The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #500: Jack Frost 2: Revenge Of The Mutant Killer Snowman (2000) Commentary

Episode Date: December 25, 2025

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Greetings, victims, for those of you who delight and dread, who fantasize about fear, who glorify gore, welcome, you have found the place where the whole, the whole, return, you have found the place where the whole return. Listeners beware, this podcast contains major plot spoilers on the foulest of language. Join us in celebrating the old and the new, the best, and the worst in horror. all right welcome back lances bailed on us again so uh we're we're here with uh with brian and Pedro and Sean what's going on Sean how you doing doing great guys doing great just getting ready for the holidays and you know the fun and stress that goes to that and just happy to be back on I love I love coming on and just hanging out and talking horror movies with you guys yeah we missed you on a few commentaries I know I'm so sorry I always hate it

if like not being able to make it I do my very best so I'm just no I'm sorry I was there in spirit That works I'll take it All right Anybody got anything cool this week That they've checked out

That you want to jump in with The only thing new I watched this week I checked out the first episode of Fallout season two Yes that's mine And thought I'd catch season or episode two but I think it's probably premiering right now as we're recording, so I didn't get a chance to watch it.

Oh, is it? What days does it come out on Tuesdays? I think so. Okay. Oh, I didn't even know it's Tuesdays. I thought it was, I was thinking Wednesday or Thursday, but yeah. Oh, is it Wednesday or Thursday? I might be wrong.

I don't know. Now I'm going to have to look. Are you guys renting these things? Does that why you guys don't know what days they fall on? What's going on here? Well, I don't know. I just scrolled across it and it just came up, And I was like, oh, fallout.

Is that out? Awesome. But it's awesome so far. They're progressing the story as well as giving you flashbacks of keeping you, you know, up to date. Well, what happened in the past and everything's starting to come together. Yeah, I forgot a lot of the stuff from like the, the little shelters. Yeah, yeah. Like, I can't really remember all that drama and who those people are.

Yeah, Phil, I think you're right. I think they are going to focus more on the ghoul this season because he was like prominent in that first episode. Yeah. I was going to say I just saw the trailer for it and I know that he there was some sort of like Toby McGuire and Spider-Man too where he was contractually obligated to show his real face more often it seemed like in the second season. You know, Walt I'm talking about Walton Goggins because a lot of the trailer was him

just looking normal like Walton Goggins. Yeah, it was. so you know some of the credit it was pretty 50-50 with his regular face and the ghoul appearance in his first episode they kind of were bouncing back from

present time to the past so okay but I kind of like the the past politics conspiracy stuff that's going on in the background and like why everything ended up the way that it

ended up that was cool little background knowledge that it gave a little context of maybe how it's transpired and yeah it did add to the coolness of that show definitely so that's all i got this week uh yeah i'm i'm kind of the same way uh i think that's about all i've watched aside from a bunch of football uh cowboys are out so that's fun yeah in this household we've we've very much been celebrating that they are out That's why it's because this is an Eagles household here. Oh, no.

Yeah. Interesting. And there was a lot of, you know, there was a lot of frustration over the last few weeks with the Eagles. So just seeing them get their ass back together and get, you know, get back into it has been, you know, something good that's happened here. But yeah, here in LA, I mean, I'm, you know, I'm off. I'm off for a couple weeks now. You know, we shut down for the year. And, you know, we get the perfect weather right here and never gets below like 62.

We're over here bitching about how cold it is at 62 degrees, Brian. How about that? And so, yeah, we get the, you know, the holidays, always a special time. So just kind of been laying low hanging out, you know, just enjoying some time off with literally nothing to do, which is rare. And then just kind of preparing for next year. So there is another thing, too. I forgot. So my niece just got into the MCU.

so I was going to revisit the entire saga from the beginning again because I've done that many it's a lot just movies yeah so no no no everything that's the series so what we're going to do me and my knees we're going to do this together we we we divided the movies by the the the next 24 months when Secret Wars comes out so we're going to we're going to divide it per month so I think it comes out to like three movies per month or shows whatever we're going to watch them in order So yeah, so we're going to start with Iron Man next week And I'm very excited because I've seen that movie a thousand times And it always works for me

The best one, I'd watch that again Yeah, I mean that that phase one is they're all good That phase one yeah I mean You know the the infinity saga let's be real They're all pretty much good And there's a few flops in there But it's just that that phase four and five That are very kind of hard to get through you know

Which if you notice if you know what's been in the news lately I mean it seems like even they're going to try to ignore phases four and five because they're going back to the well you know bringing back chris evans bringing you know really focusing on that original core because they realize that a lot of these newer uh you know super heroes didn't really get over you know they're there and so so so now they're going back to the well surprise seems like somebody should have fucking told them uh so yeah so it's pleasant and be fun because my you know my niece she's uh she's 16 so she's gonna get you know The little tricks are all going to work for her.

So, yeah, so other than that, I've just been chilling. So that's kind of my cool of the week. I definitely have a cool of the week. I will also say, I'll tag along and say fallout season two. The next episode premieres tomorrow night. Okay. That's what it looks like. I just Googled it.

Oh, okay, cool. And I don't know if that's, it's every Wednesday, but it's dropping it tomorrow at least. But that and then Apple TV is that Plurbus, if you guys have watched that. Oh, I've heard good things. Yeah, yeah, it's really good so far. the finale drops I think tomorrow for the season okay so I definitely think you should check it out I love that because I lived in Albuquerque so for me to see like you know some of the sites was also really cool um so I I love the characters and I'm curious to see how the finale they already

it was in the news they mentioned that uh the season two and I think even season three have been already renewed um so my sister-in-law is in our house right now She's a Fed that lives in Albuquerque. That's funny. Very interesting. Yeah, Albuquerque is quirky. So those will definitely be my cool cools of the week. Check out Plurbus if you haven't seen it.

Now, let me ask you guys something. Brian, I know you're keeping up with the show, Sean. Let me ask you guys this. Do you guys feel just from the, I guess it's eight or nine episodes? Because I haven't started it, but I definitely will when the season's over. do you guys feel like there's enough story there for three seasons like just from what you guys have gotten so far or what pluribus yeah from pleribus

it depends on how they go in the end in the season finale i mean i think two seasons for sure i think three would be stretching it i think they would really start scraping the barrel but i think season two could allow more flushing out of like what happens with like you know the like the hive and all that and you know not spoil anything but like just how everything kind of plays out but i don't think season season three would be doable in my my opinion but i mean yeah i agree with john i'm i'm only i'm only up to episode five or six right now but from what i've seen i was

going to say the same exact thing i think two would be good but three might be kind of pushing it a little bit but you know who who knows how what they got planned for this yeah yeah because i mean just the synopsis of like what the what the series is about it sounds like there's not a lot there but i haven't watched it so um but we'll see you know it's the we the the creators i mean they definitely have equity with us for sure so we got to trust them um and i know i know that Vince galligan had said that he literally just made this show just to give people and Albuquerque work, and then also because he wanted to give, was the lead actress, Ria Rebhorn, is that her name?

Yeah. Yeah, he wanted her to have a vehicle to just really show her talents. So, I mean, the guy, you know, he could have done anything. And he just chose to go back to Albuquerque and, you know, put her in the lead. So, so, so, you know, props to that. So we'll see, we'll see where it goes. Definitely. He loves Albuquerque.

I mean, he, the house that, you know, the main character that she has, that you'll, you'll, you'll see it's not a spoiler but you know she's got this palatial house and um the west side of albuquerque rio but like they built a little subdivision just because they have so many problems you know with fans and stuff so yeah i just read about that like the house and the season is actually just you know constructed it's not even real the subdivision isn't either right yeah i also read the reason why it's on apple tv plus is because they they allowed him to pretty much do what he wants with the series. I could see that.

Because it was being shopped to other streaming sites, but I guess Apple was like, no, come over here. We'll let you do whatever you want. I think Apple's killing it as a streaming service for the cost. I mean, they have really high quality, you know, good shows like that last frontier. One set in Alaska, Brian. Saw it's on my list. Yeah, it's good.

It got canceled. They're not going to do a season two on it. It just wasn't. but it's good I mean you know like there's a number of shows on on Apple that are you can tell they put

they allow the artist to do their thing and it turns out really well I think okay well that's the way to do it I think yep

that'll be my next thing to get some Apple stuff I'm gonna check out that blur of a show for sure though let me know what you think uh okay let's see

are we skipping we're skipping headlines and trailer park and feedback and just doing podcast spotlight but we do have a podcast spotlight this week we're going to shine the podcast spotlight

on the rotten horror picture show eh you get it uh rotten rotten horror picture is a horror film review and discussion podcast hosted by clay and Amanda each episode dives into a different movie

from uh rotten tomatoes 200 greatest horror films of all time list while the host dissecting and debating the films merits scares themes and where it ranks on the list mixing insightful analysis with humor

and good natured banter all right yeah let's see intro and logos come from Steve from the geeks original skull artwork from Natsulani up on Patreon and

we'll help you up. All right, on to Featured attractions. We're going to do our commentary on Jack Frost 2, Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman. Woo! The name of that movie

couldn't have gotten better. I like it. From the year 2000 in the 2000. The mutant killer snowman, Jack Frost returns to kill more

people during Christmas. Director and writer is Michael Cooney, also known for Jack Frost and identity. I like identity. That's a good movie. Wow, I would have never connected those two. That's interesting. Or those three, we should say.

Yeah. That is very interesting. It rained the entire four weeks of shooting this movie, resulting in a tropical island with an amazing lack of sun. Probably not in the cards, but that's okay

they made it work or maybe the movie was chosen to be part of famous German Schlefez series I don't know what that means or if I'm saying it right which I'm probably not

it aired in December 2018 on German TV Tele5 Schley Faz is a German abbreviation means the worst film ever Oh, okay.

