The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 218- Saturdaycast: Q&A #26

Episode Date: April 12, 2021

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What's up, guys? Happy Saturday. It's episode 218. Welcome back to the show. i don't know if it's q a 26 today or 27 what am i on um hi it's Jacqueline. Welcome back to the show. I feel like it's 27 and I want to clear this up before I start. Oh, it's 26. Last week, episode 211 was 25. Okay. Honestly, I just want to jump right into it. Answer your guys' questions. I got a lot of shit to do today. It's Saturday. I got to lay horizontal and watch TV all day and scroll TikTok because Saturday is the one day of the week that I allow myself to completely veg out, lay on my back, drink over, I always say this, I over caffeinate and lay on my back on the weekends and that's what

I plan on doing. Um, I actually have errands to run. That's why I need to keep this short and short and sweet. Uh, okay. So anyways, hit that subscribe button. I'm here seven days a week and head over to patreon.com slash TJMS. If you want to become a patron and get access to my exclusive content. Okay. Once again, that's patreon.com slash TJMS. Go check it out. There's a lot of perks and shit. Drinking a nice coffee. I got a gallon of water sitting next to me because I've been trying hard on the hydration lately. And yeah, it's going to be a great day. First question. What's the weirdest thing? Do you want me to say the names of the people that ask me I always say this and I feel like you guys want it to be anonymous uh or I don't I

actually don't know but I I'm gonna keep this anonymous for your own protection and privacy okay first question is what is the weirdest thing in your fridge uh I can walk over there right now I mean shit I'm like literally 10 feet away the weirdest thing in my fridge let's do it um so i have food do i have any non-food items i guess my skincare my face masks that i keep in the fridge the sheet masks i have some fucking oh i have hp sauce if you're from the uk you'll understand what that is my mom got this for me um is this expired 701 i gotta put this up on the top shelf seven oh one so july 1st it expires great because i'm gonna have that with my

sweet potato chips cool um i got molasses hp sauce skincare and then i'm looking at the back there's like a baking soda freshener thing what does this say on it oh shit what does this say on it it's a baking soda arm and hammer fresh and natural household odor eliminator honestly when I moved in there or when I moved in this apartment it was already in there and so I feel like it's not doing its job anymore but okay that's the weird shit in my fridge uh can you tell this is a fat this is like too fast paced I don't I don't know I feel like I'm buzzing through this and it's only the first question uh next question last text message um last text message oh fuck I've been getting so many this is not so I don't know if they mean like what text message did I send last

or the last message in my inbox I have this so I've been I've been getting all these spammy texts where there's a link or like this one I'm not gonna I like I don't know it's a random like one eight three three number and I'm gonna click it I'm not gonna click click the links but it's like this it's like b d e p o download our new app to receive details instantly no more missing out then there's a link and I don't know what that is is this so this is a okay this is like a side story about the specific texts I keep getting. I was on Postmates or DoorDash or something one night and I was looking at Bucca di Beppo. And then literally that night I got this text. So I thought B-D-E-P-O was like, my brain was like, oh, I was on Bucca di Beppo's menu,

B-D-E-P-O. It's kind of like Bucca di Beppo. I don't know. So I was like, is this a rush? But I won't click the link because I'm terrified of that. I feel like I've been told like, don't click these links. So that's my last text. I'm going to just delete it or block this number. Even when I block the number, I still get these. Sometimes I get like Gmail, uh, text messages, like random. I don't even know. Um, my last text I sent was yeah, same to my brother. Okay. Um, Next question. What's your favorite TV show in 2020, so far in 2021? I've talked about Ozark. I was late on the game to Ozark, but I am obsessed. I can't wait to watch the next season. But honestly, lately I've been loving Real Housewives. I love the Real

housewives on um i watch it on hulu and i don't know i have like a sick obsession with the beverly hills housewives i don't know what it is about the show but i feel like it's a lot of it's a really it's honestly they're older than me but it's relatable content i'm a i'm a fellow woman um i like fabulous things i'm kind of a diva in my own way and like my own like with with my own little life i've created i'm a diva not to other people necessarily i'm just like I don't know I I love I love their um I love the Beverly Hills Housewives the most and then I don't watch the other ones I used to but uh so yeah Ozark and Real Housewives next question did I wait am I like half-assing this did I not answer another part to another question

