The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 198- Sundaycast: Spring Cleaning

Episode Date: March 23, 2021

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What's up, guys? Happy Sunday. It's episode 198. Welcome back to the show. hey what's up it's Jacqueline welcome back to the show happy sunday wow how was your weekend? How are you doing? Um, I hope you're killing the game this year. I don't know. Are you in love? Is anyone in love for real? Like, dude, I'm in my mid twenties and not to be obnoxious, but I'm kind of starting to feel like the clock is ticking and not in terms of like, I need to have kids, but like, I need to find someone like now I need to like, I need to date someone for a few years. Right. And if I don't start that process now, I just don't want to be like 39 when that happens, you know? Anyways, so hope you had

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zoom hangouts with you guys live zoom hangouts so it's just all part of the process of becoming a podcast baddie and you know what two more episodes and I'll I'll uh I'll have done this two more episodes and I'll be at 200 episodes two more episodes and I'll be at 200 episodes why does that sound weird so yeah that's a thing 200 days of podcasting is officially coming up and I don't know I still feel like I'm brand new at this I still feel like I'm learning I don't some days I'm like it's just getting worse like I just feel like it's getting worse and I'll be honest I don't usually toot my horn that often or feel good about myself after a show but i felt really good about yesterday's q a and i felt like i had a lot of fun so go listen to

yesterday's episode if you're like i don't know if you want to be impressed like i felt a little at some points of that show i felt impressive i did feel impressive but i don't know so cheers to that we're coming up on a big number even though it's like when i don't think this is ever going to end. So 202 days, let's get it. Let's get it kids. Um, it's Sunday. I'm going to do a little recap of what I did. I have some new products to tell you about some like fun, fresh spring activities I got up to today. Um, I'm doing something fun tomorrow. I have to tell you about, um, and then just like some theories or just some questions about the president of the United States, AKA Joe Biden. So that's all coming up. I might even read out

of my old notebook, noteback, bitch, get your words right. My notebook from the past when I first started podcasting, cause I came across it today and it's, it's hilarious. Like one of the lines I wrote is, let me just go back to, I think it was episode 15 or 11. This is crazy. I'm on 198 today. Episode 11, I wrote here, you guys need me to stay borderline schizo for this to be entertaining. And then under that, I wrote reckless life story. Like, oh, I said I was thinking in podcast you guys need me to be you guys need me to stay borderline schizo for this to be entertaining yeah at the beginning I was literally thinking of what I was going to talk about on the podcast 24 7 I dream about it I could never stop I never stopped thinking about

podcasting and topics and ideas and um because of that I feel like I was turning and I don't is this offensive what I felt schizo I felt like you know my brain was what is the definition of schizophrenia because I don't want to be, um, unkind to those that are schizo. It's all made up, dude. Everything's made up. Schizophrenia is a concept. It's a concept construct. Everything's a construct. Wait, a disorder that affects a person's ability to think, feel, and behave clearly. Oh, that describes me well, right? Dude, I can't compare myself to people that have that because that's a tough situation to be in I can't imagine hallucinations delusions disorganized thinking dude disorganized thinking let's be honest that's something I do um I do have so

anyways moving on so I might go back to these old notes and read from it because it's hilarious for me to like see what I was like what I was trying to share with you guys at first on the show and how creative I thought I was. Drinking a ginger root beer. I just noticed that the root beer Zevia, uh, the root beer Zevia soda is a ginger root beer. So it's got a little spice to it. I kind of like that. So I did something fun and fresh for spring today and I decided to move furniture, AKA I moved my dog's crate to a new position. And now it looks like it's just part of the couch. Like it's an extension of my couch. It's right next to it. It's squared right up. Like he's, you know, it's all in one line and it looks, it honestly looks stupid and I'm a little

bit pissed off. I bought the biggest crate for him to start out with. Cause I have a four month old, if you're new, I have a four month old golden retriever. Okay. Jesus Christ. Why am I like this? I have a four month old golden retriever puppy named Jimmy. And I got the biggest crate for him. I don't know. I could have gotten a smaller one and waited, waited until he grew to get the big one, but I didn't. So anyways, it's like too big for my apartment and I'm annoyed. So I did that. and then this is going to really piss you off but um and I hate that I hate this about myself I hate that this is actually real and that it um took me this long to figure it out but another piece of furniture I moved today was my podcast table my desk I work out work out every day and

