The Horror Returns - THR Presents: Stream Fiends - Ep. #4: Friday After Next (2002)

Episode Date: December 20, 2020

This episode the guys head down to SoCal to get some BBQ and get into some Christmas time hijinx with Craig and Day-Day in the 2002 Holiday Comedy classic FRIDAY AFTER NEXT.     Listen and follow Brian and Nez's other show The Action Returns. Join The Action Returns Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/841619946357776   Follow The Action Returns on IG and Twitter: Instagram: @theactionreturns Twitter: @action_returns    

Happy holidays, Miss Pearlie. Police running all in and out the building. Somebody broke in our apartment this morning stole all our stuff. That bullshit security. I sure hope they didn't get to rent money, cause you two niggas been ducking and dodging me for about three weeks now. Today is the day you motherfuckers is gonna kick in. As we trimmed up tree, how much fun it's gonna be to get. back everybody to another episode of

THR Presents Stream Feens. This is episode four. You already know, I'm your host, Brian, and of course my co-host is Nez. What's up, Nez? I'm good, brother. How are you doing? I'm doing. I'm doing.

Yeah, me too. Good news. For those of you who have been listening to the last few shows we've done, I don't even know how many we've done since I've been sick, but I'm all good The test came back negative

Which was who I was sweating all weekend But I'm good man Just normal cold I'm still feeling the effects Just tired And Slight temperature not really

Cough seemed to be going away Throat wasn't sore this morning So that's good but I still got that That congestion If you listen to the next ESP holiday edition

I sounded bad I listened to the playback I was like man sound like I was just holding by those like this the whole time but it's all right man we did it man we did it for you guys

it wasn't for you we wouldn't be here but oh man what's happening up there everything the same yeah everything is the same case is still going

It's fucking cold outside. It's the holidays. It's my least favorite time of the year. But we've been talking about some interesting holiday movies. So I guess I got that to look forward to. How about on your end? Everything is good here. I've just been home this whole time.

Go outside when I can. from what I understand the cases are are going up and I think there's only been one death like within the town and I think someone

one of the prisoners passed there's more cases out in the prison than there is here in town I think I mean knock on wood it sucks for them

them in there because someone's bringing it in in I wonder Who? It ain't the prisoners that are bringing it in. So, because I think they stopped all the transfers. So,

because that's what started it all. When it just went out of control at the prison here. But I don't know. I mean, I look at some things on Facebook, Facebook dealing with the local news in my area. And, the hospital,

our hospital is small. From what I, understand they're gonna get they're getting scared in case it starts to get full because I know some of the little smaller hospitals on the outskirts of town there are starting to fill up and they when that happens they usually start calling around to see if there's room at these hospitals so I don't know and from I understand in the Reno area those hospitals are filling up. They had to open up one of the parking garages and just make it extra rooms.

I'm sure there's heaters and all that in there. But, I mean, that's crazy. And I just, these idiots, man, I mean, yes, it's like the flu. A severe flu. Yes, I understand that. But, I mean, I keep saying this. Nothing like this has happened to us. In our lifetime.

Our hospitals are never this full to overcapacity to where they have to make makeshift of beds and everything outside. And people just still run around like they don't give a fuck. Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, we just hit, what, 300,000 deaths in the United States? Yeah. I'm glad my mom and dad got over it. which was good I was really scared about that My grandmother too she's all good I was just talking to one of my home boys man

He he he uh texting me when I know how I was feeling I said I'm all good and I told him I was negative and then He told me that him and like he goes out with my cousin That they had it in October and I was like what he goes yeah man I just kind of kept it quiet And he said it was no joke and I'm like I believe you I ain't going to say no I don't want it. It's nothing but he said he's still feeling the effects, the

after effects of it and some slight little complications with him and with his woman so that sucks. Hopefully they can get better past that but yeah I just not too long ago I just read

up here a lady got it a second time yeah I don't know why these people are getting their information and say oh once you get it you're good you're not good she got it I think the because I also follow like a local news

page on on Facebook and I guess she got it at the beginning and then four months after she was clear of it she got it again damn take a toll on your body we're going to get sick no matter what

we just don't want this so I mean we can do our part and be as safe as we can but I don't know man one of my friends said he's was as safe as possible and he ended up getting it but then again you never know where you're going to get it I mean so yeah that scares me too because I'm just like uh well I'm all we can do is we can do what we can and just hopefully if we get it Let's just get through it quick. I don't know, man.

Really quick. I checked out that movie Songbird. Listen to the next E Society. I'll go into more of what I thought about it. The idea was there. It was just not executed well enough. Yeah. If you heard the latest episode of The Horror Returns,

I do talk about it. cool of the week, but it was not my cool of the week. Yeah, man, I just, I mean, check it out. I mean, if you guys want to see it. I mean, it was good for what it was, but it just took a wrong turn, in my opinion. But, oh, man, as far as new stuff, that's, that's like the last thing I've seen. It's been watching all these movies for the shows that we keep doing. You guys listen to the first ESP holiday edition and where we did.

silent night, deadly night. We're going to tackle the rest. Just get ready for those, everybody. Yeah. Oh, and for anybody that's a Bay Area hip-hop fan, those versus battles that Timberlin and Swiss Beach set up, this Saturday, the 19th, it's going down, E40 versus too short.

All right. Two Bay Area legends, most definitely. Too Short is my all-time favorite MC. 40 is just as awesome. But I got to go with my man Short. I mean, he represents the town. 40 is from Vallejo. So, I mean, that's cool.

I got plenty of family and friends over there. I love 40. Nothing against him. I mean, I think everything. He put out is badass thing my favorite album is the mailman Mm-hmm and uh born the Mac was my introduction of two short and then I Remember listen I remember hearing his old out-the-trunk tapes and everything that my friends used to always get But when born the Mac came out man that's when that that just changed everything for me

Just the dirty rhymes talking about Oakland and the East Bay and Yes, this derogatory toward women but different times and hip-hop but it's it's definitely uh that album's definitely hall of fame worthy uh in the hip-hop hall of fame um whatever it is i'm i'm a dig it i mean it's going to be awesome battle um but it's to me it's two different styles i mean you got short from his more 80 style and he rolled into the 90s and And even now, 40 was different. He didn't see.

No one sounded like him when he started coming out. It sounded like, sounded like him after stealing his vocabulary. Yeah. And then everyone was trying to imitate him. And I don't know what this shit is now. I can't understand anything. I hate it. The beats are cool with today's music.

It's just the delivery of, uh, some of the shit. these young brothers and sisters that are out there doing it. I mean, nothing against them. And the hip-hop game is for everyone, but I'm just the old fart, man. I mean, I don't feel it. I know these young cats out there are feeling. I see you guys out there. Good, man.

I mean, this is yours. Do what you got to do. But I don't know, man. I mean, to me, it just, it doesn't sound like hip-hop anymore. I mean, it was all about style and flow and clarity and everything, as well as your beats. It doesn't have to be layered with tons of tons of bullshit. I mean, listen to the pioneers, man.

They had one beat in the background and maybe a bass line. And fucking, they just classics. I mean, even too short, man. It was just a drum machine. Then he started getting a live band. Same thing with 40, man. I mean, it was all different. So, I mean, and it was good.

Because every time something new came out, everybody had it. The radio is hardly played. it because I mean if they did it was the bullshit radio edits but man when just hearing it in the park or just skating down the street and hearing somebody drive by bumping the latest cut from out of any any of the Bay Area superstars man it was it was always good to hear that I mean I don't know again times have changed from from when I was out there doing my thing in the town but it's I don't know I mean again I'm an old fart I just

don't like the new stuff I hear. I'm not saying all of it is crap. There is some new cats out there that are doing it. Guys here on the West Coast, guys down the dirty dirty. I mean, even brothers and sisters in New York. I still love all that

stuff out there, but I'm sure hip hop will change again. It changes all the time. But this change of, I don't know what the hell these guys are talking about. That one motherfucker with a shit. all over his face. There was ratting everyone out.

I was about to say which one. Again, that's forever. I mean, you guys, some of you may like it and not like the stuff I grew up with. But remember, if it wasn't for the stuff I grew up with, you wouldn't have any of these guys and gals that you have today. So represent and respect where it came from. Respect the OGs that are still out there in the game. A lot of brothers and sisters are gone. moved on to better place than us,

but they left a lot of good music for us to continue their legacy and hip-hop. So that's what, that's all I gotta say. But I'll hear it, I'll listen to it, man. I'm gonna love it no matter what. It's the bay, and I gotta represent. Yep, it's gonna be Saturday, December 19th, 5 p.m. Pacific and 8 p.m. Eastern time.

and all these versus battles that somebody always ends up putting it on YouTube so if you can't make it when it's happening live you can always find it on YouTube so and I'm pulling from my boy E40 that's going to be an emotional night for me because one of my best friends passed away recently

and E40 that was that was our thing it didn't matter what album came out because E40 didn't drop I don't know, maybe 30, 40 different albums. He's dropping like double, triple albums now. And I've loved him since day one. And there's certain songs, if he pulls him out in the battle,

it's going to be an emotional night. Yeah, I mean, if you guys ever got to see these cats out there doing the thing, I mean, of course they can bust out the old stuff or the newer stuff. And everyone's going to be hyped. But when the old shit kicks in, That's when you issued your age shows. The last time I saw Short, it was what, San Francisco at some place. One of my friends was like, Short's about to be on.

