The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #517: The Mummy (1959) & Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026)

Episode Date: April 24, 2026

Brian and Nez takeover the show this week and bring you old school as well the new school take on a classic horror icon. First from the Hammer Films collection The Mummy from 1959 and the new Lee Cron...in film The Mummy. Plus a little Wrestling Returns talk, Comic movie talk and all the regular THR segments. Podcast Spotlight shines on the Til Death Do We Pod. No listener feed back this week, we'll catch up with that next episode.  Links below to everything dealing with the THR Network as well as Sk8er Nez Podcast Network. Thanks for tuning in! The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR X: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= THR Threads: https://www.threads.net/@thehorrorreturns?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== THR YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@thehorrorreturnspodcast3277 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-horror-returns Music By: Steve Carleton Of The Geekz Hit up E Society on Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/ESocietyPodcast/ Check out our ESP Spotify feed: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/esoc Mac Nez Podcast on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jot3LglMA0EuGTUikXejq?si=21b39da4784e4528 E Society YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A E Society and Mac-Nez t-shirts Tee Public: http://tee.pub/lic/9ko9r4p5uvE X: E Society Podcast: https://x.com/esocietypod The Zissiou: https://x.com/TheoZissou Instagram: E Society: https://www.instagram.com/esocietypod/ Mac Nez Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/macnez/ The Zissiou: https://www.instagram.com/thezissou/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@esocietypod

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Starting point is 00:00:10 Jin's victims, for those of you who delight and dread, who fantasize about fear, who glorify gore, welcome, you have found the place where the horror returns. Listeners beware, this podcast contains major plot spoilers. and the foulest of language. Join us in celebrating the old and the new, the best and the worst in horror. Welcome back, everybody, to a brand new episode of The Horror Returns. This is in Lance. It's your host, Brian, for the first time ever.
Starting point is 00:01:06 Phil is not with us. They have family obligations, so I lit up the bat signal and sent out a sent the signal out to my boy Nez, what's up, man? Yo, what is up, everyone? If you listen to Brian and I,
Starting point is 00:01:23 it's the same show, different title. We're going to do what we usually do on this show, so just sit back and listen to us blab about this and that. But other than that, man,
Starting point is 00:01:40 I'm good. Movies. work and these damn grandkids man oh well when we talk about with the new movie I'll bring them up again
Starting point is 00:01:52 but all right man we do this the regular way or yeah cool the week what you got oh man
Starting point is 00:02:02 I'm trying to think I was watching a bunch of stuff old things really um I started rewatching the Goldbergs that TV
Starting point is 00:02:13 series and it's funny I've seen the maybe the first couple seasons is just never finished it and I forgot one of the one of the one of the cast passed away yeah pops yeah George Siegel I mean I know he passed but in the show I don't know they just kind of at the end of a couple episodes, they just say, we'll miss you or something like that, and they're just showing pictures of them. Yeah, it becomes a storyline. Okay, eventually?
Starting point is 00:02:55 Yeah. All right, okay. So I figured that was coming because I was like, I mean, I knew he had passed, but then I was like, weak when they started showing that stuff. Yeah, he doesn't just disappear on the show. Okay. They address it and it becomes a storyline for her. A couple of the characters.
Starting point is 00:03:16 All right, good. Because I was like, man, they better bring him up. He was like one of my favorite characters. Oh, um, just this morning, you know, this, yeah, this morning when I was driving, uh, my wife and, uh, my son had some eye appointments this morning. So when we were driving to Reno, uh, I was listening to, uh, Howard Stern show. Uh, some of you may love him, some of you may hate him. But, uh, I've been a Howard Stern fan forever.
Starting point is 00:03:42 He had Nathan Lang. on his show. I guess Nathan Lane is doing a Broadway show of I think his death of a salesman in New York and I love Nathan Lane. He's he's an amazing actor. I did a rewatch of the modern family and he was a character on that So every time he popped up in that I just made me smile I loved of course the Timon and the Lion King. I love that uh the bird cage probably my favorite film is uh that movie for the producers which is based off a broadway show that he had done with um matthew broadrick and i don't know a bunch of other things he always pops up into but uh nathan lane seems like a cool guy um i know you're not a musical
Starting point is 00:04:36 guy but have you ever been to like a like a stage play or anything Probably when I was younger for like a school field trip or something. I can't remember. I've been to a Broadway show in New York. And then I went to pretty much the same show in Reno. I went seeing Jersey Boys on Broadway. And I love that show. I love the Four Seasons, Frankie Valley in Four Seasons.
Starting point is 00:05:11 And that whole story was cool. But to see it on stage. on what they do, the whole production and everything. I think that's cool. So that's the only show I've ever seen, New York and then when it came to Reno. It was pretty much the exact same show, but I would love to go to New York again. I really don't know the story of death of a salesman,
Starting point is 00:05:33 but I hear it's a classic Broadway show. And if Nathan Lane's in it, I would love to see him do it. Because he was saying he does it like eight times, week I guess two shows a day not eight days in a row I think it just breaks it all up but I'm like god damn that's that's a lot I mean to do an early matinee show then do a show in the evening and then take a day off and then do it all over again and I'm sure he's he's up there in age I think he said he's in the 70s let me see how old is Nathan Lane he is
Starting point is 00:06:14 is 70. Yeah. That's crazy. I mean, good for him, though, man. He's done a lot of things. Oh,
Starting point is 00:06:21 that other movie, Mouse Hunt. I liked him in that. I hadn't seen that in a while. I should have. Remember when he popped up in Austin Powers? Oh,
Starting point is 00:06:31 that's right. I think it was that the second? No. Yeah, the third one. No, the gold member? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Yeah. I haven't seen those movies in a while. Some break those out. but yeah it was it was cool listening to to him just talk about his uh film career and his broadway stuff and then when he was talking about robin williams i was like oh man i met robin williams once super duper nice guy i mean just i wish he was still with us but uh i was just like man i mean in the bird cage is probably my favorite film in nathan lans he's hilarious
Starting point is 00:07:11 in that. Robin Williams, he's got too many good movies. He's done a lot. I think at one point, have we never covered a what was that crazy one? On our photo.
Starting point is 00:07:27 Yeah. We haven't done that, have we? Mm-mm. Is that screaming? Streaming anywhere? Let me see. One hour photo, 2002. I know I have it on DVD somewhere. doesn't look like it's streaming anywhere but to dig it out
Starting point is 00:07:46 well I also loved him in insomnia that one that was good that's probably my favorite well other than the dark night insomnia is probably my second Christopher Nolan film
Starting point is 00:07:59 that I love up in my neck of the woods does it get like that where it's daylight all the time up there or is that higher uh the way it is in that movie that's not where I'm at but during the summer
Starting point is 00:08:15 it will be mostly daylight as opposed to nighttime but not like you got to go out in the wilderness or some higher up I don't know I don't think I can handle that
Starting point is 00:08:35 I've seen a lot of documentaries where they did that and one of my friends he was up there for a while doing some work and he said that the blackout of his windows he said it was it took a while to get used to he goes but once he's
Starting point is 00:08:50 he kind of got on a sleeping schedule he said the first few nights he had to force himself to go to sleep because it was tough opening his eyes and seeing that there was still light outside I'm like damn yeah because now like the sun will rise like six in a morning
Starting point is 00:09:05 but during the winter it won't rise until like 10 10 o'clock 11 in the morning yeah damn I don't know see how I think
Starting point is 00:09:18 I'm I don't think my body and mine could handle that I mean but those of you that live up there if you guys are listening I mean may more power to you guys party but I don't know
Starting point is 00:09:29 never been in Alaska I would love to go up there someday my wife always wanted to go she went up there once for school and she wanted to always wanted to go back but yeah I think that Nathan
Starting point is 00:09:40 listen to Nathan Lane there's an interview on Howard Stern. Probably the coolest thing I did this week. Because just watching a lot of old, old stuff and things on 2B. And shout out to my girl, Rachel. She's been, you should watch this. She's watching sending me clips of all these things. And these little clips that are only like a few minutes long.
Starting point is 00:10:01 I get sucked into it. I'm like, goddamn. I need to find this and watch it. Some of our TV shows, there's a couple of them. Or like Holmore movies. So I'm going to jump on the Lanch. train and watch a couple of those. But what do you got?
Starting point is 00:10:17 I was going to start a new show on Prime called Steel starring Jack? No, steel like stealing something. Starring what's her name? Sansa Stark. Sophie Turner. Well, he got me right there.
Starting point is 00:10:38 But my internet went out. So I had to break out some Blu-rays. And my daughter wanted to watch because she never seen Andrew Garfield's The Amazing Spider-Man 1 and 2. What? I don't even know the last time I'd seen those. Yeah, I haven't. I told her I haven't watched these Blu-Rays of this Amazing Spider-Man since I bought it. The first one's decent, but the second one is garbage.
Starting point is 00:11:11 with um electoral yeah I don't know what they were doing with him or Lance's boy Dane de Hawn as Green Goblin Ugh
Starting point is 00:11:23 Nothing against Andrew Garfield I thought he To me I liked him better than Toby McGuire But I mean Toby McGuire Those three movies are what they are Sam Ramey's films
Starting point is 00:11:36 I mean they're not the greatest But with this whole whole multiverse deal. I'm like, all right, that's cool. There's reasons why these movies are the way they are.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Because that last Spider-Man movie, was it was it No Way Home? Was that the one? How they went all three of the Spider-Man, Peter Parker's or whatever, we're all together when they were figuring stuff. I was like, dude, that this, other than that was fucking amazing that they did that.
Starting point is 00:12:08 I mean, nowhere on my bingo card, whether they was going to have the three of them together. I was, that movie, out of, well, I've teared up on a lot of those MCU movies, but that, in that film, when all three of them in Spider-Man costumes came flying, when they were, that big fight at the end, when all of them were just fighting and flying, that one scene, when they all flew towards the camera, I was like, oh my God, I couldn't believe it. But, yeah, I haven't seen those amazing Spider-Man movies in a while.
Starting point is 00:12:38 I'm not to dig those out. I just recently watched a Spider-Man 3. I don't care what anyone says. That scene when Toby McGuire or Peter Parker is the evil Peter is dancing down the street. That's trash. Tofer Grace is venom. Trash. At least, to me, it was better than.
