The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 151- Showering With My Rug

Episode Date: February 2, 2021

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What's up, guys? Happy February! It's episode 152. Welcome back to the show! okay did everyone pay their rent today did everyone black out when they saw it's already February what's happening what's happening guys I feel like I'm in shark infested waters right now uh hi it's Jacqueline welcome back to the show hit that subscribe button um I'm here seven days a week guys I feel like I'm in shark infested waters right now like let me set the stage first off this episode is gonna be it's kind of like sad my life I feel I feel bad about my life right now in my current um situation I'm the situation I'm currently dealing with, which I'm going to immediately report on before

I talk about my day and what I got up to in which I'm going to report on. So I need to clip Jimmy's toenails or something. I need to take his fangs out. He he's puppy biting, you know, it's play biting. It's not aggressive, but I'm in pain all the time. It hurts. And no matter how many times, like I've done everything as far as, well, obviously not everything. Cause he's still biting me but it's really hard to make him stop like no matter what I do no matter what kind of like restraining I do on him or teaching it's he still has an urge to bite me so I'm not wearing pants I have no socks on my toes are a little like to him little sausages to eat at so this whole episode I don't know like you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna just sit I'm gonna sit

on my chair like two feet on it yeah there we go my toes are hanging over shit so yeah that's what's happening and the reason why I'm not wearing pants is because my rug is I showered I just showered with my fucking rug I just showered with my fucking rug okay let me get into it this is what's going on right now um guys potty training has not been going well I've been doing my best but it's not like I thought it was gonna be it's a lot like there's so much shit and so much piss right and I just had this fantasy that he was gonna go to the door every time he needed to pee and like event you know get it really quickly get the hang of it and he really he really hasn't so um I was literally laying on my couch tonight just like on the phone I was on the

phone with a patreon a patron from my patron um page patreon.com slash tjms I I one of the perks of being a patron is Jacqueline I call you so I was on the phone with him and then I was like sitting there and I was like ow Jimmy my my toe sorry I was sitting there and I'm like oh my god you know when you're in your own house you don't know how it smells and then you walk into someone else's and you can totally like catch the scent because you've not you're not used to it yeah it's all of a sudden I'm like oh my god it smells like piss really bad and it's because like obviously he's out of acts he's out of accidents but I haven't been looking because here's what's here's what's going on is and here's the thing I okay why am I

why did I do this guys happy Monday February 1st pay your rent fucking what's happening um I don't know why I decided to start the episode off with feces talk but I don't I feel like I need to vent it's Monday night I'm gonna I have a whole situation on my hands my rug is in the shower I'm not wearing pants it's it's gross and I feel like every time he pees in front of me like obviously I'm cleaning it but I feel like I've missed some because I can't tell on my rug I have this um woven rug and you can't see dark spots where he's pissed it like doesn't show and I could get down on you know my hands and knees and fucking sniff around and find it uh but whatever anyways I'm on the phone with my patron shout out Trevor and I'm like oh fuck and so I just

like went after that call um I just went full force like I gotta clean this fucking rug and I I it's so big and I I like folded it in four like four ways and I threw it in my shower and I rinsed it really good I got like carpet shampoo going um I had to like move my ottoman away move my couch everything's upside down oh and my two yoga mats are destroyed so I'm basically throwing those away um that's what's happening right now my living room looks like shit everything in my apartment I have the cutest little dollhouse apartment that's what I call it it's like my little dollhouse it it looks so bad and I'm embracing the puppy thing where it's gonna be a rocky first month but goddamn this is a and then I've got oh my god guys then I've got a

fucking fan going in the shower oh my god what was that jimmy he looks like he fucked up and he's nervous um yeah he knows when he does something bad he gets that little expression on his face but i literally have a fan like blasting the rug in the shower right now um should i pour myself something to drink like fucking a i'm gonna turn my kids can turn me into an alcoholic i swear to gone dude go play go play ouch okay so that's what's happening right now thought I'd you know set the scene this is my Monday night um it's not easy it ain't easy and I feel like here's the thing about getting a dog is you really okay and I've had like this is not my first rodeo like I've had other puppies you know I've had three golden retrievers in my life so far this is number

four and I guess my parents just did everything and we also had like they were outdoor dogs like we had a huge we had so much land for them to run around and go outside and when you live in an apartment I don't know whatever so that's what's happening um let me just tell you guys about my day um I woke up and I took him on a walk remember I said I want to like get out on walks this week with him I threw him in my little duffel bag and sling I like it was basically it was like wearing a weighted vest I just like threw him over me because as you know he can't walk out on the pavement in the high traffic areas where other dogs are pissing and shit and stuff because he's you know still building his immune system it's I think at like month there's like a couple

months before I can I think I have to wait till three months until he's totally like good any all of his vaccinations are done before I can take him out but it was nice like I finally went on my morning walk and that was great um I don't know I basically like work today let me see my planner I'm just gonna read down it this is like my boring Monday update um staff meeting so I had 10 a.m zoom I had a you know like a work day um just like I paid some bills I yeah I like went on my I don't know like there's these two things I don't have on autopay that are always I always pay them on the first and I just feel like why haven't I said you know when you get in a routine of something you're like oh I this could be this could be automated but yet I still like to go in

