The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 204- Saturdaycast: Q&A #24

Episode Date: March 29, 2021

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Hey guys, happy Saturday. It's episode 204. Welcome back to the show. okay here we go q a number 24 don't get excited I'm not drinking this time hey guys happy Saturday welcome back to the show I actually got really excited before recording today I got this like rush of butterflies in my tummy and that normally happens but I'm really feeling good today I'm feeling excited for this um I kind of have a lot to answer you guys asked me a lot of questions so I'm gonna jump right in But first, please hit that subscribe button. I'm here seven days a week.

And head over to Patreon.com slash TJMS to support the show. Okay. Here's the thing. I'm looking for two more patrons. When I get two more, I'm going to do a live stream on Zoom. And we're going to fucking hang out. And we're going to drink and chill. And we'll throw back.

Well, you know what? Here's what we're going to do. Patreon. If you go to Patreon.com slash TJMS and sign up for five bucks, we're all gonna pretend it's march 2020 and we're gonna play drinking games on zoom i'm gonna make i'm gonna make my mom's banana chocolate chip uh wait fuck chocolate chip banana bread and we're we're i don't know i think it'd be fun to just do that with you guys but i'm looking for two more so patreon.com slash tjms go hit me up um dude i'm a shrewd businesswoman i've been running the

numbers and it's looking good. If I continue this in the next five years, this might be the main career. So honesty is the best policy. I'll never lie to you guys. Whatever I think, I'm going to say it and hope for the best. So anyways, let's jump into it. This kind of goes or relates to what I was saying in the beginning about getting excited to podcast. um first question is do you ever get sick of podcasting uh no like I said I get excited about it and do I ever get sick of it or dread it there's never a time I honestly I'm at what 204 days in a row now and there's honestly never a time when I'm like oh fuck I have to record ever and I always say that's how I know I found my passion because I genuinely look forward to it

I'm excited about doing it um it makes me feel alive I feel like I'm flying I feel like I'm a free bird I feel like I'm I can just be myself and woo it's like the best thing ever so no I never get sick of podcasting um next question um by the way I got a potato in the oven right now I'm gonna have to take out at some point it's a sweet potato so just just FYI just a heads up I might have to um whatever I why did I say that I need to take a drink also of my uh I'm drinking a sparkling water of course uh it's kind of gross it's lime watermelon but whatever did I even set the scene and tell you what I'm doing right now I'm watching sailboats Saturday evening um because I moved my desk I told you guys I moved my podcast desk to a

different location I was like oh I have an ocean view okay so I forgot I literally haven't looked out the window this way in an entire year of living where I live now and I live in San Diego PS um but yeah I'm like such a jackass I guess that's how addicted to my phone I am or like tunnel vision I am with my life where I like don't look out at a horizon to even notice that I have a fucking ocean view okay so I'm sitting here I'm doing my Q&A I honestly need to move forward and, uh, jack these out. What was I going to say? Chuck these out, shuck these out. So I kind of have a lot. Um, next question related to the podcast kind of is, is when are you having guests? Uh, I've said this many times year one, she's got the training wheels on. She's figuring

her, she's finding her voice. She's finding her style. She's finding herself. She's figuring it out okay year two taking the training wheels off and I'm gonna have guests I'm gonna take this I always say I'm gonna start taking this seriously I'm gonna promote the show maybe get back on YouTube regularly whatever so um stay tuned 2022 I'll have guests um next question we're just gonna knock this off real quick when we go and chill when we finna chill go and chill I always get a question like you know there's the can I wife you when we go and chill when you come into LA girl do you ever come out to Miami like that kind of shit that that's always in the like the bucket of the questions I get and I just would like to ask a question back to these kinds of questions like

