The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 160- Cheese And Crackers

Episode Date: February 12, 2021

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Hey guys, happy Thursday. It's episode 160. Welcome back to the show! hey everybody what's up it's Jacqueline welcome back to the show happy Thursday happy Thursday everybody yeah hit that subscribe button hit that subscribe button I'm here seven days a week guys I am okay I want to make this podcast worth your time I want to bring the energy bring the entertainment bring the I don't know the content but um I feel like there are fucking boulders on my eyeballs like they feel so heavy um I was trying to watch the Elon Musk Rogan uh episode tonight and every two seconds I was closing one eye and checking my vision and then I was closing the other eye and checking my vision and it's all fucking blurry

and I don't know what's happening but I got this new lash serum and I think I'm going blind so the heaviness on my eyes is making me feel tired but I'm going to push through that as a podcast that's going to bring all the energy and just like ignore the fact that I feel like my eyes are trying to shut and I need to go to sleep so uh I've never talked that fast on this podcast I think I'm just you know what here's what's happening here's what's happening I'm uh I feel like okay I know it's 160 episodes I feel like I need to um be a professional at some point, you know, what would Beyonce do? She would never call attention to her issues and say that, uh, she's her, she's got blurry vision on stage or her

fucking microphone. She just does her job and she just shows up and you know what? I'm not even a big fan of Beyonce. You know what? Should we get into this? Should I just go off topic or pick a segment and hit on or hit at home right now? Yeah. I've never really been on the Beyonce train to be honest. I've never understood the hype. I mean, obviously she's insanely talented, but I know there's just something there as a kid I was always like uh or like as a high school when I was in high school um I just like I think it was her why am I going okay guys first of all the first thing I want to say on this episode um I'm this this hey hey hey hey the issue is the issue today is I posted on Instagram that I did 160 episodes and decided to record the episode

after I posted it and I feel pressure now like I don't know like I made it a thing because I posted on Instagram that I have a podcast 160 episodes and I'm like unprepared no notes I'm just I'm it's nighttime it's going on 9 p.m. and the first thing I wanted to say today is that I realized my uh I was I was just like at a fucking what do you call it a loss of words I had a lot of words on yesterday's podcast about um racism against Asians in America and how the hate crimes have gone up like 2,000 percent over the last year and all this stuff I was going on and on and on about it in my opinions and I realized Jacqueline maybe they're experiencing that because it came out of China and so there's a lot of dumb shit people out there thinking oh

my gosh Asians are bad because we got the fucking virus from China and then they loop in or they like throw all Asians from every country in one bucket and so it doesn't matter if you're from China, Thailand, Japan, Vietnam like whatever you're fucking getting discriminated against whatever so I just want to say that I realized that after the episode I'm like oh well that makes sense oh but again nothing I'm okay just listen to yesterday's episode I don't want to I just don't want to go there um and then today I was supposed to tell you guys all about working at an antique consignment store I was gonna tell you the story of my uh store manager job where I uh took in women's clothes like they'd show up to the store with fucking garbage bags full of

their closet clothes clothes from their okay closet clothes are clear I have no beverage you know what we're taking a break I need nothing sparkling left I have almond milk guys I have almond milk and apple cider vinegar and uh no I will not be drinking alcohol on a school night so I will not be pouring myself a drink right now I'm just getting some tap water so yeah these women would clear out their closets and come into the consignment store with garbage bags and my job like I ran the whole store there are no other employees so I would dig through their clothes I'd pick stuff out I'd price it I'd um you know keep a there's like a computer I kept all their clothes and all the SKU numbers on and um I would pay them if they

sold stuff they'd come in and collect their money for like what they're um what they made off okay so yeah I was gonna tell the story about doing that in college but um to be honest I am enticed by I just went on BuzzFeed and I was like oh new items at Trader Joe's and I feel like a lot of my listeners are Trader Joe's shoppers and I thought you know what instead of uh doing what I said yesterday and talking about the antique store job I thought what are better what a better way to waste people's time and confuse them, uh, then talk about the new items at Trader Joe's and my opinions about what these are probably going to be like. Um, oh, before I get into this again, no notes, uh, fucking boulders on my eyes. I, it's one of those days I, guys, I need to go to,

