely

see where you're coming from there. I appreciated it for what it was. But yeah, it was very, very slow. Yeah. Yeah. I don't really have much that I watched this week. I checked out the Kevin Costner thing on Netflix. Oh, Horizon. Horizon. The one I saw in the theater and wasted three. How bored were we? Yeah, I mean, well, it was kind of cool. But, like, It jumps around so much, and it doesn't ever really... There's... Nothing ever really that's... It's just like regular fucking life.

Really badly edited when you say, Philip? Yeah. Edit cuts were really terrible. Yeah, and it was just like nothing... I mean, there were a couple of scenes where some stuff happened. But, like, it didn't leave it on anything. It never resolved anything. there was no real conflict or resolution or any of like basic filmmaking stuff in it

with with the edits is it because they filmed a trilogy and that's why it jumps around so much is it three movies could be i know they filmed two yeah yeah supposed to be three but and the way that it ends it's it's like they just they didn't even leave it on a cliffhanger, it was just like the middle of the scene in a movie and it just stopped. It was terrible. Yeah, it was really bad. And then they spent 10 minutes

doing like scenes from the next movie basically. Did you notice that? Yeah, I was like, it's terrible. Why was this not like a limited series? That would have made more sense. Let me put it to you this way. It was the night of that Biden and Trump debate and I don't

know who bombed worse. Foster? Leave it at that It was a rough night I didn't hate it But I was like What are we doing It's just

Really long and drawn out And nothing happens Or if they do They're to people who you're like Bam here's a character that you don't know I know No development right They just throw them in

There's like a hundred fucking people in this movie. It's two and a half hours long and nothing happens. But I don't know. Maybe it'll be cool, but it's about the only thing I've seen this week that I can think of. So that's going to be like cool. No, it can't be. Dude, go on. You got to find something else.

Did you watch paint peeling in one of the houses you were working with? I hate playoff football, dude. There you go. Playoff football. It's fun. Yeah, I'm watching it with my kid. He's super into football. right now and so we're having a blast with that.

No video games. What's that? No video games? No, not that I've played this week. I need to get back into it. The kid's taking over the damn computer, so he plays games all the time. Can you save us, Brian? As far as the new stuff, I only got one new thing.

I'm continuing the trend of watching stuff with my kids. So this week, we watched the new season of Goosepumps came out. Oh, nice. Okay. This instead of last season, they decided to drop it weekly. This one, they just dropped the whole season. And the last season, the recognizable actor was Justin Long. This year, it's this season.

It's David Schwimmer. Oh, that's right. Everybody means a friend, right? I don't necessarily know if we're going to stick to this because we watched three episodes and then we took a break and that was four days ago. A kiss of death. I won't spoil anything, but there was a scene

where my daughter just kind of looked at me. It was like, is this what we're doing now? Uh-oh. All right, but how old is she? She's 14. okay that's a good age man i guess that makes sense well i my son's 14 yeah yeah we're in that era but goosebumps is more family friendly kid horror because i know i know r l stein recently just came out because they

were asking about goosebumps in the upcoming fear street movie and he was basically look kids ain't gonna die in goosebumps but kids are gonna get fucking murdered in fear street so okay hey man I was digging those Fear Street movies

that like meat slicer kill yeah that was a great was a great was pretty

amazing here's a here's a question for Brian as your daughter's 14 would you allow her to

watch terrifier yes you would excellent that was a quick yes my daughter's 11

and uh She's almost 12. But, yeah. I let her watch Terrify her, too. I fast forward through the, like, super inappropriate scenes. Yeah. Like, the Gore I don't care about.

She loves it. She's a tiny me. It depends on what the movie is because she, she heard, she wants to watch It Follows, and that's a lot of sexual stuff. Yeah. Yeah. But, I mean, 14.

Yeah. I mean, she understands. She understands and I explain there's going to be some sexual, mature stuff in there. And I kind of broke down what the scenario was. And she's like, okay. But that's where I kind of draw the line. I want to show Logan, like, you know, the greats, like Pope Fiction, right? But there's, you know, the Gimp rape scene and stuff in there.

It's a little awkward. You can't show a kid. Yeah. So I'm like, well, is he, I think he can handle that maybe. I don't know. Like I took, I took my daughter to see Nosturatu and I was like, uh, uh, uh, yeah. Yeah, I was like, uh, I purposely didn't take the family to that one because my daughter kind of wanted to see it. And I was like, I think there's a lot of sex in this one. I said, I didn't know. I didn't know.

I kept away from knowing anything about it. So I was like, okay, this is going to say it. It's a 15. And then it was just a little, oh, here comes Dracula's dick. Dracula's dog. Shit. Yeah, it really depends on what it is. Like, she'll probably end up watching the wolf man next week.

Yeah. Safe, man. I think that's safe, man. I think that's safe. I think so, too. I mean, I'm sure it's probably rated R because of, like, blood and guts and gore and stuff. But I can't imagine the wolf man has a ton of sex in it. Yeah, blood and guts, the violence, that's fine because she knows it's not real.

And drugs are fine because she knows drugs are bad, but just as sexual stuff, just she's a little too young for that. And also to make me uncomfortable. Yeah. Yeah. Because I remember, I forgot what. movie it was I took my son he was like probably close to her age at the time and it was in the theater and this sex scene came on I was like oh shit I kind of looked at him and he has like sunk all the way down in his seat oh no there's there's a lot of times where we're like all right

covering the eyes and hitting mutant fast forward but yeah that's the newest thing I watched I did do a lot of rewatches of my top 10 just to see if I was kind of close stuck with it and I rewatched one from my bottom and it's definitely right where it should be that's in a violent nature deserves its bottom 10 status the new controversy philip dude i no get eat an edible and watch it kind of like the Mandy canundrum yeah I think somebody I posted on the Facebook page

that I was watching it somebody was like rewatching you you must really like the outdoors or something right oh ass and my foot crunching yeah

it does have a whole lot of like falling asleep scenes in it and I and rewatching it I kind of agree with Nez, I don't think they're, I mean, they're already in pre-production, but I don't think there should be a sequel. Mm-mm. No, I don't think there should be either, for sure.

Yeah, big mistake. Except that whole, as much as I actually did kind of like the pacing and the coolness of that movie, that whole last scene, I was like, what the fuck? Oh, you think a sequel may give it a payoff then, huh? I mean, maybe, but, like, yeah, the last. The last scene was awful. I didn't like that a bit either. It just dragged on and like what we're doing it. And then it just stopped.

