The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 16- Saturdaycast: Q&A #2

Episode Date: September 19, 2020

First half = boring. Second half = fun. Happy Saturday!! :) Patreon.com/tjms 

What's up everyone? Episode 16. Welcome back to the podcast. It's Saturday. We're going to do a Q&A and it's going to be a good one. I've got some fun stuff ahead. How are you feeling? What's new? It's September 20th. Holy shit. And yeah, same shit different day for me still. But I have to, let me just knock this out of the way. This is going to be the most official thing I've ever said on the podcast. this is the most official thing I've ever had to say just it feels awkward to get it out but I can now tell you guys that my podcast is available everywhere podcasts are like everywhere you listen to podcasts podcasts so that's cool um yeah I just want to knock that out of the way also another official thing I could say is patreon.com slash tjms the Jacqueline Monroe

show. You can go over there and check it out. I'm embarrassed by it. I haven't really worked that hard on it or done anything, but you can go support the show over there. Subscribe to my YouTube channel. The video podcast is launching October 1st, and yeah, it's kind of the official shit I wanted to knock out. And go ahead and leave a review if you like the podcast. Okay, I'm annoyed by myself. Okay, so episode 16, Q&A. I'm going to go over my 24-hour update. Let's knock out the coffee fact right off the bat here. Let me take a sip of my coffee. I went and got it at the little drive-thru this morning. Guys, I keep running out of coffee. I had a teaspoon, about a teaspoon left in my little instant coffee jar. And that wasn't going to be

enough this morning for me to, you know, lube myself up and get caffeinated for the podcast. And I was like, shit. So I got into the car and I went to the coffee shop and got my iced, my quad shot iced almond milk latte and then I came home and put my little pumpkin syrup in it oh yeah so let's do the coffee fact this isn't my new thing I do at the beginning of every show yesterday we talked about goats discovering coffee today we're talking about North Korea and coffee so North Korea holds the record for the largest iced coffee the cup contained 4,228.1 liters of iced Americano coffee so I did some math for you guys because I'm uh you know I'm not who understands what 14,000 liters looks like if you're, like, I'm just assuming you guys are all

from the States here, but, like, 14,000 liters translates to 3,698 liquid U.S. gallons, so cool, North Korea's got the, I'm looking at a picture here, it's, like, a giant white coffee mug, Cafe Bene with some balloons coming off the top, that's so, like, that doesn't make any sense, they floated balloons out of the top of this world's largest coffee thing but anyways so coffee fact out of the way I don't know if that's a waste of your time but I think you know if I've learned anything about anything about being a like a wonderful podcast host I don't want to use the word influencer I'm kind of anti-influencer sort of but you have to be consistent every time you do your content and the one thing I want to be consistent at is my coffee fact so I'm just

practicing guys this is like I've said before my self-mastery course like I just I don't know okay so right off the bat I want to talk about something I'm confused by I don't want to like I'm gonna do the Q&A but I do need to I just have this personal internal battle or internal struggle going on and I need your help I really need your help guys I'm struggling okay so I'm really confused by this because like I've done 16 episodes in 16 days I'm a daily podcaster I do it seven days a week and so far I feel like I've been so like emotionally available for you guys and I don't hold back and I share everything and it's so it's okay it's so easy for me to do that it doesn't feel like this feels so natural and so I'm sorry I know if you've listened to a lot

of episodes this turns into the podcast where I talk about podcasting and I'm trying to avoid doing that but I'm just gonna get this out of the way but yeah like I feel like it shouldn't be like this like to sit down every morning and flow and like I don't know because here's the thing I've talked about being a shrewd businesswoman I'm trying to break in the industry I'm drowning out these weekly podcasts hosed by doing it seven days a week I you know I did a little I did a little peek on the YouTube yesterday or a couple times this week just to see like what are what do people in podcasting talk about you know when they talk about their podcasting careers I saw dude I saw so many people like saying it was hard and that they you know at first you're gonna have a

lot of technical difficulties it's gonna be hard you know it takes a lot of your time and I'm like I'm so confused like they were so dramatic about it I'm being dramatic right now about my confusion but like they were so dramatic about the fact that this is a difficult thing to do and here's the thing and this is why I'm confused when I said it doesn't feel hard at all this is like too easy for me it's kind of bullshit because I'm so happy to do this every day and it's like I don't know it shouldn't be like this but like literally I jot down a few ideas on my little notepad I lube myself up with my iced coffee I put on my headset and I talk I press record I talk and I upload that's it there's no technical difficulties there's no like taking all

my time like it's the most brainless shit for me to do and I don't know like when I when I was watching that those videos I'm like I watched a few like I don't know people that they have huge podcast, and they were so dramatic about how, yeah, it's hard, like anything else, it's really hard, and I'm like, maybe I'm just a natural, maybe I'm selling myself short, maybe this is fucking talent, I don't know, am I talented, is this a skill, I think it's, like I said yesterday, it's kind of like bullshit that I say everything with no inhibitions, and I'm not afraid of, like yesterday, I told everyone I'm, I was a bedwetter, and what did I relate that to, I said because I was a bedwetter I have oh I was um it's a good indication I was going to be

oh I my body I said I was my body was very it's always everything about my body is overactive including my brain so that means that so I said because I was a bedwetter that that's a good indication that someone's going to be a good like a deep thinker intellect type of person I don't know, but what the fuck? It's just weird. Like I was thinking about it. I'm going to get to the Q and a don't worry. Um, some of you guys got real sexual with it and I don't know how I feel about those questions. I saw a couple, I try not to look at them like I did my best, but I saw a couple and I'm like, come on, go listen to color daddy. Hi. Um, so hi man bun Saturday workout oh, for all the new kids on the block, I've got a guy, my neighbor that does a workout with his,

he has a couple he works out every day, and they're outside doing dumbbells right now, but I was thinking about this, episode 16, I've done this 16 days in a row, and I was thinking about, like, if I had a, every job I've ever had, on, like, day three, I'm like, ah, fuck this training, I'm kind of bored of this, like, there's something about it where I'm like, oh like it feels more like work so I don't know this is like the most like natural like I'm writing with my right hand I'm not writing with my left hand profession I've ever dived in dove in into fuck I don't know but here's the thing it's like the best hobby ever and I'm pinching myself I'm living my dream and so yeah episode

16 we're gonna do a Q&A um and let me just be serious for a second because you know what it's sometimes I gotta get serious gotta get serious with it gotta get serious with let me drink some you know I'm gonna just drink some water before I get serious okay so I've explained many times that our voice is the most powerful tool and you know use it use it to whatever um that's not what I was gonna say but I really want to do this because I know this is preparing me for life and working my thoughts out is strengthening my mind and my point of view and it's really I feel like it's a really good practice to do this and I know I keep promoting everyone like go get a call center headset and do a solo podcast it's like

a personal therapy session but I do mean that because we do have a communication issue I think it's a consistent theme I always talk about in the podcast I think people suck at communicating because everything is digital now so if you can you know force yourself to talk things out as frequently as possible that's what I'm doing at seven days a week then I think that's really good and anyways I'm an overthinker I'm an overshare so that's why podcasting is probably the perfect thing for me to do it's not for everyone but yeah I thought about it like all the little, all the content I've ever put out, those are like little data points for you guys. So over the, like the last decade of all of my social media, I've put out these little data

points, like little dots. And this podcast is basically me connecting those dots and filling in everything. So you guys really can get to know me and like really understand how I think and what I like and what I don't, you know, everything about like who I am. And that's why I love podcasting is because there's it's just one take man I'm a one take fucking Johnny as my mom would say so yeah I think that's what a lot of people a lot of people I'm interested are missing that they're not it's hard to connect the dots when you just see a picture here a little short video here and it's like who are they because unless you hear someone talk out shit for a long time it's it's hard to get to know someone over social media so hi I'm that girl in your ear seven

days a week I'm you know I'm like I always bring this up like what girl's in your fucking ear this long every single day that's why we're dating that's why this is an intimate relationship I'm crossing shit off I've got my blue this is my pen I got from the job when I got laid off earlier this year fired what did I get laid off fired let go unemployed I got unemployed I lost my job because of COVID so I'm using the pen from the company I used to work for and it's cute it's blue I'm team ballpoint I'm not team ink or what's the other one I don't know I do not like a wet inky pen ugh makes me annoyed but I did feel when I remember being in like fifth grade I felt really sophisticated because I had um my pen was so like regal and like it's like something I don't know

