The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 112- Christmas Eve

Episode Date: December 25, 2020

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Hey everyone, happy Christmas Eve. It's episode 112. Welcome back to the show. okay i'm rolling my family just heard me re-record Hey guys, what's up? It's Jacqueline. Welcome back to the show Now they're reciting it back to me and the dog's barking in the living room because they've heard me restart this fucking intro Like 20 times because look I had a few glasses. It's christmas eve and it hit me it hit me tonight at 10 p.m I'm, like ah shit episode 112 hasn't gone up today. I gotta pull through from for my team right now Uh, i'm the coach here the players. I gotta help you guys out and give you a show for today. So anyways, yeah, they're making fun of me. I'm just going to start this. I don't,

I don't care. I'm out in the living room. Excuse me. This is the kitchen sitting up, sitting up. It's going to be short and sweet episode. I'm going to talk about what I did today on Christmas Eve, and then I'm going to get out of here and go back to my Ozark episode. We've been watching tonight. Uh, we're all obsessed with the show now and yeah, I think I'm going to be selfish and do this quick because I do it seven days a week happens to be Christmas Eve I'm with family and I just need to like get on that couch and watch Ozark as soon as possible so what was I saying they were making fun of me wait wait what ah I was gonna say something about them I don't know they all support me but they make fun of me about it at the same time they're like oh my god she's

gotta go podcasting oh I know I'm gonna tell you where I'm at I'm not in the I'm not in the living your room I'm in the kitchen drunk episode uh I'm out in the kitchen taking my socks off with my big toe you know what I'll tell you something there's nothing like that sensation big toe scraping off the opposite foot's sock like you how many times have you done that in your life it just feels like it's just nice Jacqueline pull it together you know what guys I'm gonna to get emotional right now. Um, they're still saying, Hey guys, welcome back to, they're all mocking me right now in the, in the living room. Does someone want to come in here and pretend they're me? Come do, come do my intro. Come do it. This is Rob. Just come over to them. I'm dude,

just say the intro. Say it. Hey guys, what's up? It's episode one 12. He's taking me 12 to help was hangover holy shit yeah but anyways guys let's get into it um they were making fun of me basically shut the fuck up robert i'm not editing this episode i need to cut to the chase and finish them finish this so i can tell them what i did today take your b12 take your b12 and get out of here unless you want to say anything on the mic for b12 thank you he's giving it to me i'm gonna put this under my tongue and talk shit thank you shut the door od okay so I'm gonna get emotional because the b12 is under my tongue right now hold on you gotta get that in your body before you wake up so you don't get hung over apparently um science my sister was telling me about it um

basically I found the most heartwarming gifts for my siblings today the type of gifts where you're like, holy shit, they're going to cry when they open it. I'm going to cry when I, when they open it. Basically I went gift shopping today, last minute. Um, I had all my ideas in mind, but I didn't want to like, I don't know. I just never got them until the last minute. Dude, I already want to, I already want to rerecord this episode. Is this not good for a business? Is this not good for my career? Is this not good for, uh, my professional life? I don't know. We all have a few glasses of wine sometimes and uh have a Christmas Eve with the family and I'm not I'm not apologizing for this I just know it's all over the place basically I went shopping I went

shopping and uh found amazing gifts I nearly cried when I found one of them you'll it's you know what I'm gonna disclose this before I'll just say it I don't think she's gonna find out until she won't even listen to this podcast but one of my gifts is over a hundred years old and holy shit guys when I say this is the perfect gift it has so much meaning it's gonna be with this family member for the rest of their life it's over a hundred years old and yeah so I found it today and I'm like I have to get it so whatever I did that today and that's honestly about it other than Christmas Eve games like we played a bunch of card games tonight we played the game of life and there's that and dinner and then now we're watching Ozark like that's all that happened today woke up drink

