The Horror Returns - THR - Ep. #527: Frogs (1972) commentary

Episode Date: July 6, 2026

Sean Henry joins us to talk some Frogs. Cool of the week includes gaming, The Crash, Masters of the Universe, and Obsession. The podcast spotlight shines on The Rule of Scary. And our feedback contest continues: Email us at [e-mail] or go into our facebook Group The Horror Returns and leave us your best interactive feedback to read on the show. For the input we deem "best feedback" we will send a free horror returns tshirt of your style color and size choice! Points will be based on originality or if you make us laugh on air. Thanks for listening!    

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I'm Lance, and tonight's co-hosts. We've got Brian, as always. We've got Philip, the man, the man, the myth, legend, the guy that makes these YouTube videos come true, Phillips in the house. And we're doing a commentary. Last week's commentary was like literally last minute. So we didn't have the chance to invite this guy.

But yes, it's a resident commentary guy back. Steve, what's going on? Or it's up, Steve. See, there I go. I'm thinking of Steve. Well, Lance. Steve. Steve from the League of Geeks.

What's up? Steve? We got Sean Henry here. What's up, Sean? What's going on, guys? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

As always, I am so happy to be back. I love doing commentaries. They're always a hoot. Yeah. Definitely. Yeah. I mean, your name even says, Sean, on the Zoom. Phillips still says, bead your mind.

So I don't know where the fuck my brain was. Tell me that answer. I'm half asleep, too. Don't worry. I've been five others, so I'm sleep deprived. Yeah. You're drinking some, Extra caffeinated mountain lightning, I see, huh?

Yeah. Exactly. The do, man. You got to get it in the veins. Exactly. You got to go with the cheat dude. Not the name bread. It's probably got four times the caffeine, right?

I hope so. I need it. All right, man. Well, how have you been, Sean? What's been going on, dude? Just been staying busy with running a mental health practice at home, which, you know, in many ways sounds fun but also having toddlers and teenagers in the house during summer break is chaotic and yeah but i stay busy and i like it so um you know that's that's mainly what i do that's my life right

now yeah teenagers will run you through the ringer oh lord yeah my my uh middle daughter just turned 15 yesterday so oh boy yeah i got a 17 year old 15 year old a four-year-old daughter and then a two-year-year-old old son. Oh. So I got a shotgun. You'll never escape. Never ever. Yep.

And my son is the chillest of all. Yeah. Because he has to be. He's like, now there's too much drama in the house. Well, you know, I used to say that.

You know, you don't want to have kids too late because they never leave the house. And then, you know, I have kids now. And it's like, maybe they could just stay here. Exactly.

Exactly. I like my kids. It's a good attitude, man. Good attitude. Yeah, but so yeah, that's been me. All right, good to have you back, man. Thank you. All right, well, you know how we start out, right?

Do you remember, do you remember that, Sean? I didn't, I called you Steve, so we're off to a bad start, but I guess I'm thinking a week ahead. I think we're doing another watchers next week. Oh, cool. That tracks S, you know, Sean, Steve. They're in change. It's all good. Yeah, sure.

Okay. Well, that being said, Sean, you know how we start, man. Cool of the week. What you got? Cool of the week. I'd have to say gaming. So the new Grand Theft Auto 6th, the trailer for it, I just saw. I think it just dropped a couple days ago, but it looks so realistic.

I'm super excited for it. in November 19. That's what they're saying this this year. And then the other one is the new Call of Duty, which is supposed to be said in like the South Korea. Oh, okay. Yeah. We'll see if the story is actually worth a crap.

I mean, Call of Duty anymore, it's just about multiplayer. It's not even about the campaign. Yeah. So, but yeah, I'd say those are two, those are my two cools of the week. All right, cool. So doing some gaming then, huh? Yep.

Quick question, Sean. Absolutely. Are you, do you get physical disc or do you download digitally? If I can, I prefer to get a physical disc, but what I'm reading is for both PlayStation 5 and Xbox X, which I use. My preference is Xbox X, honestly, but I also love the PS5.

The problem with PS5 is the capacity on it is too small on the hard drive. But the new games aren't supposed to even be in, And if you pre-order the GTA, it's not going to even have a disc. Yeah, you have a box with a digital download code in there. Exactly. I read that yesterday, and I was like, then what's the point? Yeah. Yeah, I guess I asked you that because I just read a Sony set in 2028.

They're going all digital. And then Xbox followed up right after that saying their newest system is going digital only. Yep. It's money. Sony's already said that they're not going to take a loss on their any more units of like their next, you know, PlayStation. And so they're going to charge more and they're going to make sure everything's less expensive for them. So getting rid of, I guess, the disc drive is going to save them money, which really makes me sad because I, an old school guy and I prefer a disc. But, I mean, anymore, the disc doesn't have much on it.

It's got maybe like 50 mega, I don't say that. it's like 30 gigs, let's say. And then the rest of it, you got to download. So, I know, it's kind of a dying trend. So we're going to have to have just like external hard drives, I guess, to save all our shit on because these games are so massive. Yeah, GTA is supposed to be 300 gigs by itself. I mean, the PS5 comes 500. So right there, you got one game that.

I don't even think my hard drive has that. There's your hard drive. Yeah. So, and do you, have you seen how much a PlayStation 5's external cost? It's like $100 plus dollars. I'm not, that's why I stick with the Xbox right now. Yeah. Because at least, at least it's got a terabyte.

I've been playing everything on the Steam deck. I don't even know. That's right. Well, I doubt it can run GTA6. I'll have to get that one on the computer and kick my kid off. He's had too much anyway. That's funny. I've been playing a cyberpunk though.

That's probably my cool of the week again. Cyperpunk? Yeah, that's a badass game, dude. Like, I'm having a blast with it. I get all, like, God-tiered out and just annihilate everybody. Just walk down the street looking for fights and headshot hole, like, squads of gang members. It's great. The gaming returns, huh?

Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. And then I guess my other cool of the week, the only other thing that I can think of, that I actually watched was another true crime documentary on Netflix. It was a crash. Dude, I love those things.

A lot of people, a lot of people were talking about that one. Yeah, it was pretty interesting. It's, I guess I don't want to give too much of it away. But this, it's a teenage,

a teenage girl with her group of friends, and they ran into the wall of a school going 100 months, an hour. Oh, I heard about that. Yeah. I got to figure out whether or not it was intentional or just a night of drug-fueled dumbassery. Or both. That's like dumbassery. It's just a question of if it was intentional or not.

Yeah. Interesting. Teenagers. Oh, yeah. It was a... I like that stuff. I think that's as scary as any horror movie when you see some of, the the the just awful shit that real people do I agree yeah it gets get depressing I think I'm does I'm kind of glad I'm not in the fire service anymore because I mean like I don't know this

yeah so much harsher I think I would be a lot more burnt out than even I am yeah my buddy's a firefighter in Houston and man he is so done with it. I know he's seen some really traumatic shit. Yeah. Oh, man. That's scary stuff. I can only imagine in Houston. I was in small town in Tennessee, like a big Houston. Oh. Well, I mean, you know, one motorcycle accident on the highway and you're picking up body parts. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of, my thing that got me out of it was

the drownings, a lot of drownings in Tennessee. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, anyway, let's let's talk happy stuff. Oh, bring it down. Moving on. That's what I got. Brian, you want to jump in, man? Yeah, I'll do mine real quick. I saw three movies, all theater movies.

The first one is Masters of the Universe. Nice. Okay. Tell me it's good. I liked it. It was super fun, very nostalgic as I was watching it and all the different characters that were popping up. It was all coming back to me.

Right. Steve was on here. he said the character Fisto, they do make some jokes about his name and I sure do. That's funny. It was a little bit more comedic than I thought it was going to be. Yeah. But that didn't hurt. And the action was pretty cool.

And, uh, yeah, I recommend that one. How was, how was Jared Lotto? He was actually one of the best parts of the movie. Yeah. That's what I've heard from a couple of people. But if you did not say it was Jared Leto, you wouldn't know it was Jared Letto. Because he's doing a voice. Ah, okay.

He's called CGI. But he was one of the best parts of the movie. Okay. That's what Ness said, too. Now I'm interested in the voice. Yeah, me too. It's close to the movie or to the animated show. Yeah.

And I used to love He-Man, dude. I had all the toys. And I checked out Supergirl. Uh-oh. What'd you think, man? This might be controversial, but I didn't hate it. Good. Thank goodness.

The problem with it is it's, the story is basic. It's a basic generic story. If this movie came out 10 years ago, it would be a hit. Okay. Is it fun? It's very, I didn't have, it was okay. I didn't have a lot of fun with it because, you know, I can tell where the story

was going. Millie Alcockered as Supergirl. She was great as Supergirl. I like her as Supergirl. I think she, like when she popped up at the end of the Superman one, I was like, all right, I could see a James Gunn fun

Supergirl thing, but James Gunn't freaking direct. Party. It's got his fingerprints all over this. This is very Guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah. Interesting. But it's still not the true fun of Guardians.