So, wait, so that film got the worst film ever in Germany is what you're saying. I think it was at least up for it. In that series, two hosts present the whole film and make fun of it throughout the movie. Oh, that's a coinky dink. That's exactly what we're about to do. All right, here we go. Jack Frost No. I know

already or not here I come got pushed up two weeks really was that a January release I think April I didn't even know I didn't know they were making a second one Brian yeah

yeah 410 of 2026 what's the synopsis on on that Do you guys know? I think it's more family members that were connected

to the original family who got her and also kidnapped her sister played by Catherine Newton. Yeah, I saw her in the trailer. Yeah, after surviving one deadly game, this is from IMDB. Grace and her sister Faith

must outrun four rival families competing for a powerful throne winner takes all Okay You know I was I was reading some of the headlines here One of the things that that really pisses me off Because this production company does a lot of shit Is Blumhouse had a billion dollar year

A billion dollar year And it's like god damn And it's and it saw that That five night at Freddy's I think is We'll push them over the line because that that movie man threw a lot of money and my kid has been talking about wanting to watch the second one

I have not taken her yet I'm gonna try the probably the end of this week after Christmas yeah yeah that was a big hit and black phone too which I didn't like but people here I mean I'm sure the crew here liked that I didn't like it I haven't seen it

I can't offer an opinion yet you didn't like it nah it was it was it was done it was just made because the other one the first one made so much money there was no story there they just had to create a story and all of a sudden he's freddie kruger and it's just oh that's true that sucks yeah they pigeonholed a mom into being part of all this when you know i don't i don't like i don't like sequels that that not only are they bad but they also have a negative effect on the first one you know yeah um like like

the joker sequel has a negative effect on the first one um black phone two has a negative effect on the first one It's just, I don't like, because you're essentially ruining two movies. You're ruining not only the sequel, but now you can't see the first one without thinking about the sequel. That's true. And Black Phone was essentially like a basic story about the psychotic killer, you know, that would take kids into his basement and, you know, the kid would see the phone and all that. Now all of a sudden it gets, you know, this guy's in these people's dreams and, you know, he was actually fucking with the main kid from the first one way before that movie started. It's just weird I don't like it

I was I was hopeful it was gonna be good Pedro I mean no I mean don't get me wrong I mean I'm Phillip and Brian liked it I just didn't like it so it could still be good you know That's fair I'm gonna check it out but it's in my bottom 10 For sure Oh wow

Let me ask you I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna give you guys like a little preview of next year And I'm gonna ask you guys just to give me some blurbs here Okay I'm gonna throw some movies out here That are gonna come out The first one is Evil Dead burn what do you guys think about evil dead burn i guess excited for it or

indifferent i'm intrigued since the director he's the one that did that movie phil we we reviewed infested the french one with the spiders oh yeah yeah that was a good film yeah yeah and uh and i'm also interested because it's supposed to be part of a

trilogy right this is a this is the um and and it's supposed to be the three books you know they're they're supposed to be scattered that's how they're we're able to connect all the films like like ash was only dealing with one book and then and then the other book i believe is in the 2013 version the the the fetti alveris one and then the no no no i'm sorry that's the same book that was with ash and then the second one evil dead rise had the second book and then this one is going to have the third book so so it's going to be like darry argento's

like infernal and you know those kind of movies where it's all connected but not really connected the three witches or whatever he had going on back in the day I think it sounds interesting go ahead oh I'm sorry I'm just saying I think it sounds interesting I definitely am curious and I'm going to wait and see

yeah and the director said he this he's going this one's going to hurt this is his quote and he's I just want to see how hard he goes in this movie because he said he might not even make another horror movie

after this one after that's what that's what you call promoting one-on-one right there using the hyperbole like what does that mean yeah it's gonna scar him so much he's never gonna direct another horror movie again yeah that does sound very hyperbolic and he unless the money's right of course then that that'll heal a lot of his wounds from that us we got pedro yeah uh then we had okay the next one i've never really been a fan of but it has like return to Silent Hill. Interesting. I've never really cared for the first two.

Now, this is a reboot. I don't know. I think this is a reboot. It doesn't continue from the previous two. I don't think anyway. I think it is a, I think they're retcon the second one out. This is a direct sequel to the first one. And I don't play, I never played the games.

I guess this is based off of the second game. Okay. Okay. So. Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, they're, they're very atmosphere. I mean, I'll give them that, but the story has never really captured me.

So, but I mean, like any horror movie, I mean, I'm going to be there. I'm going to check them out. You know, I check, I watch everything, so why not? I'll definitely check it out as well. I remember watching the first one, and it is absolutely atmospheric. It has that, like, brooding, like, just creepiness. You rewatch it, though. I don't think it holds up well.

I think it really, since it came out, I think it just kind of, yeah. And then, of course, the one that's going to make a gazette. billion dollars because he always do is scream seven yeah he is kevin williamson's coming back for that a lot of the original cast even though most of them are dead are coming back for that i i'm gonna call it now they're just going to be in flashbacks or in voices only well i think i think it's gonna have like an a i component is what i've been hearing yeah so so it's gonna be like an a i thing uh you know the the whole thing about the screen films is that they're always you know they're always they know they're always part of the culture right they're always like um so right now

AI is kind of a big thing and so I think that's kind of what they're going to go for and that's how they're going to have the excuse to bring everybody back but we'll see I can see that yeah I mean our the company I previously worked for they they shoved AI down our throats like as you know so like I had to really dive deep in a chat GPT and didn't really want to but I mean it's interesting garbage out depending there's been a lot of stuff lately because when the technology came first came out I would say a couple years ago when it was available the chat GPT and there's others yeah it was like this big thing right and everybody was just scratching the surface now that now that that so many people rely on it and you know now we're starting to see that it still has a lot

of kings. It's still giving out false information. When people are trying to design something it gives you, it doesn't give you the right characters, you know, so there's still a lot, you know, they're still not quite there yet. Yeah, going back to, going back to fallout,

I think I've mentioned it last week. Prime had to pull their recap video off of YouTube because the, they use AI to make it and it was getting the plot and story lines wrong. Really?

Yeah, yeah, they just left things out and it's like, what the heck? Yeah. So it's coming out. I mean, there's still a lot of kings there. I know, I know like, you know, for our field, Sean, you know, in the mental health. Yeah, yeah. That's kind of been a big thing lately because it's like, well, because they replaced therapists.

And the answer is no, you know, because there's a connection that everybody needs to have, the human connection. Yeah, you could go through all the modalities and the coping skills and the interventions. But that's just that there's so much more to that, you know. Absolutely. So I know a lot of people are worried about their jobs going forward, but what I'm seeing now from a lot of the research, AI still weighs away from being, you know, perfect

and being able to be used as an efficient tool. It might never get there because people forget that all AI is is just information that we give to it, you know, and even that has its limits. What it is is that it just could compute everything so much faster. That's really what it is. it's like a like a calculator or a computer but besides that it doesn't have a lot of like the like the minutia right like the small little details um that people or humans have so yeah we'll see

but i'm seeing i've been seeing lately there's been a lot of screw ups there uh but anyways to going back to what what i think scream seven is going to be about is going to be yeah that killer's going to use some sort of a i thing and that's what we're going to hear a lot of the old characters come back um that this this movie has been there's been so much drama behind it because i mean obviously you know jena ortega quit uh they fire uh melissa barra because she was outspoken um and then and then i think christopher landin was the director and and he was very i feel bad for him because he was so excited because this guy this guy's like a horror guy he's been a horror fan his entire life and all of a sudden is like his his movie became such a dramatic

There was so much drama around there that he just got overwhelmed and he just left. And so they kind of had to start from scratch and they brought back Kevin Williamson. And so we'll see what they were able to piece together. But to me, these movies are always guaranteed to make money. You know, people just flock to them. And so they're never going to, I don't ever see these kind of movies ever being a flop, you know. So yeah. And then this one's interesting because Damien Leone has said,

this is the last one ever not ever but like he said this is the last in the art the clown story and that's that's Terrifier 4 so I'm looking forward to it. I'm not the biggest fan of this franchise I think

it's a little overrated I think he I think Damien Leone has been able to market this franchise very well I think he's endeared himself to the horror community the old school wage is going around shaking hands and kissing babies you know so so and you know he's a very personable guy you know and and people like him um and like to me like

the first one's unwatchable the first one is just horrible i don't know if you guys ever seen it has no story it's just you know but i think that was that was kind of his portfolio to show what he could do as a makeup effects artist the second one is really good i really like the second one quite a bit and then the third one is that's kind of it's not it's all right but but the thing about the fourth one that's interesting is that he stated that he was going to reveal the origins of art the clown in like the first half of the movie i think he said like the first 15 minutes we're going to find out where he came from what he does who he is so that's going to be interesting and then that he's going to try and i say try because money always talks

he's going to try to allow that to be the last one in the end of the franchise but you know friday the 13 was supposed to be the last one in part four and we saw how that happened what you know how that turned out absolutely um so yeah so that's another good one what what do you guys thoughts about terrifier for uh i mean i'm down for it the terrifier series has been pretty good to me so far i my daughter loves it which is but have you seen have you seen the first one with her uh yeah i mean that that was just like there's nothing happening right it's literally just one kill after another i don't even think there's really a story there yeah no i mean i they're definitely not the best movies in the world but it's something

interesting and different yes that's a good way to phrase it feel interesting and different i i i'm interested to see the fourth um i i'm not the biggest fan either but i do think that they are you know entertaining at and at minimum you know so yeah the first one is trash but it's like good trash in a way like schlock you know 80 schlock style so brian what about you what are your thoughts i'm terrified for i think it might be a mistake to show us the origins of art the clown because i always like connected him to like a character like the joker who you don't necessarily know his background and that just makes him a better character to me right especially in the the dark night when you get heath ledger's portrayal

and you get all the different stories he's telling him where he got his scars from you don't know what's true what's not true i love that little nuance in that movie nobody ever talks about that how you just he does he he might not even know at this point he might be he might be like like hulk hogan that he believed that he body slammed a 700 pound under the giant and he actually drew 93 000 people you know what's what's the what's the word he told where the the timelines oh wait are you trying to tell me that didn't happen because i or colk well well which what i mean that's because no he said that andre weighed 700 pounds when he body slammed them oh and he was maybe like $3.50, $400.