I need to go to like a rehabilitation center for my fucking, here's where I'm at. Here's where I'm like I said Jimmy's Jimmy's my new puppy my new golden retriever and my life is a hundred percent different and I don't think I've handled myself very well um as a as a like as a adult with shit to do and things to get done and like uh discipline around sleep schedules and like I literally was in my pajamas all day I like woke up and I just started working didn't even wash my face I had the most disgusting day today of like I'm so tired I don't want to do anything I just want to like be a zombie and drink coffee and stare at my laptop and sit I was literally on clubhouse at all hours I'm still on it now on mute sucking people's I'm on uh I'm in

a parking spot as they say on clubhouse follow me at club jacqueline um you just park when people follow you and you get you know it's guys gary v said it like when i started listening to gary v like fucking six years ago and i know he's extreme with what he says but he did say audio is the future audio everyone's gonna it's double down on audio audio audio audio audio audio and here we go fucking addicted to clubhouse everyone is we're all junkies it's like the most like I'm in a room today with a woman like someone so many levels above me on stage and I'm like what is my life like how am I connecting and talking to all these cool people now it's like do you have they're so accessible it's like you're on the phone with top thought leaders uh founders

entrepreneurs like podcast hosts entertainers comedians like whatever they're all there and you can just like talk to them so um yeah I was on clubhouse all day I was like in my I was just like in my pajamas uh like it's like fucking five minutes ago I finally picked out the boogies in my eyes from waking up this morning like that's how I feel not really but um I did floss my teeth twice today. I did floss my teeth twice. So anyways, I don't know. Um, did I say I got an iPhone 12? I know you're waiting for the Trader Joe's thing, but I'm just like, dude. Okay. I don't know what to do. What do I talk about? I got an iPhone 12. Okay. I'm just gonna do the Trader Joe's thing um did I mention my clubhouse at club Jacqueline please follow me I'm desperate

I want to get it I want to be clubhouse I want to be like a a known clubhouse moderator person or whatever the fuck they're called like I just want to be I just want to be like a cool girl on clubhouse I want to be fucking I want to be like a I don't know I want to be in like a cool cool cool girl club whatever the fuck it's called oh i was in a clubhouse or like how do we become fuck boys how do we become the fuck boys of clubhouse like tiktok the tiktok sway house fucking um like cody co is saying that he's like how do i become a fuck boy on clubhouse it's gonna be that that's it's gonna turn in like it's gonna turn into how tiktok is there's gonna be like pockets of like crews that come on and talk shit and they're gonna have like

i don't know it's not that kind of app though it's really not it's honestly just a bunch of people trying to help each other out and it's so amazing so all right trader joe's has a ton of new winter items you're gonna want it and you're gonna want to stock up all right no shit magnificent sauce a tangy sauce of secret proportions and that's looking like special sauce you get on a hamburger at a fucking burger joint it's just like the mayo and the the ketchup combined right with a little bit of like paprika did I get it right oh blend of ketchup mayo relish and mustard I fucked up relish and mustard is uh also in there cool some stupid fucking bolognese tomato and beef pasta sauce they're putting beef in that jar I don't know

about that I've always been uneasy about that like my mom never bought chef boyardee ravioli for us for school lunches but I was always like confused when a kid in my class would have that can and then I know there was ground beef in it somehow not going bad and they were it was edible and as a kid I was always I was like spam even tuna like I just always thought like how is this room temp and just sitting in a can how does that technology work and I don't know how I feel I'm kind of queasy about beef you guys know I'm a mediator I I'm a former vegan I'm a recovering vegan what do they call it I'm fucking uh yeah like I'm I had to unlearn all those dumb shit like freely freely banana girl eat fruit all day and then eat fucking potatoes at night and like