do you realize like do you realize how much you're wasting your time or like do you just shoot your shot and hope for the best like do you really think i'm gonna act on that and like actually like i don't we don't have a relation a personal relationship you never like most of these people are random i never dm them or anything and i'm like what's like what are you doing why do you why does your brain go oh that'd be a good question or like oh i wonder if this would ever work out maybe it's that you're like shooting in the you're just throwing it throwing at the throwing it at the wall and hoping it sticks just like a piece of al dente pasta bitch okay fucking next question is i've answered this before but i'm gonna i saw this and i queued up

a tiktok to answer it so the question is what's your type okay this is exactly my type everything this man says to find it i'm stalling or i'm trying to like talk while i find it everything this is to a tee this is what i'm looking for here we go oh my god here we go ready one minute one a minute in heaven listen to this man's voice and listen to what he says this is what jacqueline wants this is my type first thing is i just want to be a hot dad i want to be a hot husband to a freaking smoking hot southern wife that's it two i want a good chunk of property and a nice barn dominium i've always loved them i always want that and i think it's gonna be freaking great when i get out three i want my house to be the place

everybody comes to on sundays you know we get home from church we do our thing everybody comes over you know we cook out we have some beer we have a good time and uh maybe got on the lake or something really that's pretty much it other than that i'm just a genuinely happy dude so uh if you guys wanted to know now you know it's fucking simple you could just ignore the the accent and the whole like church part if you're not you know a church dude like I'm not hellbent on you being a Christian going to church every Sunday I don't personally do that I was raised in the Catholic faith and I every time I go home I end up going to church you know just like what we do sometimes but uh it's simple it's like I want to be a hot dad I want to have

some property I want our house to be the fun house where everyone comes to on Sundays and we cook out watch fucking shit on TV together and hang out like I just want to have that so but so that's my type what's my wait is that answering what my type is not really I mean I've listed qualities before like you know did I actually where's that I've written it down recently I think whatever I'm that's what I'm gonna answer the question with that that list that guy or that TikTok that guy just did. Cause, um, yeah, I'm just, I felt when he said that, I was like, yes, I, I told you guys, like, I, I'm starting to realize now that I'm older that I do, I don't want to live in a super crowded place. Like I definitely want to have

some land. I grew up in farmland. I think there's something so special about that, especially when you're raising kids. And just like the guy, the way the guy said, I'd like to have some property. I was like, fuck yeah, let's have some property. Okay. I'm going to move on to the next question. Um, Oh, this is like a followup. What was my microphone too far away? Sorry. Uh, then this is a followup to a story I told like two weeks ago about that guy that approached me and asked me if I saw his like, apparently his mom got attacked or something by a dog. Anyways, the question is, have you seen that guy again? And that's the stranger danger that approached me that I was like confused by and, um, kind of sketched out by anyways.

So no, I haven't. And the more I thought about that scenario, let me retell the story really quick. I went to walk Jimmy. And as soon as I'm out my front door, like I have a gate and I'm out, i'm at the gate um this guy beelines to me he crosses a really busy street he crosses the street and like in a diagonal straight towards me this like six five dude uh like dark hair kind of tan skin and um black maybe mexican hispanic latino maybe i don't chinese maybe any race it doesn't matter i'm trying to like give you a visual so this guy approaches me he wasn't white okay um I don't think he was or he was really tan anyways I just feel like it's 2021 I gotta bring race into the podcast at some point to stay current stay relevant to get you

guys I hope that like major brain fire and like now you're paying attention a black a black man approached me a six five no okay so he beelined across the street and he's like hey hey and he was like acting all abrupt he goes um have you seen a guy with a mask on and a dog because he just threatened to attack my mom my old mom and like who does that to an old lady and blah blah so anyways I was just like no what the fuck that's stupid like I was just being nice and I brushed him off and I never saw him again but the more I think about it like a man like never asked a woman for help like that I feel like they never like men don't come up to women and ask for help they're the knight in shining armor they figure shit out and I understand

like oh it was like he needed he was asking because he needed other eyeballs like hey has have other pedestrians around this neighborhood seen this man so I get it but I also thought that was very uh it was so like the way he approached me just it gave me like that fight or flight that was like um what's it called I had that gut feeling like this is weird so anyways no but I haven't seen him again and yeah next question um dude this is too personal what the fuck like you guys are too comfortable with me have you ever had a pregnancy scare is the next question have you ever had a pregnancy scare um this is like what it is now you guys are that comfortable I mean I'm like how much information do I want to reveal right now because uh well first of all

