The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #517: The Mummy (1959) & Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026)
Episode Date: April 24, 2026Brian and Nez takeover the show this week and bring you old school as well the new school take on a classic horror icon. First from the Hammer Films collection The Mummy from 1959 and the new Lee Cron...in film The Mummy. Plus a little Wrestling Returns talk, Comic movie talk and all the regular THR segments. Podcast Spotlight shines on the Til Death Do We Pod. No listener feed back this week, we'll catch up with that next episode. Links below to everything dealing with the THR Network as well as Sk8er Nez Podcast Network. Thanks for tuning in! The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR X: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= THR Threads: https://www.threads.net/@thehorrorreturns?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== THR YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@thehorrorreturnspodcast3277 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-horror-returns Music By: Steve Carleton Of The Geekz Hit up E Society on Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/ESocietyPodcast/ Check out our ESP Spotify feed: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/esoc Mac Nez Podcast on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jot3LglMA0EuGTUikXejq?si=21b39da4784e4528 E Society YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCliC6x_a7p3kTV_0LC4S10A E Society and Mac-Nez t-shirts Tee Public: http://tee.pub/lic/9ko9r4p5uvE X: E Society Podcast: https://x.com/esocietypod The Zissiou: https://x.com/TheoZissou Instagram: E Society: https://www.instagram.com/esocietypod/ Mac Nez Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/macnez/ The Zissiou: https://www.instagram.com/thezissou/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@esocietypod
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Welcome back, everybody, to a brand new episode of The Horror Returns.
This is in Lance.
It's your host, Brian, for the first time ever.
Phil is not with us.
They have family obligations,
so I lit up the bat signal
and sent out a
sent the signal out to my boy
Nez, what's up, man?
Yo, what is up, everyone?
If you listen to Brian and I,
it's the same show,
different title.
We're going to do what we usually do
on this show, so
just
sit back and listen to us
blab about this and that.
But other than that, man,
I'm good.
Movies.
work and
these damn grandkids
man oh
well when we talk about
with the new movie
I'll bring them up again
but
all right man
we do this the regular way
or
yeah
cool the week
what you got
oh man
I'm trying to think
I was watching
a bunch of stuff
old things really
um
I started rewatching
the Goldbergs
that TV
series and it's funny I've seen the maybe the first couple seasons is just never
finished it and I forgot one of the one of the one of the cast passed away
yeah pops yeah George Siegel I mean I know he passed but in the show I don't
know they just kind of at
the end of a couple episodes, they just say,
we'll miss you or something like that, and they're just showing pictures of them.
Yeah, it becomes a storyline.
Okay, eventually?
Yeah.
All right, okay.
So I figured that was coming because I was like, I mean, I knew he had passed,
but then I was like, weak when they started showing that stuff.
Yeah, he doesn't just disappear on the show.
Okay.
They address it and it becomes a storyline for her.
A couple of the characters.
All right, good.
Because I was like, man, they better bring him up.
He was like one of my favorite characters.
Oh, um, just this morning, you know, this, yeah, this morning when I was driving, uh,
my wife and, uh, my son had some eye appointments this morning.
So when we were driving to Reno, uh, I was listening to, uh, Howard Stern show.
Uh, some of you may love him, some of you may hate him.
But, uh, I've been a Howard Stern fan forever.
He had Nathan Lang.
on his show. I guess Nathan Lane is doing a Broadway show of I think his death of a salesman in New York and
I love Nathan Lane. He's he's an amazing actor. I did a rewatch of the modern family and he was a character on that
So every time he popped up in that I just made me smile
I loved of course the Timon and the Lion King. I love that
uh the bird cage probably my favorite film is uh that movie for the producers which is based off
a broadway show that he had done with um matthew broadrick and i don't know a bunch of other
things he always pops up into but uh nathan lane seems like a cool guy um i know you're not a musical
guy but have you ever been to like a like a stage play or anything
Probably when I was younger for like a school field trip or something.
I can't remember.
I've been to a Broadway show in New York.
And then I went to pretty much the same show in Reno.
I went seeing Jersey Boys on Broadway.
And I love that show.
I love the Four Seasons, Frankie Valley in Four Seasons.
And that whole story was cool.
But to see it on stage.
on what they do, the whole production and everything.
I think that's cool.
So that's the only show I've ever seen,
New York and then when it came to Reno.
It was pretty much the exact same show, but I would love to go to New York again.
I really don't know the story of death of a salesman,
but I hear it's a classic Broadway show.
And if Nathan Lane's in it, I would love to see him do it.
Because he was saying he does it like eight times,
week I guess two shows a day not eight days in a row I think it just breaks it all up but
I'm like god damn that's that's a lot I mean to do an early matinee show then do a
show in the evening and then take a day off and then do it all over again and I'm sure
he's he's up there in age I think he said he's in the 70s let me see how old is Nathan
Lane he is
is 70.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I mean,
good for him,
though, man.
He's done a lot of things.
Oh,
that other movie,
Mouse Hunt.
I liked him in that.
I hadn't seen that in a while.
I should have.
Remember when he popped up
in Austin Powers?
Oh,
that's right.
I think it was that the second?
No.
Yeah,
the third one.
No,
the gold member?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I haven't seen those movies
in a while.
Some break those out.
but yeah it was it was cool listening to to him just talk about his uh film career and his
broadway stuff and then when he was talking about robin williams i was like oh man i met
robin williams once super duper nice guy i mean just i wish he was still with us but uh i was
just like man i mean in the bird cage is probably my favorite film in nathan lans he's hilarious
in that.
Robin Williams, he's got too many
good movies. He's done
a lot.
I think at one point, have we
never covered a
what was that crazy one?
On our photo.
Yeah. We haven't done that, have we?
Mm-mm. Is that screaming?
Streaming anywhere? Let me see.
One hour photo, 2002.
I know I have it on DVD somewhere.
doesn't look like
it's streaming anywhere but
to dig it out
well I also loved him in
insomnia
that one
that was good
that's probably my favorite
well other than the dark night
insomnia is probably my second
Christopher Nolan film
that I love
up in my neck of the woods
does it get like that
where it's daylight all the time
up there or is that higher
uh the way it is in that movie
that's not where I'm at
but during the summer
it will be mostly
daylight
as opposed to nighttime
but not like
you got to go
out in the
wilderness or some higher up
I don't know I don't think I can handle that
I've seen a lot of documentaries
where they did that
and one of my friends he was up there for a while
doing some work and
he said that the blackout of his windows
he said it was
it took a while to get used to
he goes but once he's
he kind of got on a sleeping schedule
he said the first few nights
he had to force himself to go to sleep
because it was tough
opening his eyes and seeing that there was still light
outside I'm like damn
yeah because now like the sun will rise
like six in a morning
but during the winter it won't rise
until like 10
10 o'clock 11
in the morning
yeah
damn
I don't know
see how I think
I'm
I don't think my body
and mine could handle that
I mean but those of you that live up there
if you guys are listening
I mean may more power to you guys
party
but I don't know
never been in Alaska
I would love to go up there someday
my wife always wanted to go
she went up there once for school
and she wanted to
always wanted to go back
but yeah I think
that Nathan
listen to Nathan Lane
there's an interview on Howard Stern.
Probably the coolest thing I did this week.
Because just watching a lot of old, old stuff and things on 2B.
And shout out to my girl, Rachel.
She's been, you should watch this.
She's watching sending me clips of all these things.
And these little clips that are only like a few minutes long.
I get sucked into it.
I'm like, goddamn.
I need to find this and watch it.
Some of our TV shows, there's a couple of them.
Or like Holmore movies.
So I'm going to jump on the Lanch.
train and watch a couple of those.
But what do you got?
I was going to start a new show on Prime
called Steel starring
Jack?
No, steel like stealing something.
Starring
what's her name? Sansa Stark.
Sophie Turner.
Well, he got me right there.
But my internet went out.
So I had to break out some Blu-rays.
And my daughter wanted to watch because she never seen Andrew Garfield's The Amazing Spider-Man 1 and 2.
What?
I don't even know the last time I'd seen those.
Yeah, I haven't.
I told her I haven't watched these Blu-Rays of this Amazing Spider-Man since I bought it.
The first one's decent, but the second one is garbage.
with um electoral
yeah
I don't know what they were doing
with him or
Lance's boy
Dane de Hawn
as Green Goblin
Ugh
Nothing against Andrew Garfield
I thought he
To me I liked him better than
Toby McGuire
But
I mean Toby McGuire
Those three movies are what they are
Sam Ramey's films
I mean they're not the greatest
But
with this whole
whole
multiverse deal.
I'm like, all right, that's cool.
There's reasons why
these movies are the way they are.
Because that last Spider-Man movie, was it
was it No Way Home?
Was that the one?
How they went all three of the Spider-Man,
Peter Parker's or whatever, we're all together
when they were figuring stuff.
I was like, dude, that this, other than that
was fucking amazing that they did that.
I mean,
nowhere on my
bingo card, whether they was going to have the three of them together.
I was, that movie, out of, well, I've teared up on a lot of those MCU movies, but that,
in that film, when all three of them in Spider-Man costumes came flying, when they were, that
big fight at the end, when all of them were just fighting and flying, that one scene, when they
all flew towards the camera, I was like, oh my God, I couldn't believe it.
But, yeah, I haven't seen those amazing Spider-Man movies in a while.
I'm not to dig those out.
I just recently watched a Spider-Man 3.
I don't care what anyone says.
That scene when Toby McGuire or Peter Parker is the evil Peter is dancing down the street.
That's trash.
Tofer Grace is venom.
Trash.
At least, to me, it was better than.
James Franco is Harry Osborne.
The New Goblin with the...
the snowboard or whatever the fuck he had trash
I like that venom more than the
the two Tom Martin oh the three Tom
well the first two Tom Hardy movies I like
last dance that movie was awesome I haven't watched
is that the third one yeah I haven't watched that one
might not I mean
growing up reading about venom and all that
I mean and then when those venom movies came out
nothing against Tom Hardy.
He did what he was supposed to do.
But I was like, Sony, you guys are killing me
with these movies.
And all these other movies, I mean,
Madam Webb,
Morpheus,
and,
uh,
Raven.
Craven.
Craven was all right.
I mean,
it was rated R.
It was pretty brutal.
I mean,
kick ass.
he did a good job,
but,
like,
are you ever going to bring these guys into,
to fight Spider-Man at some point?
All that stuff got canceled.
