The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 210- Elementary School

Episode Date: April 4, 2021

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What's up, guys? Happy Friday. It's episode 210. Welcome back to the show. okay it's 8.02 p.m right now and hi it's Jacqueline by the way it's 8.02 p.m And this is the first time for me, I've literally, I'm so embarrassed by this and just ashamed of myself. But I have said, hey, what's up? It's Jacqueline. I've said, welcome back to the show. I'm not even kidding. I've been saying it and restarting this episode since 730. so I feel like instead of not saying that I'm going to document it and this is a learning

experience because um a couple things happened um I got self-conscious about the way I was saying my first name I okay I don't want to get into it but like I kept slurring I kept I couldn't say Jacqueline for whatever reason every time I kept saying it it sounded weird and then I just got in my head about it. And then part two of this, I got so fucking frustrated because my neighbors were outside parked, bumping music, running up and down the stairs. My toes were curled under frustration. And I was just like, I, I was, I was embarrassed. I didn't want them to hear me. And so I was in my head about that. So anyways, 30, 30 minutes later, 30 minutes later, I'm finally, I'm just saying, fuck it. I'm going full on right now. And beforehand, before seven 30,

I was feeling good you know I was watching the sun the sunset the sailboats were sailing off into the sunset I lit well they're still on I have all these candles lit around me I got my LaCroix the the the beverage the LaCroix on deck my puppies passed out he's taking a nap and everything was good but Jesus I just spent 30 minutes restarting over and over and over again and I know like that's not the theme of today's episode but I thought I'd take behind the scenes of like real life podcast host shit because it's literally I've never restarted I literally never do that I just start I just go hey what's up welcome back I just do it so after 200 episodes I'm uh I don't know what you call that I need I need an oil change

like the car needs a tune-up the voice the vocal cords need to tune up Jesus um I want to talk about elementary school today. It's inspired by a website I'm going to be visiting later on in the episode. So we're going to be talking about elementary school. We're going to be talking about what I did today. Should I set the scene a little bit? Like I'm wearing flip-flops and yoga pants and a sports bra. I already told you what I'm drinking. A lot of candles lit. Okay. This is the scene I'm going to set. I finally found a painting, a giant picture to go behind my couch. The couch that I've told you guys I'm getting rid of, but like, I'm so, I can't even stay on this couch. I can't even, I hate even mentioning it, but I found a picture for my

apartment. That's like six feet wide by five feet tall. It's huge. And it's of the El Mafi coast, a moffy I'll moff you what I add an L in Italy it's gorgeous it's colorful there's like you know the ocean and boats and like the sides of buildings it's beautiful so that's the scene I'm like staring at it right now apartment feels more complete because I've been wanting to find like you know when you I had it in my head what I wanted forever and I couldn't I kept slipping up And then I came across all of these websites with really, um, like modern looking art pieces that were abstract and simple. And I'm like, no, I just want it to look like I'm going into my grandma's house.

Like, that's how I want my apartment to feel. I want it to be cozy. I want it to be homey. The frame is wood that matches my ottoman. It's big and bold and beautiful like me. And man, you know what? Am I big? Yeah.

Compared to what? I'm big compared to my puppy why did I just am I gonna fat shame myself right now because look I had a full fucking pint of ice cream last night and you know that post ice cream pint day or like the day after you're just like I feel it I'm like that was literally dinner and I hate myself and I don't want to get into it but um that's it's so boring to listen to someone talk about their uh like just like their slip-ups like that their diet slip-ups like no one wants to hear about that. Let's talk about elementary school. Um, but sometimes ice cream is dinner and that's just what it is. Okay. Um, so, oh, the scene I'm setting, sorry. I'm like back to the task at hand

at home. Um, I rearranged a bunch of shit in my office here. I want to, you know, this is actually my dining room in my apartment, like technically, but I'm going to just refer to it as my office because I work from home and okay but I rearranged everything I like put a bunch of new books up so I don't know I have like I feel like I'm more inspired because I switched everything around like you know when you're a kid or maybe you do this now and you rearrange all your furniture and or I just remember growing up like my mom we would clean the house and uh we changed the way the couches were laid out and the rugs and the coffee table and everything. And it just feels so good after afterwards. It feels like, Oh, it's, it's like a fresh new perspective. What do you

call it? A change of, change of scenery. And your brain is like, Oh, so I feel like that today. And my apartment's super clean. And anyways, um, okay. I'm bored. That's not what I want. I really just want to talk about elementary school and I know I won't shut up about it, but like, that's why I'm here uh episode 210 it's all about we're gonna reminisce um oh oh oh oh two updates i have two shrines i'm creating this sounds satanic or whatever the fuck it sounds like a psychotic this is something a psychotic girl will do but i when i was cleaning and rearranging my stuff today found my COVID shrine or my 2020 shrine. It's not even a shrine. It's literally just like me thinking it was funny to, I'm such a jackass like this. Like, uh, I have a whole foods basket. I've

told you guys a story about, I just like have it. I could return it at any time. I know I could probably go to jail for having it and stealing it, but look, there's a story behind it. It's kind of funny whatever it's on top of my fridge and back in so my 2020 shrine is that whole foods basket full of an entire uh pack of white claw empty empty white claw cans and then like 25 bottles of the wellness formula a nordic i think it's nordic source naturals wellness formula vitamins that um I always rave about that I took all last year and I like I swear by them and like that's why I don't get I never get sick knock on wood because I take them so it's like white claws that I discovered in 2020 and the fucking immune support bottles and I just want to turn

that into some sort of like artistic thing and like and also I've collected like oh my god this is disgusting but I keep my and those blue masks with like all my makeup stained all over my shit I feel like I could add that to it and it could be like this 2020 shrine because look 2020 is gonna be it's down in history as the weirdest fucking year of my life and I just think it I don't know I want to make I want to like don't I want to have something I want to have like a artifact from it to like pass along to my fucking offspring here kids here's a bunch of white claws and vitamins and empty bottles I don't know so I literally have that on top of my fridge it's all empty it's all sitting up there in a it's just all piled in there but um so there's that shrine

that I'm thinking about I don't know I'm like honestly I just can't throw it away right I just need to throw it away but my brain is like it's kind of funny the other thing I'm doing is I don't know if this is naughty of me as a dog parent but Jimmy loves like sticks or like finding sticks on the street or pieces of wood the dead palm tree palm tree branches that fall off on the on the sidewalk he loves carrying those as we walk and he brings them home okay And there's a point where we approach my steps and I look at the stick and I go, okay, is this stick, is this piece of wood you just brought home aesthetically, is this aesthetically pleasing enough to keep and use in the apartment for decor? or is this just a piece of shit that I need to like take out of his mouth and throw off to the side so that's what I've been up to I've been saving his sticks that he brings home

