The Ins & Outs - Rollercoaster Madness & Bookcase Magic
Episode Date: April 24, 2024Join us for Polly's rollercoaster ride to Paris and get Jojo's game changing tips for dressing a book case.Learn what to plant under big shady trees and find out Polly's process for hardening off.Plus..., what has Jojo's husband done to her bulbs!!!!InstagramPodcast - @the_insandouts_Jojo - @houseninedesignPolly - @pollyanna_wilkinsonProducer Andy - @andy_rowe_WebsitesJojo - https://www.housenine.co.uk/Polly - https://www.pollyannawilkinson.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hello my loves and welcome to this new episode of The Ins and Outs with myself Jojo Barr and the very lovely Pollyanna Wilkinson.
Apologies, we are a day late, but alas we are here.
In this week's episode we are talking about Polly's trip to Disneyland,
how to dress a bookcase for Sentimentals, planting under big shady trees,
Polly's hardening off and why Brad is in my bad books. Let's jump straight in.
Hello, mate. How are you doing?
Oh, you know, how are you, more importantly?
I'm knackered. I'm exhausted.
I took the kids to Disney.
We ended our last podcast on that one, didn't we?
You're about to go, yeah.
And what was it like? Tell me.
Do you know what? It was brilliant.
I was really, really scared about going on my own.
And I wasn't really sure how it was going to go. And there was a big drama in the airport,
actually, because my boys are at the age where they want to sort of look after their own stuff.
And they're like, that's my bag, my bag. And I was like, okay, fine, your bag.
We went to get on the flight. They put their bag on the floor and then they went oh sorry we're actually changing your gate you're down the other end of the airport
and so we raced down to the other end of the airport and realized the bag had gone like they'd
forgotten the bag and um I was like what what the hell do I do here I've got two kids under 10
it's a really really crowded airport at that time and like I need to race back and see if the bag so we
all ran back together bag is gone oh I was like well this is gonna be a fun flight isn't it with
no iPads and um raced all the way back to the boarding and I was like can you just look after
my kids for will I go and see if I can find this bag so I was like what do I do it's just me it's
not like I had a partner there to be like you you watch the kids. I'm going to go deal with this.
And I was like, I can't keep running around with them.
It's such a busy day at the airport.
Anyway, I sort of had to go to security and it wasn't there.
And then they had to check lost property.
Unfortunately, God, they moved quickly.
It was literally like three minutes.
It was in lost property.
This lovely woman was like, as soon as I opened the bag and saw it was iPads,
I was feeling sorry for the mum that had lost them. So found them and what did our parents do before I before iPads play
I spy pal lots of I spy which you try doing now see how long that lasts oh Christ I would I would
last less time than my children on that one yeah we did we did it on the way down to Wales the other
day and we had no Wi-Fi and we were like let's play i spy a lot of it was i spy with my little i something beginning with m was it mummy mummy
mummy had that a few times but yeah i think it's amazing that our parents what they what they
managed to do but then i suppose there wasn't we didn't know they didn't know anything else
yeah they didn't know otherwise but we found them and didn't know anything else. Yeah, they didn't know otherwise. But we found them. And then we went to Disney.
And it was fantastic.
Perfect age for it, if you're wondering.
Just almost 10 and 8.
Okay.
Did you go on any big scary rides?
I did.
And I tricked my children onto some as well because they were reluctant.
And I was thinking like, well, you know, we've come all this way.
So we went on Tower of Terror first, which probably was bad judgment on my case,
but hey,
it was the first one we,
we approached.
So what's,
what's the Tower of Terror?
It's essentially a haunted house where you get on an,
a haunted elevator,
which plummets,
bless them,
with ghosts.
So it was,
just not for me that.
I don't know why I thought it would be okay.
It's Disney.
Nothing scary at Disney.
Did you not just walk around feeling permanently sick?
No.
No, it was great.
But I bloody love a roller coaster.
But do you know what's amazing at Disney?
The planting.
Yeah, I actually saw a few of your photos of that.
I love the fact that you go to Disney and you find planting.
Any more catch up news from you, pal?
What else has been going on?
Well,
I'm writing a book.
I'm allowed to say that.
I'm not allowed to say anything else about it
other than I'm writing a book.
Can't say what's coming out.
Can't say what it's about.
I'm going to put a guess
on the fact
it's something to do
with gardening.
I just,
I've got a feeling.
Can't comment pal.
No,
okay.
Is it on bulbs?
Is there a chapter on bulbs
and it just says
plant your fucking bulbs.
