The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 156- Saturdaycast: Q&A #17

Episode Date: February 7, 2021

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Episode 156. This is Q&A number 17. Welcome back to the show. hey guys what's up it's Jacqueline happy Saturday welcome back to the show um okay so hit that subscribe button real quick I gotta um I gotta ding dong dash to the front door and answer it I got my uh delivery man here and this is gonna be fun because I'm going outside with a laptop and a headset on and I don't know should I tell him I'm on a zoom meeting or I'm doing a podcast I don't know I think he's walking to the door oh yeah here he is this is fun this is live sort of dog's gonna go outside wait one second hi thank you doing a podcast hi thanks I didn't even mean to time it like this but I was like wait I just pressed record I got a

notification that it's coming so I was like shit I'll just fucking do it at the same time hi welcome back to the show hit that subscribe button today's Q&A number 17 I want to jump right into it and cut to the chase um I don't know sometimes I dilly-dally for a while and talk about my day but I really have nothing to update other than like I feel so great welcome to my world I'm in my dreamland right now I'm a podcast host I love my life um I'm glowing I feel like okay before I started recording, I'm like, just like that. It's as good as it's going to get, bitch. This is as happy as you're going to be. I squeal. I get excited. I don't know. Okay. So I'll shut up about that. I always gush about podcasting, but I need to jump to the Q and a, uh, hope you're

doing well. Hope you're having a great Saturday, a pre Superbowl Saturday. I don't know. Do you guys do fun shit all weekend? Like, I don't know. Okay. So first question. Um, okay. So let me go to my Instagram. Thanks for asking questions. I'm just gonna do the one that kind of triggered me first and we'll get it out of the way. So first question today is, do you think you're the shit or something? This is coming from a fake account or someone that doesn't have any pictures or followers for some reason, but they, uh, had to ask this question today and come to my profile to ask it. So, uh, I don't know. Uh, but the question is, do I think I'm the shit to answer your question? Absolutely. Yes. Um, I've talked about this in the past in a world where most

people hate themselves. I tell myself I'm awesome. I think I'm the shit. I think I'm cool. and that's it so yeah I do and here's the thing because I'm self-aware I understand how I might come across I feel like no matter what you do in this world there's going to be a hater out there and I'm not I don't even think about it to be honest or like care I just post my content and then I move on I don't get wrapped up in the drama of the online world where there's people literally making fake accounts to ask me if I think I'm the shit and shit like what the fuck but um I don't know I just like address I just like I don't know sometimes I feel like my life is boring and I need to get I need to address the haters and like bring attention to it but um

I understand how when I post a lot and it's like me me me me me the Jacqueline Monroe show I'm basically it's like all my all everything you see of me on the internet which is how most people like literally most people I know see me online more than they see me in person now and that's just a new reality I think we all live in and especially with family members that are far away and friends and stuff like their only view of me comes from my content and what I post on social media so yeah I post a lot it's a lot of uh you know fucking flexing on the gram and a lot of like here's my podcast I do it every day I'm so cool um I don't fucking know but yeah I think I'm the shit thanks for asking next question are you on clubhouse uh yeah clubhouse is a new app

it's all the rage right now with uh the entrepreneurs the thought leaders I feel like the tech world's on it or tech influence fucking founders I don't know it's like very it's like a it's basically a bunch of conference rooms happening all day of people networking and so yeah I'm on it my username is club Jacqueline you can follow me there if you were invited it's like invite only but it's a great place to network I had my reservations at first with it uh but it's cool like I found myself like I wasn't even I didn't even realize I was getting into this chat room that was all about it was like a singles uh what did they call it meet up or whatever mingle Friday night mingle thing I just like tapped one on it like just a

random one and all of a sudden they're like hey Jacqueline where are you from and then they're like what do you want to if you could jump into anything what would you jump into and I was put on the spot immediately and my microphone was on I was like hi I'm from San Diego I jump into mashed potatoes and then I all of a sudden I stayed in the room because it was funny and then one of my um there's a guy I when I first met or when I first came to San Diego he was best friends with a guy I um like dated or whatever and he was in the room he's like oh my god hi and it was like the weirdest thing that he happened to be there too I ended up staying but clubhouse is fun like that I feel like there's the business side of it and then the social aspect but um where it's like

we're casual and just like a bunch of people hanging out but um yeah the end of that people are like following me on instagram like people will follow you and and like dm you from it and connect with you so it's kind of cool but yeah club jacqueline on clubhouse good question um to be honest guys let me just like bring you into my world again in my like truth. So let me stand in my truth of what I really want to tell you right now. And, uh, in the most no bullshit way possible, I'd rather be eating than podcasting right now. Actually. I know I got excited at the beginning of, um, the episode. I was squealing. It was gushing about podcasting. I was so excited to do this, but I picked up my order of food.

My kitchen smells like pad Thai and it's all I can fucking do to not pause this and go eat it. and I know it's going to get cold, but I have a job to do. I have to be honest and tell you that right now before I move to the next question, but, uh, that is the reality of being a host. Uh, you, uh, yeah. Okay. So I just thought, you know, I keep smelling it and I thought I'd have to tell you that because it came in my brain that, um, I would rather be eating. Okay. Next question. Uh, do you have any weird body skills? I mean, I can snap my fingers and do fucking cartwheels. Um, do I have any weird body skills? Oh, like I can look at people and make them instantly fall in love with me. Um, my, I can make my tongue a taco and also a four leaf clover.

