The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 193- Ramblin

Episode Date: March 18, 2021

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What's up, guys? Happy Tuesday. It's episode 193. Welcome back to the show! hey what's up it's Jacqueline welcome back to the show hi hi happy tuesday hit that subscribe button i'm here seven days a week and head over to patreon.com slash tjms to support the show get access to my exclusive content extra pictures extra videos um like me training my puppy me it's all pg okay don't get excited it's not only fans i mean it's the only fan patreon is the only fans for podcasters but you know i keep it fucking i got my parents on there okay so jesus christ patreon.com slash tgms go check it out support your local podcast host here I am let's do a show so I can't believe it

I haven't really reflected on this or even thought about it or even seen like I haven't marked the day that I'll hit 200 episodes but I'm on what 191 93 today 193 days of podcasting in a row and I have zero plans for the 200th episode I I don't know like I think for the 100th I don't know what I did whatever but if you have any ideas of what I should do on episode 200 uh shoot me a dm because I feel like I should try hard and come with a plan unlike today's episode where I have no notes I'm just speaking out of my ass on a Tuesday work day just like whatever gotta get this episode done so yeah let me know um but anyways kind of I don't know I'm trying to get better one of the things I'm trying to work on right now is like giving myself more credit or like thinking

or being proud of myself or like like taking a moment to go wow I'm working hard I'm getting shit done I'm moving forward I'm like accomplishing my goals and I don't know like I'm not very good at that I always feel like I could do better I could do more I could um I guess here's the thing from day one, I never made daily podcasting a big deal. I never made it like a, Oh my God, this is going to be so hard. This is going to be like a marathon, a journey that is going to take a lot of work, blah, blah, blah. Cause as you know, I am absolutely insane when I, or this might sound insane, but I think podcasting is the easiest thing I've ever fucking done. It is the most natural. Like I feel like it's, it's like breathing and I'm literally, I'm talking like

how much easier can you get than I'm a girl. I have a lot to say. I have a lot of opinions, a lot to get off my chest and talking is like the easiest shit for me to do and I don't edit so that's not a it's not complicated so anyways I guess that's why like okay 200 episodes I'm almost you know I'm approaching that doesn't seem like it was even that hard not to I'm not trying to be you know I'm not trying to be like oh I'm like I don't know it's not a flex whatever that's how I know I feel my passion let's reflect on that like whenever when I started doing this back in September I was realizing how um or quickly realized how when when you find your passion your calling whatever it feels so right and it feels

like it feels effortless and you're not I don't know like I can't just I can't really explain it I think it's just a feeling you get and I wish everyone could find that in life because I don't think I think a lot of people have like dreams and stuff and they think they want something and in my case like I thought I wanted to be an influencer a youtuber an insta baddie a fucking like fashion nova bitch I don't know like something like that and then I randomly made a podcast one day and then I never stopped and so yeah um it clicked in my brain like oh this is what I'm supposed to do this feels like I'm home and here we are 193 episodes later all right I'll get off my little what is that called a soapbox I don't know

I literally I have zero notes I have nothing to talk about I just came off a weekend a three-day weekend with my mom she came and visited me from Washington it's a work week now so I'm back in the swing of things um kind of back on my eight to five routine you guys all know I'm kind of nerding out on I had to put myself I had to like discipline I had to parent myself I did I'm an adult and I had to parent myself and say hey Jacqueline put a schedule together be disciplined about working at a certain time chilling at a certain time going and working out at the same time like I needed structure so I'm kind of back on that thing and I don't know I'm enjoying 2021 so far I'm all I'm gonna drink some water this is like Jacqueline collector thoughts should I just

people watch I did a trivia trivia quizzes yesterday which was fun I kind of feel like doing that again um because it's fun to like learn stuff or like revisit stuff you learned so I could do that um trying to think if I could update you like I have a bunch of food now from Costco that my mom got and I'm thinking about doing a like I have this so I saw saw a video obviously on TikTok of someone who meal preps once a month and he does like a whole day of cooking a bunch of different types of meats and side dishes and all this shit and then he freezes a bunch of it and I thought maybe instead of just picking out one because you guys all know I have a butcher shop now in my freezer so I have every variety of meat at Costco go listen to Sunday's

