The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 211- Saturdaycast: Q&A #25

Episode Date: April 5, 2021

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Hey guys, happy Saturday. It's episode 211. Welcome back to the show. Q&A number 25 let's get into it uh hi guys it's Jacqueline welcome back to the show yeah I do this every Saturday this is my uh routine I guess the one thing I keep consistent consistent about my show other than the fact I do it seven days a week is the Saturday Q&A and so I guess this means I've done it 25 weeks in a row now so um there's your Monday motivation for next week I never I haven't broken the chain yet 211 days all right um yeah I want to jump right into the questions I don't want to like babble on about like my day and like my life updates today it's like not the point of the episode but um I'm gonna let you in on a little uh this is the this is the

curveball I'm throwing today for this Q&A uh a lot of the questions you you guys asked me were personal between like us two like one-on-one like me and you and like whoever asked it a lot of them like that and so and honestly I just I don't know I found this website I was curious I was like is there a Q&A website somewhere that would be fun to go on and answer questions from so I'm gonna ambush my own episode and ask myself questions that I want to answer and not your guys I'm gonna answer like a few of yours and then do the rest on the website because I just I don't know I don't know I know is that selfish I think it is but okay first question let me just jump right into it you'll see what I mean like this is a personal question from my cousin uh she said

let me pull it up um hi Becca will you let me stay at your house in Cali and we go do fun stuff and skate occasionally she's skateboard she's really good at it um absolutely like uh I mean my micasa is what's the micasa is is tucasa is that how you say it shit yeah uh anytime sis like let's just i don't know let's make it happen book a book a flight my house is like i feel like i don't care who you are my family like you can always stay here if you want to come to california and all my all my family's in washington so i guess i'm the i'm like the sleepover spot i'm the, I'm the little vacation home for everyone to come to when they want to see palm trees. So yeah, absolutely. Uh, anytime, like you should come this summer. I feel like that'd be dope.

Next question. Another personal question. This is from Aaron. Um, should I say everyone's name? Anyways, this is a clubhouse connection. He wants to know if I'm coming to the San Diego, San Diego clubhouse, happy hour room this Tuesday at four. And I'm going to pencil you in. Um, I kind of forgot about that, not going to lie, but I will, let me get my planner here. Four o'clock, of course. I'll be there. He's a fellow podcaster. I want to check that out and see what it's all about. And then I'm probably going to meet more people from San Diego, which will be good. Question from mom. What did you get in your Easter basket as a kid? oh oh my gosh okay okay okay okay um Easter was so fun I feel like

the Easter bunny let me just like put you in my brain as a kid Santa Claus gave me this like warm and this warm and fuzzy feeling like this older man is like a kind soul who's giving me gifts and he's like a grandpa figure right and so I felt comfortable about the fact that he came into our home and dropped off presents like that felt like normal and like kind of nice and and uh like he was our family friend just like a nice sweet old man that came in the house down the chimney okay but the Easter bunny this is before I knew it was my parent my parents doing okay the easter bunny gave me like i kind of had this i don't know how to explain it i was kind of creeped out and i didn't really get it and i couldn't conceptualize like a giant easter bunny

bouncing around the house like i because at one point i swear to god like until i was in fucking sixth grade i envisioned an actual like like what you see at the mall when you go sit on the easter bunny's lap like i literally thought i literally thought not i always knew that was fake that's what's weird when you're a kid you see the Santa Claus is at the mall and you're like oh that's not Santa Claus like you know that when you're like three years old you're like oh that's just someone playing Santa Claus like I even went to this place um back home it's called the Moose Lodge and it's where a bunch of um the retired like elderly people hung out together and like danced and played bingo and shit I guess and smoked and one year it was like there was like 40 Santa

clauses at this Christmas party and a bunch of kids and it was such a mind fuck I was like we all know this but I never would I never my brain went oh well this probably means Santa isn't real I just thought they were like it was like they were acting because I did I did plays as a kid I was a little mini actress back in the day and I just thought oh they're like acting this is like I don't know a performance anyways so but yeah the Easter Bunny creeped me out let me get back to the question. And I mean, it is Easter weekend, even though I'll be doing nothing tomorrow. Um, sadly I feel like, yeah. So anyways, the, the vibe of like, so my, the Easter money would drop off our baskets and sometimes a house would be like completely covered in eggs. Like

some years it would be my my eat my parents they would cover like the entire living room with little plastic eggs and and shit and and like um fluffy stuff what's that like the stuff you have in your that's in the basket confetti shit everywhere and it was like this easter bunny wonderland that came through and like it's like that scene in elf where he's in the mall overnight and he decks the place out like that's what the easter bunny will like do overnight in our house okay anyways but the baskets were always hidden and that was my favorite part let me get to the question the question is what did I get in my Easter basket as a kid well my favorite thing is the fact they were hidden and and my sister and I always had because we were so there's two

girls and a boy in my family and for you know the kids are two girls and a boy my sister and I would have really similar baskets like we basically get the same stuff but maybe like a different pattern or color or whatever and so it was always a little game I guess I used to fucking play where I would try to wake up before she did to just scope out our baskets you know what I mean and then pick out the one I wanted like the better one in my brain and like I remember getting so like let me think about what we got in our baskets a hundred percent we got those um we get like seas I think it was seas or lint bunnies we would get a giant easter bunny like chocolate bunny always we would get like rhesus eggs uh my mom would always put you know easter

bunny my mom potato potato um she would give us these little light up like I have the hiccups I'm sorry. I just, I kind of, I'm kind of winded too. Liquid IV sponsor me. I've been drinking your, I've been drinking your shit every day and it's really good. And I feel like, I don't know, I'm a podcast host and I don't have sponsors yet. So I don't know. Ah, someone DM them or I should just be a business woman and do it myself. Or they honestly it's, I gotta be, um, like I heard Joe Rogan. I can't say it. I heard Rogan say recently, you got to be undeniable. You can't be asking for shit. You can't be asking to be on people's podcasts. Just be undeniable and they'll invite you on. And these brands will, you'll be so undeniable. They they'll

come to you. So that's kind of my evil plan. Like I don't want to put any effort in. I just want to be undeniable and hopefully it'll all work out in 10 years. Okay. All right. So anyways, fucking okay wait oh i was talking about the chocolate we would get yeah we get like easter chocolate and then like i i got a a digital watch one year is that what it's called um or or we we'd get like underwear and socks and like maybe makeup or bath and body works sprays and lotions and candles and like I don't know like girly stuff it was always like or we get like cool art supplies um that's what I would get just like it was kind of like a big um it's like what you put in a stocking just like a bunch of random cutesy little things and chocolate like it's not that but I I just love

the whole I'm this is a really long answer to this question but my favorite thing is was the like trying to find the baskets and the Easter bunny would hide it really well and then it'd be super hard to find and then I don't know you'd see it and it was like oh it was there and you're like holy shit like it kind of like I don't know it would like scare me it's like it's like when someone jumps out from behind a door that's how the baskets would be because they'd literally be hidden behind doors and like under the stairs and fucking I don't know behind the couch underneath the tables um in the closets it was fun it was like a little scavenger hunt so okay Jesus next question um harry potter or lord or lord of the rings i've never done this oh my god