I love that. I love that stuff. I'm telling you, I love the way it fucked with your emotions, man. Because I really thought he was going to pop up out of the bushes. And he didn't. And I'm like, okay, I see what they did there. It was small.

It was small. Yeah, the very end. That's the only, the bear. The bear speech. Well, that's the only reason that I can think of that they would do something like that is because you're expecting something. That's what they want you to think. Yeah. You're expecting something and then it doesn't happen.

But when you're expecting something and then it doesn't happen. Nothing happens is not boring. I understand. That last 20 minutes got what it expected from me and that was a big middle finger. Yeah. Like that, that was that was. I will I will a hundred percent give that to you, but I kind of like the rest of it Yoga kill. I mean, come on. Yeah, but the problem with the yoga kill, it's so good that

the others are just kind of tame. Yeah, that's true. But I like I also really, I don't know why, but I love that scene where like the couple is talking and he's walking up on them. And like, they don't hear him and they just continue talking and it's just from that Jason perspective, you know? I thought that was cool. Yeah, agreed. Yeah, and then he walks through the grass some more.

Yeah. Slips down and plays with a toy car. Gotta watch him do that. I understand. Right. But while I'm talking shit, I'll definitely see the sequel when it comes out. Yeah, agreed.

All right, Lance, on you. All right. So, goosebumps, Brian? Yep. All right. So I'm going to go back to books. I got my 24 books read for the year like I've done every year for the past five years. I made it.

I slipped in under the wire and just made it to my 24. So I've started my first new book of the year. You guys familiar with the author, Robert R. McCammon. Does that name ring a bell? No. Okay, so you guys enjoyed the TV show T-Cup, right? Yeah. All right, he wrote the novel Stinger upon which that show was based.

So just to give you an idea of where his brain is. So he does, yeah, he's done mostly a lot of horror. He does a lot of alien-inspired stuff typically. But he's got a news. He disappeared for a while for like about, I don't know, maybe seven or eight years he didn't write anything. And then all of a sudden, he came out with a series of books that were set like in the late, you know, mid to late 1700s featuring a character named Matthew Corbett,

who's kind of like a detective of sorts, right? So he solves, you know, murders. And in the first book, he gets a witch proven to be innocent. I mean, how hard was that to do back in the 1700s? He actually proved her innocence and found the real murderer. As long as she doesn't weigh as much of it as a duck. That's right. So I'm reading the second book in the series.

It's called The Queen of Bedlam. And this takes place in New York City, such as it was at the time, and very historically accurate. And you guys know I love, I'm kind of a history buff, so I love that kind of stuff. And a lot of horror elements, there's a serial killer on the loose called The Masker. And when he kills his victims, he like draw. you know, kind of like a, I guess kind of like a Mardi Gras mask on them or a Venice-style carnival mask on him and then murders him. And he starts putting the murders together and I'm a little more than halfway through the book. So I think there's 10 books now in the Matthew Corbett series and

I'm into number two. So we'll see how it goes. But I'll give a shout out this week to the queen of Bedlamma, which is a really good read. And it's going really good. fast. So back to books for me. Now this week, we are going to skip trailers and news. No feedback, but Philip, I think we got love for a fellow podcaster. Am I right? I believe

we do. Let me pull it up here. All right. We've got Okay. Here we go. Throw some love at our fellow podcaster. Sorry about that. This week, the podcast spotlight shines on the Horror Virgin. The horror version is a podcast where hosts Mikey and Paige

discuss horror movies ranging from classics to new releases with a fun and irreverent approach, often including tangents, inappropriate jokes, and screams while exploring the deeper themes and elements of each film.

Even if they are not seasoned horror fans themselves, selves. Okay. Sorry. That's the title. That was a terrible read. My bad.

We got the gist of it, right? But yeah, you get the idea. Go check it out. So basically, they're new to horror films, pretty much. It's what it sounds like, the horror version. Okay. Yeah. Well, that can be good.

Which would be fine. Yeah. Because, I mean, horror movies are like integral to Hollywood period you know I mean that's where some of the best movies were great great

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Thehorror Returns.com. All right. Now on to our featured attraction. Pink Flamingos from 1972. What did you happen to hear about it? From some friends who have saw it. I thought it was absolutely marvelous.

Probably, I'll be very insulted. Rex Reed told us that it's fabulous. Would you come out at midnight to see it? Why go home at midnight? What are you going to see there? I guess there's just too high with people. Missandah. It's fantastic.

It's the third time I've been to it. It's an incredible head scene for people. Oh, it's marvelous. Absolutely. I thought you were going to say Pink Floyd the Wall there for a minute with the Edible. Well, that would be fun too. But I have heard of this movie. Didn't know it was from 1972.

Never watched it. No kidding. This ought to be a lot of fun, yeah. Notorious Baltimore criminal and underground figure divine. Yeah. Goes up against a sleazy, married guy. I knew it was divine because I assumed it was probably a drag queen. goes up against a sleazy married couple who makes a passionate attempt to humiliate and

sees her tabloid given title as the filthiest person alive. Well, that'll be fun. We're going to have a filth off at the end of this movie, I think. Uh, director and writer is John Waters, also known for hairspray. Oh, what? Classic. And, uh, cereal mom. Never seen that.

Love cereal. Love cereal mom. Yeah? I've never seen that one. I'll check it out. Uh, according to production designer, uh, Vincent per, uh, peranio, uh, the art department budget was about $200. Well, that's not great. Yeah, I can see that.

Half went to purchasing the trailer, half went to decorating it. And then after that, running out of money, we would just steal things. Come on. At his request, the singing asshole was not credited. And John Waters maintained that he certainly will remain nameless. it's his choice this individual did however apparently

still disclose the involvement in the film to Friends following the band's death in 2020 Waters revealed that his name was David Gluck Gluck's widow had given her blessing

for the identity to be made public what kind of insane controversy is happening right now. I mean, I've never seen the movie, and so that is insane to me, but we'll see it. The singing asshole, huh? Yeah. Yeah.

He was so embarrassed to this movie that he didn't want his identity revealed. What do you wear a paper bag over? I guess we're going to find out. I don't know. We'll see. All right. If you guys are following along, it's Pink Flamingos from 1972, and we'll start it at zero here. Actually, let me share the screen first.

That would probably be a good idea. I've got it, man. I've got to figure it out. Dude, I'm sorry. Just hit playing with the Edibles do their thing, Philip. All right, we're going to share the computer sound, too. Is it working? I can see us.

Yeah. Okay, good. That's what I want. There we go. Ah, very nice. Oh, cool. You probably got a little black thing up here, but that's okay. We're going to leave him.