It's got a kind of sprinkling. Yeah. That's sad. And she's getting so much hate and just shit. It's ridiculous. Weird. The movie's getting so much hate that now they're saying, apparently she's ugly.

Oh, so much of that on Reddit. James Gunn. Oh, my gosh. Went to D.C. Because he's such a Marvel fan boy. He went to D.S. DC to purposely sabotage it. Come on. What? What?

This is the stupidest thing I'm reading. It just sounds like misogyny. She's, she's, like, she's a weird one. She'll have a picture where she's, like, gorgeous. And then another picture where she looks like she's demented.

You know? I mean, I've seen what's wrong with that. The point with, like, because in, in the movie, people notice she has purest ears and people are going, like, how Supergirl have pierced ears. She's in impervious. Wow, that is

nitpicking. But if you watch the movie, she's getting drunk because her character is the opposite of Superman. She's jaded from her past, you know, losing her planet and her people. So she goes to the planets with the red sun because the red sun

takes away her powers. So she gets drunk. Yeah. So in my mind, maybe she got her weird. I can't believe we're talking about ear-pierced ears. Wow. That's a whole thing.

In my mind, in my mind, in my mind, it's a kryptonite, man. In my mind, she got her ears pierce when she was on one of these red planets. I could see her on a drunken night, getting a tattoo,

maybe if ears, pierced. But I make sense. I like that logic. She hits the yellow sun and the piercing just goes, doo, she's right out. If the movie was fun,

we wouldn't have to worry about that. Because fun movies, you go, All right, whatever. So bottom line is I can't wait to see her pop up in something else. Oh, and Jason Momoa's Lobo was another. Okay, I was wondering who he was going to play. But he's not in the movie that much.

Yeah. So Supergirl and Lobo I would love to see again, just maybe not in a solo movie. Okay. What if they have an option? Aquaman versus Lobo. Then we're going to get a hard time. Oh, I guess we're not doing the Snyderverse anymore.

No. Yeah, I don't think so. And the third movie I've seen was a jackass final and best. This movie was equal parts, greatest hits. Okay. Clips and new new things they shot for it. Interesting. So it wasn't all new then?

No. Okay. Oh, man. They would, there was, there was a decent amount of new stuff. But man, they are fucking old now. Yeah. Yeah. I forgot his name.

Even. Gag in the ground. Steveo. I can't remember his name. He's the cameraman. You got to see this, right? The guy that always, like, gets. He always gags.

Yeah. He is like, he is like completely gray now. Oh, wow. Hmm. Dang. Well, fucking me too, dude. Yeah, me too. Me too. Yeah, I get a new gray hair every day, so I can't say anything. So it was entertaining, very nostalgic.

And the only drawback was there was no BAM. He was only in like unreleased. Yeah, it's too bad. I know. BAM's, it's funny. BAM's the one that was the, I don't know, the most sober, if you will, during the time. and Steveo is like the wild one. Now Steveo's the sober one.

Right. Bam is just 120. I talk to clients a lot about like people being in recovery, you know, because of course. And Steveo is a great, a great story. Like his story of like what he went through and now where he's at, same for Johnny Knoxville because they're both in recovery. And they've been sober for I think 20 years, 15, 20 years, something like that.

So, but they've gone through. Hell. Yeah. It's not easy to do, man. No, definitely not. That's for sure. Especially with the world of chat cast. Right. Yeah, so that's all I have was those three movies. All right. So what gets the crown this week, Brian? I will say Masters of the Universe.

Nice. All right. Right. Right. I'm excited about that when I want to see it. Me too. Yeah. So I don't think we'll get a sequel because it didn't do great. Yeah. It did good with the critics and with the fans that actually went to watch it, but not many people went to watch it.

That's right. We don't need a sequel to everything. Yeah, true, but it might do well in, like, direct video and stuff like that, right? Like, rentals. And there might be a chance since it did well with critics. Yeah, true, true. Maybe bring some other properties in there or something. You guys seen Toy Story?

Not yet. I heard good thing. I heard Naz talking about it earlier today. I heard. I haven't seen it, but I heard one of the saddest scenes in Pixar. That's saying a lot. I think we're going to go check it out tomorrow. Yeah, I was thinking this weekend as well as you know.

Can't be bad, right? No, I think it looks cute. I think the premise, especially for kids, is cool that technology versus, you know, toys, especially with this generation where it's all technology. It's a message they need to hear, right? Absolutely. I haven't seen anything on it. I'm going in totally, totally new.

Good for you. I heard it's definitely better than the last one. That's not hard. I don't really remember the last one. I can't think of it off top of my head. Is that the one where they go, like in a conveyor belt or something? No, that was like three. That was the third one that had the daycare and the purple bear and stuff.

The only thing I remember from four is Keanu Reeves is, Duke Caboom. Oh, that's right. Well, he returns in this one from what I hear. Yeah. I don't know if I saw that one. I'm going to have to watch it now. It's not bad, but it's the lesser of the franchise.

That's fair enough. Lance. All right. For my cool of the week, I'm going to bring up a rewatch. I've been watching a lot of series, and there's a book I'm reading that's pretty long. I'll probably talk about it next week. But I'm going to do a rewatch just simply because. like on rewatch of this movie,

I kind of know what some of the backstories are going to be right, going in that you don't, that kind of unfold the first time you watch this particular film. And it kind of actually really, it made me appreciate the movie even more. So like the way that it was written, there's zero missed shots.

It's about an hour and 49 minutes, but Jesus Christ, it feels like it's over within like 50 minutes because the story's so tight. I'm going to go with obsession. definitely my favorite the year. I did re-watch that too

yesterday. See, that's on my list and stuff to watch. I haven't seen it. I'm excited about watching it. Yeah. Well, because all I've heard is good shit. It still hits the same

the second time around. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and some of that buildup, Brian, like some of the relationships that you don't find out about until later in the movie. Like, seeing the facial expressions

of the characters and some of their motivations, early. You called all that, right, Brian, on the rewatch? Yeah, and on the rewatch I caught, they did interesting things with lighting. Oh, definitely. Really? With her. Shadowing and lighting. I'll have to pay attention to that. Yeah. I doubt she...

Number one of the year? Right now. Yeah. So far. I doubt she'll be up for best actress. Brian, what do you think? No way? She should be with his performance, but you never know. with the academy and uh i don't know the actor's name the one that played bear right kind of an unknown he did an excellent job being kind of pathetic and just where his character awkward where his character starts and where his character ends yes agreed man a lot of that's the writing though i think like it's like it's almost a flawless script i would say wow and from what i

understand this could have been a totally different movie because when they approached him to make a movie they wanted him to do i guess he has a short horror film called the chair okay they wanted him to make a film adaptation a feature film adaptation of that and he was like no i got this uh this idea for this movie called obsession okay well i hope we get to see the chair paid off you know yeah yeah well he we're not we're not doing news this week but i guess he signed a multi-million dollar deal with Blumhouse. Oh, wow. Nice. I'm excited. Yeah, I heard it's

it broke some kind of record where it's made like the second most money I think for like an R-rated horror or something. Yeah, for a horror movie in the 2000s or something. Wow, that's a big deal. No shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

It's like right behind sinners, I think, and box office numbers or something. Yeah, I think it's behind sinners. and it Oh yeah That makes sense Yeah That makes perfect sense

Okay And it costs like What $750,000 in league Yeah Killer All right Well Brian mentioned Horror headlines

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Let's pick the movies for a future show at any amount. And for $5 or more a month, you get to pick a commentary for a future bonus show, just like this one that we're doing today. Yes. Which nobody picked. Well, I think Brian picked you said because it's a Fourth of July, Ty Ann, Brian. Christ's sake, tomorrow's the Fourth of July. It is.

It is. Yeah. That quote. that we've done yet. We saw a really bad one for Thanksgiving last year, right? Yeah. It was that last year.

Oh, yeah, the last Thanksgiving. Yeah. Thank God it was the last one. Not a lot of horror Thanksgiving movies to choose. Yeah. All right. Let's go to our featured attraction. It's Frogs from 1972.

A group of helpless victims celebrate a birthday on an island. estate crawling with killer amphibians, birds, insects, and reptiles. I thought it was just going to be fraud. Director is George McCowan, also known for Sanity Clause. And, uh, ha, that's clever. See what you did there? Several episodes of Fantasy Island.

Ah, okay, that I know. I'm old enough to have Fantasy Island. Uh, writers are Robert Hutchinson. and Robert Brees. The Roberts. The Bob. The Roberts. Many of the 500 Florida frogs, many of the 500 Florida frogs,

say that 10 times fast, and 100 South American cane toads. We have a lot of frogs here in Florida. Purchase for use in the film escaped during production. Dude, I saw. Of course they did. Yeah.

