The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 147- Soup

Episode Date: January 29, 2021

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Hey guys, happy Thursday. It's episode 147. Welcome back to the show. hey everyone what's up it's Jacqueline welcome back to the show Good morning. I can finally say good morning. Happy Thursday because I'm recording this right in early. It's like 6 a.m. and I'm going to be honest. I'm going to waste your time today. I'm going to waste your time today. This episode is a complete total cop-out. Like I'm putting in the most minimal effort today. Um, yeah, I will waste your time. Please just hit that subscribe button and tune out. You're not going to want to listen to this episode. Just going to preface, preface things by saying that because, um, we're going to do a Buzzfeed. We're going to go on buzzfeed.com

and do a quiz. I want to wake up with my coffee right now and do something mindless because all I have done in the last seven days is talk about how tired I am and how this new dog I just tell you guys all about my new puppy every podcast so I don't know let's do something fun and light-hearted let's wake up together together let's wake up together and um first off if you're like why am I here who are you who's Jacqueline what's happening I'm a podcast host okay I also have a job in PR so I don't know that's some maybe new information for some new listeners out there I have a job in PR and uh yeah I have a podcast seven days a week so hit that subscribe button if you want to join my journey of

doing this every day for a year I'm gonna do it for fucking 30 years because this is my dream career this is my passion I got on the microphone back on September 4th and got it was like I got it was like I was high on my own supply of hearing my voice and my headphones I don't fucking know you know what no podcast host talks about that now there's something therapeutic about hearing the monitoring in your ears but you know how podcast hosts wear headphones I don't know maybe I needed to hear my soul speak back in September for me to realize this is my calling this is my passion I enjoy this process whatever I know that's okay it's the process I enjoy the um the whole like what was I even saying guys basically hit that subscribe button

this is my audio diary I'm not awake yet I need to just should I just chug my coffee it felt good to talk my life talk about my just talk things out and that's why I started the show and I haven't stopped since so um yeah a little bit about me uh why am I doing this right now I was gonna do buzzfeed quiz and waste your time why am I gonna do a intro about hi my name is Jacqueline I'm a podcast host I work in PR and I live in San Diego California. I have a new puppy, Jimmy. He's a golden retriever and I love my life. All right. Should I update you guys real quick on this morning? The kid is going to the door to take a shit. I mean, the kid loves his leash, goes to the door to take a shit. Like he knows now

that door equals I have to go to the bathroom and that is beautiful. So that's all I'm going to say. He's almost fully potty trained. He's a professional right now or looking like a professional uh he's acting like a professional what am I saying let's just go to buzzfeed.com all right it's wild how before before the show I pulled this up and um I literally have my ring light on full blast to help me wake up does anyone do that do any content creators do that I just stare at the ring light to get that blue light on my body is like as early as possible helps me wake up like it I'm gonna just turn it up even more yeah if anyone's driving by they're like what the fuck is that alien ship inside her apartment so it's wild how buzzfeed.com

knows I'm a new dog parent because all the quiz recommendations are dog related so is my computer listening to me I don't understand excellent dog owners should be able to breeze through this quiz I'm tempted to take a dog quiz but like I said all I've talked about for a week is Jimmy and being a dog mom. I don't know. Maybe we'll do that last. I just want to do a quick quiz. Get out. Again, wasting your time, minimal effort. Sorry. Am I a loser for, am I, is this abusive? Like, do you feel, do you feel manipulated right now? Because you're still listening, yet I'm telling you that I'm going to waste your time. am I a master manipulator I think I am all right oh this is fun what's your mental age

based on the clothes you choose that seems boring actually whoa what the fuck BuzzFeed has the weirdest quizzes I'm gonna I have to pick one right I haven't queued this up before the show so you're gonna think this is fake but we can guess what your first pet was based on the home you design whoa I feel like it's like okay that's interesting eat a big breakfast and we'll tell you how much tell you which meal matches your personality I've done so many food buzzfeed quizzes I know you guys like listening to me talk about food and shit and coffee but I don't know um let me pick one oh plan the perfect self-care day and we'll tell you when you'll meet your soulmate. Well, that already happened. So I don't know. What if it tells me