All right. Can't see it. So we're good. All right. I just see a clock. Starting at zero. Three, two, and one. All right. Seems, is this a Criterion Collection?

What the fuck? It is. That's what it is. Are you kidding me? No. Hey, kind of like 90 Days of Salum, right, Matt? That was also a criterion. I never did watch it. I wish I hadn't.

But I have Matt to blame for that. 90 days of Sodom. That was a terrible episode, Matt. Oh, good. Your choice. Not my choice. I didn't pick that piece of shit. Yeah, he did. Literally. Did I?

Yes, he did. How quickly. Did you? Where was that? Oh, man. See, and I was supposed to watch it. And I never did. See, this kind of a trailer would be worth a lot of money right now, wouldn't it? Probably.

Fix it up nicely, right? Kind of like classic cars, right? It has that look to it. Mink Stoll. She's had a lot of his films, right? I think he stole isn't a lot of... I think he uses a lot of the same actors. That would...

Okay. Those are porn names, for sure. Edith Massey, Channing, Wilroy, Cookie Muleer, Bob Skidmore. Quite a cast to it. And none of you have seen this, correct?

No, I'm familiar with... some of the stuff in it. Okay. I have not. I don't know where it is. Pink flamingos, so is this movie set in Florida, then, ma'am? Yeah, down the

street. Probably. Backing off. Okay. I can't remember. I don't, no, I don't think so. If this movie isn't the epitome of Florida man, I don't know what it is.

I don't know, but when, but when I'm was on Beed Marcy and Batches podcast. I don't know, a couple of months ago, we did Bubba the Red, the Redneck Werewolf. And that was, I looked it up and it was literally filmed 30 miles from my house where I live now. Oh, nice. What are the odds that I would pick that movie to be on, right? It's a bit of an intro of this.

Come on. Yeah. No kidding. Yeah. How's the volume doing for you guys? It's fine so far. wait till we hear some dialogue yeah you can hear it but it's not too loud or quiet seems fine to me okay oh wait something's happening uh-oh you need some more volume on that yes please okay it's like the old betty page

posters and stuff how's that that's good cheap eggs that's what americans that's all americans You can find up to do that role. You can virtually see the cue card. They make Cracker sleep out back. Isn't it wonderful? Tell back thing, obviously. And I'll fry you up some big grade A treat. I'm just waiting for a reason for the insanity here.

There is none. I was but to say you might not never get it. Oh, the eggs were right there. Well, maybe we're going somewhere with this. Why does she want eggs? What's happening? I don't know. I love that.

It was the beginning of the end. Well, Miss Sandstone, after looking over your qualification, my husband and I have decided that you're not exactly I love that guy. Not only have you never heard of design. You guys are. You guys remember the commentary we did for the forbidden zone? Yeah.

There may be a few similarities here, right? Why do you say that? I did everything you asked. I haven't found out who this divine was. Too late. And naturally you did everything I asked, my dear. You would never have gotten to this plateau of the job placement test. I mean, surely you can see our point.

Corporate America. Look at the cigarettes. Instead of pens in the jars, you get cigarettes. Yeah. I know somebody with eyebrows like that. She's definitely guessing like a 50 style going for. Oh, yeah. Hey, listen.

I see. Would you? Why'd you keep asking me from bad? I had another job I could have to make them out. You talk of. I don't know her. You could have given me some lead. That's the how I could have gathered this data.

You wanted about her? Miss Sandstone, Mr. Sandy Sandstone. You just bucks a bin brawl. Yep, very original name, right? I mean, surely you've heard the expression, don't count your chickens. Well, apply it.

I never gave you a final answer on this whole thing. The old bait the switch. The old corporate bait the switch we've always had. That we would choose. You don't know enough. I mean, I wish everyone who's like you've never heard of divine. It just isn't like that. Now, if you wouldn't mind, I do have a busy day ahead of me.

There's really nothing left to discuss. Well, what am I supposed to do now? That's what I'd like to know. You can eat shit for all I care of them. Say it like it. Say it like it is. Yeah, that's a Saturday, Sam. I want to know your trouble.

Now, if you wouldn't mind, I'm a busy woman with a full day's work ahead of me. Please remove yourself from my office. You're a real bad. I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone, my kinds of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into. Have a nice. It's a pretty good dialogue. You ready yet?

Mm-hmm. Is that Cracker? Yeah. Okay, Mom, but get the lead out of your ass. I'll be late for my day. That's his name is Crackard? Yes. That's his name.

You are going to love my day. You like her as much as I do. I'm going to bring her back real soon for you all to enjoy. Unfortunately, I knew a guy whose name was Cracker. Really? And he wasn't an uncle, huh? That's unfortunate. True story.

He has a best friend named cheese. Come on. Now, I did know a guy that his actual name was Bubba. Like God-given name? Like, that's what his parents' name of a... I mean, I think so. All the king's horses and all the king's men

couldn't put Humpty together again. She got her eggs. They were right there on that plate earlier. Why didn't they just serve them to it? She looks like what those weird ass chicken breeds. The fucking hair coming out the top. My girl can never tell who she might run into when she's downtown.

Why, I'm all dressed up and ready to fall in love. What's with that like the eyebrow all the way up to the top of the head thing? Like that's, yeah. What is that? I don't understand. I mean, I guess it's to hide the receding hairline. Which it seems like could have been easily fixed with a wig. But whatever.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. Crackers has a pretty good eye for what he liked. Although there is a drag queen style, and that is for sure it. Yeah. Over the top, over the top, right? Yeah. By-bye, bye-bye. Mother, you do not have to raise your wheel and you don't have to yell.

We're all right here. Mother? Why is Mother in the fucking Chris? She just wants her eggs. She definitely doesn't look like she's missed too many meals. So I don't know why she's starving to death. She's getting a protein. I kind of don't get it at all.

At all. So far so bad. Is this just like the white trash drawer? Yes. Well, obviously. out here from downtown. Oh, it's probably to be my, it ain't hard.

Just let me off to edit a gown shop. That's where I'm supposed to meet the little lady. We'll get back somehow. I just hope she's based solely on that dude's facial hair. I guarantee you he deals weed. You think so?

Especially in 1979, well? That was before we had our... Oh, God. 72, Philip was before we had our... I think of the Smithsons, right? Yeah. Can I just say, go go.

This film doesn't really make much sense, but it is funny. I find it funny anyway. It's, so far, it's not what I was expecting. I don't know what I was expecting. Not this. Well, I didn't know what to expect, and I still don't know what to expect, because nothing has really made any sense so far. Especially your eating edible.