and like look at the account like I don't know does anyone else is anyone else like that I don't know. So I paid some bills, you know, fucking, you know, normal life shit. Um, the 4 PM zoom at a six 30 call. Um, fucking I did yoga. Oh my God. So guys, it's just getting impossible. Like I, if I lock him in my crate while I work out, he cries, he screams. It's horrible. He, even though I'm right next to him, cause the crates in my living room where I do yoga, like he still freaks out then if I take him out he's biting my ankles the whole time so I don't know I'm just trying to figure it I'm trying to figure everything out and I'm sure someone out there would be like Jacqueline you just got to lock him up let him cry let him deal with it at some point

you have to live your life in a normal way but I feel like I'm I need to I I'm not I feel like he's uh I need to take control in the situation and I feel like he's kind of taking over fuck um oh I had a thought I had a thought um drink some water the last time I felt like this um mom vibe or like what is it called like this the last time I feel like I live this lifestyle was when I was living with a guy I was like like I lived with him and I literally took care of him like a son, did all the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, everything. Like it was, I call that chapter of my life, wife school. Like that was a good, uh, like education on what it's like to be a housewife for real. Like literally breakfast, lunch, dinner, laundry, errands, fucking like

cleaning the place, everything. I, that was my role in the relationship. And so it's funny how now I'm taking care of my dog and I feel like that, like exhausting myself to help him all the time and, and, you know, make everything clean and feed him. And it's like, it's like, I'm back in that, um, that mode. And I love it. Like, don't get me wrong. Uh, I even sat on my Instagram story tonight and I was like I just want to be a mom like I love this shit it's so nice when they're it's so rewarding like at the end of the day all the complaining I'm doing is kind of dramatic it is dramatic but it's so worth it and um like I feel complete like I feel like you if I'm not I need to nurture something that's what this whole um experience so far has taught me like

I'm made to do that like I need to do that for my for me to feel complete like I need to take care of something else and nurture something that's alive like you know and I I've missed it for a minute because I haven't had a pet or you know a man to take care of Jesus Christ um by the way that was not a balanced situation where obviously I was just like yeah I'll do it all I'll do it all and you know it should have been a little more balanced out okay I think he took out the garbage I think that's what he was in charge of um but Jimmy yeah we gotta clip your toenails dude you're like a cat ouch so anyways that's kind of what I did today what else can I tell you um oh my patron call was great um guys it's so fun to call you guys like I love

just shooting the shit with random people that I mean I did I know him from the past like we've known each other before like we've talked in the past so um and now he's like dude I think it's awesome you're going after your passion and I want to support you and you know so um but anyways he was giving me some guy advice tonight and I was like everything he said I'm like you're right you're right I know you're right you're right and I and I think what I ended up finding out about myself after he was giving me all this guy advice is that I'm I'm scared like I'm scared of like I don't know how to say this because I'm not being I'm not telling you guys any specifics but I feel like I'm not I don't know I think the feeling I have about what he was giving me

advice on is fear and control and like I it's so stupid but I I feel like I'm still I'm so in my head sometimes with guys stuff with guy stuff and I and and it and it should seem like I feel like with everything else in my life I'm very like send it easy going like just say what you mean or say what you feel and like say everything and like you know how I am on the show like I let it I'll hang out but when it comes to guys I'm like I'm like shy as fuck and especially if I like someone so I don't know I think he made a good point though like if it's now or never you know you're gonna regret it if you let too much time go on so whatever so that was great called him um what else yeah tonight sucked I was like after the phone call I was like oh my god

i have to like literally go full force cleaning mode i think tonight you know do you guys ever have those nights where you're like you know it's 11 p.m and all of a sudden you're vacuuming and then you're wiping everything down and you're listening to music and you're deep cleaning your house and it's fucking 2 a.m and you're still up and then now you're having a glass of wine and you're just like up all night having fun and cleaning i feel like that's gonna be tonight however I have shit to do tomorrow I need to be well rested for and I don't know I think um one of my friends DM me on Instagram he's like I think he said like the first what was he telling me about the first month of him having a puppy was like the longest month of his life I think

that's what he said um but I'm I'm really just up for it like I'm rolling with the punches I get it you know it's not easy it's rough uh I don't know I just feel like a complete here's what I'm really insecure about let me just be really honest right now I feel like I'm I feel like I'm I sound like out of control or like I suck at having a puppy and like I'm not doing anything right like I feel like I it shouldn't be like this you know what I mean but whatever it's just tough when I think it's just the potty training honestly like that it's like my neighbor he's like dude I don't miss that at all all they do is piss and shit no matter what you do they're still gonna do it for like five months they'll finally get it to go outside but

you're gonna be cleaning shit for a long time I call them my little shit factory but anyways um guys I never talked about the Robin Hood thing remember I was like I want to do an entire episode about it as you know because i'm an investor and i'm an investor and i know everything about the stock market i can educate you guys there's a lot of memes going around about like girlfriends listening to their boyfriends talk about uh the robin thing and they're like and the game stop thing and they're like the girls would be there's like tiktoks and memes and the girls are just like nodding their heads in confusion and the guys like educating you know like about it and i just feel like I never want to be like that I just feel like here's what I evaluated last year about my