Of course they did. And our wonderful state, Lance. Yes, of course I saw a video out of Florida of a crocodile and an alligator fighting Yeah, well I think I think I saw that on my

I'm always taking AJ to work this morning Yeah, they were massive And he had it The alligator was like, leave me the fuck alone The crocodile is like chasing him down Crocs are aggressive man They're way worse Yeah, the crocs are the aggressive

Yeah, they're dicks But alligators are kind of scary. They're bigger. Oh, yeah, sure. Ray Milland wore a toupee throughout the filming. He sweated so much that it fell off his head several times. I love that. He's like, maher.

All right. So I'm going to share my screen, and then we're going to figure it out here. All right. All right. Brog, son. Request. Woo. Lance, you ever seen a Sand Hill crane?

Do you know that giant bird? I think so, man. I've seen a lot of giant birds out here. Okay. If you ever want to see an aggressive animal, they'll take on alligators. Really? Seriously, there, if you Google Sandhill cranes, there's huge birds and they sound like dinosaurs. I swear.

I know we're already going off track. It just made me think of that. Definitely check it out. Okay. Yeah, I think I've seen one. I've seen a lot of like really, really big cranes. Like in Texas, like where Philip is Galveston, there's like, just like these regular seagulls, right? They're just kind of like regular size.

Okay. But here in Florida, you get into the ocean, you see all these huge birds everywhere. Yep. Big ass seagulls? Yeah, but they're like cranes, you know? Like maybe a Sandhill crane, Philip. That might be what I saw. I'll have to look it up.

We have a soccer field. It's a huge. They're huge. Yeah. Yeah, we got, shit, I got a bunch of big-ass birds in my yard, man, ducks and goose. Right. But that's your, but that's your doing, man. I know.

That's my daughter's doing, but I'm having a blast with it. You have an aviary going there. I'll tell you, the goose is cool as shit, man. He's like a weird little dog. Yeah, he's my buddy. That's cool. Until somebody wants paté, huh? And then he's fucked.

We've had about four chickens die already, though. It happens. Oh, really? What happened? Dogs. Oh, rattlesnake. I killed a fucking rattlesnake the other day. Like fucking four-long.

Yeah, Marley found it. My dog found him and was like barking. His whole leg had been swollen like the day, a couple of days before. And I was like, oh, man, what did he get into? Yeah. And it finally went away and he's fine. That dog is invincible. But yeah, he was flipping out one night.

And there was a big ass fucking rattlesnake like right underneath the house. Ouch. Damn. Good thing you didn't go crawling under there for him. No, I ran upstairs and was trying to like unlock my guns and find ammo and all this shit. And then Rose went outside. Rose went outside where there, I was like, well, I don't want to make too much noise. Let me get my little 22 pistol here.

Right. Well, that'll do the trick. Usually with a snake. A little classic revolver. Uh-huh. And then, but like while I was scrounging for that shit, Rose went out in her nightgown and like trapped it with a shovel. Oh, shit, dude. So by the time I got out there, all I had to do was cut his head off.

I love it. That's so funny, Phil. You're up there fumbling, fumbling with the rocket hunters and shit. I was like, damn, I'm really wanted to shoot him. Well, you still could. You could shoot the dead snake. Yeah. I should have skinned him and threw him on the grill, naked and afraid style.

The only thing that worries me about that is what if you accidentally, like, open the poison sack and eat it or something? Yeah, I know. I don't know how that works. Could you eat venomous snakes? I don't know. You can. Yeah. You got a towel.

The right way. All right. Back to the movie. All right. Frogs, not snakes. All right. We're going to start. We'll bring it back and see.

God damn it. I don't even know what it's doing. We're playing. Okay. This motion picture is BT. We are at. Can you see the minutes, Philip? Seconds.

It's the very beginning, so we're good. Yeah. The American International. American International. How do I get this to go away? That tells you immediately. Was that a snake in the tree? He just went by or?

It just flashed too quickly. Oh, yeah. There you go. That's an awesome lady's hair. Oh, it's a helo monster. Okay. That is not out in the swamps. I don't think so.

I don't think so. There you go. There you go. There you go, Sean. Yep, good gator. Can you guys hear anything? Uh-uh. No, I can't hear anything.

I just, it's about to say, yeah. Oh, how about now? I can see the words, at least. No, I got no sound. No sound, no sound. Shit, shit, shit, shit. Starring Ray Milland or Miland or whatever, huh? I think Milland.

That sounds right, Glantz. There's this. Sam Elliott. Sam Elliott. Sam Elliott. Dang. Holy shit. I've heard of Joan Van Hark.

Okay. yeah i have two and harkis clark as clint that's settings for the whole damn thing I should be sharing the sound right

uh i mean it looks like it's going to show the captions at least so it's not terrible i'm going to try something are you pausing it philip or is it literally stopping every time it it shows in it No, I think it's...

I think it's pausing. Yeah, that's how the... I think that's the film. I don't think that's Phil. Okay. I guess there's like an early 70s gimmick, huh? Yeah, really interesting edit. Oh, there it is.

Share sound. Okay, that's what I was supposed to be for. We got to start over, huh? No, no. We're still going. Well, at least let everybody know what we're at on the time, man. We're at the production manager credits. Two minutes in 18, 19.

1920, 21? Okay, there we go. Two minutes and 20. Les Baxter. If you're following along. Yes. Is that a doll? It was.

It's a random doll in the middle of swamp. Sewage. Wow. And pausing on the sewage. Oh, man. Oh, okay. It's pausing because, like, he's taking a picture. I get it now.

I think so. I think so. I don't. Maybe. Yeah. Makes sense. Snick. That's weird.

That's weird. That's stupid, man. Terrible editing. Like the freeze frames they would do at the very end of the old movies where they were like jumping in the air and they did a freeze frame. Yep. Yep. She as hell.

Jesus hell. That is a dirty swamp. Yeah. That's not Florida, dude. We have more respect for our wildlife here than that. I don't know about that. If you've been to Pasco County, that may change your mind. You got a frog or, you got a fucking alligators and pythons and shit.

I'm sorry. That was good, Sean. It's not, it's not the wild, beautiful, untamed Alaska, right, Brian? I'm sure there's people that are out there too. It's a filthy fucking swamp. That is. That's gross. A dead duck.

Man, that was messed up. Oh, dang. This is going to like Cannibal Holocaust, Phillip, or it's like a snuff film or what? Oh, no. Animal Holocaust. My poor Duck Batman. Aw. That's his name.

It's awesome. Except it might be a girl in that for you. How do you know? How can you tell, Philip? So, males will have, like, a little girl in his tail. Volume volume's a little high, man It is a little high Philips said

Hey, hundred Hey, oh look at that drinking and driving a boat Oh yeah Going for a BUI already Yeah, it's Florida Oh, you know what? That's right

It'd be a little Yeah I'm a bitch I can't do nothing Oh damn All right how's that? Phil, I know You're trying buddy

Sounds good. Sounds good. We're winning it. Right? Yeah. Trying to figure out which volume to adjust. Yeah, I think that does brought down a little bit, Phil. Down a little more? Yeah, maybe just a touch. Still do that? Yeah, I think that's good. That way we can hear each other and still hear the road. Yeah. Oh, he's gonna get run over. Fucking pelicans are wild, man. Those things are like,

dinosaurs. Yes, they are. And they're mean as shit. Yeah, I got a bit by one one time. Oh my gosh. They were down at like this fish market and they were just sort of walking around and I'm like, oh, he's so cute. Let me pet him. And he like spreads his wings out and turns his head all sideways and tried to bite my jeans. Oh my gosh. Yeah, those sandhill cranes that I was telling Lans about, man, they are aggressive. They, uh, really? Yeah, like they'll come up and they'll peck your door, like on your, on your car if it, if you're trying to get into your car and, and it just doesn't want to move and it won't. Oh.

Yeah. Like, they're running any aggressive cranes. Yeah, I think they're over here. Like, they're only really in, like, central south, uh, south Florida. They're not in Canada. I don't think they're really in Texas or Tennessee like that I've, I've seen. Yeah. Well, because we literally have soccer field named Sandhill Crane Field.

Maybe they are. Shit. Maybe they were just picking out bird names. Maybe they migrate. Maybe they just spend more time over here or something. I don't know. I'm a bird expert. But yeah, they're...

I'm not entirely sure what they look like. Yeah. I wish I could... I could share my screen and show me the picture because they're all over the place around my house. They really are assholes. Huh. Yeah, I've heard the Canadian geese are assholes.

Oh, dude. They're dickheads. They bit me one day when I was on campus at U.F. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I walked. I was going to class and it had eggs and it just thought I was going to hurt the eggs. And I was like, no, I'm staying. Hey, I'm just doing my thing.

