The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 11- Beef Liver and Chill

Episode Date: September 14, 2020

Here's a fun podcast to start your week! Today, I go outside with no pants and my microphone  to pick up my grocery delivery. I also rant about feeling tacky and talk about my life.

What's up everyone? Welcome back to the podcast. Episode 11, Monday morning. I'm feeling confident again. I think yesterday made me realize that it honestly only took me 10 episodes to feel confident enough to like, I don't know, 10 episodes. Like I'm feeling like making an OnlyFans at this point. I'm feeling that confident. I don't think I felt like, to be honest, like no bullshit I don't think I've felt this confidence since a rumor was going around when I was 18 and I was dating Harry Styles Harry Styles like that's how I feel after 10 episodes so getting these reps in daily podcaster I'm trying to you know shoot for my 10,000 hours here um but yeah like speaking of OnlyFans I mean I'm there I'm there 10 episodes in um that's how confident I'm feeling and to be

honest uh I'm not feeling like peeling off the clothing and so I'm wondering what what kind of non-nude content would you guys be into if I made an OnlyFans I know that's like such a it's not the I mean I don't know what am I saying um to be honest I'm a little I'm confident yes I'm feeling confident episode 11 but I'm feeling flat right now and I'm holding in my right hand um, beef liver. I'm holding beef liver in my right hand in the form of they're in capsules because I had my coffee this morning and I worked out, but my grocery delivery isn't showing up for another, it's going to come here in the middle of the podcast in like 15 minutes. So I don't have coffee right now and I feel tired from my workout and I probably should have eaten,

but I'm waiting on that coffee cause I want a second cup and I'm going to take these beef liver supplements live on audio here because because they for whatever reason I noticed they give me the same sort of energy boost like caffeine does so here we are I'm looking at six capsules I can swallow all six in one gulp I have that's my like party trick okay they're in my mouth. Put it in my mouth. Get my water. Do you guys hear my throat swallow? Okay. Okay. So now that that's taken care of, yeah, feeling like this episode 11 is going to be a good one. While I don't have that energy that I brought yesterday, I'm feeling confident. I actually uh took I took some notes here like actual notes on my notepad instead of my phone

so I have two notes to look at today and I really feel like I'm taking this fucking seriously like I bullet pointed this shit out because I want to cover every base that I thought of I'm it's at the point now guys I'm thinking in podcast I'm thinking in podcast I'm writing a note on my phone every single day now that's looking like my um fucking reports I would do in college like that length and so there's a lot on my brain I feel like getting out and it's honestly like you guys need me it's like this for me to be a good podcaster you guys need me to be like borderline schizophrenic I'm finding that I'm thinking in podcasts I'm constantly like okay a thought will come to my mind and I'm talking it out or I'm writing it so I'm like practicing

for you guys and uh I mean like I said I'm a this is I'm a fucking athlete I'm a conversation athlete right now okay I know it's one-sided that's okay but like I feel schizophrenic sometimes and uh that's where I'm at uh but yeah I've been I've been trying to take this more seriously and like get my shit together uh my boobs hurt I'm gonna get that off the table right now my tits okay so I'm reckless I'm telling you guys everything right now but let's talk about my day let's give you guys the 24-hour update this is like a instead of like tuning into the news you guys get the 24-hour news report of Jacqueline Jacqueline Monroe's life because I've had this epiphany man I've had this epiphany that I want to be reckless I want to be reckless about sharing

my life story I want everyone out there to know everything about me I want it I don't want to leave my story in my head for the rest of my life I want to share it with everyone like that's where I'm at fuck why not all my favorite people like I know everything about um like my favorite youtubers and my favorite influencers out there they tell me everything so I just I want to do that for you guys. So yeah, my boobs hurt. Uh, let's talk about my day 24 hour update. Um, so yeah, let's see. I, I woke up, slept great. Uh, woke up around six, it was six 30 and, uh, whoops, drop, check that 56% recovery, enjoying the, you know, the slow progress I'm making with my sleep recovery or whatever. I mean, last week it was looking like 10% every day. It was, it was a shit show. And

blame that on my brother I still think the night we were up on the phone for two hours talking about the stock market uh we were up till like 2 a.m well we were catching up but then we were talking about shit like I don't know we're we're both kind of into it right now but uh I feel like that fucked my sleep for a whole week but now I'm getting I'm getting better sleep so that's good um so yeah let's talk about my 24-hour update and I do have a little audio clip I'm gonna play from this morning that I, I, uh, recorded on the road. So I got my coffee as usual. Uh, last night I had to order groceries from Whole Foods, from Whole Foods because I didn't get to the store yesterday. So I was like, fucking A. It's still no coffee and whatever. So I ordered it. It's going to arrive

at 10 because I ordered it too late last night. My fucking computer's going to die. Hold on. Um, so it's going to, it's going to arrive in the middle of this podcast and I'm going to have to, pause, but yeah, I got coffee this morning, went to the gym, my barista, I see him all the time at this little drive-thru, but I was feeling the flirty vibes, I was, and he kind of, we have this awkward small talk, but I really felt, for the first time in a while, I really felt like this podcast is doing good things for me socially, like, I was, I was flowing in the, in, like, the conversation, because I didn't feel rusty, where I noticed, I think he's a little rusty, his small talk seems a little rusty, and he's trying to flirt with me, because he's from

Washington, and so am I, and anyway, so I, I went to the coffee shop, got my usual, and then I drove to the gym, dude, on the way to the gym, if you know where, like, Little Italy is in San Diego, it's like the, I don't know, it's like a cute little part of San Diego, like, right, it's like in the city, but it's like, I don't know how to, I don't know, I don't know how to explain it but anyways I was on the curb I was I was taking a left turn to get on the five and this the hottest man I've ever seen in my life was on the curb and I almost broke my neck it was like I know little little little Italy I can't fucking say it Li let's call it Li is full of is full of the uh the babes but like I was just so pissed off I'm like how is that possible and you guys

