The Horror Returns - THR Presents: Stream Fiends - Ep. #20: House Party (1990)

Episode Date: June 19, 2021

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Man, let's get this party jumping. All the ladies, all the ladies, all the ladies in the house, say, ah. Prehistoric stuff. Freeh! In the show, can you go ahead and do that, man? The episode of THR Presents Streampeens. I'm your host, Brian. With me, as always is my host.

Brother Nez, what's up, man? Good, man. I'm ready to get my house party on. Oh, man. This movie is just awesome. And if you don't know what we're talking about, we're talking about 1990s Kid and Play classic house party. If my past finds out I got in trouble in school today, I'm definitely going to be on punishment. There's a party tonight at Peter's house. Can I go?

You're not going nowhere. Every little step you take will be around this bedroom tonight. Did you hear anything about a party tonight? Uh-uh. At least not need good ones. Hello, Tawatha. Do I feel like being bothered with Tawatha? Hello, LaDonna

It's woman It's woman It's women You're looking real good Step off Kick it pop How much more trouble can I get into Look, I'm in prison

Just do me a favor Don't pick up the soap Wait that Friday I'm gonna kill it Yo, y'all look who fell into the gig Hey This ain't so plain The two finest women in here

Now how could a man choose He better choose right Okay so where we want I wait to House party What The house party Jay ain't going to that damn party That's all to it

I don't get a damn What you say I'm making me a social misfit Oh man This movie Is just awesome And if you don't know We're talking about

We're talking about 1990s Kid and Play classic House party Yeah I feel old now 1990 Yeah I just

Uh Yeah, this was in high school, my senior year. So I was about to graduate. All right. See what Google's got. Play's parents are out of town, and he's planning the house party and all house parties. His best friend kid wants to go more than anything,

no in Sydney. The hottest girl in school. Okay. is sure to be there, but when kid gets into a fight at school, his father grounds him still determined to go. Kid seeks out the house and faces one calamity after another as he makes his way to play's house and the party of the school. And the party of the school year.

Hmm. All right. I thought this was a regular house party. Yeah. And I thought he was after Shireen, not Sydney. Yeah. IMDB. Kid decides to go to his friends. His friend plays house party, but neither of them can predict what's in store for them

on what could be the wildest night of their lives. All right. That makes a little more sense. This is written and directed by Reginald Hudlin. Let me just see what else he's directed because that name doesn't come out to me. Well, he was a producer of Django and Chained. uh that one movie with black panther marshal director boomerang oh uh the eddie murphy one okay he's got 45 credits um director boomerane the great white hype the ladies man uh and uh that one show that's hell of funny hopefully uh the last o g i think that's coming back

a little better because that show is hell funny Uncle Buck? It was a TV series? Yeah, it was all right. It was Day Day. Mike Epps was Uncle Buck. Oh, okay. All right.

I remember. Yeah, I think it only lasted the season. Yeah, he's done a lot of TV, mainly TV and a few movies. The ladies man, is that the one with... It's got to be... Yeah, Tim Meadows. I like that movie. Not all the Saturday.

live movies were good, but this one was hell of funny. I like this movie. All right. House party. I guess it was a short that he made back in 83. All right. This stars, of course, kid and play. The real name is being Christopher Reed and Christopher Martin.

The late and great Robin Harris has pop. Martin Lawrence, says Bilal. Tisha Campbell as Sydney and Baby Boys Mama AJ Johnson She's still fine She's Shrain And then a bunch of other people in it Full force

Yeah full force Pinky's in it for a second Kristen Powell Kelly Joe Mentor She's in it for a minute That one Barry Diamond He was one of the cops

He's funny I like him and I mainly liked him in a bachelor party Tom Hanks's movie The not really known rap group grew B chill I cannot find out of their music I have not heard their music since she probably when this movie came out Chill I just remembered him and He was in other movies and he popped up in some TV shows Yeah him and that other guy the one that was getting drunk Yeah, grew.

They were a group back in the day. The late and great John Willispoon, he's in it. And what the hell was, Baby Drake's name? And right after the next, Miss Purley, she was in it. And then a bunch of other people that you recognize in them. But this movie was hilarious. This is one of those movies that we went and seen Just because this at pretty much at the height of Kid and Play's popularity

I didn't enjoy all their songs, but they were they were good dance tunes So it was cool Robin Harris I mean I knew him he was a stand-up comedian and I remember seeing him on the comedy specials and everything Martin Lawrence Was this before do the right thing or no I think it was because I want to say do the right thing was in

in the 80s yeah one year before okay because that's the first thing I had seen him in was well I guess I must have seen him in what's happening now that was the

the continuation of what's happening and it was okay but yeah we wouldn't seen this my friends like we can go see house party I was like, okay. So he just went. And I was like, well, who's in this?

They went, kid and play. And I went, oh, okay. So I wasn't expected much. But, man, I love this movie. We went and saw it at the drive-in. And what was cool about the experience of seeing this in the driving was the dance scene. When everyone was dancing, people were dancing outside of the car. So it was funny.

I kept telling my friend, get out and dance. He was like, oh, I got too much shame. But it was funny though It was cool Because if you guys know Kid and Play other than the hip hop music they've done They were really good dancers And I've always liked

The videos they did when they hadn't dancing And this the whole dance Scene that they had I thought that was awesome Again I wasn't really That much into the music But I respect them for what they did for hip hop

And the style that they had late 80s into the early 90s. Was kid the first one with a high top fade? Maybe as in famous, yeah. But I remember everyone having that style back growing up back then. Or even that one style at one point. Remember the Gumby? Yeah.

That one. I kind of like I don't have hair like that. But my friend had his hair like that way. I remember sitting in front of me in class and I was always dropping pencils and stuff. So it slide off his head. Man, knock that shit off. Yeah, one of my boys had that. And then the other one had, uh, because, uh, EZEL from Friday shows up real quick at the end.

He had to, he had to curl like him. Oh, that's right. He did. Follow the drip, follow the drip. That's what I liked about Robin Harris, man. He just, all his comedy, uh, he threw some of some of his comedy lines. in that so I thought it was cool. The test two baby part and the follow the drip.

He has so many quotable lines though. Like I was I was saying some that my wife didn't even realize he said like when the cops jump out to arrest him. And he was like, God damn, you all sound like a couple of bookends. I liked how he was talking to them. He didn't give a fuck. But they knew he was right because he wasn't backing down. But when did you? first see this. I was a young kid. I probably wasn't even old enough to even watch this.

I don't know if this was in the theater up here because we had a we had an issue with doing air quotes, urban movies and theaters because I want to say it was juice that they really stopped it with because there was a shooting in the movie theater. I guess it got a little too little too rowdy in there. So I definitely didn't see this in the it is probably most likely cable but yeah this is a classic to me uh i'm just like you i didn't really wasn't really into kid and play uh some of their songs was cool i do remember the saturday morning cartoon that came out of this oh that's right they did huh yeah they came out of the 80s early 90s you got a cartoon yeah everyone had a cartoon i mean yeah he's even rambo had a

cartoon. Yeah, the Crickkeeper had a cartoon. And Robocop. I mean, you think of those characters. I mean, other than Rambo's was nothing but violent as well as Robocop. But then, hey, man, we'll turn it into a kid show. Shit, they turned toxic

Avenger into a kid cartoon. The toxic, oh, no, yeah, the toxic Avengers or whatever they call them. No, toxic Crusaders. There you go. Yeah. And yeah, go ahead. You cannot let your kids watch toxic avenge.

No. No. I don't know. The remakes sounded pretty good, though. With the cast, they're putting together. They can't watch that original. That one's just.

You guys don't trauma. I saw it when I was young. If you want to, it's on YouTube. Yeah. I think at some point we'll do that one, because I haven't, I have it. I haven't seen it in a long time.

But, but yeah, this is, is just a pure early 90s classic, hip hop classic. I mean, I love it. I mean, of course, Kid and Play, they got they got to put in their music. But again, with the dancing,

I mean, if you guys are familiar with Kid and Play, I mean, every time they were on either live at the Apollo or any kind of... I remember he had today some performances. There was a little local channel in Oakland called Soul Beat.

And that was just straight, straight low budget. Like if we, if we were running our own thing, we just got a video camera and just went and filmed things and then added the early crazy font that you could

from, that you can type in text onto your, from your video camera. It's, look up soul being on YouTube. I'm sure there's videos on there. I mean, they took videos from like MTV. like

when they did show videos or even the other channel BET and those earlier stages they took videos from that it's like they recorded them and then they played them on theirs but how they did it is if you guys are familiar or you older generation when the videos

came on like on MTV in the corners they had who the artist was and this and that Atlantic Records or whatever they would cut that part of the video that showed it. So you wouldn't see the whole video. It'd be already going and you'd miss like maybe the first two seconds of it

just because they took that little part off. It was crazy, but I mean, it was what we had. And I remember Kid and Play did a performance in the, and I think it was San Jose, I want to say. And the soul big guys went down there and filmed it.

And it was on TV. So I thought it was really cool. And I remember a lot of kids, we're learning the dances because when we went to dances at school man everyone was doing the kid and played steps. That one thing,

we always just called it, do the kid in play where you grabbed one leg. I mean, play tried to do it in this and fell. He was cleaning his house. But grab one leg

and then bringing the other one through it. I mean, even in my young, more flexible thin days, I couldn't do that. One of my friends could do it. He was a gymnast and he was able to do it.