episode my mom took me to Costco it was hilarious we're in the meat aisle and she's like she we basically just got me every yeah every single variety of meat at Costco and uh whatever so I'm thinking maybe I could do like I could cook two or three meats at a time and like freeze some of it and then I have throughout the week I can have multiple protein options instead of just like picking one whatever so I'm thinking about doing that today got some spaghetti squash and maybe that would go good with a ground turkey or something I don't know so there's that um puppy's doing great update on Jimmy um he loved my mom she was like this weekend she she always took him on a walk like I would just I was taking a nap at one point she went on like a she went on

an hour long walk with him. And anyway, so I'm just like, this is literally me. I'm literally like, I have groceries. I'm going to meal prep. My dog likes my mom. All right. It's drying out. Go on the internet. Let's check the news. What's I have. I honestly have no clue what's happening other than stimulus. Stimulus is about to drop bitches. Check your, check your accounts. Um, if you make what is it under eighty thousand dollars a year is that the cutoff i don't fucking know cnn.com i bitch about cnn yet i check it for podcast talking talking points oh fuck eight people were killed at three atlanta area spas one person is in custody okay um so i don't watch the news

oh shit i saw something i'm looking at a thing about cruises cruise line launches cruises to nowhere for vaccinated people what the fuck cruises to nowhere how terrifying is that yeah i'm seeing a lot of like um shit about how like airlines are going to require vaccinations and all the stuff that they that we kind of heard about but now it's like happening i'm like wait this so vaccinated only people are going to be allowed on this cruise to nowhere what's this about anyways I don't want to I don't care about this I just want to say that um I saw a TikTok about how like you should check where so there's a lot of murders on something like a thousand a

i don't really know like i i shouldn't say statistics without actually knowing but from this tiktok i learned that cruises there's a lot of murders there are a lot of murders on cruise ships yet they go unreported because of where the cruise ships are registered and so a lot of so we don't hear about these murders because they'll be registered in places like Panama which is a huge which has a shit like a bunch of loose regulations and laws and shit I don't even know what they are but apparently that's like where all of them register because a lot of shit can slide including people getting murdered apparently because we never find out about it and so yeah just like don't go on a cruise ship in fact I have no interest on going

in going on a cruise ship ever I'm good um I don't know guys should I do the random knowledge quizzes again. I have it pulled up here. Let's go back to the news just to see quickly. Flip-flopping. I have no clue to talk about. I'm like, life's good. I'm it's a great work day. It's a great Tuesday. I'm on clubhouse right now. Uh, I'm not really listening, obviously I'm podcasting and I dunno, I like cleaned my apartment after my mom left and that's kind of where I'm at. So shit. Um, Prince Harry has, has had unproductive conversations with William and Charleston's Oprah interview. Well, no shit. I don't care about anything. Honestly, I'm going to do a random knowledge quiz. Let's, let's get smart together. Let's learn, let's learn together.

Um, this'll guide me through the rest of the episode because, um, a bitch has no notes today and I have nothing. I just don't know what to even say. This is the most braindead I've ever been on a podcast. Um, if I can pass this on the first try, then I'm a genius apparently. So here we go. To show 1 million, you'd write a one followed by how many zeros? Six. Correct. duh Attila was the leader of did this just get really boring I know the beginning was boring but I'm like oh let's do a knowledge quiz and then I'm fucking bored like this is so dry Attila was the leader of Huns, Alans, Visigoths or Ottomans Attila I feel like Ottomans I don't know fuck Huns I have no clue what this is this Greek mythology