That's actually the whole book. That and prune a hydrangea in the end.
And then it just goes, leave your fucking hydrangeas alone. Plant your fucking bulbs. The end.
What else is going on in your life?
Well, I'll tell you one thing. I'm just going to quickly back to the bulb topic.
Yeah.
I went over the top with the bulbs bulbs i'm just going to say that now
no such thing i i got overexcited i mean i can tell you something really really bad that my
husband did um but some of the bulbs some of the tulips are they just look bonkers
they just look silly the colors are wrong it's too much i'm gonna go next year i've decided
i'm gonna go fully pastels next year.
Nice.
They're the ones I like the most.
The dark purples do not work in my rural garden, sticking out of my grass.
They look very weird.
They need to be in pot.
I'll show a picture.
It looks bizarre.
I saw some pictures and I thought, you've got some rogue ones in there too.
You've had some unintentional colours. They did and I did not subscribe that some rogue ones in there too you've had some uh unintentional colors
they did and I did not subscribe that mix oh did you not some of them are like what is that
Polly I was really stitched me up here no if anyone remembers last year anyone that
watches my Instagram thank you um for sticking around that one of the trees over on the far right
side of the garden in the sort of shady bit it's got it's just a very boring part of the garden so
we thought i had this bag of bulbs it's pissing with rain sleeting god knows what and it was
probably like the 21st of december and i thought i'm just gonna get these bulbs in so i started
we dug these trench these two light trenches around this tree shoved all these bulbs in no
idea what they're going to look like anyway all the other bulbs started coming up around the garden and then I kept looking over
I thought oh maybe they're just not coming up because it's maybe it's a shady spot maybe it
just doesn't like it over there but no it's because my husband decided to mow over them it's about 100 100 bulbs no all with no heads all gone all gone did you see him mowing
them over or did you just find them desecrated no he's done he's made the lawn twice um since
he since he was able since the weather allowed which is great obviously it makes a huge difference
to how the garden looks but i was just i I walked over there and looked down and I was like, oh, that's strange.
And then I looked a bit closer and I just saw decapitated heads.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
So I'm not going to say I bollocked him as such, but I kind of bollocked him a bit.
Oh, mate, I'm sorry.
All that hard work in the rain and the cold for nothing.
Should have seen his face. It was this real look of, I really don't give a shit. It was that kind of look, you know, that sort of face.
Fuck you and your tulips, lady. I don't care.
I mowed the lawn.
Yeah, I dug the trenches. You know, I did my bit. I'm mowing the lawn. Stop complaining. That's what it was. That was that look. Anyway.
And then in other mildly exciting news, I've finally booked my bloody topo survey
okay this is good because now you've got the topo survey this means that we can start the design so
this is what everything is designed off we've got I presume once it's done it's going to have all
the outlines all of your utilities existing trees yeah there's nothing stopping us now baby
I'm really excited I tell you why because for me i the hat this is where i've come
to realize the importance especially when i think when you have a country house is that
the the link between the garden and the home is so important and i've got a really odd setup here
where my driveway my drive is sort of it's obviously in front of the garage but further
away my front door we don't use the front door we use the side
door and the access points here is so odd because you have to almost come across a patio so imagine
you used to get out the car with your shopping bags yeah or if you've got friends over they've
kind of got to come across this patio where the extension is going to be and all of the connects
like where the new door is going to be it is has to connect with a pathway of some sort it has to be
it is has to connect with a pathway of some sort it has to be and I can't at the moment visualize at all the outside of the house and because I can't envisage the garden it's helping me it's
it's I'm finding it creating a sort of how's that going to link with you know the entrances where
my boot room's going to be where there's you know so for me it's so important. And I'm buzzing for you to cast your eyes over it.
