The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 18- Vacuum Colonoscopy and The NFL

Episode Date: September 21, 2020

Here's a fun episode to start your week! Today I cover the latest news, recap my life story for the new listeners, and get mad at myself for talking about podcasting on the podcast. Have a great day!! :)

Welcome back to the podcast. Happy Monday. What's up? How's it going? Um, wow. 18 episodes in 18 days. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Um, that's your Monday motivation and we're going to move on. So, um, I, I know it'd be more responsible and more appropriate for me to actually give you, you know, my, the, the strategy behind doing a podcast every day. And maybe that would be better motivation. You know, I could talk about my, um, my routines and all that shit, but there's enough influencers out there. I don't want to be another one. We've already talked about this many times. Um, hi. Okay. I'm assuming you're a daily listener. If you're not welcome to the show. Um, I'm a train wreck. Welcome to my life. This is a stream of consciousness I do every single morning

and I'm lit. I'll be honest. I'm sitting back. I'm leaning back. Like I always do with my little microphone on, looking out the window. I'm constantly hunting. My eyes are constantly hunting down the wilderness outside for people watching opportunities to talk about. So I currently have nothing in my vision, but I'll let you know. I'll let you know if a man bun neighbor pops out today and walks his dog. All right. So it's going to be a fun podcast. It's Monday. I'm doing this every day. Let that be your motivation. You know what? I'm trying to be a trillionaire fuck it I'm trying to be the world's first fucking trillionaire fuck it I just thought about that like is that a thing yet has anyone hit the t has anyone hit the t word yet

the trillion so uh I don't know I got all this ass to know where to shake it so I'm gonna be a podcaster that's what I decided to do I'm gonna do it every day anyways um so I'm gonna go over the 24-hour update and the coffee fact right off the bat I'm gonna push myself and try to keep it concise because I really struggle with um doing it like longer than an hour but whatever listen to it in two different days if you can't if it's too long for you so anyways I hope you're doing well right now let's get into my life let's turn the tables uh this is all about me this is so self-indulgent I am the biggest the world's biggest fucking narcissist for doing this it's all about me so let's talk about my last 24 hours um first off I'm kidding by the way I I'm actually very

traumatized from living with a narcissist. And so it freaks me out to, um, to cut, like if I ever come across like that, I'm really paranoid. And so obviously everything I say is a joke on this podcast. If you take it seriously, please unsubscribe. Please don't listen. It's not like, yeah. Um, well we'll get all serious about why I'm doing this podcast a little later. Cause I'm going to do a little recap for the new listeners. Um, anyways, so let's talk about the 24-hour update, what happened over the last 24 hours of my life, uh, well, let's see, it's Monday, so yesterday was, yes, I need, so that's the word I, I struggle with, is yesterday, yesterday, yesterday was my little recovery Sunday, um, I massaged the shit out of my hamstrings that are

so sore from doing Russian dead, Russian RDLs, I did single leg RDLs on Saturday night, and I am feeling it still and so I did a little recovery day yesterday and I took my Amazon back massager thing I got and I put them under my thighs because I was like okay I don't have a Theragun I don't have one of those massage guns to help your you know muscle soreness so I was like you know what this will work so I flipped it over and propped my thighs up with a pillow and like put it put the massager underneath and the little back massager has these rotating balls or whatever like I don't know it's like a you've probably seen a back massager before and I was just it was digging out every little nook and cranny on my hamstrings and uh honestly no relief happened

it actually made it like more sore but I know it's probably good for me that I did that to break up some of that tissue anyways boring who cares about that uh week two in the NFL shout out Seahawks shout out Russell Wilson killing the game yeah let's let's talk let's go into the week to recap the NFL I'm gonna rely on NFL.com right now to back up the information I'm about to say or to provide the information for you guys because I can't speak that I can't speak about this off the top of my head all I know is the Seahawks beat the Patriots super happy about that really funny ending actually I love I love when shit like that happens you know first and goal and you fuck up and it's just game over um yeah let's see here uh nfl.com week two recap I got a

percentage of like 84 to well the other percentage be 16 women 84 is that 100 I don't know um I got a male dominant fellowship fellowship fellowship on this podcast so y'all know what's going on in the NFL, I don't need to, like, talk about it, but I want to, like, cater to my audience and give the people what they want, and I don't know, I'm seeing here the Falcons versus the Cowboys, week two highlights, Cowboys beat the Falcons, 40 to 39, you probably already know this, see some bullshit I could read here, credit Dak Prescott for standing in and slinging it behind an offensive line, missing both starting tackles, Dak completed 34 of 47 passes for 450 yards. Well, Russell Wilson did better than that, so I'm not interested in this particular

quarterback. Anyways, moving on. Kansas City Chiefs, 23. Los Angeles Chargers, 20. Of course. I don't know. What else happened? Baltimore Ravens, 33. Houston Texans, 16. Don't care. Yeah, none of these teams are really getting me excited. Honestly, I like the Seahawks, and that's all I'm going to talk about for the rest of the season, so I'm bored. Steelers lost to the Broncos. No, they beat the Broncos. This is part of my 24 hour update. So let's close that tab. I'm bored. Um, I do love football though. I know I talked about college football yesterday and, um, anyways, week two of the NFL. I'm, I'm, I'm keeping up with the Kardashians, man. I'm, I'm into it. It gives me something to fucking look forward to every week. Um,

anyways what am I saying who's still here hi Monday motivation um stay on the podcast and work on your attention span um oh okay so what else uh let's see what else happened yesterday I discovered um I discovered an intro song what am I saying my brother uh sent me a song for my intro and guys I'm not gonna play I was gonna do a little teaser but it's so perfect it's so me he made it last year in Vegas when we were at a we went to a family trip together and anyway so I'm excited I'm gonna have a new intro song it's like I think it's gonna be really unexpected when you guys hear it I feel like you're gonna be like whoa that's a different vibe I didn't expect that but anyways I'm obsessed with it it's so perfect so yeah yesterday I found

a song for the podcast NFL week two that was a stupid segment why did I just talk about that shit uh recovery day I moved my smoke detector I moved my smoke detector I had a little epiphany like you know yes it's appropriate that this is in my kitchen because that's probably where the fire is going to start but every time I've been cooking lately it goes off like the slightest bit of smoke coming off my scramble eggs will fucking send it screaming for it and it's it's the type of smoke detector where I have to throw it up against a wall to make it turn off like that's the only solution I cannot I can't do the little like tap the button to make it stop I have to break it and I have to get the batteries out somehow and anyways I finally moved my smoke detector I

had a little epiphany that had talking too fast I have coffee did I even sip my coffee yet today for you guys let's do it okay so um wow take a deep breath I had an epiphany that I can put my smoke detector in any location in my apartment because I don't know I just figured if the if the bitch goes up in flames it'll detect it you know what I mean but it doesn't have to be over the spot that's gonna get the most smoke every day if that makes sense I don't know my brain understands it but uh so yeah I moved my smoke detector I also performed a colonoscopy on my vacuum I am getting real sick and tired of getting sick and tired of that thing clogging and so I cleaned her out I cleaned her out did a little colonoscopy I've always said that about vacuums

I'm like when you clean out that tube you're that's that's I would consider a colonoscopy so I don't know I just like that word for it's like the same same shit dude getting a colonoscopy can't imagine that's gonna happen I feel like everyone has to have that at some point in their life look for polyps in your bowels polyps is that what they're called shout out to my colon for, you know, keeping me, keeping me, uh, keeping me regular, man, I'm a regular bitch, a regular bitch, I know all these people love to talk about their IBS, but I can't really, honestly, I, uh, I'm, uh, I don't know what I'm saying, is that too much information, maybe, I don't care, uh, no, I'm not gonna say it, TMI, okay, uh, so, yeah, did that yesterday,

I basically chilled, recovered, watched some football, uh, today's outfit of the day, same shit different day got my cotton candy uh sweatshirt on and I'm wearing some Victoria Secret what are these like I don't know nice underwear like actual underwear not a fucking thong um which is pretty like I don't know different for me to do that I was once told that these are not flattering on my ass and to that person I can say go fuck yourself because uh, everything that I wear is flattering, so I don't understand where, where that was coming from, I think he was jealous of my ass the whole time, um, yeah, do you guys get jealous of, like, oh, I wish I had an ass as nice as my girlfriend's, anyways, I'm wearing my, let's see, perfume of the

day, it's the, uh, La Vie a Belle, I wore it yesterday, why do I always update you guys on dumb shit, like, I feel like I'm a thousand minutes into the podcast, and I just did nonsense, but you know what let's move on um coffee fact fuck a second this is so boring hi okay I'm gonna get in like a better mood for the podcast right now okay Jacqueline so snap out of it let's have a good rest of the podcast let's have a little I'm in the locker room it's halftime I'm having a little coming to uh Jesus moment I'm like you know coaching myself and I'm realizing that I'm sucking right now and I need to stop I don't know just I need to stop god I don't know I just like notice when I get annoying and like flat when I talk about stuff like I'm just like why is this

important why am I talking about my fucking like sweatshirt anyways okay so coffee fact of the day do you guys even like this segment I feel like I don't know maybe it's interesting it's the only thing I keep consistent about the podcast uh and that I do it seven days a week and that I do a Q&A on Saturdays and that's all I'm going to say um second it's so coffee is the world's second largest traded commodity crude oil is first yes it is not a typo coffee is consumed in great quantities making it the world's most second beloved beverage after water it is worth over 100 billion dollars worldwide well now you know world's second largest traded commodity well I feel like that wasn't that surprising but if you didn't know that now you know all right moving on

