The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 192- Hollywood Is Trash

Episode Date: March 16, 2021

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What's up, guys? Happy Monday. It's episode 192. Welcome back to the show. Okay, so I know the Grammys is not traditionally the most wholesome award show on TV, but what in the hell was that last night? Holy shit. Hi guys, it's Jacqueline. Happy Monday. Welcome back to the show. Hit that subscribe button. I'm here seven days a week. And head over to patreon.com slash TJMS to support the show. That's all I'm going to say. Patreon.com slash TJMS. Check it out. This episode is going to start off with my thoughts on the Grammys. That might be Monday motivation for you. Maybe my mindset will be inspiring and motivating. Maybe it will. I don't know. That's how I'm

going to start this episode because I clearly have some thoughts on it and then I'm going to finish the episode with trivia to brush up on or sharpen my brain cells to start the week off and relearn or revisit some things I learned in the past so that'll be fun for you hopefully just your brain will be stimulated with that and then it might get I don't know let's just start let's I'll start off this episode by stimulating your brain um with Grammy's uh thoughts or my gram with my Grammy's thoughts yeah first off I just want to say that uh um not to sound like here's where I'm at with myself I'm 26 I just feel like

um art is dead wholesomeness is no nothing is wholesome anymore I get I get the Grammys is not not all about that it's usually there's it's usually very um a lot of people go and perform at the Grammys to make a statement there's always like some big thing that happens um it's kind of a wild card award show like that but I don't know I mean like I was thinking about it if I had a 13 year old daughter if i had a 10 year old daughter six year old daughter son even a son whatever it doesn't matter girl girl or if i had children and i had cardi b and fucking megan the stallion you know scissoring on tv i would i'm not cool with that if i had kids i would not be cool like that's not that's in my in my eyes not to sound like a boomer and an old fuddy

dutty but that's just not what are we doing how has it gotten to that point what in the fuck like I was just disgusted and then why do we idolize these people and here's my thoughts about the whole night I'm like look none of these people excite me not a single artist excites me that was at the Grammys other than Harry Styles who's kind of his own he's his own he I'd say he's like the most wholesome person there you know what I mean so shit um these people just happen to be uh they've happened to they've these people these artists have risen to the top And they just happen to be there right now. But none of them excite me. No one moves me. No one's like a Michael Jackson, like a fucking, you know, a Biggie, a fucking Tupac, a fucking, Jacqueline, come up with better examples. Come on. Come on, Jacqueline. a fucking Aerosmith a fucking Elvis Presley like I don't know they're it's not I'm sorry music

it's just not nothing's exciting no one's moving me no like I just it's just it's like why these this is this is what um these are the best of the best really this is what we've got to pick from to give awards out to shit it's not looking so hot um it was obvious that I mean like the only black or excuse me the only white person at the event I know I said Harry Styles I know that Taylor Swift Taylor Swift was there I know there's white people there but it was a predominantly black event uh where's the oppression I don't see it fucking racism where what um beyonce one she like won what was there 25 grammys um so or she's basically all i want to say is like the only white white i was all i'm saying is there's a shit ton of black people

there i don't you know there's barely any white people i take offense to that personally i'm like that's not very um where's white rep where's the white representation jesus christ i mean they had during the little baby performance he basically recreated the black lives matter movement on stage the only white guy the only white person there was the white cop holding up the shield and the stick um that's actually when i tuned in i tuned in around then and whatever so guys it's a joke just propaganda that was all propaganda all bullshit um my opinion about the race stuff is this this is my raw opinion like even saying like this might sound so fucked up let me just go back to George Floyd when all

this shit started this is how my brain sees it I'm like look a person kneeled on another person's neck and that person on the ground was full of drugs and he had I mean based on the autopsy he died from whatever was in his system and the reaction or whatever not suffocation I mean that's what's been that's those are the facts that's what happened um not saying that was the correct move on the cop's part kneel on his neck for nine minutes or whatever I'm not saying that was great I don't I think we all could agree that was fucked up um but the point is it's like look person one on person two but it this is how the world sees it white man on black man white man killed black man all everyone is calling attention out calling out

the color of people's skin and they're highlighting it in every situation that's not um any interaction that's a little rough and and sad where a cop shoots a person or whatever and here are the facts i mean uh i'm gonna say this off the top of my head i probably should have researched this before i did the episode that's you know i'll take i'll take this i'll raise my hand say yes i'm being a little bit irresponsible right now by saying statistics off the top of my head that are loosely um memorized in my head but like i think cops shoot around 400 people a year or whatever and something like 64 of those people are white people and like 27 percent of people that get shot by cops are black so what the fuck um that whole

black lives matter movie all that shit was about how white cops shoot black guys and like you know it's just all honestly i just think it's all bullshit i don't understand why we don't see people as people and why we're well why are we having to make everything racial and constantly commenting on it constantly calling out skin skin toning it's like that's literally racist it's literally making the the country more divided why are you like i don't understand why people even like why even say it i don't know so anyways i just was annoyed by that performance because just it was so fucking dumb they had like a cop car on stage and like they're like standing on top of the cop car disrespectful as fuck just like going up to

