The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #520: Dolly (2026)

Episode Date: May 17, 2026

THR TAKEOVER with Brian and Nez. No Lance and Phil this week. They both will return next episode. This episode the guys bring you all the regular this and that in horror, wrestling and much, much more.... Plus a Top 10 list of the Scariest Horror Movies of the Last 10 years. Also a review of the 2026 Shudder exclusive DOLLY.    The Horror Returns Website: https://thehorrorreturns.com THR Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thehorrorreturns/ Join THR Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR X: https://twitter.com/horror_returns?s=21&t=XKcrrOBZ7mzjwJY0ZJWrGA THR Instagram: https://instagram.com/thehorrorreturns?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= THR Threads: https://www.threads.net/@thehorrorreturns?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== THR YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@thehorrorreturnspodcast3277 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns THR TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-horror-returns SK8ER Nez Podcast Network: https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-p3n57-c4166 E Society Spotify For Podcasters: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/esoc Music By: Steve Carleton Of The Geekz  

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Starting point is 00:00:10 Jin's victims, for those of you who delight and dread, who fantasize about fear, who glorify gore, welcome, you have found the place where the horror returns. Listeners beware This podcast contains major plot spoilers And the foulest of language Join us In celebrating the old and the new The best and the worst in horror Welcome back to the horror returns
Starting point is 00:01:00 I'm your host Brian And again No Lance No Phil But I got my brother Ness with me. What's up, man? I'm good, brother. Just living life and trying to do what we got to do, man.
Starting point is 00:01:17 And these damn grandkids are killing me. One of them got sick. He's been sick for two days. He was like hacking up his lungs and shitting his pants and everything out. He brought something home. And I have a feeling this can go through all. of us like it always does. Usually the way it works.
Starting point is 00:01:39 Yeah, man, these damn kids, man, everyone, they're dirty at school. No one cares. Man, I'm sure we were pretty dirty too and we were going to school, but we were back in our day, though, we were immune to things. Yeah, I remember being sick a few times, but not not like these guys
Starting point is 00:01:59 that are sick like all the time. I mean, he plays ball and this is going to be the first game he's going to miss and I know he's kind of bummed because I was talking to him earlier you can be okay to play ball tomorrow and he was like I don't know because all this kid wants to do is practice let's go practice let's go practice and he's this is his first year he's playing t-ball he plays first base and he's he's not scared of the ball that's I told him I said you're why you I said everybody gets hit with the ball I mean don't act like you're not going to get hit but so keep
Starting point is 00:02:33 your eye he almost got hit in the head the last game he wasn't paying attention and I was yelling at him I was like watch the ball look because he he turned just in time to see it coming and he ducked I was like oh man but I said you got to watch the ball especially you're on first base you know watch up with those line drives and so he's getting it though but I don't know he was he was kind of down and out and he was just all night he did good last night but the night before before he was just hacking everything up. And he was fine. He was running around outside.
Starting point is 00:03:11 But when he came down to go to bed, he started coughing. And I don't feel good. I was like, oh. Yeah, I'm still sick. Just as the sunshine's coming out up here, I just happened to get sick. It's all gray. Sunshine got you sick. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:35 Well, which, you got for a cool of the week. What was that shit called? Punisher, one last kill. Did you watch that? Hell yeah. Oh, my God, Ben, I wasn't expecting to cry. Yeah, they hit you with the emotions
Starting point is 00:03:57 in the beginning and then went into some raid redemption shit at the end. Oh, hell yeah, it did. I mean, that was glorious, man. It was like he just, I get it. The beginning was rough. And I felt, I felt his pain every minute of it to the talking to yourself and just not giving a fuck. And all of that, I was just like, oh, man. And sitting at the cemetery and talking to yourself and crying, I know that all too well.
Starting point is 00:04:34 So I was sitting there like, oh, man, I thought it was just thought it was going to get some kicking. ass why you hitting me with the feelings so but man when he sprung into action spoiler a lot you guys should have seen it by now but when he sprung into action it just started fucking i'm fucking up everybody that was in his way and what started it all it was like it was already a rough neighborhood but it just like i think that crime family he took out uh-huh made it so there was no body running the neighborhood, so it was just a free-for-all. Because I assume they knew he was there
Starting point is 00:05:16 because they were calling his name. And he just said, fuck it. He started bringing it too. And I was like, these people seem to know who he is, but don't seem to know who he is. Yeah. Because if you know who he is, you ain't running up on him with no fucking baseball bat.
Starting point is 00:05:34 I don't know. When those fools charged him, with the guns and he was just kicking. He had no guns. He was taking all his guns from everyone. Yeah, I heard that stunt he did. That was actually him with the legs caught on fire. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Oh, man. Jumped through the door, beating people's ass with his feet on fire. That was all him, all John Bernthaw. He was born to play that role. Oh, man. It was, yeah, he was Shane and made you hate him. But, I'm mad. he's frank castle now but i mean i i loved the show every time he popped up here and there we're
Starting point is 00:06:14 going to get him a spider-man but the punisher is golf lunger i don't care what anyone said have we done that yet no no we're going to have to fall down that punisher hole we ain't done naked frank castle sitting in the sewer we need that one we need the the thomas jane one and um what was the war zone guy didn't he pass away yeah let me see someone's he on it
Starting point is 00:06:46 he was in one of them Star Wars series too yeah he was one of the the um uh ray stevenson rest in peace punisher war zone I remember I mean I like the Thomas Jane one I thought that was cool
Starting point is 00:07:06 Punisher Warzone Violent. That was That's the comic book Punisher. I mean Thomas Jane was just the good looking Punisher guy. But yeah, Warzone was
Starting point is 00:07:22 the comic books. I mean, they brought in comic book bad guys and everything, man. I was shocked at that one. I was kind of like, man, where's Thomas Jane? But then when that movie got going, I was like, whoa, this was elegant. good but this one are we gonna get another season of punisher or is he just gonna pop up in
Starting point is 00:07:43 doomsday like everyone else i don't know i just know this leads into what his character's gonna be doing in spider-man so is he gonna be trying to kill spider-man because when when he first met spider-man he was trying to kill him they might have a fight but i don't know i think he's still after that lady whatever her name was Ma Nucci or whatever I don't remember
Starting point is 00:08:18 I have to go back Was there one season or two? This was it? No On Netflix? Yeah Two. Okay
Starting point is 00:08:28 I don't even remember those I just remember when he was in prison killing everyone. I remember all that. Yeah. Did you finish Daredevil? Yeah, I finished all that before this. Yeah, me
Starting point is 00:08:40 too. I had to binge it real quick. Yeah, I didn't know if this was going to tie into that. Man, don't get me wrong. I mean, Jessica Jones, but I hate that lady. I mean, I hate her because of the character she played in Breaking Bad
Starting point is 00:08:56 when she turned Jesse on Walt and tried to get that money. I was like, good, glad you died. But I tried with the Jessica Jones show And I just said this is boring First season's good I didn't like it
Starting point is 00:09:14 I was like ha But I never seen the second season I didn't even finish the first But when the defenders came out I was like man she was awesome in that one But then I went let me give Jessica Jones another try I was like I can't do it but yeah that was cool um it was good to see uh what's his name pop up at the end luke cage
Starting point is 00:09:40 i wasn't a spoiler lane yeah where was uh fin jones he's coming he's coming hell yeah are they gonna be in uh doomsday or secret wars or any of those uh i think they because they're already filming season three or daredevil already yeah And they all, like, took a picture together, like a behind-scenes picture. Hmm. Let me see. Because I didn't even think we were going to get a cameo from Luke Cage because all the things were saying he was filming season three. I had no idea.
Starting point is 00:10:23 I wasn't expecting him. I didn't even realize that was his daughter. Yeah, that's from the comics. Yeah, when they showed her, I went, ah, okay. It's Luke Cage's daughter. Where is he? and then he shows up so how I was juiced
Starting point is 00:10:38 all right wait what happened trying to look at the cover of uh I like that finale with Kingpin too yeah people stormed the building
Starting point is 00:10:54 and he was just like open the door oh hell yeah he was bringing it to those fools they all thought they could have it hell no he was lighting them up bent that guy backwards against the corner of that wall that was kingpin
Starting point is 00:11:07 that was comic book stuff so I thought that was cool I was like you definitely is not getting reelected I can't remember if I don't think the defenders were in the secret wars the real secret wars not this whatever we're getting
Starting point is 00:11:27 I'm talking about the comic book from 1984 that's the secret wars I don't know what we're getting movie wise but we shall see but yeah Punisher man that oh man that was so good it's rough man bring your tissues they had me the beginning and the end oh man but uh I was pumped I like anything else uh trying to do so I watched uh two um I guess it was a horror movie. We bury the
Starting point is 00:12:09 dead. Did you what? Did you guys do that one? With, uh, with Daisy, yeah, I'll sing that one. It's more of a drama. Yeah, it kind of reminded me of, um, did you say that one with Arnold and his daughter? Oh, Maggie? Yeah. Yeah, it's like
Starting point is 00:12:26 drama with the side of zombies. Yeah, I mean, I assume these were zombies, but they weren't like, uh, eating you or anything i don't know remember that oh man that shit they were doing with their teeth and they're grinding them so hard they were breaking i was like oh man but it was a good movie i liked what was going on it was a different uh take on the whole zombie thing and it was all because of america yeah i thought it was well made well acted it's just i think i said it on a previous episode
Starting point is 00:13:06 if you think you're coming in for a horror movie, then you're going to be disappointed because it's more of a drama piece. I was like, okay, this is going to be different because it's raising it. I don't think it's going to be bloody off the wall type of thing. But when it was all said and done, it was over, I liked it.
Starting point is 00:13:29 I thought it was a good movie. I'd watch it again. I watched that. And that one, I wrote it all down. What did I watch? I think other than the movie we're going to talk about. What did I watch? Oh, whistle.
Starting point is 00:13:53 That was the one. That came out earlier this year. That was cool. I liked it for what it was. There was some good death scenes in there. Yeah. It's like Final Destination. Spoiler alert.
Starting point is 00:14:06 I just kind of automatically kind of skimmed through the credits and there was that one extra scene. That sucked though. I thought whoever blew the whistle would come and try to get you. But it was like whoever heard it. And spoiler alert, when that girl got up on stage in front of the whole school and blew the whistle and they were like, no! Then it was over. I was like, we, they got to go through all that again. Like the whole school does.
Starting point is 00:14:34 but I thought it was cool I liked it and I watched that other one The Rip with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck That was that was pretty decent Oh hell yeah that was badass It came out earlier this year
Starting point is 00:14:52 But I was meant to To get to it So I've been trying to Let me watch some of this new shit Because I wanted to see we buried the dead too But that came and went Good to see what's the name in a movie Supergirls
Starting point is 00:15:04 she was in there she was the the one that stayed at the house that they were ripping which one supergirl the flash supergirl oh oh i thought you met the one for the movie oh no all right but yeah that's that's all i've been just watching stuff for the for the show oh i watched um heather o'rork she was here that documentary on her i heard that was sad oh my god i was like oh why am i watching this shout out to uh nightmare christie she was the one she posted something about it going oh man this was rough and i didn't i didn't know they they made this documentary so i watched it and oh man i mean even just that little bit on cursed uh cursed films on shutter i felt for the director
Starting point is 00:16:09 Poltergey. I did too, man. That one was wrong. And I like Poltergeist 3, but... Yeah, because he didn't even want to finish filming it. Uh-uh. But the studio was like, nope, you got to do it. You got to finish it. I was like, you don't realize just what he went through because he had a little bond in a connection with her while they were filming. It was one of the pallbearers and all that. And I was like, man, and then he just won't finish a movie that my friend basically is, This movie daughter just died. And, oh, I knew that they,
Starting point is 00:16:45 they didn't diagnose her right, but that's documentary, they go into more on what it was. And I was like, oh, man, I was like, I had to finish it, so I got through, but man, it was rough watching now. I mean, I wouldn't, I don't think I could watch that again.