don't eat anything else but like anyway so yeah I like was vegan for so long and I it was easy to switch over like it was a natural I literally was like I like meat I feel better when I eat meat and then I switched but it was a weird learning curve of like getting out of that after a few years and you're like oh I don't know so but yeah beef in a jar a bolognese in a jar I don't know it's 2021 I trust the technology I'm sure that fucking lid is sealed nice and tight $3.99 sesame teriyaki chicken wing sections I feel like this is something they carry all the time I don't care British mustard and ale cheddar cheese now this fucks I can already tell we got sprinkle it's kind of got um speckles all over it that's

when you know cheese is good it's got speckles on it and I see they've staged the picture they've put it in a fucking cast iron skillet full of um looks like chili with some cilantro on top there's cornbread on the side I like where this is going Trader Joe's I want to try that guys here's my challenge for the weekend uh why am I opening my messages force quit um I need to get out in public clearly a bitch is going crazy cooped up inside with a puppy and she has her only social interaction is fucking listening to people on clubhouse okay i know i know where i know who i am okay i am as gary v would say not to bring him up again uh that obnoxious fucking amazing person he the obnoxious amazing person he is would be like

self-awareness that's good jacqueline's good to have extreme self-awareness so i am self-aware that um a bitch is going crazy she's cooped up with a puppy and she doesn't go out she gets her everything delivered she hasn't been in the store grocery shopping she hasn't been running errands going out in public for about a month now and it's time so my personal uh the challenge i want to do this weekend is i want to go to trader joe's and trader joe's and buy some uh fucking british mustard and ale cheddar cheese and go in there and leave the puppy in the crate and i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna do it i i can do it oh dark dark chocolate drizzled plantain chips pass now if those were over a fucking potato chip

absolutely but a plantain chip no thanks i don't like uh I remember like I was on a diet once one of thousands I'm sure in my lifetime at this point as a woman who gives a fuck about looking good um and feeling good but looking good why else am I here okay um I was eating a lot of like bananas like these dull freezer section it was like a hundred calories and they were dipped in chocolate and then that would be like dessert instead of having like my usual half a pint of Ben and Jerry's it'd be like a fucking uh banana dipped in chocolate and I'm just like it I don't I don't know if I like that combo I don't know if I like that combo I'm not I like a banana in a

smoothie you know I'll I do that and I like bananas alone with oh my god fuck yeah like a banana with um anything like almond butter with fruit you know what I mean like even bananas apples oh I need to go to Trader Joe's but I will not be getting getting these uh plantain chips is that oh it's not plantation chips I was like do they have to change the name of that plantation chips guys I heard that California is spending so like schools are closed teachers aren't getting paid all this shit but they're spending 13 million or billion what's the difference on changing the names of schools across california that are uh politically incorrect and they are offensive for example there is an abraham lincoln school they're

changing the name of because abraham lincoln apparently didn't do enough for the slaves he didn't do enough what he did wasn't good enough so they're gonna change the fucking name of the school from a former president to whatever the fuck they'll probably name it joe biden so that's happening currently i heard this little rumor on tiktok heard this little rumor i don't know if it's a fact but i trusted this guy had white hair he was old and he was talking about so i trust him and i guess like yeah they're spending all these fucking tax dollars on that shit what the fuck okay next the Trader Joe's we got guys I don't I like this topic I'm into it um non-dairy okay oh I don't like oat milk this is a non-dairy chocolate oat beverage

okay so I was gonna name that Trader Joe's call it chocolate oat milk three words non-dairy chocolate oat beverage chocolate oat milk I don't like oat beverage I don't like that how that flows when I say it um it's milk we all call it just because like we're all on the same page in 2021 that milk uh almond milk soy milk cashew milk hemp milk oat milk it's all milk we know it's not from a cow you don't have to call it like non like a beverage oh my god oh my god whenever I go okay okay okay whenever I'm at a juice place or a I guess like a healthy food place and I'm looking up at their um like it's gonna have this is the kind of place that's gonna have of course coffee options but then it's gonna have like a

