The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 227- Whats Ur Weird Snack DM Me

Episode Date: April 20, 2021

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Hey guys, happy Monday. It's episode 227. Welcome back to the show. Hey guys, what's up? It's Jacqueline. Welcome back to the show. happy Monday I've been doing this what 27 Mondays in a row now I just thought about that I think yeah I'm on my 27th week of podcasting seven days a week holy shit there's your motivation Monday it rolls right off the tongue I say it every Monday okay I haven't quit I haven't skipped a day I'm relentless I never give up if I can do it you can do it okay okay new week new you new me new podcast. Let's do it. Honestly, I've been enjoying not coming prepared for the last like 50, for the last like 150 episodes. I don't have notes today. We're going to hang out. I think this

format is really fun for you because I can't tell you what I'm going to talk about. It's just going to happen. And it's like, you're going to a show and you don't know anything about it before you watch it. So here we go. Uh, what does Jacqueline do on Monday? It's the evening. Okay. Let me be honest. Uh, this is not a morning podcast. So why did it, why does, why does that matter? Uh, I was going to go over my day, like what I'm going to do, but I already did it. Let me recap what I did today. Okay. So I slept great. Um, God, it's going to be boring now. Now it's going to get dry. Now I'm going to go over the planner and bore the fuck out of you. Do you guys want me to talk about my bucket list instead? I might talk about my bucket list instead. I mean, here's the

thing. We can do segments. I'll get over, I'll get the daily routine shit out of the way and then I'll fucking go to my, go to my bucket list. Okay. Uh, I wanted to say something inappropriate read about my bucket list, but I will not say anything about it. Okay. So yeah, I woke up and I slept great. Dogecoin. I've been hearing about Dogecoin and I'm not a participant. Well, I am now, but I participated. I bought some Dogecoin. You know what? Sometimes I'm like this and I'm not, I'm not proud of it. I bought $420 of Doge coin and it went up. Um, it's like 0.4 now. So yeah, I checked my Doge. It went up this morning, rolled out of bed. You know, I kind of checked my phone for a little bit, rolled out of bed, made myself a nice coffee. I'm still,

you know, I'm back on the iced Americano train. It's like a new thing. I don't know why I really, here's what it is. I feel like I gotta be honest with, I gotta be honest with myself and I, I gotta be honest with you guys right now. I really do. Um, I've been ignoring my vital signs and my tiredness cues. And I haven't, I haven't been checking in and really getting honest about my, uh, uh, morning coffee and like what it's doing to me. And I, and I'm, I'm ready to do it. So let's do it. I feel like the reason why I'm back on the iced Americano, iced Americano train is because because I used to do like the almond milk and the you know I'd put like almond milk creamer in it and I'd be like oh it sounds like really low sugar you know you know and I'd be

like I just make excuses about it and I feel like and then sometimes I'd add that bullshit sugar-free syrup to it and make it like a Starbucks drink because I have my god damn I got my roll I got the Rolls Royce of espresso machines in my kitchen I'm gonna make myself a starbucks drink every morning because i can't right but what i gotta be honest to myself and you guys about right now is that i feel like that extra creamer and like sugar in it jacks me the fuck up for like literally just 30 minutes and then i'm a zombie from like 9 a.m until noon and at noon i don't want to eat lunch i just want to take a nap so now that i've been doing this is literally the most who gives a fuck segment ever but so anyways i i feel like the iced americano

i've been noticing i've been drinking it for a couple weeks is keeping me clear-minded i'm not crashing it's there's no i think it's you know what a bitch is fasting a bitch is intermittent fasting there i said it i feel like that's what's happening um that's what i'm choosing to do now because of the way it makes me feel i'm way more clear-minded and alert i don't need a new