He didn't, even know who kid and play was. We kind of just explained it to him in a couple tries and he did it. Like, damn, remember we went to a dance. We were going, do the kid and play. And he did it. And everybody, ah!

But I just love this movie. I love the first, I mean, three of them. I haven't seen the fourth one yet, but but these films are awesome. I love it. From what I don't know if Kid and Play are

still out there performing. I know I think they do because I know one year up here they were having like a 90s kind of theme concert up here and I think they were supposed to

come up here. Okay. But I know I know kid does he does stand up comedy now. He's slinging weed. And play I think play is born again Christian because I've seen them on this one podcast called Drink Champs

where it's a hip-hop podcast and they drink while they interview the guests and he wasn't drinking or smoking or anything. Well, I'm looking and see if they're still doing stuff. There's, I don't know, I don't think, as kid in play, I'm not sure if they're doing anything. Yeah, and they had funkel pops? How come I never seen this? Yeah, they just came out.

Oh, they just came out? All right, well, I need to get them then. And Theo's usually up to date on all this and lets me know. Yeah, they, uh, they either just came out or they're coming out. One of them. I think, I think they just came out. All right. Well, it's not, I thought it would be a two-pack now.

It's single. I need to get both of them. But, um, well, I guess they have been performing. I guess before the world fell apart because this performance, I see them in New York in 2019. So, all right. Well, you know, you can never say never. They could probably eventually get back out there and do it. And yeah, when they do those old school 80s or 90s festivals, mainly at the Indian casinos I always see them at,

they had one that came to Reno one time, but something happened and it was canceled. I mean, not in Reno, but I guess along the tour somewhere. Yeah, I think that's what happened to the one that was coming. Because it was like hitting play, yo-yo, and it was somebody else. And I think it, I don't, I think it got canceled at like the last minute. Yeah, because Reno is usually not the one for, the only way to put it for like a black festival, or be it, a hip-hop festival. or an R&B festival.

It's, Reno's not the place to do it. It works up here. We got a last one I've been to was, it was a Bay Area, when Hafei really blew up. Okay. And we were,

me and my brother were kind of laughing at people because it was, we were telling people that's, like, that's a lifestyle. It's not a fad. But it was up here and too short. and Mr. Fab and up to Keeke to sneak and a bunch of Bay Area guys came up here.

I think one of the last thing that I was down the Bay Area, it was Alameda County Fair and it wasn't hip hop, but in Vogue, the original in Vogue, they got back together and they were playing at the fair. It was free concert.

So I was there, I remember it was there with my mom and my little guys were little, so my mom was taking them on rides. And I said, Who's playing? And they went in Vogue. I was, shit, I know a couple of their songs. I didn't realize how many songs I knew until they was just hit after hit after hit.

I was like, damn, what was so fun about seeing it with a Bay Area crowd because InVogue is from the Bay Area? I couldn't even hear them singing because everybody was singing. But it was, it was, they did a good show and everyone was having a good time. And I didn't care. I was, I was grooving my ass off. but anyway invoke that's another one we'll get to juice at one point

Kevin one of those invoked girls are in that movie but um house party uh this again this this movie is just a timeless classic um

uh yeah were they in the 20s yeah that's how movies were I mean none of the kids in it were ever teenagers so but full force definitely wasn't in high school that was got that was

They were just men. What was a stab, peewee, and Zilla, a. Paul Anthony, Boleg, Lou, and Be Fine. That's a full force. My wife is telling me by her uncle. I guess he used to dress like Paul Anthony's,

the main one stab. Uh-huh. And I guess he still kind of dresses like that today. That's how, uh, if you guys know who we're talking about, um, big buff.

dude flat top or it was kind of like a fade slight jerry curl with a little ponytail but you guys know who full force are yeah and that guy's big he looks like he lifts some weights one of my buddies's uncles was like that

and that's all they called him was full force but this movie was awesome man it was just a kid and playing in high school with their with their buddy Bilal Martin Lawrence and plays parents went out of town and he wanted to throw a house party.

A kid, he was living with his dad. His mom had just passed away recently and his dad was pop, Robin Harris. So it was just that. And then they were just going to have a thorough party. But earlier in the film, a kid got into it with full force. Over nothing, really?

Because he just like bumped him Yeah I always got the feeling like they never liked him Yeah I didn't think they did either I mean other than Well that's more on the second one When Full Force was doing Want to do the rap stuff but

But kid you gotta come with more than throwing some jello I mean he called your mama garden tool Yeah Because they were they were at school getting ready and play and Belal and Kid were sitting there in the lunchroom talking about the party and

how they were going to get it get ready and I love that I love that part because plays like yeah man he goes he goes I'm going to have deaf women at the party like that and then the camera goes over to Tisha Campbell and AJ Johnson

Shirene God damn Shire's hellflying I mean she still look like that yeah she does I really love her in baby boy I hate what's his name though Um

The hell's baby was named Tirese Oh He played that role good though I hate I don't know I just don't like him And I don't

I hate him in the fast and furious movies Oh man I love baby boy Just because Just because I don't like Tyrese Because I was like that scene When Bing Rames gets him in the headlock Oh

First thing Tyrese says it Mama And he's like Yeah call for your mama boy Oh man, I haven't seen that movie in hell long I was watching clips of it today Because I watched House Party again And I was like shit I remembered her

She was in it She was bearing it all in that movie But anyway Yeah, she's like Fitness She was in the fitness or something She looks like Yeah, I seen her on some reality show

And I guess she was like there Talking like talking to whoever About eating right And stuff like that Yeah, she does some kind of fitness thing. Yeah, I looked at recent pictures of her, and she still looks hell of good. So, but, and yeah, so what happened to teacher Campbell? I think the last thing I've seen her in was a Zach and Mary make a porno.

Yeah, I know she, she got divorced from what's his name, Dwayne Martin, the main guy in above the rim, because they were married for like years. And I think they own, co-own, like a agent, talent agency or something. something so I don't know how I haven't heard anything was Martin touching her when they were filming that show she's from what I understand she he was being inappropriate or something because I think they filmed that last season they filmed like they're not even in the same scenes or something yeah I know I remember something happened and they were saying that it was yeah that that caused the end of the show it was starting to go and

Anyway, I mean, I watched it and I still watch reruns now when it comes on. But that last couple of last season, it was kind of, I think once he started with the characters, the only character I liked was Shanayne. But other than that, it was just, it was just, yeah. I think it fell off when he went to the cult. He joined that cult. In real life? No, in the show.

Oh, I was going to say, wait, what? I'm gonna have to rewatch him again Yeah, rewatch it There's a season when he I guess he something happens I think he gets fired from the radio stations And he meets up with some people And they're like a colks or something

Yeah, because Martin was like big I mean he got bigger than kid in play at one point And then I don't know his shenanigans And he just fell apart until the bad boy movies came out Yeah Big mama's house Yeah, he might have got too much money from that You just might have got a little wacky

Big mama's house That first one was good, that second one I was like uh That's third one is garbage Yeah, where the son Or I guess it would be his stepson Is like grown And is like a cop

Oh basically they both end up dressing up Yeah, okay, I did see that one trash. It must have been because I don't even remember but I remember seeing that. I went to the theater and saw it, but I don't even remember it.

I mean, you remember the first two, which I thought were funny. But anyway, so yeah, they're playing on their party and everything and then a play,

a kid gets up to go get milk and he just barely moves his chair and bumps in the stab and he dumps his milk on him. And that's when they get into it. Yeah. Again, they're supposed to be high school students and big men with mustaches and everything. Especially peewee, man.

He looked older than all of them. Oh, like to Lou. But the kid, he went to go get some milk. Hey, man, don't worry about it. I'll get you one too. And I'll get you all milk. And then peewee, he goes, if how are you, I kick his fucking ass. That's what I mean, that's what I liked about the peeve.

character. He can sing. All three of them could sing. But the way he talks in this, he's all goofy with his high voice. But I really loved him in what was that one with Dr. Dre

and Ed Lover? Oh, who's the man? Yeah. He was in that. I think it was 40 in that one. He was always walking around with a 40 in a paper bag. Gosh, man. I got in trouble. We were sneaking out.

watch that in the theater when we were supposed to be at home. That was a long time ago. I come that ain't streaming anywhere. I don't even think it's on DVD or Blu-ray. I think you can only get it on DVD, but it's probably marked up. You know how they'd be doing it on eBay. Yeah, and just put it out.

I mean, you put a lot of crap out. Anyway, so a kid goes over there and he starts talking. Oh, well, before that play, was over there talking to Shireen and Sidney telling him about the party and that's when kid walked over there and said you guys really ain't coming to the party and she was

why? Should we? You go, well, if you weren't maybe I wouldn't go and you should go because we might see you there. Maybe. And Shireen, she's beautiful and I love her. But

she was one of those ones. She was like hot and knew it. And would just throw it at you but not really or basically just tease you yeah she was a tease yeah she was Sydney was just Sydney she was just

nice girl parents were both rich I assume she must have just been in the school zone to go to that school with everyone because yeah she lived in a nice big house and then Shireen lived in the projects yeah it was like

where is this school school zone at because this totally two different neighborhoods right here yeah but they seem super close though because they're walking yeah that was I was I was going to say within walking distance so uh when kids done

talk with him he's backing up looking at him and he bumps back in the stab and then he spins around and goes yo that's twice I like when they just grab them and uh the other dude um are they all three brothers because I know stabbing okay

I want to say they're all brothers, but one of them might be a cousin, but they're related. Okay. I think the two big buff dudes, stab and... What the hell is that? Zilla. Yeah, B-line, be fine. Yeah, Zilla in this. I think Stabbing Zilla are brothers in Peewe is probably the cousin.

