The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 145- Coffee Guy and Jimmy

Episode Date: January 27, 2021

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What's up, guys? Happy Tuesday. It's episode 145. Welcome back to the show! hey what's up it's Jacqueline welcome back to the show happy Tuesday uh hi hope your week's going well so far I feel better today I feel like I'm in a great mood I feel okay first off if you're just tuning in I've been getting an average of like two and a half three hours of sleep for the last week because I adopted an eight week old golden retriever puppy so I've been a new mom up all night taking him out you know he whines in his crate got to take them out to pee in the middle of the city. It's like dark out. We had a tornado two nights ago. I said that yesterday. I'm like being dramatic, dramatic about the weather here.

It was windy. It's never crazy weather here. There, okay. There is, okay. San Diego is sunny. San Diego is sunny all year round. So whenever there's some wind and weather I consider it a fucking tornado so yeah I had to take him out in the middle of the city while it was stormy um anyway so basically like to the new listeners I'm trying to bring it for you today so you don't have to deal with the energy levels of the last few episodes it's so bad I would like forget what I even did that day I'd try to report on it because as you know this is an audio vlog or excuse me an audio diary what the fuck did I call it a vlog for him it's so me 2020 I used to call it an audio vlog but it's definitely a diary this is what I

would write in my diary except I'm saying it out loud okay so I slept okay Jimmy slept the whole night I slept the whole night it was the first time we had an entire night of full sleep okay I'm already fucking annoyed by my sentence structure guys do I need to okay should I restart this I don't know we didn't have any 2 a.m pissing sessions outside like he slept the whole night which was amazing and um for whatever reason though not to be negative I woke up and I still felt like I'm catching up on sleep like I wasn't fully recharged okay do you guys really okay here's where here's what I want to say I keep cutting myself off and the reason I'm doing it right now is I feel like the amount of, uh, the amount of times I have reported on

my sleep, Jimmy's sleep, our potty training, all that, it's getting a little bit redundant and annoying and I'm sorry, but I just want to let you know we had a full night's sleep. it was great I still woke up tired whatever okay so basically it's Tuesday uh literally this is all I did and I think my mom if my mom's listening right now she would want me to do this Jacqueline I know you do it seven days a week I know honey I know and that's great you gotta keep doing that but sometimes you should go on your show for like 10 minutes just let everyone know what you did that day do your little diary and then go to bed at a good time because I'm doing this at night I'm on this weird schedule with podcasting I'm nighttime podcasting

again so my mom would be like you need to you need to take care of yourself you need to take care of yourself you need to take care of yourself do a 10-minute episode don't feel bad about it your listeners will understand you're sleep deprived and you just need okay here I am talking about sleep again and being exhausted. But I feel like my mom would want me to just like check in, check out. So I don't know. Um, but this is Tuesday for me. It is Tuesday, January, what? 26. I can't believe it's almost, okay. Every year this happens, but I feel like it's totally happening, happening this month. I'm like, I can't believe it's almost February. like where did this month go it's crazy so um oh I should do a Jimmy update before I talk about my

day I just want to let you know that he is burrowed like a little bunny rabbit he has hind legs like a bunny so whenever he lays on the couch with me he like dives he like uh nose dives into the cushions and he likes to shove his face as deep as possible in whatever pillows or like in the, in between the couch cushions, like he goes and dives into it. I don't know how he's breathing, but it's so cute. His little legs stick out in the back and they're all like extended. And yeah, so he's chilling right now. He's not in puppy mode. He's not in play mode. He's in sleep mode right now. So that's super convenient while I'm podcasting. So yeah, Jimmy's here with me. I'm drinking a lemon LaCroix. I was watching a podcast on YouTube while I worked. The crate is set up in

the living room. That means I have to take it into my bedroom tonight. It's going to be annoying to have to lift it in there. It's so big. I think I need to get a smaller crate. I got a 42 inch crate because I figured I'll put up a divider so I'll move it as he grows because you don't want them if they have too much room they'll pee in it so that you have to make it like a literal like holding cell for just their body so they can turn around and lay down so I'm realizing now that it is so big and it looks so bad in my apartment and I'm just like fuck does he okay this is my dream I'm not even telling telling you guys what I did today because whatever I'll get into it but my dream is to have Jimmy so housebroken that I can leave