I can't wait. And actually, your garden is really difficult. Any garden where your garden is in
front of the house. Yeah. Yeah. For anyone that doesn't know, I've got a back garden,
front garden. So I don't really have a back garden. It's where the back is where the bins
are. And it's got a sort of a wall and then it's got a sort of rockery bed there's no sort
of space though is there all of your space your usable space is all in front of the house all in
the front yeah and then that's really tricky into the front of the house yeah and what also makes
it really tricky is that you've got um the front door so to speak in the middle of the front of
that house and so you've got that
question mark of do you put a pathway in that sort of cuts through because i don't really want
to cut through so it's going to be a challenge i'm looking forward to it yeah i mean i'd love
people to come through the little gate up to my front door but at the moment the postman does that
and he literally has to run across the lawn to come to the front door when actually it's it's
all a bit sort of it's all a bit back to front but tricky i'm excited to see what you come up with
um and it's also also all about the view this house it's got such a stunning view so exactly
um yeah the challenge is on you pal that i'm very excited not excited to know how much it's
going to cost because you said you said it's it's a challenging one for sure um but i have become a
bit obsessed now with having a sauna in the back garden I'm
finding that more and more with clients at the moment saunas and ice baths I sought sauna and
ice baths I think it's because I did it the other day I did I you know I went in Wales I told you I
plunged into the ice cold sea yes I then went somewhere and actually did um I'm very excited actually to say that I'm a new creative member at Estelle
Manor. It's absolutely beautiful. It's just classy. It's a really special place, actually.
It's really beautiful. And anyway, I had the pleasure of going to check out their new spa,
which is absolutely amazing. And it's this Ayurvedic spa. So there you go on this journey, sort of this two hour journey through the spa and it's this um aravedic spa so that you go on this journey
sort of this two-hour journey through the spa and it's just sensational and um anyway sauna steam
blah blah and then at the end of the journey you've got these this cauldron this hot cauldron
that you go in and then it's got two ice baths one was six degrees and one was 12 degrees so i
thought right i'm obviously going to go in the 12 i was on my own as well and i thought i'm going to
do this i'm going to do this so did my sauna steam sauna steam and then I went
in the 12 degree and I was like this ain't so bad I was like I did it I did it for about 30 seconds
jumped out went in the hot cauldron then got out and I was like did it again did it for sort of
two minutes then got back out and then I got in the six degree one and I sort of felt like bloody
hell I can understand why people are into this
fair enough I think it's because you have a sort of luxury hot cauldron to go into afterwards
sure but Brad is a big ice plunger he loves it and um yeah so he's hell bent on having an ice
bath in the garden and I'm hell bent on having a sauna you get these really cool little wooden
lodge lodgy looking things I saw some brilliant ones the other day I sort of fell down a sauna
hole um but just tucked in the corner I think other day. I sort of fell down a sauna hole,
but just tucked in the corner.
I think it's nowadays,
because when you think of a sauna,
you sort of think, gosh, that's really luxury,
and it is a luxury thing to have.
But now there are so many people making them in such a cool, affordable way.
You can even get these pop-up tent saunas now.
There's all sorts of really cool things.
Yeah, I saw some really mini ones,
and Gwyneth Paltrow do infrared every day.
Well,
I'm sure she does.
She's going to live to 2000,
doesn't she?
Right.
Let's do some questions.
Okay.
This is from Gemma.
Hello.
And any question for me,
please.
I've been listening from the start and haven't heard any advice that covers my question yet.
I am an avid reader.
And so have quite the book collection.
My small home is my attempt of
a house line style so greens neutrals and pops of burnt orange and i find putting my books on
a shelf really jarring but equally i love the discussions that come from them um from looking
at someone's bookshelves so i'd like them displayed any ideas on how I can do that without them being too loud?
Help.
Thank you so much.
This is so funny because... There you go.
Can I let you in on something?
No.
I'm going to let my podcast listeners in,
my little innies in on a little secret.
But for anyone that's watched me,
known me for a while,
I do this unfunking series
and I've just started filming the unfunking. So I'm going to I do this unfunking series and I've just started filming the unfunking so
I'm going to be releasing an unfunking series and Paul I know you've been dying getting trying
dying for me to do this for ages and I finally got there and yesterday one of the unfunks was
exactly this question and it was about what to do with your reading books if you love books and you
don't want to
get rid of them and perhaps you might be quite attached to them um you read a book and you
actually don't want to give it away but they might have ugly bright covers or something but they might
have ugly bright covers and actually it's exactly that i've got i've got a load of books that i'm
looking at now that i've arranged especially for this video so you might have to wait a little bit
longer to find out exactly how um give a little hint a little sneakeroo so what i would
say is that if you have lots and lots and lots of books and they just look a complete mess
then take them everything off put them on the floor and separate them into color order
um so you put you got your yellows your reds your blacks greens blues okay and then you want to group
them into color don't worry about the height group them into color um and then you literally just pick them up and start
putting them back on the shelves and put them blocks of color and it creates this awesome visual
flow of color and you've created order the only thing i'd say is that do it in a room that isn't
hasn't already got something i don't know like it would work in a quite a neutral
scheme but it is going to it is going to be the thing in the room that is going to stand out so
you want to do it right but it is such a fun thing to do it's a really like eye-catching fun thing to
do so it's brilliant if you have a book collection like that and perhaps you've got a study or
I don't know your bookcase is on either side of your your mantle or something where you can do it, then I'd say go for it. And it's really fun as well, because every time you
read a new book, you actually become quite excited about where it can fit into your new, you know,
book library. Do you know something that really stuck with me once? When I was training,
we had all these amazing designers come to speak to us and one designer came in and I think
the question was something like how do you choose which clients you work with and she said I don't
work with anyone that doesn't have books in their house. That was interesting. So I would like to
just point out when you see projects like mine you are seeing the finished product okay so you're seeing a house that's been dressed within an inch
of its life and therefore it's going to have perfectly styled coffee table books and the
bookcases are going to be dressed immaculately and you know they're going to have a couple of
books and then a lovely vase and then below you're going to have the same thing and it's
all going to look very uniform and some we're not expecting a homeowner to keep it exactly like that when they move in.