I know it's probably triggering for some of you for me to talk about hot boys but let's be honest we're all looking at hot people online all the time. Okay. So we're seeing it. So don't be sad that I'm, I'm telling you guys that I'm seeing hot boys. Cause you're seeing hot girls all the time. If I'm just assuming all my fucking listeners are male, whatever. I did see all my stats last night. I finally get some, got some analytics on my thing and it said it's like 70, 72% boys. So we have an issue. Um, see, I got my coffee. I went to the, went to the gym, saw the hot boy. Um, dude, PSA to women, PSA. If you're a woman out there and you're wearing yoga pants, do not double wrap your vagina. Do not wear a thong. Okay. I don't get it. Do not. I can,

it's like, I can see it. It's a panty line. It's worse. It's just as bad as a regular panty line. I can see your thong through, through your yoga pants. Don't wear one. Don't wear a thong. You're like, it's like, have we not figured that out, ladies? Like, just let it breathe. I go commando. I do not wear a thong with my yoga pants. I don't understand why women do that. I mean, I just, whatever. That's just my personal opinion. Um, but yeah, so I went to the gym. I woke up and did my usual I usually do cardio type stuff in the morning just to get my blood pumping um but I it hurt too much to run my boobs hurt too much to run today because you know what that means guess what's coming guess what's coming this week guys I'm not gonna say it because

you know you guys get freaked out if I talk well I again I'm just assuming everyone listening is a boy but that's not true um but yeah hurt to run I get really like my honestly my tits get so sore now and it didn't always used to be that way but now you know um so yeah that was my morning and then I learned my lesson from last week I came home and I showered before podcasting last week I got too excited to walk in the door and do it so I um just literally ripped off my yoga pants and like or that's I don't want to tell you guys like I literally sat on a towel last week like I was about to shower and I was like too excited so I podcast basically just sitting there in my sweatiness, but yeah, I showered, and I took a little, I took some notes

here, so that was good, I feel like I'm organized today, it's Monday, my shit together, I'm feeling confident, I mean, it's crazy, like I said, I can't, like, I'm trying to think of a time I've been this confident about myself, this confident, meaning, like, I, I feel like the shit, I feel like the shit, and, like, I haven't, I do think, like, this is making me inspired to do an OnlyFans now. I think that there aren't enough links out there already. Like, I need to contribute to that. The, I mean, there are so many links to OnlyFans. I bet there's more links to OnlyFans than there's links to, I feel like I saw this in a meme or something somewhere, but there's a lot of links to OnlyFans, and I don't know, but then I heard, like, it takes, like, 20% or something, and if

you do a Patreon you take all the money so I don't know um but you know what I've decided that I want a career independent from like asking people for money and like like I thought about this I'm I'm pretty stoked on the fact that I'm doing a podcast and I can talk about whatever and I can do whatever the fuck I want because it would stress me out if I had to rely on plugging brands and like telling people to swipe up and buy my shit to make a living and I don't know like that's why I don't that's why I could never take influencing seriously I was like I don't want to sell out and tell people to buy shit because I need to make money shit you know what I and I and I and I said this together like okay for example

or like I'm I'm excited I'm doing the podcast because if I was like a entrepreneur and I decided I want like a fucking chapstick company or some shit it would stress me out I think I would go insane if I had to talk about chapstick all the time and tell people to buy my fucking chapstick, like, I have the freedom, I can talk about anything on this podcast, I can do whatever I want, and you know what's cool, like, okay, here's my little sort of deep thought, but you know how I said influencers are on, like, the fucking front lines out there, they're on the front lines, uh, PS, shout out to all the, or sidetracked right now, shout out to the firefighters on the front lines right now, getting deployed on the front lines of the fires, I'm saying that

because I'm looking outside and it's smoky but so yeah they're on the front lines doing that very important shout out to them fighting the fires but influencers I've said in the past are like on the front lines like keeping someone's dream alive someone who you know created a fucking chapstick company and now they're plugging it for them so that's important and then they're benefiting from it because it's helping them so I feel like I'm on the front lines of society in a different way where I don't have to rely on like plugging brands I literally just have to like exist and say what other people aren't saying and be reckless and talk about shit that other everyone else is seeing out there in the world but aren't necessarily sharing their

thoughts with other people on so did that make any sense did that make any sense like I said yesterday sometimes I talk and I think you guys need a fucking Rosetta Stone course to understand what I'm saying but it made sense in my head and that's what's important is because this is my self-mastery course uh this is all about me I don't give a fuck that you don't understand what I'm saying I'm just kidding I love you guys but like uh why am I so tacky why am I so tacky man but neighbors walking his dog right now he's looking he's looking good he's looking good clean shave today um yeah dude I feel tacky sometimes I feel like I have this weird dichotomy about my like vibe personality whatever where because of what I just said like I feel like

that was tacky a lot of the shit I say is tacky the fact I swear this much is tacky apparently um I feel like my my mom would think that um but I feel like I have this weird dichotomy where I'm like I I feel like I'm I'm classy as fuck like I really am like when I and I think that I think that that's how I portray myself physically like when I'm dressing myself and putting on all my jewelry and getting glam like I do feel like I've always I don't know like been super feminine and classy and shit like physically like that's how I always am um then it's like on the opposite of that is I'm like I'm like a bonfire bitch with a Coors Light talking like a truck driver like I'm doing on my podcast and so I feel tacky and I and I I don't I judge that about myself because I'm

like dude you're feminine as fuck like you like that's how I usually look and everything I pull my shit together and polish I have great hygiene oh my god I have such great hygiene oh my god um Jesus Christ what am I saying but you know what I mean I do struggle with that that's like one of my favorite things to do is just I just mentioned bonfire I don't know where I thought of that but like I mean guys you guys don't know this about me I'm just reckless about my life story today but like I've done some like dirty jobs and I've done some and I feel like you know when I said I sound like a truck driver literally I picked up garbage on the side of the freeway as a summer job as a 14 year old. I think it was 14. Not because I was in juvie.

