The Horror Returns - THR Presents: Stream Fiends - Ep. #22: House Party 3 (1994)

Episode Date: July 30, 2021

This episode Brian and Nez team up for a third time with hip hop duo Kid & Play to celebrate with Kid one last time before he sells his soul in holy matrimony in the 1994 comedy classic HOUSE PARTY 3.   Join the THR Presents: Stream Fiends Facebook Group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/3860579827402429 Follow THR Stream Fiends on IG: @thrstreamfiends   Join The Horror Returns Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1056143707851246 THR Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thehorrorreturns   Join The Action Returns Facebook group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776   Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns Twitter: @action_returns    Intro/Outro Music by Mixla Beats Productions https://www.mixlaproduction.com    

Uncle Vester, before you go, I just wanted to ask you something. What you need, son? Well, see, my girl and I, we get along fine. Uh-huh. But I'm just having a little problem getting her parents to like me. Parents? You want them to get it like your fault? Boy, just be yourself.

If people don't like it if you're being yourself, fuck them! Let me tell you something. I should go with a girl mouth about your age. I try to please her pep-it all the time. Without my way to please her pepena. I come in one day, I said, nice weather will have it. Say, you can't say that.

You can't say that. That it might rain. I said, nice tie you got on. So you can't say that. My wife tried to choke me with it. The point I'm trying to tell you, son, is be yourself. People don't like that you to be yourself. Fuck them.

Fuck them up against the wall. We're handcuffs on them. The crazy's doing on this. Welcome back, everybody. We are finally back with another episode of THR Presents Stream Fiends. I'm your host, Brian. With me is my brother, Nez. And I know you got them singles for Aunt Jaina Williams.

Yep, but, man, return of the Mac. So I'm back of in the game, running things to keep my swing, to let all the people know that I'm back to rock the show. It's been a minute, everyone. You listen to the last horror returns, or if you didn't listen to the last one, you better get on that. But I'm here in California, Northern California, and like last year

it just got all crazy and everything started burning up from what I understood well the first one started about 60 miles from here going south um geez

oh that one that one started by a lightning strike I was driving home one night and I was like right under the storm and it was just thunder lightning and I could see it like those bolts of lightning coming down but at that time it was dark so I really couldn't see but that next morning I was like oh man I saw the the smoke so and then that one just went crazy that was the one that took out my internet that one um I don't know exactly

where it started it was over the mountain but I can see the smoke coming over and then If you guys saw that picture I posted, that's when the flames got to the top of the mountain. Then it came down the mountain and jumped the highway on the road that I drive. One night, it usually takes me like hour 20 to get home. It took me four and a half hours to get home. I had to go all the way around the whole fire just to get home. And then I thought that was it. Nope.

The other one, the second one that's closer to me, which was probably about 50. 40, 50 miles away. I think it's, no, it started further away, but then it just, it started to spread and it got bigger and bigger and bigger. I think that one was called the Dixie Fire. From what I understand, that one got started by PG&E. I guess they were out there trying to fix something and I don't know what happened. The tree or something came down, hit the power line, and that's it. And it just spread from there.

but the other fire the first fire that took out my internet they said that took out like 20 miles of that fiber optic wire and I was like damn so we were pretty much out of the internet for like a month and I used up with my dad on my phone

quick so gotta stay on the grid at some point then the power went out uh that was I think a day or two um And that sucks because it was hot.

And I couldn't turn no fans on, nothing. I just couldn't sleep one night. I had like a magazine. I was just fanning myself. And I just fell asleep from just exhaustion because I was like, oh, it was too hot. And then the power came back on. But we couldn't turn the cooler on because it was all smoky. And then we just fired up the fans.

And that was just blowing hot air around in the house. But from what I understood. the first fire they got that one under the control. I think it's out. And the second one, it's still smoky, but not as smoky as it was from what my wife said. They said it was

under more control than it was. Because before it was just, it was wild. And it took out a lot of houses that are out in the woods and everything. And I was like, damn. So it sucks.

But they were all out there doing it. man, I saw those firefighters every day. They were in town picking up supplies going back out there. And I just hope everyone's safe. I know there in the past there's been some people, some firefighters we lost fighting these fires to protect us. And, I mean, those guys are the true heroes, man. They go into the fire to fight it. I was watching videos.

They were laughing. I was like, oh, hell, no. look like hell on earth. And they were driving on these fire trails. And they were like, whoa, watch out. And they were all laughing. I mean, I'm sure they do this all the time. So I'm like, oh, man, I couldn't do that.

I'd be anxiety attacks. And then I don't know, but I mean, I give it to them. Men and women. They were out there doing it. And I'm glad that they got these fires under, under some control. So, but yeah, that's why the reason why we didn't finish our, house parley house party house party house party uh extravaganza

so but uh wrestling returns is coming we had uh money in the bank which we'll talk about uh on the next episode but man other than that man what you've been up to oh nothing man just uh trying to get through still feeling the effects of this pandemic you know more so than other people

but hanging in here hanging in here did they ever lift the mask mandate or is it just a free for all basically if you want to wear a mask wear a mask but they're we've our cases

have jumped up so now I think they're about to change it back again yeah that's what they're doing um knowing California I don't know about this town in this town they act like it ain't happening but I know in Nevada where I work in Reno,

they're Friday, they're starting to do the mask thing again. And then everybody's, ah, everyone's flipping out. Talking about their freedom is taken away. And I'm like, so, but I don't, I've been wearing mine this whole time.

So it hasn't stopped yet. So, but got a scare from one of my friends because she thought she had it. Because one of her friends was some, I guess she tested positive. But now, my friend, she just texted me earlier today. And she said, no, I'm negative. So it's all good.

But, oh, man. Other than that, man, it's just day by day. And then waiting for winter to kick in because it's hot here. Dreadwinner. It's too cold. Too cold. Oh, really quick. I watched

that new movie on Amazon with Cape Beck and Sale Jolt. Did you watch that? Not yet. It's on the schedule. All right. And finally got a psycho Gorman or Gorman or whatever they called it. What did you think about it?

Dude, that movie was awesome. Oh, man. Now I'm going to I got to search for that steel book. Hopefully there's still some out there. It's a steel book? I think there is, unless it's an import. So I don't know. I think it was.