I think that's a genetic thing if you're able to fold your tongue in a certain way um I can bend my back in half like legit like when I look at my back when I do yoga I'm like wait a minute so I feel like most people have like a their lower back curves you know what I mean like it has a natural curve so my curve is in like the middle of my back like I literally can bend. I feel like my fucking pelvis or something is like really weird, or I don't know how to explain it, but I can like literally bend in half. Like I could crack, like you could crack me in half. Wait, what am I trying to explain here? You could get a protractor and measure me at fucking 90. No. What would that degree be? Like fucking 45. I don't know. I can do, um,

like whenever I do yoga and I get into a wheel pose, like where you're backbending, I can grab my fucking feet with my hands because I'm so bendy and I don't know I've always been that way I taught myself how to do a back walkover and all the like gymnastic stuff in my mom's kitchen growing up my mom and dad they're divorced now I'm like wait my mom's kitchen my parents kitchen my kitchen growing up um so yeah I've always been really flexible and that's why I'm going in on yoga because I'm like I have an advantage I have a competitive advantage if I had to do a fucking SWAT analysis on myself what is that fucking thing from um what's a SWAT analysis why why am I having flashbacks from fucking communications classes

in college um I have an advantage because my arms are so long that any like wrapping pose where I'm like doing a bird of paradise or I'm like having to like reach around my waist and grab my thigh or or like go under my leg and around and shit I can do it so easily because I have really long arms and um I also haven't I have a ton of flexibility so I don't know I just did yoga so I feel like I I'm thinking about it and yeah but um I'd say my biggest strength or my weirdest body skill would definitely be uh the whole fucking making people fall in love with me just looking at them um speaking of that next question is have you ever been in love doesn't this so all of these answers i feel like are reinforcing that first question that i think

i'm the shit that was a fucking uh cocky thing to say about looking at people making them fall in love but um I like to have eye sex with everyone I meet and it's a trap just don't look at me ever so next question is have you ever been in love and I saw this one earlier and I was thinking about it and I kind of got depressed because I'm like I want to say yes and no because I don't think I've ever been in love in a romantic way like full-on like what the definition of being in love means I feel like I've loved someone before like a best friend like I would die for them in that type of way who's a who was a man or like a guy like I've I've loved people as like a like a friend and like someone I just like I love who they are and everything about them and

um but not fully like not in a romantic sense and as well so I feel like I haven't actually ever been in love uh how I think I should be or like how it's never I don't know how to explain it I don't know I don't want to talk about this dude this is a fucking call her daddy I don't know she doesn't talk about love does she she just talks about like fucking crazy sex positions and like cheating on guys and shit can't relate um so the second part of that not the first part how has Jimmy changed you okay Jimmy's my new golden retriever um how has my new puppy changed me I feel like I feel like um I'm definitely a lot more patient and present than I've ever been I

I feel like I'm a lot more selfless and in the moment like I don't know how to explain it but he's slowed my life down in a cool way where I'm like out with him as he's taking a shit every morning and I'm just like watching the world around me wake up and I'm slower and I have to wait for him and everything's about him him him and it makes my life feel more um like it honestly makes my days feel longer and more full having the puppy because of all of the times it's honestly just because he pisses and shits so much like that little breakup in my day is making my day feel more full and more uh like I'm I don't know I don't know how to explain it it's like a nice little uh extra thing to add in my day now that makes me happy and speaking of happiness the

amount of times I just stop and laugh at him throughout the day like even right now like what's he doing he's probably gonna electrocute himself this happens every podcast oh yeah he's got my okay literally he's gonna end my podcasting career right now he's got my um macbook charger in his mouth and I have taped oh he's got my shoe too I've taped the uh taped around it on the like the end of it because it's the why you can like see the wires the red and the blue and all the fucking wires inside it's about to break it's about to break and then I'd have to order a new one and when it come in time for my next podcast, my computer would die and I wouldn't be able to do seven days a week. Fuck. Okay. So, um, yeah, but I laugh at him a lot and you know, everything

he does is cute. My favorite thing though is he gets this boost of energy at night where it's like the way he runs, he, okay. Normally when he runs, he strides out. If that makes sense, like he's going full stride but when he's like acting like a freak before bed every night he goes in this little like bunny hop mode where he's really like his he's like short or like I don't explain it he like hops around like a little bunny and then his tail what's so fucking cute is his back is kind of arched and then his little bend in his tail is like flopping around but I just like love I usually laugh at that I laugh at like whenever he burrows in my pillows and stuff like he just stuffs his head as deep as possible in my pillows and it's really cute but I'd say overall Jimmy's just made

