The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 20- See You in 7 Years

Episode Date: September 23, 2020

Happy Wednesday! I talk about the climate change clock, admit my jealousy, and talk about my upcoming Christmas podcast series. I hope you're having a great day! Enjoy :) 

Episode 20. Welcome back to the podcast. Happy Wednesday. How's everyone doing? Are you hanging in there? Middle of the week. It's hump day. Another day, another podcast for Jacqueline. Episode 20. Feeling like this is going to be a good one. And right off the bat here, I need to confess that I recorded this before. Just now, like five minutes ago, I recorded an entire episode and I scrapped it. I could not post this for you guys. I was so low energy and so negative. And I was just judging myself the whole time about being annoying and like not being energized enough. And I was stupid. So I'm going to turn things around now. We just went to the locker room at halftime and the coach just yelled at me. So I have to bring it right now. And

yeah, I'm feeling like a lot, this is going to be a lot better. And I can't wait to share the good news today. I have a lot of news to cover going on in the world. I figured, you know, in honor of 2020, I'll talk about 2020 events or in honor of episode 20, I'll talk about 2020 events. Um, let's see my mom. We had a little chit chat on the phone yesterday and God bless her soul. She's a former news reporter and she's like, Jacqueline, I love you. And, uh, you're great. You've got a lot of energy, but you need to stay on task because she, you know, she knows what she's talking about. She's like, look, if a producer is yelling at you, if you had a set list, you'd stick with it. You want to bounce around. So I'm going to try to stay on task for you guys

right now and uh I don't know the thing is though it's like you can't overthink your art like if I overthink how I'm gonna do this episode it's not gonna come out natural and if I'm too structured it's gonna be boring just go listen to NPR if you want some sort of like straightforward you know what you're getting every time type of podcast because this is a stream of consciousness it's a bit of a shit show which is kind of on brand for me right now and this year and what I'm going through so anyways I'm going to talk about news some uh you know current events talk about my 24 hour update and um do my coffee fact and then I'm going to read out of a journal here I found last night my journal I wrote like five years ago it's kind of got some funny stuff in it so let's start

off with the coffee fact I'm going to look it up on google I already did this earlier uh so I'm lying right now I don't actually need to look it up where is coffee fact so coffee inspired the world's first webcam this is 17 17 things you didn't know about coffee so here we go in 1991 researchers at the University of Cambridge oh last episode previously when I recorded this and scrapped it I wanted to read this in a British accent because it has to do with the University of Cambridge in England so I'm going to try my best to do a British accent right now just for fun because you know what's my show I'm gonna try my best okay in 1991 researchers at the University of Cambridge in England set up a camera

feeding a live picture of coffee of a coffee machine in the Trojan Room so employees could see whether or not the pot was full they could see ahead of time that it was empty it saved them a trip to an inevitable disappointment a couple years later the camera was connected to the internet and soon came an international sensation people watched from all of all corners of the willed until it was turned off for good in 2001. Uh, I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed is that so like, Ooh, I hate when like people try to speak in a British accent and they can't do it. And I'm one of those people. So, um, I just exposed myself. If you couldn't understand what

that said, let's reread it. Apparently, um, I read this last episode. So now it's going to be the episode of me telling you that the one I scrapped, I'm just, I'm like re explaining what I already did so I'm gonna stop doing that but basically people tuned in all over the world to watch this coffee pot fill up on camera and that inspired the first like uh webcam so that's cool um anyways moving on coffee fact done we're keeping it concise we are sticking to the set list shout out mom shout out news reporter days her old tapes are so fun to watch crazy hair and crazy shoulder pad days. Um, okay. So 24 hour update. I looked at kittens yesterday a lot. I kept looking at British. I'm choking. I looked at British short hair kittens. Um,

speaking of British accents and shit, I looked at British short hair kittens because I decided I finally found the breed for Jacqueline. I thought I wanted a munchkin kitten. I thought I wanted a Maine Coon, um, or a Scottish fold, which is the ones with like the teeny little ears. I knew I didn't want a Persian cause they look like assholes. They look so mean. and I don't want a shelter cat. We've already talked about this on old episodes that as much as I'd love to rescue a cat, I just don't want, I just want a cute, I want like the, I want to, I want a champion breed, beautiful cat that doesn't have a missing eye and that's been abused. I'm sorry. Okay. Someone out there will rescue these kittens. It's, I am not a good person. I

admit, I'm just like selfish in the fact I want a super nice, beautiful cat that is like, I don't one of a kind you know what I mean and like so photogenic garbage truck outside okay this is my conspiracy theory these garbage trucks in San Diego show up every single day and I need to do I want to like take like pictures and videos of this throughout the week and do a little series where I prove it that they come every day because I don't understand what's going on um by the way that's going to be it might be noisy on the podcast also I think the San Diego runway reversed itself today and the planes are taken off towards my direction so it's really loud anyways if that happens it happens but um anyways I looked at kittens I I I just I just

want a nice looking cat okay not proud of admitting that shelter kittens are they can a lot of them are cute but a lot of them aren't and I want a cute cat okay so I called my mom yesterday booking my flight home for Christmas I'm going home pretty much all of December Thanksgiving through christmas can't wait we've uh talked about like what we're gonna do and like you know i'm gonna do my little podcast christmas holiday series where i'm gonna talk to family members i'm gonna get another headset so people can sit on the show with me we can do little interviews we're gonna talk about like it'll be fun because every day i'm gonna be doing like holiday themed activities with my family like decorating baking cookies uh watching christmas movies gift shopping

um did I say buying a Christmas like decorating a Christmas tree um just hang out all kinds of stuff so it'll be more interesting around the holidays and I'll also be at my house I grew up in so I'll be going through like my old yearbooks and talking about what people wrote in my yearbooks and uh that'll be kind of fun to look back in or look back on and I don't know there's gonna be like some new stuff to talk about instead of my typical 24-hour update so that's something to look forward to in December. Um, ew. Um, okay. So I went to the gym last night and worked on my back. I did chin-ups. So I did like the reverse, is it reverse grip? I don't know. The grip where you like hold your, your fingers are towards you instead of like lat pull-ups where they're wide.