And then he said that Andre died like a week later. And it was actually, he was alive for many years later. That was in 87 and he died in 93. And then this is the one that was really ridiculous. He's like, I didn't even know if he was going to let me win that he, but he says, he tapped me in the shoulder and he's like, slam me boss. And that's when I knew he was going to let me beat him. That doesn't happen in wrestling, all right?

And wrestling is very structured. It's very planned out. everybody agrees to do business in the back yeah for your match but hoagin said that that line for years and it's like much like the joker's like i think he started believing that after a while you know yeah he started believing in his own bullshit i i think so too i mean Hulk around here in the Tampa bay area he is definitely beloved since his passing but even before like everything of holt they love especially in saint uh st pete where he lived but like i do think and i don't watch that much wrestling but yeah i i knew that

that it's, you know, scripted, it's pre-plan, like you're saying, Pedro, but I think he started to believe his own bullshit. You start believing your own hype and you distort your own reality and you make it a new thing. So it's interesting. Okay, so that's where you're from. You're from the Tampa Bay Area. So, no, no, I'm actually from, you know, it's funny as I'm from South Florida. I'm from Broward County. So like, uh, like Coal Springs, uh, you know, I grew up in Cole Springs, Boca Raton, but I have lived all over. Okay, because I do have a story that I'm not going to get into here, but we're trying to, you know, kill some minutes here.

So, so I was, I was in the, in the Tampa area about, about four years ago. Okay. And I wanted to see the Tampa Bay race. I wanted to see them play, right? So I was staying in Tampa and then the race started in St. Petersburg, I believe. Yes, yes. And if you look at the map, anybody, like, if you look at the map, it's literally like, you're looking at you're like dude i don't know 20 minutes tops you look at the map and and i didn't

have a car so i'm like i'm going to take public transport oh my god no but i'm looking at the map right it's common sense i'm trying to be logical and i'm like yeah okay the bus it took me four hours to get to to one game uh and it's literally you're probably talking no more than like 15 miles and it was i couldn't believe it like and then later on i started reading about the bad rep that that the Tampa area's public transportation as and I was like god damn that puts it oddly Hillsboro County which is Tampa has the worst public transportation in Florida I believe and it's and to get and then to get over it you know calling as Tampa Bay raised is a misnomer because it's over in in Pinellas County or you know they're they're still playing in

Pinellas County but like it's across the bay and it shouldn't take long but you're right it will take from where I live outside of Tampa like it'll take me uh two hours to get over there right and it shouldn't it shouldn't and if i was in tampa like where my old job was in like south tampa near the air force base i mean should take 20 minutes it'll still take 45 right you know i learned the hard way i learned the hard way tampa's weird man it is it is and i was like never again some of the worst drivers i've ever dealt with but at least i got to know tampa you know that was cool yeah but yeah so Anyways, let me see what other films are going to come out next year.

There's quite a few, actually. I'm getting excited for this. We talked a little bit about cold storage. We saw the trailer for it. What about The Exorcist, The Seaver? That's the one that's going to come out that's directed by Mike Flanagan. And we're talking about last week how he's going to change everything about it, and people are upset about that because of course why wouldn't they be i don't think that movie's

coming out next year is it a movie or is it a series it's a movie it's a movie i i think if it does come out it'll be like late 2026 because he's got so much on his plate right now yeah is it even in production yet it it says on what i just pulled from screen rant it says that it was delayed beyond in 2026. So, I mean, but that sounds interesting. I love Mike Flanagan. So I don't, I don't know. Him doing it, I would definitely be interested to watch it.

Is it going to be good? I don't know. Yeah, but it's weird because Mike Flanagan on one hand has a lot of equity with the fan base, right? The guy has done a lot of good stuff. Most of it is good. And people trust him because he's a great filmmaker. And then on the other end, he's got a, he's, trying to resurrect the franchise that's kind of dead, you know, that the Exorcist franchise hasn't

had a good movie maybe since the first one, you know, but the third one is really good as well. Yeah. So, so it's interesting because he's going to try to go in there and try to revive a franchise that's constantly like being bastardized, you know, it's like people pick it up and they drop the ball on it and then they just leave and it's just been happening for years and years. And so, and so people don't trust the actual franchise, but they trust the filmmaker. so I want to see what kind of what do we get out of that is it going to make money is it going to flop so it's it's going to be interesting to see is it going to be good you know so we'll see I'm excited but now I guess we're going to have to wait till like 2028 or whatever

I think it could be good but I think it it's probably going to struggle financially if I had to bet I could be completely wrong though I mean yeah that's just kind of the feeling I got looking at it and right now Well, in today's landscape, everything's going to struggle financially in the theater. I think it could go the way of how Dr. Sleep was, because I thought Dr. Sleep was really good, but that didn't, that bombed in the theaters. Yep. Yeah. And then we have the Bone Temple.

So that would be 28 years later, part two, I guess. I'm only interested to see what the fuck the jimmies have to do with anything, the little cold. That was one of the weirdest endings to a movie this year that I can't, I could recall. It's just weird. It definitely was. Yeah. Which I kind of love, but it ended on such a weird note where you like kind of have to know what's going on now. Yeah.

Parkour ninja sweatsuit wearing blonde wigs. The music even changed with that whole final scene too. It was just like what has happened. ninja polacks and then reading and then reading about the influence where the influence came the guy

he was like a TV radio personality or something and he had like multiple accounts of like sexual assault with minors oh gosh so I'm trying to figure out why would they base a whole character cult around this guy

yeah definitely the bad guy That is a damn good question That's a very, very bad dude What's up, Pete? Fuck am I walking into here? Hey, what's happening? Oh, what's up?

For the second week in a row, you look like a landspeed. What's going on here? Okay. All right, come on. Oh, man. Does our camera follows on us around the room. Hey, where does your camera follow you around? I don't know, dude.

Dude, I have no idea. It's kind of hilarious, though. There was. Oh, man. Screen share. All right. I think we got to figure it out. Okay.

Cool. Oh, not Zoom. That's not what I'm looking for. We winged it until you got here, Lance. Well, look, I finally, now I knew what Philip had just texted me about earlier. I didn't allow screen sharing. I didn't know we had to do that, so I did hit allow now, by the way. how they fucking get you

how's it going how's it going Sean good to see you man doing great I'm really happy to be on commentary I like how fellas like fuck all this

get the show on the road I'm pressing to play right now all right I'm ready ready exactly three two one we're we're running we're 15 seconds in the movie

we'll see if make sure all the audio is working jack for us too I'm not here anything. We did, Jack Frost's many years ago. Right.

Probably around this time of year. There we go. I thought that was Bill Pullman. The sheriff? Yeah, I don't know from the profile for some reason. You know what Bill Pullman looks like. Oh, no, there's no. There's no. Subtitles, you son of a bitch.

Oh, I think we can make it, right? All right, can we hear it okay? No, but it's low. It's low. It's very, very low. It's like damn low. Sorry to be that guy. Oh, no, that's good. 500 episodes in that we still can't figure this shit out, huh?

That's the fun of it. That's the fun of it. still very low yes and no volume huh yeah there's like no volume okay there we're there we go there we go

jack something about jack traveling okay I remember this is the chair from the original movie the first one oh that guy okay that's a fucking continuity

oh man at least they got to do what he going so he's talking to like a like a therapist oh he is having a therapist oh jesus okay hey Pedro but and they're listening in they're listening in

oh look that guy's time that's a hippo violation right there god that is such a hip a violation I can look at that I can feel that fuck that therapist or what it's about to lose his license no shit

it's going to be crucified because he's in on it you guys have some experience with that don't you both of you yeah both our guests tonight we needed therapy for 500 episodes 500 how much is that divided into how many years 2016 I think I remember 2016 I think right yeah 2016 all right so it's also 10 years just about getting there that's Fucking crazy. Bay, if I'm not mistaken, will be 10 years.

Wow. And the Cowboys continue to be the Cowboys. Ten years coming, and nothing ever changes. Yep. Wait a minute. I'm on the Texans bandwagon this year. Okay.

I am too, dude. The Chiefs, like, didn't do too much. I usually follow the Saints, so they look like they're getting hot now. Who knows? Maybe they've found their formula for next year. Yeah, they're doing pretty good

at fucking everybody else's playoffs up. True, true. Nice, well. Actually, don't tell me they buried Jack Frost. I don't recall. I've seen this movie before, but if they buried him,

come on. It's David Ellen. I thought it said David Ellen Greer. It said David Ellen Brooks. I would. That would be awesome. That would recognize one cast member yet. No, of course not.

Nope. And you're not going to fix it on doing with this stuff anyway. Oh, it's an American. Robby. That can't be a real name. You can't have the last name of Cromby. Oh, Scott McDonald came back. You guys can hear it now, right?

No, but I don't care. I don't care. Not really or not at all. Not at all. Not here. We did for a little while. Then all of us are good. Antifreeze.

This guy's throwing antifreeze at some sort of like Englishful. Oh, God. Is he going to bring back Jack Frost like that? What is going on? I don't know if you guys forgot, but in the first one, they killed them with a bunch of hair dryers.

Yeah, they did. I totally forgot, man. They just melted his ass. And as I was saying, there is no way they buried him, but it looks like they're trying to, like, get him out of the tomb, which is... Looks that way, yeah?

