The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 176- Saturdaycast: Q&A #20

Episode Date: February 28, 2021

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what's up guys happy saturday it's episode 176 welcome back to the show hey what's up it's Jacqueline hi welcome back to the show Q&A number 20 let's get into it but first if you're new hi I'm here seven days a week this is my daily audio diary get on the mic every day and I talk it out and super fun if you need a friend to listen to if you need someone to I don't know if you just want to be snoopy and listen about listen to someone else's life every day hi hit that subscribe button I'll tell you I share everything so there's that and then head over to patreon.com slash tjms if you're obsessed with me if you want more of me I post exclusive content over there I do shout outs every Friday and I do phone calls with my patrons so patreon.com

slash tjms all right let's get into it before i get into the q a uh dude guys i'm doing something borderline illegal it's very dangerous this is i have to call attention to what i'm doing right now before i do the q a this should be illegal um i got a bottle of i just found this in my my cupboard this is like one of those items you stare at every you stare at every single day and you you like don't see it but then one one day you're like oh it's there and then you pick it up you're like holy shit I didn't know I had this so I got a bottle of tarani sugar-free salted caramel syrup syrup syrup I think I say syrup maple syrup yeah I say syrup and uh it's for my coffee it's Saturday afternoon I got you know a Q&A to do so I'm

about to get lit here with you guys drink my iced coffee but let me let you know why I feel like this is this okay we got ingredients water natural flavors salt uh so far so I feel like I'm cool with the natural flavors I'm cool with the natural like the natural flavors um aren't those it's like it's like a LaCroix everything's got it's like an essence right but then I've seen like vegan posts that are like oh natural flavors come from a cow hoof ground up cow hoof and I don't fucking know whatever okay next ingredients uh this is where it gets illegal asshole flame potassium sodium benzoate in parentheses to preserve freshman freshmen freshness potassium sorbate to preserve freshness xanthan gum citric acid sucralose caramel color fuck me okay you know

what? Taking a chance, taking a risk. I'm feeling dangerous today. I just wanted a little flavoring in my coffee. I don't know. Oh, fuck. Okay. Let's just get into the first question. I really need to cut to the chase. I got a question for you. How's your weekend? How are you doing? How's 2021 so far? That was a lot of questions, but I don't know. I just hope you're doing good and you're having fun in life and things are, I don't know, peachy. All right. First question. What do you think about the Mr. Potato Head thing? Uh, have I talked about this before? Uh, so as you know, Mr. Potato Head is done. It's, uh, we we've lost him. Uh, they took away his gender or whatever. So I think the, yeah. So here's what I have to, here's what I have to say. You guys probably

already know my opinion. Uh, look, I don't like the principle of it. Uh, it's, it's virtuous. It's virtue signaling. I think the company's play school, the, the brand is play school that makes Mr. Potato Head. Um, I don't know why I remember that. I feel like every toy I played with as a kid was play school. S K O O L. Yeah. Look, I don't like, I don't like it. Uh, it's, it's stupid. It's virtue signaling. And again, I've said this before. Here we go changing things to accommodate like the less than 1% of people out there that are offended by the mister in Mr. Potato Head. So we're shifting things in society to take care of a super tiny population of people that don't like and that are there that uh are offended by it or whatever

and i think it's fucking stupid like are we ever gonna get him back is mr but is is he done is he gone forever like there should be a mr potato head there should be a movement to get him back like i feel attached or i have this i feel like we all do we have this like this relationship with mr potato head as as kids we played with him and then of course with toy story like mr and mr potato head like it you know i'm like what the fuck is toy story canceled like are we i'm gonna everyone is just it sucks i think it's like a funeral we're all having a hard time with this right now because it's like a death of a toy we all know and love and i think it's fucking stupid and I guess I'm swearing and I'm not trying not to and uh I'm sick of this shit I'm sick of this

shit and I think though again it's just like why are we changing things for such a small portion of society that is offended majority of us are cool with it and like 99.99% of people are fine with the Mr. Potato Head and then there's like a little crew of people they're like oh my god that's not okay anyways um so next question I feel like did I answer that can you tell I don't like it I don't fucking like it let me taste my drink yeah cancer okay next question um what do you think about as soon as you wake up what why did I read that awkwardly what do you think about us so when i first wake up um shit what do i think i need water now after that fucking cancer syrup oh yeah health okay so i open my eyes like six um i i don't i feel like