Um, okay. So I know I shit on the news all the time, but you know what, since it's Monday, since it's Monday, I'm going to acknowledge what's going on in the world. And we got, we got some, uh, we got some action in the Gulf. We got some, we got some weather happening in the Gulf. Um, let's go to my Chrome because I bounced between, I don't know why I do this. I have Chrome and Safari and I have separate reasons for using each browser and so I'm constantly like going between the two and it's stupid but um here I'm looking at the uh the old tropical storm news a tropical why am I okay you guys probably probably already know the news but I'm gonna just acknowledge what's going on in the world I don't want to be ignorant I gotta say that

uh, you know, shit's happening, and I'm aware, and I want to talk about it, so there's a tropical storm warning, in effect, from Port Arkansas, Texas, to Morgan City, Louisiana, including Houston and Victoria, Houston's the location of the fucking oil company, I need to, that needs to start drilling, because I got, I'm invested, and I'm annoyed, so that's probably a bad thing, um, anyway, so yeah, there's a tropical storm going on, apparently, uh, next bit of news, okay, let's move on from that it's like not that dramatic it's not like a fucking hurricane uh is happening but wait what there's a hurricane too shit wait I don't know what's the difference wind speed 39 miles per hour you'll you'll make it Houston you'll be fine you'll make it Texas um apparently

I feel like changing my mood right now I feel like I'm being I don't know when is she going to stop commenting on her fucking podcast behavior probably never podcast about being a podcaster you're tuning in you're hearing it here you heard it here first I admit I admit that I got I've got some issues with that but this is just one giant fucking learning experience and I'm uh I'm I'm just uh whatever okay so apparently Facebook will report well I'm trying to read this but I'm going to just say what it is apparently Facebook's going to pay people to deactivate their account before the election, yeah, apparently they're going to do that, um, I'm reading here that they could be paid up to $120 to deactivate their account as

part of, um, a study or part of a study into the, looking into the impact of social media and political attitudes and behaviors during the, yeah, so, probably not, I doubt that, I mean, I'm going to make like fucking, so if you're listening, go make a hundred Facebook accounts and deactivate all of them and you can get paid up to a hundred dollars, $120 per account. So if you're struggling right now financially, there you go. Don't rely on the government just for that stimulus check, which apparently, who knows if that's going to come again, but maybe. So yeah, Facebook paying people to deactivate. Okay. And that's not that interesting. let's see what else is going on oh the Shia LaBeouf shit did you guys see that oh my god okay

so there's this COVID relief benefit where all these actors did a live stream um like a live reading of Fast Times at Ridgemont High I think which is like a 1982 movie I think like Sean Penn was in that who else was in that anyway so there's this live reading of that and um they raised much money for COVID and shit but Shia LaBeouf he's getting a lot of he's getting a lot of uh attention right now for his his um he his part he was doing he like he was a stoner he was what's his actor's name um let me look it up it's like Jeff Spicoli that the character Jeff Spicoli he read for and um anyways it was so fucking funny just like go look up Shia LaBeouf on online right now and you'll see it, you've probably already seen it, but I'm just recapping it, because I'm trying to be,

I'm trying to be a, a, I don't know, I'm trying to acknowledge what's going on in the world, I'm not, I don't know, I'm just sharing the good news, okay, so already judging myself about this segment of the podcast, already sick of it, but what other news could I talk about, election coming up, Instagram just came out with this, like, I just saw, like, a new tab about, um, they did a little new highlight about registering for the election or something, I don't know, just, I don't know, um, what am I saying, uh, fuck, stay with me, stay with me, um, this episode sucks, but self-aware, self-awareness is a good thing, self-awareness is a good thing, oh, I know, I just, like, was, I was gonna tell you guys, I was gonna, I was gonna confess that,

um, I was gonna confess that I have this kind of, like, sick adrenaline rush about this election, like, I don't know how to explain it, but I'm, like, not nervous at all, I'm just kind of, like, because it's like a movie, I mean, everything about this year is just, like, fucking crazy, it's, like, what's it going to be next, right, but I'm, like, I'm just looking forward to it, I'm just, like, okay, because, to be honest, I want it to happen, and then I want to get on the other side where the other side to me is like okay November election we're all like okay we have the result and then we can go into the holidays and kick off or like celebrate the end of the year I'm just looking forward to that because I'm going home for the holidays for like

a full month and I'm not worried too much about the world because I know I'll be in the safety of my own home in a nice safe town and I um anyways I I wanted to say that I'm like I feel like I need to board up my windows or some shit like I'm kind of thinking like it's going to be this chaotic writing situation again which most people I mean most people are saying that but I'm like I don't know I have like this sick like rush in my head about it I don't want to see anything anyone hurt but I'm just thinking like to observe people getting upset about who becomes president is going to be the best entertainment like people that are that like insane because I do not I've said this so many times I just don't understand why

people are so emotionally charged by the presidency and I know we're just upset and we're just we feel so let down that we don't have someone that's like consoling us and telling us it's going to be okay and really doing that parental like thing for the for the country and and we just feel like there's no hope, and we have no, I don't know, we're all kind of fending for ourselves, so I get it, but it's just, it's just funny to watch, so anyways, that's enough for like the, the updates with the news, and what's going on in the world, let's move on, we're going to do a little reminiscing time, I'm not going to tell you yet what era we're going to go back to, so stick, stick with me here, we're going to get into it, that's going to be the, probably the end

segment of the show but now I want to do a quick little life recap for for anyone new anyone that's like I know this I know this chick does a podcast seven days a week but I only I only have time for this episode 18 I'm getting started at the most recent episode and like I have a grasp of maybe some some things about her but I don't really know so I'm a little confused but I'm along for this ride I'm tuning in whatever so if that's you hi welcome to uh this train wreck uh today's been a bit rough I will say that I keep saying every episode this is the worst one like it keeps getting getting worse and um it's okay that's just the way it is uh it's all just one giant learning experience and I'm not this is a practice of me letting go and not judging myself so let's

have some coffee because I'm getting a little parched for the new listeners I drink instant instant coffee I make it super concentrated like espresso shots and then I pour it over ice and you're welcome that's the best thing ever okay so basically basically quick life update or quick life recap I'm a mid-20s single chick living in San Diego in our own place I came out here in 2018 because I always wanted to move to Southern California so here I am right I'm from the small town of Mount Vernon Washington grew up in farmland I went to Catholic school my whole life I did played like every sport I did a lot of I did like dancing and singing and acting I did like anything you could think of I probably did it

um Girl Scouts um anyways I went to high school and I went to college of course this is stupid why I'm including this I don't know basically I got my degree in PR I uh have been trying to like find my passion I feel like my whole 20s so far and lately I'm like okay you found it like it's podcasting, you're obsessed with it, you cannot stop podcasting, you're, you're just, like, it's become this sick addiction where I'm, I can't think about anything else, I don't want to do anything else, I don't want, I'm just, like, this is it, this is my calling, I've never been this excited to do anything else every single day, and, um, anyway, so, yeah, so that's kind of my life story, I guess, I have two siblings, um, my parents are divorced, my dad's remarried,

My mom's got a really awesome boyfriend, close with all my family members, great relationships, like pretty normal childhood, I guess. I mean, there was some chaos and trauma a little bit, but like for the most part, my parents did a great job, super blessed and grateful for them. I mean, I don't know, like, okay, so now, you know, if you're new, there's my life story. uh and then in the last couple years I've had this like self work time I quit my job at a startup walked away from that and kind of uh had a little identity crisis I was like soul stripped by the end of that so the last couple years I've been um or just like I guess the last year

but mainly over the last five years I've been really working on um like just be becoming um fully me and just accepting it and going through all this stuff so anyways I had like this epiphany my brother he's really woken me up to it um I've had this this epiphany about how most of my life's suffering is all in my head and it's just stupid insecurities about shit that doesn't matter and I'm over it so I'm doing a podcast now every day I'm working on it um by talk it's like talk therapy I'm working with a therapist I'm talking to myself it's a thing so yeah I've realized like a lot of people go their whole lives with the same shit different year same you know same um depression different year same insecurity different year and it's like

they they'll go their whole life and it's like they they just you know and I don't want to be like that I've observed that about other people and I'm trying to be the person that's like I really I've recognized this behavior with myself or this pattern I don't want to be like this anymore and I'm gonna do whatever it takes to overcome it and so for me thank you for being on this journey with me this is my hero's journey this is my story you guys are like tuning in every day or however often I don't even know like once a year I don't care fuck it I don't it's not about that it's just like you guys are along for the fucking ride and you're gonna know like the most like specific details about what's going on in my brain and um I'm I'm I'm detaching man I'm

detaching from my stories I'm detaching from all my bullshit it's just not necessary it's stupid it's a it's a waste of life and honestly I don't I keep saying I don't want to influence you I don't want to be like another motivational self-help person on the internet my goal here is to um not make this about me really I mean I know it's like impossible to not make it about me But at the end of the day, like, I really think that I want to, like, make you question your own behavior and get curious about yourself and work on yourself and ask yourself questions because I think that that's really healthy and that's really something that we all can do. So I'm guessing if you're listening in this podcast, maybe you also struggle with something if you're relating to me in any way. So hi. Okay, so that's annoying.