I'm a virgin I'm a virgin so there's no way I could be pregnant um Jesus Christ I've never actually so I'll just say why am I being weird about it no I've never had a pregnancy scare and okay I'm just gonna say I've never okay whatever uh fuck is this bad to say is this too is this like not I've never been on birth control birth control ever like I've never taken it I've never had an IUD I've never had a patch I've never had fucking any of that not never and I've never had a pregnancy scare and am I infertile probably all right moving on but I'm also a virgin didn't, I don't know, figure it out in your head. I'm trying to, like, confuse you right now. Next question. Am I clicking my pen? Is that annoying? I feel like I do that on the podcast.

You guys probably hear it. I'm going to not do that. Next question. What's in your purse? fuck um I'm a girl here we go I got a gun I got a knife I got pepper spray nunchucks fucking duct tape and WD-40 what am I missing and chapstick and shit bags for Jimmy and baby wipes for Jimmy and treats for Jimmy and potty pads for Jimmy and my credit cards and my ID and gum and there's usually like dark chocolate and fucking is that everything some like random jewelry that's like floating at the bottom and some random like crumpled receipts I don't know that's it um that's what it's like being a girl uh again trying to confuse you I mean am I saying this

like do you believe was that was that uh did you believe that or are you like oh what are you saying you got a gun and pepper spray I mean look I actually don't carry a purse very often anymore because most of the, most of the real world shopping shit I do where I'm like out and about is like a quick errand and I'm running in with like a little card holder and my keys. Like I don't lug a purse around. I have one. It's my, I call it my car bag. It's my car bag. I, it's like a big tote and I throw a bunch of stuff in it, especially Jimmy's. Um, it's like a baby bag. fuck. Now, now that I think of it, it's like his little, it's like his, my little mom kit in that purse. It sits in the car. And, um, of course like lip gloss, chapstick, you know, tampons.

Jack, now you just ruined this episode. Don't talk about tampons. Um, but yeah, uh stay prepared bitches self-defense is uh the first offense of self-defense what's what are these um quotes out there they're like an offense the best offense is great defense what are these anyway there's a quote out there that has nothing to do with what's in my purse but uh moving on next question still clicking my pen more okay i smell that potato Next question, sorry. Is this a fun episode? Guys, I've been, okay, I just got to, like, do a little intermission right now and tell you how I've been dealing lately mentally with the show.

I've literally, until this week, it's Saturday. Like, this just started happening over the last week. And I'm noticing I'm having doubts and second thoughts and second guessing. and I'm actually like starting to go like, well, what the fuck am I doing? Like, I just, I have this like, oh my God, do I need to delete every episode? And like, I know that's crazy, but those thoughts are coming in right now. And I don't know where they're coming from because I literally, I'm my biggest cheerleader. I think what I'm doing is like, it's healthy and fun and it's helpful for people and it's a good time and it's positive. And it's, it's, it's just, it's not that

deep I don't need to like overthink this and go oh my god what are you doing but yeah it's like some little psychopath in my brain like some little devil on my shoulders like stop what you're doing this is an embarrassment to yourself and your family you're fucking ruining your life doing this it's gonna bite you in the ass someday you're you're scary dude you know what I think it is this is what I think it is I first of all nothing is more unsexy than a girl like um being insecure about her personality and shit okay now I'm gonna be insecure about my personality right now and talk about how I feel like the only reason I have doubts is is because dating happens virtually now you talk to people on the internet through dating apps dms