he can just lay on my couch he can just pee here he doesn't need to be in a fucking crate I don't know what do you guys what are the pros out there say I mean I don't know like my plate I live in an apartment. I feel like it, it's going to be rough. Honestly, you kind of have to do that for when they're a puppy and chewing everything. I get it, but maybe that would add some character to my furniture. A few, a few teeth marks. Like he's already starting to bite my Ottoman guys. My leather Ottoman is getting, going to get destroyed. Um, so what I was just set in the scene I got a candle on got my LaCroix um yeah I'm I'm kind of thinking about I don't know you know the crate would look great in the back of my car

I love when people like I go to the beach and they open they open the back hatch and there's like a dog crate in the back you know because they're like beach dog beach people or whatever the fuck beach dog people um so anyways I'm trying to like think about okay my day let's get into it um oh yeah okay I remember guys I'm literally laying down okay let me set the scene a little bit more Jimmy's on my right burrowed in his pillows like a little puppy and I'm laying down. I'm on my back podcasting. It's 9 20 PM. Um, I'm like, this is how I remember. Should I close my eyes and I visualize what I did today. So me and Jimmy woke up. Uh, I took him out and let's see. Oh, I remember. Okay. I had no coffee left. Like I put one, so I had leftover iced

coffee in the fridge. Cause yesterday I knew I was going to be out this morning. So I was like, okay I'm not going to finish this so I can chug it in the morning and then get coffee because there's no way like I don't know if anyone relates to this but I have to have if I drive to a coffee shop so I have to have a coffee before I grab coffee does that make sense like I can't just walk to a coffee shop drive like go drive to Starbucks with no caffeine in me there always has to be coffee in the household it's usually like so for example uh if I if I know like hey I want to go get Starbucks this morning I want to go to the local coffee shop and like get something fancy or whatever um like I'll usually have a shot of espresso first or a black coffee or something

and then I'll wake up with that on my couch like sit look at my phone like get kind of woken up and then get my like outfit on whatever like I'll run out the door and grab a coffee but I have to if I don't caffeinate before that I will crash my car like do you guys do you guys relate to that like you'll get in your car you need coffee so bad it's it's not fun I hate it like that is the worst and I it's not like I do it every time so I'm like the drive-thru Starbucks or drive-thru coffee shop I go to a lot I don't sometimes I just roll out of bed and go and I usually only do that because I have zero coffee left now this is the coffee episode great I haven't talked about it in a minute you guys know it's like the love of my life I love coffee I'm obsessed with it and

I just it makes my day you know amazing you know the start of my morning or the first part of my morning is coffee and I love it and I might as well talk about it but yeah I always drink I feel like if I don't yeah I'll crash my car and then you have to talk to the people they're like hi what can I get going for you what can I get started for you and I'm like oh my god fuck so anyways let me catch the chase this morning um I had the leftover coffee and then I put on my like mom outfit my fucking yoga pants my running shoes like a lulu zip tight like fucking yoga zipper like you know like a I just look like a mom and then a hat and I had my mom bag like I have this tote that fits all my shit in it jimmy shit um I even have like a water thing for him

for the car uh so I ended up like so we had gone out already and I fed him I didn't mention that but I fed him we like went out and he went the bathroom he's doing well by the way with the potty training um we were still having accidents inside but he is the this is the progress I'm glad he's making like him taking a dump outside and like consistently doing that is huge compared to him when I first got him having explosive diarrhea everywhere like he pretty much he'll so the potty so the accidents are peeing inside that's still happening but he's shitting outside so okay now that you guys know those details let's talk about coffee so I get him in the car and he likes to sit so I can't do this it's like bad to drive with him on my lap but he crawls over and wants to

with me um but anyways so we get to the coffee shop and this barista is like okay there's two baristas at this place I go and they it's like their flirting is not full-on it's like on the cusp of flirting if that makes sense and it's really fucking annoying because I'm like it's like you're being nice but it's like closer to flirting than just being nice to me does that make sense so I'm like I don't know because I don't know how to act I'm just like being boring with him I guess and so anyways this guy is just like he's small talking to me about Jimmy you know what are you gonna do today and I'm just like commenting on the fucking paint job