the police officer during the performance just like last last summer what are we doing how's it all working out for you how's it all working out yeah little baby doesn't excite me cardi b doesn't excite me megan the stallion doesn't excite me um beyonce to be honest doesn't excite me never like beyonce um i know i just i know i'm a white girl talking only saying none of these black people excite me the only white person I mentioned is Harry Styles who excites me Jesus Christ she's a racist canceler yeah I don't need to see two women like it was literally soft porn it was disgusting that that watt performance and like I don't know I just miss I just miss um I just think there's

know that classiness is like gone wholesome just like being a woman being poised being elegant um keeping your fucking like just like presenting yourself in a way that and it's now it's it's flipped it's like oh i have self-respect therefore i'm gonna wear a thong on stage and twerk all over the camera and show everyone my fucking pussy like that's now then that's the news oh I'm a woman and I respect myself I just think it's disgusting honestly I think it's fucking disgusting and it's gross and I'm all for women supporting women and female empowerment and pussy power and all that shit like i do like i'm all for it but not like that what are we doing

trevor noah was fucking phony as fuck um don't know what that was he didn't seem like himself not a huge fan of trevor noah but i didn't like him as a host personally that was my i mean after the watt performance he was just like oh my god that was amazing oh my god wow what a performance I'm just going, what the fuck? So yeah, I think this is where I'm at with everything. I'm just like, I realize I'm aging. I didn't grow up with this. I mean, yeah, we had Brittany, we had Madonna, we had Christine, we had all these performers and it was a little sexual and racy, but like, it's getting extreme now. It's getting disgusting. I did like Doja Cat. Now Doja Cat was a little more her performance with the the robot cats was a little more like uh covered up and less

provocative and insane but jesus um i don't know what else happened to be honest i like didn't tune in for the whole thing but i'm so over this black lives matter bullshit it's so fucking stupid i'm so over hollywood it's just a wasteland and all this fucking woke propaganda shit it's like i'm over it i'm like i and i know i'm just ranting but i think people that do podcasts like me are the new hollywood wait what the fuck am i saying i think normal ass people are the new celebrities like here's the thing And my mom made a great point. She goes, probably one of the best things she said this weekend, because she visited me, I told you guys. She goes, why do we idolize these celebrities in Hollywood and these artists? why do we listen to them and their and their um you know their speeches about climate change and

social justice or racial injustice and women's rights and whatever the fuck they all preach about why are why are we why do we put them up on a pedestal and and and idolize them and listen them and and follow all of them and everything it's like these are she goes they're mentally ill these people aren't normal it's not normal to do what they do it's not normal to be that um famous and to have all these fans and this crazy um amount of money coming in and it's just everything just like their whole lifestyle is not normal and most a lot of them most of them are fucking they're mentally fucked up they're mentally ill it's just like that's that's what it normal ass people should be celebrities your fucking kindergarten teachers your nurses your

mom with four kids who's who's great at holding a family together and getting your kids off to school every morning and the dad who goes off to work and is raising his kids to be good citizens in this world like those should be our celebrities that should be what we idolize that should be what we look that's what we should want our kids to strive to be and like those are the people we should look up to because now it's flipped it's all about like fame and being big and um anything goes like I mean fucking Billie Eilish it's a little bit it's a little strange I mean the I get it you're an artist you're different everything about she was unique to your to you and whatever but it's fucking weird what she does is fucking weird and people

go oh she's an amazing artist an amazing singer holy shit blah blah it's like that's her something happened something's wrong I'm just saying it like it is like that's just her demonic weird like dark depressing shit that's not I guess it's all perspective it's all a subjective art is all subjective it's all you know whatever but um but now it's like little girls are like why are these are fucking idols i don't know i don't know stay-at-home moms are the new celebrities bitch i think teachers are nurses are doctors essential workers your fucking grocery store clerks like these are normal ass people who work hard contribute to society they represent the most they represent the majority of

americans and so i'm just sick and tired of seeing these random ass singers and celebrities who happen to be they just happen to be there right now it's gonna be in five years it's like billy eilish might not even be as big of a deal as she's you know like these people just wash out or they just like no it'll be somebody new in five years and 10 years and it's just their moment right now and so it's like why do we give a fuck that much like why do we give a whole why do we give them these golden grammys and awards and it's just like their own little club and it's like you're not curing cancer that's what I was making that I was like on my insta story Taylor Swift's given her speech I'm like you're not you're not curing cancer none of this shit fucking matters I mean

yes i i recognize there that they are these are talented people it is art and we as people need to be entertained but honestly i guess i'm just at this point with the world and how the current events are and i'm like this just looks retarded it looks fucking stupid and i and i'm i i just and that wasn't very wholesome of me to say that and i'm being a hypocrite but um i don't know i'm just pissed art's dead bitch art's dead all this everyone sounds the same all these rappers sound the same in fact i saw an interview with snoop dogg and he's like where did all these new rappers learn to rap or like why do they all do the