Starting point is 00:17:07 It was just, it was just too sad. if they were diagnosed her right she'd still be with us today and i don't even think she would be um in front of the camera the way she was talking on that is she wanted to to make movies and direct movies and write movies she wanted to be behind the camera probably what made her have a bond with the polter guys three director she was probably interested in what he was doing behind the camera that's what that's what they was saying they were saying that he she would always sit there and and had a million questions how does this work how does that how do you do this why do you do this this and that she wanted to do what he was
Starting point is 00:17:49 doing and i it was it was rough man i was like oh man i was just i said let me just leave these tissues right here and now i was oh like i got through it but it was it was rough man i just I didn't know the little girl But man, it just It just broke my heart on what was going on And when they were talking to her mom too I was like, oh man That was rough
Starting point is 00:18:16 But yeah man All the shit I've been watching lately It's sad But it was good man I'm glad I watched all this stuff What was that on? I ended up renting it It was on
Starting point is 00:18:30 Oh, okay Prime but I'm sure it's out there somewhere but um i haven't made it out to mortal combat too yet hopefully uh i heard it's good yeah theo saw it he said it was good remember no giving i love my brother to death but sometimes i can't trust i mean it's not like movie of the year but i heard it's like super fun michael is the movie of the year so far you see that not yet i've been watching this
Starting point is 00:19:00 guys, uh, YouTube videos on all the things that they left out of the movie that they didn't talk about. Yeah, there was a lot. I mean, because people didn't sign off on it. And I was telling somebody,
Starting point is 00:19:15 somebody was getting all mad about that they left certain things out. And I was like, his family made it. They're not going to put all the controversial allegations and all that kind of stuff in the movie. All that's late. Maybe that's in the next movie Yeah
Starting point is 00:19:33 As much money is this thing Go ahead As much money as this movie made There's definitely gonna be Another one because that was just Not even Half of Michael's career That was all just what they could jam
Starting point is 00:19:50 In two hours It was like it was all over the place I mean but it was good And the way to see that movie Was an IMAX I saw it here in a little screen in my town Well, it's one in one of the bigger theaters But I was like, oh, that was good.
Starting point is 00:20:08 I liked it. My buddy wanted to see it. He's like, dude, let's go see it in IMAX. I was like, man, I already seen it. And he's like, come on, man, I don't want to go by myself. So we went. And I was tired, too. It was right after work.
Starting point is 00:20:21 I'm like, man, I was scared that I was on fall asleep watching it. But man, I was juiced. and it filled the whole screen the whole time. It wasn't like some of the movies. Oh, this certain scenes were filmed in IMAX, and then the rest of it, you can get like a letterbox format.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Like it goes back and forth. I have a feeling Mandalorian and Grogrey is going to do that because they showed the trailer for it. And it was going back and forth. It was like, fill the screen for a few seconds. And then it would go. I was like, oh, man. Why are people counting that movie out already?
Starting point is 00:20:57 I don't know I'm not I'll let you guys know next week when I see it Yeah I mean I want to watch it I just
Starting point is 00:21:05 It's just People just hate Star Wars Turned on it already I'm like man Just Enjoy it I don't know if there's any You listeners
Starting point is 00:21:15 But I've been saying this From the get go All you young Young listeners Are young people out there I've been With Star Wars from the beginning
Starting point is 00:21:28 from 1977 when it was just called Star Wars no episode 4 no a new hope that didn't come out into the 80s I say it's all the time
Starting point is 00:21:39 on our show a lot of you young guys you're lucky on how much Star Wars you guys are getting anything yeah Marvel DC
Starting point is 00:21:48 all of that video game movies yeah we didn't have any of that shit I mean the only comic book movies we had was Superman in the 70s
Starting point is 00:22:00 and then the ones that came out in the 80s and we didn't get Batman well the Adam West Batman was whenever that came out 70s 60s probably 60s but we didn't get actual Batman movie until 89 yeah
Starting point is 00:22:14 and then a few years and then we got the other ones and then ruling the 2000s late 90s boom they were coming out left and right. I mean, the Spider-Man movies came out.
Starting point is 00:22:30 And then once Marvel Studios hit, you got Iron Man and Incredible Hulk and boom, boom, boom, all these movies that were coming. Just left and right, man. MCU is probably like almost in the 30s of movies. And Star Wars, man,
Starting point is 00:22:46 we only had those three movies and that was it. Yeah, I just don't get it. Like, with the MCU thing, everybody wanted more, more, more. Then they gave you more, and then everybody's like, it's too much. Yeah, they turned on them. Because I'm like, man.
Starting point is 00:23:03 It's like, y'all asked for it. Everyone was like, Ah, Eternal is the worst movie ever made. I don't hate that movie. I didn't either. I mean, I wasn't up to knowledge on the comic book lore of the Eternals, because it wasn't like a story that I did interest me. But, I mean, I'll go see the movie. The movie was okay.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Didn't need to be as long as it was. I liked it. And then everybody, I was complaining about it. Like, man, can't please no way. Hey, I mean, I bitch about a lot of shit too. But I appreciate all the comic book movies we got,
Starting point is 00:23:42 all the Star Wars movies we got, and TV shows and everything. But I always say this about you. Even if you are complaining about something, you'll watch it. Oh, yeah. And give your honest opinion. complain about something and not watch it.
Starting point is 00:23:57 I got something I didn't see it. Ah, it's crap and da-da-da-da-da. Do you see it? No. I ain't could do that. I don't want to see it. I know plenty of people that will complain about something that they've never even seen. I'm just like, how do you know
Starting point is 00:24:10 it's bad? Yeah, I'll let you guys know. I'm getting a double dose on the first day. Going to IMAX and then we're going to the Almo Draft House to watch it in. Some crazy format
Starting point is 00:24:25 with with theo yeah um I don't it's what is it called you guys got to do a straight out of the theater review yeah we're gonna do a in the truck
Starting point is 00:24:41 um we're not gonna do it like well we'll probably do some quick little videos on Instagram and TikTok and stuff and hey we just saw it why nah this and that of course we're both gonna love it uh it probably won't be my favorite movie the year but um i know it's going to be deals i can tell you that right now yeah i've been
Starting point is 00:25:04 seeing them uncle pictures he's been posting oh yeah uh we're going to all moll draft house in san rancash in the quote new mission uh the mission's getting gentrified that's what they have to call on new But anyway, we're seeing it in HDR by Barco. I do not know what that is. You got to tell me about it because I just posted a Mandalorian Grogu poster that said that on it. And I was like, what is this? Is this some new shit I don't know about? It says, enjoy a premium projection experience with richer color, deeper contrast, and an incredible detail.
Starting point is 00:25:48 HDR by Barco Braco Brings every scene to life Okay We'll see
Starting point is 00:25:58 What it is Well I'll compare it from IMAX To HDR by Barco I want to see Shout out to Taylor He saw
Starting point is 00:26:12 Some movie And he He saw it in some Uh The screen is like bigger than a regular screen, but it's kind of like it's flat and then kind of the two on the left and the right. It's kind of like three screens. Oh, I know what you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:26:36 I don't know what that's called. Where it's like it's kind of surrounding you kind of. Yeah. I can't remember what he saw. He had sent me a picture. Oh, I'm about to watch whatever, whatever. And I was kind of thinking, all right, that screen looks kind of small. and then I really looked at it
Starting point is 00:26:52 and I was like oh it's one of those screens and damn I can't remember what he's seen something recently in the last couple months but I'm okay man just make the movie good and whatever this HDR thing is
Starting point is 00:27:09 I don't know it's uh in the the biggest screen um at the Alamo Draft House. I hope the seats are better. Because the last time I was there, I saw the original OG Dawn of the Dead on the big screen.
Starting point is 00:27:30 I hadn't seen that since it came out. Did you see the 3D version? No, I saw just the regular version. Mike saw the 3D one. Yeah, I took my daughter to whatever anniversary it was and they were shown in 3D. Was it worth it in 3D? Not for me, but she thought it was cool. that was cool for me.
Starting point is 00:27:52 I don't like those conversions. Well, majority of these 3D movies are conversions, but I don't like it. When we saw Fantastic Four, when we saw it at Comic Con, we saw it in 3D, and I was like, eh, I wasn't impressed with it.
Starting point is 00:28:10 I need to rewatch that movie. It was all right, but I didn't. I liked it, but out of the, what was it, Superman and Fantastic Four? going against each other. I thought Superman was better. I had my favorite parts of that. It was all right. Thunderbolts was my favorite comic book movie last year. But yeah, I'll let you guys know what this
Starting point is 00:28:34 HDR by Barco thing is. I mean, I assume it's just going to look like it's going to jump out of the screen at us, so we'll see. Theo said we had to pay extra. Oh, like, damn. He wants to go there because he's the biggest Star Wars collector I know. Are they giving away something? A pint glass. We got a pint glass when we saw Rogue One.
Starting point is 00:29:03 I was like 10 years ago. I don't even know what I did with it. Maybe I just brought it home and just put it in the cabinet. I don't even remember what was on it. But this one, speaking of Star Wars or a Mandalorian, Burger King with all their shit that came out, the Mando meal and all. Yeah, I've seen the advertisement for that. That burger did me wrong.
Starting point is 00:29:32 I don't know if it was the sauce or the fried pickle chips that were on it. I don't know. It was a lot. Oh, man. I was like, oh, cool. I'll eat it. And later at work, I was like, oh. Or it could have been the, what the hell they call those?
Starting point is 00:29:54 The Mando something. No, I think there were cheese tots, Grogu's cheese tots or something. I think that's what it was. Oh, man, they were kind of rugged. I didn't like them. Yeah. On it right here. I think it was the cheese.
Starting point is 00:30:24 tauts or whatever. Imperial cheddar ranch tauts. Yeah. Man, they show you all these cool boxes and everything. Well, I got the big the Mandalorian box. I got that, but cheese tots. Can you get one of the cups?
Starting point is 00:30:40 No. Oh, I got one of the cups. I guess there's three more. Theo just said he went in there and bought all of them. Said they were like two bucks. I got I don't know, some character. I don't know. I said, man, I want the Grogo one.
Starting point is 00:30:54 I have to go in our Burger King see if they still have them. Real question is, did Theo get one of the Grogu crowns? Oh, I did. I got both of them. I got the Grogu one and the Mando one. They had them just sitting on the counter. I said,
Starting point is 00:31:12 I'll take two of these. But yeah, I mean, that that burger is just a whopper with whatever Mando sauce or something on it. And then Grogu's little pickled chips. That sounds so wrong with
Starting point is 00:31:28 mandos sauce on it. I wonder one of those shakes, but I went to the doctor and they told me you need to stop eating sugar and you need to stop having lactose or milk products or whatever.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Yeah, all the stuff you love can't have it no more. No, I mean, I wasn't that big of a sweet guy. It's not like I have to have bags of candy with me. It was like if it was there I eat it but I'm not running out of the store running to the store to get it but
Starting point is 00:32:00 I love ice cream and cheese and she's like well I'm sorry to tell you but you can't eat cheese no more you can't have sugar and stay away from hot dogs I get the hot dog thing
Starting point is 00:32:16 with all the stuff that's in it the lips and assholes but I'm like I can't eat hot dogs and cheese You went, nope. I pretty, I was the type of guy. I had cheese every day.
Starting point is 00:32:31 That's how much I love cheese. Put it on my eggs. I'd get cheese sticks or just the little snack things of sharp cheddar, bag of chips, and I would just sit there and eat that. Like it was nothing. Now I can't have it. She said if you have cheese, just, minimize it. If it's little
Starting point is 00:32:56 doses, that's okay, but don't eat blocks of cheese like you did. I'm like, ah, so if one of the kids got this, a little Grogoo shake, I'd at least take a sip, but
Starting point is 00:33:10 I was like, man, you can't have nothing no more, so I guess it's just water and plain iced tea. So, I don't know. But she goes, well, if you have to have something, sweet and you have a soda, drink one of those zero sugar sodas.
