The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 135- Saturdaycast: Q&A #15

Episode Date: January 17, 2021

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Hey guys, happy Saturday. It's episode 135. This is Q&A number 15. Welcome back to the show. Hey guys, what's up? It's Jacqueline. Welcome back to the show. How's it going? Happy Saturday. Oh my gosh. You would not believe what I'm doing right now. I got, I look like a preacher standing in front of a church with a Bible, except the Bible is my laptop. I'm walking and talking. This is a mobile podcast. I'm going to do this Q&A. Did I just say podcast? I'm going to do this Q&A on the move because, look, I got an Apple Watch, and it's currently 8 p.m., and I have steps to do. I have steps to complete. I have calories to burn to complete my daily goal. I have shit to do with my Apple watch. So anyways, I'm going to walk and talk

to the Q and a, um, this is going to be a shit show, but you know what? Guys, I'm heavy breathing. This is probably not good for the audio. All right. Let's just jump into the Q and a. I don't feel like telling you guys what I did today, but I want to say this. I want to say this. Okay. Okay. I'm going to stop because literally it's probably annoying. Um, I have a theory I have a theory that my neighbor listens to the show because she told me right off the bat yesterday when I approached her I told go back and listen to yesterday's episode the first thing she said to me when I went on my walk was hey did you go home for a month? A month. So specific. I have said a thousand times on this show that I went

home for a month. I've told you guys that so many times. How would she know? Unless she knew what my car, what car I have, what she does and like notice that it was in the same spot for a month, whatever. But I was like, what the hell? And then she came at me about Trump and she always brings she because if you listen to the show or if you look at me with my camo camo hat I feel like I put off a Trump supporter vibe sometimes and just the fact that like I grew up out in farmland probably doesn't help me like I don't know so if she went on a stalking mission I feel like she would draw conclusions and think I'm a truck so anyways she was bringing him up and kind of like talking about oh, you know, isn't that what people do? Aren't there a bunch of white supremacists up where

you're from? Like, I didn't even know. We have never talked about my family. She didn't even like know anything about that. And I was like, wait, now I'm starting to realize I'm high for listening. I'm a little paranoid. I got to watch my piece. I don't know. I don't know. So that's my theory. I thought I'd share with you guys today. Anyways, let's just do the Q&A. Thanks for asking questions you submitted submitted them on Instagram question number one because I posted that I I dreamed about getting a dog I dreamed about adopting a dog last night it was great and I'm gonna do it so this is like a question related to dog adoption um what kind of dogs have you had before first question

All right. Kicking off the episode, let's talk about dogs. I've only had Goldens. My family had them growing up. We had Buddy, Charlie, and Champ. I think I've told stories about them before, but Buddy was the one who we had the longest. Anyways, yeah, but I've been looking at um golden doodles labradoodles corgis lab mixes um huskies what else oh golden retrievers of course like that's just to me it's like oh get a dog it's a golden retriever but I don't know what I've decided on yet I definitely want to rescue though and I found this amazing golden retriever rescue place in SoCal so is that okay if you're okay if you're from California is it annoying if people say SoCal because I'm not like from here I never say Cali

I never say that but is SoCal inappropriate to say I don't know but anyways there's a there's a golden retriever adoption place here in uh down south in California and I was browsing today looking for for dogs and uh anyways so yeah it's gonna happen this year but um you know I grew up with goldens I want to tell you guys a little story I think I mentioned it before but I had a giant fear of dogs for I want to say like a good eight years I don't know why that that's so specific but I think I told the story of when I got chased by 13 dogs this giant man who happened to be black he was seven feet tall was like running after me and it was like this whole situation I was throwing potatoes at the dogs to defend myself my mom was with me it was this

whole thing. So I had some trauma or what I had some like issues with dogs after that. And especially when I, whenever I house sat and had to babysit dogs, it got so bad where I think it was my cousin's dog. Yeah. I think she was, she had some pit bull in her or something. I don't know. But, um, yeah, I think she did. And I like just knowing that made me paranoid to be around her but it got so bad I had to call my mom and like say hey I cannot go downstairs the dog is gonna kill me can you help me out and yeah but it's kind of gone away and then ever since I've been home and I was with Odie you guys know I fell back in love with dogs and now I'm gonna adopt one so everyone voted though like if I go to the poll right now most people voted golden