it already happened? What if it confirms that? What if it has a, hmm, interesting. Um, I don't know, guys, here's something about soup, something about sushi. I don't know. I should have picked a quiz before I started the show so okay no we know exactly when you'll get married and you have to all you have to do is be a wedding planner for a day no thanks I'm not one of those girls by the way like I don't dream about my wedding day I don't dream about my ring or my dress like I have no clue. I literally couldn't tell you anything about rings or diamonds or cuts or dress shapes or color themes for weddings. Like I, I don't even like, do I want to get married someday? Absolutely. Do I care that much about my wedding? Not at all. I don't even know. I don't know why,

but I just I'm not on Pinterest like pinning my wedding stuff before like I don't know I don't even think when I get proposed to that I'll I'm sure who knows it's hard to say now maybe things will change but I don't necessarily think I want like a huge wedding I want something low-key and like intimate and like just fun like I only want people there that are going to be like you have to be able to twerk on the dance floor. So you have to do a audition tape before you attend the wedding. Like I have to see your dance moves. Like only professional dancers are allowed at my wedding. And that's strictly because of the videos that will be recorded. Like I want to have a pop in dance floor. Okay. So everyone will be, if you're, if you're a family member,

cause you have to come and you suck at dancing, you'll be taking dancing lessons before you attend we'll put you through school for that um I don't know I don't really want to like a lavish huge wedding why am I talking about this I was going to do a quiz what if I'm manipulating you even more and deep down I know I'm not going to do a quiz I'm going to get off topic the whole time and you're sitting there and you're still listening because you're waiting for me to start the quiz the fact I even just thought of that that just that just uh confirmed that I am absolutely fucking psychotic all right choose the new mean girls cast and will reveal why you can't sit with the plastics no oh your taste in high heels will reveal if you're more elegant classy or

sophisticated those are all the same things to me elegant classy or sophisticated those are the same thing. Buzzfeed. Okay. I just need to pick one. Um, fuck. Everyone has a cookie that matches their personality. Design your dream home to reveal yours. Fuck it. Let's do it. Let's design a dream home. Oh, well you guys can't see the pictures. Fuck. There's a Jeep that just drove by outside. I haven't people watched in months. All I can report on is a Jeep just drove by. Man, but neighbor still looks single. I haven't talked about him in a minute. He's still walking his dog alone. I'm not seeing a girl, a girlfriend slash wife slash fiance with him at all. Yeah. So by the way, not to talk about the dog again, but Jimmy's in nap mode.

we played before the show because I wanted to calm him down because the last week of recording with him has been a shit show like he was like he bit me so hard twice was it yesterday the day before and I had to like get up and like give him a bone he's not even supposed to have for six months because I needed to like it it's this bone is like cracked to him and it's he's only what nine weeks so he's not allowed to have it until he's six months old but I literally had to give it to him during the show to occupy him so he wasn't gonna like he wasn't gonna jump on me and like play with me and of course I wasn't gonna stop recording and get him tired and then come back of course not so I just gave him a bone that's probably you know bad for his uh digestion

at this age but you know what gotta do what you gotta do I only let him eat like 10% of it I think he'll be fine. My, is the ASPCA going to come after my ass? I don't know. All right. Let's find a quiz. Um, again, big ass fucking waste of time. What are we 15 minutes in? Still haven't picked a quiz. Should I just do the dog one? Should I just do the dog one? Excellent dog owner should be able to breeze through this quiz. Fuck it. Let's do it. You know what? I'm, I'm just, you know, I'm in control of my show. I want to know if I'm an excellent dog owner to be honest let's make episode 147 a continuation of my dog mom series and uh I don't know let's do it quick so so I waste your time but not too much time and maybe we can do another

quiz after which of the following could you safely feed a dog oh fuck almonds grapes garlic or honey which of the following could you safely feed a dog well when Jimmy was on his deathbed I put a little honey in his water to help him get some glucose. Wait, I feel like you can feed dogs grapes. You probably can't feed them garlic because I have to pick one. Almonds, I feel like they can't digest almonds or garlic. I think you can safely feed a dog grapes, but I put honey in his water. I have to own that choice. I put honey in his water. I thought that was safe. I have to pick it. Oh, it's correct. Wait, you can't give a dog a grape. I need to look into this. I'm not a good dog mom. I'm clearly like, I got that first question right, but I'm not, I wasn't fully

confident in my answer. Is it safe for a dog to run with a stick in his mouth? I mean, yes. Like just depends how big is the stick? Is he in traffic? Um, I'm going to say no. I know BuzzFeed wants me to say no, so I'm going to say no. Correct. There's a higher risk for pups to get impaled when they run with a stick than with a chew toy. Well, no shit. Literally, I've seen dogs carry, like, run with a log in their mouth, and they seem fine. I feel like a small stick would be more dangerous, though, because if it had, if it was a little, like, dagger in their mouth, and they fell or tripped or whatever, and it stabbed their throat, I see how that would be a danger, a dangerous thing for them. Okay. Is it better to keep a, I got to do this fast.