like they all do like the like they all sound exactly the same have the same rhythms have the same beat it's just nothing's unique or special no one is moving me anymore no one excites me anymore it's fucking boring it's just sad i don't know i mean like oasis why am I bringing this up right now those are the gold fucking days man I'm a boomer I'm 26 but I'm a boomer and I don't like the I don't like how the young

it's funny how there's like people in my age group and in my demographic who are just like that was so like or just like 40 year old white women like your your real housewives type of women going on twitter and shit and going on social media after the wop dance after the fucking performance is like that was so fire that was so badass oh my god yes cardi yes cardi i'm like I it's just interesting I'm just like I can't relate to these fucking freaks out these I just don't get it how did we how did our brains go how did our brains decide this is okay or like how do we accept how are we just like taking we're just like allowing this to happen it's getting too raunchy it's getting too tacky it's getting too sexual and demonic and

anything goes and if you comment again like you can't i can't like technically i'm not allowed to say that little baby performance of black lives matter but it was bullshit i'm not allowed to say that because that makes me a racist because that makes that means oh i must not care about racial injustice and all and black lives like oh I'm just saying that you you bring up race if you even talk about it I think that's fucking it's just furthering racism why highlight a race and say they're being oppressed that's literally you're by saying another race has it worse and they're not you know their life is hell compared to yours because they have a they're a minority and blah blah you're putting it on them you're

literally putting it on there you're speaking for them you're you're saying a narrative or you're creating a narrative that's um bullshit it doesn't represent what's actually happening in this world and what's actually going on in society because for the most part we all get along and that's just that's just the way it is okay it's not the slave days we don't have um i mean like i'm just like i could look out the street right now there's like black people white people asians mexicans everyone we're all getting along everything's fine okay there's not like a there's not a fucking massacre in the streets stop talking about it like there is stop making it like it's it's so dramatic man these people are so dramatic about racism and shit i'm just like dude

i don't know easy for you to say white girl now I feel bad about being white like that's how it is now it's like I literally feel guilty or like I feel I don't know I don't feel I don't even I don't let that I don't let this stupid time and these stupid movements all that shit make me feel bad about who I am as a person like I'm a happen to be a wife I don't even care that I'm white it doesn't even matter I'm just like I'm a person and I care about people

all right so is that it is that it Jacqueline are you done talking about the Grammy shit get it together how can I make how can we create a Hollywood for nannies how can we create a Hollywood for stay-at-home moms for parents for teachers for doctors nurses dentists mailmen oh my god amazon drivers even though amazon's a little controversial like that um you know librarians you know let's just turn let's just turn a city let's just fucking take what city would that make sense to be in um fucking Nashville I don't know like let's just turn Nashville into the mecca the Hollywood of let's make like what if there was like okay so you know how there's Cardi B and

Megan Thee Stallion what if we idolized uh like a petite cute suburban mom with four kids one on like three kids with one on the way. She's still pregnant. Um, what if she was idle? Like we looked up to her, like we look, look up to Cardi B and like follow Cardi B or like Kim Kardashian. She was like the Kim Kardashian. She's just like a normal ass chick. And she didn't care about, you know, like fame or anything and just whatever. Start putting those people on a pedestal and making them famous and making them make it, or just like in your brain, just be like, that's what i like that's what i should those are the people that we should all have our like we want to strive to be we want to strive to be um good mothers good workers good parents good um society

society citizens of society who are contributing and um you know doing good work in this world and I don't know it's all this shit all this other shit is just like it's over the top it's not reality it's just not reality it doesn't Hollywood is not reality it's not it's all fake and it's all dumb and stop I think we just need to I think that we should just end them all that's why when I said oh podcasts are the news podcasts those are the new celebrities what did i fucking say i'm just like look i think the regular ass people that talk and shoot the shit are gaining a lot of um they're gaining a following right now and they're getting a lot more they're pulling people's attention away from like the celebrity like the celebrity fandoms or

whatever the fuck they're like oh this sounds good this makes sense this is they're talking about real shit going on the world like this is not some bullshit um you know it's not something like rapper doing a crib tour you know telling me to live my dreams and go for it kid like and be if you want to be a rapper you can do it just like you know all this shit that's not gonna actually like I don't know you know you know you guys just want to listen to people talk talking about going to the grocery store and um like going to the grocery store and telling you about their skincare routines and shit it's like becoming the new too long of a tangent Jacqueline to start the show off with you talked about the Grammys and

