The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 124- Popcorn

Episode Date: January 6, 2021

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Hey guys, happy Tuesday. It's episode 124. Welcome back to the show. hi guys what's up it's jacqueline happy first tuesday of 2021 one. I don't know why that's a big deal. This is like a national fucking, I don't know why I said that. Anyways, happy Tuesday. If you're new, I'm here seven days a week. Go ahead and hit that subscribe button and head over to the Apple podcast app or Spotify. I feel like you can subscribe on Spotify too and subscribe to the show if you haven't already and head over to patreon.com slash TJMS to support the show and get access to my exclusive Patreon only content. Last night I recorded a little raw home video for Patreon. I'm going to start doing

videos on there of behind the scenes stuff. So go check it out. Once again, that's patreon.com slash TJMS. All right, let's get into the show. I have a random array of things to talk about today. Um, let's just get into it. My triceps are on fire. I did a Travis Elliott yoga workout yesterday and I woke up and I had a line in my arm that I hadn't, I haven't seen in 365 days. Cause I honestly, my arms were like blubber last year. So I was so excited, but I'm, I'm so sore. That's the current situation. Um, guys, I don't have coffee today. I have nothing fun to drink other than water. It's midday. I just hiked. Um, let's just get into it. I guess I have so many random notes. Let's talk about last night. Um, yesterday

was a podcast work day, Monday, first Monday of the year. I got a ton of shit done. I, I was just on my computer forever trying to like, I have to get any license. I had to look, I started my taxes. I, I don't know. I worked, I was like laying on my stomach on my yoga mat for a good, like five hours working on shit. And I worked on Patreon stuff, which I'm really excited about releasing all this new content this year on there. And, uh, yeah. And then last night I watched Ozark. I'm really running through this. I don't guys, once again, I don't have a crazy, um, what's the word? Not even crazy, but I don't have a, I'm not, I've got my notebook set next to me here now this was my baby the first like what was the last episode I really wrote in like 70

yeah 75 and I relied on that every day because I had stuff to talk about and now I just have like I have enough stuff on my phone and my planner a couple notes on this but whatever I'm kind of trying to do it off the top of my head whatever last night I watched Ozark this is not important to tell you guys whatever um Jacqueline chill out girl maybe it's that I'm gonna blame this on um my lack of I don't know I didn't nutritionize before that I have no nutrition in me nothing I got too excited to come home and podcast I didn't eat um bad idea I'm already starting to feel it like I'm gonna pass out on this episode I might have to do a pause here crack a couple eggs put them in a pan you know get fucking nourished because this is what happens

this is why I know I found my passion I literally hiked I don't know good hour and a half and on coffee like okay I had coffee and then I got too excited podcast I came home and immediately did this I don't know um okay so last night I watched Ozark I'm on season two I'm catching up because I guess is there a new season coming out I think I heard someone DM me they're like are you watching the new season I didn't realize there's still seasons coming so I'm excited I'm not a big Netflix person I don't sit and watch Netflix shows I I know is that annoying is that like when someone's like I don't know what's like another annoying thing people say I don't watch Netflix or I don't listen to music or some bullshit like that I just don't I listen to

I watch podcasts on YouTube. That's my thing. I watch YouTube videos and every now and then I'll watch a movie on Netflix, but I'm not a big show watcher, but Ozark, it's so good. Have you guys, I'm sure a lot of you have seen it, but I'm sucked in. And I think it's because I honestly think it's because it's not, it's so dark. Like the lighting in it is amazing. First of all, the like cinematography, the videography, whatever you call it, is so moody and cool. I love how they shot it. But it's not really scary. And I think the reason, the reason why I'm doing, because I don't like, this is why I don't like watching Netflix shows that are dramatic and dark and scary. I live alone. I don't like to watch shows alone that are, that are like that. I go to, I'm going to

watch a Netflix show and go to bed. I don't want to have nightmares all night. So anyways, this show is kind of it's nice because Jason Bateman is such a normal wholesome looking dude and even his voice is that the actor in it the main guy um Bird the last name Marty Bird yeah Marty Bird uh this is gonna be annoying if you haven't seen the show but he's like a normal dude like a dad like one of my friends dads you know so it doesn't feel scary even though people's heads are getting blown off every two seconds and it's you know people are dying left and right it's a it's an, I guess an aggressive, what's the word? Violent movie. Jacqueline, it's a TV show. Netflix, honestly, Netflix shows are like, are like movies. Let's be honest. They're almost,

I feel like they're, they're like a fucking 20 hour movie. It's amazing. So I watched that last night and then guys, I downloaded hinge. I worked away. I worked, worked around the system because I was banned I honestly think the guy I told I told the story before I got banned from hinge I emailed them they said I violated the terms and conditions I read the terms and conditions I did not violate them I think a guy went on a date with to said I um like assaulted him or I don't even know like some terrible thing which is not true so whatever last night I'm like fuck I'm gonna download hinge again because I just like bore it's honestly out of like okay tinder is trash and I like on hinge how people write more stuff like it's I don't know it's a

better app for dating app stuff dating app dating and jack fuck okay so I worked around the system by using um my mom's phone number without her knowing and then I realized because you have to use your phone number that's why I can't log in I can't even do it make a make a new account because they send a verification code and it immediately recognizes my phone and it's like you're banned bitch you can't get in here you can't make a new account so I used my mom's number and I was like oh fuck she just got a verification code so I'm texting her and I think I have I think I sent her a voice note last night this is like at 9 p.m. she probably I'm pretty sure this woke her up because she sleeps at 6 p.m. every night-ish, 6 or 7.