Yeah, so.
I think they're only focusing on,
what you're gonna call it,
into the Spider-verse.
Which should have been out years ago.
Because after that second one,
I think it was gonna be like a year or two,
and then that third one was gonna come out.
Yeah, and they're supposed to be doing
an animated Venom movie too.
I think with the same kind of,
of animation.
Well, if you're going to do that, at least
make it
somewhat the venom story,
not this
meteor out of the sky
or
whatever the hell they did in Spider-Man 3, I already
forgot.
Oh.
Came down in a meteor and got on
his little moped
or whatever.
He,
oh.
Jazz hand.
Oh my gosh
Sam Rami
I love you but come on man
What are you doing
Same thing with the other
Venom movies
But Toby McGrath
Andrew Garfield
I mean he did a good job
I kind of liked him a little bit more
He was too
Cool to be Peter though
He didn't get me
Nerd vibes on it
And then the second one
Gwen Stacy was like
Figuring out stuff for him
I was like, you're supposed to be
one of the smartest characters
in the Marvel universe
and you got Gwen Stacy
like figuring shit out
for you.
Was that the one with,
what's his name?
Dennis Larry?
Was he?
That was the first one.
Was that? Okay.
Yeah, he was Gwen Stacy's dad.
All right.
They had
Academy Award winner
Emma Stone was
Gwen Stacy
and Academy Award winner
Sally Field
Aunt May
I loved how Aunt May was an old lady
and Spider-Man
Sam Ramey Spider-Man
then she was somewhat older
or a little younger but still older
Sally Field and then we got
Hot Marissa Tomey in the MCU
I was like
Yeah, it was crazy.
Get younger and younger.
I hear they're going to make an amazing Spider-Man 3.
I'm all for it.
And I don't know if Toby McGuire wants to do it again.
I don't see why not.
I'm thinking they could back up that Sony truck full of money and have him do it.
I heard he's an asshole in real life.
That's what I keep reading.
And I see all these articles and everything.
I don't know.
It's part of the Leo's crew.
What'd they call them the pussy gang or whatever?
I'm like, man, just,
you gotta be assholes.
I mean, I get it, man.
People hounding you and all that,
but I don't know.
And Jamie Fox,
I don't know what the hell.
They fixed it in no way home.
Yeah, but in the Amazing Spider-Man, too,
I was like, what the fuck is happening here?
I was juice for it
I got into
the panel
at Comic Con
and Hall H for it
because we were staying at the
Hard Rock Hotel across the street
and they had this big huge
screen outside and they kept
showing the trailer or teaser
or whatever
of Spider-Man 2
and I just remember looking at Jamie
Foske and what the heck
that's not Magneto
hashtag not my Magneto
so I'm like
all right but then we get to the panel
and they're all in there and they show what they show.
I was like, oh, okay.
And then the movie comes out and I was like,
what is this?
And Lance's boy, Dandahon,
I don't know about that,
but don't bring him back.
I was glad they brought to William Defoe back.
Stupid.
They killed Norman Osborne within like five minutes.
And you jump already into the Harry Osborne as the goblin.
Who directed these?
Mark Webb.
He did that, uh, was it 500 days of summer?
I don't think I've seen that.
The Gordon, Joseph Gordon Levitt.
Oh, okay.
I'm like, come on.
Well, I'm just, just, stop slapping me in the face and ruining my childhood with the, I mean, again, I've said this a billion times.
Good that it would, that the younger generations is getting all these commonplace.
movies but damn man they just
Sony's the one that's just
killing my childhood
because Spider-Man is my favorite Marvel character
and I'm like
ah man who's
who's the best Spider-Man to you
Toby Andrew or
Tom out of the
out of this new three
yeah um
Andrew Garfield I liked him
the best
uh I liked how he was Peter
I like it was a more darker
uh
character. I liked how he looked in the suit because
I can't remember what it was a
maybe in the 90s
I can't remember with Spider-Man but whoever was
drawing him they kind of really made
spider in when he was in his in a spider suit look all
lanky and that's how Andrew Garfield was he looked all
lanky and everything so I really liked how he looked
in that and plus he had the
the web shooters which I loved
Not to Toby McGuire where it came out of his hands or whatever else.
Yeah, I'm going to go with Tom because to me he actually made me feel like he was actually a teenager in high school.
Yeah, how old was he in that first one?
I think like 20-something.
He was good, but I didn't like all this how Tony Stark had to come in and give him his spider suit.
Yeah, that's why I'm thinking the new one's going to.
to be kind of like a soft reboot
since everybody
can't, doesn't remember who he is.
Oh, that's right.
Is
his buddy and
what's her name in it?
Yeah.
I saw the trail.
I don't know.
The only one who stick it out to me is
Nacho.
We finally get him.
A scorpion.
Yeah, about fucking time, man.
You teased me with the first movie,
then you give me two other ones and he's not in it.
I mean, I liked all three of the movies.
I mean, I liked all three of the movies.
I mean,
when Bubble Boy showed up as Mysterio.
I was like, what?
Really?
But I thought he did a good job.
I thought he was awesome.
And then to bring back,
what's his name,
as Jay Jonah Jamison,
which he's Jay Jonah Jameson.
That's an actor's name.
J.K.
Rawlings?
No.
No, that's Harry Potter.
Harry Potter chick.
J.K. Simmons?
Yeah, yeah.
He's Jay Jonah Jameson.
So I thought that was pretty sweet.
they brought him back.
He's Burns Schillinger to me from Oz.
Oh, that's right.
He wasn't that.
But, I mean, I...
Just make it good.
I mean, I like that Sony's at least part of...
Partnering up with Marvel Studios.
But...
Come on, Disney, man.
Just give him that money.
Give him a few billion here
and take the Spider-Man character.
all everything in the Spider-verse
along with it.
So they can at least give us somewhat decent
movie. Stop making these
other movies just to keep the property.
But
when we get the trailers, we'll talk
about another one. And I'm kind of like,
I don't know.
We'll see. We'll see where that
goes. We'll see what James Gunn does.
I'm not James Gunn.
Is he? No, no, no.
I'm thinking there's something else. James Gunn? That's
a DC, huh?
Yeah, okay.
There's something else coming to Marvel,
unless it's rumors.
I can't remember what it was.
I get all my comic book movies mixed up.
But I don't know.
Again, what?
There's what?
The eight Spider-Man movies, live action,
plus the him involvement and all the other things,
but the Spider-Man movies alone,
the three Tobies, two Andrew,
and three,
Tom's, I mean, they're good.
But my grandson's, well, that's not Spider-Man.
Because they only know Tom Holland.
And then when I show them the earlier ones,
I went, who's he?
I want, that's Spider-Man.
And I'm like, okay.
And then we're watching the Amazing Spider-Man one time.
I was just showing him clips.
And they were like, who's he?
I said, that's Spider-Man.
You should have, you haven't shown him no way home?
Um, I've shown them all the newer.
They know Tom Holland as Spider-Man.
They know all that.
But I said, you want to see the real Spider-Man.
Check out Spider-Man 77 with the real Peter Parker and Spider-Man.
Nicholas Hammond.
That's Spider-Man, everyone.
He's the OG.
Unless you want to go to Electric Company, Spider-Man,
but we never knew who that guy was.
Did you ever watch any of those old school
70s?
Spider-Man?
When I was a kid.
They're terrible.
I mean,
but that's what we had in the
late 70s.
I mean, we, there was minimal
comic book stuff.
We had the old Superman,
black and white, then it went to color.
Batman 66.
The real Batman, Adam West, rest in peace.
Those I used to watch.
The old school Batman.
and that old school Superman show.
Yeah, those.
I mean, that's as much as comics we had.
Then Spider-Man came out.
Then The Incredible Hulk with the Friggs and Bill Bigsby.
I was like, wow, our comic book characters are coming alive.
And then there was like nothing for years and years and years.
So that was what we got.
I think 89 when Tim Burton's Batman came out.
and we got Batman, live action Batman movie.
Well, other than...
Your favorite Batman?
No.
The first Batman movie was with Adam West.
There was a movie with Adam West.
Yeah, Batman, the movie.
It's goofy.
But that was the first Batman movie.
So, but...
That guy had shark repellent on his bat belt.
He had Robin throw it down.
Send down the bat shark repellent.
What was it?
I was at an indigenous comic con,
Alwood Kirkie,
and some guy brought it,
he had his Batmobile.
He had it in.
I was in there early
when they were bringing everything in
and he rolled in with the Batmobile.
And I was like,
oh my God!
It blew my mind.
He set it all up
and I was over there talking to him.
I got to sit in it too.
I was like,
damn, man.
Adam West and Bert Ward must have been
small or super skinny
because I was like,
no way.
I can roll top speed
and that thing.
But anyway,
and the Batmobile, and then he opened up the trunk,
and I had all the bat gadgets and the shark,
the bat shark repellent he had in there.
I was like, oh my God, I said, is this?
He goes, he made it.
But I was like, that's good enough.
When's the Batman, too, coming out?
Next year?
Did they finish it or did they even start filming it?
I think they just started filming it.
What did you think of that one?
I liked it.
I did two.
It was dark.
Got into his, he was in his detective mode in that one.
I liked Paul Dano as the riddler.
The worst actor in Hollywood?
Come on, Quentin.
Leave that man alone.
Oh, man.
But I dug it.
I like what's her name is Cowell Woman.
She was sexy.
Zoe
Crivitz?
Yeah
Was she in those
Mad Max movies?
She's in the first one.
First one?
What was I watch?
Oh,
I'll have to find that video good.
It was a video where it,
they explained that
the Max
that's in Mad Max Free Road
isn't
the Mel Gibson,
Mel Gibson Max,
Rock of Tans.
Yeah.
They were saying it was that little defernal kid from Road Warrior.
They said that was him.
Because they said he didn't really say his name.
I have to rewatch the movie.
I haven't seen it in a while.
They were saying that they didn't say his name was Max
until I guess close to the end.
Yeah.
When he's the driving back.
Yeah.
So I was like, if that's true, okay.
I can accept that.
Isn't Mel Gibson have a cameo like he's in the crowd or something?
Dude, I don't know.
I left the theater mad watching that movie.
Movie was awesome.
Theo loves it, man.
I just, I was like, hashtag not my Max Rockatansky, but if that was true, which I don't think,
what's his name, the director said it was, I'm like, okay, I can, I can roll with that.
