The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 214- Building My Dream Man

Episode Date: April 8, 2021

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Hey guys, happy Tuesday. It's episode 214. Welcome back to the show. hey guys so today's episode and tomorrow's episode are officially going to be my spring break shows where I, they're complete cop-outs. Okay. I'm going to do two days of exclusively Buzzfeed quizzes. Today's episode, the theme of it is going to be, uh, the title of the quiz is put together a dream boyfriend and we'll reveal which fictional man is your soulmate. So that's going to be, it's like, it's going to be fun today, but I'm not going to update you on my life I think the only two updates I have though let me just insert them really quick are um my feet hurt I wore a new pair of sandals on my walk with Jimmy tonight and

they my feet hurt like shit right now they hurt like hell and I bought new treats for Jimmy with salmon in them there you go two life updates short and sweet that's it I literally just want to start this and do the quiz like cut to the chase Jacqueline start the quiz yeah I declared I'm going on a spring break and it is what it is it's my show I talk about whatever I want um this is actually really um I guess I could do another life update I'm eating wine for dinner currently I just did 90 minutes of yoga and for whatever reason I don't really get hungry after I do yoga and I'm like well it would be nice to just drink some wine in podcasts. So you know what? That's what it's like living, living on your own, doing your own

thing as a 26 year old woman. Fuck it. You know, it's, it's one of those nights I'm drinking wine and I'm going on buzzfeed.com to do a quiz on like building a dream boyfriend. And I'm sharing it with you guys. Like, honestly, this is my dream. I love podcasting. This is my dream life dream career. I'm having fun. I'm having fun. This is called, um, this, this wine is called mystified it's a blend it's a red blend it's pretty good I just took a sip of it if you if you're uh curious how how far along I am in the in the the wine I only drink a glass if I have a glass of wine it's a glass of wine I don't do the whole like I fucking like I don't drink a half a bottle a bottle of wine in a sitting I don't even understand how people do that how do you function

the next day how do you not how does your brain not explode the next day because honestly I know I'm going to wake up. I'm going to take a shit ton of vitamins and drink a liquid IV, but I'm probably going to wake up with a baby headache, but it's all good. I'm just, you know, it is what it is. Uh, here we go. Put together a dream boyfriend and we'll reveal which fictional man is your soulmate. Uh, first question. Fuck it. I'm on spring break. Let's just do this. ah pick a height oh six two five eight around my height is fine or I don't care you guys know my height range I have to pick six two because it's within my height range um all of my exes are six four

sorry and i this is fucked up okay this is really fucked up because you know on hinge you can like put in a height preference i do that and that's literally okay i have gone on many first dates i've i've i've met a ton of men in my life like going out and everything and i don't understand myself i don't understand my dna and how i've how i was created but when i am eye to eye with a man i don't i'm not i'm not even a little bit attracted to them like if i'm the same height as you or if i'm just slightly looking up just like you're like five eight i don't find you attractive and i can't help that it's like i'm physically like i don't even consider you an option like I don't even is that I know that's fucked up but whatever but hey

whenever there's so whenever I'm in a bar or a club or whatever whatever whenever I'm out I could be at a restaurant I could be at Walmart I could be at Vons like it doesn't matter where I'm at and I I see a man like I know what six three six four I know what that looks like six five is I still pushing it but I see it and I know it and they stand out and then I'm like instantly super attracted that I'm attracted to them because they're fucking tall and I just I don't know I'm drawn to them and they stand out in a crowd especially if you're at a bar like every guy I'll be like you know six feet ish 510 six to six feet six two maybe but then there's like that one guy those or a couple guys that are over six they're like six three six four and i'm like

that those are literally the only guys this is so i'm just i'm being very honest right now i'm letting you into my brain and as a woman and what and just something about me but i those are like the only two people i'll want to go talk to i know i know i know that i know a lot of people are pissed off right now but i'm being honest I'm going to pick the answer, 6-2. Moving on. What would he wear on a casual outing? I have to pick his outfit. Basketball jersey and jeans. Cargo pants. Shirt sleeves and trousers. What? He's wearing suspenders in the picture. Okay. White tee and jeans. Black tee and jeans. Ooh, polo shirts and khakis. Okay. So instantly I'm drawn to the white