me feel more present and more like not to be like corny but I feel like I don't know life is more full and I you know it's the whole like unconditional love thing like that that little pup is uh obsessed with me and I feel it like he just loves my cuddles and wants to you know be with me all the time and that's a nice feeling um next question do you think you'll ever get COVID have I answered this word I feel like that's a question I probably have gotten in the past I don't think so I had some scares you guys know I'm so dramatic like one time I lost my taste buds for what two days and um I don't know I don't think I've ever had it but I've had moments of terror where I'm like fuck I felt sick like I had the whole throat issue

at one point which was probably just a like a sore throat cold thing um I don't think I will like I'm not afraid of it and so I feel like if you sit and think about all the time like if you're afraid of getting it and this is not how it works but this is how all the fucking uh psychic now what are they called like people on the spiritual side of the internet would all be like just do not if you don't think about it you won't manifest it and it won't come to you so just don't think about it and you'll never get it and so in in return um or in turn so i just don't fucking fear it or think I'm gonna get it so I probably won't I guess if that's according to this the spiritual gurus out there so mother universe is on my fucking side I'm a I'm a tank you know I'm

a tank my immune system is a fucking tank why am I swearing this much again god I was telling people on my live I was like I uh was telling telling them I did an Instagram live today I was telling them how I made a conscious decision after listening to a podcast, not my own, of someone else's like very popular podcast host. I was like, I made a conscious decision to cut back on swearing because I feel like it takes away from the content and there's like a time and a place and I don't want to do it every other sentence. Let me have a drink. I'm drinking coconut water. Saturday night coconut water with some lime squeezed in it because I'm a fucking fitness chick. Um, what was the question? Do I think I'll ever get COVID? Was I going to

talk about something else? Oh, my fucking tank. I swear again. So knock on wood. I never get sick or I never, I never get the flu. I never really get a cold. Um, I don't know. I never really get sick. And so that's just the way it's always been. So I'm not like thinking I'm gonna get COVID all of a sudden but who the fuck knows I've been making out with a lot of strangers lately um if I had if I had if I if I would ever have to clock or time stamp the biggest lie I've ever told on the Jacqueline Monroe show. Rewind 10 seconds. That was it. I haven't been kissing fucking anyone. I swore again. All right. Next question. Is Biden a clone? Is Biden a clone? I see where you're coming from here. I know there's been some circulation of

of earlobe Biden content going around the internet lately and people are saying that one of the clones of him has attached earlobes which is a recessive trait and the other clone has unattached that's a dominant trait they're not the same person he's cloned and okay so I got sucked into that a little bit not not not to uh no lie no cap fucking and I think what it was was the facelift he got during COVID I think that was debunked didn't he get a facelift and then COVID with all the um time and the you know he's in the darkness in the basement whatever what did Trump say he was in the basement was that a thing but he had time to like heal and no one could tell that he got anything fucking done or had surgery because he wasn't out in public and fucking

looking at people so i don't know i guess the um that was debunked he's not a clone hey he got a facelift and they attached his earlobes when they sucked his face back he looks great i mean he's a hot old man i i mean uh he can get it if i i'm just uh you know actually i'm more into trump's appearance to be honest um you guys know how i feel about trump and uh his sex appeal is just like unmatched to any guy i've ever met or seen um you know what's odd is they have the same skin tone and same skin color and we're not calling biden the orange man like someone in hollywood called up the biden team and said this man because next to trump on tv he was looking really fucking pale and all of a sudden he got a spray tan and they

haven't stopped anyways so uh do I think I'll get COVID no oh is Biden a clone no that's kind of funny though um next question what do you think of everyone moving to Texas Texas Texas um what do I think of everyone moving to Texas ass I think it's awesome I think Texas is a great place um I guess you're talking about I feel like you guys are podcast nerds like me and you listen to all the fucking like the the fucking swearing too much the gang you're listening to the gang and they're all flocking to Texas um you know Rogan's squad and he's gonna open a club I think that's gonna be fun to watch and it'll be interesting. I'm, I'm super, you know, I, I follow all of them and all their stuff and

I think it'll be interesting to watch and I think they're going to be a lot happier. It sounds like they're all making a big lifestyle change where they're going to be a lot happier in their environment and that's awesome. So, um, like I heard Tim Dillon's move into a, move into the forest and forest by a lake. And, um, I mean, I can just only imagine the kind of content he's gonna pump out from there you know um but yeah it'll be cool to watch the club open up or whatever rogan's gonna put together he said something so nice i was like wow that is sick i i like how he thinks like uh just you know shout out joe rogan as always always but he's like he always talks he's so humble he's like always talking about how he's super lucky and every you know he

he's gotten what am I no one deserves what he has or whatever he says and it's like too much for him or whatever but he was saying if he thinks of himself or he's like if if I knew someone that had what I had what was it the hundred million dollar Spotify deal all this fucking attention on the podcast and influence he's like if I knew someone like myself what would I want them to do if I knew someone like myself who had it all what would I want them to do and I loved that I was like Jimmy just farted god damn it ruining my coconut water essence in my lime like it's it's just he just ate dinner so then that means in about four minutes he's gonna shit and I'm podcasting and I might be watching him shit on my floor but anyways I