Like I, like I said before, I used to cut down Christmas trees at a Christmas tree farm. I've like put shit in my mom's flower beds to help our plants grow better, like manure, fertilizer or whatever. Trying to think of all the gross shit I've done. um I personally remove my own hair from the drain in my shower I don't know like I'm trying to make a point here that like I feel like I'm a tacky bitch and I don't like that about myself but I know that's like the character in my personality that's like what's important you guys like I said earlier you guys kind of need me to be borderline schizophrenic and you kind of need me to be uh like tacky, I guess. I don't know what I'm saying. Um, I want to have a fun podcast today. I do have

these like serious thoughts on my note I wrote here on my phone, but then I have some fun ideas too. Um, and then it's 10 Oh one shit. My, uh, fucking grocery delivery is going to show up any second. So there's an awkward pause. That's why. Um, I'm tired. I'll be honest. These beef livers have beef liver supplements haven't hit yet and uh I'm struggling a little bit not gonna lie I was gonna eat a satsuma I have a little satsuma in my fridge I think a whole bag I thought I'd blast through okay I got excited about Christmas the other day and I thought I'd blast through a bag of those little cutie little tangerine oranges they're still fucking sitting there one of them got moldy they're in my fridge I had one no I've had like probably like five but I thought okay

maybe right now if I eat a little satsuma I'll get that little energy pump oh fuck I gotta I gotta play the audio this morning from the gym so I'm gonna do that right now hey I'm at the gym I just parked and I'm charging my headphones but I want to go home because I'm cracked out on my coffee right now and I want a podcast I don't want to be here and I regret this decision to work out this morning and not get my podcast done. So if, if you want to know anything about my passion for this job, that says a lot. I realize you're probably sick and tired of me talking about my caffeine addiction, but understand that it gets me off the tarmac. It gets me into the sky. It gets me off the runway. Okay. I'm talking about a plane

at an airport taking off same shit okay so let me have this it's a positive addiction um a piece of me thinks that if I don't stop shutting up about coffee I'll get reached out to by coffee brands so when I actually have to do ads someday I'll be plugging something I actually want to plug and I won't feel weird about it so and also I have a little entrepreneur bug inside of me somewhere that thinks yeah Jacqueline you're gonna have your own coffee company someday so get over it understand that this is all part of the job okay I'm an athlete and my Gatorade happens to be coffee so fuck off um okay bye yeah so basically that happens to me every day I get way too fucking excited to record the podcast

and I can't contain myself. So that's a good thing. Like I said, if you guys want me to be the best podcaster of all time, the future female Howard Stern, like I said yesterday, piss off the haters. I have to have that kind of enthusiasm. Okay. It's just, it is what it is. Who's sick and talk? Who's sick and talking? Who's sick and tired of me narrating my creative process and my thought process about being a podcaster? I don't know. I'm kind of getting sick of it. I don't know. What do you guys tune in for? Let me know. I'm the quarterback of quarantine. I wrote that on the note. I was going to try to come up with something to go with that, but I couldn't. Uh, I have so many podcasts, guys, so many podcasts, podcast princess, um,

feeling like I want to make it this whole thing. Like I was honestly thinking about having, you know, people have makeup collections or they have like shoe collections and shit. I'm like I want to have a microphone collection I want to make it this thing like I'm looking in my little studio right now and I'm like I want this to be this magical scene or like whatever for when I do video I want it to be this whole world like you guys are my little I don't know like I know I don't want to create some sort of like I don't know I just want to make this little like the Jack Monroe show and then there's like this whole little universe that exists around it I don't know I'm thinking of like the Harry Potter Harry Potter universe but it's it's just me um

yeah I'm getting really creative about it in my head like whatever like I literally like I said I think in podcasts every night before sleep I'm like before I go to sleep I'm on Amazon looking at stuff for my fucking like podcast background um I know I got this you know I'm in this for the long haul, so I'm going to start investing in some, some, like, some pinatas, honestly, like I said yesterday, I'm going to, yesterday, I hate the sound of my voice, I practiced in the car, I thought, okay, this is how I thought, this is my brain this morning, singing, I was singing to Taylor Gang, that's your homework, you got to listen to it, Wiz Khalifa, I was singing to Taylor Gang and Whitney Houston this morning, well, I was listening to this on the way to the gym, and then

on the way back, I was, I was singing to, uh, to that, and I thought, oh, yeah, I'm gonna sound really good on the podcast today, because, um, like, my voice, and my enunciation, and shit, because I thought, oh, I'm really, like, working my vocal cords right now, and then I just caught myself saying yesterday, so I can go fuck myself, I don't know anything, uh, or I need to go, I don't want, again, tacky, um, but, yeah, like, I wish I just had it in me to be more like this when I talk for like the entire podcast but I can't fucking do that I have to I sound like hey guys but yeah I was thinking about yesterday I was gonna get a fucking pinata hanging from the ceiling or something like I want the visuals to be crazy I want it to be a thing I want to create because

I feel like podcasts are gonna be here they're here they're here to stay like I said before keep referencing to past shit i keep saying and that's annoying sorry um but if you haven't listened to any i just assume like some of you may may have listened to the other episodes some of you haven't but um stream of consciousness that's what this is uh but i i really think that um podcasting is like my fucking 30 year career career here and so i'm like i'm excited oh i know what I was gonna say um the best way to get to know someone now online or like the most like straight up there's no fillers or filters there's no editing is to listen to their podcast and so I decided I made a conscious decision not to be serious but I'm like I want people to know me

like through and through because they've listened to me talk on a podcast and I'm excited about that because I know you guys are falling in love with me right now. And I really feel like it's going to be the most amazing, uh, fan entertainer relationship of all time after the next like 30 years. Um, like I said yesterday, I have, I keep saying that I struggle with considering myself an entertainer at this point, but I have to have that kind of self-esteem and confidence or I will not be good at this. All right. So I'm getting a message here from Amazon. It looks like my delivery is going to show up any second. Um, well, we'll just wait till it comes. Oh my fucking goodness. Like I said to you, if I say, like I said, again, you're please unsubscribe, leave a one-star review

and don't ever listen to me again. Um, fucking, what was I going to say? now I have to oh amazon delivery motherfucker um train of thought losing it not editing this podcast how are you guys doing do we need to do a seventh inning stretch yet dude I'm liking watching the Padres here the baseball team here in San Diego because they're actually it's like a good fucking they're like doing well so that's cool okay let's look at my note here I was thinking of having like a fun podcast with you guys today and do like literally go literally go on my Instagram and walk you through it like my thought process I should check my DMs to see if I have anything um I do I have a couple flame reactions here I don't want

to read them all oh fuck yeah okay I'm on okay I'm opening Instagram Joe Rogan post uh posted election 2020 trump says he wants a four-hour debate moderated by joe rogan fuck yeah i know he said this on the tim kennedy uh podcast he did on 9-11 here so it looks like this i'm gonna read it this is live i'm i'm taking you guys through my i'm literally on my phone walking you through what i'm doing and what my thought process is so i'm on instagram u.s president donald trump indicated that he's open to an election debate between him and democratic president presidential nominee joe biden moderated by joe rogan fuck yeah what did the caption say you guys are already gonna see this probably and it's i'm repeating but he said in quotes don't you know i'm gonna