Oh, he's a runner. Well, that's true. Well, all right. Well, don't hit that guy. It seems like a weird scene. That guy's actually not in the movie. Yeah. Probably.

It's just somebody they pass by. Do you like trust? Do you're a soldier? Nope. Oh, man. Oh, no. Give me the finger. I got the finger back.

It's like watching a silent movie and put all the exact grade of the text of stuff. Except we've seen this exact same clip. Is that George Carlin? Looks like him. If that other guy sells weed, this is who buys it.

There you go. Definitely. Are they here yet? Yes, they've been waiting. Well, show them in. I don't recognize a single poster now. Come on, Merle. She's ready to see it.

I'm coming. I'm coming. Hello. Hi, Mr. Marvel. We've been so excited about this all with me and Merle. Well, we can hardly sleep in night. Just waiting to see little noodles fades. And shit, we usually sleep pretty good. Me and that is really going to have to settle down once we get needles home.

It's going to be a lot different with a baby around. This is high school play level dialogue. And I are about 90% certain that we want that noodle. So is this an adoption agency? Is that what's going on here? Oh my God. Street trash. The original street trash again.

Well, that's a, is that a real baby? Yeah, it is. Is that supposed to be Jesus or what? Is that Mary? It's an adoption agency, I think. It looks like it. This poor baby is freaking the fuck out. That's a real kid.

That's weird. That is weird. What is the fuck is? What is going on here? What's imprinting on my brain? What is going on here? Oh, don't tell me, Pat, don't tell me this is gonna turn into a snuff film. Come on.

It's not, though. Okay. Oh, look how pretty she is. Aw, heartwarming. And baby, Pathy, cause that's what I'm living for. You, Patty, you are wonderful, wonderful person. Little Liddles is freaking the fuck out. I'm telling you that right now.

Where is needles now? and making sure that the babies are placed in good homes. Thank you. But I imagine this is a big conversation in therapy. You would think so, right? You would think so. That is a nice car, dude. I'd love to have one of these classic cars.

It's beautiful. It's definitely American. It's gorgeous. See, I wish they'd go back to making this kind of style of car and instead of making everything look like a pill bug. Yeah. Bradford's not know where he was supposed to go.

Pre-text Watson. Who's that? That's the guy that did the Manson murders. Oh. Yeah. There may be a lot in this movie. I'm telling you.

That is a cramped little score. Like he was there at the at all the Manson murders. He was like, one of the high-end guys. Really? Okay.

Yeah. That's a hunk of meat right there. That's a chunky little bullshit cut. Get that out of here. Right? What about the eggs? I know, right? I still have an address.

I forget about the eggs. The bush. Well, he's used to tuck a meat between his legs, so, you know. Dude, this is some of the characters from street trash. Look. He's like, I got some more hot dogs you can put up there, let's go, baby. Good song. Definitely been sampled in at least one rap song, right?

I'm sure all this music, too, was like common property, right? Where they didn't have to worry like we did, where I'm having to re-ended all the old shows. Yeah. Well, that's a part of... Yeah, $200 vote. Right? Yeah. Well, they literally said to the trivia.

everything else they had to steal maybe Devine did walk out with that steak oh I think so I think it's true she probably did what are they gonna do stop her yeah no kidding

she's twice the size of many got the trust of attack her just later have a good day enjoy your Thanksgiving dinner or whatever it is you do Philip you just don't want

to understand you saw it we all saw it But I don't get it. All right, let's go. Okay, now we'll get into the pot. Let's go back to the redhead porno chick with the terrible eyebrows. And where is that, Raymond? Here comes the plot.

It's going to be her and her husband trying to out filthy demand, right? She could pull it off as a porno start. Look at this guy. Wow. Yeah, yeah, gag, yeah. Wow. The wolf from the Roger Rabbit. What the fuck?

Those are like two little girls. Can somebody shoot that man in the head right now? I think that would be okay. And deserves to be beheaded. Let's hope so. Being tortured and flayed alive. Okay. Cabron up.

It's an awful lot of dudes with blue hair in this movie. How much cocaine was used before this scene, too? Well, I think you're way past cocaine at this point. You think so? There's an important assignment, cookie. We could all benefit you financially. Look at this guy. He doesn't know where he is right now.

It looks that way, doesn't it? I may have to degrade myself in front of Divine's son. He's into a very strange sex scene. I'm going to have to put it with unheard of atrocities in order to pump the information you need out of him. But first I'll have to know because my so-called date is this afternoon. Well, Cookie, as you know, Divine has achieved a sort of fame lately, both locally and on the national level. You may have heard the term, the filthiest person alive? I have heard the term, yes.

You see? The film may have person alive. I love this guy. This is this the rapist? We feel that Raymond and I fire. The pedd? Yeah, same guy. Is this the same guy?

Oh, I thought it was two different guys. Careful, Philip. We have two girls at all times who are impregnated by Channing, our rather fertile servant. Servant. And then we invest the money in various businesses around town. We own a few pornography shops. Plus, we front money to a chain of heroin pushers in the inner city elementary schools. We feel the attention that's been focused on divine lately is most unfair.

She is merely a common thief and murderer. You know that heroin at the elementary schools. But this does not mean that we wish to go unnoticed. After all, we've not worked all these years in order to be upstaged by this fat home. So we must catch her off guard, you see, before she realizes she was getting attacked. You see? You see. they live. How many people, their names, their daily schedules for the week.

In other words, we want to know how we can plague her the most, how we can make her life as miserable as possible, how we can prove to her that she is shit compared to us, shit compared to the filth that we have in our minds, shit compared to what we know to be, the filthiest life. You read those lines. Of those boiled egg pieces in her cleavage? What's the matter with her? Ain't nothing matter with it. She's just my grandma, that's all.

She's in a food coma. Eggs all over her face. I guess she was just hungry, that's all. You see, she sort of had some problems. Nothing shares, but you know, I mean, she just loves eggs. Always had. Sit tight, I wish she had Miss Cotton's up there. She's here, Miss Cotton, she's here.

It shouldn't be long now before I get it going. That is she cooperates and she will. Oh, crackers, I'm so excited. I've just been sitting right here ever since she left. What she like? you have a nice body what are you going to do for me today honey it's something i haven't seen i hope miss cotton i guess the girl they're talking about she was with the redhead right and they were scheming i think so yeah but they came here and now they're scheming on her

i think so okay it's just that you were so fucking beautiful in that one she just loved eggs that's all This one, it's gonna be better than anything I ever did before. I can feel my blood all through my body. You know I only do it for you. It's only you watching that gets me up. You know that. I'll make it special today. I promise.