I was just kind of still booking around on eBay. I thought I saw one. But I'll have to go look. So nobody quote me on it. I need to get that one because that movie was awesome. I didn't know nothing about it. I just thought it was just going to be some slasher movie. I didn't know what had to do with aliens.

and all that, but man, the special effects were the best. Yeah, there was some CGI in there, but it was pretty much all practical and it was awesome. I loved it. Yeah, that guy's doing the Day of the Dead

series for sci-fi. Is that that trailer? I didn't watch the trailer yet, but is that... Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, if he does the whole practical route thing, I mean, did he write this story as well I think so did you

have you ever seen the void came out a few years ago is that the one you guys tore apart I didn't tear it apart I liked it Lance and Philip tore it apart oh you clearly tell it was influenced by the thing in Hellraiser and I guess

they didn't like that but he did he did that they did be a practical effects for that too. Okay. I mean, because the practical effects in this one was amazing. If you guys got Shudder, it's a Shudder exclusive, but I'm sure it's

elsewhere, and you can check it out there. But man, that movie was hell of good. I was shocked. I mean, when these new movies, same thing with Jolt. I didn't know what it was about. I knew Kay Beck and said it was in, and that that was enough for me. So I won't get into that one,

but it's worth to watch, everyone, if you guys got Amazon Prime. And, uh, do you check out snake eyes yet? I was going to and some shit happened and I, I still am going to even though I've heard the reviews are not great. I'm not expecting much. I just want a lot of good martial arts fighting. That's what I want.

Because I know the story is wrong. But, um, I don't know. I don't know why they're kicking it off with snake eyes, but all right. We'll see where it goes from there. Yeah. But House Party 3, 1984. 94. Yeah, 94.

I'm sorry. Was this your pick or mine? I don't remember. This was your pick. All right. And also four and five. I'll get to that in a minute, everyone. But House Party three.

His basketball party. This is all we want. Some chicken wings, hot dogs, and a case of 40s. You get that? First of all, you need. to go gargle. Funky.

Man, my name is stinky. Stinky. Stinky, funky smell hella bad. It's all the same. Kid who you play. Tisha Campbell. D.O.C.

Bernie Mac. House Party 3. I ain't scared you. I ain't right of key. I'll get one of you. A film by Eric Meza. Rate it on. After more than,

more than their share of exploits, best friends kid in play are growing up. Kid is marrying his girlfriend, Vita and players trying to survive. in the music business, but they face major hurdles in their maturation. Yeah. Processes while play. Plains at Bachelor Party handles some rigorous younger cousins and deals with their arrival.

Deals with the arrival in town of kids' ex-girlfriend. He also tries to bring success to a new female rap group called Sex is a Weapon. Okay, that one was See what IMDB Excuse me Kid after a lifetime playing the field Is about to get married Play plans

Throwing the best bachelor party ever Until kids three Kids three wisecracking nephews Come to town Intent on showing them What parties are all about I don't like that one Okay

But kid was not playing the field For a lifetime No One girl Yeah and he was sprung on that So I take it this one was after college Because he didn't Even well I guess they did mention college

But then I don't know I don't know maybe he just went for a little while and quit But I don't know He did college to do exactly what play wanted him to do Before he went to college I didn't get it So There's no continuity in this series

everyone but this is directed by Eric Menza not sure what else he is done but of course kids stars Kid and Play Tisha Canba Sidney she comes back Angela Means

As Vita that was a kid's fiancé The hip hop Soul group I know they sang to R&B group Immature Marcus and I don't even know

the other two guys Bernie Max in this A quick cameo by Chris Tucker This is the early early Chris Tucker Before he was Chris Tucker Michael Koliar I think that's his name

He plays show vote Katie Lester TLC Tion Tibaz Watkins Rosonda Chili Thomas And Lisa left eye Lopez

Rest in peace RP And then a bunch of other people Dave from Real World Season 2 Oh that's right Yeah David Edwards He was stinky

Duh Yeah I think it was When they were in L.A So I think it was that one Yeah when he got kicked off For dragging the one girl Off the bed by her blanket And I guess she was in her underwear underneath

And They made a big deal out of it Yeah it went from there But I don't know I don't want to get into that, but the cameraman, if they would have thought it was bad, they should have jumped in and stopped it, but they just kept filming. And I don't know.

I mean, that was a long time ago, but I remember her laughing about it when he was dragging her. Yeah, but then I think, I don't know. She just got all bent that shape. Not to say it was right. She's a basketball wife now on that show. I know she tried to be a singer, and I don't know what happened to that. We also got Anthony Johnson, Ezel. He's one of the butchers, the ex-con catering, and Frislove.

He was also one of the other dudes. And then there was another guy, but I don't remember. House Party 3, what did you think of this one? Not my favorite out of the trilogy. And I do say trilogy because I don't recognize the other two. it's it's okay i mean it had its moments but you know you're missing martin you're missing full force i mean we do give uh burning mac and burning mac is always great every time he shows up but i just i didn't i didn't really know i think that this was necessary this whole

story because like like we said before he he was in college in the second one and then he's doing what he was doing before he was going to go to college. So it seems like the whole thing for number two was worthless or out of place or something. And yeah, it's pretty much just him trying to have a bachelor party. And at the same time, trying to sign sex as a weapon to their, I don't even know, they don't even have a label. They're trying to sign them to other people's labels, which I don't understand. Are they managers or what are they? I just, I think kid or not kid, play was just being play,

trying to hustle and make that money. I guess instead of being two rappers, they wanted to be show promoters and manage all these groups and then take them on tour. But this one, I mean, it's fun. Yeah, it's got parts. Some of it I was, yeah, okay. But I mean, the little boring parts were just trying to move the story along.

But it was just a big old cast of funny characters. I thought everybody in it was funny. I wasn't an immature fan. And the little bits that they were in, they were funny. Bernie Max stole every scene he was in. Showboat. He was funny every time he came on. the screen as well as the ex-con caterers.

They were funny. David said a few good lines. I just did not like Vita. She got on my nerves. She had a deep voice. Yeah, she just kind of got up my nerves. I don't, I don't know, man. That was pretty quick to fall in love with someone.

In a matter of years, I mean, not like a bunch of years. years. They just say a year. And then he's already wanting to get married. But, I mean, to each his own. This one, it was funny. I liked it. It makes me laugh every time I watch it.