uh i don't know okay uh next question is what kind of chapstick do you use um my chapstick preference is kind of ebb and flow depending on what's at walmart i feel like i always buy by chapstick at the on like the end cap thing i don't know how to explain it i don't know why this is like such a specific thing I do like this is on this is like an every six months I'm in a Walmart situation or Target honestly um but the end of the aisle will have like a bunch of random chapsticks and I usually pick one out um and right now I have Carmex which is like the kind of medicated tasting one um which honestly reminds me of an ex and I don't know why and it's like a bad memory because they always wore fucking Carmex

and I just I don't know um but I also use but it works like it's kind of like a weird medicated-y menthol-y taste. I can't describe it. Um, I don't, so here's the thing. They asked what kind of chapstick I use. I don't like chapstick brand chapstick. I never have. I feel like it's like wax. I like Burt's Bees. I don't have any right now, I don't think. Or yeah, I do, but it's got like a tint in it. It's like a watermelon pink color. Um, oh, I like, um, Vaseline Lip Therapy Advanced Healing. That's a good one. That's kind of like Carmex, but it's plain, but my favorite, sorry, let me answer the question with my favorite one, I love the Fresh Beauty, um, sugar lip treatments, and I love the rosé color, and the, where's the other pink one,

there's, like, two pink ones I love, I have a little set here, anyways, I like, yeah, Fresh Beauty, uh, sugar chapsticks, they're literally $25 a piece, but it's worth it, um, nothing compares to them. They have SPF in them. They're the shit. So I'm going to just say, yeah, Carmex and Fresh Beauty. Okay. Next question. I feel, you know, I didn't, here's the thing. Whenever I podcast, I feel like I need to set the scene. I need to tell you about my day. I need to talk a little bit more. I need to do a little more. I like to deliver a lot of personal info before I just do the, I don't know what I'm saying. I just think I need to tell you what's happening more. Jacqueline, you said you're going to run errands and lay horizontal and over caffeinate. You

already did that. I don't know. I just feel like I haven't really checked in, you know? Like I feel like I need, I have more to say other than just answering these questions, but, um, or I could tell you more. Uh, anyways, I slept great. I'm still doing yoga. Um, I've officially named Jimmy's toy Mr. Squibbles and it just came to me I looked at the toy the toy he has this little blue it's completely destroyed but he still plays with it this little blue moose thing and I looked at it I'm like oh you're Mr. Squibbles I just feel it it just had that energy of a Mr. Squibbles and I now that's when I whenever we play I'm like where's Mr. Squibbles I'm so annoying um I don't know I got some like Amazon packages to like I left at my door I have to open okay

anyways let's get back to the Q&A Jesus do you know what I mean though I just feel like I need to hang out with you right now and not I don't know do these bullet point questions um next question is where do you see yourself in seven months it's so specific um it's April seven months from now what is that November it's May June July August I'm using my fingers September October November so honestly I'll still be oh wait a minute my year anniversary of podcasting is September 4th that doesn't mean I'm stopping podcasting I just that's a trip so I'll be podcasting for over a year in November so that'll still be going um I plan on staying with the job I have now. I'll probably still be doing exactly what I'm doing now, but I'll also be, uh, Jimmy

will be big. So that'll be fun. Um, I'll probably be home for the holidays. Like I'll be, it's so November. I'll probably be home from Thanksgiving to Christmas again, which I plan on doing every year. Like if I can go home for a month, um, like I did last year, every single year, that would be my dream life like another question here uh the kind of I could piggyback off of that is um what do you care most about and I legit like saw this so I saw this before I started the Q&A and I know I just said I want to go home for a month every from like Thanksgiving to Christmas every single year for the rest of my life because that that's just family like what the answer to my question about what, or the answer to my question. Okay. I definitely drank too much

coffee. Jacqueline, put it away, put it away. Okay. Um, what do I care most about? I care the most about my family, the health of my family, the happiness of my family. Um, they're all I care about. It's all that matters. Um, period. No other, I can't, there's no, nothing to elaborate on onto that like that's all I care about and so anyways back to where I see myself in seven months probably back with family um potentially boot up who the fuck knows I don't know what my life maybe I'll be pregnant is that possible in seven months no that's definitely not wait it could be I could be pregnant I could be like literally three months pregnant holy shit anything's possible um highly doubt that uh that's like that would be the biggest