I make them sound like ugly like when I say sticks I don't mean like little twigs from a tree branch I mean I'm looking at like I honestly they're so cool like I have one two I have four I've collected that he's brought home. And that's what I'm like keeping Jimmy's, um, the, the branches and the sticks he brings, because I feel like there's, there's store, there's a story behind it. There's meaning. And also I'm bringing in natural elements. Like, I feel like this is shit you would buy at a store anyways. So there, there's my other apartment update. Honestly, I need to, I need to talk about the main theme, but does anyone else feel like before I get into it. I've been so happy. I've been so happy lately. And I feel like I heard about the airlines are

going to start allowing middle seat passengers, which means the planes will be at full capacity. Like the clubs are opening back up in New York city. Um, I'm hearing all this buzz where like shit is actually going back to normal. And I've been really happy lately because I feel like all of my I guess like fears that we're gonna be in this weird world for a long time where things are really like you know there's a bunch of shut like everything's like shut down and like it was last year you know what I mean and lower capacity and like I don't know anyways I feel like for the most part it's the world is it's ending up better than I expected especially sooner than I expected and it's only what April and I have a really I'm so excited about this summer and just like this whole

year so I hope you guys are does anyone else feel like that um because at first like I guess for the first part of I looked at 2021 like okay we're either gonna trickle back to some sort of normalcy or it's just gonna keep fucking getting worse and I think it's going in a positive direction so anyways I just thought I'd mention that um I have a note here I forgot to whiten my teeth for two days and I also didn't do yoga for two days dude this is not good I that's like two two strikes and I I I'm on a white I'm on a teeth whitening journey and I skipped two days and I'm being hard on myself about that for no fucking I just thought it'd be fun I just thought I should update you guys like I'm holding my crest white strips right here and I haven't done it in two

days and I haven't done yoga in literally two days and that's the most I haven't done yoga am I getting in a rut am I getting in a funk is it happening like I never miss twice so I can't fuck I can't miss tomorrow I can't I miss twice I never met like that's my biggest life advice for anything if you have a goal if you have a routine you do if you have something you like to do every day and you miss it don't miss twice I but hey awareness is the first step in making a change and I I'm calling myself out on it um I've been walking a ton like 20k steps a day I have my apple watch it tells me that and so I feel like that's been my exercise because Jimmy like Jimmy and I just go on super

long walks but anyways um who cares like let's talk about elementary school okay so here we go this is the the meat and potatoes of the episode today uh here we go answer these questions about elementary school to see which lunchbox juice fits your personality okay let's do it um speaking of juice that's not juices LaCroix but I need I need some water okay this is sponsored by buzzfeed.com you guys I haven't done a buzzfeed quiz in like a month and I used to do them pretty like once a week and I just felt like doing it tonight you know like why not um and it's fun to reminisce I feel like it's fun to think about like when you grew up and like what you did in school and anyway so here we go first question and you guys can answer these two in your head

so here we go what did you usually have for breakfast in the morning before school uh cereal a granola bar eggs toast a pop tart or I never I never ate breakfast okay so first off pop tarts are out my mom did not allow those in our household we did not I don't I don't even think I had a pop tart till I was like 16 and I got it in a high school vending machine honestly like I don't think honestly like I think that was my first pop tart experience like a vending machine in high school yeah um so pop tart is out granola bars out I wouldn't like maybe yeah maybe like sometimes I would like whatever but I'd say for the most part I was a cereal kid or an eggs kid toast oh why did I make that noise dude is it deritter

d-e de ritter de ritter de ritter sport ritter no i gotta i gotta sorry i gotta look up um chocolate flakes dude i'm gonna put you on right now speaking of toast i'm not gonna find it oh yeah yeah yeah d-r-u-i-j-t-e-r uh amazon it they're chocolate flakes you put on toast let me put you on so I'm thinking of like if I ate toast for breakfast like we would do this is so like uh this is like having a chocolate croissant okay same shit it's like a morning pastry but you do toast with um probably like not wheat toast yeah like you need white toast um you do toast butter and then you sprinkle the these I think they're is it German or Dutch what's the what language is that anyways it's a or belgian they're european these little

european chocolate flakes you sprinkle that on top it's so good we'd sometimes have that before school but yeah for the most part i was a cereal cereal eater before elementary school and an eggs eater um i liked my eggs scrambled with ketchup and my cereal i probably mostly ate i mean we didn't have no captain crunch uh we didn't we had no we didn't have no on my dude what's this grammar um i ain't got no i ain't we ain't got no captain crunch and cinnamon toast crunch and what else reese's puffs we don't have any of that shit we have like uh cheerios uh frosted mini wheats we did have frosted flakes we did have that's a sugary stuff I loved frosted mini wheats I feel like that was my favorite oh no no no my favorite cereal was

rice krispies and I'd put bananas in it just simple and two percent milk because that's what I grew up with uh there we go for for breakfast I'm gonna go with cereal that's probably what I mostly ate growing up eggs too but you know what I'm just gonna pick cereal uh next question did I just like give you guys two recipes did I just do that so yeah do it uh rice krispies with sliced banana and then chocolate toast it's so good that those flakes I feel like you got to go to some sort of like fancy European store um but honestly just go on Amazon and buy them they're so good okay next question how did you get to school in the morning walked went in the school bus biked got dropped off by a parent in the car used public

transportation or carpooled with a friend didn't use public so the last two no I didn't bike to school I live too far away I did not walk because I live too far away if I walked at all it was because I got kicked out of the car because I mouthed off to my parents and they were like, you're done. You're we're done. You're out. Get out of the car. And my siblings and I would walk miles alone, sometimes in the rain, in the dark. Um, no, not, I don't think we ever did in the dark, but like we get, we get in trouble at church. Like we were being, we'd be like rowdy at church and we kind of live close to our church. Why am I saying church so much? Because it's Easter weekend. Okay. We're celebrating, we're celebrating Christ. People are going to church.