really liked how he said that I was like whoa yeah I feel like a lot of people out there have a ton of influence and um power with their their income you know they can do a lot with their money and they either don't do it or you're sitting there going why don't they why don't people like them do that and I feel like Rogan's doing that with the comedy world and the comedy um shit in Austin now so that's sweet um okay why am I getting like low energy ah Jimmy don't bite my toe after you just farted I'm gonna whip him after this by a tree um dude I need a new iPhone my Instagram every time I open it it takes about 15 seconds to load when am I on an iPhone 7 plus or no didn't I think I had the 7 and it's a 6 plus yeah

um I had an issue with with work because of it now oh shit a new question just popped in speaking of Joe Rogan and complimenting him. Have you ever seen a UFO? How old were you when you got your first kiss? Oh my gosh. Okay. Two great questions. They just rolled in. A hundred percent I've seen a UFO. In fact, after I took Jimmy out to walk earlier, it was like tonight, not earlier. I'm doing this on Saturday night, by the way. I didn't see a UFO, but I saw a satellite. And I remember as a kid whenever I thought you are satellites were UFOs but yeah no I have seen a UFO I was home alone one time um here's the thing here's the thing no I fucking haven't these are probably just like parachuters or some shit or what are they called um hang gliders out in the northwest

like where I grew up there's a a bunch of cliffs people hang glide off of so I feel like I missed I mistook that for a UFO one time but yeah after school I did see a black thing in the sky and in a cigar shape and I was like oh this is what they teach you in school they're like black things in the sky that are long those are UFOs and so I thought that was a UFO and that's probably the first that was like the first time I thought I saw one, but, um, oh shit. When I was YouTubing, when I wanted to be, I was like, oh, I'm going to be a vlogger, a YouTube vlogger during the pandemic and document this experience while I'm fucking depressed and a piece. And I'm like a mess. Let's just pretend I'm doing well and fake

it till I make it on YouTube once a week. Like back in the spring in 2020, I was pumping out one video, one YouTube vlog a week. And one of the first episodes, I feel like either all private now because they're so embarrassing and I just I don't know I I just like don't ever want to watch myself in that state ever again of like the the reason for that is I I was putting on putting on a good face and I wasn't being honest that I was going through insane depression like I was trying to pull myself up and get on camera to make myself feel better and I didn't it didn't not it didn't do anything for me um if anything it made me feel worse uh because I was like masking it the whole time. But yeah, one of the videos I, um, I was like UFO sighting. And then what I realized is

when I looked at the footage and like did it in slow-mo, it was headlights reflecting on the camera that made the sky look like a UFO. So I don't think I have, I'm not, honestly, I'm just not that privileged. I guess people that have seen them, I'm just like, dude, it's it's Skyfish. That's all I'm going to say. Rewind to like 50 episodes ago when I talk about Skyfish and my theory about UFOs. Basically, I think of the sky like you and I think of the ocean. And it goes like that. And that's all I'm going to say. But oh shit, there was something I saw on TikTok, speaking of UFOs, that was a really convincing video of the moon where it was a a shot of like half of the moon and then you saw you know little

ufos whizzing around or on the moon it was like it looked super real and like it was raw nasa footage or whatever like not some um you know and i honestly people are so good with the video stuff now that the special effects i i'm pretty sure you can make anything viral or any ufo content viral with like a little dot in the sky and then you make it move why did I just feel like I had two dogs in my apartment he's moving quick like I all of a sudden so I thought he was by my door as I heard his uh leash move and fall like the leash just fell and now he's behind me he just went he just went 15 feet in two seconds okay so anyways I haven't seen a UFO okay how old as I when I got my first kiss oh my god this is gonna be really hard for me to admit guys

because I lied to my best friends about this for so long and they were always like oh didn't you kiss Stefan when you were 16 or some shit and I was like fucking lying to them because I said we kissed at homecoming and we never did I was fucking 18 And I lied to the person I was kissing for the first time. That was my first kiss. I'm a liar. So yes, I think I'm the shit. And I'm also a liar. There you go. That was hard for me to admit. And my friends were always like, oh, like they were always like, and these are like my best ride or die friends. uh I don't talk much about them like we're not we don't talk we're just like we broke things off um it's just we're just different places now in life and everything but I remember I just was like wait if I tell them I that was my first kiss I can't say I'm lying and I can't like when I was younger I was embarrassed that I was 18 when I got my first kiss oh that's so late and I was

awkward as fuck like I liked all the boys that had girlfriends all my life like in a high school like every guy would date and want to like go out with had a girlfriend and I was always like oh so they're all taken and here I am and then it's just like I was friends with all the fucking stoners and uh I didn't even smoke weed or anything I just thought they were so funny and they all did pottery and they all joked around and I felt accepted around them because I just clicked and um I even went to dances with them like my friend Jeff and Josh I'm pretty sure I went to dances with both of them and they were like I don't know and their other friend um Jeff Josh and what's his face I don't know they're all like way shorter than me too which is funny

um in like high school I was like oh my god that boy can't be shorter still true you got to be six for. Um, minimum. So what was the question? Oh, first kiss. Yeah. Isn't that kind of embarrassing to admit? I guess not. Like, I mean, there's people, there's like 28 year old virgin virgins and like 40 year old virgins and like people that have never done anything. And it's not like, it's, I don't know. I just felt like at the time I was like, Oh my God, this is so embarrassing. um he was British too my first kiss was a British guy my first two boyfriends were British what the fuck and they were soccer players what the fuck okay next question um would you ever want a motorcycle a motorcycle um