Is it better to keep a full bowl of food out to, or to regulate a dog's food intake? I've heard both. Uh, I've heard both, uh, sides to this. Some people are pro leave your dog's food out. Let them decide when they're hungry or like let them have free will with their food or you regulate, regulate it. I'm going to say regulate, right? Regulators. It was a clear black night, a clear white moon. Wait, what is that song? Warren G. Wait, that's such a good song. Warren G. This is going to be copyright. It was a clear black night, a clear white moon. Regulator. Yeah, regulate. Warren G. regulators regulate any stealing of his property we're damn good too but you can't be any

this part wait wait for it right here right here what is that mona what did i what noise did i just make i don't know that's probably kind of gross. What does he say? Mona? Anyways, about how often she give your dog a bath. This is dumb. Every day, about once a week, about once a month, about once a year. I honestly want to bathe my child every day. Like I want to have a self-care session once a day, put them in the bath. Like, you know, I just feel like that'd be good for his soul, but I think the correct answer once a week oh but I feel like it might be once a month fuck wrong about once a month

god damn I thought about having okay honestly I was bullshitting about the everyday thing but I feel like it makes sense to bathe him every Sunday night like he goes out in the city he's all over his shit walking around like it's so hard for me well after he poops outside I have to like make sure his tail isn't sitting in the shit like he walks all over it and it's just an it's a I feel like he needs to be bathed as a puppy more frequently but it might be bad for his uh skin wrong about once a month unless you see that they're noticeably dirty or or washing that or washing that much is drying out their skin oh whatever how often she gave her dog a bone daily to promote stimulation once a month i'm gonna just say daily

wait wait how often should you give your dog a bone i said daily to promote stimulation there is once a month once a year or never correct answer is never isn't that what you do you give her okay well that's a literal buzzfeed's being literal right here by giving her dog by saying like a skeleton bone obviously like I'm giving my dog petco bones provided like they are made for dogs like that's and I thought like my puppy so he's a puppy I give him a I have a special uh puppy training bone for him that's good for like it's good for him and Wally's teething. Which of the following is not a common vaccine for dogs to get? Are you guys bored of this? Like, first of all, I'm, I said, I'm wasting your time. I feel like I'm really

doing it again because this is a dog themed episode, another day, another podcast talking about dogs. So I know like if you're not, if you've been there, done that, you've raised dogs. Like, I don't know, maybe this is annoying, but I just need to get this. I just didn't get my day started. I haven't even drank coffee. Sorry. I'm just trying to like find out if I'm a good dog mom. Which of the following is not a common vaccine for dogs to get? Kennel cough, Bordetella, FIV, rabies. I feel like Bordetella, or I know Bordetella and kennel cough is. I feel like FIV. Kennel cough vaccine. Yeah. FIV. Correct. uh fiv stands for feline immunodeficiency virus

bitch i know what is the difference between spaying and neutering spaying removes the ovaries while neutering removes the testicles spaying is a procedure done on cats while neutering is a procedure done on dogs neutering removes the ovaries while spaying removes the testicles neutering is a procedure done on cats while neutering is perceived okay stop fucking with me BuzzFeed I feel like spaying takes out the ovaries neutering removes the testicles but also I feel like you spay cats and neuter dogs I'm gonna go number two I think spaying is cats I could I could cheat right now I could google this answer but I won't should I just actively cheat and tell you that I'm not right now

no wrong spaying removes the ovaries while neutering moves the testicles my first instinct was correct okay cool can you actually teach a dog old dog new tricks based on my what was he 14 year old golden retriever absolutely not fuck like it doesn't matter like how much we try to get him to fetch and then bring the toy or the ball or whatever back to us and drop it at our feet he never like it no matter what we did he always took the toy like he'd run after the ball and then go lay with it and chew it off to the side. But anyways, BuzzFeed says older dogs can definitely learn new tricks. They just sometimes don't want to. Fuck. Is this almost done? Goddamn. There's two more questions. Which of the following