I would very much expect that clients are going to come and start to put their own things back in.
But obviously, if you have everything, it's quite a neutral scheme and you've got those
lovely rusts and you've got your olive greens and you've got your neutrals and you have that palette
and suddenly you've got a couple of red books and you whack it on the shelf, that is going to be
the first thing you see when you walk in the room right so you have got to be considered about these things but gosh i'm i would never design
someone's home and expect them to never ever put anything back on the bookshelves um you know we
curate we curate rooms to to work for clients but um i i think a collection of books like that i
think is going to be a case of putting them in their own room on their own bookcase have some
fun with it even in a hallway i went around to a mate's house the other day and
she had this really cool bookcase in her hallway and it was just stacked with all these colourful
books that had been ordered and it looked great love that tip okay another one for you my friend
from Katie hey I really look forward to your podcast every week you never fail to make me laugh
I am an outie but I have an innie question what are your views on handrails we have a narrow
stair rail with walls either side we've lived for ages without one but the small kids need
something to hold on to other using their sticky hands to hold them up do we try to make it as
sexy as possible fancy fixtures or try to blend it into the wall painting it the same colour
love Kate hi Kate thank you very much for listening in. Right, handrails. Now listen,
it's important to know that it is actually a regulation that you must have a handrail down
one side of your staircase. It is absolutely necessary that you do have a handrail. And there
are multiple ways of doing it. And it very much depends on the staircase itself. You've said you've
got a narrow stairwell with walls either side. There's a couple of different options for you
here. You can either go with a nice wooden cylindrical handrail that's in a nice oak
and that would then have something like a nice sort of bronze fitting
and that would go up sort of one side.
Or you could do the same but in a sort of painted option.
Or you could have a really nice iron handrail.
So it would just be a case of getting that made.
But that for me would probably be my preference
only because they are going to get,
you know, especially with kids,
you're going to be up and down it,
sliding up and down it,
sliding up and down it,
sliding it, lots of sticky hands, dirty hands.
It's going to get grubby.
So something like a metal handrail
can look the part
and it will stand the test of time
without ever having to worry or clean it.
That would be my preference.
Right. So question for you, my love uh what have we got here i'm going to ask you this one here because it's tickled me um any plants that goats won't eat we've just had two as pets and they eat
everything that's from tuki sam yes, goats as pets, sure thing.
Yeah, I mean, the thing with goats is they're sort of widely known to be used to clear vegetation.
So, yeah, they are going to eat everything.
So, I mean, my initial reaction is, could you sort of pen them into a certain area?
Because otherwise, I mean, you're really limited. Okay, there are some plants that goats apparently won't eat much like apparently
deer won't eat them either um so you've got hydrangea which is a great one because most
people love a hydrangea sage lavender and mahonia so it's quite a limited palette um which is why i
would be tempted perhaps if you can to hand over if you've got sort of a section near the house where you want the planting to be more lovely,
perhaps gate it off from the goats.
But if they're free range roaming goats,
then I think maybe lavender and hydrangea is the way to go for you,
which is pretty classic anyway.
So win-win.
I bloody love a goat.
Me too.
Do you know what I tell my kids?
And I don't know if I was told this one day,
but it stuck with me,
that how they clean cinemas, obviously from all the popcorn.
So you can imagine after a showing, they put goats in there
and the goats just like, you know, chomp around the aisles
and just clean up the place because they like popcorn.
And I tell my kids that to this day.
Oh, you lost me for a minute.
And I thought, which country does this?