This is your reminder to go to church. Oh Jesus. Uh, I just said Jesus as a, okay. How I break up my brain to like, stop being annoying. Um, we would like mess around at church, play grab ass, you know, in the pews and be loud or whatever and disobey our parents and or like in the car ride home we'd fuck up and i don't even know what we would do but they would like kick us out and we'd have to walk down like really long like farm like okay we lived out in farmland it wasn't like there weren't like tumbleweeds it wasn't like out in the middle of nowhere farmland it was like farmland with like every like 200 yards there's a house maybe more I don't know there's like a bunch of there are a bunch

of homes and farms and stuff but we would walk we'd have to walk home and uh those were the days but I went to school I probably got dropped off by my parents the most but I also rode the school bus um I think I'm gonna go dropped off by a parent because they would like go to work after it was on the way but we rode the school bus really young like I think I started in kindergarten and that's where I learned how to flip people off and that's also where I learned that having hairy legs is disgusting and I got body shamed for that um pretty early on I think like first grade or second grade because when you're a little girl like little girls just let their little fuzzy hair fly they don't shave it and I remember an older boy was like ew that's gross

and then you know I pretty much was insecure about my legs until I finally shaved them when I was like 12 so there you go there's a life story um but flipping people off I remember that so well it was my name my babysitter's brother who was also our neighbor and I had a crush on him he was like I feel like if I was seven he was probably 14 or whatever like he was an older boy. I thought was cute. And I would like sit with them on the back of the school bus with all the cool people. Like I, they would be like, Jacqueline, come here. You know? And I'm like the little kid who's, who should be in the front, you know? And they're like, come on, come back here. And cause I knew them, we were neighbors, we were friends. And so anyways, I remember sitting

on the back of the bus and being like, like, like being told to put my fingers in that middle finger position and just I was just holding it and I just looked awkward like what's this like I was cradling my arm like with the middle finger sticking up like okay now what and I didn't get it at all I didn't understand it and and I think um I don't know I don't even remember like how I found out it was bad probably like did it to my parents and they were like chocolate can't do that anyways uh what else happened on the school bus they smell great they really have their own smell don't they um do i want to i could do an entire episode about yellow school bus uh culture no i don't know like in the bounciness of it and like when you go over a bump and you'd

like launch up to the fucking ceiling and like hit your head like it was so fun i rode the bus so much especially in basketball during basketball for uh in high school like away games it's such a weird like it's so far in the past now but you'd like go home after school and chill and then you'd have to be back at the gym in a couple hours and then the bus would be waiting and then you'd get on the bus and then you like drive somewhere and then you like got to the new you got you went to the school and like walked out I don't know and you went to the new locker room you haven't been in before I don't it's a whole thing unless you've ever done that you probably don't know what it's like but I feel like a lot of us did like high school sports and

um I don't know those were not my glory days by the way my glory days are now like I'm on I honestly feel like well it's just a different lifestyle being a high school student who's I I just I I don't know I life is so much more fun now than it was in high school and I feel like the stuff I did in high school on paper was is like it would seem more technically like more fun and more exciting and more like lots going on like pep rallies and football games and dances and prom and like assemblies and whatever but no that was hell it was honestly hell when I look back in a lot of ways okay um next question why I feel like am I gonna pass out I'm like kind of tired, not gonna lie. Um, but Hey, this is the, the energy you're getting right

now is I have to, I feel like I have to undo my episode two days ago. I need to pump out like 10 calm episodes to balance out what my behavior from two days ago. So just don't even listen to it but like I had it it's I I can't this is what happens sometimes I get in my head about this I'm like because I post every day I'm like there's so many episodes out there where I just feel felt like such a jackass when I was done and I'm like I can't delete it it's what I this is what I do this is literally like hey I'm on Broadway I got a show every night I got a show every day I got a podcast every day I can't just like not have it there but I don't know it was it was insane so I'm getting a little tired not gonna lie I think I need to turn on the light I need

to get these fluorescent fucking light bulbs above my eyeballs or turn my ring light on ring light um the candles are making me tired you know you know do lighting is everything in an apartment or a house or whatever like if you don't okay let me put you on to something else I talked to you I talked to you about, um, chocolate toast today. Like I put you onto that. And then now, and I feel like this is like one-on-one how to be a sophisticated adult with their shit together. You gotta have that time of the evening where you light all the candles. Maybe you play some music. it's like chill you set the mood for yourself and you like turn off you put I put my lamps on I turn off my overhead lights you got to do it and it just makes you feel good it makes you feel like

you're winding down you're getting ready for bed I love it I love that's my favorite honestly like one of my favorite parts of the day other than the morning and like my first sip of coffee and like the morning fresh air and going outside and walking my puppy and like I love that so much but I fucking love the wind down session I have with myself so anyways um next question this is all to figure out what kind of fucking juice box I am like my personality what is this what is it called answer these questions about elementary school to see which lunchbox lunchbox juice fits your personality. Okay. Next question. Jesus. Um, what was your favorite subject in elementary school? Didn't not math. Okay. Language arts, math, science, history, PE, or computers.

Computers was kind of hard. Not going to lie. Like we would have assignments that were pretty tough. I remember like I never understood the floppy disk thing that would like we had I didn't even know what we did we had to like save shit on there one time and I like didn't understand it and I fucked up and it didn't save um or what else we learned like in computer class I don't know the computer class always stunk like when you put when you put 36 of those old boxy computers in a room it stinks a certain way it's just like a school bus has its own scent those computer rooms those computer labs have their own set and it's like very um I just feel like it was seeping like radiation into all of our brains like that couldn't be

that I don't know how that was healthy it probably I don't know and it was like hot there's always a stupid fucking carpet it was like the really flat carpets with the that like the chairs slide on really easily oh my god I'm having like it's and honestly it was in one of those um i'm thinking of a specific computer lab in a it was like uh it's not a fucking double wide trailer house thing what are those cubicle not cubicle what were they called when it was a a building that's off the main building like high schools would have them elementary schools would have them and it it was just like a double wide sitting out there It's like an extension of the, what were they called?