Come down here. So I got in and he opened up the side door and let me in. Yeah, he. We were pretty much right there by the stage. And yeah, it was when Blow the Whistle and all that was hitting with that album. and then he did all that new stuff a couple of the stuff had some other guests come in and out and then when he went to the old school shit

because when that dope theme beat when that shit kicks in it's just there and then everybody was oh that's when I was oh yeah I was going off man I mean that's what I love I love the new stuff but when you hear the old classics that's when you really get hyped

so oh man that that's that's what I love going to live music. Yeah, I met him. He came up here. They did a Bada AK concert up here. It was him. Kek to sneak and Mr. Fav and hung out backstage with them. Super nice guy, super nice guy.

They had this stuff. Back in the day, they had stuff called Fresh Festivals. It was a lot of New York stuff. DMC, LL, Houdini, fat boys, and stuff like that. And then later on, Beasties and all those guys jumped on and everything. And it was cool. It always came to the Bay Area at the Oakland Coliseum. It was called Fresh Festival.

A lot of B-boys and B-girls on stage, just dancing to whoever the artists were. But one of the last ones I remember I went to was when Short was there. he just came out and just say a satinage jacket and he was like one of the first guys to come on and he was still he was still coming up we all knew who he was we were like ah and then he was like i know um all you motherfuckers from oakland get up here and everybody just went ah just pushed the stage and just rushed it all i was like oh man we kind of stayed off to the side I was a little short guy in this day, but it was still lost him. He was like, yeah, let me see them Az hats and everybody.

It was all, yeah, oh, man, those were the days, man, I miss going to shows. Hopefully we can do it again. Yeah, I stopped going to shows up here. They started. They usually end up shooting. And people always like, in Alaska? I was like, yes. Definitely, because Alaska is a mixture of people from the lower 48 states.

Yeah. And somebody always got to do something stupid. It's wild everywhere. I mean, just go to have fun and hope fools don't act up. But there's always going to be that one person thinks he's hardest. And I've got to prove it. I mean, no matter what kind of concert it is, there's always somebody. It's got to mess it up for everyone.

But, yeah, I've been to those things. running basically running for your lives or ducking you don't know which way it's coming but crazy. It's funny now but at the time hell no it wasn't scary it was scary as hell.

All right let's get into the I guess the holiday spirit with this holiday season have some holiday cheer spread the joy right here is one of my little spice

girl they're gonna do something strange for a little Share the love. No, it ain't your booty. It's your beauty. Take time out. Man down. Hip in distress.

And stay in touch with friends. Can you hear me now? Yeah. Can you hear me now? Yeah. Happy holidays from South Central. Are you doing in my house? Santa Claus.

Where to milk and cookies. Friday after next. Merry Christmas. Rated R. Starts Friday. All right, everybody. This is my pick for this week. And we're going back to November 22nd, 2002.

to ice cubes Friday after next. Where am I? Okay. Finds Craig and Day Day back in the old neighborhood where it all began. It's Christmas time and a ghetto Santa Claus breaks into their rundown apartment stealing all their presents along with everything else. He can stuff in his sack, including the rent money hidden in their stereo speakers. Their only hope to not get evicted before Christmas.

Christmas is to take jobs as security guards at a local strip mall where they learn some comic lessons about the true meaning of the holidays All right mdb really quick Sorry everyone I'm still getting over my cold All right here we go Two cousins work nights at a local mall as security guards when their houses robbed on Christmas Eve a team up to track down the to track the robber down. That was not what happened.

Yeah. Okay. One of you fans that wrote this, come on. Yeah, listeners, they didn't work at nights and they didn't team up to solve the crime. Yeah. Once again, this is the Craig Ice Cube. This is where Mike Epps, Day Day, he's back. He plays dual roles in this one.

So he's also an old man with shotgun. The late and great John Witherspoon, rest in peace. Don D.C. Curry, his Uncle Elroy, if you guys remember him from the second one. Anna Maria Hossford, Mrs. Jones. She's back. Clifton Pinky Powell. He's back, of course. I guess he's in it just as much as he was in the last or in the second one.

Yeah. And new to the cast. We got Katie Auburt. She's Donna. Yes, yes, yes, yes. We got Babeba Drake as Miss Pearlie, Cat Williams, before he went nuts, as Money Mike,

and then we got the Great Terry Cruz as Damon, and then Reggie Gaskins and Joel McKinnon Miller. These are the two police officers, and O'Brien Stepnik. He's also a police officer in this. And then, uh, Maiz Jabrani or

Gibroni, I think it's Jabrani. Uh, he plays Moly in this and then there's a bunch of other people. Uh, Brian Stepnik, he,

he was the one officer. He's like, you know, you know, there's a big pile of dog shit in your bed. Yeah, he's the one that stole the weed from him.

But, um, man, uh, did you see this in the theater? Yes. I saw it, uh,

opening weekend. I remember. Um, I don't, I don't, I don't remember, really hearing much about it when it came out, but when I heard it was coming out, I was like, uh,

Craig and Dayday doing a, uh, Christmas movie. I was like, I got to be there. Um, and I, I, I enjoyed this one. I really did. Um, you know, you, you, you, you met some of the other characters from, from the neighborhood from the first one, like, uh, Debo and, uh, what was his name? Uh, oh my gosh, his name, the crackhead. oh um he's ill yeah he's uh you miss characters like that of course smoky but uh you got you get a lot of new characters in here you know uh this is where i really you know caught notice of cat williams is money mike microminy pump uh damon uh terry cruz i think this is one of the first things i really uh remember him from and uh he was hell funny in this and um yeah this is uh definitely

a holiday classic. Yeah, this is one. I didn't see it right when it came out. I'm a surprise that even came to this little hick town that I live in. But yeah, we went and me and my brother and a couple of

friends of ours. We all went and saw this. Didn't think there was going to be many people in there. It was packed. But it was in one of the smaller theaters. So that theater only held 25, 30 people at the most, and every seat was taken. Luckily, we got there a little early before everyone come pouring in.

But it was a good crowd. Everybody was into it. Everyone was laughing hell hard. And there was a few times that I missed some stuff because I was laughing too hard and coughing and choking on popcorn. But I love this one. We had seen it. I just seen it the once in the theater and then numerous, numerous times, once a

hit DVD and I need to just get that box set. I know it's on Blu-ray with all three of them. Oh, really? Yeah. Huh. Where did I see it? I don't know. I can't remember where I saw it.

I know I saw it. Because the only one I have is the first one. Yeah, me too. It's the director's cut or whatever. Do you like that version? I don't. No, it's I don't know for some reason that the added scenes kind of throws things off a little bit.

Yeah, I didn't really care. I wish it would just have or have both versions on it, the theatrical and the director's cut or whatever. I still have my DVD, so I can get rid of that in case they never change it. But this one is fucking just as funny as the other ones. So I really like what's going on. I love the new additions to the cast, Cat Williams

Um What's is a Donna? Her and Miss Pearlie As well as Terry Cruz He's hell of funny Moli when he's on the screen He's funny every time Um

That's pretty much The ones that kind of come back and forth On this on this Miss Purley she's hilarious Baby Drake. I've seen her in a ton of things Growing up from the 70s Into the 80s and everything So it's good to see

It was good to see her pop up in this. I remember her and John Witherspoon. They were the married couple next door in the first house party. It was cool that they come back together. And, I mean, just all the regular cast. I mean, of course you got to bring in Mr. Jones, John Willispoon. And Uncle Elroy was hilarious in the second one. So it was good that he came back.

Oh, we got in another one. Sugar Sister. Some more. Cookie. Cookie, yeah. She was funny when she was on the on the screen. I just remember her from Soulplane with, what was that one guy that?

He was in that movie locked up. And then he popped up in a bunch of the side character movies. Yeah, remember he was in that awful. You ever see Fat Beach? Yeah. Was that the one with Steel from Juice? Yeah. Yeah.

That guy just disappeared. Yeah, he did. But anyway, that guy was with cooking on airplane. I think he claims Brian Hooks. Yeah. They were on the airplane. I was trying to get something going. That was funny.

I love that movie. Yeah, some more goes way back to that I know are from the original death comedy jam. shit does HBO max or regular HBO have the old deaf comedy jams on there shit not that I know

Dave Chappelle just got pulled from it because I guess he wasn't getting nothing from it and he told everybody stop don't stop watching it and supporting it didn't they put it on Netflix they pulled it oh they did

yeah oh why was I guess they're I guess they're supposed to be paying him, but he said he wasn't getting shit for it. We should have been getting money for the specials that he had on there. Yeah. But not just regular Dave Chappelle show. They didn't want to pay him? I think it was Comedy Central, though.