I was a little bit fucked up a little bit heated and a little bit well maybe a little bit too opinionated but whatever let's do some trivia here's here's the trivia I'm gonna do buzzfeed.com I did this last Monday whatever are you actually a random knowledge expert I'm gonna ask or I'm gonna answer a bunch of random questions um to see if I have random knowledge so let's go first question to that tangent or did that first segment feel like it ended for you do we need to take a deep breath. Is there anything you'd like to tell me that I should like reframe or re-say or like re-think about? I don't care if you're, I'm not, you know, I can't make everyone happy. I know someone's probably offended out there, but I'm like, should I rehash something I already said

and just like keep going on it? Or like, should I explain myself further? No, I'm good. All right. So in which of these restaurants would you find a Baconator? Easy wendy's uh you got burger king mcdonald's wendy's or arby's next question which of these u.s u.s presidents was not assassinated um first of all we don't actually know who assassinated abraham lincoln do we do you really think it was john wilkes booth are we just gonna believe an eyewitness in the 1800s or whatever the fuck that happened i don't know i know he got it well we know he got assassinated okay whatever i won't go into conspiracies and shit um abraham lincoln was

assassinated now i have got andrew jackson james garfield or william mckinley i do believe andrew jackson was assassinated i don't think i mean i thought wait this is not assassinated okay then i lied well i meant to say i thought he got assassinated but i actually got this correct there was an attempted assassination on andrew jack somebody survived okay whatever next question which is the first animal in the chinese zodiac a dragon i think it's a dragon because whenever they do chinese new year there's a ton of dragons wrong damn it the rat that was my other instinct the dog the chicken the rat or the dragon okay whatever name one of the 21 countries that borders the Mediterranean Sea

oh this is fucking easy that borders the Mediterranean Sea any country I can just pick one uh Egypt guess correct Egypt Greece Italia Italy Morocco and Turkey there's 21 though okay which of these animals has the most legs crab bee giraffe octopus is this is this quiz for a five-year-old octopus or wait what if it's a crab okay wait octopus has eight bees though have kind of a lot of legs but not as many as an octopus technically octopus has tentacles those aren't legs right giraffe is obviously four um crabs have two pinchers those aren't legs they have like four crabs have like four three or four legs

um I want to go crabbing so bad holy shit I've never told the stories of us crabbing growing up going out to the San Juan Islands throwing in our crab pots throwing out our crab pots and crabbing for Dungeness crab like that was my childhood and I've never told those stories but I feel like from that experience they have like three or four lakes on each side they kind of have like lower back legs whatever i'm gonna go octopus because but i feel like this this quiz wants me to say that because it's like oh eight but bees probably have more fuck it was a crab crab has 10 legs holy shit me talking about i should have just gone with my gut i was talking about crab for a reason okay whatever um next question which of these celebrity

pairs isn't actually related. Jake Gyllenhaal and Maggie Gyllenhaal, Elijah Wood and Evan Rachel Wood, Elle Fanning and Dakota Fanning, Rooney Mara and Kate Mara. I don't give a fuck about Hollywood. I don't really care. Got to stay on brand from that first segment. Who cares about these celebrities? I don't care. I feel like Jake and Maggie aren't. Gyllenhaal I feel like Elle Fanning and Dakota Fanning are Rooney, Mara, and Kate I'm just going to go with Elle

it was Elijah Wood and Evan Rachel Wood okay whatever who painted the birth of Venus Titian is that Titian Sandro Bocelli Botticelli, Botticelli, I took an art class once, I don't know, like, these are hard pronunciations, Sandro Botticelli, Botticelli, Botticelli, Botticelli,

Caravaggio, Caravaggio, Caravaggio, or Raphael, the birth of Venus was Raphael, god I just act like I knew it was Sandro damn it which of these musical instruments typically has four strings a sitar an ear who an ear who don't know what that is a harp or ukulele I feel like a ukulele does yeah definitely not a harp a harp has a ton of strings and I don't know what the other two were ukulele next question which of these is not the title of a star wars film if i don't get this right i mean i'm i there's no way i won't get this right which of these is not the title of a star wars film attack of the clones revenge of the sith the phantom menace The Last Crusade. The Last Crusade. That's Indiana Jones. Yeah, correct. That was like,

okay, guys, I know I've, I'm kind of, I could go on tangents while I answer questions, but like, so much of my childhood was marathons, like Star Wars marathons, Star Trek marathons, um what other shows do we just watch over and over and over again just like i guess star wars i don't know like we'd like have a we'd have like a day off of school and we just put on every star wars movie back to back to back to back to back and like play with our toys in front of the tv and i just feel like i watch so much star wars anyways um in which board game can you play as a top hat

oh monopoly duh monopoly clue shoots and ladders or the game of life monopoly i got six out of ten right you've got a lot of sparks but there's a few knowledge gaps that you'll need to patch up before you can ace it try again next week to see if you can beat your score do you guys want do another quiz. Here's another random knowledge quiz. Here we go. First question. Which of the following is not a Jonas brother? Joe, Nick, Josh, Frankie, Josh. Frankie's their brother. He's the fourth. Frankie actually popped up on my TikTok. There's a trend going around about like being a sibling of a celebrity that nobody knows about. Like you are the, uh, what do you call it? Like the, the runt of the family or whatever the fuck, like there's the Jonas brothers and then they have