If testing is... P.H. Love fucking microwave. that's the cleanest microwave I've ever seen yeah all right so no music no nothing it's fine it's a cluster fuck

over it share computer sound oh there it is all right I don't want to blow you guys out of the water let me turn it back down before it it's okay Phil I'll take off man oh man

so man Lance, what do you have for dinner? Was it good food? Yeah, crab legs, man. They, uh, out here it. Whoa. Holy shit. That's a little too high.

A little too high now. Okay. Now, we went from zero to 150. I figured that might happen. There you go. Let's hope. Oh, man. Yeah, we can't get crawfish here in Florida,

and it was break at AJ's heart, but she's discovered snow crabs. They just put them on the truck up, I guess, up in Massachusetts and Maine and just $9.95 all the way south. All day long. Me too. I love crab. Hell yeah. It's still a lot of work for not a lot of food, but at least it's more food.

Oh, it's so good. Definitely. And it does that eat food. Uh-oh. That drink from the microwave. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What the hell is that?

Coffee with a lot of cream. It looks like oh man It's coffee what's gonna resurrect him. Let's hope that was cream. What is happening with the special effects right now? There's like Windows 5 or some shit. Oh, wow already a death and it some terrible effects. It's okay It's like frosty crystal myth I like how he has his voice before he has his body back. Well, he's singing, man. He's just water. He already has his soul.

That's his soul, Pedro, you know? Very metaphysical. This town's called snowminton. Like snowmageddon. It's a sign. It's better than goblins spelled backwards. I get okay I'll give you that Pedro I'll give you that nice Pedro what's this step-by-step dad from you know the TGIF show no it's not he does sort of look like you

know crap it was exactly a year ago that it happened I thought it was Bill Pullman Hey guys, Joe! Get out of here, you cock, fuck. That terrible sweater, whatever the fuck that was just wearing. All the red shirts are showing up right now. Yep. Is this son in this one, the one that tried to kill him in the first one, but putting an antifreeze in his cookies? I can't believe you remember the first one.

That's a very specific memory for the first one. Wow, Ryan, good job. I mean, I couldn't forget. I hated that kid since. He was the true villain. He wanted his father to stay warm, so he put anna-freeze in his Christmas cookies. Here we go.

Look. A little nice inaction. Is this a swinger's resort? Because this movie's going to get real interesting if it is. I don't know, man, but that girl was like borderline. Oh, we got the first victim right here. I was like, is she too young to be looking at? Why are we showing me this?

What's happening here? Epstein Island. Definitely was never out in the sun. Epstein Island. Oh, no. Oh, no. There it is. That is FECIMI-LIN. Oh, yeah. Apparently.

Damn, now I see what all the hubbub was about. Oh, man. I see Clinton and Trump hiding behind the, uh, never mind. Oh, shit. They're all buddies. She looks familiar. Oh, yes, she looks real familiar. Who is that?

What's so with the old man in the Chewbacca belt that he's wearing? Whatever that is. Like, what does he have there? Like, what could he possibly have in the little, like, first little man purse thing? And orders, condoms. I don't know, dollar bills. Oh, yeah. What is up with that Chewbacca?

Condoms. I get it now. You could tell that that was like a rented, like that. weeks of we rented it at the like cheap uniform store for the movie look because he's got his little like what do you what do you call like little pocket things that they put when you when you get like another rank he's got like three of them oh that's right and shit yeah he does like the pips okay well he's got like little three of them right there just kind of chilling yeah like little badges on like military badges but on his man those bag those

shirt pockets are way too low right yeah it's kind of disturbing so is this they're being weighed down by his giant penis those are maga condoms in his little no did you guys uh did you guys see the guy that got off the bus with the chicks like is he doing his is he doing his best neil patrick harris and harold and k who's there's uh there's a lady seems like it lands I don't know I was just watch cover no parent no Patrick Harrison at the other day it's been quite a bit actually do you wow yeah he's creeper yeah he's got a weird accent right yeah he's like if you guys know what I mean Anything you need

Anything you need Those people from last week's movie To All Good Night You know how they all had different accents Oh yes Definitely You had those guinea cops That were supposed to be from like New York

But they were actually like Oh What the fuck is going on here? They're stranded It looks that way, yeah. Were they in the first movie, Brian? Maybe that was a kid that was pissed up Brian in the first movie. Yeah, I'm not sure what's happening, but this is not a scene that I thought would be in a movie called Jack Frost, too.

Yeah, apparently this one has a... Oh, there's a nose, he found the nose. The only thing left is a carrot. Bill, what were you using this for? Yeah, Jack Frost and Paradise. What? The guy with the carrot looks like that one guy that always works with Gilma del Toro. What's his name?

The one that's always the monsters. Doug Jones. Doug Jones, yeah. He does like Doug Jones. Holy shit. That is Doug Jones. isn't no I can't oh okay it's like a gay version of Doug Jones he was getting real work this is the the year to the what the hell slapstick a little bit one down

one to go oh he's the one that did it okay Jack Cross did he pulled him down Jack Frost is in the water and he wants his nose is he just playing in the ocean so oh okay jack frost the whole ocean oh oh there was there's another death i was gonna say y'all sure that's not doug jones like in an early uh well no he was established way before this i don't think he would oh this is already like i was in doug jones is already well established at this point it just looks like it was made in 75 years ago holy crap i know it's crazy to think oh yeah there's a general leave this said it is Doug Jones what the oh my God Brian you're kidding I'm looking it

up on IMDV Doug Jones fuck me running sure didn't look like him all right but not Bill Pullman Brian what the fuck no I don't see Bill Coleman why was he in this and that's Doug Jones's carrot he probably he probably like knew the director all money or something hey yeah surely yeah something or maybe he got to see what he was doing around this time did he have substance use problems that's a great question it doesn't make the first time much cocaine on this set yeah I was thinking maybe more tons of alcohol I don't know that's that that's how they get the young strippers the coke oh yeah or

meth. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, that Blonger does look for me like we've seen in other stuff. Sorry, man. Florida memories, huh? Shone? Yeah. Yeah.

Too much too much creative and meth around here. Right. Oh, here comes in. Those haircuts, they wreak of year 2000. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. All we're missing us in some frosted tips. Yep.

oh oh get the fuck out of here so i guess her thing like she keeps on cock blocking him so that's her thing i guess oh yes yes she just like i guess the local cock blocker i think i would i would so want to get out of this place like a minute in if someone said that to me i would Right. There's no way. Come on. Oh, no. Captain Funn's on all the real drugs.

Look at him. Yeah. It looks like it, doesn't it? That looks like someone is tweaking. Captain Funn's on a registry somewhere. Yes, he is. I would be kidding me. Man, I would be in my room already.

Fuck all this shit. No kidding. That was a nice shot. We'll give that. That was a nice shot with the moon and everything. Yeah, that's a nice shot. Okay. Not bad.

All right. Oh, who messes the wife? They are on Epstein Island. But the wives are there, though. We had the cock blocker lady and then the other lady. They're just, they just went to bed. I mean, that has to be the wife, right? Because if that's not the wife, then who's the fuck out?

Fair enough. There's a Lauren Patrick Duffy on the right and the left. I don't know. who was already a low renter reynolds by the way oh good point chishay hey oh man almost married somebody's about to get oh so he's gonna he's gonna get married okay okay okay here comes jack frost is it is it is Jackie fully form I think oh that's already been that okay

how are we splitting them up well I say we let them choose no forget that oh that's fair right What have we here are we going to get a Shannon Elizabeth seeing like the first movie? I don't think so looks like it now It seems like every time you have like women at on the beach like this are always just horny and just I'm saying like they're only in the movies we watched right? They're talking about it with these dudes and oh every single movie we will watch well that's what the hot chicks do they pine over the fire

about how bad they want it so realistic dibs on Ben she's like I'm talking about penis I'm gonna go get some and of course one's gonna go get killed what is that blueberries or charcoal charcoal charcoal what's that what oh whoa jack cross is going in for the kill right away no doubt doesn't even have a body yet he's already already what the fuck where do this giant anvil come from that was pretty funny he made it out of him yeah his ice an ice anvil his icicles weren't doing anything so he Said fuck it. He said oh fuck it. Okay. I'm out of practice And then like yeah, these two these two other chicks

Like hmm Like they said that with those rocks up with that fire pit come on that bullshit. Right? It's like too perfect I'm like y'all. Hey, baby, whoa. Whoa, oh This is actually going to be pretty good if they have this many kills this early in the movie, right? Yeah. Potentially, yeah. They got a whole island they can knock off, right?

There's this airhead. Come on, guys. She seems pretty enough to make it to the end, though. You think? Does she look like a final girl? Like a wholesome. She's not smart enough. No, but I haven't seen anybody else, period.

True. Winter. That's who he is. The spirit of winter. You know what? Much like Doug Jones, I do think this is the guy from scream that's doing this voice. Could be.

No, I think it is. I think that's the same guy. It sounds, yeah, it does say shit. Oh, shit. That was good. I think Pedro's on to something. Yeah, three good kills, one right after the other. Patrick Duffie asleep.

Oh, no, that's his wife, the other. Oh, get the fuck out of my bad, dude. He better get it good. Oh, no. Are you kidding me? No, jumping in my fucking bad, dude. Yeah. Oh, shit.

What is going on? Captain Fun, you are about to get an ass-wopened. Exactly. Look, you see his... Guys, look at his nuts. That'd be hilarious, huh? It's AK. That's an AK TV.

Lance, what will you do if you went to the Epcot Center and saw them and had to deal with a guy like that all day? I'd move along to the next exhibit. I wouldn't do that shit. Oh, this is the lady that's cock-blocking him. Oh, no. But are they like an I love I love Lucy for 1950? Why are their bets like that?

It looks that way, right? Like his fiance? Or I don't know? She looks like she would rather be in the company of other women, to be honest with you. Yeah. And maybe, you know. That's fair. That's fair.