Please be careful. I'll touch me. What? I ain't touching you. Oh. She woke up from her egg, coma. Oh, hi. Understand you're 80.

Cracker's grandmother. I almost love the line there. Well, no. I'm not. Where's Cracker's mother? Oh, she's calling all the people to invite them to the party, and I'm going to go. Oh, I see, you're up, Granny. Miss Cookie, this is Miss Cotton. She's one of my roommates here. Charmed, I'm sure. Hello, Cookie. You're sure a fine-looking young woman. Crackers has told me about you. Why aren't you sure they're going to like it out there. It's so private. Oh, I'd love him.

Do you sleep in here, Cotton? Of course I do. Next. I couldn't sleep anywhere else. Come on, Cookie. I'll go show you my chicken. Oh, you have chicken? I love little chicken. Uh-oh. All right. Was that code for something?

Uh, no. No? Maybe she likes roosters. There's a bit of, yeah. Hmm. All right, well, we got some balls in this movie. She didn't look like she's having fun. That's not okay.

Poor chicken. Poor chicken. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Why is they still have the chicken in there? Yeah. Hold it right there. I'm not okay with this Yeah

This bit's not cool Alright well here's an example of what not Oh there's two chickens Well he's got the other one There's some blood happening What the fuck? Is that real blood? It could be

I think What the fuck? I think two chickens died in the making of this. During the filming of this? Oh, no. Oh, my God.

I didn't hear that interview. Yeah, it's not cool. Is she masturbating out there watching it? Eggman, anybody at home? I was going to say the milkman, but it's the Eggman. I am the eggman. I am the walrus. Yeah, sure.

This is totally normal. Mr. Eggman, wow. This is part of the bad on Thursday. And we'd like you to come as eat his date. Well, I would be honored to attend, and especially with such a beautiful date. And now, Edy, what will it be today? I have great A. X. Oh, what the hell?

You've got an Oscar tag in here. I have brown, and I have white. Why, look, just look at these. So fresh, you could hardly believe it. Why, they're just begging to be scrambled or fried or post or hard bowl. All of them ready to be thrown. The egg man. I understand.

The egg man. The egg man is the drug deal. Oh, okay. Well, I don't know if you're ready for those browners. Right? Uh-oh. Loving everything. She loves eggs.

Yep, apparently. Please, Mr. Eggman, please don't ever quit your job. I'll always need to want eggs. Always and always and always. Miss 80, as long as they're chicken laying and truck driving and my feet walking, and you be sure that I will bring you the finest of the fine, the largest of the large and the whitest of the white. In other words, that sin shall ovum of the domestic fowls will never be safe,

as long as there are chicken land and I'm alive, because I am your egg man and there ain't a better one in town. Oh, Mr. Eggman, nothing but these fucking jerk off. Man, the drug dealer angle, which is pretty obvious. A little obvious A whole lot more sense there. Now that you bring it up Dude, it's pretty obvious.

Real good. That a car dealer, where does you think? Where are you going? Yeah, stupid. Oh, meeting someone? Here, what's with you two. That was my first thought when she said my boyfriend

a couple other guys, I thought ganged back. Yeah. How'd you like to fuck my chauffeur? He's got a real horse dick on him. Hey, Connie. Hey, come on. Here, this isn't downtown. Uh-oh.

Just let me out here. Is that craving there? The left. Is that crave from the hunter? Where's bansch when you need him, huh? This is not okay. This is really weird. A patch over his ass is an awful bad for it.

No good look. On top of that bald spot on the back of his head, that dude is going. through a process right now. Oh my God. Philip, is this, Brian, is this in the Megan is missing universe or what? Wow.

It depends on what they did with the other girl. I guess. I didn't remember this being some rapey. Yeah, no kidding. That's a word for it, all right? Jesus Christ.

Oh, my weird hairy ass. Wow. They are competing for filthiest person in America, right? Close up on the weird hairy ass. All right. Zoom out. Fake puke I've ever seen. What is going on?

I don't know, but at least it's consensual. So that's a step up. Oh, Jesus. I'm so sorry. And he died his pubes? Come on. my money immediately. Oh my God.

It's the future. Credit rating. You see? You see? Yeah. Surprise he's not twirling his mustache. I think you kind of have to if you've got that kind of mustache. I think you kind of have to if you've got that kind of mustache.

you have to twirl it, right? True, true. He does have an Aaron Taylor Johnson craving the hunter thing going on. He does. He does. How do we even know you were there?

I totally see that now. He kind of looks like Aaron Taylor Johnson and Osphrodite. Oh, man. That's a designed-in mustache. That's not even a real mustache. Is it?

Okay, I thought it was real. I thought it was real. I'm disappointed now, Philip. No, I mean, it's a real mustache, but it's not like a real, like it's not done the right way. Like, it's shaved in. I get, I get what you're saying. It's not like a long twirled mustache. Yeah, because a long mustache is a process.

I've tried it many times. I always give up and then I try again. Oh, she can rotten little party guests. Is her present ready? Yes, I've had it for several months now, honey. Look, here it is. Oh, I've had it for almost a year now already. Come on.

Delivery. Phase one, the filthiest gesture in the world. Oh, her little surprise package. Do you think she'll like her little gesture, Connie? do you think she would appreciate our little gift? Oh, for over a year now, this has been only a dream, only a prayer, but we have her

address now. It is the reality. She will realize soon. She will know so. Oh, Connie. This guy is putting on a performance. Isn't he just Oscar-worthy? Back to the feet.

Back to the foot-sucking. That's all I love. Well, but the minor film. If that's what they're into. I guess. And I, Connie, also love you more than anything that I couldn't imagine. More than my hair color.

This is a cube color. How do you continue to act through some shit like that? You know what? You got to give it to them. They're hanging in there. Like, even God himself could never, ever break. Like she's going crazy, sucking his toes. And he is not breaking character at all.

Richard Nixon. He's like, okay? Yeah, that's what I was thinking. He's got the fake nose. Now he needs us the big, the big clock necklace, right? Wait, was that the meat between her legs? Yeah. Yep.

Marinated. That's one way to do it, right? Surf and turf. I'm eating eggs. Chicken, fucker. chipper mama. Cotton want me so many. Eat them all before I go.

Good. A lot of protein, huh? Oh, it smells delicious. Hell yeah. That'll do it. Thank you, cotton. It should. I've warmed it up when I was downtown today in my own little oven.

Oh. It's chickens, Mama, they lay them and we eat them. But suppose someday there weren't any chickens. Would that mean there wouldn't be any eggs? Oh, I don't think you have to worry about that, Mama. But there weren't any chickens, there wouldn't be any eggs. I suppose so, Mama, but there will always be chicken. You can be sure of that.