sure like I just want a lot of toys I want a lot of boy toys I want a boat I want a fucking fishing boat I want a fucking motorcycle I want a fucking jet ski a four-wheeler a tractor definitely if my fucking family doesn't have a rider uh has doesn't have a John Deere what's the latest John Deere model that I want John Deere lawnmower the John Deere 3000 I mean I could probably make it up and lie to you guys right now but let's fucking find out for real equipment lawn and garden and I'm obsessed with lawnmowers because of my grandpa mowers lawn tractors well we need a tractor if we had a big uh yard oh there we go i want a john deere what is my grandpa he always has the best of the best i want the x500 select

series uh john deere the x500 select select series has excel deep mower decks in two sizes multiple features that help your you power through any condition and a four-year 500 hour bumper-to-bumper warranty because the best memories are made in well-kept lawns. The old, like I can't wait. Here's the thing that's kind of sad or not. I don't know. I miss grass. I miss yards. I miss grass. I miss like that smell. I miss mowing the lawn. Um, I am looking forward to that time, a time in my life in the fucking next decade. Please, dear God, someone fucking wife me up and let's have some land and I, and a lawnmower. And I am looking forward to that so much. Like I just, I've been

doing the apartment thing now for so long. And, um, I don't know, whenever I go to my mom's house, I'm like, please, like, can I mow the lawn? Please? I want to now. We would always like take turns because we had, we had so much to mow. It was like one, each kid did one section. And anyways but um would i ever want a motorcycle yeah oh i want all the boy toys yeah like of course um i'm not opposed i i wouldn't do that instead of a car um you know i like uh ducatis ducatis ducatis fucking ducatis um or like you know a harley would be cool it'd be cool to have one and like ride around on it and just have it but I wouldn't be a motorcycle chick like it wouldn't be my uh like hobby or whatever it would be like oh my husband has one

and then we ride it together and that's just it um it wouldn't be like oh Jacqueline's buying herself this motorcycle. Um, best burger ever. Next question. Um, best burger ever is he's doing the bunny hops. Jimmy, come here. Yeah. Oh, it's so cute. You little bunny hopping. Do I have treats in my pocket? Yeah, I do. I'm going to give him a treat. Good boy. You guys like when I talk to my dog. Good boy. Good boy. Yeah. Yeah. Ready? I'm going to throw the treats. Hansel and Gretel style. You're going to go on the little trail of treats and stay distracted so you don't bite my ankles. Best burger. I feel like, I mean, the fanciest burger I've ever had was at the Nice Guy in LA. I think I went there for my, was it my 18th birthday? What

birthday was it no 24 20 20th no that was I was fucking 20 in London I turned 20 that was so cool um best burger probably yeah the nice guy in LA and it came with truffle fries and I took a picture of it with a flash on they got mad at me because they're not you're not allowed to have fucking phones in there or like take pictures and it's like all dark it's a cool spot um it's probably shut down now I haven't even I could look it up best burger ever like let's just talk in terms of like uh the fast food chains people like the in and outs of the world um I'm not even a fan okay I'm like team what okay wait so there's in and out what is what is the the four people always like compete about or like debate about there's in and out shake shack um

in and out shake shack water burger right that's like the south and then five guys those are the ones everyone's like or people are always like shake shack or in and out to be honest um I I'm an in and out chick like I don't mind it I don't love the fries but I'll get it and I like it I just feel like a it's like any fucking fast food it's like it's good I'm not gonna be picky about it it's a burger like eat it it's like pizza it's like even DiGiorno's frozen pizza is good even though it's like fucking freezer grocery store pizza I'll eat it it's pizza it's good I'm not gonna be like oh well it's you know fucking artisan fucking salmonella fucking flower from Italy salmonella so simulina

simulina flower from Italy um I don't know I'm not really picky when it comes to food I like food I'm not picky a burger is a burger I mean that's not no it's not true I mean fuck McDonald's I'm not gonna go eat ever a burger from McDonald's but uh uh yeah the nice guy in LA um I'm sure there's some good burgers in my hometown town I've had like there's this place called the chuck wagon I had some good burgers um I don't know I'm just gonna say the nice guy is my favorite one why am i breathing hard um dream vacation home should i wrap this up i'm kind of getting like out of it sorry saturday night drinking coconut water um dream vacation home okay so dream vacation home so I'm thinking mountains

but also ocean and I don't know what to pick because I live by the ocean I feel like when I think of it oh vacation so if I had vacation I'd want to go mountain I'd want to have a like a fucking cabin in the woods and i yeah any like an like a like go on youtube and type in um it's like vogue i think did a tour vogue cabin uh fucking or is it no architectural digest open door who did it in their fucking beautiful log cabin let me find it it's like the if I had to have it this is going to be my dream vacation home you can go look it up um there's so many open door they do this architectural digest walks into people's homes and they're so beautiful and it's great for inspo for like if you're looking for design ideas like it's the best place to look