We actually saw this when I was in, we were in Arizona, in Phoenix. And there was one of those dollar theaters. So we go, hey, let's go see this one. So we're like, oh, cool. And when you go to those dollar theaters, it's, it's hit and miss on how the place is. and everything. But this was probably the worst dollar theater I ever been to because, I mean, the picture looked cool and it was a nice theater.

It wasn't all super ghetto, but the sound sounded like you were watching it at a drive. And if any you older listeners, if you remember those little speakers when you went to the drive-in that you took off the little pole and stuck it on your window and listened, it sounded like that through the whole movie and I was like am I the only one hearing this but my buddy was what did you speak man it was a dollar I'm like all right so I mean once we got into it I kind of just let it go

but yeah but this one was funny like I said all the characters in it and this story was just kidding play still trying to do the music stuff and promote other groups. But the main story was kid was getting married to Vita and play wanted to throw him his last big house party, bachelor party, a bachelor party really in a hotel. And then all the hijinks and shenanigans began. Inmature, I think they just came in, I guess for the wedding.

Yeah, they were the cousins. Yeah, they came in for the wedding, which is probably a couple of days after the bachelor party. But then, yeah, instead of Martin, that's when they brought in David, stinky, to be, or it was a kid's cousin to replace Martin. They needed that third guy to make everyone laugh. David Edwards he is a comedian I've just I've just seen him in real world this and he had a quick little

scene and half baked and I don't know where he went oh yeah boo this man that's the old those are only these are the only three things that I've seen him

I think he had a set on deaf comedy jam Yeah, I was just about to say that. I saw one of his quick little sets he did. As far as the jokes, I don't remember. I mean, watching his stand-up, I don't remember anything. Because a little bit they showed on Real World, it was just, it wasn't much.

They had to be PG. They didn't have the cuss words and everything. So, but I do remember when this movie was coming out, kid in play had an interview with some show I was watching and they said yeah Martin's not in but we got David the guy that got kicked off the real world so that was the way they said it too so I was like all right cool good zee's doing something but oh also a quick little cameo from um I think it was action returns yeah when Beverly Hills Cobb was action returns wasn't it

yeah all right he's the one of the action returns uh alumni gilbert godfrey he came in really quick for a quick seed um but yeah so while they're well they're trying to plan the the the the bachelor party and then vita is going to have her her bridal shower when her i hated her cousin i did not like her cousin that was twice her age yeah she was in it was a show I remember and she was like a crack kid I mean the story was it was one of the stories was about her character and she was just trying to get off of drugs I cannot remember the show but she just got on my nerves and she acted like she was all that she was not fine but

I mean but who am I but it was funny I mean so that was pretty much the the stories of them trying to do it. Tisha Campbell came in, but just for a little bit. But she was brought up because that scene when immature gets to the house and they're like, oh, they're meeting kids, fiance, Vita. And one of them goes, hey, kid, whatever that one big booty girl you went to college with. Tisha Campbell does not have no big booty.

Yeah, even that, even though that one chick, Vita's cousins said that when they, when they were talking to her in that little store. And then when she was late, when she goes, her booty ain't that big. I like teacher camel, but no. I thought Vita was really pretty. I just didn't like her voice. And she got on my nerves.

Good. Kid. Yeah. But along the way, I mean, the one part that was funny that there was dealing with David is when Vita told kid that, yeah, they're going to throw me a little bachelor. the rap party. So, and there's going to be a dancer there named Night Heat.

And when playing and we're driving by, they drove by some theater. And they said, I kid was like, hey, man, we got to pull over. How are you need to check this guy? That's a guy that's going to be dancing at my baby's party. And he goes, I got a scene. And players, we didn't got time to check out the competition. And David was like, oh, man, he goes, you know who that is? And he goes, that's Henry Charles.

I think that's what his name was. He goes, I went to school with him. And he goes, man, you know he's from Africa. He goes, he's living large, man, like, Shabba. And he was, how do you know? He goes, yeah, took shower. He was in my gym class, took a shower with him. And he goes, man, if your girl gets a, gets a look at that, it's over.

He had, he had his funny parts. They were also dealing with another, I take it this guy was just a promoter. Yeah. It wasn't all right. And showboat, that guy was funny too. I mean, I liked every time he came on and he had this like cruel women that were like trained killers, I guess. I thought they were funny. But some kid in play was supposed to bring or have on their label, I guess, sex as a weapon, TLC.

and they were going to kind of basically sell them to show to sell them to show both I mean not sell them but like do business with them take them on tour and all that and show bowl was like yeah I mean goes sex is a weapon I got a tour for them tour the Chitlin circuit I think that's it's and he goes a group like sex is a weapon was set that motherfucker off so they're like all right man we'll give us three G's and it's a deal And show he was like, he goes,

I'm the man. I'm the man. Why I got to go through you? Kid, you ain't nothing but a sucker MC. No, play you ain't nothing but a sucker MC. And kid,

your jelly and shit. And sticky. I think the name's sick thing for itself. I mean, showbo, he ain't wrong. I didn't understand why he had to go through them. Yeah.

I mean, but I mean, showbo was just straight pimping. I mean, and the shit that he said to him, he was like, and he was real. He goes, he was like,

my daddy always said, don't trust no one but your mother and then cut the deck. Fuck that. You get my money. Because he was telling me, look, you could talk about my mom.

He could talk about my mama. You can steal my jewelry, but don't mess with my money. And that's real right there, everyone. It don't matter who you are. You don't mess with nobody's money. I mean,

you guys be mad if someone came in and was taking half of your check and you just busted your ass for us. I mean, you don't fuck with anyone's money. So, but he was all about the streets and he was about getting paid. He even had that big neon sign behind him. Let's get paid. But at this point, I mean, earlier, right before they met him,

they did have a quick little meeting with sex as a weapon, TLC. And they just didn't, they couldn't do it. I mean, they were like, no, because, they were good there kid and player were telling look man you're going to get this much money and that's it and sexes weapon was like now we've been dealing with thing with like cold blood or whatever cold blood management we've been dealing with them and they were going to give us a part of the a part of the door and our own designer and fucking hook us up in hotel suites and all that shit and kid and players like well we can't do that and they go

Well, here's the itinerary. And they were reading off these crazy-ass cities, like Stemback Alabama and shit like that. Don't forget outfits were going to be made by Aunt Lucy's fashions. Oh, Lucy. I mean, she was crazy. Aunt Lucy was kids in. Yeah.