I said, to check your text, did you get a code from Hinge? She's like, what is Hinge, and why would I get a text? Hinge is a dating app, and I can't use my phone number anymore to log in. So I have to use any number, right? So I put in yours, and then I just put in the verification code, and that way I can create a profile. you won't get anything. You won't get any emails. This is, this is desperate. This is actually sad. So I used my mom's phone number to make a hinge. And then I realized they sent her, I sent the

wrong, I used the wrong phone number. I had to resend it. She, anyway, she sent me the code. It worked. And she's like, if her boyfriend found out he'd be hurt. And I'm like, it's not like my mom's using this dating app. She can't even get in. Cause I have passwords now and it's, you know she couldn't even log in but she's like if my boyfriend found out he'd be hurt she's like hope all goes well flame thumbs up heart surfer babe emojis love my mom so shout out mom for hooking me up it immediately like here's the thing I I was like I said you're it's like 9 p.m. I'm making a hinge profile you know and then it's not as exciting as I thought it wasn't great the pool of men right now I don't know what's happening um it just wasn't it wasn't

what I thought because the last time I had it well I don't know just like it the app totally like I was okay what am I trying to say here let me work this out it seemed like there were better options on hinge and I know that sounds superficial and dumb but it was I feel like you have to pay for it. It's guys taking it more seriously than just Tinder type bullshit. So last year when I had it, it really worked. I liked it a lot. And, um, I went on a few dates. All the guys were great, but except for the one, we all know the man who will not be named anyways, but last night, it wasn't it. I was like, this was worse than fucking Tinder. And I thought, you know what? I might just do. I might put pictures of my podcast, um, art, whatever thing, what's it

called? My cover art and just promote it. Just fucking promote it. I podcast seven days a week, the Jacqueline row show, patrion.com slash TJMS. I could fucking, you know what? I bet I could get, and then a few pictures of me, but I probably could get, I could grow my audience through hinge. Is that I'll probably get banned again though. I'll probably get banned again for that'll be uh I'd be violating the terms if I was using it for um personal gain and whatever business but I don't know you guys I could tell you what I wrote on here my most controversial opinion I thought of this in two seconds soup sucks soup sucks I hate I don't I don't I don't do soup. It's, I do at a Chinese restaurant, I'll do that miso or an Asian restaurant. You know how

they give out, give you the little broth, a little tofu rolling around in it. I'll do that. I'll do my grandma's chicken noodle soup. Excuse me. It's her championship soup. She calls it championship soup. Uh, it's like her best soup. I do that. Uh, I remember one time my dad made five hour chili. I'll do that I do I like chili see that's different than soup but I don't know I'm not a big soup person so I wrote my controversial opinion because you have to answer a little stupid prompt here to complete your profile so my most controversial opinion is soup sucks um I don't know I geek out on JRE fucking trying to you know track the men that all this I mean every everyone I know listens to Joe Rogan but I feel like that might people might be like oh

she's you know we can listen we can watch JRE together yeah so yeah I did that last night passed out went to bed slept amazing again on my new mattress um slept great I woke up early I think I woke up at six yeah woke up at six uh both of my stocks had that I'm looking at right now have I told you guys I don't know if I've talked to you guys about what stocks I'm in but I had a couple of press releases come out, which I was excited about. So I had a good Monday in terms of that, like my investing stuff, stuff. I don't know. What do you call it? My investment portfolio. I was like, shit, I got a couple of PRs to read today. That's a press release. A company will put out, you know, there's news about a company and then you,

you know your stock usually bumps up after that or things change so I was up early looking at my stocks reading stuff make coffee and there's a notification speaking of which from my stock um that's kind of wild that happened just now what is it at it's up six percent cool all right so I did that make coffee got all dressed and ready to go on my hike I did laundry today I headed up north. You guys know the drill. I have a specific laundromat I go to because it's clean and they take my visa because I don't fucking collect quarters. I don't like feeling, I don't like, I don't like collecting quarters. I don't like putting quarters in machines. If your laundromat doesn't have a card swiper, I don't go to you. I don't go to it. I hate feeling like I'm going

back in time and I don't like feeling it. This sounds fucked up, but it's, I feel poor. I feel like I have to pinch pennies, collect quarters to fucking do my laundry every week. It's just a lot. And you know what? Here's the issue, Jocelyn. You have a laundry option here and I think it's 25 bucks extra a month, which is so worth it. I'm going to do, you know what? I'm going to call my landlord. Let me write this right down right now. Laundry. Call landlord. Put her name. Yeah. Like, I don't know what I've been doing. I think I like the ritual though. I like going to the laundromat because they drive up to where I used to live it's like this nice thing so I did that before my hike hike no one was out there marine layer was crazy couldn't see anything I