Starting point is 00:13:04 James Franco is Harry Osborne. The New Goblin with the... the snowboard or whatever the fuck he had trash I like that venom more than the the two Tom Martin oh the three Tom well the first two Tom Hardy movies I like last dance that movie was awesome I haven't watched is that the third one yeah I haven't watched that one
Starting point is 00:13:29 might not I mean growing up reading about venom and all that I mean and then when those venom movies came out nothing against Tom Hardy. He did what he was supposed to do. But I was like, Sony, you guys are killing me with these movies. And all these other movies, I mean,
Starting point is 00:13:49 Madam Webb, Morpheus, and, uh, Raven. Craven. Craven was all right. I mean,
Starting point is 00:14:00 it was rated R. It was pretty brutal. I mean, kick ass. he did a good job, but, like, are you ever going to bring these guys into,
Starting point is 00:14:08 to fight Spider-Man at some point? All that stuff got canceled. Yeah, so. I think they're only focusing on, what you're gonna call it, into the Spider-verse. Which should have been out years ago. Because after that second one,
Starting point is 00:14:28 I think it was gonna be like a year or two, and then that third one was gonna come out. Yeah, and they're supposed to be doing an animated Venom movie too. I think with the same kind of, of animation. Well, if you're going to do that, at least make it
Starting point is 00:14:43 somewhat the venom story, not this meteor out of the sky or whatever the hell they did in Spider-Man 3, I already forgot. Oh. Came down in a meteor and got on
Starting point is 00:15:00 his little moped or whatever. He, oh. Jazz hand. Oh my gosh Sam Rami I love you but come on man
Starting point is 00:15:16 What are you doing Same thing with the other Venom movies But Toby McGrath Andrew Garfield I mean he did a good job I kind of liked him a little bit more He was too
Starting point is 00:15:29 Cool to be Peter though He didn't get me Nerd vibes on it And then the second one Gwen Stacy was like Figuring out stuff for him I was like, you're supposed to be one of the smartest characters
Starting point is 00:15:45 in the Marvel universe and you got Gwen Stacy like figuring shit out for you. Was that the one with, what's his name? Dennis Larry? Was he?
Starting point is 00:16:02 That was the first one. Was that? Okay. Yeah, he was Gwen Stacy's dad. All right. They had Academy Award winner Emma Stone was Gwen Stacy
Starting point is 00:16:19 and Academy Award winner Sally Field Aunt May I loved how Aunt May was an old lady and Spider-Man Sam Ramey Spider-Man then she was somewhat older or a little younger but still older
Starting point is 00:16:33 Sally Field and then we got Hot Marissa Tomey in the MCU I was like Yeah, it was crazy. Get younger and younger. I hear they're going to make an amazing Spider-Man 3. I'm all for it. And I don't know if Toby McGuire wants to do it again.
Starting point is 00:16:55 I don't see why not. I'm thinking they could back up that Sony truck full of money and have him do it. I heard he's an asshole in real life. That's what I keep reading. And I see all these articles and everything. I don't know. It's part of the Leo's crew. What'd they call them the pussy gang or whatever?
Starting point is 00:17:17 I'm like, man, just, you gotta be assholes. I mean, I get it, man. People hounding you and all that, but I don't know. And Jamie Fox, I don't know what the hell. They fixed it in no way home.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Yeah, but in the Amazing Spider-Man, too, I was like, what the fuck is happening here? I was juice for it I got into the panel at Comic Con and Hall H for it because we were staying at the
Starting point is 00:17:49 Hard Rock Hotel across the street and they had this big huge screen outside and they kept showing the trailer or teaser or whatever of Spider-Man 2 and I just remember looking at Jamie Foske and what the heck
Starting point is 00:18:01 that's not Magneto hashtag not my Magneto so I'm like all right but then we get to the panel and they're all in there and they show what they show. I was like, oh, okay. And then the movie comes out and I was like, what is this?
Starting point is 00:18:18 And Lance's boy, Dandahon, I don't know about that, but don't bring him back. I was glad they brought to William Defoe back. Stupid. They killed Norman Osborne within like five minutes. And you jump already into the Harry Osborne as the goblin. Who directed these?
Starting point is 00:18:43 Mark Webb. He did that, uh, was it 500 days of summer? I don't think I've seen that. The Gordon, Joseph Gordon Levitt. Oh, okay. I'm like, come on. Well, I'm just, just, stop slapping me in the face and ruining my childhood with the, I mean, again, I've said this a billion times. Good that it would, that the younger generations is getting all these commonplace.
Starting point is 00:19:16 movies but damn man they just Sony's the one that's just killing my childhood because Spider-Man is my favorite Marvel character and I'm like ah man who's who's the best Spider-Man to you Toby Andrew or
Starting point is 00:19:32 Tom out of the out of this new three yeah um Andrew Garfield I liked him the best uh I liked how he was Peter I like it was a more darker uh
Starting point is 00:19:46 character. I liked how he looked in the suit because I can't remember what it was a maybe in the 90s I can't remember with Spider-Man but whoever was drawing him they kind of really made spider in when he was in his in a spider suit look all lanky and that's how Andrew Garfield was he looked all lanky and everything so I really liked how he looked
Starting point is 00:20:10 in that and plus he had the the web shooters which I loved Not to Toby McGuire where it came out of his hands or whatever else. Yeah, I'm going to go with Tom because to me he actually made me feel like he was actually a teenager in high school. Yeah, how old was he in that first one? I think like 20-something. He was good, but I didn't like all this how Tony Stark had to come in and give him his spider suit. Yeah, that's why I'm thinking the new one's going to.
Starting point is 00:20:46 to be kind of like a soft reboot since everybody can't, doesn't remember who he is. Oh, that's right. Is his buddy and what's her name in it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:02 I saw the trail. I don't know. The only one who stick it out to me is Nacho. We finally get him. A scorpion. Yeah, about fucking time, man. You teased me with the first movie,
Starting point is 00:21:11 then you give me two other ones and he's not in it. I mean, I liked all three of the movies. I mean, I liked all three of the movies. I mean, when Bubble Boy showed up as Mysterio. I was like, what? Really? But I thought he did a good job.
Starting point is 00:21:22 I thought he was awesome. And then to bring back, what's his name, as Jay Jonah Jamison, which he's Jay Jonah Jameson. That's an actor's name. J.K. Rawlings?
Starting point is 00:21:36 No. No, that's Harry Potter. Harry Potter chick. J.K. Simmons? Yeah, yeah. He's Jay Jonah Jameson. So I thought that was pretty sweet. they brought him back.
Starting point is 00:21:48 He's Burns Schillinger to me from Oz. Oh, that's right. He wasn't that. But, I mean, I... Just make it good. I mean, I like that Sony's at least part of... Partnering up with Marvel Studios. But...
Starting point is 00:22:11 Come on, Disney, man. Just give him that money. Give him a few billion here and take the Spider-Man character. all everything in the Spider-verse along with it. So they can at least give us somewhat decent movie. Stop making these
Starting point is 00:22:25 other movies just to keep the property. But when we get the trailers, we'll talk about another one. And I'm kind of like, I don't know. We'll see. We'll see where that goes. We'll see what James Gunn does. I'm not James Gunn.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Is he? No, no, no. I'm thinking there's something else. James Gunn? That's a DC, huh? Yeah, okay. There's something else coming to Marvel, unless it's rumors. I can't remember what it was. I get all my comic book movies mixed up.
Starting point is 00:23:00 But I don't know. Again, what? There's what? The eight Spider-Man movies, live action, plus the him involvement and all the other things, but the Spider-Man movies alone, the three Tobies, two Andrew, and three,
Starting point is 00:23:19 Tom's, I mean, they're good. But my grandson's, well, that's not Spider-Man. Because they only know Tom Holland. And then when I show them the earlier ones, I went, who's he? I want, that's Spider-Man. And I'm like, okay. And then we're watching the Amazing Spider-Man one time.
Starting point is 00:23:40 I was just showing him clips. And they were like, who's he? I said, that's Spider-Man. You should have, you haven't shown him no way home? Um, I've shown them all the newer. They know Tom Holland as Spider-Man. They know all that. But I said, you want to see the real Spider-Man.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Check out Spider-Man 77 with the real Peter Parker and Spider-Man. Nicholas Hammond. That's Spider-Man, everyone. He's the OG. Unless you want to go to Electric Company, Spider-Man, but we never knew who that guy was. Did you ever watch any of those old school 70s?
Starting point is 00:24:22 Spider-Man? When I was a kid. They're terrible. I mean, but that's what we had in the late 70s. I mean, we, there was minimal comic book stuff.
Starting point is 00:24:36 We had the old Superman, black and white, then it went to color. Batman 66. The real Batman, Adam West, rest in peace. Those I used to watch. The old school Batman. and that old school Superman show. Yeah, those.
Starting point is 00:24:52 I mean, that's as much as comics we had. Then Spider-Man came out. Then The Incredible Hulk with the Friggs and Bill Bigsby. I was like, wow, our comic book characters are coming alive. And then there was like nothing for years and years and years. So that was what we got. I think 89 when Tim Burton's Batman came out. and we got Batman, live action Batman movie.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Well, other than... Your favorite Batman? No. The first Batman movie was with Adam West. There was a movie with Adam West. Yeah, Batman, the movie. It's goofy. But that was the first Batman movie.
Starting point is 00:25:36 So, but... That guy had shark repellent on his bat belt. He had Robin throw it down. Send down the bat shark repellent. What was it? I was at an indigenous comic con, Alwood Kirkie, and some guy brought it,
Starting point is 00:25:53 he had his Batmobile. He had it in. I was in there early when they were bringing everything in and he rolled in with the Batmobile. And I was like, oh my God! It blew my mind.
Starting point is 00:26:03 He set it all up and I was over there talking to him. I got to sit in it too. I was like, damn, man. Adam West and Bert Ward must have been small or super skinny because I was like,
Starting point is 00:26:13 no way. I can roll top speed and that thing. But anyway, and the Batmobile, and then he opened up the trunk, and I had all the bat gadgets and the shark, the bat shark repellent he had in there. I was like, oh my God, I said, is this?
Starting point is 00:26:28 He goes, he made it. But I was like, that's good enough. When's the Batman, too, coming out? Next year? Did they finish it or did they even start filming it? I think they just started filming it. What did you think of that one? I liked it.
Starting point is 00:26:50 I did two. It was dark. Got into his, he was in his detective mode in that one. I liked Paul Dano as the riddler. The worst actor in Hollywood? Come on, Quentin. Leave that man alone. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:27:14 But I dug it. I like what's her name is Cowell Woman. She was sexy. Zoe Crivitz? Yeah Was she in those Mad Max movies?
Starting point is 00:27:25 She's in the first one. First one? What was I watch? Oh, I'll have to find that video good. It was a video where it, they explained that the Max
Starting point is 00:27:39 that's in Mad Max Free Road isn't the Mel Gibson, Mel Gibson Max, Rock of Tans. Yeah. They were saying it was that little defernal kid from Road Warrior. They said that was him.
Starting point is 00:27:57 Because they said he didn't really say his name. I have to rewatch the movie. I haven't seen it in a while. They were saying that they didn't say his name was Max until I guess close to the end. Yeah. When he's the driving back. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:12 So I was like, if that's true, okay. I can accept that. Isn't Mel Gibson have a cameo like he's in the crowd or something? Dude, I don't know. I left the theater mad watching that movie. Movie was awesome. Theo loves it, man. I just, I was like, hashtag not my Max Rockatansky, but if that was true, which I don't think,
Starting point is 00:28:40 what's his name, the director said it was, I'm like, okay, I can, I can roll with that. If that's the frontal kid and he took on the character as Max, then, all right, I can live with it. But I was just like, no. I don't know. I just couldn't do it. I was excited for it. But I was like, no, because we get the interceptor right in the beginning and then they destroy it again.