tee or the black tee. Um, on a casual outing, I'm going to pick, I love a black tee and jeans, but I also love a white tee and jeans. Do you guys, you guys know, I don't think I've said this before. Maybe I have. If you're a man by yourself, or you probably already, you might already own one like whatever I feel like it's a common shirt a lot of guys have but every time I see a guy in a long sleeve gray shirt like a gray I guess what is the technical name for it Henley Henley t-shirt it's kind of got like a little button situation on the top yeah gray Henley gray long sleeve Henley men let me put in men I'm just getting women's pictures of women in them

yeah okay there we go gray long sleeve Henley t-shirts are the hottest thing a man can wear I don't understand why but every time I see a man in that type of shirt there's something about the gray it makes him look cozy I love a man in long sleeves I don't understand myself again it's just my brain it's how I was so it's how I was how God created me I don't know white's cool too like if you have like a cream or like a white long sleeve shirt I think it's because you look really cozy and I just want to go cuddle with you like that that's what I like that's how I feel when I see you in those types of shirts um damn I'm looking on google images right now yep confirmed I don't know why and honestly like

a white tee is great black tees are great but this is next level and also if they have a little bit of a texture on them like a kind of like a waffle I don't know the technical name for it but like kind of like a little um waffle weave it's great get yourself a gray long sleeve okay next question did I piss anyone off about the height thing do any girls out there listening feel that or are they like that I think it's I think it's person to person but I can confirm every time I've been out with a group of people uh you know in a social setting and I'm just out you know meeting people for the first time the super tall guys are the ones I'm fucking drawn to and I don't know why. I just am. Okay. Moving on. Um, pick some shoes for him. Okay. Uh, combat boots. Wait,

did I pick the last question? Oh, I didn't. I'm going to do black tea and jeans for the casual look. Uh, next question. Pick some shoes for him. Combat boots, loafers, sneakers, hiking boots leather shoes leather boots oh okay honestly so there's a picture of jordan's not super into honestly i don't love it depends i feel like guys dress themselves so like how do i explain this I just like basic bitch clothing on men like I don't need you to wear street wear with all these like logos and chains and baggy sweats and big ass hoodies with like dragons on them and weird

prints and colors like I'm not super attracted to that I'm attracted like if you're if you dress like that just that's my preference but if you wear simple like basic shit like like I said like plain tees and jeans that fit nice and you have a nice pair of shoes on like that's super that's super hot to me I like a man in plain outfits and I hate a ton of jewelry a ton of jewelry too much jewelry is not okay like if you're a man and your necklace goes down to your tits like what are you doing I'm not into that um I don't know I know I'm being super picky on this episode but I can't it's my show I'm being I'm literally letting you inside of my female brain and being like raw about this I'm not trying to make everyone happy so I have to pick shoes um

pick some shoes for him I'm gonna go the hiking boots are cool the picture of the hiking boots are cool leather boots leather shoes loafers okay wait there's something hot about a man in loafers and like a button down shirt and glasses. I was in Vegas one time and okay. Rich people look like super rich people dress certain, like, I don't know how to explain this, but when you're in person, like I was in Vegas at, um, was it excess? Was it the, yeah, I was at, I was at excess, um, at the pool and there was this, this private, you know how they have like the ropes and then the what are they called the fucking private tables you have to pay like five grand for yeah so I just like walked by a group of a bunch of guys and they just I it was

the details it was just like day out like the the accessories they had on like I guess the glass like the they literally were wearing like reading glasses and they had like the most amazing loafers and their shirts were so crisp and like they just looked fucking rich I can't describe it but like in person clothes can look like whenever I can't it's like they were ironed with cornstarch like they're all the clothes are super crisp and fresh and like I don't know how to explain it but when you're in person with uh when you're in person with a bunch of like maybe it was because there's there's like 10 of them together it just felt different than when you go to like a bar in like a random small town and you see a bunch of dudes in like hoodies and just t-shirts it's like it