colors can dogs see the best? Red and green. Oh, wait. I thought I had to pick two. The answer is yellow dude i suck i'm i just want to finish this to see what i get finally why do dogs eat grass because they don't feel good and it helps them throw up because grass has probiotics that help them to digest food more easily because grass naturally cleans their teeth nobody really knows it's just one of those great mysteries of the universe honestly i feel like it cleans her teeth grass okay first of all dogs don't have four stomachs like cows like I feel like dogs can't digest grass like the only reason cows can graze and mow grass down all day long is because they have four chambers in their stomachs that can process

it and like shit it out properly I feel like dogs don't have that I think they have one stomach yes they do. Confirmed. I should know that. And I feel like, yeah, I don't feel like they actually can digest it. Do dogs shit out grass whole? Have I seen that in his shit? I mean, he was shitting green the first couple of nights. He was shitting red and green. It was like Christmas. I think it naturally cleans our teeth, but also maybe no one knows. I'm going to just say, I'm gonna just go with my instinct probably get this wrong yeah wrong nobody really knows that's what the answer was fuck me I got four out of ten right pretty positive while you don't know everything about dogs you were happy to learn about the things you got wrong on this quiz

to be the best possible parent possible the p-a-w at the beginning possible parent you can fuck me I got 14 well only we can only go up from here oh people are chiming in there's 70 comments under this because all these dog parents are like well actually Bordetella is the scientific name of kennel cough only cooked bones are bad almonds are okay in moderation dog moms and dads are so aggressive here this quiz was so wrong it was just so wrong and dumb I don't feel so bad about my about my 14% now with these uh comments oh also Bordetella and kennel cough are the same thing I'm writing these comments as they take the quiz and I'm continuously disappointed I don't team, I don't mean to be a jerk or anything, just not into misinformation.

Guess how many of these people are, um, I wasn't going to say, I was going to say something controversial. Nevermind. This should be flagged. So wrong. Okay. I need to take a different quiz. Let's go through a food quiz really fast. And I'm going to answer my, like, I'm going to answer, hold on. Where was that one? Like, guess, have a breakfast and then, oh if your soul took soup form which would it be fuck it let's do it let's talk about my soul right now okay i hate soup but like i only like what i always say i think chili is good beef stew is good um ramen obviously that's like a meal i just don't like i don't like thin broths okay unless i'm at an asian restaurant and they're giving me that miso in the very beginning that little bowl

of like thin broth i am fine with that but for me to sit down and to just like who the fuck out there sorry excuse me for swearing does anyone just like eat soup like tomato soup nothing else no no grilled cheese on the side nothing just like tomato soup and call that a meal i'm sorry all right if your soul took suit form which would be okay okay oh this is fun I should have done this in the beginning sorry so if you're still here this might not be a waste of time this might be fun hit that subscribe on let's go if your personality was a flavor how would you describe it simple bold spicy complex refined decadent I'm fucking decadent bitch I'm going decadent choose in it and then what's this word

oh this is like a if you are a foodie you know this word but I don't choose an encounter and accoutrement to accompany accompany your soup I think this is a thing that goes in your soup the word is account accoutrement accoutrement that's like a saltine cracker an apple, a crostini, oyster crackers, shredded cheese, just me, myself and my spoon. So what, what am I putting in my soup? Dude, I'm a crostini bitch. I'm going crostini. I love it. I love a crostini. Saltine crackers are, are those are okay. Whoa, dude. If I'm having, oh my God, I didn't even comment. Okay. I fucked up. I like chili. I feel like my favorite, if I'm going to eat soup and call it a meal. I'm in Seattle. I'm at Ivers. I'm eating that chowder. That's

my shit. Clam chowder. I love it. Ivers clam chowder. Fucks. And I will take back what I said about soup. Like to me, what am I? Clam chowder chili bitch. Yeah, that's me. All right. But oyster crackers or saltines with clam chowder. Oh, fucking the best. But I'm going to go Cristini. Why would you put an apple with your soup? That's very confusing. choose a soup that's not a soup oh chili ramen gumbo cereal acai bowl okay what do you guys call it i say acai curry i think a lot of things are like people would say like a cereal soup there's like memes and shit out there about it but if i had to like my preference right now when