like this i'm gonna fucking repost it actually before i read this i'm not excited hey i'm gonna put a um like the fucking flirty wait you guys know my personality what kind of emoji should I do here I'm gonna do like the licky face hey I'm such a shithead I'm such a fucking shithead so you know the emoji with the tongue sticking out okay so the caption he put is a quote don't you know the devil wears a suit and tie? I saw him driving down the 61 in early July. White as a cotton field and sharp as a knife. I heard him howling as he passed me by. Why did he caption it that? Maybe I'm slow. I don't get it. Theo and in the comments, I want to be a corner man. Theo Vaughn. Uh, just put them in the octagon. That's going to be interesting because it's not

going to have, there's going to be no, um, like audience or any bullshit. It's just going to be them talking. Dude. Fucking love that. I'm so excited. Okay. So I'm on Instagram. I was going to make this fun and read some DMS. Um, I've got someone who left me on red right now. Um, I was really honest and I said something back. It's a, it's a male. He might be listening to this right now but I decided like I'm just gonna be so radically honest with people because like I said before oh I just said it one star review exit out I said like I said um I'm kidding but I don't like playing games as much anymore with people and I and I don't want to make them think like in this situation I'll just tell you kind of the gist of it like someone assuming that

I'm hooking up with guys left and right is the reason why I haven't been talking to him that's not the case I was honest about it well I'm not gonna like go into detail but I'm like instead of like just letting him have it and saying yeah you're right I'm just anyways um any other dms I could kind of like talk about here how are you guys doing i don't give a fuck that yesterday's and the day before and the day before that was two hours that says a lot about me as a podcaster if i can hold it together for two two hours and keep entertained oh my amazon gal's here dude she's driving wait is she on the right side steering wheel like a fucking british or england car or whatever she's gonna deliver it

I'm going to, I told her to leave it at the door. Oh my gosh, should I do this? Oh my gosh, should I walk out there with my podcast microphone? Um, I'm, I'm getting up. Why was I going to get up? Oh, I know I need water. That's why. So I'm, I'm feeling confident, uh, to do kind of whatever the fuck I want. Um, so I'm walking around with my laptop, microphone, getting water. Um, I don't know. I was probably talking about how I know I'm going to be good at this. Cause I can talk for two hours and that says a lot about my future as a podcaster okay I love by the way one of my favorite podcasters Claudia Oshrae from Morning Toast I love I just love what she said on her story um let me try to recall like I'm having a little brain dead moment

oh yeah okay that's what I was gonna say she is from New York City and I received word through Instagram story that New York City is back people are out and about and it's back she's been on vacation for a while but she came back and I think it is so cool to and just so like honestly it is so fabulous here in the millennium are they millennia I don't even know is that what we call the 21st century that we can receive eyewitness reports or updates from people's beds through an Instagram story about what's going on in the world like firsthand accounts of shit and I really appreciate Claudia for um giving us all that that important update because I know there's been a lot of talk about New York City is dead and I think that's I don't know I didn't

even know I brought that up I just thought I'm like just like oh one of my favorite podcasters um me being honest if I mention people well and if they hear that I talked about them will they will they accept me in the club the podcaster club I hope so like I said before all the fucking people I want to be friends with oh my god guys I just said like I said before again fuck I'm gonna write like I said on a note and then scribble on it so I can't say it anymore all the people I want to be friends with are podcasters end of story not like in real life like I don't know them in real life well some of them I do but I don't like that's where I'm at so if I partake if I do this if I prove that I can fucking get my reps in every single fucking day

let's do a calculation of 10,000 hours how many um podcasts it would take for me to get to 10,000 hours I feel like that's easy math but you know me can't do it not gonna try oh my god oh my god oh my god that was beef liver literally literally literally that smells and tastes like the liver of a fucking beef not a cow a beef I just beef burped up my beef liver capsules this is why I'm embarrassed and I feel tacky but who's laughing right now was that funny I have no filter and I don't give a fuck okay 10,000 hours on my calculator here divided by wait a thousand would that be a hundred okay wait my brain is if I did 10,000 hours of podcasting oh that's easy oh my fucking goodness

so you know how they say to like get like go pro at something or be like world class at something you do it for 10,000 hours well that's easy fucking math Jacqueline come on I'm no I'm no mathlete here but I believe if I did 10,000 podcasts that were one hour long so stupid I just exposed myself if I do 10,000 podcasts I will be world class at this shit so I am I'm the underdog here with like this is episode 11 wait let's do that so I'm gonna do it to be annoying um hold on I'm just like thinking out loud right here I got to get I have to get those groceries um dude I have to do what the fuck hold on I'm being annoying 10,000 hours minus 11 podcasts i never went to school i have to do 9 000 i i actually could do this man but

i have to do 9 989 more episodes so that's where i'm at that's why i'm doing it every day i gotta you know i'm the under underdog i'm trying to catch up to the uh to the pros here so i'm doing it every day i'm getting my reps in um i don't give a fuck like that's where i'm at and you know what I was thinking about this everyone posts like every okay every single day of the year people are updating their Instagram stories they're taking the time out of the day to do a little boop boop little here's my coffee here's my little um you know there's my outfit same shit with a podcast every day like that's all this is it's it's not that complicated I'm not putting so much pressure on it I'm like dude you literally just sit down and get on your fucking call center

headset microphone and talk about whatever the hell you want for however long you want and uh you post it and then you do that every fucking day i'm done in 10 000 in 10 000 days oh my god how many years is 10 000 days that's what i want to calculate then i'll be a world class i'm gonna go down in history 10 000 divided by wait 365 divided by 10 000 is that the calculation who's annoy that I'm doing math right now who doesn't want to think about math is that 365 years fuck me I can't 36 years wait a minute 365 how many times oh I know 10,000 divided by 365 duh we'll stop doing math after this okay wait 27.397 does that mean 27 years oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god okay so how old time times two wait 26 plus 27

is 26 plus 27 53 oh my god oh my god so when I'm 53 holy shit okay guys keep this on your brain fucking follow me right now when I'm 53 years old I will be world considered world class like I will actually be a professional at this shit so that's cool so I'm talking a big game right now I know I'm you know poking fun at people that are hating on me that I honestly don't think they're hating on me for doing it every day I think they're just worried I'm gonna get burnt out so just know that I know I'm talking big game right now I'm calling myself a pro but that's not actually gonna happen till I'm 53 if I do this every day which I plan on doing um i just already saw myself in the fucking like i i don't know like a headline somewhere like