Um, but it feels really good to have like, excuse me. Oh my God. I'm so disgusting. I drank so much coffee before this. And, uh, this is probably the effects. It's, it's, uh, Now it's showing its effects on my, my system. I don't know what's happening. I'm burping a lot. Um, water. Oh, and now I'm self-conscious. I'm so annoying about, I'm so annoyed that I talk about burping and like stuff. Like I just need to stop. Anyways, I worked my back. My back is sore this morning. I'm trying to get my pull-ups back where I can just do a strict pull-up without any assistance. So I did a lot of them where I like pull up and I have like the thing, the lever thing that helps me because I can't do it like by myself and uh then I go down really slow

and like fully extend and then I do another one it feels so good I love when my back is sore so um did that did some like incline walking you know kind of a light workout yesterday yesterday and then I got a burrito I got a fucking burrito you know for burrito Tuesday the title of yesterday's podcast I decided you know what in honor of this title of the podcast I'm gonna get a burrito I was like the whole day I was craving a surf and turf burrito because they talked about so damn much on the podcast so that might be my thing I don't know do you guys like um uh I like it when creators online or podcasters or whatever they make they make things a thing they have like a signature thing they do and like people know them for that thing maybe my thing is

okay obviously iced coffee but like that's everyone's thing I think maybe I think you know what on Tuesdays y'all get a everyone let's let's get a burrito on Tuesday um the reason I did that I talked about yesterday was because I'm like how can I be quirky and different I want to make every day of the week like I want to have a theme or like a title of the day like I have thick Thursday Q&A Saturdays and burrito Tuesday so far and I'm like well it's usually taco Tuesday but you know what I'm so you know I yeah I'm I'm just trying to be like witty and cool or whatever and I'm like, well, let's do something the opposite, let's do Burrito Tuesday, so I just love burritos, and last night's burrito was so fucking good, it was so good, I ate a burrito

and I watched Bad Friends, which is a podcast, Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee, they had Chris DiStefano on it, and D, is it D, Stefano, DiStefano, he's another comedian, and they all chit-chatted and talked, I watched them, ate the burrito, then I scrolled on TikTok, I discovered some uh things about my body on TikTok last night like I didn't know I had this tendon in my wrist that uh is useless apparently if you make the little rock and roll sign you see a like a tendon pops out on your wrist and none of us need that apparently some people are born like some people don't even have it so I learned that on TikTok last night and uh watched that podcast um by the way I want to talk about the fact that I didn't mention the Emmys that happened

the other day because like I don't really watch like I don't really care to be honest I don't really follow like shows or any like I don't I'm not really plugged in I honestly I like what I like I'm very small-minded about the content I consume like when people recommend Netflix shows I don't watch them like ever I don't I'm not into watching I just don't like Netflix I like watching the documentaries that are really worth watching I'll watch like the social dilemma great documentary thousands of people recommended it to me so literally I had like 2,000 dms I'm kidding um but no enough people were recommending that and talking so highly of it of course I'm gonna watch it but when people recommend shows I'm just I roll my eyes I'm like

Look, I get so overwhelmed seeing how many episodes I have to watch to finish the season. And then if I start it at like season one and there's eight seasons, I get so overwhelmed. So I just don't really watch shows. I like watching people on podcasts on YouTube. That's usually what I watch. So it's a great thing I'm doing a podcast episode or video podcast on YouTube dropping next Thursday, October 1st, joining the club. But I'm a podcaster.

I'm not a YouTuber. where just to understand that that is how you shall address me. Um, so yeah, I watched a lot of YouTube podcasts. What was I going to say? Anyways, 24 hour update. Um, I worked on like my Christmas series ideas. So I'm like getting you guys like all, I'm getting all prepped and ready for the holidays. I just can't wait. You know what? This year has been insane, but the holidays are going to be one giant, it's going to be a holiday bash in the Monroe family household well I'm pretty much the only family member the sibling going home my brother and sister have I feel like they have jobs and other things like they have to show up to every

day and I'm just gonna like go home for a month and uh and podcast every fucking day with my family so I'm excited I worked on my ideas for that last night um what else happened oh I found my old like I already mentioned this earlier what I found my notebook so I'm gonna read that later some responses I have like this 500 writing prompt notebook I wrote in in college and it's kind of funny to read so I'm going to go through that um yeah it's pretty much my 24-hour update um it was a great day I didn't I didn't run my errands I got halfway through I talked to my mom for so long and I was trying to book my flight home and didn't finish that and then I was supposed to go to UPS didn't do that but I got the UPS package in my car so I like started the errand but I didn't

complete it because I went I just went from phone call to the gym and I did not um anyways do my errands but okay so my phone just turned on um I don't care about that notification turn your notifications off silence your phones if you're listening silence your phones okay I am talking too fast but that's all good I have more energy than the one I scrapped so that's fun dude I can't to leave you should like yo if you guys were okay if I posted that podcast you guys would probably be like oh fuck I'm just I'm done with this like I'm done this is a train wreck I it's just a giant ass waste of time so you know coach yelled at me at halftime and he made me scrap that episode and so now I'm like trying to uh just I gotta I gotta really show that I'm a professional this

for you guys oh man dude me being all cocky on the show is not I don't know if that's healthy but it really helps reinforce my like if I someone left me a DM yesterday I don't know if you're listening but uh he's like yeah it's like your confidence and your like borderline arrogance is he's like it's awesome like keep doing your thing but he said borderline arrogance and I'm like dude I don't want to be arrogant I think the whole like that vibe I give off where I talk so highly I'm like episode 20 feeling so confident I'm a daily podcaster I'm so great at this we're in love who what other woman like talks to you in your ear every day you know what I mean like I talk so highly of this and it sounds cocky but I feel like it's I'm overcompensating and being sarcastic

like that because I'm it's like helping my low self-esteem if I if I like speak it out loud enough eventually maybe my brain will I'm hoping and like I'll finally start liking myself like I won't I'll believe my own bullshit I'll actually believe that I'm not a you know like I'm a good I'm a good podcaster I'm good at this because I'm still like every other second I'm in my head like I'm judging myself I'm like is this a good podcast I don't know okay so yeah I'll admit that and I'm also gonna admit that um I uh fucking I talk a lot about influencers I talk a lot of shit and I have to say something about that because what that is is jealousy because there's a piece of me there's a little piece of me inside deep down buried that still wants to be an influencer it

still wants to pop off and have codes and swipe ups and get shit sent to me over the other day you know new clothes sent to me new makeup brands and or makeup products to test out and I want to be like an influencer I want to take photos with like and tag brands that I work with and have these relationships and go on these little um retreats with brands and and fly around the world and take like and go to hotels that you know for free because they want me to be there to promote their hotel like that kind of shit like a piece of me deep down like still thinks like that is my path that is my calling that is what I should be doing and I've struggled with this for years because that is like so anyways me being all judgy and like always having to bitch about

influencer culture just because it's like a jealous thing I'll admit it like I'm not you guys I'm like the first to admit it I don't like it's kind of obvious that um you know if I was that I would probably be like why would anyone talk shit about influencers I don't get it I'm like this is like the best job ever like if I was on the other side I would be like so annoyed by myself but um you know what here's what I'm gonna say maybe no one's ever considered this before but I'm gonna say it that side of me that wants to be like an influencer chick is my inner perfectionist that like wants other people to like her and wants to look good and that's like like that is actually my like perfectionist low self-esteem side of me that wants to be an