Starting point is 00:29:09 I was like, that shit blew up in Road Warrior two movies ago. It fixed it. they said in the comics I was like that some little dudes got the car fixed it all up
Starting point is 00:29:26 and gave it back to them I was like yeah the one kids from the Thunderdome the ones that were waiting for Captain Walker
Starting point is 00:29:38 yeah no no I mean I'm an old grouch everyone I don't give a fuck but No.
Starting point is 00:29:46 That fucking, that shit blew up in Road Warrior. No, they didn't fix it. Anyway, well, I guess we'll have to tackle Fury Road again. Yeah, because I got to rewatch, what was it, Furiosa? I like that one a little more. I was a little bored, and I think it was the runtime. Yeah, man. It was like almost three hours.
Starting point is 00:30:18 What's his name was the All-Star, Thor? Oh, Chris Hensler? He was awesome in that movie. I need to re-watch that one, too. I just saw it one time in the theater. And I didn't even want to see it because I hated Fury Road that much. But how did we get into all this?
Starting point is 00:30:38 Where are we now? Well, let's get into some horror headlines. All right. Let's see. Hard Eyes 2 gets a February 11th, 2028 release date. Hard Eyes 2. Did you like the first one? Yeah, I thought it was fun.
Starting point is 00:31:03 It was a fun slasher. It wasn't like the best movie of the year. I've said this before. It seemed like it was a like a Valentine romance movie. And then they just threw in a kid. killer in it and I liked how the killer looked I really loved the mask I thought that was sweet
Starting point is 00:31:25 but it was just like this there's too much love love storyline in this movie and I get it it was set during Valentine's Day and all that but I was sitting there my son was sitting there he was like what's going on I'm like I don't know
Starting point is 00:31:43 I'll have to rewatch it is it streaming anywhere I'm sure it is. Netflix. Netflix, yeah. I'll watch it again. Let's see. What else do we have?
Starting point is 00:31:59 Wait a minute. Oh, that was him. Mason Gooding, he was in a screen. Barely in the new one. Wasn't that Jamie Kennedy's sister's kid? Yeah, one of the twins. Heather Matarad. That was their mom.
Starting point is 00:32:20 I like them in that, not this last one, the one before that, when they had a little, little bigger of a part. Yeah, I think, I said it in our review. I think they were underused because I think they were trying to, they had them in to say, hey, remember New York? But we're not going to really talk about it. Yeah. Let's see. You've seen the trailer for that New York.
Starting point is 00:32:49 movie coming out, Obsession. Obsession? Where the guy makes a wish to be in love with that girl, and she's like... Oh, I just recently seen that. Yeah, the director, Curry Barker, is going to direct the new Texas Chainsaw Masker movie for A-24.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Another one? Yeah, so I've got to clarify, because before I did the news of a few, like a month ago they said Glenn Powell and J.T.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Molnar were attached to do it. But apparently they're doing the series that A24 is doing. So A24 is doing a Texas Chainsaw Masker series and a movie. Do we need it?
Starting point is 00:33:46 And apparently they're not going to be remakes. How many different ways that we can tell this fucking story. What we got? What's there? Six movies? I think. More than that, isn't it? Let me see.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Texas Chainsaw, one, two. Oh, there's shit. There's a hell of them. Three. Six. Ten. Next generation. We need to do that one for 31. Which one? The Matthew McConaughey one.
Starting point is 00:34:23 I'll do it again. I think it was last year I did my whole retrospective on all of them. No wait, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. There's nine of them. I don't know who put this All-American Massacre in there. We might have to... What's that other show we do? Frightful reflections.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Do commentary. Yeah, we might have to do that. I'm down. Because that movie is fucking wacky as hell. I got two Academy Award winners in that one. I think I read one of them tried to get it stopped from coming out because they waited until like one of them was super big.
Starting point is 00:35:11 I think it was Renee Zellwinger. I think she did. But both of them recently now start to talk about it. Because before it was like, yeah, they just, they wouldn't. I saw an interview with a, Renee Zellweger and she brought it up because I don't know
Starting point is 00:35:27 they were talking about some movies and she goes oh well when I did this horror movie and da-da-da-da-da they showed a clip from it
Starting point is 00:35:34 and she goes yeah me and Matthew McConaughey I was like oh my God and yeah he was on something and he was talking
Starting point is 00:35:41 about it too he was like hey man I was young I needed work and I did it that's good day talk about it they ain't weird
Starting point is 00:35:47 like what's his name Morbius he don't want to talk about he doesn't talk about urban legend he i seen an interview where the guy asked him a question and he was like i don't know what you're talking about and he was like urban legend you were in it he was like i wasn't in that movie was he one of the main i've seen that movie yeah he's like the main
Starting point is 00:36:13 to lead girls like love interests all i remember was robert england and uh chucky uh uh Brad Durf For his little quick cameo On the beginning Oh man Did you like that last Texas chance off The Netflix one?
Starting point is 00:36:35 Yeah, I thought it was fine I did too I liked it It was pretty bloody It made its point And the way it ended I'm like oh cool We can get another one
Starting point is 00:36:44 But apparently not I think people got hung up on it Because how old he was supposed to be Yeah It was uh direct sequel from the 74 one but yeah you should have been an old old man
Starting point is 00:36:59 let's see uh world war z two is officially in the works of paramount I think it's been like yeah since 2013 okay Brad Pitt in it he would I hope so
Starting point is 00:37:17 because the thing if I remember it kind of left it on a cliffhanger he was still separated from his family and they were trying to kick his family off that ship. No, he showed up at the end. He did? Yeah, they were on that island. They went to some island or somewhere.
Starting point is 00:37:36 And he came up on a boat, and they were already on shore. And he came running up, and then it was over. I like my version better. My favorite scene in that was, that part in Israel when they came over the wall and it just all hell broke loose
Starting point is 00:38:01 but the shot that I loved it was right after that one soldier got bit and they ran outside when they were trying to get to that helicopter and got too low to the ground and all those zombies jumped on it and then it was just war
Starting point is 00:38:17 they crawled in and they attacked the pilot and they're I'm pretty sure it was CGI But the helicopter was all over the place And those zombies were just hanging on And some were falling off And then it just... I thought that was awesome.
Starting point is 00:38:32 That movie took me a few times to like it. Because the first one I saw it, I was like, huh, okay. And my son was sitting there. He goes, that was not like the book. I was like, I'm not a reader. So I was like, damn. So I was like, all right, once it came out,
Starting point is 00:38:49 I bought it and washed it over. all the times I just happened to throw it on and have something on in the background I watched it over and over and I like that movie I remember it was years ago there was a teaser for it everyone thought it was real
Starting point is 00:39:09 but it was somebody made it was supposed to be World War Z-2 and some kind of fungus that was making the infected people go wild it looked cool but I've never It just, it was fake and it never became anything. But I'm ready for it.
Starting point is 00:39:30 I'll go see it. Let's see. Violin Knight 2 has cast Mrs. Claus. And it would be Kristen Bell. Hmm. We did that one, didn't we? Yeah. What's his name still in it?
Starting point is 00:39:52 Yeah. I think in this one, he's not Santa Claus no more. to make I read something he's working as a mall Santa Claus now Wasn't he like a Viking or something like that? Yeah, like something The Red, I can't remember
Starting point is 00:40:12 what his name was. Red Guardian. He is Red Guardian. You watch that show from on MGM Plus? No, I've been wanting to. People have been telling watch it, watch it, I haven't... Yeah, I've seen the first season. and a half of the second. It's really good.
Starting point is 00:40:33 It's renewed for a fifth and final season. Does that many seasons? Yeah. Shit. We did Fat Man too, didn't we? Yeah, we did that one on action. For Mel Gibson. That one was hell of good, too. I don't have to rewants that one. Oh, Christmas, bloody Christmas. I didn't like that one. You didn't like that one?
Starting point is 00:40:59 No. Was that the robot Santa? yeah I did like it I'll have to watch Fat Man again I haven't seen that I think the last time I saw it is when we did it and that first came out yeah that's all I'm seeing for news
Starting point is 00:41:15 unless you got something I don't know I don't know I guess what do you go on bloody disgusting or you're just going bloody disgusting Fangoria Daily Dead's pretty good Hmm. They will kill you.
Starting point is 00:41:38 Did you guys do that one? Yeah. That was more action, if anything. Well, we kind of talked about it on the last episode. Yeah. Because Lance didn't watch it when he was supposed to. What's Disclosure Day? It's a new Spielberg, alien, UFO, movie.
Starting point is 00:42:01 Close Encounters, too. That's what some people call it. And from when I'm Reading I guess he said Nothing from the third act Has been in none of the trailers What? So the third act's gonna be all the surprise.
Starting point is 00:42:19 Ah, well He Steven Spilger hasn't let me down. I mean His movies are good for what they are. I didn't like the trailer though. I'm just hoping that he's listening
Starting point is 00:42:35 and doesn't put the whole movie in the trailer because everything seems to be doing that and it just pisses out. We were talking about Faces of Death on East Society and I was talking about the trailer was on and that whole fucking movie was in the trailer. I was like, God damn! They showed hell of parts,
Starting point is 00:42:56 all the good parts in the trailer. I don't know. I want to go see that again before the Yankee out of the theater. but I think it is down to one showing now. What's this? I Am Legend 2 news. Didn't he die?
Starting point is 00:43:14 That was the alternate ending. Oh, that's right. He somehow got that SUV over the Hudson and he was on shore. Yeah, I Am Legend 2, not locksdown director, Stephen Capel, Jr. Because they blew up all the bridges and the tunnels that went to Manhattan.
Starting point is 00:43:42 But somehow he got that the little SUV he was driving around in over to the other side. Well, maybe he had a boat. I don't know if I'm just overthinking it. But what was the last Will Smith movie? Didn't everyone, doesn't anyone hate him now?
Starting point is 00:44:01 Wasn't that one where he was a slave? It was like an Apple movie. Was that, uh, before or after the slap? I think it was after. I can't tell you the last Will Smith. No, the last Will Smith movie I watched was that last bad boys.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Yeah, I saw that. And when was that Gemini Man or whatever? When did that one come out? Oh, a few years ago. Was that after or before? Before. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:41 I want to say that was other than bad, but I think Gemini Man was the last one I've seen. Highlander remake promises brutal action and more sword play. Why not? I'll see it. It's got a good cast.
Starting point is 00:45:04 It's got Henry Cavill, Batista, former world champion Drew McIntyre. What's that guy's name? I always say his name. I always say his name around. Daman Hansu from Amistad.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Movies was there. One, two, three, four, five, six. Highlander movies? Yeah, seven, unless these are TV shows. Seven, eight? I think those are just TV shows. TV movies. So I only remember the Highlander and the Highlander to the Quickening.