look I okay I gotta I gotta like breathe right now I'm having struggles is this like heartburn what's happening is this just like acid reflux guys I ate a steak okay I ate a big fat steak it's Sunday and I feel like I'm having heartburn and I don't usually get that and I don't know what that is anyways okay so anyways at the I moved my table and it's gonna piss you off I moved my table to face my window in a completely different direction and I forgot that I can see the ocean when I look out my window at this angle and like I'm yeah so I'm watching sailboats I'm watching the ships in the bay now and I've been here a year and I just noticed that this is the angle everything should be at in the apartment because this is where you can see the ocean when

you look this way and that's sad and I don't know does that say a lot about me and how like I must be so addicted to my phone and like not I'm not even looking out at a horizon like don't they say that like people's visions are all visions getting all fucked up because our like our peripheral visions fucked up because of looking at our phones and then we're not staring straight out at horizons enough and that's doing something to our brains I don't know so call me crazy man call me stupid but a bitch has an ocean view and I'm not trying to flex or anything it's just like how don't like I must be dumb I know I'm blonde I'm I feel like I'm officially today I I officially became a dumb blonde today because I've been blonde for a little

over a year now because I used to be a brunette. And anyways, now I feel like I'm reverting. I'm just like getting dumber, dude. So I did that. And then I also got, God, how boring is this episode? I mean, it's Sunday. Sunday can be whatever I want. It's chill. I'm just hanging out with you guys. But as you know, I do yoga in my apartment. It's my workout of choice. and I got something for my um for my room that I do it in to like help increase the humidity and make it feel more like a legit studio so I got a humidifier that um you can add essential oils to and it's not an essential oil diffuser like everyone has those in their house that's specifically for perfuming the air with with an essential oil

sun. It's a humidifier. So you put a ton of water in it and then the air becomes more thick and humid and like misty. And this, um, the one I got has a little tray in the back that you can add oils to. So it's basically the same thing, except the air is thick as fuck and it makes me sweat really hard when I do yoga. So there's another update. I got a diffuser or yeah, uh, excuse me, a humidifier and life's great I mean this is what it's this is uh behind the scenes of shit I buy shit I'm up to on the weekend um how much more exhilarating can you get really um how much more exhilarating can my life get really I mean I just edit every sentence I say that that I don't like until I get it right and you're just gonna have to deal with it so um oh speaking of like yoga

working out that kind of stuff um I think so yeah gyms are back open now where you can go inside I believe yeah I'm seeing a lot of posts of people like back in the gym and I know I've been really hesitant to because I quit my membership at the place I went because it was like all shut down I didn't want to do the I I'm just not I don't like the make I didn't do well with the makeshift setups and all the outdoor furniture excuse me all the outdoor appliances excuse me the outdoor equipment. Jesus. What are brain cells, dude? Um, I need to stop body shaming myself in my brain when I don't get the sentence right. And when I get tripped up because I'm honestly just tired of shit and I feel like I'm in a coma because of this fucking steak. I just put my body and I also

feel like still have heartburn and it's nighttime. I'm just like, you know, you know, just like be easier on yourself, girl. Um, but yeah, so that's, so gyms are open back up and I, and I quit mine cause I just was, I wasn't into it. I was like, I'll just work out at home. I'll, you know, and anyways, lately I'm kind of warming up to the idea of getting back into my morning gym routine where I get up early and I, and I love doing it. The thing is I love doing a cardio in the morning and right now that's usually just like my walks with Jimmy, which is not very intense. and something that like makes me feel really good is going on a run like first thing in the morning and going to the gym and like breaking a good sweat and being around a bunch of people that