mind fuck or biggest plot twist of 2021 uh someone knocks me up and then I'm I don't know pregnant okay Jacqueline I don't think about these things and this that was an intrusive thought and I don't I do not I reject that that's a negative energy I don't want it not now someday um does anyone think about what they're gonna name their kids is that a thing um sorry I thought there was a bomb under sorry dude I'm having the weirdest thoughts right now there's something under a car like just a random round object under a car outside my window and I'm like that looks like a fucking bomb I'm always on alert I'm always on alert um no but I don't know why that came in my brain like do you guys plan are you thinking about your kids names already or do you think

about it. I definitely don't. I just, I don't know. Okay. That wasn't the question, but moving on. Um, tell a bad date story, a bad date story. I feel like I've done this so many times and I don't really have many. I haven't been on a lot of bad dates there. I mean, I mean, I could tell the story I've got like the seven coronas guy I could tell that story I have the fucking xbox game voice actor story I could tell um they're not necessarily bad dates they're just like I don't know dates that were kind of like what the fuck's happening here um if you know what I mean like one thing led to the next and you're like why am I what am I doing um I don't know, like, I went out to a nice Italian dinner with this guy one time, and then we ended

up at a bar, and, well, like, I literally was, like, let's go here, because I, it's, like, where I used to live, and then we drank, fuck, like, I swear to God, I had, like, seven Coronas, or some crazy number of Coronas, and this was, like, a few years ago, I don't, a couple, two and a half-ish, anyways and then I just remember like having I was so embarrassed after the fact but like we were making out so we were at the bar drinking and then he just started kissing me in front of everybody and I just felt like what the fuck is happening like I just couldn't I didn't like want to do it but like we were he was a really good kisser I was like what the fuck's happening and then I just felt like after the fact like I don't know that was obnoxious I didn't want to

be that couple in the bar making out in front like literally the middle of the bar and fuck it you know it's just I was alive enjoying life and I ended up he ended up like the bar is close to my house like he walked me home and then I never saw him again he's like can I come inside I was like absolutely not bye I think he ubered back to the restaurant and then like I don't even know what happened after that I just like went to bed and I felt insecure I was like wait not insecure just embarrassed I was like I just literally drank so many beers and made out with a stranger basically and I you know he took me out to dinner and then anyways so there's that guy it wasn't a bad date necessarily it was just like I don't know I feel like a lot of times I go on

dates I end up kissing the person I'm like I didn't want to do that um that actually goes for the xbox voice actor man too um we went out to coffee and then we went on another date and it was such a mind fuck like he told me he was the i don't want to say that because he you could probably look him up but i don't want to say his name or anything but he was a voice actor on one of the video games i had played growing up um like a shooting game where i was i don't think this will give it away I used to play so it was my brother's xbox games like that's how I always I've never talked about playing xbox and like growing up how much I zoned like how much of my childhood revolved around xbox games and playing xbox all the time but um anyways uh

I do I want to reminisce right now can I tell xbox stories and then let me finish about this game so he was the voice actor on the game where I played the map where it was like a haunted mansion thing or just like an old mansion and I would play with my sister and we would both pick the grant the granny character who used a sniper and like a sniper rifle as her gun and it was obnoxious because she was like this tiny little woman and her gun was like fucking huge and then it was fun to like shoot up my brother and like play against him play against him as the old little granny and then I don't know that was like that was the um game though that he the guy I went on the date with um did like and it was such a mind fuck because I'm sitting there I'm like oh my god

I know your voice from something and I'm like you're not even that old like how is this I don't know I mean maybe he was like eight years older than me 10 years something like that I don't know um yeah but he also like on our second day we ended up kissing I was just like I don't feel this I'm not feeling this I don't know okay um Xbox though so I think Santa got my brother an Xbox when he was in like fourth grade maybe something like that fourth or fifth anyways um I just remember how there was like it was like one game to the next game to the next game to the next game to the next game and i just remember like the chain of games don't like this so uh it was like desert storm nba live 2005 yeah i would have been in fifth grade 2005 yeah nba live 2005

ea sports it's in the game like i just remember like every time we would fucking play that game it'd be like ea sports it's in the game you guys all know what that is and then so desert storm nba live uh top spin which was my it was my shit like playing was it called top spin the tennis game yeah played out so much um battlefront lego star wars halo of course um yeah i was obsessed with playing halo at one point it was just like all i ever fucking did uh halo 3 specifically and i'd play xbox live and do like the big team battles and i don't know i just remember all those maps so well and all the little secret ledges you could jump up on and like i just love sniping people from that like super high up and um what other games were there i didn't i got