It was supposed to be paying him. Oh, okay. Well, shit, man, his name's in the title. You should be getting his check. All right, Friday after next. Yeah, this movie is awesome. It's definitely a holiday classic. I mean, I watch you.

every year. When I first came out on DVD, we watched it over and over and over, like, Pat, way past Christmas, because it was just one of those, in regular rotation at work when we'd watch movies. I mean, we wanted something funny. We knew it was funny. We just threw it in and just sit there and laugh, no matter how many times we saw this one. I mean, this movie, it's just full of a lot of good one-liners in it,

and it was just hilarious. But I really loved what was going on. because the movie starts with um well hold on me check something really quick where am i um yeah my like went way out of the way on this wanted to check some stuff on Wikipedia here we go the budget was 20 million and it boxed off as 33.5 million I mean, that's good. I mean, no, okay.

That was on Google. On Wikipedia says the budget was 10 million, and it made $33.5 million. That sounds more right. Yeah, I don't say, the $20 million for this. I was like, all right. I mean, because other than Ice Cube, I mean, he was probably the biggest star in it, but I'm sure I don't think he got paid like a lot to do it because he was one of the producers and everything.

And it was under his Cube Vision production. So I'm sure that he had to take a little cut. Plus to bring in more people and bring everyone back into it. So I'm sure he just didn't make as much money as everyone else. But this one, I mean, it's Christmas Eve. In the beginning of the film, Dei Dayday and Craig are. Well, they move there. They're not in Rancho Cucamonga anymore.

They're back in South Central. And they're on the road. They moved out of their dads or, well, they both got kicked out of, not kicked out. They both moved out of their houses. And now they're living together. Sorry, man. My throat is just fucking messed up. So they're sleeping.

And then we get this credi old ghetto looking Santa Claus breaks into their apartment. and starts just bagging up all the presents and everything. And then he goes into the kitchen and he starts making a big sandwich. And this is when Ice Cube heard him. So he comes in and goes, the fuck you're doing it in my house? Eating a big sandwich and shit. He goes, I'm Santa Claus. Where the fuck are the milking cookies?

And they're getting into a big-ass fight. What I loved about this part is Dayday's in his room fast asleep. And also another returning one is Chico. or was day day really sleeping no i don't know about the shit he was saying that was what he said go ahead i just remember that scene where

where cube comes in trying to wake him up and he's just like you ain't sleep and he just wakes up like ah because he was he was laying there well they cubes in the fighting with santa clauddy is laying in a bed And he's dreaming, I guess.

He goes, all I want for Christmas is two fat bitches and a bag of weed or something like that. But, um, so they're in there wrestling around and fighting. And then finally, uh, the Santa Claus, uh, makes his getaway and takes off. And then that's when Q, or Craig comes busting in today. They're going to wake up, man, we just got robbed. And then, ah, and then fucking the credit, the credit start. Uh, then we, uh, when they, morning comes, the police are there.

This is when Officer B-hole and A-Dix or, yeah, I want something like that. No, A-Hole. A-Hole and B-Dix. And B-Dix. And then the other officer, number three, they're coming in and they're basically giving them the statement of what happened and everything. And the Cube is telling them, yeah, man, it even stole all our rent money. And Day-Dade.

I love this. The day they jub. Who got the rent money? And he goes, shut up. What are you doing? Jumping up like you missed a get bad. Where were you when Santa was beating? my ass with that Christmas tree.

And we didn't even talk about the Santa Claus, like, Rob, the most randomest shit. I like that part where he was taking Dayday's baby picture and he was like, damn, I was cock like a pistol. I want to know, was that really him? I mean, I couldn't.

It could be. Yeah, he was just grabbing anything. I mean, other than the presents and then he just started grabbing bullshit off the off the shelves and everything so the cops are like all right well um nothing really we can do but take your statement and that's when the

other cop comes out holding a big ass plant and fucking fat buds and everything and whoa what do we got here and they go oh man you know what we can do to you no he goes is this yours and daddy was like no and then he goes this bulldovars and he goes

no it ain't you know what we could do to you? He goes, oh, juvenile center? They said, we're just going to confiscate it. So they're like, oh, man, I mean, that was a big ass plant.

Yeah, it was. They took them out. And then they said, all right, man, we're out of here. And they were hell of mad at the cops. And this is when Miss Pearlie comes busting in. You guys heard the clip at the beginning. That was that part. I just love when she comes bustling it.

the hell's going on. He got cops coming in and out of the building. Because we just got robbed by Santa Claus. Well, I sure hope they didn't get the rent money. You two motherfuckers have been duck and dodging me for about three weeks now. Oh, man. I mean, she was awesome. I mean, when she comes busting in, he goes, why are you always coming in here with that big old wolf pussy? In her little mustache. Yeah, I know someone that like it, bitch. Why don't you get that lined up?

Shut up, bitch. I know someone who like it. Oh, man. And then she goes, all right. Oh, this is when we get the introduction to Damon. She was telling him that, you guys don't give up, give him my money, giving me, give up the rent money. Damon's going to come up here and see you guys. And they were like, Damon.

And then there's a little dream sequence. Cubs and they had a dream of that motherfucker last night. and they're in jail I don't know what Craig was doing in the bottom bug but De Dey was in the

top beating off Yeah, he was He was gone super hard And then Big ass Damon Damon,

uh, yeah, Damon, uh, Terry Cruz that's a big motherfucker man and he's huge too

so he comes in and he goes Hey, which point you motherfucker is going watch my draws the night and then throws a man

and then Dick Greg goes I watch on Sundays starch or press starch and then she goes and they were like when did he get home? Oh, he got home last night and they were there

that's when they got all scared now like all right well we'll have your money tonight we'll have your money cash money tonight and she goes you better oh I'm like what did he say Um, uh, you better come see me with the rent or I think she said,

or dama's gone, come see you. And that was he goes, you ain't got the money. Somebody's getting their salad toss tonight. Oh, man. And that's when she was getting ready to leave and she was,

oh, Craig, to your fine-ass daddy. I said, hi. Suck your talk out. Oh. Oh, man.

I like this one chick. She was only in this one scene. She might have been at the party. When they left, they went and put on their little rent-a-cop outfits, and they walked outside. And there was this one hot-ass chick coming up the stairs. I think her name was like Trisha or something. Hey, how do we look?

And they're renting cops. She goes, like a couple of renter cops. And there he goes, what about those renter tities? And then he goes, man, he goes, the player don't make the clothes, or the clothes make the player, whatever Cube said. And they go downstairs, and this one, they run into Damon. He goes, Craig and Dayday, just the fools I wanted to see. They were all scared. Dada was about to run away.

And then Craig grabbed him and threw him into Damon. And he was like, oh, yeah, he was. No, well, he goes, he goes, when did you get out last night? And he goes, I ain't seen you. on about 12 years. Go give me a hug. That's when the day they tried to run away. And Cube threw him over to them.

And he was like, ah, he was hugging him, rubbing his face. Yeah, I like that. He goes group hug. I don't want to say what he actually said. But this is, well, I don't want to say PG, but you know what I mean. You've seen the movie, you know the dialogue. And he goes, group hug that he comes over. he's telling him

he goes yeah man in the pen ain't nothing but the fellas he's got him in hugs and then all of a sudden he like squeezes him head and he goes I hear you guys

been ducking and dodging and mom shit not paying your rent and they were like oh he was like man get your teet out my chin

you guys better come with that money tonight or we're gonna get motherfucking acquainted and they're like oh they let them go and then

they took off and they took off They were all mad, dated. Man, he's going to do something funny to us. And then they take off to where they're going to work in this little L-shaped strip mall. I think it was on Crenshaw, because I remember seeing the sign and street. So, I mean, a little strip mall, there's a bunch of check cashing, toy store. the fucking Willie and

Elroy's Braille's Barbecue They They I assume this was just The leftover money That from the second one Uncle Elroy won the lottery

Yes So I think Well, because in that one They stole all that money From the Joker brothers Yeah I don't think Elroy put much into this This could have been

He said he was He said he was the one that started it. Yeah, but this could have been also Willie's retirement. Yeah, so, yeah, they put their money together, and they opened up Bros. Barbecue. Their commercial was hell of funny. Barbecue tastes so good. Make you want to smack your mom.

You're all tired of eating that barbecue from up the street. Where to give you more sauce than to get your meat. But bring your big ass down to Brose barbecue. 158-37 South Crenshaw Boulevard. That's right off man. Chester, Brogg barbecue, tastes so good, make you want to slap your mama, don't it, Willie? Yeah, boy. Hey, Mama.

What the hell you want with? Every one location, so it's near as you. Fuck. The first time I saw that, this was one of the scenes where I was laughing hell hard, and I kind of missed what happened after it. Like they said, you probably didn't see it because they only had enough money for a 15-second spot. Like, hell of late at night. I mean, that's true, though. My buddy, he had a little clothing place that his uncle or someone owned.

And in the Bay Area, we had this local cable channel called Soul Beat. And they played just, like, if you and I just made our own commercial with a fucking old, big-ass VHS camcorder. And just cut it in your way. It was so funny. The commercials were just like the worst. I mean, I don't know who was doing the editing. It's like they just threw them together. Sometimes the beginning would be cut off or the end would get cut off.