they have a new paint job at the place I go and I'm just like this is a great paint job like I'm changing the subject so I don't want to talk about myself and like how like he sounded like he's asking like questions about me and was interested and I'm just like great paint job so I got oh yeah I was like what is the legal limit of caffeine like how much I think he thought I was flirting with him because my first the first question I asked him was what is the maximum amount of caffeine you can put in a cup without uh what like the legal limit like alcohol like what can you serve me like what is the maximum amount of caffeine you could serve me and I think he thought that was funny or cute and like that's when the flirting started but it was like half okay why

am I talking about this in so much so much detail so it ended up being like four six shots I don't remember so nothing crazy but I needed it you guys I was like this has got to last I have so much work to do today I have to get this um like I don't know caffeine in me as quickly as possible so I uh I got like six shots of espresso some almond milk called it good um you know I just realized they painted the new coffee stand like I'm pretty sure the paint swatch would say espresso like when I think about the color it's like oh let's make our coffee shop look like an espresso bean there's so many hot people that go to that one by the way there's like this you can like okay I'm totally you if you live around me you probably know where I'm where this place is at

but basically because I'm talking about the new color and then this will make sense to you if you know where it's at there's like a walk-up place you can order at or a drive-thru but whenever I see people at the walk-up it's like like they're just that the guys that go to this coffee shop are so fucking hot and they're always out there with their dogs and I don't know so we get coffee go home um let's see today shower and then like get my work day started I'm pretty sure um basically all i remember like today was like this coffee work uh take jimmy to get his booster shots i had to get some groceries and then like a couple things um oh i went and got more coffee beans that's right and then and creamer so while he's getting shots

I was getting like coffee and like some random things for food and then come home work work chill and make dinner and now I'm podcasting that's literally Tuesday here's what I want to say right now okay that was the day so let me just like recap one more time even though I just recapped it Jimmy and I slept great full night's sleep woke up got my day started with my leftover coffee took him out he's getting better potty training so that's good went got coffee I told the like stupid story about the barista I don't know there's two guys and they just give off this like it's like an annoying flirting style where I'd rather them just have like a normal conversation with you without being like

oh so tell me more about that oh oh oh like it's like this little like they're trying to be like they're what's the word like they ask quite they ask a question and then they'll be like oh so do you have a boyfriend like you know like that kind of shit and I'm like what the fuck I'd rather I'd rather they just treat me like I'm 97 and they're just like okay they'd be yelling at me then I feel like they just if they like just be normal hi good morning how's your day going and not like the inflection isn't like flirtatious thank you thank you um and don't they know like people people are there a lot of people go to their shop uncaffeinated and I'm the type of person where pre-coffee I'm just not about that chatter I'm

not about that like let's small talk and chit chat I can't do it and I okay so anyways coffee shop work oh I took Jimmy to the vet oh let me update you on that everything's great um he didn't have any reactions to his to his new vaccine um i take him back in three weeks and i found out so basically the first eight weeks puppies basically have like they they basically have the antibodies of their mom still they basically have her i'm saying basically a lot i haven't taken a drink in a minute I feel parched oh it's fucking empty shit like a drop left of my lemon LaCroix it reminds me of my mom's house because she had lemon LaCroix so the first eight weeks they have their mom's immune system and antibodies antibodies because they were in her womb okay

but then from like week six no we week eight to sixteen you have they're like you know in a new home there's a new environment they're out on the sidewalks in the parks like they're building their own immune immune system now so this is when you vaccinate them and get them all set up are there dog are there anti-vaxxers with dogs is that a thing i don't i'm like juice them up with whatever the fuck will keep him alive because if he licks something on the ground and he wasn't vaccinated and then has some sort of fucking disease like i would feel terrible like just i don't care just juice him up inject him whatever it takes like keep him like i want him to be bulletproof in the city as far as like getting like he's getting there's a new thing i think it's called

lepto le i don't know what the spelling is but apparently it's transferred in dog pee and there was an outbreak in my area so the next time i take him there he'll be getting his lepto shot there's a guy in line I was talking to he had like a little terrier dog um we were just small talking in the the line at the vet they make you wait out it's like a drop off you wait outside for your dog and he was telling me about the outbreak and how it's like super deadly these dogs just like will literally go to the park step on pee and then like accidentally lick their paw and then die because of the leptovirus or whatever it's called so all right so where where am I at okay went home worked um made dinner and then fucking here I am okay so

this is what I want this is what I this is what I want to say um remember just like let's sit back close our eyes and the positive news is it's, it's still there. It's still there to enjoy. So this isn't a funeral because you can always listen to it. Just sit back and remember when I didn't have a kid and the quality of the content and how energized I was and how I just, the things I would talk about, the colorfulness, the color, fuck the color of the rain the colors of the rainbow were all expressed each what am I saying I I felt like so the last I'm being hard on myself the last week has been rough I'm tired