And man, it chased me and ended up biting me on the back of the leg. That shit hurt. At least when they're running, especially when their babies are the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. They stick their arms way out and, like, just wobble. They're so kind of clumsy about it. Yeah. Man, look at that water. That water is so true.

That's terrible. Where is? Is this? Is that guy missing a chunk of his ribs? What's going on here? Is he? The way is that? That was weird.

Okay. Out and a 110 degree heat wearing a full, a full suit, right? Got to love the early 70s. I declare. Yep. Yeah, Louisiana vibe. Yeah, Louisiana vibe for sure, right? Yeah, Louisiana and the Gulf Coast.

Yeah. Not necessarily get Florida. Can't eliminate it, right? No, never. Never. Never can't eliminate our state lands. It's America's Slung. How would you like to partake to a nice friendly wage?

Are they swingers? Or what's the angle here? No, tonight's very family. They look like it. Kind of looks like it, right? Mm-hmm. He says, you fuck my wife all I watch. He says it is filmed in Florida.

Oh, there you go. Walton County, Florida. Holy shit. Where's that, Sean? It's near Pensacola. Yeah, it's near Destin. That's the Destin area. Ah, I got you.

Okay. This says on the Emerald Coast. Yep, Fullwood Beach, Destin. Yeah. That's where I used to live where I moved over here. I'm definitely supposed to be like one of the most beautiful places, isn't it? Oh, it's gorgeous. Penscola Beach, too.

It's way better in Tampa. Yeah, white, white sands and emerald waters. A lot of those people. Homeless people? No, no, no, a lot less people. Well, homeless too, but I mean, that's everywhere. Especially beach towns. You get a lot of homeless people.

Oh, yeah. They call them beach bums. Yep. What is going on there? That definitely looks more like Louisiana though. Does it seem like it's kind of slow or kind of drag it? Yeah. Okay.

I didn't know if it was my computer. How do you do? What happened? It's dragging a little bit. Yeah. I swamped them. It seemed that canoe swamped you. Something like that.

He's trying to. What's that, Brian? I'll tell them. Got them. He's trying to swap his wife, is what he's trying to swap it. Is that somebody? I will. I will.

I'll get you some dry clothes. Yeah. It's got a very piranha vibe so far. My guy's face looks sort of familiar, but I can't place it. These are not particularly scary. They're kind of silly. Yeah. I don't know, but if a bunch of them escaped, I'd be looking for the ones that they say you can lick them and trip.

The toad. So that's a form of DMT, I think. Is it really? Yeah. I think so. That's my understanding, too, yeah. Okay. So you can meet the interdimensional toad being, huh?

Yeah. I'm thinking that shit's connected to the UFO stuff, man. It's all connected. It's all connected. We just got to figure out how. Yeah. That's true. Mr. Smith, I saw you out on the lake early this morning.

But I could be wrong. My opinion changes on it every other week. Well, unfortunately, as humans, we weren't. We were born with limited capacity to measure things and observe things, right? I think we're probably only seeing a very tiny, tiny portion of what's out there. That's true. the biggest bullfrog this morning this big this big everywhere that's a massive bullfrog right mr smith you ever see a man spraying in that small bay in the north

shore you ever seen a grown man naked oh gosh he'll be back here oh sure right there the hell is she wearing like a leotard or something is that sam elliott is that sam elliott looks like him right boys. Oh, it is. No, it is him, Elliot, when he's young. Holy shit. And he doesn't have a mustache.

No mustache. Yeah. You got to have the stash, man. That was him. Okay, that's, that was the guy where I was like, fuck, he looks familiar. It didn't click until he started talking. Well, where's Clint? He's upstairs changing his wet clothes.

What happened? It's a long story. It's not really that long of a story. he was drunk and tried to run over a canoe. Happens every day in Florida. Exactly. They don't run over a person that run over an animal. Right.

Sad but true. A ride a bicycle drunk through the McDonald's window. Or drive a lawnmower at the Target. Yes. That was pretty close to me. Lance Melliot's a little weird looking young. Is he? Yeah.

Maybe it's the mustache that's throwing you off. Yeah, he aged gracefully, I think. Yeah. He looks better, older. How old is he now? He's like in his 70s? Yeah, he's pretty fucking old. He was just on landman or something.

Yeah, he was good landman. He's getting old. Ameliot is 81. 81. Oh, wow. That looks good for his age then, right? Yeah. Good jeans.

Unlike Dane to hunt. He sticks around for a while. Lance. Didn't I tell you that a week out here would be something else? Who is this guy? Like trying to be Austin Powers or what? He looks sort of familiar too. I see.

I see. If that's his thing, I do believe she's entitled. Me and myself, I just never had the energy to run after anything. Sam Elliott That's crazy Wow Perfect timing pal I thought you're looking up my jersey didn't I

Looks like you were quite a jock There's the voice That's how it starts It's weirding me out a little bit Uh huh Creeping you out huh I think I've ever heard of Midwest Valley Central Girl that's dash man

Girl, let's dash get a little pepper on your hair. Right. That's Jenny when she was a cheerleader. Pretty girl. Yeah, I'd say she was too. Always was. Ignize old Clint. I'm the same weight now I was when I was playing.

Not one extra pound. No, no. Fudos to you, man. I'm not pulling that off, but congratulations. Me either. I hope I saw some dry clothes. They don't make us both feel pretty good, huh? Hello, I strapped up my old joints and

was trying to lift some weights with my kid the other day, man. I'm feeling pretty good about it. Yeah? Last time you lifted weights, Philip, and talked about it on the show. You broke your fucking toe because you dropped a weight on your toe, man. Oh, shit. That I did do. You better be careful.

Yeah. Drinking and pumping, man. Don't lift weights while trash wearing footflops. Yeah. That's a good lesson. You guys seen that pumping hour movie with Arnold in it? Yes. One scene where he says,

When I'm lifting, it's like I'm coming. I just watched a documentary about him. Oh, no. They were just talking about that. He's actually a lot more intelligent than he gives, you know, he's given credit for. Fuck, dude, he was the governor of California. But I mean, a lot of people discount him because he was governor of California. They're like, well, he was stupid because California, you know.

Yeah, okay. No, but he's actually pretty smart. I mean, plus his political connection, his ex-wife. I mean, he made some pretty smart decisions on the whole. Yeah, I'm sure he's a smart guy. Yeah. Well, looks like most of the family have joined us. Clint?

Hmm. Ray Millen. Ray Milland? Is that the, okay. Where are they? The other guy, but I can't, I can't place him. Hey, Brian, what do you think the chances are this guy in the wheelchair ends up getting pushed into the swamp before the end of the movie?

Very high chance. I've seen this movie once. Have you? My dad showed me it when I was a kid. Oh, interesting. Okay. But I don't remember anything. So it's like a first watch thing.

Yeah. Hey, everybody, look. I say, I say it's a frog. You don't, I said you don't want to be doing that boy. Jay, Tina, you're both late. Now go sit down and eat your food. Jay, you're right. Not entirely sure what the difference

to a frog and a toad is. I'm not either. Sean, can you enlighten us? I don't know. I think toads are larger. I don't know. That makes sense, I guess. Yeah, and I'm going to have to.

Now I'm going to have to... Yeah, it's not like we don't have chat GPT at our fingertips, right? Exactly. Let's pull it up. Ask Eric, or like I like to call it, ask Elon. Did that just start the uprising? Is that what it was? When they threw that frog?

Probably. Oh, you're mad. The frog king. Let's see. There are a type of frog. It says toads. Toads are specific. type of frog, but they have

a different type of physical trade and habitat. That's the difference. All all throads are frogs but not all frogs are throads. Yep. Blowing my mind, man. For refinery. I said a refinery

boy. Well, it seems so. Honey, we still can't get rid of these frogs. What technology do they have in 1977, though, really, right? Yeah. Yeah. Why are you trying to get rid of frogs?

I suggest you do me a flavor. Yeah, I mean, they like mosquitoes and stuff. Yeah, no shit. They're not. You kind of want to have them around, wouldn't you? I never heard anybody go, I have a frog in this station. No, I mean, the worst thing I have is a frog comes up on my porch and takes a shit. Yeah.

Yeah. Are you grabbing them and they piss on your hand? Yeah. That's about it. I thought it was a cat shitting on my porch for a while now, but no, it's actually a frog. Really? That's the worst. That's the worst of it.

I can live for that. Especially if they eat the mosquitoes. Yeah, we get a little tree frogs out here. They're stuck on the front door every once in a while. I love those certain things. Certain times of the year, yeah. Every once in a while, one of them makes it inside. The cat's kill it.

I like those. Those are pretty cool frogs, for sure. I found one in the shower one time. I was like, how did you get all right here? Smart frog. Yeah, found its way to the water. you can't see the whole island. They got to see the whole island.

But if you would take the North Road and keep your eyes peel for my man grow. It's blowing my mind. It's Sam Elliott, but it's not. I know. Yeah. Crazy, huh? What year did this come out?