Starting point is 00:33:28 I said, oh, okay, I can do that. I said, I could live with that, but she goes, just kind of cut down on some of it. Don't go overboard. So, so I don't know, maybe the
Starting point is 00:33:43 Mando Burger didn't, uh, didn't agree with me. Because I was like, oh, I felt rough. After that. But, uh, All right, that's enough of the food returns and
Starting point is 00:33:58 Star Wars returns. Let me see what I have watched. I'm going to start with my Not Cool the week. What was that? Blood Barn on Screenbox. Well, it's a screen box
Starting point is 00:34:15 original, but it's on Prime now. This movie is an hour and 17 minutes of nothing. It wishes it was a People Dead movie. It even has the shot, you know, the
Starting point is 00:34:33 camera going through the woods and stuff. But it's just like these people partying at this little country farmhouse. And then shit happens. And then it gets all confusing. And then next thing you know,
Starting point is 00:34:53 like random things are happening. People are getting possessed for no reason. and there was some decent practical effects in there. It's super low budget. But I was for a movie that's under an hour and 20 minutes, I was fucking waiting for this thing to finish. So I can't recommend Bloodbarn. I'm looking at the cast.
Starting point is 00:35:20 I don't know any of these people. Let's see. On Tobey, I checked out this found footage movie called what happened to Dorothy Bell it's about this girl she's making a documentary because like some creepy shit happened with her grandma
Starting point is 00:35:41 her grandma was starting to like talk to somebody and do weird shit and she's trying to figure out what happened to her and so she's making a documentary and it kind of gets into the usual found footage tropes
Starting point is 00:35:56 creepy shit going on in the background there's a book that you're not supposed to read from that she ends up reading from typical found footage shit but it's pretty decent I have to check that hey is that um
Starting point is 00:36:18 Sherman Fields from Candyman I think so like the one I think did they kill him he was an older black gentleman that was dressed like the candy man and he was handing out candy and then they thought it was him
Starting point is 00:36:40 oh I don't remember is it yeah it's him I had to look it up because I was trying to see who else trying to see what else I watched oh I finally finally checked out faces of death oh what did you think I liked it wow that was awesome I liked the way they they incorporated the original movie into it.
Starting point is 00:37:03 And I thought, what's his name? Did a good job. Billy. Yeah, he was an all-star. He was hell of good. I mean, I had some issues with it, but it was good. I was not expecting it to be as good as it was. I think my one issue was the main girl from Foria.
Starting point is 00:37:23 Uh-huh. She's kind of irritating. I liked her. I mean, I said it during our initial review that I was glad. glad that most of the final girls are all these little beautiful in shape model chicks. She was just a normal not saying that she's not beautiful. She was a beautiful young woman. Have you seen her now?
Starting point is 00:37:45 Yeah, she don't look like a shot. She did that. She lost too much weight. But I liked it. I thought it was a really, really good movie. Yeah. I thought the kills were good. I almost bought it on Amazon.
Starting point is 00:38:00 just the digital one you gotta you gotta wait for the I know I said I'll wait Oh speaking of Blu-rays
Starting point is 00:38:13 I picked up a couple things I finally got the The 4K HD Ultra HD Of the original Trick-a-Treat from the 80s 1986
Starting point is 00:38:25 I haven't watched it yet This is the This is the first or the final or the finally they uh an official release because the other one from severin yeah the other one i have is um a little bootleg one i wanted that one from severin the steel book they put out they put out but it was like super limited and now it's going for ridiculous amounts on ebay oh man you made me look that up i didn't know there was a steel book yeah it was like because severan they'll double
Starting point is 00:39:00 put out steel books and they'll be like limited to a specific number or something. Man, let me see. What is this going for? Not that one. This is the trick art tree. $149. Man. I don't like the cover, though.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Man, you guys are killing me. Ooh. Or is this an old? alternate cover well I didn't even know they made this so keep my eye out I thought I got the little box set one this is just a just the regular 4k one but I'm going to creepycon flagstaff creepy con in October and the ragman's gonna be there Skippy
Starting point is 00:40:11 Mark Price He's gonna be there I met him before I met him at Mad Monster Party in Phoenix And He signed my My bootleg
Starting point is 00:40:21 Trick or treat Blu-ray When I pulled it out And showed him He was like I never seen this Where'd you get this I don't know
Starting point is 00:40:28 Somebody online He went oh okay I didn't know They made him Blu-ray He was the one He was the one of He goes
Starting point is 00:40:33 Ah well They're getting ready To put out a 4K one I was like Oh they are He went, yeah, so just keep a lookout. And he goes, well, that's what I was told. He goes, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:40:45 So the other thing I got was, um, uh, my buddy, Sean C Phillips, uh, director, his movie Skate to Hell. I haven't watched it yet. I know it's on prime. Um, it was like we need to do a review then. Yeah, I got to, I had to support him. So I bought, uh, the, uh, DVD. I texted him.
Starting point is 00:41:07 I asked him, is this going to be in Blu-Rue? He said, as of now, no. Just this one. So, well, all right, man. I'll support. When I was at Days of the Dead. So Walmart, we go. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:20 When I went to Days of the Dead, him and his crew were there, and they had the actual skateboard from the movie. This is the one that we, I haven't watched it, but this is the board we needed. I was like, man, dude, you should have told me, man. I would have came to Vegas and because they, I guess they filmed some of it at one of the skate parts. in Vegas and they just had
Starting point is 00:41:40 background guys skating. I said, shit, I could have been one of those dudes and see some fat dude back there rolling around on a skateboard. I could have done that. But, I don't know. But I'm going to see him in San Diego at Comic Con in July.
Starting point is 00:41:57 And then hang out with him again. Because we hung out in Vegas, man. It was a good time. I didn't see him in a long time. Oh, his brother also, he and his brother, his brother, Ethan. they wrote this film. He said his brother writes a lot of movies.
Starting point is 00:42:12 I'm like, oh, cool. Ethan's a good guy, too. I haven't seen him in a while. Last time I saw him was a few years ago at Comic-Con. Yeah, if you haven't seen his brother, you can definitely tell that they're related. Oh, yeah, they just, it's like a little version of Sean. So, cool guys, the Phillips brothers, man.
Starting point is 00:42:30 They're awesome. As well as their mom. Shout out to their mom, man. She's an awesome lady. I met her at Comic-Con one year. but I ain't paying 150 bucks for this
Starting point is 00:42:42 steel book man why did they do that why did they just put it out these limited edition well all right they'll get you they'll all this limited edition
Starting point is 00:42:57 they'll put it out make you go crazy and then they'll drop it again and then it'll be everywhere yeah just like the for that obsession movie uh you know the little
Starting point is 00:43:10 thing in the movie that they used to make the wish yeah in the trailer i guess they were selling like replicas of it it sold out and then they were going for like a hundred bucks a piece on ebay and so the people that put them out restocked and put them out again huh
Starting point is 00:43:29 which they're already sold out it already that's what they do that's how they make their money but Oh, man. We're all over the place, everyone. Well, that's how we do it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:46 Real quick, wrestling talk. Backlash? No, we'll say backlash for that show. Aska, is she done? Because there's two different reports. It made a backlash. It made it seem like I didn't even know this was happening. Apparently, the new report.
Starting point is 00:44:09 is that she's not retired, but she's gone to deal with some things in Japan, and it's going to be gone for a while. All right. But that's not official. Take care of what you need. I thought Kyrie was going to come back.
Starting point is 00:44:24 That was a rumor. And nope, nothing happened. But, I mean, it was one of the best matches on the card. I thought it was awesome. And then I wasn't expecting all that
Starting point is 00:44:37 at the end. I was like, what's happening? So if she's gone, Kyrie's gone, it's just Julia and Eo, right? Yeah. I don't even, I don't know what they're doing with Julia. Yeah, I'm like, come on.
Starting point is 00:44:56 You could have threw her in the mix with all, with all four of them. But we said it before, we're not running that place. I don't know. I ought to throw them all together. Yeah. Damage Control 2.0.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Mm-hmm. They're going at. kick ass all four of them but i don't know yeah we'll do a backlash we got we got that coming everyone yeah backlash we got to get that out because this weekend is on saturday night's main event and on the 31st of this month is clash at italy which i don't understand why they're putting out all these events so close to each other in one month i don't know they need money i guess. Well,
Starting point is 00:45:43 all these rumors, they're asking their wrestlers to redo their contracts. Oh, that was the other
Starting point is 00:45:49 thing, the new day. Word is, they asked for their release. Well, they were, they were,
Starting point is 00:45:56 I heard that they, um, well, oh, since we don't use you that much, let's, uh,
Starting point is 00:46:02 they want, they were going to give them a pay cut. Yeah, let's cut your contract that you just signed a few months ago.
Starting point is 00:46:10 Yeah. let's cut it in half oh hell no but i don't know what they want so we'll see but i heard these the layoffs are not done yet there's some interesting names on the list bailey well they're wasting i guess they asked her to take a pay cut and she said no is the rumor in L.A. night. They're wasting him. I kept seeing, I kept saying that.
Starting point is 00:46:50 So Saturday night's main event, Cody Rhodes and Jacob Fartu. Did you watch Smackdown tonight? I caught some highlights. At the end, when Gunther whipped up Royce Keys. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:10 He was, Gunther was in the ring and then Cody jumped in and crossroads him and threw him out of the ring. Why do they have Royce Keys lose already? I just... You've been spending weeks building him up to lose.
Starting point is 00:47:28 Yeah, I was like, really? That's what we're doing here? I was like, ah, this is one of my buddies. Shout out to Eli. He loves Gunther. He goes, he's the new phase of the WW. I'm like, shut up. He goes out of his nuts the whole time.
Starting point is 00:47:45 Surprise they didn't have Gunther, retire Oscar. Oh, and this is the one. Oh, Ria Ripley, Eo, and against your girl, Liv, and Roxanne Perez. I'm calling it now. Roxanne's turning on Liv. Yeah, it's going that way. I think it's time to break that group up. It's, it's coming.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Keep living, Dom together. Yeah, that's going good. Raquel and Roxanne, they need to do their own thing. And we got the Randy Orton, Trick Williams, Damian Priest, and Sammy Zane. What is this? No, wait, what is this? This is different. This is the last one.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Randy's heard. Yeah, this is, that's what it says here. Let me see if I can pull it up. Because I said, this supposed to be wrong. Because then it says AJ Styles and Schittske Nakamura. I think this was the last one. Hmm. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:48:59 What's tomorrow? 17. Sorry, everybody. We need to figure this out. The World Tag Team titles, The Vision, Logan Paul, and dumbass, awesome theory. He got street profits. Then the Intercontinental, Penta. versus Ethan Page
Starting point is 00:49:26 Then the six woman tag Rea Ripley Charlotte Alexa Jade B-Fab and Meachin Yeah Yeah Because Uh
Starting point is 00:49:40 Jade was out there talking shit in the ring Saying I'm the bad She could take the mic away from her You know I was telling my daughter that That she's improved In the ring but when she gets on the mic like it loses me
Starting point is 00:49:59 she was terrible on the mic she needs a manager I was like hand the mic to one of your girls and then Ria can not Ria then Charlotte came out talking shit and Alexa Bliss as well both of them had mics and they were going in on her and then they got in the ring
Starting point is 00:50:15 and then they said yeah tomorrow night Saturday night's main event I was like what? I didn't know there was what so but mommy it looks like she's beefed up a little
Starting point is 00:50:30 she's not as skinny as she was at backlash so good I mean we're all battling something but I'm I'm there for it what's the main event I assume
Starting point is 00:50:45 I would say the ladies would be the main event I don't know because I don't think the division is or Penta is the main event Penta's dropping that belt to Ethan Paige
Starting point is 00:51:02 It's all ego Ethan page Get it right So So Zaneran's main event Is just strictly peacock Yeah They're all over the place now
Starting point is 00:51:17 I'm just like Oh my God You guys are killing me Just bring the network back again That was nothing wrong wrong with it. And it was only $9.99. Yeah. And it had everything.