influencer and because it's like okay well if I if I look good online if I have this lifestyle where I get stuff sent to me and I get to post and I have a lot of followers and everything, then people will like me and I'll feel better about myself. But that's really sad because I know that I won't be happy. That's not my truth. And I'm really happy. I've always questioned that. And I've always been like, well, you know, I don't really know. I have always questioned, I don't, it never felt like the right course of action for me to take because it felt like I was, it was like my perfectionist just trying to take over my body and like win and I every day have to tell that perfectionist to shut the fuck up I'm like look that's not that's not for you like

deep down you know that leading with your voice leading with your uh opinions and thoughts and ideas and podcasting and being like off the cuff and no edits and like yeah leading with that that is what is your that is what you're that's your calling Jacqueline like that's what you should do and all this other stuff is a distraction that you think you should go and get into and do that influencing lifestyle thing and you think that's what your path should be but it's not it's not really that doesn't really align with you and anyways um so that's just like just me realizing that I'm choosing you know myself and I'm just leaning into that intuition man I'm leaning into banished intuition that's always been there I'm really proud of that I think like I mentioned

yesterday I never went that news reporter route always questioned the news constantly questioning the news never became a broadcaster news reporter chick I always question like the fakey influencer like the the influencer stuff that's fake I always like shunned that and always was annoyed by that and annoyed at myself for diving in like trying to do that so I'm glad I questioned it because here we are man episode 20 fucking daily podcasting and I think this is the best I can do best I can do for you guys best I can do for myself um doing this daily stream of consciousness and working on myself and it feels good you know what I'm gonna promote this do your morning pages yeah write on your journal but also talk it out loud even if you don't make a podcast read shit

out loud it's it's it's therapeutic to hear hear your own thoughts form into words and and it's awesome. I'm just so happy. I love daily podcasting. I'll be here all year. I'll be here all year, man. Can't wait for Christmas. I just can't wait. Let's talk about the next topic. So the news, let's see what's going on in the world. First day of fall yesterday, first day of fucking fall. People are posting their little pumpkin stuff and that's awesome. I love fall. I love the changing of the seasons. However, here in Southern California, beautiful, sunny San Diego, nicest city in the world, in the country for sure. Looks like we have another heat wave coming next week it's uh 87 on the forecast like fucking Monday through Friday next week so is Jacqueline

gonna figure out her AC so she doesn't have to suffer for another week absolutely not um I just I need to like I just need to call my landlord or talk to my neighbors I just I'm the type of person where I like uh hold on where like I never update my update my phone even though like I know I should or I don't um I don't know like don't take care of business when stuff needs to get done I'm like I just ignore it sometimes I'm like fuck I don't like whatever I'll survive I don't know I'm I'm like it's that lazy I don't know someone told me that's like a um or I've been reminded that's like an ADHD thing where people where people don't like follow through with things like tasks and like adult tasks they should just get done I like fucking

can't do so I'm like I just want a podcast I don't want to fix my AC anyways um dude I wish oh my god maybe I should pause right now make a second iced coffee do we need that probably not dude I'm jittery my mom asked me on the phone last night okay um my mom asked me on the phone last night if I get really jittery because I told her that I think I have ADHD and she's like do you get jittery and I'm like well I'm not like I feel like I get jittery if I was on like Adderall that wouldn't make me jittery right I'm just naturally jittery fuck okay so first day of fall yesterday dude I'm not ready to slow this year down and set my clock back for fall for uh fall savings for fucking daylight savings yo November 1st is daylight savings we're all gonna set our clocks

back an hour we're gonna slow down 2020 what the fuck is up with that I'm pissed nobody do it let's fast forward let's let's switch it with spring will that wait if we spring we if we go forward and then go back in spring i think we'll be that'll like off it'll like reset it'll be like it'll work the same way does that make sense anyways yeah fucking daylight savings november first slowing down the year fuck um yesterday i saw a lot of pictures on uh instagram of that union square climate change clock in new york people are posting how apparently we have seven years and like 102 days to uh get our shit together before humanity will be changed forever because of climate change I don't fucking know what to think here's what I know the only thing

that's been consistent about climate change the only thing is the false prediction since the 80s I'm just gonna say it I wrote that down on a note here because I thought oh that's kind of witty you're so funny but yeah I'll be I'll be honest I'm not very well educated about climate change I hear both sides I hear arguments on both sides I don't take my I don't take a lot of time to research it or understand it which is it's my own fault like I'm not gonna sit here and pretend like I'm supportive of either side and I think some people are like Jacqueline that's so crazy how could you not support climate change or how could you um be against or whatever like how could you or it's mainly the argument from a lot of people I'd say in my age group for sure they'd be like

how could you not see a meme of a polar bear and just fucking crumble and be like yo we need to fix this climate change thing I just don't I don't know I don't really get you know me I don't emotionally react I'd say like the everyday Joe out there when I see shit online I just sit back and I literally take my I'm doing it right now I can't wait for the video podcast I sit back I put my hands up in a Y shape like I'm doing the YMCA, take my hands, proceed to place them behind my head, cross my fingers, and I just sit back, kind of doing the, so I got my fingers like connected behind my head. Does this make sense? Elbows out wide. It's like I'm doing, if you're laying down doing a, like obliques, what are they called? Like little fucking knees to elbows. Okay,

whatever but I'm sitting back like that that's what I do when I see shit I just sit back and I start going I'm gonna start asking some questions you know what's the opposing argument here that's what I do so when I see shit online I'm like what the fuck I don't know what to think so yeah climate change clock people are freaking out seven years I'll see you hey you know what I'll see you in seven years when everything is the same okay that's all I have to say I don't know I don't know was that was that ignorant probably look I'll admit these fires are fucked up it's probably the worst I've ever seen in my life and yeah I've noticed there's some uh temperature changes of course I'll admit I see stuff but I don't I don't know man I realize you know what's

shitty about 2020 the thing we're all pissed off about um is uh yeah the mask thing and the lockdowns and how this shit's dragging out and everyone's like well it's lining right up at the fucking election. They're just dragging and dragging the coronavirus thing down because of this election. But like, look, there's hurricanes every year. There's fires every year. There's tornadoes. There's earthquakes. There's war stuff going on. There's pandemics that have happened. There's chaos. There's riots. We've had riots in the past. None of this shit is new. The new thing is this pandemic we're not used to. The lockdowns we're not used to. This president we're not used to and all I want to say is that get off your fucking phone and stop

watching other people viscerally react to it all because that is and the news especially don't allow the news to tell you how you should feel and look you gotta understand the next few weeks before this election it's about to get crazy in the media they're gonna tell they're gonna come up with so many lies and crazy phrases and headlines about this election it's going to be insane on both sides because it's like if you think you've seen some fake news like in the past like just wait till the fucking next few weeks it's gonna be insane anyways why am I saying this why is this getting serious why am I getting heated why am I getting heated um dude I'm proud of myself dude I know the coach the coach is on the sideline right now just so proud of me like