I could see that, Pedro. Let's see. There's a Chubaca guy. I still want to know what he has to. That little strap thing he has on. Is he going on safari or something? Yeah, he looks like he just jumped off of the set of Jumagi. Could be.

Maybe he escaped from like the local asylum or something, that's going to be revealed later on. That would be, I think, a little too much thinking on the writer's part. It's like an M-N-N-Shammed-Dang-Dang movie, right? Remember that M-N-N-Sheveling-Dat movie? Yes. You're giving the writer-te-money-old. much credit the old people broke out of the asylum and they they pretend of those kids

parents for the whole movie oh the visit oh yeah look at this guy he doesn't belong there he broke out of the asylum look at these socks yeah he's the same bad he's got compression socks for his blood pressure wait a minute they're just seen they're just like is this midsum r all of a sudden or what? How about your room service bill is on us and you were, you never saw the thing. It's up. That guy looks like he's the frontman and a...

From the offspring. He's a frontman from the offspring. Is that him? It probably is. I mean, he only showed up. They gave him all the cocaine and alcohol. They wanted... Look, the crazy old man is like no selling.

There's a body there. He just doesn't care. Not so fast. Scary dudes already here. Oh. Uh-oh. That's Nez probably knows who that is

I have no idea who that is 10 on 10 that's how you'll say right now It's Jack Frost 2 10 on 10 Hell of good Mour nonsense These are just Midsamar guys

Oh he took it with the eyeballs Still Okay so this is Okay so now we know the tone of this movie Yeah Oh for sure nothing serious yes nothing to see here move along move along because i don't think i don't think the first one is this

like this silly i think the first one's a little more serious yeah yeah well as much as you could be with a you know snowman killer like i said man i wish nes was here so he could tell us what he thinks about it but can't have everything i guess is it all glitchy on your guys is then Uh-oh, there's a tie-in. There's always a critic. No, he said there was... It's pretty glitchy.

Last year, he was... He's looking for agent manners, but he said, no, you must be mistaken. I'm manners, the head of security for the island. And they have the same shirt. But last year, there was a snowman, and then he was like,

what are you talking about you, son of a bitch? Okay. And now the same shirt. We've got us a coconut. How far are you into this? Too far. Like half an hour. Too far.

Too late to turn back. I'll put it that way. There's no free beer. I know. I may have to go reload the whiskey. I feel like that. little Chewbacca thinks he it is going to pay off later it has to he can't just be worried that got to yeah he's got something in there in the show at this point at least

something like this gets out before you know it the whole face just full the accident if nothing else what year was this 2000 you you know you know you would have marked out for nes we saw a doug jones right now he's he was in this movie who Doug jones you know the guy that works with gilmo del torro He's got to work. He's got to work. He's always playing some sort of creature, you know, that guy. Yep.

He does the convention rounds. I'm surprised you don't can't really remember who he is. He's been in like a million things at this point on like the horror and sci-fi and stuff. Doug Jones, right? Yeah. Mother victims at my resort. Wow. I've trained for this my whole life.

You know who they should have hired for this? Chewbacabucca belt. You know what they should have hired that I would the I patch has Gary Busey ran all over him I thought that was Gary Bucci for a minute like when I just sat down and I was like Holy shit that was Gary Bucy what the fuck have you seen Gary Bucy lately yes yes he is very old and very much insane his mental health has significantly decline in a rapid manner yeah why do why don't his handlers like why do they let him go on like Instagram with those dirty

ass baseball hats. That's my question. That's part of his image, man. That's his schick. It has to be schick, right? I knew it. Gary Busey has been popping him in my algorithm and I do get a kick out of him. He's been giving us his top three Christmas songs, his top three like Christmas

like dinners, and he has that dirty ass hat all the time. Yes, that's right. That's funny. He looks like to crime out of a fucking sewer. Yeah. That dude does look like

Garibusi. Holy shit. But it's got to be shit, like you said. Lance, he's got... I can't see anybody like allowing him to do that. All part of it, right? Yeah, like a persona. That makes sense.

He's still crazy. There's a lady that appreciates the company of other ladies looking at. Maybe, allegedly. We don't know that. That's okay. To each his own.

That haircut tells me, know that. Jesus Christ, Petro. It's going to be a long night. Hey, Captain Fun. If anybody ever finds this, it's AI. It's AI doing my voice. Is it AI?

Okay. That's a cool thing about AI. We could always blame AI for everything now. If we get in trouble, it's true. is that the guy from beans baxter the guy of the captain is it i think it might be i think it might be he's been the star of the show so far i'm drunken go daddy go daddy go daddy go daddy go daddy go daddy go baby oh wow okay they're gonna charge him for the whole

bottle that's what i would be thinking of the security guy with one eye I like how they introduce his throwaway character just to kill them like two minutes. I like that. I like that. I definitely respect you. Yeah. Where is this one taking place? Somewhere in the Bahamas.

Epstein Island. We determined it was Epstein Island. What is the snow? We actually have a snowboard. That's a good question. Maybe that's a cocaine board. If you have cocaine with her, that's technically snow. Ireland, someone tell me I'm not a genius.

There's the frosted tips, Philip. Oh, okay. The year's a thousand haircuts are all complete. Yeah. Did you hear that? Are you sure that there's no snakes here? Nothing poisonous, you're good. Look and it's before all the...

The Botox and lip injections. But still a porn star. I thought this was Sable from WWE back in the day. Like Sable a little bit. It was Brock Lesnarro, kick all our asses. She's definitely done some sex work. I don't know, man. Oh, they wanted to be the ice to melt her down.

It's so cold. Oh, here we go. There we go. So has Jack Frost right there in her brawl. Right. Lance's favorite scene. Rubbing on me. Hey, I don't mind a butter face.

Wow, they're all in on this. they are all in good camera work yeah great camera work yeah oh one more thank

ice coffee ice coffee good idea this this send of a talk of her is going to get snatched up by A24 any day now or neon

yeah I like I like how she just needed a piece of ice to rub it on the nose it Right? Sure. Why not? You fix it here.

You can't be all nicely nice to me and expect me to forget how you just threw me away. But that's so nice. Jack Price holding a grudge. Okay, okay, okay. I forgive you, doll. Oh, I forgive you. Oh, I forgive you. Come on.

Something needs to happen. I got to go. This is rough, right? Well, you miss three good kills, Danz. And she swellows. She didn't spin. That was into that. The Freed Kruger scar, we get it.

R.R.R. did sit and standing right there watching her. Oh, shit. Very nice. That was decapitated. Because he exploded inside of her. Yeah, it's a pun. Hello, that's already developed even though it wasn't that kind of camera.

Oh, I was about to say he didn't have a Polaroid. No, he didn't. Archery. I love their archery. Hey, shut up, anyway. It's all, it's archery, it's all unregulated, huh? It's like nobody's there to... Very unregulated, yeah.

Who's? Alright, Klu, I just popped in for a minute. I got planes coming down, so... Alright, man. All right, nice. All right, cool. Take care. Brian, hit me up later. All right.

It ain't a classic, is it? I don't blame Nez. He saw his out and he took it. Like, nope, I got blains. There's that one lady with the haircut. Oh, they do have targets. Look at that. Yeah, but they don't have no one to show them.

Like, they could hurt somebody. The sections for experience archers. She'll protect you, don't worry. Look at that. She's not even aiming. I know. I was thinking the same thing. Oh, that's Gary Busey again.

Oh, look at that song. Glass is over his eyepatch. That's fantastic. He wear his sunglasses. I feel like this one, Sheriff, what do you want, manners? Not here. The Wall of might have ears. I'll meet you in reception.

I feel like this guy, maybe he was like a victim of Jack Frost in the first one. That's why he has the eye patch. Yeah, they said he was something like agent, something or other. Like he was, they, they called him out for knowing what was going on or something. And then he was like, Shut up. That's not on me.

Or something along those lines. I don't remember him at all from the first one. Also, he looks like the janitor from Scrubs. He kind of does. Well, I did a little tricky doubleback across the paddle tennis courts just in case so I could throw him. That guy is stoned out of his mind. Look how high. Look at his eye.

It's red. Thing, last Christmas, I gave myself a leave of absence. Oh, they fired you. Can my ass right up. Oh, bad. I guess not too many people. He looks like that one actor. Wingshouser yeah oh it does there you that's the one now you that's perfect yeah

it does that's funny rest in peace wings this is no boo-hoo that his son Colehous that's another guy's yeah top of the little pieces not a shark attack huh there's someone I'd like you to meet oh what uh watch out for this guy oh gosh Oh, sure. Captain Fun. Was he just, like, ducked down waiting the whole time?

Apparently. He's on our side. That little performance back in the office, that was just a ruse. Gave him a little Captain Fun, captain's hat. Yeah, that's true. So I guess they're assembling the team right now to take down Jack Frost. Pretty darn good performance, if he asked me. So he's actually, like, a serious guy.

Thank you. You know, I wanted to be an actor when I first started in a bit. Captain Fun for sure is getting murdered, right? Yes, we can only help. I think they all are, except for maybe Patrick Duffy over there. Yeah, the sheriff or Wingshouser, we should say no. Remember, he was in therapy when the movie started, so he's definitely going to make it. Yeah.