i just think about my my routine like in my head i'm like okay i gotta get up i'm really i'm like thinking about I gotta lift the covers off of me I have to put my feet on the floor I have to lift Jimmy off the bed because at like 4 a.m he jumped up to come cuddle so I have to take him off because he's too tiny to jump off the bed himself and then I go and think okay I gotta brush my teeth wash my face uh put on my sunscreen gotta put on my yoga pants walk him outside like I gotta put on my outfit for my dog walking I don't I feel like I'm pretty present when I first wake up it's like thoughts about my morning like the steps of my morning um I can honestly say this and it's a I don't know if I'm proud of this or if it's kind of cool because I hear a lot about

people waking up and they're like instant anxiety oh my gosh I have all this shit to do today these meetings I have these phone calls I have appointments and they think about it and spiral as soon as they wake up like I legitimately don't think about work or anything except what's in front of me in the next like 10 minutes so that's a pretty I feel like that's cool um I'm not a guys and I know so many people struggle out there with worrying and anxiety and I fucking don't like when I really boil myself down and think about who I am? No, like I'm just so laid back to the point where like nothing, it's almost, uh, psychotic in the, in the, like how I just don't think anything really matters that much to worry. I always think everything will work out. Um, I don't know. I

don't, whatever. So that's cool. I guess. Yeah. To answer your question, I think about like brushing my teeth and like walking my dog and drinking coffee oh yeah I definitely think about coffee so that's cool um okay next question uh do you think we're living in a simulation Jesus okay so have I talked about this before I feel like I might have touched on my opinion I mean it's a high possibility I think there's been enough uh chatter out there on the internet to convince me of that and chatter on the internet I don't know like nobody knows right but I actually I'll share this with you guys that kind of uh something I saw about this simulation theory I saw of course on TikTok and it was from a nature photographer dude explaining

how when he's out on the savannah disguised in some sort of like grass outfit with his camera he made the point that like none of the animals out there think they don't know i'm there with the camera watching them taking photos and videos of them they have no clue they're just out living they think they're the only the elephants the gazelles the giraffes the lions the tigers like there are there tigers is that just asia wait are tigers in africa yeah aren't there african tigers asian tigers wait a minute african elephants have big ears asian elephants have little ears lions are on they're out there in africa because they eat the the uh the the wildebeest and the gazelles and the fucking yeah wait are tigers in africa why do i feel like that's just asia

who the wait a minute whatever okay so anyways back to the sorry I'm trying I'm thinking that wait like are lions and tigers simultaneously hiding out to pounce on the herds like are they out I'm trying in the Sahara desert what are they is that the fucking place no on the on the fucking prairie i feel like i've never seen that like you don't see in photos and videos of of the hunt like a tiger and a lion out there together right in africa i don't fucking know okay but anyways the guy made the point that like look they don't know we're here taking photos but we are and then he's like well it could be the same for us like we're here living on the earth and we're so unaware of someone else watching us like we have zero no one has cracked that code

and figured that out no one can tell just like like they're disguised up in the sky or whatever the fuck and we're living our life thinking we're I mean we we you know it's like the aliens you know it's like we're being watched or whatever I mean it's a it's a high possibility fucking I don't know but yeah that's kind of where I'm at um I just I I think it's interesting I think it's interesting um next question who's your least favorite celebrity uh shit who's my least favorite this is like a who do I not like I mean I don't like sit and think about this all day um but who the who annoys me i i usually don't like people like when people annoy me i don't like them like with their just their energy when it's like annoying just like how they

talk and shit like i get easily just turned off by people if they're annoying um and it's like to me like they're not annoying to other people but they're annoying to me i feel like uh fuck you know i don't get i just don't get maroon like maroon so adam levine when i would watch the voice he adam levine i don't know what it is i'm annoyed i he hasn't done anything wrong like when i think of least favorite celebrity i should pick someone that's done something horrible but I can't even think right now like who's fucking there's so many canceled people that have done fucked up shit but here's the thing like what the what is maroon five who are they I don't like it their songs okay so we got google.com maroon five I just am annoyed every