like a uh like a lawyer or something would use like a really heavy pen probably stole it from my dad I know I did I probably it was like silver it was heavy I don't know so yeah this is my hero's journey I'm sharing everything it's my self-mastery course I don't know I just want to get that out of the way but let's do quickly a 24-hour update and then we'll get into the Q&A I feel like I'm I don't know I felt really sweet this morning I'm like something about me feels extra sweet I don't know what it is I feel kind I feel sweet I feel grateful I don't know like I feel really good um I think my meds are working but I think I don't know so my 24-hour update let's see um same shit different day just podcasted worked um took care of my laundry and I got some extra

groceries I needed yesterday but I didn't get I looked at the instant coffee options and I was like fuck this I'm not doing the what's it called the Folgers it was like some basic bitch brand that I'm like not about and I I totally I I failed and I found out the hard way my mom shout out mom she always goes to Costco with me or like she'll shop at the grocery store for me when she visits and she'll stock me up and we went to Costco and got this I think it was Tasters made instant coffee because they had all the you know the coffee options there the grounds the beans the ground up stuff and I said I want instant coffee but the only option they have was taster's choice and it was dog shit sorry mom but I I used it all I definitely sucked it up and used it all but

anyways I didn't see any nice nice instant coffee at the grocery store yesterday so I Amazon ordered it I also Amazon ordered my deodorant garbage bags what else did I get my wellness formula tablets I finally balled out and got the 200 capsule package I always talk about wellness formula. I'm not trying to be an influencer. I don't want to ever recommend you shit. So don't come to me for recommendations, but I'm just telling you what I did yesterday. 24 hour update. Hi. Um, I'm on Amazon arriving tomorrow by 9 PM arriving tomorrow by 9 PM arriving tomorrow today by 9 PM arriving today by Ooh, sweet. My instant coffee is arriving today by 9 PM. So I get the Jacobs. I'm trying a new flavor. I've been drinking Jacobs instant coffee

off amazon for like three years um the ceo of a startup i used to live with i used to live with the ceo of a startup company here and he was obsessed with this and i remember like i would scream at alexa to reorder it for us because we drank so much of it it's jacobs i'm getting the kronik gold it's a german instant coffee brand from amazon it's 12 bucks last long time well actually know it doesn't because I drink so fucking much guys I keep telling you guys that the instant coffee like uh serving size is a teaspoon or something like so I usually do three tablespoons I fucking go all out anyways so that's in my Amazon cart I went to the grocery store I went to the gym I lifted heavy last night uh I keep upping my weights which is nice I feel

like I'm really getting back into it. What else did I get on Amazon? Oh, my soundproof. Ooh, it's pushing. I got a, I got a delivery. It wasn't on prime, but I got a delivery between September 28th and October 5th. So we know the video podcast is launching August or excuse me, October. I can't believe it's almost October. Holy shit. I'm looking at a pumpkin here. Oh yeah. I also got a pumpkin yesterday. Anyways, uh, I'm taking a risk here because I really want the soundproof to be in my background, and it's, it might not arrive till the 5th of October, so let's see what else, um, shit, what'd I even get at the grocery store? I don't know, some produce, I always, you know, produce is hard, because you gotta keep updating, like, you gotta,

I don't know, it has a quick turnover rate, um, laundry, oh, I did, I wrote my story yesterday, I roasted some YouTubers on my Instagram story, but straight up my, my new like opinion or philosophy is like, stop teaching us obvious bullshit. Like someone posted a video, like the one habit that changed my life. I'm like, this is not necessary. Someone else posted like sweat proof makeup tutorial. And I'm like, if you're going to sweat, don't wear makeup. Um, what was another one I was annoyed by? I don't know. I'm just starting to wake up to the fact that a lot of the information people are sharing with us influencers you know what I mean it's not it's so like not necessary there's nothing groundbreaking about it anymore we've seen

all these videos before there's enough makeup tutorials there's enough makeup products there's enough how-to videos there's enough life hacks so yeah I have this theory and this philosophy that I think at this point in 2020 all of our attention and focus needs to be on using our voice to change the world and really start like not not contributing to this nonsense like yes it's fun it's everyone's hobby I get it I do I still watch a lot of and I support like it's people's jobs and I get that like people's people rely on these views and everything and you know people's attention and followers to and likes to get paid so it's this weird trap I think we found ourselves in with information and and a lot of like bullshit out there I always say like

I don't need to learn about how to do a morning routine my mom taught me that when I was two like drink water brush your teeth put on your clothes take a shower or whatever like it's not that complicated it's not that deep but people get really scientific with their shit and I don't know so I'm starting to notice things especially after watching that social dilemma documentary is this even the 24-hour update anymore is this even a Saturday Q&A why am I getting sidetracked Jacqueline figure it out figure it out I catch myself sometimes going down a rabbit hole and I'm like fuck me um okay so the social dilemma yesterday I went on my little you know rant or not even rant I just I just talked about my thoughts on it and everything but guys understand

I'm not an expert I don't know I don't know how like anything works I'm just speaking from my own life experience and, um, my observations are, you know, of other people and myself and my behaviors and habits over time. So yeah, if you listened yesterday, like literally the title of my episode was that solution to that. And like, I came up with some kind of, I don't know, just go listen to it. Um, but yeah, I'm not an expert and I'm not going to save the world with my fucking voice. I've, I've come to, I've, I've been, I've, I've, uh, made peace with the fact that, and the older I get, the less I, I, I'm just like, Jacqueline, let it go. Just let it go. You're not going to change the world. Like you can have your opinions and share

it, but don't get so crazy about it. Um, so yeah, anyways, what else did I do yesterday? Um, oh, last night I watched um Social Dilemmas really inspired me to just fucking tuck my phone into bed and not touch it and I it's like a new challenge I do which is it feels good I'm like don't just resist the urge resist the urge so I put my phone in the other room hi man bun wait what's he doing now he's walking his dog workout done um anyways I watched your mom's house podcast, Tom Segura and his wife, Christina. I don't know if you listened to it, but, um, they had Duncan, Duncan Trestle on and it's a great episode. I sat there and watched the whole thing. I listened to about half the podcast, um, just at the gym. I was, I've been like working

out to podcasts. I don't know how I'm doing that with counting reps, but anyways, I listened to that and or I watched that last night and what else did I do oh it was kind of funny I he said something like girls with white nails are he's like that's an indication like if you see a girl with white nails like she's a whore 100% like it's like quick giveaway and he's like if girls swallow enough cum is that does their do their nails turn white and I I'm my nails and toes are my fingernails right now and my toes are white so I got a new manicure and I post a little video and he reposted me so now my fucking phone's blowing up well not really but like I'm getting people because he reposted I'm getting like more notifications than normal and weird dms

and my dm requests so yeah that's what happened last night I slept really good working out at night's helping me sleep dude we're on a phone call I'm like giving you every fucking detail of my life that was more iced coffee I need to take off the thing is right now is like I can't chew the ice cubes because the the lid is on there's some ice cube asmr do you guys have that thing I do not have this at all where you get annoyed when people chew their food I can never date someone that has that I can I couldn't I'm sorry like if that's an if the sound of how I chew food if you tune into that there's that's sorry there's something wrong

I know that's like an actual is it like miso theleoma what the fuck is it called when you have that thing I don't know but yeah I'm not like into the ASMR shit that's something I don't get when people get aroused by like that kind of shit what was that noise I just made Jesus Christ okay two or three episodes ago I made the most I don't want someone to clip it or like like remember the time it was at because I don't even remember but I made the most disgusting noise of all time and yeah so anyways are we gonna do the Q&A or not it's Saturday Q&A time cut to the chase your shitty podcast host first burp of the podcast first burp of the podcast I usually do seven so we're knocking it out oh I

have a Snapple cap here I could read it fact off of I just started drinking Snapple again second burp of the podcast we're dating we're at that comfortable stage so beavers have orange teeth real fact number 436 that's disgusting beavers have orange teeth doubt it um oh another random thing i want to talk about is i found a cigar i have what does it say chiobra oro republica dominica on the back but i was gonna just fuck with people here's the thing i'm just telling you my creative process i think the video podcast is gonna be like me acting like joe rogan i'm gonna have like 90 empty water bottles on my table i'm gonna be puffing a cigar the whole time. I'm going to have like a rogue t-shirt on. I don't know. I just want

to fuck with people. Like I've already kind of been doing that on my Instagram. Like I don't give a shit. And the thing is, is like, I'm telling you guys this cause it's, I don't want you to think like I'm actually full, full of myself, but I know like if you get my humor or whatever, like you understand it just like, it's just a bunch of bullshit anyways. I'm trying to, you know, I'm trying to get the attention of the big dogs, man. I got Tom Segura reposting me last night. I feel like a big shit. You know what? The comedians I have been around though, I will say the ones that I feel accepted by make me not shy about saying shit like that. Fuck it. I've already told everyone multiple times on the podcast, everyone I want to be friends with right now