I'm looking at this non-soup soup I gotta own what I said earlier I gotta say chili and I like a beanless chili I like a meaty chili I like a meaty chili I'm not necessarily a bean chili bitch I like a meaty chili a lot of meat in there um yeah how do people stomach that just beans only fucking Bush's baked beans like fucking how do vegans do it how was I vegan how was I eating that many lentils and beans how the fuck how did I do it I don't well like it wasn't successful I was vegan for what two years or three years and then I just dipped I was like meat's great I miss it I grew up with it my whole life I've been eating meat what am I doing can't eat another fucking sweet potato or lentil I'm out I'm gonna say choose a soup that's not a

soup I gotta go chili because I said that in the beginning I fucking love chili we're going chili oh but then you put the shredded cheese and in the sour cream oh my fucking god and the little chives on top fuck okay pick someone to share your soup with Brock from Pokemon Baby Yoda from the Mandalorian Koi Choi from Parasite the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld Tiana from the Princess and the frog Katrina divorce from Juno literally the only one I know is a soup Nazi from Seinfeld I gotta go the soup Nazi like I don't I haven't watched the Mandalorian yet I haven't watched I'm not a Pokemon person I don't know what parasite is I've seen Juno but like it's been a while okay anyways I'm going the soup Nazi from Seinfeld what are you eating your soup out of a

bowl duh a bread bowl oh fuck a teacup oh my god clam chowder and a bread bowl a teacup I really want it's it's dude it's like it's gonna be a stormy weekend like I just want clam chowder so bad a teacup a thermos a kiddie pool straight from the pot fuck the answer a kiddie pool would be I don't know I don't want to be immature eating soup from a eating soup out of a pot it's like okay this is why that gives me anxiety like this is why that just made me like tense up I feel like when soup is in a pot it's way too fucking hot like it's it just boiled it's too hot it's gonna stay hot the bowl like once you put in the bowl and let

it cool like it's got like that's why I hate soup there's this weird like temperature dance you got to do from the pot to the bowl you got to wait it's like and I hate blow like that's a thing that's a thing I hate blowing on soup I hate having to like like fuck that I hate it soup is never the right temperature it's just like tea you put the tea on the kettle you put the water on the kettle you put you boil the water you pour it in your tea you pour the water over the teabag and you let that shit sit and then you think it's ready it's way too hot so then you set it off to the side then you forget about it and then you're drinking it cold and then you're dumping it down the sink that is me every time I drink tea however it's

like there should be I'm sure there's a device on Amazon and like the interesting find section that would have it'd be like a soup thermometer like it'll buzz when it's ready like the perfect temperature of soup um but what am i eating my soup out of am i gonna be boring and basic this is gonna this quiz is gonna tell me all about my personality i feel like a teacup would be cute i like the teacup answer a thermos because i'm what a fucking adventure bitch out out in the wilderness eating soup dude okay wait oh my god since we're talking about soup oh my god um there was a moment in my childhood where my mom like we bought new thermoses for lunches at school and they were thermos brand like

thermoses are called that because it's what is it like um what's the thing ever like Kleenex you know how people call tissues Kleenex because of the brand same thing with thermos so thermos thermoses we got those for soup for school and I remember we'd go to Costco we go to like whatever the grocery store that was such a vibe whenever we go to the store to buy food for school lunches my mom be like pick out everyone pick out a soup for the week or pick out like we would pick soup like it was so fun I remember this so well like we'd go to the grocery store we'd be in the soup section because we'd have like my mama make a or my dad we'd either have we'd have like some sort of turkey roast beef sandwich with like tomatoes

lettuce you know like a nice deli fucking sandwich for lunch and then we'd have soup on the side and then never chips it would always be like carrots or an apple and occasionally we'd have chips it'd be like the family corn chip bag on top of the fridge like we would have a little like peck of those a peck I don't know I just made that word up we'd have a little pinch of those in a bag and I'd always want to trade those for Doritos or some shit but yeah we'd be in the soup aisle and I always got like what was it Progresso dude Progresso fuck like there's some good canned soup out there I know it's horrible and I I don't care like there's some good soup out there. Progresso, what would I get? Or we would get this chili from Costco. I think it's