golden milk latte okay it's gonna have a golden milk latte but they're calling it they're spelling it milk and I get like I get like my toes curl under when I say this ah it's like m y l k milk I hate it I hate it I get so fucking annoyed like it's we get it it's not a dairy it's not from a dairy cow we understand that it's a milk like it's a fuck I don't know this whole place is vegan of course it's not gonna be but they spell it like that or there's like what other no I feel like that's the word that just sends me fucking over the bridge all right um but yeah all right I yeah I was gonna say I don't like oat milk I'm not a big fan to be honest for

like I know that's a thing for coffee but um like a new thing because of Oatly there's like a documentary about Oatly on YouTube about that um like the boom of oat milk or whatever and it's like a billion dollar business fucking check it out okay there's some like rice cauliflower of course oh iced raspberry and cream cheese danish strip my fat ass is like fuck the cauliflower rice I want that danish it comes in a strip that's dangerous you gotta have if that comes in one piece that's a bad sign for Jacqueline I need that sliced pre-sliced and pre-packaged I cannot buy that. Um, but that looks fucking good. Aromatherapy mood odyssey essential oil roller blends. What the mood, mood odyssey. We're going

to go on a mood odyssey with fucking Trader Joe's here. A roller. This is cute. This is cute. Aroma, aroma, aroma, aromatherapy. Why can't I fucking say it? Aromatherapy essential oil roller blends okay cool chili spiced pineapple okay how do I feel about this combining chili spice with pineapple it's like when you put tahin tahin on everything it's kind of the same fucking thing like tahin on watermelon tahin I love that shit um tahin and lime on uh lime juice on watermelon oh my like give me a summer day right now wait it's I live in California it's San Diego it's always sunny but it's fucking cold lately guys I need to socialize what the fuck everyone is out of

control in a minute all right sparkling apple cider vinegar beverage fucking beverage again gluten-free cinnamon coffee cake muffins I will be purchasing those look dry in the picture almond butter almonds wait what the fuck okay now I'm now I'm excited are you guys a peanut butter bitch or an almond butter bitch I need to stop touching the microphone I flip-flop um but yeah I like almond butter I feel like yeah I'm I feel like I lean closer to almond butter than peanut butter on this on the spectrum um but yeah these are covered in almond butter and they're almonds that's interesting just cover them in chocolate be normal like I feel like that's gonna be gross but there's speckles on them so

that means they're gonna be fucking good what did I say about that fucking cheese I need to stop swearing oh and okay this is why I love Trader Joe's they got a new uh seasoning blend Cuban style citrusy garlic seasoning blend a bright citrus and aluminum blend what is that allium allium a bright citrus and allium blend with salt see you got to stock up on that everything but the bagel that chili lime that uh what's the other oh the 21 seasoning salute the ghost pepper, and I guess now the, oh, the onion, the sour cream, what the fuck is it called, I don't know, I just love that, that seasoning section, oh, the mushroom umami, umami seasoning is really good, all right, Aussie style chocolate cream sandwich cookies, okay, there's so many

things here I don't know how long this list is fermented black garlic oh that's good for your gut I do know that uh I had an issue one time and I was researching gut health for a good good minute and I learned about fermented black garlic anything fermented is good for your gut that was a dark time that was a while ago Dorothy's holy smoke soft ripened cheese I don't know do I like soft cheese do I like soft cheese I've never like eaten the microphone while I'm talking about uh shit uh like guys it's in my mouth like oh okay I'm just trying to get the position right yeah like I like a soft cheese I like a camembert a camembert around uh the holiday season alfredo sauce with lemon okay um breaded fried ravioli speaking of

chef boyardee they got fucking breaded fried ravioli for sale for how much is it probably too much it's probably like four dollars way too much for that that wouldn't be good not from trader joe's like there's certain things i can just see the package in the picture and i'm like yeah that's not gonna be good you'd be like Jacqueline well isn't ravioli good and everything fried is good no like anything fried in a bag like the only so if it's frozen and fried I want dino nuggets or fish sticks or fucking yeah but like if you're making me chicken strips if you're making me fried ravioli like this picture here if you're making me french fries if you're me like it's best fried and then eaten