If that's the frontal kid and he took on the character as Max,
then, all right, I can live with it.
But I was just like, no.
I don't know.
I just couldn't do it.
I was excited for it.
But I was like, no, because we get the interceptor right in the beginning and then they destroy it again.
I was like, that shit blew up in Road Warrior two movies ago.
It fixed it.
they said in the comics
I was like
that some little
dudes
got the car
fixed it all up
and gave it back to them
I was like
yeah
the one kids
from
the Thunderdome
the ones that were waiting
for Captain Walker
yeah
no
no
I mean I'm an old grouch
everyone
I don't give a fuck
but
No.
That fucking, that shit blew up in Road Warrior.
No, they didn't fix it.
Anyway, well, I guess we'll have to tackle Fury Road again.
Yeah, because I got to rewatch, what was it, Furiosa?
I like that one a little more.
I was a little bored, and I think it was the runtime.
Yeah, man.
It was like almost three hours.
What's his name was the All-Star, Thor?
Oh, Chris Hensler?
He was awesome in that movie.
I need to re-watch that one, too.
I just saw it one time in the theater.
And I didn't even want to see it
because I hated Fury Road that much.
But how did we get into all this?
Where are we now?
Well, let's get into some horror headlines.
All right.
Let's see.
Hard Eyes 2 gets a February 11th, 2028 release date.
Hard Eyes 2.
Did you like the first one?
Yeah, I thought it was fun.
It was a fun slasher.
It wasn't like the best movie of the year.
I've said this before.
It seemed like it was a like a Valentine romance movie.
And then they just threw in a kid.
killer in it and
I liked how the killer looked
I really loved the mask I thought that was sweet
but it was just like this
there's too much love
love storyline in this movie
and I get it it was
set during Valentine's Day and all that
but I was sitting there
my son was sitting there he was like what's going on
I'm like I don't know
I'll have to rewatch it
is it streaming anywhere
I'm sure it is.
Netflix.
Netflix, yeah.
I'll watch it again.
Let's see.
What else do we have?
Wait a minute.
Oh, that was him.
Mason Gooding, he was in a screen.
Barely in the new one.
Wasn't that Jamie Kennedy's sister's kid?
Yeah, one of the twins.
Heather Matarad.
That was their mom.
I like them in that, not this last one, the one before that, when they had a little, little bigger of a part.
Yeah, I think, I said it in our review.
I think they were underused because I think they were trying to, they had them in to say,
hey, remember New York?
But we're not going to really talk about it.
Yeah.
Let's see.
You've seen the trailer for that New York.
movie coming out, Obsession.
Obsession?
Where the guy makes a wish
to be in love with that girl, and she's like...
Oh, I just recently seen that.
Yeah, the director, Curry Barker,
is going to direct the new Texas Chainsaw Masker
movie for A-24.
Another one?
Yeah, so
I've got to clarify, because before
I did the news of a few,
like a month ago
they said
Glenn Powell
and J.T.
Molnar were attached to
do it. But apparently they're
doing the series that
A24 is doing.
So A24 is doing a Texas
Chainsaw Masker series
and a movie.
Do we need it?
And apparently
they're not going to be remakes.
How many different ways
that we can tell this fucking
story. What we got?
What's there? Six movies? I think.
More than that, isn't it?
Let me see.
Texas Chainsaw, one, two. Oh, there's shit.
There's a hell of them.
Three.
Six.
Ten. Next generation.
We need to do that one for 31.
Which one?
The Matthew McConaughey one.
I'll do it again.
I think it was last year I did my whole retrospective on all of them.
No wait, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
There's nine of them.
I don't know who put this All-American Massacre in there.
We might have to...
What's that other show we do?
Frightful reflections.
Do commentary.
Yeah, we might have to do that.
I'm down.
Because that movie is fucking wacky as hell.
I got two Academy Award winners in that one.
I think I read one of them
tried to get it stopped from coming out
because they waited until like one of them was super big.
I think it was Renee Zellwinger.
I think she did.
But both of them recently now start to talk about it.
Because before it was like, yeah, they just, they wouldn't.
I saw an interview with a,
Renee Zellweger
and she brought it up
because I don't know
they were talking about
some movies
and she goes
oh well when I did
this horror movie
and da-da-da-da-da
they showed a clip
from it
and she goes
yeah
me and Matthew McConaughey
I was like
oh my God
and yeah
he was on something
and he was talking
about it too
he was like hey man
I was young
I needed work
and I did it
that's good day
talk about it
they ain't weird
like
what's his name
Morbius
he don't want to talk
about he doesn't talk about urban legend he i seen an interview where the guy
asked him a question and he was like i don't know what you're talking about and he was like
urban legend you were in it he was like i wasn't in that movie
was he one of the main i've seen that movie yeah he's like the main
to lead girls like love interests
all i remember was robert england and uh chucky uh uh
Brad Durf
For his little quick cameo
On the beginning
Oh man
Did you like that last Texas chance off
The Netflix one?
Yeah, I thought it was fine
I did too
I liked it
It was pretty bloody
It made its point
And the way it ended
I'm like oh cool
We can get another one
But apparently not
I think people got hung up on it
Because how old he was supposed to be
Yeah
It was uh
direct sequel from the 74 one
but yeah you should have been
an old old man
let's see
uh
world war z two is officially in the works of paramount
I think it's been like
yeah since 2013
okay
Brad Pitt in it
he would I hope so
because the thing
if I remember it kind of left it on a cliffhanger
he was still separated from his family
and they were trying to kick his family off that ship.
No, he showed up at the end.
He did?
Yeah, they were on that island.
They went to some island or somewhere.
And he came up on a boat,
and they were already on shore.
And he came running up, and then it was over.
I like my version better.
My favorite scene in that was,
that part in Israel
when they came over the wall
and it just all hell broke loose
but the shot that I loved
it was right after
that one soldier got bit
and they ran outside
when they were trying to get to that helicopter
and got too low to the ground
and all those zombies jumped on it
and then it was just war
they crawled in and they attacked
the pilot and they're
I'm pretty sure it was CGI
But the helicopter was all over the place
And those zombies were just hanging on
And some were falling off
And then it just...
I thought that was awesome.
That movie took me a few times to like it.
Because the first one I saw it,
I was like, huh, okay.
And my son was sitting there.
He goes, that was not like the book.
I was like, I'm not a reader.
So I was like, damn.
So I was like, all right, once it came out,
I bought it and washed it over.
all the times I just happened to throw it on
and have something on in the background
I watched it over and over and I like that movie
I remember
it was years ago
there was a teaser
for it everyone thought it was real
but it was somebody made it was supposed to be
World War Z-2
and some kind of fungus
that was making
the infected people go wild
it looked cool but I've never
It just, it was fake and it never became anything.
But I'm ready for it.
I'll go see it.
Let's see.
Violin Knight 2 has cast Mrs. Claus.
And it would be Kristen Bell.
Hmm.
We did that one, didn't we?
Yeah.
What's his name still in it?
Yeah.
I think in this one, he's not Santa Claus no more.
to make I read something
he's working as a mall
Santa Claus now
Wasn't he like a Viking or something like that?
Yeah, like something
The Red, I can't remember
what his name was. Red Guardian.
He is Red Guardian.
You watch that show from
on MGM Plus?
No, I've been wanting to. People have been telling
watch it, watch it, I haven't... Yeah, I've seen
the first season.
and a half of the second. It's really good.
It's renewed for a fifth and final season.
Does that many seasons? Yeah.
Shit. We did Fat Man too, didn't we?
Yeah, we did that one on action.
For Mel Gibson. That one was hell of good, too.
I don't have to rewants that one.
Oh, Christmas, bloody Christmas. I didn't like that one.
You didn't like that one?
No. Was that the robot Santa?
yeah
I did like it
I'll have to watch
Fat Man again I haven't seen that
I think the last time I saw it is when we did it
and that first came out
yeah that's all I'm seeing for news
unless you got something
I don't know
I don't know
I guess what do you go on
bloody disgusting or you're just going
bloody disgusting Fangoria
Daily Dead's pretty good
Hmm. They will kill you.
Did you guys do that one?
Yeah.
That was more action, if anything.
Well, we kind of talked about it on the last episode.
Yeah.
Because Lance didn't watch it when he was supposed to.
What's Disclosure Day?
It's a new Spielberg, alien, UFO, movie.
Close Encounters, too. That's what some people call it.
And from when I'm
Reading
I guess he said
Nothing from the third act
Has been in none of the trailers
What?
So the third act's gonna be all the surprise.
Ah, well
He
Steven Spilger hasn't let me down.
I mean
His movies are good for what they are.
I didn't like the trailer though.
I'm just hoping
that he's listening
and doesn't put the whole movie in the trailer
because everything seems to be doing that
and it just pisses out.
We were talking about Faces of Death on East Society
and I was talking about the trailer was on
and that whole fucking movie was in the trailer.
I was like, God damn!
They showed hell of parts,
all the good parts in the trailer.
I don't know.
I want to go see that again
before the Yankee out of the theater.
but I think it is down to one showing now.
What's this?
I Am Legend 2 news.
Didn't he die?
That was the alternate ending.
Oh, that's right.
He somehow got that SUV over the Hudson
and he was on shore.
Yeah, I Am Legend 2, not locksdown director,
Stephen Capel, Jr.
Because they blew up all the bridges and the tunnels
that went to Manhattan.
But somehow he got that
the little SUV he was driving around in
over to the other side.
Well, maybe he had a boat.
I don't know if I'm just overthinking it.
But what was the last Will Smith movie?
Didn't everyone,
doesn't anyone hate him now?
Wasn't that one where he was a slave?
It was like an Apple movie.
Was that, uh,
before or after the slap?
I think it was after.
I can't tell you the last Will Smith.
No, the last Will Smith movie I watched
was that last bad boys.
Yeah, I saw that.
And when was that
Gemini Man or whatever?
When did that one come out?
Oh, a few years ago.
Was that after or before?
Before.
Okay.
I want to say that was
other than bad, but I think
Gemini Man was the last one I've seen.
Highlander remake promises
brutal action and more sword play.
Why not?
I'll see it.
It's got a good cast.
It's got Henry Cavill,
Batista,
former world champion
Drew McIntyre.
What's that guy's name?
I always say his name.
I always say his name around.
Daman Hansu from Amistad.
Movies was there.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Highlander movies?
Yeah, seven, unless these are TV shows.
Seven, eight?
I think those are just TV shows.
TV movies.
