The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 170- Sundaycast: TipTok

Episode Date: February 22, 2021

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What's up, guys? Happy Sunday. It's episode 170. Welcome back to the show! hey it's Jacqueline good evening it's Sunday night welcome back to the show let's do a podcast uh first off please hit that subscribe button i'm uh here seven days a week and head over to patreon.com slash tjms to support the show all right i just want to cut to the chase um i'm gonna have today's episode sponsored by tiktok none of these ideas are original or my own they're all uh ideas i got off of tiktok things i want to discuss in addition i will be discussing seeing my why does this seem professional and like boring already I don't know uh a bitch is tired okay it's Sunday I took a fat four-hour nap actually it wasn't four it was like two hours

I'm just tired but I'm gonna talk about like my day-to-day like what happened today my life updates and then yeah talk about um I've got like tips I've got a PSA we're gonna be talking about airplanes we're gonna be talking about dogs we're gonna be talking about Coca-Cola Microsoft Word. It's very, it's a dynamic mix of topics tonight. So first off, let's see what happened today. Basically, I got that new office chair I told you guys about. Got a new white office chair. And I got Chipotle today. And it's official. Jimmy's tall enough to knock food off my table so I had that uh chipotle chipotle chipotle what do you fucking call it chipotle chipotle chipotle what the why am I struggling with this right now uh he had that chipotle

fuck I can't do I can't even say he had my burrito bowl flipped upside down on my uh it was half on the chair flipped upside down and half on the ground and I got a carnitas bowl which is my favorite one and I was I was devastated it was it was a tough thing to watch uh but I I saved I did the five second rule I took everything off of like anything that was touching the ground I didn't I like grabbed two handfuls of the food and put it back in the bowl and then I immediately scraped everything up because I will not I I feel let me let me know your thoughts on this dog owners um and obviously he's a three month old puppy so I'm cautious about what, what he's like, what human food he's eating right now, even though it's probably not

that big of a deal. Um, dogs have insane stomachs. I feel like they are, it's like they have an iron stomach, but, uh, what am I asking? Oh, I have this theory that if he never tastes the good life, like if he never knows what chipotle tastes like or like good human food like isn't that better than him eating scraps all the time and liking human food more than his because like I've given him eggs I've given him chicken I've given him oh even like a spoonful of coconut oil like dogs you know he'll have peanut butter that kind of stuff but I'm just weary of letting him have taste a good life because I just would feel like, here's the thing. This is why I say that because every time I've owned a dog, we gave them our food, you know, the shit that comes off the

table at dinner, you know, whatever. And I get depressed for them because I'm like, every time I feed them their dry food, I feel like they're just sad. Like they know that this tastes like shit in comparison to what they could be eating. So anyways, long story short, I scraped up the Chipotle off the ground as fast as possible. Uh, he got a little, uh, he got a little discipline from that. He was disciplined. I'll just say that. Um, I don't abuse my dog, but I let him know that that was not okay. Evil laugh. No. Um, anyways, so that happened today. And then I have another note here to let you guys know that I'm addicted for whatever reason to apples right now. Uh, I eat apples every day sometimes two a day I don't know what's happening but I can't get enough

apples and they're not even in season technically right so I don't know I just love apples and I wanted to tell you guys that so all right I want to get straight into the what else do I have to say about the food dumping situation I don't know I just saw it happen in slow motion I saw the the burrito will flip over on the white chair and i'm like and it's leather it wipes off pretty easily uh the guacamole kind of stained one of the seams uh with a white thread but it'll be fine um but it was like oh he's officially tall enough to jump up that high um my fault for leaving it on the edge i'll i'll do better next time but anyways let's just move on to the tiktok stuff like I'm curating. I think that's what I'm starting to do. I'm curating stuff instead of

talking into outer space about my day-to-day. Like I just told you a couple life updates, but in the past I would get on here and say at 6am I woke up and I drank coffee and I would literally take you through my entire day, like a vlog. And so I'm trying something new by finding content on the internet to talk about that's interesting to me, funny, whatever. And I decided to start off this episode by, uh, with this. Well, you will not, after I tell you this, I'm just going to get out of the way, uh, start with the bad news. You will not sleep tonight. You will cry for an hour after I tell you this. And so let's just suffer together. I already know what it says, obviously, but I just want to include you in this suffering. Um, here it goes.