I got to look that up. I haven't thought about it in a while. Classrooms in buildings and extra classrooms, extra classrooms in buildings. Portables. Yeah. Didn't we call them the portables? Yes. Yes.

Yes. Okay. We called them the portable. the portables. Oh, you have a class out in the portable, the portables. Does anyone remember that? So yeah, my computer class I'm thinking about, uh, the, the one that was kind of hard was in the portables. That's such a flashback. Whoa. Okay. My favorite subject in elementary school. I mean, PE because we had dinosaur land, uh, where we would turn the entire gym into dinosaur land that was always fun as shit and we had the parachute game and the fucking little

um scooters with the wheels on the bottom you scoot around on we'd have like the hot lava game i don't know like that's kind of not a subject though science yeah i mean elementary school science is fun as shit um math no okay language art i'm gonna just go history i'd say i'm between history and science i think as a little kid though i like i like science a lot i really liked astronomy when i was a little girl so and i like geology i think i'm gonna go science yeah i was obsessed with collecting rocks i've told you guys this i used to sell rocks on um in exchange for sticks on the oh my god oh my god i would sell rocks

in exchange for trade rocks for sticks on the playground and I was a nerd about geology my grandma would like teach me about or she like brought me to some like geology class at the community college and I used to like have a big thing full of my polished rocks and I whenever I went to like a new whenever we'd road trip or go on a vacation and there was a like a gift store or whatever the fuck I would pick out the polished rocks I don't know anyways so I'm gonna go science and then my astronomy curiosity was um strong strong because I had I had a telescope and I would um like take National Geographic I'd like take notes out of magazines and like rewrite I would literally just rewrite word for word what the magazine said

about stars and space in my own little notebook and I just felt so I just felt like I was going places like I had my shit together I was like oh my gosh I I know what this is I know what this is oh my god anyways um next question where did you is this okay I'm not gonna I'm not gonna doubt myself this episode. I'm not going to second guess it. I need some more water. Hold on. Where did you usually find yourself during recess? Next question. On the monkey bars, on the swings, cleaning up the classroom with the teacher, playing wall ball, gossiping with your friends or playing basketball. I mean, all of the above. I was never like cleaning in the classroom though with the teacher I think wall ball was controversial at my school

because the wall we would do it at was a classroom on the other side and they would get really fucking pissed off at us but we'd do it anyways and they'd come out and yell at us and it was like getting a noise complaint or whatever we'd be pounding those rubber balls against the I think it was like one of those portable buildings honestly and we'd kick it out really hard and then be like hey fourth graders cut this out and they'd come fucking yell at us I mean I went to a strict private catholic school and literally all I want to do like I don't know how this would be it's not I mean it could be possible I just want to go back there and be a fly on the wall like sit in the rooms watch the teachers but like not now like back when I was

in school like I would I just now that I'm older looking back like it was there are so many I have so many questions and like because when you're little it's like you look up tell your elders and your teachers you're like oh my gosh you're like they know everything and they're the best and they they're adults and I gotta listen to everything they say but honestly like a lot of it was so um I don't know it was kind of mean and just but it was I feel like that's a good thing you need those like I always say like America's gone America's gone too soft we need more hard knocks and straight talk but like I don't know they were there were some pretty mean teachers back in the day um but I can only imagine I mean kids are fucking crazy and we were I would be so

I would be a bitchy I feel like I couldn't I would not always be a princess as a teacher especially with like eight-year-olds and shit um back to the question where was I at recess all of the I mean I loved the swings we had these awesome swings where we would do like backflips on them uh into the gravel I think yeah we had gravel we didn't have wood chips yeah that was super fun and your feet like you do a backflip or you jump no oh my god everybody knows what I'm talking about put your little feet back in time to when you jump really high off a swing and you land and the needles would go on the bottom like your feet would feel like needles were poking them and it and it would like shock you and it hurt but you like still did it calm you'd like did it over

and over and over and over again yeah I remember that very well um and doing a back flip off a swing isn't that impressive like it's actually really easy you just like like extend your arms straight the whole time or like when you're going forward you just keep your arms straight and then you lean really far back and then you're just gonna flip right over and then land on your feet anyways I feel like I'm gonna answer swings gossiping gossiping with my friends like yeah but honestly like I I don't know like I had I had my I don't know my friends I I felt like in elementary school it was a lot of like me being made fun of and all the popular people would make like they wouldn't include me in any of their games and the girls hated me and shit and I would

just be like I don't even know I'd like one best friend and us two would like keep we would like stay together but she was friends with the the bullies on the side and like and they were like neighbors and shit and then I don't know so I'm just gonna go swing I could keep going on and on and on but this is the this is the um the cool thing about doing a podcast or doing what I do here is I haven't thought about elementary school I haven't thought about these specific details in like I don't think ever like since I was doing these things so I don't know it's kind of fun oh next question what was your behavior status in the classroom um I'm fucking triggered trigger triggered right now I'm looking at one of those card pulling

systems um and we had those I think until sixth grade fifth grade I think we still had them yeah sixth grade we stopped having them and that's when you would have to pull a card if you got in trouble and then if you pulled like four you get sent to the principal's office and there's different colors it meant different things so I fucked up one time and it was in fifth grade and okay there is there is no worse feeling in your body when you're a kid in my experience and I feel like maybe you can relate to this than an adult especially a teacher being like mad at you or disappointed in you and having to like give you that little talk because I feel like for the most part everything's good they like you you have a good little

relationship and everything's like positive and fine and that one time everything shifts it's like a 180 and then your heart sinks your stomach drops and you're like oh fuck I'm in trouble and that happened to me in fifth grade because my friend Walker was talking to me where's Walker Sean I think it was Walker yeah I think we were like taking a test or whatever the fuck and or we were supposed to be quiet I think it was just like a quiet time session we were having like doing our own busy work and I remember he was talking to me and I responded back and she saw me talk and so then I had to pull a warning card it wasn't even a real card she had like these two extra cards like you get two warnings before the official card gets

pulled where you can't go to recess or whatever so um i'm gonna say green i had my i mostly was um well our first card at my school because our colors were blue and white i feel like was blue but green is the great job card on this quiz so i'm gonna pick that one um the purple was like principal's office i believe white is expelled i think you're expelled i think we had that as like a card you could pull if you fucked up that bad you get expelled there's always that one kid in class i won't say his name but there was this one kid who would literally just be like like during a test he would just be like we don't need no education we don't need no like he would sing that song during tests and fuck around like that and he