in this world, they're comedians and podcasters. So hi, recruit me into the club. I'm not a stand up but I mean I can fucking hang I can I can shit this podcast isn't like my best performance of my personality but like I don't know maybe I need more coffee is my coffee is like my only trick it's like my I don't know oh speaking of tricks I have a card a deck of cards here I think I'm gonna do on the video podcast a segment where I teach you teach you guys to card tricks my dad had his fucking okay he had so many vhs tapes of how to do magic tricks there was this guy i can't remember his name but he was so good he would show like really basic magic tricks you could do with household shit anyways but yeah i might do like a magic show

podcast segment because i love magic i love like card tricks and stuff i love shuffling cards can hear that oh another thing about the podcast I'm all over the place we're gonna do the Q&A just skip ahead you know what I'm hanging out with myself I don't give a fuck it's my podcast um Saturday just kind of feeling the caffeine hit right now so I'm all over the place and I have ADHD and I don't know oh speaking of wait time out what was I just talking about ow ow my fucking soundproof is I'm like my the back of my hair is getting the tape stuck it's falling my chair bumped it and it's falling I'm having issues with my adhesive I need to get new adhesive what was I saying magic tricks it's my podcast I don't know what I'm saying um

anyways um okay so let's do the Q&A I don't want to waste any more of your time I think we're like 30 minutes in Q&A 30 minutes in already looking at DMs already getting sidetracked hi Instagram oh I yeah I've been on a rampage about unfollowing people that are out of like I just don't align with what they're posting anymore I'm like I just can't I can't believe this is still continuing this kind of bullshit so yeah and only cool only I just want to put this out there only cool people listen to this podcast and follow me so do you feel cool right now how do you feel does that make you feel cool like I swear to god if you fuck with me if you really like I'm not for everyone I get that I'm really not for everyone I'm coming out as myself this year I'm like finally like

Jacqueline this is you bitch this is 100% like who you fucking are and stop trying to hide it stop trying to downplay it but like I'm not for everyone so the people that get me and the people that listen the people that like this I am in love with you I'm like like I've always said proposed to me in the DMs I am obsessed with you because it's I I've felt misunderstood and weird for so long and just like I don't know like it's hard for me to relate to some people and I don't know so like I like you thank you um I hope you like I hope you listen this podcast and you just like feel so I don't know I keep creating I keep painting the picture of like imagine the feeling you get when you go into an amc movie theater and you're watching the previews and they show

like the disney castle segment or the little like silence your phone segment and they show all the they show all the the fucking what are they called the previews that feeling in your body is like how i want this podcast to make you feel that like it's so inspired so like i feel so hyped i'm like I that is one of the most warm and fuzzy feelings I've ever gotten and then like I'm diving into my popcorn and it's just like I love getting I love getting entertained I love someone talking not only do I love listening to podcasters I love being on the other side and like giving you guys feelings making you like like get I want to I don't know just like fucking feel something cop a feel listen to jack cop a feel do not call me jack oh it's weird I just pulled up my

instagram jack black first post my phone's listening to me because they just said jack dude jack black just because you're not in the band doesn't mean you're not in the band school of rock greatest movie of all time see he's the kind of person where i'm like yep just he is him he is him those are my favorite people you can't you can't argue like there's no one there's just no one like him there's no one like me man one of a kind am i gonna do the Q&A or not I'm just looking at DMs now I don't know um skip ahead I'll do the Q&A in a sec I'm just fucking stalling um okay so let me get to my note here Saturday Q&A question number one let's go to my Instagram wait a minute guys I did my best

I think it's, I think it's kind of fakey if people read the questions before they answer them because then they like can rehearse their answer. You know what I mean? So I don't know. I saw a couple, I like, I saw, I saw a bunch of them, but I'm going to just try to like you guys, I still have some, let me see if I have new ones today. Maybe I'll start with those. The ones I haven't seen. Um, Oh wait, shit. That's not the right app. Instagram. Stop being slow. Oh, Okay, so we're getting into Q&A. Here it goes. Okay, so do you have a podcast? That's one of the first questions. I don't know. What is this? Is this a podcast? It's funny. I keep saying I have a podcast. People are fucking with me. Yes, I have a podcast. Where are you from in Washington?

This seems like it's gonna be so fucking boring. Q&A. I don't know why I just do it every Saturday, but just hang in there man. Hang in there. I'll try to make this fun and colorful. So class I'm from Mount Vernon Washington in the Skagit Valley and it's beautiful. There's Mount Baker. I believe that's where snowboarding originated. There's the San Juan Islands. It's so green and lush. We have you know fields of tulips once a year for the tulip festival. It's about an hour north of Seattle. I grew up out in farmland. My mom, she lives like the most beautiful house with the most beautiful view right out where there's just fields forever. Anyways, it's bougie though. Like I mentioned in the past podcast, it's some bougie farmland. So yeah, I'm from Washington. Okay,

cool. Next question. Let me know if you've ever been to Mount Vernon or like know about that, the Skagit Valley I don't know next question waffles or pancakes these are dumb questions I mean I don't know I'm trying to think of if I was at a breakfast joint right now trying to like really embody this or like get my get into character right now so I'm like sitting at a restaurant get the menu Saturday what do I want to eat waffles or pancakes I don't fucking know I don't even want those honestly like here's the thing I like waffles when I'm at a hotel and I'm using their Belgian waffle maker I fucking love waffles that way like that's my that's my shit making my own Belgian waffle and one of the you like flip

the thing it's really I don't know interactive and you get to pour they have like the little cups of batter for everyone and then you just yeah I love okay first of all I love hotel breakfast um so yeah but honestly like I fuck with pancakes I think if I was a yeah if I was at a restaurant right now I'd probably get pancakes those buttery bitches with a lot of butter and syrup, um, oh my god, yeah, pancakes for sure, because blueberry pancakes, oh my god, hello, lit, and, uh, lit, I'm saying that for Gen Z, if you're, if Gen Z's listening right now, I just said lit, hi, they all do that tongue sticking out Megan Thee Stallion wop dance fucking every two seconds, so I'm doing it too, I'm trying to, trying to, I'm trying to reel in

the, the youngins with my fucking verbiage. Um, so yeah. Oh my God. Chocolate chip pancakes, blueberry pancakes. I think I'm team pancake today, but if I'm at a hotel, I'm fucking team waffle because shout out the holiday and express waffle machine. I fuck with you. I fuck with you. Um, do you, do you use cannabis? This is my old roommate. Um, she said, do you use cannabis? I can't say no I do um actually I haven't smoked so I smoked last night I'm not gonna lie I've smoked like once a week for the last three weeks and I think it's because I'm doing a lot of heavy work work like heavy lifting and stuff and I actually pulled a fucking okay I pulled a muscle my back last night but um but yeah I smoke I my mom hates that I like she she doesn't she's she's

not for it which has been a challenge in our relationship I think it's a lot of challenges different um you know parents and kids but um yeah I do I think I I do it the thing the thing is is I haven't smoked pretty much all year because I haven't been around people it's usually something I do oh there's my positive affirmation alarm my first alarm of the day says I choose to be happy today with a little cute face. I love to see, uh, totally sidetracked, but set alarms every couple hours on your phone of positive, positive affirmations. I'm not trying to influence you right now. I'm not sure to recommend you any products. I'm just saying that's been changing my life. So it's just good to see anyways, but I usually smoke when I'm like with people and I'm

like out and you know, it's like that we're like coming home from the club and then we're all sitting around like come down for the night you know smoking like that's my thing so I haven't been doing that recently so yeah I haven't smoked but yeah okay but yeah I do smoke like the last few weeks I've had like maybe like three nights in the last month it helps me sleep and it helps with my just like muscles I guess but last night I pulled a fucking muscle in my back and I smoked and I swear to god instantly I'm not even bullshitting it I was like I can't feel this pain any like I if I moved my I think it's my rhomboid I fucked up um I don't know how I did it but it was really it hurts like I feel right now but last night I smoked and I like reached

to grab my remote and I was like I don't feel this anymore but I was high so I'm like it just blocks out that pain thing or whatever so yeah I'm not like a stoner I guess I had to just go on a little rant there for no reason or not a rant I just had to overly explain myself yeah I smoke weed but not like I'm not like doing it all the time um what's your glute workout oh shit um let me think I'm not like I'm pretty basic about my working out I guess like I I focus on specific movement patterns and I try to hit those movement patterns each lift and each session so like I usually do something like I'll do a squat