retriever and golden doodle for me um I guess I don't know I'm just like I can't stop thinking about getting a dog so I think it's gonna happen sooner than later but anyways all right next question dude I'm gonna open I'm gonna walk to my my refrigerator and I really don't want to drink this right now because it's so it's so gross the lemon cello LaCroix aka it tastes like a honestly it tastes like a cupcake but not in a good way it's like candle essenced it's the only one I've got left but I need a beverage while I talk um so I'm out of breath um I just got done with a workout maybe it's still like that oxygen is still just pumping or whatever um oh my god worst first worst first date story

next question worst first date story okay so I don't consider I don't consider anything I did until could I consider after college dating like actual dates okay because high school is a joke with dating and going to dances and going on like a date with a boy it was not a day it was not like it is now but I feel like I could tell you guys stories about specific individuals I met for the first time like my first date coming in blind met match with them on a dating app showed up to the restaurant or whatever in one case it was a taco shop the guy I ordered this is that this is a giant red flag for me we're at a taco joint and you order the cactus taco

I'm out I'm out I'm done like excuse me where's the meat what the fuck the cactus taco is the one you pick out red flag I'm out anyways that was a bad one I had like a I had a cactus taco photographer dude um I tell you this first date story about an engineer guy this is what I want to say about going on first dates I do a big uh I screen you now literally I do FaceTimes now I try to like get I don't like to go into first dates and waste time anymore like I did in the past because I went on I did the whole 50 first dates thing in 2019 I'm pretty sure yeah was it 2019 I was just like on on a little routine with it I was like match with this person talk meet like that's what I was up to because I needed to like get out and

mingle and I was trying to get out of a situation with it was a whole thing and it was fun it was just like you know what this is what you got to do go to the buffet try everything out figure out what you like that's how it works that's what my mom told me so but yeah there's engineer guy there's a dude that didn't speak English at all or his accent was so thick like I didn't understand already said but I was like well you're super tall and you're super hot but this is just like I don't know unexpected I think the worst first date sorry I'll tell you this one I'll tell you this one cactus taco guy like whatever he's from California he's a photographer he can eat his cactus tacos and be vegan like I'm not gonna judge I think that's stupid of me to say that but

whatever. The worst first date for me was gray, long hair, fat dude, gray, long hair, fat. Now I'm just saying what it is. Okay. This is going to sound judgmental. This is going to sound like I'm body shaming and age shaming this person gray long hair fat dude catfished me or however that works really bad because first of all his pictures he had brown hair they are from the early 2000s like they were 10 years old he was like super fucking short like shorter than I was and extremely overweight and the pictures I was like the it was an actual mind fuck because I was like are you act like is this you because I could tell from his face it

was him and he had a nice face you know of course I thought he was cute from his pictures and everything we were hitting it off talking and then I met him and I was like what in the fuck what did I just time travel to the future and like meet you what the fuck just happened so I think that was the worst one because we kissed at the end of the night we fucking I I do this I I should not do this but I can't I get suckered in and then I kissed and I'm like fuck my life and then he wouldn't leave me alone and I'm just like that's when I was like okay cut off block you know get out of it as quickly as possible because I was like this is such a mind fuck I just can't do it but I've learned a lot from first dates I think a lot of all of us

have you know there I always say that I just want to get to the I just want to get to the point of the relationship where we're comfy slobs we're comfortable slobs together in a good way not in like an unhealthy toxic way it's like we're just everything is comfy everything we do is funny and cute and disgusting even if it's disgusting we are in love with each other so it's like we don't care I just want to go meet a person and then get to that stage because all of these little like dances you got to do before that suck so I don't like to waste time anymore I've just I've decided time is money you know time is my most um what's it called it's my highest quality item here at the auction what's the fucking it's my most valuable asset whatever the fuck what do

all the entrepreneurs say out there? I don't know. Time is sacred to me. So now I vet, I stalk, I FaceTime. I really try to get an idea of who I'm going to go and sit and talk to before. It happened the other night, in fact. And here's the thing. When I open my mouth and meet you and my face moves, you're either going to be like, oh, she's cool or oh, she's fucking annoying or too aggressive or her voice is weird like you're gonna have an you're gonna interpret me some way and I'm gonna do the same to you so what I found on first dates is some people just don't they're fucking nerdy or they're fucking like they don't speak English which is a hard thing to get past for me um I think the nerdiness like the left like for example the engineer guy it was like

talking to a robot in a way there's a type of communication style and I learned this there's and it's important for your you and your partner to have the same one it kind of goes like this just think I don't know what the specific name is but I I learned this before it's like think of people that are right brain creative and then left brain analytical is that the difference basically you and your partner should have the same communication style so I don't know so that's what I try to look for and if you click with me if it's happening like even today this guy sent me a video on Instagram and I heard his voice or I watched his story excuse me and I heard his voice and I was like just from hearing you talk