all right dogs get headaches like humans but don't know how to show it so they sit and suffer in silence did you know that because I did not know that I did not realize dogs get headaches and don't know how to express it so they suffer in silence so as I just as a new dog owner that depresses me instantly. And I just feel like I went, I went straight to Google. I'm like, I will never, I want to avoid this as much as possible. If he's got a headache, what do I look out for? How do I treat this? Um, so here we go. Here's some useful advice or useful tips on, I just assume like 99% of you are dog owners. I don't know, whatever. So here's what happens. these are the signs that your dog may have a headache. Avoidance of being touched on or around

the head. That makes sense. Disinterest in food. Okay. Possible avoidance of sunlight or disinterest in going outside. Anxious activity such as pacing or constant licking. Keeping the head low to the ground I feel like the dogs just do all this shit anyways frequent napping or rest like my dog naps all day I feel like the one that makes sense is like if they're avoiding being touched on the head and then they like keep their head low to the ground a lot like that they may have a headache and so how do you treat a headache for a dog oh just drug them up but like just give them an ibuprofen you know can dogs get a migraine abstract migraines another okay yeah there's a treatment options all over google just diy it if your dog has a headache or if you assume it does

I don't know that made me really sad I was like I never thought of that like and then someone commented it pissed me off it was like a double whammy on the video uh guys and here's the thing it's the weekend i was on i was horizontal on tiktok and i'm kind of on i'm on a journey back because the resolute like i haven't been on tiktok for a while uh but i recently got the new iphone 12 pro max or whatever so my i'm enjoying tiktok now because the resolution my screw i used to have an iphone 7 plus piece of shit and i didn't realize how like it the video experience on my new iPhone is just I'm I'm sucked in so yeah I've been horizontal on TikTok all weekend so I just thought you know I learned some shit might as well share

it with share the good news on a Sunday night um whatever so here the next thing is in today's or wait no fuck uh I was gonna do like a transition we'll stop there uh uh so guys someone else commented on that dog video that like dogs think that humans are good right and so when you step on like if you accidentally step on their foot or tail or whatever they think you did it intentionally because they like trust everything you do is right they just believe everything humans do is like the way the truth of life they just you know what I mean and so when you accidentally do something like that they don't they think you did it on purpose and here's the thing all these people are making comments and I'm like how do we know that how do

we know the dog thinks that but it kind of it kind of tracks I feel like that tracks because of the way they behave around humans in general and then I just and guys I'll be honest like you have to be firm when you have a puppy and it's really hard for me to be assertive and like super dominant like it's not I don't feel like that's in my nature I don't like to be aggressive towards my puppy when he's making mistakes I have to like you know stop him from doing that and parent him I just it's really tough like I I'm doing it but it doesn't I I feel abusive even though it's not like the stuff I'm doing is uh all it's like you know, I'm being advised on, like, how to train my puppy, I have, like, a

whole fucking system I'm following, so it's what you do, but I don't know, I just feel bad, and I've accidentally stepped on his tail a couple times, and I just feel, like, and he squeals, like, I don't, I don't know, all right, I'll move on, um, the next segment is called, uh, well, I was gonna say, Today on Jobs I Never Knew Existed, there are there are professional tetris players out there uh professional tetris players aka people kneeling under planes with knee pads on playing tetris with your fucking luggage so you know when you see that conveyor belt shooting the luggage into the side of the plane before you leave uh i never thought about what's happening inside the plane or like

I never I just assumed you know they just get dumped off inside like I don't know I never thought about it um anyways I saw a video of a woman on her knees with knee pads and it wasn't like the height of the plane like the luggage compartment she couldn't stand up so it's like they need a little person in there it's like it didn't make sense I was like this is so bad for her back these are heavy pieces of luggage maybe this was a small plane then I was thinking well maybe this is just a small plane and most planes someone could stand up to like organize the luggage as it comes in so anyways I didn't I didn't when I saw the video I was like I am never getting and I usually don't but I feel like a lot of people get like pissed off because