never did his homework he was never on time he just hated school he was terrible at school he had the worst handwriting in the class he like i don't even he just like didn't try at all and i was in school with him for like the whole my all of elementary because we it was like i don't know. I guess that's the same for most people. I'd like the same 30 kids in my class for K through eighth grade. It shifted and changed, but like, I'd say there was like a core 20 of us and then like 10 people would like shuffle around, come in and out or whatever. Um, but yeah, there's always that one kid and, uh, he was a little shit and I get it now. Like I get it. He was woke. He was little he's a little woke a little woke boy no no no because no Jacqueline what the why did I say

that I'm embarrassed by saying that like the thing is is I this is a this is a side tangent about like how you see the world and how everything's kind of your there's a system in place that we all have to be put through and it is what it is right but like it's all made up we don't need to do it and so like if you have your beliefs about that and you're against it and shit like you can just you'll have yeah have your beliefs and keep it to yourself but like you kind of have to fucking part of life is you just have to grit your teeth and fucking do it and put up with it because it everything it's like a machine that makes sense it all works it's all relative or whatever everything's like like just think of like how we pay our taxes and

our bills and how we just even buy shit at the grocery store and gas our cars up like there's rhythms and routines in life um that i guess what's the word we're um civilized we're um domesticated human beings i don't know but like i don't even know why like as a kid though like uh maybe his parents were feeding him the woke shit like hey like you're being brainwashed this is not you know you're not learning anything you should be taught how to do your taxes and you're being you're having to you're having to do these bullshit um tests on like I don't even know like memorization and shit and whatever okay I want to I want to change this to the next question um that's kind of where I'm at though like I disagree with a lot of ways the world works and

like how everything has been put in place but I don't just like live off the grid and say fuck it I don't you know I I just go along I I you got to it and it keeps you sane like um it just keeps you, I don't know. Yeah. It's not, I don't know. Just don't like sometimes going against the grain is a bigger hell than just going with the flow, man. You know, it's kind of just, it's a bitch about life or it's like one of the facts about life. You just got to fucking suck it up and do it. Um, anyways, I just went on this. Okay. I'm going to just change. Next question. What were you most interested in in elementary school oh I know the answer automatically uh cars cars and trucks cars and trucks horses sports glitter and glam spongebob or snacks 100 horses oh I was a

horse girl like a little well up until like I'd say yeah eighth grade yeah ish I there was a book with every horse breed in it that was it had like a diagram of like the history of the horse where it's from all the markings on it that make it unique and and like all the just a ton of breed information there's this huge book in the library I would check out over and over and over and over and over again like I would literally just keep checking out checking it out all year and I would read all of it and I would like trace the horse pictures on paper and like draw horses all the time like I drew horses I wrote like facts about horses uh from that in a notebook and I went to horse camp and I bought all the horse books at the

Scholastic Book Fair I I don't know I pretended I was a horse sometimes on at recess that was when I was really little like I wasn't doing there's always like the girls that would do that when they were in like seventh grade still and there was like a there was four girls at the school that did that and it was I mean to each their own I think those are the people that just like they're the most happy they don't give a fuck about anyone judging them they just like it's the kids and like I remember in high school we had um live action role players outside in the courtyard during lunchtime that would just like LARP around and jump around with their invisible fucking swords and just play with each like against each other and and it was like they

they literally were they were so happy they were having so much fun and we're all inside making fun of them and they don't like they're just free they're them they what is that thing I tweeted that one time I said people who are weird yeah I said people who are weird are just better at being themselves they're just really good at they're 100% who they are they're better than you and I or I feel like I'm kind of there though I mean I gotta pee so bad I've never done this Dude, pausing it right now. Never done this. Hydration multiplier packs or whatever. I feel like I'm too hydrated. Sorry. I've never done that. But anyways, um, what did I say in the beginning? I've never restarted the episode 62,000 times before. And now I've, I haven't,

well, that was the first time I peed during the episode. Um, but yeah, like, I feel like, you know I'm really letting my uh hair down I'm letting my freak freak flag fly a lot a lot of the times on the show and um am I better than you what did I say people who are weird are just better at being themselves yeah like I genuinely just don't care anymore it's not even a like I know I second guess a lot should I do it during the episode like after I say something I'm like oh why did I just say that but um I love who I am now and I just love how um I am on the other side of all of my insecurities and I don't know I just like don't care I literally just don't care I just do what I do I say what I say and I like I trail on about that kid who um I said he was like

the woke kid in class who would like suck at school and not try and like never do his homework and stuff and like I while I was trailing off and saying a lot about that I was in my head going uh you should edit this out and just like cut this and but I just kept going I kept going I don't hair. Okay. So, um, what did I answer? I was a horse girl. Dude, horse camp was so fun. Holy shit. Uh, next question. Sorry. What was your favorite popsicle flavor? Oh, cherry. These are those pops. Okay. Everyone knows these popsicles. They're wide. They're not the skinny ones. They're not the torpedoes like the rocket pops they're the wide flat ones the fruit flavored wide flat ones okay anyways um oh my god this is like I'm reminiscing like we would just have these in our

freezer all the time growing up I haven't seen these in so long cherry orange grape lime blue raspberry or watermelon so popsicle flavor I gotta pick blue raspberry man I love that blue raspberry but also cherry I was either cherry you kind of get burnt out of the other flavors it depends like if this was if this was just a classroom treat like a snack and we had these options I'd probably pick cherry honestly I would I'd pick the red one blue raspberry was so good though grape and lime those are like oh I just want to like be different I want to try something new like I haven't had lime in a while and I haven't had the lime one in a while I want to I want to try it but it's not your like OG favorite flavor orange is good too orange is good too