Let's move on. there's my life fucking recap um oh I'm still looking for a fucking cat sorry I keep swearing I just swore too many times right there sorry I think I've been doing okay this episode if I had to grade myself I think I'd give myself like a an a minus I haven't sworn I haven't used the f word that much um what was I saying um oh yeah I'm still looking for a kitten I'm looking for the perfect cat still not coming across my doorstep I just can't find one I keep thinking it's the one and it's not and it's just really frustrating um oh and something else I want to tell people about the podcast because this is the podcast about podcasting is like I feel like the best

like energy experience in life ever like when you like get feel it feel this right now with me like the best high ever in life where you're like the best feeling ever to me personally is like live entertainment if you're like at a concert a show you're in a crowd it's loud as fuck you know the speakers are blaring if you're like a club or rave like when there's live like loud energy and shit and an artist up in front in front of you it's like the best thing ever and I don't know why every time I'm podcasting I'm like I know I cannot even get close to fucking replicating that for you guys but pretend this is like that I don't know like what it's gonna take but I'm gonna strive for that as a podcaster I'm trying to get better this is a learning experience every podcast I'm

trying to grow and learn and get better for you guys but I'm somehow at some point maybe it's year 10 maybe it's year 15 I don't know this is my 30-year plan I am gonna try to get there for you guys and replicate that. I'm just like, I'm realizing how shitty this year has been for live entertainment. And, um, this is the best I can fucking do. And we're going to get even better on October 1st. We're going to get even better on October 1st because guess what's happening October 1st. I'm going on the YouTube. I'm going on the YouTube. I'm recording this in the video form as well as the audio form. And, uh, it's going to be like a little, a little, uh, daily show. I don't know. It's not going to be a highly produced thing. It's like me pressing record just

like I do every day here and opening my mouth and hopefully, I don't know. Fuck it. I don't know. Trying to make that energy, trying to boost your energy every day if I can. What am I saying? This is dumb. Still no people watching. And I got eagle eyes, man. I got eagle eyes. I can see the littlest details out in the abyss and I'm not seeing anything right now I'm looking at a Prius driving through again total eyesore I got a moving truck parked downwards on a hill and he did not turn his wheels towards the curb so that emergency brake better be on um I'm a bit nervous what else can I talk about anyways shout out Priuses though for uh being so fucking eco-friendly um okay so yeah anyways like I just I just want to like get better at

this over time and yeah I anyways I feel like something I realized is I've judged myself all the time about being like like sharing myself and personality and point of view and all that stuff in my opinions like I've always judged myself about that because I'm like who are you to say this who are blah blah you know but I need to start looking at being a conversationalist as like a skill or a talent because I think like if you look at someone who's great at singing people recognize that as oh they're talented at singing and I'm trying to like give myself I'm trying to like boost my my um self-worth or whatever because I'm like this has to I mean the ability to just say anything and speak my truth and have zero inhibitions and like

pour my heart and soul out to you guys every single day like it's maybe borderline psychotic that I talk to myself and sit in my little apartment every day and do this but I feel like there's something about me that's um there's it's like important that I do this for the world I don't know it's my contribution to society podcasting and there's got to be some sort of it doesn't I feel like not everyone could do this so I got to give myself some sort of like I don't know I have I have a weirdly low self-esteem I have like the weirdest it doesn't make sense I feel like if you meet me it like you would never know I feel like unless you're my family I think they can see through me but I feel like most people wouldn't know that about me so

I'm being very vulnerable with you right now I'm letting you know that I have like the lowest self-esteem and it's bullshit and I'm over it so I'm working on it anyways um so yeah we're gonna we're gonna reminisce let's talk about the sweet times when shit was good let's talk about when sweet times when shit was good now um I'm gonna take you back we're gonna get our little fucking flux pavilion time machine shout out um back to the future is that what that thing was called the flux pavilion is that back to the future I don't fucking know um so let's go to the chrome I got it pulled up here we're gonna time machine back to close your eyes right now this era was when shit was good this is when shit was so normal so good life was sweet man okay close your eyes

is 2019 shit was good it's January guess what happened the world record egg dominates Instagram 2019 was off to a good start for the internet when a stock photo of an egg yes an egg beat out Kylie Jenner for the most liked photo on Instagram do you guys remember that that stupid fucking egg that got all those likes yeah so it's 2019 and that's how shit got started so yeah moving on I'm on a website here we're gonna recap 2019 I'm trying to get you in your feels when shit was good okay um the 10-year challenge goes viral not really that cool let's talk about um fucking Jordan Woods uh Kardashian family drama happened if you remember that oh uh the Lori Loughlin um college admissions scandal happened that's when it kicked

off uh jennifer lopez and alex rodriguez got engaged i feel like is this like that i feel like there's pop culture news like this this year anyways so it's not like this is anything that fun but um anyways end of the avengers saga happened in 2019 with the release of avengers endgame back in april the fourth and final installment in the avengers saga marked the end of an epic 10-year phase from the marvel cinematic universe unless and left millions marvel fans at the edge of their seats for the epic conclusion i'm not into those movies honestly like people that like those i just i i get it but i never got into them um i love like anything batman i'll watch but that's about it uh sonic the hedgehog horrifies the internet 2019 stupid

uh kathy lee gifford retires from the today show 2019 oh april last year first image of a black Cole this is a stupid segment I'm just trying to get you guys like in your feels let's talk about my life in 2019 when shit was normal like I don't know not wearing a mask when I walk out the door every day not wearing a mask um what else um just like actually being around people all the time my jobs and like going out into the world and I don't know never it's there's no there weren't any weird vibes like this year just has the weirdest vibes with people and like in public it just feels different I can't explain it um anyway so this is a dumb segment what else could I read about in 2019 that happened oh the royal baby Archie was born okay oh the end of Game of

Thrones happened so maybe this is depressing that I talk about 2019 because Game of Thrones ended um that's not that sweet but I never watched a single episode I got like 20 minutes in the first one I was like not for me I don't like so I don't really like um how do I explain it TV shows I guess like I have to sit through a whole series of some shit no I don't like that kind of genre I think is what it is I like reality type of stuff I like documentaries. I like, um, comedy. I don't necessarily like, what's that theme or what's that genre? Like fantasy shit. Yeah. I'm not really into that so much. Um, when I was younger, I was, I mean, I, I fuck with like Harry Potter and, um, Star Wars. What else was like fantasy

stuff that I loved um oh Hunger Games what else oh oh I was a Star Trek nerd growing up my dad always had us watching those like first generation Star Trek I've seen like every generation or whatever they're called I was a huge I'm just trying to be quirky and different than most people my age I think but I'm just um by saying this because I don't think people admit they like Star Trek but I I fuck with Star Trek um anyways this podcast sucks it's all good we're still here you're you'll uh you know you'll walk away from this going you know what that last hour I don't know about it it kind of just wasted my time but I stuck around and I'm proud of myself for you know extending my attention span or my focus um so that's your Monday mental health

exercises to stay on this fucking podcast what was I gonna look at oh more recaps of 2019 that happened Adam Sandler returns to SNL cool uh what June the world meets Forky from Toy Story 4 stupid news uh women's soccer team wins the world cup awesome oh Old Town Road you guys remember that song I'm gonna take you down I can't remember how it goes but that was so overplayed oh my god Old Town Road breaks the chart records Lil Nas Lil Nas X made history with his country rap hybrid songs that became the longest running number one on the Billboard Hot 100 19 consecutive weeks at the number one spot dang I feel like songs really yeah that's a that's a go and I think a lot of people would remember that, oh, cats trailer, train wreck, fucking train wreck, did you guys see that,