of how long luggage takes you know their baggage claim takes or whatever so just know there's a person in there like the faster that like you're you have to depend or what's the fucking phrase you gotta you're you will get the bags at the pace they're unloading them or loading it what am i fucking saying you guys you know at the end of the day this is a robot replacement position I can see this being one of the first robot replacement jobs easy just get a fucking robot in there this is inhumane it just looked really sad and I can't believe like I know there's a lot of hard jobs out there but that one just looks like hell because it's lifting heavy luggage you can't stand up to heave them so you have to kneel and heave she's probably got great core strength

but um I need some water can you hear I'm like foaming at the fucking mouth it's not what you think I'm not high I'm absolutely I told you guys I haven't smoked since like Christmas time when I did it like twice so with my brother um so yeah they should definitely replace that job with a robot that's something you know a lot of people are like it's like when the tractors replace the horses you know robots are going to replace humans next we're getting there I feel like it's starting to happen in a lot of industries but it just looks so old-fashioned I'm like we need I just a person shouldn't have to do this and it probably stinks people keep their luggage in the back of their closets and shit and there's like

old stink to it. Smells like an attic. This poor woman doesn't have a mask on or did she have a respirator thing? I don't know. And a man should be fucking doing that. That's a man's job. That should be a man. That should not be, they should not hire women to do that. I don't care what you say. I just, it's fucked up. So, all right. I'm, I'm, I'm kind of pissed right well I just not pissed but uh I'm not what am I how am I going to transition this I mentioned a couple episodes ago I'm like I feel super whenever I talk about current events or news because I've been testing that out lately on the show here I just feel like that negative energy is probably not super nice to listen to I don't know maybe it is but I'm just like

I'm kind of like, should I not talk about this? Cause I know I'm just going to fucking go off. Okay. Here we fucking go. You know what? I don't, this is like the, then we'll get into literally after this, I'm going to talk about like a skincare tip. Okay. So let me get this out of the way. Let's bitch. You're going to be pissed off too. You should be. And I shouldn't say you should, but okay. So let's just get this out of the way. Coca-Cola employees were told in an online training to be less white, to try to be less white in an effort to combat racism discrimination. Here we go. I'm on the sun.co.uk right here. Blatant discrimination. Coca-Cola racism training asks staff to try to be less white as they claim kids are taught being white is

better um okay so literally if you scroll down on the sun.co.uk's uh website here there's a slide a screenshot of the slide that the employees read during their training that literally says try to be less white there's like a white background and then an orange text no it's probably red it's probably coca-cola red try to be less white try to be less white try to be less white okay try to be less white reads one slide while listing things like be less arrogant be less certain be less defensive be more humble listen believe break with empathy or excuse me break with apathy and break with white solidarity. Okay. Another slide reads confronting racism, understanding what it means to be white, challenging what it means to be racist.

Oh my God. Like this is like a literal Coca-Cola company, like training video. I know a lot of you are like, fuck Coca-Cola anyways. I don't drink that soda. I don't fuck with chemicals and cancer. So, you know what? I still enjoy Diet Coke here and there. I actually had an addiction to Coke Zero for a month when I went home to my mom's house because she had the house stocked with that shit. But, you know, after this, I'm like, fuck Coca-Cola. Like, here's the thing. You legally can't discriminate. like okay like isn't there something about like all races are entitled to equal protection and you can't legally discriminate against any race in the workplace and like i think there's some fucking law i'm sure about this like this is illegal isn't this like how is this not this is why it pisses me off this isn't news in fact let me just type in coca-cola employees racism top stories are from the uk

okay we got oh yeah yeah okay wait i press news on google here we go we got wion is is that what news network is that is this uh wion i'm not familiar with this is this a latin i think this is a latin news network wion washington examiner and i believe that is dc based yep right there's that so there's two then the sun in the uk literally after that there's no news about this

there's three pieces of news about this and they're not even big there's they're not even big um um it's just this is what's fucked it's like this should be a coca-cola is fucking this shouldn't be okay like after 2020 and all the racist shit we went through like this is literally like this isn't even a micro aggression this is full-on racism or just like this is like full-on hey white people try to be less white get a fucking spray tan it's like that I would I'd be that I would be the jackass employee I'd show up