So I only remember the Highlander and the Highlander to the Quickening.
yeah i only seen the first three that was it i kind of tuned out after that because uh christopher
lambert that's um that's the highlander mccloud i haven't seen those movies forever i'm going to
have to dust off the first one you get to that episode in the goldbergs no oh wait i think i
think i did when they had the highlander club yeah yeah it could be only one in that one cool
kid that always listens to rush.
Oh, they got
the ponytail. Yeah, made his own
Islander club.
Oh, man.
That's what I love about the Goldbergs.
It's just all 80s. And I love
how it goes, back in 1980-something.
But the 80s
in that show, their timelines all over the place.
Yeah, that's why they always said
1980-something, because he can't
remember exactly.
It was
weird seeing him in Pete
movie cussing. I haven't
seen that yet. I want to see it. Isn't
Dustin in that too? Yeah,
they're both like dropping
F-bombs and...
Is Adam have glasses? I don't like when he doesn't have glasses.
No, and you
can see that I
kind of... Is it really?
Yeah. Okay.
Because I know in the show, he goes
I kind of lazy eye, he takes his glasses off
and it goes all crazy.
It's not as bad as on the show, but you
and kind of see it kind of
wanting to wander.
All right. I'll check
it. I've been wanting to see it. I need to watch it
before we record our next
E Society because I kept seeing
ads for it. I should see it because I need to watch that, that Hulk
Hogan show. What's her names in it?
Becky. Becky. It's from the movie
Becky. Oh.
I don't know her name, but I don't know what I were talking about.
I didn't like the second one.
Lulu Wilson.
I like that second one.
They're doing a third one.
Third one.
Supposed to wrap up story and
hopefully explain what that fucking key does.
After we watch,
the first one I did like,
that was kind of rough seeing Kevin James
play that role, but...
He did a good job, though.
Yeah, it was still good.
Little too good.
All right. Let's get into the trailer park.
All right.
Let's jump into this one you wanted to do, Night of the Living Dead,
2026 remake.
Yeah, hold on really quick.
Let me pull something up on it.
Based on the original film, Night of the Living Dead,
that's the synopsis on I and D.B.
Let me see.
A new low-budget remake of Night of Living,
Dead is scheduled for 2026,
directed by Christopher Ray and starring
Vivica A. Fox.
Vivica, I love you. I love
you to death. I wanted to do your face.
It looks.
Again,
do what you want
to your body, but
I just, it's tough
to look
at her sometimes.
Migo Hughes, he's
in it. Robert
Carradine, I heard this is one of the last things
he found. Oh, really?
And Scott Fargus from
Toy Story
and RVD
Rob Van Damme, he's in this.
Yeah, when he popped
up, I was like, R.V.
Oh, man.
What did you think of this trailer?
I mean,
it didn't look
completely bad.
But it looks like this is the same fucking story.
It's just they swapped out, uh, what's his name for Viveka A Fox.
Ben?
Yeah.
Is that Dee Wallace?
I think it was.
The effects look cool.
And, uh, Barbara, if that's her, it looks like her.
Is this still like public domain, like we can make another living dead movie?
We sure can make one.
I mean, I've seen just about all the Night,
Night of Living Dead movies, the animated ones,
this one, and that one, the 3D ones,
and even the stupid one when they added footage
to the original George Romero one.
That one was terrible.
Oh, man.
but oh there he is
Robert Carrey
rest in peace
I
again
I'll see it
I mean
I've seen all the other ones
I'm sure it's
just as goofy as the other ones
this is not theater is it
oh hell no
he's going straight to
something
either VOD
or screen box or
one of those ones
and Vivica, I know you got to work.
Hey, do your thing.
And RBD as well.
Yeah, they got twins now.
Oh, man.
I hope you guys left
milk and cookies out
for RVD the other night.
420 Eve.
But when's this come out?
Looking it up right now.
Doesn't say.
Yeah.
It doesn't.
Came out to 26 in Russia.
Why don't we get it?
That's the sorority shark attack.
See, he pulled these crazy movies and more craziness popped out.
There's another night of living dead.
I don't see.
I guess it's pre-production.
A group of strangers must survive an onslaught of the undead that lasts through the night,
all while trying to get along as they wait.
for help to arrive.
Directed by Joshua Lee Faser.
Rise again.
I did remake.
A reanimated classic of the new.
All right.
See, anyone can make one.
If you got the money, go for it.
Just make it decent.
Because I think the last one I bought was
the one was Sid Haig, the Night of Living Dead 3D.
I've never seen that one.
It's not very good.
I was at Comic-Con and I was talking to Sid Haig, rest and peace.
And he was the one that told me, yeah, I'm in the new Night of Living Dead movie.
And it's in 3D and he had a picture.
And then you put on your 3D glasses and look at it.
It was just him standing there.
I don't remember the scene.
But what the hell is this?
Night of Living Dead
Darkness dawned
He came out in 2015
You can rent it for $1.99 on Prime
Is this
animated?
It is.
I think I've seen that one.
It says Dark as Dawn, but then on the poster
It says Night of Living Dead
Or origins.
Yeah, I did see that one.
That was the title of it, the origin one.
It's like,
um
CGI
Yeah, it's not that
good
I'm sure it's better than
all the other ones that are out there
well it's got Daniel Harris
and
late and great
Tony Todd
rest in peace
Bill Mosley
uh
Sydney Portier
or Tamila
Portier
is that his daughter
I think that was the one
from
death proof
Jungle Julia
Yeah, that is her.
Tom Seisborne, rest in peace.
Joseph Pantilino, rest in peace.
And there's hell of fools in this.
I'll have to find this one.
I'm not red in the dollar 99.
Yeah, I'm a cheap skate, but I'll find it.
All right.
So Night of Living Dead, 20, 26?
Is that when this is good?
Yeah.
We'll see it when it comes out, everyone.
I'm going to come back on here and let you know how it is.
Yeah.
What are we got next?
DC's Clay Face
It's just a teaser
But
Are you familiar with the character?
Only from the animated series
Um
It looks okay
Definitely leaning into the body horror
Yeah
And I heard it's going to be rated R
Good
Directed by
James Watkins
He did that movie
Eden Lake
and the remake
to
the fuck is that movie called
with James McElroy
Hear no see no evil
Oh yeah
Is that the one when the
Had that family in that house up on a hill
Yeah speak no evil
Speak no evil yeah
Um
And it is written by Mike Flanagan
Hmm
I mean, it looks cool, but I'm going to wait until I see it.
Because Theo's like, it's a horror movie.
I'm like, ugh.
This is how you get Theo into 31.
Oh, he's going to have to see it because it's a comic book movie.
But he didn't even see Craven.
I'm like, dude, just go see it.
He didn't need to see Craven.
I liked it.
I saw in a theater.
It made my best of list or when we do our comic book movies.
Well, you definitely.
get Theo on 31 because this
comes out October 23rd.
Yeah, it comes out on
my son Kyle's birthday.
A little celebrate his birthday and watch this.
Just entertain me,
be good. I really don't
know that much lore on
Clayface, so
combo bookwise, animated
series, yeah, all that's cool.
But we'll
we'll see. We'll see what they do.
Let's see a shake
shifting creature made of magical clay haunts Gotham City
alternating between villain and ally of
Batman. Multiple tragic figures have taken on the
Clayface mantle over the years.
What kind of synopsis is that?
I don't know, but is Batman in it? Which Batman?
I'm going to say, judging by
that scene where we get the shadow of his hand forming into a weapon,
this will be in the DCEU
not the Pattinson
Batman
and the guy that plays
him
I know I've seen him and
the gentleman
all right that's where I seen him
I'm gonna wait until I see it to cast my vote
I mean it looks
trailer's
teaser
it looks like it's gonna be somewhat bloody
CGI looks good
Like that at the very end
The last scene when he rubs his face
Yeah
So we'll see
Are we can get a big old
Pile of shit
Like he looks in animated stuff
I don't know
We'll see
I know cinema con
They got to see more
I think they got to see a full trailer
And I think I was reading
Like in the trailer
They got to see like his face falls off
For those of you that don't know
Who Clayface is
Look him up
To like animated stuff
from the comics and everything.
Like, I want to know, are we getting that?
Are we going to get this big Hulk?
Hulkie glob thing?
Or are we just going to get some small little man-sized thing?
So I don't know.
If Batman is not in it, at least mention him.
But I don't know.
I don't know what they're doing in this.
We'll see.
but the teaser looks promising
hopefully we get a little more
with the film and if it's rated are
just be bloody and violent
and have them rip fools apart
so we'll see
but when's that come out
over 23rd
I said it read the very end
all right I'm ready for it
our final
trailer well another teaser
is evil
dead burn
from director
Sebastian
Venisic
he did the infest
movie that I think me and Mike
told you to watch. I still haven't seen it yet.
There's a lot going on
in this trailer.
I've heard some
rumors on what the synopsis
is
and it's going to be something different.
than the other evil dead movies.
I think the people that read from this book
are doing it on purpose.
Is this in the
Evil Dead Rise timeline?
Yeah.
I think it's all canon.
Well, they made them all canon in that last movie
when they said that there was multiple books.
Yeah.
So I was like, ah, okay, I get it.
Yeah, this is going to be another
book and from what I understand
this group of people purposely read
from the book trying to
conjure up something
so are these dead ice that are running around
attacking everyone looks like an action movie
yeah I heard it's going to be like a whole town
of dead ice not just like a building
that last one was good I liked it
evil dead rise
because what's her name I saw her at
who was that con
mad monster
party and then I saw her in Vegas at
Days of the Dead. Oh
Alyssa Sutherland?
Yeah, she was beautiful
all scary looking, but without
the makeup? Oh man.
There's too many people over there at her
table. But I'm
down for this one. This one looks like it's going
to be good.
Yeah.
Cinema con,
from what I heard from cinema con,
everybody was super excited from what
they got to see.
How do we get to that?
Cinema con
Can you just buy tickets or do you got to be invited?
I think I told my daughter to look at it.
And I think she said you can buy tickets.
She'll make it to that one day.
Sometimes that's in Vegas, right?
I think so.
Hope it's not hot.
Cinema con.
Let me see.
Well, what happened in April?
Well, last week.
Yeah.
for the last week.
What's the weather?
I know it was,
I think it was like 80 degrees
during WrestleMania.
Yeah, I always wanted to go to
Cinema Con because, like,
what else happened at Cinemicon?