In Poland, they do it
I really wish I'd got ahead of that and actually let you believe that this happened in Poland
I don't know why I chose Poland I didn't think they did I was just a bit bewildered
Polish Polish goats love popcorn anyway and then in the movie, you just hear a little meh.
We digress.
But I do love a goat.
I particularly love goats.
And especially those awesome goats that climb trees,
which is actually not a myth.
That's a true thing.
I believe actually it's Morocco
that goats climb trees.
If you don't believe me,
go and Google goats up trees,
Morocco,
and you'll see for yourself.
It's quite a sight.
Right. Next one for you, my love um i'm interested to know this actually uh it's tough here i thought um plant planting for under
oak or ash tree anna mcwilson that one's from tricky tricky get this one a lot and you'll see
lots of sad plants under these sorts of trees anything that you plant under something like an
oak or an ash or frankly a conifer or any large mature tree is going to struggle for light because obviously
when the canopy's out then it's going to be in full shade most of the time. It's also probably
going to be deprived of moisture and nutrients because of competition from the tree. The tree
will just be sucking the life out of the soil and so any poor little plant at the base is really
going to struggle. Same with conifers it's really difficult it's very dry and particularly
with conifers they're evergreen so it's even shadier than that and often um any sort of conifer
i know you didn't ask about conifers but they uh acidify the soil because of every of the needles
dropping so it's really tough plants really so you've got things like ferns, sarka kaka, which we've talked about many times before.
You talk about sarka kaka a lot.
Look, it's a great plant. That's why.
It's sort of a, it's a fairly unremarkable green bush, but it's just a really bulletproof one.
So it's one that I would put in shade very frequently.
shade very frequently.
And then you've got smaller things.
So Lyriope, which is a small sort of grassy,
green sort of strap-like, grassy looking plant with little purple flowers,
which I think is great if you want a little bit of purple in shade.
And Epimedium is also great.
A lot of people don't get very excited by Epimedium,
but I think they're brilliant.
They've got a sort of a heart-shaped leaf
and they're great for ground cover.
Really pretty.
You'll almost always see
them at Chelsea every year. But Epimedium are sort of the go-to for tricky underplanting
in shade under trees. So if you want to go bigger, you could go sort of Mahonia and Sarcococca,
or maybe a Viburnum. And if you want to go smaller, you can go sort of Epimedium
Lyriope or a Vinca. Vinca grows everywhere as well. So try all of them. It's hard to get
quite so excited about these very dry shade sort of under planting, but I think sometimes
something is better than nothing. Right, mate, I've got one here for you
all the way from New Zealand. Danai says, I think it's Danai, I'm sorry if it's not,
love the podcast so much. I live in Wellington, new zealand and i've just bought our first home
after three years and 10 failed offers i'm very much an innie and i live and breathe design jojo
i'm a big fan thanks my love i love gardens but i just wouldn't know where to start so the question
is i love the idea of having a cutting garden full of dahlias, etc. So these have to be in raised beds or can these be straight into the ground like a board garden?
Oh, yeah, you don't have to do them in raised beds.
So it totally depends on the amount of space you have because, I mean, I've had gardens in the past, my own gardens,
where I haven't had the space to put in a sort of dedicated raised bed for cut flowers.
So I've actually woven things like dahlias or cosmos through the border because number one, they're great for gap fillers when those things in early summer have gone over and it's starting to look a bit tired.
A lot of cut flowers really come into their own later in summer.
So you can absolutely just sort of weave it through borders if you don't have the space like to have that kind of raised bed or it doesn't have to be raised
it can just be straight into the ground cutting border so that you can grow loads of different
things together which might look slightly hectic when they're all together it's not necessarily a
particularly curated mix um so it's sort of often they're out of sight and you go there you snip
and then you bring into the house and that way i guess it's almost more like a vegetable patch
for plants but you don't you don't have to have a raised edge. You can do it like a border if you want. It's just what I
would probably veer away from is doing a full border of cutting flowers because it's only going
to look good for a certain period of the year. And that's why I would weave through if you're
going to do it sort of throughout the garden, I would weave it through. And if you want a dedicated space just for cut flowers, I'd put them all together sort of in one section.
I have a question here from First Time Renovator.
Just discovered your podcast and have binge listened all the episodes.
Work has just started on our full house renovation and your advice is helping me so much.
So thank you.
I have a question regarding door swings.