72. 72. Wow. That is my belief is A-W-O-L. With a little lady. A-W-O-L. If you do see him, will you tell him I want him?

Yes, sir, I'll be glad to. Want to take one of these? That is. so wild. Yeah, he's kind of a smirk, doesn't he? Yeah. Like you can see him playing the douchebag character. Yeah. Now dude, do you have to curse so much? The guy in the wheelchair does look familiar. Does he? I can't place him. I feel like I've seen him at something. Real intimidating, huh? These are some dead ones. Uh-oh. Are they cannibal frogs? Oh, just left the poison there.

Brian? There you go, man. Frogs. That's not a frog. A dead hill a monster. Oh, that was all that dead shit in the swamp that they were growing past. I imagine some frogs were harmed in the making of this movie. Looks that way, right?

Yeah, I definitely think so. And some snakes. like Rattler Yeah Fucker was big dude It was scary It looks like after Rose got a hold of him

huh Yeah He was so loud I thought it was like There was a Because I had like a spare tire For the trailer Leamed up against the fence there

Yeah And it's like nighttime I got my flashlight of my phone out The dog's going ape shit And all I hear is like And it's like Loud loud And I finally saw him

And I was like I thought it was, I thought air was leaking out of that tire or something. That was the kind of sound, huh? Yeah. I am not a fan of snakes. No. I got a dead buddy. Yeah, it sucks to be that guy.

He's even moving. He's breathing, griffing. Hold your breath, idiot. He's got snakes all over me. Probably a guy spraying the poison. Ah, that makes perfect sense, yeah. That was some quick revenge, huh? Ooh.

He's got... Leather face. Is he really supposed to be dead? Because this guy's literally moving. He is. He's really terrible. He's not just breathing. He's, like, shuddering and everything else.

Yeah. This guy just got back from Vietnam, or what? I like those old-school jeeps. Man, you get one of those. That's pretty cool, huh? We're kind of come in a box. Go and go and go. Passing messages.

Ah, Morse code, huh? This feels racially insensitive. Does it? I don't know. I don't know. A southern thing, I think. Well, yeah, I mean, growing up in the South, but still, the 70s, you know.

Oh, yeah, for sure. Well, if that's the case, they should have some cocaine after their drink, right? Well, what's the difference between a slave and a butler? Remember Jeffrey from the Fresh Prince? Oh, that's right. That's right. And a friendly conversation in the kitchen if you ever need it. Thanks, Melville, because I think I might be needed.

I don't know if people actually have butlers like that. I don't know, man. Maybe in Europe, right? Yeah. It does feel like a European thing. It felt like one of those, you know, stereotypical fake things that doesn't actually happen in real life.

Right, yeah. Maybe, I don't know, maybe it does. I don't live in that world. Me either. They think it sells tickets or get some more viewers to the show or something, right? That's an unusual dress bill. Did you make it?

No. I thought she said, you'll get it up after a while. What did she say? What it sounded like, right? Won't take that long. lady. Yeah, shut the fuck out. The grouchy cripple guy, huh?

They're mad about the frogs? What are you mad about the crickets too? Oh, yeah, no. They help me sleep at night hearing that. Everybody hates frogs in this movie. It's weird. Seems that way. I shouldn't live in Florida.

It's like bitching about alligators. You know, we don't have that many frogs here where we live, Sean, but we've got all kinds of lizards. Yes. Yeah, the lizards come out all the time. And we get a lot of, like, bunny rabbits that come into the yard. Really? Yeah, wake up in the morning, there's always a whole bunch of rabbits that are out. That's pretty cool.

Yeah. I love wildlife. Yeah, rabbits are cool. A lot of rabbits, coyotes, and... I'm surprised. Coyotes are not a ton of lizards where I'm met. But there are a bunch of frogs. Right?

I loved when I lived in New Mexico in the high desert, like seeing Lobos. That was so cool at night. Oh, nice. Yeah, I've been in Albuquerque. Yeah, see, Brian gets to see like, you know, polar pears and penguins and... Where the fuck do you think I live? Don't you have a dog sledding team? That's how I get to the metal box.

That's where the penguins are at the grocery store. Exactly. Look at this nurse or Butler or whatever she is. Is that what she is? Interesting. I don't think she's a nurse. She's probably a hooker they hired for this old millionaire, huh? They could have picked a better made uniform.

You would think so, right? Yeah, that one was like a little weird. What the fuck? No one noticed a damn snake hanging from the chandelier? That's a problem. Wow. I don't think he's poisonous. Really?

No, not at all. My wife loves snakes, but I don't. I hate them, man. Yeah. That's not my jam. I did everything with him. Although when we get the little ones in the pool, I'll like scoop them out with a net and throw them over the fence. Hard to kill them because they seem like they're not venomous, but you never know.

Yeah, the little guys. Yeah. I mean, they keep the bigger, usually the bigger snakes, the more venomous ones away, usually. Do they? Do they? Because it's worse. Some of them, yeah, like the black ones, because I have one of those in my yard, but it's like, It's like this

But it looks scary But it actually is not venomous And it'll keep other snakes away So I'm like, okay I'm all about that Leave my kids alone Yeah I think that rattlesnake was chasing the chickens

Yes sir will you have my birthday Ah yes that makes sense Rattlesnakes are assholes We have a lot of rattlesnakes out here though Like I had a neighbor that got Bitten by one not too long ago And then just a few days ago I had another neighbor

damn little old lady like old one about the same thing it was like three or four feet long i used overself holding it up and it's about how she was like a like a 90-year-old lady a hit hit with an umbrella or what i don't know she shot it with a pellet gun oh whatever Nice. There you go. Yeah. Like I had a little 22, like, old school simulation revolver. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

It's close to note for the 4th of July. Nobody's going to notice. Stand aside. What in the hell? There's the 22. Nope. There you go. Snake died in a knot.

Damn. take it out what was behind that guns in your house yep he's definitely got a hole in the window somewhere right if you start shooting guns inside the house

never shot a gun in the house try not to he said what's already standing around for and he's in a fucking wheelchair wow This is like an old plantation or something. I think they said Nixon. I think there's much to worry about.

I'm sure I can get the state that sprays some pesticides. Yes, sir, I'm sure you can. You'll kill a hell of a lot of other things too. Mr. Smith, that is where you and I part company. I still believe man is master of the world. Does that mean he can't live in harmony with the rest of it? You call that horrible racket out there, Is that why he hates the frogs?

Because he doesn't like the noise. Good luck. We just sit and wait. If there's that many frogs out there, you don't want to get rid of them, because then your house is going to be infested with all kinds of bugs. That makes sense, yeah. Seems like all I ever do around here is babysitting. Hope they don't do something that might annoy him. Brian Dekas have frogs in Alaska?

Yeah. They're little tiny ones. Like the one Philip was talking about, the little green, sticky ones and stuff. Yeah. We've had a lot of rain lately. I picked one up off the ground yesterday. It was like just a baby, baby frog. Right?

Half the size of a dime. It was a little bitty. Yeah, those are cute. So who was wearing a toupee? This guy? me. I don't know. Not Sam Elliott, right? Yeah, I was about to say, I know it ain't Sam Elliott.

Yeah. Unless he's been wearing a toupee this whole time. Maybe. Yeah, because his stories about Tom Cruise, you know. His hair is still fabulous, right? Yeah. Well, I mean, when you're a vampire. That's true.

That's true. the follicles never age I guess I'm like Jenny I'm driving me crazy too I don't say that out loud Ray Millen it looks like a different world out here at night who is he's like a crockin I think it's that guy is it I think so and Croatia won their World Cup game

two to one no poor Portugal. Sorry. Doing a World Cup update, guys. Is America still in it? Yeah, yeah, they're still in it. Yeah, I like it. I'm going to celebrate the 250th anniversary with the with everybody in for the World Cup.

I think that ought to be pretty cool. In the videos of like people freaking out about America, they're like, man, this place is so awesome. Yeah, like the Japanese tourist eating barbecue and the Australian dude in the Walmart. and all that yeah and they're like just people walking around out in nature and they're like this place is gorgeous and we all take it for granted yeah you want to hate america read the news you want to love america come here yeah actually actually meet the people and visit

right don't know what it is those are warming my heart i've heard is how awful america is for so long now And these people are like, this place is awesome. I'm like, yeah. It's awesome. It's pretty amazing. Yes, it is. But it's easy for us to take it for granted, right? You know?

We're so fucking entitled. Which is a good thing, right? But good thing and a bad thing. A lot of people thought pretty fucking hard to get us there, but let's just not, we won't go off. I'm going to soapbox. Speaking of frogs. I would just suggest traveling people.

It's good to see the world and then come back to the States and they're even more appreciative. Fuck yeah. You're like, oh, maybe I'm not so impressed after all. Go to Eastern Europe and then come back. You're like, hmm, yeah. These kids, man. What the fuck are they wearing? I don't know.