are all like you know up upbeat in the morning and like we're like working out first thing so I'm thinking I'm gonna find a little gym here but then I'm like really OCD about my yoga practice. And I'm like, look, I really want to get great at it. I really want to commit to it a hundred percent. And I feel like for whatever reason, I'm, I'm scared because in the past I would go back to a normal gym and I would quit doing yoga and I'd start doing like these fucking like deadlifts and shit and start doing like ass building workouts. And like, I just don't like, honestly, I was watching a video of a girl lifting weights and like doing that kind of stuff the other day. And I honestly, I was like, I don't actually like doing that. I like the body weight

stuff. I like the Pilates. I like the yoga. I like the cardio. I actually don't enjoy putting a barbell on my back and squatting and like, um, doing a heavy deadlifts and hip thrusts and shit. And it's just not, is I feel like I just forced myself to do it because like, I'm strong and I'm, I'm built for it honestly like I don't know so that's kind of my current like I guess life update like I mean we can go back into gyms inside now so I might as well get back into it just for like the routine and the people around and um I might I might join a new gym where there's like treadmills because I like to run on the treadmill I don't give a fuck like I understand it's like not the best but I enjoy it I like cardio I like running on running on a

treadmill. And, um, I'm thinking of joining a gym that overlooks the ocean. Like it has like a beach view and it's really close to me. So yeah, there's that. Um, another life update. I'm getting tacos with my neighbors tomorrow that, um, I just met because of Jimmy. Like I'm meeting all of my neighbors and their dogs, dogs now. And they invited me to go get lunch with them. So shout out um shout out Jimmy for being my honestly like I've never met so many people so quickly to be honest that sounds sad but like every time I go outside I meet someone new because of him so I'm looking forward to that um they seem like cool people and um I don't know they're just like chill and they have a dog too and whatever so that's happening

tomorrow I'm literally just going down the list of shit I can think of going on in my life right now like like who wants to hear about my crest white strips crest white strips journey like dude I'm committed I'm gonna have my goal in life is to open my mouth and like put people on their ass because I'm my my teeth are so blinding they're like holy shit or it looks fake I don't care like I don't you know when people have veneers okay like that's one thing but like when someone has a natural set of teeth which is what I have and they're just white as fuck like I that's my 2021 goal that's my body goal for 2021 like crystal white bright teeth so I'm on a crest white strips journey I'm on I'm on a yoga journey I'm on a socializing journey I'm on a get back

into so yeah like tomorrow I'm getting back inside of a restaurant like we can sit inside officially now. So that's going to be cool. Oh shit. I have a note here about my, um, auto body parts guy. Excuse me. I got a crack in my windshield and I called the guy up last week about getting replaced or fixed. And I just remembered that he had called me like last Wednesday from the hospital and he's like oh you know yeah I'll give you a call in like a couple days about Saturday I want to schedule you for Saturday this week and so yeah I'm at the hospital right now but and he sounded really sick kind of like he had COVID honestly like he sounded out of breath and like it sounded like he was the one who was sick it wasn't like he was visiting someone

you know so all I know is it's Sunday I was supposed to have the appointment yesterday he never called me and he's probably dead and that really scares me and I feel like I need to call the auto body parts shop and get an update on him or call him back because like, I feel like he wasn't in a good place on Wednesday. And there's like a car update enough about him. Like my car is, first of all, it's a piece of shit, but also it's cracked and I'm stubborn. I hate fixing my car. I just like hate putting money into my car. That's a piece of shit. There's nothing that makes me feel like I'm burning money more than like buying or like fixing up my shitty car that I know I'm not going to have in the next like two years and the good news is like I just don't

I'm not a big car person like I don't really need much or like care what it looks like it just like gets me down the road so I'm not a big I don't really make a big deal out of having a shitty car it's just like um now it's like getting bad and I need to like I just need to replace it so whatever what kind of car do you guys okay yeah DM me what kind of car would fit me and like my vibe I guess like you know how people have a car and you're like oh that doesn't match well or like doesn't make sense like what kind of car would match me and I'll be honest like I went by there's like a house in my neighborhood I went by and there's a blue Ford, like an old, like nineties, blue Ford truck. Why do I want something like that? Or like