was um like you I was at the top of the hike you look out you can't even see the ocean like it's completely foggy um waves were huge again it was great like there were just mostly like surfers and old people doing their morning walks and me so it was chill um I did it for yeah like an hour and a half I listened to the Michael Costa one of the Rogan episodes I don't know one of the latest ones felt great I was caffeinated energized had done my laundry good morning in the stock market I yeah started my day out like that uh drove home immediately got excited I showered and got all ready for my podcast here I am so let's speed you up to some notes I took um this is last night when I was watching Ozark

wait it's on my phone okay so and I also have some things I asked for topics on Instagram to talk about today so I'm going to mention or I'm going to go on about some of those that you guys sent me here we go oh, I had to, I remember that I said a few, like, back in November, October, when I first started this, that I'm hiring staff in five years, so shoot me a DM if you'd like to work for me in five years, I'm hiring staff, at first, so I said strictly diversity hires, like, if you're white, I'm sorry, you're not, I won't be hiring white people, but honestly, now I'm getting sick and tired of like I just looked at I was joking obviously it's because of the times and I was

saying that only diversity meaning no white people does that make sense I think we're all on the same page with why some jokingly obviously but I'm really getting sick and tired of how everything is like and is this is this this should not come it's probably going to come across like white privilege racist whatever you want to call it but like I was just looking at Bon Appetit on YouTube again. And I don't think they hired that because they had a big scandal last year. I forget what happened. I think the CEO of the company did some fucked up shit and all the main people, a few of them stayed, I think, but a lot of the main people, because they had an amazing YouTube channel. I don't know if anyone watched Bon Appetit's YouTube, but they had a really cool

thing going on, but there was a huge scandal. Anyways, what I'm saying this for is it's like they purposely didn't hire a single white person on the new staff and it's like it's almost too obvious and I don't know I guess a lot of people would argue well you know that's how we feel whenever we see people on TV there's only mostly white people but I don't know it's just kind of like weird I should read the comments I was I was reading the comments on a few of the new videos and it's just like something about that it's like even Joe Biden what he's done with his new cabinet is that is he even going to be our president I still don't even know if he's going to be our president was that racist god damn it am I canceled do you guys know what I mean it's like

an obvious play everyone's doing it now these companies are like it's like in your face no white people are getting hired am I allowed to get offended about that I'm not even offended I'm just kind of like really come on okay I just remember a TikTok I saw that I want to show you guys or play because I'm now I'm on this like racism topic somehow and diversity I don't know how this came up I'm not trying to be offensive but just hear me out this is kind of a cool take or something that's I don't know I I learned something when I listened to this um black woman say this so this is interesting. Someone commented on her video, white privilege and climate change are real though. Like it's not up for debate. This is like so off topic. I was just talking about

Bon Appetit and me hiring people in five years. I don't even know why I said that. It was a joke at first. I just remembered it last night. So I was like, oh, I should bring that up again. Shoot me a DM if you want to work for me. Guys, I don't even know how I got here, but this, anyways this woman rebuttaled or she replied and this is what she said her name's kaylee no white privilege does not exist and it hasn't in a long time literally as a black person you can get free money to go to school solely based off the color of your skin as a black person you can literally trash a white person and get applauded for it if you're a white person no absolutely not you would get your ass handed to you black people literally sit here and play the

victim poor me i can't get a job oh poor me it's the white man's fault that i can't do this no it's poor you because you're lazy you guys can literally sit here and burn and loot and steal things and absolutely get away with it if a white person were to do it you guys literally get away with making white people kiss your asses for something you weren't even alive for like you do realize white people were also slaves too so stop playing victim get your ass a job and pay for your own shit because white people or i or taxpayers do not want to do it off my page with your victim anyway she's talking about being a victim and i just like how she said it's you know i'm seeing it speaking of tiktok i'm seeing it all over how you'll see a black person why the fuck it's 2021

this is so last year but you know what let's still talk about it whatever it's on the mind i keep seeing these videos of white or black people like literally saying racist things about white people and they can get away with that like they can get away with it but like we aren't allowed i'm not saying like it's not neither of it none of it's good it shouldn't none of it's okay i'm just saying that there's like a trend like especially last year that white people are racist and we can talk about that all day long but you know and the white privilege she was mentioning that. It's like, no, black people can literally get money to go to school just because of the color of their skin. And I remember I got, it was like 3.8, three, uh, three sport athlete,

all honors classes, good SAT scores, um, leadership class. Like I was top of my class, right. In high school. And I had, there's like six kids that were not white. And this is just what it was facts that got into the university I want to go to and a lot I knew a lot of them like didn't have sports they had average they're average right and I knew that there are some of them were my friends and I think one of them was a star football player yeah he was I think he even played or tried to walk on there but you know here I am like I had everything on paper right I'm the white girl I don't know if that was why but it just seems like there's a lot of opportunities for minorities out there that it's not like white people have that advantage I don't