literally the biggest turnoff or the biggest red flag of all time just happened i i'm a girl and i just spit uh i just spit uh i don't know what's going on i was foaming at the fucking mouth and I don't edit my show, but I have to like bring you in behind the scenes. I just got so frustrated by the amount of lubrication in my mouth. I had to fucking spit it out and that's disgusting. But hey, uh, gotta, gotta entertain the people somehow. Okay. Fuck. Yeah. I think it's like when you're, um, if you run, you do a bunch of cardio. I'm pretty, I'm pretty out of shape cardio wise right now because I just do yoga I feel like if you run you get that like you're like thirsty and you're you're foaming at the mouth and like I'm right I'm there right now

so anyways Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings next question Harry Potter so I gotta pick Potter Potter over the rings because uh you know I was uh like fourth fifth sixth seventh grade ish age when when these movies came out and Lord of the Rings is awesome like I loved it but it also terrified me and I felt like I but also Harry Potter also scared me so I don't know but I think I was more I my brain was more lit up lit up by um Harry Potter but I didn't like love either of I wasn't really I was more of a I like Star Wars that was like my favorite series like I don't know to watch I want to delete this episode I I just I just paused sort of right there and I was like wait you could just restart you could just restart this episode you answer

that Easter Bunny question a little bit too long or that that trailed on a little too much and you also started foaming at the mouth and you spit and that was disgusting and then I don't know. Okay. I'm just going to do the random question generator. That's it. I just answered, what, three questions, but I just want to read off the website now. So next question. This is on conversationstarterworld.com. It's a random question generator. Here we go. uh oh okay first question is when was the last time a stranger made your day when okay literally just tonight um I don't know I talk to I talk to new people every day because of Jimmy like when I'm on

walks and stuff like people come up to me um I don't know I guess like them complimenting my puppy isn't making my day but it's always like sweet that they're I don't know there's everyone's I guess the strangers that I met tonight made my day because they're just nice genuine people and they're I'm like there's good people in the world like I'm meeting strangers and they're reminding me that they're people are good people are good people can be genuine they can be I don't know like we can actually talk to each other and and get along and these are random people I've never met before and so like the three people i met tonight on on my uh walk with jimmy made my made my day next question okay uh think of a brand now what would an honest slogan for that brand be

oh shit there we go Charmin Ultra Strong Charmin Ultra Strong oh shit that's the slogan Charmin Ultra less is more

less is more more absorbent than the regular ripple brand for sure sure sure for sure shit yeah I'm gonna just say uh, Charmin Ultra. Oh shit. If I had a toilet paper company, I mean, we are, we are hitting the one year anniversary of the, the, uh, we are, uh, it's actually passed. We're past the one year anniversary of the toilet paper shortage. So I feel like I should just bring up toilet paper,

but yeah, if I, if I, if I had a, or no, it'd be like, it'd be like a Jacqueline's toilet paper company. Shit happens. You know, like, I don't know why that hasn't been done yet. I don't know. I'm sure. Okay. What? Anyways. Oh shit. That's my slogan. Next question. Who inspires you to be better? Um, who inspires who I was yesterday? No, I inspire myself. Other people inspire me. um this might sound kind of phony and like corny and maybe like I don't know you could think whatever you want about this but I feel like me in the future inspires me to be better

like the woman I see myself or like the woman I envision myself to be in five years and 10 years and 20 years like she inspires me to be better and so I just I just I try to do do my best to be a good person and get a little bit better every day and work on myself and keep shit uh going in my life so that woman in the future be proud I want to make my future self proud because I know now in my mid twenties, my 18 year old self would be proud of me because I put in some, I put in the work. I, I, I, I'm not giving up. I've, you know, it's life's a game. It's you and only you at the end of the day. And I feel like you can get all the inspiration online that you could possibly ever want. But, um, I don't know. I think

I get more value or more motivation out of myself, from myself than anyone else, I guess, as far as inspiration goes. Okay. I compete against myself. I guess that's what I was saying. What pets did you have while you were growing up? Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay, we got cats, dogs, bunnies, chickens, goats, sheep, ponies, horses, specifically a Shetland, an Arabian, quarter horses, thoroughbreds. I had a rat a hamster and a mouse the rat killed the hamster and then I was left with the mouse

and a rat and then the mouse died and then I just had the rat and that was for a science experiment in fifth grade I had a pet grasshopper one time that my dad made me it was suffering he made me smash it on the concrete to put it out of its misery and I still have questions about that because I feel like we could have just released him in the field and he would have been fine he would have survived in the wild but no we had to smash him and like end his life because apparently he was suffering in the jar I kept him in I had pet ladybugs I had pet um fish I had many I had a ton of goldfish in our stock tanks um donkeys no we never had donkeys that was my grandpa never had llamas that was my grandpa um

yeah I think that's it I think that covers them all okay next question what impression do you try to give when you first meet someone oh I don't want to fuck this up oh man what's like a hot answer I could answer like a snappy answer for this I guess I try to be a like the first my the first impression I like to give people is that I'm warm and I'm like, I'm inviting and I'm warm. I'm inviting. You can talk to me. I'm approachable. I know I'm listing a lot of things, but I just want to be like, I want to, I want it to feel like you're coming home. Like, I don't care who you are. A strange, a stranger on the street,

like the people I met tonight, you know, one of them was a homeless lady. She's kind of limping and she was, you know, I felt really bad for her, but I just try to make her, I try to make other people feel good and I don't know how to explain it I just want to yeah like like you're coming home to your mom I want to be your mother figure the fuck am I saying I'm not a cold-hearted aloof stoic uh resting bitch face type of chick I don't like to give off that impression I'm not like stuck up nose in the air I'm like no everyone's my best friend I'm a puppy I want to play with everyone I want to I want to talk to everyone I want to that's how that's the impression I try to leave like I'm a fun person to be around because I uh I you know I I don't

know and I also want to make other people feel good about themselves that whole thing I I put effort into that you know anyways I try to get people talking about themselves and I that's a little pro tip right right there when you're um first talking to people like let them do the talking let them have the floor and they'll feel they'll feel good and that's important because I don't know I always feel awkward when I'm the one just saying a bunch of shit I'm like I don't even know who this person is and I feel like I just said everything so anyways um still I still feel like I'm winded well what's happening dude I need to work on my cardio holy shit there's your ASMR ew um which apocalyptic dystopia do you think is most likely

I don't like that question I don't want to answer it if you go if you could go back it's my podcast like I said I'm ambushing my own episode today with my own questions that I want to answer and i don't want to answer that one because i just think like what what am i gonna say the zombie apocalypse i i'd say the most likely would be um like something like a pandemic that wipes us out like an actual like you know uh what i don't even know the fucking name of it like a black plague boobonic boobonic boobonic boobonic plague is that what it's fucking called boob bonic boob I'm so uneducated it is it's literally called the bubonic plague b-u-b-o-n-i-c so anyways yeah I feel like a plague that wipes everyone out and a pot is apocalyptic

or apocalyptic events an event where what is the apocalypse uh poc or like an alien invasion okay this okay apocalypse is the definition is the complete final destruction of the world yeah obviously i could have yeah coming the return of jesus christ which is probably gonna happen tomorrow um like for real he's coming back tomorrow like you know it's not just a celebration of the resurrection and the uh ascension of jesus christ in heaven or whatever the fuck but it's gonna be like he's actually gonna come down from the heavens and uh so all the people on tiktok are theorizing like I like how I said