movement pattern and that varies from like you know back squat or I'll do like in between bench fucking what's that thing called I'll like put a really heavy kettlebell in between my legs and like do it's kind of like a deadlift I don't know how to explain it but it's a squat it's a squatting motion I did that yesterday and then um I do a thrusting motion so then I'll do like hip thrust and then I'll do some sort of like deadlift like RDLs shit ton of RDLs and then so I do like a squat a thrust deadlifting motion like a hinge is that the term I don't know I don't really I'm not like sign I don't get scientific about it hinge and then I do abduction so like do the thing where you see like those Instagram videos of chicks like they're hovering on so I don't I don't know

like I don't really I just burn out with that usually at the end and then I do um these back extension things I've learned that like okay if you want to grow your grow an ass like you got to lift heavy, obviously you got to do progressive overload, but like, you're not going to build an ass just doing little kickbacks with no weight. Like you, I don't know, like in my experience, that's good for toning. If you're looking for like a toned, like if more like, cause I used to do a lot of Pilates and yoga and shit. And I was a lot, my ass was a lot, like it was, it was like nice, but it was small. But now I feel like I'm just embracing like the heavy lifting because I feel so good from pulling weight it just there's something about it and um so yeah that's kind

of what I do for my workout for my glutes um good question I don't know people don't take my advice like I don't know like do what works for you I always say that do what works for you but I do a squat pattern a hinge pattern squat hinge thrust and abduction there might be another one Oh, oh, I forgot. I also do like lunges, like a single leg shit. So I'll either like step up on a really high block or I'll do like a whole two, like 25 pound dumbbells and I'll put my leg up on a bench and do, you know, single leg lunges. Yeah. Anyways, I'm in pain today. I'll say that tell us a blackout story oh shit good question you guys are the best just ask me like guess me about weed you asked me about my ass now you're asking me about blacking out okay guys

first blackout story I don't I've only blacked out I don't black out like I don't know like I just don't I don't get to that point pretty much ever um I have blackout moments if I go out and drink a lot where I'll forget like a portion of the night I can't remember but like for the most part I don't black like fully black but the first time I blacked out I drank a shit ton of tequila I would think it was my friend's birthday but we so at the end of the night I don't remember there's a point where I'm like walking back to my apartment this is in college I went to Washington State University but I walked back to my apartment and my roommate came with me and I don't remember anything but this is what she told me she's like Jacqueline

last night you made marinara from scratch marinara sauce from scratch you made us garlic bread and and pasta you made us like this whole like three-course meal and she's like yeah I remember you putting like maple syrup in the marinara and like it was so fucking good it was best marinara I've ever had in my life and then you cleaned the entire apartment and they passed out And that was my first blackout experience. I became, I went housewife on, on everyone's ass. Like I went, my friends, my friends told me, they're like, yeah, you cooked us a fucking three course meal, blacked out and cleaned and organized shit. Because I woke up. The reason why I knew I blacked out is I woke up and my roommate or not my roommate and friend is sleeping

in my apartment. I was like, why are you here? Then I was like, why is my fucking kitchen so clean? And it was really, I, I didn't remember any of it, but that that's the story they told me. So blackout story, first time, timeout. My first, no, it was at a blackout and that was my first alcohol poisoning experience. Yeah. I drank like a half a fifth of Grey Goose, um, at my first like party or not my first, yeah, I'd say like my first rager and, um, my sister's roommate, like totally, she just pressured me so much. She's like, take another pull, take another pull. I had like a half a fifth of great goose within like 30 minutes and i i never drank well i drank before but like it was a lot for me so i ended up inverted puking all over her kitchen and my aunt

came to rescue me so anyways i shit white for like five days because my liver was fucked up that was really strange i couldn't produce any bile tmi but we're dating so now you know dude if your shit's coming out white you got a fucking liver poisoning or whatever alcohol poisoning is that a thing I don't know oh and I had to go to work the next day which is so fun I used to work at Tommy Hilfiger um blackout story next question what flavor is that cake what flavor is that cake um okay so I'm assuming you're referring to I'll just say what what's whatever your favorite flavor of cake is that's the flavor of that cake we're gonna leave it at that flavor of that cake is whatever flavor you like that's my that's

whatever your favorite flavor is that's the flavor um what's the hardest drug you've ever done oh fuck um okay this is I don't know if I want to I mean here's the thing I'm down to meth I'm down to heroin and I'm down to acid I think those are the only three I haven't done so yeah you can pretty much wait what else yeah I think that's about it so hi hi mom sorry I'm like totally for being young and experimenting and you know I'm not like like I don't judge people that do drugs I think it's just it's not that deep you know what I mean like who the fuck cares um I've always been really, I've always had, I've never had, I don't think I've had bad experiences. I've always put myself in an environment where I feel really safe. And I feel like, um, I'm the one making this,

the decision. Ultimately, it's not someone pressuring me. So, and I've always felt in control. Um, I went, mom, I know that's, I know if you're listening, this freaks you out, but you, you raised me right. You raised me right. Okay. I know I'm smart. I'm a little smart cookie, but, um, okay. I'll tell you something that happened earlier this year. I did DMT for the first time and let me tell you this I need to I need your guys's advice so I did it and it was on a it was on a first date this was an insane chain of events it was like a 24-hour fucking excursion with this guy and I okay so he okay I when I was doing it I did it like four times I swear in one like, it was a lot, but, um, immediately, as soon as I started, you know, tripping, and seeing the,

the, the psychedelic shit, and the walls were doing stuff, and, like, he was looking funny, and, like, I closed my eyes, and I saw these little gestures, and, like, you know, weird faces, and shit, I want, I need your advice, because he has a video of me, I think he said it was seven minutes long I have like a 30 second clip on my phone he like dm me which he blocked me now so I can't even fucking find it but um I went into a fucking bit routine I was doing stand-up about DMT and I was not I was like I was like is this I was like oh fucking of course I was I remember saying like oh yeah of course this I was like this is so dramatic this is just so unnecessary I like I was describing like what I was seeing and just mocking it and being like this is just

fucking oh of course and like he has a video I'm pretty sure he said it's seven minutes long but anyways he blocked me it was a weird ending but I really think like I should I don't know how to like hit him up for that video again because I really want to watch it so yeah that's the hard I guess like not the hardest drug I've done is that a hard drug I know it's not really like a it's not even that crazy but um yeah saw some crazy shit I mean I did it a few times the other times it got really scary when I closed my eyes but um I did a fucking that's the thing I'm like is that the sign of fucking Jesus Christ himself coming down to me like Jacqueline I'm an entertainer just roll with it because I was like in the moment I couldn't

have, I couldn't let myself just let go and just have the experience and lay back. It was, like, full-on entertaining mode. Couldn't take it seriously. Had to, had to make a joke about it. So, yeah, shout out DMT. Hi. Yeah, so, anyways, the hardest drug I've done that, I guess, that's just not, I don't know, that's when it, it's recent. So, but, yeah, I'm not fucking touching meth or heroin or any of that shit um haven't done acid that doesn't interest me let me cook spaghetti for you babe let me cook spaghetti for you babe I do love spaghetti I mean that's a nice I guess is that a question he's just telling me to let him let me cook let him cook spaghetti for me I do love spaghetti