just fucking so I I go through the training next day at work full fucking blackface that's not even funny to joke about I don't mean it like that I mean like I would go get the darkest spray tan why did I I can't even say that and joke about it can I fuck I would go get the darkest spray tan possible like they literally put on the slide try to be less white try to be less certain to be less white is to be less oppressive be less arrogant be less certain be less defensive be less ignorant be more humble like christ i guess there's research behind this they have a slide here that says research shows that by age three to four children understand that it is better to be white

okay I just are there comments on this I should move on I want to do the the girl tip the skincare tip what do you guys think about this it's like you're basically like saying that all white people are racist every white employee has I don't know oh my god all right try to be less white fuck I'll fucking show up with a do-rag I'll fucking show up I'll be I'll just dress like fucking I'll just dress like a rapper in fact I'll just be a transgender black I'll I'll be a transgender they would they would accept me if I I just fucking don't know looked like a different race and then also had pink hair

and transitioned to be a boy and yeah fuck all right I'm gonna move on I just I'm a little pissed about that because like I should go to the uh what is it called EEOC website let me go to the EEOC that's the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission they've got to have some shit about this in the workplace EEOC.gov like there's got to be

race discrimination involves treating someone unfavorably because he or she is of a certain race or color okay like you can't require one race to do something and not the other you know like i'm sure they literally had just white people watch this training because like why would a black person read try to be less white you know they probably literally

cattle like cattle prodded all what do you call it herded all the white people in the training room white people only how is that not fucking 19 whatever 40 50 black water fountains white water fountains black bathrooms white like that's literally what that is that's separating two races and saying that and requiring one race to do something the other one doesn't have to do anyways i'm gonna move on so actually i'm gonna go to my bathroom we're gonna walk and talk i didn't do this on purpose because i feel like sometimes you guys might think oh she's just trying to be she's just trying to be fun and like go on a little field trip while she podcasts and walks around her apartment and does like a little because you know I'm a I got a pop star headset

that's on my head instead of a big microphone attached to the wall okay so I'm getting my micellar water and uh I'm gonna get a couple cotton pads I saw this on TikTok it's it blew my mind and I haven't tried it yet so I feel like if guys out there wear makeup or like um is Jimmy in the shower no he's asleep sometimes he's just like in the shower um yeah like guys out there wear makeup or want to like or if you use micellar water to like clean your face highly recommend I love it but um basically what you do is you take the cotton pad after you put the, so I'm putting the micellar water on it right now. Okay. I just put like about a quarter size and then you blow on the cotton pad and it turns into

like a giant puff. So it's like a, it's like a, and it's like at this point, just use a cotton ball. You know, it basically turns into a giant puff after you blow on it. Let me try it. This isn't fun because it's audio only today but you know what fuck it I'm trying to like learn something new right now holy shit hold on I got the mirror next to me guys it turned it looks like a fucking loofah like a shower loofah oh that feels so nice it's like cold okay so girls out there guys whoever wears makeup and takes it off of micellar water take a cotton pad put the water on it and then blow in the center like hold it on the side of your mouth and blow and it puffs up that's cool i like technology i love tiktok tips all right

um moving on here i got literally like three more things to say so let's just breeze through it um um since we're on tips i'm gonna do two more bullshit tips just for fun like whatever um this might be helpful helpful for writers or students if you write a lot of papers whatever and you use word use uh word word docs what's called fucking microsoft word google docs this is for microsoft word basically open a blank document in microsoft word and if you double tap function on the Mac here. I'm looking, it's the furthest left, furthest key to the bottom left corner function, double tap function, and then enable dictation. So then you can talk out your paper, if that makes sense, or what you want to say. And it will just, instead of having to type

it in, it will just automatically fill it. It's like, it's the same thing as, you know what I do? I always use my notes when I, whenever I'm in the car and I'm thinking of podcast ideas or shit to talk about, I like just, uh, what do you call it? I talk to text or talk in my note and then it fills it in for me. But I don't know. I just saw that on TikTok and that would have been helpful, helpful for me. And, um, I feel like college, like I don't mind, I don't mind typing. Typing makes you feel productive. It makes you feel like you're really grinded and you're really like, I'm doing this essay. I'm writing this paper. I don't know. But yeah, there's that and then like this is this is about charging your phone like your phone right now