I don't want to answer that question I'm still talking about it no but speaking of alien invasion all of the latest buzz I've been hearing about aliens is making it sound like they are they're here to work with us they're here

to like they want to help us it's not like it's not an aggressive thing so anyways um next question if you could go back in time as an observer no one could see you and you couldn't interact with anything when would you want to go back to so there isn't a time like a time constraint or restriction on this

I literally said yesterday I want to go back and be a fly on the wall at my elementary school and just observe the teachers and education and just like me in class and like me kissing all my teachers asses and being like super well behaved and folding my hands on my desk and tucking in my polo and being all prim and proper and I don't know just like I want to observe myself in school in elementary school and I said that yesterday so I'm but I I feel like if I could go back at any point in time in history, dude, I just want to follow Hitler around. I just want to see what, like, that's like. Oh, my God.

Wait, like, what's another? That's kind of like a weird one, but also I don't know if I'd want to do that. Honestly, I don't. Actually, I don't need to know. I can just assume what he would do all day and talk about, and that doesn't actually interest me. what's, like, a really cool time I could be, like, an observer, and be, I don't know, there's so many, like, cool eras, I don't know, like, I'm just gonna say, honestly, 1950s, 1950s, uh, sock hops, diners,

uh you know grease lightning shit like I'd like to go back to the 1950s I don't know that's what I'm just gonna answer it with that okay next question uh what is the most fun okay what is the most fun thing someone could have in their backyard oh the most fun thing I mean honestly you just need a trampoline like what would be more fun than a trampoline in a backyard okay you could say oh a pool I mean like this is dumb because you could be like oh a roller coaster I don't know I'm gonna answer trampoline like there isn't anything better especially when you're a kid than a trampoline in a backyard right like what's more fun than that I'm just

thinking like realistically what do families have in their backyard you got your you've got your swing sets your little jungle gyms you've got yeah tramps trampolines uh slip and slides and blow up pools or if your family has an in the ground pool that you've got that uh yeah I'm gonna just answer like out of all of those things I think the most fun is a trampoline yeah next question what looks delicious random question generator next question what looks delicious but tastes terrible pause

um let me think about this what looks good but tastes bad okay I am a like I don't have I'm not a picky I'm not a picky person when it comes to food like the one specific thing that I don't think tastes good is like black licorice but like what is something that looks appealing but it's not oh i mean gummy bears like i have an issue with like gummy candy it's really pretty like sour gummies gummy anything gummy and can't like that's i don't know like like sweet and sour whatever the fuck that these candies are like they look cute but i don't they actually they taste fine i just get i don't know i have like ptsd Because when I was a kid, I get headaches from eating gummy bears.

What looks, what tastes terrible but looks good? This is, why is this hard? I feel like it could be easier than I'm making it. Let's think of, like, a normal dinner. Or a food. I can't answer this. I got to ask Google. What?

Okay, let's just put this into Google. It's probably a Reddit thread. Okay, here we go. mash.com mashed not match foods that look amazing but actually taste terrible okay honestly I'm over this question but I'm just gonna find examples here durians I think that's a jack it's like a jackfruit I think it's from Thailand donut burgers yeah not a fan I just feel like why would we this one has like a chocolate oh my god no why is this a thing it's a donut hamburger donut cheeseburger looking thing with bacon red onion pickle tomato lettuce that looks like barbecue sauce and then

it's not like a glazed donut this is a chocolate donut oh my god beef and like just like beef and and chocolate cow and cacao cacao and cacao what the fuck are we doing here yeah no thanks uh that doesn't even look good uh I would just take the donut and eat it I don't I don't even I don't I'd want it separate uh oh licorice is on here I'm just gonna use that as my answer because it's on this website I was looking for more answers there's one to like to reconfirm or reaffirm my thought okay yeah licorice no thanks I'm not a fan okay next question um um oh fuck what do you least care about oh shit um

I other people's opinions about me that might that's my brand I gotta stay on brand um um yeah I'd say that's my journey that's the journey I'm on right now I think it's never a hundred percent I think because of survival or whatever and just the nature of nature there's a social hierarchy out there okay there's always I feel like somewhere deep deep down inside of me there's something I don't know if it's ego or whatever but there's always like a little trickling piece of my brain that hangs around that kind of gives a fuck what people think and it's more so like in turn I I my I care mostly in social interactions for the first time like it's about like okay when I make a first

impression when I go out in public and meet new people like I still I do give a fuck I don't want to be like if I didn't if I didn't care what other people think about me um I don't know I could I turn into like a trash bag of a human being I wouldn't shower beforehand I would uh I don't know just like strip like I don't know just like show up and strip in front of them like oh I don't care like whatever I don't even that's a stupid example but like um when it when it comes to presenting myself and um I guess being a like a a civilized human being I do consider how other people are perceiving me especially in terms of like okay yeah let's talk about business that's important you don't want to fuck up those um networking opportunities with people and

meetings and shit in person and uh anyways that's this is like obvious but when I say I don't care about other people what other people think about me it's more like I don't do I don't make choices in my life anymore based on someone else someone else's opinion like I'm not people pleasing anymore I'm not you know insecure of what I'm doing because other people will judge it or think it's weird or think I'm crazy like I don't you know all these assumptions I think when I was younger I would make all based on other people's opinions not and now I, I just stand in my own fucking, on my own podium, or whatever the fuck, I stand on my own, I stay on my ground, I'm like, this is who I am, and I live a life according to what I want

to do, and what works for me, and I don't know, take me or leave me, take my, take me or leave me I love that uh I love that I'm that type of person now because it allows me to go a hundred percent you know I think anyways that's I I just okay what do I what else do I also what's what's the question what do you least care about honestly I don't even have a specific example this can be a broad statement but I feel like there's a lot of people and this is just based off of my observations on I know it's fucking boring and annoying and redundant to constantly bring up social media but I feel like a lot of content I see on social media makes it look like these people in my age group again this is broad I can't I'm trying to think of a specific example

it's like they care about shit that I personally think doesn't matter at all based on the way they post and based on the way they like uh even talk about things on their instagram and they you know and it's like to each their own everyone do what works for you if you like something go for it but i feel like there's a lot of things people get hung up on that i personally just don't even give a fuck about because i don't think a lot of things in life matter that much like i don't put a lot of um story and meaning i don't explain it like people like here's the thing there's all these here's a here's an example I think people go to the internet for they like built their brand they build their brand over their

personal brand over around their problems and their you know anxiety and their issues and their depression and their acne and their um disorders and their and they're they're attached it's like they think it's like part of their identity and they build this like thing they build this community around it and everyone's just like yeah you know I can relate this is relatable we're all in this together bonding over it and I'm like literally this shit doesn't like I feel bad because now I'm on the other side and I've worked a lot of my own problems out um it's taken me years. Right. But now that I'm on the other side, I realized all these little like spirals and pity parties and self-loathing sessions I would have with myself and,