People got to see the first 20 minutes
of the Mandalorian and Grogu.
Well, it's not too hot down there,
so.
I don't want to see anyone.
They're to me,
we got our tickets to go see
Mandalorian Grogu.
We're doing like round
one and two on one day.
Shout out to Theo.
We're seeing in IMAX in San Francisco
at the Metriot
and then
I think we're saying that like at two
and then at later that evening at 6 o'clock
we're going to Alamo Draf House
to see it.
See, that's what I like.
You guys are real Star Wars fans.
You guys aren't
complaining about
the trailer
because I heard people
like this is just a super long episode
of the Mandalorian.
I assume that's all it is, but
like, what's wrong with that?
It's Star Wars in the movie theater.
Yeah.
I was there from the beginning in 77.
And then we had that huge
gap of nothing until
the episode one came out.
And then
after that, and then you guys are just
spoiled. Those are the complaint
are spoiled because you got all these movies, you got these TV shows,
you got these animated show, you got all this Star Wars shit getting shoved down your
throat and you're still bitching. I'm happy
that we still got Star Wars. I'm happy that my kids and my grandsons now
have Star Wars. I don't like the
I don't like the people that don't watch the stuff
and complain about it.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
Everyone, I complain about a lot of bullshit, but...
But you still watch what you complain about.
I'll still see it.
Because you always got that thing in the back of your mind.
Like, if I see it, it could change my mind.
Yeah, I mean, I'll go see it.
Like, I was like I said earlier, I was happy about,
oh, Mad Max again another one.
Then I saw the movie and then I tore it apart.
But I still went and seen it.
Was I happy with those last three Star Wars movies, the trilogy?
Not Solo and the other one.
I like Solo.
I did too.
I mean, Rogue One, which was fucking awesome.
I don't care what anyone is.
I got an argument with someone on Facebook about Solo.
They told me Solo was the worst, not only the worst Star Wars movie,
but one of the worst movies ever.
And I was like, what didn't you like about it?
And he was like, oh, I didn't watch it.
I just seen the trailer.
One of the worst movies ever.
You need to watch more movies.
There's a ton of shit out there.
Was it the greatest Star Wars movie?
No.
But it was Star Wars.
And I was happy.
I was there for it.
I was there.
I didn't see it twice in one day.
Rogue one day.
It was like, as soon as I walked out at one theater,
walked right across the hall and saw it again.
That's how hyped I was.
for that movie.
But I'm happy.
I mean,
Mandalorian Grogut's gonna be awesome.
I don't know how long,
at least two hours.
And I'm excited.
Will we get another season of it?
I hope so.
I want another season of Boba Fett,
but make him
the ruthless Boba Fett that I grew up knowing.
Not this super soft,
sensitive Boba Fett bullshit that we got.
got I didn't really care for that series, but I was happy we got it.
So I'm just like, I just, I just roll with it.
I haven't watched them all yet.
I'm kind of waiting until, I think, not sure if it's over, over yet, like the whole season,
but I'm waiting until it's done so I can just sit down and zip through it.
Theo, he can't wait.
I got it week to week.
And I said, I can wait.
Same thing with Daredevil.
I can, I'm waiting until that's over, man, just zip through it.
not finished not one Star Wars show.
I've started all of them.
The one that took a minute was Andor.
It was good,
but I knew it wasn't going to be
traditional Star Wars,
the Force and all that shit.
I knew it wasn't going to be that.
It was a good,
it was a good,
uh,
spy crime thing. I thought it was good.
But it just,
that's why I didn't like rush through.
it. I mean, Mandalorian, week to week, I couldn't wait for that.
Soka, awesome. Give me more.
Boba Fad, I was excited and then I was kind of like, yeah, as the season went on.
But animated stuff, I'm still slowly getting through Clone Wars and all that and
rebels and whatever the other ones are. But I'm excited for it. I'm ready. I mean,
Star Wars in the movie theater. I'm happy. I mean, give me more.
more and we'll see but yeah cinema con looks like you got to register and be be a someone
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brown breaker got hurt again already i guess he got hit in the on monday he got hit in the back of
head with a chair and split his
shit open. Oh, he did.
Did you watch Raw?
I didn't see. I only saw
clips. Yeah, when
Seth came in and Beek hit him in the bag
of the head.
And I saw the fan footage of him
sitting on the
up against the barricade and
the ref was like a hold the towel on his head.
Yeah, it was
leaking. But he kept
going until they went to commercial.
Speaking of that,
Did you see those videos of punk after the match when he was trying to walk and kept falling?
Yeah, I thought you were going to talk about the guy he slapped his phone out of his hand.
No, no, not that one, but somebody filmed it.
It was like the match was over and he kept trying to get up and he kept falling.
I don't know if that was just K-Fabe or...
I think he was selling the...
Was he really tired?
I think a little bit of both
I'm sure he was tired
He was huffing and puffing
He looked fine on Monday
Yeah he did
He came out talking shit
Let Cody know
I'm coming for that belt
I'm excited for that now
Wrestling was like
Okay we've seen these before
But after that whole spiel
At first they came out
Hey no it's all right
He's my buddy
We're friends
And fuck dude
Cody
Welcome to wrestling
Returns a minute. Cody Rhodes
Eye. Oh, real
quick, just finished trailer
trailer park. Evil Dead
Burns hits theaters July
10th. Okay. Wrestling returns.
Fuck, dude, his eye?
I had to watch the
clip again when he got kicked in the
eye.
I was like,
okay. I mean, it
connected. It's been
a minute since Randy punted somebody.
Was it
an accident, I'm sure it was. But dude, because I seen the video in the, in the pictures after,
when his eye was just shut. But Monday, day after WrestleMania? Because that happened
was Saturday night, right? When he got kicked in the head? Yeah. Yeah, so that had a whole day,
almost two days. And dude, it looked, it looked worse than when he tore his, was his bicep.
Is that what that was?
It's pectoral.
Yeah, I thought that was bad.
But fuck, dude, this eye was all blood red and everything.
Even Puck was looking at and going, ooh.
Because when he came out, as soon as he took his sunglasses off, I was like, holy shit.
I was like, oh, man.
Cody, he's an all-star.
No matter how hurt he gets, he still shows up and shows out.
and I'm excited.
I don't know when we're getting this match.
It's not going to be a backlash, is it?
Now it is I like that.
Backlashes in like two weeks.
Yeah, save it for SummerSlam.
Let's let it, let his eye heal and let it heat up.
Well, we are getting it backlash is the tribal chief and Jacob Fattu.
I mean, well, who knows?
Maybe the OTC will drop the belt.
Some of you guys probably, what the fuck are they talking about?
He might drop the belt.
Who knows?
I mean, I don't think this early.
He could.
I don't know.
I mean, he just put the bloodline back together.
Does he need to hold it for another thousand days or however?
He's not going to hold it that long.
I think they're working up to him and Oba.
I guess.
So was Brock done?
Because they didn't really say.
I think it's part of a story angle.
I think he's going to be done.
Because I just saw an article saying that he's mad at the WWE now, Brock.
Isn't that what you do when you retire?
Yes.
Isn't that what Goldberg did?
He was done, done.
He started talking shit.
I was speaking to him.
He's the new gym.
the new gym coach
and a teacher
on the Goldberg's.
He's got the big whistle.
This last
episode or episode
or so back,
I'm on season eight,
I believe.
I think it was the
the, um,
the,
uh,
the cat,
one of the cafeteria ladies.
She kept trying to get on him.
She kept winging on him and touch him in the ass.
He'd get,
well,
knock it off.
Goldberg.
He almost killed Undertaker.
Damn it.
But,
Brahm Breaker.
I'm sorry,
I don't like him.
He's just,
he's too sloppy, man.
I thought he was going to kill Seth
Rollins,
but he,
we talked about it already on wrestling,
he kind of sideswiped him
when he came running back in.
We'll see.
But anyway,
where are we?
All right.
We are not going to do
listener feedback,
because I don't
handle those part of the notes
but we are going to do
podcast spotlight and shout out
till death do we pod
what are they on everything
they are on
what I know Spotify
Apple podcast
I would read their
description but it is a lot
hmm
I've heard these guys
Melissa
and Eric
I haven't even tried your last name.
I'll give him a shot.
Yeah.
Listen to, well, I've just been listening to, um, happy horror time.
Shout out to them, uh, to Matt and Tim.
I love that show.
How do they get those interviews?
I don't know, man.
I met both of them at one of their, uh, screenings for Hell House, the, the first one.
Uh-huh.
Oh, man, they were hell of cool.
I mean, I love Tim.
He's my favorite, but.
they just interviewed
I can't remember her name
She was in it Jason Lives
I think they said
They're almost 30
Cast
From
Pretty much all the movies
All the Friday 13 movies
I'm like god damn
Yeah how the fuck you
I guess all you gotta do is ask
You see the yes or no
But
I'm like, man
That's why I love that show man
Because Tim
He's a huge Friday
13th fan
And Matt is all about Halloween
But man
I mean
Shout up to both of them
If you guys don't listen to happy horror time
Those two are hilarious
But
Till death do us part
I'll check them out
Yeah
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I made it was
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For all the regular stuff
So
But
What are you feature attractions now
Feature attractions
All right
Pulling it up
I
Are no guys not here
So I don't have
Shit pulled up
Well I can do
The first one
For mummy
Ninety-9
I'm going off IMDB.
1959,
unrated, an hour and 28 minutes.
It could have been an hour, in my opinion,
but monster horror, adventure, horror,
okay.
In 1895,
British archaeologists find and open
the tomb of Egyptian princess
Akana,
I don't know,
and an aphorious consequence.
is directed by
Terrence Fisher, written by
Jimmy Snagster.
What does a poster say?
Nerve-shattering, shock.
The mummy, all-new
and technicolor.
Okay.
Nerve-shattering shock.
Was it?
Hey, but this stars.
Graham-off Tarkin,
the late and great Peter Cushing.
to me he's Dracula
Count Dracula
I love Dracula Prince of Darkness
Probably my favorite
Dracula film
But Darth Taranus
Count Duku
Christopher Lee
Rest in peace
I'm sure
A lot of these castes rest in peace
Yvonne
Is it Farrow?
Farrox?
Farrell?