I really have nothing to talk about so I'm just doing this to I'm doing this to put it on my I did a podcast every single day of the year chart to get my little gold star like and I feel like I'm leaving a lot of people I'm letting a lot of people down um because especially new listeners like you're just you're not getting the quality I used to bring and I will own that and one thing that's kind of like maybe a I don't know is this like a subtle flex or like just a I don't know I'm like so down to say this not even care there I don't care about repercussions or like oh how will people perceive me I just don't even care um I literally couldn't give a shit like I know it's bad right now I know the content's sucking because I'm I'm like it just is

like let's be honest compared to what I've I've done in the past um I've been more vibrant and alive and like energized and you know I guess like more entertaining than I have in the I have been in the last week but I literally don't care like I don't care if someone out there is listening who maybe this is the first episode and they're like oh that was boring I don't really want to listen again then great like I don't even the thing is like I'm not the kind of content creator that's like doing this for I'm maybe this is fucked up or selfish but like this is literally just a diary I'm speaking out loud people are tuning in somehow this is growing which is wild but it's kind of freeing like I'm not here to make everyone happy and like I don't know make

amazing content like I love when content creators talk about that they're like I only put out content that I'm obsessed with if I'm not obsessed with it I won't put it out and I'll like edit it for five fucking days and I won't sleep like I'm just I don't know I've chosen a different path like throw it at the wall let it let it sit there and just who cares like I'm fucking that's where I'm at and I don't know um I just feel like if I had like a business coach or a fucking who like a trainer a podcast host trainer they'd be like cut it out cut that part out don't say that i don't know i'm just being honest like i'm like i'm looking i'm literally trying to look around in my apartment right now to think

of something to tell you guys like stuff to come up like i could go on the news i have zero uh clue what's going on the world right now let's go to cnn.com oh my god top headline today hunger games approach approach blamed for vaccine woes even as the pace increases experts warn it's still not enough okay whatever they're saying the upcoming months will still be rough with the virus okay honest to god like i i just love how do they have the death counter on the news anymore because it's not on their website

cnn used to have on the side of the reporters it would have like you know the little counter that would say covid cases deaths whatever like even like deaths per minute or i don't even know but now it's now it's completely gone as soon as biden's in it's like completely gone so i don't know like are people still dying like i don't i literally have zero clue um let's see COVID-19 420,000 plus U.S. deaths. I doubt it. Oh my god. Oh my god, the charts. I love infographics though, like maps, colorful maps and graphs with like interactive like you move your mouse over the graph and it does stuff i love that shit the new york times has amazing infographics but i don't subscribe

to their shit so it always asks me to pay when i go on cnn or go on new york times and i never i'm just like come on i don't want to pay for i don't even check it that much so i don't i don't want pay for it daily new cases over the past 14 days let's go to California we're falling all these are falling nothing is increasing oh we got increasing in New Hampshire okay this is this is good news. Hey, here's good news. New cases reported are falling 33%, 40%, 40%, 26%, 45%, 29%, 36%, 34%. All these states are falling by 30, 40 plus percent in new cases. So I think that curve is fucking flattening we got one state one state is rising in cases new hampshire how is that possible are we flattening the curve finally i don't know

just like so out of touch with this shit whoa we got we got a what's the state is that Arizona yeah wait that's Nevada is that New Mexico Texas Arizona oh my god I don't know what the state is oh my god I don't know what the state is what is above okay oh my god oh my god oklahoma nebraska wyoming no wyoming's under montana guys what is next to nevada oh my god i'm not even being funny right now and why does it have any covid cases wait are you kidding me do i not know what state this is wait where's my maps