within seconds out of the fryer but any like like i can do yeah like a breaded fish a fried fish what the fuck am i saying fish sticks i'm just thinking of childhood dino nuggets fish sticks what else got fried in the freezer i don't know that was like once every seven years in my household because my mom but we did get otter pops i mean she was cool about that but it was a rare moment we actually we actually did buy deep fry for deep fryer um that was one of our favorite gathering or things we did let me tell a story so we got a deep fryer when I was like I think I was in about like fourth or fifth grade and it was like I don't know every like maybe like once a month once every two months we'd go to the we go to Safeway the grocery store

where I lived and or wherever we go to any grocery store Jacqueline it doesn't matter what girl like we of course you got it at the grocery store and we'd buy the fucking Pillsbury crescent roll dough no it wasn't made for donuts the biscuit dough we buy that Pillsbury biscuit dough that you have to like pop on the countertop on the side on the edge and it blows up and it's fucking well actually that's not supposed to happen but I almost do that every time because as you unwrap it sometimes it won't go so you have to hit it on the counter so do you guys know what that is that uh that tube that's surprise it's like a fucking jack-in-the-box you peel off the the label and then it un it like pops open and then you have dough inside so yeah we'd buy those and then we'd we had like a giant

vat of fucking canola oil or some like terrible oil probably not canola it was probably peanut oil yeah peanut oil from like Costco I'm pretty sure the deep fryer was a Costco purchase too and anyways we'd like get that dough we'd get a cinnamon sugar plate we get a glaze going with a little powdered sugar and fucking milk and vanilla or whatever and then we'd get um sprinkles whatever we wanted to top it with and yeah we just took that those biscuit uh chunks out of that too we'd form uh balls and we'd form uh donut shapes obviously we're making donuts Jacqueline what are you fucking saying I okay I'm gonna stop this is the official park it stop swearing okay we would it's because I'm just kind of like heavy-eyed and tired and I just I don't know one of those

episodes uh and we deep fry them okay and then that is like the best thing ever like deep fried donuts and then you eat them like right away oh my god so yeah that was a ritual we used to do as family we also did like a wing thing one time like this is a random memory I don't know why this is now a food episode but I was like I literally clicked I typed in buzzfeed.com and this was like the second, uh, article was like new items at Trader Joe's. And I was like, you know, fuck it. People like food. People like, it's just, I don't know. Thursday night drinking water, drinking tap water. And I'm going blind. This is the, and I'm talking about food. I don't know. Literally while I'm in clubhouse, am I, am I, um, am I, am I mic'd up on my

on stage I get so much anxiety when I'm on stage and there's like that microphone button I'm like I always think someone's gonna or it's like it's gonna um go on and I'm like yelling at Jimmy or something or he's barking or I'm whatever okay so we have uh ducka the next item is called ducka take a hunk of crusty bread dip it in olive oil and then in ducka a nut and spice blend net weight 3.3 ounces that's a hefty fucking looking jar i just swore again um no clue what that is but it looks like oh this is like when you go oh my god so when you go to a nice dinner somewhere and there's bread olive oil and um balsamic you know italian whatever the fuck i feel like this this ducka is like the little

sometimes there's like chunks in that oil i feel like that's what this is no clue honestly that was actually those chunks i think are garlic and like chilies so I fucked up Calabrian chili Calabrian how what I've never this is like it should say it no no no no no I wish this would be hilarious it was a typo I think it's Colombian I think it's Colombian tomato dumpling soup Colombian Calabrian it's Cala C-A-L-A Brian B-R-I-A-N Calabrian Calabrian Calabrian Calabrian Calabrian chili tomato soup tomato soup with dumplings and Calabrian chili peppers oh that's why okay I don't care oh you guys know my opinion about soup fuck it I hate soup I like beef stew I like chili I like a hearty soup like ramen you know there's