an old Bronco? Like, why do I want an old piece of shit car? Not like a piece of shit, like a cool old car, old car, old car. Ew. Why am I like this? Why am I like this? Um, yeah. Or, or like, do you guys see me in a Tesla, a fucking Mazda? Ew. Um, I don't like, I'm not, I'm not really into Mercedes to be honest. Like I don't really like Mercedes or Audis that much. Audis are okay. I don't know. I just feel like those are cliche. Like everyone has like an Audi or I don't know. I'm, if I had to pick between Audi, Mercedes or BMW, because I feel like those are like the the three like you know types of I just I would go with BMW I just like those um I like how they drive dude what what should I do do you see me I'm not a jeep I don't think I'm a jeep

girl I don't know send me a DM what kind of car do you think am I a Honda Accord bitch am I a fucking Chevy um I am I'm a current Chevy bitch I do drive a Chevy uh that's all I'm gonna say so that's all you gotta need that's all you need to know like I said I drive a piece of shit it's a chevy do the math okay I feel like there there's all these commercials now of people that are like I converted to chevy I converted to chevy and they're all proud they're like holding up a sign of like the old car make they had or like the old car model they drove and then like the new chevy and it's like I changed to chevy I don't know um you know commercials I really miss speaking of commercials are the mac versus pc commercials with justin long and that other dude

like hi i'm a mac and i'm a pc i just like miss those that was the best era of like like whenever a new piece of like technology came or like new whenever a new cell phone dropped even if it was like a stupid like chocolate LG chocolate or like a envy or a sidekick or whatever like whenever those phones dropped it just felt special and so new and so cool and also like the new laptops and computers from like Apple like everything just felt exciting at that point and that was during the Mac versus PC commercial like I guess that's like 2009-8 I don't know fuck all right um what did I just say windshield guy did I say oh I talked about the gym commercials oh what kind of car yeah like I don't know I'm just starting to like think about

it now um oh i was gonna mention something about joe biden so i'm not like a conspiracy theorist i'm not really into all these like stupid tiktoks where people are like trying to connect dots and like explain that like i've heard everything from like he's a robot to like they've cloned him to like the white house is is not he's not actually the white house they're at like a separate location where like they've built a completely like a they've built a replica white house and they're doing everything from there for whatever like i've heard all this crazy shit and i'm not in that lane of like thinking i'm just using my own my own two eyes and like what i'm seeing on um the like news clips and stuff and dude i it's looking bad and it's kind of like

I don't know if anyone else relates to this or like not relates to it or anyone else is thinking this like something just like feels weird about it all like seeing him as our president just seems off and like nothing seems legit about it and like I I can't even take anything seriously I'm like is this for real like are we for real right now like what and I did see now this is gonna sound like i'm into the conspiracies and shit and it's not the case it's just like there was an actual there's footage from multiple angles of him on the white house lawn like walking up to reporter reporters with their microphones sticking out and and it looks like the microphones are like cgi and like they're they were like made in a computer because his hand if you watch it it like goes

right in front of one and it just like slices right through it as if it's not even there and everyone's like this video circulating on TikTok and a lot of people are talking about I'm like what what is this are they just trying to do they just put on a little act to like try to show that he's actually taking um questions from reporters because a lot of people are giving him heat that whenever there's a press conference or a speech or whatever like the screen goes black he's like okay I'll answer a few questions now and then the screen goes black and you never actually see him do it because people I'm sure it's like dude they're starting it they're they're um you know cutting it off for obvious reasons like he'd probably you know maybe trip up on his

word say somewhere say something wrong or you know I get why they do it but like that just doesn't sit right with me it's just like this is our president like what the why is that okay that they can just like he can just like dip and not answer questions and not be like I don't know I don't know so I also saw something and I'm not again this isn't conspiracies I know this is gonna sound like it but like look there's this like person on TikTok who posted a news clip of this guy who said basically made it sound like Obama is in charge of everything under like behind the scenes and because he said Obama instead of Biden when he said the sentence and you know when people mess up their words like that and they weren't supposed to say it they weren't supposed