a younger brother named Frankie. And I only know that because the Jonas brothers were like the first, that was the first concert I went to with my friend. I told the story of how she won tickets on the radio to go meet them. And we weren't really super close. We weren't super close friends at that time but there was like a group of five of us girls and she made us draw straws to see who who would go with her um or like pick a number or whatever and she she uh rigged it and told me the number and so then I guessed it right and I got to go because she knew that I like the Jonas Brothers the most out of everyone and I don't know so whatever okay anyways that's why I know that question. Which of the following is not needed for photosynthesis? Water, light, carbon dioxide,

or soil? Photosynthesis, carbon dioxide, yes, you need that. Light, yes. Water, I feel like soil, correct. Soils, yeah, that doesn't make sense. An area of land that is usually wet or waterlogged can be called all of the following except bog, swamp, marsh, or inlet. Inlet. Waterlogged, if it's, I feel like an inlet has an, if there's water, if it's an inlet, it's got an an exit point. Fuck. Is waterlogged meaning there's, I think I'm just saying inlet. Yeah, an inlet is a bay or recess in the shore of a sea lake or river where whereas the other three terms afford to a wetland that is usually mudder muddy or covered in water yeah and like it's kind of um enclosed compared to an inlet what would the absolute value of negative five be five

right yeah dude i haven't done absolute value in so fucking long that's just like unlocked out of I don't know where I pulled that out of my brain that's like when people say oh I've never used the Pythagorean theorem in real life yet it's like well someday bitch you might do a BuzzFeed quiz and I might ask you about it I just did absolute value five negative five what's the point of an absolute value what is absolute value in mathematics the absolute value or modulus of a real number x is the non-negative value of x without regard to its

sign what's the point of like in an equation like in an equation why do you care that it's not negative or positive and like you just use the absolute value it just seems like i don't know dude i don't understand math at all i just don't okay what celebrity did julia roberts character tess disguise herself as in oceans 12 oh shit that's one of my favorite movies i can't get this wrong okay oceans 12 does she disguise herself as jennifer oh this is the part where i know this part she's

in a disguise outfit and she's like stomping really fast. Honestly, she looked like Anna Wintour. She's like a Bob. So it's Jennifer Aniston, Sarah Jessica Parker, Julia Roberts or Anna Wintour. I've got to do Anna Wintour because of the sunglasses. Damn it. It was Julia Roberts. Whatever. That's a great movie. That's another thing we grew up with, like all the Oceans movies, the Bourne movies, Pirates of the Caribbean, fucking, those are kind of leader though tomb raider indiana jones um i guess what's it called um lord of the rings seinfeld fucking on like that was our family tv show seinfeld and um 60 minutes every sunday it's like i don't know um okay which of the following gemstones is not blue

sapphire that's blue aquamarine that's blue lapis lazuli or period peridot i feel like lapis is blue i'm gonna say peridot peridots are green okay got it right which of the following is not a real dog breed sharpay king corso silken windhound or chauncey pincer chauncey pincer silken wound windhound i feel like silken windhound a chauncey i feel like a chauncey pincer sounds like a dog silken oh a chauncey and a pincer are two different types of pokemon jesus christ wait oh okay so i got it wrong paella is traditionally a blank based dish paella is a typically rice based quinoa pasta broth or rice i'm doing rice

duh choose the correct spelling for the blank it was blank that the dog ate the couch it was apparent a-p-a-r-e-n-t a-p-p-a-r-e-n-t is apparent two p's or one p jacqueline oh shit apparent this is a word that i feel like has tripped me up in the spelling during spelling tests and shit apparent why do i feel like it has two p's i'm just gonna go for it two p's correct i knew it yeah which of the following figures was not eligible to be a u.s postage postage stamp until 2011 she wasn't eligible i feel like it was pocahontas marilyn monroe malcolm x lynn manuel miranda i feel like it was pocahontas damn it it was lynn manuel the u.s postal service only put people who had died on postage stamps

until 2011 when it decided that people could be alive in order to see their stamp and celebrate the honor oh that's cool so now there's non there's alive people on stamps okay learn something i got 81 on this quiz okay you got seven out of ten right pretty powerful mind there's a lot of rattling up there you got going on in your noggin while you may not know absolutely everything yet give it a year or two and you'll know more than an encyclopedia I really want to do one more guys I saw this TikTok that was so fucking real I'm gonna play the audio because as a hot woman in her 20s it hit me that and I honestly couldn't relate to anything this woman was saying and I was like that's a good sign um this is for this is for other women to listen to so let me cue it

up here um about having more going on than just your looks it's uh needs to be said so here you go it's like not ready god damn it i think we place way too much emphasis on looks when it comes to building confidence because some of you guys have not read a book in years don't know how to do your taxes have no sense of identity outside of the internet and can't speak in public and yet every morning there you are looking at yourself in your full length ikea mirror going you're so hot you're the prettiest girl in the world okay and even if that were true and let's be honest who cares spell pharaoh tell me what the ftc does name a single hobby of yours outside of media consumption podcasting exactly federal trade federal trade