girl in san diego podcasts every single day for 14 years it's my thing dude it's my thing people this is the this is to be serious is how i thought about how I thought about daily podcasting too is like people prioritize physical health like I did this morning I went to the gym I I care about my physical health and keeping my body healthy but there's a lot of people now talking about going to the mental gym you know people meditate people like get off their social media and stuff like they're working on their mental health because people are recognizing that that is so important if that's not if that's not clean if you don't have a good mind, you're fucked. Every other area is fucked. If you're not mentally well

and confident and feeling sexy, not like you have to feel sexy, but like if you're not feeling, if you're depressed and you have no motivation to do anything, you're not going to go to that gym and work on that body. So the whole point is the brain comes first. Everything starts and ends in the mind. I figured this out when I was in, I remember when I was in my study abroad, not to get deep but I remember having like epiphanies there a lot because I went on this run every morning to the top of Primrose Hill like a couple miles from my from my dorm and I felt like every I put together in my mind everything starts and ends of the mind and so if that's not right you're like I said you're she said it again like I said oh my god

Okay. Phrases Jacqueline needs to stop saying. Make me a list. Send it to me. I got you one. I have one right here. It's like I said. I hate myself. I love myself. But that's what this is. I'm at the mental. It's like a mental institution, but it's not. I'm like at the mental. This is the gym for me every day. So that's why I'm not really putting a lot of pressure on it. I'm rolling with it. It's not that big of a deal. It's just a podcast. I'm coming on here. Um, now would I be lying to you if I didn't, it didn't cross my mind that to really have some fucking legs in this business. I don't have great legs. I mean, I have good legs, but all legs are legs. All legs are great legs. I don't have like, I'm not six two. Um, I did consider that in order for me to

be the daddy long legs of this industry and to really go far, I should potentially hone in on a theme each episode or a topic to make it worth people's fucking time. Cause you know what you guys might be saying after two hours you might be like dude what the fuck did I just do for the last two hours what did she talk about you know what I mean and I don't want this to be like any old drug you take where you zone out I don't want to be like the ADD conversation that you tune into every day because you don't want to think about your problems because I know how that's like to like okay when you're just zone the fuck out drunk or whatever you're just like it's like you're it that's I don't want this conversation to be like that I don't want to drug you guys with my

bullshit so yeah if I if I'm being honest I think I need to potentially have a carry a theme in future episodes um I do I do want to have I'm totally gonna have guests and shit but uh it's my show right now I'm just working this out getting my 10,000 hours has this been an hour yet dude my groceries are at my front door and I have frozen shit that's getting uh it's getting it's getting it's thawing out but I don't have pants on right now and I'm a little bit worried to go outside and dude should I just try to narrate this process of me getting my fucking groceries at my front door should i just dude i'm fucking confident i don't give a fuck let's go to my front door guys this is what life's all about not worrying about little shit things you thought

would fucking matter when you were a kid don't matter like being embarrassed in public because you don't have pants on you're gonna get your groceries at the front door now i'm putting on my fucking flip-flops and i don't my toes look like shit right now my pedicure's fucked up and I'm self-conscious that people are gonna judge me my call center headset so that's the kind of shit you don't need to worry about okay let me see I'm gonna do a little mirror check make sure my crack's not hanging out dude I look hot okay front door here's some like front door asmr okay okay now I'm gonna be quiet because I think my neighbor might be listening okay this is gonna be hard because i have four bags and they're um

they're fucking dude i'm out here bitch we out here oh this is embarrassing i have fucking like six bags hey hi neighbors no one's watching but i do have a lady walking her dog dude we're live we're live bitch i'm putting this in my house sorry mother earth for buying gallons of water but I'm sick and tired of my fucking tap water and I don't have a filter hi hi morning whatever dude I don't give a fuck dude this is what I want to promote I want more people to be like me okay I'm tooting my own horn right now, the more people that just fucking get out of their head, man. Last bag. Can

you hear the airplane? Uh, shit. Okay. Walking back inside. Dude, this is a vlog. This is a fucking vlog okay asmr asmr shut my doors that's what I want to say like don't want to get emotional but a few years ago my brother really woke me up to my bullshit and he like made me realize that I've been in my head about myself and I've been self-conscious about shit that doesn't matter for like my whole fucking life and that's where I'm at like the big mountain I climbed when I talk about that is that I do not get self-conscious and get like worried about what other people are going to think of me at all anymore like it makes me sad and now I'll be honest like I was reminiscing before bed last night about high school I don't know why like

I just thought about I was literally like paranoid again I was going to fall asleep and hear that demon voice again that like fucking weird noise I heard and I've talked about this before please listened to previous episodes so I was paranoid so what I do wait what I've been doing lately hi man bun okay dude he's got wet hair there's his wife um what I do to kind of keep my anxiety a little lower right before I go to bed because I'm worried I'm going to hear that is I start visualizing high school scenarios and situations so last night I was playing basketball I was trying to remember like everything I did before a game and like my sweat outfits we would wear and shit and like sitting on the bus on the way to a school um fucking why was I saying this oh

but it made me realize so I was starting to think about high school and I'm like I kind of got emotional because I'm like dude I used to be so in my head just walking around being like dude I look so ugly today I feel fat or I'm like oh I don't want people to look at me I'd be like so self-conscious I had a pimple or like I was constantly checking myself out in the mirror and like it blows my mind and that's what made me sad I'm like I wish I knew what I knew now like dude no one's no one cares about you and that's so much wasted time and energy like negative energy um you keep reflecting on yourself or whatever and yeah so anyways that was just a little uh that was just a little practice I did there getting my fucking groceries

live on audio on the podcast today pantless flip-flop I didn't say flip-flop I had flip-flops no pants hair looks like shit uh pedicure fucked people walking their dogs outside I was I said hi to them uh but yeah it just goes to show you that like I feel like some people would be like I can't walk outside with a call center headset in my laptop in my left hand as I'm grabbing groceries so I I just I just proved it that's why I have legs in this fucking industry dude I think that's all it is when I look around at people that are successfully um making it as in in the entertainment industry and shit I'm drinking water I'm drinking water I'm telling you guys like I I'm really getting you inside my

head. I'm saying everything I think, and I don't give a fuck. Um, I re I recognize that it's just like that. It's just like that. Hey, Oh my God. Is that Esmeralda? I think it's Esmeralda. She's my, I have someone who landscapes here. I think that's her name. Fucking I forget their names. Um, but that's all it is. That's all it is. People that are like, fuck it. And they're not they have no inhibitions those are the people that are successful this shit so that's cool and i can kind of now i can relate to that so that's why i'm feeling confident about doing this but anyways i hope you guys are out of your heads because of your your monday motivation is get the fuck out of your head listen to taylor gang by wiz khalifa rolex more