california nevada colorado no that's not colorado oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god i cannot believe this this is maybe because i'm a new mom and i haven't slept um utah oh my god it's fucking utah i knew that i knew that i think i think it's the infographic has like weird lines all over it with the covid cases so i can't really tell what the state is but i'm also uneducated and just because i have a college degree and i have like a big girl job doesn't mean anything um most republicans sign okay most okay jimmy my little sleeping angel when he has puppy dreams he kicks it's really cute sweet puppy dreams I wonder what he dreams of like when you think about his life experience

so far it's been like cushy and cute and like I'm with my brothers and sisters and we're playing in the grass you know like what is he and then he has like you know, visuals of households and kitchens and toys. And like, I wonder what his little puppy dreams are. Like playing in the grass with my friends. Like, I don't know, with a ball. Like, it's just cute to think about that. Um, I really do believe in reincarnation. When I see him, I'm like, yep, you're a person. There's a little person in there. I don't know. He's like my little elf like Dobie the elf in Harry Potter Dobie is a good elf what is that line Dobie or it's like Smeagol no Dobie it's just wild I think what's wild and I'm reflecting on having a puppy

there's like a soul in my presence at all times that wasn't there a week ago I know that's deep but there's something about it that's like it makes my life mean something different now or like it makes my life seem more purposeful like I'm here for a reason like having it's like having a kid I don't know how else to describe it but he's a conscious conscious conscious fuck i always struggle with that word conscience conscious being and he is i don't know it's wild it's just wild to observe him and like i don't know okay so i'm just reading headlines on cnn.com i have no clue what's going on the world most republicans signal that trump impeachment trial is unconstitutional. Okay. GOP rep. I don't care. The coming reckoning over. I

don't care. These, I hate these headlines. Um, wait, what's big news today? What have I, what have I been hearing about? Oh shit. Kobe's death. Oh my God. That was a year ago today everyone's been posting pictures of him um where were you when you found out Kobe died I'm trying to think where exactly was I at it was a morning yeah I was just on my phone I think in my apartment yeah I was I was alone in my apartment I saw it on my phone it was like a twitter trending story or whatever kobe dyant kobe dyant oh that's sad to say kobe bryant died helicopter crash like i saw that and i just was like in shock and then you know then everything just blew up from that point on and i remember like i i f-ing cried i was like

in shock still like it still doesn't seem real like for whatever reason him dying still doesn't feel real like a lot of people have passed what was it larry king like that's wild the other was that a few days ago passed away jeopardy guy um tons of people like even i don't know but kobe dying doesn't even it does still it's like a surreal um thing i don't know if it's because of his face is so like I I've seen it so much and I and I've watched him play so much like I he's just like I don't know it's like a wild thing to think about but um I remember the day after or the day before like I got I don't know really inspired by the whole event I feel like it shook me up. Like I was like, what would Kobe do? You know, like I was using him as

my little guide in 2020 a lot. I do remember that. Um, cause you guys know I was a basketball player, wore his shoes and I like, you know, he was one of my idols back in the day and still is. So I don't know today's social media was kind of like sad and cute like that with all the pictures of him and his daughter I didn't even mention her but Vanessa Bryant posted a picture of her daughter's the a letter her daughter's friend sent her and it was I like couldn't read it I was so I was like getting emotional because I just think about kids I know her age or just like dads and daughters I used to like be around playing like it'd be like my coach uh Gary and his daughter dying like on my basketball team like I don't know I just it's so

crazy so okay so I'm thinking like that was probably the biggest I guess news today um like the fact it was the one year since it happened um I'm just scrolling I hate this website I don't even know why I go to CNN okay let's go to what's Fox News saying? Rand Paul's doing something in Kentucky. What? Kentucky Republican speech over hyper-partisan impeachment goes okay. Oh, 45 Republicans vote against pursuit. Okay, I don't know what that is. We're just hanging out. Like, I'm laying on my couch reading the news of the day and I'm recording at the same time so um what do you guys think of the army hammer shit the text or the messages he was sending about like cannibalism I saw that and