commission i think federal trade commission you guys fucking get it i don't know it's something there's something about that i said like get a personality that isn't the fact that you're hot like if you're an adult and you're a woman and just speaking to you i guess uh being hot is not a personality and i feel like a lot of people don't have a lot going on other than that especially because of fucking instagram and just insta stories all day and you know selfing and fucking posting pictures of yourself it's just it's not a person it's like that's its own personality type that's why um she's got I don't know that that just like hit me I was like yeah I have a hobby that's not my looks or whatever she said I'm like I podcast I can finally say that it's and it's been

a journey I used to not have hobbies other than uh I clean eat and I work out um that's those from I like oh whenever someone asks about a hobby I'd be like oh I work out that's it I love exercise it's like to me that's the most boring it's like an odd working out now it's like oh if someone says that it's like telling me you brush your teeth every day it's like that's just part of being alive it's like oh exercise that's not unique or it's not a hobby or it's not like a that's just how my brain sees it uh what that really tells me is that uh well you like keeping your body fit and in shape which is good and healthy but your appearance is your identity is your appearance is your identity is wrapped up

is your appearance whatever okay um but yeah like i just feel like people are uh and i feel you guys here's the thing part of the reason i'm doing this quiz is because you know i often feel like a dumb fuck and I feel stupid and I feel like I don't know anything. And I'm just like very, um, scattered, scatterbrained because of information overload and consuming content all day long on the, on social media and like just years of information and just overstimulation with my phone. So I feel like the result of that is I don't really know anything that I don't really know about anything I don't have like a thorough understanding of any one topic and I feel like I'm hard on myself about that I'm like oh like I wish I just could talk

about the world wars from like day one to the last day when you know like I just wish I could like say every little detail or that's just one example or tell you all about wine and like every region and like I'm a sommelier and I you know um or even the economy and politics like I I can I can have a conversation about it but I'm not super well versed in the ins and the outs and the the specifics behind it all so I don't know today I'm just doing a trivia segment for fun because it's like let's just polish my brain cells and then like I don't know am I gonna rebrand as a nerd am I gonna rebrand as a fucking nerd a nerd nerds are well nerds are hot right now nerding nerding out is in fashion I mean just like look at Elon Musk

it's like the ultimate nerd is the coolest person on the planet you know it's just like how did that how how did that all flip it off or tech people whatever okay so uh I saw another speaking of TikTok I saw random fact alert alert alert alert um there is a TikTok all about Mark Zuckerberg and how like strange and odd he is and like he did things like made his roommates take pictures down because he doesn't want to feel other he thinks emotions are not um like useful or something and he doesn't want to feel other people's emotions and like see their family pictures and shit or something and then he also apparently only ate kale and ben and jerry's

for like his diet and says he uses food as food as fuel or something and then like there was another thing about how he ate live rats he would eat live rats i don't know i feel like it's all bullshit it's all like a lot of it's made up but i don't know i thought it was funny um there's some really crazy looking pictures though of him like 10 12 15 15 years ago till now and how just like cold in the face he looks and just so like zombified he looks i don't know you guys probably know what i'm talking about like the current pictures of him look pretty sad and very and very uh strange but okay um let's just do one more quiz if you can pass this random knowledge quiz i think your brain is unusually unusually large

okay um I do have a big head physically it's or structurally it's it's large so uh this okay whatever memory is a song featured in which musical memory cats the lion king Les, Les Mis, Les Mis, fuck, Les Mis, Les Mis, Les Mis, or Miss Sion, Sion, I don't know, memory, I'm just gonna say, uh, cats, oh, I got it right, I guessed, which of these is the largest megabyte kilobyte terabyte gigabyte definitely not gigabyte I feel like it's terabyte kilo tera giga mega I think I think megabyte gigabyte megabyte no it's not a megabyte

gigabyte no i don't like seeing these words spelled out like i see the abbreviation like um gb mg or is mb but i don't know kilo or terabyte i feel like it's terabyte oh it's right okay two for two in which body body part can you find the femur leg duh arm leg abdomen or arm how many days are there in a fortnight 2 4 12 14 a fortnight I have no clue what that is that's that game right let me say 12 12 is just looking and speaking to me oh it's 14 okay which tv show had main characters by the name names of Samantha Miranda Carrie or and Charlotte

girlfriends, desperate housewives, hot in Cleveland, or sex in the city? Why the fuck don't I know that? Wait. Carrie Bradshaw, right? Samantha, Miranda, and Charlotte. I feel like that's sex in the city. Yeah, correct. Which of these is not the name of a British royal baby. Charlotte, George, Charlie, or Louis? Louis. George, I know. Baby Charlotte, I feel like is Charlie. Louis? I'm going to say Charlie. I don't know. Correct. Oh. Yeah. Which of the following is the primary ingredient in hummus? Chickpeas. Duh. Which street does Sherlock Holmes live on? Breaker Street, Baker Street, Broker Street or Bleaker Street