She was old, and she was just starting to lose it. So, she was funny every time. She came on the screen. And, but the sex is a weapon is like, nah, your deal is no good compared to cold blood. So we're going to go with him. So they're like, man, fuck. So they still weren't sure what they were going to do. But by this time, they already took the showboat's money, gave him three grand.

And they were going to, he's supposed to have them. But they're like, damn, what are we going to do? And I'm like, well, fuck it. Don't worry about it. We're going to have your party. and then, well, we'll worry about it later. I didn't know. I mean, the thing that was, it was funny about it,

it was like, yeah, Showbo gave him the money, but then he wanted his money back, like, instantly. I mean, other than, okay, present sex as a weapon for his tour, but every time he came on the screen, he was like, where's my money? Yeah. The tour didn't even start yet. Yeah, you want him to.

you want him to, you want them to deliver the artist and have your money. Yeah. I was like, what was the money for then? Exactly. But they took that money and used it for a kid's bachelor party at some hotel. They hired a,

they hired us, some stripper name, Anjanin Williams. We'll get to her in a minute. They hired her. But all, all during all this, immature,

those three, little guys, they pulled a fast one. This one, Gilbert Godfrey. I'm jumping all over the place, everyone. They flew in the town, and they went up to a customer, a baggage service, and said they lost their luggage. And so they filled out of form and everything. Gilbert Godfrey is being Gilbert Godfrey.

And then they were like, all right, well, we'll send you some money for your luggage. I mean, I don't know if they'll send you that much, but I do. I do know if your bags miss and we find it and then we get it to you, I think they pay them some small amount of money. Nothing, I think like a hundred bucks, I think. Don't quote me. Because I know they have to pay the customer for losing their bags and everything. But I'm not sure if every airline does that,

but for some reason they got like a ton of money for the three bags. that lost. Also, they had time to take their actual luggage and go hide it. I know. Not like just right outside. That was like on the other side of the parking lot in the bushes. And

LAX, I don't know, man. There's cameras everywhere. I mean, you see three little black kids throwing luggage in the bushes. I'm sure someone's going to see it. So, their money finally came. And then And what's his name

showed up? Chris Tucker What was his name? Johnny Moong, Johnny Boo's Yeah. He came up and go, hey,

what's kid and play at? Because he was the one that was going to bring An Jaina Williams, a stripper to the Bachelor party. And they were like, oh, well,

kids said you were coming by and they said to give you this, give you the money, if you can pop this check. and Chris Tucker was like, let me see it, let me see it. And he goes, no, where's the money at? And he goes, oh, hold on. And he starts digging in his pants trying to pull out money.

Oh, I got money. I got money. Hold on. He started pulling out of his money. And he did, this is the first time I heard this, but I've noticed in his earlier standup, he always said this. And he also said it in, what was that movie with Charlie Sheen? Money talks.

Yeah. Yeah. He was going to hand him that check and it was like, same time, same time, I don't know you. This is another transaction. I don't understand. He was there for the money, right? Uh-huh. He just cashed a check.

He still didn't get no money. Yeah. I was like, okay. I mean, a lot of plot holes in this in this movie every one, because I was like, Yeah, I mean, yeah, they, I don't know how much that check was, but it had to be a few hundred. I know that. So, yeah, okay, we'll give you this check and you give us money and he's still left with no money. Because he was like, man, because I owe people over here and I hope I had to go get money over here.

And I came to get money right here. That was the only part he was in, but he was funny. I mean, this was an early, early Chris Tucker. he wasn't the superstar that we know him today is he still a superstar uh in my eyes yeah he can't be because that last stand-up's show on Netflix

was no good did you watch that no watch part of it and I shut it all yeah I didn't even finish it I was like come on man just do another do rush hour four before uh Jackie can't do it anymore yeah we're going to have to do those so those little guys

were getting ready to try to plan their party but they did come to see if they can get in the music business as well but kid and play just didn't want nothing to do with them and then this is when Uncle Vesta showed up the great Bernie Mac rest of peace

he shows up And he was a kid's dad's brother. Yeah. So, I mean, I liked all this when he shows up and just being Bernie Mac and talking to little kids. And Al-Luzy didn't even know who he was. So she was being all while. But when the kids all left, kids sat down and had a talk with him. That was a clip I played the beginning.

about, he was like, yeah, man, I'm just not sure what to do to get her parents to like me. And he was like, boy, he goes, just be yourself. If people don't like who you are, fuck them. And that was real too right there, man. That's how I am, man. Fuck shit. Some parents or whoever don't like me, I don't get a fuck, fuck them. I've always liked that line.

I've actually used it a few times. I mean, to my older son with his relationships. And I mean, my parents don't like you, man. Fuck them. So. But that was true. He was at least, he was straight up with him. I liked him.

He goes, man, I sure miss your dad. And he goes, yeah. And he goes, yeah, I miss him too. He goes, yeah, he owes me $150. But, oh, after that day, he went to. Um, well, play was still trying to, uh, figure out, um, uh, the party, uh, plans and everything. And while they were talking, uh, it was play kid and, uh, stinky. Uh, they were talking about, uh, play mentioned the kid that, um, Sydney was back in town.

So, uh, he goes on, I know you'd like to wax that one more time. And Vita was down, was upstairs and she, she heard, uh, them talking. But when they went outside and the door shut, that's when kid goes, nah, I'm not about that. Vita's the only one for me. And fuck all that. But all she heard was you wanted to get it again. So she took that and ran with it. Later, excuse me, later that night, they went to Vita's parents' house. What is that guy's name?

He's, uh, Rolando Ray. He's a, he's a comedian. He was he was in Friday and a bunch of other movies He was What's his name? Um

I always remember What's the guy that got knocked out? Oh DJ Pooh Yeah What was his name? I don't remember Damn

I know he's gonna go Cry in the car though Yeah That was what Dee You wasn't too old man No I also remember him from a white man can't jump

when the dude tried to rob the liquor store and he was like, Raymond, is that you? He was a liquor store guy, that's right. He was also comedian. I remember seeing him on deaf jam and all that.