to this dog for two seconds I know that I'm going to be attracted to you from your voice and how you talk to the dog. Like it's, it says a lot. It says a lot. I mean, I take speaking very, I take voice. What is it called? I take, my Apple watch is buzzing at me. Oh, 10% battery. This thing kind of dies quickly. Or am I just not charging all the way? I don't know. I don't think I charged all the way last night okay so yeah it's all about the vibes man I hate this episode I hate it because I feel like I'm breathing hard and I'm walking around like a jackass but whatever I just like I don't like to waste time anymore I like to yeah I'm if I meet you online I want to do a call a FaceTime but let me tell you what happened so literally in the last two weeks

this happened to me where uh one of them was a phone call where I knew pretty quickly I was like I just can't your personality it's just not going to work even the way you sound and talk like there's just something there that's awkward I can't get past okay so that was the situation I dealt with moved moved on from that the other one was someone I came across his profile then I saw him talk and communicate and I was like ah cute but like can't it's just not gonna work so it happens all the time and then like today someone talked and I was into it so it just depends just depends it's gotta be a good fit or Jacqueline's fucking not gonna do the I'm not gonna do the cactus tacos I'm not gonna do never I just I need to move to the next question

okay next question who do you hate follow on Instagram who do I hate follow on Instagram is this an established term or like a known thing hate following because I've always interpreted that as and I think this person means it as like someone you follow but you like can't stand what they post unfortunately yes many people uh no not well you guys know I'm a muter I'm a muter I mute a lot of people but I definitely do hateful I'll say this. There is someone that every single time I see anything, I just go, here we fucking go again. Here we fucking go again. Another day, another fucking filter, another pout, another

like, I just literally roll my eyes. Cause I'm like, I just like, I, and I don't think it's a jealousy thing it's literally like I just want to shake this person and be like this isn't you stop it cut it out you're I can tell you're cool but just like this is annoying I get I get triggered by it because I feel like in the past I used to do that kind of shit and now I don't anymore and so when I see other I'll just say women on Instagram do it I'm like stop it stop I just like roll my eyes because I can't do another day of it but I respect this person I think I think she's cool but personally I feel like it's a hate follow because I'm just over I'm just like annoyed and over the repetitive like flexing that's like not even a flex because it's all

fake anyways so I just like I don't know what else to say is anyone else with me on that do you hate follow people I feel like that's a bad thing to do but sometimes it's like if you're following your friends and their their posts annoy you it's like you so you have a hard decision to make it's like you unfollow or mute I mean I'd say most people mute them but anyways because it's like if they see that you unfollow them it's like such a big deal um I used to say like well I still say this I follow my hometown friends and like the people I went to high school with all on Facebook like that's where everything for my all my friendships and everything from the past live and then Instagram is the people that I've like recently met or the

people I look up to and aren't you know I'm inspired by like they're you know thought leaders they're entrepreneurs, they're cool influencers or athletes or, you know, comedians. That's where I follow people on Instagram. So yeah. Um, all right. Next question. Here we go again. Here we go. Like literally it's audible sometimes. Cause I, I talk out loud. Obviously I talk to myself in my apartment. If I see a new post, I'm like, here I fucking, here we go again. here we go again I'm sure people do that to me too all this bitch is fuck now she's blonde what is she doing with her now she's a podcast what's she trying to do you can't get any you know what and here's the thing you can't make everyone happy so if your thing is if you're even a speck

of white in you and not ugly yeah it's gonna be it's gonna be rough for you out there on the internet all right have you ever seen the green flash next question have you ever seen the green flash now I don't think this person's talking about a stoplight um what else flashes green fucking I don't know um this is the this is the optical illusion or the phenomenon on that happens at sunset when the sun finally slips under the horizon there's a flash of green sometimes you can see it's like a thing people do out here during sunset sunset time they sit and look for it I mean personally no I used to work in an Italian restaurant um back where I used live up north and the view of the sunset every night was insane and I remember me and the

waitresses and waiters like I was the hostess everyone there was like not the hostess what am I saying the like the cooks the fuck we like go and run out and look at the sunset and watch for it but I've never personally seen it I could read what it is should I do education hour right now do an educational segment here we go wikipedia or wait google actually i use duck duck go i don't use google my dad was like don't be using google and i'm like i don't i use duck duck go um um the green flash and green ray are media meteorological meteorological meteorological I've never read that word in my life. Optical phenomenon that sometimes occurs transiently