understanding of how the world works I don't know anything I literally have no fucking clue how anything works so I just decided I want to learn about the stock stock market this year and I want to get involved I want to get into it start investing and I just I just committed my whole 2020 to that and I just I'm at this point in my adulthood so far where I'm like I want to understand everything like how the tax system works like top to bottom and how obviously the stock market works how foreign like everything about foreign affairs and how we are you know in debt to other countries and how we pay them and like how we all the like interconnected relationships with other countries like I want to understand that I want to understand because

the things I understand really well are everything under the wellness fitness health and like health umbrella I could tell you everything about every type of exercise diet plan I could talk a lot about makeup and skincare and but with in terms of like what's actually going on the world like business wise I'm a little bit fucking slow okay I feel like I have a third grade level of understanding of a lot of it and so I think obviously I chose the stock market to to learn about and I and I'm fucking so great glad I did because honestly that's what I always say stocks and real estate are the two probably most accessible ways to get ahead in this country and multiply your income where you can put it somewhere and it'll you know obviously grow over time but

um figure it out like just figure it out that's what I finally decided I was like oh okay I don't understand this this would be a great way a great thing for me to get in get into figure it out so that's it uh don't go your whole life being like I don't understand I don't know how it works guys I feel like that's the episode I really don't know what else to say um it's gonna be a late night it's gonna be a late night a lot of cleaning a lot of i don't know am i ingesting like if i'm smelling his piss am i is this getting in my body i'm embarrassed this is fucking embarrassing but anyways he's being good like this is the first episode he didn't really bite me that much only a couple times it's because it's

nighttime he's getting sleepy um we're not he's not sleeping in the bed anymore and that's been how many days have we done that now a few days and or a couple whatever but he's a little bit sad at first and then he passes out like as long as I can settle him down and to the point where he's knocked out he won't realize he's not laying next to me I just put his little dog bed next to my bed so he and I put my hoodie like I have a hoodie that smells like me and I put that in his bed and okay here's what's cool let me just say this about adopting a dog right now there are so this girl from London I follow a girl from Philadelphia I follow and a girl at Harvard I follow who are like my three insta besties like I love

I watched all their content I've followed them for years like I love following like everything about them like i want to be their best friends obviously we don't live close they all adopted dogs right now um one of so kelsey got a labradoodle um aaron got a golden a girl golden and then who uh jessica just got like a i think a lab yeah a yellow lab i think it was yeah Did I mention another one? Yeah. So it's cool. Like, I just feel like I'm, I'm following people that I love and they both, they all have a dog, a new puppy at the same time I do. And so it's fun to watch their stories of how they're like, what they're doing with it. And you know, the toys, toys they're getting. And, um, it's just fun. I don't know. I feel like it's like a mom

club, like a new dog mom club and, um, shit. I don't know. All right. Love you guys. Hope you get a great Monday, pay your rent, fucking get it done. Um, is that something you guys have automated? Is that an automated thing for you? I don't know. What do you guys have? Is all your shit automated? Automation. Um, Oh, I picked up a new patron today. So that's cool. Patreon, patreon.com slash T J M S. It's my bonus content section of the internet. you get access to my exclusive content I post pics no one sees videos no one sees I do phone calls I do shout outs I do all kinds of fun shit over there so yeah join the club patreon.com slash tjms hit that subscribe button I'm here seven days a week as you just heard this is like

a diary this is an audio diary get on the microphone once a day and talk it out so yeah hit that subscribe button follow me on Instagram for all the puppy updates I know I'm just becoming like this is this entire show is now like I have a dog let me talk about it hi like even my Instagram it's all about my dog I don't know what else to do right now it's relevant it's current it's happening it's taking over a lot of my life so yeah hit me hit me up everywhere shoot me a dm of how much you pay in rent each month and I probably let's compete let's fucking compete especially if you live in California let's compete um I'll one-up you like here's the thing I'll say about paying rent or just like the amount of money I pay for where I live and

you know obviously I live in San Diego I'm in the city it's not like I was literally living in a three-bedroom house with someone um back in my college town and like three bed two bed like a huge house and I was paying like an eighth of what I'm fucking paying now for that in Washington it's all good you know I feel like um I've talked to other people about this it's worth it like you it's a compromise you're willing to make like you live here it's wonderful it's worth it you don't Paying a high rent isn't, it's just part of the, it's just part of the gig. You just kind of, you know, it's just, like, what it is. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. I think San Diego is my forever home. And, yeah. I kind of, I've been poking around, though. I like, I think I'm definitely going to renew my lease. I want to stay around this area, especially when things open back up 100%. I can, like, go out again and everything. I want to be here close by it to experience that like I thought I was last year when I moved in so

but I am thinking like I used to live up in North County and I don't know like I'm starting to feel like I miss it or I want like a more like a smaller beach town vibe than this city I don't know all right that's it have a great week I'll be here tomorrow and yeah love you guys all right bye