I like read through it I was like what the here's the thing like then something came out that I think one of his ex-girlfriends or someone he used to date he would like mark her with a knife or like brand her I think she came out with a statement like said something like that I don't know don't quote me on I don't know for sure but I like breezed by a headline that said that I think it was like page six of course it was and I was reading the I was looking at the DMs he was sending and i'm like obviously it was edited like the person didn't show their response but i'm like was he just being funny like was he just fucking around and like taking it too far like that's what i don't because like i know how i can be sometimes sarcastic i don't actually mean

it but it's funny to like fuck around have a conversation that gets like dark and weird you know you guys probably are out there listening do stuff like that where it's playful and fun but you're not actually a cannibal like you're not but actually no when I think about what he was writing it was pretty specific and graphic and like it's like a fetish kink whatever you want to call it like fucking dead body parts I'm sorry that's like the gist of what he was saying and that's just interesting like how does someone develop that or I don't know so I don't know that's like something I just thought about I'm thinking of headlines off the top of my head um I don't know should I end this just like take

why did you know when you're on the phone you do something you don't realize you're doing it like i'm taking my apple watch off and putting it back on like like the amount of times i've done that this episode it's stupid like i just keep taking it off um let me think if i can remember anything else from today i got a new palm tree uh leaf poking out right now which is exciting i think the most aesthetically pleasing tree or like if you live in california like so i don't know i guess you can have indoor house plants like tropical and other places but i think the most aesthetically pleasing indoor palm variety would be um a bird of paradise like big leaves like big palm leaves I don't know because I've seen okay what are they called do not get a fig leaf or no

fiddle leaf don't get those are so 2019 just don't get one um and I think what's the other pop oh I don't like the plants it reminds me of going to like the doctor's office because they'd always be fake in the corners I don't like the indoor plants I'm talking about if you're getting a statement plant like a big tree or like a corner plant that's like tall and like a palm um I'm not a fan of how would I describe the leaves like I don't know what it's called they the branches are like what's like a peace branch fucking um what would a peace dove carry in its mouth like it has like a stem and then a lot of segments coming out of each side does this make any sense and they're kind of big let me just look it up indoor palm trees

yeah oh oh it doesn't look good bamboo no yeah I don't know it's like bamboo-y there's like slits through the leaf imagine a palm imagine a palm tree no imagine a palm tree leaf yeah and then cut a bunch of slits in the side of the leaf like i don't know i like i think bird of paradise is the most aesthetically pleasing on the eye because it's i like things that are oversized and big so even like even the size of a plant's leaf it it like makes a bigger statement or like a more i don't know like it's more profound or like it looks more i don't know like bold and and bougie i don't know else like i don't know

what I'm trying to describe than like a chintzy little leaf with a bunch of slits in it I don't know I'm judgmental we found that out on what episode was it uh what's my personality type uh whatever that one whatever number that one was Jimmy's laying on my wrist hi hi little person my little elf I love you he's getting more so I can tell he's growing already and he's making more noises and oh I didn't mention we we had a bath tonight I bathed him in the sink and he didn't love it he didn't cry or anything but he was trying to escape the whole time I made sure the water was like a nice temperature too so it was comfortable but

I think it was just like his first bath here you know he had a bath before but um and then I took the hair dryer to him and he liked that but he I love like I'm I'm obsessed with how he smells I'm upset like he there's nothing like I feel like babies are the same like babies and puppies smell so good okay now I'm just mindlessly scrolling all right happy Tuesday. There, there's the episode. Um, I got to start writing again. I really do. I need to start writing again. I need to start sleeping again. Normally I need to extra guys. I haven't exercised since I got them. I feel like that's not like, how the hell do I do that? I guess do it in my apartment or take them on like because i can't take them on a huge run and i don't have

a gym membership right now because i i'm doing yoga so i just do it at home but i guess now with the new openings california opened up today like um i wonder if like yoga studios will be like i want to go to a hot you i this is what i want to do this year i want to join a hot yoga studio but I didn't even I haven't even explored if they're open I just assume they're not like how do you do that like in a hop how do you have how do you social distance and mask up inside of a sweaty yoga room like I feel like there isn't hockey hot yoga right now um but yeah I need to start exercising I need to I don't know kind of like figure out I feel like the next phase of the show is going to be me or just like the phase of my year. I guess February is going to be like