know but apparently just because their skin color is white we just have it better in life I don't know you could argue it both ways fuck I feel awkward talking about that at all I don't like to touch racism because I just think it's I don't know I don't think it's as bad as the media tells us I don't think it's um I think it's been just overblown so much and it's almost like the more we talk about the more racism there is I know the white people are getting really pissed off fuck okay so yeah why did I write that note just because I'm like oh I'm gonna hire Steph in five years as a joke and then I fucking talk about diversity another thing I'm seeing is a lot of people on TikTok making sense about how there's two genders and if you think otherwise you like

the people that fling flip-flop flip-flop back and forth you gotta they have like bracelets that distinguish what to refer to them as that day like are you a she or wait a her a she her a he him or a them a they them like they are it depends on the day they're a different gender you know that whole thing well a lot of people on tiktok are making videos about how that's actually a mental health issue that's a that's a you go see a doctor that's not normal and i'm starting to see a wave like a big movement of people with some common sense saying this is why are we making everything why do we have to accept everything and make everything okay and that we don't i don't know because it's uncomfortable like it's it's not normal like well fuck that's the point of it

it's like, well, it's a new normal. It's a new, fuck, I don't know. It's like too open-minded. It sounds, it's starting to sound crazy when people are wearing bracelets. You have to make sure you check their wrist before you say she, he, them. It's very confusing. So I'm seeing a whole movement on TikTok right now that's like, or the best thing is when like this, let me go play a TikTok. I don't know why I'm on TikTok so much today, but let's just find it. I think I liked it this girl like basically um she wrote on her oh yeah she she made a video and she's like slicking her hair back um she's like short I think I don't know if she's a lesbian if she's straight whatever or she's like when I can attract both genders and she like slicks her hair back and

Looks all cool. This is the audio. Both. As in two. Two genders. Good to know. Good to know. This girl made a video in response to that, like, oh, two genders.

Like, a lot of these people out there are saying, oh, I can attract both genders. Well, you're saying two. There's two. Oh. Or people with coronavirus. The only COVID cases are men and women. that's it I don't know I'm I don't know I feel annoying why did I get on this leave me a one star review if you're offended I get it by the way go leave a review it helps people find out

about the show uh it helps me out yeah if you're offended just now please write me a raving or terrible just like this girl's racist she's you know transphobic and just go for it leave my full permission, so I wrote here, I don't trust people who eat popcorn with one piece of popcorn at a time, I don't know why I thought of this, I think I was watching, yeah, I saw a commercial, this is what, I saw a commercial, and this, it was like a, I think it was like a medication that you're trying to sell, right, and this woman's like eating one piece of popcorn, and she's just like all like for the camera, all cute, right, I'm like, I don't, if you eat popcorn one at a time, I don't trust you, I can't be friends with you I don't even want to look at you like what are you doing use a spoon

you fucking psycho eat popcorn with a spoon I don't know how else to say it like that's the way to do it so yeah I'm just kidding guys it's a handful you use a hand I don't know why I said spoon you fucking take your hand in there do you ever just find yourself chilling alone eating popcorn going how I have I mean first of all I've my mouth like I can fit so much popcorn at once but when I'm alone eating popcorn it's disgusting first of all when I'm alone eating compared to when I'm out at like a date I'm just like I'm just like sloppy about it and then as soon as I'm in front of a cute boy I'm like so dainty and I have so much etiquette and like poise with how I'm eating I'd like to say I do that alone but not always a lot of times I'm like I could be laying

on the couch eating. I don't like to do that. I, I, I like making myself dinner, setting the table, like sitting down. I'll probably have, you know, a podcast on or some sort of thing on, but it's usually sloppy and just like, do you guys catch yourself that or catch yourself though with popcorn? Just like barrels in your fucking face. I have a bottomless stomach with popcorn. I can eat so I just I have no breaks I could eat an entire I mean I haven't done it I haven't been to the movie theater in a while but when I was little I remember we get like the refills like six times during a fucking movie as a family and I'd have my own I'd be like fucking 12 years old with like giant barrel of popcorn in front of me just pounding it see that's a fucking random

thought I had people because that that commercial I was like oh eating popcorn one at a time fucking annoying. Don't do it. Okay. This is a thing I have to do today. I'm going to create a cleaning schedule. Um, I don't know why I've got this little cute apartment, right? But cleaning is just such a bitch. And I feel like it's because I've been deep cleaning it once a week, once a week since I moved in, but I'm realizing I should probably pick one area a day to focus on or like have one day of the week that's specifically laundry that's it one day of the week I'm like wiping down my fridge one day of the week I'm doing my bathroom like getting my fucking shower tiles I hate cleaning I keep talking about my shower tiles I need a device I

honestly think I need some power tools I need a high powered drill with a little spinny brush on it to do my shower tiles because I'm speaking of a tricep my speaking of burning triceps that's a great workout cleaning shower tiles so yeah I feel like I learned or I read a little thing like adulting tip some bullshit like buzzfeed thing probably make a cleaning schedule so like each or it's like uh you've got cleaning and then certain day of the week you go to the grocery store just very routine I kind of like that idea because as you know I work from home I podcast from home everything's from home every day kind of feels the same so when I have a set routine with cleaning it feel I just feel like I know what I'm doing every day instead of random like