And when in between the commercials, they would show videos and everything. And you can clearly see that they took the videos from like MTV or VH1 or whatever. Because with the videos too, they cut the beginning. and the ends off. Because back when MTV showed videos, they put the artists and who this and all that in the corner really quick. But when they were playing videos on that channel,

it was cut off. And then the song was already going. Oh, man. It was awesome channel, man. I mean, they showed all kinds of stuff. Plus, a lot of local hip-hop artists had their videos on there. So it was cool. Nice.

It was just like. that yeah they had they they cost them I can't remember how much but he said it cost a lot for like a 10 second commercial and you can only run in like maybe once or twice I was like damn he was yeah we did it and I never saw it on there I guess they might have played it in the middle of the night yeah so yeah this is more introduced to um oh no no no they were uh when craig and uh day they show up they they walk up to the barbecue place and then looking in the window and you see a Santa Claus digging in the

in the cash register. And they go, look, he goes, that's him. And then they go bust it in, jump over the counter and they start beating him up and kicking him. And then he flips over and it's Craig's dad, Willie. What do you guys do? What does Santa Claus do to you? He robbed our house this morning.

I like that whole interaction. He was like, Santa Claus robbed us. And Craig, let him do it. And everybody was like, why, Craig? He didn't help Elroy and the mom They all come running out And there was another girl

Whether we don't know who she is yet But They're like, yeah And he goes, he robbed our house And then he goes Yeah, and he goes And Craig let him do it Why, Craig?

And then he did It don't go to Elroy He goes, I was in there fighting with him He didn't even do nothing And he goes, can I tell my story? He goes, I was there. but I didn't do with him.

He goes, but Craig could have done something about it. Or Elroy. What did you do, Dadey? Nothing. And then I love this. I love how Dade was looking around.

This is when Cookie said she goes, I heard about the, they call him the ghetto Santa Claus or whatever. He goes, he robbed some girl out here in a parking lot, called her a ho-ho-ho, and then kept on running. I love way Dady looks at it.

It just gives her like a, I think that the fucking, Ugliest snarled grin at her. And he goes, who the fuck are you? She goes, oh, I'm cookie. I'm the new waitress, cookie. And Elroy's new girlfriend. And Daddy goes, damn, Daddy, you got another one?

What happened to sugar's nasty ass? I kicked her country ass to the curb, hooked up with a little sister. That's how we play his role. And Willie goes, he goes, you ain't no player. And Elroy goes, he goes, he goes, You don't know nothing about being a player. Betty doesn't head your ass pussy whip for about 30 years. Oh, man.

I want to know, I mean, did they write all this or did they just ad libid? I mean, you got D.C. Curry. You got, you got, damn, I'm a spaceman's name. John Witherspoon. John Witherspoon. You got Mike Epps, you know, the Samar. these are all stand-up comics.

So I know there was probably there was probably a script there, but if I was Cube, I'd let them ad-lib. That would be hard to work with comedians. I mean, especially when they do ad-lib stuff, because I would be,

other than trying to film, but I'd be fucking holding my mouth trying not to laugh. And I love when, Willie goes, No, he ain't got me pussy whipped. He went, I, poins at his eye. Whips, pussy!

And then Betty slapped him at the back of the head. And he goes, you two look good in your old Rentercop outfits. And there's when they go out and they meet, I don't know, before they go out there, they go, hey, go in the back and say how to your

grandma. So they go into the kitchen. And then that's when Willie tells everyone, he goes, Mama got up and she's in there messing with the sauce. And then they go running. They go running there. You see Grandma stirring up the sauce, and she's got this big ass like handprint on her face. Because during that commercial when they said that barbecue tastes so good, make you want to slap your mama. That's when Willie goes, bosh, slaps her. So she's like, go ahead.

I was saying this whole thing was funny. Craig was all like, Big Mama. It's your grandson, Craig, the smart one. And then, like, yeah, day days. He's like doing that little dance in front of her. It's funny, though, and it's true, though, too. I mean, growing up, all my black friends, I mean, all they called all their grandma's big mama, all of them.

It was just kind of normal to me I mean just growing up with my friends and hearing that And I remember calling one of my friends Because she did you can just call me grandma or big mama like everyone else And I was like, okay cool so So I loved about the whole family thing Especially when everyone lives in a house It was funny though because I mean that's how it was

And you go Every time I go to one of my friends's house Big mom is always in the kitchen cooking something And she always has food And if you don't eat And it's like disrespecting her So you gotta sit at no matter how full you are You still gotta eat

So I love that It just reminded me of my friends And everything when I used to go to their houses But Yeah she was in there This is back when Willie and Elway Are going back and forth on each other And then there he goes

And Willie goes Why are you in so big competition with me and he goes, because I look better than you. He goes, no, you don't. I could cook better than you. You can't. My dick is bigger than yours. It was cold that day.

That's when Daddy was doing that dance to Big Mom. Yeah, come on. Let's go meet Moli. So that Moli is the guy that owns the strip mall. So they go over to his. place. His is what's the fuck? What's that place called? Holy moly's donut shop.

Yeah. They go in there and it's just, it's like one of the nastiest places ever because there's flies all over the place. And Keeb's doing his little narration. He goes, yeah. This is a guy that owns a place and he goes, but don't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,

eat there. And when you go in there, there just flies all over everything. these places like that man I mean I grew up with a place like this and I don't know man

I think it was a front for some shit that was going on in there because I was like why the fuck is there somebody flies in here people did go in there and get donuts and coffee and everything but it was just I don't know it just seemed weird weird in there

oh Molly was a good character though I liked him anybody hey buddy talking about all his wives he has you know breaks combat at night. What? What?

Houdini. Yeah, buddy. So he told, oh, you guys look for a couple jobs and they're like, yeah. And then that's when he introduced him. And then he takes them out into the shop. Or before they leave, that's when Willie's talking. Yeah, these are my boys. And then he introduces himself.

Before they leave, Willie goes, hey, let me get a twister. Make it too. And hold the flies. And that's when they go outside and he gives them the, Moli gives Craig and Dadey the rundown of the shop. Yeah, there's a liquor store right there. Don't let anyone hang out in front of it. Got your family's place, brothers, barbecue.

You got chrome dome someplace that sells rims. And then they had toys in the hood. They didn't mention that, but you see it in the back. And then this is when he goes, yeah, and this is a new clothing place, pimps and hose. And then that's when you see Dye. where we see her Katie Avert for the first time

And god damn Who Where's she at? Is she still acting? I think she's TV, I think Hmm Let me see, let me see

I got, God, even her pictures hot Um Yeah, she's still out there doing it She's got something called she ball Ladies of the Law I never heard of that

Uh, According to this, she owns her own record label, Roseland. So, sounds like she's doing pretty good. This is actress, fashion model, singer, producer, CEO. Damn. She's been doing her thing. Yep, she's still out there doing it, so that's good. She's standing there in front of the place, just opening up the shop.

And they're like, who's that? And he goes, oh, there's Donna. And he goes, that's the owner's girlfriend. He goes, I wish he could be one of my wives. And then every day, he goes, damn, honey, why did you got? He goes, 12, all freaks. And then this is when Money Mike, Kat Williams comes rolling up in the car. Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some pimping in it.

It's funny, he's a little funny, funny guy. If you guys know Cat Williams, he's he's hella short. But he had a badass pimp suit What he got out of the car So and then he takes him over to the little uh the little security shack and it's all run down All right, this is your this is your post And he goes just fucking make sure no one's hanging out in front of the Hold on

Oh, it's raining fuck It's gonna all turn the ice But anyway, so he goes yeah, okay, well here it is and come back later when it's lunchtime. Keep it real. I love what they go in. I love what they go in when they go into the shack. And then Craig goes, damn, it's small in here.

Dady goes, you big in here. So they basically just had to sit there and just figure out what the hell they were going to do. And, I mean, they did come off. They came up with the, damn it. Everything's falling off the desk. they they were gonna kind of talking about

they wanted to ask Moli to see if they can get an advance their first week's pay all right first of all no fucking boss would do that

on your very first day you working so I would just I wouldn't throw that idea right out the door there's no way

a week's advance pays rent yeah and it'd be gone the next day shit they only worked a few hours they're sitting in there just trying to figure out what to do and they're all they're just kind of just kind of going

cutting each other up going back and forth and then um oh day day sees uh he's looking out and he goes all right man i got action then he runs outside and that's when those ladies there there's uh these three uh ladies are doing uh christmas carols in front of the liquor store and moly said don't let no one hang out in front of the store

so day day they run over there and they're up there singing I don't I can't remember what song they were singing he goes up and starts blowing the whistle he goes all right you guys got to get up out of here you can't be what do you say says you always can't be singing

out here or something he said something about pussy too he goes he goes y'all are trying to sell pussy for the Lord that's when Craig show of you can't talk to these old ass women like that. And they were old.

That lady was going on. We are children of the Lord. And they're like, man, he goes, they're going to make me blow this whistle. And the motherfucker you and your whistle. Because he tried to be, because y'all ladies need to move at all. You go, don't touch me, bitch.