I love spaghetti I love a man in uniform I love a man in uniform it would you know that that fucking apron that fucking apron and those boxers French kiss I mean there's something about it so I might take you up on that um yeah let me cook let me cook spaghetti for you babe absolutely um when are you coming to LA next question I don't have any fucking plans on going up there honestly people are talking a lot of shit about LA right now and I'm just like I don't love LA I don't it's the type of place I've said this many times where unless unless you're in the industry and you have a legit like reason to be there and you're not going there in hopes of making it because I think that is one of the most like hard ladders to climb and it's so cutthroat and so

crazy and unless you've really got that x factor I think you're gonna it's just it's just a shitty place it's like so shitty there and like the the setup I mean it's so complicated and and crazy and there's so many people in traffic and every time I go there I'm just like oh my it's just so much so yeah unless you're like getting paid a lot and you can and you can support yourself and have that kind of like LA lifestyle like unless I could live like Kylie Jenner I wouldn't want to live there like unless I made that kind of money I just couldn't imagine so hi um see I don't really plan on going up there I usually make a few trips a year just like little weekend getaways but I don't know I know a lot of people up there but I'm just like it's just let's just

talk on the internet Shake Shack or In-N-Out they're both trash so neither I don't love either people it's like a whole like fucking internet debate I think that's some bullshit like Barstool would post about like leave a comment Shake Shack or In-N-Out they'd have a little meme to be honest like I'll get in and out every now and then I get the fucking animal style or no what do I get protein style and then I get some fries but here's the thing it's not the fries suck unless they're the only time I've been like I fuck with in and out it was the was the second time I had it yeah the second time I had it I remember the experience was so like beautiful because the fries were fresh like they were just made my they were made

for me like I asked I was very specific on the intercom I said look the last time I had your fries they were cold and they sucked please I will wait please make them fresh for me right now and they did so I only fuck within and out fries if they were just made within the last 30 seconds and yeah I'm not like obsessed and Shake Shack I've just not I haven't I don't I don't love that little bun everyone talks about that little was it a fucking potato bun I don't need a fucking potato bun it's not I don't like a squishy bun I've never had I don't like I just don't like and honestly I'll be I'll be straight up with you guys I'm not a I don't know if this is controversial but I'm not really a burger and fries bitch

i'm just not i've never really i'm not american i don't know what it is i get fucking italian with it honestly like i'm all about that pizza i'm all about that fucking pizza give me a give me a slice give me a slice give me a what's the fucking italian accent i was just trying to attempt and i sucked at and i sounded like i had a lisp hi we got a people watching moment here hi little segue little little uh pause in the episode to report we have the oh she's walking away we had a pink hat and a bun a little dad hat she had a cute workout outfit on she's getting her saturday walk on no dog today typically she has her overweight obese dog like she did yesterday which i recommended would lose some weight and then i

felt bad because i was body shaming it so there's your little intermission um but yeah anyways was I talk about hamburgers oh I was talking about being Italian some people think I'm Sicilian when I get really fucking tan the amount of people have told me I look Sicilian by Sicilians which is weird like Italian Sicilian people I used to work in an Italian restaurant and um I think they hired me because I looked Italian but I used to be brunette I'm a former brunette uh turned blonde and I still identify as a brunette I identify no I think I don't know her anymore honestly she's she's gone. Like that. I think I didn't change my hair to like change my identity this year. It wasn't like some identity crisis, but now I'm thinking about how things have played out with me

and my coming out story of being Jacqueline a hundred percent and no more bullshit, no more filters, no more fucking holding back. I'm just saying it like it is bitch. I'm just, I'm closing my eyes. I'm really feeling this moment right now. My hands are in the prayer position. I feel really close to myself right now honestly I I might be a natural brunette with blue eyes but I don't I don't know her I think that girl was lost I think she was insecure I think she was just really trying to make people like her for the wrong reasons like looking hot fuck that bitch I am so grateful for you and all those experiences because brunette Jacqueline I'm literally still closing my eyes guys this is a moment I feel am I high am I fucking high on my meds right now

dude I feel like I'm rolling this is not normal is that what antidepressants can do to you I have a low dose it's only like 20 milligrams that's what they're starting me out at and I might get that dose up that up dose dose up dude I'm a drug addict a fucking addict I'm like dude coffee and an antidepressant I'm in a fucking rave right now I'm crossing my fingers I'm rolling I'm thinking about my brunette self and just want to thank her for hanging in there sticking through it you know learning lessons because I came out on the other side as a blonde this year and I really think that it symbolizes this this next chapter of my life where I'm just fully fucking here man I'm like all I'm all in bitch this is uh this is me this is fucking me and it feels great all right

what was that question about Shake Shack? Did I fucking finish that? Dude, I think this is when I should have started the podcast. Hi, if you're tuning in now, great choice. This is when things got interesting. Cause I think finally the, the meds hit the caffeine hit perfectly and she's feeling herself. Episode 16. We're in love. Who's catching feelings. Let's do the next question. Um, do you have any tattoos? I, this is, I love when guys ask questions like you'll find out like we'll get naked and then you'll see like a little hidden tattoo or something but no I don't um I don't have tattoos I don't necessarily want them I guess like I just I've never really wanted them um I think I've been influenced by

Kim Kardashian West when she said that you never put a bumper sticker on a Bentley she's talking about her bod like she's a Bentley and you don't put a bumper sticker on that and so I think she's been um part of my she's you know I've adopted that mindset myself but I get it like I think that there's something to be said about you know keeping a clean slate keeping that shit clean and I think like I'm a very creative expressive person obviously but like I think my vibe like I could get tattoos because I think it fits my vibe but it's a slippery slope man you know me when I get obsessed with some shit I get addicted to shit bitch you're gonna podcast 70s a week for a whole fucking year you're getting a thousand podcasts in three years bitch you're getting 1805 years

we calculated that those numbers I'm a shrewd business woman and I'm breaking through the industry by um crowding everyone out by doing a daily podcast everyone is gonna be drowning in a few years but um it's a slippery slope with me so if I got tattoos I would get one and then I get a thousand and my whole body would be covered within a year so yeah I don't know it's just not my thing I just you know unless something traumatic happens maybe I'll get a little in loving memory with a tombstone or something I don't know but anyways dude when I die pickle me when I die think about that who's been pickled pickle me I don't be cremated fuck that what are you going to name your kitten um I haven't gotten my adopted my kitten yet I'm not even allowed to

have one here, which I can have a dog here, but I can't have a cat. So I'm heated. Um, it's going to, I'm trying to like work the system. It's going to be an emotional support kitten. Can't wait to pet it. I've been petting my new pillow, my new cheetah print pillow. That's really soft. And it's like my, I'm practicing how I'm going to put my kitten. But, um, today I actually thought about going to the local animal shelter just to be around the kittens, just to like get that little like butterflies in my tummy feeling. Cause I know none of them are going to be cute. Okay. they're all rescues. They're all like, just, they're all fucking like missing eyeballs. And you know, I'm such a bitch. That's so me. But like, honestly, like I've been on these really

bougie websites or bougie cat websites with like munchkin kittens and British short hairs and rag muffins and rag dolls and Maine coons. And I have a very, if I'm going to bring, if I'm going to adopt an animal, like I need it to be the cutest fucking thing of all time. I need to really take my time with it, but I don't know what I'm going to name my kitten, but I'm probably going to name it something like bitch or cunt. So I don't know, something like that. Maybe penis. If it's a boy, penis, penis, P-E-N-U-S, something like that. Hey, little cunt. That's what I'm going to name it. Dude, why can't we be British about using the word cunt? I love how they call each other cunts over there it's an it's interesting how people are so triggered

by words like I know that's so um that's so tacky of me to say that and you need to be more feminine and use better um I need to have better etiquette and posture and vocabulary what is your current current Spotify faves wait current Spotify Spotify faves slash favorite music the little box you have to answer you have to ask questions in in in this tiny so I mean like people are using broken English here I mean honestly anything I can grind to in the club or cop a feel from and cry so that's kind of like my vibe on my Spotify right now so you know little john get low it's kind of like that's my like one that's one side of things to the window to the wall that that type of shit or it's like fucking juice world crying but let me

actually look because i want to be like at some point i gotta like put on my put on my serious hat. Um, so I have, I'll read out my playlist here. Disney channel heads, of course. Um, next love classics. So on that episode or on that fucking shit on that, um, dude, are we hitting the hour mark already? Fuck. Okay. On that playlist, I got like money on my mind. Little Wayne got money little wayne t-pain lollipop little wayne static major i'm me little wayne all eyes on me tupac i get around tupac digital underground ambitious as a rita rata ambitious as a rata do for love oh oh my gosh what you want to do for love everything dear mama it's me against the world i think that's dude is this copyright oh shit wait for it

clap your hands everybody it's me against the world so good shorty want to be a thug tupac okay so this is like my next level classics throwbacks oh let's do it waka faka flame oh fucking banger party animal gucci main what else is on here ignition remix kelly i don't know why that's on there dirty diana 2012 remaster michael jackson so that's, like, one vibe, and then I have, like, okay, my summer 2020 playlist is a bunch of, like, Travis Scott, Future Drake, what else, G-Eazy, Tyga, Princess Pia Mia, shout out to you, I think you need to be more poppin' than you are, because you have the best voice of all time, throwback was Khalifa, fuckin' Chris Brown, what's on here, The Weeknd, a lot of The Weeknd, some Kendrick,

dude that's gonna save 2020 honestly if Kendrick drops an album we can all shut the fuck up about 2020 I think that's what we need where is he what's he doing Mad City one of my favorite songs so yeah that's kind of like my vibe for 2020 just like a lot of you know rap and shit then I have like on my when I want to cop a feel I want to get a little feely at my vibes playlist and oh I feel like is this part of the Q&A like you guys don't give a fuck you you like all have your own music you like a little peep um what else is on here juice world asap rocky like slower stuff slower um drake stuff on here pop smoke trippy little dirk i don't know so yeah i have like vibey stuff that's like sad on a playlist and then i have

current rap shit, Travis Scott kind of shit, Drake shit. Then I have throwback shit. That's kind of my vibe. I have so many playlists. I have a whole country playlist here called Yeehaw, my boy bands playlist. I have my puberty playlist, third burp of the podcast, third burp of the podcast. I'm collecting too much saliva. I need to sip some water. So that was kind of not the best part of the Q and a, let me move to the next question. Help me pick out a pint of Ben and Jerry's. That's a funny one. Help me pick out a pint of Ben and Jerry's someone wrote. Okay. Um, shit. Ben and Jerry's. I mean, what do I fucking fuck with? I don't know. What's the one with the pretzels in it? That one, get the one with the pretzels in it. Is it chubby hubby, chubby hubby?