cats, July, the cats trailer disturbs and delights many, yeah, oh, the bottle cap challenge, that was last July, so there you go, that'll take you back, um, Beverly Hills 90210 gets a reboot, okay, I need more coffee, this is a dumb thing, but you know what, we're just hanging out right now, we're on FaceTime you guys are hanging out with me that's how this honestly for the new listeners I know I I don't know I like explained my why and like why I'm doing this and everything but if you tune in every day and you're just like oh we're on FaceTime or we're on a you know I'm on speakerphone with you like that's what this is so I'm gonna just we're just hanging out right now I'm drinking coffee

someone commented I was kind of like you know you're right actually um he commented on my recent post and said because I said I did 17 podcasts in 70 days or whatever and he's like so you're gonna do one every day or gonna slow down and do one do one or two a week and I said seven days a week or whatever and then he and then he goes dope idea if the quality of content can stay strong and engaging and I felt I'm like dude true fuck my life like that's how I'm that's where I'm at right now I'm realizing that like I gotta bring it I gotta get good at this shit and I'm and I know I am like I know I'm like I'm willing to put in the work and grind and like start at the bottom here and just do it every fucking day because every day I'm like learning more and it's

it's you know it's a whole it's like a personal I'm climbing Everest you know what I mean with this podcast I'm not putting too much pressure on myself but he made a good point like I really think that moving forward if I had some sort of structure with like each day you know what you're gonna get out of the podcast you know what I mean like thick Thursday every Thursday's thick Thursday and that's just what I've been calling it but it's not like I have anything related to like the thick thing you know what I mean but like Saturday so far I've been doing a Q&A every Saturday that's consistent anyways I'm aware now that if the content and if I can't keep you guys engaged like if I'm just saying the same thing every day it's gonna get really boring really

fast so uh he made a good point um I acknowledge that yeah I've got to be uh on point but it pushes me it really this whole daily podcasting thing pushes me to like get my thoughts out and really like think about things and um I love it I I love I love writing I love talking I love like I've told you guys the act of like I have these notebooks in front of me or this notebook and I I just like jotting ideas down and just kind of like bullet pointing shit out um so yeah I I totally hated the 2019 recap so that was a bad idea but you know we just learned something I think that was stupid and I think you would agree okay we're in the same we're in the on the same page about that um you might have agreed with what did I talk about um if I oh I mentioned the NFL

for all the boys out there so maybe you're like oh yay the NFL something oh football yay I'm I'm this was worth my time listening to because jocelyn said oh she did a little recap which sucked it honestly sucked i didn't even get through all the teams i think i got to like the ravens and i'm like fuck this i'm out i just care about the seahawks um shout out russell wilson greatest of all time um okay moving on uh so oh i have a note in my phone of topics i want to cover I flip-flop I have a note my bullet points I use are the popcorn emoji because we're at the you're at the AMC movie theater when you listen as well as the live concert you're kicked back you're relaxed the movie's about to start that's the feeling in your body right now I know

it is I know it is just like those pre-movie butterflies I always talk about it on this podcast it's one of my favorite moments in life watching trailers watching the AMC silence your phone preview thing that Disney Castle it's so majestic there's something about a big screen and like sitting back watching a movie and dude I'm trying to replicate that shit for the podcast and uh I don't know oh I wrote I just want to tell influencers to snap out of it yeah I know I'm not going to talk about influencers today because I've beat that horse to death um parking lots yeah that's something I put on a bullet point here fuck them honestly I'm over it we need to reinvent parking lots, we need to re-strategize, we need to re-redesign the layout, I think parking

lots should be shaped in a circle, okay, so here's the thing, when people ask, like, oh, what's your biggest pet peeve, I always say parking lots, because there is nothing that, my hell on earth is backing up at a grocery store parking lot, like, trying to leave that, I am never more annoyed than that moment because here's the thing you're you're in your car you're in a grocery store parking lot you're wedged in there as soon as you back up some motherfucker's going behind you with a shopping cart and they're not looking and you're about to hit them every fucking time someone's walking across the back your rear view mirror you're just like jesus and then the car opposite of you simultaneously is backing out as you're backing out and they're not looking at all they're

just they're just going for it and that's almost a car crash every fucking time and then there's the hesitant shit so then there's the hesitant shit people do when you roll into a parking lot people are timid as fuck when they drive they're like you know it's it's this dance you fucking do and people aren't assertive and they're like oh yeah are you gonna turn in there are you gonna wait and it's like just be oh and stopping signs do not um i don't i don't do the stopping sign or stop thing in parking lots it doesn't the lot the road the laws of the road are not they don't apply to parking lots okay that's just my personal opinion so anyways yeah I hate parking lots I think they should be shaped like a circle um hesitant drivers fucking piss me off

in parking lots I just hate like okay or if you're at like a four-way stop thing in a parking lot and like no one can make a decision I'm just like it's so annoying my it makes me itch but I think okay so hear me out if a parking lot was shaped in a circle imagine a circle and the the part so the parking spaces would be lined up around the circle does that make sense imagine like little lines around the edge of the circle kind of like how what could I compare this to you guys are guys so I'm trying to think of like a tool that would make sense for this thinking of like I can't say I don't know what the name of that is um like a grapefruit okay just imagine with like little segments so yeah that's the parking lot shape and layout so what

would happen is you have the entrance on what just anywhere on the edge of the circle and this circles this bitch is parked in front of a this parking lot is parked in front of the grocery store right just like the circle outside of the grocery store so what you do is you pull in you pull in on the side and you find a slot around the edge right here's the thing the reason why I think this is the genius way to do things in the future somebody somebody produced this I just want one grocery store to make this so I can drive up to it and park so I was thinking like okay so when you back out of that circle huge like this thing is the size of a normal parking lot right but the shape of a circle when you back out you've all the room in the world to back out

there's no car coming out opposite of you like you know 20 yards back it's just not like more like 10 yards it's just this giant that you have the whole middle of the parking lot to back out whip around come out now the part of this that gets me a little nervous in this in this design is it'd be a little bit chaotic if like 10 cars were trying to leave at once you know what I'm saying like everyone would have to like you know everyone's backing out but then you kind of have to like figure out who's going out first and get in a line or something but I don't know maybe what happens is you back out and then you there's like a center um there's like a lane that's far enough in the middle I don't know what I'm saying anyways make parking lots circular I'm sick of them that

was on my little note here to talk about and rant about but uh now you know my opinion on parking lots fuck them um are people wheelbarrow wheelbarrow real wheel wheelbarrow racing anymore do kids play red rover and capture the flag anymore yeah just thoughts um so do people wheelbarrow wheelbarrow let's work this word out right now wheelbarrow race wheelbarrow barrow wheelbarrow yeah is that a thing anymore or is that like a oh only nine only 90s kids remember that was such a big deal back in like field day in school we would just like grab each other's ankles and make someone walk on their hands do people do that and i want to know leave shoot me a dm were you a were you the wheelbarrow or were you the the holder of the wheelbarrow because i

was always the wheelbarrow because I have strong arms and I felt like there's nothing like that I don't really have strong arms but I have um like the crazy thing where I'm like I'll do it I'll be the wheelbarrow I'll do I'll take I'll take one for the team I'll go I'll go through the pain but like that um that feeling of the person holding your ankles pushing you and you're like the your arms are just going going going going going and it's like the the adrenaline rush of like people next to you going and yeah do people are is that even a thing anymore so yeah I thought about that uh I thought about other kid games like Red Rover I'm sure that's I feel like that's still around or uh Capture the Flag I used to play the fuck out of Capture the Flag