Bleaker Street oh fuck, Baker Street is that in London? wait, hold on isn't there a Baker Street in London? there's like a museum oh yeah, this is by my dorm when I was

yeah, I recognize this it's like a green yeah the sherlock holmes museum on baker street it's weird it's like next to where i had classes um next question i'm almost done jesus what a weird episode absolute value grammys bitching black people bitching ultimately that's just so which country is not home to one of the seven wonders of the natural world united states canada greece or australia i feel like we don't have a seven wonder here

is it niagara falls but then there's like the in um isn't it in argentina so like we have niagara falls and they have like niagara falls that's like 10 times the size what's that called I don't feel like the United States has a seven wonder is it the what's it called the Grand Canal wait what's it called guys the Grand Canal Great Canal wait Jocelyn the Grand Canyon is that a seven wonder yeah I feel like if we had one it would be Niagara Falls or Grand Canyon Mississippi River no um Canada Greece definitely does I just feel like Greece does Australia I'm gonna just say

what would Greece have as a seven wonder I'm gonna say Greece oh correct whoo okay um the United States features the Grand Canyon which is part of the seven wonders Canada features both Niagara Falls and the Auroras. And Australia features the Great Barrier Reef, which is part of the Seven Wonders. Yeah. So, oh, I guess Niagara Falls would be Canada. It's kind of like on the border though, right? Okay. Whatever. Which of these words is not used to describe a deer? Buck, doe, fawn, foal. A foal is a fucking horse. It's a foal. Correct. A foal is a baby horse. Whoa, 77%. Whoa, you got eight out of 10 right. You need to move to the moon. Why? I'll tell you. Your brain is so big that soon it's going to weigh your head down so much that you're

going to just have, you're going to have to just roll into your next, hold the fuck on BuzzFeed, going to have to just roll it next to you. You're just going to have to roll it next to you. That's of whoa that's hard to say going to have to roll it just going to have to just roll it next to you on a skateboard or something therefore moving somewhere with reduced gravity is the only solution for you and your expansive mind all right you fucking kiss asses and you fucking goobers here on buzzfeed like okay it's on it's not that smart kind of a ranty episode kind of a bitchy episode um i don't know it's monday that's what i do here sometimes i get on and just say my raw thoughts off the top of my head without premeditating

and that's that's what happened i don't take back anything i said i do not apologize for anything i said i don't care if you got offended just don't listen to me or just leave a one-star review that's cool um yeah this world's kind of in a weird phase right now and I'm like maybe I'm just at that age where I'm seeing the I'm seeing well I'm you know I'm mid-20s but like I'm seeing how it was versus how it is now and I'm like uh I just don't like how like I don't know I guess I was just raised with, um, in an environment where manners mattered, like, being well-mannered, being, um, respectful, like, being, like, I don't know, classy, being, um, just, like, wholesome and like i just think like not being so provocative and just like i just think of

the grammars i'm like what the fuck is this i mean i know that's just that just represents a small little pocket of hollywood and music but it's like what we're listening to on the radio it's what our kids are watching it's what they're growing up with in their pockets now with cell phones and i'm like what the fuck maybe that'll maybe there's going to be a a correction maybe it'll just I don't know maybe we'll be discussed about like here's where I'm at I don't feel like especially with all of the new gender stuff and the new like quote-unquote woke ideas and the woke movements and stuff I don't feel like it's this is going to be the beginning of

you know another decade two decades three decades of like where it just it just keeps going and it exasperates and then in 10 years you can say that today I identify as a baseball cap or whatever the fuck like I feel like I'm uh I'm uh you know you could it could be like a a white a white dude from Oklahoma saying today I identify as an Asian school teacher in South Dakota who's thinking about transitioning to a man and that man is black and he is also gay like it's like is that where we're going we're just gonna be like that where you can just let anything goes we have to accept everyone in there because i'll i'll hold my ground when i say this and i and i mean it i sincerely mean that gen it's dysphoric it's what is called gender dysphoria is a it's

like a mental illness this is not normal this is not it's not normal to it's not like oh and Everyone needs to be normal and do what society says and whatever. But, like, it shouldn't – thinking you're a woman one day and then thinking you're a man the next day and, like, I've been – It's just – sorry. There's some mental issues going on there. Right? Why do we have to just – like here's why things happen is too many people because of the internet and speaking your mind

and getting canceled or getting shamed by your peers and losing their acceptance and approval like people I think too many people are just accepting it and just kind of like rolling over and going oh yeah and then it's like the cool new thing is to be or to say like I love all people I accept all people. I want everyone, you know, everyone to be happy and equal and everyone should have the same rights as everyone else. All this shit are not rights. Um, everyone should feel safe in society and be who they want to be without feeling, um, oppressed and like an outcast. And so we should, we should like, you know, start using their pronouns and their terms and blah, blah, blah. Like everyone can use any bathroom they want to now, but I'm like, no,