Jacqueline, thank you for scrapping that episode this morning. You're doing, you're turning this bitch around. You know what? Dude, I just shot a half court shot and I made it. Dude, ball me. Ball me, bitch. I need the water boy to send me a Gatorade. I'm getting a little bit, uh, uh, I don't know. Um, okay. I'm winded. Um, okay. So yeah. What's it? How come I climb change? people online oh the news getting crazy before this election so just a lot just a lot to think about and consider um oh I loved on this climate change clock it's totally sounding like I'm not supportive of it but I'm just making comments

on what I see it literally said according to artists according to artists the Washington Post published that I'm like wow you know what or that was like part of like how they phrased that clock photo on Instagram just confused but you know what shout out to China I will say this they just put out a plan for from now until 2060 it's like their carbon neutral plan so it's like maybe if we did do some shit like that people would be like oh my god we're we're gonna be fine but of course just like everything else going on this year we don't have that parental um figure as our we don't have a leader out there consoling us and telling us hey we've got a plan it's all gonna be okay we see this issue we're gonna fix it we don't have we

don't a lot of us don't feel like that and that's why we're these little spoiled rotten brats grounded in our rooms with you know and we gotta wear a diaper on our face every day everywhere we go and uh we're all we're just pissed off but you know what we're gonna be fine you know what we're gonna be fine the election's gonna happen yeah there's gonna be riots board up your windows i've been considering going to my local home depot to get some plywood to put on my is that plywood plywood's a flat shit right because like two by fours are the long stick things dude one time my brother, we used to go to the Highland games, because I used to Highland dance, and, um, uh, fucking, we got, they, the guys that wear kilts, that flip the logs, they, like, take them,

they take, like, a heavy log, and they flip them over, it's hard to explain, if you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about, so one day, I feel like, this is terrible, but I, like, convinced my brother to, we had a, you know, we were probably building something in our house, probably a chicken coop or some shit and my brother he took one of those two by fours out in the yard and like tried to flip it like the highland games guys and it went it didn't it like flip back and hit his forehead and he got a scar there so whenever my brother gets his head cut really short or his hair excuse me his haircut really short you see the scars from like all of his injuries as a kid he also like fell out of the car and like hit his head and he has a lot of scars on his head I'm

not trying to like body shame you Robert but like yo I'm sorry about the that if you remember that that sucked and I remember we went to the ER and you had to get staples in your head and I thought that was so crazy like seeing them staple his head together it wasn't that bad but I mean anything on the head like bleeds a lot any injuries to the head your head bleeds like nothing else so anyways board up your windows I was talking about plywood I was talking about two by fours I was thinking about the riots and the crazy election that's about to happen I'm like yo do I need to get like I need to board up my windows I won't I might do that ironically kind of like like it won't be like I'm not actually like in fear of my you know my safety but dude elections coming crazy

shit's gonna come but we're gonna be okay the whole point of me saying this is we're gonna be okay it's gonna be a great holidays with our families uh we're gonna hopefully I think the turning of the turning the tone is going to change come the new year because here's what I believe will happen and this is the change I want to see in the world I'm voicing it out now I'm spitting it out look I believe people are going to go into the new year and go like this fuck 2020 I want nothing to do with 2020 I want to make this year the best year ever 2021's our year I think the tone will change now the reason this might not happen as you know vibrantly as I imagine it is if Donald Trump gets re-elected and people are really pissed off and that might people might

just stay in their negative thought you know their negative mind mindset about the world and everything and it might just be a repeat in 2021 because the herd mentality a lot of people it's like if everyone's negative everyone's negative together it's just like the way ever the negativity creativity is like a it's like a domino effect here in the United States and it's insane so I'm just trying to promote like yo 2021 best year ever new year's resolutions let's not look back at the year before let's uh march forward and uh have a great 2021 I'm looking forward to it I really am gonna get a kitten I'm gonna have a social life hopefully dude I fucking wrote in my uh wait till I read I read ahead on my notebook I'm gonna read later uh about having friends and

it's really funny actually it's about donuts too and like friends I don't know how to you'll just hear it's funny I almost thought of water okay so talk about the news what else is going on the news oh um CEO I saw yesterday talked about pine salt I was like fuck your natural cleaning products I like pine salt I like Windex I like Lysol I like Clorox what else do I like scrubbing bubbles I love that scrubbing bubbles on my tiles in my shower fucking love it I don't care about the chemicals I love the way sorry mom I know this episode I'm swearing a lot I'm sorry but uh this is helping me stay fired up um but uh yo what was I talking about pine salt oh I love the smell of a clean bathroom like the chemically clean scent anyways but pine salt I just saw an article that

it's been, Pine Sol is now, uh, has been proven or whatever to kill coronavirus. So, uh, stock up on your Pine Sol at your local Vons, your local, uh, Walmart. Dude, I want to do a series of podcasts where I walk into a Walmart and comment on what I'm looking at. Dude, Reese's peanut butter cups. Here's some fucking news. Sorry. Here's some news. Uh, yeah, we got Reese. Oh my God, I'm screaming. We have Reese's peanut butter cup, the Reese's peanut butter cup company trying to save 2020 right now with their pretzel big cup. They're putting pretzels in those bitches just in time for Halloween. And I'm absolutely so stoked about it. So I imagine if I did a Walmart series, that's the kind of shit I come across inside of Walmart. Just like the weird snacks

and like the weird, like clearance aisle shit that they're putting on clearance. You know what I mean? So I might do like a Walmart commentary someday in the future. I got a lot of ideas. I'm doing a mom cast I'm doing a dad cast where I have my parents on that's gonna be a fun uh fun time they'll be regulars on the show dude I put out the whole like I want to be the bachelorette of the podcast world and do zoom dates until I like find the love of my life that's an idea I thought about that's probably not that's definitely not a now thing but uh we've talked about that um so anyways um news what else is going on dude I think that's about it let's talk about um I don't know I do want to read a DM let's do a little uh DM check here um okay so I appreciate

this message let me see it's a long one I already know I'm gonna appreciate it because someone took the time look if you write me like two paragraphs I'm gonna I thank you like it's weird people take a lot of time to write long messages but here we go this is uh from from a regular a regular uh podcast listener by the way I wasn't calling you out on your burps on your live oh yeah I was burping on my live stream and I felt so he was counting but he said I was just counting them out for you since you count them out on your podcast I enjoy your authenticity I was just trying to be your Jamie just like every time you ask yourself a question about something I say the answer out loud and think damn I would be a good Jamie the Netflix show you were referring

to this morning when talking about vr i'm pretty sure it was black mirror oh shit yeah that's what it was fuck see i do need you um i can never remember like tv show names and stuff because i don't really watch shows i know about them but i don't own the names have you watched ready player one it's about a futuristic world where everyone pretty much lives in vr nope i have not the shoe catalog you ordered your etnies from when you were referring to them was either ccs or foot action if I'm not mistaken dubs up for episode 20 tomorrow dubs up yo okay I appreciate that message thanks for uh clearing that up I love when you guys give me answers to my questions because I don't like to sit here and be brain dead I like to move forward so I'll think of something and like I

can't remember then I move on you know what I mean and I don't want to I don't want to waste your time I'm looking at two drops of iced coffee in here and I'm gonna drink it you guys like it when to make noises okay so no water left no iced coffee left I'm winging it I'm getting sweaty in this gap hoodie I wore a different hoodie today and I think that's why I'm a little bit off coach changed up the uniforms today okay got a new dm let's read this one just came in right now your podcast is old enough to buy booze from those sketch cast stations in east side mount burning alcohol legs wait oh oh okay so I'm on episode 20 he replied to my story because I wrote on my notebook episode 20 and he's like now your podcast is old enough to buy booze