boys see your content on your Instagram page now and that's how they that's where they get their impression of you blah blah so this literally all stems or goes back to the fact that um I'm dating people and I'm worried about that and I just feel like I'm shooting myself in the foot and I'm like over sharing and I'm and that's not good to do like I don't want people to know this much about me and it's in this might what I how my how I come across might scare people away and like I'm just so nervous about it and I'm like I hope like I don't know and that's literally the only reason I'm having doubts is because of fucking boys and hoping they and uh trying to appeal to them which is the thing I'm nipping in the ass and I'm stopping because that's never

served me it's never helped me it's always made me um dumb myself down and and be less than I am and this podcast is all about fully expressing myself expressing myself and if you don't like me if you're scared off by this or whatever I'm sorry like I'm not sorry I'm ah Jesus whatever don't listen don't DM me anymore don't talk to me anymore find another girl so yeah intermission over just thought I'd mention that because it's so recent it's like I've been so like excited and gung-ho and I'm like every damn podcasting I'm like this is my favorite thing ever and then now I'm just like oh shit 200 episodes holy fuck um Jesus how do I deal with stress this is a great next question how do I deal with stress

first thing that comes to mind is working out. Um, I do yoga every day and dude, I'm getting snatched. I'm just going to say I'm getting snatched because of yoga. It's taken a while, but I'm, I'm getting snatched. Um, anyways, but honestly, I don't, I don't really get stressed out. Like, I don't feel like I've, yeah, like I don't really get stressed out anymore or like, what is what's something stressful in my life right now not even work stuff like I have stress with work stuff but I don't it's never like work I don't I'm never like not sleeping or thinking about work late at night like oh my god I have this hanging over my head and oh my god I never feel like the world is crashing down

over me I'm pretty zen dude I'm pretty um I said dude because everyone who listens is in the friend zone is in a friend zone and, uh, dude anyways. Uh, yeah, I don't really feel like I'm that stressed out lately, but what is something that stresses me out? I don't know, but how do I answer the question? How do I deal with stress? I work out, I do yoga, I go on walks, I clean. Um, yeah, I stress clean, I guess. What else do I do? I stress, um, if I'm stressed, I like a great thing to do when you're stressed is like call someone or I just like to, okay. Like if I'm not usually, okay. Here's where stress comes from. Okay. Recently my stress is like when 3 PM hits and I've looked at what I've accomplished throughout the day and I'm like oh dude I fucking failed

today I suck I didn't get enough done I wanted to get more done by now or like 5 p.m like the end of my work day I'm like oh what the fuck and so I get all stressed out about that like oh my gosh I should have been able to accomplish more today and I didn't and I was lazy or whatever um when that whenever that happens I just go okay you just had a bad day and then I just shut my brain off and I go, okay, so you don't need to go. So in the past I would go, okay, now I'm going to grind from 5 PM until fucking 1130 PM to make up for it. And I'd be mean to myself and blah, blah, blah. So now I'm just like, look, the day's done. You did what you did. It is what it is. Go watch some Netflix, chill, stop thinking about it, work out, you know,

end your night on a high note. The work will get done. Okay. Moving on. That was kind of a long answer to that. Um, I just, I could answer this really quickly. Cause it's just, it's one of those things. It's kind of like, it's not the, this is not the color daddy podcast. I don't talk about these kinds of sexual things, but next question, do guys, or excuse me, do girls check out guys junk? Quick answer. Yes. It's the first thing I noticed about you. And yes, I do. Next question. Do you like your handwriting? Jesus Christ. What is this episode? What is this Q and A? do you want me to elaborate on that or just take it take just take what I said and run with it it's the first thing I fucking noticed about you moving on do you like your handwriting um

first of all I feel like this is coming from I should look up this profile I think they follow my podcast page I post all I posted all of the or not all of them some of the like data entries on my fucking journals for my episodes what the fuck data entries I posted like little clips of my yeah my episode notes and I guess they've seen that because how else would you see my handwriting and are you making fun of me am I being body shamed about my handwriting um do I like my handwriting it's one of my biggest insecurities I'll be honest I don't it is okay I don't okay the only reason I like my handwriting is because I've there's like studies and shit I don't fucking know this is I need to look this up what your handwriting says about you