They all look alike, but those two are clearly look the same. Same haircut and everything. Because Zilla goes, look, you conscious motherfucker. You know, watch where you're going. We can figure this out right out. You're wriggling up my school clothes. They were getting ready to fight him. And then, oh, that's when,

Dad, well, hey, what's up, man? Your mom can't buy your new clothes? Because you know what? Tell her to come to stab. I put her on the stroll and she can save you up for some. And all right, I don't know about this. I don't know if the food was right there out in the open for the kids to grab. but the kid gets a big

handful of jello it throws it out of I don't know who he was throwing it at clearly was it wasn't them he was trying to hit that other big ass buff security guard that dude he was one of those guys that's been in movies he never

the main guy he was like always the muscle that big buff the thing that comes to mind is Michael Jackson and then Paul McCartney's say, say, say video. He was one of the big-ass buffed dudes and that.

Yeah, yeah, so they end up grabbing him. I like because they grab kid, create kid and pick him up. And then Zilla's just clocking him a couple times. I like how he pulled his fist back and peevee. He was like, wait a minute, wait a minute. Okay, now. They clocks him.

And that's when that big ass, no, they grabbed, they grab kid and they throw him onto the table and he goes sliding across and falls onto the ground and they look at him and they go so what do you get to say now he goes oh your shal and technique is very good and he's what the motherfucker think he's playing with us that's when that big both dude came in and jumped in

but I like when Bilal and play came running oh man is it over already you'll kid man we had your back anyway yeah way back He ends up going to The kid ends up going Him and Stab end up going to

Stab didn't actually do anything He didn't punch him He was holding him He picked him up by his nuts though Oh that's right So they ended up in the office And the I assume she was a principal Or the dean or the dean or whatever

She was saying yeah I'm tired of seeing you in here And you kid That's why he'd tell him he goes look He goes, yeah, he goes, Zill called my mom a hoe, and I don't play that because he said, yeah, because my mom's dead.

And then he was like, well, there's no good, that's not an excuse for you to walk around with a chip on your shoulder. And then she turns to stab and goes, look, and he goes, but you, I'm tired of you in here. And why in God's name, did you call his mother a garden tool?

Oh, but, so, I, okay, this is, this was funny. I mean, every time we got in trouble in school, they never sent nothing home they ended up calling your house and like always there's no way that letter would have got there that day well I just figured someone

from the school brought it over I mean that's that it couldn't it wasn't the mailman my parents knew before I even got home so yeah they always called my mom and my mom would say because they

they call my mom tell her and then they go hear your mom talk to you and I just I don't even say hello I just hold the phone up and she goes you better be home when I get there okay yeah because it's always bad when they call them at work yeah and they had to stop what they're doing oh so even worse when they got to come get you from work yeah no I mean my mom well she came and got me a couple times mainly you're like you better be home when I get there so yeah man I'd be just like kid I be coming in the house and just well at this point his dad didn't even know yet um because he works at night um so he was

hoping that like man he was just sweating it he was sweating the pink slip because when he got home he was talking to his dad like oh man is this all the mail we got and he goes niggins number bills why you want to pay some of them he was too busy making that uh dick gregory is that real i think it was like a weight loss thing okay i've only heard of heard it in this Because he was sitting there making, he goes, yeah, I got a weight problem. Can't wait to eat. That's what I need. I need some Dick Gregory, something.

I don't think it worked, though. I don't think so because the other dude was drinking a two. Yeah, he was a lot bigger. Yeah. And that guy was in Weird Al-Yankovic's fat video. He was, well, in the real real video, Michael Jackson's bad with the, The bad guy in that was Blade

Where's the snipes? Yeah. Because I'd seen him That big guy in this And then I seen him in other videos as well But he was in Weird All Yank it's a fat video Off topic real quick

You heard that Wesley's going to be in John Wick for He is This is a rumor Because they got Donnie in For sure They said Wesley these like rumored to be in. Is he going to help or

is he just another? They said Donnie Ann's a friend. So I don't know. Maybe. He better be a friend because there'd be no way John Wick could take out Donnie in. None of them. I don't know. Maybe with some guns. Yeah, but hand to hand, hell no. He'll whip that ass.

He was blind and he was whooping ass. Anyway. Are you Star Wars fans. That movie still puts a tear in my eye. I can't help it. I mean, that movie was sad. Anyway.

So, yeah, he's at home and then play, or no kid talks to Balal. Because he was telling him, yeah, man, I'm really sweating this pink slip. Because if my dad finds out, he goes, I'm definitely going to be on punishment. Bilal.

I know why they named that boy, their African name, knowing they from Cleveland. because yeah that's when um he goes that's when uh below like well look man just just leave the house and don't come back till after the party and he goes man i still got to get ready he goes i can't come to the party all stanking and he goes below just throw some boot on and come pick me up so uh that's what he should have did he should just went home took his shower and hey i'm going to this party and rolled out but no he was pussy well no his dad made him uh because he had asked Hey, dad, can I go to Peter's house?

Because he's having a party. And he's on a school night. And he goes, well, if you got to go, I guess you got to go. He goes, but after you do your homework. Oh, no, right before that, he goes, oh, man, he goes, I thought we'd stay in tonight. We rented a couple of videos. Dola mite. And he goes, he goes, you grew up on him?

And then, because a kid just rolled his eyes. Oh, did we do dolomite? Oh, it's coming. It's coming. We had to do all the green tornado and Petey Wheat Straw and... Human tornado, yeah, that one. Oh, human tornado, yeah. Did you pick those up on Blu-ray?

I got dolomite and I think Petey Wheat straw, the other one I don't have. I want human tornado. That was the first one I saw Rudy Ray Morris. What the hell was I talking about? Oh, it was a... Dolomites the name. I was talking about that on something else. Anyway.

Yeah, so he did all his homework. He was ready to go and he was about to leave. And then that's when someone went knocking on the door. He was, kid, get the doors. He went and got it. As he was walking towards the door, someone dropped in the pink slip through the mail slot. And his dad was standing right there on the phone.

And he saw it. And it happened so fast. he didn't get a chance to hide it because then his dad was like just handed to me so he gave it to him and then he walked off and then he was on the phone with it oh man hold on man i'll call you by i got to go deal with something that's when his dad went upstairs and started yelling at me you explain this huh he called mom out a name well don't you think it's been long enough i am sick and tired of you using your mother for an excuse every time you get in trouble i wasn't trying to use it as an excuse why you tell me about this

when you first got home why you tried to hide it from i didn't think it was that important oh you didn't your school thought it was important you know what you're gonna spend your night tonight thinking about your priorities after you finish your damn homework that's what you're going to do remember you said i could go to the party all them hoods you got in trouble with today it's gonna be at that party and you don't need to be getting yourself in no more trouble it's not going to be that type of crowd look all my friends are going to be there i don't give a damn marragete gonna be there You want. That was word for word when my mom's sick.

There's none. I could never explain it. I mean, no matter what, even if I didn't start to fight or whatever, it didn't matter. I got in trouble and I had to pay the consequences. I mean, my dad was the one that would come in and lecture us after my mom whooped that ass. And then as we're laying there beat up, and then my dad, well, hope it was worth it. And I'm like, oh, no. My mom didn't care.

Even we're high school, she still hit us. Different times, everybody. Because you try to hit your kids now. They call it cops on you. Never ever even thought about doing that. Because all the shit that I had done bad in my life, I mean, I wasn't worried about the cops. I was worried about what my mom was going to do if I got caught. And so that's why I was like, because when my friends, when we got older and they started doing the robbing thing, I'm like, no, I'm good.

You go do that. Yeah. I'm going to go this way. I was always like, I mean, I hope they don't call my mom. My dad, I might be able to get away with it. But my mom, tiny little Korean lady does not play at all. Oh, I mean, if all my friends, well, all my friends, it was both their moms and dads with that. I might I can now I don't think my dad ever raised his hand to us yeah well you know my

my mom that's how hard my mom went my dad kind of felt bad so he figured it couldn't be too so yeah I mean yeah my mom she can care man whatever she can get a hold of if it wasn't her hand hot wheel tracks um belt shoes oh my gosh why is it always the hot wheel track. I don't know, man. We're boys. We had hot wheel tracks all over the place, man. I mean, one of my friends he was holding and he found someone.

He was cleaning out his garage. He goes, remember these? Not to like, oh, that's awesome. I love hot wheel tracks. You think about how many times you got hit with those things. It's just a little thin piece of plastic, but damn, that shit hurt. Anyway. So his dad just yells at him.

He was, look, man, because you need to get your mind off those. Oh, he told him what happened. And he goes, yeah, man, that guy called mom a name. And he was like, man, I'm tired of you using your mom for an excuse every time you get in trouble. And that's when he was telling me, look, man, you need to keep your mind off those gals or keep your mind on those books and off those gals. And he goes, oh, you're going to get in the, do a mistake just like I did. And I mean, that part was kind of like, oh, man. And then he was like, he goes, no, I guess I didn't mean that.