sex good weed no stress you know what song that is run my town don't lift weights bow flex should I read the lyrics to Taylor gang right now I kind of want to Taylor gang that song is a fucking banger if you're at the gym listen to Taylor gang I don't know like I don't hear about Wiz Khalifa songs that much anymore um or whatever but like every time I listen to his music i just get fucking hype taylor gang urban dictionary no i don't want that shit i want where's my rap genius bitch taylor gang lyrics you ever go to rap genius is that what it's called or genius.com liver burp another one i'm single for a reason there taylor gang taylor gang okay

all my weed from cali so you know i'm smoking flavor wait mom doesn't like when i talk about weed let's go and left the crib with 100 grand bought a hundred pair i'm the coach i can show you how to be a player five eight is the fitted bitches love my hair camo shorts go with anything i want to wear they let me in the club fuck a dress code me and my okay i can't say the next word because it's an n-word and i'm not allowed to say that rolling up the best smoke oh gee kush from the west coast oh you down to fuck well shorty let's go diamonds in my chain trying to steal my lane that was another n-word chronic in my brain bitch i'm repping taylor gang smoke till i'm insane drink until i'm throwing up only papers if you tailored throw it up another n-word

high socks low cuts i'll start sounding more feminine high socks low cuts smell that good weed then you know it's us that yellow car pulling up them ain't high so they close to us skip ahead if you're annoyed uh taylor gang taylor gang okay wait where's the favorite line i like yeah, all I do is fuck them once, and I don't give them numbers, Rolex, mo, sex, run my town, arms, chest, this is me at the gym, like, lift, weights, bow, flex, throw your set up, okay, I'll stop, dude, that song, so just imagine me fucking, like, doing my little cardio this morning to that. And then dude, I want to dance with somebody. I was literally, literally like contrasting. So that was fucking Whitney Houston. Um, I love feeling good. And so whatever song

gets me to a feel good mental position, mental place, then I will listen to it. I don't give a fuck. Um, that's why I like my playlist because it takes me on a ride. It's like a roller coaster. dude I updated SoundCloud it looks different or not SoundCloud Spotify it's different it's looking different I don't know if I love it but I know what I know what's coming I don't have any inside information but I feel like I have a fucking pulse on this company did I buy some little stocky poos may have um I'm just a little you know I'm a little shithead on my high horse here because I have a fucking Spotify I put my link to Spotify in my bio and guess what who else does that who do we all know that puts their Spotify link in their fucking bio

who's sick of me talking about how much I enjoy their Joe Rogan podcast who's sick of it I don't care hate me give me a career need the haters okay so like I said before I took my beef liver because it gives me energy like caffeine didn't happen made me burp three times so I have bags here full of food that need to get put away um I'm still recording it's potentially fucking two hours long and I'm debating I'm like do I do my little vlog and unbox this shit live or do I stay on task and finish the podcast which I'm gonna do these uh bags are super high tech so whatever's frozen is gonna stay frozen for another six hours so I'm not worried um dude I feel like I've been drinking a lot of water on this podcast. Ooh, I'm looking at a cop car on the freeway. Ooh,

he's doing a little bob and weave. You know how they do this zigzag? It's like a pace car. Oh my God. Dude, you know how like at the NASCAR or whatever they have the pace car? That's what this shit looks like. There's a whole, holy fuck, what's happening? So the sheriff, it looks like the sheriff is bobbing and weaving. He's doing a zigzag on the freeway. I can't see me anymore, but now this whole mob of cars is like going slow is that because i think that happens when there's like an accident or something they have to like clear some space so they can get the dead body put in the fucking um ambulance before people drive by i don't know how that works was that insensitive is that gonna get me canceled i have to say controversial shit

i have to say whatever i think because is that what i think i have to do that is that what this is about am i annoying am i tacky am i annoying i don't care you're listening okay i'm back on oh i have some more dms i'm back on the um the ig message request let's go through my message request that's always where i get the fucking juicy stuff. Mm. Fucking photographer. No, thank you. Sorry. Hi, would love to shoot with you. Thoughts? Okay, let's go to his profile. San Diego based. I mean, I should do myself a solid and take a photo shoot seriously and do it I've okay guys I have never in my life done a photo shoot wait like I'm exposing myself if there's a photo on Instagram wait maybe like

can I say that have I done I can't a hundred percent say that but I would say that wait let me look at my Instagram I don't want you guys to be like dude you did that yourself um I take me on photos like I've never had a photo shoot because I always felt insecure like I don't want to and then I also judge myself like if I put out like sexy photos I felt like like I kind of already do flavors of that shit but I felt like I don't want to get down this rabbit hole of like look at me I'm so sexy I'm in a bikini on the beach this is a professional photo with a blurry fucking background and I'm so hot I don't want to do that I'm humble I don't not like I don't know I just judge myself for taking things seriously that I think are I get worried like I get worried

it's a slippery slope and then I'm gonna drink the kool-aid and be like everyone else I don't know that's another thing I judge myself about my personality like why is it why do I have something inside of me I'm leaning back right now dude I always do this on the podcast to get so comfy I always judge myself about this like why do I care so hard about not being like everyone else like it's a conscious effort at this point I judge it's not like I judge other people but I'm like I don't I just don't I look at people that's you know what it is I think of things time I know is like my most valuable asset and so I watch and I observe other people do shit that I'm like dude you're it's like a fucking waste of time and that's why I'm like I can't relate to that I

don't want to do that to put so much fucking effort in for a photo shoot stresses me out maybe it would help me feel better about myself though if I saw nice pictures I don't know but yeah why do I have to be so me or like I don't I struggle with that like I'm just I'm malfunctioning but like my brain literally questions everything it questions I ask what if I go why why who what where when why and how I ask that question about everything this guy's wearing a red shirt why do you choose a blue shirt you know he's walking his fucking dog outside like that kind of shit I ask so many questions I I and you know what not to be deep again but like that's my big message if you're taking cliff notes on each podcast the biggest