Like strike pants and a blue shirt. And the other one's got his buttons all the way up to the very top. Like his mom dressed him like little Lord Fauntleroy or something. Another year ended, another year beginning. Mother, I've lost my ascot. No, nobody's seen your clit. Not quite like it was in college, huh? Wait, what happened? I just had to walk away.

She just walked up and said, has anybody seen my clit? Uh... Bride's like what the fuck? At the breakfast table? Yeah. She might want those frogs for another reason, huh? Ooh. Where does your mind go?

They do vibrate a lot when they croak, right? I started trying to imagine what you would do with a frog. I'm not even going to. I'm like... I'm like... You don't have to, Lance will tell you. Brian, Brian, here's the 4th of July, Tyane. They're starting to talk about doing fireworks and doing the 4th of July.

Here we go. Can you guys let off fireworks where you live? Yeah, we can. In Pascoe County, we can. But in Sarasota, which is south of me, no, there's a burn ban that you can only go to, like, commercial ones like, you know, like a city does. Right? Yeah.

So it depends on the area of Florida. There's a lot of drought going on. So some areas, they won't get sell fireworks. Yeah, we're wide open here. Okay. Oh, no, yeah. Because I'm still technically in the city of Galveston. Okay.

I'm so far out here that like... They just don't care. Yeah. Dave, Philip, what harm can a tea you're literally sitting on an ocean? Yeah. What's going to happen? Exactly. And there's some rich folks out here.

They'll set off, there's a show. Like usually I don't even buy fireworks. I just sit on the porch and watch. That's pretty awesome. Yeah. Where is he playing king of the log? I don't even know what the fuck is going on. Jesus Christ, with a couple of pillows or something.

No. Croquet. What's wrong with this guy? I don't know. Oh man, I don't like anything about the way he's sitting there, though. Right? That little look was like, man, come on, dude. Are these brothers, or is this like some homo erotic shit going on now?

I can't really. Oh, come on. Play king on my log now. Good night. Stand up, kid. Does he not want to be here or something? It seems that way. Hey, was that the guy from Brickettbad?

Is that him? The one in the wheelchair. Salamenti. I think it is. How would you like to type this from my lawn? You found the voodoo. Oh, we broke Lance. And that's how you had a cute shirt, everybody.

I don't think you did. It's a little slower than that. It's all red. Oh, man. Just don't light a cigarette, huh? Yeah, okay. Oh, gosh. Oh, man.

Now I see how the frogs are scared. Yeah, I was thinking the same exact thing. Yep. Is that like a record player where they open it and put the record on it? That's what it looks like. I think so. Yeah, sir. Well, maybe I look around your eye a little more.

I'll check out the phone line. A little phonograph. Take the Jeep. Don't see if you can find a line down some. Certainly, grandpa. He's like anything to get the fuck out of here, huh? Mr. Smith? Seems to me you got something on your mind.

Alright, here we go. He's gonna pitch him. I want to spoil your daddy down with that body. I'll tell you something else, Mr. Crocett. Oh yeah. Yeah, we forgot about the body. I'm afraid to think what's happening. Sam didn't. Nobody cares.

Yeah, it seems like he'd have called that in. Just let it stay out there and get eaten. Oh, it's 4th of July. I don't want to ruin the festivities. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that does make sense. Thanks, maybe. This guy is too much of a little wean who's bothering me. It seems that way, right? He's like he been driving in his... Yeah.

What's that, Brian? Was he the guy that didn't want to get on the line? want to get on the log and telephite. You're like knock down. Pellofite. Homo erotic pillow fighting. It was a pillow fight.

You know, I don't want a pillow fight on your nose. What's that one? Is that a water moccas? That's not a venomous snake, is it? I don't think. It's starting to come back to me now. I think the frogs are like the leaders.

Oh. Ah. They communicate with all the other reptiles. That does make sense. Fault Seance. This is kind of silly, isn't it? Oh, there you go, Philip. There's your buddy.

There's your next-door neighbor, Philip. Yeah, he wasn't quite that big, but close. He's going to beat it with a stick. It's got no fangs. No, they defanged it. Yep. They could have at least sprung for some stock. mock footage of actual snake in the wild, right?

Don't zoom in on it where you can see that it has no fangs. Wonder about the camera and editing choices. The stunt snake, Sean. Bring in the stunt snake. Maybe this should have been called reptiles. Maybe. Yeah, that may have been a better title. I didn't think that far ahead.

I don't think that's native to that area. I think that's the same snake they killed earlier in the house, wasn't it? I was just about to say that. I think so, yeah. Oh, no. Oh. No, I was going to say to. Yeah.

Come on. Really? Is that what they are? I think so. Are they in Florida for real, or did they bring in Florida? I've never seen one here. I've never seen one. Yeah.

But I also never saw an Armadillo in Florida until I lived in like the panhandle on snow. Right? Oh yeah. Oh, I got him a duck. What was it? You guys remember that Nintendo game, Duck Hunt? Yes. Oh, yeah. It came on like the back of Mario Brothers or came free with the Mario Brothers game or something, right?

I love that game. They run the same cartridge, I think. Yeah. Okay, that's what it was. That's what it was. And the dog would get up and laugh at you when you missed the dog. Yes. I was, so in order to play those gun games, you have to have those old school TVs.

Oh, that's right. Yeah. That'd be fun. I didn't know these were part of the reptile family. I don't think they are. But the frogs are telling them to attack? They're all just working together. Oh, get up.

Right. No shit. Oh, come on. Oh, he can't get up. He's missing his shoe. Is that the problem? He looks like somebody having a problem. How did this happen?

Oh, the moss? Is the tree attacking him? Is this evil dead? Oh, no. If it is, he's in for a long night. Oh, gosh. At first, I was thinking of that scene in Home Alone with the spider. That chick acting up.

Oh, yeah. You know they had to film that scene separately from him screaming. Really? I never heard that. They didn't want to, like, scare the spiders. So, like, when he's filming, just, like, pretending to scream, but not making any noise. Oh, that's interesting. I didn't really have a story behind it.

I couldn't remember what it was, though. What the fuck is that? What the fuck is going on? He's getting moss to death? Like, Spanish moss to death. That's a new one. Right. And I thought scorpions were in the desert for some reason.

They are normally. That's where I've seen them. Their frogs are calling them in from all over, huh? This is weird. He already dead? I don't know, he's like getting covered in slime. Are the spiders all eating him? I thought it was snow for a minute.

Yeah, it's cocooning him. Oh, boy. What's with this? What's with this guy's pants? The 70s. Parable time for fashion. We're going to the dismalator. Hans and France.

what was just referring to him punching him in the nuts I think so that's what I'm not sure how to take that you could find something useful to do with yourself damn I suppose I could put up a target for rifle practice yeah do something I could make sure that they're proper number bean bags. Wait, what? I'm kind of lost here. It lagging is really like throwing me in my sense this.

It has sewed off a little bit. Yeah, I'm like... Yeah, on my side it is. Like bad. Yeah, like kind of bad. Yeah, kind of bad. Either that or the... It's a shot from the photographer, right?

To freeze frame it. I'm going to have to rewatch. this whole movie to see now. I don't think so. I think it's a lag. Even the butterflies are attacking. Well, shit, I'm sorry. I don't know who's lag.

I got it hooked up for the hardware, man. There's the lizards. Now he's in Florida. Not those, though. I haven't seen those. Come on. No, I'm not seeing those. You got Komodo dragons and shit?

No. No, fuck no. There's no Camacho dragons over here. I don't think that's what that was, but you know, those are crazy-looking little lizards, man. Kind of cool looking, huh? Yeah. Are they geckos? Oh, I'll bet it's a gecko.

Man, they're coming all the way from Australia, listening to these frogs. Damn. They're cool little guys. Some loud frogs. That one's, what is that, a monitor lizard? They have those in 40. I haven't seen one. Again, I've never seen them.

I've never seen them, but... Is that the guy with the toupee? Probably, yeah. It looks like a toupee, right? Yeah. Mm-hmm. I've just pictured it falling off when he's sweating. Nobody look at me!

Smack to plan around. I'm not going to moss me. Heel a monster. That's another one. What is... that look like I can't remember aren't those in Asia like only in Asia or something though or probably I think I think Komodo dragons are only like I don't know when you want to start a need or something like in one in one country yeah like one

little island somewhere or something I'm probably making that stuff about the greenhouse about choosing some flowers Karen go in the house of Eve is there he is tell me get out here yeah yeah see yeah see This guy's used to give an orders, isn't he? Grouchy old man, for sure. A lot of strategy. It hitting a ball with a stick. There's a lot of strategy.