into call of duty a little bit not really though i wasn't like i feel like there were girls that were like call of duty girls and i wasn't one of them i was a i was like into the halo universe I loved Halo um I feel like there's so many games I'm missing I was obsessed with Battlefront though Battlefront uh was it two yeah the Star Wars game um I feel like I'm missing 5,000 games I don't know there's so many like what were the other main ones Madden never really got into Madden I couldn't I just didn't get it I couldn't figure out how to use the controller and like play football it never made sense to me these are all because my brother had the games like I didn't just I was in a girl who's like oh I want Halo and I have an Xbox it's like no it was

just because I had a brother who had these games oh fucking Guitar Hero hello um yeah I'd say I played Guitar Hero, Top Spin, Battlefront 2, Halo 3, and I feel like I'm missing another one. I'm literally, you know, when you over-caffeinate and then you, I feel like my brain isn't, it just malfunctioned. Anyways, I played a lot of Xbox. I had a lot of fun growing up, a lot of time after school, you know, eating bowls of cereal and playing Xbox. And we just like sit on the floor side by side and do that with their fucking headsets on. And I had a great childhood. I mean, I could go on and on and on about playing Xbox growing up because it was a great time. Okay. So I just want to look up on Google images, like Xbox games to reminisce.

Hold on. Xbox games, 2000. Let's do 2007. Get some inspo here. I really feel, oh my God. uh, Assassin's Creed, holy shit, uh, let's see if I recognize any other ones, FIFA, uh, I, like, I'd play it, but it wasn't, I just didn't really like it, um Tony Hawk no what was the one that was uh like BMX bikes Xbox Xbox BMX game this is not the Q&A I'm not doing the Q&A I just want to reminisce on uh about video games right now pro BMX too no it wasn't that I don't know okay I'm gonna move on I need to answer more question sorry um oh so the so I just answered where do I see myself in seven months and I said families uh all I care about okay cool then I ended up talking about xbox anyways next question

is oh that was no I was on bad dates I'm looking at the list here I talked about my bad dates oh the xbox game voice actor dude yeah uh it was weird how we went on two dates I never went out with him again I wasn't feeling it and then like eight months later I get a DM request that I ignored and he's like how have you been I'm like nope I don't know I don't I'm not really a big I'm not a second chance type of chick like I'm not just gonna all of a sudden like you out of like eight months later I'm like oh you know maybe I'll try again no I know pretty quick if I like you or not if I like you or not and um and like your energy and your vibe like I just know And I don't, I just don't want to be with someone that I'm like, oh, well, I need to

give this time. Or maybe at some point I'll like, I like this little piece of them and maybe, and not the other stuff. And then maybe if I spend more time with them, I'll like more of them, blah, blah, blah. Like, no, I have a very, um, short fuse with, I'm the type of person where I either don't like you or I want to fucking marry you. That's it. But there isn't an in-between. And if you're in the in-between, I'm not, well, I might give you a, I'll waste your time. It'll be like, I'll go on a date with you, but I'm not, that's it. I'll never, it won't go any, it won't go anywhere from there. Okay. So I'm very, I don't know. I don't know what that means.

I just I don't I guess it's like I don't I don't like to waste time I don't want first of all I hate I don't like wasting other people's time because time's really important to me and I know how it feels when someone's just like stringing you along leading you on and like they're they're they have no they don't really want you or they don't really want to be with you and they don't really I don't know it's like a two-week fucking fling and then they're done and I just don't anyways so what did I just say you're gonna Jesus Jacqueline next question okay um okay bad date sorry just did that uh want to chat on clubhouse question mark uh no

like a one-on-one chat room can you do that with people I guess you could yeah you can just start a room with someone else uh at that point it's like call me on my phone just it's the same shit okay um next question is uh what's the most random app in your phone i need to get my other phone i feel like you know what i when i got my iphone 12 is that what it is i don't even know anymore um where is it oh it's probably in the closet i was on clubhouse I like shove it in the closet when I'm on stage wait this is so fucked up I like put my phone in uh in my towel closet where I keep my towels and my my linens and shit when because if

you're on stage you can't fully mute your phone so I do that when I'm not participating in the conversation I'm just up there getting followers and um everyone does it at some point it's part of the game it's part of the game okay you're up there you you're trying to network you don't have four hours in your day to, uh, uh, like contribute to the conversation on the stage. So maybe you're up there for an hour and then you stay up there for the rest of the conversation. But you're anyways, my phone was in my closet, but, um, that's where it is right now. But I wanted to look at it cause I barely transferred any apps over to my new phone. Like I had some weird ass shit on my old my old one um oh I have it's called uh lug l-u-g-g and that's for like if you need