might be attached to the wall with a cord what do I mean shit your phone is plugged it might be plugged in right now basically this tiktok was not it was saying that if you answer the phone and like hold it to your head while your phone is charging and plugged in that the electric waves will go through your body and it's like bad to do that because they had this the TikTok had someone with a like a meter and so when they unplugged the phone there weren't waves going because they test on the opposite arm of the phone like you're holding your phone in your right hand plugged in it's plugged into the wall you're holding it in your uh your right ear you're holding it at your right ear and then they tested the arm on the opposite side and it had an electrical like

current and like it uh what do you call it it showed up on the meter so that there was electricity in their arm so then when you take the phone off the cord and answer it the left arm did not did not have you know what fuck all this shit i i heard uh you know what i don't know how bad this is honestly the radiation the electricity going through your body because look fucking elon said on the rogan episode where i feel like he said that we don't need to worry about radiation that much like he had said what did he say about like something along the lines of that like it's not something we should worry about like phone radiation emf radiation even though there's like aren't they linking emf radiation

to cancer now like the waves in the in the wi-fi and you know i don't know i i'm kind of at this i have this mentality or not it's not even a mentality it's just a thought that whatever manifests in the body because of holding a phone all day it's worth it you know I feel like all the hours staring at the phone you know scrolling around your life like our lives are so good like we're so engaged with our screens it's so much fun to tap around and click shit and and watch tiktoks and watch videos and fucking everything you know text our friends and I think it's worth it like I I'm just I I embrace the fact that you know 20 years of social media usage is going to result in some sort of like lump cancer we're gonna all

have you know brain something in our brain because of holding our I don't know I'm just that's fucked up to say but honestly I kind of have this superstition in my body that we're gonna start seeing the like effects or what do you call it the after effects side effects of technology within in the next like probably 50 years maybe less than that I'm talking people's eyeballs being fried that are too young like I just assume every millennial that would normally have to wear glasses full-time at 60 or 40 or whatever is gonna have to like by 30 I don't know or or evolution is like we're our bodies are adjusting and it'll it'll be fine I don't know anyways just wanted to mention to not plug your phone in when you talk like honestly just use

speaker I always I heard that like just use speaker it's better than sticking it to your head okay and then finally here let me drink some water this is for this is a helpful tip this really helped me when I read it read it um so this is a tiktok psa someone posted you know just like a nice looking girl had some text over the screen with her voice over in the background as she's just like staring at the camera as like a like a psa right and this is for people that always feel like they're the bad one no they always felt they always felt like they're made to be the bad guy bad one whatever so here we go this is the PSA

you're not insulting them you are describing them you're not speaking negative negatively of them you're just explaining what happened and you're not ruining their reputation they did that with their actions do you want me to repeat that you're not insulting them you're describing them you're not speaking negatively of them you're just explaining what happened and you're not ruining their their reputation they did that with their actions i don't know I just like how that sounded. I feel like a lot of people could use that.

Because sometimes people, like, you know, I don't love the word toxic. I think it's overused. It's just, like, thrown around. But I feel like this is helpful if you're dealing with a toxic person who makes you feel crazy. And, like, you're always, and you're the fucked up one when you're just, like, what this says. Describing them, explaining what happened. like you're not I don't know I just like it's honestly I'm translating TikTok into audio and I don't think it's fucking working because the whole reason TikTok works is because it's visual

and I just decided to take notes do a podcast on it on stuff I learned and saw and whatever so happy Sunday um I don't know what else to say really um oh my sister's sending me dm sorry i'm like there i'll i'll just kind of like lollygag here until something else pops in my brain tomorrow's monday we got a new week ahead you know after this episode it's like 8 p.m i'm gonna plan out my week in my planner i'm gonna i just want an apple probably gonna eat an apple um like a half an apple what does that mean like what does an apple have that i might be lacking in my body that i'd like my body needs apple nutrients you know it's like water am i dehydrated

anyways why am i on the news about i'm on the news section uh vitamin c potassium vitamin k aren't they um what do you call a prebiotic apple prebiotic because it's good to have probiotics but you should have prebiotics too in your diet i feel like apples are great prebiotics they're like the perfect snack and i have gala gala apples and pink pink lady gala and fuji gala gala anyways um how's your guys's uh weekend did anything crazy happen am i missing out on like a piece of news maybe from the weekend might as well kind of like sit here and look on cnn.com for more uh