Does Captain Fun have a plan already? Okay. What's the plan? me you'll love it oh what the fuck is this that was an interesting transition so it's a Halloween party all of a sudden oh oh because that's how they're gonna lure them out they decide to all just wear costumes to cheer me up yep and what if I forgot my wife's birthday or something oh yeah this would work great now it looks like an old that's Corey Feldman or right now for right now for he felt yeah no right

that's right integral to the whole plan I'm allergic to oh yeah like Sunburn on his face is that what they yeah yeah I think how the guy in the background has been there the whole movie and I think he said one word he just got screen time at least back in the bureau yeah check out the conglare inspector gadget over here inspector gadget I love that

of the bartender smoking weed rock behind him that's fantastic it's like you know what fuck it who cares we're on the island Exactly His watch all of a sudden could do that Sam's got a runner His watch all of a sudden could do that

Old habit Let's go What the hell What is how they linger on these shots because they have no story notice that that does make sense yeah there is absolutely no story no cohesion of any sort so they just linger on these little this chasing it's like what is he chasing nothing I think he's found Jack Frost maybe oh there he goes I mean at least in the first you you saw him consistently you know because yeah because it was a big old

snowman exactly like here he's like the fucking invisible man don't pick that up oh no that's a costume snowman oh oh shit my bad and he murdered somebody Fake sunburn Oh shit He dropped his carrot nose And I You know Inspector Gadget is disappointed

Oh shit He murdered the British guy Oh no The guy with the mini pockets For many condoms Oh okay He's not He's drinking

He's drinking scotch To break some alcohol Yep there you go Concussion and alcohol I thought Frost did this now man Would be a quite nice that costume for this time of you he got in the chin

if they have the ice pack on his head he too that's a good point an ice pack too I'm so sorry Colonel Colonel now we know why he's got the pips

okay but are they real that's a question probably not I like your escape from a mental institution theory Ooh, that's a good one. That's the worst looking sunburn ever.

He's probably like, because of his mental illness, he's probably not even British. Oh, true. Oh, that's a good point. Oh, I love that. He has like a... A fugue state. A fugue state. There's Winghauser again.

That would be my accent If I ever turned out for a show Would it be? Yeah Oh, blimey, mate Yeah It'd be like a Dawson's Creek or some shit

What I don't say sir How do you do? You couldn't Because Jack Frost is dead He was dead before He came back again No no sweetie He's not

He's not dead No it hasn't Nothing has happened Very soap opera is seen here Yeah Way too much right with the music

and he's tearing us apart nobody ever found his body you're tearing us apart look at the acting on his face he looks constipated that's kind of what I was thinking is that acting or you have that poor man some a modium.

Poor guy. He's like, all right, I'm going to go try to take a shit. Couldn't get any tears out. Oh, poor guy. It's not one of those actors. They can cry on on cue, clearly. Is this Jack Falls, P.O.V. here? I don't know what I'm P-O-Ving, too.

he's still just like mist or ice or like I could never sleep like that. That's like, no, that doesn't work for me. He looks like someone who's dead personally. He looks like a guy that would sleep in those long PJs with like a little candlestick. Pool this way. I've heard a disturbance downstairs.

I thought it might be Santa Claus. She's going to decide. to go for a swim at 3 in the morning. Why not? Just to show us her shit. Who is this girl? Have we even seen her before? He'll be dead in two minutes.

Who cares? Jesus Christ, dude. Why be so picky? Billups worried about a story at this point. Who wants character development. Oh, there we go. There we go. There's her development.

She's not just some chick. She's a non-even chick. They are uneven. Her surgeon, fuck. One's a little bigger than the other one. One's pointing up, one's pointing down, Brian. They're cross-sighted. Looks fine to me.

There's no story to this movie. We're watching. There's no story. Nope. That's okay. They even down the water. This, Pedro, this is like those movies I used to rent on the weekends at the video rental place, the videotapes, where it was just little vignettes.

Just vignettes. of like soft core porn oh now now he's fully formed so he could actually like now he's in a freezer to death I know she hasn't she hasn't noticed any of that I didn't even notice the water's gotten cold no nothing she's like next thing She's just sealed in within ice. Come on, she could try a little harder than that. Exactly. The water's not frozen when she's trying to take a breath.

I know. Oh, this is so bad. It's like a piece of plexiglass they put over the top of the pool, I think. There you go. This is the big reveal. give you the big hero shot of the movie we finally see him damn you is we're in the Freddy Krueger scarf they took him that one chick ah now this is much more my style you know what I feel like a cold one that's a good line but I don't think he's I don't think he's on a

drink them because he can't right oh wow okay this guy's like a like a X-Men mutant at this point that's kind of what I was thinking yes for one beer he was able to freeze the entire little area there did we miss something did he did he get more powers in the laboratory in the beginning what's that did he get more powers in the laboratory let just assume he did right is you tucking him in And to all a good night. Why is he killing people in the first place? Because he's evil. He's Jack Frost.

He's pissed. He's a serial killer. Oh yeah, he gets a kick out of it, right? Yeah. That's the sociopath. Oh. Dun, dun, done. Done.

Wow, that's a really crappy resort. Yeah, Motel 6 Resort. Good Lord. Great observation. Sean. A really shitty collar. It's door bathroom. Fuck.

Athlete foot and everything, huh? So now the big thing is he got it to snow here when it was supposed to be like this resort. Yeah. That's pretty great. Yeah. So he's escalating. Gotcha.

Okay. I'm having that dream again. No, that's not a dream. We've all been. there I think cocaine withdrawal endless winters and I just think one thought endless wins yeah I need for you to see this yeah just come back to what Kevin bugged out quick didn't he why has nobody kicked his ass great question but but see I think

they know like this is all this is not to make Jack Frost so they know that that's him doing that and they're just kind of playing along I think what the actual fuck it's like New Orleans music or something yeah so everyone's okay with being in a

Caribbean resort that suddenly snowed in like what the fuck look at how close they have to do the shots though because they can only afford so much snow good observation And then there's a crazy old man now with his onesie. Philip was right. He's got one of those onesies from the Old West.

Back flap opens out. Yes, I was thinking of that, too, Brian. He's got your butt flap. Jack Frost, you see? Jack Frost, you see? Man, I'm gonna get sick. Hopefully has no shoes on. Temperature dropped, 84 degrees in just 12 hours.

Where do you get this stuff? Discovery Channel. Marcy Darcy from Marywood, I see it now. Why is he keep on calling me a chicken? I see it. it now this is a movie that's a

this is a some alcohol or other substances or all of the above maybe or all of the above yeah for sure for sure Watch this on mushrooms or something good board. Oh, I don't know about that. It would be bad. There's no coming back from that.

Yeah, that's true. That's true. Cool. I think. Oh. Dude, my beer's warm. The snowman pissed in his beer. I think I think we saw these two guys in that Woodstock 99 documentary that came out.

Were they? Were these those guys? No, all these youngsters look like these guys. Right. Because this came out in 2000. That was a great documentary, by the way. It's in that time period. Do you think I'm stupid?

My tongue will stick. I'll pour the warm beer down the pole and you'll get cold. I hope he licks it. Look, the joke is right there. He's literally right there. He better link the pulse on this stuff. We all know that's coming. Come on, Pedro.

There you go. They're not going to leave that low-hanging free. That was, yeah. Bro, I did it, bro. Bro. You got help me out, bro. Oh, bummer. Dumb and dumber joke.

Oh, my gosh. Bill Pullman you got a beer in your hand dumbass oh yeah I got him now come my gosh bummer bro yeah this night sting a big bro it's it's little is literally like a suit it is oh shit that was good not bad that is not what I expect good to happen that's that's what a mark out for that that guy they have to be building that guy out for a big kill he can't be that annoying without a payoff he's gonna be the hero he's the only one that live you know what i gotta give them credit though because they use like an old

as dude instead of using like a girl as like the one that's going through all this shit right does any other slasher movie would use like a young girl that's kind of having these visions and that's true oh shit oh look at that there we go on off with this snowball holy crap wow that's the most fantastic camera I've ever seen from a snow ball now now do you believe me that's gonna say oh here comes that Very nice. Whoa.

Scooby-Doo. What a cartoon this is. What a cartoon this is. Oh my gosh. Not to the wall. They even have the bomb sound effect. Gary Busey's been asleep the whole time ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I'm looking what is wrong with everyone jack boss is not here oh marcy I really I hope she dies I really can't wait for her today yeah same should happen so captain fun and Marcy Darcy we're waiting for that

kill list to catch up to them kind of come on hurry up oh the big scene the big acting scene for this guy this is concentrated she does a big Marcy doesn't wear it around my neck concentrated an antifreeze my regular water huh are you ready to scream you wasted it nice there's a I feel like there should have been a lap track right now after all that no doubt oh shit he's right behind me is he's right behind me he should have said that that was what was missing from this Miss me?

Oh, remember how sweet of you. Wee. What the hell? Is it like a big assner one gun? He's got like a big ass nerve gun or something. With a little laser. agent manners from last year he got a lot of pewter what the hell is he doing here it doesn't matter did you see what direction they still don't believe him see

i know she it was jack i told you i felt it all the law how the hell did he get here he's like first class marlo b don't know but you saw with your own eyes hey Mars, he's still skeptic. Had nothing to do with it, now let's get inside. That's like a bomb shelter there. It's not a resort. Is it? Like this isolated, like, bomb shelter community or some shit.

I want to know what a government agent is doing here. Not a government agent anymore. I'm retired to this island. Oh, come off it. It's true, Marla. He's been here for months. But Jack's here, not because of him because of me. Oh, come on, Sam.

We don't even know. is jack frost no marl it's probably some other walking talking snowman that everybody's talking about what she didn't have no answer that's a good comeback you can bring all this stuff in your luggage yeah it looks like more than three ounces yeah that looks like three nine eleven oh it is i guess Seems like a bottle of antifreeze is a big red flag. Maybe. Yeah.

Like, I'm not sure what you could do with it, but I imagine it's something. Concentrated anti-freeze or whatever. Oh, the hero. Oh, he does have a scope on his pistol. I know. It is the dumbest-looking 50-cent plastic lasers. This big-ass gun. And it's not even like,

80s anymore this is like the year 2000 there's no excuse for that oh now he's got a an actual super soaker yeah why not why not clear there was literally no one out there well there's two of them don't don't worry I'll be safe is this really the time for that wow yeah yeah yeah it's ridiculous yeah yeah i know good luck thank you no you didn't pack any food in your supplies so if you find yourself in the kitchen i thought you might at least this movie knows what it is pedro yeah oh i mean i'm i'm it's not the worst we will see they even had a the food joke in the kitchen there at the end or i'll give me a little credit for that

It wasn't funny, but it was a good attempt. Oh, no, that's a cool shot right there. You guys just got through some of the Hollywood movies. And some of these... True. True. Like, the Gullies movies could be pretty bad, the later ones. Oh, yeah.