to say something but they said it anyways and that actually happens to be the truth like that's what this reminds me of and so i'm just gonna like play this to see what you guys think because i don't know here we go wait for him to say obama past this crisis i mean we're up to two million vaccinations a day eight million americans at least have one dose we are so close we're all exhausted we're all frustrated it's been a year since this past week since i was in studio with you last i was seeing you in person we're so close and masks do work um and again you know the problem is that they become so politicized but on both sides it's become a republican democratic issue whether you wear those masks we've got two

three more months before every adult according to president obama will be eligible and can receive that vaccine we just have to hold tight see how he said president obama we got three or four months before president obama says like we'll be clear after the back you know it's like did he fuck that up just because of i don't know biden and obama were president and vp at one point but he's a democratic strategist if you missed that and he he tripped up and said that and i don't know I don't know what were the comments on that video oh yeah there's a quote from Obama that says um Obama said in an interview once I'll do a third term if I had a puppet or no he said um Obama said many times during his last

term that he didn't want to be prez a third term well you can't be right no he said he would much rather be in a basement feeding info and speeches um yeah i don't understand that because you can only be present twice so and honestly this is like there's also comments like people that actually believe this clown face like i'm not saying i believe it but i don't know there's just something off about what's going on and i just can't really put my finger on it and it's just gonna be it's just not looking good for four more years there's not a lot of pep in the step there's not a lot of zest in him and a lot of like conviction and authority and like presidential vibes coming out of his body I mean the guy fucking tripped up those stairs that was honestly kind of I'm like

dude kind of sad and it's like Jesus he's whatever so I hope it all goes well I hope everything kind of unfolds and quote unquote normalizes and goes back to normal but who knows obviously there's a lot of people pulling strings back like there's so many people um collaborating behind the scenes to like help him and like you know he's just the one showing up saying it on on tv but i don't think it's all like i don't think he's doing a lot of the work i don't know like is he he's not like fire. He's not very fiery with opinions. Like we're used to, we had Trump, you know, all day long pop in the fuck off all over Twitter, on the news, on the media, like all day long. He had so much to say, so many thoughts, so many ideas. It's like, you just don't get that out

of Biden. It's just like, it's like nap time. So anyways, so anyways, um, should I read out my plant, my journal really quick. This is kind of a weird episode. I don't know why I don't like it. It's cause I eat that steak and I'm not, you know what? I'm not going to take, I'm not going to take that back and regret it. I just like before recording, but I feel like it's affecting me? Should I go vegan? Um, here we go. Let me read from my notebook. Um, oh yeah, I had this issue thinking I was tacky because I feel like the way I see myself versus how I actually am is a dichotomy or it's like it's like um like the way I so I don't try to control myself on the show I don't try to um nothing I do is like me putting on an act really or like

trying to be something I'm not it's a hundred percent just me being myself turning on the microphone and going and there's nothing really like I'm not whatever I don't really think too much about how I come across or like how I'm acting or what my personality is seeming like to other people. Like it doesn't, that's not the whole goal of the show is to be myself and to like figure who I am out and like, um, share it with you guys and like, whatever, unleash the fucking beast that's been lost for so long. But anyways, I feel like how I see myself though is like super poised and elegant and classy and feminine and girly. And like, I don't want to say like ditzy, but like not yeah like tacky and brash and opinionated and aggressive and I'm like this

like I don't know I don't know I just have this like intense energy when I come and pot when I show up to podcasts every day and I feel like at first this was episode 11 I was like having this internal battle or conflict with myself about it I was like why am I like that can I be both and that's fine, like, I think, like, outwardly, I'm very much the way I think I am, I'm very, like, like, I'm super girly and feminine, and, like, that kind of vibe, and then, I don't know, like, you get to know me really well, which is what this podcast has become, and I just, like, when I let my hair down and say it like it is, I wrote here that I'm a bonfire bitch, like, imagine me wearing, um I don't know like what are those like plaid flannels like I'm in a flannel