still there. It's called like Stampede. No, fucking. It's like the only chili Costco carries. They've been carrying it for years, but I remember we would get that. And whenever I was like home alone watching cartoons or whatever the fuck, and I was hungry, like that was the perfect snack. a can of chili. Pop that shit in the, on the stove for five minutes or whatever. And, uh, God damn, I want chili now. I want clam chowder and chili. It's going to be a stormy weekend. Who wants to eat fucking hearty soups with me? What am I eating my soup out of? A bread bowl, a kiddie pool, a thermos, a bowl, a teacup. Definitely not straight from the pot. We just went into that. I got to go. Honestly, I'm going to go basic. I'm going to go bowl.

I gotta answer how I gotta answer uh with truth here and I don't want to be fun and say teacup like I'm going bull how many questions left I maybe do you guys still feel like I'm wasting your time okay you're cuddled up on the couch with some with some soup what food theme movie are you watching I already know Willy Wonka am I watching Willy Wonka breakfast breakfast at Tiffany's, Good Burger, Mystic Pizza, Pineapple Express, or What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Never heard of that show or movie. Never heard of that. Have you guys ever heard of that? What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Title of a movie. Never heard of it. I got to go Willy Wonka. I mean, classic, my fave. One of my, probably, so childhood movies are like, oh my God, let me just give you guys

some insight right now it'd be like willy wonka sound of music swiss family robinson sound of music the great escape towering inferno this is so random what's up doc hooch fuck oh fuck like what other movies but like sound of music willy wonka oh wizard of oz fuck me wizard of oz all the star like literally every star wars episode like i'll just lump that together oh and just a fuck ton of star trek like every star trek from the past ever my dad would just like have that on the on the tv in the garage and we just be he'd be out there working or whatever and then that fucking star trek is on and then we'd watch it as a family like i don't know

those are my uh kind of like childhood movies i grew up with i mean there's so many more we watch a lot of war movies oh i love pearl harbor good movie um what was it like fucking black hawk down i think i saw a lot of gory shit oh poltergeist fuck i couldn't watch that that terrified me my i think my dad made us watch that so we'd stop watching so much fucking tv because that's the movie where the tv like what does it suck them into this like outer world or whatever and it's really weird okay last but not least do you even like soup it's okay i'm indifferent I love it soup all day every day call me bull because I'm ready to get served

I prefer solid food honestly I gotta answer the final I gotta say I prefer solid food oh fuck if your soul took soup form which would it be you got French onion soup I mean I do have a French name I'm very like Jacqueline like I have a French I feel like I am I I'm not french at all but i got french i need to is that even french you're robust and decadent on the surface you may seem like you're only one note but deep down you're quite complex i don't think i'm one note on the surface i'm offended what are the comments on this quiz i need to stop i need to like do i have such a busy fucking day today

chicken noodle soup i would love to have either brocks or i don't know these comments are dumb oh someone got new new england new england clam chowder that's a that's a tongue twister new england clam chowder new england clam chowder new england clam chowder new england clam chowder whoa whoa i just got annoyed with myself so i mean i just call that the transition music to the outro of the fucking episode today happy thursday good morning i love saying that right now good morning good thursday morning it's been a minute since i've woken up and done the podcast this early thanks for hanging out sorry for wasting your time um hope you have a

great day and again I'm gonna try to like wrap my head around what's happening on Wall Street right now and talk about it tomorrow for Friday's episode so I want to like I don't know just being in, I want to be a source of, uh, knowledge about the topic. And I feel like I just need a day to collect my thoughts. And cause as you know, I'm an investor. And so like I should, you know, do my, do my, uh, listeners a service and, uh, talk about it. All right. Hope you have a great day. And, uh, again, I'm here seven days a week. Hit that subscribe button. Write me a review. What kind of soup do you like? Are you a soup person? Are you not? Just like comment just a favorite soup on the review section. Helps people find out about

the show. Helps me out. Also, follow me on Instagram for all the puppy updates. And I just got to say something real quick. Two things. YouTube's on a major hiatus. Major hiatus. I was doing that shit Monday through Friday. I think I've stopped at like 137. It's been about 10 episodes since I've done a YouTube. Um, there's a reason for that and it's a really dumb reason, but I'm going to just say it and release this out into the world and say, I'm not a rock star. I'm not amazing at managing my time and making it all happen. Okay. Basically I have a job I have a dog and I have a podcast it's a lot I I could easily record on YouTube right like I've done it so many times but I'm kind of on this hiatus because I just need to