I'm gonna go cherry okay how long is this quiz jesus what describes your backpack best it was a plain solid color it had a colorful pattern it had your favorite tv show character on it it was on wheels it was customized with your name or used a tote bag okay what was my elementary school backpack oh yeah it was from costco i I had a Jansport from Costco that was green and white um yeah it was green yeah my siblings and I all got backpacks one year from Costco we used them for years and they were good they were like those I don't know they kind of look like something you get at like REI or it's like they look like climbing backpacks but they were smaller for kids and so mine was green and white

it was kind of ugly now that I think about it my first backpack I picked out was my glitter butterfly purple backpack I used in kindergarten and you know how like everything when you're young has a scent like I can smell it with I'm sitting here in this in San Diego I'm 20 I'm mid 20s why do I why am I shy about saying my age this year I say it all the time I'm 26 um it's because I feel like I've been robbed of a year and I just want to stay the same age for two years because, or another year because of COVID. I'm 26, but I'm, I smell it. I know what it's, my brain knows what it smells like. Just me mentioning this backpack. I know what it smells like. It's, it had this like sponginess to it. Anyways. So I had, I had a lot of backpacks, but

I'd say the main one I had was green and white. And I used like a stupid American Eagle toe bag when I was in middle school because I don't know I was like I'm oh dude rolling backpacks there's always those kids and uh it just never sounded right over that fucking asphalt over that uh playground gravel or what was it dude the the the concrete on a playground is different than um the road it's like what are they is that black it's like black um anyways yeah never had it on wheels I'd say I had a plain solid color backpack that's my answer okay next question what did you like to eat for lunch whatever they had at the cafeteria sometimes a pb pb and j sandwich leftovers from the night before lunch bowls fast food that my mom dropped off or a ham

sandwich well I've done all of this except lunch bowls I never ate a lunch bowl in my life maybe I've had like one yeah like ever I don't I know I know what a lunch bowl tastes like I'm looking at this ham and cheese one with the crackers on the side like I know what that tastes like but I never had it in school I probably had it in like during like a band trip in middle school that I bought myself at the grocery store whatever the fuck um so we would get hot lunch growing up sometimes actually sometimes it was a lot I kind of preferred that too because you get those like um dude sometimes it was good there was like always a like the pizza day was like that bullshit square pizza with a cardboard crust, but it was kind of good. And the tiny

chopped up pepperoni pieces, like the really tiny little kibble bits of it. Um, and the cheese was always like dried up and like, not, I don't know. So there was that, what would they serve on the side? Like carrots and ranch. I don't know. And then what other like good, Oh, Oh, Oh my God. I have I'm having a flashback the grossest cafeteria elementary school cafeteria food was the turkey and gravy over mashed potatoes like Jimmy my puppy uh when I first got him had really bad diarrhea and like it was super slimy and like liquidy and shit and like um there's a lot of mucus in it I know TMI but like look we're all everybody shits so even my dog um but like that is literally like when the color and

the texture of what he shit is what was on the mashed potatoes in that cafeteria like that's like there there was like chunks of turkey in it and it was but you know what it was fucking good it was fucking good it kind of was it was kind of good i still kind of i still kind of liked it the flavor was there this if you looked at it it didn't taste good but if you put it in your mouth it was like pretty good um I'm trying to think of like other lunches okay we'd have like pizza day this is so dumb we'd have like a fundraiser pizza day does anyone remember this this was like literally so I feel like this was wrong like you shouldn't like I don't know how they got away with this but you would literally like pay like your parents would pay I don't even know like maybe

like five bucks or whatever for you to get the good pizza like they'd they'd go to Costco and get like a bunch of normal pizzas for lunch sometimes and and like maybe there's ice cream too and like pop or whatever and if you paid you would get a pizza ticket you get like your own like a little raffle ticket and that's what you could eat at lunch but if you didn't if your parents couldn't afford like literally like if you didn't have money if you couldn't pay for it then you didn't get it it's not like something everyone got was like only if you donated or whatever so we would we would get that sometimes but I'm gonna answer what was what did I like to eat for lunch um I liked what my mom packed me and like sometimes she would drop off McDonald's

during Lent on Friday we would get um she would get us like once a year during Lent she would drop off fish fillets on Fridays because you know we can't we didn't eat meat on Fridays we could eat fish. And so she would do that. And that was like always a highlight. I don't know. I'm going to go, you know what? I didn't eat a ham sandwich. I'm going to answer ham sandwich. Cause that would be in my lunchbox, but it would probably be like, I loved, um, yeah, like a turkey. My mom would make the best turkey sandwiches, lettuce, tomato, turkey, mayo, mustard, sprouts, fucking maybe some cheese like simple but it's so good i gotta answer that that's my answer um pb and j kind of got old you know next question what was your favorite elementary grade

kindergarten slash first second third fourth fifth or sixth oh god um i was blissed out in kindergarten man that was like breathing for the first time I mean it was like it felt like going to Disneyland every day like everything was new I hadn't ever been around that many people and that many kids my own age before everything smelled new and different I feel like when you're a kid everything you just like you just smell everything I don't know it's like being a puppy you're taking my puppy puts everything in his mouth to like he's like discovering the world with his mouth you know um like I would like lick glue and shit and like eat crayons and like yeah anyways um just to like test it like I wasn't actually or like play-doh I'd eat play-doh

just to like test it you know like everyone have you ever eaten dirt is this normal I ate dirt uh grown up um just to taste it just to know I've eaten my own shit before I've tasted it uh like I've licked it oh my god has anyone done this what else have I done uh like as a kid I I've literally I don't think there's a single thing I've I don't think I've really tasted my own pee yeah kind of but not like intentionally like oh I'm gonna drink this no like I've never done that but I've definitely oh did I just say that for real well you know what kids are crazy and you got to figure out the world somehow and look around you. Let's do a brain experiment right now or a brain teaser

experiment. Look at any object around you in your environment right now. A pen on the table. If you're at the gym, a bumper plate or whatever, a weight. If you're in the car, your steering wheel. Okay. Look around you right now. Any object, look at it. you know what it tastes like you know exactly what it tastes like riddle me that riddle me this riddle me that like it's a it's a mind fuck we all know what everything tastes like it just I don't understand is that a conspiracy maybe okay it's because we all like put shit in our mouths as kids okay my favorite elementary grade was second grade fourth grade or sixth grade yeah third fifth and first in kindergarten i got a cut out second because