I'm wearing a trucker hat and some like wrangler jeans with fucking um Romeos on my feet and like a beer in my hand and I'm just like I don't have a dip in I'm not that I'm not that I mean I'm not doing that but I'm like I'm just like fucking I'm a bonfire bitch I'm just like I don't give a fuck I'm sitting around you know saying it like it is just let my hair down I don't know so I'm just gonna conclude that with like or and that by saying I feel like I can be both and I am both and I need to get over I don't need to judge myself for that um I'm obsessed with being a woman I love girly shit I love putting on pretty outfits and like making my hair look nice and putting on makeup and do you know heels dresses tan nails like everything like I love that shit

there's nothing I I feel like that's one of my favorite things about life like those little routines of doing woman shit I don't know and so I don't know but then I feel also very like tomboyish and masculine and why do I hate that part of myself I don't know have I been brainwashed by a boyfriend in the past that was that made me um I think he brainwashed me I have someone in the past I feel like brainwashed me to believe that women should only be like submissive dainty little flowers who don't talk much and they're um uh the you know what I mean like I feel like at one point in my life, like that's what I believed. And I just felt insecure about how I really am because I'm not all of that. You know, I'm, I'm a lot bitch. Okay. Jesus.

Um, go Seahawks. I wrote on episode 12, who's triggered. I wrote this podcast is free joyful and honest like me that's what I said I guess on episode 12 you have to make the podcast you want to make right now if you're happy doing what you are doing then no one can tell you you aren't successful oh I like that and I don't care like I'm not waiting for someone to say oh I'm successful I feel like this whole life is all about me feeling um I struggle with that like what's the thing it's like I don't feel I don't want to say I have the imposter thing but I um kind of do it's like I guess success to me honestly like when I when I think of like what I what it means for me to be

successful let's reflect on this um I think I have a lot of like end game scenarios in mind or like And like marriage, kids, financial freedom, um, mental health is, you know, off the charts good. I'm like, you know, I've got a lot of beautiful relationships with people around me and like I'm helping people with my job or whatever, or with this podcast potentially someday. Like, I don't know. I feel like it doesn't like, I feel successful right now, but, um, I shouldn't say, but I don't know.

I should probably define it and like get clearer on it. Cause to me, I feel like the whole dumb shit quote is like, happiness is the new success. Happiness is the new success. A simple life is the motive. And I think there's nothing wrong with like wanting big things and then like not feeling successful until you get it because I feel like that is going to keep you going and it's going to be your little fire under your ass that you're that you need to like get you there because I don't know I feel like that makes me more excited than like always feeling successful

and like always being content and like oh yeah I'm doing a great job like no I'm not I'm I'm never satisfied I feel like I'll never be good enough or like get to where I want I know I'm going to get where I want to go like I do believe I'll pop out some kids and get married someday because like that is honestly my end goal but like I don't know along the way I'm just I'm like more I'm measuring my success more um I guess around my mental health and like how much I uh like feel fulfilled and like close to myself I don't know how to explain I'm like measuring success let me think about this like feeling at home in my body and like mind because that's been a really big struggle for like most of my life is like liking myself loving myself um knowing

myself really well like that's always been kind of an area that's been weak and like just awful for me so I guess now success is like shit girl you started podcasting you started podcasting every day now you're now you're like feeling it you're like feeling yourself you're like yourself it's like you're actually happy you're actually like um living up your life to the fullest and you feel good for once and so yeah I guess that's my current success is that and you could you could argue yeah well you're successful podcasting every day and that's just like dude I breathe and then I post it like it's not that complicated I don't make a big deal out of doing it every day because I don't want to let it go to my head or like I don't want to feel like

I'm better or like I'm different or unique or special because I have a I podcast this much or like I I actually I never broke the chain for a whole year I just you know whatever um I wrote Robin Hood stockies stop saying you don't understand stocks dot dot dot rant so then I ranted about that yeah I got really I got into people's faces like in the beginning of podcasting in September I was like look figure it the fuck out like everyone's like I don't understand the stock market I don't understand cryptocurrency I don't understand how it works it's confusing it doesn't make any sense I don't get it I don't get it and they literally go their entire lives and they never invest you never figure it out and it's like I said don't be that person that