I have no fucking clue what that was how many sides does a trapezoid have four correct dude I'm good at math I did some I answered the absolute value of five negative five yesterday correctly and I just felt so smart and I'm like that's the most easy thing to do in math but I hadn't done it since like fifth grade or some shit and I was like whoa I feel like I need to start doing um I should get like I'm sure there's apps to like sharpen your math skills but I just want to like I want to revisit the fucking Pythagorean theorem and like finding the uh area of a circle and shit I feel like it'd be good for my brain to uh brush up on which of the following is a picture of Sarah Hyland well you guys can't see this

okay this is uh Miranda Crossgrove Nina Dobrev I know that and the other two girls I have no clue who they are but the bottom right picture she looks um is this racist I mean she looks black and I don't know if Sarah Hyland is compared to the white girl above her I feel like her name would be Sarah but is that racist and and is that not allowed I cannot say that I'm just saying like the girl above her looks more like a Sarah. Fuck. It was the black. Wait, no. Sarah Highland is not even black. Wait, this is now I'm not, I'm talking about race. God damn it. Sarah Highland. Is she, let me look at other pictures. God damn it. She's like literally white, right? Fuck. Okay. So let's keep going. I don't want to, I don't want to forget. I even said

anything shit okay next question um I think it was just like the makeup and the picture and the lighting okay sorry above about among and along are all oxymorons prepositions homophones or antonyms oh they're all prepositions duh dude I love English that was my favorite fucking I love deconstructing sentences did you guys ever do that or you would like underneath a word you'd like have a sentence about like um the boy took the clipboard and handed it to the teacher or whatever the fuck and then you would like take each word and like break it down and then there would be like a little um diagram underneath the sentence that you draw I don't know I went to a Catholic private school that

maybe that was just to fucking that was I don't know was that brainwashing what am I saying next question all the following people were famous authors except Cole Porter F Scott Fitzgerald Edgar Allan Poe or Ernest Hemingway definitely Ernest definitely Edgar Allan Poe Scott Fitzgerald yeah I feel like it was um Cole Porter or is like one of these a president this is fucking with me or like a or a scientist I'm gonna go Cole Porter yeah he was a composer it says boron is blank hydrogen on the periodic table boron is after hydrogen correct hydrogen is the first element on the periodic table that's what my brain saw science that was a bitch to memorize the fucking periodic table how many stomachs does cow have four grew up next to

dairy farms my whole life if i didn't know that answer uh i mean whatever i feel like that's common knowledge cows have four stomachs 76 trombones is a song from which musical oh shit the music man the sound of music fiddler on the roof or oklahoma i think it's 76 trombones i feel like it's fiddler on the roof fuck oklahoma i don't think so the music man i'm gonna say but like it's called the music man and they're talking about trombones i gotta go fiddler damn it it was it was the music man that makes sense god damn it um which two countries are both located in europe croatia and morocco latvia and armenia

serbia and georgia ukraine and bulgaria both located in europe it's definitely not croatia croatia and morocco latvia and armenia serbia and georgia ukraine and bulgaria i feel like it's um is this supposed to be, is Ukraine, I forget, when you do the European map, I feel like Ukraine and Bulgaria, yeah, I think that's, like, kind of, I feel like some people think Ukraine is, like, Russia or, like, Asia, but got 61%, all right, whatever, is this, like, selfish of me to, like, do this on, I'm, like, doing the quiz for my own, I'm, like, trying to work on my brain cells this week I guess I'm doing this every day but I don't know if it's fun for you guys to listen to I mean education and entertainment are um they go hand in hand and that's what I'm trying to do

here so let's get educated bitches okay your random knowledge is lacking if you don't get eight out of ten on this quiz let's go um oh there's like a pic there's too many pictures on this you guys can't see it so let me go to a different one because it's hard to like do a quiz if it's picture based um here let's find another one if you can pass this random knowledge quiz you're one smart cookie the method of categorizing library books by numbers based on subject subject is called the carson call number system the simpsons system the dewey decimal system the Jefferson categorization. It's the Carson call number. God, how did I get that wrong? It's called the Simpson system. Wait, no, it's called the Dewey decimal system. Why does Carson call

ring a bell? Whatever. A traditional margarita pizza is topped with all the following except obviously mushrooms, tomatoes, basil, or mozzarella mushrooms. Which of these is not the name of a Hemsworth brother. Chris, Liam, Luke, Chad. Chad. I didn't know there's three brothers. Luke, Chris, and Liam. Don't they all kind of look the same? I get so confused. Which of these is a fedora? Jesus, you guys. I'm just going to pick the one that's a fedora because you can't see the pictures. There's like a top hat, a little French hat, and a safari hat. What did the Treaty of Versailles do? Formerly ended the French Revolution, created a truce between Poland and Germany,