getting, figuring out my routine with my dog and my life. Cause it hit me out of nowhere. Like I got him really quickly and then now I'm like, whoa, shit's upside down. I got to get my life together. Um, so yeah, it's worth it. I know it's going to be worth it it's just gonna be a lot of work and i am so grateful for my patience and um he's gonna be my golden child and my perfect he's he's just like perfect like i know everyone thinks that about their dog but my dog is actually perfect minus the i mean i'll give it i'll give him this I would shit the bed too if I was him the first two nights here I am with a strange woman who I don't know in a mysterious location and I need to get the fuck out of here maybe she will

throw me outside if I shit the bed five times and instead of doing that I cheered him on I celebrated his shits the little man was sick obviously there's blood in there too it was not good and I was nice to him I cleaned him up real good I was giving him you know positive reinforcement for shitting the I couldn't yell at him for doing that he was so sick but I would do it too like I feel like he on it I feel like puppies maybe that's a trend they get they fake sick the first few days I don't know all right tomorrow's Wednesday I'll be here the next day I'll be here the next day I'll be here I'm here for a year episode 144 whatever I'm going to 365 so uh holy shit so that's cool um okay don't tap the space bar and stop the podcast

there you go go to now he's gonna burrow yep little bunny foo-foo diving in the pillows um it's just wild I don't know one day at a time one foot in front of the other I'm really practicing what I'm preaching a little bit better each day I feel like I've had so progress to me so I feel like I've made progress like I've the heat's turning up with my job which in a good way I got a dog which was a goal so I accomplished that for this year and it's January so I'm like I feel like I slipped back a little bit just because of the chaos of trying to figure my new puppy out slip back out of my like I feel like my routine and my lifestyle my like healthy active shit like I've been just with my dog all

the time I haven't really been prioritizing myself so I feel like the next phase is gonna be like I gotta get my hair done I gotta figure out how to work out around him I know like people out there are probably like oh my god your life is so hard or oh my god it's so easy you just fucking put your dog in a backpack and go on a walk or like you just um call a friend to babysit it like sorry um i don't want anyone to watch him other than me but that's also because i don't have any friends okay now you know oh my god I need to go to bed so but I'll tell I'll tell you this what is it about getting a dog that all of a sudden like the amount of inquiries I've received I'm just being vague inquiries as in

people coming out of the woodworks like hey what's up or oh you got a puppy that's amazing or whatever like I don't know is this a bonus is this like a bonus to me or like a it's like and it's like a feature that comes with me like I have a dog now so I'm more attractive now because i have a like what is that or or i like the we gotta have a puppy date we gotta have it we gotta have a dog date like the amount of those i've gone it's just like okay all right i guess i'm gonna join the dog club soon here be at the dog park his little bunny legs are so cute it's like a human he crosses them and he stretches them all the way back and I hold on to them like little chopsticks oh he can't get

bigger he's not allowed to get bigger and it's weird how I can already tell from the first week well he was sick and not eating so he got really skinny but he's he's getting chunky now like his his um like I can feel it the chub the puppy chub which is good you you want puppies to be uh it's better that they're overweight than underweight so my boy's gonna be chunky and strong and we do a lot of exercise and he's playing fetch already and he's i love playing hide and go seek with him like i'll just like call his name i'll hide in my apartment and call his name and he sprints and he was so cute like i swear he's a bunny like the way i don't know if it's a golden retriever thing I feel like puppies are all dogs do this but he bounces

and it's like he like gets up on his hind legs and then he like bounces forward they'll do it again and just like especially when we're anytime we're playing it's like a little hop he does and it's so cute all right I don't know guys I'm literally this is like pillow talk I'm just laying down with my eyes closed i can't believe i'm like sharing this publicly whatever it's kind of like that now though with the the way we interact with other people on the internet just like here's my life welcome welcome in my welcome to my home you're in my living room right now we're having pillow talk and I'm talking about I don't know all right I've said that so

many times like happy Tuesday it's episode 145 that's it for real I'm gonna go it's like hanging up the phone with someone you're just like all right bye but you don't say bye um yeah i don't really have anything else to say hope you had a great day subscribe to the podcast if you haven't already write me a review that helps me out helps people find out about the show follow me on instagram for all the jimmy updates and other updates i don't know and yeah that's it love you guys hope you had a great day and i'll talk to you tomorrow All right, bye.