I'm just gonna do like the laughing face emojis I gotta stay on task I'd love to reply to that in a nice sentence but yo I gotta stay on task I'm doing the crying face emojis and that's funny um basically it's like I could go in underage to these sketchy gas stations back in my hometown and buy booze because now I'm on episode 20 holy shit 20 episodes in 20 days am I earning credibility in the podcast space in the podcast world I don't know like I've been saying in the past this is all about me basically trying to like love myself more and and it's like therapy because I'm proving to myself that I can do like I'm doing this every day so I'm I'm feeling like it's I'm building confidence because I'm keeping that promise to myself

apparently that's like the thing that plucked out from all the self-help people out there is like the number one way to build confidence is to keep your promises so I decided yeah I'm a daily podcaster I'm doing a seven days a week and I'm not wavering from that so anyways so we talked about the news we talked about um my 24-hour update little kitten still haven't found my kitten um what else is on here let's read out of the notebook this is a concise episode it's probably because I had a I had a I already recorded this podcast today now I'm doing it again okay so question number one on this notebook so this is called 500 writing prompts how do you feel about sharks do you believe they are beneficial to the world I wrote this is five

years ago 2015 I wrote they are so scary looking but awesome I snorkeled with hammerhead and tiger sharks it was I was very scared the whole time but they were they just kept themselves I don't think I could ever swim in open water with them unless I was in a huge cage lol yeah I was in a little like Disney World uh tank I remember like hyperventilating because the water got in my snorkel and then I had to stand on top of the coral and I thought oh my god they're gonna sense my fear and I just remember like getting water like I like couldn't figure out the snorkel thing because I was new with that I was like 13 dude I remember I had oh my gosh that was one of my favorite hoodies I used to have a zip-up hoodie it was pink oh my god dude I want to bring back

do people still wear Hollister fucking and American Eagle zip-ups oh I want one again wait Hollister.com I love reminiscing dude I was like I'm gonna start wearing etnies and audios again just like sixth grade dude Hollister.com this is a university what's going on Hollisterco.com is that what it is or hollister dude i'm on safari you need to go to chrome chrome knows what's up hollister stay with me we're doing a little segue hollister co just want to see if these hoodies are still around i don't know i like i'm not nostalgic about the past i just want to like dress like i used to in middle school sometimes i'm like yo how can we different than other people dude dixie and charlie are on hollister's home page dude i bet all they have

for hoodies right now is like fucking tie-dye shit. Okay. I want to look at jackets and coats, loungewear. I'll do loungewear. So for the video podcast, this will be more fun for you guys to listen to because you'll follow along with what I'm looking at. Do they have zip-ups? Oh, they do. They do have zip-ups. I want a pink zip-up. The reason I'm saying this is because I went to Disney World and I swam with sharks and I wore a pink zip-up. I remember that pink zip-up I took. Very well. I was so tan on that trip. Pink zip-up. Yeah, they still have them. They're, like, $59. That's not too bad. I don't know. Dude, back in Catholic school days, like, the only thing that made you stand, like, your, like, the clothes you had outside of your

uniform were so important. Like, if you had, it was all about that American Eagle, that Hollister, in that Abercrombie so I collected that shit gotta caught it gotta catch them all and I like I don't know I remember I used to calculate one of the girls in school used to like buy a new outfit for every uh free dress day on the days we could wear whatever we want she would like buy a new outfit and tell us all about it and I remember my friends and I would like calculate how much it cost her to buy that new outfit and we were just disgusted we're like dude you get to wear this one day like a year on this specific like fun day and he just spent like $300 at Hollister what the fuck we were just jealous because we all bought we all this is the thing I would go to the

thrift store and I would score on like the the Hollister stuff that was cheap because I don't know I don't I mean I was working back then I feel like I had money I just was like I mean I wasn't like I didn't have money but I was like my mindset has always been like save save save don't spend your money on don't like buy something brand new at Hollister that's what I meant um okay I wrote here question number two on the journal is how do you learn I wrote by listening dumb um but of course that's like the appropriate little thing my smart ass 20 year old person self would say dude okay another question you've been given a limousine for a day what will you do I wrote roll it through the McDonald's drive drive through like like for old times sake and

freak them out oh my god if I got a limousine for a day go through the McDonald's drive through holy shit dude I was such a shithead see five years ago same dude I haven't changed like when I read that I'm like I thought that's some shit I would say now look I remember so I said like for good time's sake or whatever because my dad he used to like work he used to like edit movies and stuff and I remember there's this local thing or this local show or local what am I saying movie that had a premiere and I'll never forget the day one morning or one excuse me one evening a limo pulled up a white limo pulled up at our house and uh out in the far like literally we live next to dairy farm and there's a fucking limo in our in our gravel driveway and uh we lived we lived in a

house that was like this was the first house I lived in it was like we had we actually like lived on a farm when I think about we had like cow barns but we didn't they were like empty dude it was such a vibe we used to like play in there and there used to be a toilet that was just there in the one of the old barns that was old and I remember we used to like pee in it anyways that was such a fun house uh we that was our first in-ground trampoline i remember my dad dug out the trampoline hole took him like a year and a half he didn't get an excavator he just dug with a shovel shout out to my dad he did that twice um but anyways the limo pulled up and i remember before it dropped off my parents at the premiere we went through the mcdonald's drive

through and that was such a crazy experience because I feel like we couldn't make the turn in the drive-thru so we had to like go around I don't know like some other way but we went no you know what I feel like we I feel like we did go through the drive-thru somehow I don't know the turning radius on a limo sucks it's like you only can like you can't move that bitch like 90 degrees you got to like really like take a wide turn with it so I don't know I don't know so anyways I wrote here I'd go through the McDonald's drive-thru if I got a limo for a day but um I think i'd do the same thing now fuck it let's make a tiktok about going through a drive-thru dude saliva too much in my mouth i'm a spitter okay so um