like work the kinks out with my this is such a stupid excuse I feel like I'm really letting you guys down because I said oh I'm here Monday through Friday on YouTube go subscribe to my YouTube channel Monday through Friday Monday through Friday so sorry um I don't know I just need to say it I just need to say that I'm not a pro I'm not a champion content creator who's just like yeah I got a I got a regular job I got a new a newborn puppy and I podcast seven days a week and I put five videos on YouTube a week like whatever I don't know uh that's that and then also like I made a goal to talk to a stranger every day and go outside well I haven't really been reporting on that I don't know I'm trying to make that a thing like tell you guys the story of

the stranger I talk to every episode and tell you guys how I went outside I mean currently obviously I'm outside fucking 10 times a day with a puppy so that's inevitable like that's just happening but um, the stranger encounters are few and far between. Um, you know, I don't really count the post office dude or the Amazon delivers or, um, whatever. So anyways, I don't know. I just want to say those two things. They were on the top of my head. Like, I just remembered that about YouTube. And I was like, I gotta, I gotta confess my sins that, um, I don't know. I really feel like I'm like hard on myself about it like I want to post a YouTube video five days a week and make a video podcast five days a week but I also want to like go hard at my job and focus

on that and I also want to focus on being a good dog parent I obviously based on the quiz today I'm not how about those comments under that fucking quiz people are like actually um kennel cough is the same as the bordetella vaccine whatever um i got all year to get it right you know just fucking maybe a once a week would you guys support me through that are you gonna be upset i don't do it five days a week i know i literally know literally so i understand that no one is watching my youtube videos like if you're listening right now you're probably like oh i didn't even know you had a youtube channel i didn't even know you podcasted and posted on

YouTube whoa but um what do I have like I don't even think I have 100 subscribers like I'm making this a big deal and there's literally no one watching so whatever hey uh I don't know uh this is my diary I would write that in my diary hi diary I'm disappointed myself that I haven't been posting on YouTube all right guys that's the episode um this is why I can't dude if I video up record this on YouTube it get flagged for copyright because of that so I really should I don't know all right happy Thursday have a great Thursday and um I hope you're happy and fulfilled I haven't said that in a while I really do I hope you're doing well hope your family's healthy I hope you're fulfilled in your career your whatever you're doing um I hope it makes

you light up inside like podcasting makes me light up inside I don't know I want everyone to find this for themselves whatever it is I never really understood well I never I liked so fuck this podcast is dragging on in the past I always heard people talk about oh and I found my passion I just knew or like it's like when you find the love you're like you know when you meet someone you're like they're the love of my life like they're my soulmate it's just like you have a confidence about it that you can't even you can't even explain it just like it's like this thing you just know and that's the same with finding your passion I feel like you just know like you just there's no questions or debate in your mind if this is the right thing or did

you just know and I feel like that's what happened to me on September 4th I was like oh bitch you're a podcast host this is your calling and uh yeah I hope everyone finds that kind of fulfillment and whether it's a hobby or your career or whatever, I think it's so important because you know, you got this one life, like have, it should be enjoyable and like as fulfilling as possible. I, the reason I use the word fulfilling, by the way, is when I think fulfillment is the number one like catalyst or what's the word it like directly relates to the like happiness when like every little area of your life has a rich full like fulfillment full like it's full and it makes you feel good and it it's stimulating and it like excites you and you look forward to

it I think anything you just wake when you wake up every day and you look forward to stuff and it's exciting that's I think why like I think that directly relates to your happiness for example like coffee I know it's dumb I write it on my planner every day that I'm drinking coffee like I write coffee on my planner because it makes me happy like this is a the fact I have a fucking espresso machine and just like make my the fact I like wake up and get excited to make coffee like that makes my life I'm happy like that that's a stupid example or a small example but same goes for your job like when you're just like at your computer and you're like on your email you're just like stoked about your job like that is the I think that's just that's it figure that out

um anyways so yeah I hope you're happy and fulfilled there's up there's episode 147 have a great day guys and I will talk to you tomorrow all right bye