I think it's chubby hubby I like that one or I like so I like chubby hubby I like um what's the other one fuck chubby hubby oh the cinnamon one I feel like that's underrated like people don't like people don't know about it the one that's cinnamony I think it's like a cinnamon roll one and then fuck I don't know I don't fuck with like I feel like a lot of people like that cherry garcia shit or that like brownie batter shit I don't know I don't like the chocolate flavor of Ben and Jerry's so anything with vanilla ice cream in it I'm like that's the better option so yeah don't get anything with a chocolate ice cream in it anyways shout out Ben and Jerry's I'll

fuck with you um have you ever been to Florida yeah I've been to Florida my family you know after after my entire childhood of bitching and complaining to my parents that I want to go to Disney World they finally bucked up and took us to or excuse me Disneyland they finally bucked up and took us to um Disney World when we were of age because apparently if we were too young they always told us I think this is because it was like expensive or something that's fucked up I love my parents they did the best they could honestly I do I'm too I think they had a good mindset about taking us to Disneyland too young is they waited until we were at the age where we'll really remember this. We'll really enjoy it. We'll be able to be independent and kind of go off

and they can hang out and we can hang out. So yeah, we went, I went when I was like 13 to Disney World for two weeks. We went to, um, every, we stayed at the Polynesian. I think it was Polynesian at, um, the Magic Kingdom. It was so cool that we went to Epcot, Animal Kingdom. Um, what was the other cool place? Universal Studios. I don't know. Um, I love, like, I think of my favorite, I think that was my favorite family trip ever. Well, it was kind of one that we waited to do for a long time, but yeah, I've been to Florida. We went to the beach, which was fun. Um, trying to think of anything juicy I could tell you about Florida I don't know I just remember like the we just had it's Disney's Disney's the shit it's it's such a the feeling in your body you get at Disney World

or Disneyland is so wholesome and pure it's just like can we be like can we just feel like this all the time you know it's it's just oh I know a story I could tell so you know those little motherfucking garbage cans that drive around that talk to you so if you know about those little fuckers they they're remote controlled and they have an intercom system on them where there's someone in proximity of the garbage can that can hear you talk to it using a little tiny um lapel mic or whatever talking under his breath and then the that translates to the um it goes to the garbage can and I think it comes out as a like a hi I'm the garbage can and it's like more fun somehow like the voice alters so I remember we were standing in line for a ride one

time and there's a little fucking garbage can rolling around talking to people and I think it was my brother or sister like we were one of them pointed out like hey look at that guy with a bag there's this guy with this like satchel this like side pouch thing what is it fucking called like think about think about a professor in college walking around campus like whatever he would be carrying as a bag so there's a guy like that with the dad hat on he's just very dad looking like black shirt you know and my sister noticed like his hand was by his mouth covering it like for the whole time like covering it like this and so we we figured out that the person he was the guy doing the voice for the fucking garbage can so yeah that's my that's my florida story

how florida is that shit how fucking florida how fucking that's not disney that's fucking florida someone in florida came up with that idea disney would just have a garbage can that is like there's a fucking algorithm inside of it there's artificial intelligence inside of it and it it can it can detect what people are saying and actually like communicate like fucking it's like the god rest in peace what's his name he was the guy with the little speech a sister god damn it he was like a scientist alan watts no fuck he was like paralyzed i think and he couldn't speak and he passed away if you know what I'm talking about you know the guy with a little computer next to him what's his name I'm not trying to be ignorant and insensitive but like that kind of system

should be should have been set up with uh fucking garbage can so it could think for itself okay next question um is a hot dog a sandwich dude a hot dog's a fucking hot dog no it's not dude the best hot dogs I feel like I don't give a fuck I'm gonna just expose myself Costco Polish dogs fuck they fuck hard like those are the best when i think of my favorite hot dog moments in my life or like yeah i'd say i'd i'd say the costco uh food court uh hot dog experience is the best one to have and i think they discontinue those because there's too many nitrates or some shit inside of them but i remember that was like so it was like a crazy news story fucking like two years ago. What's your favorite thing about London? I want to go. I've talked in the past

episodes about, um, I did my study abroad there and my fucking boyfriends are British. My first boyfriends, but by coming down from this caffeine, I got to cut this short. I think we passed an hour. Uh, favorite thing about London. Honestly, I just love that culture. I love everything about it. feels like I'm living in a movie I don't know how to explain it like it's so grand and so like beautiful the buildings the thing I love about London I'll say this um is that it's a huge city right but it's not tall everything is like all of the buildings there's some big tall buildings like the gherkin or whatever they fucking call it that looks like a pickle fucking like how the fuck do they call it a gherkin and not a pickle where the a gherkin a gherkin

I like some do you want a gherkin on your burger a gherkin you want gherkins is that what they called pickle anyways um I did have a fucking annoying phase around like 18 19 20 I'd say my British obsession phase um do the math that's when One Direction was around but where I would like I came back from London and I like used the same lingo like not even on accident like purposely like yeah I'd like um where's the fucking lift like the elevator or like the bin for the garbage. Anyways. Uh, but yeah, I like that London is it's, it's a huge city, but it feels like a bunch of small towns, like the way the boroughs are. Um, my favorite areas in London, if you want to know, like, you know, I'm not trying to be an influencer right now,

but if I could recommend you shit to do in London, um, I love like Camden. I love East London, East East Shoreditch um Brick Lane uh what's the amazing thrift shop on Brick Lane I remember what the fuck is it called I like have a bunch of old pictures from London I could look up yeah there's some great thrift shopping in East London um Hampstead the small little town in Hampstead one of my the best crepe I've ever eaten ever in my life I got in Hampstead there's a little crepe stand, Primrose Hills, the shit, you can see the whole city from it, I don't necessarily like going around the, like, central London area, where the, it's, like, more touristy, there's, you know, the Eye, the London Eye, the River Thames, and there's, like, the

theater, whatever the fuck it's called, National Theater, so when I was there, what was really cool I will say this I wanted to be a news reporter I want to do broadcasting so I went there for like journalism um classes and stuff and I'd say like the cool thing about London it's got this amazing um arts scene so I went to a lot of ballets and plays and symphony type shit it's really cool like honestly it was really cool and I also got to report on um sports stuff that's really like British so I went to Wimbledon that was fucking cool um I saw Fetter and that was bitchin and I saw Serena and uh I went to like cricket matches so I don't know London is the shit if I could live anywhere if I could pack up and move anywhere right now I go to London

for sure I think there's going to be a point in time in my life where I live there for like a few years but yeah um but my favorite what was the question my favorite thing about London just great people man great people not to not not to sound like Trump but great people it's just sweet over there I can't explain it just go um how's your mom doing how's your mom I mean my mom's doing great my maybe they're asking this because I fucking yesterday I mentioned she had breast cancer so maybe but she's I mean she's she's what's the term um cancer free I think that's the term she's doing great she was just in Alaska fishing with her boyfriend and they went out and did the

whole like uh it was like deadliest catch you know they were on boats and she's amazing like I think my mom's never been ever she's got an amazing boyfriend and she's got an amazing little place with her gardening and like she's always sending me pictures of what she's doing around the house she loves being like she loves landscaping and I know she's like a my mom's she was a she was in broadcasting and she was a news reporter and she sends us a lot of pictures of people, um, it's kind of fun, she's, like, uh, she gets, I don't know, she, like, is a little paparazzi around the town sometimes, so she'll take pictures of people and send them to us, and anyway, she's doing great, I think she just visited my brother, and my grandma went with her,