I remember in um like I think it was I don't know like fifth sixth grade we had an ongoing I'm pretty sure it was Capture the Flag yeah like recess in my Catholic at my Catholic school is the shit if you went to the school I'm talking about hi how you doing what's up welcome back to my life I know it's been like fucking years but you know what I know who you are we know it like I feel like there's so many people from my past that like I recognize your face I know their name we went to school together whether you were a couple years older than me or younger or whatever or maybe you were in my class and it's just weird how like those people were such a big part of most of your life because most of my life was like year you know first

kindergarten till eighth grade that was like 11 years 10 years nine years I don't know I can't do math we've already established this but like it's weird to think that they had such a big they're every day at school in class they're with me and then boom you're like off to high school off to college you never see each other again so hi um anyway so I think we had like an ongoing capture the flag game for like all of fifth grade or all of sixth grade or something I missed like recess we played bump every day with um we didn't use basketballs for one of the hoops we used we had this plastic hoop they installed it's so crazy to me like when our catholic school got an upgrade on the playground such a big fucking deal oh my god we got like a new like a new play what are

they called like jungle gym thing we used to have a wood one that people would get slivers on all the time and it's falling apart with like a metal slide and they upgraded it to like the ones you see now like the typical plastic playground gym things anyway so yeah um they put in a plastic basketball hoop and I remember like every single fucking day I think it was all of fifth grade and sixth grade we played bump bump is the shit if you ever played bump oh my god that was like the highlight of my life when I think about my I love to reminisce on the show if you're new I love to reminisce but I really like to think of school times and uh dude the boys would get so aggressive with it and we would too like bumping someone's ball because we would use the bouncy balls we

wouldn't use the normal basketballs we use like the rubbery ones if that makes sense like the ones you would use for kickball shit dude recess was the shit and I think our recess was like an hour fucking long wait was it an hour I don't know probably it was just what a time to be alive and like not to be dramatic but it's crazy when you're in your 20s to look back at your like school days and your childhood and you're like that is gone that is done it is so gone it's so far away that kind of life is just like you have you only get that experience one time and it's weird I'm finally at that age where I'm like dude live that shit up and like now I'm having some gratitude about it and I'm having some reflection time about it because I really think

that it's good to remember like the feelings of being super happy and like carefree and the older I get like that's part of my journey and doing this podcast is like trying to get back to that feeling as much as I can with how I live my life now and what I do every day and what I think about so anyway shout out to uh kids at recess in 2019 how's your covid fucking recess time it's like your parents just say okay go outside and play 15 minute time we're just started and then you just I don't know scroll on your phone because like do kids even do what do kids fucking do at recess anymore probably I don't know like tiktok dances um what else do I have on my bullet points here was that a good story was that I always talk about stupid shit like old times but

oh I wrote uh these are kind of from my tweets these ideas for the podcast topics today but whatever I wrote that um I feel like ever everyone loves James Charles like subconsciously we're like obsessed with him because he kind of sounds like Mickey Mouse and I wrote that I mean that in the most complimentary way like that's not a negative thing it's just kind of the way it is but I feel like he kind of has like that oh I got Mickey Mouse like I can't describe it but we all grew up with Mickey Mouse so it's like remind he's kind of like our current day Mickey Mouse does anyone else notice that go listen to something James Charles puts out and then let me know send me a dm if you agree and James Charles you're not listening I don't ever like please

like just don't listen honestly like I don't I don't I talk too much shit about influencers I think you're great though I think you're super fucking talented and your work ethic is very very admirable um I gotta give you that you're one of a kind but anyways what was I saying I don't know um what else do I have here on a bullet point um maybe I should end this podcast is this like enough today I feel like you know what keep it concise keep it concise keep it keep it uh chewable I don't want to choke you guys with an hour and a half or two hours oh I wrote everything is bullshit this year bullshit I don't know why I wrote that cattywampus cattywampus I'm gonna google that word I keep thinking of

words like nobody like because I'm trying to be unique and quirky and not like anyone else and I want to use words that are like my words like yesterday I said oh no one says terrific anymore oh how terrific is this podcast oh terrific oh terrific it's like a it's such a general like that's a that word is on its way out in this in the whatever the oldest generation is right now that group like as soon as they're gone it's done I don't feel like that word is ever going to get revived unless I start saying it so I'm going to take one I'm going to do the do the dictionary a solid and uh the old webster and start saying terrific every day cattywampus urban dictionary yeah I don't know why I randomly thought of this word um oh yeah not straight not square not level

crooked the wingnuts that framed the house were stupid and now the walls and floor are cattywampus it's just a great word cattywampus I don't know I wrote I literally just wrote that on a note my phone um oh I have an idea so episode 24 is gonna be the basketball episode it's just gonna be the basketball episode I'm gonna talk about everything basketball I used to be a basketball player it was a huge part of my life I'm gonna go into like every little nook and cranny in detail about playing basketball growing up playing basketball my basketball career all the like oh positive affirmation alarm just went off um all the embarrassing shit I went through like you know at the free throw line with the school watching me how much I was like not self-aware that I wasn't

like the best on the team but I felt like I should have been bumped up to varsity when I when I wasn't and like all that kind of shit so I'm gonna go into that on the 24th episode use your little brain right now why would I do that on the 24th episode just think about it not to get depressing but like yeah shout out Kobe rest in peace I have a thought about you every day and I get really fucking depressed and I still like it does anyone else like if I just have like if I just think about Kobe it's so surreal that he's gone still like it doesn't my brain still hasn't processed like I just still see him walking and talking in my head and it's so strange so yeah I'm gonna do a little like basketball um basketball related or whatever episode on the 24th episode so that'll be

in a few days we're just you know we're on episode 18 um I don't know my style seems to be like coming into its own now I feel like things are starting to grow and change and really like you know I don't want to ever get set in my ways on this podcast but um I don't know like I feel like every five episodes sound the same like every cluster of five episodes will probably you know what I mean and then something will kind of like shift but um I'm just trying to bring the fuck so here's the thing okay I feel like in the past here's the podcaster here's the podcaster talking about podcasting so here you go welcome to the show this is what it's all about the end of the day there's a segment of me talking about this so whatever suck it up um but I feel like

I want to be the energizer bunny I want to be like oh my god like scream and yell and just be like are you fucking serious I can't believe that this is going on in the world and holy shit like I want to be more animated and loud and crazy because like that's what I expect out of myself I'm like if you're gonna keep people like if you want to bring the energy like live entertainment and like going to a concert and like provide that same experience for people you can't just be like hey guys like happy Monday episode 18 what's up like I don't know and I know that maybe that the level of my voice and like the way I sound is very like it's like comforting because it's just calm and I'm talking shit out and just a stream of

consciousness but sometimes I'm like dude I wanted to get the circus on with myself I want to turn into the fucking like and I don't even know like the joker like not the joker like a clown and I don't know I judge myself because I'm like dude it's like just bring the energy bring the energy but I'll be super TMI and honest like it's it's kind of one of those weeks where I'm like I'm feeling um I don't know it's that time of the month okay that's all I'm gonna say I just don't feel like it it's timely right now on this Monday but you know what the storm has come the storm is brewing I have that thought in my head that you know what I'd say like once a week I'll really I'll really fucking bring it for you guys like I'll just you know I don't know I it I think

you know what I need to do let's have a an honesty Abe session honest Abe session with ourselves right now. As I'm drinking coffee, I'm going to say this. I really think I need to reset my tolerance with coffee. Um, I'm, I'm starting to notice like my crashing is getting really bad, like from my coffee in the morning, like taking a nap at 11am is not normal. Like I get super sleepy that early and um I think it's like I'm really over caffeinating and not I'm just like not doing things correctly guys I'm gonna really be like honest like I so I worked out this morning did I even talk about my morning yeah I went to the gym this morning but um I'm like going to the gym on an empty stomach I usually just do that I don't like to eat before I work out but then I

come home all excited to podcast so I have a coffee on the way to the gym and then I have I usually just do like black ice coffee and then I have a another coffee I get too excited to podcast I take a cold shower I get my shit my headphone on and everything I sit down I press record because I'm so excited I have another coffee no food or anything and I've worked out like I did a whole hour on the treadmill this morning I inclined walked for an hour and I was like get my sweat on and anyways I really think I need to be better at like taking care of my body and like nourishing it before I podcast because maybe that will give me more energy I don't know let's talk about other shit so um like I'm trying to think of like what I'm going through right now

what I'm struggling with um like what I can be super honest and vulnerable about I don't know like I just feel really good I really feel like this this year has been so like all over the place but I finally landed the dart in the middle like I hit the bullseye with this podcast finally I feel like I'm in I'm in the flow I'm in the zone this is the right course of action for Jacqueline to take so I don't know like currently things are really good I can't really complain about I'm like I could bitch about depression but I don't really I can't really say I'm having any struggles with that right now, I think that some days I'm just more flat, and I know that comes out on the podcast, but you guys are part of the journey, you're

along for the ride, um, but yeah, I'm trying to think, like, what else I could update you on, oh, I found my new song, yeah, I'm excited about that, um, I'm just gonna talk about, like, my brother, but go check out his SoundCloud, it's, uh, Rob Mon, R-O-B-M-O-N, he's so talented, I posted one of his songs last night um so I'm so excited he made me well the intro music is from our Vegas trip last year we went and saw Skrillex together Skrillex concert at um what club was that at the Palms I can't think of the name of it why can't think of the name of it it's like the outdoor pool thing I don't know anyways it was one of the greatest nights of my life um was super super happy that night um what else can I talk about stay with me let's uh look on the internet for

some shit right now let's get like oh Amazon package oh I know yesterday I got I'm so excited so for my video podcast launching October 1st I think that honestly is going to bring out the best of me because if I have a camera on me I think I'm going to start performing for the camera and being more like hi you know like a circus it'll be more like wild because I don't know just like knowing I'm on camera is going to make me push myself. So I'm looking forward to that. Anyways, I got a, I got a set of some, some lights for my studio, um, for the video podcast. So those are getting delivered today. So I'm going to play around with my lighting. You know, at first I was like, yo, I don't want to take this too seriously to start out. Like I'm so new at this. I don't