around the moment of sunset or sunrise. When the conditions are right, a distinct green spot is briefly visible above the upper rim of the sun's disc. Yeah. It flashes for like two seconds. all right so yeah no I've never seen it next question um what is the best potato shape I feel like this is a circulating meme on the internet like pick your favorite potato shape which potato shape is superior it's like waffle fries mashed potatoes baked potatoes fucking fries like you know i i'll say this um i should say what okay my answer to this i'm going to do this in two parts hands down the best potato shape is a french fry like no competition

and then within the french french fry category there are fast food chains with there's a hierarchy of of french fries that fast food joins and i want to tell you guys my favorite fucking fries from my favorite fast okay wow um but you know what i'll say i appreciate a rosemary roast red potato you know like a red potato quadded up cubed up and four in four positions and four fucking quadrants olive oil salt pepper a rosemary action 400 in the oven for 20 like a crisp you know I appreciate a roast potato that's that's my go-to when I'm not just rolling through a drive-thru but when I'm rolling through a drive-thru you can you can catch me on the news you can catch me on the news

as the girl at Burger King ordering just fries. Just fries. Because that's the superior fry out of all of the fast food chains. That's the superior fry. I'm going to say Burger King.

McDonald's is, it's its own, it's honestly its own thing. French fries at McDonald's are their it's like this I don't I don't know how to explain it they're just in it they're in an interesting category of them they're of their own they're almost like a shoestring fry they're almost like a frozen section at Vaughn's Alexa brand or no Oh, right. Uh, Oh, right. Uh, shoestring fry McDonald's fries. So I would say, yeah, Burger King fries, Wendy's, and then I'm going to go Burger King, Wendy's, McDonald's, Arby's curly, Arby's curly fries. And then that's probably it. Um, I've only, by the way,

as a new in and out eater you know I've only been in California for a couple years I will just I'll say I've I've only had one good experience with their french fries one and it was when they just made them and they just came out of the grease just came out of the oil bucket or whatever the fuck and I knew that because I used to work at Dairy Queen I used to working in a fast food chain when I was 15 at a fast food place when I was 15 what am I saying and I know how that works and I knew these fries were just made and I had one good experience I was on a road trip and I will always remember that because every other time I've gotten fries at In-N-Out they're like it's sad um okay they're just like wilted and kind of like just

I don't even know they're just too like fucking they're just sad next question what is something no one knows about you oh my god I mean hi dude hi my name is Jacqueline I podcast about my life seven days a week what do you guys not know about me okay I just got I got to set the scene right now before I answer this question I'm wearing because I just worked out I'm wearing my yoga pants I feel like fucking John Wayne I feel like a cowboy I'm like in my kitchen with my yoga pants on my fuzzy slippers and they kind of have these pockets on the side where you can put your uh iPhone when you work out it's like a

little pouch so I feel like I'm just like I'm like swaying back and forth like like just like ready to fucking post up with my I don't know I need like two guns right here in my pockets on each side but I'm just like in this stance my legs are my legs are kind of wide I'm in like a I'm in an athletic position and they're just like my hands are just like sitting over my pants just in these pockets I don't know dude this is insane I've done this 135 days in a row what the fuck okay so off the top of my head what is something what is something no one knows about you like the first thing that came to mind is black licorice I don't like black I don't like black licorice it's one thing I will probably never like ever

I mean we just talked about fucking food and like potatoes and now we're talking about fucking food again but that's like the first thing I can think of I've never I've never liked black licorice um My grandpa was a pro baseball player. I don't think I've ever talked about that. My index finger is double-jointed. Got a double-jointed finger. Both sides, actually. What else does no one know about me?

I come from a family of potato farmers. we had a we had a spud house well my great great grandpa yeah he's he had a I think it's great great great three greats I think there's like a few generations of potato farmers in my family all my jewelry this is interesting I feel like this is something interesting because I wear jewelry a lot is all my jewelry is not my like it's passed down to me it's like 60 years old um like if you see me wearing jewelry well I'd say like 90% of it is like old old old vintage jewelry um another thing no one knows about me honestly okay I'm just gonna say this and I'm I don't give a fuck it's like you know we talked about first dates I'm gonna talk about something

in line with relationships and dating and everything I am extremely loyal like here's my perspective especially now I'm like if I meet you and I like you a lot and I just like have because I've I've a really strong gut feeling intuition like with everything but especially with men and like dating um I know like I don't I don't know I just like have it in me I feel like girls do in general like women just like have that but this has to do with being loyal because I feel like all I want to do is like meet someone have that good intuition like ride that and like like believe in it believe that it's possible to like see it like see a relationship through with this person