oh my god that's dumb write a weather forecast for your day tomorrow i wrote this december 12 2015 i wrote snowfall with a high chance of coffee and yoga in the morning work all day then a bath with a book before bed a bath with a book before bed is that uh alliteration what's that called onomatopoeia what's fucking called alliterate is that one of the words i'll have the same letter to start with alliteration right fuck i don't know then probably an hour on my phone on snapchat and online shopping to finish the day yeah so um dumb i like tried to sound good when i said like i learned by listening or like i tried to sound like fucking cool when i wrote that in my nightly wait what's that the weather forecast okay there's one I want to talk

about I mentioned earlier I'm going to cut to it right now about friends and donuts I mentioned earlier this is the response I read last night that I was like holy shit this is like kind of sad but really funny to me right now okay uh coach how am I doing great okay keep me in don't pull me out do not sub me out okay this is like the fourth quarter the podcast is going to wrap up been like 15 maybe 10 um so I wrote the question was what do you need a dozen of right now and I said I said I would say I would say donuts because dot dot dot duh but I honestly couldn't use it but I honestly could use a dozen friends at this point in my life I don't run with a pack of people I don't really have girlfriends other than Anna and Aaron those are my two best friends back in

the day I've always looked at having a crew as the cool fun thing because you'll always have people to go do fun things with but knowing me I like being alone and doing my own thing sometimes I feel like I've missed out on missed out socially because I act like a turtle too much act like a turtle too much yeah maybe donuts would actually be better now that I think of it a box of crispy cream glazed exclamation point dude what the fuck what would you so the question with what do you need a dozen of right now? Dude. Now, if I had to answer that, what would I want a dozen of right now? Uh, it's too inappropriate. Um, okay. So yeah, actually go to a dirty place in your mind right now. That's what I would want a dozen of whatever

that is to you in your head. Yeah. We're both thinking the same thing. Uh, currently here, uh, looking at this going, wow, that's actually depressing, but you know what? I was speaking my truth to myself. And here's the thing. I used to be so scared if a notebook like this was discovered by someone I know. I'd be like, I'm so embarrassed by admitting that. But look, this is the beautiful thing. Five years later, I'm opening this up and I'm releasing it into the world and I'm telling everyone and I don't care. And that's a big, you know what? Round of applause. Let's have a moment of silence and a round of applause. That was the moment of silence. Okay. I have made strides. When you, when I look back at this notebook, I'm like, wow, this is what evolving and growing is all

about. Because look, I've been frustrated by my insecurities my whole life. And I've realized that I'm not evolving if I stay stuck in my, you know, my, my thoughts, my bad thoughts about myself all the time. Like I won't evolve. I'll just stay the same. I'll stay sad my whole life. So I don't know. And I, and I do, this is the thing, the whole like friends thing. And, and, and that's, that's a very, I take that very seriously because they pull you out and they keep you in check and they help you, um, like, like they, yeah, the whole keeping you in check thing, like the who you surround yourself with really matters. And I do believe that if I prioritize friendship and having like really like rich relationships

like in my life, especially in my twenties, I probably wouldn't be, um, sad and depressed in 2020 like what the fuck you know what I mean well that was the past we're not going to go back to the past in May okay we've evolved out of that but I do know that that probably would have been good for me and um look you learn something new every day there was a reason why something I don't want to be like oh there's a reason for everything or everything you know it happens for a reason but I do think that part of me not having a rich friend group literally they all have to be fucking rich that's why I said rich I'm kidding like a very like a full social life is I feel like the little man above or whoever's in charge of the universe it kept me kind of like down in

the dumps and like in my little I wrote like being a turtle staying introvert and being by myself because it led me to this and you guys need me I mean not to be cocky but I feel like this is my purpose now like this is the reason why I don't know like I'm I'm here fuck it I'll just admit it's kind of deep and emotional to say that or I get emotional thinking about that but um I've been lost and I do I do think I've been cornered into this podcasting thing because it's like look I have nothing to lose I'm willing to fucking suck and and be bad at this at first and um I do believe if I was caught up in the noise with just a lot of social activities and things and people and boyfriends and exes and drama and all that because that what that's not my truth that's

not my life I'm really like I the very the chaos in my life is like I have none the only chaos I have is my own thoughts and bullshit but I believe that if I had all that going on that that lifestyle I wouldn't be able like my how I'm expressing myself now and everything I wouldn't have had the thinking time and the downtime and the self-reflection time um I would never have like a moment to stop and think which is pretty much what this year has been and now I'm spitting it all out so let's see if I can read another one of these journal entries and then maybe I'll wrap it up um here oh shit okay name someone you owe an apology and explain what the apology is for i wrote myself i'm too hard and critical on myself i focus deeply on all the things i do

wrong or that i'm not good enough at my distorted image of who i am isn't fair to the little girl i once was who loved life and didn't say bad things to herself that is actually i think more depressing than the dozen friends one I wrote earlier. Wow. That's so true. Yo, like having like being insecure and hating yourself is such a waste of life. It's not useful. And I'm just having fun now. Look, I'm just like, fuck it. I'm over it. If this year's taught me anything, it's like, you never know what tomorrow's bringing. Live life to the fullest. Love yourself. Like stop talking shit to yourself. And yeah, I'm closing the journal. That's deep. Yeah. It's a way it's unuseful like I try to eliminate now I'm like okay these thoughts are not they're not good so

just release them stop thinking about them I mean yes therapy helps I'll be honest I do think my new medication is well it's my first ever but I do think it's contributing a little bit um to just helping me mentally my depression everything so not my depression I'm not attached to it I don't think I have depression I'm just saying with my spiraling negative thoughts self-talk and shit. So yeah, dude, great episode. I feel like I turned that shit around. Um, I kept it concise. We talked about the news. I even closed my other notebook. I'm not even looking at notes anymore. I'm winging it. Yeah. Episode 20 covered news, covered my 24 hour update, uh, booking a flight home. What else is going on? So today I'm going to make some breakfast. Now I'm getting a

little hungry. I'm gonna finish my errands. I'm going to do a workout tonight. I've been a bit frustrated I'll say this about my workout I feel like I always struggle with this I'm always between like do I want to be a lean long Pilates yoga chick who does a lot of like lengthening light body weight shit or do I want to be like a jacked like peachy bubbly muscular workout uh excuse me lifting chick you know what I mean like a bodybuilder not bodybuilder but like that type of chick because I have the body type where I can build a shit ton of muscle very quickly but I'm also like really fucking flexible and I'm really good at yoga so currently what's kind of annoying is like I'm doing all this heavy lifting and my body like the volume my my legs my

butt everything's like I feel like it's I'm getting bigger because the muscles like I'm the muscles are popping but like the extra little fluff I gained this year isn't really going away as quickly which is a it's a whole process I'm willing to like crawl and like just deal with it right now I'm not trying to like lose weight overnight but um I'm just kind of like annoyed because I'm like yo I wish it was simpler than this but I I'm trying to do it the right way I think that my but I I do love lifting over the other things like I'll do yoga usually do yogas on yogas I do yoga almost like I'd say like every day I do some form of yoga but I'm not like a yogi about it it's not like I do like a full hour session and get really flexible and