noodles there there's a lot of meat going on there's food to eat within that broth thin bisques fucking tomato soup just like eating to me like tonight for dinner we're gonna have tomato soup and you're just like holding a bowl of liquid with no chunks no texture it's just fucking tomato soup like obviously i understand people they dunk their grilled cheese in it it's like a thing, okay, no, but just, actually, I don't know, there are some really fire soups, like, I don't know, all right, mint flavored dog treats, oh, oh, they've got their heart shape for Valentine's Day, or should I say Galentine's Day, singles awareness day everything but the bagel seasoning it's what what's the date today how many days do

we have left to find a valentine fucking four three it's february 11th 12 13 14 three days let's go sunday valentine's galentine's every oh oh oh shit guys we got red alert everything but the bagel seasoned kettle chips I'm gonna just call it now out of this list I'm sure these are the most worth it things to buy at Trader Joe's right now like that everything but the bagel I mean I'm putting that on everything everything is getting everything but the bagel in my kitchen and I have actually yeah when I think about it I've put I've put it on chips. I've sprinkled everything but the bagel on chips. I sprinkled it on popcorn, popcorn, popcorn, popcorn, corn. So that's probably really good. Now, if it's stuck on

it nicely, because I feel like that, that they probably, I don't know, whatever. That looks good. There's like a few more here and then I'll talk about whatever. Sumo citrus. okay there's what a waste of time there's literally oranges at trader joe's that's not exciting there's always oranges something heart-shaped dry shampoo oh these look like footballs what the fuck middle eastern inspired inspired stuffed meatball they're football shaped made with beef beef cracked bulgur wheat onions and seasoning now again this is something I'm looking at the package I'm noticing this is definitely in the freezer

section and I'm not excited um yeah I'm not a big fan like I don't know there's a lot of like pre-made stuff at Trader Joe's that has a like everyone loves it it's like frozen you just pop it in the oven pop in the microwave whatever and it's like everyone loves it I'm like I haven't had a I haven't had an experience with something from Trader Joe's that's like like usually it's like whoa this cheese is really cool or whoa um maybe like a couple times in the bakery i'll find something that's like insane like there's this um thing around thanksgiving that's like a pie but it's not a pie i always like um or i don't know whatever like i just don't have a good experience with the uh the frozen foods but anyways these look like footballs in their

Middle Eastern. That's cool. Okay. I think that's about it, guys. Yeah. Do you have a... Wait. Do you have a... Okay. I want to say this in the correct inflection. Do you have a favorite new Trader Joe's product that wasn't mentioned? Tell me in the comments below. Here's this. I love it when people sound off on BuzzFeed comments. Would also recommend the new patisserie chocolate cake. It is so delicious and indulgent. I usually don't like chocolate cake because it can be dry, but this cake is so good. Next comment. 12 minutes ago. These are current. They also had a ton of new spicy seasonings and oil. I had to tell myself to get one at a time so I don't go broke buying all their new stuff. I snagged the

Magnificence right away. It's a great hack for In-N-Out. Cool. All right. There's the main chunk of this episode done. Fucking new Trader Joe's products. I need to get to the grocery store. I bought an office chair today. I did buy an office chair. Hold on. What else can I tell you? What's tomorrow? Friday? Where's my planner? Let me see what I did. yeah uh I need to get to the grocery store this weekend I need to get Jimmy to the beach or something I just like need to get him out in a new environment I want to socialize him I want him to be around other dogs like what is he three months old I'm calling it like he's vaxxed he's good um obviously I'm not going to be an idiot with him in public places but I definitely need to

get him out he's getting a lot more confident on the leash so when we um go outside it's not this like shock he's in anymore where he's just sitting there like I don't know what to do wait I run oh I run next to you I walk by you oh like now he kind of leads the way he kind of gets it so um I want to take him out this weekend um I need to find a valentine this weekend and I have three days so that's going to be a challenge uh for me to say to turn it's not you're probably thinking oh it's gonna be hard for you to find one no the opposite it's gonna be hard for me to the like the amount of people and the time it's gonna take to turn down is gonna be probably all of my next three days like it's gonna be a lot so there's that um but yeah I bought an office chair I