and grow together with this person and build with this person and give it a fucking chance and like get excited about that because you know like you not to bring up Drake again but y-o-l-o okay like you know and I'm starting to feel that like at some point you just got to commit and go for it and believe in it and trust yourself and trust the other person and I feel like what sucks is that I'm so I'm super I usually get it's either I'm cheated on or I usually get my heart broken because I just give it all to someone and then I feel like it's not reciprocated or it's not an equal balance of um like what is it like I'm looking for that commitment they're they don't want to commit that's the story of my life

forever and so I don't know but I feel like that's something people should know about me like psychotically loyal but uh I don't know I just want to go all in with someone I just want to go all in with someone and have an amazing life together I mean isn't that the whole point I don't want to be like oh I'm gonna like date this boy and then talk to these other boys on the side and like fuck around and then like they can do it too because it's like 2021 and it's like what people do now because of social media and like we're just gonna fuck around and like open relationship like or whatever I don't know next next question have you seen man bun neighbor's girlfriend yet then they had a follow-up question would you date man bun neighbor

okay so I'm pretty sure because it's Saturday it's Saturday people are out and about walking dogs and being outside it's pretty much confirmed that they're done um I saw him walking alone last night and then this morning again and that's been happening since I've been home from Washington like I've just seen him by himself so my theory is they're done she's you know moved on moved out and he's single now and the follow-up question is would you ever date man but neighbor is that what the question was would you date me yeah would you date him the dude's got to smell like a whey protein shake

I mean, the dude just reeks. I mean, just looking at him, I feel like I would be smelling protein shake all day with him. And I'm just saying it like it is. He's jacked. He's definitely a fit. He's a trainer, and we know that because he was training that. Do you guys remember back in, like, September? I think it was September when I started this.

There was a couple he was training. I watched their fitness journey, their weight loss journey. And yeah, I'm pretty sure he's a personal trainer. So anyways, I don't know. And honestly, just the way he moves his head when he walks, isn't doing it for me. So, um, no, I just don't, I just don't, I'm not feeling it. He kind of gives me like, he kind of just gives me a vibe. That's like also like personality wise. And I need to talk to him to know, but just from a distance, I just, I feel like he's kind of an asshole like he just like walks like an asshole I think it's like how his head bobs but you know he's probably a really nice guy I should give him a chance but who knows

um I'm just gonna answer one more I feel like what time is it yeah um I don't want to end on a boring question okay let's do two more do you still eat burritos every Tuesday okay do you guys do you guys remember back a few months couple months ago whatever I was like fuck taco Tuesday here on TJMS we're doing burrito Tuesday so I was just like you know being a little shithead like that and I was ordering a burrito and like posting a pic of it for my Tuesday podcast. And to be honest, no, um, that kind of, that kind of fizzled out. I feel like, I don't know. I should just for, I don't know. Like I just felt annoying. I felt

annoying. I don't like feeling annoying. I don't, I don't like feeling, I don't like the worst as a person on the internet I just don't want to be that person who comes across like they do things against the grain on purpose because that's fucking annoying when people do that like it's obvious

it's annoying it's calculated it's like they took the time to go oh taco Tuesday stupid I'm going to do burrito Tuesday like that's mortifying so currently no um I can't tell you the last time I've had a burrito in my mouth I do miss it maybe I'll order one tomorrow so no I don't eat burritos every Tuesday to answer your question all right final question this is kind of boring but what did you study study in college I just I took a bunch of vague communications classes under the umbrella of PR

I think that's what all comm majors did I feel like comm is like here's a bunch of obvious vague information about interpersonal communication and like what what was my what was my favorite class uh theory of person no something persuasion like theoretics of persuasion something of persuasion anyways all these communication class about communicating with people right I took a bunch of them under the umbrella of PR I dabbled in advertising and I noticed I was like I just feel like this would be a career full of lying and deceit and making, like, twisting people's brains so they could buy something. Like, I just didn't want to do that. I don't know. I just, like, felt weird about

advertising at first. And then broadcasting, you guys know the story about that. Just was, like, because my mom was a news reporter and maybe a subconscious I don't know I just like went down that route and then I honestly think my study study abroad solidified that I didn't want to do it but I which was probably a good thing it's kind of like oh well you just spent all that money to go fucking decide that you don't want to do this but in a weird way like I used I definitely used everything I learned from that experience in the real world and now even with writing like the amount of writing I did in that time wasn't like more than all of college combined because I was basically a journalist I was a reporter and so but I I uh got a degree in PR to answer