on, uh, just go to YouTube and look at their, their vids. Okay. Um, I'm just scrolling for days in a panic because I'm like, I didn't have this queued up. I want to read the person's name on the house. Cause it's so, it's like the ideal place. It's like the, it was snowing when they did the tour. Let me just go to the profile. That's one of my favorite sections of YouTube, the, anything that has to do with, like, uh, architecture, home decor, um, I'm, I'm so into it, I just, like, I, like, I don't know, I love, my environment means a lot to me, wait, what am I fucking saying, guys, I'm trying to stall still, this is, this is where the episodes, this is where the episodes, or the episode goes in the shitter, I'm not on, on point

here because i don't have the video up jamie open door inside celebrity homes 102 videos i gotta scroll through fuck that i see that was a good place to swear that was a good place to swear i will not take that back inside oh there it is aaron paul's rustic riverside home in idaho bitch this is it welcome to idaho so this is my dream home if i had to pick inside aaron paul's rustic riverside home in idaho go youtube it it's so pretty and rustic i mean that's what they titled it um oh my god it's just magical and the setting i mean they're in it's just i if i could vacation somewhere I would want it to be the opposite of where I live meaning I live in the sun I'd want a vacation somewhere colder that makes sense so but also um yeah dude let's who

out there wants to do this with me like that's where I'm at with my dating life I'm like can I just skipped to that part I'm like okay so let's just immediately like do it hi nice to meet you let's do it everything let's go house kids home wait house wait uh marriage kids what is it first comes love then comes fuck yeah just like let's do it I'm 26 Nice. Clock's ticking. Clock's ticking. I'm not, I don't know. I think I'll feel more, so I'm being dramatic right now. I don't know why, but I feel like I'm okay. Here's also the fucked up thing. I have to tell you guys about a dream, um, related to this kind of, but I feel like I'll be more nervous when I'm like 34 34 and single than I am now like I'm I got time

it's in progress okay so what was it two nights ago I woke up from and I know no one wants to hear people talk about their dreams it's it's so like nobody cares right I mean this whole fucking the Jack Monroe show is like nobody I feel like that I gotta stop talking down to myself I gotta be confident but a lot of times I'm like dude nobody cares about your fucking Q&A and they don't give a fuck about you but okay but the dream goes like this uh I'm okay this is so fucked up a guy I like that I stalked I found out he's got a girlfriend and then in the dream I was talking to her and we were like friends and then at the very end of the dream and I liked like who she was dating so it was like oh I'm her friend but I'm like oh I wish I

was you and then at the end of the dream all I remember and this is so wild like and this is like what you know when dreams are actually like you like you I don't I don't remember this much detail from every dream but this one I did um she were like sitting and talking and all of a sudden she shows me her hand and there's an engagement ring on it and she's like he proposed and I was just like oh and I it was like a nightmare at that point and then all I remember this is so specific is I ended up going to the bathroom at this like wasn't even at my mom's house but the in my dream I went to the bathroom in my mom's house and removed eye crusties from my eye like in the morning you know and then I woke up and that was it and then I looked up so

then I was freaking out I'm like what does it mean when you when you dream about someone else getting engaged I just got a clubhouse invite this is all day long so and so wants you to join the good fun room and talk about what was the best super bowl halftime show ever join them no so i googled i was like what does it mean when you dream about someone else getting engaged and it symbolizes the dreamer's personal life okay i i was like what does it mean if you dream about getting okay the dream about getting a marriage proposal in a situation i want to see what happens if you think of someone else getting engaged um let me just read it the dream about getting a marriage proposal symbolically

represents a situation you are currently finding yourself in in some cases the dream about a marriage proposal reflects your current attitude towards marriage and usually reveals your Readiness to get married. Fuck. Anyways, this is like some dumb website. There's like floral arrangements for sale on it. Findanyanswer.com. Bitch, where's Ask Jeeves? Is that still a thing? Oh my, oh my God. I just time traveled back to like 2004. Dude, ask.com is still in business what the fuck okay there was a time do you guys can anyone relate to this or remember this excuse me where I you I either went to yahoo answers to figure shit out or ask.com and then I would click links it would never really get me where I wanted to go

like Google wasn't popping yet. Oh my God. Wait, this is really crazy. Wait, what? I don't want to keep going on this dumb engagement story thing. But anyways, um, do you guys want to know what I ordered on my grocery list today? Let's talk about it. No one asked me that question, but I'm going to ask myself it. Um, as you know, I have a new puppy and I've been getting Amazon order or groceries delivered instead of fucking what's it called um going to the store because I'm paranoid of leaving leaving him in the car I think I need to turn him into an emotional support animal or some shit so he can come in store with me I don't know it's probably he's probably fine in the car I just at this point I'm too paranoid I don't know it's so convenient ordering on Amazon