doesn't feel you know what i mean but obviously we're in vegas it's everyone's dressed into the nines and looking hot but um there was something about the loafers and the glasses and the button down shirt i was like okay that's fucking hot and i think it reminds me of like something george Clooney would wear in like a movie when he's like on a yacht and it's, or like Wolf of Wall Street, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know. It just did something to me when I saw it. And I still remember that moment. But anyways, um, I'm going to pick, I think I'm going to pick, uh, leather boots. I do like a leather shoe, a leather boot on a man. I do. Um, okay. Where do you meet? Next question.

Grocery store, support group, an AA meeting, the bar, a bakery, a nightclub, or the library? I mean, realistically, I'm meeting you at the bar. My fantasy, like, I'd love to meet someone at a grocery store. I just think that would be so hot. Bakery, I don't really visit bakeries very often. I would say probably not the library. and I don't like the night, I'm not a nightclub person, I just, I feel like, you know, I'm craving it now, I'll be honest, like, all I want to do is twerk in the club,

and, like, go out, and have, like, a super fucked up, excuse me, I want to have a super, you know, classic get shit face night out at a club, but, like, I don't, I don't love it, actually, it's just, like, a one and done situation, I don't need to do it all the time, I don't need to do it every weekend. Like a couple times a year. My favorite thing is like I love a Vegas trip once a year where you go all out and you go to the clubs and you do that. But I don't need to do that all the time. It's not a lifestyle for me.

But even now I feel kind of exhausted of it. But I don't know. I haven't done it in a while because of COVID and everything was shut down. So I could totally go for that again. But I'm going to meet you at a support group because we're alcoholics because I'm drinking wine right now. I feel like an alcoholic because I didn't eat dinner. I fucking, I literally did 90 minutes of yoga and now I'm drinking wine. Am I okay? Am I like, I feel fine. Mental health, solid. I'm super happy lately. I don't know. Like I said, sometimes I do yoga and I can't eat after

like, I feel like I, and I did it too late. So then I'm, oh fuck. Jimmy, what is that in your mouth is that my bra come here what is that here he always gets my underwear my bras and it's just like dude are those my Calvin Klein underwear he's got my Calvin I gotta I gotta stop him from doing this not my Calvin's not my Calvin Klein's that's one of my favorite thongs okay sorry um okay I'm gonna meet you I'm gonna be realistic here I'm meeting you at the bar okay next question what's his pickup line um fuck I'd like to share my turnips with you okay um dot dot dot hi question mark what's that first one I'd like to share my turnips turnips with you

it's just like I don't I don't I mean what the fuck okay the third one is you must allow me to tell you how to ardently what the okay you must allow me to tell you how ardently I want to take you out I what the fuck or I like your boots um I like the um high because okay I met you at the bar you're wearing a black t-shirt and jeans and leather boots and what was the other part um I'm building my dream boyfriend that's his quiz you're six two but I that's like within range you could be taller than that um I'm so fucking annoying I like the um high because whenever I'm like super attracted to someone like when you're really like when you see someone and it's just like a you know that you you feel that like chemical reaction happening in between you two

you're like almost speechless because you think they're so hot and they think you're so hot and then you're just like holy shit hi that is like the best type of pickup line where you just literally say hi and then you're excited to talk to each other so I'm gonna pick that I don't need a cheesy pickup line I don't do well with those I don't really I mean I get them all I mean I feel like that those are it's hit and miss um what's like a good pickup line that's something that doesn't come across like a pickup line I just like when guys are straight up about hey I think you're I think you're gorgeous and I wanted to come say hi like just say that or whatever just be straightforward okay Jimmy's bleeding okay hey are you okay I'm looking I literally dropped a