your question and I did a mental health awareness campaign for my university as my final project which is crazy because I remember so what year was this like 2016 2015 2016 yeah this is 20 yeah I noticed talking about mental health and making it like a thing really didn't start happening on the internet until around 2016 we've only been at this for a few years now it's like blasted in our face. But I remember when we made that campaign, me and my team, my fucking PR squad that we got paired up with, um, it seemed like this new, like it hadn't been done before type of thing, which felt cool. Cause it was like, we're going to do this campaign about mental

health on campus and dah, dah, dah. So I don't know. Um, but yeah, I got my degree in PR. That's the episode. That's all the questions I'm going to do. Apologies for the heavy breathing. Um, I don't know. Let me just check my Apple Watch. Wait, it's off my wrist because I'm charging it. I love this thing. I'm obsessed. Guys, I'm obsessed with my Apple Watch.

I never knew I could be obsessed with a piece of technology. My Apple Watch is nicer than my iPhone 7. Just let that marinate. Okay, so what does my activity level say? Damn it. I still haven't met my goal. i think i set my goal too high i think i need to research like what makes sense because like what's your guys's if you have an apple watch what are your

goals on it like your daily exercise goals your move goal i don't know what i'm supposed to set it at um but i completed two of my goals that's so basically it's like move is your active calories so i worked out so it says 555 555 which doesn't seem like a lot for a whole day is that accurate i don't know um what's my steps at guys do you give a fuck about my apple watch stats i don't i just got this shout out mom but like I need to know did I hit my 10k come on 8,532 fuck me I need to start walking I'm gonna walk and talk we're gonna finish the episode I'm just gonna walk and talk tell tell you guys whatever comes to mind

the episode ends when I'm at 10k okay so let me just give you guys a little I don't know so I'm looking at my couch right now let me just tell you guys about about my furniture my furniture this piece of shit needs to go and I've been on offer up looking at couches because here's the thing I don't know why I feel weird about buying a brand new couch but I do for some reason like I I feel like the way you buy a couch is you buy it off of offer up it's free on the side of the the fuck it's free in the neighborhood it's in a dumpster like I don't know do do you guys buy brand new couches or am I crazy like I've been on these or no you go to like an antique store so I've been on offer up like three times a day checking because I want a white couch again

and I just can't pull the trigger on anything I see. I just can't for some reason. I'm like, ah, it's not, it's not the right one yet. It's not the right one yet. And then all the reason also why I don't want to buy a new one is I feel like all of the couches I look at on the internet from Living Spaces, Wayfair, what's it called? Living Spaces, Wayfair, Crate and Barrel. No, I don't know they all kind of like look everyone like everyone has the same couches and I just I want to have something cool that's why I'm not I'm not opposed to getting like an old like 70s or like 80s vintage like like patterned couch it's kind of low to the low to the ground I don't know I'm a rock star now I gotta have a rock star apartment so you know I just don't

need that basic bitch living space of shit I really don't I don't want I feel like my vibe was kind of restoration hardware but like in a Victorian way because some of my furniture is very Victorian I'm like it's a slippery slope the more if you're like it's a beautiful aesthetic don't get me wrong the restoration hardware aesthetic is beautiful but I feel like it's so overdone everyone does it everyone's trying to make their shit look like Tulum with their with their rattan rattan baskets and fucking what are they called pompous branches pompous pompous what are those like feathery pompous pompous branches what are those fucking called anyways so yeah my couch is it's just an eyesore and i'm i'm taking my time with what i

pick out but um I'll let you guys know okay now I'm in my hallway shout out my hallway um this might be the part of the episode you tune out and I don't mind but here's the thing I gotta ask a question do you think it's unsafe that I leave my window open in the city like I just feel like living in a city is you shouldn't leave your window open when you sleep but I just like my window open and like there's no way anyone could fucking get in my apartment but like I still am like should I not do that they'd have to go on a mission to get in also another life update in my apartment do your indoor plants just kind of wilt and look sad in California when it's cold because my snake plant is kind of mushy its leaves are kind of like

it's not stiff and erect like it normally is it's just kind of limping around and it's kind of like the leaves are juicy and I don't know if that's because it's cold you know it's like colder because water doesn't do anything nothing does anything do it but I notice this every year my tropical plants get kind of limp and I and I think it's the weather but maybe I should put it in the shower like I do with my uh other little plant I'm trying to revive which is right here so this little maidenhair fern I guess I'm walking and talking how many steps am I at my maidenhair ferns coming back to life I'm really proud of the work I've done on it I killed it when I went home for a month and now it's got baby sprouts