so um in no particular order this is what jock lemon row fucking eats in a week apple bag organic gala 48 ounces $5.99 zevia all natural soda black cherry zero 12 fluid ounces pack of six 405 wilshire farms organic uncured turkey bacon $6.99 $6.99 mushrooms white organic 16 ounces $3.69. 365 by Whole Foods Market organic salsa thick and chunky medium 35 ounces $4.99. 365 by Whole Foods Market organic mustard yellow 8 ounces $1.99. Tomato cherry grape organic one pint $2.99. Skinny pop white cheddar popcorn 100 calorie bags vegan gluten-free non-gmo individual snack size bags pack of six cheddar cheese 3.9 ounces $5.49 $3.65 by Whole Foods market produce pack vegetables organic broccoli 12 ounces $2.49 case of organic baby carrots

one pound $3.38 herb cilantro organic one bunch 89 cents bitch this is Whole Foods when people I'm not done when people say oh my god whole foods is so expensive whole foods is so expensive like herb cilantro organic is 89 cents what would it be anywhere else like if it's 10 cents less than that that's not that but I mean I guess it adds up but like baby carrots three dollars or like cherry tomatoes three dollars it's cheap I don't know let's keep going are you guys into this i don't know i just want to end this on like a weird grocery grocery list uh segment whole foods market plain rotisserie chicken 28 ounces $7.99 i didn't get the organic one god damn it i'm eating fucking non-organic chicken this week fuck uh it's probably fine

it is fine i think that's a conspiracy theory organic food is not actually that great um 365 five by whole foods market, frozen vegetables. Okay. I literally buy, um, or I put eight quantity for organic broccoli. Cause I eat so much of it frozen, you know, like every time I go to cook myself dinner, I immediately put broccoli on the pan to frozen broccoli. I like get it started. My day goes or my cooking goes broccoli on chill or do whatever. And then like go back to the kitchen and like finish making my food because it takes a while i eat frozen broccoli 70s a week i love it so i put like eight for the quantity and it's like limited quantity coronavirus only you can you can only do four what is this this isn't a fucking toilet paper

bagged hoss avocado six count 369 lacroix water sparkling lime 12 fluid ounces fucking forgot to get the tangerine 360 365 or everyday value organic petite green beans no salt added bitch why did I get the salt 398 365 everyday value cage-free large brown grade a eggs 12 count times two I literally got two packs of eggs 598 canned wild albacore tuna in water no salt added why do I keep giving the no salt I didn't mean to do that five ounces 916 a little little pricey there for the tuna because I got four cans last thing 365 by whole foods market market organic pasta sauce marinara listen to this everyone we're ending this fucking segment with marinara sauce organic marinara sauce for 239 grand total of less than a hundred dollars

for some groceries uh dude shop at Whole Foods I mean there I just got the basics I don't I have all the other like fluff in my in my pantry I don't have produce and shit so that's what I ordered but um not stoked about that that chicken I'll say that um I wish I got a different meat option to be honest what I was thinking as I was thinking about uh doing like chicken and broccoli and rice oh dude that's so sad I love it I love simple food though I like bro meals I like bro meals you know I'm into it it's good so I mean like it just you gotta be guys listen I'm not a nutritionist I don't know but just whatever you're doing with your diet I feel like just keep it simple and consistent you know just keep it simple and consistent and then like it's easy

to eat healthy if you just know how to combine shit to make it taste good I don't know I I'm trying my best I'm trying I you know what someone came on my live stream shout out Donna from Dublin he came on my live stream today and he's like you know you better get ready for this talking to the camera on your live thing for when the blow-up happens and he's like the blow-up when your podcast blows up and all of a sudden you've got uh, 64,000 people watching your live stream. And I was like, look, dude, that terrifies me. I got to glow up before I blow up. I said, I got to glow up before I blow up. I feel like I'm on the up and up and I'm up and coming. I'm an up and coming. Um,

I'm just trying to get my abs back, dude. Isn't it? Isn't everyone trying to get their abs back? Or am I just alone in this world? Like that is, I just can't wait for it. And it's on, it's happening yoga is definitely helping my uh core right now are you dying are you growling at me he's getting chubby um yeah yoga's helping my core but uh I don't know I'm just trying to keep it tight and keep it right uh I feel better I feel better I'm more clear when I work uh dude what's new? Are you, are you dying, Jimmy? It's playtime. He wants to play. And I'm, I'm, I haven't been tending, tending to him very much today, um, with playtime. So I'm going to do that after. So anyways, um, and that's another insecurity of mine. Like I was like, I never

want to talk about my health and fitness and my like body and trying to get my abs back. Like I never I always thought like no like for that's a total like nobody cares thing but I don't know I feel like a lot of people bond on the internet over like uh health and fitness stuff and like my fitness journey and you know I lost 20 pounds but you know people like to create stories around that on the internet and I just personally think it's boring and I don't want to so you know what I eat I'm doing yoga I'm on the shred you didn't see any cake in my Amazon cart for a fucking reason however you know what it's like once a week like tonight I'm having Thai food fuck yeah Saturday I don't give a shit enjoy yourself moderation and balance

uh not to get like more into this nutrition topic but I feel like the number one thing I learned in life or like the number one thing to master in life as far as nutrition goes is moderation like that's it if you can master that you're fine you're fine like because I think a lot of people fight food and they're like oh well you know I just gotta go all in with your fucking keto or all in with your fucking vegan paleo whatever it is you do and you're scared to have cake and it's like dumb because I feel like a lot of people on the internet are they made food religion and they made all these like communities around food and how we eat it and it's like it's not that serious just like don't eat all the time and it's fine so but I've definitely struggled with that stuff in