and like times I'd look in the mirror and just like be disgusted with myself and hate myself and pick myself apart. I'm like, literally that doesn't like to answer the question, what do you least care about that shit? I don't even, that doesn't even register anymore. I don't let my brain like especially as a woman who's got like all the common insecurities every other girl out there has like we all go through especially like body image shit I don't let it register like my brain doesn't flag it as a negative thing anymore it just is like I have these bad thoughts and I don't clock them in my brain and go okay that's uh I don't it doesn't I don't attach it to like it doesn't become like an identity thing and like how I see myself it

i just think it's on it's not useful negative like so all these accounts to me are useless i wish women especially could just snap out like it's easier said than done and i think i'm fully i'm like fully fucking out of the woods of this shit now and it's i'm maybe lucky in this way but i think people sit in their own they dig themselves into a hole and in thoughts and in in in these communities especially and it's like just don't think these thoughts just don't talk about this stuff all the time don't make this a part of your life and who you are it's I don't know how to explain it just like get busy with something else you're what you're what you focus on manifests I think a lot of times it just gets it gets worse for people because they make it a

thing they make it a thing in their life and they're attached to their diagnoses they're attached to their um you know I used to work for a company and one of the quotes you'd always talk about was like a uh like fitness health health and fitness type of company and I think the quote that would float around within the company would be um what was it like your your diagnosis is not your identity I think is yeah your diet you your diagnosis is not your identity something along those lines but people like they'll go their whole life like oh my they have oh my um I don't know my endometriosis I don't even know what's a diagnosis like am I uh mesothelioma my uh back pain my uh chronic like my chronic anxiety my chronic my depression like

whatever they've been diagnosed with they like carry on it's like a backpack they wear every day and I'm like dude just ditch the backpack don't just it's not you it's all in your head it's all a story and so to summarize uh the question I just spiraled on I got my own fucking spiral about this question the question was what do you least care about what do you care about least I feel like a lot of the negative stuff or like the I just all this shit talk that I used to care like I used to think mattered or I needed to, all the things I thought I needed to change about myself. I don't care about it or I don't think about it anymore. And I don't care about it anymore because none of them, none of it was true. It was like adding this

callous over who I was. And I think the season in my 20, the season of my twenties I'm in right now is literally shaving that callous off and taking all in like unlearning, unthinking all of these negative behaviors negative thought patterns that I've been in for so long because they were useless it's fucking useless and now you guys hear me say it all the time I'm like I just want to enjoy my life and have fun and I don't hyper I don't I don't know I don't focus on negative especially when it has to do with myself where I don't know I'm not a harsh critic like I used to be it's it's okay anyway like I have my standard I have my personal standards my personal daily competitions with like my fucking routines that are all my own that I

don't recommend to anyone else because I don't want to influence people and steer them in a different direction they should be going like I just keep it to myself but like yeah I'm personally competitive but I don't um I don't fucking know what I'm saying I'm really spiraling I'm just like I just have fun dude I just want to have fun in fact I saw there's like a movie quote I reposted yesterday that um it said that like and then someone popped off okay let me let me see if I can find it basically it was a movie quote I don't have my story up anymore and maybe I can find it because they replied to it it was like what it was about the purpose of life and this person and I and the the ending of it was

like to have fun like enjoy life and have fun that was the end of the quote and I got a risk I got a response on the story that said that disagreed and said sorry but no the whole purpose of humans is to is to take care of the earth and transform it into our home while taking care of the animals um I don't understand like so I'm just I kind of get where they're going with this it's like their version of what the purpose of life is which I think it's all subjective and it's all like it's personal it's like whatever life is what you fucking make it that's the quote but I'm looking at this going okay you can have fun taking care of the animals you can have fun making the earth our home and transforming it into a home like underneath all of that it's not

like it needs to be life needs to be work and a grind and difficult and like people makes me people make their lives so much harder than they need to be just based just by how they think this is not a self-help podcast jacqueline shut the fuck up do the next question okay next question do all people have equal value regard okay i don't want to get into that one i just feel like that's going to be another heavy answer yes all people have equal value we're all the same everybody shits everyone's gonna die we all pay taxes we all fucking want to have sex with each other and um we all drink water we all bleed the same color of blood we fucking uh we all have pinkies not everyone uh we all have uh hearts oh my god we all have

hearts oh my god everyone has a heart if you don't have a heart you're not alive dude everyone think about okay this is morbid or fucking i can't even believe my toes are my toes are curling under because i'm creeped out by the thought i just had this is a red flag first of all i'm a red flag i'm a walking red flag i'm a daily podcast host the fact i do this is red flag i'm insecure about that i don't know how to think about myself in this whole daily podcasting thing but like this is the biggest fucking red flag i think i could ever throw your way oh my god imagine seven billion hearts

just in like a football stadium just like all the hearts from the world just like in a pile that was uh is that called an intrusive thought is that what the fuck I okay yeah there's your what I thought that that might be a cool art piece something to do with like all the humans in the world and all their heart all their hearts and like a diagram of that or something like I don't know oh my god oh my god I'm literally like I my toes hurt. I like, whenever I get really like anxious or like whatever about like something I'm about to say or think, I, I don't know. Okay. Okay. Next question. Who is the most fascinating person you've met? Um, I'm going to exclude celebs because one of my biggest fears is being a

name dropper and talking about people, famous people I've met. Um, like I just keep them guessing who the fuck does she know who she connected with you'll never just guess I don't know I feel like the most fascinating person I've met I also can't say well oh is fascinating it can it be a bad thing like fascinating in a bad way oh god I don't want to answer this question okay I'm thinking of three people and I can't say any of these people one of them is famous one of them is not famous but wants to be famous and one of them is potentially listening listening to the show and I'd be embarrassed to say so next question

what the hell this is easy how many siblings do you have two uh oh I love this random dude I should just do this every Saturday instead of the asking having you guys ask questions because to be honest like not that many people ask first of all like people see that like ask a question thing and like people I'd want to have that like I want people to ask me questions and like nobody really does I'll be honest like it's kind of sad I'm like okay and then the same people always ask similar questions every single week and it's like okay. I mean, I don't even, I haven't put effort into growing the audience and I don't know what to do with that, but I just feel like this random question generator is like, it's killing it today

because I'm having fun doing these. Cause you guys ask me questions like, yeah, Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. Like, you know, it's not doing much for me. Okay. I've done this 25 weeks in a row you think by now oh my god this is so embarrassing you'd think by now I would have my podcast would be growing and I'd get a ton of I'd have more followers and more curious people asking me questions but I don't have that okay because I don't put effort into the podcast and growing it or any of that shit like I just don't so it is what it is we're uh we're hacking it we're using a website the next question is what was your first smartphone how did you feel when you got it it was the LG Voyager from Verizon it was the clap back to the iPhone that got me