Starting point is 00:51:31 Now you got ESPN, Netflix, Peacock, Tooby and at least Toobie's free. And wherever else, everything, I'm just like, oh, my God, it's WWE. You guys are everywhere. Man, it's, uh, but yeah, we'll be back with more wrestling.
Starting point is 00:51:51 Everybody. But, let's take a trip to the trailer park looks like we only got one oh let's do horror headlines first oh go for it let's see if we even got anything oh
Starting point is 00:52:06 the Blair Witch Project creators are back with a newfound footage horror called the Influencer Project which follows real life stalker story in the age of social media what This will star real-life influencer Chiar King and will be based off her experiences with her.
Starting point is 00:52:34 I guess she had a stalker experience. Damn. And the creators of the Blair Witch Project and her bringing this story to the screen. Says details of the film's plot haven't been released, but were told the project was shot in Copenhagen. Hagen and is based on true events surrounding King's real-life stalker. King, for those you, I don't even know who this person is. King is a beauty and fashion influencer with over one million followers on Instagram and 4.2 million on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:53:10 The influencer project will be her first film project. We understand producers are aiming a Leverge King's social popularity to launch a theatrical release. The producers have noted Mark Pillar, Pailor. Paylor's rollout of Iron Lung is a blueprint that had locked with an agreement with Varus and released the film. Did you see Iron Long? Yeah, I thought it was cool. I didn't know what it was. My son was like, oh, we got to go see this movie.
Starting point is 00:53:44 He played the game. Yeah. He goes, we got to go see it. So it'll take Knock Maloney's documentary out of the, the, number one spotter. I don't know, some shit. I watched that. I talked about it on East Society. That was a waste of time. I'd have been mad if I saw that in the theater.
Starting point is 00:54:09 I thought it was going to be about her life. It was like, hey, come follow me for however long, 24 hours or whatever. A day, a day in the life of. Yeah, that's all it was. I was like, I didn't learn nothing about her other than she does fashion and she's the first lady and
Starting point is 00:54:33 that was it probably already knew. Yeah. They didn't show where this is how it was and I grew up. These are my parents and their parents were in it. But I didn't learn nothing about her what you can't just turn on the TV and see her do whatever she does. I was like, man, this was weak. And all you fools selling, maybe not in you listeners,
Starting point is 00:55:02 but there are those fools that are selling her popcorn bucket. Because movie theaters are just going crazy with these popcorn tins. Selling that thing for crazy prices? I hope you guys just sit on that thing. But yeah, I didn't learn nothing about our first lady. That documentary was, I think it was almost two hours.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Just wasted my time. I think so. It just wasted my time watching that thing. I didn't learn anything. I was like, I had to watch it. I mean, we're paying for Prime. Might as well. Let me just talk about it on the show.
Starting point is 00:55:46 And yeah, like I said, I didn't learn nothing about it. I mean, just give me a documentary about your life, not what you're doing. terrible but this influencer project all right I'll check it out speaking of the Blair
Starting point is 00:56:04 Witch last week we talked about I'm sure have you been keeping up with the Blair Witch Project News the new one there's another one yeah it's directed by Dylan Clark and
Starting point is 00:56:19 a lot of the people that made the original one like the directors and some of the actors are on board as part of the creative team for the new one. I didn't even know. They're making another one. Yeah, it's for Blumhouse.
Starting point is 00:56:40 Well, last week they, I can't remember which actor, Michael. C. Williams? Yeah. He came out and said the new one is not a remake. It is his own story. And this week, the details have come out saying it's a fresh story set in the same mythology
Starting point is 00:57:04 and centers around a family on a camping ship that spirals into terror so it's in the same mythology but it's not a remake they're not rehashing the same one over again uh well just be better than that last one because that last one pissed me off oh with the alien I was like, wait, what's happening here? I mean, I know everyone hated Book of Shadows,
Starting point is 00:57:41 but I like that one a little more than... I like that one a little more every time I watch it. Yeah. It was, I liked it when I saw it in the theater. But that last Blair Witch movie, I was like, I was excited.
Starting point is 00:57:57 I was like, cool, right on. But I was like, what was this? made me mad. I'm all with the theory it was aliens. I don't care what anyone says. Let's see here.
Starting point is 00:58:13 You've seen the Magic star in Anthony Hopkins, right? Yeah, back in the day. Yeah, Sam Ramey is rebooting it. It's fine. Leave it alone. Of course, I'll watch it.
Starting point is 00:58:35 Why? Why? Sam Ramey, is directing a remake of the 1978 Cold Horror Classic Magic for Lionsgate. Originally attached only as a producer, he stepped up to direct his modern
Starting point is 00:58:51 adaptation of William Goldman's novel. The script is being written by Mark Swift and Damien Shannon. Isn't he directing one of the new Marvel movies? I don't think so. I was just reading something. I heard he was coming back to direct
Starting point is 00:59:11 another Marvel movie? I mean, he might. I don't remember which one it was. The original film, 1978 original directed by Richard Attenborough starred Anthony Hopkins Academy Award winner Anthony Hopkins and Charles Corky
Starting point is 00:59:30 Withers, a mentally unstable ventriloquist whose foul-mouth dummy fats seemingly makes a murderous life of its own. I like that movie. I thought it was going to be some creepy horror movie. It was more of a slow drama type of thing with a little spookiness.
Starting point is 00:59:54 And it was nothing like, ah, it made you jump and scream. It was a really slow burn. It was more psychological. Yeah. I get it. I mean, we had seen a young Anthony Hopkins with hair. Have you ever seen the original trailer? for that movie. Yes.
Starting point is 01:00:14 That scared me. I can remember when I was a little kid. When you just see Fats talking, looking at the camera. And I just can't remember exactly what you go on YouTube and watch it. But I remember seeing that for the first time watching TV one night
Starting point is 01:00:30 and that came on and it scared me. And then when the movie was coming out, I was at the drive-in and I remember seeing the poster and it's just a picture of Fats. And then I was just scared of it. I didn't see it until it came out on
Starting point is 01:00:44 no when he came on TV it was all cut up and then I saw the full version when VHS came out and I sat there and watched it I was still pretty young though at that time and I kind of like okay I don't really get this movie but it was all right
Starting point is 01:01:01 but I recently watched it again I enjoy it more now that I'm an old man but at the time but yeah if that little teaser TV spots scared the hell out of me. I don't like dummies.
Starting point is 01:01:18 Like, uh, sloppy from, uh, goosebumps. Goose bumps. That thing's scary. My grandsons have one. But, uh, they're scared of them, too. They just keep them in his box. And, uh,
Starting point is 01:01:32 he's facing the wall. Why'd you want it then? So I'll eventually take that from him and bring it in here. I don't think. think i'll have him facing the wall i don't at least have him somewhere in there makes a room for him but yeah i like this movie do they need to remake it they remake everything so why not let's see uh casting news for ryan cougler's x files reboot joining the cast is oscar winning actress amy madigan steve bushemie bouchemy
Starting point is 01:02:12 Ben Foster all have joined Ryan Coogler's X-Files reboot. Also, Laura Dannen from Reservation Dogs. Oh, she's on the cast? She's in it and some other Native actors. She's the only one that I remember. Think of us all going to be a specific episode or something? Probably. I mean, they did it in the regular show.
Starting point is 01:02:45 they were um they were out on uh my res uh in Arizona I can't remember it was Arizona New Mexico the Navajo Nation they filmed some stuff because they found some aliens in a buried train car
Starting point is 01:03:00 and uh Floyd Red Crow Westerman he was in one of the episodes rest in peace um I can't remember what the episodes were called those were like the only ex-file episodes that
Starting point is 01:03:15 watched just because it was dealing with the natives i didn't i never got into the series i always wanted to yeah i watched the movies but i never really dole head into it i've only seen the second movie and i hated that movie those two were weird they were at wonder con hyping up that second movie and i don't know what was going on with them they were all fidgety and uh what's her name scully is that her name Billy anderson. Yeah, she was being all weird. I get it.
Starting point is 01:03:49 The lights were bright. She kept covering her eyes trying to talk to people. Not, or not covering. She kind of like had the... I think I read somewhere she has anxiety. Well, that might have been it. Because whatever new slasher movie she's filming, I guess I read a story that there was a scene that she was filming.
Starting point is 01:04:10 That was like super bloody and she had a panic attack. I don't know. We'll see. But is X-Files streaming anywhere? It should be on Hulu, because that was a fox on Fox, wasn't it?
Starting point is 01:04:30 Yeah, it's on Hulu. Hmm. Let me see. Maybe we should do something for Patreon. Yeah. I don't know those those episodes. Because I'm talking about it.
Starting point is 01:04:46 there was two episodes dealing with the natives I don't remember those of you that have been asking our tales from the crib Patreon episodes are coming back I know we took a year two or three
Starting point is 01:05:06 break but they've been releasing each season weekly on shutters so we have no excuse to not do them now damn there was 11 seasons of X-Files? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:22 Yeah, because remember a few years ago they came back for a couple more seasons. Oh. I knew they were coming, but I guess I have to fall down that hole. Yeah, this Ryan Coogler thing is a all new thing. All right. Is this what he's doing next?
Starting point is 01:05:43 I think they're filming it now. Is he doing the next Black Panther? Yeah. All right. good. Because there was that story Denzel slipped. Because I guess
Starting point is 01:05:55 nobody knew he was going to be in the third one and I guess he was giving an interview saying Ryan Coogler wrote his role specifically for him and they were like, oh, so you're in the new Black Panther and then Denzel was kind of like, oh, shit. Oops. All right.
Starting point is 01:06:11 I mean, I'll have to brush up on my ex-laws. I don't know if I'll watch all 11 seasons, but. I don't know. We'll see. And finally, we're going to end with this. And, as you're the perfect person to be here for this, Crystal Lake, officially arriving this October on October 15th.
Starting point is 01:06:34 Are you going to see anything from it? Or are they waiting for, like, Comic-Con or something? I'm going to say Comic-Con. Because they've only released pictures, and they release a behind-the-scenes picture of young Jason sitting. You only see the back of his head In the makeup chair I know some people are already bitching and complaining
Starting point is 01:06:57 And ain't even out yet we ain't even seen anything They're like ah Why Doing a Friday 13 show and no Jason I'm like This is a prequel Hold your horses
Starting point is 01:07:12 He is going to be in the first season Yeah I mean but they want They've already They already cast older Jason I mean I'll watch it I'm that big of a friend of the 13th fan. Those of you that you should all know that. But I'm like, do we really need this?
Starting point is 01:07:33 No. I'm saying yes, because it's the closest thing we're going to get. Oh, just give me more fan films. Well, those are always going to be there. I'm sure as we're recording this, one's being released right now somewhere. I'm just like, I'm down for it. I mean, who knows? I'll probably love it to be my favorite TV show of the year,
Starting point is 01:07:57 but I'm just kind of like, uh, we'll see. I mean, obviously we're going to see the, the death of Jason drowning and his mom, uh, going crazy. And we'll see all the stuff that they said in the original film.
Starting point is 01:08:16 The fire, the water going bad and the this and the that, everything that was going on to try to shut that camp down. so we'll see exactly how do you think linda cardalini's going to do oh she'll be doing good i love her she can do no wrong in my eyes so we'll see we'll see we'll see what they're doing i mean just don't expect jason running around on a hockey mask i mean don't get me wrong i'd love to see that but i mean this is more focusing on her we'll get sackhead jason at the end of the season that's fine
Starting point is 01:08:55 well just entertain me and don't make me like but we don't know much about her just the little they said in the first film that I mean they didn't really talk about her they just kind of talked about
Starting point is 01:09:13 the when the truck driver was saying that the camp is jinxed and start talking about what happened so I don't know. We'll see. It'll all be new to us. I mean, there's other lore out there and everything, but I'm basing my knowledge off the movies, not the books, not the comics, and all that. This is movie, movie knowledge that I know. And I'm all for it, man. If you can give me another Jason movie, cool. That's what I want. I want part 11 with Jason on Earth 2, but fat chance we ever get that. Because I don't care what anyone says. Jason Axe was fucking awesome. Yeah, I loved it.