I see his strategy. No doubt. The frogs, they must have chewed through the phone lines or something. Damn, Elliot has nothing to do in this movie. No, he doesn't. He's just kind of walking around. taking pictures trying to call people do you guys think maybe that's why he grew the mustache to like separate himself from this role we got some feedback that he looks

better with the mustache because I did a shitty movie called fraud can't do his am elliott close enough all right okay well That frog must be part cat. Poison. It just says poison. What do you need with poison in a greenhouse? I know. Oh boy.

Go over there and smell it, dude. Is that kind of poison? This is like magic poison from a cartoon. I hadn't walked through it. That's a great idea. Neil right into it. I'll go take a whiff real quick of it. He's going to go make sure it's really poison, right?

Just open the door. Yeah. Or just run outside. Walk away. It's the foot away. You're not in the cloud. Right. Oh, no.

Hey. Oh, no. This is another infomercial thing. Like where they can't figure out how to close a cabinet or some shit. That's right. I've fallen and I can't get up. Yeah. That is a little guy.

Aren't they all going to die, too? That is a good point. Are all the little lizards going to eat him? Yes. I think so. Oh, listen to the dog. They should listen more to the dog. Probably smarter than they are.

Shut up, woman. He's just mad about everything all the time. It sure seems that way. You don't sound like you're celebrating It's taking forever for him to celebrate nothing's gonna stop me except these damn Oh Sam Elliott walking again He's just got his eyes closed That's how you play dead

Goodness the chemical vapors just Don't touch him He's been poisoned. That was not a great acting job by anybody in that situation. This is rough, huh? Including the dead guy. Right. He can't even play dead.

Somebody shut her up. We have a celebration of you. He's just as loud as those damn frogs. She's hysterical. Seriously, when's the celebration going to start? What the fuck? What exactly are we gonna do with this celebration? Play the old record player.

Looks like you're having a mad hat or tea party. Oh, is it serious now? Because it's like one of his signs. I guess? Is M.L.A. going to do something? Oh, they left the cake. Oh. No, look. That.

Frogs ate all our food. patriotic flag paked when charles removed the body like he did the snake or something i'll show you is that what it was give charles a raise no doubt

i bet they had to do that scene like four times and they had to keep telling him to go limp and he's scooped and do it that's a good point what is she doing she looks like a she got some crazy eyes happening Is this a new character or is have we seen her before? She showed up earlier. Okay.

She was earlier, but she wasn't doing anything. Yeah. Introduce her. All right. Everything about this looks insane. A little bit. What's doing, Grandma? I'm catching butterfly.

People have no awareness. They just walk right by everything. Just walk by that. dog-sized lizard and had no reaction. Uh-oh. According to this movie, that can't kill somebody. Yeah, I was about say the moss got her again, huh? Skip to the Lou, skip to the Lou.

Fake out death. Come on. Fucking Grandma's lost again. Yeah, what I was thinking, right? Hunting for butterflies. I love the poster of this movie. I looked it up and it says, Today, the Pond, Tomorrow's World.

It's not bad. It's not bad. Yeah. They're pinky in the brain, but they're frogs. Fool of a snake. Uh-oh. The fangless rattlesnake. Is that what it sounded like, Philip?

No, it sounded like a... It sounded like air was coming out of the tire, but like 10 times louder. Okay. So they get pretty loud then, I guess. Yeah, it was super loud. Okay. The little ones, they're kind of cute. Yeah, like baby alligators, right?

Yeah. She's struggling. With the way to play back to the... You need the playback to slow down shock. Oh my gosh, I know. It's like brutal. It's like brutal. The lag.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, I'm sorry. It's like literally frame by frame, Bill. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why it's doing that. In these scenes where there's a light going on.

Those leeches? Yeah. But only when I'm sharing the screen, that's weird. because like are you guys like in my you're not lagging no you're not lagging I think it's our PCs yeah I'm pretty sure mine is because it's I could barely even run the podcast

on this machine anymore it takes like 10 minutes to just to turn it on to edit a show the spinning wheel yeah I gotta ask for a new computer for Christmas guys I've got a laptop like that it's like on its last leg battery doesn't work I have to leave it plugged in it takes 10 minutes

I can relate I'm like well some of the stuff I got on there I want to keep though I know that's the problem what do you do right I don't throw it away this lady's like grabbing every branch as she walks by and throwing it in her own face here we go Sweet damn. It's almost like she committed suicide. She fell right on top of it. I've been laying out on top of the rattlesnake and in this shit.

That was quick. Damn. She's already in rigor mortis. This is starting to look like some evil dead shit. She's right in the clearing. You just walked right by her. Covered new frogs. Like almost fell over her.

Didn't notice the allegation. Gator, you guys are doing this guy would last about 30 seconds out in the wild, right? Yeah, you know what, this is just a movie about Darwinism. Nature takes it back. Come on. Faces of death. Exactly. Why did he get in the water?

He jumped in it, Brian. He's grabbing in? He jumped in the water. wrestle the gator the gator the worst place to go is water for a gator that's their street trying to alligator roll the alligator

it looks that way but he like went in the water and jumped on top of him he deserved to die I know it's so bad right I wonder if that alligator was even alive and maybe that's why he was like trying to death roll the alligator so it would look

like the alligator's trying to death roll him must have been right? Did she call him Grandpapa? Oh, Grandpapa? It's like they might as well just have like rubber reptiles and shit that they're grabbing and holding up to their face. Oh, like the starfish in the rock and roll movie we saw Philip. Exactly. This guy's like, God damn it, we're gonna have a celebration if it kills me.

got to help us. We don't know what to do. Well, I know what to do. And we're going to do it. Just because of one death, an accident, there's no reason to do. What are you going to do? He's like, I know

what to do. Who else? What did you see? All right. Would you like to enlighten this? He's probably going to bring out the eight ball of cocaine, right? Now it's a celebration. You're going to have been hit by And she's named Grandpa.

Is that another coincidence? Karen and everybody? And she's named Karen. This conversation is injured. No, it isn't. Look, I don't know what's going on around here. Or if it's happening anywhere else. We're a bunch of damn fools.

We don't face the fact that we're in a hell of a lot of trouble. And we're going to have to get together to fight it. I can't get over. It's not the same guy. But the voice. Yeah, it's super weird. It's kind of like uncanny valley, right? He looks like he's CGI, same Elliott, right?

A weird little pointy nose. Like they CGI added out like Superman. Right. Leave this house empty, deserted. I don't really think there's going to be anyone around here to worry about today, or haven't you noticed? There hasn't been one boat out on that lake all day. Do you think that's happening everywhere, Mr. Smith?

Well, if it is, we all better get out of here together. But I forbid it. I control these people, not you. Wow. Nobody controls me, Mr. Crocket. This dude is on a fucking power trip, huh? By myself or with somebody else, I just want to go. You can leave whenever you feel like you.

Damn. Jesus Christ. We didn't tell you to jump on that landmine in World War II, motherfucker. Crisis you want to run? This one small crisis. It's not a small crisis. You got to see that. These frogs are killing, motherfuck.

Jesus Christ. Now, if you want to go, both of you will go. Why? Yeah, right. You haven't heard about it. Stuck out here in vacation land. But five score and seven years ago,

they just started letting people make up their own mind. Mr. Crockett, I wish you change your mind. What was that line? I don't get it. I'm totally fucking lost here. Get out. Yes, sir? Take them across the lake and leave them.

Take a good look around. Then get right back here. Take care of that, sir. Ladies, gentlemen, we've got about five minutes. Thank you. I don't want to overstate the obvious, but why don't they all just leave? Uh, yeah.

That would be smart, Lance. Thank you. I'm trying to have a celebration. Because I'm trying to have a celebration. These damn frogs are ruining it. Yeah, see? We're all gonna get warts. These motherfucking, I'm tired of these motherfucking frogs.

Damn, that is a shit. load of frogs. Yeah. Like you as we're saying, now we know how they got loose, right? Because you put them all down and just let them go. Right. Nice boat. Mm-hmm.

I guess it could be a little creepy and gross if there's like frogs everywhere. And they're all big motherfuckers. Yeah, could be. What happened? Somebody was fishing there and they like fell in the water. Frogs got them. Spam. And Budweiser.

Hey, it's not a bad combination. My kind of party. Oh, now they're doing the birds. Oh, the birds, too. Great. The frogs are controlling all the animals? I guess so. Hail to hit no toad.

I love feature oma. I'm afraid not. I've always hated guns. Is there any reason why we can't get something to eat? Is there any symbolism in the fact that, like, nature's attacking him and he's got all those, like, horns up on the wall and stuff? I don't know. Maybe I'm, I think I'm overthinking it, right?

For a movie like this, yes, Lance. Like dead fish and stuff like that. Well, he's been very obvious about how controlling nature. That is true. Everything. That's true. It's pissing. I love that.

That's the name of the boat. It said Valhalla on it. On the boat. Did he jump in the water floor? Did he just jump off a damn boat? Yeah. To go to another boat? To go to another boat.