want to have like this super produced set setup, but I'm realizing that like, I've already, I've already established or already decided finally was decisive about something in my life my decision to do a podcast seven days a week is the biggest most like solid decision I've ever made and I'm not letting myself down I'm not gonna let you guys down so seven days a week I'm not checking your ear talking to you on a podcast here I am it's not going away so I'm doing some investing and some things that I know that I'll use for a long time so I think that lighting is everything on video and at first I'm like yo I'm just gonna have my little camera and I'm just going to turn on my ring light and call it a day, but I'm getting some other lights to

help. Anyways, I definitely will not try hard with my appearance because I just don't have the energy to try to get glam for the camera. Honestly, I'm just like, I'm going to show up in my little like morning, I don't know, morning self. Why am I on Amazon? Oh, how are you guys doing? What's up? Are you hanging in there? Um, what are you struggling with? What are you going through? Talk it out with yourself. Um, let's see. It's, it's September 21st. Oh my, I have a bill due today. Um, September 21st, it's going to be October. I feel like this year has been crazy because like, I have not been, I really haven't been at the beach that much, even though it's open and you know, I can totally like live it up out there. I haven't really been going to the

beach I haven't really been I don't know like this year has just been this weird wash of time like it hasn't it's been seven months I think now with everything going on I don't know I'm just like I think everyone would agree with me or you're probably in the same mindset like you just kind of want that you're just writing it out at this point trying to like get through the end of the year because that's where I'm at I'm like September's this is the thing to look forward too Jacqueline's got her podcast on video in October so all of October will be adjusting to being on camera continuing the podcast November same shit um I'm back in my gym routine finally now that the gyms are reopened here so that's been positive um and then all of November well

I'm going home from Thanksgiving all the way through the new year so that'll be the end of my year and then dude guess what I'm gonna podcast every day at home too you know I'm gonna get get on the the um the podcast with all of my family members and cousins and shit we're gonna talk on this like every single day it's gonna be so fun um it's gonna be like I don't know like we'll do like a I think I'll do like a Christmas series or like a Christmas I want to make like a happy holiday series just get you guys really warm and warm and fuzzy you know what I mean like how can I get you guys like just like good gushing over this podcast that's what I'm looking for I'm just like really needing that that love and attention because it does not come from within

and I'm working on that I need it from other people I need external validation to remind me that I'm great because I don't say that to myself enough so yeah appreciate any of that bring it bring it all throw it all at me I'm kidding but not really I mean it's great the thing is the thing that's weird to me is like I don't know when I really reflect on like why I like to be on and put on a show and like just be obnoxious and like loud and say my and speak my mind and do all that I'm like first of all it feels good like it's such a soul it's like a soul thing it's like my I feel good when I do it because I'm like fully expressing myself and then that so it's like a personal like I do it I'm trying to tell you guys like I do this shit for myself because

that's the truth it does after a podcast it's such a good feeling like I always have a great day after a podcast I'm like it's just it really lights me up that's how I know I feel my calling but then I think like the second great thing about doing this and putting myself out there and just like being I don't know I'm not even that crazy or loud I'm not that like I can't really like put myself out there on like a pedestal like I'm I'm a great podcast or anything I'm dog shit I suck like I know that I'm like my worst critic I'm like not I can't even listen I don't listen to episodes I have no clue what's going on so if I repeat myself I'm sorry but um then I just lost my train of thought so there's that what just happened um I'm gonna get back to it I'm gonna

to remember oh the the other side of like doing this is just knowing that like people it like it's getting people by or like people enjoy like tuning in and you it helps you in some way or comforts you in some way like that makes me feel good like I'm doing something that's like a contribution I'm like helping I'm not just I don't know because I know it's like how can you fucking say that it's your own podcast it's just you talking to yourself but it's it's it's a win-win man we're in a win-win relationship this is an intimate long-term committed relationship you're going to be here for the next 30 fucking years not doing anything else I'm so committed to podcasting

I'm going down the fucking history daily podcaster fuck I have to be confident I have to be confident I have to believe in myself but um yeah and I know what it's like to listen to someone else and be like oh I love tuning into their show every day so I'm just trying to provide that same experience for you guys and then some and then some and I don't know what that and then some is going to be but I'm trying to get I'm trying to like fill in the corners any way I can like how can I be more exciting and entertaining I have one trick it's called I drink iced coffee and I uh self-deprecate kind of and I um I don't really do too much of that I mean I kind of shit on myself a lot I think I like to

have a moment where I talk about like something I'm not doing well at right now and I don't know like you know there's always a moment where I'll I'll like be super honest with you guys um let me go on Instagram let's walk you through my train train of thought when I check Instagram so first picture Stassi Schroeder she got in like some heated she said something that was um inappropriate and she got canceled or something I don't know wait Stassi from what's that show Vanderpump Rules she's pregnant she's posted a picture I think she said she said something about like Nazi chic Nazi chic and she got canceled for saying that and so I don't know someone said I look like her, yeah, go look up Stassi Schroeder, I'm pretty sure, I, I see it,

um, what else, DMs, like the message, six, oh, six messages in a row, let's see, what do we have here, oh, man, inappropriate, inappropriate, too many winky faces, I'll just like the last reaction anyways why why am I going through this right now let me scroll let me scroll I don't really scroll that much I usually just like check my thing and leave Diplo he just posted a nude um wait why does it say for official updates he has oh he posted a nude and then like if his well his his ass like he's just naked and it's like the back but he posted that and then he said, don't forget to register to vote, and it's like a, a link, it's really a good way to, honestly, I give it to him, that's a good way to get people's attention, am I boring, is this

boring, stool presidente, just threw some money in the air, shout out to David, Dave Portnoy, um, is he David, is that his first, is that his full name, I don't know, I fuck with that guy, I love, I honestly, like, I love following his social media, I love that he does his piece reviews, i'm like i can get i can get down with that i would like if he wasn't doing it i would probably start doing that that's a good life that's a good life i feel like he has a really fun like he just loves his life because he's doing everything he wants he doesn't give a fuck and i like the way he talks he's just a i don't know he's a very interesting guy uh love him or hate him i don't know he's the barstool guy if anyone out there knows who i'm talking about hi um just like i get

I get him kind of, like, when I watch his stuff, I'm like, yeah, uh, let's see what else is going on on Instagram, what do you guys, what's your, I was gonna ask, like, what do you do on Instagram, I guess everyone does the same shit, I know, I've been on a rampage, I'm still unfollowing people that trigger me, I'm just like, dude, I just, I'm at the point, I will say this, I did my best, I didn't talk about influencers at all on this podcast until right now, so tune out right now if you're gonna be annoyed, if you're gonna be triggered, if you're gonna be annoyed, all I want to say is this like I'm starting to I'm starting to look at like the influencer content like the typical posts they do and I'm starting to be like are how are you taking this seriously still in

2020 how are you still doing this I know they honestly it's like they're that's how they make they're living so that's a stupid question Jacqueline but my but I'm saying like I can't any longer my brain has argued already decided my brain has already decided that it's like it's just not the wave anymore it's like not I know I know that's offensive probably for some people but I feel like it's just there needs to be a shift in the influencer world like there needs to be some sort of shift and I think what it is for me is like when all their entire thing they do is all about asking people for shit like swipe up use my code showing products like plugging this plugging that and it's like that's their they're using that as like their script of

like who they are on the internet and I think what I want to see more and what won't drive me nuts is if people put a little more skin in the game and shared their opinions and point of views in fact, I just heard this on, I think it was Jackie Schimmel said this. She's another solo podcaster out there. She made a great point because yeah, this is Jackie Schimmel's opinion too. Or like she said it, um, it makes sense. Like people's, they don't, they don't really do more than just the influencing stuff. So I'm just getting, anyways, I'm on a rampage with unfollowing. I'm like, I just can't with people anymore. Like how do they post this and take it seriously? like how do they how do they not how do they not have the self-awareness to see what they're doing

and be like oh this is cringy like I'm not this is a not a good way to come across like I don't want to be like that because I have that little epiphany and I just wish other people would have that epiphany sometimes I post it I'm like oh like in the past and I look at the stuff I posted like the um the motivation to do it or like what was going through my mind posting it was like not a good like it was just it was not the right I was just trying to like look good for the gram I didn't know what else to do it's like I learned behavior dumb anyways now I'm scrolling on Instagram dude I've got some uh some funny content sometimes I like post like my captions like let me see I always thought I was good at captions go read my captions shout out captions

captions Michael Jordan you can't stop someone who knows where they're going he didn't I don't think he said that but there's a picture of oh no did I say Michael Jackson Michael Jordan dude is this podcast five hours who knows you know the beginning sucked and then it got better but um that's okay um Michael Jordan my inspo this year for sure um back to Instagram same shit different day so my I'm not gonna influence you I'm not gonna recommend you products but I will say this change your life and mute like everyone except like five people on your Instagram stories it will not only do it'll do a lot for you it will like choose those people choose only choose people that really really inspire you or like really help you every