Starting point is 01:09:56 Uber Jason, he was amazing. He was regenerated and new body had both his eyes. And he just burned. Burned. Oh, I need to find that. Somebody made a fan film of Uber Jason surviving that fall to Earth 2. Put it on the list. I got to look I got to find it
Starting point is 01:10:23 I mean I saw clips of it and they were yeah watch the full movie here or wherever I need to find it again I meant to save it and send it to you but I forgot but yeah we need to watch that because if that's the closest I'm getting to part 11 I mean I'm good
Starting point is 01:10:40 so I don't know everyone doesn't count just the the 10 movies they throw in Freddy versus Jason and they throw in the, was it 2009? That one. Because they're saying, if they make another movie be the 13th movie, 13 movies dealing with the series and the franchise, but not 13 in the 10 films that we got.
Starting point is 01:11:09 That's, I'll count that 13 when we get to it. Right now, we're only at 10. So, but that's me. As I look at my Uber Jason right now, on my desk and all my other variations. That's a big of a fan I got. I got so many Jason's in front of me right now. Funko pops,
Starting point is 01:11:30 3D generated ones, tunny tears, a bobblehead, a big Jason piggy bank, Uber Jason. I got them all. That's how much I love them. We shall see in October.
Starting point is 01:11:45 Hopefully they hype it up at Comic-Con because I'm gonna. might have to fight people to get into that panel. You know, Crystal Leg, October 15th on Peacock. Do you remember when that guy got stabbed in the eye at Comic Con with a pencil? Yeah. Theo was in there when it happened. What?
Starting point is 01:12:08 He was in there when it was, like, way behind him. He was in there and they closed, the whole place was the crime scene. So they locked it all off. one good leave. I mean, they already had the guy, but I don't know, man, people are crazy. Comic Con gets wild but those of you that have never been there. All the years that I've gone, been going since 2005. I almost got into a fight in Hall H one time. I don't know if I told the story
Starting point is 01:12:34 here. I don't remember what panel it was. We were kind of close and everybody, when the panels were over, when they're all standing on stage waving and everybody and the mother jumps up and everybody's taking pictures. I was like the thousands of other people that were in there. I was taking picture as well. And then everyone's got their cameras up and they're going all over the place. And you're trying to get your camera in a space where no one's in front of you.
Starting point is 01:13:02 Because I've got plenty of pictures of me snapping pictures. And all I see is somebody's camera right in front of my lens. So I was doing that. And the dude behind me was doing the same thing trying to get a picture. But his dumb ass touched me. and said, stop moving. I just put my camera around. I turned around.
Starting point is 01:13:24 I said, don't you ever put your fucking hands on me again? And I just stared at him straight in his eyes. And he looked at me and then looked down and then walked away. I was like, motherfucker, everybody's in here trying to get a shot. And you fucking have to touch somebody?
Starting point is 01:13:39 I wasn't playing that shit. I said, fuck that. I was hella mad. I had, like, ruined the rest of my day. I was stewing about it as I was sitting there. I don't even remember what the panel was or what panel came after that.
Starting point is 01:13:52 But I was hot. And fights were getting to break out during the whole twilight craze because there was people just trying to get into that in the Hall H. Shout to the little mom or grandma or whatever with her two little girls. I was walking into Hall H. And there was people that I saw these two little girls. I don't know if it was a mom or the grandma. and they wanted to get in there.
Starting point is 01:14:20 And I saw them right before I walked in the door. And I went, Mom, here you guys are. And the lady looked at me that was watch. I said, they took my nieces to the bathroom. And she was like, oh, come on. So she lifted up the thing. And I was like, come on, come on. And those little girls were so high, they just walked in right with me.
Starting point is 01:14:38 And I said, have a good time. Never saw them again. But those two little girls, I know they wanted to be in there for that. So I got him in. And once we got in, the lady was like, thank you, thank you. All right, have a good time. And then walked out of my life. But I wasn't one of those people that, oh, Twilight killed Comic-Con.
Starting point is 01:14:57 No, they didn't. If anything, it made more money for them. But that's another story. Maybe we'll fall out on that hole. But, yeah. When's this heck, well, it's horror quotes, deals with vampires and werewolves. I've only seen
Starting point is 01:15:16 the first two New Moon is my favorite I was the one dealing with the the native werewolves with the wolf pack with Shark Boy and the rest of the gang that was the one I liked the most because they had a like I said dealing with all
Starting point is 01:15:40 the natives and then that last movie that pissed me off is he native? No I don't tell what's his name? Taylor Lauder. Shark boy. Yeah, I don't think he is.
Starting point is 01:15:58 Let me see. I just remember how awful his hair looked. Oh, that first year of Twilight when he came in, his hair was all crazy. I didn't even know what Twilight was. Welcome to Twilight Returns. My daughter was like, are you in the panel? I was like, yeah, what is this?
Starting point is 01:16:16 She was going off. Oh, my God. And she was all, give me a poster, take pictures. I didn't even know what the fuck Twilight was. The little bit they showed us, I was like, okay,
Starting point is 01:16:27 I'll check this out. When it came out, took my daughter to see it, sold out, packed in there. I don't think he is. It doesn't say he's Dutch,
Starting point is 01:16:42 French, and German ancestry. So he's white. Wait. And it stated that he has distant Native American ancestry, especially Ottawa and ooh,
Starting point is 01:16:58 I'm not even try these tribes, I'm a butcher him. I don't know about that. I mean, if he comes out with, everybody wants proof nowadays, then okay, but I don't know. I didn't think he was native, but everyone's native
Starting point is 01:17:20 after you make a play a native character but i i don't know did you see that movie that movie from creep show oh um what the hell was his name with his gorgeous hair yeah that is uh or stephen lang chief wooden wooden head was that his name or stephen lang and uh was a band of the hand
Starting point is 01:17:49 yeah Holt McConee, is that his name? He was Sam White Moon. Yeah. He gets a pass because that character was awesome. Some people, one of my friends' dad, he was hella mad. Ah, why he gets a white guy playing natives? I was like, come on, take it easy.
Starting point is 01:18:11 But I like, I like Hulk. He's a character. Yeah, he's a, that's, hey, it was somewhat of native representation. I was all right with it. and Chief Woodenhead, he was awesome. Oh, man, Creep Show 2. The Raft was my favorite story in that one.
Starting point is 01:18:32 But I liked it. If someone made a Chief Woodenhead figure, I don't know why they haven't, I'd buy it. Sam White Moon. Have we done that movie? I don't know. We might just have to do Chief Woodenhead. I know Mike and I.
Starting point is 01:18:51 you guys did that we did a commentary for it we did that we did the raft think i was supposed to be on that episode but i wasn't oh yeah we did uh we didn't do the whole movie we just did that that segment of it ah i'm to dig that movie that leather coat no shirt on yeah oh man all right love this hair I wish my hair was that long. Shail the Park. What is this movie called? Colony.
Starting point is 01:19:29 New Korean zombie horror action adventure from okay, forgive me. Yon Sangho, I believe he did train to Busan. Is this
Starting point is 01:19:49 just a separate story or is it dealing with that outbreak. I'm not sure. Yes, he directed Train to Busan and the sequel Peninsula. It looks creepy. I mean, I like the Korean zombie movies. They're a different take, and they're real bloody and scary.
Starting point is 01:20:17 And fast. Maybe this is the prequel to Train's Luzon. Yeah. Because they never gave you an explanation. Well, they kind of did. And did you see Soul Station? The animated one? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:37 Yeah. They kind of, it was whatever was going on in that factory. I assumed is what caused it. Synopsis for this one is Professor C. Jiang attends a biotech conference on to witness at Sparone to catastrophe when it rapidly mutes. virus is unleashed as the outbreak spreads and the infected begin to transform authorities seal out the entire facility maybe this is where the virus happened at this biotech conference
Starting point is 01:21:07 i'm all for it looks good i mean we don't see much in this trailer but uh on story wise we just see zombies going crazy chasing everyone yeah they're all bending and Being weird and standing up at attention for some reason. Oh, man, crazy. Well, speaking to train to Busan, well, Colony, when does this come out? May? May 21st in theaters. Here or is that in Korea?
Starting point is 01:21:43 R&B just says May 21st. Well, we'll see it. And of course, we'll talk about it. I hope it comes here this month. Well, shit, that's what next week. week. Yeah, let me double check. Usually they let you know
Starting point is 01:22:02 May 21st, South Korea. I ain't flying all the way out without I to see it. We shall see. Well, uh, check it out once it uh, hits our shores. I hope it's in a theater.
Starting point is 01:22:24 Because, uh, I would love to see this on the big screen. August 28th. August? Yeah, limited theaters. maybe I'll get it in my area. Well, not, definitely not in this town I'm living in, but maybe in the Reno Sparks area.
Starting point is 01:22:41 Hopefully. Well, she'll see. But I'm juiced. I want to see this. I like this. Yeah. It was like all the J-horror was hitting for a minute, and then Korea took over.
Starting point is 01:22:52 Yeah. So. All right. That is it. All right. I got something really quick. It was something. I don't know who put this list together, but it says C, top C, the letter C, and then it says top 10.
Starting point is 01:23:10 Scariest horror movies of the last 10 years. All right, I'll start with number 10. 2023's Evil Dead Rise. Good movie. Yes, there was some creepy scenes, and the main girl scared me. And I'm glad, well, from what I see in the trailer, it looks like they're connecting. the new movie to this movie. All right. I need to watch this one again.
Starting point is 01:23:36 I just saw it the one time in the theater, but she creeped me out. And then when I met her, beautiful young woman, but she still kind of creep me out. He's from that one series Vikings.
Starting point is 01:23:52 Never saw that. Neither have I. All right. Number nine, 2022's Terror Fire 2. I wouldn't go as far as saying, scary but it was my favorite one out of the three yeah it's gory yeah scary no yeah uh number eight 222s talk to me i was kind of creeped out with some of this stuff and i'm one of those ones fake or not i would not touch that hand i was creeped out because this seemed like what the
Starting point is 01:24:25 younger generation would do yeah like they had a limited edition buy the movie and get the hand Nope, I'm good I mean, I'm a collector, but I don't think I need that in my house Fake or not 24's website was selling it No, no, I'm good I'm not scared at this movie at all.
Starting point is 01:24:51 2017 is coming in number 7, get out. This is a good movie, but I wasn't scared anytime. But I like what my son said. I can't remember how old he was when we saw this. We walked out of a movie. I said, what did you learn from this movie? White people would be crazy. Well, they definitely were in this movie.
Starting point is 01:25:13 Number six, 2016, train to Busan. Fast-running zombies are scary. Because like Zombie Land said, the fatties went first. I definitely would go first. But I'm taking a bunch of them with me before I go out. Yeah, once you get bit in this movie, you don't have long before you change. Uh-uh. That's why I was like, man, like any lot of these newer ones, you got bit, one, boom, but you instantly turned.
Starting point is 01:25:43 Because what I just recently rewatch? World War Z. Yeah, you instant. He has that scene where he's counting down because he's watching, he watched someone get bid, and he kind of, I think it was like 12 seconds. Yeah. Or even when that one soldier, that chick, she got bit. And then he chopped her hand off. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:06 And they started counting. But I liked it. When he got it past the 12, he turned her. You're not going to turn. You're not going to turn. But she wasn't worried about that. She just lost her hand. And then they survived a plane crash.
Starting point is 01:26:20 Yeah. I love that movie. That was like, yeah, okay. They're finally making the sequel. Finally? Yeah. Brad Pitt in it? He has to be.