hand towel on the floor outside and then it's a white one it's covered in fucking blood Jimmy are you okay oh shit he's losing teeth left and right right now buddy oh I'm gonna get him a nice cube did he lose a tooth I bet I'll find a tooth on the floor he's bleeding really bad come here bud let me get you a nice cube that'll help soothe his mouth you guys know I'm a I'm a mobile podcast I'm a mobile podcaster because I have my microphone on my head I'm wearing a headset like Britney Spears okay Jimmy come here here bud let me see I gotta look in his mouth come here what tooth did you lose oh did it just fall out oh yeah it was the one on the corner there you go that'll soothe you there you go he's losing so many teeth but yeah the white towel that I um

I gave him just to like chew on because I don't care looks like uh I don't know it looks like there's just a lot of blood on it so anyways okay pick a blind I chose is um dot dot dot hi question mark okay next question what does he bring on your first date a book a cupcake tulips beef jerky a magical item what the fuck or nothing gifts are weird our first date I don't want a gift um I mean yeah like I don't I don't need you to bring me a gift on the first date like flower flowers would be the only thing I think would be acceptable I mean if you brought if you brought beef jerky as a snack like that might be funny but um if you show up to my house with a fucking

cupcake on my first on our first date like that would just make me I or a book I mean what's happening a magical item what would that be I don't know I would say like a gift's cute but not at first like I just want to I just don't want you to do anything cheesy at first I want you I want you to be normal I want you to take me out and so I'm going to say nothing gifts are weird. Okay. Next question. Where is the date? Bookstore, hiking, paintball. Oh shit. A cafe, a picnic or a movie. Okay. Not the, not the bookstore or the cafe. Um, movie first dates are, I mean, the thing about movies is you're sitting side by side and you're not really interacting and talking to them and then you watch the whole movie and it's just like

like I need I don't know I don't like movie dates I don't hate them I just don't like for what is this a first date yeah where's this first date I mean a hike would be cool um picnic would be cool paintball would be sick but I feel like I'd get fucked up and you try to I don't know that'd be that would be fun I don't know about the first date though I'd be down for any of these to be honest but I just want to sit and talk to you so honestly the cafe would make sense or a picnic yeah like we could just go sit on some grass that might be fun and drink some wine I'm gonna do picnic I don't know I feel like being a little romantic fucking snowflake right now. Okay. Next question. You've been together for a while. Where's your first vacation? Ooh.

England. I'm looking at a picture of London, Venice, Italy, a new England, a new England cabin, Amsterdam, camping, or an adventure tour in Costa Rica. our first vacation I feel like camping we're gonna just do that and that's not gonna feel like a vacay that's just gonna be a regular thing we do um that'll be like a weekend thing we do camping and we'll stay at Airbnb's like the New England cabin is like it's not really a vacation I'm thinking we got to go abroad and I'm gonna okay I personally love London and I would love to go. I will. So my dream is to like, whoever I seriously date next, we're going to travel the world. We're going to like go to cities and stay in cool hotels and places together. And we're

going to like explore the world together. I just really can't, I can't wait to do that. That's honestly like what I'm, that's part of the, I know that's in my future and that's what I'm looking for. Like, that's what I'm excited to do with a boyfriend in the future. So anyways, um, i'd love to take or i'd love if a guy took me to london excuse me i'm not taking him there and then we i would like show him around because i know it's super well but i'd honestly i feel like i'd want to go our first vacation i'd want to go to italy i fucking love italy i'm gonna go venice um for that answer next question oh jesus no no uh jimmy's ripping apart an amazon package

god he's bleeding bad it's really it's sad I know he's probably in a little pain but he he the ice cubes help him I also have teething treats I should get him okay next question what's his favorite musical genre oh easy answer where is it oh classical punk rock soft pop classic rock folk or indie um y'all know I like country boys but there isn't a country category here I'm gonna go classic rock out of all these um punk rock classic uh soft pop no indie fuck no I don't love indie music I don't get it I don't vibe it like doesn't do anything to my body when I hear it like I don't feel good I just feel annoyed by indie music most of it okay next question um how does he propose holy shit I thought we were just