day when you watch your story or really comfort you or whatever it is that you need if you I'm just saying like it helps a lot because then it also helps you stay off your phone because if you have all these people everyone else muted you won't be like you won't just randomly tap them you know what I mean um so yeah I don't know if anyone does that but I pretty much mute everyone except I have like less than 10 people and then I rotate and then if I do watch your story um some people I'll just randomly click if I'm in my dms I'll like click their they sent me a message I'll like click their story and watch it yeah I'm stalking people sometimes I'm like I'm not even following you and I'm watching your shit I like to interact with the uh people that interact with

me I think it's like a good way to have a it's like a try to have like a relationship with people I'm not trying to be this you can't reach me you can't talk to me I want to put you guys I really want to rally rally everyone up and hang out with everyone because I felt misunderstood my whole life and I feel like the only people that understand me are the ones that are in my DMs every day talking to me that's fucking sad a fire truck just went by um okay so chewing ice don't tell my dentist um what else could I fucking talk about today I think that's it honestly squeezed out everything I can think of um I got my light delivered my new lights coming today so I'm gonna play with my lighting um probably gonna make some breakfast some

some breakfast again um yeah it's Monday start of a new week I have to go to the UPS store oh I got a PO oh my god I'm screaming I got a PO box so I have to go send in an app or I have to like bring them a form and then they'll activate it so I don't have the actual address yet but in a very short time probably by the end of this week my PO box is open for business and um I don't expect I honestly I'm like Jacqueline why are you paying for this you're not gonna get anything for like two years I don't know everything about what I do let me tell you this this is my little motivation Monday like how to be a successful person in life always practice like you'll perform like practice as if you've already like I do everything everything I put out about this

podcast is as if I've been doing it for 10 years like I just I if you don't do that if you're timid and shy about it it's like you'll you're gonna make the strides you make will be so much smaller but if you just act as if meaning I have a p.o box even though nothing's gonna fucking go in that p.o box for another two years you know what I mean like I'm not gonna have a Friday p.o box show on my YouTube channel for another couple years so it's like and I always extend things out like super far in the distance like I never everything about what I do is like I talk as if it's already happened and then I feel like this is how my whole life has been too when I really think about it I haven't really like analyzed my process in like achieving things and like getting

what I want but I really think it's like you just I always say like why not me why not me it's like if they can do what I can do it so why not me you know what I mean like we're all the same at the end of the day like we're all trying to just like fucking have a good life be happy have some sort of success and feel like we're doing something to better society and contribute to this planet um so we're all kind of in the same page about that so I always say like why not me you know um if it's been done before like I can do it so there's a there's a way to figure it out um and I don't think like I never I reject every I reject every like small thinking phrase or like how do I say this like oh Jacqueline is California so expensive you will never be able to afford

living in California I'm like it's not expensive what's expensive I always say shit like that like what what even is expensive it's a it's all people's now why am I getting deep at the end of the show like this well whatever fuck it um I just think like opposite of what most so at the current current theme I've been noticing as I'm working myself working out my thoughts on the podcast is like I for whatever reason I'm a huge observer I'm like a middle child I always watch my older sister do shit and then I'm like okay I don't want to do that and I watch my younger brother do shit I'm like okay I don't want to do that because they're getting in trouble so how can I stay neutral here how can I be successful and

not get in trouble so that's kind of how my whole life has been it's like observing other people if I see that there's an area they're struggling in or a thought they're having that's holding them back I'm like I want the I want to do everything the fucking opposite of that so whatever they're doing I don't want to have I don't want to touch that I don't want to be like that I want to think like that think like that so and I know like I got sucked into like fucking Grant Cardone I don't mean to say like fucking like that was kind of rude but I've been sucked into, like, him and his mindset, especially his money mindset. If you know what I'm talking about, he's, like, the 10x guy. He does, like, he's, like, a real estate guy, but I've watched a lot

of him. I've watched a lot of Andy Frisella. Like, he's got the best, like, one of the best mindsets I've ever come across, in my opinion. So, yeah, I've just kind of, like, observed people that have they comment on they comment on like other they comment on they have like a strong opinion on society and how people think and I just I've identified that like the reason successful people are successful is because they totally think like psycho it's like psychotic how they think like they're so delusional they're so like like I even wrote something about how I'm not irrational, like, nothing I've ever done has been, like, a reasonable thought, like, it's not reasonable, it's not rational to do a podcast seven days a week, literally, I'm gonna be doing

a podcast every single day forever, that's how my brain sees it, I'm just, like, going to the grave as a podcaster, I'm gonna podcast on my deathbed, I'm gonna live stream a podcast, like, that's how I think, like, it's so irrational, it doesn't make sense, but I know that that is what, it's just like who I fuck you know what I'll be honest okay just exposing myself right here I feel like that mindset is so who I am like oh oh a podcast oh people most people do one a week fuck it I'm doing seven fuck it doing seven I'm doing seven podcasts a week the only other I don't know anyone else doing seven podcasts a week other than NPR are they even doing that they're doing like Monday through Friday so it totally matches like my psychotic like crazy bitch uh

self crazy I don't like to say crazy bitch I don't like to call myself that it's really rude it's really degrading um I'm just like a very like passionate obnoxious like give it my fucking all every last drop type of person I think that really comes out at the end of each episode when I'm like I just can't finish this I can't end it I'm too I'm too attached to these sound waves as I'm looking at them I watch the sound waves and then like as they go across the screen I scroll so then I have to like it's like a little game I play while I'm recording I can never have an assistant I will never hire help because I want to be fully engaged in my sound waves the whole podcast but yeah I feel like the seven days a week really matches like it honestly makes sense for me

because I'm just like that bitch I'm just like just call myself a bitch again I'm just like so everything everything about like my goals and dreams and ambitions like who I am is like I don't want to be fucking average I just don't and I feel like I've been this fraud I've been this like Walmart version of myself I know that's like a term people use like I do I feel like I've been this knockoff version of me for so long because I've been in my head I've been insecure I've been like holding myself back and I know like all of us have that little thing inside of us that's like I know I could be great if I just applied myself and if I just like put in the work you know what I mean like you kind of know like you could give more you could do more

and honestly until I found podcasting it like took me until now to really feel like oh this is what it's like to like fully commit to something to fully have a love for something and never never a waiver from like your your goal from um for doing it and it's just like I don't know it was kind of a good little monologue right there was it I could have just clipped that and just made I should make that the whole podcast that little line dude imagine doing it I could not do a 10 minute podcast so yeah it's kind of interesting to think about like that was oh I said that because that's like motivation Monday like oh think different but it's true and I don't know just like assess a situation assess things and

then think okay that's not working for that that person or whatever so how what what's the solution how can I do something different or just follow six like whatever um you know success leaves clues it's like the cliche quote about success but like what do successful people do like if you if there's someone out there and this is like I'm already like here's the part where I'm like I don't want to be an influencer I don't want to be a motivational speaker so I'm already noticing right now and repeating information that's been circulating on the internet forever now about like success leaving clues and just like whatever whatever person out there has the job you want just copy them and copy their process because it already exists and that will lead you

down the right path you know what I mean so obviously that's what you do okay that's not groundbreaking information I I know I have it in me to be like that you know like I just want to change the world and give you guys inspo and talk about serious shit and like let's be better people and like more optimized humans like you know let's all let's all like do kettlebells let's all work out with kettlebells and do mushrooms and fucking be optimized humans and like you know fucking wear no shoes and if you know like that there's like a group of people out there that are you know it's like their thing it's like their whole life is about like let's improve our minds and let's be better humans and let's like learn more about ourselves and become more woke and it's like

this whole endeavor and there's enough of that shit out there but I have it in me to I could totally like drink that Kool-Aid and do that thing and like that would be the niche like my niche my brand but um I don't know I just like to talk shit I like to have fun I like to sit back and drink my iced coffee and I like to look at dumb shit online and talk about it because honestly that's more fun to me because here I am making a two-hour fucking podcast on a Monday whatever um the thing about me is like I can't fucking take anything seriously and it sucks it really sucks because it's like a it's like a really good thing and a really shitty thing because I mean if I took I don't like if I took shit really seriously and was like this is truth

this is the way oh my god I have to tell you guys about this whole new thing I'm doing for my lifestyle and it's helping me so much and I'm just like so into meditating and I'm so into like humming this noise for 20 minutes a day or like whatever it is I just like I I can't get myself to a point to like fully like be that serious about something where it's like I don't because because here's the thing it's like keep it to yourself you know what I mean like do what works for you and you don't have to tell other people about it that's what everyone loves to do now it's like okay I'm gonna change the world I'm gonna tell everyone all my little secrets about everything I do but the thing I've already beaten the horse to death about with influencers and