I swear to God, it's a well-known thing that people with sloppy, messy handwriting like myself are usually smart people. They're considered like there's something in their brain that makes them smarter because of that. I don't want to toot my own horn, but like businessinsider.com, here we go. Your handwriting says a lot about your personality. For example, if you write in large letters, it can mean you are people-oriented. okay blah blah small letters could mean you are introverted I'm like a normal I write big I write small so it has to do with your personality but what about your smarts I swear to god messy handwriting

hold on messy handwriting meaning sorry is this a weird delay in the episode I'm not I'm just like googling right now oh you're you're a creative if you have ugly handwriting says this is a science thing is this like a study because I don't want oh it says says science it says you are creative if you have an ugly if you have ugly handwriting there's a improper they fucked up the sentence and ugly handwriting is that just because it's a vowel to start no no no no no they did there are some exceptions to this rule you are you are creative if you have an ugly handwriting the reason they did an is because instead of a what the fuck if you have they shouldn't even have the word and there it should just be ugly handwriting anyways I'm being annoying let me just read this

um blah blah blah I feel like okay here's the thing I feel like I don't like to waste time and make my handwriting nice because time is money time is everything it's my biggest it's my greatest asset and so like yo I'm just I'm just chicken scratching around all the time and I don't really care what it looks like bad and messy handwriting is a sign of high intelligence meaning you can't your pen cannot keep up with your brain fuck yeah okay so my pen can't keep up with my brain. Bad handwriting in some cases is a sign of eccentricity too. Hello. Speaking, talking about me. Ugly handwriting is always individualistic as this type of writer is usually an independent thinker. Hello. It's your girl. Okay. Dude, independent, eccentric. I got a

new bio independent eccentric pen can't keep up with my brain instagram.com slash jacqueline rogo check me out um but i don't really like it but like it is what it is um i used to be jealous of girls in school who had that like perfect handwriting like they're they have their own font like do you know what I'm talking about like you look at someone's notebook and it was it was like that's why we're living in a simulation there's a something about that isn't real or isn't normal those are the okay yeah like the perfect handwriting are we living in a simulation what am I thinking about this how do I explain my brain right now by the way speaking of simulation people are saying that Trader Joe's isn't real there's like

a whole thing on TikTok right now about how Trader Joe's is not from this universe. And it's just, there's a whole thing about it anyways. I need to move on about from this handwriting question because Jesus. Um, why do girls scream when they see each other? Next question. It's from a dude. Um, I love that we do that. Why do girls scream when we see each other? Because we're excited and we're like oh my god bestie like you just like feel you're like it's the excited energy and like we're not ashamed or embarrassed of showing our emotions like that where guys have to like keep it together and be more like stoic and like uh okay bro like I don't know but I feel like that's a red flag if a guy like oh my god David like that's a red flag like

there's something that, you know, there's gotta be the bro hug. Like you can kind of, you can be like, Hey dude, Hey bro. And like, go up to him. But like, if you're screaming like a girl, like, I'm sorry, something's, um, I mean, live your life. But did I answer the question? Why do girls scream when they see each other? Cause we're excited. It's cause we're girls. That's what we fucking do we go to the bathroom together we fucking talk 100 miles an hour 100 miles an hour why do we go to the bathroom together I feel like that like when you're older girls I feel like don't go to the like I don't go to the bathroom with girls like I used to but then when you're when you're going out you do there's I feel like I always go to the bathroom with