so excited because of it had a touch screen on the outside and unlike the iPhone it had a keyboard it had it still had buttons inside so it flipped open and like I think a lot of people knew about the Envy it was the LG Envy phone it was like a that kind of opening like what how do you how do I describe it it was like a a flip phone but not a normal flip phone it had like a keyboard it was like a long flip phone okay anyways that was my first smartphone and I remember getting I like clipped out a magazine ad of it and I circled I like showed my parents like I'm getting this phone because I remember I didn't get my first smartphone until uh freshman year of high school

which I was kind of late because all my friends had like the razors and the what other flip phones were there like other flip phones in um like sixth seventh and eighth grade and i didn't i didn't get mine until i was in high school but yeah that was my first phone next question okay um if all of the states in the usa were represented by food what food would each state be represented by this is like a stupid fight like every doesn't every state have a state will they have like a fruit a state fruit i don't know like i'm in california i feel like we'd be avocado toast uh washington would be fucking oysters i don't know salmon apples i don't know this is a stupid question it's like for a five-year-old

next question what benefits does art provide society does art hurt society in any way um definitely inspiration and I think art art is important because it like it documents like what's happening in in time I guess like a lot of artists create their art around what's happening in the world and that's the inspiration like they get the inspiration from the times and then they create art based on that and I think that's important and it it's um and I think a great artist like this is not the question but I think a great artist has um universal appeal where no matter what continent you're on you know of them

because they appeal to seven billion people any artist like I feel like those are the artists that we all know from history and those are the artists that we like the Michael Jackson's of the world as far as like musicians go and the Picassos and you know like but what was the question does art hurt society in any way i mean dude people aren't liking fucking lil nas pole dancing to hell and and and uh twerking on satan okay they're not into that right now and that's considered art he is a musician that was a music video that that's an art piece um i don't think if i was a parent and i had a 13 year old daughter i don't know like i wouldn't want my kids to see that shit just like I said just like when uh Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion were fucking

scissoring on stage at the Grammys like does art hurt society in any way yeah I don't think that's cool like I'm not that wasn't iconic that wasn't um I don't like it's crazy how there's such a polar opposite mindset about like female uh sexuality and like expression and um female empowerment with their like by just flinging like shaking your ass and showing all your parts all the time on online and you know like it's just like it's such a what's the word dichotomy is that the word did i just use a new word dichotomy dichotomy a division or contrast between two things that are represented it as being opposed or entirely different okay whatever you get it um see how art can hurt society

to answer the question um let me think of myself as an artist right now do i appeal to seven billion people. Fuck. No shit. My only like, my only, I always go back to this. Uh, I'm just like everyone else. I'm not special. We're all the same. I think at the end of the day, like I described the hearts and the shitting and we all want to, uh, and we all drink water. What else did I say? We are all going to die. We pay taxes. Like we're all the same. We all deal with the same or very similar life shit, especially with our emotions and with relationships and our, like our primitive wants and needs, like feeding ourselves and surviving every day and just going about life. Like we're, so what I provide on the show here is my, like how I see the world and I'm just sharing my life with everyone else. But, um, I mean, it can be translated into other languages, I guess. And people would be like, yeah, I'm rocking with this chick from fucking California. Like she's, um, you know, she like, what's something I said today? they oh yeah like she's yeah I know growing up in in uh Germany yeah we had trampolines too and they were the funnest thing ever in the backyard like I don't even know was that one of the

questions I answered next I'm just gonna move on um what benefits does art provide society like I just I love art for like the way it stimulates my brain and gets me and makes me excited about living another fucking day. Like I think about this is not, that's not like a negative thing at all. It's just like when I, even down to the buildings around me and the architecture and everything, like I'm looking around my podcast desk right now and I'm like, okay, I got candles. I got a container of Vaseline I've got a blender bottle with my liquid IV in it I've got air pods I'm looking at a picture of some butterflies in it I got books with covers I've got like everything

oh an old school microphone um everything is art and I'm I think I'm highly affected by my I've always been this way my environment and just like things I if if there's chaos if things look like shit. Um, even this is, uh, maybe privilege. This is privileges as fuck of me to say, but it's 2021. If my apartment isn't fully fucking upgraded with the finishes of a modern home. And like, you know, I'm, I don't like, for example, um, what's in my, like the cabinets or fucking like from the 1940s still and I'm in a I'm living here in the city in San Diego and my apartments kind of ran down but I'm you know like I that would make me depressed like I had I chose where I live like I pick things out in my life based off of like me feeling good and or so that

I feel good and so that I feel like yep it's 2021 this makes sense everything's new and like you could go to Home Depot right now and buy this refrigerator you know or this the set of the set of cabinets here my floor or you know uh which is this it's funny I'm saying this because literally all the furniture I buy is vintage and all the shit and it's antique and it's like you know refurbished from like like from a hundred years you know what I mean like I don't know but you get it uh but the art around me inspires me and it affects me and um the question this is such a long answer. What benefits does art provide society? I mean, millions, trillions. It's fucking amazing. I love art. All right, next question. And also the live another day thing.

It's like, think of music. When you listen to music, I could keep going on and on. Podcasts, podcasters are, I feel like the podcasts I listen to are, those are art pieces. conversation artists that's what we all are those i don't know they're providing society with a lot of fucking word art jesus christ remember word art wait was that a dude on microsoft word the bubble letter art uh word what was that called yeah wasn't it wasn't it called word, word, word art. There's different, like, okay, anyways, next question, Jesus. When was the last time you sang to yourself or someone else today? I don't like this question. It gives me anxiety. As the only human left on earth,

what would you do kill myself it's like obvious um i would just want to die if i was the only human left on earth okay let's just say let's just hypothetize let's hypothesize this so i'm podcasting in san diego right now i don't want to think about this is so creepy this is so creepy so here I am on the microphone right now you're not listening because you're dead I'm the last person on earth there's no one outside my neighbors are gone or there's the cars are not moving the planes are not flying you know what oh I'm the last human I do have animals around me dude wait what animal what animals would take me in i would go to the san diego zoo

and i would hit up the apes the gorillas monkeys anything of that for any all those those kind of animals and i would no fuck that it's like okay what i realized what i realistically try to survive with the animals or kill myself this is dark I don't want to think about this but here's the thing I could just chill until I die I could live till I was 100 and survive off of the resources that everyone around me left dude I'd have to deal with so many dead bodies though oh my god like I just imagine this question

is I'm the last person here everyone else died so they're so what all of the people in the apartments around me in the city i'm living in every state in this fucking country and then every country in the world is just full of corpses and i'm the last person alive like i'd have to deal like i feel like the uh decay of these bodies and the gases that were are being released in the fucking what's the right word here that would like poison the atmosphere and i would just die from that ew if I was the last person what would I do like right now if I'd walk outside take all my clothes off and I'd shit in the street mark my territory um how much would your heart fucking stop it I would feel like I think I would just

die of a heart attack if I knew that but also like how would you know maybe the sky would part And God, like, a voice would say, hey, Jacqueline, everyone just died. It's just you, bitch. It's just you and the animals. Good luck. It's like the Hunger Games. What was the line before they all, like, made the best or survived? What the fuck was the line in the Hunger Games that they said before?