but yeah, she's doing good, thanks for asking, um, fucking breast cancer, she got that in high school when i was a junior stage three but she's uh she's doing great favorite next question favorite physical feature jesus christ i mean fuck like oh like my pinky toe i gotta wrap this bitch up in like five minutes um let's just segue this in right now let's get let's get serious because i'm a I'm a podcaster now I'm a daily podcaster I gotta promote my shit patreon.com slash tjms patreon.com slash tjms youtube search my name jacqueline monroe subscribe for the october 1st podcast drop um this podcast can be listened to anywhere podcasts are listened to okay

official shit over favorite physical feature next question um I mean fuck I'd say eyes I'd say I smile and ass I smile and ass that's probably it honestly um I have like eye sex with everything I look at I don't know what it is about me but I fucking do that for some reason so I think like I don't know like I like the fact I have blue eyes some people I forget sometimes I'll be in like in person with people and be like oh my god your eyes are so blue and I'm like well they're like dark blue but people will make a comment about my eyes my eye color and I'm like I forget not to be like super humble and like but you kind of forget

unless you're around people that like comment on it I don't know so yeah I guess my eyes my I like my smile it's fucking huge it's out of this it's just overly it's oversized um in fact funny story about how big my mouth is I had Invisalign right and I was at the dentist and they had to get so there's like levels to this shit with mouth size and doing impressions of your smile and my fucking dentist like we did we tried to do impressions for like not even kidding this whole process took two hours to take a mold of my fucking mouth it was fine because I was getting out of work for I had to like do it oh I have an orthodontist appointment this morning I'll be in at like 10 ended up being like noon anyways um I'm a shithead what was I saying oh but they had

to get out like the extra large like oh we've never had to use this on anyone before mouth molder so anyways I have a huge mouth and everything about me is oversized overactive I was a bed wetter I talked about that yesterday's podcast I'm an overthinker I have a huge mouth dude I'm passionate as fuck I like that about myself so fuck a physical feature let's talk about the important shit, I like that I'm a very passionate human being, and I'm just, like, I don't half-ass anything, I mean, yeah, I do, I can't say that, I'm not 100%, but I strive to give it my fucking all, man, I give it my all, I'm the, I'm the future female, what do I say, to piss people off, to attract the haters, a future female Howard Stern, I don't know,

next question oh can I flip this can I ask you a question what's your favorite physical feature dude on guys I love hands I love hands I love legs I'm like a leg person I think it's because a lot of the guys who date her they they are like taller so they have really nice long legs and I'm like damn but I like I like hands and legs talking to you like you're a piece of meat don't treat me like I'm a piece of meat I was thinking about that too like what I'm talking about because I'm a girl this is a girl podcast I'm a solo podcaster I'm a daily podcaster when I talk about guys I know it's like triggering to hear me have opinions and preferences about what I like in a man because some people listening are like but that's not how I look or like that's

kind of superficial or whatever you know I think it's true like everyone likes what they like but I was thinking about it, and guys are so, like, if you've ever hung out with guys, they're so, um, they talk about, like, so many details about women, and it's just, like, this, I mean, they're, they get so specific with it, and so, like, judgy about it, and, like, oh, I don't like this about her, and she has this weird thing, and it's, like, I can do it, too, okay? I can be, like, dude, if my hands are bigger bigger than yours it's a no for me dog it's a no for me um next question you got that star power what you got you letter you got that that dat star power bitch i'm a star i don't know what that means but thanks i guess um what's your favorite food slash diet oh jesus christ

um fuck favorite food I don't these are like who cares like I don't know I like everything I'm not gonna I can't put it yeah I can't if I was if someone asked me that right now I pointed a gun to my head I'd be like pizza I just like get pizza out because like I don't know what else to say but yeah I'm on I'm on the border with fucking tacos and pizza no I'm like a burrito bitch over tacos burrito or fucking pizza but like who I don't know I like everything um my diet oh Jesus I mean like everyone knows Jacqueline gained 20 pounds I talk about every fucking podcast but I'm not like I don't want to talk about like I think if we've learned anything over social media over the course of time now it's like do what works for you like

don't try to take recommendations from other people because it's not help like I don't think it's helpful to tell you guys what I eat every day I mean sure what the fuck who the fuck it's not that serious but like I know what it's like to be influenced by someone else's diet and like think that what you're doing is not right because of how they eat and it's like making you think that you're not being healthy and it's like this whole weird thing and we have this insane like everyone has like an eating disorder now because everyone is like afraid of you know the whole keto movement made everyone afraid of carbs and it's like don't eat sugar and don't eat meat and be vegan. So everyone's so fucking confused. And I know I've totally been like that. Oh fuck.

I even got sucked into the body positive movement. And I'm like, you know what, bitch, that doesn't work for me. It doesn't work for me. I want to look hot as fuck at all times. And I just can't let myself go. It's okay, honey. You can, you can love yourself. If you gain 20 pounds, you'll like, it's fine. Just accept it. No bitch. I'm not, I'm not chilling with it. I'm not loving it. Okay. So do what works for you. If the body positive movement is your, if that's your thing, do what, do it, whatever makes you happy, but why am I doing a rant now, like, I'm literally going from, I don't want to talk about my diet, because I don't want to influence you, to now I'm just bitching about gaining weight, and the body positive movement, it's not, I'm not blaming

them, but I'm saying it totally impacted me, because I was, like, it was a slippery slope, I'm, like, I'm gaining weight, but I'm, like, I'm supposed to, like, be okay with this, whatever, I was small as fuck a couple years ago, and I was kind of, like, toxic, because I wasn't eating, because I was in this crazy-ass relationship, but, yeah, anyways, um, but, like, today, I'll just tell you, like, what I'm about to eat, um, fucking, probably oatmeal, I usually eat, like, oatmeal, you have, like, a big-ass fucking salad for lunch, uh, I love apples, I eat apples, like, every day, love apples, and they're coming back in season for fall, oh, my God, I can't wait to have, like, my honey crisp apples with my almond butter, um, what else do I eat, dinner time, some sort of, like,

I'll have, like, potatoes and a protein, or, like, I don't fucking know, rice and veggies and protein, and then I'll have, like, ice cream, um, I don't know, what else do I eat, maybe this is helpful, fuck it, oh I just got this protein pancake stuff maybe I'll make those this morning oh I eat a lot I will say this I eat a lot of um fucking what's it called eggs and egg whites I love it I put egg whites in my oatmeal it's so good um I feel awkward I don't want to influence people but here's the thing let me look at my note here's I think I wrote something kind of insightful about influencing people so this podcast is gonna be an hour and a half suck it up bitch uh stay with me

now drinking the the melted ice coffee part of my drink a guy outside with a weighted vest running hills go fuck yourself i'm kidding i'm good for you happy saturday get it turn and burn bitch um i was gonna say something because i wrote on my a little note here. This job, like I said, this is psycho to me that people think that podcasting is hard. Cause I'm literally, I'm literally jotting shit down on a note and then I'm pressing record and I'm opening my mouth. That's it. So I jotted this note down yesterday and it's like, um, who the fuck names a show after themselves? That's what I wrote on a note. I mean, yeah, fucking the Jacqueline Monroe show. I don't know. Monroe and show rhyme, I guess. But like, look,

I'm trying to become a household name. I'm a shrewd businesswoman. I'm trying to break in this industry. I'm trying to become a household name like Abraham Lincoln, okay? Say Abraham Lincoln, a little light goes off in your fucking head, and you're like, oh, I know who that is. So when you hear Jacqueline Monroe, because I named my show the Jacqueline Monroe Show, you'll instantly go, oh yeah, I know that bitch. She's got a podcast. See? Psychology. science anyways that wasn't what I was going to talk about I was going to talk about influencing um anyways I think

oh I was going to talk about how I unfollowed a lot of people a lot of influencers or I'm just like I can't for in order for me to be fully authentic I can't it's really hard for me to keep watching and supporting what I don't really agree with at this point so if I'm talking about how I'm sick and tired of influencers like sharing redundant obvious unnecessary information I just can't look at that anymore like I just I'm really getting disciplined about it and I'm like stop following them and being annoyed just unfollow them so I unfollowed a bunch of people because I'm really trying to come into my own and be 100% authentically me and share my thoughts with you guys and the thing is this oh I know what I wanted to say I don't want to be another