coffee laid on the couch went last minute Christmas gift shopping laid on the couch more played a bunch of games wrapped my presents like had dinner and now we're just hanging out again it's it's been a chill day like what do you do on Christmas Eve I don't think um I don't know it's just it's just a hangout day I'm talking like a low voice like I'm tired but honestly delete it don't upload this but hey I'm just trying to cut it cut to the chase get in get out I literally just told you my day what else do you want to know drinking LaCroix in my mom's kitchen the whole family's still in there making fun of me hey guys episode 112 welcome back to the show I don't know why it took me 100 times to start this episode but I like that my brother came in and

just like chimed in so you could hear his voice for the first time we haven't actually recorded like we didn't do a sit down like brother sister podcast while he's been home so I want to go hang out with my family I want to go lay with the dog and go to bed and have a good Christmas tomorrow I am not pulling through from my own show in the fourth quarter when the pros would just buck up and just do it like a pro would Jacqueline get your shit together I'm literally scrolling Instagram right now as I'm saying this. I'm in outer space. I'm not even on my own podcast. I got people DMing me, Merry Christmas, bitch. It's not Christmas yet. I know you live in Russia, but that doesn't count. It's not Christmas here. Get it right. Anyways, guys, I hope you had a

great Christmas Eve. I hope you're healthy, happy, all the good things. I try to say that a lot because I don't know I'm ebbing and flowing and I've been kind of set back a few a few days here in in Washington by certain events that happened that I've mentioned on previous podcasts go listen to previous podcasts if you're confused but I do feel like this energy behind uh this last week here uh the energy that's like catapulting me back to San Diego it's like I'm on I'm ending on a high so that, um, I know when I fly back, I'll just be ready to go. I'll be back in my, um, routine, everything, you know, firing and firing on all cylinders. Uh, so yeah, I'm really excited. Uh, I feel good about this whole time I've been home and I think tomorrow

is a symbolic day because I looked upon Christ. I looked at the calendar. I looked at the calendar back in like August when I sought out therapy, got some help, really started putting work in on myself and getting out of my funk of depression and all that shit. So basically I looked at the calendar and I thought, December is it bitch. You're going to go home for a month. You're going to celebrate 2020, ring out the new year with your family. I hate that term. You're going to basically like just enjoy the last month and celebrate this crazy year with your entire family and now I'm doing it day Christmas is tomorrow everyone's here everything's been amazing and wow it's all coming to a close and dude 2021 uh guys I need to get out of here I need to get out

of here I got a car rolling by for some reason all the cars that pass our house go really fucking slow when they pass our house I think it's our Christmas lights but honestly they're not that pretty, I mean, they're, no, they're pretty, but they're not, like, show-stopping, car-stopping pretty, anyways, um, sitting back in the kitchen, episode 112, I think that's it, guys, in all seriousness, let me try to pull it together, be a professional right now, um, I got, I just fired myself this episode, laid myself off, I did not file, I don't even qualify for unemployment after this performance in fact i'm on a list right now to be ejected from this country because of my behavior on the show so i get it today kind of sucked um hi wine on christmas eve with your

family and then realizing you have to podcast and so then you're up the fucking last minute doing it because you made a goal to do 365 episodes a year and holy shit hi hey girl that's tonight this is the most raw version of what I could give you tonight most honest version we're just hanging out honestly I always go back to that I'm like imagine you're just at the kitchen table with me right now and I just told you all that all that shit you'd accept me you don't judge your friends for kind of being all over the place and a little bit so thanks for your support and uh ear today quickly if you want to go let everyone know that this episode was trash just go over to the apple podcast app and write me a review really appreciate it helps people learn

about the show and find the show uh i'm not gonna plug my patreon tonight it's in the show notes patreon.com slash tjms uh new content coming 2021 so hit me up over there it's a way for you to get access to my exclusive patreon only content and then be a supporter of the show episode 112 coming to a close happy christmas eve um this gets me way i i'm the number one bitch on the naughty list after this episode oh pillow talk I'm getting sleepy can you hear it we're just winding down episode 112 I plug my stuff I told you about my day I am serious though about these gifts I'm so excited about them like oh my god I can't wait I just I love I love when you find something it's like so perfect for someone yeah so yay Merry Christmas Eve talk to you guys around Christmas

I'll try to have my show together tomorrow all right bye