And then they started going off on him. And then that's when Kube, or Craig grabs dating and just pulls them away. And one of the ladies threw her shoe at him. And then they just, like, come on, girls, let's get out of it. We're going to pray for these fools, and then they walk away and singing. And then Craig's like,

like, man, you can't be doing all that? And he goes, and then he goes, man, you're acting brand new out here. And he goes, he goes, I'm going to write you up for insubordination. And he is telling him, he goes, yeah. And he goes, man, he goes, I'm top flight security. And then he goes, why? And then he just goes walking out into the parking lot. I love.

Of the world, Craig. Security. The world needs security. He walks out into the parking line and goes, halt! And this car, this is a convertible with these four chicks in it. And he walks up, what are you guys doing? He goes, oh, I'm here.

I'm going into the check cashing place and cash a check. And he goes, and he goes, you can't park here. She goes, why not? And he goes, you get me the new policy. You give me the number or you can't park here. I never heard no policy like that. She goes, no, uh-uh. I'm married.

And he goes, well, then get the shit out of here. And then Craig runs over and pushes them out of the way. And they're like, all right. And they're like, no, bye. And Craig's like, man, what are you doing? He just started yelling at him. They're going back and forth at each other again. And then Dayday sees these little kids running around.

And then he goes running after them. I got action. He tried to stop those little kids from playing. He's blowing the whistle. on those little kids that I didn't even give a fuck man they just looked at them and kept playing shit what happened after that um I think we get

a I can't remember uh I know they go back to uh the apartment and Miss Purley is um she's sneaking through their place yeah she's digging that she goes into their house and they guys home and no one's there so she goes in

and just starts looking around and starts digging around through all their shit. And she opens up one of the drawers and pulls out of the box, opens it up and goes, ooh, weed. She starts stealing some of that

Chico comes up behind her and bites her and ass. And while this is going on, Damon's about to, he's about to rub one out to Tupac. Tupac, two park. I love the way you talk gangster.

What the fuck? I was, How do you want it? Is that that? Yeah, that song. Yeah, like a road coaster. Yeah, with Casey and Jojo. He goes,

before she left the apartment, he goes, where are you going? He goes, I'm going to make my rounds. Oh, can you make me a sandwich

and you go back? Make your own damn sandwich. That's what he gets up, and he's like, Tupac, Tupac. And then when they go back to him, that's what he said,

he's standing up dancing. It must be in his Contrae. He's always dancing in fucking all of his movies. Best one was what was it, white chicks. He was

when he was on the ecstasy in the club and he had to glow sticks. I love that movie. I know a lot of people don't like that movie and all you little PC guys get getting mad about it. But fuck, that movie is hell of funny. It's stupid.

It's a little funny. I love that movie. Just for Terry Cruz alone, you got to watch that movie. I love it when he just pops up in everything, even if he's not even the main star. Has you ever, like, had a movie where he was the star? Yeah, that horrible John Henry one. Oh, that's right.

Was that this year? That was last year. Oh, fuck. Yeah. I remember. watching that and thinking it was going to be good. I don't, I don't think he can carry a movie. I think he's always best as like the aside character.

Yeah, man. I mean, that movie was horrible. Who was the bad guy in that one? Ludicrous? Yeah, I'd erase that movie from my memory. It was supposed to be, it was supposed to be based on a true story. But they, yeah, originally it was supposed to be the rock. But I guess the character,

that is based off of is dark skins. I remember reading that little book in school about that character. And when I saw the little thumbnail on Netflix, I was like, oh, okay, he looks just like him. He looks like him, but he didn't, that movie was stupid. Don't watch it. I knew anyone. Remember everybody wanted him to be Luke Cage.

Hmm. I don't know. I liked it. that one what's that guy's name in that Mike Colter are they going to bring that back or is that it there's rumors

we get on our subject like we usually do there's rumors that what's that guy Charlie Cox that plays Daredevil yeah is supposed to be in the Spider-Man movie the one they're talking about the multiverse I mean really quick

the Avengers and everything is in Daredevil Luke Cage Jessica Jones and Punisher. It's in that universe because they do mention the incident. Yeah, they mention it more than once. Yeah, so it's not like they weren't there. But anyway, that's another show. Yeah, bring them all back except for they can recast Iron Fist.

I don't know, man. I liked that. I liked that show. I think I was like the only one that liked it. Well, he needs to do like, like, six. six months to, I don't know, a year of just intense training. Yeah, they put it, they threw that one out just a little too quick. Because you can clearly see that he didn't, he had the training, but he was still like

brand new at it. So, um, because I thought he did better in the defenders, but that only got one season. Yeah. Because no way is daredevil supposed to look like a better martial artist than Iron Fist. Yeah. That guy fucking. that first season that one fight in the hall

that was like one of the best shit ever dealing with Marvel with the fight scenes but anyway um I think we go back to the strip mall and

is it the scene when they're introduced to uh money mic and them because the shoplifters come in yeah because they're staying at They're standing out there fighting or arguing, and then that's when they, um, uh, this couple would get off the bus, uh, that one chick from Superbad that was in the store that when McLevin got knocked out. Yeah, Vanessa Williams brother.

Yeah. What is his name? His name is Chris Williams. I just remember him from, uh, fucking Dodgeball. Yeah. That's Vanessa Williams' brother? Yeah. Is he the older or young?

Let me let me look real quick. I love Vanessa Williams. I've always loved her. He is the younger brother of Vanessa Williams. Because she just got hotter with age. I think one of the last things I saw with them. What was that one with Cedric the entertainer? Oh, um.

Johnson's family vacation. Not many people like them. I love that movie. Yeah, you had young bow wow in there. You had a Solange, Beyonce's sister. And what's his name? Aquaman. Oh, Jason Momoa.

Yeah, he was... Working at the casino. Yeah, he was supposed to be a native guy. You ever see that one movie with Bruce Willis where he's like an essay? No. What was it? Something. Damn, we're getting off subject again.

Bruce Willis is like a private investigator, and he's like into this case, and Jason Momoa is like a gang leader. I can't even think of the name. It's on Netflix. Oh, okay. Well, shit, I'm not going to have to watch it now. Yeah. You get to see Bruce Willis on a skateboard and they could see his ass.

Fuck. I don't want to see that. Anyway, fuck okay, oh yeah, so they were those two go into the store and they start looking around She's one of them looks like she's pro the chick looks like she's pregnant I like when she walks in there and Donna walks up can I help you go can I just got in here can I look around dang Those are the attitudes that I'd seen many many times and I just I walk away I don't want to deal with those attitudes they don't always just remind me me of my friend's sisters of the

aunts, the attitudes that they always had. I would try not to laugh because then they turn on me and start yelling at me for laughing. So I would just sit there and look at the ground. Anyway, so yeah, they go in there

and they start stealing stuff because the dude he like has a he's talking to her, I need some help over here. So he goes over there and he's trying to helper or he's trying to oh i want i want to get this and then he starts tweaking and he falls down on the ground and then uh they're looking in they're seeing in and then while uh mike money mike and donna are dealing with that guy on the ground you see that lady just start fucking stealing

well she takes uh uh it was a deflated basketball under her shirt and she throws that on the ground and start stuffing clothes and everything in her pants and under her shirt and then because after they're like oh man what's going on and then she goes she goes she goes goes, come on, man. He goes, I don't see anything I like. And then he just kind of gets up. They start walking out. As they walk out of the, he goes, hi, you're all right?

He goes, yeah, I think it's twins. And she's holding all kinds of shit in her pants. And as when Dayday and Craig grab him and starts, yeah, what are he calling? I can't remember what he said to her, but they're like, yeah, he goes, they're stealing. And they're like, what? And then she, De Dei grabs the dude. No, no, no. He got great.

Go ahead. Yeah, I was just to say he, Craig grabbed the dude, and Daddy's trying to grab her, but she's, like, beating him. And then he finally gets a hold of her, and then they're claiming they're stealing nothing. But she's got, like, all of a sudden, her pregnant belly is, like, down, like, in her pants. And then Greg grabs it and then fucking pulls everything out of her pants. And then money might go, oh, damn, they got a player. And then they're like, ah, so they grabbed them. And the money mic's all screaming at it.

Y'all got the game messed up. And then they take them over to that little security shack and call the cops. And while they're sitting there talking to them, that one dude goes, come on, man. You let us go. Have a little holiday cheer. Don't you holiday cheer these nuts? And then the money bike comes running over with a stray razor. And they're like, no, no, play, a player.

What are you doing? Think about what your mama would say I ain't thinking about my mom and said I'm thinking about their ass He wanted to cut them So they're like I'm sorry he got a little razzle dazzle But uh

My name is Money Mike And these motherfuckers They cleaned us out this season He goes thank you for helping him out And he looks over Adonna Speaking of antenna Or no speaking of roaches What were your antennas

When these motherfuckers And they're stealing in the stove I didn't even see them He goes what do you say I know he dismissed her he's like that's enough dismissed

I'm tired of your presence dismissed and she goes all right I'll see you guys later and then he goes damn you got her trained because you can

you can lead a hold of water but you can't make a drink you know what I'm saying oh man but yeah they go like all right man he goes well he was about to give him

some money too and here man thank you let me tighten you guys up a little. And Daddy was like, oh, yeah. And Craig was like, no charge.