I got to look it up. The line in hunger games. It's not like live long and prosper. It's like, um, Oh, may the odds be, and may the odds be ever in your favor, in your favor. Yeah. Happy hunger games. And may the odds be ever in your favor. Yeah. So God would say that. And then I feel like I would, guys, this is so dumb. Here's the thing. This is some, this is a question. If you're if you're high as shit it's like fun to talk to your friends about and like think about but like I don't I'm not I'm just like chilling here with my fucking liquid IV I don't want to talk about this it's just getting annoying and kind of immature and corny but um I feel like yeah my stomach would drop I would feel like my heart would stop and be like oh the fuck but I'd

also be like god okay he's talking to me he's connecting I'd be like hey help me out fucking transport me to a different dimension or a different like can I time travel where there's people in life like normal again like hook me up dude or I'd just go raid area 51 and figure something out there or I'd find some oh my god dude there'd be so much fun if I had a I'm still talking about it if my brain was just super rock solid and I could grit my teeth and put my head down and just go like yeah bitch you're gonna survive this shit I would steal a car like a I would go to the military base and I would steal a jet I don't even know how to fly one bitch I would like get no I'd find uh a really cool car and I just drive around the United States and I'd

fuck shit up and I'd get I'd look behind the scenes of I'd go to the the Pentagon and I'd go go to area 51 I'd go to the White House I'd like figure shit out it'd be like national treasure except I'm on a solo mission with myself. Jesus. Okay. Next question. I could do this all night long. What's the most paranormal thing that has happened to you? Oh, God damn it. I just talked about being the last human on earth. Paranormal thing that's happened to me, I guess you could say DMT but that was not paranormal like that's just you see some crazy ass shit um I guess yeah when I did DMT like that was the craziest fucking experience I've ever had in my life compared to any other things I've ever done like that probably was the most not normal thing I've ever experienced

But paranormal, if you're talking like ghosts in the house or weird noises and shit, I guess. I don't know. I feel like my life is full of a lot of coincidences. And that's not paranormal. I don't know. I guess I've told the story to you guys before where, well, I didn't think it was a ghost. I thought there was, like, a crazy person in my house when I was home alone when I was, like, 14, and I was convinced someone was in the house, and I went and hid in a cornfield, and it turns out, like, the door just moved, and I got scared, and my dad came home and, like, was working in the pump house and the pool house, and he turned on a saw, and I was freaking out even more, but that wasn't actually paranormal. wall it was just like my old creaky house but okay next question I don't really have any

I've never like seen a ghost or like yeah um what would be the worst buy one get one free sale of all time oh like the child sex trafficking thing buy a kid get one free that'd be the worst of all time I can't think of anything worse than that dude I've been seeing so that video I don't want to talk about it guys I really don't want to talk about the border shit and what I've been seeing about and hearing about that but I think we all saw the video of the toddlers being dropped over the the wall and I'm just that that wasn't a one-off situation like that's got to be happening all the time there's probably so many more kids I mean it's fucking crazy

buy one get one free why did my I think my brain came up with that as a example as an example because of current events but what would be the worst buy one get one free free sale of all time it would have to be a negative thing it couldn't be a positive thing because if you if you bought it bought something that would positively impact your life and you got a free the same thing but free that would be a double it'd be like a bonus be like better make your life better that'd be positive so it'd have to be a negative thing what would you buy and then get something free of that would suck COVID vaccine I don't know do you even buy I don't even know how that works do you buy your vaccine

is it does it is it based off of your health insurance is it free for everyone like I honestly have zero I have no concept on how the vaccine works and how getting it and paying for it or not paying for it I don't even get it I don't get it I'm so out of the loop and I'm not an anti-vaxxer I'm just I'm a whole I'm holding out I'm not doing it I'm not getting it just I don't think I need to or I haven't even like it I heard about the vaccine and my brain didn't go like oh can't wait to get it I just I don't plan on getting it but um what would be the worst buy one get one free sale let's think of like a food item that would be a bad thing to get two of i don't know bitch this is this is tough

because a lot of things you buy and then you have a free one of it's like okay maybe an inconvenience like if it's a you bought a fucking elephant and then you got a free elephant it's like now you have two elephants and now you've you weren't prepared for the free one and you got it for free i don't know this is dumb i don't want to answer it another child childish childish question fuck next question how has society oh god it's not the question has social media been a net positive or a net negative for our society and why bitch

i gotta pick net positive or net negative oh this is one of those things where there's so many positives and so many negatives and it's split right down the fucking middle but I uh called this back in like 20 fucking I don't know I used to tweet a lot and and I don't know I put my opinion put my opinions out there and I I said something along the lines of like I don't think social media was the best forward progression for society in the 21st century like I don't feel like what did I mean by that or like I don't know if that's like word for word what I said but I feel like it's hard to imagine a world in 2021 where

profiles don't exist like you in a little circle on instagram with your picture and all your photos you've posted doesn't exist and you clicking other people's little circles and watching their stories and um watching videos on tiktok and going on facebook and like constantly keeping up with other people's lives it's hard to imagine like that not existing it's but what's crazy is that just seems so simplistic and so like yeah just shut the just shut your phone off just turn the TV off just don't look at it don't watch it and it would make it would be easy to conceptualize but unfortunately it's we're like addicted to it like it's I go on autopilot I just pick up my phone and I'm clicking and I'm tapping and I'm I don't even like I don't even know why I'm here

I'm like, what am I, I just naturally or automatically tap on Instagram and automatically will tap all my little apps. And I, so I guess let's talk about the negative side of it. obviously there's the you know it's fucking up people's mental health because of you know all of the uh everything is everyone's posting their best they're everyone's putting their best foot forward their people are filtering everything and making their life look better than you know maybe it really is or whatever and so you have a distorted perception of reality all that's the negative stuff that everyone talks about in circles i don't want to go into it but um I also think in just my from my personal experience with it it

and I'm I think I'm feeling this pretty hard now in my in my mid-20s like you feel like you're closer to people maybe than you really are because of your connection with them online and then you're not actually that close in person and in real life and I think I think that's like you don't have to put much effort into actually hanging out with people and actually because of your online relationship and it's kind of like convenient in a lot of ways or whatever and I don't know it's just life doesn't feel um is I guess like not to say real but life feels less I don't know it just feels more watered down

and more I don't know gray and less vibrant than I think it would have if we never had social media what was the question has it been a net positive or net negative I'm gonna be this bitch I'm gonna say it's been a net negative but what's wild let me go back to this um when I was thinking about a world without it so literally I work remote I know my co-workers I don't know them I don't know them in person like that's wild like my boss to me is a person on a screen like that's how that that's how we know each other and I guess this is okay what was the question social media oh that's not that's work that's not necessarily social media um if we didn't interact and have if no one had a profile

that's what I'll I'll make the I'll use this example if nobody had a profile but you had google so you googled stuff you listen to music on your spotify you yeah that's pretty much it you got your podcast apps your music apps and you google stuff and that's it and then you never see there's never a hub where everyone has a profile and you can message people social networking is do you just have your message app on your phone dude we'd be so much better off holy fuck I feel like you'd actually people would be closer you'd have you'd probably have more actual friends because you have their actual phone you're like they're they're not just some like random Instagram acquaintance it's like