I'm sorry. I just like he tried to pat his head, but he couldn't lose hair. He goes, he just had a rough day, man. He goes, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. But you ain't going to that party, and I don't care what you say. I like what he said. He goes, he goes, because when he was yelling at him, he was like, yeah, man, he goes, he goes, he goes, you ain't going nowhere. He goes, every step you takes and be around this, around this house.

And he goes, oh, but you said, I can go to the party. he goes, party, he goes, those hoods you got into a fight with today, he'll be at that party. And he goes, matter of fact, and he goes, he goes, he goes, please, parents are gone out of town. He goes, you kids think you're slick. And no, that other thing he said, too. And he goes, because he goes, because he goes, you said I can go to the party. And then he goes, but all my friends are going to be there. I don't care of Marvin Gay is going to be there.

You ain't. I said that once to one of my friends, he didn't know who Marvin Gay was. So that's when his dad's like, you ain't going nowhere and just slam the door. So he was like, oh, man, they weren't unsure of, or he was unsure on how he was going to get out of the house. But then they go to the next scene goes to Bilal's house and he's sitting out in front of his house with all his DJ equipment. And then play comes rolling in into the, into his parking lot or to the drive. driveway with um kelly joe mentor yeah la donna where's she been i haven't seen her she was like one of the queen of the 80s you know she was in everything it didn't matter if it was a little bit part

like this or well i always like they're in the principal yeah she was in uh people under the stairs uh night around street was it four five dream child she had a little bit spot in uh lost boy She didn't have no lines. She was just there. She was working in the video store. Summer school. Yeah. There was another movie she was in.

Oh, yeah. She was in New Jack City. She was in there for like a second as well. But she at least had some lines. But, um... Oh, shit. We need to do popcorn. You can see popcorn in a minute.

She was in that? Yeah. He was in everything. Oh, fuck. I have not seen this movie since it came out. 91. Oh, man. I got it, too.

I got it on Steelbook. Steelbook, where was I at when that came out? This was like years ago. Oh, man. I'm going to go to eBay and see. Yeah, it'll probably be, you know, like we said, you know, eBay. Oh, yeah, man, those motherfuckers. All they do is rob you on there.

Yeah, I was trying to explain to my daughter about eBay. because uh fucking a little man got me looking for these comic books and stuff how he's been talking to a comic book game and i picked up some and i was showing my daughter was like look i bought it for this and look what it was selling for on ebay and she was she wanted to say damn but well my god cheapest i can spend is 50 uh for uh the steel book it's sealed no none of these are brand well they say new newish it says like new and then it says other

yeah here's the one 3850 but the shipping is 21 54 oh it's from Australia never mind a hundred dollars hell no I'm not to just search for it yeah we gotta do popcorn fuck it put that on the list 31 days

so um so yeah the play pulls up And he goes, oh man, be love, bus it. And because the lie I was looking at him like, what? And he goes, he goes, who's that in the car? Oh, man, that's just a honey. He goes, that ain't for you, but come on, let's go.

And he goes, he goes, how are we going to get me, you, and all my equipment up in that little ass car? And he goes, yeah, we've got to work things scientifically. And the next thing, he caters or plays just shoving all his equipment, the albums, the turntables, the speakers, just jamming them in this little-ass car. And then Balao's like, yo, yo, stop! You're tearing my shit! Let me do it.

And then after they... That is not your friend, man. Oh, no. I mean, not a DJ or anything, but I have been in situations like this. But when my buddy showed with someone else in the car that shouldn't be there. Excuse me.

So after they get it all in, they're like, oh, man. And then Belize like, where am I going to sit? She's going to walk. She's got to get out. And then she's like, what? Play.

And he goes, well, and he goes, no, I don't even appreciate how you treat me. And he goes, I don't worry about it. But I appreciate how you look,

though. And then that's when he goes, look, man, you know what? Let me just take this back to my house, drop it off, and then I'll come right back

and pick you up. And I was like, no, no, he goes, you're just going to leave me here and take my equipment, kiss my ass.

And he goes here, let me tell you something. All right, girls, this is what was said the movie. No, no, I ain't going for it. What else can I do?

Come here. Kick that bitch to the curb and let me ride with my equipment. I'm the DJ, man. Bitch, who are you calling a bitch? Your mama's a sorry bitch. Hey, my mom ain't no bitch. If I'm a bitch, your mom's a bitch. Hey, I kick your ass.

Hey, I'll fight a girl. All right, all right, all right. Listen, man. And then I like that she goes, why does he goes, who you call the bitch? If I'm a bitch, your mom is a bitch. And he goes, look. And he goes, my mom ain't no bitch. And he goes, I fight a girl.

she said I know because I've seen one kicky ass before oh man that's what I've always liked about this actors and she's always been tough she was never just the little female in distress no matter what she was in because even in people under the stairs she was badass than that one I haven't seen that movie in hell long either but put that on there too man I don't think we've done that either I don't put that one on

no I haven't I do that I do that I do yeah I do I think it was one of my comic on pick I didn't put that

on steelbook you got fucking human noise in the deep and all that you just you just said it so now it is

well they better shit I'll buy it again um I just relooked at all my shop factories stuff

I didn't realize how many doubles I had just because steel books came out bastards oh fucking amazon

I know we keep getting off on a tangent, but I spoke on Amazon. I forgot which one of these be recorded, how they fucked up my witchboard, or lost my witchboard package. So they sent me the replacement, and I get it out of my mailbox.

And what do I hear rattling around in the case? Oh. DVD part, scratch the fuck up. Fuck that, man. Tell them send you another one. I did send it back. Yeah.

I'm going to hold on to it. Yeah, I don't care of the DVD. It just the Blu-ray can't be scrapped. Well, I wouldn't like anything scratched. Yeah, I just, I'm paying for something brand new. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, which board? Yeah. Oh.

Hey, I didn't hear that the first time. Yeah, I only bought it because I feel like it's going to go out of print. Sorry, man. You can like it. I won't say nobody. Nobody will believe you. Speaking of wishboard, man, I need to get another second one on Blu-ray. I wish.

Put that one out. You might as well. Shit. Second one is on Blu-ray. It is? God damn it. Third one's not. I don't know.

I didn't want to watch it on YouTube. Witch trap. It's stupid and goofy. But I got to have it in the collection. Just because I met the director and he was Ella cool. I got to support him. But anyway. Did you tell him

Night of the Demons was his best movie? Hell no. I told him which board was. So, yeah, back to the movie. So I like when I played,

like, look, man, I fucked up. And he goes, and I owe you one. And he starts backing up. And Belize like, play.

Don't play. He goes, look, he goes, I'm apologize because I was hollering. And he has he just backing up and starts driving away. And he was like,

ah. So he ends up going back to the party or to the house. And no. Play for a kid finally, his dad falls asleep watching Dolomite. Because you can hear Rudy Ray Moore in the background. Way down in the jungle deep. As he's sneaking out of the house. I like this because it reminded me of my friend's mom.

Because every time we try to sneak out of the house, soon as the door shut, boom, she woke up. Yeah, you never go out the front door. No, I always say, come on, man. Let's just either go out the back door or just. jump out a window. Nope. For some reason,

I'd have to be, go out the front door. Dude, your mom's sitting right here. What do you mean? Go out the front door. Anyway, so as he sneaks out,

as soon as he shuts his door, his dad opens his eyes. And then he just kind of jets down the street with, um, I like the sound check. Who was, um, Luther Vandross was playing.

I can't remember the song, but as he's running down the road. So as he's walking to the party, that's when those two cops pull up on a Hey, eraser head And he goes like what? He goes, where are you going?

And he goes, why? What does it matter to you? He goes, we're asking the questions here. Then they get out and harass him. Again, police harassment has always been there. Some people don't think so,

but I mean, it was, of course, in this one. so they end up leaving him oh no they ran out of donuts like I mean we're at a donuts and he goes hey man you're lucky and they took off he goes we'll be watching you and then they left and then he's standing there and he's like thank you Cagney and Lacey and then as he's walking across the street this this jeep pulls up and then kids like hey on the hood and the camera pulls back and it's stabbing the gang and then he's like And he just fucking starts running.

I like how he runs away. And again, he drops that little piece of paper. All my rhymes. So he runs back to pick him up. And they go chasing him. He runs and jumps over this fence. And he's sitting there in the backyard. And this part's L.

Oh, buddy. There's this big dude just getting it. And he's just working at L.R. And he's like, yeah. Yeah, baby. Yeah. Who is it? Whose is this?

And I won't say the word he used. But, oh, man, that got a hell of big, too. That lady's legs are just straight in the air and kids sitting there watching it. Stabbing, Peewey and Zilla come running up and they're peeking over the fence. I like Peewey. He goes, let me see, let me see, as he's trying to jump up and climb over. But then while that dude's killing it, he kind of looks out the window, reaches over and grabs his gun out of a nightstand,

and then just gets off her, walks up to the window. when kids sees him with the gun, he jumps over the fence and runs. And stabbing those guys turn around, that dude just lets off a few rounds. He goes, peeping motherfuckers, get away from this damn window. And everyone's running away. Fucking peep freaks. Then the cops hear that. He goes, well, that's gunshots?