talking about my dream boyfriend I didn't realize I'm getting married okay um this is a little too soon a little too much I don't want to think about this fuck uh how does he propose I I'm not by the way I'm not one of those girls who dreams about her wedding thinks about weddings thinks about my ring thinks about my wedding dress thinks about and like dreams about that shit I've literally never thought about it or like I know I tell you guys all the time like you know someday I'd like to get married and have a family but it's not something I fantasize about like I don't I don't know because I I don't know I just don't that's it okay so how does he propose and this is another thing I haven't thought about um he takes you on a scenic

a scenic nature walk and does it in the woods oh he bakes the ring into a cupcake uh fucking gay as shit i would never if a guy did that it'd be fucking turned off as i would not anything like why so men with baked goods like i was on a date one okay so in yeah in college i was dating this guy for a little bit and i remember we like like we went to the starbucks drive there in the morning and i was just like i want coffee right he got a full-on fucking cheese danish and some other shit like a croissant and like a fucking vanilla latte sugary thing and um he like it was just i don't know what it is but when a guy is just like consuming sweets in front of me like and i'm not part of it and I don't know what like that's fucked up I don't know what it does or I know

what it does it like it makes me feel I don't know like if we're in France and we're getting breakfast and we're both eating croissants and bread and butter and and coffee like that's a whole situation but like if you're just gonna go through the Starbucks drive-thru and load up on fucking pastries at 7 a.m like I don't know I don't get it I'm like get the egg bites okay if you're gonna do that or get some like like get a breakfast sandwich something normal okay like it's it's like he's on his period okay it's like he's a fucking he's going through he's going through a cycle it's that time of the month he needs his sweets like seven in the morning and it was like a combination of the sweet coffee but like I get black coffee okay I'm a black coffee

bitch I'm a cold brew bitch I like um if anything I drink almond milk lattes if they're iced which is simple okay but I don't know so it just like rubbed me the wrong way so yeah back to this proposing question if he bakes a ring into my cupcake I'm just I don't know absolutely not um next next one is we both knew it was coming and it's just a matter of formality that's not a way he proposes it's just it was just a matter of formality why don't I get that okay the next one is in the greenhouse where you had your first date picnic and all oh Jesus um he tells you he loves you and nothing else matters and he gives you the ring simple I don't hate that one or he doesn't propose you ask if he wants to get hitched

he shrugs and that's that. I mean, this question is if he like, how does he propose? I got to assume he's going to propose. So I think we're either going to take a scenic nature walk in the woods and he's going to propose to me by the water. Cause there's like a picture of a beach here, or he's going to tell me he loves me and gives me the ring and in a simple setting. I think I like that one. I don't need a lot of pomp and circumstance. I don't need a big event. I don't I don't need you to bake me cupcakes um yeah I would just want a man to be super like one-on-one with me and tells me that and proposes I mean obviously like it'd be cool to do it at a place that's memorable like that's meaningful to us but I don't know why if he does it in the woods

like that would have to be I don't know it'd have to be like a really cool place that we both have been to before but I'm gonna just go with the simple like he tells me he loves me and nothing okay he just he just gives me the ring that's the one I'm gonna pick okay now I gotta pick a wedding outfit oh fuck okay um wait I think this is like an all-inclusive quiz because I feel like lesbians would wear these suits that's that are in the pictures here or in like trousers and then there's a white dress obviously like a wedding dress and then there's just a pair of ripped jeans that a girl wears this is for the girl's outfit so I'm gonna obviously pick the white dress like obviously okay next question what about his wedding outfit okay a man in a flannel