Starting point is 00:45:49 yeah i only seen the first three that was it i kind of tuned out after that because uh christopher lambert that's um that's the highlander mccloud i haven't seen those movies forever i'm going to have to dust off the first one you get to that episode in the goldbergs no oh wait i think i think i did when they had the highlander club yeah yeah it could be only one in that one cool kid that always listens to rush. Oh, they got the ponytail. Yeah, made his own Islander club.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Oh, man. That's what I love about the Goldbergs. It's just all 80s. And I love how it goes, back in 1980-something. But the 80s in that show, their timelines all over the place. Yeah, that's why they always said 1980-something, because he can't
Starting point is 00:46:50 remember exactly. It was weird seeing him in Pete movie cussing. I haven't seen that yet. I want to see it. Isn't Dustin in that too? Yeah, they're both like dropping F-bombs and...
Starting point is 00:47:06 Is Adam have glasses? I don't like when he doesn't have glasses. No, and you can see that I kind of... Is it really? Yeah. Okay. Because I know in the show, he goes I kind of lazy eye, he takes his glasses off and it goes all crazy.
Starting point is 00:47:23 It's not as bad as on the show, but you and kind of see it kind of wanting to wander. All right. I'll check it. I've been wanting to see it. I need to watch it before we record our next E Society because I kept seeing ads for it. I should see it because I need to watch that, that Hulk
Starting point is 00:47:44 Hogan show. What's her names in it? Becky. Becky. It's from the movie Becky. Oh. I don't know her name, but I don't know what I were talking about. I didn't like the second one. Lulu Wilson. I like that second one. They're doing a third one.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Third one. Supposed to wrap up story and hopefully explain what that fucking key does. After we watch, the first one I did like, that was kind of rough seeing Kevin James play that role, but... He did a good job, though.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Yeah, it was still good. Little too good. All right. Let's get into the trailer park. All right. Let's jump into this one you wanted to do, Night of the Living Dead, 2026 remake. Yeah, hold on really quick. Let me pull something up on it.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Based on the original film, Night of the Living Dead, that's the synopsis on I and D.B. Let me see. A new low-budget remake of Night of Living, Dead is scheduled for 2026, directed by Christopher Ray and starring Vivica A. Fox. Vivica, I love you. I love
Starting point is 00:49:04 you to death. I wanted to do your face. It looks. Again, do what you want to your body, but I just, it's tough to look at her sometimes.
Starting point is 00:49:21 Migo Hughes, he's in it. Robert Carradine, I heard this is one of the last things he found. Oh, really? And Scott Fargus from Toy Story and RVD Rob Van Damme, he's in this.
Starting point is 00:49:40 Yeah, when he popped up, I was like, R.V. Oh, man. What did you think of this trailer? I mean, it didn't look completely bad. But it looks like this is the same fucking story.
Starting point is 00:50:02 It's just they swapped out, uh, what's his name for Viveka A Fox. Ben? Yeah. Is that Dee Wallace? I think it was. The effects look cool. And, uh, Barbara, if that's her, it looks like her. Is this still like public domain, like we can make another living dead movie?
Starting point is 00:50:29 We sure can make one. I mean, I've seen just about all the Night, Night of Living Dead movies, the animated ones, this one, and that one, the 3D ones, and even the stupid one when they added footage to the original George Romero one. That one was terrible. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:50:58 but oh there he is Robert Carrey rest in peace I again I'll see it I mean I've seen all the other ones
Starting point is 00:51:11 I'm sure it's just as goofy as the other ones this is not theater is it oh hell no he's going straight to something either VOD or screen box or
Starting point is 00:51:27 one of those ones and Vivica, I know you got to work. Hey, do your thing. And RBD as well. Yeah, they got twins now. Oh, man. I hope you guys left milk and cookies out
Starting point is 00:51:45 for RVD the other night. 420 Eve. But when's this come out? Looking it up right now. Doesn't say. Yeah. It doesn't. Came out to 26 in Russia.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Why don't we get it? That's the sorority shark attack. See, he pulled these crazy movies and more craziness popped out. There's another night of living dead. I don't see. I guess it's pre-production. A group of strangers must survive an onslaught of the undead that lasts through the night, all while trying to get along as they wait.
Starting point is 00:52:34 for help to arrive. Directed by Joshua Lee Faser. Rise again. I did remake. A reanimated classic of the new. All right. See, anyone can make one. If you got the money, go for it.
Starting point is 00:52:58 Just make it decent. Because I think the last one I bought was the one was Sid Haig, the Night of Living Dead 3D. I've never seen that one. It's not very good. I was at Comic-Con and I was talking to Sid Haig, rest and peace. And he was the one that told me, yeah, I'm in the new Night of Living Dead movie. And it's in 3D and he had a picture.
Starting point is 00:53:25 And then you put on your 3D glasses and look at it. It was just him standing there. I don't remember the scene. But what the hell is this? Night of Living Dead Darkness dawned He came out in 2015 You can rent it for $1.99 on Prime
Starting point is 00:53:42 Is this animated? It is. I think I've seen that one. It says Dark as Dawn, but then on the poster It says Night of Living Dead Or origins. Yeah, I did see that one.
Starting point is 00:54:00 That was the title of it, the origin one. It's like, um CGI Yeah, it's not that good I'm sure it's better than all the other ones that are out there
Starting point is 00:54:14 well it's got Daniel Harris and late and great Tony Todd rest in peace Bill Mosley uh Sydney Portier
Starting point is 00:54:24 or Tamila Portier is that his daughter I think that was the one from death proof Jungle Julia Yeah, that is her.
Starting point is 00:54:37 Tom Seisborne, rest in peace. Joseph Pantilino, rest in peace. And there's hell of fools in this. I'll have to find this one. I'm not red in the dollar 99. Yeah, I'm a cheap skate, but I'll find it. All right. So Night of Living Dead, 20, 26?
Starting point is 00:54:58 Is that when this is good? Yeah. We'll see it when it comes out, everyone. I'm going to come back on here and let you know how it is. Yeah. What are we got next? DC's Clay Face It's just a teaser
Starting point is 00:55:12 But Are you familiar with the character? Only from the animated series Um It looks okay Definitely leaning into the body horror Yeah And I heard it's going to be rated R
Starting point is 00:55:29 Good Directed by James Watkins He did that movie Eden Lake and the remake to the fuck is that movie called
Starting point is 00:55:46 with James McElroy Hear no see no evil Oh yeah Is that the one when the Had that family in that house up on a hill Yeah speak no evil Speak no evil yeah Um
Starting point is 00:56:07 And it is written by Mike Flanagan Hmm I mean, it looks cool, but I'm going to wait until I see it. Because Theo's like, it's a horror movie. I'm like, ugh. This is how you get Theo into 31. Oh, he's going to have to see it because it's a comic book movie. But he didn't even see Craven.
Starting point is 00:56:32 I'm like, dude, just go see it. He didn't need to see Craven. I liked it. I saw in a theater. It made my best of list or when we do our comic book movies. Well, you definitely. get Theo on 31 because this comes out October 23rd.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Yeah, it comes out on my son Kyle's birthday. A little celebrate his birthday and watch this. Just entertain me, be good. I really don't know that much lore on Clayface, so combo bookwise, animated
Starting point is 00:57:07 series, yeah, all that's cool. But we'll we'll see. We'll see what they do. Let's see a shake shifting creature made of magical clay haunts Gotham City alternating between villain and ally of Batman. Multiple tragic figures have taken on the Clayface mantle over the years.
Starting point is 00:57:31 What kind of synopsis is that? I don't know, but is Batman in it? Which Batman? I'm going to say, judging by that scene where we get the shadow of his hand forming into a weapon, this will be in the DCEU not the Pattinson Batman and the guy that plays
Starting point is 00:57:55 him I know I've seen him and the gentleman all right that's where I seen him I'm gonna wait until I see it to cast my vote I mean it looks trailer's teaser
Starting point is 00:58:12 it looks like it's gonna be somewhat bloody CGI looks good Like that at the very end The last scene when he rubs his face Yeah So we'll see Are we can get a big old Pile of shit
Starting point is 00:58:26 Like he looks in animated stuff I don't know We'll see I know cinema con They got to see more I think they got to see a full trailer And I think I was reading Like in the trailer
Starting point is 00:58:38 They got to see like his face falls off For those of you that don't know Who Clayface is Look him up To like animated stuff from the comics and everything. Like, I want to know, are we getting that? Are we going to get this big Hulk?
Starting point is 00:58:55 Hulkie glob thing? Or are we just going to get some small little man-sized thing? So I don't know. If Batman is not in it, at least mention him. But I don't know. I don't know what they're doing in this. We'll see. but the teaser looks promising
Starting point is 00:59:20 hopefully we get a little more with the film and if it's rated are just be bloody and violent and have them rip fools apart so we'll see but when's that come out over 23rd I said it read the very end
Starting point is 00:59:37 all right I'm ready for it our final trailer well another teaser is evil dead burn from director Sebastian Venisic
Starting point is 00:59:55 he did the infest movie that I think me and Mike told you to watch. I still haven't seen it yet. There's a lot going on in this trailer. I've heard some rumors on what the synopsis is
Starting point is 01:00:13 and it's going to be something different. than the other evil dead movies. I think the people that read from this book are doing it on purpose. Is this in the Evil Dead Rise timeline? Yeah. I think it's all canon.
Starting point is 01:00:36 Well, they made them all canon in that last movie when they said that there was multiple books. Yeah. So I was like, ah, okay, I get it. Yeah, this is going to be another book and from what I understand this group of people purposely read from the book trying to
Starting point is 01:00:54 conjure up something so are these dead ice that are running around attacking everyone looks like an action movie yeah I heard it's going to be like a whole town of dead ice not just like a building that last one was good I liked it evil dead rise because what's her name I saw her at
Starting point is 01:01:15 who was that con mad monster party and then I saw her in Vegas at Days of the Dead. Oh Alyssa Sutherland? Yeah, she was beautiful all scary looking, but without the makeup? Oh man.
Starting point is 01:01:32 There's too many people over there at her table. But I'm down for this one. This one looks like it's going to be good. Yeah. Cinema con, from what I heard from cinema con, everybody was super excited from what
Starting point is 01:01:47 they got to see. How do we get to that? Cinema con Can you just buy tickets or do you got to be invited? I think I told my daughter to look at it. And I think she said you can buy tickets. She'll make it to that one day. Sometimes that's in Vegas, right?
Starting point is 01:02:07 I think so. Hope it's not hot. Cinema con. Let me see. Well, what happened in April? Well, last week. Yeah. for the last week.