influencer that comes on a podcast and shares like this is what you need to do to achieve this this is what you need to do to have this this is what you need to buy here and I've identified the fact that I want you guys to ask yourselves questions. I want you guys to ask yourselves questions. When you come on this podcast, whatever I say, I don't want it to like influence a purchase. I don't want it to influence a routine, a change in your habits. Like I don't want it to do anything like that because enough influencers out there are doing it. So whatever I say, I want it to make a question, a light bulb go off in your head and I want you to question your behavior. I want you to question your opinions. I want you to question,

because I think that's, I mean, questions are everything. Like if you pay attention to really, really, and I'm trying to be like, I am a genius too. But honestly, if you, if you watch really smart people and if you, if you pay attention to people that um change the world and everything they ask everything starts with a question it's so important to ask questions so i think in order for the behavior to change and for i'm using a lot of hand motions right now for the culture of influencing people and consumerism and product plugging all this shit because it's this crazy trap everyone's in with um you know their career depends on swipe ups and clicks and links and affiliate links and buy this buy that i know

that's my fucking this is the thing too I'm so conflicted because that's probably the next shit in my journey I'm being honest about that like I understand when I start running ads and when I start having a shit like that's gonna be a challenge for me and like it's so hard but I'm like the whole point of me saying this is if people started to question their behaviors of like buying into things and buying into like the hype around um like fucking drinking a lot of water every day and like buying a product that like is going to change your life or changing this habit or doing this morning routine and they they constantly like or they do a new um they start a new business because this is the new thing to do or buy this doubt this outfit like

I blocked or I can't I um yes yesterday on the the YouTube uh rant I did on my fucking Instagram story a girl was doing like a fall outfit thing and I'm like dude it's a it's same same shit different year hey the temperature drops put on a scarf put on some boots and put on a fucking sweater okay this isn't groundbreaking information so like it's people's hobbies it's people's creative outlet I get it like I love fashion like I get it but I'm kind of at this point now where I think we need to why am I trying to change the world right now I'll be serious whatever um I just want people to start going like stop getting so high on their own supply of like influencing and having nice little new shit all the time and PR packages

and it's just like it's so the turnover is too fast it's too insane um there's a I'm nostalgic for the past I'm nostalgic for simpler times that are not about like perfect like the curated lifestyle and your whole like reality is edited because you're I don't know anyways what else did I write on here this is a two-hour fucking podcast it's gonna be an hour and a half I'm thinking if I stop this in seven minutes I think it's an hour and a half dude I bet it's sad I bet people think it's sad that I sit in my apartment and make comments and judge other like people like they probably like dude like this is actually sad but I think it's important list the thing there's some people in the world that be to their own fucking drum they're a little bit on their own thing in

their own corner and I think it's important for me to do this right now I think the timing is really great I think that we're in this really unique situation with the world world and I'm gonna be happy and I already know this because I think it's already happened and it's just in the future but I think I'm gonna be really happy that I decided to use my voice and speak up and talk about things in a time that's unprecedented and it's so great like it's so I've never felt this kind of vibe about the world in my entire life so anyways yeah I know maybe it's sad I'm alone doing my solo podcast and I'm critiquing influencers but like hey the good thing is I'm probably saying things that other people think and they're like oh

like finally someone said it I don't have a platform to say it or or it's the opposite where it's like people that are like oh I've never thought of that before or like oh or they're like I fucking disagree with you so that's great everything is good you know what all opinions are I accept everyone just um another consistent theme I always carry through the podcast is to have conversations with people that disagree with you so I'm all for it we're all trying to grow and learn and be happy and have a great life this is a Saturday podcast Q&A that just turned into a self-help session oh my god everything I fucking say and do is projecting so um don't take anything like oh here's another note I wrote I'm chewing ice um

okay so when I do my video podcast on October 1st I'm already thinking about like my uniform what's my aesthetic you know what I mean like how am I going to show up in like on camera and I keep thinking about like the hottest people in the world right now are those guys in the gym with the big headphones on and their hats you know what I mean so I'm thinking about it I'm like I got this pop star microphone pop star microphone um it's got the head like kind of bigger headphones on the side so if I wear a baseball cap and this I'm gonna look so hot so what I'm thinking is like I I want you guys to send me a selfie or send me pictures of hot guys in the gym you don't even have to be in the gym maybe you could just be rocking the headphones

in your in your crib but like that's the fucking vibe I want I want like a big ass like pair of headphones fourth burp of the podcast um am I counting right did I skip a number was that the third or the fourth but yeah send me pictures or like if you know what I'm talking about you know what I'm talking about. I feel like the girls, guys probably think there's two girls with big headphones and their hat on at the gym. It's so hot. There's something about it. Something about it. So yeah, I'm thinking about that's going to be my new, it's going to be my look. It'll start like an Instagram account of like hot boys in the gym with headphones. I don't know. Um, what else did I write here? Some umpapa pins. These are umpapa pins guys. So my umpapa pins for the

podcast today are, um, I don't get the Peloton hype, unpopular opinions, Peloton hype. I don't really get it. You know what I mean? Like sitting in a, in the same position on a bike, you know, like peddling your vagina raw every day or your balls raw on a seat and getting sweaty inside. it sounds like so just like like you're forcing yourself to do it because peloton is it's hypey right now like i get it like people need a place to work out especially in these unprecedented times but like yo the gyms are back open go on a bike ride get a bike i don't get it um but you know what that's coming from a former bicyclist a former road cyclist i used to do this stp i think I've done that now four times not to like toot my own horn but that's the Seattle to Portland ride

you do it um it's like 200 miles so I I'm a former cyclist and I really want to get my bike back from my mom's house um but yeah I don't get like I just don't understand the stationary peloton bike thing maybe it's fun maybe I'm just I need to get I don't know ride a bike just go on a bike ride um oh another on pop a pin bushy eyebrows I don't get it yeah this whole like bushy eyebrow thing I don't know I don't know if I'm not like I don't love it it's like weird like the eyebrows that are like you basically like some people are laminating them I think it's called you laminate your eyebrows and then they stick straight up and they're really bushy or like you wax like you take wax and push them up I don't know I think that I think that it's just

like I don't know I don't I saw someone in person with really bushy eyebrows like that and they were like wax the fuck sure it was like you could tell there's something holding them holding them in place and it just looked kind of off I don't know but shout out to Brooke Shields everyone's trying to be like you but you know what it's okay to just rock what you got I haven't been wearing makeup I've been just like letting my fucking shit fly and it feels good um anyways I don't really like yeah I'm not really I don't know if I like the bushy eyebrow trend and it's different than like the 2000 I'd say like I'd say from like 2015 no like 2000 yeah like 2000 no early 2012 to like 2019 there was a bushy eyebrow vibe or trend that was like it was like a consistent thing

where now it's taking it to another level where it's like really bushy so I think we all need to landscape a little better and just like wear eyebrows like we did in 2019 okay I'm coming down from the coffee let me think I got one more sip happy Saturday Q&A great episode you learned a lot I don't know I'm just doing it on Saturday because I'm like here's something consistent I can do every week I was gonna do like a weekly recap on Saturday but I think that's boring so Q&A it is Sunday cast tomorrow then we have a whole new week ahead of seven more fucking podcasts dude I'm on episode 16 I'm on episode like 16 days and it's bullshit honestly like the fact now i'm just hanging out with myself but like the fact

that i jot down some notes i put on my little headset drink some fucking coffee lube myself up get you guys in your feels i just open my mouth and press record get you guys in your feels for like an hour and a half and upload it to the internet and it's just like bullshit how is this I don't know am I talented oh yeah that's what I wanted you guys to do let me know if I'm talented because I don't like I feel like this is the most nonsense like like should I tell better stories I think I need to tell more stories this is all about like you know sharing my hero's journey but I think if I told longer form stories where I picked a topic

and I'm like okay I'm gonna take you through start to finish like on this day this happened and I want to talk about it and then I talk about like when I woke up and then I could like really paint a picture because I really want you guys to get like so immersed in your imagination it's like reading a book and you're in you're painting a picture as you as you listen to me so something I want to work on in future episodes maybe I'll hit hit this um or I'll get there by like episode 92 but I'm gonna tell like a long story like a little bedtime story maybe Sundays I do bedtime stories so I record it at like night and I'm like go to sleep go to sleep I don't know okay so I think that's enough I think that's like an hour and a half shit I can't get it under an hour

anyways have a great Saturday um I'm gonna probably go pet some kittens um get another iced coffee in my body um and yeah getting serious for the end right here patreon.com slash tjms youtube.com and just like type my name subscribe for the October 1st podcast video launch dude my studio is looking sweet I can't wait for you guys to see it um what else I hope you're happy and fulfilled I always say that have a great Saturday I love you guys I'll talk to you tomorrow okay bye