I think Farrow
I'll go with that
Eddie Brian
And a ton of other people
in this film
Um
It was part of the
the Hammer collection
for you Hammer fans
so but Brian what did you think of
1959 the mummy
I thought I've seen this before
but when the movie started it I was realizing
this is going to be a first time watch
it's got a lot of legends
in it Peter Cushing Christopher Lee
they
did their best
with the makeup and the sets
and everything
but as far as storyline, man, this movie was boring.
That's what I said.
They could stretch it out in an hour.
There was too much explanation.
Where was the mummy?
It was the whole explanation in the middle.
And he wasn't even a mummy.
He was a damn swamp monster.
He looked like he had mud.
Well, he came out of the mud.
I don't know how he got in there.
I don't remember how he got in there.
But, don't get me wrong.
Legends in it.
Legends in this film.
Makeup, I loved it all.
Costumes, set design, all of that thing.
Yeah, for 1959, they did a good job.
Yeah, they put their money in the effects and everything.
But as far as storyline, it was all over the place.
And a lot of explanation on what was this happening and backstory, which was like a
half hour. I'm like,
really? You didn't need to show that whole
backstory? You could have just mentioned, hit the highlights
instead of showing it all.
It was
1959, different, different times
back then.
Pretty much all white cast.
I was going to say, you talk about the brown face.
Yeah, they just darkened them up.
And everybody spoke English.
I was
kind of like, okay.
but again different times back then
it's not frowned upon like it is today
but
basically
I've said this before on other shows
listen to the locals
and shit won't go sideways
these white guys come in
hey we're gonna dig up
your ancestors
and the locals come in
hey man I wouldn't do that if I were you
shit's gonna go bad
and that day
fuck you
we're not going to listen to you and they do and then shit went bad i did like how uh christopher lay
looked i really loved the whole mummy thing i really love this poster i think i love the poster
more than the movie um the effects were good when they were shooting at them i thought that was cool
they did put the uh exploding packs every time that mummy got hit with bullets
something would blow up on him i thought that was cool uh when he came out of the mud when he came
walking in i thought that was sweet
or when he broke into that guy's cell and killed him.
There was a part in the movie where, okay, he's walking like how you think a mummy would walk throughout the movie.
But then when he kidnaps a girl, he just says, fuck it, and just walks regular and snatches her up.
It was, yeah, it was the, I don't know her name, the Egyptian princess or whatever died.
and they put her
mummified her and put her in her
little tomb thing and
they had
what the hell was Christopher Lee's name
they just have him as the mummy I can't remember
his name in it but they
basically
he was the guard
the guardian of her tomb
and he was he was
all for it I mean he
when they executed all those ladies
they didn't show it but
when they check out
I got it I
assume they all got their heads cut off when those dudes of the big swords were standing behind them
but he was his job was to basically take care of her his love i guess his love interests
to guard over her tomb so uh archaeologists or whoever won't uh disturb her so he was mummified
and he was basically buried alive or put in that little wall closet thing
and that would suck.
You're alive and you just got to stand there until you die,
I assume until you ran out of air.
And did they like do something to his legs?
Because he was still stiff when he was standing,
when they opened it.
That little closet thing that he was in.
And then he was just,
he sprung into action.
They said,
all right,
hey,
you need to go find all the people that disturbed,
whatever her name was,
his tomb and kill him.
But all those guys,
guys, the white guys that came in there,
they went back to
England, I guess.
That's where they went.
And then the, what was that of the dude's name?
The guy that shipped them
over there.
They boxed up
the mummy and shipped them to England.
Because then I remember when the cops rolled up on them,
hey, what's in this thing? Oh, these are just artifacts.
And they didn't even open it.
The guy that, the mummy broke his back later?
Yeah.
The custom ages didn't even care
Because he brought him there
And then all right
Here's their house get him
And then he had to go after the three of them
The three archaeologists
Peter Cushing
He was there in the beginning
At the archaeological dig place
But I think he like hurt his leg or something
So the two dudes broke his leg
And they kept telling him to go get it set
Or it's not going to heal right
And he was just like
No I got to
do my
archaeological shit.
He must have been all right
because he wasn't
limping around at the end
when he was running for his life.
But it was his dad
and I guess his dad's partner.
His dad went nuts
and then,
his dad was the one
and went crazy, right?
Oh,
the partner was his
was Peter Cushing's uncle.
Oh, was it?
Okay.
Yeah, even though they looked like
they were the same damn age.
Yeah, all of them did.
So basically the mummy
they had to go kill those three people.
That was it. He didn't like kill
anyone else to get in his way.
No. So, but I saw that
was cool. Again, I really loved
how he looked.
Christopher Lee did a good job. And you could tell
it was Christopher Lee all
bandaged them, even when
his face wasn't showing.
I mean, but, I mean,
other than that, it was
it was just stretched out
too long. There was a lot of like, okay,
something,
something happened
because I was thinking an hour and a half
man, this is kind of long for this
but yeah
it wasn't the greatest.
Will I watch it again?
No, this was my first time watch
because I had never seen this one
but I do remember the poster.
So, but it was
okay.
It's essentially the same story
as the Brendan Fraser Mummy.
There was more deaths in that one.
Yeah, well I mean the whole
set up with the mummy and the girl dying.
And he's resurrected.
He's looking for his lost love.
And then in comes this girl.
And she looks just like him.
I like in the movie,
how all she has to do is just let her hair down.
And he's just like, oh, shit.
Yeah.
It is you.
He told her.
Let your hair down as he was choking him.
I mean, for what it was, I mean, I'm sure in 59 in the theater, people were scared.
Because Hammer was pumping out all these movies.
I'd seen all the Dracula ones.
I thought those were cool.
Curse of Frankenstein, if you want to see another good one with Christopher Lee,
not being a Dracula or anything.
He was the monster.
And Peter Cushin was Dr. Frankenstein in that one.
So that's a pretty good one.
one. Christopher Lee,
the way he looked as the monster
wasn't the traditional
flat top of the bolts
in his neck. He looked
more like a zombie in that one.
But it was a good film. I really love that film.
Everybody should go watch
flesh for Frankenstein.
That's a rough
one. Shout out to Udo Kira. Rest in peace.
What would you rate
this one?
I'm kind of
right there in the middle.
Yeah.
I liked the effects.
I like the costume,
the set,
the sets that they built.
I like Christopher Leeder,
Peter Cushing,
the main actress,
that was the love interest.
Yvonne Farrox.
Yep.
That's how you say your name.
But what brought it down for me
was just a story. It just,
it didn't need to be an hour and a half.
It could have been,
it probably could have been less than an hour,
Yeah, it was
It was like I said
There was just too much explanation
Like that whole middle thing
When they were explaining who
The mummy was before he was a mummy
And his lady that died
And there was way too much of it
It was like
Was it Peter Cushing that was telling the story?
No, it was
Someone else was telling Peter Cushing the story
If I remember right
and they was telling them the story of
of who the mummy was and all that
and then they went in that that was like a half hour
a whole other movie
within a movie
and I was like okay
come on get to it
but yeah
I'm right in the middle too
I'll give it a five
I mean it was I can appreciate
for what it was I mean
the poster I can give a 10
I love how that looks but
I'm because that was the first thing
that I remember
when I was a kid
looking at the there was a bookstore
on the corner by my house
and I was going there to the horror section
and just look at old books
with movie posters
and this one always stood out to me
because the way the mummy looks
and the posse that's chasing them
I thought
are these flashlights or are these
the shotguns when they were shooting at them
I don't know it's a flashlight
that's going all the way through them
and someone
shooting at him. Because like I said,
I really love that when they were shooting at him
and everybody was unloading on him.
And
did it kill him
at the end before he sunk?
I don't think so.
Because he's
dead. Yeah.
I mean, they just all started
shooting him and then
it just ended. Peter
Christian got his woman
and then didn't credit.
Yeah, they just walked down the street.
He just left him in the mud.
But his,
not his bodyguard.
What was this?
The guy
who was
George Pastel. His name
was
Mm-hmm.
Amet Bay.
I think that was his name
in the movie.
I thought he was
Egyptian. Apparently he wasn't.
Oh, the guy
That was like
The guy with a little Fez hat
The red hat
The one that brought the mummy
Oh shit
He's not
No
I don't think
I don't think
I thought he was
I don't know
This picture's black and white
So I don't know
He could be
Uh
No way he is
He's
I think he is
I don't know
You guys do the research
what's his name
George Pestow? Yeah
damn he was only 53
when he passed
he is from
I think he's from over there
the Republic of Cyprus
which is in the Mediterranean
well maybe they did darken him up a little
because Christopher Lee
they really darkened him up
before he was
mummified
and
even all the women they had.
You could tell that they were white and they just darkened them up.
Oh, there was one of the ones that got a sacrifice.
Yeah.
They didn't even bother darkening her.
Yeah.
I think the only ones that might have been real are the,
at the beginning, at the archaeological dig,
those guys that were helping them.
It was like a hundred dudes digging just to move that one little block.
and then all right we got it
and then they went
I loved how when they went into the tomb
and
I don't know how thousands
millions of years I don't know how long
that thing was buried
but nothing
was dusty
everything looked brand new
in there
even that
that little scroll holding thing
that was in the wall
that held the
whatever the sacred scroll was
like I don't remember
what it was. When he reached
in there and pulled that out, there was just
like a little, maybe a pinch of
sand on top that fell off.
But that thing looked clean
as it was.
I love these movies. But anyway, yeah, the mummy,
I mean,
I rented it. That was the only way
I could watch it. Was it worth
$3.99?
Just to say, I've seen it.
I mean, it's a classic film.
All right. The Mummy.
1959.
All right.
Now we're getting into this year's
Lee Cronin's The Mummy.
The young daughter of a journalist
disappears into the desert without a trace.
Eight years later,
the broken family is shocked
when she has returned to them
as what should be a joyful reunion
turns into a living nightmare.
This, of course,
is written and directed by Lee Cronin
who did evil dead rise.
the stars
Jack Rainer
who I last seen him
in Mid Samar
Was he the one that was in the bear?
Yeah
All right
Leia
Costa
Mae Calamai
Wee
I'm butchering these names
Natalie Grace
Shilow Molina
Billy Roy
Veronica Falcon
and
Hyatt Camel
Nez what did you think of Lee
Cronin's The Mummy
It didn't need to be over two hours
They could have shaved off
15 to 20 minutes
Of this film
I saw one trailer
But I must have not been paying attention
On exactly what was happening
In this film
So
I was like, okay, because I kept seeing
reviews saying,
it's okay, it's
nothing new.
So I was expecting
just the run of the mill
mummy movie.