Starting point is 01:02:26 What's the weather? I know it was, I think it was like 80 degrees during WrestleMania. Yeah, I always wanted to go to Cinema Con because, like, what else happened at Cinemicon? People got to see the first 20 minutes
Starting point is 01:02:39 of the Mandalorian and Grogu. Well, it's not too hot down there, so. I don't want to see anyone. They're to me, we got our tickets to go see Mandalorian Grogu. We're doing like round
Starting point is 01:02:57 one and two on one day. Shout out to Theo. We're seeing in IMAX in San Francisco at the Metriot and then I think we're saying that like at two and then at later that evening at 6 o'clock we're going to Alamo Draf House
Starting point is 01:03:12 to see it. See, that's what I like. You guys are real Star Wars fans. You guys aren't complaining about the trailer because I heard people like this is just a super long episode
Starting point is 01:03:31 of the Mandalorian. I assume that's all it is, but like, what's wrong with that? It's Star Wars in the movie theater. Yeah. I was there from the beginning in 77. And then we had that huge gap of nothing until
Starting point is 01:03:49 the episode one came out. And then after that, and then you guys are just spoiled. Those are the complaint are spoiled because you got all these movies, you got these TV shows, you got these animated show, you got all this Star Wars shit getting shoved down your throat and you're still bitching. I'm happy that we still got Star Wars. I'm happy that my kids and my grandsons now
Starting point is 01:04:15 have Star Wars. I don't like the I don't like the people that don't watch the stuff and complain about it. I mean, don't get me wrong. Everyone, I complain about a lot of bullshit, but... But you still watch what you complain about. I'll still see it. Because you always got that thing in the back of your mind.
Starting point is 01:04:38 Like, if I see it, it could change my mind. Yeah, I mean, I'll go see it. Like, I was like I said earlier, I was happy about, oh, Mad Max again another one. Then I saw the movie and then I tore it apart. But I still went and seen it. Was I happy with those last three Star Wars movies, the trilogy? Not Solo and the other one.
Starting point is 01:05:05 I like Solo. I did too. I mean, Rogue One, which was fucking awesome. I don't care what anyone is. I got an argument with someone on Facebook about Solo. They told me Solo was the worst, not only the worst Star Wars movie, but one of the worst movies ever. And I was like, what didn't you like about it?
Starting point is 01:05:24 And he was like, oh, I didn't watch it. I just seen the trailer. One of the worst movies ever. You need to watch more movies. There's a ton of shit out there. Was it the greatest Star Wars movie? No. But it was Star Wars.
Starting point is 01:05:39 And I was happy. I was there for it. I was there. I didn't see it twice in one day. Rogue one day. It was like, as soon as I walked out at one theater, walked right across the hall and saw it again. That's how hyped I was.
Starting point is 01:05:54 for that movie. But I'm happy. I mean, Mandalorian Grogut's gonna be awesome. I don't know how long, at least two hours. And I'm excited. Will we get another season of it?
Starting point is 01:06:10 I hope so. I want another season of Boba Fett, but make him the ruthless Boba Fett that I grew up knowing. Not this super soft, sensitive Boba Fett bullshit that we got. got I didn't really care for that series, but I was happy we got it. So I'm just like, I just, I just roll with it.
Starting point is 01:06:33 I haven't watched them all yet. I'm kind of waiting until, I think, not sure if it's over, over yet, like the whole season, but I'm waiting until it's done so I can just sit down and zip through it. Theo, he can't wait. I got it week to week. And I said, I can wait. Same thing with Daredevil. I can, I'm waiting until that's over, man, just zip through it.
Starting point is 01:06:54 not finished not one Star Wars show. I've started all of them. The one that took a minute was Andor. It was good, but I knew it wasn't going to be traditional Star Wars, the Force and all that shit. I knew it wasn't going to be that.
Starting point is 01:07:15 It was a good, it was a good, uh, spy crime thing. I thought it was good. But it just, that's why I didn't like rush through. it. I mean, Mandalorian, week to week, I couldn't wait for that. Soka, awesome. Give me more.
Starting point is 01:07:32 Boba Fad, I was excited and then I was kind of like, yeah, as the season went on. But animated stuff, I'm still slowly getting through Clone Wars and all that and rebels and whatever the other ones are. But I'm excited for it. I'm ready. I mean, Star Wars in the movie theater. I'm happy. I mean, give me more. more and we'll see but yeah cinema con looks like you got to register and be be a someone come on we got millions of listeners we got the number one wrestling podcast or somebody or speaking of that episode will be out uh hopefully right after this episode drops you hear did you see brown breaker got hurt again already i guess he got hit in the on monday he got hit in the back of
Starting point is 01:08:25 head with a chair and split his shit open. Oh, he did. Did you watch Raw? I didn't see. I only saw clips. Yeah, when Seth came in and Beek hit him in the bag of the head. And I saw the fan footage of him
Starting point is 01:08:41 sitting on the up against the barricade and the ref was like a hold the towel on his head. Yeah, it was leaking. But he kept going until they went to commercial. Speaking of that, Did you see those videos of punk after the match when he was trying to walk and kept falling?
Starting point is 01:09:02 Yeah, I thought you were going to talk about the guy he slapped his phone out of his hand. No, no, not that one, but somebody filmed it. It was like the match was over and he kept trying to get up and he kept falling. I don't know if that was just K-Fabe or... I think he was selling the... Was he really tired? I think a little bit of both I'm sure he was tired
Starting point is 01:09:28 He was huffing and puffing He looked fine on Monday Yeah he did He came out talking shit Let Cody know I'm coming for that belt I'm excited for that now Wrestling was like
Starting point is 01:09:41 Okay we've seen these before But after that whole spiel At first they came out Hey no it's all right He's my buddy We're friends And fuck dude Cody
Starting point is 01:09:53 Welcome to wrestling Returns a minute. Cody Rhodes Eye. Oh, real quick, just finished trailer trailer park. Evil Dead Burns hits theaters July 10th. Okay. Wrestling returns. Fuck, dude, his eye?
Starting point is 01:10:08 I had to watch the clip again when he got kicked in the eye. I was like, okay. I mean, it connected. It's been a minute since Randy punted somebody. Was it
Starting point is 01:10:24 an accident, I'm sure it was. But dude, because I seen the video in the, in the pictures after, when his eye was just shut. But Monday, day after WrestleMania? Because that happened was Saturday night, right? When he got kicked in the head? Yeah. Yeah, so that had a whole day, almost two days. And dude, it looked, it looked worse than when he tore his, was his bicep. Is that what that was? It's pectoral. Yeah, I thought that was bad. But fuck, dude, this eye was all blood red and everything.
Starting point is 01:11:04 Even Puck was looking at and going, ooh. Because when he came out, as soon as he took his sunglasses off, I was like, holy shit. I was like, oh, man. Cody, he's an all-star. No matter how hurt he gets, he still shows up and shows out. and I'm excited. I don't know when we're getting this match. It's not going to be a backlash, is it?
Starting point is 01:11:27 Now it is I like that. Backlashes in like two weeks. Yeah, save it for SummerSlam. Let's let it, let his eye heal and let it heat up. Well, we are getting it backlash is the tribal chief and Jacob Fattu. I mean, well, who knows? Maybe the OTC will drop the belt. Some of you guys probably, what the fuck are they talking about?
Starting point is 01:12:02 He might drop the belt. Who knows? I mean, I don't think this early. He could. I don't know. I mean, he just put the bloodline back together. Does he need to hold it for another thousand days or however? He's not going to hold it that long.
Starting point is 01:12:17 I think they're working up to him and Oba. I guess. So was Brock done? Because they didn't really say. I think it's part of a story angle. I think he's going to be done. Because I just saw an article saying that he's mad at the WWE now, Brock. Isn't that what you do when you retire?
Starting point is 01:12:48 Yes. Isn't that what Goldberg did? He was done, done. He started talking shit. I was speaking to him. He's the new gym. the new gym coach and a teacher
Starting point is 01:13:02 on the Goldberg's. He's got the big whistle. This last episode or episode or so back, I'm on season eight, I believe. I think it was the
Starting point is 01:13:15 the, um, the, uh, the cat, one of the cafeteria ladies. She kept trying to get on him. She kept winging on him and touch him in the ass. He'd get,
Starting point is 01:13:26 well, knock it off. Goldberg. He almost killed Undertaker. Damn it. But, Brahm Breaker. I'm sorry,
Starting point is 01:13:36 I don't like him. He's just, he's too sloppy, man. I thought he was going to kill Seth Rollins, but he, we talked about it already on wrestling, he kind of sideswiped him
Starting point is 01:13:49 when he came running back in. We'll see. But anyway, where are we? All right. We are not going to do listener feedback, because I don't
Starting point is 01:14:01 handle those part of the notes but we are going to do podcast spotlight and shout out till death do we pod what are they on everything they are on what I know Spotify Apple podcast
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Starting point is 01:14:41 Yeah. Listen to, well, I've just been listening to, um, happy horror time. Shout out to them, uh, to Matt and Tim. I love that show. How do they get those interviews? I don't know, man. I met both of them at one of their, uh, screenings for Hell House, the, the first one. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 01:15:01 Oh, man, they were hell of cool. I mean, I love Tim. He's my favorite, but. they just interviewed I can't remember her name She was in it Jason Lives I think they said They're almost 30
Starting point is 01:15:17 Cast From Pretty much all the movies All the Friday 13 movies I'm like god damn Yeah how the fuck you I guess all you gotta do is ask You see the yes or no
Starting point is 01:15:32 But I'm like, man That's why I love that show man Because Tim He's a huge Friday 13th fan And Matt is all about Halloween But man
Starting point is 01:15:46 I mean Shout up to both of them If you guys don't listen to happy horror time Those two are hilarious But Till death do us part I'll check them out Yeah
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Starting point is 01:16:53 But What are you feature attractions now Feature attractions All right Pulling it up I Are no guys not here So I don't have
Starting point is 01:17:05 Shit pulled up Well I can do The first one For mummy Ninety-9 I'm going off IMDB. 1959, unrated, an hour and 28 minutes.
Starting point is 01:17:21 It could have been an hour, in my opinion, but monster horror, adventure, horror, okay. In 1895, British archaeologists find and open the tomb of Egyptian princess Akana, I don't know,
Starting point is 01:17:39 and an aphorious consequence. is directed by Terrence Fisher, written by Jimmy Snagster. What does a poster say? Nerve-shattering, shock. The mummy, all-new and technicolor.
Starting point is 01:18:01 Okay. Nerve-shattering shock. Was it? Hey, but this stars. Graham-off Tarkin, the late and great Peter Cushing. to me he's Dracula Count Dracula
Starting point is 01:18:18 I love Dracula Prince of Darkness Probably my favorite Dracula film But Darth Taranus Count Duku Christopher Lee Rest in peace I'm sure
Starting point is 01:18:29 A lot of these castes rest in peace Yvonne Is it Farrow? Farrox? Farrell? I think Farrow I'll go with that Eddie Brian
Starting point is 01:18:36 And a ton of other people in this film Um It was part of the the Hammer collection for you Hammer fans so but Brian what did you think of 1959 the mummy
Starting point is 01:18:50 I thought I've seen this before but when the movie started it I was realizing this is going to be a first time watch it's got a lot of legends in it Peter Cushing Christopher Lee they did their best with the makeup and the sets
Starting point is 01:19:10 and everything but as far as storyline, man, this movie was boring. That's what I said. They could stretch it out in an hour. There was too much explanation. Where was the mummy? It was the whole explanation in the middle. And he wasn't even a mummy.