talking points we're just hanging out what's jimmy doing okay we got oh no oh fuck this is the uh the end of my podcast career if he chews through my chart my laptop charging cord I always joke about that I'm like that's my life that's like my power source to my laptop and then if I had to replace it would it take too long to do episode every day and then I don't know I'd figure it out I just go to the store and buy one duh Jacqueline you have apple stores everywhere united airlines removing 24 planes from service oh shit that did happen investigators believe a fan blade in the engine of the boeing 777 that experienced a catastrophic

engine failure came often to i don't want to read this but i can't not read it i don't like oh shit wait oh wait was this in la i think this was the small plane crash wait no this isn't it related article how united airlines passionate passengers reacted to when the plane's engine exploded in air yeah i did see a video also on tiktok of an engine of a plane that um exploded and the pilot was like like something along the lines of we're gonna fucking fly this thing is as like i don't even know he just said he just said fuck and it was like the pilot over the

intercom all right everybody we're not gonna fuck around we're gonna get this plane safely on the ground something like that here we go cnn the loud boom was unmistakable aboard united flight 328 just after takeoff on saturday got a lactaid milk commercial on the side of the screen here cnn just fucking don't post i i know they got to do ads on the side of them but just on the side of the screen i just when it automatically plays it just gives me a headache okay so whatever uh some of the 241 people on the flight from denver to honolulu opened their windows to see an exposed engine spewing flames and pieces of the plane falling away this is like all of our worst nightmares like whenever i look

at that engine whenever i usually sit close i mean you see the wing right on the plane I'm just like that bitch is first of all so heavy it's like hanging off the bottom of the plane why isn't it just how is it staying attached and then uh there's so it those blades go so fast and I always get scared that a goose is going to get involved and like be in the flight path and then you know what was that plane that crashed because of the wasn't that wasn't that the Hudson River landing the plane uh ran ran through a flock of or migrating birds migrating birds like got in the engines and then they had to land it in the river i think okay the pilots issued a mayday call and turning back to the airport after turning back to the airport

they landed the boeing 77-200 plane safely remarkably there were no reports of injuries that's a miracle there was a in quotes a big boom someone said this was about 20 minutes after takeoff hmm oh oh look oh wait excuse me uh a quote here luke is the last name who was flying with his wife said in a phone call and I instantly put my shade up and I was pretty frightened to see that there the engine on my side was missing see that the engine on my side was missing oh someone said we were just glad we we weren't over the ocean because that's where we were heading

that's crazy I keep saying fucked up shit like we're due for something terrible to happen I don't feel like or not Houston I don't feel like Texas was that dramatic to be honest like I'm talking her not hurricane well yeah potentially earthquake I feel like that's what we're due for we're due for devastation you know like a Japan tsunami a fucking I just feel like nothing like that's happened in a while knocking on wood but a school shooting I know this sounds fucked up but I just feel like it's been really everything's been dormant wasn't there a 7.1 in Japan though the other day an earthquake like what's fucked up in the world right now like that like what's

current I'm sure there's so much happening we're not I just don't know about but I feel like in the United States we just had the Texas situation and then like the weather isn't that dramatic to me I'm talking like building shaking like cracks in the earth California is in the ocean like that kind of devastation I don't know I just feel like are you growling at me he'll bark if I look at him and he gets confused he'll start barking I know he wants attention I'm gonna go this is my dog jumping on me he wants to play this is like the night he gets the zoomies at night and then we run around until he gets exhausted then he passes out really hard I call it yeah the zoomies and he hops around like a little bunny rabbit it's so cute he like turns into like his spine like the

it curves at the like his butt everything curves under and he runs like with his butt tucked under him like a bunny like he's got my sweatshirt like in a full grip on his jaws and I don't know what to do all right I gotta get I gotta I gotta get out of here um kind of fucked up what I said at in there about disasters but you know what I'm bored you know this current events shit about racism politics coronavirus it's boring I'm I need to be entertained and I feel like I need a catastrophe on my on my big screen on I need my catastrophe on CNN I need something because that Texas uh fucking blizzard was pretty fucking weak other than you know I was really sad and devastated about hearing about the alligators uh hibernating in the in the frozen ponds like