Starting point is 01:26:32 He better be. All right. Number five, this one was scary to me. This is a 2024's Long Lakes. Yeah. Nicholas Cage, the Academy Award winner, Nicholas Cage, he was creepy in that movie. How do you feel about because they announced they're doing a movie with Nick Cage, but it's not a sequel to,
Starting point is 01:26:59 Long Lakes, too. It's just in the universe. So what is it? A prequel? Could be. They didn't say. They just said Nicholas Cage's back. Is it going to be focused on him? They didn't say. I thought his presence in this film was enough. It wasn't a lot.
Starting point is 01:27:21 It was dealing with the other detectives trying to solve the case. But if it's going to be about him, I don't know, I mean, looking at him in small little shots was creepy. But watching a whole movie of him, I don't know. I mean, I'll see it. The only thing they said was Neon's not doing it. It's moved over to Paramount because I guess the scope and budget were bigger than what neon usually does.
Starting point is 01:27:55 I have faith in Neon. They haven't let me down yet. I mean, I don't ride and die with A24. There's been some A24 movies I've seen that were my opinion, no good. But we'll see. But I'll watch it, but long legs, I remember texting you because I didn't see it in the theater. I remember it was, I bought it and I text you, is this worth buying? And you said, yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:20 So I'm like, all right, I trust you. Because, like, I agree with you. Like him and little doses throughout that movie was creepy. Yeah. And what's her name? Micah Monroe. I thought she killed it in that role. And the background shit you'd see when you kept seeing the devil or spirit or whatever that was.
Starting point is 01:28:38 That was creepy. And what's her name as Michael Monroe's mom? Yeah. Urban legend. Oof. Yeah, that movie was creepy. I remember, like, when it was over, I went and made you and locked all the doors and windows. That's like after I watched that documentary on the Nightstalker.
Starting point is 01:28:59 I was on Netflix. Oh, yeah. I made sure everything was locked tight and grabbed my piece. Because I was hell of scared after all that. But real life stuff was more scary than what we see in the movies. But Long Lades was creepy. This one, number four, 2016's, The Autopsy of Jane Doe. Good movie.
Starting point is 01:29:27 I need to watch it again. I was tired watching it. And I was like, okay. We didn't do that one for 31? No, uh, well, I put it on the list. Yeah. I watched that one and what was that other one with the old lady? The taking of...
Starting point is 01:29:46 Deborah Logan. And that was creepy, but I... Well, I'll have to do both of those because I... The only part I really remember was when they were in that, like, cave or whatever. And he came around the corner... mouth over the guy as the chick's head. I was like,
Starting point is 01:30:01 what the fuck? I had to rewind it a little. I was like, what's happening here? That part was creepy. But anyway, that's not on this list. Number three,
Starting point is 01:30:10 that this one kind of creeped me out, but it was a thinker. 2018's hereditary. I had to this. The one the Oscar. Yeah. I had to, they snubbed,
Starting point is 01:30:24 what's her name? Tony Collette. She should do. Tony Collette. You think that movie would have been, made today she would have been nominated because she wasn't even nominated no i mean the way they're looking at horror now i mean i i i would definitely would have thought she would have been because i remember i'm watching the movie i love tony collette and everything she's done but after this was over
Starting point is 01:30:46 i was like man she did such a good job in that movie and that one part did make me jump when uh her her son was walking through the house and it was all dark and she just came fucking just running top speed out of the darkness. I didn't even see her there. Watching it now, I know she's there, but I wasn't paying. I was just watching him,
Starting point is 01:31:07 and I was sitting in the theater with my buddy, but when she came running at her full speed, I went, holy shit, I like jumped in my seat. I about when she was crawling on the ceiling. Oh, when she was banging her head? Yeah, that shit was eerie. That was a good movie, though. I mean,
Starting point is 01:31:23 I've watched all kinds of videos and them explaining, exactly what was happening but I didn't like his last movie I liked hereditary and Midsamar but that the one with the Joaquin Phoenix what was that one
Starting point is 01:31:41 damn are you going to make me look it out yeah I'll say what Beau is afraid Bo is afraid yeah I watch it okay
Starting point is 01:31:57 It's weird. He made this movie? Yeah. I didn't even know that. All right. I'll check this out. Seriously, I did not know. Is it just a movie movie or is it a horror movie?
Starting point is 01:32:11 I think they got it listed under horror, but it's not really horror. It says dark comedy, psychological drama, psychological horror, psychological thriller. Quest, what is that? Raunchy comedy, tragedy, comedy, drama. drama horror. Yeah, a little bit of everything is in there. Okay. Well, I did not like it.
Starting point is 01:32:36 It's on all the free channels, Plex, Pluto, and Tubi. It's where it should be. For free. It'll make me watch it with ads. Damn you. Ariaster hasn't done me dirty. Let's see what he does with this one. Oh, he was a producer.
Starting point is 01:32:58 I was like, he did Eddington or whatever. He's just a producer. No, he directed that one. Oh, he did? I think so. Because he was one of the producers of Bologna. Did you see that? I love that one.
Starting point is 01:33:12 That was awesome. That was hella good. I told my wife to watch this year and it was okay. I'm like, you're boring. I said, that was hell of good. Hereditary was my favorite movie. He did that. That shit grew up.
Starting point is 01:33:26 Yeah, that's the best one. that was number three 2015 this is number two 2015 this one scared me it follows that was creepy and I loved every second of this film
Starting point is 01:33:40 it was one of those movies that when it first came out it was like a limited run before it was everywhere because I remember seeing people talking about it and I watched the trailer
Starting point is 01:33:51 and then I was searching was not playing in this town I'm at or in Reno know or sparks i was like shit it was playing in one theater in the bay area at that time at the limited release so one one one weekend i said i'm going to the bay area for what i said i got to go watch this movie you're going all the bay area for a movie i went yes well i've gone on a movie
Starting point is 01:34:13 in the bay area a few times the ray two i saw that in the theater and it was only playing down there in this small little art house theater but this one i had to see it and it was another little art house theater i had to see it it was just me and like two other dudes in there watching it. And it was like in the biggest theater too. I was like, man, but I don't care. It follows was awesome. I loved what was happening in it.
Starting point is 01:34:37 Are you looking forward to the sequel? Huh? Are you going to ruin it now? I'll pick up. I'll see it. But I mean, if it's just the same little thing that's following it around, I thought this should have been a one and done. I mean, don't explain.
Starting point is 01:34:57 to me now where it's coming from and what started it but i don't know we shall see all right number one it's going came out in 2023 i it was streaming i can't remember where i watched it but um when evil lurks oh my gosh that scene with the little girl and the dog oh i mean i wasn't like scared but it was it was pretty gruesome well that scene with the dog made me just Oh, hell yeah. I was like they fucking went there with this little girl. And then you see the dog drag her off. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:34 But then when she called on the phone, that was like, what the fuck is happening? Oh, man. And that whole ending, I was like, I had to rewatch it again. I was like,
Starting point is 01:35:42 wait, what? Did I miss something? What's going on at this school? But that was a good movie. I loved it. I thought it was awesome. It made my best of a horror list.
Starting point is 01:35:52 And I liked it, man. They really went for it. It was bloody. So, but as... You've seen the director's other one terrified? No. Who keeps telling me to watch that?
Starting point is 01:36:05 Mike. Yeah. I haven't watched it yet. I haven't watched that or Audity yet. Those are two good ones. Yeah, that's what everyone keeps telling me. I haven't sat down the one. You saw Hocom, right?
Starting point is 01:36:16 No, not yet. Okay, watch Oddity first because he's the same director. Okay, because Mike went and seen Hocom and he said it was good, but I haven't seen it. Yeah, it's good. What's his name? a fucking asshole in it. Who? Adam Scott.
Starting point is 01:36:32 I only see him as his character, Ben, and Parks and Rec. Or, what's his name's brother and stepbrothers? He's kind of an asshole like that, but not in a funny way. Does he got the ripped
Starting point is 01:36:50 stomach like he did in stepbrothers? That movie's hell, buddy. But all right, from the top. 10. Evil dead rise. Number 9. Terror fire 2. Number 8. Talk to me. Number 7. Get out. 6. Train to Busan. 5. Long
Starting point is 01:37:06 legs. 4. The autopsy of Jane Doe. 3. Hereditary. 2. It follows. And 1. Evil lurks. Out of this list, I would that one be my number 1. Probably hereditary. I was scared.
Starting point is 01:37:23 Hereditary would be first and long legs would be 2. Because I was really scared with that one. talk to me as well and it follows. I train to Buzon, awesome movie. I wasn't scared, but oh man, I didn't expect to cry at the end of that
Starting point is 01:37:39 movie. That ended. No, I think that was the first thing we ever recorded together. What, Train to Besson? Yeah, because we did Territrain with that one. Oh, we did? I'm sure I don't remember. We've done so many shows, I can't remember half the shit we did.
Starting point is 01:37:55 Other than Tom Cough, we're trying to explain. three hour time cop show trying to explain time travel but yeah this was just something I found everyone and I wanted to talk about it I couldn't talk about it on East Society. Theo, he don't watch
Starting point is 01:38:10 these movies but all right we are skipping listener feedback but this week's podcast spotlight shines its light on broomsticks and bloodshed a witchy horror movie podcast
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Starting point is 01:38:46 Never listen to that show. I'll have to give him a shot. And listener feedback will be back next week. And of course, you know where to get our t-shirts, T-public from our boy, Steve. and Natsulani. And let's get into this week's featured attraction.
Starting point is 01:39:08 We are not doing the watcher retrospective. That has been rescheduled because we couldn't get everybody on there. And we have to have Steve because he picked those fucking movies. We are here to do 2025, which I count this as a 26 release. Yep. Dolly. A couple's hiking trip turns fatal when they stumble onto the sacred ground of Dolly, a mass deranged figure who captures the girlfriend and forces her to live as her baby.
Starting point is 01:39:50 This is directed by Rod Blackhurst, and I think I've seen something else he's done. Rod Blackhurst, what have he done? Oh, shit, he wrote Night Swim. Oh, isn't that Lance's favorite? Top five movie of Lancers. What was it? Last year or the year before? A year before.
Starting point is 01:40:24 That's not all he. That was mad. I went to the theater and saw that movie. I was hell mad. I was like, what the hell is this shit? Night's swim. Oh, man. This star is.
Starting point is 01:40:42 Fabian, Teresa, Russ Tyler, Tiller. You know how to say that name. Oh, and who played Dolly? Max the Impaler. Yeah, your girl stole her whole gimmick. Who, Sarah Logan? Bahala. That's who, that's who they say is she stole the gimmick from.
Starting point is 01:41:10 I didn't even know that was a woman. I was like, who the hell is this? And when I looked it up, I went, Oh man. For those you don't know who Max the Impaler is, just type that name in and watch all the glory that is Max the Impaler. She's a wrestler and she's all brutal, fucking Viking warrior princess or something. And she's a big gal.
Starting point is 01:41:37 Because I'm glad I didn't really, like, I just watched the movie first before I started. I thought it was a dude. I was like before I dig into this thing. Even when she pulled the titty out? I thought it was fake. Oh. So, but
Starting point is 01:41:55 I mean, the way it started, I was like, what, you got stiffling in this? I'm like, all right, cool.
Starting point is 01:42:01 I'm with this. Got Ethan Supply in it. I didn't realize that was him until he started talking. Because I know he's lost away and stuff, but just the way they had him in this movie. Like, you,
Starting point is 01:42:13 you see him and you kind of, like he looks familiar but i don't know who he is yeah because he had long hair but once he started talking i was like oh shit so but he's a good actor i liked him but stiffler was the one i was kind of like whoa i mean was you like friends with somebody and they wanted a big name in this so uh i kept seeing the thumbnail but i just figured it was just some a little low budget two-beat movie so I didn't I didn't always just go right over it
Starting point is 01:42:51 and I never heard nothing about it I didn't know who was in it and uh until you're like let's watch this one I'm all right cool so I didn't read into it I had no idea what it was I just clicked on it and started watching it but when Stifler popped on the screen
Starting point is 01:43:07 he's only Stifler in my eyes I was like oh sweet yeah but he's not Stifler in this movie no he's a regular guy yeah I watched that one show um
Starting point is 01:43:20 I knew Tim Allen show him and cat Dennings or whatever her name is it's his daughter and Stiffle was in it and Jenna Elfman is in it and
Starting point is 01:43:36 oh I know what you're talking about it's like a sitcom yeah that one guy from house party uh I can't the one that kept bump the the DJ table in the first movie
Starting point is 01:43:52 he's with the hat when Martin goes he goes stop bumping the table I'm trying to mix you call that mixing I just helped you out what the hell's that guy's name
Starting point is 01:44:04 maybe look that up he's in a wheelchair now and I thought he was just in a wheelchair in the character but he got into a motorcycle accident
Starting point is 01:44:17 what is this gentleman's name darrell mitchell he's uh in that show but dolly this movie was awesome i loved it i was like did they film this with film and it looks like they did i had to do some research on it um because it was all grainy and had the little spots and it was all grind house type of style.