time my heart whenever a song comes on like why are they relevant why is this popular it's squeaky maroon five is an american pop rock band from los angeles california is currently consists of lead adam vocalist adam levine keyboardist with jesse carmichael jesse val james valentine and drummer matt flynn like does anyone like maroon five like it's their favorite a band oh my god I've never even seen a picture of them all together I don't get it yeah I don't like I don't like Adam Adam Levine just personally I'm annoyed but I don't understand Maroon 5 and that wasn't the question but it's time 2021 let's go um like Carly Rae Jepsen had her day Maroon 5 it's you've had your day that's cool um yeah like what's this song um Maroon 5 songs that

have just like been overplayed here we go she will oh she will be loved decent moves like jagger fucking annoying she got the moves like jagger see all these songs are fucking annoying uh i don't know i'm looking at yeah my heart's a stereo that song is like they're all stuck or what's the one about I'm gonna pay for water no okay so you know my answer uh I don't like I just don't like like I don't know okay next question can you make lasagna sorry was that mean does anyone feel that way some people some groups just need to go I think they're done uh like do they tour are they someone's favorite band like just some is someone like a super fan of Maroon 5 I'm sure there are people but I don't get it okay can I make lasagna next question

uh yeah like I can I yes I can I know that didn't sound confident um look something that depresses me about my life is that in regards to cooking is that I don't have anyone to cook for and like here's the thing like I when I whenever I go to my mom's house she's like making lasagna she's making big dinners for us all this cool food Betty Crocker shit and I'm like this is living this is what it's this is what a woman should be doing with her life I want to be my mom my mom cooks like whenever it's just beautiful it's amazing and then here I am a single 26 year six-year-old living in her own apartment eating fucking broccoli and and uh bro meals all the time and healthy food and I'm it's boring but that's how that's like that's my you know when

you have like a healthy lifestyle it's just a lot of the same vegetables and meats and eggs and like all this like routine food and I never really pop off on a weekend and make homemade lasagna like I don't just make a fancy dish for myself like that it's not even fancy it's just like oh I can make a lasagna, have that shit in the fridge and eat that. But I don't. And I'm depressed. So I, whenever I'm in a relationship, of course, I'm cooking all the time. And that's something that's, I know I've, I've said I'm going to keep my personal life personal, but I need to like live with some, I'm at the point now where I'm like, I need to live with someone so I can like experience, like I need to full on live with you so that I just, I'm the queen of the kitchen. it's not an occasional thing it's an everyday thing I'm constantly cooking I'm constantly making big breakfasts and big dinners and all this food like that's my love like I love cooking and I can't just like oh let's just have like a date night and cook dinner it's like no I need to for me to feel uh whole in this life it's getting to the point now where

I need to shack up with someone quickly and it and I think 2020 like a lot of people COVID engaged a lot of people what the fuck am I saying right now dude oh my god like people realize what's important and I think yeah there's something to be said about uh finding a life partner and settling down and fucking I don't know cooking dinner every day and shit and uh I don't know but yeah I can make lasagna nice question I like a meaty lasagna I like a lot of a lot of ricotta I like a layer like you gotta have a little spinach in there not too much uh but you gotta have like a mixture of cheeses it can't just be like one cheese you gotta really beef it up um it's gotta be thick don't use a shallow dish you gotta

have a thick dish it's gotta have like 10 layers dude I want lasagna now uh dude Saturday night lasagna that just makes sense should I go to Bucca di Beppo I'm not gonna cook it myself Bucca di Beppo fucks I love that place like as a family we would go there it was in Seattle like that was one of our favorite little uh family night spots I don't know okay um did I just answer that yeah I did okay um next question oh food question same person pancakes or waffles now i'm talking about food is this fun speaking of that let me drink more cancer let's go tarani salted caramel sugar-free syrup i'll just drink a ton of water to cancel it out right it'll like help my liver will be fine if i hydrate right fuck like do chemicals just stay