decided you know what it's time for a new chair because I have this um old vintage like I call it my Benjamin Franklin chair it's like Victorian-y it's got like curvy feet uh I'm kind of over it I'm like, I, my back's starting to hurt. I'm like, I need something with lumbar support and something from amazon.com or, you know, office Depot, like something modern and not built in the 1800s. So I bought it. I got a white office chair. It reminded me of what office chair I used to sit in a couple of years ago. And I remember how, like, I looked forward to sitting down and I was in an office place where that was like reprimanded. Like, Oh my God, sitting is bad. standing desk only don't work and like don't work at a desk all day and say like that's terrible

and I would like I would I remembered I okay I remember I remembered I look forward to sitting because that chair was so nice and I think I bought the same one so guys chairs are not the price I thought they were like I thought in a leather office chair would be like 50 bucks to a hundred and they're like $400 like what for like a leather I don't know I didn't expect it just like didn't make sense when I was looking on Amazon I'm like wait my chair I got mine for it was like $130 after tax which still was like why is it this much and I'm at the point now where I'm like I I think I'm here to stay like I'm what I mean by that what do I what do you mean by that like

I work from home I podcast every day I need a chair I need a chair lumbar support that's aesthetically pleasing that uh I look forward to sitting in for long long periods of time um anyways so yeah that happened today why am I getting Instagram notification notification instagram follow up on jessica's question what makes the comic not bookable for tv what makes the comment not i'm on clubhouse they're talking comedy anyways notifications oh fuck

DMs let's see anything oh my grandma DM'd me she needs a profile picture I need to help her out with that uh I don't know I just like checked the comments and shit on my

posted about 160 episodes. So I'm going to finish the evening by finishing the Elon episode. As you know, I like completely bragged at one point on this show and I was like, um, so what did I say about watching I like listened to his first interview with Rogan seven times and I was high for three three or four of them and then like on purpose and I listened to it and then I watched it like I did listening and watching I watched it fucking and I like all together it was seven times within like a week I consumed it over and over and over again I was like a nerd about it and so I know that I'm gonna probably end up watching and listening this episode probably twice not fucking seven times but um I am obsessed with observing him think before he speaks

like you can tell when he talks that he's trying to dumb down what he says so it makes sense the person he's telling it to because I think his brain is so uh he's using so many parts of the brain that most people don't and he's got all this huge bank of knowledge and i think what sucks maybe for him i'm just speaking for him i don't fucking know but i feel like a portion of his uh the time he spends in life goes to thinking about how to say things to like retarded people around him like who don't like who aren't smart who won't who won't get it and you know obviously he's around he's around a bunch of um intelligent people with with uh at his companies and with people he works but I just I realized when he he has to make it make sense

like when he's talking to Rogan's like he says things that make that will make sense to the listener probably and I don't know because I don't think um I don't know if he pauses that much when he's just like with his bros around the you know the meeting table talking about falcon nine or whatever the fuck like how fast is he talking those conversations with those dudes you know that's what i'm thinking i'm like does he's is he always slow slow talking because that's a that's a quality i admire um because i don't i don't have it i say what i i speak before i think you know, that whole thing. I like it flowing out at all times. I like no pauses. I worked on that for a few weeks, you know, in this, in this, uh, this podcast is a learning experience. I realized

like, I feel better when I, like, I, I feel more in control of what I'm saying when I intentionally pause, but, um, not right now, not today, not on Thursday night when my eyes hurt. And, uh, uh I don't know I don't care I'm just like it's like I'm it's like you're I'm a waterfall you know what I mean and that's just what it is tonight but yeah I'm obsessed with like observing him pause and think and like he's so nonchalant you know and I've already watched a little bit of it and I'm just like this is gonna get good I know it's gonna get keep getting better um throughout the episode I got like two more hours um so that's what I'll be doing tonight um I I could be burning the midnight oil

by I could like work more you know I am kind of being hard on myself lately I'm like I feel like the internal struggle I'm having is the whole like like okay you could put in a double time you could put in double time to what you're doing or into what you're doing now I'm slowing down on purpose I just talked about Elon slowing down well um so you uh I could put down I'm just saying I keep going to bed going oh I could still be working right now like I could do more right now and it could be a temporary hustle that will accelerate my progress when I'm working on and get it off the ground quicker than just living a normal life with normal sleep