Starting point is 01:19:32 He was a damn swamp monster. He looked like he had mud. Well, he came out of the mud. I don't know how he got in there. I don't remember how he got in there. But, don't get me wrong. Legends in it. Legends in this film.
Starting point is 01:19:50 Makeup, I loved it all. Costumes, set design, all of that thing. Yeah, for 1959, they did a good job. Yeah, they put their money in the effects and everything. But as far as storyline, it was all over the place. And a lot of explanation on what was this happening and backstory, which was like a half hour. I'm like, really? You didn't need to show that whole
Starting point is 01:20:15 backstory? You could have just mentioned, hit the highlights instead of showing it all. It was 1959, different, different times back then. Pretty much all white cast. I was going to say, you talk about the brown face. Yeah, they just darkened them up.
Starting point is 01:20:34 And everybody spoke English. I was kind of like, okay. but again different times back then it's not frowned upon like it is today but basically I've said this before on other shows
Starting point is 01:20:55 listen to the locals and shit won't go sideways these white guys come in hey we're gonna dig up your ancestors and the locals come in hey man I wouldn't do that if I were you shit's gonna go bad
Starting point is 01:21:10 and that day fuck you we're not going to listen to you and they do and then shit went bad i did like how uh christopher lay looked i really loved the whole mummy thing i really love this poster i think i love the poster more than the movie um the effects were good when they were shooting at them i thought that was cool they did put the uh exploding packs every time that mummy got hit with bullets something would blow up on him i thought that was cool uh when he came out of the mud when he came walking in i thought that was sweet
Starting point is 01:21:42 or when he broke into that guy's cell and killed him. There was a part in the movie where, okay, he's walking like how you think a mummy would walk throughout the movie. But then when he kidnaps a girl, he just says, fuck it, and just walks regular and snatches her up. It was, yeah, it was the, I don't know her name, the Egyptian princess or whatever died. and they put her mummified her and put her in her little tomb thing and they had
Starting point is 01:22:16 what the hell was Christopher Lee's name they just have him as the mummy I can't remember his name in it but they basically he was the guard the guardian of her tomb and he was he was all for it I mean he
Starting point is 01:22:33 when they executed all those ladies they didn't show it but when they check out I got it I assume they all got their heads cut off when those dudes of the big swords were standing behind them but he was his job was to basically take care of her his love i guess his love interests to guard over her tomb so uh archaeologists or whoever won't uh disturb her so he was mummified and he was basically buried alive or put in that little wall closet thing
Starting point is 01:23:09 and that would suck. You're alive and you just got to stand there until you die, I assume until you ran out of air. And did they like do something to his legs? Because he was still stiff when he was standing, when they opened it. That little closet thing that he was in. And then he was just,
Starting point is 01:23:28 he sprung into action. They said, all right, hey, you need to go find all the people that disturbed, whatever her name was, his tomb and kill him. But all those guys,
Starting point is 01:23:39 guys, the white guys that came in there, they went back to England, I guess. That's where they went. And then the, what was that of the dude's name? The guy that shipped them over there. They boxed up
Starting point is 01:23:56 the mummy and shipped them to England. Because then I remember when the cops rolled up on them, hey, what's in this thing? Oh, these are just artifacts. And they didn't even open it. The guy that, the mummy broke his back later? Yeah. The custom ages didn't even care Because he brought him there
Starting point is 01:24:15 And then all right Here's their house get him And then he had to go after the three of them The three archaeologists Peter Cushing He was there in the beginning At the archaeological dig place But I think he like hurt his leg or something
Starting point is 01:24:31 So the two dudes broke his leg And they kept telling him to go get it set Or it's not going to heal right And he was just like No I got to do my archaeological shit. He must have been all right
Starting point is 01:24:44 because he wasn't limping around at the end when he was running for his life. But it was his dad and I guess his dad's partner. His dad went nuts and then, his dad was the one
Starting point is 01:24:55 and went crazy, right? Oh, the partner was his was Peter Cushing's uncle. Oh, was it? Okay. Yeah, even though they looked like they were the same damn age.
Starting point is 01:25:05 Yeah, all of them did. So basically the mummy they had to go kill those three people. That was it. He didn't like kill anyone else to get in his way. No. So, but I saw that was cool. Again, I really loved how he looked.
Starting point is 01:25:21 Christopher Lee did a good job. And you could tell it was Christopher Lee all bandaged them, even when his face wasn't showing. I mean, but, I mean, other than that, it was it was just stretched out too long. There was a lot of like, okay,
Starting point is 01:25:37 something, something happened because I was thinking an hour and a half man, this is kind of long for this but yeah it wasn't the greatest. Will I watch it again? No, this was my first time watch
Starting point is 01:25:49 because I had never seen this one but I do remember the poster. So, but it was okay. It's essentially the same story as the Brendan Fraser Mummy. There was more deaths in that one. Yeah, well I mean the whole
Starting point is 01:26:07 set up with the mummy and the girl dying. And he's resurrected. He's looking for his lost love. And then in comes this girl. And she looks just like him. I like in the movie, how all she has to do is just let her hair down. And he's just like, oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:26:30 Yeah. It is you. He told her. Let your hair down as he was choking him. I mean, for what it was, I mean, I'm sure in 59 in the theater, people were scared. Because Hammer was pumping out all these movies. I'd seen all the Dracula ones. I thought those were cool.
Starting point is 01:26:54 Curse of Frankenstein, if you want to see another good one with Christopher Lee, not being a Dracula or anything. He was the monster. And Peter Cushin was Dr. Frankenstein in that one. So that's a pretty good one. one. Christopher Lee, the way he looked as the monster wasn't the traditional
Starting point is 01:27:13 flat top of the bolts in his neck. He looked more like a zombie in that one. But it was a good film. I really love that film. Everybody should go watch flesh for Frankenstein. That's a rough one. Shout out to Udo Kira. Rest in peace.
Starting point is 01:27:32 What would you rate this one? I'm kind of right there in the middle. Yeah. I liked the effects. I like the costume, the set,
Starting point is 01:27:44 the sets that they built. I like Christopher Leeder, Peter Cushing, the main actress, that was the love interest. Yvonne Farrox. Yep. That's how you say your name.
Starting point is 01:27:58 But what brought it down for me was just a story. It just, it didn't need to be an hour and a half. It could have been, it probably could have been less than an hour, Yeah, it was It was like I said There was just too much explanation
Starting point is 01:28:16 Like that whole middle thing When they were explaining who The mummy was before he was a mummy And his lady that died And there was way too much of it It was like Was it Peter Cushing that was telling the story? No, it was
Starting point is 01:28:32 Someone else was telling Peter Cushing the story If I remember right and they was telling them the story of of who the mummy was and all that and then they went in that that was like a half hour a whole other movie within a movie and I was like okay
Starting point is 01:28:49 come on get to it but yeah I'm right in the middle too I'll give it a five I mean it was I can appreciate for what it was I mean the poster I can give a 10 I love how that looks but
Starting point is 01:29:03 I'm because that was the first thing that I remember when I was a kid looking at the there was a bookstore on the corner by my house and I was going there to the horror section and just look at old books with movie posters
Starting point is 01:29:18 and this one always stood out to me because the way the mummy looks and the posse that's chasing them I thought are these flashlights or are these the shotguns when they were shooting at them I don't know it's a flashlight that's going all the way through them
Starting point is 01:29:35 and someone shooting at him. Because like I said, I really love that when they were shooting at him and everybody was unloading on him. And did it kill him at the end before he sunk? I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:29:52 Because he's dead. Yeah. I mean, they just all started shooting him and then it just ended. Peter Christian got his woman and then didn't credit. Yeah, they just walked down the street.
Starting point is 01:30:05 He just left him in the mud. But his, not his bodyguard. What was this? The guy who was George Pastel. His name was
Starting point is 01:30:21 Mm-hmm. Amet Bay. I think that was his name in the movie. I thought he was Egyptian. Apparently he wasn't. Oh, the guy That was like
Starting point is 01:30:41 The guy with a little Fez hat The red hat The one that brought the mummy Oh shit He's not No I don't think I don't think
Starting point is 01:30:49 I thought he was I don't know This picture's black and white So I don't know He could be Uh No way he is He's
Starting point is 01:31:02 I think he is I don't know You guys do the research what's his name George Pestow? Yeah damn he was only 53 when he passed he is from
Starting point is 01:31:16 I think he's from over there the Republic of Cyprus which is in the Mediterranean well maybe they did darken him up a little because Christopher Lee they really darkened him up before he was mummified
Starting point is 01:31:37 and even all the women they had. You could tell that they were white and they just darkened them up. Oh, there was one of the ones that got a sacrifice. Yeah. They didn't even bother darkening her. Yeah. I think the only ones that might have been real are the,
Starting point is 01:31:59 at the beginning, at the archaeological dig, those guys that were helping them. It was like a hundred dudes digging just to move that one little block. and then all right we got it and then they went I loved how when they went into the tomb and I don't know how thousands
Starting point is 01:32:20 millions of years I don't know how long that thing was buried but nothing was dusty everything looked brand new in there even that that little scroll holding thing
Starting point is 01:32:34 that was in the wall that held the whatever the sacred scroll was like I don't remember what it was. When he reached in there and pulled that out, there was just like a little, maybe a pinch of sand on top that fell off.
Starting point is 01:32:48 But that thing looked clean as it was. I love these movies. But anyway, yeah, the mummy, I mean, I rented it. That was the only way I could watch it. Was it worth $3.99? Just to say, I've seen it.
Starting point is 01:33:06 I mean, it's a classic film. All right. The Mummy. 1959. All right. Now we're getting into this year's Lee Cronin's The Mummy. The young daughter of a journalist disappears into the desert without a trace.
Starting point is 01:33:24 Eight years later, the broken family is shocked when she has returned to them as what should be a joyful reunion turns into a living nightmare. This, of course, is written and directed by Lee Cronin who did evil dead rise.
Starting point is 01:33:42 the stars Jack Rainer who I last seen him in Mid Samar Was he the one that was in the bear? Yeah All right Leia
Starting point is 01:33:58 Costa Mae Calamai Wee I'm butchering these names Natalie Grace Shilow Molina Billy Roy Veronica Falcon
Starting point is 01:34:15 and Hyatt Camel Nez what did you think of Lee Cronin's The Mummy It didn't need to be over two hours They could have shaved off 15 to 20 minutes Of this film
Starting point is 01:34:31 I saw one trailer But I must have not been paying attention On exactly what was happening In this film So I was like, okay, because I kept seeing reviews saying, it's okay, it's
Starting point is 01:34:51 nothing new. So I was expecting just the run of the mill mummy movie. But after sitting there watching this film, I enjoyed it. It had a lot of moments, like human moments
Starting point is 01:35:08 that was scary for just anybody, for you're human. your parent. Yeah, the opening sequence. Yeah, I was like, oh my God. I mean, that was And not to get into spoilers and being in a different country. Yeah, I was like, oh, my God. It reminded me of Evil Dead at some point on what was going on in this. The stuff towards the end. Well, I don't know if this is a spoiler or not, but the director has said this is unofficially in the same universe.