people doing that is it's like chaos it's like too much information people it's like so easy to wake up and have a morning routine without like I always bring up that example because it's like wake up, drink water, put on your clothes, take a shower, whatever, like go work out. It's not like you need to do a whole podcast series about optimizing your morning routine. Do 52 pushups and do a cold shower for five minutes. It's like too much. So yeah, I don't want to be like that. I just want to have fun. I want to keep it light and entertaining, light, light and entertaining and sexy. And like, you know, just like talk about how much my boobs hurt this week. Um, because you know it's just like just a girl who's going through it and um I don't know do you guys

want this to be more fun and light or do you like it when I get deep I don't fucking know but I always feel obligated to at some point take something seriously just like I did earlier with the news segment that news segment how about that hurricane coming or tropical storm coming got uh fucking Facebook paying people apparently what else is happening election coming up um is that interview gonna happen or that debate with Rogan is that actually gonna happen actually I'm gonna look that up for everyone if you don't know the latest news on that Rogan Trump debate debate um yeah I don't even know what's going on with that latest news nothing in the last day it's all like a week I don't know I think Trump said he's up for it

he I used to like down for it but I don't know what's gonna happen it's not gonna happen there's no way yeah so anyways um I have a little like tickle my throat let me drink water I haven't drink water yet guys I hate ending podcasts I hate ending podcasts we're just on a call we're just hanging out this is like the part where like you're on um you're like facetiming someone and you guys aren't even talking you're just like there with each other that's like this part of the podcast just like keep me on keep me you know oh I never plugged any of my shit uh patreon.com slash TJMS. Uh, you can go support the show over there. You can go to my YouTube channel and subscribe. Just type in my name, Jacqueline Monroe. You can have the video podcast launching

on October 1st. So that'll be fun. Everyone can tune in and watch me, uh, look like a train wreck in person. So that's cool. Um, what else do I have to plug? I don't know. That's about it. Uh, anyways I'm back on the internet looking at shit yeah I just hate ending the podcast dude I hate my okay I can't I keep bringing up what I'm like self-conscious about right I'm like I just don't like this about myself I'm like working on this but like I kind of like ever since starting this show I'm like I kind of hate my name like I hate not like okay that's a weird thing to say I just feel like my vibe doesn't fit my name and I'm really struggling with that like I oh I said it as a joke a few podcasts ago I'm like I

should be like Cookie Joe should be like Donna Sue or something like I should not be Jacqueline Monroe like it doesn't make sense my name does not make sense for my vibe and I just like I'm self-aware of that I know that and so I think it's such a mind fuck for myself and probably the listeners are like dude I thought she was gonna be this little like you know feminine little butterfly because her name's Jacqueline Monroe and she's I don't know like I just wish I had a basic name like Emma like Emma uh Scott or something Emma Scott yeah that's like a better fucking that flows better with who I am shout out to my parents though you know what I give it to it's a it's a good name but I just I'm self-conscious of it right now for the podcast

the Jacqueline Monroe show just call me uh what should my nickname be dude am I gonna have fucking like you know how other podcasters over time like this is something in like 10 years for me but like they have they're the people that listen to the show have a name how dumb is that like if I did the Jacqueline Monroe show you guys are my little honestly can you guys just be my little shitheads my little shysters I don't know I don't know if that's fun to like think of yourself as like oh yeah I'm like on the morning toast that's one of my favorite podcasts I watch with um Jackie and Claudia and their people are called the toasters but like they're big shit like I'm not even like putting myself in that category at all for a long fucking time I'm just

getting these reps in man the thing is is it's good to know that like by episode I don't know 250, these will be buried so, that's going to be next year, holy shit, guys, I'm going to hit 100 in January, when I did the math, I figured, you know, it's like 90 by Christmas, like 100 in January, so, but these first episodes are going to be so buried, I don't have to, I don't have anything to worry about, if anyone scrolls back to these episodes, like, I just, it's like, whatever, but I don't care, right now, I'm just like, fucking, I'm getting started, I'm doing this every day I'm building these up I'm getting used to this and fuck it so that's cool let me put on some hand lotion this smells like cotton candy my mom got it for me my mom oh that's something

about me I'm self-aware of like I don't have a good gift receiving face apparently like my whole life my mom's always been like yeah you never look like you like any of the gifts we give you and that's so not true and I'm so offended by that I always am like mom are you serious and I think what it is is like a challenge I have in like my relationship with my mom and actually other family members is like I'm too good like I have like I need like everything luxury and nice and fancy and I will never settle for less and so don't you dare get me some cheap ass gift that's not the case at all but I know that like my I don't know like the way I present myself or whatever might like come across like I'm bougie but I'm really not I'm fucking not I'm a I'm a cheap ass

I like I don't like buying things I've already talked about that so many times like every podcast I'm just like telling you how much I'm struggling to buy a car right now and how much I don't want to like have a car payment I don't want to spend money on anything I I just like I don't know so anyway she got me this hand lotion I feel like as soon as I opened it she came over this summer for my birthday and um as soon as I opened it I swear to god she's like you know what, it's, if you don't want it, I'll just, like, take it back, like, she basically was just, like, immediately, like, I know you don't like it, but the reason why I think she thinks that is because, like, when I was a little girl, I would cry when I got presents, like, I didn't

like it, so I would cry, but you know what, I'm honest, okay, that's, that's maybe a good thing, because I'm honest, I'm not a liar, I was, you always know where you stand with me, I tell you everything, how cool is that, like, I gotta say, like, that's probably inappropriate for me to tell someone like like if I if I get a gift like fake like it I think is worse than telling someone straight up like oh I appreciate the thought but I'm not going to use this and you should just get a refund that's going to save them money and then you're probably going to honestly I feel like that's better for the relationship if you're just that honest with people like people are so they tiptoe and tap dance and and shit around um offending people and I'm just like yo

if they can't handle that kind of honesty then I don't know I'd be happy if someone told me they didn't like the gift I would be like so happy I'd be like oh my gosh like how can I like you know how can I make this better like you know let's chat let's regroup let's go and let's shop for the next the new gift together I love gift giving I can't wait for Christmas I'm already like thinking about what I'm gonna get people um but I can't say because they're probably maybe listening I don't know um sometimes I'm like dude mom do not listen to this podcast sometimes I say shit that's so inappropriate and like exposing myself I don't know like I want to get like not like graphic about stuff but I could make this a more juicy podcast if I talked about like

especially like dating and relationships and sex and all that stuff like I could make it more juicy like that but I have family listeners and I just don't know if I'm ready to do that so yeah I don't know they're like we're all open with each other about shit but like I don't know for some reason I'm just like grandma doesn't need to hear this because I know she's listening anyways um okay so it's Monday I totally should have ended this an hour and a half ago but we're still here and I feel like it kind of got better towards the end um who knows this lotion smells so good what are you guys doing today shoot me a dm I'm like the whole podcast is me talking about podcasting and asking you guys to dm me but seriously do it uh I like

I'm not the best at like getting back to everyone all the time but I do I do what I can it's it's honest work it's honest work you know what I mean like I think a lot of people out there ignore the DMs they're just like oh like I don't know them who are they but I don't know this is an intimate relationship I'm talking to you every day so talk back to me and let's let's have a chat oh my god this smells so good so this is the hemp's get baked it's funny that she gave me this and it's got a it's got a pot leave on it um it's the hemp's get baked frosted sugar cookie limited edition herbal body moisturizer enriched with 100% pure natural hemp seed oil. My mom doesn't like weed and stuff. She doesn't like it. She doesn't like to know that occasionally I

indulge in that lifestyle. Okay, so no people watching today. What happened? I bitched out a Prius. I did that. There was a moving truck that was parked really illegally on a hill with no, the wheel was not turned to the curb, so that could have been a fatality, yeah, no, people watching, it's weird, people are, I mean, it's Monday, they're probably working, but man, but neighbor, he's skipping, skipping his day, his workout two days in a row now, and I am, I don't know, I'm calling him out, leave a review on the podcast if you enjoyed today's episode, subscribe to my, uh, YouTube channel, patreon.com slash TJMS. And, uh, that's where you can support the show. So as soon as you do that, as soon as I started getting paid patrons, is that what they're

called? Um, I can start doing shout outs to people and that's going to be super fun. Cause I have an idea for that. This is going to be like, so worth all your hard earned dollars. Uh, but yeah, see tomorrow. Have a great Monday. Stay motivated. Stay motivated. Stay manifesting. Stay, what's another M word? Stay macho. All the boys out there, stay macho. Stay manly. Stay moody. There's no M adjectives that are positive. I don't know. What am I saying? I can't end a podcast, but I'm gonna do it right now. So have a great Monday. I'll talk to you guys tomorrow. Okay, love you. Bye. Thank you.