Door swings. I'm trying to change these
so all the doors swing to the outside wall if that makes sense in one room however i have a window
which the door would block slightly do i swing the door into the room or just block a bit of
light 10 centimeters or so thank you so much jess oh door swings are real it's the first thing i
look at on a floor plan so when someone's had their floor plans done, the first thing I'll look at is which way the door swings. Does it swing into the room or does it swing against a wall? And of course, sometimes you get doors that bang smack in the middle of a room, which is so frustrating because the door just opens and then you've got this basically completely useless space of where the door opens and it can sort of obviously block what's behind it. So it's really important to get your door swings right. I will always, wherever possible, try and open a door so that it goes
against a wall. And therefore, in this instance, I would say lose a little bit of light because
when you're in the room, that's what's important. It's not so much when you're opening the door to
go into the room. It's when you're in the room and you're enjoying the room, you can close that door and then you're going to get light.
So don't let it eat into your room.
You're just going to end up with some wasted space
and looking at a big sort of slab of wood every day.
I think that's the questions for this week, pal.
Shall we slip into what's in and out this week?
What's out is I, and live in within the m25 so it's it's warm
but i will be putting out all of my cut flower seedlings and dahlias probably this weekend at
the time of listening this this weekend coming i think the last frost has happened here in warm
surrey and so yeah it's a great time if you've been growing things,
start hardening them off. Jojo, do you know what hardening off means?
Oh, do I? I know what it means in interiors.
What does it mean in interiors?
I don't know what it means in interiors.
No, I don't. Hardening off. What is hardening off? Come on, tell us what hardening off what does hardening off come on tell us what hardening off means
hardening off is when you've been growing things inside so my windowsills are currently covered in
seedlings which is apparently the only thing which is acceptable and um so hardening off is when you
take them outside in the day and then you bring them back in at night because it's sort of you
gotta you know how when your kids start school they don't just go straight straight in. They go in for a morning, then they come home.
And then they go in for a slightly longer morning, then come home.
It's the same with your plants.
You can't just chuck them straight outside.
They would go, oh my God, and they would die of sort of shock
from the elements because they've been so protected inside
in a greenhouse or in your house.
So hardening off is the little dance you do where you put them
out in the
day and you don't put them in full sunlight because then they can get sun scorched you just put them
out in sort of a sheltered not too bright position bring them in and you do that for like a week or
two it's really onerous how big do they have to be oh um they need to have their true leaves but
really at this point because with i think in the south I think we're past the frosts now um it doesn't
really matter you can just start doing it okay because if you think about it plants would start
growing naturally seedlings would start growing naturally at this time of year outside so it's
more about the fact you have to do it nice and slow nice and gentle um and so I will be I'm
hardening off as we speak right and then in I need to tell you about socks this is such an important thing
that I've learned apparently the length of your sock tells you if you're a millennial or a gen z
or a gen x oh god you do you watch too much tiktok mate honestly this is not on tiktok this this is
not on tiktok if you wear like ankle socks as in the ones which are sort of quite low down to your
trainers then you're a millennial
which apparently is terribly tragic we're both millennials i don't wear those everyone so yeah
but actually you're very good with your tall socks so if you're wearing socks that are kind of
above your ankle bone like like the t-store socks like my t-store socks yeah then then you're you're
in fashion then you're like you're current you're on trend you're in fashion but apparently it's
terribly tragic to be wearing sort of low, low socks.
Yeah, I get that. There's nothing worse. I've got a real thing, actually. I'll tell you what I really
hate. I've got a real thing about it. It makes me feel funny. It's when men take their shoes off
and they wear those tiny little trainer socks.
The little invisible ones, the little dap socks.
It's so not okay. I'd rather see a man's foot than see those.
That is so unacceptable.
Well, but then there's the she's smell.
And his...
And his sound's on.
And he's laughing in our ears.
If you're going to wear them...
And he's got a drawer full.
Just don't wear them in public.
They're so disgusting.
On men, they just creep me out.
They're so disgusting.
Men just...
Actually, anyway, I just think they... I just can't bear them. They're just so ugly. so disgusting on men they just creep me out they're so disgusting men just actually anyway
I just think they I I just can't bear them they're just so ugly so that's it you see you need to be
wearing we need to be wearing like a bigger yeah and visible sock anyone that was wearing little
those little sort of trainer socks just yeah no so what's in this week is high socks oh gosh well
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irl we thought in real life we thought we could start doing like little q a um ins and outs
panels we just got to find out where we do them evening evening with paulie and jojo yeah what
do you think let us know um if you would attend such events. Right, on that note, off you pop.
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