something hauled like I don't even know why I have this I guess if I was to once I get that the couch I want if I need that delivered or whatever or if I need help with the like hauling it in my apartment these people like help you haul um they help they're like a moving company but it's an app and what's this elevate yeah I got this brain game app it's called elevate personal brain training I've literally never done it I hear a lot about it but I don't um I've heard a lot about it but did you notice did I just take a sip of coffee again and I said I need to stop i hit it this is so fucked up i literally hit it out of my sight and then subconsciously like grabbed it from behind my laptop and then took a sip of it and then i just i it's it's getting

to the point now where i need okay who's getting sick and tired of me over caffeinating i just it's saturday whatever uh i can crash after this i can lay on the couch i can watch the Real Housewives all day. I can ignore all the errands I need to run. I can just, I don't know. Um, yeah, but I had this, I heard about Elevate and, um, I think Ben Greenfield put me onto this and I've never done it. I've never started it. I don't have an account. I don't know. I have like a TV remote app. I don't know. Like fucking Robin Hood. Okay. These are like all the Instagram these are apps everyone has okay so next question is what's your party trick what's my party trick

I feel like my party trick so I don't know if this is a trick or not but like I feel like my trick is that I, I look like a bad bitch at the party, but I'm the sweetest person in the room. Like I look, I might look like a, I don't know. I might look like a bitch, but you talk, once you like, once I open my mouth and talk to you, there isn't a sweeter person there. There isn't a nicer person there. There isn't a happier, uh, friendlier, um, cheerful person there.

Just trying to imagine myself at a party and like how I bet other people think of me or like how they, how other people would perceive me. This is literally not the question. Um, this is about like putting a mirror on myself or whatever the fuck, or putting myself under a microscope and observing from a distance. What is it? I'm having an out, I'm literally having an outer body experience or envisioning myself out of my body and through other people's eyes. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I, I mean, I can peel an orange in one peel.

I used to, it was kind of a joke in high school. Like I remember, now she's reminiscing about the glory days. No, high school was not my glory days. I feel like I'm in my glory. This is my glory days. Jacqueline, think before you speak. My glory days are here, and I'm in them now. Is that what I was trying to say?

Or they're yet to come. uh but in high school I would get everyone's oranges passed down to me at the table in the cafeteria because they're like Jacqueline can't peel this for me Jacqueline can't peel this for me and I that's how I felt um honestly that's how I got the popular people to like me I just told them I could peel their orange and then they would give it to me and they were like oh my god Jacqueline's so cool she's so talented other party tricks I mean I can do back walkovers I can do the splits I can do acrobatics and shit um I saw this insane TikTok it was the sexiest thing I've ever seen a girl do uh to me she had a shot or something or like maybe like a beer or something

in her mouth or like on her yeah she's like holding it in her mouth and then she did a back walk over and like took it like or I think it was a shot glass and she like took a shot after after she did a back walk over in the splits but it like never spilt and I was like that is the hottest thing I've ever seen anyone do in my life and the amount of concentration that probably took if you're drunk so I could probably practice that because I can do a back walk over in the splits But I don't know. What did I just say? I feel like the beginning of that was a little bit embarrassing. Why did I say that? I don't know. I think a lot of people, they'll look fierce and then you talk to them and you're like, oh, I thought I hated you at first. And then now

I'm realizing that you're actually really nice. I think that might be me at parties. Just because of how I can't fucking help the eyebrows. You know, I feel like that's what ruins me the fucking eyebrows make me my make me look bitchy I have like the villain eyebrows I just like curvy eyebrows like I don't know and I kind of just stare I think like I just like I don't know especially when I'm turnt I feel like I just kind of I don't know I like glare at people and I don't mean to maybe but then I'm always smart I don't know come talk to me Bitch. Okay. I hate this episode. I hate this Q&A. Okay. I'm just having, I'm having a flashback of someone that literally told me this

to my face. A guy was saying how at first he thought I was one way and he talked to me and he's like sorry I'm just stupid it's a stupid story um not gonna lie when I first saw you here I thought you were kind of like a bitch and then when I came and talked to you I was like oh my god you are totally gonna be the best mom someday I'm feeling this energy from you that's so like and kind and nurturing and I've told this story about the guy before and that was the 48 hour date I did not plan on going it was 48 hours it's like I think I told the story it was like a two-day excursion and I didn't get any sleep and he woke up the next morning and like got me fucking like roses and