The mom uh, damn, she had a cool name. Simply Marvelous. Yeah, she's also a comedian. Yeah. Yeah. I,

I'm not sure if I'd seen her stand-up, but she was funny in this. But they were rich because they had a nice big house. But, man, they weren't rich. They worked and earned all the money, is what he was saying. So it was Kid Vita, Aunt Lucy, and Uncle Vesta. They went to the house. I like right before they left. He was like, hey, man, you ain't Patty to Uncle Vester.

hey man just yeah let's go over there and do this and uh he goes hey you ain't packing and uncle he goes he goes we're talking man man he goes hey i'm gifted man i'm hung low stay out of my personal business so as i go over there they're sitting down there eating uh eating dinner and uh to uh vita's dad starts grilling a kid talking about well what do you what do you what What's your line of business and told him that music business isn't the way. And I worked hard to get everything we got here. And she was with her mom and dad. I just don't want you guys to struggle like your mom and I did.

And then the kid was trying to explain to them, yeah, well, we're going to sign these guys. And assign this group called Ross Posse. They showed them performing earlier. Is that a real group? Yeah, I don't think. They was called Ross Posse though. Oh, okay. Because I liked the little bit that they showed when they were up there rapping at some show.

And what were those three blind rappers called? I don't know. They didn't even show them before. All these movies were slap sticky. But when those three blind rappers were leaving and two got in the car and one was sitting on the hood with a big giant stick. A little loud big one, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the blind people use.

I was like, all right. So they were, they were sitting there in that, in that dinner and, um, the, Vita's dad was just fucking firing on him. And, uh, they asked, uh, what's your line of business? He goes, I'm an artist. And he goes, what kind of art do you do? He goes, I don't know, like kitchens and walls and shit. shit like that.

I liked when they were talking when his wife was talking and she was like, oh, finger paints. And he went, oh, I knew I knew you. He was boy. He goes, your wife back in the day could suck him meanest. He goes, I know you know, man.

You're a lucky man. That's my whole. I mean, my wife you're talking about. Because they just started firing on each other. And then they're even And Aunt Lucy was just trying to eat, and they were firing on her, too. Like, it was like, oh, I even remember your name.

I used to call you jawbone. And Vita's like, kid, are you going to let you? Yeah, your uncle talked to my parents that way. And he's like, what do you want me to do? And she goes, oh, and he goes, you're not thinking about that. You're thinking about getting with Sydney one more time. And he was like, what? And she goes, I heard you in Stinky.

are you playing stinky talking? And he was like, what? And then, well, what's his name? showed up at the window. Uh, play. He was not going to go. And they said, play's at the window. So kid went over there and started talking to him.

What are you doing? And he goes, man, we got to get showboats his money. If he doesn't, he's going to kill us. And then, uh, showboating them showed up. Yeah. The, yeah, the two of his women carry playoff. Yeah. It didn't get no money from him.

But, I mean, yeah, you want your money, but the tour didn't even begin yet. I'll get you giving them this money. Maybe the money was for show. I guess. Like, this is what you get after. So they were just screaming and yelling, and that Vita's dad pulls out his gun and goes, I knew I should just expect some shit like this from you riff-wrath. And he pulled out his gun and started shooting.

in the house. He goes, I want to get all you motherfuckers. Get the fuck out of my house. And he goes, I want to put a cap in your ass. And I'll definitely put a cap on her old ass. And Vesta was like, punk motherfucker. And they got up and they got them all out of the house. Oh, right before that, um, uh, uh, Vita's mom was fucking going off. And he had Uncle Vester why don't you shut up with Hageel? And she went, what? And he goes, who are you talking to you?

I'm talking to you. And he goes, if I'm a witch hessel, your mama's a witch hessel. Oh, my mama's dead. Now I've got to cut you. That's the rules. Cut you.

That's when the dad pulled out of the gun and started shooting in the air. I was like, damn. The fucking dinner just fell apart. And they were like, yeah, everyone packed up and left. And Vita,

I assume she'd just forget, kid about because he was like I don't want nothing to do with her fucker uh Sydney you know what he's talking about so the day comes the bachelor party the bachelor party's there uh nothing against big women but there was a bunch in this party because when they got there they were like a kid was like is it my imagination or is there a lot of big women here and it play was like man This is Stinkies crew, man.

This is his thing. This is his people. He showed out. I assume he just told them all because they all showed up. It was a bunch of big women in there dancing. And the caterers, they showed up. And they wanted their money too. They got, oh, earlier, when kid and play,

and they went to the caterer, the ex-cons catering. And it was Ezell. If you guys remember him from Friday. and whatever that other dude's name was. They were like, all right, man. He goes, what do you want? And he goes, what do you want? Some chilling, some spam?

What the fuck you guys want? And he goes, you could just give me a kick, give me some chicken wings in a case of 40. And he goes, you need to go gargle, funky. And he goes, my name's stinky, all right? And they were going back and forth. They go, stinky, funky, smell hell of bad. And they started going off on each other. But then play was like, look, man, I just want to make my order.

And then they were getting the Ezel. That's the only thing I know this. He was telling him, he was like, look, man. He goes, if you got it like that, why don't you pay your brother now? He didn't say that. He said another word. But. So.

And he goes, you got my food? He goes, maybe you got my food. And then that other dude was talking. They were just talking shit back and forth to each other. And he goes, man. they mentioned someone I think they mentioned showboggled

man we had him in fucking and some draws like cleaning our cell or whatever that we're saying to him and they were going back they were going back and forth on each other

and kid was like here man just just take the money so I guess they just gave them half the money so when they showed up to the party they wanted the rest of their money and I go hey man

he goes well where's the food he goes we ain't set enough until we get the rest of our money. And that's true too, man. I mean, you fuck, you want all your money before you start fucking feeding everyone. So that one big dude, Big Duky, the third guy that was with him, he was holding up David against the wall.

And they were like, what? And he goes, where's my money? He goes, well, since you ain't got it, man, we're going to take these oddie dazes, his partial payment. And they were going to steal his shoes. And then the police showed up. Or no, they just came walking in out of the elevator. And they're like, oh, what's going on here?