Or the first one, really, when you think about it, that was not that good. I actually am enjoying the later versions of the Gullies movies. Yeah, Phillips, all up, all up in it. I think you guys are done, though. I think four was the last one. Yeah, we're doing the last Critters movie as a commentary. Oh, I love the critters.

Oh, that whole series. How did Sam know Jack is here? This whole time? Is that a paint scraper? Yep. Shake someone with it. What are we doing with the paint scraper? Well, and it has some stuff on it already.

What is that? I don't even want to guess. God, God, Lord. In the middle of nowhere. That's like a gun son of face. Old school computers, man. couple of Hawaiian dolls on the computer were monitors that big just

but I guess it was 25 years ago yeah in 2000 they were still pretty big like that okay yeah were they those look like 90s computers they do look a little more 90s ask well it was 2000 so it was yeah they're enough so it's still kind of 90s yeah is that black guy still hanging in there

He's my favorite He's my favorite character by a lot He's been knocked out He's been stabbed He's still around I like the old British guy Yeah This guy's been through shit

But he still has his his sweater tied up like that He's also made of That's good point Fuck I'm sorry, that's, that's usually the place where people start laughing on me. Okay, okay. Well, now, Jack, he can freeze and unfreeze himself at will. He can turn himself into water and come right underneath the door.

So what we've got to do is find anything we can to seal up the cracks. We've got to make it as airtight as possible. That's impossible. They're okay. They're okay. They're hold up in the room with a couple of gallons of antifreeze. It's the only thing that'll stop him. We need to collect as much of it as possible.

Okay. This is a tropical island, for God's sake. Please have been it. I'm sure they have cars. Yeah, exactly. That made no sense. Do he always have that accent? That's literally, I think that's the most of the first line.

I think that was his first line in the entire movie. I think it must be the worst. I haven't heard. I don't think he's the worst to make an ass yet I've ever heard. We got Kofi Kingston over here. If they had a white dude do it. Coffee Kingston. It might have sounded better.

Oh, my, welcome to Jamaica, man. Cool runnings. We're watching cool runnings right now or what? Cool running. I love that movie. love that movie I haven't seen that movie forever but it's fantastic potato potato flakes oh my gosh what are the potato flakes flakes were to soak it up what is going on right now brian oh that's what they use in movies is fake snow oh okay so they're trying to trick

is it really oh i get it now yes but how do they not know that he's not watching them like he could be like water so he's probably like a puddle somewhere and watching no doubt yeah we're over thinking this at this point yeah yeah we definitely are the jamaican guy just said his first lines in the entire movie and i'm here trying to put some logic into all this he's in the jamaican guy's bladder Wings, Wings, Bucce. Yes, he is. Fuck.

I want to see that he thinks he's in. I like how they're totally unprotected, but they're supposed to be saving there. I don't know, because just because they have antiquet. We know what a beer company provided funding or alcohol or something for this movie, right? Yep. That's expensive beer, too. Mm-hmm.

I hate the cheap stuff. Asahi. Just a thought. how you doing sheriff so far they just have walkie-talkies all of a sudden like dollars to walkie-talkies kids well they get the super sokers so why not right resort bathroom there he is see see Hey, how's it going, Sam?

Let this out. So, what are we doing? Waiting. What was the original story? He was like a serial killer that got turned into a snowman somehow? Yeah, there was like a corrosive agent that like... Okay. And a tanker that wrecked and then hit him.

when he's being transported to death row I think and then yeah there it is a oh they got him they got him that's that's a melting I'm out they start laughing right now they didn't get him there's no way way too good at this you know I'm getting way too much practice but he's all scar now see he's all scarred they hurt him a little bit he's all runny he's all runny Why isn't it working? Because I'm all. New and improved.

Get back, everyone. What's a matter, Sammy? All our ideas. That should kill you. The enemy should kill you. When we explain to you the inherent dangers of unregulated genetic experimentation, you see? You see, you... Excuse me.

I've swallowed more than I thought. Oh, oh. Somebody get me a pepto. I'm out of here. What? What the fuck just happened? That was too easy. No, he's essentially said that because he's a,

I guess he mutated, he could get through this shit. He was. Okay. I guess I was actually listening to a monologue, and then he just, like, he just took off. Puked the ball and jumped out. Yeah.

So now they're going to research the ball. Well, like Gremlin style, and you'll... This fucking lady. Can you please kill her already? I can't believe. She's the final girl, Philip. There's this guy with his Terminator, his T-800 gun. That's right.

There's a laser on a fucking... Oh, my gosh. Got the laser on the Super Soaker? Oh, fucking hell. I would totally do that I have a laser on a BD gun did you really I do is it accurate

does it improve the accuracy surprisingly well it's also fully automatic it's awesome oh wow I think we're gonna see the end of the line for all Gary Busey here I don't guess not

you think what now it'll run through 30 BDs in about a half a second but holy crap it's cool it sounds like fun it does sound like fun

Philip's the one who told us about the salt guns to get rid of the mosquitoes and flies and stuff I've seen commercials for those I've got a CO2 powered one that will kill cockroaches it's awesome oh my crap that's cool honey you're rambling you're rambling it's way too late in this movie for there to be this many people still alive yeah I don't kidding How and why? Is it an egg? They just trusted, like they just grabbed it and took it inside.

It's hatching. Yep, it's hatching. It's a little baby. Smiley face. And it's adorable. Cuteest little thing. Oh yeah, regular sweetheart. Don't get too close.

Yes, get close. Yeah, please do. Oh, my God. What's happening? Did you just see Mom? He said Dadda. All right, well, he's dead. Oh, my gosh.

This is like alien Earth or something. Oh, there we go. He's dead. He's definitely dead. Oh, fucking throw it. You fuck up everything that you touch. Except the penis. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

There you go. Hey, man. Oh, my gosh. Look at that C.G. I. Holy crap, Batman. Well, it was 25 years ago. Yeah.

That was. fantastic. But anytime you look at like 90s or early 2000 now you can't include

right you know shit movies like this yeah but anytime you look at like

late 90s early 2000s era cgii think about when Jurassic art came out

and how that's true that looked yes true true so you can't give it a break

then yeah we should see it's all about the context like spawn that one looks horrible spawns pretty rough yeah oh i haven't watched spawn in forever

i'm afraid to there's there's a reason for that they're like how are we going to torture this little thing i guess it has already already murdered one of their friends so captain fun is gone yeah thank goodness i know he was a little much so now are we supposed to do that he just spread a bunch of like little snowmen around now

I don't know maybe he's pooping him out oh looks that way they're gonna take his other eye I was gonna say he's gonna blow this he wasn't a blob that shed with all the minute but I don't think they have the budget for that that what that's where CGI fire comes in handy and that would be because they're vicious little killers great to make a list

Things that would have been useful to know five minutes ago. I really want to see the movies that he thinks he's in. Oh, dude, you're outnumbered. Just give up. Oh, it took his fingers. Oh, nice. Now it's a critter's movie. Yes, it is. Holy fuck.

They did that big-ass critter, though. Okay. No budget? Okay, that's why you get. Damn, they got them good. Yeah. They made a snow cone. There goes manor. I was thinking of snow cone, too.

That's funny. Oh, look, I made a waffle. made a waffle. So there's things, they're just, you can't kill them. Nope. That's just, that's just one. This is just one that's given them all. Anyone have any idea where he was headed.

I just kind of ran off, but I don't know about you people, but I'm going to lock a man here and wait for the supply ship. This guy is killing that. It's terrible. It's so culturally insensitive. It's okay. I got some relatives from the island, man. We need to find containers, containers with lids that close tightly, jars,

bottle, anything that we can trap these little creeps in. saving the day oh okay huh what am i looking at so she's gonna she's gonna go take like scoop them all one by one like turds pasta as a bullet bell those are uh little little corn top things yeah yeah oh corny corn holders No, no, basic combat strategy. When you're outnumbered, your best plan is to confuse the enemy. Oh, like that he's got a purple heart now. Literally.

There's this Shibaka thing at. It doesn't pay off. No, he's switched over. Now he's got a blue sash. Which looks pretty slick. I'll give him credit. Oh my gosh. It is like Grimlins.

It's Grimlins. so literally we're no longer we're no longer doing with jack frost some of this movie took a turn it's not about jack frost anymore nope they're doing like conga line look yep it's a straight rip off but all the shit they've been through they think that they could just scoop them up right he has one jar with her yeah they fed jack frost after midnight that's what happened for the plastic shovel Yeah, they have, they're abusing sand, I think. Beer.

It just said beer on it. But now we're in Gremlin's territory. They say, eat a sandwich. What in the world is going on? The Jamaican guy. Is that a bowl? That's a big-ass walk. That is.

It's a bowl man. This is like a Panda Express walk. It's the walk that I use for me jerk chicken. That's a chalbain bowl. Yeah, exactly. I got it from the China, man. Oh, shit. Okay, we're going downhill here.

This is a parent. podcast. They can't tell the shit. Yeah, that's true. Satire. It is satire. The opinions expressed are our own. Kiss our ass. He was

building the railroads and I traded him some of my ganja. This guy's going to suckle. He's going to suckle with the vacuum. But what's it? Is it like battery powered? Like, fuck. It has a long-ass cord. Oh, now as I turn to home alone where it's going to step on it.

He's going to eat his face. Okay, okay, I'll see. You dodged it. That's like having a Christmas tree and a cat. He didn't even have it. He didn't even untangle it. You didn't even have it plugged in? What are you doing? You didn't even have it plugged in bun.