then he like walked in the he walked in with some roses and white cloths it's like I don't even know you get me out of here that was probably my worst date experience ever and it wasn't even I wasn't even supposed to be on a date with him it was supposed to be this other guy and then he ambushed me at the bar he like was trying to be the knight in shining armor at the bar and then yeah it just it was an awkward and then the other the guy went i was supposed to be on the date with came over and hung out with us that same it's a whole story i wish i could remember what episode it was it was such a it was like such a plot twist or whatever chain of events that unfolded were very i don't know sporadic um next question were you a horse girl

uh yeah i mean like i don't know i mean and yeah totally growing up 100 i'm not necessarily horse girl horse girl now um i feel like that's a negative it can be like a negative thing because there were there were so i was a horse girl in elementary school and middle school but like um i guess high school whatever but uh there were the there were the fucking nerds about it that were like or not nerds they were the weird kids about so they would like run around the playground and think they were horses and like stick their heads down and like bob up and they even ran a certain way to like be like a horse that wasn't me i wasn't like that kind of horse girl uh maybe when i was really little i pretended i was a horse when i would play like make believe

outside with my neighbors and like we would act out scenes of like I don't know Disney movies and shit um but I was like I was a horse girl and because I had horses and I and ponies and I went to horse camp and I would check out every library book about horses and I would draw horses and I would think about horses all day and I'd have like horse merch and I'd have fucking horses on my bed like stuffed animals um yeah I don't know yeah I guess I was um I I really want in fact I found a place here I wanted to go riding at um in San Diego and I for I like in January I was like I want to ride horses this year again and I found it and then I haven't until this question got asked, I haven't thought about it since, so I need to, like, actually, I just need to do it,

I just need to get back on the, I just need to get back on the horse, if you know what I'm saying, um, and that's honestly a dream someday, if I could have a horse again, and, like, animals, I guess, I don't know, just how I, like, how I grew up, that'd be cool, just maybe, like, a horse, some chickens and then a pasture pal so the pasture pal like I don't need a lot of animals but I've had a pasture pal I'd pick out a what do horses like I think horses like I could get like a mini pony I could get like a quarter horse a thoroughbred or something and like a mini pony and then a bunch of chickens and then we obviously a dog and then I don't know maybe a cat maybe um a bunny some bunny rabbits this is too many animals

yeah goats a pygmy goat oh fucking a i miss my goat there's a fun there's a fun podcast to go dig up again figure figure out the episode where i talked about my goat getting hit by a truck um and i think she was like four months old yeah shout out Maria um rest in peace she was born on Cinco Cinco de Mayo and I named her Maria and I'll retell the story and one day I was driving home from like basketball practice or something and then this farm truck in front of me as I was about to turn in my driveway was stopped in front of our house and I was like what the fuck I can't turn in and next thing I know uh he's holding my goat from the legs and she's hanging upside down dead as shit

and he's walking across the road with her and sets her on our lawn and keeps going and i was like god damn it that was my goat and then i'm crying my sister's crying everyone's crying we're sad she's dead as shit she's fully she got like she got knocked out it wasn't a graphic death where she got smashed I saw so many smashed cats out where I lived and like like farm cats and chickens would just get flat completely flattened by a farm truck by the tires or a tractor that was common but Maria got hit she just got taken out at the head probably really hard because her nose was bleeding um when she was on on our lawn like when I went to check her out and she was stiff um I feel like she bounced pretty far and then anyways we're

crying I'm just kind of in shock like oh fuck here we go another dead animal like I saw I joke about this I used to actually I used to say that I saw my trauma my childhood trauma is seeing so many animals die growing up so many like pets die and farm animals die just constantly like every day went to the farm next door there was a dead calf that was just born like hours earlier that was a common thing i just saw all the time dead calves laying off to the side dead cats dead chickens dead everything died but the the funny part of the goat getting hit by the truck was where my little brother my brother came out and he had these like night vision goggle things from i don't know they were like gi joe goggles or some shit and he came and like he put them on

and like walked out there and he was inspecting her her dead body out in the lawn with his goddamn night vision goggles and i was just like fuck you and then i was so sad and pissed off and he was like kind of having fun with it creepily having fun with his dead goat and then um i don't know we probably buried her. And then I don't really remember the rest. God, there was even times where I would have like, our cat would go missing. And then we were convinced it got hit by a truck because so many cats would get flattened on the road that if there, so we had an orange cat named Duke and he went missing for like, I don't know, a few days. And there was literally a flattened orange cat outside on the street one day. And we were convinced that was him. And then I would like,