Nothing, man. Just trying to help my man out with his shoes. It's like that sometimes. Sometimes you get your shoes taken. I was dying. The first time I saw this, I, like, missed everything else that happened after that. When he would take these oddidas, this partial appointment. And that's when I lost it.

So the party is going, they came in and set up. But the food. but like no one no one could eat yet because Bernie Mac came walking in and he's like oh man he goes he tried to grab a plate and he's ill slammed the cleaver down he goes and on the plate to stop him and I'll go over the what the fuck is your problem putting in this faith he goes man this food ain't paid for no one ain't eating until I get the rest

of my money and then invest he goes well those get let those cops eat and he goes yeah they got guns and we got warrants pimp daddy Anyway, you make a good point. I like when the police walked there, because there was some other comedians. What's his name? Eddie Griffin and Joe Torrey.

Chicago. Chicago. What happened to him? I don't know. I know his brother got kind of big for a while. Was it Guy Torrey? Oh, okay. Because, yeah, he was starting to come up and it just disappeared.

Yeah, I remember Joe Torrey. whole act was he'd go after people in the crowd he was a little short guy too man but he was pretty buff but I'm sure he could throw them hands and throw them hands with Tupac

that's right he got knocked out and fucking well no he hit her through his brush too yeah damn Gina King she was rolling her eyes

what she was riding down. The fuck you do take steroids? I was like, he have nothing to say either. It's got men hit her. Don't hit women, boys. So they were

in there like, man, well, what's that's when they were like, what the fuck, man? What's up with all these big chicks in here? And at the Bachelorette party, some cop showed up.

And he was getting ready or a Razvita says she had some unpaid parking tickets and they were like what she got handcuffed and the guy came in all right ladies all you all stand back and I don't remember what he said something like it's party time and he started taking his clothes on that was

night heat he was a stripper and he came in and sorry about the screaming everyone he came in and started dancing and everybody was going crazy and then what does his name showed up showbo

showbo looking for kid and play. And then they were like, what are you doing here? And he goes, man, uh, Vita's cousin. What the hell was Vitas cousin's name? Um,

was it Janice. Janelle. Janelle. Yeah, Janelle was like, she goes, what are you doing here? They ain't no men allowed at this party.

He goes, well, there's a man right there. And she goes, he doesn't a man. He's a god. He goes, he was like,

what? You could ask for money back. And he jumped up on that little stage time to get his clothes off. said they must be making God small these days. He was up there dancing while was it two laugh crew or Luke one of them

one of those songs was fucking blasted in there and they were in there dancing around and those ladies didn't give a fuck man they were shoving money and showboats in his drools that's what they were like, you gotta get out so she kicked them out

and um oh while all that was happening. Immature was having a party at the house. I don't know how I don't know how they told everyone,

but then the camera came rolling in outside and there was fucking hell of people at the house. Cars parked in the lawn and all I remember is they told like two young girls. Yeah, the next thing you know, the next thing you know it's

a full on house party. Yeah, they had hellful of that house. And they were like, man, where's the food ads? And they, because they told, oh, uh, the Ezel called the house earlier and said, hey, man, where's, where's play at? And he's got my money. And he's, oh, he goes, well, bring the money over here and we'll give you the rest of your money. And then, but he was like, nah, he didn't believe that. So they went and set up. So I'm immature, those guys went to the, to the hotel and told the care of, look, man, showed him his big old water money. He goes, come to our house and you'll get paid. So they pack.

up everything and I took all the food over there. Did they get paid? Our question, if they even got the rest of their money. I don't know. I mean, I guess. There's a lot of people not getting their money in this movie. Oh, no, right before immature came, they were, they were going to, kidding, those guys were going to throw on some porn at the part of the Bachelor

party. And then they were like, all right, man. So they threw it in. All right, here it is. then it was fucking the first teenage mutant ninja turtles I like that you got look at these punk motherfugglers

would be watching some shit like this but I don't know why all the the ladies were eating watching turtles just like gathered around the TV like they were fascinated yeah so they go back to the house

and um Marcus brought in a plate to Aunt Lucy she was in her room upstairs watching the porn and then as they were coming and she turned she turned it off and he goes what's all that noise down there oh just some friends came over for uh kids the bachelor party and he goes and she goes then what's this movie you got me watching he goes teenage mutant ninja turtles she goes i ain't no turtles that's ass because on the screen you just see the picture of some there someone's ass just going up and down on

somebody. It was like the whole movie. So they go back to the party at the hotel. And then they're like, all right, man, we got a surprise for you. They're wheeling out this big huge boom box. And then they open it up and this other big lady comes in there. She's in there dancing around. Kids like, oh, fuck. Sticky was going off too.

He was loving it. So, um, oh, uh, kid just kind of, I guess wanted to, uh,

some fresher breath there. So he goes out in the hall. And this is when, uh, Sydney shows up and they kind of talk for a minute. And she's like, oh, my parents upstairs for anniversary party.

And I hear you getting married. So hey, congratulations. And she kind of just gave him a little friend kiss. But, um, Vita and, and Jenner.

now showed up and they saw kid or sydney kiss kid so they start going at it for a little bit um vita's going ah kid kid kid but janelle kind of just like you know what and he goes look trust him he's a good guy don't let him get away just kind of get that thing so she kind of goes back and says she's sorry to kid. And he's like, I don't want her. I want you. We want to get married. Da-da-da-da. So they're like, all right. But then Uncle Vester, he, he got, no, he called the house to see what to check on on Lucy.

And that's when he found out there was a party going on. So he went over there. And then David came walking around the corner and said, hey, man, your uncle Vester's on the phone. So he goes over there and hands. What's going to? on. He goes, man, he goes, you guys need to get back over here. Everybody and the mama's here tonight. And he goes, including the law and the police were at the door, telling everyone that they

need to stop the party. So kidding those guys, they all go racing over to the house. And they were, the cops were still there. And they were kind of talking about, hey, man, look, man, because my man's having a bachelor party and this is his last send off. Come on, man. And play was like, you guys married and they're like yeah it goes come on man you remember your last night of freedom before you got locked down so the cops were like all right man just kind of keep it down but you can't keep no house party down so they go in and then this is when immature and those guys were in there rapping and singing and uh everybody was like they were like oh man he goes how can these three little knuckleheads have a hyper party than uh then than ours and they're like oh man so that's when showbo

shows up and they were like he wanted his money like he pull a knife on kid and handed him up and then they were like all right man but then Shobo heard immature and they're singing and he's like who is this and he goes man this shit's on he goes oh that's immature we just signed them we were getting ready

to call you so you can come over so he kind of looked at them and then this is when play came walking up with sex as a weapon he goes here they are as planned and they just kind of said yeah that guy Cold Blood was a crook. We heard him how he did those three blind rappers dirty. So here they are.