when I'm out, but, um, anyways, next question. Uh, what's the last thing you remember dreaming about? The last thing I remember dreaming about. Okay. First of all, I think it's so annoying when people talk about their dreams and like, that's the, I never like listening to someone tell me what their dreams are like, Oh my God, last night I had this dream about blah, blah, blah. I'm like, I don't care every single time I don't care who you are unless you were having a sex dream about me and tell me about it like I don't care end of story I remember in like elementary school there was always that kid or like that that there was like it was usually a friend in the friend group who'd be like tell me about our dreams in the morning like beginning of school like we're

standing around the fucking hall waiting to go in the classroom or some shit and it's like dude I don't care um fuck what I dream about I've been on okay speaking of dreams I know this is annoying to talk about but I think it is uh I've been having like really weird dreams lately and with like people I've never met in them but like I I don't know how to explain it I just like, I'm like dreaming about other people's lives. And it's like, not from my first person perspective, I can't explain. It's like, I'm seeing the story of someone else's life as it, as they're, as they're living it in my dream, whatever someone DM me, what does that mean?

I don't know. Cause your dreams, usually there's like meaning behind it, but I can't remember like, oh, oh, okay. This was this morning. i jimmy woke up woke me up at 4 a.m and he jumped up on the bed it's literally every day i'm falling more and more in love with my puppy i think he's so he's developing a personality now he's getting a little bit bigger we've been together you know for a few months now and every time he does this my heart melts and i'm just like oh my god like this is what it's like to be a mom like for real

I feel like this is why people have kids like I get it so as you know he sleeps under the bed as you know because you listen seven days a week you know everything about my life I'm just gonna say this I'm sorry if you're new my puppy sleeps under my bed I allow this because he's created his own little cave under the bed and so I'm just like whatever I don't care I'm not crazy he doesn't go in the crate every night and I know that's probably whatever don't shame me like I just I do I don't care he sleeps under my bed and then every morning usually at 5 30 not 4 a.m he jumps up on the side of the bed to come cuddle with me but anyways this morning he came up at four and this has to do with my dream to answer the question by the way if you're like where are

we on this episode? Jesus. Um, 4am he jumps up and cute as shit. I lift him up. I actually have a sprained wrist from doing this every day. There's an, I it's, it's a whole situation. I won't heal. It won't heal because I'm constantly lifting him up. Um, cause he's too short to jump on his own. So I lift him up. He cuddles with me and I go and grab my phone immediately. And I'm like well i'm up now time to scroll social media so to answer the question um the last dream thing i can remember remember about fuck last thing i can remember dreaming about was a person specific specifically specifically specifically specifically a man who i stalked this morning at 4 a.m on his profile and then I fell back asleep and the last thing I remember dreaming about was like us

hanging out or some shit and like you know do do I want to reveal who this is or like give clues absolutely not use your just use your imagination um it was like a normal dream you like see or you're talking about something you or talking to someone you see someone like right before you go to bed and then you end up having a dream about them that was the scenario um next question red wine or white wine um I feel like it depends what I'm eating red wine or white wine dude why does my laptop sound like a 747 is taking off this is not a good sign I've only had this for what like two years no I hate when they do this like the it's the fan starts blasting really loud it's it's not looking good I don't know what that that's really loud that's the first time

I've noticed it um red wine or white wine I mean depends what I'm eating I'm like a chardonnay bitch if it's white and I gotta stop saying bitch I gotta stop referring like I just swear too much I'm really you guys I'm trying to be more modest and conservative and classy and I just think that the swearing is it's not it's not helping so I love a glass of Chardonnay if I'm like with fish or if it's like hot out and I want like a cold wine like I'll have Chardonnay but I love red wine I mean let's be real like I love red wine I like I mean I like everything I'm not picky about i like cab a lot cabernet something young something young honey fucking say it i like cab i like merlot i like uh zinfandel i like i don't know i like it all my mom and i just had the best