but um guys hold on I'm reloading my step count here so yeah that's been going well I don't miss a day shower, showering with it. Let's work on that. Jacqueline, maybe you could go on the podcast right now to work on how to, how you say shower. Every time I say showering, showering, I can't do it. Showering, showering, showering, showering, showering. I think I need to work on my uh my voice my my podcast voice my enunciation how I move my mouth is fucked up I feel like you know what still triggers or traumatizes me to this day my orthodontist said just from the sound of your voice I can tell that you have an overactive tongue is that fucked up is that fucked up to tell a kid I was in like fourth grade or fifth grade

overactive tongue and now I had a gap in my teeth because I had a tongue thrust every time I swallow my tongue shoots for it like doesn't go where it's supposed to go so it made me have a gap in my tooth and that I still think about that and now I do a podcast where people are listening can you guys tell I have a tongue issue what the fuck's happening when I say showering shower shower showering showering showering you know I think it is I don't think I closed my like you don't want to make the o noise or like the o shape so everyone right now make put your mouth in the o position like oh I don't think I enunciate my lips forward when I talk so when i say shower they just kind of like don't move showering i like i like say it in the back of

my throat instead of like my lips okay this is such a weird thing to think about but showering so yeah i've been i've been uh putting my um my fucking plant in the shower with me and it's been great. It's, it's coming back to life. What else can I tell you guys? Nothing in the bathroom to report on. But yeah, I'm looking for a new couch. I think that's going to be a big, a big refreshing thing to have in my apartment because I'm just, I'm out. I've maxed out of my fucking couch right now. It's a two seater love seat. I used to live in a studio. I didn't want a big couch and it's a two-seater it's a joke if you're over six foot you can't lay down on this thing I have to use my ottoman to make it long enough for you I got a great ottoman I'm not giving up my

ottoman it's just like tufted leather ottoman but my fucking couch is a joke and I can't wait to get a new one so keep on the lookout let me know share the good news if you see something that you think would be I don't know my vibe or it would look good in my apartment just like shoot me a dm of the picture you know just if you're not in San Diego go change your location on offer up to San Diego and then like search for me or something I don't know do that with dogs too find a golden retriever I can rescue okay are my steps are my steps at 10,000 here we go why does it take forever to load. Guys, this is a productive use of my time. I'm talking to the, I'm talking to the microphone. I'm talking on my podcast. I'm being quiet because I feel like my neighbor can

hear me, but, um, I'm doing my show, but I'm also doing my exercise at the same time. This is what life is all about. Do your passions together, work on like multitask juggle. I'm a woman. I can do it all come on load let me tell you guys what's in my fridge fuck it let's do a fridge tour so all right I'm gonna list off what's my fridge for the Q&A I got literally a pan of ground turkey cooked I put it in there and forgot to put it in Tupperware and my glass Tupperware and like for meal prep I usually put them in these little individual like I'll meal prep like a ground turkey with some like veggies on the side you know what I mean and I didn't do that so that's just sitting there I have baby carrots two bags I've got earthbound

farm organic spring mix I got almond milk I got avocados because here's the thing here's a pro tip if your avocados start ripening faster than you want put them in your fridge that goes for bananas that goes for any fruit it will stop ripening when you put it in your fridge okay tomatoes are great too like it sucks and you put tomato in the fridge it like changes the flavor but it'll stop it from going soft and turning moldy so goddamn that that LaCroix is getting me it's getting me oh my okay so I'm done I that I okay um I got tapatio sriracha soy sauce barbecue sauce yellow mustard I'm a yellow mustard chick I put it on everything liquid aminos apple cider vinegar ginger I have a container of applesauce that I've never opened

oh fuck me do I have an egg left I thought I didn't have an egg the other night when I was trying to make a mug brownie oh bitch I have one egg left how did I miss that guys remember the story was it yesterday I was doing a I think yeah was it yesterday's episode that's sad I could have made a mug brownie one egg that's annoying okay but yeah that's kind of bleak but I'll be grocery shopping I'm gonna do a Monday I'll get through tomorrow and then shop Monday because I don't fuck around at the grocery store on Sunday I don't do it I do not do it I do that on Monday now and uh live and learn what is my step counter at okay I need to keep walking though you guys are you guys are on this journey with me if