But suppose someday it happens. Suppose some day there weren't any chickens. How long is this conversation going to go? There's the drug reference again, Philip. What if there weren't any drugs? There's always going to be drugs. There's always going to be somebody you can buy. from the world will never be without drugs you can be sure of that is this the mailman or the guy that

was dressed as the soldier that's the mount oh was that the same actor right yeah maybe they've only got so many people to go around they just change costumes oh okay looks like he's out of monty johnson yes i'm dave johnson special with every package man sign here please what do you mean Special delivery package. There's no address here. Says right here, Bads Johnson, a trailer, Phoenix, Mary. Of course I'm Bajon. Phoenix.

Phoenix. Wow. Not in your neighborhood, Lane. Nope. When people on my property. So don't ever bring mail here again. Do you understand? And the next package you bring me is getting shoved right up your little ass.

Can you comprehend that? Uh-oh. I understand. I understand. I understand. Now you've received some new training as you call it and you'd better remember it You have exactly 15 seconds to get off of my property motherfucker before I break your god damn net One 1,000 to one thousand three one thousand four

Jack rabbit that was a person mom I'm sure that least it wasn't no worker I thought for sure it was a cop who could have sent me this package who would dare send me a package like this What's in the box? That's in the box. Ah, here we go. No, it's no birthday present cotton. I smell deep, dark trouble. Oh, I have a bad feeling.

Not yet. It's a turd? Is that what it is? Yeah. Because I was like, what is it? Sure looks like it. attack on my divinity. A direct attack

for this. Someone will pay with our life for this. Nobody sends you a turn and expects to live. Nobody. I had nickel for every time I said that.

Is it just me or do you think Rob Zombie has watched this movie? I don't know. There seems like some family dynamics that are similar, right? Yeah. So this is a.

Sherry Moon zombie right here. There you go. That's Sherry Moon right there. And there's Grandpa. Oh, I don't think he'd be it anymore. I don't shut up with you think for her. She's right, Ma, she's right, but why would she send us a turd? Who knows? Who knows? These are obviously jealous people. Jealous people. Jealous of our careers,

of all of our press. Why else will they sign that the filthiest people lives? Everyone knows that our title has become my trademark. Why do you think this way is only to insinuate that they are filthy? that I. How could anyone seriously believe that? How could anyone be filthier than divine? I'm afraid our little vacation must come to an end. This must get in the bud. It's already out of hand. Now we must out-sulf the asshole or assholes that sense it. And then they must cut me the-oh. Wow. That's a little all right. All right. Way.

From the Sanstone, after going over your qualifications, Mr. Marble and I feel that you are not exactly what we had in mind for the job. Did he cosplay as the red-haired chick? Yeah, I was about to say. That's exactly what it looks like. And to be perfectly honest, we feel that you are sort of a dullard. Why is he planning here to take off my coat? He's getting lazy or lazy from each day ends, Rayleigh.

I'll speak to him. We must remember that Channing isn't his intelligence. with your eye. Yeah, that's not a real mustache. That's like just shaved, like, neck and shaved in. skin. Yeah, shaved in.

Okay. Does that say Candyman, too? I love you, Raymond. I don't think so. I love you more than anything in this world. I don't think candy. Man too was out when this was made. I don't take Candyman

was out. That's true. The sound of buddies breaking, the sound of death rattle. What? If he wants to be convincing he could maybe at least shave?

I also love you more than anything I could ever imagine. More than my own hair color. More than the sound of baby screaming, the sound of dogs dying. I'll read. Let me at him.

For a lifetime. That's a while. How do you dare to be saying the things we heard you say? No, please. How did I get my... And having a gall to repeat words that Connie and I spoke confidentially. Words that are guarded by the Holy Seal of Mascarmonies. Oh, yeah, that's right.

The kidnap girls downstairs. I think he's the Donator. I think you're right. And I just play. I just might believe that I am you. I know it is a reality. Okay, no harm in at them. I thought he was like trying to pull a heist or something.

That's a little rough. Or Channing Tatum. Come on. This is a strange way for him to have started his career, though, right? This and then what was next after this? The one were they all stripped? What was that called? I don't know, Lance.

Tell us. I can't remember, man. What was that movie where Cheney Tatum was in it? They, uh, I can't remember it. The movie where you watched that and the sequel? Yeah, I think there were. Oh, Magic Mike. You're right.

There you go. Oh, Magic Mike. The sequel and the three-core, right? Have you seen it, Lance? Oh, yeah. The wife drags me in all of them. Yeah, yeah, my bet. That went in a bunch of Hallmark Christmas movies. Just playing.

I didn't mean any harm, old Raymond. I wasn't really spying. It was just playing. This movie's weird. Well, who is this guy? I don't get it. He's their service. He's, he's.

the sperm denata. Ah, okay. Oh, this doesn't make sense. You don't recognize his face because we got a close up of his ass. Oh. The weird hairy ass. That's that guy. You guys remember the zoom in, the zoom out?

Yes, that's right. That's right. Okay. Oh, they just Harry Potter. Uh-oh. Yes, they did. Yes, they did. They quite used to looking people away, aren't they?

still fresh in their minds, the trailer residents bravely go ahead with their birthday celebration, and the egg man lets his true feeling known to Edie. Oh, happy day. Eaddy has accepted the egg man's offer of marriage. Oh, congratulations. You bring you 50 eggs a day, and I can come and visit babs and cotton and crackers, and you'll buy me new girdle and... I mean, I guess it works. You love selling eggs she was buying them and eat them yeah that's true he's breast must be freezing oh shit I see that world and right after the party's over you and I going to take our first little trip together I'm gonna take you to the largest pulpit they can't afford heating no on the 200 dollar budget right

It's like the exorcist. Oh, shit. The eggs. The eggs. And more than any man. 100 eggs a date. Eat your heart out. Cool him, Luke.

Yeah. And you love me just half as much as you love an egg. Then our marriage will be just as good as sealed in heaven. Oh, it's kind of sweet, actually. You know? What is the blood stains on his hat, though? All right. Cut.

Oh, we had a swastika. Yeah. Uh-oh. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah. Oh, dear. Well, it was 1972. A different time, boys and girls is Nez likes to say.

Yep. Uh-oh. I'm serious. You can tell about the music. Mm-hmm. Oh yeah. Music tells it all. He looks like Wario a little bit. Is this a Nintendo Brothers movie? Especially with the mustache.