no where's the pushback I don't think there was enough pushback on all this there's too much acceptance of it I'm not sure quite why I'm not quite sure why that I don't know why things unfolded this way but I hope they even back out a little bit and we start rolling our eyes at like canceling Mr. Potato Head and like this dumb shit that is so irrational and stupid I feel like I hope over the next five years or actually the I honestly hope to see this in the next two years uh all of this weird ass woke cancel shit is just like an eye roll and no one really gives into it and yeah I don't know it's all these people that don't have they now they have a platform now they have a they have a place to call people out and to

you know raise their voice because they have a social media account and before they were nobody and they were a loser and they were the weird kid in class who was you know sitting in the corner that wasn't really cool that didn't really stand out and it's like now you can stand out with your you know your harsh criticism of other people and like straight people that are apparently like transphobic or homophobic or the fuck you can go on the internet and write a monologue or write a speech and get a bunch of retweets and like feel good about yourself by shitting on other people that have different opinions than you here's what i have to say to all those people it's like look i'm all do do whatever you want to do i don't care but stop like it's like stop making

all of like we don't need to like stay in your own lane stay in your lane and don't make everyone come to your lane and change and like and cry about it so much where now the fucking president is signing executive orders and doing things to the whole entire country and the whole entire culture shifts and has to change their ways for you guys like it doesn't make sense because it's such a small fraction of a percentage of people that um raise that raise hell about all raise hell about this okay i'm not even being specific about what they're raising hell about but i think you guys fucking get it. Climate change isn't real. The earth is flat. Trump is still the president. Bin Laden's alive and so is Michael Jackson and Tupac. Yeah, and Tupac. They're

all alive and Biden is a robot. He's been cloned. He's not actually in Washington, DC. He's over in Fort. Um, he's in like Alabama or fucking Louis. There's like a fort. What is it called for Fort? Whatever. Um, kidding about everything I just said, but i don't know all right have a great day happy monday hope you have a great week hit that subscribe button i'm here every day i'm here 70s did i just repeat myself i'm here 70s a week hit that subscribe button and head over to patreon.com slash tjms to support the show and get access to more of my content, go check it out over on patreon.com slash TJMS. I want to end this episode

by saying, um, I'm, I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm kind of in this phase of finding myself or not finding myself like I'm finding that sharing my opinions and just saying it how I think it without filters without trying to appeal to everyone is probably gonna come with a lot of kickback and quote-unquote haters or whatever the fuck like but I just think we need to hear the flip side and i think there needs to be more people in society coming out and offering up an opposing viewpoint to the normal like you know the the normal shit or like the regular shit we constantly see all over the news and social media that's just pumped up or just yeah it's like pumped by celebrities too they're just making

these they're just um exasperating all these ideas and all these new thoughts and stuff and it's like well I don't think there's an there's a lot of people pushing back on it or there's not a lot of people coming out and just saying it like it is like I did today and I don't know what my future looks like I don't know if this is dumb and this is like oh she's gonna get like I'll never be able to hold down a job or like fucking um be taken seriously or something because I'm just so fucking my opinion my opinions are so toxic and so racist and so um terrible like I'm a terrible person like I don't know what this is I don't care like I'm not I'm not sitting here well it's not that I don't care I'm just not I don't believe in that like I don't believe in

just because I say I'm practicing my right of free or whatever free speech um and a bunch of people don't like it that I can just be shut down or like fucking um like I miss when like you could just disagree with someone and it's not personal it's just like oh they have a different opinion from their own like I'm everything I said is based on my own personal experience living this life and I get that that's the same for everyone else but we need to we just need more of I don't know we just need to listen to each other and hear the other side and consider it and not shut down and cancel people over thinking differently there's always something to be learned from someone that disagrees with from you disagrees with you and

you become more well-rounded you become more um i think empathetic or like understanding of other people in the society you live in when you listen to them say their thoughts that totally disagree with yours and go, wow, you are living a completely different reality than me. Or like you see shit so differently based on like maybe how you grew up or where you live or who you work with and who your friends are. And like, whoa, that's crazy that, I mean, if you're thinking like there's probably other people. So that's, I think it's good for us. We need more of it. So yeah, I guess in conclusion, I know I popped off and I'm not sorry. I'm just saying like, fucking deal with it. America's gotten too soft and I'm about to

end this episode, but America's gotten too soft. I grew up with hard knocks and straight talk and real shit and discipline and being grounded for months and fucking like picking up sticks in the yard as punishment and walking home, getting kicked out of the car and walking home in the dark alone like by myself as a kid is this is this abuse not really like I would I didn't have like you know I'm looking around everyone's just like a victim and everything's cushy now with social media and everyone's got everything at their fingertips and instant gratification I'm like it's and our brains are turning to mush people are dying

of coronavirus in the streets stop whining about the quality and shit it's not even fucking a problem it's all made up it's all bullshit it's all propaganda alright love you guys have a great Monday and I'll talk to you tomorrow bye