Starting point is 01:44:49 So I was like, all right, cool, I'm with this. I like what they're doing. At first I thought they just added. There's filters you can add to make it look like an old film, but it was really shot with film. Yeah, even like the color grading made it film like, made it feel like it was filmed back then.
Starting point is 01:45:07 Yeah, it had that Texas chainsaw mask, the first one, vibe. Oh, there was some straight shoutouts to that movie. Yeah. But I guess it was kind of in a little explanation, but not really.
Starting point is 01:45:25 But I liked what was happening. It was just a couple that went on hiking. At first I thought they were like just trying to fix their relationship because something seemed like they were getting ready
Starting point is 01:45:38 to break up. I don't know. But they kind of go into it but then it goes sidetracked once Dolly comes on the scene. and once Dolly came onto the scene and everything and all hell started to break loose
Starting point is 01:45:55 I was like, whoa! What's going on here? Shout out to all the practical effects, which I love. And it got pretty bloody. And it got like, yeah, the boob part. I was like, oh, what's happening here?
Starting point is 01:46:12 And I don't know what was in that bottle. This movie was like, Texas chainsaw massacre mixed with barbarian. Yeah, I kind of had that feeling. But, I mean, overall, I enjoyed it. I thought it was a really good movie. I never even heard of this Rod Blackhurst guy. He wrote Night Swam.
Starting point is 01:46:35 Is he directed? He always says he's got 36 things he's directed. I was looking through his stuff. Have you seen the short film that this came from? No. What is that? It's called Baby Girl. Oh. It's like under five minutes, and it's not really a whole lot happening.
Starting point is 01:47:02 Is Max the Impaler in it? Dolly's in it. I don't know. She played. I want to see a cast or anything. Hmm, I haven't really seen any of this stuff on here. Well, I guess I see. seen uh... night swim that and uh john
Starting point is 01:47:21 way gasey devil in disguise i've seen some of that oh the series yeah how this it was based off a short I bet the shorts better than the movie shorts are usually better than the stretched out
Starting point is 01:47:36 yeah that's why I put the damn movie on the schedule because I've seen the short and I was like this has potential uh huh then I was wrong but this movie was good. I liked what was happening. The main girl. I don't...
Starting point is 01:47:53 Have I seen her anything else? I didn't recognize her. Let me see. Oh, she was in Southbound? And John dies at the end? I did... I'm about to rewatch those and I don't remember her unless she was just in it for seconds.
Starting point is 01:48:12 Southbound. Anyway, I mean, I thought she did a good job. and I guess when we get it as spoilers, we'll talk about Stifler, but I had an issue with that. But anyway, we'll get to that later. But I liked what was happening in this. I loved what was going on and the little backstory that later that we got into it. It wasn't just some weirdo out in the woods. This isn't really a spoiler, but I had an issue.
Starting point is 01:48:50 with this. This house is way out in the middle of nowhere in any town, USA or any Woods USA. And you got some, there's no spoiler. It's Dolly, we see here in the poster, some creepy one with a,
Starting point is 01:49:07 like a dollhead. What's ceramic or whatever? Dollhead face? Those are scary in general, even if it wasn't a horror movie. I was like, okay, you're way out of,
Starting point is 01:49:21 the middle of nowhere, at least in Texas Chainsaw, there was an explanation on why they had power. There was generators running. I was like, who's paying the electricity bill in his house? Because there was lights everywhere. There's just nothing to do
Starting point is 01:49:37 with the story. It was just something to me. Who knows? Maybe she just mails it in. You got an app on her phone. Yeah. But I was, I was happy with this film. I was glad they they didn't they didn't uh skimp on the blood and the gore because there was a lot of it in it and there's only a handful of people in this movie but it was creepy um don't watch the trailer because i'm
Starting point is 01:50:02 watching it right now and they're showing way too much see i'm glad i didn't look i didn't read into this i didn't watch anything i knew nothing are you watching the the movie trailer or the original trailer or the trailer for the shutter release uh whatever they're showing on i'm on imdb and whatever they're showing right now oh man i think i think the shutter the one saying is going to be on shutter show too much well this whatever this one is they're showing way too much and it they're showing like the whole movie see the show on the ending oh my god don't watch the trailer boys girls if you haven't seen this movie just just find i too when i was done with this i texted mike uh i was
Starting point is 01:50:51 like dude check out dolly on shutter and what's it about just watch it and let me know he liked it he was like dude this is real gritty i like i like how they filmed it he's a filmmaker for those you know uh mike j merent um but i enjoyed the film i mean like i said i've seen the thumbnail but it's just like i said just thought it was some there's a lot of just crap on shutter and i just figured there was just some another run-of-the-mill slasher movie. I wasn't expecting known stars in it, much less what was going on. And to find out that Dolly was Max the Impaler,
Starting point is 01:51:31 I was like, oh, hell yeah. I'm watching her wrestle right now, and she's a big gal, and she's throwing this Missa Kate, throwing her all over the ring. I mean, Max the Impaler can, have a movie. The way she's dressed up and how her hair is and everything. I mean,
Starting point is 01:51:52 she can just make a bloody Viking movie or something. But I was really satisfied and pleased with this movie. Because like I said, I was not expecting much, much less what we got in this film. Because I was like, whoa, I'm going to watch this movie again. I only watched the one time so we could talk about it.
Starting point is 01:52:15 But I want to watch. I want to watch it again. I really enjoyed it. And I seen a post that the director made on Instagram, I guess apparently a big studio tried to purchase the rights to franchise it, but he turned him down. Good. Because if they get a hold of it, it's,
Starting point is 01:52:38 you're not going to get what we got. I think basically said, he said if there's going to be another one, it's going to be made how he wants it to be made. Yeah, don't sell out to the man. Make it your film. Any of you independent filmmakers out there. I mean, if you want that check, I mean, go for it.
Starting point is 01:52:58 But if you want to keep whatever you're creating the way you want it. Yeah, look at Terrifier. It's best to do it on your own. But, spoilers? Yeah, I'll give my quick two cents. since I already talked about this film on Cool the Week when it originally came out.
Starting point is 01:53:22 But yeah, I agree with you. It's a good slasher movie. It's fun. I like the greeniness, the retro look, because it really does feel like it was filmed back in the 80s, maybe 70s. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:53:37 I like the, what is her name? Fabian, Therese. She was a good final girl. And then Maxine Pailer was badass. I like the that they had known stars in it but they weren't the main
Starting point is 01:53:53 stars of the movie. They were just like cameos. And I like the callbacks to Texas Chainsaw Masker. You can tell the director was a big fan of that movie and wanted to pay homage and respects to that movie by including some things in this movie.
Starting point is 01:54:13 So what is your score? I will give this huge I'll give it an 8.5 I mean, I enjoyed the film
Starting point is 01:54:30 but there was some stuff. I'm like, okay. But I mean, again, I'm not saying it a bad movie.
Starting point is 01:54:37 Definitely watch this film, though. It was awesome. Yeah, 8. I will give it a 7.75. Not quite an 8, but almost an 8. Spoilers.
Starting point is 01:54:51 Yeah. I mean, I was, like I said, I enjoyed it. I was entertained. All right. Spoilers. Did you stick around for that extra scene at the end? Remind me what it was. Well, if you listen to the song that was playing during the credits,
Starting point is 01:55:09 they even said the very end of the song, and Dolly will be back in part two. I was like, wait, what? I had to rewind it. I was like, did he just say what I thought he said? And at the end, the very end of the film, I think it was the cops and someone else showed up. And they were reporting, yeah, this is what happened.
Starting point is 01:55:30 We found this out there at this house. And we found this person with a doll face out there still alive. And I was like, wow, this is going to be more. Real quick question. When the mask gets broken. Was that another mask underneath or was that her? her face. I think it was her face. I had
Starting point is 01:55:56 a thing though with the dolly mask. Was it like cutting her neck? Because there was a scene when her head was back and it was all jagged. Wasn't sure if it was... Could have been. I was like, well, I mean, that would fucking hurt. And
Starting point is 01:56:11 there's nothing really much to spoil other than the ending part, but because there was kind of an explanation on what was going on. And then the person that was locked in the basement, Toby. Yeah, his character, I thought it was like, I was kind of had that feeling of like tourist trap to where Chuck Conner was able to throw his voice here and there. I thought
Starting point is 01:56:49 Dolly was doing that because we didn't we couldn't see or maybe it was in Macy's head because she was all scared and everything but you kept hearing this voice don't forget me I'm in the basement or wherever you're saying it was that who was Toby to Dolly
Starting point is 01:57:08 her brother okay because when he got loose and he was like yeah I'm your brother and ah, this and that. So it seemed like some crazy Yahoo family. So I was like, I don't want an explanation, but they probably give us one in the next movie. But I was sitting, I was curious.
Starting point is 01:57:33 Like, why is Dolly this way? What happened to her? If they don't give us a part two and we never get an explanation, I'll be, I'm fine with it. I'll just be always wonder, but usually when they try to explain things, it loses me. Usually when they explain things, it's in part two or part three. That's why I'm kind of like about the Crystal Lake thing. I'm like, do we really need all this?
Starting point is 01:58:03 I mean, but okay. Well, a lot of people said that we didn't need the It series. Oh, don't know. We definitely needed that. I can't we ever see this dude because that was awesome. Welcome to Derek. How did you feel about the the callbacks to
Starting point is 01:58:23 Texas Chainsaw Masker? Her jumping through the window, her laughing in the truck getting away. I mean, yeah. I mean, I liked that they did. I mean, the director obviously seen that movie front to back and was paying homage to it. So I liked it.
Starting point is 01:58:41 I mean, and it had that that leather face feel big monstrous character and that's why I thought it was a dude I didn't realize when the movie was over
Starting point is 01:58:54 is when I looked to see who Dolly was I was like who is this person I was expecting a big dude and then it was Max the Impaler I thought I went so I was like hell yeah
Starting point is 01:59:08 then I found some videos on YouTube about them her talking about this movie but I loved how they shot it, how gritty and grindhouse looking it did it made and the practical effects.
Starting point is 01:59:25 I had an issue, but I mean, it's a movie. Stiffler? Yeah. I don't not think he would have survived that. He would have bled out, if anything. But
Starting point is 01:59:37 Dolly took him out. Dude, that was brutal. How was he talking? I don't know. That's what I was like, dude, that thing pretty much pulled your jaw off. And I'm sure it affected your vocal cord somehow. Because there's that scene at the end where he finally makes it
Starting point is 01:59:59 somehow to the house. And then he yells out for Macy. Yeah, I was like, no. But that was brutal when, when Dolly got him. kind of knocked him down and then got that shovel she was carrying and
Starting point is 02:00:17 he was like, other than fucking jump up don't just lay there and wait for this person to hurt you. I mean, fight, throw dirt, anything. That's a movie. She got the, it was just a regular shovel.
Starting point is 02:00:32 She didn't run around the axe or a machete or any of that. It was just a regular the whole digging shovel. She got that shovel, stuck it on his shin. And just like you were digging a hole, stepped on the shovel. It would crack the bone and everything. He went, ah, I felt that right there.