oh you're actually on the phone with each other you talk to each other on the phone that's really the only place you interact I think that would be a better okay dude this is like I don't know I could talk in circles about it but uh like and then as far as dating goes yeah you'd text your girlfriends hey you know let's go out this weekend blah blah and then you'd like meet people in person get their phone numbers everything would just be texting and it would be uh yeah texting and calling it. That's it. And honestly, social media is great because then you can see, you could do your research a little bit. You can look, you can stalk people. You can kind of get a feel and a vibe for it. It honestly saves you a lot of time. Like I can feel like

whenever I see someone on a dating app or on, I can like check their Instagram and I can tell like I can get a sense of who they are from that and that's helpful but it's also like uh sometimes that can all be distorted and you get a false impression and then you think you don't like them or you think you like them more than you do just based off their fucking pictures I don't like this question next question I'm just gonna move on would you rather live full-time in an RV or full-time on a sailboat if it was a yacht i'd want to be on a yacht a sailboat those are fun for like a day sailing's fun but not i i need something automatic bitch i need a fucking i need a yacht

I need like a 60 foot yacht if I if I'm gonna live full-time anywhere it's gonna be on the water it's not gonna be in a sailboat I know that might sound pretentious or pretend what is what is it called like I'm um but I RV dude I grew up camping we all we always camped in tents but I feel like an RV would be fun as shit you just drive around and need park at places and need, oh, being on the water is so fucking amazing, full time, so you could always, like, go on land, yeah, you could just, like, sleep on your boat and, like, keep it in a marina and then just, yeah, that, yeah, and then you could have a car just like drive around and be on land but if you live in an RV you just kind of like live in

it's a shithole I don't know I'm gonna answer sailboat and I know I would rather live on live on a yacht but that's gonna be my answer okay next question how should success be measured I don't want to answer this one it's just like I don't want to it's like too serious what's the best type of cheese American cheese no um fuck my okay cheese is so good there's so many good cheeses okay this is specific to my family because this is what I think we grew up having all the time

And like, I just, it doesn't matter. I don't care if there's like a fancy French cheese or like a port salute or a fucking, and it's some fancy brie or like a soaked, like a Merlot cheese or fucking, I don't even know, like just artisan bougie cheese. my favorite on this on the cheese board the one i prefer over all of them is uh specifically tillamook extra sharp aged cheddar an aged cheddar is so good i don't know that's gonna be my answer um fresh mozzarella is really fucking good like little mozzarella the balls are good let me look up types of cheese types of cheese why can't my brain think of like a better answer no let me look up Tillamook Tillamook extra aged cheddar I went to the Tillamook factory in Oregon once and that was a lot that was a lot of fun that's a great family trip go down the Oregon coast and go to the Tillamook

factory yeah oh extra sharp white cheddar is that what it is extra sharp special reserve extra sharp i think it was a special reserve one comes in a big block um types of cheese chart oh here we go oh yeah okay here we go gouda gruyere dutch cheddar motz parm brie tofu what the fuck that's not cheese feta ricotta marsupial uh yeah i gotta stick with my guns here h cheddar from tillamook blue cheese i don't know there's so many i love i love the cheese section though in a grocery store that's like

I go there it's like when I'm in bath and body work smelling all the candles like I just stand around and look at all the cheeses and I read and I pick them I just I fucking love it and I honestly have zero cheese in my fruit I don't have any fruit cheese right now um mom I ate all of the she got me this what was it parmesan was it reggie on no no uh fuck what was it called it's in cashew pepe rigatoni fucking ricotta riga romano she got me a romano wedge at costco and i ate it all it's all gone i went through a wedge of cheese in a month that's pretty i honestly just sliced it and had it as a snack it was really good um but i don't have any cheese left in my fridge right now uh next question is this a two hour two hour podcast who's even

listening at this point okay that's a dumb one about okay what is the most beautiful view you've seen when you look me in the eyes tell me that you love me everything's all right when you're right there by my side. When you hold me in your arms, I know that it's forever. That's like an OG Jonas Brothers song. When you look me in the eyes, it sounds like a country song, but it's not. I think we all know what it's like to look in the eyes of someone you love, and there isn't anything there is no there is no view better than that uh so yeah I'd say eyeballs are the most beautiful view I've ever seen but also honestly like this is I mean I live in a beautiful place beautiful sunsets that are like a painting

i mean the view when you're in an airplane fuck man that's like i was going over to europe and like i was flying over greenland in your greenland greenland greenland or just looking out the plane and when you're up really really high um what's like another view i've seen i guess when i'm home my mom's view at her house that's like where my soul is it feels the most safe and just like calm it's when I'm at my mom's house looking out her front window that's where I grew up you know um what else yeah I'm just gonna go with the eyeballs because like that's it I feel like there isn't a better view than looking in the eyes of someone you love and that's just what it is okay not to be cheesy but that's

it. Oh, I love this question. Who are your kind of people? Uh, oh yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. So I, I, my kind of people are real they're straight shooters how do I say this what's like the vibe these people have they're just they like to fuck around and talk about funny shit and they don't take life too seriously oh yeah that's a big one my kind of people don't take life too seriously they like to have fun. They like to party. They like to fucking relax and kick back and, uh, just have a good time. And they are curious about the world. They like to talk. They like to have deep conversations and sit around a fucking fire and like, I don't know, shoot the shit. Like, I don't

know. I like my kind of people are also the kind of people that say it like it is. They don't sugarcoat anything. They're not a phony. Oh my God. Okay. My people, the kind of people I don't like are people who are phony and they're full of air and they're flighty and they're corny like they're uh they seem i don't know how to explain it like out of touch with real shit they're just they're in their own little la la land and it's like you just want to shake them i find a lot of people a lot of new people i meet i just want to shake them like stop it knock it off knock it off cut this out cut this little act out cut this little mindset weird fluffy everything's happy snappy shit out it's

life is not that sweet and maybe that's because i have fucking trauma and i'm jaded or whatever the fuck i see the world as a i don't know i guess some people have it really good and everything's happy snappy but i don't i don't get along with people where everything is happy snappy and sunshines and rainbows. I like, I like when people bitch and keep it real and we can all, uh, put our heads together and rant, get it out and, and like laugh while we're doing it. That feels good to be around those kinds of people. Like people where you, you laugh so hard, your ribs hurt, like that kind of laughter. Um, I just, you know, here's the thing about me that sucks. And I don't know, cause I'm a girl and

it's just I don't like like one time I was helping a friend move in her house and she had this she had her so I was friends with her we had like a mutual friend we became friends and then I was like unpacking her shit in her kitchen and she was moving her her stuff in her new house and her friend was all this girl that was her other friend she was really close with came over, and it was, like, so there was three of us girls, and I couldn't, I don't know how to explain this, I struggle with this a lot with, um, the, what's the question, what are your kind of people? With girls, it's, like, the, the conversation, I don't know how to explain this, it gets so, like,