wine two weeks ago when she visited what was that called avalon i never looked it up wait i think goes Avalon Cabernet yeah 2017 bitches okay it's cheap as shit too what the best wine is always so cheap Avalon wait there's so many Avalons wait is it all the same logo no there's not so Avalon organic oh it was organic I love that because I won't get a headache I figured that out if I drink organic wine, I don't get headaches. Um, dude, I really want to drink tonight. What the hell guys? I haven't had alcohol. Well, it's been two weeks, but I honestly like missed. So all of December I drank alcohol because I was home with my family and it was the holidays. And of course I did. And I fucking love now that I'm like missing that. And I'm like, wait,

I'm an adult. I can go, I can have a glass of wine. Like I can mix a drink. Like I never do this for myself and um I actually like now I'm like wait I kind of feel like a glass of wine tonight it's like a feeling that comes over my body it's like I just feel like it and I think this is the kind of night anyways um Avalon Cabernet 2017 just get it it's so good um I don't want to answer the next question because I just feel like it's just like cliche but you know what and I've answered I feel like I've answered these red flag questions before like what are your red flags and guys I think I've talked about I mean I've I feel like I've listed a hundred now

and the thing is it's like I'm a walking red flag so like the fact that I'm okay the fact that I'm sharing is it is it it's is it a red flag that I'm saying what my red flags are is this like a one or is this podcast one giant red flag I think it is you know what whatever it is what it is um I don't like when a guy texts me hey you it's always like hey you no print no parentheses no punctuation no emojis just hey you don't do it ever uh it actually freaks me out and then like hey pretty girl hey pretty lady hey pretty lady is such a turn off oh unless like there's certain things like if we're dating so if we're dating you're allowed to send as many emojis as fucking as you as your little heart desires that's you get the the floodgates are

open show me all your emotions you can do a thousand upside down smileys if you want which my biggest trigger when a guy does a ton of upside down smileys I get I just it cringe it's so cringy and I'm like I can't like too many emojis like literally if you're not dating me don't use emojis like maybe like one or two um I just don't you know what's fucked up about that when a guy uses a bunch of emoji a bunch of emojis he comes across like he's really excited and like really high energy and he's like oh my god I'm texting Jacqueline oh my god and it's like crying emojis and like upside down smileys and like little like hearts around the face like cut like you know and that scares like that push that makes me not like you as much I like to because I don't know

I don't like that kind of energy especially if we're first talking like I like like a like I like like be straightforward and just text like normal but like what am I saying there's got to be a little like I got to be a little like um like be a little mysterious about your emotions with with me at first like how you're what you're I don't know like if you're okay yeah leave some mystery like leave leave me guessing like what you meant by that and without 10 emojis to back it up do you know what I mean it's more it's more fun for me and I get more excited to text you and I'm trying to like decipher your emotions because you're not like too excited with all your fucking emojis but um so yeah too many emojis is a red flag um no headboard I don't care that you're a

fucking millennial minimalist no headboard or what's the other one like mattress on the ground unless you're moving um I gotta say it I mean most guys are like okay I feel like most guys have dark bedding um like I like all like okay if you're over 25 this is just my opinion and this is what I don't know it makes sense in my brain I'm like think of every resort you've ever been to think of every hotel you've ever stayed in what color is bedding it's white it's pure white it's crisp it's fresh it's lux it's lux okay it feels good when you're in it it's like clean and like nice I swear to god like I want to it's maybe right now is my time to inspire men with dark bedding to convert to white bedding because it just makes you if it's elevated it's

like it's I feel like it's more like mature and like I don't know but certain bedding can like rub me the wrong way like a lot of um patterns and stuff kind of freaks me out you can have like an accent color on a little blanket or some shit I don't know like have like lighter bedding not it doesn't have to be pure white okay um if you're worried about like skid marks skid marks and shit stains I mean that's another that's a that's an entire podcast in itself we could talk about hygiene and wiping your ass correctly but I mean yeah like I've never not I feel like I've always had white bedding and I just like I would like I would like to be at a man's house with white vetting more often than I, um, I, I have in the past. Okay. Um, red flags. I don't want to keep