I would just kind of uh what's it called improvising it whenever I see something these get done I'm like yeah because sometimes what I don't like when I get overwhelmed like I have to do it all at once especially on a Saturday when I want to chill I don't want to have to clean everything maybe I'll do uh my I'll like mop I'll do like floors really good on Saturdays vacuum mop, get the bleach out, you know, really make the place smell good. I feel like that's my favorite shit. The reason I like cleaning is I like to sit and inhale the fumes. I lock my door. No, I'm kidding. In my bathroom, when I'm putting the pine saw on the toilet, I'm just like, this is a, it's great. It just, and then throughout the day after you clean,

it smells like cleaning products. I love it. In fact, I'm in a fucking Windex. Nice. I'm in a fucking Windex today. I got my, so since I've been home, I have a giant mirror. I think you guys might've seen it in some pictures. It's like six feet tall. It's fucking huge. It's really dusty and I haven't cleaned it yet. So I think I'm going to hit the Windex in a bit. I'm holding my water here. I got a DM from someone. I think he owns a water company. he shot me a DM about oh no not crystal geyser because I had a picture of me drinking crystal geyser on Instagram he's like oh not crystal and I'm like what I like it spring crystal geyser natural spring water it works I like it it actually tastes good for bottled water I don't

know I buy the gallons of it it's easy because it's one gallon a day I buy like 10 of these a week just okay this is the most cancelable pop this podcast now I'm gonna have the climate change people that fucking climate people coming after me the plastic people coming after me fuck my life I talked about racism I talked about trans folk uh trans stuff now I'm talking about buying plastic water bottles every week god damn it do I delete this do I take a chance do I risk it all this still get buried. I podcast seven days a week. This, this episode will be in the trenches. You'll have to really dig it up to find, um, but then it's like, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Nowadays, everything's documented and you can trace it and you can find it. And so people like

it was a Jimmy Fallon or like people from the past Shane Dawson got canceled from shit like 10 years ago. People will find it and they'll use that against you in the future. Here's the thing. I don't come on here to offend people. I come on here to make you happy and to make you have, you know, I don't know, have fun, be entertained, whatever. Just listen to something. Someone else talk about life. Like, that's why I'm here. I have no intentions to like, Oh, I buy plastic water bottles. Cause I fucking hate the planet. Cause as you know, right now, while I'm drinking this I've got my I've got my fucking laundry hanging I don't use a dryer okay so I'm helping the planet in that way killing the plant you know what and am I gonna be that am I gonna be that

millennial am I gonna be that uh ignorant person who says not in my lifetime bitch not in my lifetime I don't I just don't see how I don't know if I have a lot of hope right now the future of this country, this planet, politics, everything. Cause it's just been a shit show over the last year, but I know one small change can make a huge difference. Of course. And guys, I, it's not like I, here's the, here's the issue. I bought a water filter. I talked about this like in September and it was, uh, it was faulty. There was a defect in the, and it's why I had to, I had to return it. And my jackass self was like, I'm not going to buy that one again. And then I never bought a new water filter so I buy bottled and you know what every you know every fucking podcast host I

watch has about 10 water bottles on the on the table bottled water it's usually like crystal geyser irish spring soap what's the other one oh the other one's worse mountain spring it's like the red uh wrapper so whatever okay just follow I'm following the trends as a podcast host I gotta stay relevant I gotta have fucking plastic water bottles on my table anyways but I am in this my I am in this headspace where I'm like okay I'm 27 this year holy shit um they gave us seven years remember that countdown they put in I think it like new york city the seven year clock that happened in like july or early last year seven years until we all can't breathe and we're all gonna die because of the fucking layer on the

the what's it called the the earth oxygen layer whatever what's that called the atmosphere it's gonna be so thin because we're fucking gassing it up with all these all this cow shit i love how they just say how cow shit is the methane from cow shit is causing the planet to collapse and fucking go to hell um I like how that's I just remember watching um one of those documentaries vegan doc is probably a vegan one I was vegan for three years you know there's another reason to hate me why'd I go back I like meat I do I grew up with meat I like meat I feel better when to eat meat uh not to sound like fucking Joe Rogan but you know and all the boys you know what a lot of people out there eat meat I don't like I didn't like how I felt honestly

honestly my health I noticed you could be like oh you weren't doing it right but I was raw vegan for six months I was raw till four for like two years mostly fruits all all day and then at night I'd have things like sweet potatoes rice lentils I was never eating fake meat like impossible burgers well they even haven't that have them at that point this was like a no oh two no I was like probably like 2015 2014 um I was eating natural everything good I was I felt great and got to the point though where I was like my nails weren't growing I had headaches all the time all the time I could not stop getting headaches and I was like okay well I'm technically eating all healthy like natural whole foods but I'm what's happening here and

then I started eating fish white fish again sushi that type of stuff and then chicken red meat all that and I felt better and I feel better that way so you can't win do what works for you and back to the guy about the water he goes oh that's too bad it's full of chemicals or something and i said i i wrote back i said uh so is the air you breathe and then he said something back and then i replied i don't remember what he said i could just read it and then i said my elders my relatives have all lived past 100 like 103 102 they drink tap water their whole fucking life they smoke cigarettes they ate meat they ate meat and potatoes and pie and they made it up to made it made it to 100 i feel like a lot of this i think what's happening is a lot of people are learning