message to take away from yesterday's is that if you have a fucking opinion go look for an opposite opinion go talk to someone who disagrees with you because that's how we're gonna get more empathy in this country we all talk about it oh there's not enough empathy people are so divided dude go have a conversation with someone who disagrees with you have a like keep your head on straight don't freaking freak out on them but like that's what we need because that brings us all closer and we'll understand each other better if you understand the opposite opinion if you listen and and learn from an a person who disagrees with you you'll probably you'll probably um be less traumatic and shit because i think it's like the mob mentality when everyone has the same

opinion everyone agrees it's like this fucking fire it's like ah there's so much hype and energy behind this opinion and everyone's like fucking climate change our fucking black lives matter or whatever the thing is people are upset about I'm not saying like I just threw those out because there are current things going on but no one goes I wonder if someone disagrees with me some more people need to do that that's my big thing it's like go talk to someone who disagrees with you in fact not to get deep but I might go on my um I got legs in this business I'm doing a two-hour fucking podcast today I don't give a shit I'm carrying on a conversation with myself got my groceries pantless outside by myself my headset on I do kind of want to dive into my

note on my phone and talk about stuff I wrote here that's more I guess like insightful and deep do you guys come to the podcast for that or my nonsense I don't fucking know but I have to balance it out like I could tell you my life story I thought I had a thought yesterday because I think in podcasts and I go crazy thinking thoughts now because I'll think about something and then it spirals and I literally thought about doing like telling you guys my life story in like two minutes flat like hey guys so I was born in this hospital two years old I was a dancer and then I went to school and I wore a uniform I was in Cali like I did this sport actor I was thinking about just puking out my life story in two minutes for fun like how cool would

that be to try to remember everything that quickly and share it with you guys because that's the thing you got to tell your fucking story that's what this podcast is about that's my big I just burped in the big reason I'm doing this is because I want people to know everything about me I don't want to keep it to myself and I want to help people by um talking about stuff that I think is important. I think other people think it's important and they don't necessarily say it themselves or have a platform to do it. I'm fucking doing it. I'm so grateful I can even do this right now. Like I said, I feel like I'm doing the fucking dream job. I'm so blessed. I'm so like, I'm feeling the gratitude right now in my body. I feel

light and fluffy. I feel like an angel food cake. That's how I've been feeling lately. I've been feeling like an angel food cake. I feel like an angel food cake. Let's look at my note here. How are you guys doing? We haven't done a seventh inning stretch yet. That's okay. Take a break if you need to I'm looking at my note oh yeah that was kind of kind of me I guess um when you're starting a business or whatever you're or you know becoming a content creator they always talk about like your audience like understanding your audience really getting to know your audience it's all about your audience audience equals money audience equals like if you don't have their attention if you're not catering to them like I don't know like give the people

what they want you know what I mean like do your thing I'm not going to change for anybody but like I do consider the fact that like I have an audience of people out there that I want to be considerate of and I don't want to offend and I want to like I want this whole thing to be like we're hanging out and I ah Jacqueline's speaking her mind but she's not being a bitch and she's like going hey Johnny hey Sally this is the audience I think I have like I and I wrote this I said people that oh wait no I said oh wait like I know that there's broken people out there I'm talking to people that have faced a lot of fucking adversity like me not to like I know you have you're broken you face a lot of adversity I also have so I am trying to like tell my story in hopes

that it helps you and we can relate to each other. Um, cause I know a lot of you have gone through some tough shit. So that was nice of me to write that. I do want to consider my audience and you know, I could tell, like, I feel like that's, that's a thing. If I do a theme for another podcast, I could talk about my life and like the trauma I fucking faced and all the craziness and it's a hard thing to I don't know dive into because it's it's related to my like family and I don't know if it's necessary I don't I don't I don't I kind of want to beat around the bush when I talk about it or like tread lightly because I really have great I have such a good family like it's I'm so blessed but I do think a lot of the stuff I went through as a kid

um it's important I don't know like it might be good to tell you guys you guys know that about me um or I could keep it away from the family stuff and talk more about like all the bullying I went through and all of the bullshit I went through in school and all of my uh like issues I used to have was a youngin. Everyone's got, everyone's got their issues. Um, let's read the note here. Oh, fuck. Okay. This is going to be, I'm not going to talk about this today. I might talk about this tomorrow, but it's a simple algorithm I thought of in my brain about, uh like proximity and intimacy to people so like the more you know about someone the less you hate them

does that make sense like I know people talk about the internet dividing us right now which is kind of true because like anyone is a profile click away the internet hasn't increased proximity between people or wait how do I think of this okay so the internet has increased the proximity you are to people everyone's just a profile click away I'm sort of reading my notes I wrote like a couple things on this so when there's not an increase okay wait the increase in product so people are everyone think about everyone on online it's just a profile click away but there's no increase in intimacy you don't actually know

them and I think that's what's creating the hate because the more you know someone the more you like them does that make sense so I could talk about this for a while and I think it's like this like but before the internet even existed you didn't even know these people existed now people are stirring shit up online and you're like oh I hate them because you don't know them very well and so I have this whole thing about like the I don't know it's weird um this kind of can go into politics but I won't talk about that um everyone is a culturist yeah so you know how racism's in the news right now I have this theory that like I don't want to talk about racism necessarily but I think I think it's

I think people are culturist culturist meaning like it's not a negative thing it's just that you're born into your family you guys do things a certain way that's all you know that's what you were around that's what was you know all those um tradition this podcast is getting fucking flat who's sick of me being serious right now who's sick of it kind of getting sick of talking about serious topics basically I'm just saying that like I think it's natural to look at another culture and be and question how they do business as a culture like oh like I don't agree with how they oppress women or whatever or like but that's not like oh I am racist I do not like that culture because of the color of their skin like no one's actually like I don't know I don't

want to really riff on this I don't really think it's I don't want to make it this kind of podcast but I think that it's I think it's kind of natural to go oh wow I don't think they treat people well or whatever and be like oh like I don't like how they do that tradition that's crazy or whatever because you don't you can't relate to it you never that's not what you grew up in in your culture I don't know. I think that's how people are. I don't necessarily think it's, like, a, oh, the, well, there's obviously people out there that look at skin color and fucking have an aneurysm. I don't understand that. I do not understand that. Like, oh, skin color. Dark. I don't like you. It's just dumb. I don't fucking get it. I don't, I can't relate. I just can't relate. I could talk like too and the thing is is I'm shy about talking about this because I'm like a white fucking privileged woman I know that and I have all this white guilt put on me fucking society but