I remember I had a basketball tournament that weekend it happened or we saw the cat and I was in tears the whole time feeling like thinking my cat had died and the next thing we know he was like in the attic or like under a bed or some shit and he like we found him so I don't know um this is not the Q&A I need to answer in the next question oh the question I got I just answered was were you a horse girl all right yeah um next question is can you juggle can you juggle it's not something I've tried lately or like in a long time I remember my dad teaching me how to juggle and we would take um like a bunch of socks and we'd roll them up into like we'd like fold a bunch of socks together what am I saying we take a pair of socks and like we put like four socks

together I'm trying to paint a picture here it's not working and I would like he's like yeah just do this motion and practice it over your bed so then when it falls you can just pick them up and they're not on the ground and they're not flying everywhere you're just like having to pick them up off the bed and so I would practice and then I got kind of good at it I couldn't ever keep it really I couldn't go for a long time but I used to be able to juggle I would take like little mini satsumas and I juggle little oranges and I was probably honestly like 12 years old when I did this but I can't really anymore um do kids still play with yo-yos are our kids still doing cat's cradle are kids still um using gel pens like what were the things I used to yeah like fucking yo-yos

just like kids on the bus with their yo-yos is that happening anymore what else do we play with I don't want to reminisce again I just feel like I do that too much um next question I'm gonna wrap it you know what how many wait did I answer I'm just trying to like weed out the ones I don't want to answer or like I see but I don't want to answer yeah okay this is I'm gonna end it with this last question kind of boring but I'll do it anyways um maybe it's not boring maybe I'm just assuming that but what other names did you have for uh Jimmy little James Dean little Jimmy Dean um that's my puppy school and retriever he's almost five months um

other names, I should just find the list in my phone here, the note I kept track of, um, somewhere I didn't have this queued up, oh, I think I texted it to my fam, let me see if it's in the picture still, I honestly can't I have so many notes on my phone I can't even I don't even know where to start can I search notes yeah maybe I can search my notes yeah you can uh oh here we go holy shit I have I've literally like 3,000 names okay Waylon that was a high that was a contender Waylon was huge so I had uh Jimmy's what I named him and it came to me like one morning I was waking up

and he was cuddling with me and I looked at him I'm like you're Jimmy you're a little Jimmy you're a little Jimmy Dean I'm gonna name you that uh Dean is a family name so I was like there we go. Dean's my, should I say my middle name? Fuck it. It's Dean. D-E-A-N. Jacqueline Dean Monroe. I used to get so much shit for that growing up. That's a boy's name. You have a boy's name for a middle name. Why isn't your middle name like Elizabeth or something cute? I was always insecure about my middle name, but you know what? Family name. Got to pass that shit along it's a tradition okay um sam cody bentley chip whalen wyatt scotty dustin stewart calvin benny johnny joey gunner geordie cheeseburger nacho bubbles ranger billy

tanner eddie bucky patches landon henry stevie gary yeah i had some oh here we go edward philip Roger Randall. Randall. Imagine Jimmy's name is Randall. I don't know. I was just playing around with a lot of names. I liked, um, for some reason I thought like cheeseburger would be a funny name. I just give him a fucked up name. Like when someone's like, what's your dog's name? I'd be like cheeseburger. Of course I didn't name him that though. Um, the reason I didn't name him Waylon, I really wanted to, but I literally know two people with golden retrievers, uh, two, two golden retrievers I know of are Waylands. And I just feel like, I don't know when I say that name, I think of those dogs and I just wanted my dog to

have his own energy and like his own name and like his own, I don't know. He's a little Jimmy, a little Jim. And then I realized that when one of my friends or my sister's best friend going, growing up had a wiener dog uh named jimmy and i forgot about that until after i named him and i was like oh my gosh i remember going over to her house and thinking that dog was so cute i love that name and um like my other golden retriever so we had buddy which is like a perfect name for golden retriever obviously we had buddy charlie another good name and champ another good name um and so those were taken and when my mom came to visit me she couldn't stop calling Jimmy Charlie she's like why do I keep calling him Charlie and like it's because we had a Charlie