And he goes, I don't know. As they're sitting there's stuff in their faces with donuts. They go, he goes, the kid goes running. And then he cuts through some bushes and he gets to, uh, look like it was a it was another house party but a bunch of older folks for some kind of reunion or whatever

yeah I don't I don't know how this neighborhood works yeah it's like hood for a second and then all of a sudden you're at a big mansion so so he goes in and uh he sees um what's his name

George Clinton yeah George Clinton uh he's the DJ he think he just called him pops or whatever too Hey, man, what you doing? Because, eh, just, uh, it's a gig. Another dusty for the dusties.

And he goes, hey, man. He goes, hey, man, well, why don't you get some of these records and you start to scratch and then we'll get this party jumping? And he goes, say that again? Yeah, do that again. And he shows him how to do it with the, with the fader and starts mixing. And then, uh, what was his name in this? Um, they just said DJ.

I mean, he, I forgot. He says something to him. But it's kind of listed as DJ. Ah, didn't even give me the name. So he starts scratching and cutting on turntables. And then kids are like, hey, y'all, how are y'all feeling out there? Wave your hands in the air. And everyone's just looking at him.

Like, what? And some of the ladies are dancing. And he didn't even get to start rapping because stabbing them combusting into the party. And they grabbed him. and they're about to fight them. And I like when stab grabs a kid and then

George Clinton breaks a record over his head and he goes, hey man, don't you leave the kid alone? And he looks and then he stab turns around and looks him and he goes, you know what? Two B, no, two peas in a bucket. Fuck it. Take it to the stage. So then

the cops show up. Well, the kid tries to run away and he knocks over. At this point, he didn't know it was Sidney's dad. He falls over and then the kid runs away. But when they went stabbing them, go running after him, this is when the cops show up. So they got them all down on the ground. They were on their knees with their hands on their head.

And then the cops pointing their guns in it was, all right, because it'll repeat after me. I will not do whatever, whatever. And basically just degrading them in front of all these other people that are there at this party. and they're all getting on that. I am somebody. And he goes, all right, you, you guys get out of here. So, kid takes off and the full force dude go the other way.

Because they were going to run after you. Nope, you guys go that way. And then so kid, we go back to play and Bilal, Balow's just sitting on the porch and play came pulling up. And he goes, yo, and he gets out. And he goes, here, man, I'm back as promised. He goes, I ain't going.

You're like, what? He goes, he goes, I'm not going. He goes, man, this is why I'm like DJing for free, man, because nobody appreciates shit. And he goes, he goes, I don't appreciate it. Appreciate you? And he went, no, when he went, no, you don't. And he goes, he goes, look, man, he goes, he goes, look at, look in the car over there. And he goes, I got all these girls for you.

And every, all they're asking is, who's the DJ? And he goes, that's supposed to convince me? And he kind of gives him a look. It rolls over the window. Bealves in the house. And I go, ooh, dragon breath. Who are you talking to? Yeah, because we didn't mention that that's a constant thing throughout the movie.

He's known as Dragon, Dragon Breath, Bilau. That was one of my buddies. I mean, I told him, too. I said, look, man, you're my boy and I love you, but come on, man. Do something about that breath. I said, first of all, you need to floss. Get all that shit out in between. I said, that's the shit that stinks.

He carries the mouthwash with you. So, yeah, he gets in the car and they go taking off. Oh, that's when they go driving by and kids in the street when he was getting chased. And they're going, yo, yo. And then Belize goes, hey, man, wasn't that kid? And the players like, I don't know, man. He goes, we ain't got no room in here anyway. We got to get to the party.

He goes, oh, you cold. And there's he go driving off. I think that was when he was running when he jumped over the fence. And that guy shot at him. So they get to the party and the party's already jumping. That's what I like. I mean, if you've never been to a like a house party where it's DJ and dancing and you guys don't know what you're missing.

Because I remember those clearly, man. Those were the best ones. Me, yeah, going to a party and hanging out is cool and everything. But when you got a DJ in there and the whole living room was packed full of people, everyone dancing. Oh, man, that was the best. so they get there and then that's more introduced to chill and groove and everyone uh shrain and sydney are there and then kids shows up and then then that they just continue starting the party and then um i like when uh uh belial's DJing and uh chill that one guy comes up

Yo, chill, chill, don't bump the table. I appreciate it. Yo, play something I can dance to when I want. Chill, don't bump the table. I'm trying to mix. You call that mixing, man, I just helped you out. Thank you. I've been there, too, man.

I never bumped the table. I stay away from the tables. But, yeah, I remember a huge fight broke out. One of my buddies was DJing, And it was mainly just all us from the high school, but then the other school shows up because my friend knows all kinds of people. They came in, same exact situation.

Bump the table and it just turned in a big-ass fight and then shut the party down and everything. Oh, man. And everybody was fighting because it was like, we don't know these guys. They're from another high school. I don't even know what high school they were from. So it was nothing. It was like, we were just grabbing fools.

I mean, I didn't, I didn't, did I need to get involved? No, but everyone was doing it. So I was right there. I was just grabbing fools. I didn't know. It just started swinging. I got clocked a few times too, but it's all right, man. But now I'm the guy that threw the house party was like, oh, fuck that everybody get out.

So I'm like, oh, man. I think it was weak, though, man. That party only was going on for like maybe about two hours before it got shut down. So, but we blame those other guys. But anyway. Oh This is when What's his name?

Groove was drinking the eight ball And the tall cans He was sitting there drinking it And they're chill like man You go, you're drinking that And he goes You're your liver is going to shrivel up like a prune And he goes,

Hey, yo kid He goes here Become a man, take some of this And the kid's like man You guys you better stop drinking that monkey oil Man's going to mess you up good And he goes, look This stuff here

Makes you a good. dick hard. Diesel. I tell my my buddy's uncle used to always say. I fuck, where is he drinking? Oh, um, the bull.

What the fuck is it called? Silver can with a blue bull on it. Slits? Is that what it was? I want to say yes. Schlitz malt liquor? Yeah, that was it. That was what he always drank.

He was always sitting outside drinking tall. hands. Yeah, man, have a drink. No, man, I'm good. Come on, man, to have a drink. Make your dick hard on it. No, good. Yeah, it would always do that or always would put some hair on your chest. Yeah, one of the two. Not in full with that malt liquor. Yeah, I drank it, but, no. Many, many sick nights. Oh, yeah, man. It was just made you sick of anything. My friend, she turned 40 years a while back. Um, and everyone just brought 40s. I was like, did you end up drinking all those? She goes, I drank a couple.

She goes, I couldn't handle it. I just, she said she just boxed them all up and I went down to the park. There's a bunch of guys. He guys want some 40s and just set it down. All that stuff used to make me throw any kind of malt liquor, fucking Alize, Cisco, Mad Dog, 22, all that. Uh, mad dog. Yeah.

my buddy's uncle was night train that shit was rough with a twist off cap that dog 2020 alzay no I'm above all that yeah I got to mix a little

little alzay and Hennessy yeah got a little couple fights every now and then yeah once the liquor got out I mean, there's this automatic fight no matter what. I mean, that's what was cool about this party. Only one guy was drinking out of this old party, and that was brew. And I don't know how many cans he had. I mean, he had a tall can of old E, but he must have been drinking.

Either he was just a lightweight or he must have had other than we didn't see, because he was already drunk. Because it kind of, it seemed like he was holding the same can throughout the night. Yeah. Earlier when everyone was dancing hella hard, I liked when he was dancing. He was fucking just swinging his ass and dancing hella hardy backed that girl up and she fell into the chair. But yeah, so that's when they were in the kitchen and then Chill asked a kid if he would show him some dance move. And then he's like, nah, I go, I guess I can't show you.

And then it grew was like, come on, man. So that's when he starts doing it. And then this is when they get into the big dance battle with, well, I liked in the beginning of it because the first of it was, it was a groove and a kid. He was doing that dance. And then that's when Sidney came up and he goes, what you doing? He goes, this ain't aerobics class. He goes, you can't do it. But then those two start, I'm watching this right now.

And then those two guys start doing it. See, I can, I mean, I love the, again, I love it. the kid and play when they were dancing and everything because they always did good routines but I never could do these complicated dance steps I mean but this groove was all fucked up man he does that spin and almost passes out or no he does pass out he falls backwards and he spun a little too hard so he fell out of the way and then that's when the play gets in and they get into their dance routine all right when I dance, I just dance.

I don't have a big routine going on. I only got my dance steps are limited. But my friend was always like this. He was the dancer of the crew. And he had routines with his friends. And I asked him one time, I said, do you guys, like, just sit at home and do your own dance routine? Yes.

No, we're not at home, but we'll go out in the garage. I'm like, all right, man, whatever. It's cool. I mean, I'm not hating on you, but I'm like, I guess if you were a dancer, but I don't know. I just throw my hand up and groove up, my bounce up and down. But this day, I mean, every time they had dance scenes in this, when everyone's in their dancing, I mean, especially right when they got to the party, man, everyone was dancing, like, hell of hard. I mean, to where they were jumping up and down doing the spins. and everything.