So the showbo was like, he was happy. The tour was going to go on. And he goes, well, here's, why did he want more money? Because he ended up giving, Chilbo had ended up giving play more money. For immature.

Oh, that's right. Which, so. I don't know how the, I don't know how finance is work in this movie. I don't know. And I just got to say real quick, we didn't mention how earlier

Chili from Sex as a Weapon TLC was throwing it at fucking kid. Yeah, he was. As she was. She still, to this day, looks like that. Oh, yeah. It's like they didn't age one bit. So, I mean,

I don't know if I would have one with Bita. I don't know Vita was the one. Yeah. Chili was throwing I mean, I'd have to rethink rethinking. I remember they had a reality show

when they were trying to find a third singer for their group, which... Yeah, I remember. I don't think it went over that good with people. Yeah, I was thinking that too. I mean, I was like that

out of respect for left eye, I think they could have just maybe just been Tebas and Chile and that was it And then just continued to do more singing and everything But I don't know

Because I know they were supposed to come play in Reno But then the world fell apart So I Because we were getting ready to go to that I'm like shit I wonder if it's just them to Or do they bring someone else? I don't know But

So of course Kid can't be a house party without kid and play Getting on the mic So they all jumped on the mic and they were hyping everyone up. T.R. Left eye, she jumped in and did her verse for the song and then she gets married and then movie's over. But, I mean, it's funny. This movie is just a bunch of funny parts. And there's some parts of drug throughout it. But, I mean, overall, I do. I own all three of these films and I love them.

but they're all streaming on HBO Max so why not all right let's flash forward to 2001 I was about to ask you are we doing it yeah just really quick house party for down to the last minute I'm just reading one synopsie John John Harris says he's a ripe opportunity for a major party when he snags a job

house sitting for his rich uncle Charles only two guys from immature come back Marcus and whatever the other dude's name was he was the guy with the eye patch in the house party three

the one with the kind of blonde dreads not the little Filipino kid which was not even a group after the third movie came out yeah this this was just say your Ferris Bueller's Day off rip on.

Yeah. It was, Marcus talking to the camera and pretending to be sick and getting his boys to come over to the house so they could throw a party and call over some record execs. And had a sister that was just hating for no reason whatsoever. Yeah. And they even did the, Marcus dressed up as his girlfriend's mom and showed up to get her out of school.

I was like, what the hell is going on in this movie? And it's not even the same characters from the third movie. I was like, that doesn't even make sense. And I was like, who said this was all right? Written and directed by Chris Stokes. I don't even know who that is. Okay, I get it. He's the, he's like the manager of like Marcus Houston and what's that other

group B2K like all them groups so he's like the the main guy making all the deal so that that probably made sense he probably went to new line and was like oh I you know I still represent Marcus Houston and we can do another house party movie and it was probably like sure why not

this one was terrible it was just it didn't even look good I mean I don't know if they used videotape or what man it looked like shit and it wasn't even funny I mean the only ones that were funny in this

is when uh Jamal and Jared Mixon show up uh Jared Mixon was um as he Shantay Jr. and uh meet myself and I read and uh

Jamal Mixon was um Hercules Hercules and uh 34 Fetian They were playing chicks in this. They were funny when they were on the screen.

But other than that, man, this, this movie was no good. What's her name? Sugar, Kim, Whitley. She showed she was in it. I think this was her first movie. Yeah, you had parents from Sister Sister. Yeah. Oh, my God.

This movie was terrible. When Marcus Houston, he could sing, but he cannot act. it was just i was just like oh my god i it was the first time i'd watch this and i i was dreading the whole thing it was just stupid um yeah he was his rich uncle's house and that's where they're going to throw the party and and it was dumb and then the very very last thing they said him and marcus and his sister they were like sequel and nope you didn't get none of that

this movie was terrible don't even don't even don't even even watch it. It doesn't even need to be in this house party saga. I mean, there was a sequel, but not with them. Oh, no. Yeah. Let's flash forward to 2013, which I didn't even know this one existed. You brought it up. House party. Not even five. It's just house party to nice the night. And they have the nerve. The nerve. the nerve to put I mean they're they're on

they're barely on the cover but kid and play yeah you don't you don't get until like what is it after credit scene yeah were they like producers I don't know

this one Chris is ready to head to college but he'll leave his best friend and the girl he's had a crush on since second grade so he throws one last party and turns into a hilarious disaster.

This stars Tequan Richmond. You guys know him from, he was the older brother and everybody hates Chris and I don't even know anyone else in this movie other than kid and play.

This one, there was more of a budget. It looked better than House Party 4. It had more funny parts in it. I was able to sit there and laugh and

not like roll my eyes through the whole movie. Comedy was a little bit more, more raunchy in this one. Yeah, it was. I mean, the part that made me laugh at a hell of hard was that one nerd guy. Did he get raped by that big girl? No, he, he, he accepted every second of that. Okay, but I was laughing at the next door neighbor.

Now, she was trying to rape that boy. Yeah. I mean, it's, it's the listeners, it's not funny because she was, praying on a young, well, he was 18. But just, just her trying to, like when she was trying to go down on him on the dance floor, and it was just like slow motion, her mouth was open and it was just like, oh. Yeah, I was like, what the hell's going on? I think it was Rolanda Watts.

She played the neighbor. Yeah, he was 18. So he is legally an adult. And she was a little weird. she's been waiting on him to be 18. Yeah, she was like checking him out, basically watching him grow up. Yeah, that was like, okay.

But yeah, his buddy, I don't even know what his buddy's name was in this. I don't see a picture of him. I think he was Zach Godspeed yelling. Yeah, those two were inspired rappers, I guess. I don't know. I guess Tequan, Richmond played Chris.