Wow. Fuck. Is that like a fire alarm case that he has on his head? A colander, man. Make the pasta, right? Oh, yeah. That's a pasta one, okay. The other than the kitchen.

It's a for pasta. We always will just keep going downhill here. Yeah, much well, the movie is. What is that, how is all that shit? He has, I'm gonna save on, like, it's aluminum. I'm saying, I don't know, decked out and like what? I don't get it. I'm like your knees and elbows.

He just has a little bit of foil on. Oh, no, la, little, look, here it goes, here goes, here goes. He locked it up. I like how they have all these superpowers, but they can get out of a plastic container. They can eat human flesh but can't get out of plastic. There's fucking Whiston Churchill over here. I've found the safari in the bamboo. We will never surrender.

We will fight in the ice, the snow, and we will never surrender. Look how thick that bamboo is. Are we in Vietnam all of a sudden? Like, what's this happened here? What's the shit? What is this? What is this house all of a sudden? Plant that shit one time and it just doesn't stop growing.

That is true. And he talks to it. When you do it. Don't kill the old man. I like him. That's a little as like plastic cusset. container for that big old thing. Hey, bro.

Well, I've far too many of them. I've been overpowered. There you did. It did try. There we go. This is it for this guy. There's a punk rocker. Now, this is really grim. Right. That's the, that's the spike one. Here's his lady. Or straight. You know what? Whatever happened to all these people is her fault because this is her plan she wanted to just she just wanted to scoop them up yeah well we already know Marcy Darcy is gonna be the final girl so

what I have where she come from exactly who is this girl now what is your name my real name is Amanda my friends they like to call me Amanda I am gonna get you out of here I want to know what they call her kitchen it's her stripper named chastity oh jeez oh shit where all these people come from great great question you're just extras cockroaches turn on the lights at 3 a.m. Well they're in the motel six so you know what this is like very grimmons Little tea, Grimlins, huh? Yep.

Why did it explode? What just happened? Also, she figured it out. Now she knows, okay. Pour alcohol on it? Is that what it is? Hey, Von. It's my Jamaican rum.

You can say. You called it, Philip. It is a Jamaica room. I love the duct tape handle, you know, strap around her chin. I love how he still has his sweater, like, around his neck like that. This guy was like the main act, like the lead guy in this movie, like 10 minutes ago. Sure. And it's just, he's just like irrelevant.

now yeah ago when Sam's blood got into the antifreeze well that's when they linked up well maybe when that happened who's fucking Sam where are those people that came out of the underneath the bar just I guess they all died right the grimmis the Grimmons got them all I guess they're not gonna make rum We make a Dacriman. A banana. Where'd the red come from? That's delicious.

Why isn't they chewing it off with their... That's still Jack Frost. Remember, there's some Jack Frosty in a day, so... That seems like not the most efficient way to open a banana. Not really. Organic foods. What the hell? They're probably expensive as fuck then.

Yeah, no doubt. Yeah. Yeah, that's nasty. So the banana thing is gonna kill him. I guess. Is it the banana or is it the rum or the banana rum? I have no idea. So it's the banana because apparently Sam, whoever the fuck that is, was allergic to bananas. Oh, actually the anti-freeze from the first one that was killing him. It was Sam's blood. Oh, he evolved from that. Okay. Okay. I don't know. Bill explained it that that was you got more than me still doesn't make sense the way I explained it but that that's what they said yeah wow you got way more of understanding than I did

because I can't I can't imagine that Sam was allergic to any grease but it but and then but then there's like this montage is supposed to be like an ejaculating joke over and over is that what it was and it feels like it Oh, I call it my banana explosion. Yeah, you got two face over here. He's gonna flip a coin right now. You're at the death scene. Oh, yeah.

Oh, no, here comes that. Jack Frost finally, he's gonna be pissed now. Coming soon, Jack Frost 3. three look what they did to you they messed with my babies killed my boy oh my gosh yes what the fuck is going on what is what the fuck is going on what the file like do something already there he goes oh no he's dead let me poke you with my epstein island this carrot in the edge of the pictures getting uncomfortable he's crying is crying oh blueberry blueberry eye now he's crying they fuck with jack boys now he's mad uh-oh even though he's the one that put them in danger

Well You thought the movie was over Yeah, I've thought that seven times now Mm-hmm Oh, my So What do we do with this? How long is this movie?

Three and a half hours This is like Avatar, Philip I didn't I didn't I see it's pretty Quite surprising Thankfully, Lance is not in that place where you have to walk for 45 minutes from the parking of the picture. That's right. That's right. Disney Springs.

Which is something I'm still having a hard time believing, but I'll take your word for it. Wait, next time you visit, I'll take you out there. Oh, shit. No, our favorite guy, no. Oh, they got him. Oh, no. Well, at least he wasn't the first. Those cool runnings is gone.

gone. Sean. Oh boy. And this bitch is still alive. I know why she's just our luck, right? Don't feed them after midnight, right?

Why are they cleaning up? I don't know, Brian. I don't know. Those are the same like little tongues that the lady got her eyeballs. I promise to love

That seems like that was like Days ago, huh? When that girl got her eyeballs Taken out by the tongues Or whatever the fuck Yes Days ago It seems like Doug Jones

Was like three days ago Right Three movies ago, right? Oh I now pronounce She's totally fucking dead Okay All right

I'll give you that one Wow I just have to make a turn Oh, I'm looking for the bitch who killed my family Right Yeah Yeah

She just have to make a turn Oh shit That's this is pretty cool right here Like a good effect, right? Like nightmare and down street kind of vibe Right? Yeah Or uh

It welcome to dairy vibes in the grocery store We just need some pickles now. I'll never compare that greatest to this movie. No, I have some issues with the welcome to dairy thing. They're not very... They're not very specific on the rules. They change, huh? Yeah.

Like, did the thing in the grocery store actually happen? No, I think there are hallucinations. Yeah. but then sometimes it's like it's real yeah there's an aftermath right like with damage left behind and stuff I didn't get that one oh suck on this holy crap this area clean oh ha ha well see he was a hero look at all that phone destroyed his wife destroyed that kitchen they couldn't keep this area clean I don't think she's in there buddy he didn't check that spot

because she's got those dish dish washing gloves on there they go use that sweater for something he's not he still doesn't untie though he fought a way to wipe her face with the things still on but they were laughing their ass off during that scene my gosh there's the kind of movie you take when you're having like IRS problems or some shit is it it's a money laundering scheme no doubt yeah the budget not another million not another island is that it all right what what what happened with marsy marcy whoa whoa look godzira oh my god

God's a little span span isn't it got to be yeah they're even using the very racist dubbing sure they are I had trade in my walk to a Jamaica man I look for it now oh oh no that's what they said okay well we know why was the carrot so big Maybe because they're supposed to be small people? I don't know. The Japanese, we are very small. Wow. Oh, man.

Well, I'm glad we finally got this show going, huh? Yeah, but it wasn't the worst movie. We've seen worse. Oh, no. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. And we'll see worse. Brian, what do we have coming up in January?

Do we have anything yet that we can get a sneak peek? what to expect like maybe this year's night swim or something uh off the top of my head i can't tell you i'm still working the schedule out i think we have i mean off the top of my head we have 28 years later the next one's coming up in january i think january yeah it's late

and then um scream is in february so that's that's already but they always have that one horror movie like the studio doesn't believe in right that they always throw in January. Sure. Usually Blumhouse has one of those or two of those. Or three of those. When is that

Mithregan offshoot coming? What was it called? The one that got shelved. Oh, I guess it's not. Okay. Who does Blumhouse have their streaming? Oh, they have it with Universal, right? So maybe they just throw it on Universal on Peacock.

Yeah. One of these days. are we going to do the trivia now philip oh no that was it we already did the oh we did that okay well pedro paedre oh shan thanks for stopping by guys we had like a good hour of a show before you even got here yeah we did i know and we winged it too it was it was it was it was all off-the-cuff stuff it was yeah you may have to delete some stuff in the middle we'll be okay we'll be okay i don't think it was a lot of that spots it was just just trying to like figure it out yeah

So, anyways. In January, we got that movie Primate with the killer eight. Oh, cool. All right. 28 weeks later, or 28 years later, like Pedro said, and return to Silent Hill. Nice. Sounds solid. Until January rolls around, and then we're back into the shit. Next week, it's Anaconda, right?

The original and the remake. I'm excited about that. I'm not watched the final trailer. trailer. They spoil a cameo. Oh, really? Oh, okay. So, Jay-Lo? Oh, I did, yeah. I tell people not to watch the trailer. I saw that pop up on TV, and I was like, I kind of wish I hadn't known that.

Yeah. I hate when they do that shit. But maybe there's more. And you guys don't have anybody booked for next week, right? No. So, because I'm going to watch it on Christmas, so I'll probably come back with you guys. I'm going to watch, yeah, both of them really. cool maybe well depending on what we decide to do with best and worse maybe you can have your

your list ready okay and then you guys could share yours early next month i guess sure whatever brine sets up for us usually usually about that time but uh shod what are you up to these days man you work in every time we have a commentary i know i love doing commentaries I'm always, you know, I try to be free as much as I can. I switched, like I was telling everyone, I switched from working a normal mental health job to now. I've got my own private practice trying to build it. Nice. I get a lot of time at home with my kiddos, so if nothing else, I got that.

That's perfect. Yeah, I know there's a lot of headaches, but you can't beat that. That's price of. Yes, and I got a three-year-old and a 16-month-old plus teenager. Oh, wow. Yeah, definitely. The teenagers make me want to pull my hair out, but the, you know, You got the whole gamut. I do.

Yeah, that's the whole spectrum. They're all in the range range. Yeah, I do. I have a shotgun. But, yeah, they keep me busy and then, you know, work and trying to come on and, you know, just have some fun with you guys.

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