And even if you go to the club, I mean, there ain't that much room when there's hell of fools in there dancing. You can't be doing all these kid and play moves in this. But, of course, I mean, in the movies, everyone seems to give whoever's dancing as much room as they need.

But after they do the routine and everything, they start doing the switch. And I like this. We used to always do this in the party. Yeah. was because of this movie. When Belial's a DJ just every now does you switch and then everyone starts moving to different partners.

When Kit goes up to that one girl, I felt sorry for her. I mean, I don't know. She's kind of. Because that's who he's dancing with the slow dance later, right? Yeah. And she keeps trying to keep his eye contact.

Yeah, because he's looking over at Shireen. And she keeps that. some little off about her. Yeah, so, but just be happy someone's out there dancing with you. But I like all these songs that are in. This soundtrack is cool. What song is this?

I have to turn up a little. Oh, this is the, it's a full-force song. I think it's full-force, either too hype or something like that. I can't remember. My type of hype. Yeah, that.

I like that song. So yeah, they're all dancing hell of hard, and that's when Sidney and Chorraine goes, you see how kids all up on me, and in Chorraine's like, he was up on me so hard, I couldn't even breathe. And then Sidney's like,

hey, wait a minute. I thought you said he was young acting. He also said he was cute. Yeah, see, that was. I mean, I never did this because I, if one of my boys liked someone, And that girl was off limits to everyone else. Either he just liked her or he hooked up with them.

It was like, all right, that's it forever. I mean, she's off the list. That was how we did it. I don't know how some of you listeners do it. But if, I mean, I don't know. I was never that way. I couldn't be with someone that one of my boys was with. To me, no, she's off.

list forever. We all might have liked her at some point. Yeah. If that's your boy, then that it's, it's a done deal. Yeah. It's like, nah. Because, I mean, even now, I mean, some of my friends,

like they had, they were, they were with some of my other friends and then they're not together anymore. I mean, even if I wasn't married, I was, all right, man, you're still, we could be friends and that's it. I mean, we, and that's it. I mean, yeah. I'm pushing 50.

No, I couldn't do it. I mean, I just... Because my boys are the ones of, oh, man, how did I taste? Shit like that that you would hear. I have my dick taste. Sorry to get that graphic, but I mean, just stupid shit like that.

I mean, like, oh, man, how could you do that right after me? And I'm like, man, I never wanted to hear that. And I never did it. So, that was good. But then again, I mean, if any of my friends, I grew up with me. I love you all, but no. I just couldn't do it. Um, see how they are still.

And some of them with that mouth. Same age as me, almost 50 and I still got that mouth. No, I'm good. I mean, because even my wife, she was you ever go out with any of your friends? No. I said, you met them all. And is that what I, is that what I like? I said, that's why. No. All right. So yeah, after this, this is when the rap battle begins. Because I like when the Shireen walks up to the, hey, Belai, what's up with the mic? And he goes, I don't know, man. These guys act like they can rap or whatever he says. It looks like she was about to start rapping.

And that's when play comes over. Here, let me, let me show you how to hold this piece of steel. I'm scared of you. And then he breaks out the old school. The roof is on fire. And all the ladies, all the ladies in the house say, ow, and all that. for as corny as that sounds and everything and yeah it was it was the hit back in the day

used to do that today everyone will still scream and be hyped for you on the mic so um oh uh before before the rap battle um stabbing the gang show up and then they try to get it get into the party

but a play won't let him in he goes man he nigga wait he was like how can we can't come in man he goes no hoods at my party and then they uh i like when uh zilla kind of like oh man all right and then he like does like like he's gonna hit them and all of them so kid play uh that one do clinton and chill they're all standing at the door they did that one because zilla keeps bump and chill and chill

hey man don't touch my body that's what he got all scared and then they they pushed him outside and they shut the door and then um i know that's when they were the the the stabbing them were like, like, I smell something. I smell something. They're all looking at it. I smell pussy. And then they were like,

all the guys started looking around. Then they kind of just, they shut the door on them. And that's when the stab was like going, because it was like, yeah, he goes, look, man, he goes, he goes, he goes, that punk motherfucker behind you kid.

And he goes, if he was a real man, he'd come out here and step to me and we squatched this. So they started walking away. And then kid opens up The door goes, look You go, yeah, we would smell like pussy To a bunch of dicks And then they said, shut the door

He comes with one more after that I think. What do he say? They started walking off And he was like, Hey, stab, I'm busy with your girl On my lap. Oh, yeah.

I'd love to come out and play Too busy with your girl on my lap. And that's when they go leave And then they go back to the Jeep And then he goes, man, fuck that shit. And then he starts handing weapons to everyone. He gives Zilla a bat and he goes, all right, now I'm with this. Pee, he gives Peevi a crowbar and then he stab holds like a gas, a gas can full of gas.

And they go, what are you doing? And he goes, burning house. And I'm like, wait a minute. And he goes, now he going to a little too far. He goes, I, he was like, man, I would just thought we were going to go in there and beat some motherfuckers up, but goes not burn people up. And then that's what stabbing. And he goes, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. He goes, do I smell pussy?

And he goes, look, man, I ain't no pussy. And he goes, man, squash all that. Come on. And that's when they go back and he starts dumping gasoline on the bricks of the house. And then he goes, hey, man, who's got a light? And then this flashlight comes on. What about a bud light? And it's the cops.

So they throw them in the car. And that one cop is about to call him in. And they go, hey, wait a minute. Then he goes, don't call it in. He goes, what? Let's just take him down to the docks. And he goes, no one can hear him scream down there. And they're like, oh, man.

So they end up taking off. We go back in the house, and this is when the rap battle begins. I like this scene. I mean, other than the good 90s rap. I mean, not anything to write home about. But to be at a party like this and everyone rapping and everyone's dancing hell of hard, what I like about this, I'm watching this right now. What I like about this scene, other than,

than they're just battling, going back and forth, talking shit about each other. There's young one, young, uh, young, uh, younger, uh, closer to Balao and DJ. She's dancing hell of hard like this song is the hit. I mean, no, no disrespect to her, but she, she's, she's just there to have a good time. I think it was cool about this party. It was on a school night. And I've never been to a party on a school night that was packed like this, but I like this

scene. I mean, it's cool. Everyone's in there just dancing, having a good time and all that. And then they're done with what they're saying. I can't really remember the raps, but they basically just cutting up each other, going back and forth. So I thought it was pretty cool.

Because kids fell backwards, explains you best. So, yeah, this is when Bilal started playing slow music, and that's when he wasn't going to try to Blah went up and was talking to Sydney first. And he was, all right, let's do this girl.

And then she was, because she saw him coming. It was like, damn. And then she was like, he was all over in her face. And then she was like, I don't feel like dancing. And then he was like, come on. And he goes, just because put those corns to use. And she goes, he goes, I don't feel like dancing. He goes, there's a lot of other people in here, not dancing.

He goes, you want to know why? Because they are homely. And she goes, what do you think they're? say about you? He goes, what are they saying? And then she smelled his breath and he was like, ooh, no, Shireen and ran off. So that's when the play went up. And he's like, hey, what, just thanking everyone for being at his party ends up falling down because he trips over Groove, Grooves laying there on the floor. And he's like, oh, man, why can put the Alki at my party? So they had picks him up and chill came over. And they pick him up and take him.

Oh, right before he bumps the table one more time. Oh, that's right. That was before. Balao comes out and I'll kick your fucking heart out your chest or something. But he sees chill like that stare. He'd give him Balao. You can tell he don't want none. No, he pushed out and kind of walked away.

And that's when kid came over. Yeah, no play came over and grabbed him. He goes, come on, hey, come on help me haul this full on. And she goes, man, why do you hang out with that sucker? Yeah, because Valau came at him hell on. Look, man, you bumped the table again. I'm going to kick your fucking heart out. The chill just gave him that hard-ass stare like, bitch, please.

Oh, man. So, yeah, they end up picking up groove, and I assume he lives within walking distance. Everybody lives in walking distance in this movie. I like this. I like this. And yes, we have done this. before. They took up Groove. They took him to his house, opened

up the screen door, and basically just leaned him against the front door, knocked on the door, and ran off. Because his mom gave her the door, and he went collapsing into the house. We did that to one of my buddies's girlfriends. I didn't

like hanging out with her, because once the booze got going, and she just could not handle it. And once she got drunk, and that's when the mouth starts. Yeah. I'm like, dude, I don't know, man.

She got big booty and everything, but come on, man. I mean, it ain't worth that mouth. So she was ill-drug with that. We didn't go as far as knocking on the door and running, running away, but we put her on the porch. We did the back to the future and just set her on this week, on the port swing. And then we ran off.

As we were running, I think they heard us running down the stairs because then that's when the light came on. We didn't even look back. I just kept running. So they did that to groove. And then they go back to the house. Kid was trying to get on Charain. Because then they had that one dance and everything.