But after sitting there watching this film,
I enjoyed it.
It had a lot of moments,
like human moments
that was
scary for just
anybody, for you're human.
your parent. Yeah, the opening sequence. Yeah, I was like, oh my God. I mean, that was
And not to get into spoilers and being in a different country. Yeah, I was like, oh, my God.
It reminded me of Evil Dead at some point on what was going on in this. The stuff towards the
end. Well, I don't know if this is a spoiler or not, but the director has said this is
unofficially in the same universe.
I could see it that way.
Because I guess
I don't know which character, but he said
one of the characters has the last name
has the same
last name as a character from
one of the original Evil Dead movies.
They're supposed to be like related or something.
Tim, make me look that up.
One of the original Evil Dead movies?
I think he said to archaeologists,
that archaeologists
let me see
well they
they had voices
that
and that first one
I think they went into a little bit more
in Evil Dead too
let me see because I think they
did they show anything
in that
let me go back to
Mummy
Canon Santiago
Cali, Ismail, Bixir Vogel from all that.
Oh, young Sebastian Cannon.
And there's a young, oh, Cannon.
That was her last name, Cannon in Evil.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What was I looking at?
Someone looking at something else.
Let's see if I could pull it up here.
Could have swore us, though.
Cannon, what was that in?
evil dead
shimp whoever that is
fake shimp everybody
we're trying to figure this out yeah we shouldn't
I didn't know any of this if it was going to
tie into yeah I should
and tie into those
hmm
I should have had it pulled up I was going to bring
it up okay
Dred Central the mummy confirmed
to take place in the same universe
of Sam Ramey's evil dead
which one the first one or the second
would
1981.
It had to have been one of the archaeologists then
because Evil Dead 2 came out in 87.
According to Cronin, there is
a even small piece of connective tissue embedded in the film
itself. It is subtle, easy to miss, but deliberate.
I definitely thought about that.
He said when asked if the film is canon.
If you pay attention to the name of the archaeologist,
psychologist's professor in the movie
it could be a distant relative
to some key characters in the evil dead
rise
hmm
on the cast of the original evil dead
it just says person on recorder
it doesn't say
I'm sure in the movie it said
uh the name
but I don't
I don't see it
well that's what he's saying
it's like unofficial
okay
but I mean overall it was a good movie I really liked it it didn't be as long as it was
but and it got it got crazy like and then then explaining and it kind of slowed it down
and everything I was like man that would it was there was a lot to unfold in this film
and I'm glad they they did do some explanation on what what was happening and why this was
happening.
So I was like, okay.
But as far as
effects,
I don't know. I didn't
like the way she looked.
The little mummy girl.
It's all in the trailer. I'm not spoiling
anything. I don't know.
Her face looked weird.
But
what was going on?
They were shown way too much.
In the trailer.
Gee, they showed a fucking ending.
Spoiler.
In the trailer.
I'm going to see I'm glad I didn't pay attention to it
oh my god
but I mean overall I enjoyed it
I thought it was a really good movie though some of it scared me
some some of the effects and everything
I didn't jump during any of the jump scares
because you're just expecting everything to
to jump out at you
but the teens that were a few rows in front of me
those girls they were jumping and everything
and that makes it good
that makes a movie fun
when they were, ah, he'd jump and scream,
and then everyone starts laughing afterwards.
But I thought it was good.
I really enjoyed it.
Again, it didn't need to be as long.
I felt for the parents.
And when everything started to go sideways,
I was like, God damn, I mean, they were really going for it.
The one that bugged me was the grandma.
She was getting on my nerves.
Yeah, I couldn't tell who you were supposed to like her or not like her.
Yeah, she was getting on my nerves.
and everything.
But I really like the detective.
What was her name?
May Callumoway?
I think she was Detective Delilah Zaki.
A beautiful young woman.
I liked her.
But as far as the little mummy girl, Katie, Natalie Grace.
She did awesome.
Yeah.
And her little sister, Maude, Billy Roy.
She was good, especially during one scene.
We'll get to, when we get to spoilers.
They show that in the trailer.
And her brother, her...
Katie was the older one, the mummy girl.
And then her brother, Sebastian, he got on my nerves.
But overall, I thought it was a good movie.
I liked what was happening and the explanation on why this was going on.
I thought that was cool.
I was expecting your run of the mill.
We're going to stay over in Egypt.
And mummies and all that are going to be running around after.
do you like your traditional mummy wrapped up in whatever the mummy wrap stuff is i thought it was
going to be that because if you're looking at the the poster you see the girl and she's she's
all wrapped up as well as in the trailer so what does the poster say it says some things are
meant to stay buried yeah but uh one of those well was it
listen to the locals in this one.
It was just something bad happened to the Americans that were over there.
Yeah.
Because the dad was a news reporter.
The dad, Charlie, Jack, Rainer.
And what was mom?
Is she just a homemaker?
No, she was a nurse.
A nurse, yeah.
And she was pregnant with the little sister at the time.
But overall, yeah, I enjoyed the film.
What did you think?
yeah i liked it it was a different take on the mummy um i agree with you about the runtime they could
have shared probably maybe close to 30 minutes 20 30 minutes off the runtime um i like the effects
i thought uh natalie grace uh who played katie i thought she did an awesome job
this mummy is this movie is more evil dead than it is the mummy yeah
which I didn't mind
for the most part
because there was some
really good scenes in here
and we'll get him into spoilers
I think I know which one
you're talking about with mod
yeah
Jack Rainer
his character kind of fucking bothered me
as Charlie Cannon the dad
I don't know
he just seemed like a fucking asshole
throughout the whole movie
well he
he seemed
I'm not saying the mom
wasn't concerned
but he was the one
that was trying to unfold
the mystery of
what was happening.
It's kind of seemed like nobody liked him in the movie.
Yeah, it seemed like even
his kids didn't like him.
And I mean,
I get it. They just went through
a traumatic event in their life
and then they were trying to get back
to somewhat normal. Then all hell broke
loose.
And that house
that house was huge
it's got
it's not secret it's in the trailer
little secret hall
hallways in the hall
or in the walls
yeah
it looked like storage areas
because it wasn't just
the hall like how the halls were
and people under the stairs
it wasn't like that because it looked like they had
stuff in in there
because they had those little doorways
that went to it
so but
I wasn't expecting
what we got in this movie.
And like I said, the explanation on why it was all happening.
I was like, okay.
I mean, like you said as well, it was a different take on the whole, the mummy situation.
I mean, started in Egypt before it went to America.
But I, again, I really enjoyed this film.
Will I go to see it again in the theaters?
Probably not.
But I'll definitely pick it up once it comes out.
I watch it again once it starts streaming.
And I did enjoy this film.
I thought it was an awesome film.
What would you wait for this one?
Real quick, this guy, Lee Kronin,
after doing this and Evil Dead Rise,
he apparently wants to do a nightmare on Elm Street.
With Kelly Leak,
the remake one?
His take on it.
I'll watch it.
But do we need another Nightmare on Elm Street movie?
Would you be comfortable with giving him a shot at doing a movie?
I'd rather have him just do...
I mean, this was somewhat original.
Not, I mean, it wasn't a traditional mummy movie,
which I thought it was going to be.
But then it wasn't.
It just went totally different direction.
But if he did,
I'll see it
But I don't know
I mean
I'm one of the few that did like
That Nightmare on Elm Street remake
Yeah it wasn't Robert England
But I mean Jack Earl Haley
I love him as an actor
I've always loved him
I didn't mind him
As Freddie Kruger
I mean there was more explanation than that
Than there was in the original one
But
I'll watch it
just see what he can do.
Just, I don't know who'll be Freddie
and just make the effects good.
So, I don't know.
We'll see.
I liked Evil Dead Rise.
I thought that was good.
I had to go and see who this person was.
Didn't realize I'd seen a ton of his other things.
Because I was like, who the hell is Lee Kronin?
Why is his name right above the mummy?
But, all right.
I think they did that because there's so many mummies.
movies.
There is.
Because even when you, the other one we're talking about, the 56 one, I was like the mummy.
I thought you meant the original black and white mummy was one in the 30s or something
like that.
I thought you meant that one.
But that was tough to get through after all those years.
Yeah, I'm not a fan of that one.
But this one, I mean, overall, what would you give it?
I think I'm comfortable giving it a seven.
think it was original enough
to keep me
entertained. I like the effects.
Like I said, Natalie Grace's
Katie did an awesome job, but
a couple of things did bother me
besides the runtime.
Jack Raynor, I just
didn't like him as a dad. And then
you brought her up, the
lady that played the
grandma.
Yeah. Bothered me, too. I couldn't tell
we were supposed to like her, because
one minute she's kind of joking and next minute she's just kind of bitchy.
So I think I'll give it a seven.
I'll go a little, I'll go a point higher.
I'll give it an eight, eight and a half, almost a nine.
I mean, I did enjoy the film.
I was, I was all sucked in to it.
I was, I was all about, God damn,
this won't way too much of the trailer.
But yeah, two hours and 14 minutes, they didn't, it didn't, I don't even think it needed
to be two hours.
They could have been less, a little less.
than two hours.
But as far as everything else,
I mean, the effects-wise,
they did a lot.
And I did like it.
I just didn't like the way Katie looked.
But there was one scene that creep me out.
We'll get to that in spoilers.
But yeah, I'll give it an eight and a half.
I mean, I liked it a lot.
Spoilers.
Dude, the part that creep me out
is when
this is what gave me the evil
evil dead body
when Katie was locked in the room
it got way out of control
and her dad like
bolted
the door basically
put padlocks and everything
so Katie couldn't get out
because she went crazy
and Maude had to go to the bathroom
I think no, yeah, she had to go to the bathroom, and then she heard Katie calling her.
Because Katie, the girl, the mummy girl, she wasn't talking at all.
But then she came up to her little sister and was talking to her through the door.
Wasn't she singing the nursery room?
Yeah.
When Maude got up closer and she was, what are you doing?
Because I just want to taste how, I want to find out what your piggy's taste like.
And Maude had her toes bare feet close to the.
the bottom of the door
and Katie's tongue came out
and was licking her toes.
I was like, what the fuck
is going on right here?
Yeah, that
gave me, it started to give me
the evil dead vibe.
And then when everything started
going sideways at the
spoiler alert, the grandma's funeral.
That was my favorite scene.
Um,
I was attacking people
with the grandma's dentures
in her mouth.