What about our rent money? No charge. All right. I can know you with no charge. So that's what they told me. Yeah, man, we're going to have a little get together tonight. Why don't you guys come by?

And he goes, all right, let me check my palm pilot, see if he had anything going on. He just looks at his hand. He looks like I ain't doing shit. I was just going to get drunk and watch the Grinch. And then he ends up leaving

The cops show up and take those two away And they're just screaming and yelling like that guy He goes, I didn't even do nothing, it was all her And they just throw them in the car And Moli was standing there And then he just started yelling at him For their first arrest And then he goes, all right, God

Well, he told him to go take their lunch break And then I think this is when the one lady's I'm assuming her son and her grandson and his boys show up oh that's right

because they look over and they see them standing by the liquor store and then both of them daddy and Craig look and they see them and before anything can be

instead daddy he takes off running and then Craig turns out all right man we better go by that by that time fucking daddy is already clear across the parking lot then they all go running

and all those Those dudes go running after them. And now, oh, they, they ran around the back. And I think they did like a loop because they came back in. And they ran into pimps and hose. Hey, man, he goes, can you hide us? And they're running the back. And he goes, Donna, Code 10, code 12 or whatever they always said.

And they go hiding in the back. And then the littlest guy, I assume he was the main little thug. He comes running in. And he goes, hey, he goes, come. I help you play? He goes, no. He goes, well, this ain't the baby gap. That guy's short.

Cat Williams is short too, but this guy was shorter than him. So he comes running in. And he goes, no, so he pushes Mike. And then he falls down into one of the mannequins. And the mannequin falls on top of him. And he's dressed up like all pimped out and everything. And he goes, man, I'm stuck between a pimping a hard place. Down to man down, pimping distress.

That guy tries to go. go back there and he goes move and she goes I can't let you back there and he goes why not who's back there he goes nobody and he he just finding doesn't doesn't get back there so he leaves yeah this tells you how short the guy is because

cat Williams is taller than him and cat Williams is 5 5 5 damn that guy was a bit hell small I like because he always had to jump up and punch people in the face so Craig and Dayley they

I don't know how they got up to the roof. Some must have been a ladder in the back of pimps and hose. So they're up on the roof and they're hiding. They're looking down. They're seeing all those dudes running around looking for them. And they're like, man, fuck this. I ain't dying for this job. So they jump down off the back.

And they jump onto Moli's car. No, before they do that, Moli's back. They're getting ready to dump his garbage. And those little guy and two other dudes come running up. Hey, where's your security guard? he goes, I don't know, I don't know. And they go, you know what happened to the last, you know what we did to the last two security guards?

He goes, yep. And he goes, all right, well, next time you see them, give him this. And that's when the little guy jumps up and punches Moli in the face. And they go chasing him. He calls him Clyde and Dodo. They get all scared and jump down onto his car.

And they just take off their little renter cop shirts and throw in the garbage. And they go into the barbecue place to start having lunch. We skipped the one part where they're smoking with Uncle Elroy and they get robbed again. Oh, that's, okay, that's right, because it was after one of the altercations out in the front, Craig took Data to the back and started yelling at him. I like what you do, screaming at him. And then Daddy was like, he goes, man, he goes, he goes, when we hit 40, you ain't going to be punking me no more.

and that's when they pull out the joint and it starts smoking and he goes, nope, not on duty, not on duty. And man, shut up and light this. So they start smoking. And then Uncle Elroy comes out with a bat. Start banging around. They jump up.

And they did it. You almost gave me a heart attack. He goes, oh, man. And it's just you too? I thought he just thought it was just somebody back there fucking up. and he looks down he sees it

there's old no jump he goes here let me hit that before Willie brings his old square ass out here

then they start talking about how's it going and then while they're talking you see that Santa Claus he comes

jumping over the fence and he runs over and he pulls a gun out on well it looked like a

gun but he had it like in a paper bag it was probably nothing but then they robbed them uh

day they didn't have anything and Craig he said I only got 20 funky-ass dollars. He took his 20. And then that Santa Claus started to go, man, you look like Al Green. Or you look like one of those old players in the club.

And then he turned him around. And then he noticed that he had a Rolex on. He goes, hey, man, give up the watch. He goes, oh, man, not the Rolex. So he had to take it off. And then he goes running after him. So they're like, fuck. Dadee runs the other direction, starts blowing his whistle.

Craig and Elroy go running after the Santa Claus to get his watch back. But this guy's like really skinny and he's all of fast. So he gets away and they're like, man, he goes, why don't you guys grab him for stealing my Rolex? And Elroy was screaming at Craig. And I thought it was this movie, but it wasn't because there was a line from a movie when they were trying to catch someone and someone said he was a crackhead. And they were like, you ain't going to catch no crackhead.

Oh, that was The first one. Okay. Because that was when Oh, because I now are remembering because when a Smokey was trying to get that money and Ezel came in.

Yeah. Did you beat his ass? I tried to, but he took off. Oh, you ain't going to catch no crack yet. Oh, man. Yeah, so Elroy's hell and mad at them and then they go out back back to the front of the barbecue place. The cops are there, and they're telling the cops.

Yeah, man, he goes Santa Claus again. He got robbed Santa Claus the second time, and they were fucking hell of mad. Oh, before all that, when Dayday ran back to the strip mall part, he ran into Molli's donut shop because Moli was sitting there with the two cops, and they were laughing around and eating donuts and everything. This scene was funny because he comes running in blowing the whistle, hell of horror,

saying, oh, man, this guy, Santa Claus fucking just tried to rob us and fuck us and rob us. So that's when they started laughing around at him. The cops just all, and Moli all started busting and I'm laughing. I mean, while they're sitting there eating donuts, flies are landing on their faces and everything.

And they get hell of mad. That's when they go outside. And they start telling them what happened. fucking Elroy gets hell of mad at them because basically telling them, you guys ain't going to do nothing. So he's just yelling at them. They're like, all right, fuck it. Then I think this is when the young thugs come running after them.

So we talked about that part. Yeah, they go back into the barbecue place just sitting there and eating and here comes Moli after he got beat up by that little guy. and he goes, where were you guys? And he goes, we're in here having our lunch. And he got hella mad at them and basically fired him for not being out there for when he got beat up. So they got hell of mad. And they were like, man, so they took off their whistles and gave it to him.

They threw it on the ground. And he goes, oh, now it's dirty. Why don't you get out of here? Like what Willie says, they goes, yeah, man, your camel's outside about to get a ticket. So they kick him out and then they're like fuck man so they didn't have no job and everything so Okay, then they were just they were kind of talking to him like yeah, they're gonna um No, no, they were yelling at them and then they were like fuck well what are we gonna do and then this is when willie goes here. I got an idea Yeah boy and then we cut to the the closing time the sun's going down

the what are those guys called the the people that like check your restaurant to see if it's sanitized and clean and forgot what they're called

yeah those guys they show up the health department yeah the health department they show up and Willie called the health department on Moli because they go into the into the donut shop

And then Moli comes running out. Help me. Help me, please. And that the health department guys running after them. So then they're all outside laughing. And they go, hey, good. That's one cookie. You guys still going to have your party? And crap. Like, nah, I don't feel like partying now. And that's when Willie go, man, come on. Don't let this stop you from having the holiday spirits. So like, all right, whatever. So everyone's leaving next. We're at their apartment. Parties already in full. swing I love house parties I miss going to not that not here in this town only the weak ass motherfuckers all the house parties that I grew up with in Oakland was always a good time yeah shit always jumped off but it was always good it was always fun the beginning when everyone was dancing that that's what I loved about this scene and their apartment ain't that big but it was packed in the whole liver the living room was the dance floor so they were they came up with the idea of goes you know we're just going to have a rent party so

We're going to charge everyone to come in and kick it with them. So everyone, they're dancing around, Craig standing in at the door with a big old bucket wrapped in, like, gift-wrapped paper. And this is when Clifton Powell shows up, Pinky. So he comes in, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas from Pinky! And you guys remember how he talked. So he comes in, and then he gives Craig like, oh, gives him a big old hug. And then when Craig pulls his head away, if you guys remember Pinky,

he had that dripping ass Jerry Carl. So he was wiping his face off. And he goes, hey, man, everything is cool, man. He goes, don't worry about what happened down to the shop. Everything is cold steady. And he goes, man, every time I see you, you bring that up, man, we're good. And he goes, hey, man. He goes, since we're having a party,

and he goes, I'm going to need you to pull some money out of your man purse. and he's like, uh, well, here, I brought something better than money. I brought you

and daddy a little something, something. And this is when he brings in these three girls. I can't remember where the first one

was called. It was a mo-wet. She was all dressed up in camouflage and damn, she had those tight-ass pants on. She comes in

and drops it for him. And they're like, oh, no, yeah, he slaps her and Craig slaps her in the ass and she gets going.