that made me sad and all the sea turtles uh getting too cold but i don't know um it's probably gonna happen in california i'm gonna it's what what do you call it like karma it's just gonna be you know a fucking landslide on the hill i live on takes out San Diego I don't know all right why am I like this why do we get dark it is the nighttime but I'm I'm actually I'm that it just got dark at the end I apologize because here's the thing I'm kind of always in the mindset to like especially on the podcast to say I'm testing like the line or whatever it's called I'm like I just like I like saying fucked up shit that not necessarily well I like saying extreme things because

like we're all thinking this stuff I know we're all thinking it and so I like to be the person just put myself out there saying it for you or just I don't know fuck it I don't know I I've tried it all on this on this podcast 170 days in a row um I'm finding my voice I'm finding my I'm never gonna niche down okay it will not niche down I don't want to get boxed in with like a stupid fucking you know this is the wellness podcast nope I'm not gonna do like a niche uh so I'm dabbling in saying extreme shit right now and I think it's fun because I'm I'm just like it's honestly the reason for it am I being a is it a curmudgeon no what's the fucking word am i being a curmudgeon

a bad-tempered person especially an old one yeah i'm being a curmudgeon and i feel like it's like it feels good and here's why it feels good or this is why this is my I'm being a curmudgeon what is a female curmudgeon called curmudgeon is a unisex term okay someone actually googled what is a female curmudgeon called what is another word for curmudgeon a grouch a crank a bear a sourpuss I'm being a sourpuss I like that I'm a sourpuss I feel like the reason I've gotten to this point and the way I talk about things here and there I mean it's not all the time but a lot of the time I'm just fucking ranting and bitching it's because of the it's the state of the world

you know everything's kind of gone to hell not kind of it has and I'm maxed out I'm just kind of like burn out of it. And I don't, I don't know. I just don't feel like being positive all the time is, it doesn't fit the times, you know? I don't want to, I don't even want to attempt to contribute to like the positive move. What do you call it? Positivity movement and wellness space or with fucking I just feel like it's like everybody it's like I don't know I also preach control what you try to focus on what you can control keep yourself up stay on top of your health and your mind and and stay positive so I do preach that all the time but tonight I'm just like you know what that even that just feels exhausting because in the background of your mind you know that

everything's going to hell in the world and so it's like you're masking it with this positive shit and it's like you know what why am I trying hard why do I care you know so whatever um I'm convinced my dog doesn't like Jeff Bezos he only eats the Amazon boxes like I had a white USPS is he racist I had a white box and I have a brown box a brown amazon box and a white usps box and he didn't fuck with a white box but he fucks with the brown box and it's the amazon one i'm like does he just not like what is he what why does he go for that one it's always the case too because i always have like i get deliveries constantly and he's very funny with a cardboard color it's like something i would

noticed too I'm with him all the time and like FedEx he doesn't fuck with he fucks with the the Amazon brown box I'm just like pulling shit out of my ass to talk about right now I'm like oh I do have a bottle cap right here that says good luck under the cap good luck it's from one of my favorite cold brew coffees lucky jack lucky jack cold brew um all right happy Sunday I'm gonna plan my week do some yoga definitely eat half an apple

why do I like apples so much and then go to bed so that's it hope you had a great day a great weekend I hope you're happy I hope you're fulfilled I hope you like yourself and I hope you like yourself

enough to fully express exactly who you are to the world because I've discovered the joy of doing that and can't recommend it enough you know I can't I just feel like this was the missing piece of my life just coming off or coming out to the internet no filters nothing and I've never felt better in my life so like I'm sounding depressed as I've never felt better in my life I've never felt better in my life oh my gosh guys I like can't stop thinking about my podcast and how great I feel as a human like just fully expressed fully herself no fucks just like hey guys this is me I'm being authentic I'm telling my story I'm being

practicing vulnerability vulnerability it feels great I mean there's no bullshit anything I just said in a fake way like there's that's it that's really it so I really hope that you've got that same shit going on in your life and uh anyways happy sunday hit that subscribe button i'm here seven days a week and finally head over to patreon.com slash tjms to support the show get access to my exclusive content i post videos there i post pictures i do shout outs on friday i you get my phone number i do phone calls uh with some of my premium members top tier uh so yeah check it out patreon.com slash tjms all right guys love you lots have a great day and i'll talk to you tomorrow bye