about science and biology and how the body works and how your gut works and how your brain all this shit which is amazing i think it's smart to and this is probably why we'll live to 120 because we're going to make these changes after we have this you know we've acquired all this new knowledge and we're gonna like make changes now and probably live longer but at some point you can't you can't do it all you can't be 100% and I'm not apologizing for drinking fucking crystal geyser I like it I've been drinking this shit since 20 on I've been doing mountain spring water crystal geyser since I moved here I don't know why it's just like in the store I buy it I do like other waters I could go into my favorite. I like Essentia. I'm a big Essentia bottled water drinker. I like, what's

that? Flow water in the box. That's great. I used to buy alkaline water in giant jugs. I should just do that again. I need a dispenser. Guys, I'm going to get, I'm going to get, don't worry. Here, I'll win you back over. I'll win you over right now. I'm going to go on Amazon, write this down, call my landlord, making a cleaning schedule, and I'm going to buy a water filter. I've had it. That's it. That's my, that's my fucking Tuesday. What am I going to do after this? Probably make a coffee. Oh my God, I need to eat. I'm going to cook breakfast, make another coffee and work all day. What are you going to do? It's Tuesday. First Tuesday of the year. I got my workout on. I got my podcast on. I got my rants out. I got it out.

um probably gonna take some pics I'm addicted I love taking pics now I get why people do it like I've been taking pics forever but what I'm what I mean by taking pics is taking out my actual nice camera and taking pictures I'm like it's got a blurry background I look I look better it's higher quality it's cute it's fun to like do a little photo shoot I need someone to come take I'm now at the point where I'm going to actually say yes to photographers and be like sure let's do it let's shoot they always send me a DM let's shoot and I always am like it's not my thing I don't want to do it I never could take that seriously like I'm not I don't want to I don't want that shit to go to my I don't want to

be like an IG thought I that was my biggest fear as a young person and now I'm like kind of trying to do it to promote I'm trying to look I got a podcast seven days a week I got to make content every day I might as well take nice pics it's fun I enjoy it I fucking enjoy it got dump truck outside right now I haven't talked about the San Diego waste management system in months but they were here yesterday so that means they're here every day it's confirming that they're here every fucking day and I did have a guy doing um parking tickets outside a couple minutes ago I didn't mention all right guys I'm gonna button this up um yeah if you're new I have this conspiracy going on in my head about the San Diego waste management system because they pick up garbage seven days a

week. I swear to God, it's like, I swear to God, no joke. I hate when people say that, but every day there's a dump truck outside. It's either recycling or garbage. And I'm confused because I'm like, that doesn't, it's supposed to be once a week. I haven't actually looked into it and found out. I tried one time, but I couldn't get past their, their website was crashing. It wasn't working and I don't understand their, their schedule. So anyways, I'm going to button this up, call this episode 124 um I just want to say something because I'm I'm not a complete jackass I'm not a complete lunatic reckless don't give a fuck type of person I do give a fuck this is the thing you have to understand I have it in the back of my mind at all times that

my words the words I choose matter they were they are important I should think before I speak I should be careful about what I say in terms of being respectful kind loving you know all the good things so I realized and part of this podcast is a bit testy for me it's a bit risky for me because I have a professional job you guys might not know this but I have a I'm not a just a podcast host like I've got other shit going on so I'm trying to be myself speak in my mind I think I go I go places I go I get out I get I get out there sometimes in the deep end where the sharks are where I'm saying things about racism diversity transgender was the third fourth one I fucking plastic bottles killing the planet climate change I get into these topics and I get I get a little

bit like pull the reins back think about think before you speak but you know what this is a maybe maybe the lesson today was it's not the end of the world it's okay to speak your mind but you can't I feel like I did okay I just put out there I'm trying to make you guys happy I'm not trying to offend you if I'm just saying just spitting facts being honest I don't know that's it I think that's the thing that keeps me going on the show is as long as I'm being honest and real with you guys and myself if you don't like it I'm sorry like that's that goes for anyone out there you're not gonna make everyone happy you're gonna piss piss people off and I have to release that into the world just be like I'm or let that go

that's why I am totally down for the one-star review go ahead and do it I'm down for it five-star review if you like me but one-star hate me I don't care um that's I that comes with the territory and I've said this so many times the willingness to put yourself out there like you have to be willing to receive kick back and hate or whatever you want to call it I don't like to say haters but to be successful if you're not willing to do that you can't have a career in this shit you can't have a you won't get anywhere if you're just people pleasing the whole time and being you know keeping yourself in this little tight box because that's people like that edge people like

edginess people want to hear what they people like to listen to other people to say what they're thinking but they can't say it because of their you know that's how do I say this maybe because of their profession. They don't, um, have anyone to talk to about talk like that with. They don't, I don't know. I like that. I like that shock factor. I like that. I don't think I even did it today that much, but I like when people speak their mind and they're just like, that's what it is. It is what it is. Do I still want to keep going? Oh, I never, guys I never talked about the topics you sent in damn it I got a lot here god okay so we're gonna keep going just for five more minutes