Starting point is 01:35:44 I could see it that way. Because I guess I don't know which character, but he said one of the characters has the last name has the same last name as a character from one of the original Evil Dead movies. They're supposed to be like related or something.
Starting point is 01:36:04 Tim, make me look that up. One of the original Evil Dead movies? I think he said to archaeologists, that archaeologists let me see well they they had voices that
Starting point is 01:36:25 and that first one I think they went into a little bit more in Evil Dead too let me see because I think they did they show anything in that let me go back to Mummy
Starting point is 01:36:48 Canon Santiago Cali, Ismail, Bixir Vogel from all that. Oh, young Sebastian Cannon. And there's a young, oh, Cannon. That was her last name, Cannon in Evil. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What was I looking at? Someone looking at something else.
Starting point is 01:37:18 Let's see if I could pull it up here. Could have swore us, though. Cannon, what was that in? evil dead shimp whoever that is fake shimp everybody we're trying to figure this out yeah we shouldn't I didn't know any of this if it was going to
Starting point is 01:37:49 tie into yeah I should and tie into those hmm I should have had it pulled up I was going to bring it up okay Dred Central the mummy confirmed to take place in the same universe of Sam Ramey's evil dead
Starting point is 01:38:08 which one the first one or the second would 1981. It had to have been one of the archaeologists then because Evil Dead 2 came out in 87. According to Cronin, there is a even small piece of connective tissue embedded in the film itself. It is subtle, easy to miss, but deliberate.
Starting point is 01:38:35 I definitely thought about that. He said when asked if the film is canon. If you pay attention to the name of the archaeologist, psychologist's professor in the movie it could be a distant relative to some key characters in the evil dead rise hmm
Starting point is 01:38:54 on the cast of the original evil dead it just says person on recorder it doesn't say I'm sure in the movie it said uh the name but I don't I don't see it well that's what he's saying
Starting point is 01:39:14 it's like unofficial okay but I mean overall it was a good movie I really liked it it didn't be as long as it was but and it got it got crazy like and then then explaining and it kind of slowed it down and everything I was like man that would it was there was a lot to unfold in this film and I'm glad they they did do some explanation on what what was happening and why this was happening. So I was like, okay.
Starting point is 01:39:51 But as far as effects, I don't know. I didn't like the way she looked. The little mummy girl. It's all in the trailer. I'm not spoiling anything. I don't know. Her face looked weird.
Starting point is 01:40:07 But what was going on? They were shown way too much. In the trailer. Gee, they showed a fucking ending. Spoiler. In the trailer. I'm going to see I'm glad I didn't pay attention to it
Starting point is 01:40:22 oh my god but I mean overall I enjoyed it I thought it was a really good movie though some of it scared me some some of the effects and everything I didn't jump during any of the jump scares because you're just expecting everything to to jump out at you but the teens that were a few rows in front of me
Starting point is 01:40:42 those girls they were jumping and everything and that makes it good that makes a movie fun when they were, ah, he'd jump and scream, and then everyone starts laughing afterwards. But I thought it was good. I really enjoyed it. Again, it didn't need to be as long.
Starting point is 01:40:59 I felt for the parents. And when everything started to go sideways, I was like, God damn, I mean, they were really going for it. The one that bugged me was the grandma. She was getting on my nerves. Yeah, I couldn't tell who you were supposed to like her or not like her. Yeah, she was getting on my nerves. and everything.
Starting point is 01:41:18 But I really like the detective. What was her name? May Callumoway? I think she was Detective Delilah Zaki. A beautiful young woman. I liked her. But as far as the little mummy girl, Katie, Natalie Grace. She did awesome.
Starting point is 01:41:37 Yeah. And her little sister, Maude, Billy Roy. She was good, especially during one scene. We'll get to, when we get to spoilers. They show that in the trailer. And her brother, her... Katie was the older one, the mummy girl. And then her brother, Sebastian, he got on my nerves.
Starting point is 01:41:58 But overall, I thought it was a good movie. I liked what was happening and the explanation on why this was going on. I thought that was cool. I was expecting your run of the mill. We're going to stay over in Egypt. And mummies and all that are going to be running around after. do you like your traditional mummy wrapped up in whatever the mummy wrap stuff is i thought it was going to be that because if you're looking at the the poster you see the girl and she's she's
Starting point is 01:42:31 all wrapped up as well as in the trailer so what does the poster say it says some things are meant to stay buried yeah but uh one of those well was it listen to the locals in this one. It was just something bad happened to the Americans that were over there. Yeah. Because the dad was a news reporter. The dad, Charlie, Jack, Rainer. And what was mom?
Starting point is 01:43:06 Is she just a homemaker? No, she was a nurse. A nurse, yeah. And she was pregnant with the little sister at the time. But overall, yeah, I enjoyed the film. What did you think? yeah i liked it it was a different take on the mummy um i agree with you about the runtime they could have shared probably maybe close to 30 minutes 20 30 minutes off the runtime um i like the effects
Starting point is 01:43:35 i thought uh natalie grace uh who played katie i thought she did an awesome job this mummy is this movie is more evil dead than it is the mummy yeah which I didn't mind for the most part because there was some really good scenes in here and we'll get him into spoilers I think I know which one
Starting point is 01:43:58 you're talking about with mod yeah Jack Rainer his character kind of fucking bothered me as Charlie Cannon the dad I don't know he just seemed like a fucking asshole throughout the whole movie
Starting point is 01:44:14 well he he seemed I'm not saying the mom wasn't concerned but he was the one that was trying to unfold the mystery of what was happening.
Starting point is 01:44:31 It's kind of seemed like nobody liked him in the movie. Yeah, it seemed like even his kids didn't like him. And I mean, I get it. They just went through a traumatic event in their life and then they were trying to get back to somewhat normal. Then all hell broke
Starting point is 01:44:47 loose. And that house that house was huge it's got it's not secret it's in the trailer little secret hall hallways in the hall or in the walls
Starting point is 01:45:01 yeah it looked like storage areas because it wasn't just the hall like how the halls were and people under the stairs it wasn't like that because it looked like they had stuff in in there because they had those little doorways
Starting point is 01:45:15 that went to it so but I wasn't expecting what we got in this movie. And like I said, the explanation on why it was all happening. I was like, okay. I mean, like you said as well, it was a different take on the whole, the mummy situation. I mean, started in Egypt before it went to America.
Starting point is 01:45:39 But I, again, I really enjoyed this film. Will I go to see it again in the theaters? Probably not. But I'll definitely pick it up once it comes out. I watch it again once it starts streaming. And I did enjoy this film. I thought it was an awesome film. What would you wait for this one?
Starting point is 01:45:57 Real quick, this guy, Lee Kronin, after doing this and Evil Dead Rise, he apparently wants to do a nightmare on Elm Street. With Kelly Leak, the remake one? His take on it. I'll watch it. But do we need another Nightmare on Elm Street movie?
Starting point is 01:46:28 Would you be comfortable with giving him a shot at doing a movie? I'd rather have him just do... I mean, this was somewhat original. Not, I mean, it wasn't a traditional mummy movie, which I thought it was going to be. But then it wasn't. It just went totally different direction. But if he did,
Starting point is 01:46:52 I'll see it But I don't know I mean I'm one of the few that did like That Nightmare on Elm Street remake Yeah it wasn't Robert England But I mean Jack Earl Haley I love him as an actor
Starting point is 01:47:11 I've always loved him I didn't mind him As Freddie Kruger I mean there was more explanation than that Than there was in the original one But I'll watch it just see what he can do.
Starting point is 01:47:26 Just, I don't know who'll be Freddie and just make the effects good. So, I don't know. We'll see. I liked Evil Dead Rise. I thought that was good. I had to go and see who this person was. Didn't realize I'd seen a ton of his other things.
Starting point is 01:47:45 Because I was like, who the hell is Lee Kronin? Why is his name right above the mummy? But, all right. I think they did that because there's so many mummies. movies. There is. Because even when you, the other one we're talking about, the 56 one, I was like the mummy. I thought you meant the original black and white mummy was one in the 30s or something
Starting point is 01:48:04 like that. I thought you meant that one. But that was tough to get through after all those years. Yeah, I'm not a fan of that one. But this one, I mean, overall, what would you give it? I think I'm comfortable giving it a seven. think it was original enough to keep me
Starting point is 01:48:28 entertained. I like the effects. Like I said, Natalie Grace's Katie did an awesome job, but a couple of things did bother me besides the runtime. Jack Raynor, I just didn't like him as a dad. And then you brought her up, the
Starting point is 01:48:45 lady that played the grandma. Yeah. Bothered me, too. I couldn't tell we were supposed to like her, because one minute she's kind of joking and next minute she's just kind of bitchy. So I think I'll give it a seven. I'll go a little, I'll go a point higher. I'll give it an eight, eight and a half, almost a nine.
Starting point is 01:49:08 I mean, I did enjoy the film. I was, I was all sucked in to it. I was, I was all about, God damn, this won't way too much of the trailer. But yeah, two hours and 14 minutes, they didn't, it didn't, I don't even think it needed to be two hours. They could have been less, a little less. than two hours.
Starting point is 01:49:26 But as far as everything else, I mean, the effects-wise, they did a lot. And I did like it. I just didn't like the way Katie looked. But there was one scene that creep me out. We'll get to that in spoilers. But yeah, I'll give it an eight and a half.
Starting point is 01:49:47 I mean, I liked it a lot. Spoilers. Dude, the part that creep me out is when this is what gave me the evil evil dead body when Katie was locked in the room it got way out of control
Starting point is 01:50:11 and her dad like bolted the door basically put padlocks and everything so Katie couldn't get out because she went crazy and Maude had to go to the bathroom I think no, yeah, she had to go to the bathroom, and then she heard Katie calling her.
Starting point is 01:50:29 Because Katie, the girl, the mummy girl, she wasn't talking at all. But then she came up to her little sister and was talking to her through the door. Wasn't she singing the nursery room? Yeah. When Maude got up closer and she was, what are you doing? Because I just want to taste how, I want to find out what your piggy's taste like. And Maude had her toes bare feet close to the. the bottom of the door
Starting point is 01:50:55 and Katie's tongue came out and was licking her toes. I was like, what the fuck is going on right here? Yeah, that gave me, it started to give me the evil dead vibe. And then when everything started
Starting point is 01:51:08 going sideways at the spoiler alert, the grandma's funeral. That was my favorite scene. Um, I was attacking people with the grandma's dentures in her mouth. They show that in the trailer.