Starting point is 02:00:55 I was like, oh, shit. And then he was like, ah, then she got the shovel, stuck it in his mouth and did the same thing. And basically, that would have killed him. I mean, other than he was just choked on all the blood or bled out. but oh sorry it's a movie but the practical effects that they had I don't know how long you had to sit in that chair for them to put that hole but his jaw
Starting point is 02:01:20 was broken in half hanging I'm surprised his tongue wasn't just hanging out but that looked pretty cool I liked it there was that one wonky CGI moment with Ethan Suppley when she punched through him
Starting point is 02:01:37 oh yeah I mean the what can you do I liked it yeah when she punched through him and then I like how she looked through the hall Yeah
Starting point is 02:01:50 I don't think that's how anatomy works But uh all right I mean I'm looking at a picture right now uh Macy's standing there outside I don't know what she's looking at I assume Stifler laying there and Dolly's right behind her
Starting point is 02:02:09 how tall is Max the Impaler? I would, if not six feet, unless this woman, Macy's hella short. But I liked what was going on. And it was brutal. I mean, Dolly was a good character.
Starting point is 02:02:29 I mean, because I was kind of first, I was like, is this just another slasher movie and it's not going to make any sense? but I mean it was it was far from that I mean I liked what was going on I mean there's a story as like we said
Starting point is 02:02:45 we'll probably get that in the second one explanation of it max is only 510 that's it that's like an inch taller than me I don't know unless this other gal is short 510 240
Starting point is 02:03:03 build from the waste land She's a big gal I mean I'm telling you guys watch her wrestling She'd be beating up dudes So And she's just like the big old brick house Yeah I'm watching another match
Starting point is 02:03:25 Her and Carson Drake For NWA wrestling Where's NWA at from Not the Compton guys the wrestling it doesn't what's his name running it smash him Hopkins is that him
Starting point is 02:03:44 the the national wrestling alliance yeah corgan yeah oh this is him yeah it's his well I guess he's not touring anymore I'll have to watch some of these matches yeah they were on
Starting point is 02:04:04 Roku but I think they got a new deal somewhere else but I I think you can catch their stuff on YouTube. Is there a Max the Impaler shirt? I don't see one in their merch. You gotta go to wrestling teams.
Starting point is 02:04:23 Yeah, but overall, man, if you guys haven't seen this movie, man, definitely check it out. You got AMC Plus or shuttered. Yeah. I was pleased, man. I thought it was a really good movie. I mean,
Starting point is 02:04:36 uh, as far as, uh, cinematography, I liked it. There was out in the woods and all the the creepy dolls. That was probably the scariest thing to me. These type of dolls,
Starting point is 02:04:49 the ceramic doll with the old school ceramic faces. Those are creepy, especially if their eyes opened. Those always scared me. And just the whole dolly character. If they make an action figure, definitely I'll buy it.
Starting point is 02:05:09 Although you'll find one somewhere at one of these conventions. Come on, Tuny Tears. Make one. Make one a dolly. But it was good. I liked what they did. And the whole baby thing was creepy. She gave her that bottle. And then walked out the boob and shoved it. That reminded me a barbarian right there. Yeah, it got weird in some scenes. Like when she pissed herself. Yeah. And she picked her.
Starting point is 02:05:39 up and then later on the kitchen table and had her legs up in the air it was changing her. Oh, man. But yeah, when we finally found what's his name? Toby, even supple. He wasn't in the basement.
Starting point is 02:05:55 He was like in the next room. Chained up in the corner. When, because she went into that room and it was all dark and he was like, I'm over here. There's a flashlight on the ground somewhere. I was expecting some.
Starting point is 02:06:09 hideous monster or something in there, but it was just some hillbilly chained. Yeah, I was kind of disappointed because I thought he was going to be tortured or disfigured or something. Yeah, it was
Starting point is 02:06:26 weird. It was weird. Chained out. And who was when Dolly was sitting on the bed and there was somebody laying in the bed? Was that her? Like the mother. Did they cut the mom's head off and put it on, they put it on
Starting point is 02:06:42 something, I can't remember. Because remember when that girl was walking around looking and there was an old lady head on something? Yeah, that was the mother. Yeah, okay. Because yeah, when we first see Dahlie, she's sitting in a room on a bed and you hear flies
Starting point is 02:06:58 and the camera pulls back into the dead body lane there. So I was like, man, that house must stink. Dolly ain't worried about it. And then they showed all the the bodies that this came in Dolly's
Starting point is 02:07:15 wilderness and she took care of them so but yeah I say watch this movie I thought it was awesome I think that's what each doll represented the people she killed
Starting point is 02:07:30 yeah that's what I thought I like that I'm with that people just been going missing in his woods for years and there was a lot of dolls out there too they were like oh this must be some kind of art thing hell no if i'd have saw those kind of dolls out of the root turned around that's weird she wanted to keep one oh hell no this one looks like me
Starting point is 02:07:53 and this one looks like you i want to keep him and he had the right answer he was like put those down and leave those here yep if you come across crazy creepy things out in the wilderness either turn around don't touch it and get the hell out of there because shit's about to go down but it says on the poster in theaters so I assume this was a limited run
Starting point is 02:08:17 somewhere yeah it got the limited run before it shot a release I would like to see this in the theater if one of these
Starting point is 02:08:32 theaters that plays everything in it I would definitely go see this some of these characters I don't even remember other people in it
Starting point is 02:08:41 this aunt Sadie was that like in a flashback I think that was when they dropped the daughter off in the beginning oh yeah okay all right because I was like I can only picture the the four
Starting point is 02:08:55 the four of course there was the Toby's dead brother chained up I'm sure he got a credit yeah and then the deputy at the end then there was two other people at the end
Starting point is 02:09:11 because I don't know who they were talking to. Because somebody opened the door and then they were like, yeah, we found this and that out in the woods. So, and then they said, yeah, we found a person with a dollhead on him. And then that was it. It ended. I went, ah! So if he gets the funding to do it, then we're going to get another one. So.
Starting point is 02:09:38 Let's see what the budget for it. the budget was doesn't save but it made almost $800,000 in the theater well good man I'll
Starting point is 02:09:54 make the next one I don't know how much movies cost but I know I see these indie movies some people are spending a million dollars yeah fucking watch McCall's getting the damn sequel the inner violent nature I don't see why not
Starting point is 02:10:11 this one. But that was better than this. And violent nature was awesome. If you like nature walks. That would be cool. What was his name? Jimmy or Johnny? I think it was Johnny. Johnny. Yeah. I don't need an explanation.
Starting point is 02:10:30 I'm sure that's what we're getting. I mean, just, they should just leave it alone. Take that money and go make something else. Don't ruin what you made. So, but... I know if it ends like that first one, I'm... Give that movie a zero. But this one, yeah, I mean, I'm all for it, man.
Starting point is 02:10:52 Give me another one. And, of course, they're going to give us an explanation on who this person is and who did this to Dolly to make her be Dolly. So, I don't know. And why her brother was chained up in the next room and her other other dead. So, I don't know, man. Well, once
Starting point is 02:11:17 he got loose, man, he was putting a hurt on to her. Toby? Yeah. He was doing it. Macy was killing me with that little fucking pocket knife, that little small kind of knife
Starting point is 02:11:33 you just clean your nails with. She stabbed Dolly with it and then stabbed Toby. He's just like, and then, the camera pulled around, we see that little bitty. Blade might have been maybe an inch, if that.
Starting point is 02:11:49 inch and a half. Yeah, I thought this movie was awesome. Everyone check out Dolly. MC Plus or shutter. All right. On next week's episode, we are back
Starting point is 02:12:05 in the theaters for the new Curry Barker movie Obsession. And I paired that with 1987's Fatal Attraction. Ooh. Should have did swim fan. We already did swim fan.
Starting point is 02:12:21 You did? Yeah, with night swim. Isn't that really have to tie into that? We wasted it on night swim. Ah. Well, we're going to have, is that streaming anywhere? Swim fan? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:12:41 I don't know. I think I might have had to. I have this. DVD. I might have had to search for it. I don't see it. You can rent it on YouTube. Somebody brought
Starting point is 02:12:57 this to work and hey let's watch this. And I was like, oh, hell yeah. It was awesome. Yeah, it's only rental or buy. But I'll have to dig out my Blu-ray or my
Starting point is 02:13:11 DVD. I don't even think this is on Blu-ray, is it? It's going to make me fall down that hole. Ah, it is. Now I got to order it. Amazon. Yep. All right, boys and girls.
Starting point is 02:13:26 That is it. So what you got coming on E-society? If you're listening to our Survivor stuff, we got that. A new episode coming. We didn't do last week's episode because I didn't see Mortal of Combat. The Zis, you saw it. So I'm going to go see that tomorrow. and then that'll probably be our big movie.
Starting point is 02:13:52 And then plus the movies that I had mentioned on this, We Burry the Dead. Dolly, of course, I'm going to mention that. And The Rip. We're going to talk about that as well. I don't think he's seen that, but that movie was awesome. You guys haven't seen it yet.
Starting point is 02:14:08 So, okay, Mortal Kombat and Obsession. Two hours. God damn. What's up? they need to drag these movies out for two hours. I can understand World of Combat, but obsession, really? I don't know.
Starting point is 02:14:30 You're hearing a lot of good things about it, especially the main actress. Who's in this? I don't know. I don't recognize anybody, but I know the movie was good enough for them to give him. He's doing the Texas Translaw Masker movie, the new one.
Starting point is 02:14:53 What? Is it going to be a continuation from the Netflix one? No, he's doing his own thing. God damn. He said he's going to feature the family more. Which family? That was like a bunch of family in the
Starting point is 02:15:14 Well, from what I've read, he seems to be a big fan of the original movie. All right. We will see about that one. What's that called? Just text a chainsaw mask? or is there going to be the next next next generation
Starting point is 02:15:34 right now that's just what it's called all right well shall see but that is it boys and girls for everything dealing with the network go to the horror returns dot com
Starting point is 02:15:51 links everything Brian and I will be back with stream vines is that what our one is other than wrestling stream fiends with the lords of dog town
Starting point is 02:16:06 and then uh wrestling will be backlash and then backlash and then Saturday night's main event and then clash in Italy yeah and we have something planned
Starting point is 02:16:21 for uh what's the other show we do private for reflections yeah yeah something something in time for the summer yep we'll just leave it at that yep and i will be meeting that actor uh next month in sacramento again for those you're going to be at sinister creature con
Starting point is 02:16:46 just go uh to that website and see who's going to be there so oh uh the tommy lee wallis is that his name, the director of Halloween 3? Yeah. He's going to be there. And I'm going to have to clear off. I got a brick from Silver Shamrock.
Starting point is 02:17:09 They're tearing it down. And I got a brick. So I want to break that to him. And hey, can you sign this? This is from Silver Sherbrock novelties building. I met at the guy who took the
Starting point is 02:17:26 For those of you that have been to Whatever that little town is where the silver shamrock factory is There was a little Plate Plaque Like mounted on one of the corners saying Oh this is a Site of Halloween 3
Starting point is 02:17:44 This and that on it I guess when the news came That they were going to tear the building down Somebody went and took it I don't know who took it. I don't know if it was a fan or just... He's listening right now. Yeah, so...
Starting point is 02:17:58 Nez is talking to you. Yeah, man. Hopefully someone just took it and maybe they'll auction it off or something and I won't buy it and I got that kind of money. But, uh, I got a piece of history. And, uh, they're having a screening for it in October,
Starting point is 02:18:15 uh, from, I think a Lolita is the town. Um, I assume right there. I don't know where. I think it's outside somewhere, but Lizizu and I are going to be there. So we're going to go and watch Halloween 3 on the big screen outside and look at Silver Shamrock before they tear it down.
Starting point is 02:18:37 But I got a piece of that history. Record his review for 31 days. I got to get him to watch some stuff. He wasn't on the last couple of years. I do just you, me, and Mike and... What's her name that does all the seven? any stuff with you. Julie.
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