you're still listening if you're working out right now keep going bitch I'm doing it this is marathon podcasting I'm David Goggins I'm the David Goggins of podcasting at this point doing this every day finishing my steps I'm kind of depressed that I don't do more than 10,000 in a day because I feel like I can like I should I'm a but I should be an active young woman doing like 20k steps a day but you know what I laid on my couch a lot today I literally worked on my laptop and uh watched the Rams lose and this isn't this is not loading let me get out of the app let me go to Instagram to fuck around a little bit talk about what I'm seeing okay so new follower let's see here who is this person

you know what I thought about this the other day I'm like I don't put any effort into Instagram I don't put any effort into promoting my podcast I don't put any like I don't even try and I don't know like I probably should at some point and I feel like that'll happen after a year at this I'll be like okay I did it for a year it's you know I'm like in the groove I feel confident I can move forward in life and like tell my tell people I'm a podcast host and do this because I did it for an entire entire year but I don't know do you guys like want me to talk about the podcast more like do more behind the scenes stuff on my Instagram like share more about it I don't know I feel like okay

it's like it's like your buddy that works on cars in his garage like that's me with podcasts it's like this is just my little hobby thing that it's not like I'm flashing all over the gram like okay well I post my link or whatever but I don't know like I don't it's just like part of who I am at this point and I'm not like leading with it or like I don't know hyping it up and like I don't know but I don't even try to like grow my audience you know all these people with their all these like marketing instagrams are like grow your account to buy 10,000 followers tomorrow swipe up and it's like go to my course and I just I haven't even attempted at doing any of that like the most I do is tell you guys to do like on the show I'll be like subscribe to my patreon and

go over to youtube subscribe to my youtube and I say that but I don't know okay if I'm not 10k now I'm gonna be pissed I've been walking for the last like 10 minutes continuing my podcast wait this is way over time but you know what I'm trying to catch up to Joe Rogan doing it three hours here okay we got oh wait 10 what is today Friday no fuck that was yesterday I'm annoyed why isn't this loading activity you guys are like already tuned out if you're still here I feel honestly I'm sad for you because this is a train wreck um it says that it says a lot about you right now if you're still listening, and I appreciate your ear. I appreciate that you're somehow, like, enjoying this or

whatever. Okay, so there's no way I'm not at 10,000. I could lie to you guys because you can't see it. This is a joke. Okay, let's talk about something else. I'll get off the 10,000 steps topic um I don't know but yeah promoting myself trying hard with that just doesn't exist in my brain it's you know what it's not like this is my only gig so I feel like if it was I and I and I was desperate I'd kind of have to maybe I should treat it like that I think a lot of people would advised me to like treat it like it's your full-time gig and you're like you know it could be a potential source of income someday and like you could do big things and I don't know I'm just like I don't want to I don't want to I'm not having fun doing what I'm doing I don't

want to have to like do more just because it's like good for business and good for your I don't know so there's that something I was thinking about especially with Instagram like I just don't really give a fuck um because here's the thing I established that no one on the internet is everything you see on the internet is like and I don't want to be like oh it's fake but the only real way to know people now for real like where you've sat with them for hours and listened to them talk is through a podcast everything else is bullshit everything else is some sort of like curated image or quick video or whatever of what they want you to see so I established like the only thing I really care about is sharing my full self through a podcast which is one take

stream of consciousness whatever comes to my mind seven days a week like we're hanging out you know we're friends like that's the only way I feel I feel them I feel authentic on the internet at this point and I've maxed out of everything else with influencing and the everything's aesthetic and curated I've talked so much about it but so as long as I'm doing this I don't feel like I need to try hard and like fucking curate some sort of like or do some sort of marketing plan for the podcast like I don't give a fuck honestly all right I'm gonna just call it and let you guys know I'll keep walking to hit my 10k goal but what a joke what a joke the fact that I uh I didn't get that done before the show and I I had to do it tonight while I recorded

come on cycle tracking it's not oh that's for something else wait steps update come on yeah we're pushing 10,000 it's like in the 9,900 range so just know I'm gonna hit my 10k all right guys happy Saturday I hope you enjoyed that Q&A I enjoy I enjoy recording these it's fun because you guys get to provide me with talking points and I get to answer questions that help you guys learn a little bit more about me, which is just like, you know, again, it's like so self-absorbed to do this. It feels that way, but I don't know. I know what it's like to have someone you listen to on the internet or excuse me, on a podcast regular, regularly, regularly, there's a word I struggle with as well, regularly. And it feels good. You'll feel

like you're friends with them you feel like you know them really well so I'm trying to do that for you and it's a good it's a it's a win-win dude it's a fucking win-win all right love you guys have a great I hope you're having a great weekend and that's it I will talk to you tomorrow all right bye