formally ended World War I, allowed France to acquire Monaco as a province. Not the last one. Treaty of Versailles. Versailles and France. Created a truce between Poland and Germany. Why does that seem like that's what it is? what formerly ended World War I shit this is like history class

in junior year of high school flashbacks formerly ended the French Revolution treaty what is a treaty fuck French Revolution what year was that okay i'm gonna just be i'm gonna i i feel like i'm embarrassed right now because i should know the answer of this and i can't remember so why would it why would it have created

between poland and germany what was going on with poland no i don't think i think it ended the french revolution fuck end of world war one i damn it I should have known that whatever how many valley how many valves are in it what was the French Revolution that seems like French Revolution timeline yeah that was like yeah the fucking 1700s Jacqueline Jesus Christ I don't know I got it was Versailles where's Versailles Versailles Versailles French Revolution wait what is versailles the palace found itself at the very heart of the revolution that's why i got confused so whatever um how many valves are in a typical human heart four

correct uh which cell phone company has the slogan can you hear me now verizon duh which of the following countries is northeast of egypt yemen azerbaijan azerbaijan i don't know if that's how you say sudan or italy northeast of egypt would be yemen yemen azerbaijan what egypt map isn't yemen israel wait why do i have to go on fucking map my map app right now to to see this egypt i love like going on the world maps and just scrolling around and shit um where is that country is it tiny

oh shit this is like further up what did I say um Yemen where's Yemen man oh shit it's kind of yeah okay whatever next question is episode fun I don't know I'm like trying something new I'm just like I didn't have any plans today so here we are which of these appliances draws the most power in the house? Stove, washer and dryer, AC or refrigerator? Ooh. Frigerator's always keeping shit cold. Okay. Washer and dryer. That's only using it. It only takes energy when it's being used. But does it use the most energy? AC stove I feel like oh fuck I don't know I'm just gonna say washer and dryer

damn it it's the AC oh I guess that makes sense if it's on all day in baseball how many balls does a pitcher have to throw to walk the batter for I used to like do the stats at my brother brother's um little league games I'd sit in the dugout my dad coached and I'd like do that little um I'd have that little spiral book like with a pencil filling everything in anyways um let's do let's do one more I'm gonna wrap this episode up you know what here we go here's the in conclusion Tuesday's episode was whatever came to came to mind and with no plans and then I did I did some trivia and then I carried on with my day and some episodes are like that it's on you for continuing to listen and um allowing me to waste your time

but that's a different conversation that's a conversation for another episode and how uh your life must be that it must be so uneventful that somehow this is entertainment or whatever the fuck i'm trying to say here okay um let's do one more what fills balloons to make them float helium argon hydrogen potassium helium duh an improper fraction has a numerator greater than its denominator a denominator a denominator greater than its new denominator greater than its denominator what a zero as its denominator a zero as its numerator an improper fraction has a numerator greater than its denominator yeah why am i good at these math ones i always get

them right i'm like three three for three i always get them right okay lewis and clark set out to explore the western united states and they were guided by who johnny appleseed pocahontas Davy Crockett, Sacagawea. Dude, Sacagawea. Duh. I need to stop saying duh after these because it might not be obvious to you. I don't know. Maybe it's easy for me, but, um, sorry. Which of the following movies does not have both Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore in them? Wedding Singer, yes. 50 First States, yes. Blended or Just Go With It? Ooh. they're all happy Madison productions fuck just go with it or blended I feel like blended doesn't have them together damn it it was just go with it I don't I haven't seen those

two of these artists are French one is Dutch but which one is Spanish okay so which one is Spanish Salvador looking at the the spelling here of these names Toulouse Lautrec I don't even know if I'm pronouncing these right Edward Monet Vincent Van Gogh dude it's fucking Salvador he's a Spanish artist yeah which of these celebrities do not have a color in their name Betty White Jack Black who is that Natalie Portman no it looks like her there's a guy um his skin tone happens to be black it doesn't matter that he's I don't know if I'm allowed to say that with a bow tie looks like he's accepting a like a Grammy or an award