that was our last one we had who ran away and he had a skin condition and I've told that story before dude I swear to god some little some there are some parts of my childhood and like the shit that happened that are so fucked up and like sad and just like I mean buddy got stolen buddy got hit by a car he had to get his whole leg reconstructed um Charlie had a skin condition and ran away and the people that took him in were just like hey we're gonna help you out we're gonna take him we're gonna get him help it was a whole I've told the story many times there was a reason for that dog uh like they always say like there's no such thing as like bad dogs or it's bad it's bad dog parents or whatever untrained dog parents not untrained dogs which I mean I don't really

know what era that was like what middle school age what was going on in the household then I mean he was just a farm dog I think at the end of the day he was just like a very Charlie was a very um feral like he wasn't like we I don't know I don't think we spent a good enough amount of time training him obviously and he just was a lot like he mostly just lived outside and ran around and buddy was like the old man in the house and Charlie was like the little toddler outside all the time and he kind of did his own thing and um you know we were busy kids We all like played sports. We were all, you know, plugged into school events and school shit. And my parents both worked full time. It was like a lot. And then I think the dog just

kind of got, um, abused and neglected. No, he didn't. He would come inside obviously, but I don't know what happened at the end there. It was really weird actually. Now that I think about it, um, I'm making it sound worse than it probably was. I feel like he just, the skin condition is kind of a joke because there's like a whole thing about his skin that was like i don't know like funny and stupid but uh we had our dogs let's all say they ran away a lot um because we had there weren't fences like he they just you know would go on or they would literally like go on a run with people like people would like run and say oh can we like go on a run with him and they just steal him I don't know okay episode 218 is over um god I didn't come

from abuse our parents like they didn't fucking I don't know I'm making I'm now I'm embarrassed about saying that our dog would run away and or like he had a skin skin condition and he ran away and then he um the people were just like we're gonna take him and we're gonna keep him and I feel like we were just so maxed out of that dog that it was like we that's probably better for him because you guys will give him more attention than we can right now so embarrassing very embarrassing um okay well you know what no one's perfect no family's perfect no situation's perfect um I'm trying to be the mother to Jimmy that I couldn't be as a angsty fucking middle schooler to Charlie okay if I only knew what kind of attention that puppy needed I would have stopped

all of my sports all of my extracurricular activities I would have skipped school to take care of him and nurture him because I feel like that was what he was missing an absent family in the household that was busy as shit and I don't even know how my parents sit I literally can't envision sometimes I get really in my head about it sorry I'm not ending the episode I get really in my head about how much energy and time my parents had to like sacrifice or like put towards their kids three of us all pretty much at the same age at this doing the same um we all grew up like what am I trying to say we're all similar age so everything we did was like one kid after the other kid after the other kid and it's like I don't know

I don't know how they did it I really don't I now I'm now that I'm older and I'm looking back I'm like holy shit I wow I'm blessed I got I got a good I got a good set um and whenever they call me now they're like I'm just so proud of you and the woman you've become and oh my gosh like your brother is doing so well and your sister oh my god I'm like look it you raised us like that's you i just said that to my dad the other other day i was like look at look at i was like look i am not this is not my own doing necessarily like you got me started you set me upright for my future you raised me you taught me all these core you know values lessons principles etc etc about about being a good person and working hard and etc etc in the world like jesus jacqueline on the episode

so yeah now I do a lot of giving back and thanking them because I see it now and I see how there's like that quote not everyone was raised like you you know and I'm like I see it now when I'm now that I'm older um how good I had it so anyways um yeah our dogs ran away and we had some issues there at one point it was a very brief moment of time it wasn't like I don't know whatever we are good people god damn it I'm really I'm over I'm overselling because I feel embarrassed okay happy fucking Saturday thanks for tuning in this has been this has been Q&A number 26 I do this every Saturday Saturday I don't know why I just do it I just 26 weeks ago I decided to do I decided to do a Q&A every Saturday and here we are the more I say Saturday the harder

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of the goat story. And then I just told it, I retold it, but you know what? Sometimes that happens. And I realized not everyone is going to hear the full, like if I podcast every day, I'm going to have to re, I don't, I don't have to, but I feel like I can't always say, oh, go back, go listen to this episode and hear that story. Like, I don't even know where to refer you and I have so many episodes that's insane so I'll just tell stories over and over again until I don't know you guys get sick of it or whatever okay happy Saturday love you lots uh have a great weekend I hope it's going well talk to you tomorrow all right bye