the past and uh now I'm just like dude I don't know what do you feel like when you eat food go back always go back to that that's why I like broccoli and avocados oh did I mention avocados yeah I did um or all right I don't think any more questions came in um thanks for hanging out happy Saturday um go Seahawks really looking forward to the Super Bowl tomorrow um shout out you know 12th man Pete Carroll Russell Wilson DK Metcalf you're gonna kill it tomorrow um yeah I don't know like what are you guys how are you doing um do I feel crazy yeah did 2020 change me yes absolutely but I don't know I'll go back to what I said in the beginning with all the squealing

I can't think of anything else I would rather do in life than podcast and sit on a microphone and talk so I'm doing it and I'm never bored I always look forward to it and that's it so I don't know like I wish I could give back in a way that's like I wish I could give people their passion and be like this is it do this stick with this so I think a lot of us are always searching for that thing in life like what makes your soul come alive and like what could you do every day and feel amazing doing it and never get bored of it and you you know it makes your life full and happy like I found that with podcasting I really wish everyone out there because I don't think it happens to everyone I don't I I think a lot of people settle

for like the thing they just get involved in like a job or a career path where they're just they've done it so long that's just what they do now and they've never really found something that feels different and that makes them feel alive in a in a soul way and not a like uh just a routine like work way that's pretty I don't know figure it out I just wish I could help everyone with that somehow and I didn't do any brainstorming I didn't I this honestly was a divine thing it happened literally in two seconds I had a thought this is how it went uh if you're new I might have some new listeners I'll just tell you once again I was listening to the last episode of Rogan in his old studio with Duncan Trussell was five hours and 19 seconds 19 19 minutes some fucking

long podcast like that so sitting down I was like all right I sat down with uh with the mindset that I go I will not go to sleep I will stay up till I think it was going to be two in the morning to finish it I was committed because I I don't know I had like this OCD about it like okay this is five hours I'm gonna watch the entire thing and as I'm sitting there like within the first 10 minutes um I was on my phone I was like on Instagram of course you know like half fucking listening and uh someone DM me they're like you should start a podcast because I I had story about something and they're like you should do a podcast about this blah blah and then literally after that I grabbed my iPhone headphones the old school ones with the

the wire ones with a little microphone on it I pulled up Boss Jock an app I have on my phone for audio and like recording it's called Boss Jock I just recorded a 2020 so far update like here's my 2020 month to month you know starting in January I walked everyone through it and I post that as my first episode on SoundCloud and to this day that remains the first episode that is not on my SoundCloud or Apple it is the ghost episode it I kind of like that it didn't land I didn't um I don't know why I didn't transfer it over or whatever I don't know um that's the official first episode my 2020 recap um but then every day then then then it went like this then I had a two second thought I like came and went Jacqueline do a podcast 70s a week I had that

thought and I grabbed it and I said yes and I haven't stopped and I didn't second guess it I didn't question it it felt right I was like fuck yeah I'm doing it and um that's it so I hope everyone out there like I I don't know I I just I know how good it feels to find your passion and I really wish everyone had that so I don't know so dude what's up all right happy Saturday hit that subscribe button follow me on Instagram head over to patreon.com slash t j m s to get access to my bonus content I'm posting a video there tomorrow over on patreon uh you get exclusive content, pictures, videos, shout outs on Friday. Uh, you get my phone number. I call you. It's fun. So go check it out. Patreon.com slash T J M S. I don't know. I feel like I have to do

cheerleading motions right now. I'm like super tired. All of a sudden this coconut water is taking me down a dark turn. Um, okay. So yeah. Oh, also leave me a review on the Apple podcast out, leave me a review on the Apple podcast app and let people know about the show. It helps me out, helps them find it. Should I like wait for you guys? Should I like walk you through that right now? I don't feel like, you know, when I listen to podcasts and someone's like, leave a review. I'm never, I never do it. I never, I just like hear them say it. So I don't know. Hey, listener let's do a new activity today something you've never done all right go to your phone right now I know you're at the gym lifting weights I know you're on a walk I know you're

doing the dishes dry your hands walk over to your phone go to the apple podcast app it's a purple one now I don't know if you're on spotify spotify right now go over to apple that purple icon you tap that bitch you go to my show and then go to my profile with my the profile with all my episodes scroll all the way down I'll wait scroll all the way down are you scrolling have you moved to your phone are you do you have the apple podcast app review section up on my podcast this is homework this is a new you're doing a you're trying something new today. Okay. You're leaving a review on my show. We're doing this together. Keep scrolling. All right. The bottom, it's going to say, you know, write a review. You don't have to write

shit. Just tap one through five stars based on my performance and what you think I am worth and the show is worth. Just tap one through five. I'm going to put today at a lukewarm two personally, but you know, you might disagree and think five is a better fit. Just do whatever you want, submit it, just tap it done. Thank you. That's it. Happy Saturday guys. And I'll talk to you tomorrow. All right. Bye.