my favorite teacher miss kirkmeyer because she had two cats she brought in and our desks were were super cool um they're all different colors her classroom was the best one to go in in the whole school because she really decked it out fourth grade also my favorite classroom because my teacher was obsessed with pigs and she decorated the whole place with like pig uh tchotchkes and like stuff I don't know it was cute um and she was like a fun teacher sixth grade was also one of my favorite teachers who we but sixth grade was when we did our um our overnight no not what did we do our we went to camp our sixth grade we did like a four-day camp together and me and my friend had the same crush on us um we had the we had a crush on the

same boy and I remember fighting over it with fighting over him with her and that was like the first time I had drama with a boy and a girl like that and we had to shit in the biffy in the woods I remember that and uh we stayed in cabins and anyways um I feel like my favorite grade I had a pick though fourth grade was sick yeah fourth grade was like the perfect it was like the in-between but it was like the in-between of middle school and when you're super young in elementary school where you're kind of like you've been around the campus you know all the teachers at this point you're still kind of blissed out having fun and you're totally oblivious to like real world shit and homework isn't that hard yet like math isn't too bad I'm gonna go fourth grade

it's kind of crazy I've never unpacked this you know kindergarten though I mean definitely I feel like is it just it's a different world I mean like that was like a I can't even consider that was like going to Disneyland it's a different a whole different thing um I didn't go to I didn't go to uh what's it called I didn't go to preschool if you can't tell um skipped a grade I fucking didn't go what was your favorite PE activity next question capture the flag running the mile dodgeball four square completing the obstacle course or jump roping well we did jump roping in four square at recess we didn't really do that during pe i feel like pe dodgeball 100 that was fun as shit but also capture the flag oh wait a minute no capture the flag because oh

my god okay we would wear these belts oh my god guys you know when you haven't thought about something in so long when's the last time i wore one of these did i even wear them in high school at all oh yeah i did during powder puff okay i wasn't i wasn't that long ago we wore these same belts and powder puff in high school so i i've it's kind of been it's not been it hasn't been recent but like these belts that like have the um there's like flaps on them that hang down that you can grab and the belt will rip off so we would play capture the flag and every the two teams would be the yellow team the red team would wear the belts and then the flag would be on each end of like this giant field behind your school that we would use and you would have to like run

and try to get it but like if you got if someone pulled your belt you'd have to stop there and you're frozen I forget how it worked but like I feel like capture the flag out in that field was so fucking fun dodgeball was fun too but i feel like yeah i gotta answer capture the flag um next question what was your favorite kind of classroom of classroom party my favorite classroom party build your own ice cream sundae yep we did that pizza and a movie cupcakes for someone's birthday fucking grocery store cupcakes pajama party holiday party, root beer floats. I feel like my mom would bring in root beer floats because I did the birthday. I, cause I have a summer birthday, so I would, I didn't have it during

school. Um, do kids that don't have a birthday celebration during elementary school turn, is there like a personality trait they all have or whatever the fuck? Cause they didn't get to have that special day. Um, I always was jealous. I was like, why did, you know, cause I didn't get to have it. I didn't get to put on my own. I was in a birthday diva. Don't get me wrong. Like I still don't even care about my birthday like that. But, um, I think sometimes the teachers would do like a summer birthday. They do like a party for all the kids on one day. It's kind of fucked up, But I think my mom would always bring in root beer floats. Okay, my favorite classroom party was, I mean, the holiday parties were unmatched.

Because, you know, I think of, like, Valentine's Day. We would make our Valentine's Day boxes. Okay, did anyone else do this? I don't know if it was just my Catholic school grown-up, but we took cereal boxes. we take empty cereal boxes and cover them with paper colored paper like red pink purple um white like that was the theme like like uh valentine's day colors and we'd wrap them and then we cut out different like heart shapes and whatever all of and with uh with um more colored paper we glue them on the boxes and then we put our name on the box and i don't know

Like, we decked out the boxes basically with all this fancy shit. And then on Valentine's Day, the kids, we'd line them up in the classroom and every kid would, like, go around and drop the Valentine's, like, their little, their Valentine's, like, they go to, like, Walmart or Target or whatever. You know how you get those little two from themed, like, it would be, like, Kim Possible or whatever the fuck, or it would be, like, some sort of Disney character on it. And then you put a piece of candy, you tape it together, and you drop it in their box. so like that was always fun because that was a very like specific thing you only did once a year and there was also like treats in the classroom like those um loft house cookies and the you know like the just like sugar cookies with valentine like valentine's day themed shit everywhere and you know what i mean like it just it was it was a fucking vibe like yeah uh there was the

same thing going on for thanksgiving uh he'd wear the yeah is it canceled now like can you oh my god we would literally wear like pilgrim garb like we would put on we would like make feathered oh my god headbands can can we do that our kids doing that anymore like we make a feather you would also do like a top hat with a buckle on it like a pilgrim anyways so like those parties were always fun I'm gonna just answer this question holiday party and move on Jesus but what other holiday I'm like what other holiday parties were there um oh Halloween Halloween we would like deck out our door on our class at our classroom and like everyone would trick-or-treat there's always a

shit ton of candy in the the school during Halloween like yeah holiday parties in elementary school were the shit that's my answer that's my answer for that question this is such a long quiz I've I think three more three more okay three more I can do it what was your favorite activity in the classroom learning a lesson rehearsing for your class play working on an art project silent reading time going to the library to check out new books writing in my journal a hundred percent working on an art project a hundred percent I loved art I feel like that wasn't an option earlier from my favorite subject but like that was my favorite subject art art class anytime we could paint uh draw what watercolor uh what other art projects do we do I don't know

like paper mache. It's fun. I'm going to say working on an art project for that, for that question. What was your favorite book series? Junie B. Jones. I forgot about that book. I just, flashback, The Magic Treehouse. That's a series. Oh, this is the question is what's your favorite series a diary of a wimpy kid series of unfortunate events harry harry potter we all know i was too intimidated by the size of those books to read them so that's absolutely not the answer or percy jackson i don't know what that is i didn't read that dude i'm between series of unfortunate events or the magic tree house and honestly i started with the magic tree house that's my og series I read I gotta answer that Magic Treehouse series of unfortunate events is like better

honestly the content is better it's kind of creepy though that book that series is kind of creepy but I started off like the first book series no I read the Pony Pals that's not an option but I my first book the first book series I read were the Pony Pals Magic Treehouse and the babysitter's club and the hardy boys oh my god I read the fucking hardy boys wait I forgot about those books hardy boys

go google search it or google image it oh and those books have the blue covers on them fuck being fuck time man why can't it just be why can't we just stay in the same place I just want to go back to school now and be able I'm

gonna be a little I want to be a little kid again this sucks now I'm on a podcast seven days a week and I'm going insane okay what's happening kumbaya how would you describe yourself in elementary school final question and I can find my result of which juice box I would be based on my answers of this this is like the dumbest quiz ever So my personality, or how I would describe myself during elementary school, class clown, shy, kind, and smart, loud and popular, really serious about soccer, teacher's pet, or really into reptiles. Honestly, I feel like I was loud and popular in elementary school. Not really. I wasn't popular.