And Sydney was sitting there looking at him. No, no, no. Before, kid was asking her. heard of dance, but then she was like, nah, she was like, they were getting ready to leave, she said, but then kid turned away really quick, and then that's once the other dude came up and just took

Shireen and got her on the dance floor. So Sydney was sitting on the couch by herself, so that's when he sat down and was, come on, let's get out there and dance, but she was like, nah, I'm tired, I don't feel like dancing. Right here. I've never done this, but I feel I do feel bad

My friends used to do this all the time I mean you're trying to get with one girl But then she ends up going with someone else So then you tried to get on her friend But her friend knows You were just trying to get on her other friend So I mean Sidney wasn't even having it Because he was still like

Come on man It's the jam And she's like no So he sits there and starts talking to her and everything And they kind of just giggle around And then Shireen comes back and says down and he was like oh man i should have sat this one out too and then she goes i we're about to leave anyway and that's when kid was like no you can't leave until you give me

what you go what and he goes a dance and then she just she was like she was like all right man come on so that's they'll be feeling on my butt so then they get on the dance floor and susney's just sitting there looking at them because yeah they're they're dancing to um i'll say it was always in forever whatever that sounds called their tans into that slow song. And then that's when Belial's dancing with that one girl singing. And he goes,

he goes, man, your body feels so soft. Like a buttermilk biscuit. And he goes, and he goes, you make a motherfucker want to sing. Always and forever. He's stuck in her.

As that girl's just rolling her eye. But yeah, so end up They end up leaving No, no, no, no, before they left Shering goes, hey, I'm taking kid upstairs To get our coats and then And then we'll leave. And then Sidney's like, they go, don't be staying up there all night.

And then she was kind of hating because she liked it. So they go upstairs and then they kind of like Messing or not really messing around But Sharan was digging through the closets and everything. And that's when the kid was trying to get on her, but she wasn't having it. But while they were going,

while that was happening upstairs, um, pop, uh, kid's dad showed up. Pop, he also got stopped by the cops while he was walking because they rolled up on him,

who, hey, where are you going? And he was like, what? He goes, mine of my own business. That was a way,

we heard there was a disturbance that whatever, whatever, whatever the code is. And he goes, you might be coming from a, that disderm. that disturbance. The only one disturbing is you guys bothering me.

He just started yelling at him. So he was about to do. He was basically just going to put his hands on his, on his waist. And they fucking pulled out their guns, freeze. Goddown. A couple of bookends. And that's when they were like, they made him put his hands on his head, made him turn around.

And then they started talking shit to him. He didn't give a fuck. He was talking shit right back at him. And they were like, go home. He was like, fuck you. And they ended up driving off. And then he goes, damn. He was all man.

I knew I shouldn't have married that white woman. So he was, he started walking. That's when he showed up at the party and went into the house. And started looking for him. Where's that kid at? Where is he? And then he was looking around the room.

And that's when he saw he Zell. He goes, and you, what did he say to him? That was when he was a Jerry curl, right? Yeah, they got him credited as E-Z-E. What? Yeah, the letters, E-Z-E. He goes, look, you can't do no crimes. He goes, all I can do is follow the drip, follow the drip.

He goes, I saw that drip coming all the way in the driveway. That's what I want to do. He was like, he said, well, you go home and watch the late show pops. Why don't you just go home?

You test two, baby. And he goes, what's your name? He went, Clinton. X. He goes,

he goes, Clinton X. Why don't you go home and give me a bean pie and a pork sandwich? You old trout mouth heathen. Oh, man. He was about to go

upstairs real quick, but that's when Sidney was there. And she was like, oh, no one's a lot upstairs because they just laid down some new carpet. And he was like, oh, well, I can understand that. And he goes, he ain't up there. He's like, no. So that's when he ends up just leaving.

I'm going to go home. So he leaves. They don't want anybody with any shit on their shoes. You talking about my shoes? Did I say shit? You did so say shit. Talking about my shoes. Oh, she goes, no.

She goes, he don't want no one up there because I don't play. I don't play. I don't like playing with you kids either. And that's when he ended up leaving. That's when she went upstairs. And a kid was about to, he was hugging up all on Sharan, but she was just teasing him. And so she goes, all right. He's like, come on, man.

He goes, let's go out the back. And I'm not supposed to help play. And I don't want him to see me. And that's when she was like, well, that ain't all you're going to see if you go out the front. So then he walks them home. All the way of the projects. And then kid tries to get up on Shireen. And she's like, nope, just no begging or whatever the hell she said.

Yeah, don't beg. Yeah. So, Sidney gets all mad and she goes in and starts talking to Shireen telling me, go, why are you all up on him? He goes, basically kind of just yelling at her really quick. But, I mean, they weren't too serious because they never laughing before. And she goes, well, he goes, if you want him, he's still got to walk you home. try and take them

because I like you. We didn't even mention a young Trey from Boys in the Hood was in the scene earlier when That's right. Peanut and Pinky. Making that Kool-Aid. Because yeah, that's right.

Sidney walked over to her house and knocked on the door and Pinky answered the door. And he just, he just opened the door and didn't even say nothing. She goes, hello? And he goes, go on in there. With your big nose. Yeah. That's when Choraine came out and they were talking for a little bit.

And that's when they wanted something to drink. She was like, peanut. Why don't you make some Kool-Aid? When they were leaving the house, he was making Kool-Aid and he was dumping in the sugar. Graper red. He was dumping in that whole bag. And because of Sidney went, Tam, just looking at that, make my teeth hurt.

She was talking about that's good. Yeah. I like Kool-Aid as much as the night. next person, but not that sweet. And then never grape. Grape is not good. I don't know. I mean, I like grape. I'll take red, though.

Yeah. Any day, but I, Kool-Aid is Kool-Aid to me. I don't care, I'll drink it. But anyway, even the blue Kool-Aid. So, yeah, she teases a kid, and then she ends up going in a house,

and then Sydney's like, she ain't even trying to have it. So he's like, well, and she goes, I can get home by myself. And he was like, what's going on? You've been beefing with me all night. And that's what she was just like, and then they kind of just started giggling around. He made it home.

Made it to her house. I don't know where the projects are. I don't know where her nice big, big-ass house is, but I assume around the block or something. So he got her home. And then he was, well, they were giggling around and laughing everything. So they were hitting it off. But then he was trying to kiss her.

And then right before, he tries you go did you kiss her he went no but you wanted to oh man see that's why you don't try to get with friends man it never works out well worked out for him but it never works out

yeah well I mean he kind of worked a friend angle yeah he did so I mean I guess it worked out for him yeah because he was like well my parents are going to be home and goes all right well all right well see you later next thing you know the music kicks in or rolling around in her bed

he was hardcore he was about to get it and then she goes well you got any protection and uh well we know he asked her if she was on the pill or anything and she was like no do you have one of those diagrams and he goes that's diaphragm

and no and no sponges either and he goes well don't you have uh uh and then he went oh yeah and he pulled the rubber out of his wallet he's been in here a while and then he opened it and it was all stuck together been in here a little too long

he was he was like well he goes have you ever you know I never know and she was like don't worry about it there'll be other times

and he was like it's gonna be a long time and that's when her parents showed up and then she were they were jumping up and down she started taking her clothes off putting her pajamas on and he was like

she was like I don't know if I should stand here or no, leave or watch or whatever he said. So you better think of something. So he jumps out of the window. And that's when he, her parents roll in to see her and she's everything's all right. He took off. Oh, he ran into stabbing them again because that's when they chased him down the alley. And, um, I don't know that, yeah, they chased after him for a while because that's when he was running down.

the alley and he ran through that house when it was a I think it was a funeral because it was a guy in a casket in the living room and then he runs through the kitchen those guys in there playing dominoes and then ladies in there cooking dinner or whatever I mean it was like pretty late and they were in their cooking well I don't know so anyway so he gets through he he runs and jumps into and into a oh that's one of the dog there was a dog running after him too because Who were those two dudes? Did they just rob a house? Yeah, the guys in suits.

Yeah, one of them had a, was carrying a vacuum. The other one had a hairdryer. Yeah, and they were running down the street. That was credited as one of the, I think it was the director. I don't know who the other do. He was directed one of them. I think it was his brother. Because in the credits it says Hudlin brothers.

Okay. Yeah, I don't know which one of the director was, but that's when they had. Those two got away. They jumped on the bus. And then a kid went running. And he was in a hide into a refrigerator. And that's when that dog ran up and closed the door. I assume it was one of those old ones because once it shuts, you can't open it because he couldn't get out out of the refrigerator.

And that's when those stabbing them found him and started talking shit. And he goes, hey, man, I heard you a rapper. Then they started rapping. And right before they did anything, and then the cops show up again. and got them all this time they arrested all four of them uh oh that's when uh play when he got back to his house and he was talking to his friends up in the bathroom and that's when he found out that the the toilet was broke so he got hell of mad he goes man let you guys into my house and you dog me you break my you break my uh toilet and they were like who

what they say oh they were saying it wasn't me And he goes, he goes, there's part of that guy in the leather jacket, man. He looked like he could shit some bricks, neck like Mike Tyson. What was gross is you can hear it moving around in the water. Yeah, so he got mad because now he kicked everyone out. It just parties over. They kicked everyone out. And that's when they were like, one of the guys was like, hey, man, kids' dad showed up.

And he goes, I'm, where his kid, man? He's supposed to help me clear this. And that's he just kicked everyone out. That's when he came down the stairs with coats and just started throwing them at everyone. And then everyone was leaving. So when a kid was in jail and it was him and the other three guys stabbing them. And they were sitting there talking and then because kid was like talking to stab like look, man. He goes, look, we've been beefing all day.