shit but I like doing it once a week usually Sunday nights I do yoga I pop on a YouTube yoga video um but yeah I'm just like trying to trust this process right now I'm trying to like recomp is that what it's called where you like recomposition your body so I basically went this whole year doing body weight stuff and cardio and doing a lot of horizontal lounging and just not a lot of like I don't know whatever so that's kind of what I'm struggling with right now um just feeling like big but it's all good you know what I'm noticing like my back especially after doing those pull-ups last night I just feel like my posture is better I just love being sore I love fitness I love working out um I want to blame the governor of California for shutting down the

fucking gyms and ruining and and uh and fucking you know what that did to me not to get heated not being annoying, but look, when the gyms reopened in, was it June? I was kind of feeling myself like I am now, man. I got my hair done, man. I hate when I do that. I like friend zone people so quick. Um, bro, but I was feeling myself. I was like, okay, it's June. Things are back open. Cause the gym is basically all the only place I go. And I'm like insecure about telling you guys, I'm not like hanging out with friends, going to this restaurant, going on this trip to this camping thing, going out to the beach and I'm a surfer and I'm on a hike and I'm not very interesting. Okay. And I'm self-conscious about it. Basically the gym opened up in June

and I was like, yo, I'm back. This is my life. It's back. And I had this since February and they shut that shit down again. So fucking the governor shut it down again. And he's like, you know, gyms are shut down. And, um, it kind of like I relapsed and I went back a little bit and like my ways were just like, not, I don't know. So the gym is my, my church now again. I just, I love it. I love being around people that are bettering themselves and we're all in this thing together, we're all just trying to, we're all just trying to escape our, those, like, not escape, but, like, we're all trying to, yeah, I mean, the gym is a bit of an escape for most people, but we're just trying to feel better, and the gym is our, is our place to go, so shout out

to, shout out to the gyms for being there, grateful for the gyms today, I'm talking about gratitude and the podcast, what else am I grateful for, I really talked about how I'm grateful for me I guess like questioning my intentions for wanting to be an influencer and like questioning wanting to be a news reporter and always kind of having this weird intuition deep down that was like Jacqueline don't do that don't do that it's not really your path it's not really your calling so I'm grateful for that intuition because it led me to this and here we are and you know I know that I know other people are cut out for it but I don't think it's for me and I'm proud that I I'm grateful that I'm committing I'm I have that intuition because now I'm committing to this

podcast and yay what else am I grateful for I'm grateful for my mom we have great phone calls every time I talk to her we talked for a long time yesterday and uh she's the best she's just like I mean literally mother Teresa the nicest woman I've ever met she's so like kind and um I'm just so excited to see her when I go home so excited to see my grandma and grandpa I'm grateful for them, oh my gosh, I just feel so grateful for family, holy shit, grateful for my brother for the new song, like, the new intro song he made for my podcast, shout out to my brother for being so talented at music, my sister, I just found out she's, like, she just found a new house or whatever, she just started her new job, she's a lawyer, so I'm grateful for my sister, dude,

the reason, you know what, I gotta shout her out right now, I haven't mentioned her on the podcast, but look my sister is a drill sergeant hard ass tells you like it is no bullshit she's cutthroat and I love that about her she's she's like if oh you think I get like that sometimes on here no my sister is like she knows where she stands she doesn't waver and she's like firm in her opinions about like she's her she's so like her values are so like she stays true to that I'm so grateful for my sister today because this summer she basically was like Jacqueline you look like shit you are not like you need to turn your shit around like you not like okay like physically I look like shit a little bit like I guess that's what she meant she like was shaming me in that

way but not like that she just like overall like I wasn't like I think you can see it on someone's face when they're just a mess and so she called me out this summer and she's like you need to do this like she was just yelling at me basically her my mom and I got we were like screaming at each other screaming at each other in the in my apartment here in the most like we love each other way but it was so like loud and we really like get passionate about trying to help each other out but they keep me in check I'm so grateful for them because they woke me up to my bullshit and um they hold me accountable and and I think without my sister kind of doing that um I wouldn't have really I don't know like I wouldn't have been so inclined to make a change

and get therapy and and work on myself a lot like I've never put in so much work in the last few months ever because I was still writing in my fucking notebook I'm depressed I don't like myself I owe myself an apology for hating myself all the shit in the past years and I feel like I never took action on that I just kind of like stayed like that so anyways well here's a note I just opened my notebook one more time let's read something here name something simple that brings you joy 2015 I wrote good coffee in the morning a clean kitchen a maid bed people watching sunbathing at the beach oh my fucking god those are the simple things that bring me joy yo I wrote people watching in here and coffee in the morning of course dude I had no people

watching today man bun neighbor well I have to admit he came out earlier when I did the first podcast that I had to scrap because that thing was so sad and so depressing holy shit I'm never ever going back. I'm never, I'm never going to talk shit like I did on that first, uh, edition of today's podcast, episode 20. Uh, so yeah, I had people watching earlier, but nothing now. Um, oh, name something. Oh my God. I wrote this in 2015. Oh my God. Oh my God. Name something you stockpile because you're afraid to go without it. I wrote toilet paper. I wrote a stockpile toilet paper in 2015. Oh, what gives you butterflies in your stomach? Do you like the feeling I wrote cute boys this is fun I love like these old journals they're fun because it's like

I don't know you like remember you can like remember how you were like like how your mental health was back in the day and like I don't know all right so I'm shutting that notebook we recapped I went through my gratitude for today um probably gonna yeah make breakfast I'm like putting my pens away and put my notebooks away um I'm gonna make breakfast I'm gonna um it's funny I said that the end of this podcast on the podcast before this I scrapped didn't eat breakfast it's already been like another hour so I'm starving now I'm gonna do that finish my errands work out get some work done I'm gonna probably make a second iced coffee what else am I gonna do I don't know I'm gonna upload this and have a great day it's like the best this is a great Wednesday episode 20 I

feel like I'm I feel like I'm really coming into my own here seven days a week trying to bring it for you guys. I feel good. Best decision I ever made. And I know I'm going to get a little bit sad when I finish this because I want to do this. I can't wait to do it tomorrow. I just want to keep talking. Um, let me check the internet to see if there's any content I could bring up right here. Oh yeah. We went to Hollister.com to look at sweatshirts, zip ups. Um, I don't know. I just want to make old shit trendy cause I want to be different than other people. Oh, I got a stock down. Fucking Houston's underwater. The flooding from the tropical storm. I got some stock in some Houston oil. Probably stupid. I don't know. I don't, I'm learning about all this. I'm like

probably making dumb decisions with my stock choices, but whatever. Um, okay. I'm looking on the internet. There's not really a lot going on here. Um, let's go to Safari. I told you guys a couple podcasts ago that i go between chrome and safari i have like different reasons for using each browser so now i'm back in safari um email i don't know not much going on there um oh my patreon patreon.com slash tjms still no one's signed up which i you know it's all good i just say it i gotta practice saying patreon patreon.com slash tjms if you want to go over there and support the show. You guys are going to get extra content from me, extra exclusive content, exclusive booty pics, exclusive. I'm kidding. I don't, well, actually not. Actually,