i feel like this is the type of chemical that will just stay in me the syrup will just kind of attach itself to my organs and then I'll be fucked is that how it works like like if you take an ibuprofen it's stuck in you forever I don't know okay next question is pancakes or waffles sorry um pancakes or waffles waffles 100% um I've asked I've been asked this so many times in life I just feel like it's waffles bitch it's waffles dude a Belgian waffle at a hotel continental breakfast in that machine that you like you flip over and then it beeps when it's done and then you like put all the toppings on it like i only want to eat waffles from a hotel continental breakfast there's something like as a kid like that was we would stay at the

holiday and express hotels of family like when we do like quick trips and shit i don't even know like we'd have basketball tournaments and the team would like stay at the holiday and express and then that morning breakfast it just it was so good the you know the waffle makers you guys all know what I'm talking about my family ended up buying one um like for our house and we would have Sunday morning waffles and shit uh but yeah pancakes are not bad it's just like if you have waffles there's just like it's better you like the the squares you know they fill up with the syrup and the butter butter and then I don't know whatever um I know that was like a preschool question I like when you guys ask me like what's your favorite color um next question

can we go for a date let me know soon no next question am I rude I don't know like here's the thing I got neighbors being loud a tall skinny dude with a nice coffee just walked in Jimmy yeah protect me please I'm scared a skinny dude um oh I have a story to tell you guys can I can I tell this story before I answer the next question and sorry like can we go on a date let me know soon. No, I'm not interested. Um, I don't need to explain myself. Dude, today was so, I got a story, quick story before I answer. I've got like, um, actually I'll finish the questions real quick. I'm going to do two more, just quickly finish two and then tell the story.

How do you feel about the color purple? Personally, I hate it more than red and blue combined. I love purple uh I am a pink I like my favorite color is pink but purple is very royal and it's luxe and it's I don't know it's like a vibe I love I love purple I used to have a purple bedroom in high school it was like a cave a purple cave um oh shit next question if you can meet three famous people who would they be and why Adam Levine um his guitarist and his pianist uh so I could tell them I could I could uh have a coming to Jesus conversation with them and say you're done I'm sorry you had a good ride you're done okay nobody wants you anymore you're you're done look I don't know three people three famous people uh who would I want to meet

Dude, I didn't think about this beforehand. Uh, shit. This is tough. There's so many people. Who haven't I met? I find myself, like, name dropping on Clubhouse a lot. And I don't like that about myself. I don't like to be that person, but I've done it now.

And I feel like I'm embarrassed. But you kind of get credibility sometimes. like certain there's a time and a place to mention shit to make people respect respect you a little more and on clubhouse like nobody knows you and i don't know i've been kind of flapping my gums a little bit uh i've done it twice now and uh about like people i know and i i don't know uh shit three famous people i don't know adam levine is pianist and his guitarist i'm gonna answer it that and I know that's annoying but like I'm not like stoked to meet anyone to be like no I'm not it's not something I think about like oh I'd love to meet this person and talk to

them I guess like yeah like someone like fucking Zuckerberg kidding I don't know all right let me tell you the story so I need your advice I need your advice right now or your input on whether this is something I should be scared of or something that's normal and it includes a very tall man a one-on-one conversation out on the street here's how it goes today I Jimmy rings the bell he has to go pee so I get his leash on and I walk outside with him and I'm right at my door I'm at my door um or it's like I have like a gate so I'll just say I was at my gate and then out of the corner of my eye as I'm locking the gate a tall dark like a tall dark and handsome dude he's like I'll put him at six five big dude uh alone jeans and a t-shirt clean cut looking

crosses a very busy street and instead of like crossing the road towards me instead of like normally crossing it to come over to me he like does a diagonal quickly straight at me and I noticed I knew like as soon as I saw him I was like he's coming at me I just had this gut feeling I'm like what's he's gonna approach me I just have a feeling so I'm like taking my time to lock the door just to like stay there because I was trying to like feel this out and I was like gonna pretend I was gonna go back inside but I'm like no just just stay you're fine just take Jimmy out it'll be fine so anyways he comes right over to me and he's like hey hey uh have you seen a guy with a mask on and a black dog because he just uh threatened my mom and and said his dog was