um state of the world mentally talk about that no or I might or if we are using this time to reset our minds and priorities or something different i think the state of the world mentally right now is 2021 is just as big of a piece of shit as 2020 like not much has changed in the world not to be negative but it doesn't really feel it'd be different if 2021 was like mask off fucking no restrictions vaccine works everyone's healthy and everyone's out in the in the wild again in a normal way that's not the case i think it's going to take six months maybe the whole year to get back to quote unquote normal i just think that we can't have lockdowns we can't have this shit for the entire year if that happens

the state of the world mentally is going to be in the shitter probably worse than 2020 i i would say we're not we're not even we're just at the beginning of the shit storm and the repercussions of what happened last year this is it's all going to start unfolding especially with you know the eviction crisis it's come along come it's probably gonna happen any it's gonna be a thing um the poverty you know unemployment's already a shit show it's like the fact that people filed for unemployment i can't even believe this i don't know how people are surviving people filed for unemployment in march and april and they haven't even received benefits yet like how does that even what the fuck for that long you know and the um anyways I don't want to keep ranting but

I just really think the state of the world mentally is kind of in the shitter right now I think people are on the they're on the little teeter-totter like that's me every day I'm like okay I feel like I'm having a good year so far everything's been fun and good and then I see a news headline I'm like fuck back to the shitter it's still but that's what you can't do you can't glue yourself to your TV or social media and follow the negative shit. That's all you're going to ever see. Learn that lesson. Don't keep repeating it. That's why I don't really pay. I, I follow me, Kevin on YouTube. He tells me everything I need to hear. He's a cool guy. He's not a CNN news anchor. You know, he's not a Fox. He's just a normal dude, speaks facts,

talks about the world and politics and current events. And I really like him. I follow him. I see people post on social media and that's about it. Um, it's not like, okay, so what am I saying this for? Whatever. Uh, just stay on your grind. Stay focused on what you can control. I preach this all the time. Talk about the only fans movement. Um, I'm supportive. I don't honestly have any problems. Well, how do I say this? It's not for me. I would never do it, but times are tough. You got to do what you got to do. And honestly, if you, if you've got to flaunt it, as they say, and I think you have to go into it knowing that this might bite you in the ass, your reputation in the future. And if you're, if you've made peace with that, if you're ready for

that if you're if you don't even care about that then you're golden do your thing make your money I mean the amount of money being made on OnlyFans is fucking insane it's stupid it's stupid that's the only word I can say it's like when I'm hearing numbers like a hundred grand a day I'm like are you fucking like who wouldn't do it if you got tits and ass like I it's not that I've I've never I would never do it, but I'm just saying, like, that's, I see why people do it, and I see why it's, there's a movement, and, you know, it's also about, like, female empowerment, the female body, and not, you know, what's it called, objectifying, well, that's basically what, it's, they're, it's like women, it's like women taking their power back, and being sexy and confident, and not, they're capitalizing on the weak, what is it called? the male gaze or it's a thing it's never going away there's always going to be hot women on the internet undressed and i'm all i'm all for it if you've if you're okay with your if you're up if you're good in the head if you've made peace with the future of what the repercussions might be and

your reputation and how you're going to feel and all this stuff then go for it um i don't care uh what are humans seeking my mom asked me that question hi mom um happiness fulfillment um I think fulfillment equals like fulfillment happiness to me are two different things but those are my two I think a fulfilling life like the collective like all the things you do throughout your day your year the little puzzle pieces that make the picture of your life I think that is so important for how like to be fulfilled I think you have to have a lot of good things at play instead of like chasing I don't know how to say this it's you got okay when I say a lot of things at play I mean and I heard some like I think it was someone I was listening to a podcast

was like 20 year olds people in their 20s should not talk about quality of life they should be down for sleeping on a fucking mattress in a basement grinding not getting much money just having a shitty quality of life because that's part of the just part of the deal you got to suck it up in your 20s and suffer but I honestly think that you know what I'm not willing to do that I'm all about quality of life I think that's one piece of the puzzle you know your environment your lifestyle with your your day-to-day things like you know your physical environment your apartment your house like that's important to have a good feng shui and a good feeling when you're in it and it's clean and it's you've got enough things around you to support your health and your

well-being and you have a couch to lay on like those are important things if you can manifest you know I think that's a piece of the puzzle that helps it just makes your life comfortable and you feel good that's fulfilling to have that so that's one thing I think job purpose like career huge probably the most important how are you and and within that is like how are you being of service to other people and helping other people because all the studies all the psychology all the research says that in fact I found a Napoleon Hill quote here I'm going to read it to you guys this podcast just dragged the fuck on after I was going to end it I follow hill thoughts on instagram napoleon hill my first big girl book i read out of high school was think and grow rich

napoleon hill um it's a great book uh but this is i think from the book so only the highway of useful service leads to the city of happiness psychologists who study human behavior human behavior have concluded that we are happiest when we are striving to achieve success it is the act of striving not the successful completion of the task that provides the greatest psychic rewards when you strive to achieve success through service to others you multiply the benefits to yourself and you ensure that whatever road you choose in life will ultimately lead you to this to success and happiness there is no occupation or profession that will not benefit from a concerted effort to better serve others but the greatest benefit will