I thought like, you know what? All these mirror selfies I take that I never post, I should just put them on my Patreon for people. Um, and you'll also get a shout out at the end of every podcast in a fun way. I can't wait to do that. You'll always hear, hear your name at the end of the show. If you're a patron, a patron, um, you, there's all these perks and benefits I set up on each tier starting at $4.99 all the way up to $20 which I think I'm I'm not trying to I don't know I I think I should be doing it for like honestly like it should start out like $49.99 and then like the highest tier should be like around $200 uh yeah I uh I don't know five bucks is like it's just like I don't know I feel like that's just like really devaluing myself what am I saying

i'm just looking at tabs here instagram description copy this is the copy i wrote all the content for my instagram descriptions this this summer i wrote two days in a row i just wrote all these topics facts about black lives matter facts about history self-help psychology facts i could read something from here to end the show um dude i got an amazon van outside people watching we got a girl cute glasses low pony two dogs I just don't want to keep body shaming dogs but they could definitely um lose a few but I'm projecting because so do I so can I uh so could I um I don't know like I've been I've been really like negative about the dogs I'm seeing around the neighborhood there's

like I don't know I just miss you know what it is I really miss looking at there's a corgi I had neighbors that had a corgi out on a walk every day no leash it was so cute and I really miss it and so now every dog I see I'm like well it's not the corgi I just want to look at the corgi again now maybe I want a corgi because that thing's got short legs and I want to jump up on my furniture probably and it's like small it probably would fit in my apartment nicely because I just don't understand how people have big dogs in small apartments I don't get it um positive affirmations I am successful in whatever I do I plan my work and work my plan I focus on what is truly essential okay so those are positive affirmations I read off the Instagram description

I'm gonna go on my Instagram by the way and just kind of like play around walk you through it and the podcast um let's see if I can comment on anything this guy's got a Yorkie see I could do a Yorkie in my little apartment but that thing's all yipper small dogs are just not my I just I'm a big dog I'm a big dog girl I want to I want like I truly want if I could buy any dog I'd get a golden retriever like hands down watching a guy do hip thrust James Charles what does he got here oh he's got a puppy okay so his new James Charles is new back to school what's it called the he does like merch or like sisters apparel and the classroom collection is really reminding me of Saved

by the Bell because I realized like all these TikTok kids are basically the modern day cast of Saved by the Bell. Those are like, there's, you know what I mean? There aren't any little shows like that anymore, really. And these kids are like real life characters from that show. They all kind of look like they could be on Saved by the Bell. So yeah, his new sister's apparel collection came out and it looks, I don't know, like super retro like that, like color, color block hoodies and stuff. Dude, he works his ass off. Holy shit. He's just so animated. I'm like, hi guys. Oh my God. It's a lot. Um, looking at Instagram, Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy. Swipe up. We got a new, the orgasm gap is the title of her new episode.

Interesting. And I already know what that means without even having to listen to it. the orgasm gap all right so love her love that show my mom oh my gosh I have to I have to say something I'm not really ending this I'm stalling but my mom was funny she's like because she gave she gave me some commentary about my show so far and um I was sitting there bracing myself like okay I know she's going to be equally complimentary and equally negative and I know what she's going to be negative about already and it's swearing right off the bat swearing but um she's like well, yeah, like, keep the swearing up, and keep all that, you know, raunchy shit up, if you want to be, if you're trying to be, like, the second host of Call Her Daddy, like, this is your audition

for that, then, yeah, keep it up, but you know what, you could probably attract a wider audience if you tone down the language, and, you know, pull the reins back a little bit, you could probably get a really wide audience, all age groups, man, you could corral the 80-year-olds in there, and it was funny to me, because I'm like, mom, this isn't my audition to Call Her Daddy, it's, I'm not trying to do that. I think I mentioned that as a joke because on one of my YouTube videos, I did a response to the caller daddy drama. I put out a pod or a YouTube video about that. So I mentioned that on one of the podcasts. I think it was like last week. Dude, I'm in the weeks now. Is this week two or week three? 20, wait, 14 days is two weeks. Oh my God. I'm in

week three. If I look at it like that, I'm in my third week of podcasting. Dude, I love my life. if this is the best job ever, I'm getting hungry, so anyways, I watched Alex Cooper's story, that's why I brought that up, but mom, I'm just trying to, like, do my show, this is my therapy, this is my self-help mastery course, whatever, oh, I got a comment on a picture from a regular, is that your cigar back there, I see, for your October 1st YouTube cast, he's calling me out for having a cigar, well, in fact, I joked about that as well, I said I might just kind of be a little I don't know like just just like fuck with everyone and have like 90 water bottles on my wood table here and my and have a cigar in my mouth and wear like a rogue

t-shirt like Joe Rogan to like start my podcast like as a like obviously as a joke and just like it being annoying and like because I don't know I'm just like like how can it be creative and funny honestly I I brought in some jewelry I want to wear on the podcast on the video I brought in some new hats I like have all this all these props around me for the video it's gonna be crazy but um no no to that question about the cigar um I actually ended up moving and I it's a long it's a long story it's not mine it's someone else's that I acquired and I just have in a plastic wrapping, it's actually from the Dominican Republic, it's called a C-A-O-B-A, Oro, K-O-R-O, Republica Dominica, Republica Dominica, I have a deck of cards here,

I thought maybe on a podcast I'll show off my card tricks, I don't know, okay, so I have no water, I'm so parched, okay, I got a DM, let me read it before I go, check out west montgomery it's probably a jazz musician okay this is kind of boring i don't want to bore you guys my dms i'm just on instagram like how can i like what can i comment on okay i'm gonna end the podcast here i feel like you know what this is a better show than the first one that was my goal i uh pulled my shit together for the coach he yelled at me a half time uh episode 20 in the books is that in the books down in history in the books down for the books I don't know episode 20 is finished um it was a great day

great show and I'm hopefully you enjoyed this and I will talk to you tomorrow for episode 21 I love you guys uh go ahead and subscribe on my youtube channel for my video podcast coming out next Thursday October 1st patreon.com slash tjms if you want to support the show and if you do it today you'll be the first person I shout out on the next podcast so yay um cool so yeah uh I love you guys thanks for listening as always thanks for taking the time hope this helped you in some way comforted you a little comforter a little cozy up time with Jacqueline or uh yeah and I hope you're happy and fulfilled I always say that so I'll talk to you tomorrow have a great Wednesday bye