Starting point is 01:51:22 But when she was sitting there, pulling her teeth out it was like Katie kind of possessed her brother and sister Yeah And they
Starting point is 01:51:35 They kind of like how they did An evil dead They didn't go as far as getting Their face is all crazy looking But you could see that they were Somewhat possessed But when Maude was Pulling her teeth out
Starting point is 01:51:45 And then walked over to her grandma's Casket And The thread Or whatever they used to close the seal the mouth of
Starting point is 01:51:59 whoever was deceased the little piece of string was hanging out and Maud pulled it and basically just pulled all in her grandma's mouth open and I was like, what is she doing? But then I realized when Maud turned around
Starting point is 01:52:14 and then she smiled and she had her grandma's dentures in I was like, oh my God. What was crazy is when the grandma's casket got knocked over and what was it like the embalming fluid or whatever
Starting point is 01:52:31 was leaking out. Yeah. And then Katie was just licking it up off the floor. Oh. It got wild. I mean, the part that that scared me was it was like real,
Starting point is 01:52:46 real horror when Katie got abducted. Yeah. Oh, man. I was like, fuck, really? I knew there was going to be some, I thought, for some reason, I thought she was going to get killed. And, and then, because they were, in the very beginning, they were, uh, that little girl's bird died, right? And were they going to resurrect it or something? Or what were they going to do with the bird?
Starting point is 01:53:19 Or were they going to give it to the spirit or, were they going to give it to the spirit? whatever. Remember they said you needed some kind of vessel to... Yes, that's what they were doing? Yeah, I was... Because underneath their... It was the woman that we're talking about is the one that kidnapped Katie. And under their house was like a black pyramid that was buried. Yeah, what was her name? Layla?
Starting point is 01:53:50 Yeah. No. Well, there was like a billion Layla's when they were the police. No, the daughter that Katie was friends with was Layla. Oh, okay. The mom was the magician. Yeah, the magician. Ooh, she was creepy. She was beautiful in this picture, though.
Starting point is 01:54:07 I'm not too. She was creepy. But I was like, yeah, they, it took me a minute to what was going on, why they were doing what they were doing. But it turned out that the reason why they were doing, all this why they abducted Katie was there was a I don't know curse just been going on for a billion years
Starting point is 01:54:32 or whatever and what they had to do is basically keep that curse under wraps basically that's why they needed someone to be mummified whatever that curse was it had to be in a vessel a body so what they figured out was
Starting point is 01:54:48 it's best to put the whatever it was the entity inside of a young person Because I think Katie was I said it was like eight years later I think she said and then she was 17 You guys do the math
Starting point is 01:55:05 So they put her They put her in that thing And that vessel Got in her They don't show it until later on But that was the reason why they had to do it Because Once Katie disappeared
Starting point is 01:55:21 It was like the mom and dad were trying to figure out what was going on. The cops were thinking that the parents killed her. But then, flash forward eight years later, they left Cairo. They moved to Albuquerque. And their dad was a news anchor
Starting point is 01:55:36 and the mom was working in the hospital. And they already had that they had maud. She was six or seven, maybe. And they were living with the mom's mom, Carmen Santiago. oh her name is Carmen okay
Starting point is 01:55:57 that's for those Carmen Santiago fans but they were they were living at her house in Albuquerque they must have
Starting point is 01:56:03 been way out in the sticks because it seemed like they were out in the middle of nowhere in that big ass house
Starting point is 01:56:08 but the there was I don't know there was some kid riding a bike or whatever and he stopped
Starting point is 01:56:16 and they saw this plane crash behind him and then when he went to go see at the At the wreckage, there was this big,
Starting point is 01:56:27 it looked like a monolith. Like it turned out to be a tomb. And we don't know what that was until later. But it turned out that when we figure out, when they explain what the entity was and what they had to do to keep it under wraps. The place that the magician had, that their little house in the middle of nowhere
Starting point is 01:56:51 with a pyramid or whatever that was underground. that was where they were supposed to keep the the tomb thing, whatever was in the vessel. But from what they were saying is I guess they were going to flood that valley. But then if the, that's why they had to move it. They had to move the tomb thing. Because if they didn't move,
Starting point is 01:57:16 because somebody has to watch it for generations. So they can keep that thing under wraps. the who were these guys moving they were going to move it because they were going to they were going to flood that valley if they were to flood that valley they would have flooded that valley they would have never they can't get to it I know who was the guys
Starting point is 01:57:36 though she said uh they said it was the magician's brothers oh okay they were moving it to I assume who knows where somewhere higher ground but then I assume the curse brought the plane down that's what I
Starting point is 01:57:51 figured I mean I could be wrong I don't know that that's that's what I thought yeah because that plan came straight down yeah I was like weak and uh that thing yeah well it was solid rock or marble or whatever the hell it was and then that's when uh they figured that all out but back in america oh no no no they uh the the the police i guess um the i guess the archaeologists over there in cairo opened it up and they found a mummified body. They didn't know what it was, but then it kind of started breathing and then figured out. Well, the audience knows it was Katie.
Starting point is 01:58:38 But then they reach out to the Cannon family and tell them, hey, I know it's been this many years, but we found your daughter. So that's when they brought her. They went back over. They went over there and saw her in the hospital, and then they brought her back to America. And she just was all weird looking and they didn't know what was happening.
Starting point is 01:58:57 Really let them bring her home. That's what I was saying. There was no way they were to let her leave. All malnourished and long-ass fingernails. They said like she was self-mutulating herself. Yeah. They said it wouldn't have let her on the plane. Yeah, the whole gnarly looking toenails.
Starting point is 01:59:18 Oh, dude, that, oh, that made me my. Oh, when she cut the big toenail off and it just really, the skin off. My don't think of graphic my toenail got ripped off my big toenail got ripped off and I was thinking that I was like
Starting point is 01:59:36 ah because when they and when she was trying to cut it I was like what the fuck her toenails were hella thick and she was just trying to cut them with a regular little toe clippers
Starting point is 01:59:49 and yeah because if you got to sit down on the down toe clippers just to press it down yeah get something else get some pliers or something because you had to use both hands to try to break that thing but the the tearing off the skin
Starting point is 02:00:07 led to him finding the the wraps or whatever with the skin attached to it was that her skin or was that the rap it was I think both okay yeah I think it was because then and it had like inscriptions on like that little hieroglyph thing it had like
Starting point is 02:00:26 at least five layers of that thing because he took that one strip of skin downstairs and started peeling it all off and he had it all laid out yeah because throughout the movie she was slowly peeling off the wrappings because uh i guess the words in there the inscriptions was like keeping her weak it was it was something that they wrapped around her to
Starting point is 02:00:53 keep whatever was in that entity in her. That's why they wrapped her up. Yeah. So as she was tearing off the wrappings throughout the movie, she was getting more powerful. I mean, whatever this evil
Starting point is 02:01:08 spirit was, is what the people were the magician lady in her family. They were just trying to keep that from to stay in her to keep her so it's not running around out in the the real world. That was a reason
Starting point is 02:01:25 and why they were doing this. But they just happened to kidnap an American kid. But yeah, that part scared me right there when she got kidnapped because I guess the magician lady was
Starting point is 02:01:42 constantly, I guess their house had like a fence around it with some kind of mesh or whatever. And Katie liked to go play out in their little jungle backyard or whatever and that lady was coming and she was talking to Katie
Starting point is 02:01:58 and giving giving Katie candy I guess I guess Kate was Katie friends with Layla? Yeah okay because because she's like oh you're Layla's aunt and she's like oh yeah her mom or whatever
Starting point is 02:02:13 she kept giving her candy all the time so I think that's why Katie wasn't afraid of her and then does she go oh here I got something else for you here. I thought it was an apple. It was a nectarine and was it like a beetle or something in it that
Starting point is 02:02:28 came out of it and went into Katie's mouth? Yeah. Yeah, that was weird. And that's what started to kind of put her in a vegetated state and that's how the magician abducted Katie. But that's the
Starting point is 02:02:44 candy rapper led to them finding who Layla was years later. Yeah. Because Katie as a child, or Layla as a child wrote a letter about, basically I hope they find Katie. I miss her. And then she like stuck the candy wrapper on the letter.
Starting point is 02:03:04 I think she was letting them know. Yeah, because she couldn't talk. Oh yeah, she had her tongue cut out. Yeah. help the magician get away with Katie. I think it was helping the magician. Yeah, because later on,
Starting point is 02:03:34 at the end, when everything was all going crazy, there was another dust storm outside of their house. So I just figured that that's what happened in the beginning of the movie. But, yeah, the grandma, I don't know, I just didn't like her at first. because she just seemed bitchy and then even her friends
Starting point is 02:03:58 kind of cheered when Katie headbutted her that was ruthless because I think Maude was possessed by then because when grandma was upstairs dealing with Katie
Starting point is 02:04:12 Katie the evil spirits came out of her and grandma's little rosary beads or whatever wrapped around her neck and started to hang her. And then she, I don't know what happened. She just ran and dove out the window and landed on the dad's hood, slammed her face on them.
Starting point is 02:04:36 Bob was laughing her ass off. Yeah, Maude was in the back seat laughing. And then those coyotes came in and just started chewing up grandma. And grandma was still alive as they were eating their guts and everything. I was like, God damn. That was another thing. When wildlife starts showing up around your house. house and you don't know why yeah they know something they knew something evil was going on in the house
Starting point is 02:05:01 because they they didn't want to come in there at first they were kind of just like growling around so but there's there's more to the story but yeah it was there was there was a when all the hell when all hell started breaking loose yeah that was giving me the evil dead vibes and if this is in that universe i'm like okay i could see because that one part made me laugh when at the funeral or when I guess the grandma's friends were all looking at her
Starting point is 02:05:36 at her body in her casket and they were talking shit I was like damn but overall again I really like this film I mean there's more to it I don't have to spoil the whole thing but yeah I thought it was a good movie
Starting point is 02:05:53 yeah let's see what was this magician I know I'd seen her in something else. Murder on the Orient Express. Okay, that's... I guess that's where I saw her. Because I haven't seen any of these other things she was in. There's a short called Layla.
Starting point is 02:06:18 It doesn't say anything. I thought it was about the Layla and this. But... This just came out, right? Yeah, the 17th. Yeah. Well, if you haven't seen it yet and you're listening this far, yeah, we just spoil it, but stay away from the trailer.
Starting point is 02:06:43 Because, like I said, they show the ending. We didn't say what the ending was, but... Stay away from, I guess there's multiple trailers. Oh, yeah, just go see it. I mean, we spoiled some of them. Like I said, there's more to this movie, and they will... You'll get more of the explanation.
Starting point is 02:07:03 We kind of half-assed it in this one. Yeah, if you like what Lee Cronin did with Evil Dead Rise, you kind of get that vibe and The Mummy. Yeah. And I wasn't expecting that. So I didn't even realize Lee Cronin directed that last one. But yeah, Lee Cronin is the Mummy. It's definitely worth seeing on the big screen. So go check it out.
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