going to attack her for not wearing a mask so again he's alone he's like he's not with his mom and I was like oh no you know I see I'm sorry I don't I haven't seen anyone and I don't see a lot of people with masks so I'll keep my eyes out but I I don't know I just like kept it brief I don't know sorry he's like oh okay yeah you know he threatened her and I'm it's it's really messed up he called her every name in the book and you know I'm looking for him so yeah just keep an eye out I was like okay so I was thinking I'm like that was kind of weird especially because there were other people around that he could have come up to and like walked up to but he like came straight to me at my apartment like what the fuck okay so then I'm like all right he went off one way I went

off the other way I was thinking about it like that's weird and then uh because I was like I was thinking where's his mom right I'm like where's your mom like why are you just whatever so anyways we me and Jimmy go walking we ended up crossing paths again me and this guy he was going around the block and you know just it's like hi you know whatever just like said hello like I you know he's like I'm still looking it's super fucked up that someone would do that to my old mom and then I noticed he walked to a house and there's another guy so you have to understand like he was going so he walked inside of a house on the corner of the block I always go and like I always walk Jimmy around and there was another guy there and they just like talked

and then went inside and I just thought it was odd because I'm like you weren't at your house you were across the street where I live came and approached me and then like basically walked home and your mom isn't around and I do this walk all the time like I don't know if you can see me from your house does it okay so anyways guys is that as stupid is that some story he made up just because of course who wouldn't think that's fucked up that an old woman was threatened and a dog was going to attack her you know like why did he approach me and not the other pedestrians so yeah I'm a little bit sketched out uh I don't like the idea of someone knowing where I live and like walking right up to my door and like just like I don't know yeah I'm a little

bit paranoid but he seemed like a nice dude but he was also kind of slick and like uh like good with his words and like it was like he it's just like the way you know what it is for me I know I'm going on this random tangent on my Q&A but it was just the way he walked straight at me and crossed the road that was the odd part he beelined to me and that was like instantly intimidating and kind of odd so anyways I'm gonna that's that's the I guess the people watching update for today usually I haven't people watched in a while I've been recording a lot of the episodes at night and I used to people watch and mention like what I'm seeing outside my window every day and I feel like there you go uh this is what it's like to be a woman you know you never you're kind of uh

you're scared you you go in public and you can get scared easily when people are acting sketchy and um but that's a great example what that guy said and and how I perceived it in his body language and the whole situation is an example of how on paper it's like oh dude's just wondering if you've seen a guy with a dog because he threatened his mom and blah and then I'm like looking I'm I always read more into it I'm never just like oh that's what it is I'm always like no what's this guy really trying to do why did he walk over like that what what's he trying to do and why does he why did he go straight home and that's I walk by his house every day and like is he trying to talk to me and then I wasn't even thinking this like I wasn't even thinking is this guy trying to talk

to me and like hit on me I go immediately to this guy's trying to kill me like he's trying to hurt me I'm trying to like fucking I go there in my brain um but yeah I just and also when I took Jimmy out uh a little bit after that I just like fucking I walk like a dude and I fucking look angry and I look in charge and I was walking backwards I was walking backwards as I walked by that guy's house staring at his fucking house the whole time I had my hand up over my eyebrows looking in his windows like I see you bitch if you're in your house watching me I'm watching you bitch and like that's how I that's how I that's how I roll if I ever feel sketched out by a guy or a neighbor or something I'm like I you're on fucking notice you're on watch I know

what you're doing so this guy if I ever see him again uh it's gonna I'm gonna be uh very uh I'll be firm and I'll be short and I'll be like hey don't fuck with me first time ever by the way i've been living in the city now for a year and uh it's it's i live in a super safe area honestly like it's not it's fucking great here but this is the first time i've felt a little uncomfortable by a neighbor or just you know someone that was so odd and i'm like like when i thought back i'm like there are literally five people around him that he could have asked and maybe he already did but I'm like, what the fuck? Why'd you roll right up to my fucking gate? He almost died crossing the street just to come talk to me. Anyways, I feel like I'm cracked out on coffee