The stake in festin. Yeah, the rope for their boat was cut, and so the boat was off in the middle. I don't know whose boat that Thiala was. Not theirs. Oh, no. Well, I would have tried the hot wire of the boat that I was all in a lot. That's what happens. He didn't wait to go in the water after he's like you tell that water is not even deep

He's like a Robin Hood men in tights when he falls in the puddle He's like hell, help, I'm drowning I haven't seen that one in a while Nope, too late that looks like a water mucousin. What the fuck? He broke blood on his face It's even unclear how he died. I know. Where'd all the blood come from if it was a snake bite?

Oh no, not the leg. Big little snapping turtle's going to come get her? I would be scared of that motherfucker. This one's vicious. Yeah. But it is a turtle. They're not very fast. Is she stuck in the mud or what?

Yeah, I think her foot's stuck. Sometimes mother nature gives you the exit. Not like that. Sometimes your legs are just stuck. Yeah, yeah. Is that in slow motion, or is my screen just that lagging? Same, Lance. It's lagging like back.

Well, it's not like we can post this on YouTube anyway, so. I guess that's true. That's funny. Posting YouTube's own movie on YouTube, huh? about that because I mean it's free on YouTube but I think we I think we get away yeah we can do it yeah we'll try it

yeah damn the snails are planning strategy that brains as good as ours is that your point? They're dead I forgot about these two kids you're dead

your mommy's taking the nap why is a daddy in the booth we don't know darling we just answer Damien Is that a girl? I think so. It's kind of hard to tell, right? Is that a girl? Oh, I think it is.

I think it is. I'm wearing a skirt. Yeah, I thought it was two little boys, but. Yeah. I was like, oh, God, if my daughter was that ugly. I know. Speaking of girls, speaking of girls, is, is Sam Ely going to be the final girl in this movie or what?

I think so. He's still standing. Still doing nothing. Gonna be the guy in a wheelchair. Yeah, right. But he won't be still standing. He's the only one of it. That'd be great.

He's always telling somebody to stand up. I know. I noticed that too. He's got a preoccupation with it. Are you going to be all right? Thank you very concerned. I'm going to be perfectly all right. I always stand up what I believe in.

That's where I'm going, and I'm going to sleep like a baby. I take that shotgun. Take anything you like. Don't bring it back? I don't get. I have zero idea what the motivation is with that. Many happy returns of the day. To me.

What? I don't have any fucking idea. I don't know. happening in this movie. This is kind of painful. The writing on maximum overdrive was better than this. Much better. There's been three or four things they said where I'm like, what? I don't only halfway paying attention.

Four score and seven years ago. Five score and seven years ago. Oh, is that what they said? It was even weirder. Now, when I say, I want you very carefully to run down to the dock, okay, and watch out for the On your mark? Much of the frogs. He's like, you want to watch me a punch of Ian?

Babe! They're wearing some heavy-ass clothing for Florida. I just thought about that. Yeah? Yeah, I bet they're sweating their nuts off, man. Oh, God, yes. It doesn't get that cold in the panhandle. Oh, yeah.

It cools down some. The crabs are getting there. The cratch. You're not going to be wearing a wool. Yeah, Sean, I work from home, dude, and my work attire is shorts, a t-shirt, and flip-flops. Every single fucking day. Love it. Now, if I have a teams or a phone meeting, I'll put, like, a pullover shirt on.

That's exactly what I do with my clients. I just have shorts. Usually, like, baseball shorts, and I don't have a polo. Perfect. Yeah. Same concept, right? Yeah, and then on Fridays I'll have like a casual T-shirt day, and my clients know it. But it'll be something cool. It's not unprofessional. It's okay.

Okay. What you don't know is every day is casual because I'm not wearing pets. That's right. What are they doing now? I do not like the look of those snakes, man. I saw more water moccasins in Tennessee than I ever did living in Florida. Oh, there's a lot there. There's a lot of them in Texas, like near Austin. Oh, okay. I didn't know that.

A whole bunch of them, yeah. Man, and like up in East Texas, Northeast Texas. Oh, screw that. I don't want to see those in the water. Not the frogs of snakes. And they're fast, aren't they? Yeah. Looks like it.

We're on a snag. He said we're on a snake. They're stuck on a snake. He did. Yeah, come on, really? So I'm gonna take off my shirt and go wrestling. Did he say snake? I thought he said snag. Oh, I thought he said snag.

I think snag like a sandbar. Okay, that changes a line. Oh shit. Hey, Sam, we're gonna throw this real snake on you and you figured it out. Action. Yeah, that seems about right. Oh boy. I don't like that at all man

But you don't go swimming in the rivers. There's nothing you can do either right? Like if you swim around a nest of them or something you're fucked You can't move fast enough to get out that water That's why I stick to the beach in the state. I don't go in lakes and I don't go in rivers You know what controversial statement? I'd rather be attacked by a shark than like seven or eight water Bocassons Yeah Yeah. And we punched it.

Shark. Or a quick death, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's true. The gate is coming. Fake one. It's like fake. Was that real?

That's fake. That good shot. That 12-gauge wouldn't have done anything to it. Bounce the little pellets off there. Mm-hmm. That's like old school Florida before, like, all of the developers and douchebags. and douchebags ruined it. Gensurification.

Yes. Same thing that's happening to Philip right now. Philip, they're gonna raise your property taxes to like $40,000 a year and fish you out. They definitely are. See, I'm still pretty far down, so I mean, like I'm still in a 15 minutes past all that. Oh man. It's gonna bring a ton of traffic down here. Right?

Because where I'm at, like, there's nothing here, man. Like, if you don't have a house down here, you have no business being over here. Yeah, that's where I'm at in Pasco. I'm in rural Pascoe. So, like, outside of Tampa. Okay. Yeah. Like, I got to drive 15 minutes to get to a gas station.

Yeah. After they build that water park, it's going to be an hour in 15 minutes to get to the gas station. Dude. Yeah, because it's just to one-lane road. I know. It's crazy traffic in the summertime. It's backed up over there. How far's the Walmart fell to you?

20, 30 minutes. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Like the length of a TV show episode. I mean, I'm about that, honestly, between where I'm at, yeah, it's about 20, 25 minutes to a Walmart. We have one of where I'm at, but it's one of those, like, 1980s Walmart. It's so small, it has nothing.

It doesn't even have. refrigerated shit I bet they have fishing gear up but they have fishing gear though right no they don't we don't have fishing gear dude it's trash oh that's that's not good that's not good meanwhile Brian Brian lives on the top of a mountain thank for stopping getting in light yeah so do oh on top of them on top of them on top of I got we've been on this road for practically three hours straight Sean did we lose your audio man

everybody disappeared inside on a holiday oh my dog man can you're unplugged I think so you're playing records marching band music well somebody helped the dog

oh of course it's over now can you guys hear me yes yeah okay cool I said what the fuck Oh, stand the side. Poor dog.

Dog is that? It's the first time I've seen the dog, isn't it? Yet earlier. He was yelling at it before, too, I think. Oh, yeah, that's right. There's all your heads on the wall thing, Lance. Right. Yes, the movie has a message.

What do you call him? Cuddle or Colonel? I don't know. I thought the frogs ate the phone lines Somebody couldn't make a call earlier How did it ring? They did Is that the frogs calling him?

Yeah Come on Really Poor dog It's not the dog's fault, right? So you hope he gets out The dog turns to do a giant frog And zips

Dog costume I think I saw that in a cartoon once It's a sheep Is that the sound of fish makes? Oh boy Somebody needs to go back and look at a sea and say again I think so Are they driving him crazy or

I think so? Oh, is it a hard? Okay, that makes sense it's too much for his old ticker huh? I've got a frog pile on him Frog's gonna crawl up his butt Oh boy

This is our wheelchair now bitch That was nice I'm to turn the lights on Oh Well that's it That's the end of the movie Wow So what happened to Sam Elliott

They got away They got away in the boat right Dude, that was... That was bad. That was so bad. The outro music is literally frogs croaking. Okay. Oh, man, Sean.

Sean, thanks for coming by, dude. Thank you guys. I really appreciate. Even as terrible as that movie was, that was a lot of fun. Well, who better than Florida man to be here with us, right? Absolutely. You should also know, Lance. All right. Well, as, as always we want to thank you guys

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All right. Next. Next week, Steve is going to be here next week. So there you go. I was thinking a week ahead. No, no, no. Watchers? Am I off?

That's wrong. Uh-oh. I know that's wrong. Oh, crap. So what's next week, Brian? Let me double check. Maybe I'm wrong. I thought it was Watchers three.

But that's not it. I thought it was Watchers 3 and Watchers, like, the final. rebellion or whatever. How many of those movies are there? Too many. Okay, you're right, you're right. I'm stupid. All right, so we got Steve back next week for Watchers 3 and Watchers 4.

And Philip, until the horror returns again, good night.