And the next thing goes, here's my little spice girl. Like, to call her cinnamon. And she comes, another girl comes walking in. Yeah, uh,

uh, what's his name from boy meets world, his girlfriend. Uh, what fuck was his name? Uh, not Corey with the, the,

the, the friend. Which friend? The, the best friend. The one that was in cabin fever? Yeah. Okay.

I don't remember his name, but yeah. Um, Sean, there you go. Yeah, when we were at, um,

uh, Texas Frightmare last year. When we went to that other convention, Melissa and Nicole were talking to that guy. They went there because they wanted to meet him. I assume they didn't give a fuck about Topanga. Well, I wanted to see her, but there was too many people over by her.

But they were over there talking to Sean. I can't remember his name. Anyway. So the party's going for, yeah, when the third girl comes walking in, and he goes, This is my, this is, okay, this is, uh, well, I can't remember anybody, but he goes, I call her Lollipop.

Yeah, he was, he said, he was like, this is Lollipop. I calls her Lollipop. And then Craig was about to grab her, uh, started hugging on and he goes, oh, wait a minute, this one's, this one, this one Lollipop is on mine. He was, oh, all right. And then, and then this one, Greg goes, hey, Daddy, look who's here. And then Daddy sees his pinky and then goes, crashing through the dance floor. runs and gives a pinky a hug.

Same thing, too. He goes to a man, and he starts wiping his face off because all the Jerry Girl juice. So everyone's in there, party, him. Craig goes over to the kitchen, and what's his name's in there? Terry Cruz, Damon. Damon is standing in the kitchen.

You're ready for some action. Yeah. In case it jump off. He got his shirt. Shank ready. He goes, hey, he goes, what's up? OG, Triple OG, what you doing? He goes, I'm good, man.

Got my shank in case shit jump off in this motherfucker. He's like, man, they're not going to be having it. That's my mom and dad over there. These are all my people. And then someone knocks on the door and Craig opened, or not Craig, Dayday opens the door and then walks in Donna.

And then, Damon, he's like, who's that? He goes, oh, that's Donna. And then, yeah. And then he goes, no, who's, the dude she's wit and then in walks money mike he goes oh that's uh little lucky charms little micro uh micro minip he goes yeah he looks magically delicious he goes bring him over here yeah bring him over here so he goes walking over and uh they's like hey man what's up and he starts talking to them for a minute and dammit introduce me to your friend craig he goes oh yeah

this is this donna is my friend damon and uh this is money mike I love this thing He just comes in, brings it for a hug And it's like Whosh! And then the money might's like, Damn, it felt like I was in the Matrix. He goes, hey, you ever been in the pen?

And he goes, no. He goes, but I won't be asking you that. That's what he tells you. Yo, player. He goes, where's your restroom? He goes, I got to take a piss. So he goes, oh, yeah, he takes him down to the bathroom.

uh, let's him go in there. Why Craig is talking to Mike, you see Damon in the background. And then he comes walking over. I love this walk out. He comes walking down the hall. And he goes,

what's up? Triple OG? Look like you got something, uh, you got a mission. He goes, what do you say? Oh,

he goes, fresh fish on the line. Ain't nothing like it. He pushes them out of the way. So that's when Craig goes, starts talking to Donna. Uh, Money Mike is in the bathroom, taking a piss,

standing there with his pants all the way down. And then Damon comes in And he goes One player at a time man And he goes I'm working with a monster And Damon comes in And turns the lights off

And then he goes Oh what's going on And then Damon opens up his shirt And he's got phone books duct tape To his stomach And he takes him off And he goes Damn I ain't even in the phone book

He goes He goes Just let it happen what? And then he screams and then we go back to the party. Everyone's having a good time. Craig is trying to get on Donna. He ends up taking her

into his room and just trying to throw it down on her. She looked like she was going for it, but then Dana comes busting in. Yeah. Because he sees it from the party before they go in. He's a sneaky son of a bitch. I mean, all right. I don't know how the guys, it's fearless.

I don't know how you guys were with your crew, but for me growing up, and it's still true today. I'm married now, so I guess I'm out of the game. But anyway, if someone in the crew liked, like if someone liked Donna, then all right, we all back off. It was never a contest.

All right, well, you ain't really with her yet, so we're all going to try. Nah, nah, it was just. As soon as one dude said, oh, man, I like her. I'm going to go. All right, cool, man, go for it. Then we just kind of step off to the side. But one of my homies, well, two of my homies, man, they were scantily.

Didn't you fuck if we were seeing that they would still try. But I see how they are now. So it's all right. But anyway, so. Yeah, Day Day, he was trying to keep busted in blocking. Don't do it. Like, why? Hey, man, you got any condoms?

then Donna goes, hey, we better go before Mike's come busted in here. Man, I never can get no pussy. I like that. Like, Daddy, you know damn well, you got all the condoms in your... Man, he just stopped.

Look at Donna. We go back to the bath. The money Mike is laying on the floor, knocked out, and then all those water. It hits him in the face. He sits up. Did you pee on me?

Wake up. Wake up, Lucky Choms. I like my fish wet and squirming. He starts going. He's like, ah! He tries to like, I guess he's just trying to flip him over because he's already laying in with his pants down. So Mike is trying to fight him off and then he reaches under, or he sees, he looks behind the toilet and he sees some vice grips. Uh, uh, gripping the pipe.

Uh, so he grabs those and then fucking jams it on the Damon's balls and stuff, squeezing. and, ah, Damon starts screaming and when he Mike jumps, so ha, Pim-Bin, Pimping. You were just going to take it for me, weren't you? You thought I was play, Pimpin. And I don't care, man.

You're that close. Fucking Damon would still beat his ass to get him off of him. So, he kept telling him, he goes, he goes, that's not how we do it. I am a boy. And then we go back outside Oh, well, all that's going on.

Willie, Craig's dad had to go to bathroom. He's like, you know, I got those bad guts. And Craig tells him, why don't you go downstairs at Miss Perley's house? She'll let you use the bathtub. He goes, all right. So he runs down there. He was knocking on the door. Miss Perley's in her about the, no, she's already.

She's lighting up smoking the weed she stole. So she comes in and he goes, hey, he goes, I'm Mr. Willie John. He goes, we're having a. party upstairs. And he's a bathroom. He goes, yeah. So he comes in and he goes to the bathroom.

He goes in there and blows it up. And then she's in the living room getting out. Well, I guess she was already all done up, but she's in there trying to get all sexy for him. He comes out. Why the lights off? She goes, did your son tell you? I said hi? And he goes, no.

And then what does she say to him? She's talking about how they're laid on their rent. they're laid on their rent and then she was like, do you love your son? And he was like, not enough to pay his fucking rent. Yeah. Hey, I have enough trouble paying my own rent. And then

she pulled and she walked him down. You go, I'm, uh, that's what she said. Your son tell you I said, hi. And then she grabs them and pulls him on top of him. He's like, what are you doing? He's trying to get off of her. He goes, I heard they

call you sweet dick Willie. And then he starts like, oh, you heard that? He goes, ah, he goes, it's true. He's laughing around, but then he still tries to get off, get off of her.

I go back to the upstairs really quick. Betty, Willie's wife, Dave, Craig's mom is looking out the window, and she goes, where's your dad go? Oh,

he went downstairs to Miss Perley's use a bathroom. And then she goes running downstairs. Yeah, and it's all like sped up because she's moving fast. It's like, She comes busted into the door while he's on top of her. And the door flies open.

He goes, Willie, get your ass off that heifer. And he's like, what? Ah. And Craig goes, Daddy, what did you do? Get off of the heifer. And he starts yelling. Trying to give my daddy VD. Fucking Betty grabs her by the hair and starts screaming.

Ah! They're fighting. And then, yeah. That's what he was trying to get my daddy VD. And then she was like, how do you get to get out here? I'm going to call the cops. And he goes, yeah.

He goes, won't you get that shit lined up, bitch? And they slams the door on them. They go outside. And fucking here goes money, Mike, holding those pliers still, pulling Damon along, telling him that, yeah, we're out of here, man. Thanks for the, thanks for the invite. But we got to go. So he tells Donald to go get the car.

And then that's when they go outside. And they kind of do the one, one, basically he was like, Hey man, grab these up, grab these pliers. And Craig's like, hell, I ain't doing that. And fucking Damon's like, I'm about to pass out. So they do the one, two, three. And then he dated her, uh, fucking money, Mike, let's go with the pliers. And then fucking Donna, she hauls off without him.

And then he's running after her. And Damon's chasing money, Mike. And they're all laughing. He's still got the pliers, like, hanging there. Oh, really quick, go back to the party. Pinky was on the dance floor dancing, and he was rubbing all up on cookie. And he was like, he was rubbing her butt and everything.

Oh, show me what you're working with. And then Elroy comes, man, I bought those tities. And then they start fighting. And he goes, man, he goes, your girl was freaking with me. And he goes, oh, they were about to fight. He goes, man, about to bust the cap in your ass. And then the girl's like, No, no, just dance with me, dance with me.