right now. So bad. Holy shit. I just blacked out and told that story and I'm like, wait, I'm so caffeinated. Shit. I need water. Um, happy Saturday. Uh, let me know. Just what do you think of that I'm sure if you're you're probably thinking good on you for thinking through it and and being on alert and uh but also it could be harmless so that's kind of the line I'm walking or the yeah I'm walking that right now in my brain like I gotta it was good good uh wake up call that I need to be I need to be watching myself a little bit better maybe outside I'm considering that especially at night. Like you just never know. And I'm hearing stories of, uh, puppies getting swiped, people getting their puppies ripped out of their, their hands out on walks. Uh,

that's happened here in San Diego. So that's freaky. That freaks me out. Uh, puppies that reminds me of, um, Air Bud. What was it? The first movie, the basketball movie and the clown steals the dog oh it's so that is the most like heart-wrenching movie ever what's the theme song of uh airbud no wait oh wait airbud theme song it's something like that and it really pulls at your heartstrings the whole time dude that's why we named our first Golden Retriever buddy because of Air Bud movies oh I love that I should watch it with Jimmy um so yeah what was I just saying uh I'm on alert yeah oh it's like weird how the first the day I got Jimmy do you guys remember how

the sign or the wake-up call I had was how uh like an hour before I picked Jimmy up a Yorkie got hit by a car outside of my apartment and a woman was like weeping in the streets holding it. And it was like lifeless. And I witnessed that like right before I got my puppy. So I was like, okay, when I'm out, when I'm outside with him on the street, I gotta be really careful keeping him alive. And now I'm like, I gotta be really, I gotta be really careful keeping myself alive now. Now I'm really, now I'm thinking about it a little more. Um, cause it's easy. Like when you're like, Oh, I live in a safe area. There's people all around. Like you just never know it's uh yeah good to keep in mind I guess that's kind of my latest journey I'll be on

I I get so like dude if if you see me on the street you won't know like I dress like a dude like straight up if I'm at night like I want to look as big and scary as fucking possible I wear like a big ass hoodie big coat I just walk aggressively I'm just I don't want to look like a dainty little meek weak person it's like welcome to being a girl sometimes and I don't think I don't know I don't I don't want to live paranoid but Jesus okay I just dragged that shit on so long uh yeah anyways thanks for hanging out happy Saturday Q&A number 20 kind of short and sweet I like to keep it I think I did like what 10 questions I can't get to everyone's but look um you can still send me questions I always look

at my DMs and uh you know keep tabs on like if someone asks me a question I'll I'll respond to you but I'll think about it for the next Q&A in fact I do have one um my mom wants to know what I'm doing on the 365 episode 365 when I've done this for a year she's like what are you gonna do on the last or the the year yearly episode the anniversary and I'm like I haven't even thought that far yet I have no plans let me know what should I do on the the one year of the show I'm hitting I'm gonna hit 200 soon I haven't even thought about like oh I could do a big thing for that I don't look at the number like the numbers don't I don't know it doesn't really do much for me like the milestones like I did something exciting for episode 69 because I had

to I mean like why wouldn't I but I feel like ever since then I haven't I haven't really looked at like oh it's episode 100 I don't think I did anything crazy for that episode episode 200 just whatever. Um, anyways, yeah. What should I do on the one year anniversary? I'll celebrate 10 years from now. You know, like I don't feel, I still got the training wheels on. I'm a student. I'm a student of the game. I'm a student of life. I'm a student, excuse me. I'm a student of podcasting and I'm, this is like year one of college. Like I'm not even, I'm in fucking preschool. I've done this September, October, November, December, January, six months. Wait, holy shit i've done this for six months wait september 4th october november december january

it's february 28th oh my god i'm celebrating right now like that's actually such a long time to podcast i feel like every day right six months i'm halfway am i halfway i'm halfway whoa i'm halfway whoa whoa but like it's not even halfway because at 365 i'm not gonna stop so anyways all right guys I know it dragged out at the end there but I had fun I like to squeeze everything out as best as possible before I end it so there you go uh I'll be fine and I shouldn't say that I should be a little I I'm I might be overthinking it but the whole man approaching me thing but that's like a good I feel like that's a juicy update I have I have a pretty boring life and I feel like there's a juicy update, you know, whatever. All right. Love you

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