I guess he was the best freestyle battle rapper, question mark, I guess. All right. So, but they were going to throw this party

right before he goes off to college and then bring over some execs to check him out and all this. But as the goes, the house party just got out of control.

that one big girl was riding that dude that nerd guy on the toilet and they come crashing through the seal that was funny when they came back to do the the ceiling it did luckily they didn't land on anybody that were on the dance floor was her what's her voice dubbed I it sounded kind of weird I don't know I mean but um it had a lot more funny parts than than the last one and there was more of a budget for this one um And yeah, I mean, will I watch it again? No. Was I glad that I watched it? No. But I could say I watched it to talk about it.

Real quick on the kid and play end credit scene. Apparently, even though we last left them in three, they were struggling to get their music company or whatever they was trying to do. This one, they seem to be multi-platinum stars. I guess. I don't know. I mean, kid don't have the high top fade.

He didn't have it in the third one. He had like, not dreads. I guess it was like just bushy hair. I don't know. Yeah, the hairstyle he got in class act. But yeah,

I mean, this one, they put a little more time into it. There was a lot of dance numbers. Um, yeah, I mean, it was what it was. I mean, I would probably watch this one again before I watched the, the fourth one, but I'll never rewatch that fourth one. That one was terrible.

Yeah, I would, I agree with you. If you had to pick one of the two, definitely this one over the fourth one. And it's like, yeah, it's just one of them house party movies where, where things get out of hand. And for some reason, everybody knows dance routines. and there was a fucking DJ battle because one guy was like old school DJ and the other guy was like new school

and somehow they became friends and yeah a lot going on in this hour and a half yeah but all five of these movies are streaming on HBO Max if you guys got it

definitely watch the first three I advise you stay away from the fourth unless you're curious. And the fifth, it was better than the fourth one. It's about all I could say. Again, there was much of a bigger budget in this one because it looked way better.

I mean, production-wise, it looked way better than the fourth one did. But I guess that is it, everyone, with the house party retrospective. Oh man, what do we got next? I don't even know anymore. All right. My pick next for stream things.

I believe it was 1992, I think. It's finally streaming somewhere. It's streaming on Amazon Prime. And that is sidekicks with Chuck Norris. And the fuck is that kid passed away. I can't remember his name remember he was what was that movie oh

lady bucks Jonathan Brandis yeah rest in peace yes if you don't have Amazon Prime it was on

YouTube and I know for sure it's on Amazon Prime and I think it's on 2b for free it's on youtube still too okay so you got you guys got options you got three

two free ones and one if you don't you get you have to pay if you got it but and please put this give this a proper Blu-ray even a proper DVD release because those DVDs that are going around are shit copies

uh yeah yeah man just I don't understand who agrees to put things on Blu-ray because if you go to Dollar Tree or Dollar General or whatever those they got Blu-rays in there for movies that are just crap and some of these movies I never even heard of

like why can't you put something good like this movie on it on Blu-ray man shit the Ray finally came out on Blu-ray did you pick that one up? Nah, about to yeah that one finally came out I mean there was it was a bunch of imports but I wasn't about to pay those prices

so the race was my price 12 bucks I've seen them at Walmart seen them at Walmart too so definitely get out there and pick that one up to awesome film I don't know if it's streaming anywhere but that's a really good film I love that one

but um all right everyone come back next week for sidekicks. I think Jesse and I did it, but that was like years ago. Yeah, I remember you guys did it. That was a little while back.

Yeah, that was the last time that I had watched it. So I'll definitely, I'm sure the Amazon copy is better than YouTube's. So I don't feel like sitting through commercials on Tubey. All right. Since you guys up and running again,

what you guys got coming? We just got another episode. coming because the last one we did was geez I don't even remember when that that episode came out early on 4th July 4th is when our last episode came out so

we're we're weeks and weeks due for another one hopefully this weekend depending on our work schedules and if you guys did listen to our last two we had to separate them because we had a ton of TV and a ton of movies. We're going to have to do that again with these next two episodes.

Because since we couldn't do anything, I watched a ton of movies and I watched a ton of TV. So we're going to give you two more, two different episodes of E-society. So, yeah, as far as that, that's it. Oh, really quick, I want to give a shout out to. to my buddy Russ and his show, the Oki podcast. It's on all the streaming podcast things. He interviewed me on one of his episodes.

I believe it's episode 31. That one came out on the 15th. Man, this brother's all on the move. Just boom, boom, guess, guess, guess. So, but I'm in there. If you guys don't know my story or if you're new to the show and you want to hear some of it, this is only half of it. I got a part two coming on for his show later on. But it's episode 31 on the Oki podcast.

I'm over on that. But yeah, East Society is coming. Two new, well, one episode on our YouTube channel, Skate Society. I was down in Oakland and I went to this little skate. jam so I'm going to talk about that and show some of the videos that I filmed. Also, this is going to be on Anchor, another episode of Skate Society where I interviewed this guy named James. Sorry, brother, I can't remember your last name. We were at the skate part or this little at the Barth Station at the Slappy Curbs in the back and Rockridge. And he sat down and gave me a few minutes. So I interviewed him,

talked about skating and then talked about his bands so that's coming I just got to put them all together and throw them all out so as soon as those are out they'll be on our Facebook page and I'll put them up on the horror returns as well so got those looking forward for us and that is about it what's action I don't even remember what was I think next one is nobody okay and get Well, Mr. Odenkirk found out that he had a scare on the Better Call Saul set, collapsed. I had to go to the hospital, and I have read that his son said he is going to be okay. Okay, good. Yeah, I read that as well. Really quick, rest in peace to the Diabolical Biz, Biz Marquis. He left us with a lot of good music. He was even in a few movies. I know he was in men in black.

I think it was that first one. It's a dumb scene, but, man, he's the biz, man. Nobody beats the biz. Rest in peace, brother. We love and we miss you. All right. And also from the horror returns, I believe our next episode, we're back in the theater. We're going to check out A24's The Green Knight and something else.

We're watching with it. I forgot it this time. Solomon Kane. And Kain, there you go. What's this Green Knight? Is it a horror movie? It is like a fantasy. It looks like it's got a little horror in it.

Some sword fighting, magical shit from A-24. All right. I never even heard of it. But all right. It looks like it's neither going to be really badass, or I'm just going to be like, the fuck is going on.

So. But until next time, everybody. Stay safe, wear your mask, and be good to each other.