be to you in the form of the self-satisfaction that comes with from knowing that you made a difference that without you others would never have received the service you provided that's on fucking point like that is it so back to the puzzle piece of fulfillment and career and purpose and all that I think if you're on the grind like the I'm happy on this grind where I'm not looking at any sort of end result any shiny thing in the end in the rear in the end of the tunnel or whatever it's just the grind what does this say here it's the act of striving not the successful completion of the task like I like the process of this I know like a lot of people preach that it's about the

process it's not about the end result like I'm actually living that now and I finally get it the completion to me is like, oh, what's the big shiny thing at the end you're trying to get? And I don't even, that's not part of this. It's, I'm kind of, I like that. I like that I didn't put some end, huge end goal. Like, I mean, I guess you could say I want to do this for a year straight. So that's one way to, I guess that would be the end goal, but I'm not like seeing that right now, like, can't wait to get to the finish line, but when you, so there's, it's, he basically said, when you, it multiplies, that fulfillment, happiness multiplies when you're helping other people, so I hope, well, I don't hope, I know I'm helping other people, not only

with my job, because you guys, again, I have a job, but I'm doing it with the show, I get DMs all the time you guys like this you relate to me it helps you you look forward to it it's fun there needs to be people out there on a microphone talking to people in people's ears I know it got me through some of my worst days listening to podcasts make my fucking day I'm just one of the people stepped up to the plate said I'll do it I'll get on a microphone I'll talk about life I'll talk about shit I'll do it I don't care I'll fucking do it so that feels good so I got lifestyle I've got career mission I've got let's see what else in the puzzle community huge probably biggest of all community friendships family relationships love that's huge and then fourth would be so you

got like so fourth would be um health I put health in the fourth one like vitality waking up and feeling amazing and not. I'm doing so many hand motions on YouTube right now. But yeah, I'd say health is love, the other one. So that to me creates, if you have all that at play and doing well, you're happy. You'll probably be happy. And if you're not happy, I don't know what to fucking tell you. Like throw out the puzzle and try again. I don't know. but um chasing happiness I think is the wrong it should be chasing I don't know you shouldn't be chasing my mom asked me the question what are humans seeking I'm like well happiness and probably happiness um it's a very it's a deep thing to think about

it's a it's not very it's not it's not a simple just find happiness there's things that make the choices you make will either make you happy or sad everything in life is a choice so those choices the different pieces of the puzzle I just mentioned make good choices around those topics and those ideas of lifestyle career community and health those are the things doing little jellyfish hand motions fuck this podcast is so long those are the things that are important that will make you happy last question poly or I just saw earlier let me read it poly or poly versus monogamy oh my god no thanks I'm not gonna answer that I did an entire class in college about this polyamorous relationships and

it's like all the poly kids took that class and I'm sitting there going I'm into monogamy i'm not into polyamory and they were all raising their hand telling stories about their relationships i'm like holy fucking shit it's like what's that fucking show um seven wives it's a guy on that his name's like dale or some shit sister wives is that the show couldn't do it never could do it and you know what shout out shout out aubrey marcus for putting me on sex at dawn you know he used to talk about his open relationship and you know humans aren't made just be with one person all this stuff and

you know what i'm sorry i don't i don't read i didn't read sex at dawn as a child to know about all that human psychology biology fucking stuff how we're meant to be on this planet like with their partners, I grew up on fucking Disney, okay, I was watching princes and princesses fall in love, and that's what a bitch wants, okay, I don't want to have seven boyfriends, I don't, I can't, it's not for me, so to answer your question, monogamy, I'm into that, yeah, that's it, that's how I'm gonna end the show, shout out, what's the, what's the definition though I just want to make sure I got this right polyamory poly I mean I basically you guys probably know what this fucking is the practice of the practice of engaging in multiple romantic and

typically sexual relationships with the consent of all people involved I'd be the one not consenting I'd be like fuck this no monogamy monogamy this is such a long show I don't think I've done over an hour in a while is this even over an hour the monogamy the practice or state of being married to one person at a time hell yeah hit the like button if you're into that shit one person at a time no drama no chaos no keeping score keeping track wondering where your fucking partner's at who's it gonna be this week not into that no again another can't this is why it's the cancelable episode if you're offended but because i'm not i don't like the poly thing then fuck yeah leave me that one star review talked about racism day talked about transgender today talked about

plastic how i use plastic today talked about open relationship i mean whatever i hit a lot of topics i don't usually talk about so this is a little uh test run a little test drive um tried my best I'm posting it episode 124 that's it stick around no I don't do patron shout outs until Friday I used to say stick around if you're a patron for your shout out but I do that Friday speaking of which go to patreon.com slash tjms to support the show and get access to my Patreon exclusive content. Patreon. I like that word, Patreon. I'm releasing a lot of new stuff this year. Go check it out and then head over to YouTube, subscribe. I'm here Monday through Friday on YouTube and leave a review on the Apple podcast app. That's it. Episode 124

coming to a close. Happy Tuesday. Love you guys. Thanks for tuning in and I will talk to you tomorrow. All right. Bye.