answering this. I just feel like these are kind of stupid and cliche, but like, um, the wrong use of their, their, your, your like, okay. Like that's really, yeah, that's really bad actually, because i'm kind of a grammar nazi in my brain like i'll never correct you but like i'll never text you back if you fuck that up so get that right um if you quote the office or if you're just like corny about like dad jokes too much or like like you're you i don't know you use a lot of movie references from the 90s like too often I don't know um there's some there's so many red flags I'm trying to think like oh if you constantly talk like if we're first dating or whatever going out on dates and you

are telling me all about your ex and why it didn't work out like I'm out I don't care um that's a big red flag if you don't like animals like okay obviously if you don't like dogs okay if you like cats more than dogs like that's a red flag um i don't know i i don't want to keep going on i really want to end this episode i gotta pull the potato out of the oven let's do it live on the podcast because i can move because i'm uh i'm wearing a headset here we go laptop is unplugged now we're walking now we're talking um did i overdo it i just throw i just throw sweet potatoes in the oven at uh 400 for like an hour until they get soft in the middle but oh yeah

uh and then what i do so it's definitely done i just like turn the oven off and keep it in there and then it'll finish now this is a fucking cooking show all right q a 24 q a number 24 That's it. Um, still love podcasting. I still look forward to it. This never gets old. Um, I'm recently doubt I've doubted myself recently about it because of fucking boys and dating and being insecure about my fucking personality, which is stupid because, um, I don't know, like I'm trying to figure out, like, first of all, this is an audio diary. So if I was to do morning pages and journaling which is what's recommended by all the gurus out there like just get all your thoughts on paper and put it on paper and like release it to the universe and get

it out of your head so that is the format of the show like I'm doing that with my voice so I'm I spend a lot of time on the show discussing like my like how I view myself and I look within a lot I'm like on this little self-discovery I get into a self-discovery mode and I ask myself questions about why I'm the way I am and honestly like I think you know I bet we got 10 more days of this honestly and I'm just gonna fucking own it I'm gonna put on my big girl pants and be like Jacqueline this is who you are own it who cares if if someone doesn't like you for it that's okay and I and I do believe that in my heart but like there's something that's been talking to me recently that's like chocolate delete every episode stop what you're doing this is a cringe

thing you're doing this is embarrassing this is too much um but hey I always fall back on this let me just wrap that little monologue up with this I feel so good every day and I feel so like solid in who I am now but like then when I was a lost little puppy dog in 2020 who lost her job and was all fucking depressed like and didn't really have a path in life that was clear and I had no clear my passion never really happy like I never found my passion blah blah and it finally happened with podcasting and I feel so happy like and fulfilled and like excited about sharing myself with the world now because I'm like yes I figured it out I'm I don't know fucking stupid

um so as much as I'll second guess and doubt I'm like I'll always fall back on that like hey At least you really like yourself now and you really, you like, you're fucking solid and you're set for life. Like, I really feel like this whole, the last 200 days of doing this has really set me up for my future. I'm preparing for life, man. I'm, I'm preparing for life with talking to myself and I'm paving my own fucking way with it and whatever.

What else do I want to talk about? Enough about that. I'm bored. I'm just so thirsty right now. Um, I don't know. I like FaceTime my mom and sister earlier and like, this is the Q and a, now I just want to, now I just want to shoot the shit. Um, I'm going to end it here. My potatoes done. The Q and a is done. The sun has set. The sailboats have sailed off into the sunset. Um, Amen. Happy Saturday. Hit that subscribe button. I'm here seven days a week and head over to patreon.com slash TJMS to support the show and get access to my extra content. If you're like,

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