They show that in the trailer.
But when she was sitting there,
pulling her teeth out
it was like
Katie
kind of possessed
her brother and sister
Yeah
And they
They kind of like how they did
An evil dead
They didn't go as far as getting
Their face is all crazy looking
But you could see that they were
Somewhat possessed
But when Maude was
Pulling her teeth out
And then walked over to her grandma's
Casket
And
The thread
Or whatever they used
to
close
the seal the mouth of
whoever was deceased
the little piece of string was hanging
out and Maud pulled it
and basically just pulled all
in her grandma's mouth open
and I was like, what is she doing?
But then I realized
when Maud turned around
and then she smiled
and she had her grandma's dentures in
I was like, oh my God.
What was
crazy is when the grandma's
casket got knocked over
and what was
it like the embalming fluid or whatever
was leaking out.
Yeah. And then Katie was just
licking it up off the floor.
Oh.
It got wild. I mean, the part
that
that scared me was
it was like real,
real horror when
Katie got abducted.
Yeah. Oh, man. I was like,
fuck, really?
I knew there was going to be some, I thought, for some reason, I thought she was going to get killed.
And, and then, because they were, in the very beginning, they were, uh, that little girl's bird died, right?
And were they going to resurrect it or something?
Or what were they going to do with the bird?
Or were they going to give it to the spirit or, were they going to give it to the spirit?
whatever. Remember they said you needed some kind of vessel
to... Yes, that's what they were doing?
Yeah, I was... Because underneath their...
It was the woman that we're talking about is the one that
kidnapped Katie. And under their house was
like a black pyramid that was buried.
Yeah, what was her name? Layla?
Yeah.
No. Well, there was like a billion Layla's when they were the police.
No, the daughter that Katie was friends with was Layla.
Oh, okay.
The mom was the magician.
Yeah, the magician.
Ooh, she was creepy.
She was beautiful in this picture, though.
I'm not too.
She was creepy.
But I was like, yeah, they, it took me a minute to what was going on, why they were doing what they were doing.
But it turned out that the reason why they were doing,
all this why they abducted Katie was
there was a
I don't know curse
just been going on for a billion years
or whatever
and what they had to do is basically
keep that curse
under wraps basically that's why
they needed someone to be mummified
whatever that curse was
it had to be in a vessel a body
so what they figured out was
it's best to put
the whatever it was
the entity inside
of a young person
Because I think Katie was
I said it was like eight years later
I think she said and then she was 17
You guys do the math
So they put her
They put her in that thing
And that vessel
Got in her
They don't show it until later on
But that was the reason why they had to do it
Because
Once Katie disappeared
It was like the mom and dad
were trying to figure out what was going on.
The cops were thinking that the parents killed her.
But then,
flash forward eight years later,
they left Cairo.
They moved to Albuquerque.
And their dad was a news anchor
and the mom was working in the hospital.
And they already had that they had maud.
She was six or seven, maybe.
And they were living with the mom's mom,
Carmen Santiago.
oh
her name is Carmen
okay
that's for those
Carmen Santiago
fans
but they were
they were living
at her house
in Albuquerque
they must have
been way out
in the sticks
because it seemed
like they were
out in the middle
of nowhere
in that big
ass house
but
the
there was
I don't know
there was some kid
riding a bike
or whatever
and he stopped
and they saw
this plane crash
behind him
and then
when he went
to go see
at the
At the wreckage, there was this big,
it looked like a monolith.
Like it turned out to be a tomb.
And we don't know what that was until later.
But it turned out that when we figure out,
when they explain what the entity was
and what they had to do to keep it under wraps.
The place that the magician had,
that their little house in the middle of nowhere
with a pyramid or whatever
that was underground.
that was where they were supposed to keep the the tomb thing,
whatever was in the vessel.
But from what they were saying is I guess they were going to flood that valley.
But then if the, that's why they had to move it.
They had to move the tomb thing.
Because if they didn't move,
because somebody has to watch it for generations.
So they can keep that thing under wraps.
the who were these guys moving
they were going to
move it because they were going to
they were going to flood that valley if they were to flood
that valley they would have flooded that valley they would have never
they can't get to it I know who was the guys
though she said uh
they said it was the magician's brothers
oh okay they were moving it
to I assume
who knows where somewhere higher
ground but then
I assume the curse
brought the plane down that's what I
figured I mean I could be wrong
I don't know that that's that's what I thought yeah because that plan came straight down yeah I was like weak and uh that thing yeah well it was
solid rock or marble or whatever the hell it was and then that's when uh they figured that all out but back in america
oh no no no they uh the the the police i guess um the i guess the archaeologists over there in cairo
opened it up and they found a mummified body.
They didn't know what it was,
but then it kind of started breathing and then figured out.
Well, the audience knows it was Katie.
But then they reach out to the Cannon family and tell them,
hey, I know it's been this many years,
but we found your daughter.
So that's when they brought her.
They went back over.
They went over there and saw her in the hospital,
and then they brought her back to America.
And she just was all weird looking and they didn't know what was happening.
Really let them bring her home.
That's what I was saying.
There was no way they were to let her leave.
All malnourished and long-ass fingernails.
They said like she was self-mutulating herself.
Yeah.
They said it wouldn't have let her on the plane.
Yeah, the whole gnarly looking toenails.
Oh, dude, that, oh, that made me my.
Oh, when she cut the big toenail off and it just really,
the skin off.
My
don't think of graphic
my toenail got ripped off
my big toenail got ripped off
and I was thinking that I was like
ah
because when they
and when she was trying to cut it
I was like what the fuck
her toenails were hella thick
and she was just trying to cut them
with a regular little
toe clippers
and yeah because if you got to sit down
on the down
toe clippers just to press it down
yeah get something else
get some pliers or something because you had to use both hands
to try to break that thing
but the
the tearing off the skin
led to him finding the
the wraps or whatever with the skin attached
to it was that her skin
or was that the rap
it was I think both okay
yeah I think it was because then
and it had like inscriptions on
like that little hieroglyph thing it had like
at least five
layers of that thing because he took that one strip of skin
downstairs and started peeling it all off
and he had it all laid out yeah because throughout the movie she was
slowly peeling off the wrappings because uh i guess the words in there
the inscriptions was like
keeping her weak
it was it was something that they wrapped around her to
keep whatever was in
that entity in her. That's
why they wrapped her up. Yeah.
So as she was
tearing off the wrappings throughout the
movie, she was getting more powerful.
I mean, whatever
this evil
spirit was, is
what the people were
the magician lady
in her family. They were just trying
to keep that from
to stay in her to keep her
so it's not running around out in the
the real world. That was a reason
and why they were doing this.
But they just happened to
kidnap an American kid.
But yeah,
that part scared me
right there when she
got kidnapped because
I guess the magician lady was
constantly, I guess
their house had like a fence around it
with some kind of mesh or whatever.
And Katie liked to
go play out in their little
jungle backyard or whatever
and that lady was coming
and she was talking to Katie
and giving
giving Katie candy
I guess I guess Kate was Katie friends with
Layla? Yeah okay
because
because she's like oh you're Layla's aunt
and she's like oh yeah
her mom or whatever
she kept giving her candy all the time
so I think that's why
Katie wasn't afraid of her
and then does she go
oh here I got something else
for you here. I thought it was an apple.
It was a nectarine and
was it like a beetle or something in it that
came out of it and went into
Katie's mouth? Yeah.
Yeah, that was weird.
And that's what started to kind of
put her in a vegetated
state and that's how
the magician
abducted Katie. But that's the
candy rapper led to them
finding who Layla
was years later. Yeah.
Because Katie as a child, or Layla
as a child wrote a letter about,
basically I hope they find Katie.
I miss her.
And then she like stuck the candy wrapper on the letter.
I think she was letting them know.
Yeah, because she couldn't talk.
Oh yeah, she had her tongue cut out.
Yeah.
help the magician get away with Katie.
I think it was
helping the magician.
Yeah, because later on,
at the end, when everything was all going crazy,
there was another dust storm outside of their house.
So I just figured that that's what happened
in the beginning of the movie.
But, yeah, the grandma,
I don't know, I just didn't like her at first.
because she just seemed bitchy
and then even her friends
kind of cheered when
Katie headbutted her
that was ruthless
because I think
Maude was possessed by then
because when
grandma was upstairs
dealing with Katie
Katie
the evil spirits came out of her
and
grandma's little rosary beads
or whatever wrapped around
her neck and started to hang her.
And then she, I don't know what happened.
She just ran and dove out the window and landed on the dad's hood, slammed her face on them.
Bob was laughing her ass off.
Yeah, Maude was in the back seat laughing.
And then those coyotes came in and just started chewing up grandma.
And grandma was still alive as they were eating their guts and everything.
I was like, God damn.
That was another thing.
When wildlife starts showing up around your house.
house and you don't know why yeah they know something they knew something evil was going on in the house
because they they didn't want to come in there at first they were kind of just like growling around
so but there's there's more to the story but yeah it was there was there was a when all the hell
when all hell started breaking loose yeah that was giving me the evil dead vibes and if this is
in that universe i'm like okay i could see
because that one part made me laugh
when at the funeral
or when I guess the grandma's friends
were all looking at her
at her body in her casket
and they were talking shit
I was like damn
but overall again
I really like this film
I mean there's more to it
I don't have to spoil the whole thing
but yeah I thought it was a good movie
yeah
let's see what was this magician
I know I'd seen her in something else.
Murder on the Orient Express.
Okay, that's...
I guess that's where I saw her.
Because I haven't seen any of these other things she was in.
There's a short called Layla.
It doesn't say anything.
I thought it was about the Layla and this.
But...
This just came out, right?
Yeah, the 17th.
Yeah.
Well, if you haven't seen it yet and you're listening this far,
yeah, we just spoil it, but stay away from the trailer.
Because, like I said, they show the ending.
We didn't say what the ending was, but...
Stay away from, I guess there's multiple trailers.
Oh, yeah, just go see it.
I mean, we spoiled some of them.
Like I said, there's more to this movie,
and they will...
You'll get more of the explanation.
We kind of half-assed it in this one.
Yeah, if you like what Lee Cronin did with Evil Dead Rise, you kind of get that vibe and The Mummy.
Yeah.
And I wasn't expecting that.
So I didn't even realize Lee Cronin directed that last one.
But yeah, Lee Cronin is the Mummy.
It's definitely worth seeing on the big screen.
So go check it out.
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