no a white tux a gray tux or a black tux oh I just imagined like I just imagined a hot boy in a tux like I just love that I love a man in a tux it's so so hot um I'm gonna go black tux classic he's wearing a bow tie in the picture yeah I'm gonna go black tux okay choose a wedding appetizer. Ooh, I didn't realize. So this was me. This whole quiz is about me picking up my dream boyfriend and now we're getting married. Like this is not what I expected. This is taking me on a ride. Okay. Choose a wedding appetizer, stew, caprese sandwiches, bread rolls, meat pies, sliders or tomato soup a wedding appetizer I feel like the soupy stew ones would be kind of a weird appetizer like you want something that you

can just kind of the sliders look good as fuck um I love bread bread rolls would be good meat pie meat pies like if we're eloping in England like that would be on theme get that we get we can get some sausage rolls and some meat pies and some mints what are they called some mints meat pies I don't know um I think the caprese sandwiches look good and I fucking love caprese anything so I'm gonna go with that okay where will we live oh now we're picking our home oh my gosh I've okay the thing about this quiz is I've never put my mind in this place before and I feel uncomfortable about thinking about the future and dating like having a boyfriend and then getting married like i just it's just a lot it's a lot to think about right now and i'm also kind of anxious but i'm

just anxious i don't know um it's like something i want but i'm not i haven't like thought it through like this before okay where will we live a farmhouse on the edge of the woods a sunny suburban house a swanky new york loft a victorian manor in london a cheap studio or a cute cabin you guys know i want to fucking i just want some property i want some fucking farmland i mean i just want i feel like the farmhouse on the edge of the wood sounds like a dope situation like a dope setting um but not out in the middle of nowhere if you know what i mean like there it would just be a cool piece of land but tucked in a like in a area with a lot with like we gotta have target close by okay we gotta have costco close by you know we need we need like

our normal shopping shit around us somewhere um i love i feel like yeah the farmhouse on the edge of the woods the cute cabin i love i follow a hashtag on instagram called cabin life and just go follow that hashtag like the there's so many cool cabins people live in and it reminds They have like Lord of the Rings and shit. I can't explain it. I don't know. But it's like, it's just super cozy looking and everything's wood and there's like cute little fires and everything's like rustic inside.

I'm going to go farmhouse on the edge of the woods. Okay. Finally pick a ring. This is the last question. Okay. Finally. Okay. Finally pick a ring.

so there's just like a silver band a simple silver band a gold band a ring that looks like harry potter and then a literal diamond ring that's like a for a woman so i'm picking like i said this is all inclusive wait i think this is because wait a gay guy could do this quiz or a like some if you're a lesbian you could do this quiz and it would wait pick your a dream boyfriend oh so this is for the gays and the girls okay so that's why they included like rings that guys would wear I guess I'm just gonna pick the diamond ring because that's what I would okay so I got my result holy shit I don't understand what did I what did I initially set out to find out about this quiz pick a put together a dream boyfriend and we'll

reveal which fictional man is your soulmate? Well, here we go. The answer I got, the result from this quiz is John Ambrose. Don't know who that is. I do not recognize his face in the picture here. This is like not what I picked. It says, get ready for a montage of indie music, puke picnics okay tulips and surprises you and john ambrose would live in seattle washington interesting that's where i come from and have a love that blooms for ages let me look him up let me look him up john ambrose do you guys know who that is jimmy what are you eating oh he destroyed the amazon package i'm starting to realize he's almost five months old um i'm starting to realize his destructive his destructive behavior is

accelerating to a like a new it's like everything is exponentially like his the way he destroys packages and boxes and all this kind of shit in the house and the furniture is exponentially worse than it was when I first got him because he's finally getting his big boy teeth and he's got more power and he's everything about him is bigger and bolder and more you know strong and um I've never seen a package get destroyed in so many little pieces like that and anyways i'm starting to like feel his size it's like okay he's a big kid now and he can fucking he can tear shit up here what is he eating oh plastic you know what all right anyways um um john ambrose looks 14 how old is this guy let me do let me get to his imdb