I feel like I want to like when I tell my life story and really let you guys know what I've done in the past as far as like travel and work and everything like I feel like I have to I have to to explain myself a little bit and let you guys know the kind of like how cultured I am like how cultured I am because it's like kind of cool like I have some cool stories I do I have some cool shit I could talk about cool jobs cool experiences traveling like I don't I just like I said I have all these fears oh fuck I said it again like I said but I have these fears that I'm gonna be um I don't want people to think I'm ignorant because I'm tacky and brash and I just bullshit on my podcast all day I'm like I feel like I have to prove it to

you guys that I have to explain myself like I'm a good person I'm cultured I love all people because that is literally my heart and soul that is my truth and it's like I don't know if it comes across because of the way I talk um but I say shit like it is man I do and then um back at my note here, then I'm going to end this, because I need to put my food away, uh, ASMR, we kissed, we kissed uh oh okay um dude this is a delay this is seventh inning stretch do what you want get up take a take a piss do what you need to do who's uh listening to something toilet right now i'm looking at my know I don't edit this uh oh this is the longest delay I've ever had in a podcast I'm self-conscious

I don't know I don't really have anything here I was gonna talk about like my font choice on Instagram how's like if it says anything like this is my I'm so judgmental I'm such a biatch but like I feel like the font choice you use on or like the font you choose on Instagram says a lot about your personality and I know where I stand with mine okay if you want to know anything about my personality just look at my fucking font I use on Instagram I don't try hard at all I don't try to do that little tiny cute shit the little like typewriter shit the little cursive shit I literally use the first option black and white on everything but I'd say 99% of the shit I do I don't know why I had an opinion about that but like I'm getting

sick of squinting my eyes trying to read that tiny font people fucking do on their stories like it's all cutesy and like ah like we're having a brunch morning on Sunday with our mimosas and it's like you got to read that and it's like i i'm not my my eyes hurt reading your stories and reading that shit i don't understand why people make it so small why people are trying so hard to make this like pretty little world on their story it's not that i get it it's like a virtual scrapbook i get it but i don't get it i don't know i'm just trying to stay on brand that's why I don't try hard on my font um factory farm sororities oh that's dark that's a note here shit damn it I'm gonna get so like I know in 10 years or 30 years

everything I'm saying is gonna backfire but you know what can we just decide in this cancel culture that we want people to do better and be better and like learn and grow from their past instead of shutting them down and burning them like what are we stand I stand for people um like okay yeah if you call someone out for some bullshit call them out but like want them to like I I want to give people that grace because everyone's a human everyone has makes mistakes everyone has you know what I mean I don't want to get deep deep again but like yeah like I want to I want to I want to stand for people growing and getting better learning from their mistakes

fuck why did I talk about that but yeah factory farm sorority don't cancel me I had that thought because I thought of this like I transferred to my university my junior year because I went to community college because my dream school didn't accept me and waitlisted me and I didn't get accepted until or I didn't know that until after I graduated high school so uh life story being reckless telling you everything I remember thinking when it was rush week like my sister was also in a sorority and so I can say this because I like literally had firsthand experience like going to the sorority like being around it I know everything like I had friends in sororities but I really recognize the fact that like it's a factory fucking farm you go in there out of high school

individual person for the most part like it's you you're all excited I'm going to college woo and then you get into this like you do your rush week you get into your sorority that you pick or they pick you and everything and like you come out as this I don't know I feel like it makes people all the same and I think that's a meme out there somewhere like or it's a common opinion about what sororities do to women. Like, I feel like everyone, it's like, you just go in this little, it's like a factory farm. You show up and then it's like, you come out the other side and you're just this, you're just like everyone else. And that fucking scared me. Honestly, that's why part of the reason why I didn't want to join a sorority in college was like, I was scared to be,

I didn't want to, again, I have this thing about being like everyone else. I was like, I don't, I don't want to talk like that and act like that. I mean, they literally all start talking the same. There's nothing wrong with that inherently. Like there's nothing wrong with that. It's good. They probably have lifelong friends and I'm sitting here jealous because they're actually like not, they don't have fucking depression because they have friends to talk to. I don't know. I'm just saying like, I remember like driving by and I'm like, dude, the way they line up in front of the houses and stuff it freaked me out the chants that always comes around every year i feel like barstool barstool always posts the like the girls that that door

opens and they're all waving their hands it's so funny i mean you gotta have some humor in this shit i don't know i didn't know what i wrote that's why i put or i talked about that is this podcast too long should i end it i'm getting a lot of saliva built up give me some water i'm hydrated bitch all right wheels are falling off the train tracks that's not the term the wheels are falling off the the wheels are falling off i'm trying to think of something funny the tractor the wheels are falling off the tractor i can say that because i used to uh i used to ride tractors i used to

be around tractors all the time. Shout out to the tractor drivers out there keeping us all fucking fed. Love you. Uh, I miss home. I do. I miss that, that farm vibe, but here's the thing. I put this together in my brain. I'm not ending the fucking podcast. Who do you think you thought wrong, bitch? I, I thought about where I grew up and I really grew up in some bougie in some bougie farmland when I really think about it like we grew like the tulip festival if you know anything about the tulip festival in the Skagit Valley it's like there's literally like miles of tulips and color planted everywhere every year and like I don't know all the houses around me were all fucking nice

and like i don't know i just feel like it's a bougie farm place like there's boutiquey shit like there's even now this famous flower gardener on fur island which is cool i've been following her instagram story she does like um i think it's i forget the name of it i don't know it's just it's a bougie it's a bougie place because i think when people hear that's me kind of maybe being like I don't know self-conscious if I say I grew up on a farm you guys would like get this mental picture that I grew up in like a really small town not even a stoplight and I don't know why that I think that's like a negative that's not that doesn't matter at all like I don't but I I weirdly feel like I have to say that I have like I grew up in bougie farmland but that

that's true like I'm just saying I'm calling it like it is calling a spade a spade bitch um because a small town to me is like yeah no stoplight and I had like 5,000 stoplights in my town we had Costco we had fucking Costco okay it was a big city right we had we had Costco we had Ross uh Best Buy Petco and the Home Depot all in a string right off the five so big city all right on that note hope you have a great monday have a great rest of your week i will be here tomorrow absolutely uh will not uh fail at doing that because i'm i'm a daily podcaster and you're tuning in this is the jacqueline monroe show i feel like i need an intro music i need intro music and exit music

but I don't have it so I'm just gonna say bye right now and have a great week I'll talk to you tomorrow okay bye