Hey, it's for me, Mario. What is that? I thought it's cigarettes. I don't know. Fomber? Oh no. No. Uh-uh. Happy birthday. Here's a cleaver. Thank you. Higgs head.

Oh, great. What the hell? Is it a joint? I have no idea. A poppy? A poppy flogers? They all seem high as fuck with. As long as there's eggs in it.

She's okay. I guess. It's gross. Gosh, she's actually demolishing him. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a bush. There's Uncle Albert clapping along.

Samaheach's Yank. Frank Zappa? Yeah. Oh, dear God. You're like, no, you can't take our title. It's the back cave. Anything I'd ever think I'd see on video. Now you have, Philip.

Your eyes will never unsee it. Oh, dear. You want to thank you for being a picture. Yeah. I'm such sorry. You can't thank you enough. You keep the podcast on the air. Well, we definitely can't play this on YouTube.

It's taking place in a trip. I do have to admit that was the most entertained part of the movie so much. Yeah, well, I feel when I see that it's my duty to report something. God, I need to take up drinking again. I don't even understand why it happened. Andy Sandberg. It's the case. We'll all hide in the only building.

Andy Samberg. The one of the left there looks like. Delo. Dwight Trude. I was like an elephant. The armed band. Thanks for a cool party. Oh, I'm just married.

Okay. I love the romantic twist here. Well, somebody help him with that wheelbarrow. Yeah. You're stunned with her for life now, brother. I mean, he promised to take it to the poultry farm. Even with the hectic events. Yes, he did.

Yes, he did. Exposure. Oh, how rude. I wanted to say those were some nice, I wanted to say those were some nice legs, but before I said it, I wanted to be sure it wasn't a guy's face. Those are some nice legs. Uh-oh. Got that World War II Nazi gun. It's like an anus lachshade.

It looks like it, right? Like something from Pete Floyd to Walt. What kind of shit turns out long? Sorts of disgusting positions I would imagine, crackers. Connie probably takes Raymond's little peanut of a cock between our brittle tap. Peanut of a cop. And then scrape the ugly decayed teeth up and down on it. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. Get in the best head on the East Coast. Then they probably sit here and stare each other's blue and red hair while they goose each other and say dirty words. Oh, get everything real good, honey. Actually, that's probably not far from the truth. I don't. hope there's not any COVID on that. Oh, 19792, they're safe.

There could be herpes, I guess, huh? I do not think I'd go around licking everything in someone's house. Yeah, do it. Yeah. Show that floor. Yeah, okay. That was anticlimactic. I'm not trying to give you advice, but maybe you should

like, you know, jack off on the table or something. And you're licking it. Yeah, piss on it. There you go. I'm kind of getting into this now. Yeah, piss on it. The house will react. Like the house is a living being, right?

No. Venoms. Get Tom Hardy in there. I said venom. Stop it. Put some space between you. I don't think so. son shit mother kill for you.

Except that I had a loving sunshed mother. Yes, mother. Yeah. Sorry, Tim. Close up. This moment with you guys. Yeah. Push up for everything.

Oh, jeez. Now, I think y'all just got out done. Oh, Wow. Yeah, Phil. I don't think this is going on YouTube. Yeah. Or anywhere else for that. We're sure.

Well, well, this is. Well, this is going to do. definitely should get the patron patrons to the roof right if they let Matt get away with that we're about to see a bunch of stuff I recommend oh dear think just me or does he have kind of like a Chris Elliott pot Chris who Chris Elliott the one that you see on the David Letterman shows the guy I'm surprised it wasn't banned. Is this a video? Is this much what you brits like to call a video nasty?

It's beyond that. I can't believe Criterion picked it up. I guess in some circles it's a work of art, right? It is considered a classic. Or in some circle jerks. Well, it goes much further than a lot of films. Yeah. Yeah, I'd say so.

And now we're back to the rape again. Guys, we are in a free country. And if we didn't believe it before now. Fuck. We've heard stories. We've heard tales of this film. But until you experience it. You just can't describe it.

You can't describe it. This is insane. is, isn't it? Dane. Did they get a stab Chris Elliott or what? I think so. Fet worm.

Was Charles Manson involved in the making of this film or what? Maybe. Spence by Charles Manson. What was the thing that they did? It was called, but they fed him the acid. Helter Skelter? Yeah, but.

the government the government uh oh i know you mean what knows about it but i think you went to take the piss so we'll wait until he's back and asking speaking to which i'm getting on that i got to get enough beer at least you're drinking geez i was going to say i think when i watched this i must have been high or drunk is this uh your second time watching it or you see it most my second no it's my second I'm trying to think I'm watching again. I just thought it being funny commentary. That's the $200 up in smoke. Lance is not even here.

It's real fire. Yeah, not CGI. There you go. Gotta give it to them. Gotta give it to them, guys. At least they didn't use CGI fire, right? As we just said. Oh, the audio quality is.

It's got a bit weird. Yeah. somebody's trying to try trying to censor it serious of something right and where'd philip go i think we literally lost philip for the first time he's like for this man i really do i'm curious if he'll be back at this point after that matt you broke us dude you broke philip that's never happened before as it, Ryan? What did I go a rubber?

Yeah, that's real fire, guys. You got to give him credit for that, right? Yeah, there he goes. Well, that was a pretty cheap mobile home. What's that?

That chicken? I think Philip said I'm out of here. I don't think he's coming back. Oh, did he? I don't know. I don't see him, do you? No. there he is

okay there we go it's it took 451 episodes to break phillard he accomplished I don't know whether to be proud or disgusted in myself

there he is a little of each he is he's back he's back we did not rape Philip I'm bad we thought she weren't coming

back no i was coming back a little too hard tonight the sound the sound yeah it's kind of funny isn't i think at this point it's safe to say we're all just trying to survive whatever i think so there's only 15 minutes left there's 50 minutes left no 15 I'm like, how old is the movie? Would you bleed out? The dick was cut off? Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of blood pumping there, right?

Yeah, yeah. I don't know. What about the Bobbitt guy? He didn't die. Oh, that's true. Yeah, he had a John Wayne Butler. Right? They reattached it.

And then I think he did form after that. Yeah, he did, yeah. This is one of those movies that could just as easy to be a one-on-ten is a 10 on 10. I've never been this confused, man. Ever. No. I'm still not really sure

what the fly is. Well, they're keeping them in the basement and insimiting them. They're trying to be the most filthiest people in the old. Yeah. They're just kind of, yeah, fighting it out.

There is reincarnation. You know, definitely going to be the filthiest. person alive. Right. Covering your bets, right? I don't know. Can you hear it? I mean, it sounds okay to me still, but like, obviously I'm sharing my screen.