And then we go back outside. So when Damon was running after Money, Mike, Craig and Day Day, they go running after him, too. But then they see the Santa Claus. He's running down the street with another big old bag full of shit he stole. And they're like, hey, man, there he is. No, yeah, they go, there he is. So they go running after him. I don't think he saw them yet because he goes to his little hideout and he's in there

opening up all the shit that he had stole. Yeah, he's putting on that shirt that says Extra Medium or something. Yeah, it was one of those Dada shirts. He goes, oh, I was one of these

and he looks at it. Extra medium. It fit him, no, and it still looked to a big. So when he puts that on there and then, fuck this is when Craig and Day, they come bust it in and then they get into a big old fight.

and they're fucking slamming things all over destroying that guy's house and then he jumps out the window and they go running after him um oh they they uh while they were running they run into uh um this old man's yard they just ran through the yard they didn't go into his house did they

uh they ran through his house okay yeah i guess they they were chasing the Santa Claus he ran through the house and then that's when that old that old man grabbed the shotgun and started running after him and shooting at him. And this is the old man with a shotgun. That was Mike Epps.

I didn't like the makeup. It looked shitty. Because when they did that close up, it didn't look at all. Yeah. It was funny, though. But the next time I'll shoot you in the one that wink and not the one that stink. Because

they ran through his garden. Get your feet out my greens. So they were, he's shit. That they're still running after Santa Claus. The old man's running after them. They run into this other house. And it's the house of the lady that the Dady was screaming at in front of the liquor store,

the one they were singing the Christmas carols. She's in there with her husband in the kitchen. And they run past her, then they run upstairs. Or the Santa Claus, he's the one leading in Dada and those guys come running in. He runs into the living room.

There's all these guys in blue. No, all the guys in red are in the living room and they turn around, look at him, he runs out and he runs upstairs, he busts into the other room, and this is where that one little guy and all those guys are wearing blue. All right. The truce must be still going on between the red and the blue, because I don't know why they were all in one house, but it's a movie. I mean, they were on separate floors, though. So Hey

That little guy Walks up to him And I can't remember What he said to him But yeah That little guy Had to jump up And punch Santa Claus

And then they all go Running after him So When they're all Downstairs They're all trying to Catch Santa Dayday and Craig

Come busting in And they see Whose house it is They see those guys And before anything Can jump off This is when The old man

With a shotgun shoots The back door He comes Running in Everybody's, ah, they all go running out of the house. They chase Santa Claus back upstairs, and Craig and them were fighting. And then they threw the dude out.

I know, did he try to jump out the window? I think he jumped, because I don't see them. I don't see why they would throw him through their window. Yeah, he tried to jump out. Well, he did jump out the window, but then he fell on the awning, and then it collapsed. and he fell down so all those guys went running after him they go running out of the house

I assume all those gangster guys just took off because they didn't continue chasing everyone so Craig and Daddy are back outside and then they they're chasing Santa Claus but he kind of gets away and he's running down the street

no one's behind them he starts doing the icky shuffle in the crosswalk and here comes around the corner and it's a pinky his driver hits Santa Claus and he goes flipping and rolling over the top of the limo and he falls on the ground and then piggy jumps up man

and he goes I told you to watch where you go when you drive and you hit someone and he goes remember when you hit that little boy with the fucked up walk and so and then they're like oh man so they're like well he's still breathing let's go so then they took off and this is when Dayday and Craig show up and look at him

they're like, oh, you want to say it? Yeah, you got knocked the fuck out. And then they take him and they go back to their, his place, and they get all the presents and everything. The speaker with the money in it and everything. And then they go, what are you going to do about Santa? I'll leave him up there for the police to find him. They took that Santa up on the roof of somebody's house. No, I think it was that guy's, his little hideout house. Yeah.

And they tied him up and everything with the Christmas lights and everything. And so he's just sitting there. And like a little sleigh, a light-up sleigh, and then there's reindeer's and everything. So they go back to their house. Then they start talking about the party was still going strong. Everybody was in there dancing. Money Mike is still running down the street with Dayday Hot, not Day Day, Damon hot on his heels. And then we see Day Day Day in his room with cinnamon and what was the first one name?

Mouette. Yeah. They're in the bed. I don't know what he was doing. He was like, growling around or something. And then Craig's mom comes busted in. But then Craig goes, yeah, I convinced Donna's fine ass to come back to the party and got myself an early Christmas present.

You know? And then the movie was off. Oh, man. This movie had a ton of one-liners and it was just fucking hilarious. I don't think they'll ever make another one. I mean, they can't, especially without John Witherspoon. They can't make another one. Yeah, I think if they did, it would be more emotional.

Yeah. And I don't know what the situation with Chris Rock. I know he started to get big, and that's probably why he didn't do the second one. but I don't know if he's if Q and Chris Rock or Chris yeah Chris Rock not Chris Tucker Chris Tucker Chris Tucker I don't know if they're cool or what I don't know we it's between them but even if he did come back it wouldn't be the same without without John Witherspoon I mean or they they can do like they did in in house party when Um, uh, what's his name?

Okay. This might be the issue. So I'm looking at a, uh, Tucker is now a devout Christian and no longer uses harsh profanity in his performances. Did you see that last standup he did on Netflix? No, no. It was, I watched like half of it. And I was like, uh, I don't know. It wasn't the same.

I mean, I loved all his earlier stand up and everything, but then it's, I don't know. Well, if he found Jesus, I mean, good for him. But, no, I don't, yeah, I don't think it'll happen. I mean, out of respect for John Witherspoon, I just, I would say the don't do it. But they do make another one for whatever reason. Of course, we're going to see it. But it keeps saying it's going to happen.

It's supposed to be called the last Friday. Did you see that, was it, last Sunday or first Sunday or whatever? Yeah. Yeah. All right. I never saw it. Okay, I didn't hear too much about it. I was the only reason I didn't see it.

But all three of these movies are hell of funny. The first one being my favorite, well, I guess in this order, Friday, next Friday, and Friday after next. But all three of them are just fucking comedy classics. I mean, they're all hell of funny. They're all good. Everybody in it is good. Rest in peace, Roach.

Casper shit What was his name? Oh shit Damn it I guess we should have that pulled up Um

Geez I'm I clicked on the wrong thing He's There was an animated series For Friday Yeah I don't remember it though

He was Justin Pierce Yeah him um yeah I'm looking on Wikipedia and says last Friday but just is to be announced well if they deal it all right but I don't know I say don't but yeah everyone that's a Friday after next I mean it's definitely a comedy classic and it's a good

holiday classic to check out all three of them are streaming on HBO Max if you have that so definitely or if you'm sure a lot of you already have all three of these films in your library so it's always good to bring this one out um kind of wanted to do this one just step away from all the the horror and action and everything else we always do so just sticking uh sticking with the holiday season it was a good one uh to do this one so but all right everyone that's it this episode uh brian it's your pick uh i'm gonna hold off on my because you brought up that Shutter was releasing there

a creep show holiday special okay so we're gonna do that one and my pick after that is a movie that I have not seen in a while and that is King of New York starring Christopher Walking

what is that streaming on Amazon Prime okay good that movies bad ass I love that one Christopher Walkins no joke in that movie So all right, we'll get into that one after we see it man fuck man. That's out of print blu-ray. Do you have the blu-ray? No And if I know watch McCarla released it

But they only released it in overseas Arrow video. Yeah, man They did it to me a fucking with that um Don of the Dead box that the arrow put out, it's only over there, but they said it's coming to, uh, over here in America, as well as, um, uh, demons.

I guess there's a, uh, set of those two films. I need that. I do too. I have them on Blu-ray, but just, just regular. I miss the steel books. I'm kicking myself for missing those. And I ain't about to pay that high-ass price, but no, no.

Uh, but there is, there is news that It's coming. Errol's going to release it here in America. So I'm like, shit. Nice. To re-buy them. But, all right, everyone. That's going to be it for this episode, gone long enough.

And check out all the stuff we got over on East Society. Episode 200 is out. Everyone's listening to it. Thank you so much. All four hours of it. We got that we dropped two. Brian and I dropped two ESP holiday editions. The first one we,

talked about was the 80s Silent Night Deadly Night, the first one. We're going to tackle the rest later. And then we also did give you a triple feature of Black Christmas, the original, the remake, and then the reimagining or whatever

the hell. Shout out to the League of Geeks. They just they released their Black Christmas. The 2019 for their is it 12 days? Christmas. Is that what they're doing? Yeah. Yeah. So shout out to them. Go listen to

Brian and I. We did a, we're back in October. We did a guest spot with the League of Geeks when we talked about the great 80s classic witchboard. And I was the only one to like that. I was the only one to give it a hero. So but go back and listen to them. So then shoot over to anchor, listen to everything we got over there. They're doing with East Society. But as far as that, everyone thank you so much for listening to be safe happy holidays but we'll be back before christmas for with another one so until next time just be safe out there and party on yep and go to the horror returns for everything we got coming out the main show uh action returns uh t hr presents for stream fiends rest in peace tiny lister rest of peace john witherspoon rest

to peace Bernie Mac. And until next time, bye Felicia.