I'm just not, I'm not a little, I guess, I don't know, they're like, yeah, it's all, like, fluffy and fun, and they're just, they turn into little, like, tinkerbells, and I don't turn into a tinkerbell ever, and I, I don't know, and I have a hard time with, like, with girls, and talking to girls when, especially when I first meet new girls, and it's just, like, so many compliments, and, like, oh my god, I'm just, like, I'm scared, like why are you acting like that tone it down just don't I don't know am I an alpha chick or what is that called when you're like a girl that um I don't want to say that Jesus I'm not because the thing is in my life I always have had really good type girl relationships it just sucks that

after I moved to San Diego that really isn't like I just haven't found my people yet and so I don't know and the ones I have come across it's usually like we're drunk I'm at a party I'm at a house I'm meeting these random girls and it just it's like that everyone just kissing each other's asses and being kind of fake like that and it's just like a sizing up situation you're in and that doesn't represent who they are when we're probably just having a slumber party you know what I mean but like that's the impression I get and that's why I feel like I do I don't I have a hard time getting, getting along with, um, girls sometimes because of that. And it's all in my head. It's all fucking stupid, but my kind of people are what I said in the beginning of this

question. I just need to move on. Um, oh, this is about what I'm looking for in a partner. I don't want to answer that. What's weird about, I don't know. Cause I feel like I talk, I, I, I don't know. I've said my list before and it's very simple i'm a simple woman whatever what i'm looking for in a what was the question what are you looking for in a significant other besides looks um dick size no that's looks um fucking not at all that's such a lie that whole like bigger is better shit not always dude not always if you're if you're I feel like I've my male audience is their their ears just perked up

they're all excited now look it's true I think you maybe maybe you've heard that before but uh don't be insecure about that I mean like look there's it's different for everyone I guess as far as girls go but I'm not it's not a letdown if you're not I don't want to get into a dick size. I'm like, okay, why am I on this tangent? But, oh my God. Um, but bigger is not always better. That's, that's all. That's what I'll say about that. What am I? Oh, I was going to answer what I'm looking for in a partner. That's not looks, um, like gentleness. Like they're, they're like physically strong and they can take care of me and protect me. Right. But they're gentle and they're kind and they're, you know what I mean? Like, they have that. That's a huge thing

for me. Like, I don't want to feel, I want to feel safe around you. That's my favorite thing a man can do. Or, okay, one of my favorite things a man can do for me, what am I saying, is, like, make me feel safe and comfortable around them. I don't know how to explain it. where I and honestly like that would be so nice like I'm thinking right now I'm like look there's really nothing like that having a partner especially if we live together and I've been in that situation before but like that was the whole thing um but when you're dating like you just have that protection and that like comfort around you I don't know and you feel like if someone fucking broke in your you're like if someone broke in my apartment right now I just got Jim

i have jimmy and he can't he can't do much with his little baby teeth and he's losing them all right now and he's he looks like an old person with fucking dentures like he has no teeth it's just like ridiculous i couldn't save myself i don't know but if i had a man here you know what i mean so yeah i like my what am i looking for protection or what did i say gentle giant um they got it they can't they can't just be a heart like I don't want a super loud mouth tough guy who's just like I don't know the big ego like I don't need that I like they might look like that on the on the outside they might be like a tall strong looking dude but they're not they don't treat me with a lot of like like brute force and

like um they're kind and gentle and sweet down deep okay that's what I'm looking for I'm also looking for someone who um I don't know what I'm not prepared for this answer I could talk about like oh trustworthiness loyalty just because that's what I've given a relationship and I'd expect it in return and I've had issues with that in the past like I don't understand so when I date someone like when it's official and I'm considered your you call me your girlfriend like once it's that and I'm calling you my boyfriend like I I've said this so many times I mentally go like I am going and I'm going a hundred percent with you and giving and putting in maximum effort into this

relationship until we die like that's how we're and I and if it if shit explodes and things don't work out we'll we'll find that out at some point but for the most part it's just me and you and that's what my brain does I like lock into the person and I'm like it's just that's what I I don't know I've always been that way and I think that's why I always get my little heartbroken because, um, I don't, it's not reciprocated or whatever. And they're not on the same page about that. And they're like, well, I'm just dating you and you know, we'll see where this goes, but I don't really think it's, you know, they like jump in with one foot in one foot out with hose on the side. You know what I mean? They're just like still fucking around and they're

not fully committed like they said they were and then I get I don't know I die for the I don't know I'm just such a what do you call it I'm a I like love hard or I'm I just take it seriously like I just really want to give someone everything in a relationship I don't want to half-ass it I don't want to and i get excited about that like finally so and then i it's so much better that way when both people are just like fuck yeah we're doing this we're gonna like fight hard to make this work work out or not fight hard what am i fucking saying we're gonna give it our all bitch we're gonna be good to each other and then i don't know my best breakups are usually when it's just like a mutual like this isn't working out thing and it's not a fucking cheating situation

or uh you know and then that's a good thing because i feel like we both knew at the end like we tried our best and we you know we yeah okay next question jesus i'm gonna answer one more i feel like this is a two-hour episode i have no concept of time tonight so um let's pick a good one i'm gonna keep generating a new question till i like one these are really long questions all of a sudden do you think war is inevitable or can it be ended completely it's inevitable

look at fucking history it's never gonna end that was my last question though what are some website this is the last question what are some websites you used to use all the time but have stopped using um pornhub.com no i don't watch porn uh tiny hello what's that tiny helicopter game tiny helicopter that's a website in in school I would always um I'd always go to tiny yeah helicopter game I don't know there's like a lot of websites from

this is a stupid question but like I feel like there are a lot of random websites in high school I would go to that I'd never go to anymore oh like defont.com whenever I would do photoshopping defunct.com um oh and i i know a fun website for you this is why i'm broke.com this is why i'm broke.com there's a bunch of random gifts and shit like diy vasectomy kit okay taco holder butt plug okay why are all these i don't remember them being this sexual led face changing mask it's just like gag gifts um prank money wads the impossible table there's really cool like there's really cool stuff on here you kind of have to weed out the sexual shit but um a cheese printer for example

anyways I don't know that's fine okay this is the end of Q&A number 25 I feel like I rambled on a lot but and I did my own thing with this random question generator but you know what it's done I did it this episode is I feel why do I feel like it lasted two hours it's over it's done I'm not gonna answer any more questions and I don't know next week I'll actually I'll complete the list of questions you guys asked but I also just want you to come prepared with quality and something that is worth my time like questions worth my I don't know that's like super rude of me to say honestly you can ask me whatever you want but sometimes I feel like if it's a I don't know it can be like or you know should I take questions in email form where you guys can submit

like dear debbie shit what's that dear like if you have a if you have a situation you need help with and you need you need to write out like the whole whole thing in long form instead of the little q a box on my instagram like if i don't know should i have people submit emails and answer people's life issues or give my life advice i don't know that could be a theme of the show. I could do that once a month or once a week. Happy Saturday. This is the end of the episode. Holy shit. I got, I'm out of water. I'm really, I'm really thirsty. I had a great day. Hope you had a great day. And I hope you enjoyed this episode. What am I saying? Hit that subscribe button. I'm here seven days a week. And if you want to support the show and get access to more

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