doesn't figure it out figure it out put yourself back into school like get on the internet there's so many resources. There's so many people out there teaching shit. It's, it's not easy. Nothing is easy in life, but I was kind of like, I had this epiphany with like the system and how this world works and how the financial system system works. Excuse me. And I was like, I got to figure this out. I'm looking around. I'm like, yeah, this is why the gap between like the wealthy and the poor it's like so much bigger now than it was 12 months ago because people that are wealthy invest their money end of story they don't save it they invest it and I and I really took it seriously last year and apparently in episode 12 I ranted about that so figure it out um I mean like

what other notes could I read the social dilemma I took notes on during that documentary oh what was my what was my solution to the social dilemma documentary yeah um I literally came up with like oh I have the solution to the social media problems of the world like I forget what it was that's not good because I thought it was really like insightful and interesting oh yeah i said how can companies or no i said where is the money in getting people back to the present moment like how because you know how attention is now the new currency or whatever like that's how they

these companies make money off of this off of us is by our attention and us being stuck on our phones like constantly looking at shit clicking shit you know that's how they grow make their money and so I'm like well where's the money in like getting people into the present moment off their phones like if someone could create that company it's like you're that profit because like I feel like it's got to be like another Facebook Instagram type of thing where it's all about reality and being present and not being on your phone like what's that and if there's money in that maybe that would help resolve the social media addiction problems and the social media issues I feel like the company that gets people back to the present moment first the best and I'm

not talking about headspace because like I'm sorry it's not going to be like hey people sit and be quiet and meditate and like think and listen to your thoughts like no one wants to do that I feel headspace is a successful app but like it's got to be like vogue as fuck and super fashionable to say fuck you to fuck you to your phone and to be like it's got to be just as cool as being an influencer on instagram to be like being a present moment bitch who's like not addicted to social media and like in the moment and like super hip and cool and like you know, breathe in the fresh air and like talking to people and like interacting and like having normal conversations and like being normal, like a normal, normal human being,

that's gotta be just as cool and highly regarded and just as highly regarded as like a social media influencer on a screen. And if there's money in that, like this literally is so dumb. Like this sounds dumb, but I'm like, there's, there's no solution to there's the only solution is to like do the opposing thing it's like how do you I don't know where's the money in that or we're all just gonna crack and actually throw our phones against the wall because our brains will become so fried and just discombobulated to the point where we're just like they've had it they're overridden with this information this bullshit and all these random people's profiles you follow all the time and click on their stories and watch and you have

no clue who these people are and you're just like keeping up with them every single day and it's like reposting quotes and like selfies and it's just like we're all gonna crack at some point and we're gonna throw our phones against the wall and then we'll all be back in the 1950s and we'll be drinking milkshakes in the diner again and all will be well you know and this is sad to say because like it sounds like I really have a problem and I don't it's not that I feel it's not that I feel like I'm addicted to my cell phone it's just like everyone around me is I don't know we're all just kind of like morphing with technology in a weird way and even small doses of it fucks you up anyways what a weird tangent but that was I was talking about

that because of the Social Dilemma documentary I watched. Not gonna lie, I cooked the steak tonight super well. Like I watched a Gordon Ramsay, I always watch the same steak video on YouTube before I cook a steak because I just want to like brush up and make sure I'm doing it right. And I always watch the Gordon Ramsay cast iron skillet show or whatever the fuck that's cast iron skillet recipe one. And I don't know. I had a great dinner. And is heartburn from eating too fast or like eating meat? What is heartburn? Does it feel like a habit? Not to be annoying like that, but what is heartburn? Heartburn from steak. Heartburn from steak. Ew.

are you guys vegan cheese okay high fat foods like red meat or nuts can cause heartburn because fat slows down the emptying of the stomach ew there's acid maybe coming up in my esophagus apparently it's not the first time that's happened foods that have okay anyways I'm being dramatic happy Sunday um thanks for hanging out with me as always I'll be here tomorrow I'm here seven days a week so make sure to hit that subscribe button I won't let you down if you need a friend to talk to every day I'll be here for you and head over to patreon.com slash tjms to support the show and get access to my exclusive behind the scenes dangerous explicit what did i say in the beginning raunchy i don't know content that doesn't make instagram

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