class clown that wasn't till like fucking high school not even high school end high school teacher's pet kind of like I always had a special connection with my teachers like I always was really nice to my teachers and I feel like they appreciated that and then we had this eye contact where they like they were just like thank you like fucking thank you for obeying and thank you for, um, being a good person and being a good kid. So I feel like I was teacher's pet. Honestly, every day I feel, Oh fuck. I got the answer. I clicked it. I didn't. Okay. I can't undo it honestly, but I was also kind of shy. I was teacher's pet. Yeah, I'd say that. Okay. I'm just going to own that answer. I got the final result. Here's the, the, this is the result I got

from the quiz so once again the title of the quiz was answer these questions about elementary school to see which lunchbox lunchbox juice fits your personality drum roll you got capri sun okay like Capri Sun you're a classic you have a super likable personality everyone from your landlord to your six-year-old niece loves chatting with you you have the power of knowing how to relate to others even if they are very different from you because of your ability because of your ability to make great conversation you were always popular in school while you are a social butterfly you also know how to strike a balance between socializing

working and giving yourself alone time to read okay i didn't do that right while you are social butterfly you also know how to strike a balance between socializing working and giving yourself alone time you're also really creative and you find yourself starting trends at school home, work, and in your friend circle I'm a Capri Sun okay that's the answer I just talked about elementary school for fucking two hours to figure that out

okay fun there's nothing like the betrayal and the drift of a capri sun straw when you poke it in like y'all know what i'm talking about you stick that little pointy tip at the hole like in that the part you gotta puncture and it's like bends in half and it drifts off to the side it's like nope not this time bitch and then you got to redo it and it's all bent it's all fucked up yeah that's an interesting

packaging uh design but honestly I didn't drink a lot of I kind of did I drank a lot of Capri Suns around um like after I only played soccer for a little bit like after soccer games would be like a chewy bar and a fucking Capri Sun and that was what you got after every fucking every soccer game as a little kid. Yeah. And then, uh, I was, what kind of juice boxes did I drink? I mostly had like those tree top, uh, the tree top orange or yeah. Apple juices. I don't even know what other ones there were. Now there's like honest kids or like, there's probably all these like vegan, not vegan like organic healthy kids are drinking like kale kale capri suns now I don't know um speaking of the treetop apple juice there's a tradition I've never told you guys about that my

um that Santa Claus aka my my parents my mom and dad do um or did my mom well she still kind of does this um anyways they would put a can of so in our stockings i don't even know why this is just like what they did year after year after year they'd stuff our stockings like with the stocking stocking stuffers and then the food items we would get were little orange like clementine satsumas like christmas oranges what are they called like tangerines clementines little cuties little cuties we get those little oranges and then we get a a small can not like the big cans like the small can of treetop apple juice and I swear to god like I don't think we got stockings maybe we have it in a couple years like we haven't really just done it like we used to but

like up until a couple years ago we still got we still get it my mom will still get them for us I don't know that's like the juice we would drink growing up lots of like Tropicana or like I don't even know we just we would we wouldn't have juice boxes we would drink um water and two percent milk and orange juice for breakfast and yeah so okay that's it this is a super long episode um kind of a weird one to be honest like I feel weird about it like what did I even talk about oh my new painting all my candles um like I like cleaned up my office here I uh feel good about the current times like I think things are gonna start getting a lot better I talked about oh my fucking my shrine like Jimmy's sticks that he picks up I'm like

keeping and using as decorations around my apartment and my COVID memorabilia. I want to do something with, I talk about that. Then I just did this quiz and I don't know. That's it. Episode 210. Can't believe I'm still podcasting. Can't believe it's not Butterbitch. I can't believe, like, I don't know. Some days I trip out about it. I'm like, what was my life before this like what did I do all day like what did I where did I put these thoughts I did I literally just kept them kept them in my brain but now I'm like oh I don't know Jacqueline on the episode like it's I don't know it's just like weird to think about but you know

what I it's like I got hired on the okay here's what I'll say I could be doing the exact same thing on the radio you know I could be talking for a living doing that officially but instead I'm doing a podcast I guess it's all the same I don't need to get in my head about it but and everyone everyone has everyone and their grandma has a podcast now and um I'm gonna I'm gonna outlast these bitches though doing it like people are um there I think everyone so a lot of people are starting a podcast but I think in 10 years it's gonna be interesting to see like who still doing it and I'm definitely gonna be one of those people like this is not something I'm just gonna do for a year and then never do again this is like what I'm doing for my career like

this is my personal like my own the own my own career I'm paving for myself is podcasting like there's no way I'm gonna just like dip out and never do it again no and that's why I just I don't know I know I found my passion because I can't think of wanting to do anything else and period all right happy Friday uh hope you had a great day hope you accomplished all your goals this week it's okay if you didn't I mean well you have your own standards I don't want to put mine onto yours sometimes I'm like look uh no I'm I'm a hard ass on myself but like like I said I skipped two days of yoga I skipped two days of wearing my white strips and I'm like mentally I'm hard on myself about that but like I'm not um I don't just sit and beat

myself up like you know I don't get too aggressive about it it's not that serious like we're all gonna die someday we don't need to anyways dude well I'm gonna try and do self-help inspo or whatever at the end of this happy Friday hit that subscribe button I'm here seven days a week and head over to patreon.com slash tjms to support the show and with that you'll get access to my exclusive content my behind the scenes um day in the life shit that i don't post on instagram and you'll get a shout out every friday you'll get a phone call from me if you're a top tier patron and pretty soon here i'm going to start doing live zoom hangouts so check it out over on patreon.com slash tjms all right that's it love you lots

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