All right. It's gone. That's what's right. Okay, there we go. There we go. There we go. The static is gone now. Thank God.

Oh, never mind. Oh, it's staticky? It's all right. Am I staticy or is it just a video? Oh, just the video. We'll survive. Whatever you do, do not hit stop and restart the beginning. Oh, yeah, we're making a real snuff film.

Larry Goldstein. This does have a Manson vibe to it, right? It does, definitely. In the late 60s. Lance, put it on your list of books. Chaos. Oh, yes, yes. You told me about that a couple of months ago.

Yeah. I looked at it, but I didn't order it. But I ordered a bunch of Brandon Sanderson fantasy novels that are 1,300 pages in it. You want to learn some shit about the Manson murders. That turns into a whole fucking tornado stuff. I'm going to order it now. Let's see. Manson, the CIA.

and the secret history of the 60s. That's the one. All right. It is officially ordered. So I'll take it out. Nice. Hype and my cool of the week one week, right? Telling you, it's insane.

All right. Advocate cannibalism. Cedar spread. Ugh. Mr. Vader? George Lucas must have watched this too, huh? Yeah, inspired. Yeah, very much so.

I'm convinced Rob Zombie saw this, right? He had to. Yeah. Way too many similarities. She's got some weird nipple things happening, and I'm curious. I think it's really. like like i'm like i'm like but wait how what and then how i do i really want to know Oh, I would have a spy.

Well, this looks at the stand, all right. Well, this looks like an awful official proceeding. Yeah. Is there any cross-examination? No. I'm kind of heard of talk. I cannot tell you how many times I've wanted to say that about somebody I work with. I'm Bezzel.

Cracker. Back to the stand again, crackers. You realize you're still under O? Of course. In your opinion, should these people be allowed to live? That time. We're getting into the snuff film, guys. We are getting into the snuff.

magnitude of the front of the media. Mr. Vader. Mr. Vader. Mr. Vader. Nick to the Manson thing. That static is so irritating. irritated. It's bad, isn't it? I'm having to read the subtitles. Somehow it's fitting. Am I right, Matt? Yes.

Somehow it's very fitting. Man, I'm sorry. I don't know how to fix that. No, don't worry about it. It doesn't matter, dude. Don't touch. Don't touch you. No, we're nearly finished. Oh, Philip. Yeah. Do you remember the time you had? I went to the Renaissance festival and camped for the first time.

Yeah. And those people came up and started fucking with us. And they said, ah, your first time campers, eh? And we said, and we're like idiots. We said, yes, this is our first time to camp here. And they said, okay, well, it's customary, tie you to a tree and tickle you with feathers. Boy, you remember that? It was something along those lines. Yeah. They were trying to flog us. Oh, my God. Sounds like an excellent festival.

I was like, no, don't think we're sitting up. A Nazi baby gun. What do you think, Brian? This is probably the wildest movie I've ever seen. Yeah. Are you going to buy the steel book? Well, I got a rule. I try to own every movie that we review.

No. Uh-oh. Thanks, Matt. I have some movies that I own that are still in the plastic. That would never be open. Megan is missing. Yeah. It'll strengthen our filthiness.

With a DA, enhance my filthiness. It's filthier. A woeatly because I and Crocote Sea the virus of a very special nature, a nature that defies description. You are about to receive into your community the filthiest people. The filthiest people alive. You know somebody filthier?

Not any is she the filthiest person in the world. She is also the filthiest act. filthiest actress in the world. What you are about to see is the least thing. On the upside, the regular sound quality to this part is not good either.

Okay. Fair enough. Here we go. Like, it actually is static. Damn it. Matt, I don't know what's coming. Almost gang. Literally. What the fuck?

like two girls one cup what do you have to say for yourself man I'm ashamed are you the one recommended it what the fuck were you thinking man hang on hang on hang on hang on I didn't recommend I basically thought it would make a good fun commentary I think it must have been high or drunk when I watched it first time round All right. So speaking of high or drunk, tell us about your DJ gigs. We understand you're a DJ. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm an old raver, so yeah, mixing the old vinyl. Yeah, play rave music. Yeah, still quite a few gigs. But, yeah, all the old ravers that I've played to are getting a bit old now. That does happen, right? I'm a progressive rock fan.

So, yeah, of course. The people that I go to concerts, we're all well under our 50s now, right? Yeah, yeah. So that's what happens. Basically, they tend to be in the day rather than at night. You know, it's not an all night anymore. That's right.

Hard to stay away. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's good fun. I still play out on radio stations and stuff. It's good fun. It's good fun. All right. So until we leave briefly,

where can everybody find the podcast? Yeah, my podcast is The Eternal Darkness is not spotless minds. We are on YouTube, no, iTunes. Not with this movie. Not with this one, certainly not. Yeah, iTunes, Spotify, but yeah, you find us on all normal

streaming platforms. And yeah, in a couple of weeks we'll be doing our, or next week we will be doing our end of year review. So looking forward to that. There's a good, good fun show to do. Yeah. And that is that.

So yeah. Find us on Facebook. You know, Facebook and stuff. All right. Man, we appreciate. We appreciate you. You're hanging in with us. I know you've been a listener to the podcast from day one.

So we greatly appreciate it, dude. No worries. No, I thoroughly enjoy it. And thanks for having me. And I do apologize. I was putting you guys through that. That's part of it. You know, you rush home from work just to, you know, fit me in and stuff, so I appreciate that.

So, thank you. That is a piece of cinema history for sure. Absolutely. You won't watch it again. Criterion. Yeah. You won't watch it again. No, we will not watch it again.

I won't watch it again. Philip, will you? Brian? Well, no. But it's one of those where you're like, okay, well, now I've seen that. Yeah, I won't watch it again, but I'm glad I watched it because it's one of those notorious movies I've heard about, so it's off the list. Take it off. Take it off and throw it in the bin.

Bennett, right? Ben it, Bennett, right? All right, we want to thank all of you guys for listening to the dog shit was just the icing on the cake. Oh dear. Oh, dear. We want to thank you guys for listening to another episode of The Horror Returns. You know where to find us next week. Do we have a guest, Brian?

I know it's possible we may have a guest from the Paddyroom podcast. Maybe, maybe not. But did we have anybody else interested in doing the Wolfman with us next week? Steve Carlton is a possibility He is one of the ones that I know that That's his that's his thing Werewolves Oh he loved

Werewolves with Grillo last year Didn't he? Yeah Okay Like we all did So next week We're going to check out the new Wolfman And the 1941 original

So Phillip until the whore returns again Good night I want some eggs