schedules and and I don't know I think that's dumb I think you know I should prioritize my own sanity and my sleep and all that good stuff but um I don't know lately I'm like I just need to I think I just need to buck up and do it and just stay up late and push it because, I don't know. Whatever. It's probably some inspo I got from a Grant Cardone 10x post or fucking Gary Vee or some shit or Tony Robbins. No, Tony, I don't feel like promotes don't sleep. who who's like the sleep when you're dead uh yeah that's scary v yeah he's kind of a he's been talked about a lot about on this uh episode or mentioned i love my new phone guys i got that pro max same size as my seven plus that was this that was

actually a trip i thought this phone was gonna be bigger for some reason but it's exactly the same size but no home button and it's uh the camera is so nice so nice like too nice where I'm like oh the front camera is a little bit too revealing but I am at that point like where I'm looking at my face going this is as good as it's gonna get yours you're never gonna get younger like this is it you know who cares um I don't think I'm gonna get work done like I don't I you know why I say that because I'm being I'm being influenced by an influencer right now who is a she's not against it she's just proven to me with all of her posts posts how

the face her face uh like post Botox like post injections post fillers post all that like the muscle like things start hanging and they don't work it's like not it doesn't look right over time and it's something you kind of constantly have to get or you won't look right or your muscle like things start atrophying what's the word sagging because everything's pulled tight and then when you don't have a pull tight anymore it droops and so stuff like the muscles something happens with the muscles she she's like a scientist okay like I don't know I just got sucked into her content about it and now she's all about like letting like taking amazing care of your skin you know preventing aging by uh you know manual manipulation with like

uh like facial massage and obviously always wearing sunscreen and like not doing all these crazy exfoliants and crazy, uh, scraping, uh, tools all over your face. Like they, you know, anyway, so I got sucked into that and I'm like, yeah, you know, I don't know. I think Botox scares me. Cause I, I, I basically just, why am I saying this? Cause my iPhone 12 camera is really nice. And I'm like, yeah, it shows like all my pores, but I'm, um, I'm okay with it. Cause I just want to age gracefully yeah I want to look my age I don't care I'm not like that um concerned I think I'll be fine um like I look at my mom and like my mom's hotter than I am and she's twice my age like she's gorgeous like what you know I don't and she's nothing done she's never had anything done

so anyways um I don't know what else to say guys I'm just kind of like can you tell I'm coming down i'm just like hanging out my fucking instagram feed right now like hey are you guys still there are you still listening um oh kanye and elon are gonna talk on ch can i call it that clubhouse and apparently yesterday like the server everything was like breaking and someone was joking they're like this is an attack from china this is this uh cyber warfare or whatever the fuck what do they call it a cyber attack um but yeah like the the app kind of sucks sometimes so but they people are saying because of the kanye elon thing everyone's like going on the app and pinging people over to listen in and

broke but so yeah anyways happy thursday i'm just gonna end it here in a couple sentences happy Thursday happy Thursday um I will walk away from this embarrassed and concerned for my sanity and mental health I'll sit and reflect for a good five minutes and I'll go you know what Jacqueline don't care don't worry about it don't freak out about it stop caring because I'm sure one person as long as one person listened this episode and enjoyed it then I then who cares? So I'll spiral for five, for five minutes. I'll be embarrassed. I think I was absolutely off my, off the rails acting kooky, kooky. And anyways, so yeah, uh, that's going to happen, but, um, appreciate you listening. Appreciate you being here. Um, hit that subscribe

button. I'll be here tomorrow. I'm here seven days a week. Follow me on Instagram. Follow me on clubhouse at club jacqueline uh and subscribe to my patreon patreon.com slash tjms all right guys that's it that's all i've got left in the tank the waterfall is drying out there's nothing left to give it's weird how my eyes feel better now i don't know how that works but podcasting just cleared my cleared my vision up that's cool so I don't know talking is medicine yay happy Thursday love you guys lots and I will talk to you tomorrow all right bye