or some sort of award and then the other woman is um light skin tone she might be white could could be maybe Hispanic I don't know and she's wearing a white dress it looks like she's on a she's at the SAG awards I think I don't know I'm just gonna go I'm gonna go bow tie man correct from the top Millie Bobby Brown oh that's her okay Betty White Denzel it was Denzel Washington. Jesus Christ. I did not notice that was Denzel. I guess it's like an older picture of him. Whatever. Which is, where is Stonehenge located? Ireland, England, Denmark, Germany, England. Duh. Duh. Carrie Underwood, Tim McGraw, Willie Nelson, and Loretta Lynn are all country artist pop artist blues artist rock artist i don't get this right um like i don't know i'm a

loser country duh victor hugo's book was the inspiration for which disney movie frozen the hunchback of notre dame no notre dame cinderella the little mermaid victor hugo's book what book was, did he write? I'm going to go with The Hunchback. It just seems like that would make sense. Cinderella was based on the story from the Grimm Brothers. The Little Mermaid and Frozen were both based on stories by Hans Christian Andersen. Yeah. What does it mean to cook something sous vide? Sear it, then bake it. Cover it in tinfoil and broil it for a short amount of time. Freeze it, then deep fry it. Fuck no. Cook it at a low temperature for a long time in a water bath. Sous vide, bottom one. Correct. Cook it at a low temp. I got nine out of 10, right? Jesus.

That's it. Okay, guys, I got above 50% on each quiz. That was fun. I don't know. I'm going to get back to my day I'm still looking for a white couch um I might go back to that antique store and um measure out the the painting I saw with my mom to see if it would fit right on my wall I'm thinking about buying that um those are kind of some like home decor updates I guess uh but yeah thanks for hanging out hope you had fun I feel like here's here's what here's what I want to say um because I'm approaching 200 episodes I really gave it my all in the beginning and I would come on here with I have a whole notebook full of shit I would I like wrote notes before each episode and had all these topics and thoughts

and shit but I don't know I I feel like um sometimes it's nice to just explore whatever my whatever comes to my mind and practice saying shit on the fly I guess I don't know and not really I don't know Jacqueline how's it all working out how are those downloads going how are the how's the podcast doing are you is it worth it I don't care because some people would be like well if it's not growing maybe that would be a sign that you maybe you should take that as a sign that the content is lacking and you're not doing a lot you should like work on um each episode a little more and like focus up and blah blah i'm like that's not why she's here okay i literally don't have any goals with numbers or anything like i don't care and i if it i'm

happy to make one person i'm like if one person likes a show i'm happy or like if if this is helping one person i mean i'm only saying this because this is what the pros say they're like you should just focus on one person, and so, yeah, that's what matters to me, and I got, I definitely have more than that, but, I don't know, lately, I've been, like, jeez, like, come with a plan, like, what are you doing? There's a really cute dog on a leash outside, it's, like, a, I think it's a border collie, yeah, all right, I hope you guys have a great day, I'm getting my hair done tomorrow, which will be fun I'm going uh get my roots done because they're so grown out and I'm going like

further blonde like more platinum than I was last time so that's exciting and I don't know I'm gonna just like continue my work day to day and upload this and do some yoga later and cook up some fucking meat I don't know I need to like figure out what I'm gonna make first so many options. Maybe, maybe I should do like, maybe I should do, yeah, I think I'm gonna do the spaghetti squash and then the ground turkey this week. Ah, boring. Come with a plan. We're sick and tired of this shit. Um, anyways, I shouldn't, whatever. Okay. Happy Tuesday. Hope you're happy. I hope you're fulfilled. I hope you're healthy. I hope you love yourself or just like, I hope you like yourself. Um, I mean, that's a start. Loving yourself is a journey, but I don't know. Be your

own, be, be your own, uh, cheerleader. Jesus. Inspirational ending. Jesus Christ. Okay. Have a great day. Hit that subscribe button. I'll be here 70s a week for you. If you do so, I'll never let you down I'll make all of your dreams come true with my voice and I will soothe your sleeping I'll this is your bedtime story I will soothe you to sleep all right that's it talk to you tomorrow I'm out bye