why did but like why is this my my literally my I built my dream boyfriend I got this I'm I'm not satisfied and I don't think he's that cute or anything like I don't really Wikipedia Johnny John this is not him that's an old man there's another John Ambrose it's like gray-haired and old John Ambrose Netflix I think he's in PS I love you all right he's in PS I love you okay so anyways that that's the quiz uh I hope you guys enjoyed this like I said I'm on spring break I'm just this is a day one of my uh cop out episodes where I just do a quiz and I post it and I'm like that's that's it normally I ramble on I ran I talk about current events pop culture

cancel culture I talk about my puppy a lot I talk about what I did today I talk about honestly I you know what I'm on up what 214 it's one of those days I'm just like hey I want to do a quiz and post it and that's what you're getting today and I feel like you know if you're a guy out there you heard you know you got to get a female perspective which is always I feel like helpful or interesting for you and you know should I re should I go back to any of these questions and kind of like re-explain myself I feel like I mean I know I probably pissed a lot people off about the height but hey why do girls I should just google why do women like tall men I feel like it's the whole like we want someone to protect us thing. Oh, a recent study showed

that women prefer to marry men who are eight inches taller than they are. Why do women prefer tall men? One theory is that for evolutionary reasons, women unconsciously prefer tall men. That's how I feel. It's like an unconscious thing. I'm just because these men tend to be more successful in physical altercations with other men. Absolutely. And I, you know what I grew up with? Well, I don't know. Like I have some trauma. I don't feel like from men at all. It's just like, I feel like I've had some, I don't know. I need someone to protect me. I don't want like if someone's like five, six, like me, I just feel. And again, I've been in so many social situations where like a guy could be super cute and he'll be like two inches taller than me

and I won't feel it at all. Like I, I literally don't get like, Ooh, like I, you know, I don't know. I'm trying to think of anyone I've dated, like the shortest man I've dated at literally every guy I've ever dated was six, four, eight, like exactly six, four. one of them, maybe 6'2", actually, yeah, 6'2", was the shortest, so, anyways, um, whatever, sorry if you're let down by that, but I'm not all, I don't think all girls are like that, and I know, like, some guys are like, I like tall girls, like, I need her to be 5'10", or whatever, they they don't need it they just like prefer it um but you know i hear like so many guys bitch about that like girls you know they say like oh you're not over six foot you know they

have like their issues with that but i don't know jimmy ouch just like completely tore off my hand with his teeth okay that hurt actually i'm drawing now i'm drawing blood um yeah and it's like one of those things that guys can't control or like they can't fix it's like height is just you're born with it or you're not what is it that girls can't fix like what's something guys like and girls that they unfortunately can't like if you have a up face you can't fix i mean well now you can or tits you can still you know girls can alter their bodies a lot when i think about it men really can't especially with a height thing it's like height and dick size and like or I feel like that's the thing they are

born with and they can't fit they can't control that at all but if girls want bigger tits they can go get surgery if they want a bigger ass thing at surgery if they want um I think and then most girls just like get skinnier or whatever and like that usually helps them out a little bit I don't know you know what people say like I I love how like there's phases or there's um what's called body types that go in and out of style but like skinny is always in fashion like it's always what I don't know you can bitch about all day long but thin people thin women are I don't know they're I guess guys like they like them I just feel like they're more mostly attracted to them overall like if you did the average of what men are attracted to I feel like it's mostly like

thinner women. It is what it is. You know, it's all about our genetics, DNA, our primal instincts. I don't know. There's also like that ratio with like hips and waistlines. Why am I talking about this? I don't know. But, um, anyways, Jesus. Okay. I'm on spring break. I'm rambling on. what am I doing uh buy yourself a long sleeve gray shirt uh don't bake cupcakes for your girl unless you're gay and then I'm sorry actually that's cute it's like one of those things I'd have to be really in love with you and then anything you do is cute but if you were going on our first date and you show up with a cupcake I'm gonna be just not into it anyways that's it hit that subscribe button. I'm here seven days a week, uh, and head over to patrion.com slash

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