Because why don't we pull together and get ourselves out of this situation? And stab was like, man, fuck you. And so he was like, man. So then that's a kid who got on the phone and he called play. Hey, man, I'm in jail. And he goes, I need you guys to come down and bail me out. And plays like, man, he goes, he goes, I ain't got no money. And he goes, you know brothers are broke.

So he's like, all right, man. He goes, I'll be down there. So he just like, all right, man. So he hangs up the phone. He turns around stab standing there and two, no, three big ass black dudes. They were also locked up in that big cell. And they wanted some kid. I guess they were going to rape him because that one guy was grabbing his ass when he was rapping.

Because he was talking that other dude. I just remember that dude. He was in Terminator. He was in the very beginning. He was a dude in the garbage truck. And he was in John Hughes movie. Weird science when they were in that ball. That guy.

And he's been in a ton of other movies. Are you in Roadhouse? Yeah, he was. No, that's not him. What hell is his name? If you guys know this movie, you know what I'm talking about. But anyway. So he was like, oh, Chino Fat Williams.

That was his name. he just went by fats yeah he was in Roadhouse he was in Action Jackson too oh that's right he was um yeah action Jackson yeah go back and listen to that long episode

yeah so he was like hey man he goes what should I do and he goes well you know any jokes and he was like no he was a Richard Pryor just told jokes to keep everyone laughing and then that's when kid gets up and starts doing his

rap, basically telling him that, don't rape me. Yeah, that was his old rap. He goes, this is the exit or no, the sign on my ass is do not enter some shit. So as he was rapping, that's when the cops

show up and say, hey man, you just posted bail. So he goes like, all right, guys, I got to go. And it's been whatever. I don't remember the Zach Ryan, but he basically told, oh, one more thing. Suck my dick and as those guys were, ah, trying to reach at him through the bars.

So, yeah, playing them guys came through, bailed him out. They all piling in the car and they head home. They go back to the projects to drop Shrain off. Play tries to get on her, but she teases him too. He gets back in the car. And everyone's looking at it. He goes, they got any lipstick on my face.

And they go, ah, and the kid and Bilau go off. Smoos a parrata. Sidney just rolls her eyes. So they take Sidney back home and kidding her start making out. I like this because I'm playing Belai. Look at out. Looking out the door watching them kiss. And then they get back in.

She goes back in the house. And then they start laughing around. And then that's when the play goes. he goes, all right, man, he goes, and he goes, give me play. What do he say? He goes, tell me everything. What color were the panties? He told me, he goes, nah, we didn't do nothing.

He was like, why? He goes, because I didn't have no protection. And he was like, wait a minute. And he goes, Cindy was down. She was down. I know this. And he goes, and I know you were down, but you weren't going to do it because you didn't have any birth control?

And he was like that. He was like, no. And he goes, he was like, man, because I just, I'm ready to be a daddy. He was like, man, so what? He goes, that's her problem. It was a movie of the times. Yeah. You're the man.

That's her problem. Yeah. You boys out there, don't do that. That's not cool. Oh, man. So they were like, oh, yeah. So he was like, he had to get home because he knew he was ass out. when he was going to get home.

I like this city. He goes, come on, we can go back to my house. And he goes, you don't know what's on the late show. He went crush groove and Beach Street. No,

he said, Beach Street and Crush Groove, whatever. And they're like, oh, man, let's go over there your house now. And then he goes like, nah,

just recorded and we'll watch it tomorrow. I ended up taking kid home. I like a lot. He goes, you know what I like? Breaking. I wonder when that shit comes on. Kid goes into the house,

sneaks into the house. He's already. he gets out of his clothes he's crawling into his bed and then his dad comes busting and he's got a belt um yeah

credits start ruling you just hear his dad spanking him with a belt and that's your movie you see that little scene I keep forgetting that scene the extra scene during the credits

with the cops goes with the beginning when the house party blows the roof off oh yeah Yeah, at the very beginning It was like a dream sequence And the house party was jumping so hard

The roof blew off So they're at the mid-credit scene I would guess The cops Those two cops Were in the parking lot The police station And then they hear something

They look up And here comes the roof of that house It comes down And kills them Basically Because you see the body's laying there But I guess it didn't killed the

cop one is what he's a very diamond didn't kill him because he was in he's in the second one so but anyway yeah they get crushed because you see that one because when the house that roof comes crashing down you see the body of that other cop laying there under all the rubble

but then then that's your movie but house party yeah a little longer than I wanted to go but that was house party I mean this this movie is awesome if you guys have HBO Max. It's streaming on there. Is this

on Blu-ray? You don't know. I have the DVDs. All three of them. And I want to say that there is a collection of all four movies. It's DVD. I don't think it's on Blu-ray.

Nope. It is not on Blu-ray. Only on DVD Fumble Party massacre. Oh shit. Do you have that one? The steel book? I try to get the steel book sold out

out fast. Yeah, I got it. Oh, man, I just want this movie. I like this movie. Not the other ones that came out after. Just the first one. You don't like the one with the guy with the drill on the guitar? No, that was the second one. Different times, everyone, 80s.

There was multiple, multiple, sequels to shit movies. But House Party, I mean, there's three more movies after this one. But this one was the one that started it off. And yeah, man, this movie is awesome. Rest in peace to Robin Harris. He passed away nine days after this movie was released. That's right, huh?

I'm also a legendary. Oh, fuck, we didn't even bring up John Witherspoon. Oh, calling the police. Yeah, he was living next door to the house and woke him up, him and laying next to Miss Purley. I don't know her name in the movie, but she's Miss Purley from Friday. I like how he's complaining on the phone with the cops and then girls walk by and he was like, yes, you do. That's some nice ones, baby. His wife was like, come on, leave them alone.

Oh, man, I'm just playing with the kids. Maybe you should get what she's got. Just come to bed, Henry. Who the hell is Henry? Yeah, he calls a guy. He calls 911. Hello, 911? Yeah, I'll hold.

Oh, man, this movie's awesome. All right, Brian, you're up. What do we got next? You know, we had to go with it. Get your pajamas ready for the pajama jammy jam house party two. A year later, 1991. Yeah, this is the college years. Yeah.

Pajama, jammy jam. A little more, a little more accurate because full force isn't in college. They just work for the college. Security guards. Ah, yes, House Party 2. Yes, everyone, come back next week. And I'm sure the week after that we'll hit House 43. So if you got HBO Max, all of them are on there.

Can't guarantee we'll hit House Party 4, though. Yeah, let me watch that. that one first. And it will decide. All right, everyone. East Society, we finally put out a new episode. So definitely go over and check that out.

And, yeah, we just dropped the wrestling returns talking about NXC takeover in your house, 2021. See the latest episode of NXT? No, I haven't. Our prediction was right. Somebody came back.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did see that part. That was one of the highlights. Yeah. If you guys listen to episode, we're talking about Samoa Joe. Really quick. Yeah, they fired him. None of this let go.

He got fired just for budget costs. That's what they were saying. Anyway, how do you think that went down? No, hey, man, here's your walking papers. Get lost. Oh, they probably. I've read some. of these people they released they sent them a text or they have they have whoever it's not like

the the top people sending the text but with samoa joe i heard triple h was not happy about him being released i was well he's not in charge he's further from the top yeah i know the nxte was like his his thing though I well it was probably triple a should went in there to talk to Vince like come on and I'm sure he talked to Stephanie come on man we need them so if Triple H is gonna want taking the credit for bringing them back cool but I mean I want to know that other than that text you're fired I mean what obviously if if triple X had the triple X triple X

Triple H had something to do triple X is stupid I was like calm calm down with these them If Triple H was one of the ones responsible to bring in Joe back, I mean, that obviously had to have been a phone call. Yeah. There's a, I'm reading a lot of rumors.

I'm reading that they're wanting Alistair back. And there's other rumors that, uh, his wife, Zelina Vega, has been spotted at the performance center. So I think they're rethinking some of these, uh,

releases. Bring back Ruby Riot. If you can start bringing people back, because there was no excuse to let her go. Yeah, and let Shotsie Blackheart be her original name. Missy high as shit.

That didn't happen. And this is the PG era. She is hot as shit. Yeah, I mean, I was stoked. And yeah, they heard you. so I'll give you the credit for bringing Joe back.

But, well, good for Joe, man. You ain't got to worry about money for a while. Because I'm sure he was like, fuck, what am I going to do? Somebody would have snatched him up. Yeah, I assume usually when everyone leaves, I mean, especially Alster Black. I mean, if he doesn't go, if he doesn't come back, definitely he'll go to AEW. Yeah, no, I know he's already going by his, uh, original name.

I think it was Tommy, Tommy End. Well, if he comes back, he's going to have to be Alistair Black. But if he goes to AEW, I ain't going to be mad at him. And yeah, the original name. That's what everyone does when they go to AEW. They just get their original names back. Yeah, I mean, he'll be okay. And he's married to Zelina Vega. So he's good.

And if she goes back to WWE, they got two two checks coming in. So they'd be all right. all right everyone yeah that's it uh easy society new episode listen to the wrestling returns and uh come back next week or and uh listen to please get not police academy uh Beverly Hills Cop 3 and yeah Wonderworld yeah listen to that one uh but everyone they did listen to it thank you so much uh I see that download number and uh yeah come back next week for house party too and uh whatever that Marky Martin movie called. Yeah, I gotta watch that one too. Anyway, just be

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